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Saturday Special October 10th 2026 · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: So we're back, Gina, again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is fun. Thanks for having me again.
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  Speaker 1: This Saturday special, and guess who's joining us? The great
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  Speaker 1: Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to have to walk me through this.
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  Speaker 2: This is the much-anticipated Greg Gorey that people have been
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  Speaker 2: asking for.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, totally.
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  Speaker 3: The world's been clamoring like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They have.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: This is where we take a moment from each day
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  Speaker 2: of The Woody Show this week, and we rotate hosts.
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  Speaker 2: As you know, we comment, we react, we give a
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  Speaker 2: little behind-the-scenes. Jeff G., of course, always here to assist.
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  Speaker 4: It's so fun.
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  Speaker 6: I just try to navigate a little bit. And Greg,
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  Speaker 6: it's going to be real easy. Just hang with us
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  Speaker 6: for this little bit. By the way, you got a
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  Speaker 6: lot of texts of people saying they wanted you to
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  Speaker 6: join us.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Oh, babes, thank you. I really
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  Speaker 3: appreciate that.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go ahead and start with Friday's show. We'd like
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  Speaker 6: to start and go backwards for the week. Tyler's last
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  Speaker 6: day was yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Poor title. Greg, you gave him some shit because... A
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  Speaker 1: little bit. And why did you do that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm ignorant to the whole entire industry of what's
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  Speaker 3: called card ripping. It's all new to me. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: know anything about that at all. And so when I...
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  Speaker 3: The only reason I gave him shit was because, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go off to this new job and
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  Speaker 3: rip cards. is this a fad? Is this, does this
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  Speaker 3: have longevity? So I was just saying, yeah, we'll see
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  Speaker 3: you in about three months back here on the Woody show,
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  Speaker 3: you know, but I, Hey, look, I hope it becomes
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  Speaker 3: massive for him. I wish him all the best. Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Hope he makes a ton of money and rips all
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  Speaker 3: the good Darth Vader cards and gets all the good
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  Speaker 3: whatever cars that are in demand.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, the first time I ever met Tyler
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  Speaker 2: was on our cruise, our Disney cruise to Alaska. And
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  Speaker 2: that blew my mind because I feel like I've known
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  Speaker 2: him forever. But I met him for the first time
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  Speaker 2: ever last year.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's a behind the scenes thing about Tyler that
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  Speaker 3: I was unaware of because it didn't stick out in
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  Speaker 3: my mind because I'm just always so nice to everybody.
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  Speaker 3: So he started on The Woody Show several years back
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  Speaker 3: And after he started, he had been here for a while.
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  Speaker 3: And I honestly don't remember in what capacity. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: But he was working on the show and he printed
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  Speaker 3: out this email that I had written back to him
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  Speaker 3: years before any of us ever met Tyler. He had
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  Speaker 3: emailed the show about how he wanted to get into radio, this, that,
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  Speaker 3: and the other. And I was the only one who
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  Speaker 3: took the time to write him back this super long
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  Speaker 3: email with like tips and like, you know, just stories
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  Speaker 3: and whatnot. And he said, uh, Hey, I've saved this
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  Speaker 3: all the time. Cause you were so nice to me
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  Speaker 3: and you responded and, and it was really nice of you.
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  Speaker 3: And now here I am working on the show. It's
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  Speaker 3: so crazy. And I hadn't, I didn't remember that email.
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  Speaker 3: So that was really nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's so nice. And that's how he got involved in
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  Speaker 2: this show.
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  Speaker 3: That's not really how.
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  Speaker 2: But that was like his first interaction with the show?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: And he had kept that email. That's really nice. It
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  Speaker 3: was really sweet.
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  Speaker 1: He is a really, really, really super nice kid.
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  Speaker 8: He is.
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  Speaker 6: And he works his butt off. He gets here before
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  Speaker 6: everybody else, and he always has his shit together.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Woody just walked in. Yeah, Woody. I was looking for him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, where the hell did everybody go?
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  Speaker 9: What is this?
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  Speaker 3: What are you guys doing?
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  Speaker 1: We're doing the Saturday thing.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the Saturday thing. Oh, okay. We're telling stories
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  Speaker 3: about Tyler. Oh, Tyler.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, he's walking around. He's on his way out of
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  Speaker 1: the building and he's like stopping for everybody. Like anybody
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  Speaker 1: gives a shit. I said, just keep walking, dude. I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, wait, you're leaving? What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: you're leaving?
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  Speaker 3: For the day?
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  Speaker 1: No, today's my last day.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. Wait, who are you? Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: And he's making Bort walk with him.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 8: What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: They're on their way down to Tim Martinez's office.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Bort has to go to make sure that Tim
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  Speaker 1: doesn't slam the door in his face.
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  Speaker 10: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Understood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Tim says, once you don't work here anymore,
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  Speaker 1: you're dead to him. You're dead. That's what he has said.
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  Speaker 2: It's more efficient that way.
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  Speaker 7: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler is a good guy.
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  Speaker 3: He's a good dude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who Bort's going to beat on now.
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  Speaker 7: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Because, dude, Bort just talks mad shit.
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  Speaker 3: And his menace is going to go into deep depression
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  Speaker 3: because Tyler's his Boy.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean he's going to stop thinking about them.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? If anything, it'll make the heart grow fonder,
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  Speaker 1: number one. And then number two, I think they see
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  Speaker 1: each other, and you've got to ask Mez about it,
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  Speaker 1: I think they see each other more when he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: working here. Oh, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I have a question.
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  Speaker 2: I have a question. You know how, like, if two
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  Speaker 2: people want a dog and they both call, like, come here,
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  Speaker 2: come here, and you see who the dog goes to?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you think Tyler would go to, Bort or Menace?
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  Speaker 11: Ooh.
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  Speaker 12: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: I would say, hmm, I would say Bort.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking Bort because he would know that Menace has
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  Speaker 3: more options out there to find a new toy, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, I mean, because Menace has given him opportunity
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  Speaker 1: for different things, like going and doing things, like some
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  Speaker 1: of these things that Menace sets up for his, what
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  Speaker 1: do you call it, podcast.
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  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they go to the wherever thing. They go
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  Speaker 1: to SeaWorld.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: To create the content for the podcast, right? So I
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  Speaker 1: think he's appreciative. He's an appreciative, thankful guy in that way.
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  Speaker 1: But I think, like, what would he have more to
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  Speaker 1: talk about? Probably with Bort. So, like, as far as, like,
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  Speaker 1: more things in common.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, talking about ripping cards and all the other,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: All that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Stupid shit he's into.
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  Speaker 3: In that world, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing that Bordeaux I don't think really could
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  Speaker 1: talk about would be some of the sports stuff, but
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  Speaker 1: Menace is no good when it comes to sports talk either.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I would say Menace. I think he looks up
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  Speaker 6: to Menace. I think he's big bro to me.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. We'll see.
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  Speaker 7: I would guess.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm looking at it
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  Speaker 1: differently from that standpoint, but yeah, or maybe it's like
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  Speaker 1: a dog.
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  Speaker 3: They know who feeds it.
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  Speaker 1: So in that case, it would be Menace.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, or what if the scenario was menaces the dog,
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  Speaker 3: and he's being called by Tyler and his own wife.
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  Speaker 3: Who would Menace run to?
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  Speaker 7: Tyler.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, Tyler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, agreed. But she does clothe and feed him.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Tyler sucks his cock.
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  Speaker 6: All right, let's go ahead and get into a little
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  Speaker 6: bit of Tyler's last day.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a flashback from yesterday. And this is it. Tyler's
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  Speaker 1: last day.
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  Speaker 15: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Again?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, again. His second go around working here on The
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show. It's his second go-round, but he is off
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  Speaker 1: to a new adventure. Now, for the occasion, we have
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  Speaker 1: a song that Seabass made for you, Tyler.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, wow. Good.
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  Speaker 8: It cost me a little bit of cash. I had
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  Speaker 8: to reunite a certain 80s and 90s R & B group.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 8: But they were happy to do it for such an
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  Speaker 8: important person to the Woody show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 16: How do we say goodbye to some?
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  Speaker 1: He bought a.
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  Speaker 16: Truck that made us laugh at 29-person interest. But he
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  Speaker 16: had another move up his sleeve.
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  Speaker 4: He made.
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  Speaker 16: Out with Morgan.
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  Speaker 12: It's so hard to say goodbye to dumbass Tyler.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That was beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 1: How much did that cost?
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  Speaker 8: To get them all back in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Huge production. Basically, I blew my whole semester. Tyler, once again,
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  Speaker 1: you will be missed. There will be a huge void.
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  Speaker 9: Kidding yes yeah i mean this is a shock to
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  Speaker 9: the audience we didn't even give him a heads.
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  Speaker 1: Up no we did we were we've been mentioning.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah we've slowly mentioned that um i have another job
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  Speaker 13: but i don't think we actually told him like oh
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  Speaker 13: yeah he's dipping like it's.
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  Speaker 8: A slow roll much like tyler getting out of a car.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah like and let's i know and i'm thinking
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  Speaker 1: because i i tyler when he first told me he
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  Speaker 1: goes hey you know i don't want anybody to know
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  Speaker 1: yet i go okay cool so when i was going
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  Speaker 1: to uh bring it up in our staff meeting to
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  Speaker 1: mention everybody that Tyler was moving on. I texted him, say, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's a cool, if I let these guys know. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 1: The audience is shocked right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, hey, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: We've rocked the world.
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  Speaker 1: My apologies to the audience. So the job you're going to,
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  Speaker 1: the full-time, the new job, is the one with the cards, though, right?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, they offered me full-time a couple weeks ago, and
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  Speaker 13: it was an opportunity I really couldn't turn down, so
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  Speaker 13: I'm like, yeah, I'm going to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is this a work-from-home thing, or do you go
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  Speaker 1: somewhere for this?
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  Speaker 3: No, I go somewhere to do it. You do?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, there's a whole studio set up, so I go
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  Speaker 13: over there and.
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  Speaker 3: I take care of that. So you're going to be
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  Speaker 3: back here in about, what, three months? Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: It's funny because I did think off that top of
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  Speaker 13: my head.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, hmm.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: This card-ripping stuff, is that forever?
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  Speaker 1: Well, why do you got to be like that, Greg?
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  Speaker 3: That's not nice. We'll see. Well, I mean, look, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to be bummed out and say, bye, Tyler.
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  Speaker 3: Good working with you. He's going to be back.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think he is cut out for this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody had sent us this clip because they were watching
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  Speaker 1: you at this job with the cards and stuff. So
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  Speaker 1: explain again if people aren't familiar with You go online,
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  Speaker 1: and you can watch. It's a channel? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's on Fanatics Live.
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  Speaker 3: Fanatics.
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  Speaker 13: The channel I specifically work for is called Mama Breaks.
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  Speaker 13: Mama Breaks. So let's just say you have a box
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  Speaker 13: of football cards in front of you, right? And let's
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  Speaker 13: say you're a diehard Raiders fan. You're like, okay, well,
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  Speaker 13: I want every Raiders card that's in that box.
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  Speaker 7: Cool.
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  Speaker 13: You pay me a certain amount of money. Every card
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  Speaker 13: I pull out of this box that's Raiders related, doesn't
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  Speaker 13: matter if it's a base, if it's an autograph, if
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  Speaker 13: it's super rare, it's automatically yours. So that's just kind
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  Speaker 13: of how it works. And we do that for like
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  Speaker 13: a ton of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not just sports.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just sports.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The clip that somebody sent me was Tyler freaking out
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  Speaker 1: over this Darth Vader card.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So this is a clip from, again, this is a
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  Speaker 1: clip that one of the listeners saw of Tyler doing
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  Speaker 1: his thing.
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  Speaker 3: Here, check it out.
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  Speaker 7: Darth Vader to five. Oh, my God. Goodness, Darth Vader
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  Speaker 7: to five.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 13: Darth Vader to five. When it's to five, there's only
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  Speaker 13: five of them in existence. So it'll have like a
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  Speaker 13: little serial number on the bottom. And for this one,
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  Speaker 13: it said like two dash five. That means it's card
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  Speaker 13: number two of five that exist.
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  Speaker 3: Gotcha.
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  Speaker 13: And for that card specifically, I looked it up. Someone's
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  Speaker 13: going to get about 3K off of it.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Darth Vader to five.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my goodness. Darth Vader to five. Number two of five.
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  Speaker 7: The color match on the lightsaber and everything.
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  Speaker 16: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, my Lord.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what? Oh, my Lord.
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  Speaker 7: That's how you get people hyped.
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  Speaker 1: Is that called gooning now? Is that gooning? That's the best.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I explain it a little bit better than you do. Download.
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  Speaker 9: This is how you get to these streams. You download
• 11:09
  Speaker 9: the Fanatics Live app on your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: Then under shows, you search Mama Breaks.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then you'll see a photo of Tyler on there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: And you can also do it on your desktop and
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  Speaker 13: laptop too.
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  Speaker 1: So are you going to be like a big celebrity
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  Speaker 1: in this... world like with the card people it would
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  Speaker 1: be really cool if it turned out to be like
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  Speaker 1: that I don't know like you're gonna be at like
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  Speaker 1: conventions and stuff signing it's like oh my god.
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  Speaker 11: Do the Tyler Darth Vader to five yeah do it
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  Speaker 11: Tyler I hate to spoil your new job but it's
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  Speaker 11: it's mama breaks not mama Celeste breaks open her.
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  Speaker 8: Newest microwave dinner dish what who's.
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  Speaker 3: Getting I'm getting I mean yeah Madison you get on
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  Speaker 3: me Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 8: Mama Celeste.
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  Speaker 1: He does it a little bit differently.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 9: That one didn't hit, though.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Mama breaks.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I did want to give– where's Morgan? Let's give
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  Speaker 1: Morgan an opportunity.
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  Speaker 3: To cry.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: To say a proper goodbye? Well, I don't know. Because
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  Speaker 1: you know how they say, you don't want things to
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  Speaker 1: be left unsaid.
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead and step on up over here. Is there anything,
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: before he officially leaves, I mean, there was this whole, like.
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  Speaker 1: Legendary turmoil. Yeah, turmoil between you guys tried being roommates
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  Speaker 1: for a minute. Is there, like, I don't know, is
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  Speaker 1: this the opportunity to bury the hatchet? Right, exactly. Extend
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: an olive branch. On a scale of 1 to 10,
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  Speaker 1: how happy are you that you won't see him around
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  Speaker 1: here anymore?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, 10. I was in there drinking champagne.
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  Speaker 1: This was a great day.
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  Speaker 9: That's not nice. I want to share something behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 9: I just ordered breakfast for everybody. And I said, Tyler,
• 12:56
  Speaker 9: your last day, what do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Blah, blah.
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  Speaker 9: And he's like, oh, just get whatever. Just make sure
• 13:00
  Speaker 9: you can get something that Morgan would eat. and Brett
• 13:02
  Speaker 9: would eat. So that's very nice.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that is very nice. That's surprising to me. I
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  Speaker 4: thought we were dead to each other.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's pretty much been a one-way street.
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  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's fine. It's just awkward, like, ignoring each
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: other's walking in the halls and stuff. So I'm happy
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: that won't be the case anymore.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: It's also awkward for everybody else. Because I've never been
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: more in the middle. I'm not taking sides here on
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: either of you. And it's always like, oh, sure. You
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: don't have to take sides. And I won't.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, that drama was taken to five. You know
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: But now, actually, this is the opportunity. If anything was
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: going to happen, because then you could do anything you wanted.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: You guys could make out. You guys could hook up.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: And then you would never have to see each other
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: again until he comes back. For his third stint on
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: the Woody Show.
• 13:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it Top Gun? Remember they're sitting around at the
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: bar and Goose is playing the piano and stuff. And
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: she says, yeah, here I have the clip.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: This is your chance.
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: Show me the way home, buddy.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: This is the chance. Take me to bed or lose
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: me forever. This is it. His last day.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, Tyler.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: Come here, give me a kiss. Oh!
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: What's your shot, dude? What's your shot?
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh! Okay. It's a night on the air, live. Hey,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: you know what? You heard it. You heard it.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: That's a perfect bow to this story.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: No, the perfect bow would be, there's actually a second part.
• 14:31
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: There's a second part to Seabass's song that he got done.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Good God.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: That he had, well, yeah, it says a lot of,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I think, of what we've already said here in this room,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: but just as a way to put a nice little
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: bow on this whole thing. Let's go back to Virtual
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Boyz II Men.
• 14:45
  Speaker 12: And we don't know what dumb job he'll have But
• 14:53
  Speaker 12: it's guaranteed to be over in a few months So
• 14:59
  Speaker 12: he'll be back very shortly Horny for Morgan It's so
• 15:12
  Speaker 12: hard to say goodbye to dumbass Tyler.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Take a bow.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Dumbass Tyler, everybody.
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Good luck, Tyler.
• 15:27
  Speaker 13: The moves that Seabass is doing right there, I have
• 15:29
  Speaker 13: not seen anyone do that since they were in the
• 15:31
  Speaker 13: middle of hymns and gospels in the middle of church.
• 15:34
  Speaker 13: This man had his eyes closed, hands up like he's
• 15:37
  Speaker 13: praising Jesus.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: This is beautiful.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: You can find Tyler at his new gig. Download the
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Fanatics app. Listen to his shows. Mama Breaks. And you
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: can see him there. Very exciting stuff.
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: Darth Vader to five.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: All right, so we'll move on from Tyler to his boyfriend, Menace.
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: And one of the big things this week was Menace's
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: baseball conspiracy. He tripled down on the fact that a
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: ball would have been a home run in that Yankee
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: and Rays game. He was ready to die on that hill,
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: and I think he did die on that hill.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: He did, but the argument was so layered because it
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: was an argument over would it have gone over the wall,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: which Menace said, yes, it would. I was about to
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: agree with him because I was looking at the video
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: that everybody else saw. But then the second I saw
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: the side view, and I'm so glad that everybody was
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: just raging with one another. And I basically didn't say
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: a word during that segment because what's to jump in on?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I felt the same way. I have no dog in
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: this fight.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: And I was about to say, you know what? I
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: think Menace is right. And then once you saw that
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: side view, you realize how wrong he was. But it
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: was layered in the sense that I think Menace lost
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: track of the argument itself because he kept saying Woody's deflecting.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: I think the crux of the whole thing was Menace
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: doesn't know what deflecting means.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I would say Woody's going ad hominem. He's making it personally,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: but he's not deflecting to a whole different argument.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: True. But I do respect somebody that doesn't just give
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: in and go, yeah, you're right. Mel, that'd be Menace
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: in that case. particular situation it was.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I do have a question for you about that, but
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: let's let everybody hear it in case they miss it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: Here is Menace versus everybody.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: The fan interference at the Yankee game. I think Menace
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: is over too today. Yeah, I saw the video, dude.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Guy reached over. No, I would like- No, I mean, no.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: You said to watch it. I did. No, the guy
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: did reach over. That's not what you were saying. That
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: wasn't the argument. No, no, no.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: That wasn't what I said. I said that the ball
• 17:31
  Speaker 9: would have made it over the wall.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: It would have.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: It was short by... Hence the review from the people.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by your own eyeballs. No, not my eyeballs. They
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: reviewed it. That's why they got ruled.
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: Did they do the mathematical breakdown and the trajectory of it?
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Probably, yes.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, Jeff.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: You're just wrong.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Common sense. If you have to reach for something, it
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have gotten to you where you were standing. But also,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: they reviewed it.
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: Wait, so when a ball is coming... towards somebody they
• 17:59
  Speaker 9: don't they never reach out for it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: No you can reach out for it but if it
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: would have been over the fence like you're saying it
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: would have just it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: Would have hit him in the head it would have
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: been over the fence no i get it if you
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: have to reach out to catch something you constantly want
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: to be right but i'm just saying there can't be
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: a discussion what is that on the reaction no no
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: you constantly want to be no dude like i'm not
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: deflecting the entire time of everything that i said.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: Menace deflecting would be what's deflecting deflecting would be bringing
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: up a separate point.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Exactly yeah remember that time when you said to watch.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: The video i did yeah and i said no i
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: disagree with what you're saying they did get it right
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: because they did everybody else came to the same conclusion
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: all the the announcers the announcers like everybody looked at it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: I get it it's cool to crap on the fan
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: but that ball would have made it over No. I
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: get it. Everybody wants to hate that fan.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: You're saying the umpires wanted to crap on the fan
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: more than get the call right.
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: No, because the umpers are way far away. Look at
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: the side view. I did watch the side view. I
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: watched all three angles. That ball would have barely just
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: went over the.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Wall if they weren't there.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: But if you reach this arm out, was it because
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: it was going to make it over or because it
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: was short? So if I throw this marker at you
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: right now, I'm going to reach forward to grab it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: But you're reaching so you catch it in front of you, right?
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: I'm reaching so it doesn't hit me.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: If he had caught the ball over his head or
• 19:23
  Speaker 9: behind him. If the ball's coming straight at them, they're
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: not going to reach out at all. They're just going
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: to stand there. But the fact that he had to
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: reach out.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: At waist height, and he's in the first row.
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: So a ball's coming straight at you. You're not going
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: to reach out.
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: Waist height, first row.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: I'm asking if a ball is coming straight at you,
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: even if it has enough to even go past you,
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: are you not going to reach towards it?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Jeff just said.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: If it's coming straight at me and it would have
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: cleared the wall if I'm standing there, I would have passed.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Put my glove up.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Not out.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Not out.
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: I'm showing you a photo. It hits him in the wrists.
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: His wrists are a good six, eight inches over the
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: wall horizontally, not vertically. Now, where are his wrists in
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: relation to the wall? And he's in the very front row.
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: His wrists are. See where it's hitting his wrist right there.
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: Look where the guy's putting his glove out, where he
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: expects the ball to go.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You're not even playing the video. Show me a still shot. Exactly.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: That's the point. Frame by frame.
• 20:14
  Speaker 15: No.
• 20:14
  Speaker 14: No.
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, go frame by frame.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I know it's easier to make fun of me, but.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Because you're not. Man, this is bad. I don't want
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: to be saying this, man. We're experiencing classic menace. No,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: you're not. It's just shut. No, you're not. That's where
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: you're deflecting. That's not deflecting. You're absolutely deflecting.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: I'm sticking to the facts, talking about the subject at hand,
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: and you're attacking me personally.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: You're not sticking to the facts.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: He just showed you a fact.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: And you said no.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: And you said no. You're the one denying fact.
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: I'm saying that he's not playing the video.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going to play it. I'm going to go
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: super slow motion. Watch. Well, I have a thousand times
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: at this point.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: And it hits the man in the wrist as his
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: wrists are well extended past the wall horizontally.
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: You say past the wall. You're not saying he's not
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: hanging his wrist under the wall. It's past the wall
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: because the ball would have went slightly just.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Over the wall.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Here it is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: Look where his wrists are, which are eight, ten inches
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: over the wall.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: See, look.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: It would have just went over.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: There's the wall.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: There's the ball.
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: Dude, you can see that it's eight inches higher than
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: the wall right there.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: How can they be looking at the same thing and
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: have the exact different opinion?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: This is cognitive dissonance on Menace.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: People want to hate this.
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: No.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Menace, how come you were there? I'm sitting on business, dog.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: There's no way. Is this like the equivalent of, you know,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I was told by a guy who did sports talk
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: radio for many years, very successful. He goes, you take
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: a position and you die on that hill. You'll say
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady is one of the worst quarterbacks of all time.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter what. You're shown, told, read. Yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you just go, nope, Tom Brady is one. And that's
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: how to be a successful sports talker.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Somebody texted, I'm getting PTSD arguing with my friend who does.
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Too much coke.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: It's just facts. So that is facts. Let me ask
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: you this. Again, going.
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: Attacking character instead of I'm not attacking character Instead of
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: sticking to facts.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: We've already beaten you on the facts So where are
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: you Where are you seeing verifiable fact From.
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: Your argument From every three angles That it would have
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: barely went over the wall We just looked at it
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: And you're saying no And I'm saying no as well.
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: So that's where we're at right now There's a man
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: in the very front row right by the wall He
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: is reaching his arms out at waist height across the
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: plane of the wall. The ball hits him on the wrist. Again,
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: his arms are waist height because he's standing at the wall.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Because it hits him at the wrist where his arms
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: are extended past the wall horizontally, there's a good eight
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: inches where the ball would have fallen inside the wall
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: because that's where his arms and his wrists are.
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: And that's where we have the disagreement because his— wrists,
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: I believe, are higher than the wall.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Eight feet up somehow? And it would have went over
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the wall. You believe, not fact. You believe, because the
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: video shows.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Again, every sports, the announcers in the stadium, every game.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: The visual evidence shows.
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: I've heard Yankees fans on the radio talking about, man,
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: we're going to get, because they know it's true as well.
• 23:19
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 11: Of course.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: And if it would have bounced off the wall, they
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: could have brought more people in off the bases. That's
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: why Yankees fans are pissed. Yeah, because the one run
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: scored and they put the dude on second.
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: It would have made it over the wall, guys.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: All right. He's just sorry.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Final answer.
• 23:32
  Speaker 16: I'm sorry.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say.
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: Well, literally every sports site, every person I've talked to,
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: no one's arguing this but you.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Well, because, I mean, it's the easy answer.
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: It's a better story that this guy interfered.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: We can solve this by letting me throw something at
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: you and showing your trajectory.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Do we have a brick?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Do we have a brick?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I don't have a brick. I mean, we could ball
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: up a piece of hay.
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: For a show.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: The better story would have been to get it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is perfect.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: One of my little sacks of nuts.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, throw Gina's nuts.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, throw my nuts.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm not hearing what you're saying. Sammy, I
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: don't care about your brain. I'm going to throw this
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: at you. I'm going to throw this at you.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: This is too much fun.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: And you catch it no matter what. So I'm throwing
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: this at you. You do whatever it takes to catch this. Okay? Okay.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You reached out. Did you not?
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Okay. Throw it back to me.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Throw it back to me. Like, everybody reaches out.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Throw it back to me. So if it was to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: go over the wall, it would be up here.
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: See?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's over the wall. Your hands were up.
• 24:31
  Speaker 13: Up.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Your hands go up to catch it. Your hands aren't
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: going out to catch it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: That's still not what I'm saying. I'm saying the ball
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: was still high enough to get over the wall. You
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: don't dive for a ball that's going to make it
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: to you.
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: That's what we're saying.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a reach.
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: His hands were waist height, not chest height or head height.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Not up.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Had the home run been able to go over the wall,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: he would have reached up.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: So you're interpreting the video differently then. You're saying that
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: the ball would have gone over or maybe just hit
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: the corner.
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: It would have barely just made it over the wall.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: And by the way, Menace, your version is the more
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: interesting version because the umpires would have awarded more runs
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: slash bases and made it a closer game.
• 25:11
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: And they didn't do that, but yours would have been
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: more interesting.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: You were saying our position was the more interesting story,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: but what CBS is saying is that yours would be.
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: I disagree, because look at the lore of every interference play.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: You talk about the guy with the Cubs. Bartman? Bartman.
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: That's like a longer lasting story than a ball that
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: barely just got over a wall.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: Jeff G, Jeff G, was this like the last game
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: of the series and this is a very decisive last play?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: No.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: No, it's a sweep, Menace.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: So this is, that makes it less interesting also.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Baseball wants to make more money, not less money.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: They want to make more money.
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: They don't want the Yankees, they don't want the number
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: one market to go.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Out in a sweep. And have another game. Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: So there goes that theory too.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 25:53
  Speaker 11: Nope.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: You've lost on every single angle of this argument, Menace.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You can yell as much as you want.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: It doesn't make your facts right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: When we talked about it, you said go back and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: watch the video.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I watched the video and I came to the same
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: conclusion what everybody's been arguing here.
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: When's the last time you got an eye check?
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Okay, Greg, so I said I had a question for you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Do you think Menace is trolling in that instance? Do
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: you think he's dying on.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: That hill just because he knows he'll get I truly
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: think he was not trolling. I think he didn't. This
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: is just a theory. I think he didn't see the
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: side view before getting on that hill.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I know where this is going.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I'm agreeing with you.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Once he saw it, he realized.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: He was in too deep.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, crap.
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I've dug this hole, and I'm going to stay down here.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yep, 100%.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Because he didn't want to give in at that point. Initially, no,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think he was trolling at all.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I think he did the math in his head of
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: what's going to be a worse outcome, me having gone
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: all the way in on this and saying, okay, sorry,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't see the side view, and then never living
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: that down or just busting through and going the whole way.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You got to give him credit for that. You're right, Greg.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You got to give him credit.
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: All right. Our big moment from Wednesday was the Judge
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: My Baby results.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was a big, big baby. Let's go ahead
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: and play the clip, and then I want to ask
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: you guys a couple questions. This is Fat Baby, Bo Hunter,
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: and Judge My Baby.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Judge My Baby, we're closing everything out, and I got
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to tell you, man, the numbers are good as far
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: as the number of people who went And look to
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: the photos. You can go on our Instagram. You can
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: see it there. Just take a look. We ask people
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to leave their most honest feedback and then a rating
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: on a scale of 1 to 10.
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: Where is Morgan?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Because Morgan's really good at the 1 to 10 stuff.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a good rater.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: And so this baby that we've had is the pride
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and joy of our listener, Becca. And she said, I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: recently had my first son in March. His name is
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Bo Hunter. Yes, that's a hunting reference.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: He's a good boy, but also a big boy. He
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: was born at 7.5 pounds. Bo is five months old
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: and is now 20 pounds.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Damn. Is that big? I don't know anything about baby.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty big. 20 pounds, pretty big. He's wearing
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: 18-month-old in size and in the clothing. What do you
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: guys think of Bo? And again, it's on our Instagram.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And before I go to some of the comments and
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: give you what it averaged out to be from people
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: who voted online, let's go around the room. And Morgan,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: we will start with you.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: You know what? I love a fat baby.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: There were a lot of comments that said that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: Chunky.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: They're way cuter when they're fat and chunky, so I'm
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: going nine. Nine out of ten.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Nine out of ten. Did you see the picture and
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the overalls and stuff?
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the name and the fact that he's fat,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: bow hunter.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It just works. The little crab tattoo on his arm.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Nine out of ten for me.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Nine out of ten. Menace.
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: Ooh, unfortunately, they just banned Ozempic for kids under 10
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: years old.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the World Health Organization just said no weight loss
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: drugs for kids under 10.
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: Too bad they're not charging me.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this fat baby, out of luck.
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: It just looks like a baby that, I don't know,
• 29:09
  Speaker 9: belongs at a trailer park and has a six-pack already.
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: I'm going with a six on that one.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: A six.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Greg Gorey.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm looking at this the way that you
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: look at real estate. It's a house that has potential.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: It's a fixer-upper. And you can see past all the
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: wallpaper and the paint. And you can make it into
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: something awesome. Sure. I think Beau has that potential.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: He has good bones, right?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: He has good bones.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: He is actually pretty cute. I mean, is he a
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: legal whale? Yes. And does he look.
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: A baby beluga?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Is he on the white trashy side? Absolutely. Side.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: He's got the whole area.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: That last photo when he's shirtless and has that little
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: body painted tattoo. That's a cute picture. I'm going 7.5.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: A 7.5. Wow.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Gina Gran?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I am just hypnotized by that belly. It is the greatest.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: It's the only time in his life that everyone's going
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: to love him more because of that giant belly. I
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: think he's adorable. The cheeks are just giant.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: He's perfect.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: The thighs, fat thighs. He's an eight and a half.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: He does look like in that one picture where you
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: see the tattoo. So it's kind of like a profile.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Not a profile, but he's being held by somebody. That
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: is the Gerber baby face, for sure. Oh, totally.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: The little round mouth.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: The roundness of it. I'm saying literally the look. This
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: kid could go out as Halloween as the Gerber baby. Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: if a baby ate the Gerber baby.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: He has a good hairline, too, I just noticed.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: But, dude, I mean, don't I understand sitting like that
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and having your belly push up like that? It just
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: kind of pushes your tits up and like the whole thing.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I could pull off the camo
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: overalls the way that he is in this one picture.
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: His wrists are so fat they have creases in them.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: That's the best. I love what I did there.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Like if Bert Kreischer was a baby, right?
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Like with the way that the belly protrudes like that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: But if there was a time... to be this chunky
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and big where people aren't really going to give you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of crap.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: No, they love it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Like I said, it's now.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: So, uh, yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Enjoy it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I think, uh, otherwise, I mean, like he's got a,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: he's got a cute face. It looks like he, uh,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: will at some point, um, be like an over the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: road trucker or something. And maybe because it's just the name,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: like the name kind of sets him up for that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: You think he'll be a linebacker?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Uh, I mean, possibly I'm giving this kid a, uh,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I'm giving this kid a seven.
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: What about you, Seabass?
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: He'll play high school ball.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: That's for sure.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: And then he may be an assistant high school coach
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: at some point.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, sure.
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: He's built for that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Like a gym teacher?
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: Oh, a thousand percent. Yeah, this kid, he's going to
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: get fat when he grows up. I mean, as hilarious,
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: he's a nine. I mean, him sitting in that little
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: baby seat with his thighs don't even fit in the holes.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't even notice that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: In the bumbo, yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's too fat for that.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Again, if you want to see these photos that we're discussing,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: they're on our Instagram right now, pinned to the top
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: of our profile, at The Woody Show on Instagram. And
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the bib he's wearing.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: We're getting the 45 seconds a day that thing's clean
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: and not covered in food.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Looks like Menace's seat over there on that side of
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the studio, just crumbs. So, yeah, he's hilarious.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: I say this because I have friends who have died
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: of obesity when they get in their 40s.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Parents, you've got to watch this kid because he will
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: blow up.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, they do stretch out sometimes.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Bad babies stretch out.
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they also get real fat more than often.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: You look at Jerry O'Connell. He was kind of a
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: chubby kid. Yeah, that's true. Not even like a baby,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: but like as a young man.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Go for Jerry O'Connell. More of him, less Ethan Asouple.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Or Chunk from the Goonies. What's his name? Now he's
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a lawyer, right?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his real name.
• 32:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: So overall, a six, but hilarious, a nine.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: Sammy.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I am with Steve Essin that this baby is hilarious.
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: First looking at it, I could not stop laughing at
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: the pictures because it was just so funny.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: This baby loves to party, it looks like.
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: It looks like the hangover baby in the first picture.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a comment about that.
• 33:12
  Speaker 10: And the other picture with the bumbo where his legs
• 33:15
  Speaker 10: don't fit. To me, he looks just like Ben Stiller
• 33:20
  Speaker 10: at the end of Dodgeball when he's all fat just
• 33:22
  Speaker 10: eating the chicken, you know?
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: Look at that little fat baby.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: So to see a little baby like that is hilarious.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: But overall, I say six.
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: And like Greg, I think good bone structure.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I think symmetrical, cute face.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: That's above average.
• 33:36
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Six is above average.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: True.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Some of the comments that you guys have been leaving
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: on our Instagram, it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby. I
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: give him a seven.
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: For sure.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I worked with this guy in 94. Great guy. Can
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: make concrete like no other. This one says, the young
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: man is adorable. When he sees babies, he tells them
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: that he takes bigger poops than them. This dude is
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: a solid eight. This one says, this baby looks like
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: he's in construction or some sort of trade. He also
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: drinks on the job. Seven out of ten cuteness.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: He's got to relax.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: He's working off his second DUI.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: This one says, from avoiding regret, Bo brought the guns
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: to the gun show, but also the beer to the belly.
• 34:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Right tackle for Nebraska class of 2046. This one says
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: it's crazy because I'm 45 years old and this is
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: exactly how I look. How is that possible? This Woody
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Show listener on our Instagram says he was issued a
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: commercial driver's license at birth and only drinks Keystone Light.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I see a pouch of Redman and Cornhuskers hat in
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: this kid's future. He looks like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, remember that dude?
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Speaking of how long you live when you get fat.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: That is true. And do a bunch of coke. This
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: one says, this baby's first word is going to be
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the N-word. Probably judging by the outfit. Could be the S-word.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: You don't know.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: His license is already suspended, says this one. This Woody
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Show listener, he already looks like he's tired of everyone's ish.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure we're going to hear about this guy on
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Redneck News in the future. I'm pretty sure we're looking
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: at a future participant in my 600-pound life. I think
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: this kid's going to know Dr. Now on a first-name basis.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Always a regular at the local dive bar. And this
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: one says, give this baby a 4 out of 10.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Bo Hunter is more like obese Hunter. Dude looks like
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: he already has a drinking problem and drives a Dodge
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Ram that smells like wintergreen Copenhagen that he spilled in
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the cup holders.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: I love this.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: You don't follow this baby into the bathroom.
• 35:35
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: He's about to blow it up. You can destroy it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: All right, so here we go. The breakdown, everybody. Listener
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: vote averages out to a score for Judge My Baby
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: of a 7.4. Oh, good. That's a great score. That's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: pretty good.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: That's very good.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Very good. It averages out to a 7.4. Well done, Poe.
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, how many times have you lied to friends and
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: family about the cuteness of their kids?
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: A couple, for sure.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: If you had to give a percentage- You know, I
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: don't have a whole lot of friends with babies. My
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: best friend just had a baby like four and a half,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: five months ago. And thank God he's cute because I'm.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: He's so cute.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: He's so damn cute.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: The only thing I was.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: And he's my godson. So thank God he's cute.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Well, and I told you this at the beginning because,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: you know, we don't lie to each other. The only
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: thing I was freaked out about was the belly button
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: because babies have weird belly buttons.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: It was weird.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: But they all have, you know, the Audi, the crazy.
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: My son had that.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: They all have it.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: It's so creepy.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 16: But.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: There are like, there's this, and I can't say who,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: but somebody that, and I've shown the pictures to Gina,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: this one, and I'm not even going to say the
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: gender of the baby.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Don't say it.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: So there's this one baby of somebody, let's just phrase it,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: somebody I know. And this person lives far away and
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I legit, and I shit you not, I hope I
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: never see this person again because I can't talk about
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: the kid and be like, oh God, like. hey, how's
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: the baby?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is, the baby?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: This is the oddest looking baby I think I've ever seen.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: So if I ever see this person again, and it's
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: been years, and I don't see this person on a
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: regular basis, I don't know how I'm going to even
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: broach the subject.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Like, You're going to have to hide behind a trash
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: can and just avoid them.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: You're a parent now.
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: It's bleh.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's an odd-looking baby.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Remember in that Seinfeld, whenever you see an ugly baby,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: you just say, it is so breathtaking.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That's a good adjective.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: That's all you have to say.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Because it could be breathtaking.
• 37:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Literally took my breath away.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I was so scared.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: How much do you guys love babies? Do you prefer toddlers?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Do you prefer older.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Age kids, like let's say elementary school or junior high kids?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Like I'm scared and always have always been scared of
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: like middle school, junior high kids. They are so scary
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: to me, even as an adult. Oh my God. I'm
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: afraid they're going to say something devastating. And, but I,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: babies are kind of fun. Like fat babies are fun.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Like Bo and toddlers are great. My dad was so
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: good with toddlers, especially when my stepson was that age.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: And I just, at such a fun age, as long
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: as you get to go home without them.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Because they, I mean, they're shitting themselves. They're crying. Their
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: emotions are bigger than their vocabulary.
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: It's tough.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: The only time I get baby fever is when I
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: see baby clothing and it's so cute. Like all the
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: tiny shoes and the tiny, like tiny jeans. It's so cute.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: But when I think about like the times I get
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: baby fever, I don't want a baby. I want a kid.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Like Five-ish, six-ish.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, five is when they get good.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: They're so cute and they're so funny. But when I
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: see people with a baby, I think like, oh, fuck.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that would be so boring. It's hard. It's hard
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and boring. The good thing is it goes by in
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: a blur.
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: But man, just because of lack of sleep and how
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: fast life is moving and if you're working. But when
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: your kids get as old as mine do, you wish
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: they were five. You do miss the baby a little bit,
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: but that age right there. I think that would be.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: The best age. Five to eight or nine is such
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: a great age.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: And then fast forward, I think would be cool to
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: have a kid who's like, Yeah. When you're well into adulthood.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: You can have a drink with them.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: And then you know at some stage they're going to
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: help you out.
• 39:22
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Well, and you've heard the phrase, I'm sure, Jeff, the
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: days are long, but the years are short.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I think about that a lot.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: It's true, man.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: It goes by really, really quick.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Let's move on to Tuesday's best of, and it's Morgan.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: She got a dick pic. She gets a lot of them.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: It doesn't bother her.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go ahead and listen to it, because there
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: was an action shot and a bunch of stuff. So
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: you deserve to hear it first, and then we'll talk
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: about it next. Morgan, what were you talking about yesterday?
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: Was the office Romeo guy.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: What?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Speaking of hogs. I have some interesting DMs and some
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: pictures that I've gotten from someone that used to work
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: here a long time ago.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: So, yeah.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear them? Wait, is this a
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: person that we know?
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: I think you guys know.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've seen.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: Them.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: A while ago.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: But doesn't work here anymore.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Like, years ago. Were you guys friends? Or was he just...
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: He knew of you, and he slid into your DMs?
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and most of it was casual. In the beginning, anyways,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: it was just responding to stories like, ha-ha, or, you know,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wouldn't say
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: we were friends, though.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, other coworkers, you never, like... You
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: didn't have each other's... You hang out with coworkers, or
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you go out... Oh, no, no, no.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: And you didn't have each other's actual, like, cell phone numbers?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: No, not at all. I'm trying to get, like, his... Man,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I've always... The guys who send... pictures like that. Like,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: at what point do you pull the trigger, right?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Like, hmm.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: We're far enough down the road in this, like, back
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: and forth conversation.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I think I know what you mean.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: This would be a good time to send that picture. Wait,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: do we know that we have D-pics from this guy?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, we do. I printed them out so you guys
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: can see them as well.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: There you go, menace.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: There's kind of like a storyline here because I can't
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: decide if he's, like, into me or if he hates
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: me because he.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Goes back and forth. You have said before that getting
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: pictures like this you find, in a way, flattering.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because... I mean, I don't know if they're thinking
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: of me when they're doing what they're doing, but the
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: fact that they thought to send it to me.
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: They're messaging you.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: There's some level of respect there, right?
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: Do all chicks. That's the first word.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, it is mutual respect.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. So like Gina, Sammy,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, on a regular basis, do people just send
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you pictures like in your DMs?
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: I don't open the pictures that get sent to me
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: in DMs.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you don't. I wouldn't know.
• 41:45
  Speaker 10: If it's like, the picture will be blocked until you
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: accept it. Since I never know what it is, I
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: won't accept it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: But what if it's something really cool?
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what if it's like a picture of a million dollars?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Let menace to it. Yeah, let me check them.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: To Morgan's point, I used to get these a lot,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: but I think I.
• 42:00
  Speaker 14: Aged out.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: No, I just think you're like, it's not really.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You've matured out of your D-Pick stage.
• 42:07
  Speaker 14: See, that's the thing.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe because I'm married or maybe I think it's just
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: because I'm old.
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: I used to get them all the time.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's because you're old. No, because some
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: guys would be into you.
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: You can go to your hidden messages, right?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: In Instagram.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: You can?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Like message requests.
• 42:25
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: So like on Cartner, because every once in a while
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: when I go in there, it's usually just people tagging
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: me in photos of carts. It's been a while, though,
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: since I've gotten a nice D-Pick. There's a separate tab
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: inside message requests for hidden requests.
• 42:35
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: And that's a lot of spam.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Primary, requests, general.
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: And then you've got to scroll down once you hit that.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: And then like Seba said, there's like a hidden one
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: in the spam.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: A lot of that is spam.
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: Some of it is just like F-U.
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: It's under requests mostly.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: Unless you know the person, and then it's in your primary.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Did anybody send us anything fun?
• 42:57
  Speaker 13: True.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I doubt it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I doubt we got anything fun.
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: So I've got, in my hidden requests, I got two
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: or three just spam, and then one that's totally normal,
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: it says.
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: Be very careful, though, on that, because you could get
• 43:09
  Speaker 9: some weird link.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Never click that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Never click a link.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: No, yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Never click a link. It's not my first day.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: On Earth.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: So anyway, back to this. So former co-worker.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so let me read some of these DMs.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: No identifying information other than you're going to show us
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: a picture of his penis. And then we can try
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: to guess who it is.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, I couldn't identify him through that.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: But just I'll read a few of the DMs because
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: they're actually really funny.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: One, and this was from 2025. He said, seeing you
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: butt chug beer really turned me on.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Okay, well, that was from the show.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: She butt-chugged the beer. Well, hold on. What do you
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: mean cool?
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: That's aggressively sexual.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, that's not just, like, friendly.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, come on. It's just a DM. I'm not going
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: to respond to it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: That's what we're saying. It's not saying, like, seeing you
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: butt-chug a beer was really funny. He's saying, like, it
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: got me hot.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, I'm highlighting the ones that got.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Juicy.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: These are not the boring ones.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: For those of you who are newer to the show,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: not familiar with that bit, it was like a St.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Patrick's Day thing and she put a beer into basically
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: an enema and shot it up her butt.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: She butt chugged the beer.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: She said it was refreshing.
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: Have you sent him, have you replied to any of
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: his messages up to this point?
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: One of them I sent laughing emojis, which this was
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: right after he said the butt chugging thing, right? Then
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: the next message a couple months later was, bro, you're
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: uglier than Tyler. You ain't fine enough to be talking
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: like that. No one's looking at you.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Whoa whoa that escalated right this is where I'm telling
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: you it goes back and.
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: Forth I didn't know Tyler was a hacker too wait.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: A second when that got sent was.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: He working here I don't know. I don't know the timeline.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: But see, that's also very common is guys will, hey,
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: I'm horny. And then when you either tell them no
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: or don't respond, then they hate you.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: You ain't.
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: This is classic.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: And then I have a message that says, how much
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: for used underwear? That was a while ago.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Because you were selling your underwear.
• 45:03
  Speaker 17: Right, right.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You were a young budding business entrepreneur.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: He's got a theme going. He's definitely, you know, he's
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: definitely shooting shots.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Right, right. Then there's the next message a couple months later.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I hate seeing you on the Woody Show YouTube videos. Like, okay.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I hate seeing you on the show. There goes back
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: to what you're saying.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Ping pong.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Another one. Morgan, I will... Oh, I don't know if
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: I can say this. Can I say it?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, show Gina.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I will.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I'll get the job done to one of your pictures.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: This guy needs to be on the list.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: And he said, I salute you for understanding it's a compliment.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I tribute you.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: So he gets me.
• 45:40
  Speaker 9: I mean, not to quote Sammy, but I mean, she
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: puts that energy out there on the air, so we
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: don't even know.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not complaining about these DMs whatsoever. I've gotten way
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: weirder ones.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: Man, chicks are lucky, right?
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: So Seabass is going like, oh, this guy needs to
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: be on a list. Then, I mean, if she says it,
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: If she's going on the air saying it's cool, then
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: it is what it is.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: This guy's disgusting. I hate to be a Sammy here,
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: but this guy's awful and he needs to be.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: On the island.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not saying he's great, but I'm not
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: also going to go- God, I really wish.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I knew who it was.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Call the cops.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: This is disgusting. Will you tell us privately off the air?
• 46:14
  Speaker 16: Yeah, sure.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: But then now, then it was like, do you still
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: have that boyfriend? Random things like this. Do you want
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: to see the pictures? Okay, I got one picture, and
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: then one was a video.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Well, here, show Gina the picture, and I just want
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: to get her reaction.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: That's the picture, and then the next one is a
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: screenshot of the video.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: Do you know who it is from?
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: No, but that is an action shot.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: All right, so wait, wait.
• 46:42
  Speaker 9: The first one you were laughing.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: At was not good.
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Menace, you like wieners.
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Don't these make you laugh?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Random wiener.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: This is.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, it has to be somebody he knows.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: First of all, I think he's covered, ironically, with a
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: towel with everything but his.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but in the video screenshot, he's got his shoes
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: on on the bed.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 47:03
  Speaker 16: And it is.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: It's dirty.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: And let me just say, it is an action shot.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: The first one.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, go back to.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: It's just like the.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: It's not a bad.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: It's respectable.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: It's a decent, like a medium penis?
• 47:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 12: It's a.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's hard to tell. It's such a close-up shot.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, it could be stubby, but it's... Oh, the
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: best part is.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's normal.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: It's not bad.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: After he sent those, he said, I can send more.
• 47:27
  Speaker 14: Can you?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you could.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: And then the action shot. Again, have you replied to
• 47:31
  Speaker 8: anything at this point?
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Like I said, the only thing I responded to, this
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: was in 2025, I sent the laughing emojis when he said,
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I'm uglier than Tyler.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Please don't take these. That's so strange.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: What a weird.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: And the guys who need to... This is aggressive.
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: The guys who need to hear that this is a
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: bad idea aren't listening.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: This is going right in one ear, out the other.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: This is a terrible idea for all men at all times.
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: And the guys who need to.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: It is weird that they still comprehend that this is bad.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I would never even think to send something like this
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Like to someone I'm even in a relationship with. I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: don't want to send pictures to my wife.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Same.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing I don't understand. Has there been
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: one woman in the history of humanity that was sent
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: that that was like, yeah, I got to have that guy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: There's just I got to have him now after seeing that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Someone says what I'm understanding is that this dude is
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: flirting when he's.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Horny.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: But when post-nut clarity kicks in, he hates your guts.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: That seems right.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Sounds about right. Because then he feels silly, like, oh,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I sent that. So now he's got
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to send the flip side of it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: The only time he ever responded was with just laughing emojis?
• 48:38
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: Now, Morgan, you could, especially with the D-pics, you could
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: get this guy's Instagram account nuked really easily.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Well, when he sent those, because that was the most
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: recent messages, right? I did report it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I sent it to, you know... clicked whatever
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: things on Instagram saying, you know, sexual whatever.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Send it to your friends, though, first, right? Of course.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Screenshot it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, of course.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Girls got to see it.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Do girls do that? Like if a guy sends a
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: D pic, are they showing and sharing the pictures?
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's like you put it out there.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: You obviously want to.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Show it to women. Let's say it's somebody you're in
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: a relationship.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: Oh, no, I wouldn't do that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Someone you're dating.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Someone you're dating. No, I wouldn't do that. And he's like, oh, girl,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: check it out. Greg just sent me this.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you share?
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Probably not. But if it was a unsolicited rando he
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: obviously wants it out there so I'm not worried.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I mean technically that could be revenge.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Porn i'm not no not posting it just like it
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter i know guys who is that true i
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: know guys who have gotten criminal charges for simply texting
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: a nude that a girl has sent them no no
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: no not sending it like she just opened.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Up her phone and showed it i'm.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Saying like at lunch being like yo still okay okay
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: i'll worry about that.
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: I mean like i don't care personally i think they
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: deserve it and worse but i'm just saying fyi ladies
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: if you are sending this around ladies be careful yeah that's.
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: What's happening with uh Ariana from Vanderpump Rules.
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: Everyone knows that.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Good old Ariana.
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: That whole Scandival thing that you heard about, what CBass
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: is talking about, that was involved with it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 16: Oh, okay.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: See, told you. Yeah, so what do you think, Gina?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: On a scale of 1 to 10, rate his penis.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I want to see it real quick.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Let's take a good look. Pass it along, would you please?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: There's a difference. The two photos are very different.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: So it depends which one I'm rating.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: So looking at both photos, if you had to rate
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: on a scale of 1 to 10. I'd give it
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: a 6. A 6?
• 50:27
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: I told you it's an action shot.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is not a good penis.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: No? Why not? Like, I don't know.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: The action shot is all I can see, and it's
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: not sexy or hot. I'm going three.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: But Seabass, what don't you like about it?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Well, the one that's not. First off, it's blurry. It's overexposed.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to show you, Sammy. I'm showing for Greg.
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: Blurry, overexposed, extreme close-up. Also, you can get a pretty
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: good idea about length.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks kind of stubby.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: That's what I said.
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: That's probably an under five.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: It's shapely.
• 51:07
  Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, it's straight.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not even an iPhone Max.
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: Because, yeah, you're showing through his.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: It's a regular iPhone. Poor. Yeah.
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: And again, all men... I can say one thing.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: Stop this immediately. Never do this.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 8: This is, you're, you are just, you're never.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Never would settle or work.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: You're inviting problems.
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: This type of, not only that, this type of thinking
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: is the type of loser mentality that got you into
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: the situation.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: You're in right now.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Good point.
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: The reason she's talking with you to begin with and
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: you're sending her D-picks is because you're sending her D-picks
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: and you're the type of person that thinks it's an
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: interesting or fun or dangerous or sexy, whatever you think.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Good, good point.
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: This is a negative.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Cycle and you're just making it worse.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Seabass got a point.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Look at Seabass coming over the top.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: It's called being feminist.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, that's the first truly feminist
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: thing I've ever heard him say.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: And so, I mean, do you get on a regular basis?
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Pictures and videos?
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: No.
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: Really?
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: That's why this one stood out to me.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: And me, but I'm like, shoot me a shot.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: I'll look at it, right? I'll unblur it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I'm curious.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Somebody, Sammy said, well, now it makes sense. This is
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: why Sammy has never seen the pictures of my wife's
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Pyrex collection I've been sending.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: So that was Tuesday and Morgan's dick pic stuff. So
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: my follow up question would be for Jeff. As a
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: hetero dude, let's say you weren't married. You're a single
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: dude and a chick sent you a vag pic. Guys
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: don't have that visceral reaction to like, ew, gross. Even
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: if it's not he asked for, you wouldn't care if
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: a chick sent you that, right?
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: An up-close badge pick would not be hot. I don't
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: think that'd be very good.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Well, it depends on the badge.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: But I want credit, Greg. I gave it a six,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: and I said it was a good picture.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I thought it was good. I thought it was like
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: a three. Really? It looked a little stubby, by the way.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the problem. So in the shoot and ropes pic,
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: in the action shot, you could tell that there was
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: more skin going over the top, and I didn't realize
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: that from the first picture, and that's not my preference.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
• 53:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought the shooting ropes picture was not hot
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was hilarious. It wasn't hot in any way.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: It was disgusting. But, and I say this honestly, if
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: I was a woman and a straight woman and received
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: an unsolicited dick pic, it wouldn't freak me out or go.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Ew, gross. I agree.
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: If you're into dicks.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: And you get a dick pic. That's why I don't
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: get why straight women don't like men in Speedos. Like,
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: don't you want to see more of what you like?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: You do want to kick the tires a little more,
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: and it is nice to see what you're working with. Because, yeah,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: you don't get to— unless— you know the new trend, have you
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: guys noticed, is guys in gray sweatpants with no underwear?
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the— what do they call it? The print?
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I think they call it the print, yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Did that all start with Magic Mike? Because that's the
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: first time I ever saw, like, sexy gray sweatpants.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I guess.
• 53:58
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: The more you— because in the olden days— Menchie's here, everybody.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: The gray— Oh, there's Minji.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: We're just talking about dicks, Minji.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Minji pushed this show together, so he deserves to be
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: on a little bit.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking about dicks and shooting ropes.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: That's exactly why I walked in.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: So Greg asked about receiving vagina pics because I was
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: a hetero male in the room. Minji, if you got
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: a vagina pic, thumbs up or thumbs down?
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Unsolicited, you're single, and some chick sends you a vag pic.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: You're not like, ew, gross, are you?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: No, I'm like, that's cool.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Do I know this chick, though? Completely random. I just
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: met her. What's the situation?
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Well, what was the Morgan scenario?
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: They had exchanged a couple of DMs.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: You kind of know this person, barely.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, cool. I hope I like you. But cool.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: Cool, man.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I hope you're not fugly from the waist up. All right,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: let's go ahead and move on to another Morgan story.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: During her cheers and jeers on Monday, she had a
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: dream about seeing Bort naked. And Ryan Seacrest was shirtless also.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: And then Greg, you had a dream about me.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I had a dream about you.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I had a dream about Woody was chasing us around
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: trying to put his thumb up our butts. And if
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: he caught us, we had to sit in his car
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: and do... A speech about Ryan Seacrest's workout regimen.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: That's what it was.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: So let's listen to this real quick. And Greg, I
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: want to ask you a question as soon as we're done.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: In my jeers, it goes to one of y'all. I'm
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: not going to say who.
• 55:25
  Speaker 16: Uh-oh.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: But I saw one of y'all naked in my dream.
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, you got to say who. I can't because it's
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: going to be weird.
• 55:32
  Speaker 16: Why?
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I had a really weird dream about Woody last night.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Really? You did?
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: So go ahead.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Who was naked in your dream?
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Well, do I? Should I really?
• 55:40
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 55:40
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: It was a dream. It sounded real. It sounded real life.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: I saw Bort naked. It was so weird.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: How was it?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: How was it? Like, how big was his penis?
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: In my dream, I'm... How did my hair look?
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Was it beautiful and long, luscious?
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I was just shocked.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: What was he doing? I was in my house about
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: to take a nap, and he comes through the front
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: door naked.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Was he saying anything?
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: That's all I remember.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: He was looking for Tyler. Maybe.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: When I woke up, I'm trying to rationalize it. Maybe
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: he was looking for Tyler.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: No, Bort looks good naked. Good for him. It just
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: made me feel really weird.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: No, I get that. Speaking of that, I had a
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: dream about you, Woody, last night, that you were running
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: around trying to put your thumb in everyone's butts. And
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: if you caught somebody, they had to go sit in
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: your car and do a speech about Ryan Seacrest's workout routine.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: What?
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: What?
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: So I hear you, Morgan.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Did you see that picture of Ryan Seacrest?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally why I dreamed that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: That is totally why I dreamed that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: He showed his ripped-ass stomach.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Dude, he is shredded.
• 56:44
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: It's got to be Retta, right?
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, let's hold on.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: That is absolutely why that was like the prize.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, he looks great. And all our coworkers were commenting like,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: this is giving.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Slay, girl.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: You guys didn't see that?
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: It went straight to my inbox.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Go, Ryan.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll see him naked in my dreams tonight.
• 57:01
  Speaker 8: So have you seen the one where he is shirtless
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: on the beach?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Is it the black and white one?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Is this the one?
• 57:09
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: I haven't told this yet, but I attended a taping,
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: a Wheel of Fortune, and they were making fun of Ryan,
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: but it's one of those things where, ha ha, you're
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: so silly, but you know you look great. And it was,
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: they showed a video of him with all this workout stuff,
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: like set up on a beach all by himself, like
• 57:25
  Speaker 8: alone in Malibu, doing like curls with his shirt off.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: And they were like.
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: Ripping on him, but not really.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Well, he's got the V, Greg.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Which you really want.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: And he looks amazing.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Also, I'm seeing in the comments, there's a lot of
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: comments about his nipples.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: I saw that too. What's wrong with his nipples?
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: He's got big, like eraser nipples. Diamond cutters.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: They said like he's breastfeeding or something.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: They're not wide, they're long.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I gotta see that. Like Mike and Ike's?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Again, this is just on this first post that popped
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: up as I typed in Ryan Seacrest shirt off.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Put that in your algorithm.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm going to be getting all these, like,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you know, really gay things.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Notifications.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Probably, probably.
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, scroll down about 10 posts, and that's him
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: on the beach.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyone who says he doesn't look good is lying.
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: He's shredded. Good for him. Although, I mean, that guy, dude, like,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think he eats.
• 58:15
  Speaker 15: You know what I mean?
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: He's very thin. Yeah, he's real thin.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: He, um... Somebody was telling me like he is very,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: very particular about what he does, what he doesn't eat.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: He's got that list that people have every once in
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: a while. These are green list foods. These are yellow
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: list foods.
• 58:31
  Speaker 12: Dr.
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: Sebi.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: So whatever guy that he goes to, he was talked
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: into going there by this other dude who was trying
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: to get me to go there. So it's like– Yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: but you should have went because look how ripped he is.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: This guy's been pitching it to Big Boy. I don't
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: know if Big Boy went, but he pitched it to
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Big Boy, pitched it to Ryan, pitched it to me,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: and you go. But even just to walk in the door,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: forget anything they're going to do, spin your blood and
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: give you the whole, like $ 10, 000 just to walk in
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: the door.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Never mind.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: I'm sure Green List Foods aren't pizza and donuts, by
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: the way. Yeah, you could probably figure it out.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to pay 10 grand just to
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: get bad news.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: To be told when you already know.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I already know what I'm not supposed to eat.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Greenless foods.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like I'm going, oh, really?
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: No ice cream?
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: What? Well, so Bort was naked.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: And then that's all I remember from the dream, too.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: So I don't know.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I had a dream about Jeff G for the first time.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: The first time? He owed me money. I don't know
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: about that, but he owed me money. And he said, oh, Greg,
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: I got the money I owe you. And he reached
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: into the back of his pants and stuck his hands
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: down his underwear. And he had the money in his
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: butt crack.
• 59:39
  Speaker 8: So much butt talk.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Chicks will keep money in their bra.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: In their cleavage, yeah.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: He was butt cracking it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Y'all dream about everybody a lot?
• 59:45
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 59:46
  Speaker 16: Not a lot.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I do because we're here every day.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: This is the people I see. This is the first time.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I don't remember a dream about anybody on the show. Oh, mean.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Which is actually might be good because as you know,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of my dreams end up being very violent.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Like extremely, I don't know why. Like sometimes it's concerning.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Like I go, wow, like what is that about?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 14: True.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: You know, so maybe it's a good thing. Yeah, that's good. Well,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: congrats to your dad. Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Shout out to my dad.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: And to Bort.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: And to Bort. Did you remember to put all your
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: sheets in the wash?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Because you woke up from that dream.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, good one.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: I was still thinking about my dad when he said
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: that joke, so I wasn't getting quick enough.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, Greg, you had a dream about me. It was
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: pretty tame, right, I would say?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Relatively tame. You owed me money, and then the day
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: came that you went to pay me back, and so
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: you reached into your pants, uh, on your, like right
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: by your ass. And then you started reaching into your ass.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what the hell are you doing? You're like,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: this is where I keep my money. You keep your
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: money right up your butt. It was very, very odd.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: Uh, I'm a tap to pay person. So no cash
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: in my butt. I can promise you that right now. Uh, Greg,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: have you ever had a dream about someone else on
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: the show past or present? Uh, that was maybe a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: little bit, you know, like freakier side.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: No, I know. I, every night I go to bed
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: and I say, tell myself to dream about Gina, but no,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of work dreams in general. Uh,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: sometimes they include coworkers, but it's always, we're not prepared
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: or it's always something that's super boring. The board doesn't
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: work or I have to do a news report and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I have nothing in front of me and I have
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: to do it from memory and I'm speaking gibberish.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: And Those are adult dreams.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Kids' dreams are, I'm soaring through space and I am
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: riding on a unicorn when you're an adult. Like, I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: couldn't find a pen that I needed.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: You panic.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Gina, any dreams about coworkers?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I usually do have dreams, like wild dreams about coworkers,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: but I can't think of any at this moment. I
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: really can't. I don't know if I've had any about
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: this crew, but give it time because I always end
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: up dreaming more. wild shit about the people I work with.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Love it. Menji, any dreams about Bort?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: You know, I think he's shown up, but it's just
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: like Greg. It's always like anxiety dreams. Things going wrong.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: It's never like, oh, we're doing something cool, or everyone's
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: newting out or something. It's always anxiety dreams. I forgot
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: my laptop. A file's not working.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Things like that.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: You ever have a dream where you wish you could
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: continue it? You wake up, You're just about to take
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: a bite of ice cream and you wake up and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: then you tell yourself, start that over or to be continued.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the worst feeling.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: A show without the ending, you know, and you're just like, oh.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: And then when you dream, do you do it in
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: first person or do you see yourself in third person? Like,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: do you see it from your eyes? It transitions sometimes.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: From first point of view to third person point of view, yeah.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: And do you dream in color or black and white?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Because I heard that you only dream in black and white.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not a dog. I dream in color. Do we
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: just remember it in color?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good question.
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  Speaker 5: On the flip side, have you guys ever had a
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: dream where you had a definite beginning, middle, and an end? Like,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: it felt like the ending of a movie, and then
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  Speaker 5: you wake up.
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  Speaker 10: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Like, very rarely. And it's such a satisfying moment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It is.
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  Speaker 3: Because you had closure.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to have to let Greg go
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  Speaker 1: because he's got an appointment.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: But Greg, thank you for joining us.
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  Speaker 3: This is fun.
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  Speaker 1: We really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: It's fun being able to say, like, fuck and shit.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Isn't it? Isn't it awesome? And shoot loads, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: All the stuff we can't say on the radio.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: All the stuff we say during commercials.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, right to Gina's face.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, look, shoot loads.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, shoot loads.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But Greg, I can tell you, man, it's been a
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  Speaker 6: real pleasure to get to know you, man.
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  Speaker 1: You're such a professional. And I'm not just glazing you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: because you're here.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you, man.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Right back at you.
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  Speaker 5: Can I add something to that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So if you haven't had a chance to ever come
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: out to a Woody show event where everyone's there, you
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  Speaker 5: will see that the microphones do not do Greg's voice justice.
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  Speaker 3: It's even better than it sounds. Wow.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Even better.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do these podcasts more often. Thank you, Menji.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Greg, well, we'll let you go, and then
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: we're going to wrap it up real quick here with
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: a bonus clip. We're getting some of the extra this
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: week on the Saturday special.
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  Speaker 1: It is Menace.
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  Speaker 6: He got to interview the cast of Matchbox, which is
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: a car movie. It is on Apple TV +. Here
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: he is with the cast, minus John Cena. Sorry for
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: the low-rent background. I'm coming to you live from my
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: house in Burbank. You look pretty cool to me. Thank you.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: And Jessica, I actually interviewed you like 22 years ago
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 9: for Blade III, and you were very nice, so I've
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 9: shouted you out ever since.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 9: Free promotion for 22 years.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: But we'll get into it.
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  Speaker 7: Get ready.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: Who here can break down the movie the quickest and
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: just give us a rundown on what it's all about?
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  Speaker 7: Sam.
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  Speaker 8: Definitely not me.
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  Speaker 5: Not me.
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  Speaker 12: Jess.
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  Speaker 1: Jess.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: Please. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not good at this one.
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  Speaker 1: You did it. Please, please, please.
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  Speaker 6: A group of childhood friends who call themselves the Matchbox Gang.
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  Speaker 1: Your name is where uh rubbing off on it you
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: know i'm on limited time here so we're sorry.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 10: We're ruining no no it's fine it's fine.
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  Speaker 7: All right okay okay okay.
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  Speaker 15: A group of childhood friends who've never left home. One
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 15: of their best friends comes back. He's been living a
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 15: life that they know nothing about, and they get launched
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 15: into an international espionage adventure.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Great.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. Okay.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: So, Tiana, you did some stunts with John Cena, and
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: you were actually afraid.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Is that true? And what were you doing?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 14: Well, we were all in the VW bus together. And yes, John...
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 14: does a lot of his stunts and he was driving
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 14: and to John's defense, he's not the only one that
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 14: scared me. Everyone scares me. But yes, he would hit
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 14: the mark. It was only what, like 10 feet and
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 14: he would zoom and have to stop at that mark.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 14: And it was scary and it was very scary.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: So yes.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 14: I'm in the car, probably on camera, in the background,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 14: very scared, while these guys are really.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 10: We want to be specific.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: That was the sound.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 14: Of me grabbing Arturo and Sam's legs, because I'm trying
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 14: to look cool. I think I'd look fine. But inside,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 14: and what is escaping is.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 14: Trying to tell John to stop.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Just stop.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 14: Hit the mark.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: So, yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 9: Now, Sam and Arturo... I feel like you guys get
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 9: beat up the most in this movie.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Beat up the most, yeah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, for sure. You get beat up the most in
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 9: this movie. And do you know about all the physical
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 9: things that you have to do? Or do you just
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: like get the script and then you find out later?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 17: Sam and I don't read the script.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: He reads us, you see?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: No, yeah.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 17: For my part, I knew that it was going to
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 17: be like everything was going to be safe and even
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 17: the catching on fire and then bumping on the head.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 17: You know, and as somebody who you kind of around
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 17: all these really cool stunt people.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: So you kind of want to go further than you
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: really need to.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 17: And that's when they, yeah, they treat you like, all right, buddy,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 17: let's sit down.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Let's drop you back in.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I think like reading a script, you know, you see
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: this stuff and it's funny, but you don't know exactly.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: How it's going to be done. So you're like, is
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: this going to be CGI? Is this going to be practical?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Is this like, how long are you supposed to be
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: set on fire for?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: So then like when you're talking to some coordinators.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 9: And like, you still really get the idea, then it's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: your bravery grows or it shrinks.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: But you never know.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 9: Coincidentally, actually, Sam, I watched the movie and then right
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 9: after the F1 race was starting in Malaysia. So I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: turned it on and the first person I saw on
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: the stream, I swear, was you. And you were in
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: a demolition derby.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: And it's a commercial that plays constantly everywhere.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: And now was that shot during this movie or.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: So how about that?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: The first one was shot during the movie. And then
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: they did more and I had to put a fake
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: beard on because I had a beard for the movie.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because it looked like it was just an extension
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 9: of the movie.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 9: So it looked, yeah. You're learning something new every day. No,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: actually that goes to my next question. When you're doing
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: a movie together and you're meeting each other for the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: very first time, I've always want to ask this.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Where does that happen?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: Does that just happen on set when you're about to
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 9: shoot your first scene or is there a group meeting somewhere?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: And where did that happen for this movie?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 14: A couple of weeks or a couple of months before
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 14: we had the luxury of having a rehearsal period. And
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 14: we just met in the small office with our director
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 14: and all of us. And we actually got to do
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 14: some table work and on our feet, which is. unheard
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 14: of for a big budget action film who does table
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 14: work where it's like hey we want to know about
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 14: your character we want to know about story and arc
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 14: and stakes and we got to go through some of
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 14: that we got to go through just some blocking and
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 14: really getting to know each other where you're you know
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 14: it's still very new so we're all you know testing
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 14: the water seeing who's who and who's down for what um.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: But luckily we all found out we're all down for.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Everything yeah that's right yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 15: But like yeah It's like it's really different on any project.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it's like a cast dinner. Sometimes it's a read-through.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it's rehearsal.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: And sometimes, yeah, you just show up for the first year.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: Like, nice to meet you.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: Let's meet up.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Just like, whoa.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: Because I did want to ask about the group chat
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 9: because like how soon after you met the group chat started.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Because I did hear about this group chat that you have.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Our group chat started like right after the rehearsal that
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: was before the camera test. No, it wasn't.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: Didn't it?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 17: I think so.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where it started. Was it? Yeah.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: So sorry. We're fully out of time.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: A group of friends.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I appreciate you. Thank you.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: God, I love that. I'm so glad he did that.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Bye, Greg.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: So we're going to do our little wrap up here
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: with our emoji. Do we want to do a different
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: emoji or do you want to keep the same emoji?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I think we should keep it the same.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: OK, so if you listen to this show, first of all,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: if you got this far, thank you so much. Go
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: ahead and drop a trophy in any interaction with the
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Woody show that we have posted. If you have something
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: to say, by all means, say that too. But drop
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: a trophy and we will know that you heard this episode.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: It will mean a lot to us.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Menace says, we want you to interact with
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: us on the pod. Leave questions. You can leave comments.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: Just anything that we post on social media, please interact
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: with it. And a trophy emoji is the least amount
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: of work.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it helps us a lot. So thank you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: so much to everyone who's done that. And thank you
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: in advance.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: And we'll see you next Saturday.
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  Speaker 17: Bye.