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- 0:00Okay, okay, okay.
- 0:17We're here, we're back, it's three for the money.
- 0:20New episodes every Thursday, you know the drill.
- 0:24And we're back.
- 0:25It's week five, week four is in the books.
- 0:29I think we all had a pretty decent week if I'm not mistaken.
- 0:34Yeah, we all hit our surefires.
- 0:39We all did, yes.
- 0:41I finally hit a fucking surefire bet.
- 0:45So I am ecstatic that that finally happened.
- 0:50But I'm gonna throw it to Chris and how are you?
- 0:55How did you do?
- 0:57I did really well Thursday through Sunday.
- 1:02Thursday through Sunday I was eight and two.
- 1:05I was cruising.
- 1:06I was on top of the world.
- 1:08Monday I got greedy.
- 1:10I had three plays, went one and two.
- 1:12And I had a parlay if you follow me on Twitter.
- 1:16And it missed by the two and a half field goals.
- 1:19My normal go to can't miss bet.
- 1:24And it lost because Day Bull and Carroll are just greedy sons of bitches and go for instead
- 1:30of taking points and kicking field goals.
- 1:37But yeah, other than that, other than Monday, I mean, I still, I went nine and four.
- 1:41So definitely my best week so far.
- 1:44I'm good.
- 1:45I'm honestly like after Sunday, I was like, oh, I'm back.
- 1:48Let's go.
- 1:49Betting on NFL is fun again.
- 1:50Yeah, Chris, you're in the winning column now.
- 1:55I know.
- 1:56After going, what'd you go week one?
- 2:00Like five and ten.
- 2:01Five and ten.
- 2:02Ten, yeah.
- 2:03Yeah.
- 2:04So that's pretty good.
- 2:05You're doing well.
- 2:06Yeah.
- 2:07Sunday was awesome.
- 2:08Yeah.
- 2:09Sunday was a lot of fun.
- 2:12I had two double winners, I think.
- 2:15And I was like, this is the best thing ever.
- 2:17And then Sunday night lost and then, like I said, one and three or one and two on Monday
- 2:22night and that.
- 2:24But, hey, but we're back.
- 2:25We're back in the win column.
- 2:27I'm pumped.
- 2:28A slight sucks, but we can sniff out some winners and I'm pumped.
- 2:33That's right.
- 2:34What are you on the season now on the NFL?
- 2:38Let me pull it up real quick.
- 2:39I was doing that.
- 2:40I didn't, they're going to kick it to me first.
- 2:44I am.
- 2:45I have it for you.
- 2:4727, 25 and one.
- 2:51Three and one on surefires, which that's what I'm most impressed about because I sucked
- 2:58at those things last year.
- 3:00Yeah.
- 3:01Those, those will get you.
- 3:04That's for sure.
- 3:06Well, Sean, how did, how did you do over the weekend?
- 3:11Pretty good.
- 3:14Six and three.
- 3:16Like I said, last week I took a step back.
- 3:18I wasn't going to bet on as many games because I didn't want to fall into the trap and, you
- 3:24know, lose more than I win or one.
- 3:27But I think this week worked out pretty well.
- 3:32I got burned.
- 3:34The only like, well, I guess there are two bad beats that I had, which was the Pats Cowboys
- 3:40over 43 and a half where the New England kicker missed the field goal for the over, which
- 3:49was great for Chris.
- 3:50I'll give it to him, which made his record even stronger.
- 3:54If I can't, I told him if I can't win a bet, I'm glad that, you know, somebody else did,
- 3:59you know, damn straight.
- 4:01But, um, Sunday night was, that was the bad beat.
- 4:09That was the bad beat.
- 4:10Oh, yeah.
- 4:11I had Chiefs minus eight and a half.
- 4:15And if, you know, Patrick Holmes just wasn't a team player, he, we could have, we could
- 4:23have won.
- 4:24And I would be seven and two, but instead I'm six and three.
- 4:28So it's all good.
- 4:31Hit the surefire pick on Monday night, which I think I'm, I might be the only man in America
- 4:39who won a bet for that game because that game was just abysmal, just all around.
- 4:45Yeah.
- 4:46I mean, God, there was, I think that was the strangest game of football I've ever seen,
- 4:54especially in the first half.
- 4:57It was, yeah, I had the over two, like I added that because I read an article that said that
- 5:03that crew called the most like passenger fairances and defensive holdings of any other NFL or
- 5:08a fish eating crew in the league.
- 5:10I think they called one, they called one and it was in the first quarter and it was on
- 5:14an offsetting penalty.
- 5:15So it meant nothing.
- 5:16Yeah.
- 5:17And they didn't call them the rest of the game.
- 5:19Yeah.
- 5:20And obviously it went way under because the giants are the worst and which honestly up
- 5:27until if, um, oh crap, sorry.
- 5:32Oh yeah, sorry, distracted by football.
- 5:35MTSU recovered a fumble.
- 5:38Oh, let's go.
- 5:40Yeah.
- 5:41Let's go.
- 5:42But, um, yeah, Daniel Jones hand-thrown that pick six, the Giants definitely kind of won
- 5:45that game.
- 5:46Because that would have made it otherwise.
- 5:52That would have made it 14-10 with like in the what, how many minutes like with like
- 5:59halfway through the fourth quarter.
- 6:00Yeah, that was a bad pick six.
- 6:04Yeah, that was terrible.
- 6:06That was one where I was like, yikes.
- 6:10Especially when wallers wide open in the corner.
- 6:13Yeah.
- 6:14Like and table throw in the tablet.
- 6:16That was hilarious.
- 6:17I mean, they stink.
- 6:20But that video of Dave all throw in the tablet while Daniel Jones is just like head down
- 6:26is so funny to me because it reminds me of like a dad like screaming at you after you
- 6:33like messed up in like a sports game for elementary school or something.
- 6:41I thought about tweeting from the three for the money account is like my dad when I don't
- 6:46get basic multiplication tables at the dinner table, but I couldn't figure out how to word
- 6:51it properly.
- 6:52And then like 10 minutes later, I saw the exact same thing on barstool.
- 6:55I was like, son of a bitch.
- 6:59It wouldn't be the first time that not barstool, but somebody has stolen our content because
- 7:06I'm just jealous.
- 7:07But whatever.
- 7:09Will, how did you do?
- 7:13I did pretty okay.
- 7:16First of all, just want to shout out us.
- 7:20You know, we said it first.
- 7:22Danny Dimes is afraid of the dark.
- 7:25It's not rocket science.
- 7:26He's he's probably worse in prime time than Kirk Cousins, who is notoriously bad in prime
- 7:33time.
- 7:34Let's keep it real.
- 7:35I don't think it's even close.
- 7:37Yeah.
- 7:38No, yeah, he is worse.
- 7:39Yeah.
- 7:40Because Kirk Cousins, at least in these games that he loses, which honestly, I'd lately in
- 7:44prime time, he's very he's met.
- 7:47He's not trash.
- 7:49But at least when he was losing all those games, they would be somewhat like they would
- 7:54be remotely competitive most of the time.
- 7:57Like he the Giants get boat race every week on prime time, especially obviously this.
- 8:06It's past his bedtime.
- 8:07He's tired, which he's afraid.
- 8:11He's afraid of the dark.
- 8:12He sleeps with a nightlight.
- 8:15I don't want to I don't want to pile on him too much because he was like the 10th reason
- 8:19they lost that game.
- 8:21But I mean, yeah, it's a tale like like we said, all set in the episode.
- 8:28The Giants playing after the sun goes down auto auto fade.
- 8:32Yeah, that's right.
- 8:34Auto fade.
- 8:36So that Monday night game, I had the Seahawks money line and then I had the overfield goals,
- 8:42which didn't hit sadly.
- 8:44That was disgusting.
- 8:47But hopefully you all followed us on Twitter and you know, if you had a clue, you would
- 8:54see that I won every single college football bet that I placed.
- 9:00That's right.
- 9:01That's right.
- 9:02That's why you got to follow Twitter.
- 9:04Mm hmm.
- 9:05I follow the 20.
- 9:06Is it six and yes, it was six and a couple, a couple profit boost bets on.
- 9:12A few various books, but you know, I'm kind of sitting happy there on on Saturday gave
- 9:19me gave me some strength to tackle Sunday.
- 9:24But I went for and for on Sunday, but I did hit my surefire pick.
- 9:30So I am I'm probably I was up this week, not just from the college slate, but from the
- 9:39NFL as well.
- 9:41That was that was a big one.
- 9:44Big win for me big even four and four week for me.
- 9:49Not losing money is winning money.
- 9:51Everybody.
- 9:52Yes.
- 9:53Yeah.
- 9:54Yeah.
- 9:55So Pat's spread was a big swing and a miss by me and banned it.
- 10:04Oh, that was one more leg.
- 10:08Man.
- 10:09Freaking three legs of the new slate.
- 10:12Oh, man.
- 10:13Mac Jones is a bum.
- 10:14He's made my list.
- 10:15He's he's on the list.
- 10:17I will not be betting on the Patriots anytime soon.
- 10:21He was terrible.
- 10:23It was it was just he just could not do anything.
- 10:26I would like to put in Bailey's happy like halfway through the game.
- 10:29Well, it's like a fourth corner.
- 10:32I think I think that was like in the moment it was like, oh shit, Mac Jones is being benched.
- 10:38Like thinking about it, it was like they can't afford to lose Mac Jones.
- 10:44Yeah, I think that's what it was.
- 10:46Yeah.
- 10:47And he was getting like beat up to it.
- 10:49He was getting rocked.
- 10:50So I mean, but yeah, I mean, he played like shit, not trying to make excuses for.
- 10:57Yeah, 100%.
- 10:59But yeah, I'm 18 and 18 on the season, I believe.
- 11:05That is correct.
- 11:08Yeah, I've lost more sure of fire picks than I've won.
- 11:11So I'm probably down a little bit.
- 11:13One and oh in your last one.
- 11:15That's all that matters.
- 11:16That's all that matters.
- 11:18Let's see what what else happened last week.
- 11:22The Titans just physically abused Joe Burrow.
- 11:28It was kind of wild and it seemed like the Titans were kind of putting it together on
- 11:33offense and it was kind of it was different.
- 11:36I don't understand what was going on, but you know, I'm here for it.
- 11:40It was awesome.
- 11:42Yeah.
- 11:43Yeah.
- 11:44Tandill was hitting deep balls.
- 11:45Henry was running like it was two years ago.
- 11:48It was incredible.
- 11:50I was it was awesome.
- 11:55I would marry the wildcat play if I could.
- 12:00If that was like legally an option, I would marry that play because that is like my favorite
- 12:07play in all of like football is the wildcat that Derek Henry jump pass.
- 12:15Well, just any time the running back is or any time the quarterback is out or out of
- 12:22the he's on the sideline or if he's, you know, on the side, whatever, if the running
- 12:28back is the one catching the snap ball, that is my favorite play of all time.
- 12:34I love that play and I especially love it when Derek Henry throws touchdown passes.
- 12:41That just gets me bricked up like that was awesome.
- 12:46And and also big Jeff being in there for that play too.
- 12:52I was like, oh, shit.
- 12:54Are they going to throw it to big Jeff?
- 12:55They did it sadly.
- 12:57But that would have just I might have like exploded if that would have happened.
- 13:05But break up on a Sunday morning.
- 13:09I know Joe Burrow wasn't 100 percent.
- 13:12And you know, he hasn't been this entire season, but the Titans have never beaten Joe Burrow.
- 13:20Yes.
- 13:21And that was a big deal.
- 13:23Incredibly happy.
- 13:24I don't know how it happened that makes me incredibly happy.
- 13:29100 percent.
- 13:31All right.
- 13:33Well, I got to say that was last week.
- 13:36That was last week.
- 13:37This is this week.
- 13:38And we're going to move on to week five.
- 13:41As Chris stated earlier, this slate kind of blows wainer.
- 13:48So not that there's anything wrong with that.
- 13:51Yeah, you know, it's fine.
- 13:54If you do that, I guess I was just, you know, saying it as a negative connotation.
- 14:00But you know, we're going to move on from that last sentence.
- 14:03We're going to talk about some this slate like non-consensually blows wieners.
- 14:08OK.
- 14:09Yes.
- 14:11Which is not good, which is not good.
- 14:13So yes.
- 14:16Only consensual wiener blowing here.
- 14:20So you're going to do it this week.
- 14:29We're just kind of going to sort of touch on really every game.
- 14:35Kind of have more of a looser feel.
- 14:37We're going to see how it goes and we're going to see what happens.
- 14:41Yeah.
- 14:42I've got my I've got the book pulled up and looking at lines.
- 14:47And this is like, like I told the boys today that I've spent like two days looking at this
- 14:55slate and I'm like, I can't.
- 14:57I don't know.
- 14:59So I'm hoping talking it out will help.
- 15:04And I hope it'll help you as well.
- 15:07So I think this might be a week where we ride together and die together, if I'm being honest.
- 15:16That voice for life.
- 15:18Yep.
- 15:19I got my pencil.
- 15:20I got my notebook.
- 15:21We're going to learn.
- 15:22We're going to learn together as a group to.
- 15:27I don't know where I was going with that.
- 15:30But we're just going to talk about the games.
- 15:32Yeah.
- 15:33This is great podcasting.
- 15:35It was like the Michael Scott's like sometimes I just start a sentence and I just see where
- 15:42it goes.
- 15:43It's like a runaway train.
- 15:47All right, we'll shoot it off with the London game.
- 15:54The London game is the Jaguars playing the bills.
- 15:58The Jaguars have been there for a week already.
- 16:04You know, as we all know, they they stoned the Falcons there last week because the Falcons
- 16:11can't win at on the road and London is the Jaguars turf.
- 16:19Just plain and simple.
- 16:21It's not this week.
- 16:22But not this week.
- 16:24Yeah.
- 16:25Well, it's technically this isn't a way game for the Jags.
- 16:30Yes.
- 16:31Technically, they will be wearing the away jersey.
- 16:35Yes.
- 16:36But the bills are favored by five and a half that to me is fair.
- 16:45All of the teams in the AFC South are pretty mid bad to mid.
- 16:51Well, we're all every team in the AFC South is two and two.
- 16:55So so they are mid.
- 16:57They are mid.
- 16:58Yeah.
- 16:59Everyone is good.
- 17:00That's why I started with mid.
- 17:03So for me personally, I'm probably going Jags here just because they've are they've they've
- 17:10stuck there for a week.
- 17:12It's the bills just had an emotional like divisional win against a team that dropped
- 17:1970 the week before.
- 17:21I'm they're going to be emotionally exhausted as well as physically exhausted from the flight.
- 17:30I'm going Jags plus five and a half.
- 17:33Yeah, that's that's my first play.
- 17:35What do you what do you think, Chris?
- 17:38I agree with every word you just said.
- 17:42You literally took the words I was going to say out of my mouth.
- 17:46Jags plus five and a half for everything you just said.
- 17:49You said you had your paper and pencil out.
- 17:52This is one that I already have written in pen is Jags plus five and a half.
- 17:55I will definitely be taking that.
- 17:57Like you said, they've been there for it probably will be like a week and a half of the time
- 18:01the game starts.
- 18:03I think that'll be fresher.
- 18:06They could win this game on its honestly.
- 18:08London games are weird, man.
- 18:10Like historically, London games are weird.
- 18:13So I think I'm definitely taking plus five and a half.
- 18:18Hell yeah.
- 18:19John.
- 18:20Word.
- 18:21See this spread, it makes sense to me.
- 18:27You know, bills just came off a blowout victory to the Dolphins who just dropped 70 on the
- 18:33Broncos.
- 18:37But you know, these these London games do get weird.
- 18:41And the last time these two teams played each other, I think the final score was nine
- 18:47to six.
- 18:48Oh, yes.
- 18:49That was the Josh Allen.
- 18:51Yeah, it was the it was the Josh Allen versus Josh Allen game.
- 18:55I totally forgot about that.
- 18:56I just just to preface just all my picks since we're just talking it out and kind of going
- 19:04with the flow.
- 19:06Looking at this total under 48 and a half doesn't look bad.
- 19:13That's kind of that.
- 19:14It's kind of a lot for a game in the States, if I'm being honest.
- 19:21Yeah, I can I see where you're coming from.
- 19:23You add travel and jet lag to the bills who have an explosive offense, obviously.
- 19:31Jags.
- 19:32Yeah, they can put up points, but I don't know.
- 19:37I think the bills defense might be a little too good.
- 19:41But I know I just kind of contradicted myself there.
- 19:44But I do just just straight looking at it.
- 19:47I do like this under the bills did just lose Tradavius white.
- 19:52That is well, I was just about to say that too.
- 19:57You and me, man, we're like this.
- 20:02Yeah, mind length as at the time of recording, it's 48 and a half.
- 20:07So that's looking pretty good to me.
- 20:10I don't hate that.
- 20:13I don't like that, man, but it's it's also like is the NFL going to like want points
- 20:22to be scored because like this is like, you know, the Jags, this is like their home turf
- 20:28pretty much.
- 20:29And I don't know.
- 20:30Are a juggernaut of a team.
- 20:34I feel like it's kind of hard for the NFL to get their get their prints on these London
- 20:39games.
- 20:40Yeah, like they're just weird.
- 20:42Yeah, I think I'm going to rock 48 and a half, but I do respect the the Jags plus five and
- 20:48a half pick from you two.
- 20:52If the Jags cover, I think it goes under, if that makes sense.
- 20:55Yeah, no, that's absolutely true.
- 20:58If the bills want them, I could see it going just way over.
- 21:02But I just I don't think the bills, I mean, they've won't their last like pretty much
- 21:07been handed out at speeding since the Jets game in week one.
- 21:12I don't know if they can go for ask kittens and especially yeah, across the pond.
- 21:18It's true.
- 21:19Yeah.
- 21:20Well, I'm going to ask kicking definitely as kicking definitely definitely takes a lot
- 21:24of the takes a lot of effort.
- 21:27Yeah.
- 21:28Well, but guess I'm going to the next game.
- 21:32I really don't have anything for this game, but it's the Texans at the Falcons.
- 21:37First, first kind of glance at this.
- 21:40It's like Falcons can win at home.
- 21:43That is where they can win.
- 21:46But also the Texans have been super hot and CJ Stroud has just been playing his butt off,
- 21:54dude.
- 21:55I don't think he's been picked off yet.
- 21:57I don't think he's the only rookie without a interception.
- 22:02Yeah, that's that's crazy.
- 22:04I was probably going to stay away from this game personally, but you guys have a pick.
- 22:08I will just looking at it.
- 22:12Chris, do you want to go first because I don't want to steal your thunder.
- 22:15I've got a stat for this game.
- 22:18Let's go.
- 22:19I think it's it's a it's a great it's a Chris stat.
- 22:22Oh, let's go.
- 22:24Teams coming back from London their next game, the team they play the their team total over
- 22:33is seven and two in the last nine games.
- 22:37So I'm going Texans.
- 22:38I already I bet this one today Texans team total over 19 and a half.
- 22:44Hmm.
- 22:45Okay.
- 22:46Oh, it's I mean that that seems.
- 22:48Oh, what's it at 20 and a half.
- 22:51I play I played up to 21 and a half.
- 22:56Yeah.
- 22:57Do you have anything else, Chris?
- 22:59No, that's it.
- 23:00I just that was a great weird stat that I loved.
- 23:03That's a great hop on it.
- 23:06Also like I mean 20 points.
- 23:08That's not a lot, especially Desmond Ritter looks terrible and the Texas defense isn't
- 23:13awful.
- 23:14So I think they can get him some short fields.
- 23:17Three touchdowns like come on.
- 23:19What do we do?
- 23:20Three touchdowns.
- 23:21Yeah.
- 23:22Yeah.
- 23:23I like 20 and a half to for what it's worth.
- 23:25Yeah.
- 23:26That's three touchdowns.
- 23:27Three touchdowns.
- 23:28So just straight up looking at this like Texans.
- 23:37I think we talked about this in our in our group chat as well.
- 23:42Texans might be good.
- 23:43Yes, they might be good.
- 23:46They might be good and the Falcons have yet to prove anything.
- 23:51Yes.
- 23:53There is nothing about the Falcons that say might be good.
- 23:56They have good properties, but they're not good.
- 24:01This game in Atlanta.
- 24:02Yeah.
- 24:03Yes.
- 24:04That's the only thing that makes me not want to take the Texans.
- 24:09Because Texans just Molly Wopt the Steelers on the road.
- 24:15No, I was the defense.
- 24:17The falter.
- 24:18Desmond Ritter hasn't lost a home game since like Pop Warner.
- 24:22So I don't know when he looked since like you.
- 24:26Yeah.
- 24:27Like kiddie football.
- 24:28Oh, yeah.
- 24:29He hasn't lost a home game.
- 24:31Never lost a home.
- 24:32College or in the NFL.
- 24:34And he's for now in the NFL, I think.
- 24:36That's the only thing that made me not want to take the Texans.
- 24:39Oh, I didn't know that.
- 24:40Oh, that changes a lot.
- 24:41Which I think is the sole reason they're the favorite because they played like shit against
- 24:47Jacksonville.
- 24:48Yeah, they did.
- 24:50So but I'm that's why I stayed away from the from the spread.
- 24:54All right, Chris, I think I'm going to rock with you then.
- 24:57I was going to go just straight up Texans money line at plus 105.
- 25:03But I still don't like.
- 25:07I don't know.
- 25:08That scares me.
- 25:09That's scary.
- 25:10Yeah.
- 25:11That's that scares me.
- 25:12Yeah, me too.
- 25:13But your stat doesn't scare me.
- 25:14So damn straight.
- 25:17Well, are you taking anything?
- 25:21No, I'm staying away because there's conflicting things in my brain.
- 25:28I guess with with my decision making on this game, so I was going to stay away.
- 25:32I've got a pick.
- 25:33So it's whatever.
- 25:38Next game.
- 25:40The Carolina Panthers who suck at the Lions who don't totally suck.
- 25:48I feel like the jury's still out on the Lions.
- 25:51They can put up points.
- 25:52I don't know.
- 25:55Lions are at home favored by 10.
- 25:59So listen, you see a spread over nine and a half.
- 26:04You got to take the under there under 45.
- 26:07That's my bet for this game.
- 26:10I mean, it's just the thinking with the over nine and a half spreads is taking the under
- 26:18in those games is either the favorite team wants the dog and then they get out to an
- 26:28early lead and they just play defense for the rest of the game or the dog plays defense
- 26:37well enough to either win the game or cover.
- 26:41And so not a lot of points are going to be scored.
- 26:45So that's the thought process behind that.
- 26:48It's a system that has been in place for years.
- 26:52But I'm taking under 45 boys who wants to go.
- 26:59Chris, let's hear you guys.
- 27:01No.
- 27:02Okay.
- 27:03The spread being 10 makes me nervous because I know the Panthers suck, but they got to
- 27:09get off the mat at some point.
- 27:11I don't think it'll be in the first half though.
- 27:13So that's why I took this day Lions first half minus six and I think.
- 27:18Okay.
- 27:19Yeah, I it's in Detroit.
- 27:21Correct.
- 27:22Yes.
- 27:23Yes.
- 27:24Lions be fired up.
- 27:25I like the Panthers stink.
- 27:26So I think them leading by touchdown half time is very, very, very doable.
- 27:35The big number made me nervous.
- 27:37Obviously leaves it wide open for a backdoor.
- 27:40So so I'm just gonna play it safe.
- 27:42The first half's have kind of burned me this week.
- 27:45So if this one loses, I might be staying away from those, but Lions first half minus six
- 27:49and half.
- 27:50I took it earlier today.
- 27:51Hell yeah.
- 27:52John.
- 27:53This is a big spread.
- 27:58It's weird seeing the Lions being favored by 10 points.
- 28:01I'll just say that right over that.
- 28:03Oh, it's yeah.
- 28:04Borderline disturbing.
- 28:05I feel like I'm in a Twilight zone or something.
- 28:09I'm in an alternate dimension, but I love it at the same time.
- 28:14Yeah.
- 28:15I mean, like, well, I love living in the world.
- 28:18I love living in a world where the Lions are favored by 10 points.
- 28:24Never thought I'd see the day.
- 28:25I know.
- 28:26It's crazy.
- 28:27And I kind of want to take the Lions here.
- 28:33These.
- 28:34Okay.
- 28:35I will say these noon, these noon games are crazy.
- 28:40This is where I make most of my profit or on these noon games.
- 28:46So I said the Lions play just doesn't matter what time, just weird games.
- 28:53It feels like yeah.
- 28:54Yeah.
- 28:55Them and the Seahawks always play just bizarre games.
- 29:00For sure.
- 29:01So I don't know this.
- 29:03This minus 10 is kind of speaking to me.
- 29:07Just go for it.
- 29:08First glance.
- 29:09I mean, I've, like I said, I've looked at all these games and I've tried to pick up
- 29:17something, but I just like can't.
- 29:21But just talking it out, I think it's helping.
- 29:25It's like therapy.
- 29:27Yes.
- 29:28So yeah, I think I'm going to rock Lions minus 10.
- 29:32That looks really tantalizing to me.
- 29:37Maybe just sprinkle it, maybe half a unit on that.
- 29:41We'll have the official picks out on, you know, Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning.
- 29:46But yeah, I think I'm going to, for the time being, I'm going to rock Lions minus 10.
- 29:53Okay.
- 29:55So do we want to do Titans Colts real quick?
- 30:01Yeah, we can just got the timer.
- 30:04Yep.
- 30:05Sure.
- 30:06Okay.
- 30:07So after Titans Colts, we should do, we should for sure do Raven Steelers and then Bengals,
- 30:17Cardinals, Chiefs Vikings, Cowboys Niners, and then Monday night.
- 30:24So we don't have to go through every game.
- 30:26We could just make it like a regular show, you know, like we can skip around, but we
- 30:31don't like Saints Patriots.
- 30:34I don't want to touch that.
- 30:36I don't want to touch that.
- 30:38You know, like just like the good games.
- 30:41I think I have a play for all the, except the Monday night.
- 30:43I don't have anything for that one yet.
- 30:45Well, I don't even know who's playing Raiders and somebody Raiders and Packers.
- 30:49Yeah, that's a stinky one.
- 30:53But okay, let's do Titans Colts real quick.
- 30:57Okay.
- 30:59So the next game we got, we got the Titans at the Colts.
- 31:03Colts are home dogs, home division dogs.
- 31:07It seems that every time, what?
- 31:12Titans are favorites.
- 31:13Oh, they are?
- 31:14Yeah.
- 31:15Yeah.
- 31:16They were Colts were minus one last time I checked.
- 31:19Colts are plus one and a half right now.
- 31:21Wow.
- 31:22That moved.
- 31:23Okay.
- 31:24Yeah, they are.
- 31:25Yeah, they were minus one either last night of this morning.
- 31:27I can't remember the last time I looked at it.
- 31:32It isn't Indy.
- 31:35I hate this game.
- 31:36I was probably going to stay away from it just because there's just always this thing.
- 31:41It's like if the Titans, if people respect the Titans, then we lose.
- 31:51But if they completely overlook the Titans, we win.
- 31:56It's I hate it, but also I can kind of predict it.
- 32:01But I will be staying away from this game, even though we are only favored by one and
- 32:07a half.
- 32:08It's barely a favorite, I guess.
- 32:12So I'm staying away from this game.
- 32:14If either you have place for this, then go right ahead.
- 32:18Oh, I've got.
- 32:19I've got.
- 32:20I've got one.
- 32:21Why don't you go first?
- 32:25Over 42 and a half.
- 32:28Not both secondaries are pretty bad.
- 32:32And both teams, especially the Colts, have been with Anthony Richardson, have been pushing
- 32:38the ball downfield.
- 32:39I'm pretty sure he's going to play the Titans.
- 32:43I don't know if they're going to try to do what they did last week against the Bengals,
- 32:47which is actually like give a shit in the passing game worked out pretty well.
- 32:53Hope they try it again.
- 32:55But who's to say?
- 32:56But I'm going over 42 and a half.
- 32:59I think that's not like a super high total.
- 33:03So like I said, both secondaries, I think are ass.
- 33:06Derek Henry usually plays pretty well against the Colts.
- 33:09Also Jonathan Taylor is coming back.
- 33:10I don't know how much of a factory he'll be, but it's something.
- 33:14So I think over 42 and a half.
- 33:16He's going to play?
- 33:17He practiced this week.
- 33:20That's weird.
- 33:21Yeah, it's odd.
- 33:22He'll play.
- 33:23Yeah.
- 33:24If he's practicing, he'll play.
- 33:27I mean, he was just like, I don't want to play here.
- 33:31I mean, they're not going to trade him.
- 33:34So he's kind of got to if he wants to go somewhere next year.
- 33:37I guess you're right.
- 33:40Because last guy who set out was Levy on Bell and his career was in shambles after he did
- 33:45that.
- 33:46That's right.
- 33:47Sean, you got to play?
- 33:49I do.
- 33:52Ever since Andrew Luck left, the Colts have been the Titans bitch.
- 34:01Just that there's no simple way to put it other than that.
- 34:06Titans have won the last five games against the Colts.
- 34:11On a hot streak, make it six.
- 34:14I like the Titans minus one and a half here.
- 34:17I thought about taking Moneyline.
- 34:20But you know what?
- 34:21I don't like the juice.
- 34:24What's the line on the Moneyline?
- 34:27It's minus 125, but the spread is minus 110.
- 34:31I'll take Moneyline.
- 34:33I'll take Moneyline.
- 34:34Getting a little greedy.
- 34:35But I don't know.
- 34:37I feel like this game is going to be won by a field goal at least.
- 34:42Mr. Automatic from 40.
- 34:44Nick Fulk.
- 34:45Nick Fulk.
- 34:46Our in VP.
- 34:55I do like the Titan spread here.
- 35:00We have just owned the Colts for the past two and a half years now.
- 35:06I will probably end up taking that over.
- 35:11Since Chris said it, I've just been thinking about it.
- 35:13I'm like, that's 100% accurate.
- 35:17I mean, 42 and a half.
- 35:20That's like nothing.
- 35:2124-20.
- 35:22Yeah.
- 35:23If we can get the Bengals Titans and not the Browns Titans, which the Colts don't have
- 35:31a good defense like the Browns, so I'll probably end up taking that over.
- 35:39Also I've talked a lot of shit about Anthony Richardson.
- 35:43He's going to play well for that reason alone.
- 35:47He's kind of balling out.
- 35:50He's also good.
- 35:51So I don't want to, like he's a lot better than I thought he'd be.
- 35:55But he's probably going to shove it up my ass.
- 35:57So you'll probably have a couple.
- 36:00Of course.
- 36:01He'll probably have.
- 36:02On consensually.
- 36:03Of course.
- 36:04But yeah, he'll probably have a couple bombs on who's that scrub with the hyphenated last
- 36:12name.
- 36:13O'Alley Cox.
- 36:14Yeah.
- 36:15No, no, the one on our team.
- 36:16No, the corner of his name.
- 36:20He sucks.
- 36:21Sean Murphy Bunting.
- 36:22Yeah, that guy blows.
- 36:25He's going to get burned.
- 36:26I don't know about who, but he's going to get burned.
- 36:28I do want to note that the Titans are 0 and 2 when they play away, but the Colts are 0
- 36:36and 2 at home.
- 36:39So this could be a maker break for either team.
- 36:43And I'm betting on the my favorite team here.
- 36:49Little biased, but like I said, the Titans have just owned the Colts for so long.
- 36:56I don't see why we stop now.
- 36:57I mean, we have to we have to play like we did against the Bengals.
- 37:02Obviously, this is a this is a division game.
- 37:06This game matters more than most.
- 37:10Not that the Bengals game didn't matter that that was huge.
- 37:14But this this one is bigger.
- 37:17And I think the Titans pull this one out.
- 37:19Mm-hmm.
- 37:20This is the first big game that refers like, I guess, biggest game that the Titans have
- 37:25played this season.
- 37:26Oh, yeah, definitely.
- 37:28That's that's what's the vision game.
- 37:32So those are going to be your biggest ones.
- 37:33Yes, sure.
- 37:34All right, boys, what do you say we we do the Raven Steelers game?
- 37:40Another divisional matchup.
- 37:41I like it.
- 37:43Yes.
- 37:45This is in Pittsburgh and they are home dogs by four.
- 37:51Yikes.
- 37:53Yeah, that's bad.
- 37:56It is bad.
- 37:57It's bad.
- 37:58Dude.
- 37:59Trebisky, though.
- 38:01Trebisky.
- 38:02Is he playing?
- 38:03Yeah, Pig, it's not going to play.
- 38:05Why?
- 38:06Why?
- 38:07He's hurt.
- 38:08He's fucked up his knee.
- 38:09Oh, he did?
- 38:10I had no idea.
- 38:11I'm pretty sure he's not playing.
- 38:12I had no idea why I didn't get that game last week because I just got a notification about
- 38:17it.
- 38:18More and I don't have red zone.
- 38:20I get most sucked.
- 38:23Yeah, I mean, well, whatever.
- 38:25I didn't watch it anyways.
- 38:27All right.
- 38:29But so.
- 38:33Wow.
- 38:35That I kind of switches up my whole play here.
- 38:39Yeah, just this notification.
- 38:43Can you pick it will quote miss some time with an injury?
- 38:47Yikes.
- 38:48Oh, oh boy.
- 38:49Yikes.
- 38:50Okay.
- 38:51I mean, he's been playing like shit.
- 38:52So is it really that big a drop off from?
- 38:54I mean, like, I don't know.
- 38:57It is.
- 38:58It's bad for him.
- 38:59I don't know how like terrible it is for the Steelers.
- 39:04Well, yeah.
- 39:06I don't know.
- 39:08I'm going to go ahead.
- 39:10Yeah, go ahead.
- 39:11I'm going to go ahead with this game because I have a play and I have a stat and it's a
- 39:19juicy one.
- 39:20I play.
- 39:22Yes, Willie stats is back.
- 39:25He's got a stat.
- 39:28I'm taking the Steelers plus four.
- 39:32Talk to me.
- 39:34The Kenny picket news kind of tripping me up, but I'm going to ride with this stat.
- 39:39And I'm going to see what y'all think.
- 39:41So in this matchup Ravens versus Steelers, the dog is 22 and three against the spread.
- 39:51Well, I've got a big stat.
- 39:55What's the what's four and a half?
- 39:59Four, just four taken up.
- 40:02Yeah.
- 40:03Love it.
- 40:04Taking it.
- 40:06Yeah.
- 40:07And I mean, there's there are probably a mountain of stats about Mike Tomlin being
- 40:13a home dog in games like this.
- 40:16I mean, he's been coaching for fucking, you know, just the, I almost said a bad thing.
- 40:24Yes, it's the dinosaurs.
- 40:26Yeah.
- 40:27Mike Tomlin as a dog, it's money.
- 40:30He's going to go eight and eight at least every year.
- 40:33Well, I mean, he can't.
- 40:35Yeah, he can't anymore, but he won't be less than 500.
- 40:40So I'm taking I'm taking the Steelers in Pittsburgh home dog, individual game.
- 40:48John, do you have a play?
- 40:50Well, not really.
- 40:56Okay.
- 40:57Kenny pick it.
- 40:58Well, I want to talk it out though.
- 41:00Don't just like, don't just like, shoot me off.
- 41:03But the next game.
- 41:07The, the Kenny picket news is kind of throwing me for a loop, but now this line makes more
- 41:12sense.
- 41:13I was thinking Ravens here.
- 41:18Just because of Matt can or not.
- 41:22I'll get to him in a sec.
- 41:24Just because Kenny, Kenny picket is out.
- 41:27And now Matt Canada is fucking atrocious as a offensive coordinator.
- 41:36He's got burners too.
- 41:39Yeah, that's a whole another thing I could go on and on about, but I, we don't have the
- 41:44time and I don't have the brain power for it to be honest.
- 41:49He's fucking terrible.
- 41:51He's fucking awful.
- 41:54This could be a make or break game for Matt Canada.
- 41:58And, you know, I don't really trust him all that much.
- 42:01And I don't think the Ravens really have that much to like, they don't have much of a competition
- 42:12anymore.
- 42:13Like they never really did if Kenny picket was going to start, but now we got trabiscuits
- 42:20as starting QB.
- 42:21So, I mean, I think I'm going to go under 38 here.
- 42:25It's very low.
- 42:27Very low.
- 42:29But I do like it with this news and how terrible Matt Canada is.
- 42:36And, you know, I think that I think the Ravens get up early and they just kind of stay there.
- 42:44And I was up.
- 42:46Yeah, go ahead.
- 42:47No, I was, I have Raven Steelers under 38 written down.
- 42:51I just, it's so low.
- 42:52I don't know.
- 42:53And we'll step maybe kind of, I mean, I'm definitely taking plus four.
- 42:57But now I'm thinking maybe I double dip again.
- 43:00I don't know.
- 43:02Worked out last week.
- 43:03Screw it.
- 43:04I'm double dipping under 38 and plus four.
- 43:06Well, that's great.
- 43:07That makes me feel so much better.
- 43:09Yeah.
- 43:10No, I had it written down just because also like, I feel like just there are games you think about
- 43:16and it's just Raven Steelers.
- 43:17You think just, I know it's probably it's not entirely the same, but we're growing up.
- 43:23It was just defense.
- 43:24These games are gross.
- 43:25Yeah.
- 43:26They always like there, I felt like they were always those scoring it might be wrong.
- 43:30I haven't looked over the texts, but um, yeah, I like under 38 and especially with pick it out like
- 43:37Kramisky, I think they will be relatively the same, but that's still terrible.
- 43:44So it doesn't really, it doesn't help or hurt.
- 43:48Yeah.
- 43:49Maybe it'll help.
- 43:50I don't know, but there's no way that can get worse.
- 43:52Well, you know, with these teams, you know, growing up, um, you know, they had great defenses
- 44:00and you know, these, these teams still have identities and I think, I think the Steelers
- 44:08identity is definitely their defense.
- 44:12So I do like the under here.
- 44:15I it's the, as I'm scrolling through here, it is the lowest total of the weekend.
- 44:22Not surprised really.
- 44:23So yeah, I'm not, I'm not surprised at all, but um, yeah, I'm going to take it.
- 44:27I like it.
- 44:29I like that play too.
- 44:31Um, yeah.
- 44:34Cool.
- 44:36Tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight.
- 44:39All right.
- 44:40On to the afternoon games.
- 44:41We got bangles at Cardinals.
- 44:44This is a stay away game from me.
- 44:47Um, I'm staying away.
- 44:49I have Joe Burroughs.
- 44:52I mean, he shouldn't play, but he is.
- 44:54Um, they probably won an easy win against the Cardinals, but Cardinals has been low key
- 45:03frisky, kind of a wild card.
- 45:06Um, I was just going to stay away from this game.
- 45:09Um, I don't really have any strong feelings either way.
- 45:14Um, do you guys have any, any feelings?
- 45:17No, this is, so when I suggested we do this in our text thread, this was, this was, this
- 45:27was the game was the sole reason why I wanted to do it because I wanted to talk it out and
- 45:34I wanted to see if we could come up with something together because like this is kind of a, this
- 45:45is a, this isn't kind of, this is a do or die for the bangles.
- 45:51And yeah, I, I mean, the Cardinals, Josh Dobbs is already, he's been kind of slinging it.
- 46:01You know, he has been.
- 46:03I'll, he's a king over here.
- 46:06I'm, I'm, slinging it.
- 46:09I'm close to getting the Dobbs Cardinals jersey.
- 46:12I'm, I'm close to betting this money line.
- 46:15If I'm the Cardinals.
- 46:17Yeah.
- 46:18I'm close.
- 46:19This is why I want to talk, this is why I wanted to talk it out.
- 46:23Okay.
- 46:24So it's a do or die for the bangles.
- 46:29Joe Burrow still isn't 100%.
- 46:32There might be some friction between him and Jamar Chase based off of what Chase said
- 46:40in the post game interview of the Titans game.
- 46:45You know, he was like, you just throw me the ball and you know, what, you know, regular
- 46:51wide receiver talk.
- 46:53But I mean, the Cardinals already beat like a top 10 team this year.
- 47:01I know they're trying to tank, but these players aren't trying to tank.
- 47:06I don't know if they are.
- 47:08That's what's confusing to me.
- 47:10It's like, it's like they're actively trying to put the worst football team on the field
- 47:15every week.
- 47:17But, but they're all other than last week, which the Niners are just steamroller.
- 47:24Yeah.
- 47:25And I told you all not to fall into that trap and look where it got you.
- 47:30Smart man.
- 47:31I didn't bet it.
- 47:32I didn't bet on that game.
- 47:34I'm talking to the people that bet Cardinals the haters.
- 47:38I'm, yeah, I'm talking to the haters.
- 47:41So I guess the question here is, are we a hater this week or do we like money?
- 47:50I, I think if there's a play in this game, it's the over.
- 47:57What is it?
- 47:58It's 44 and a half.
- 47:59Okay.
- 48:00Okay.
- 48:01It's, it's kind of like if don't hate that at all actually.
- 48:06It's like if the bangles, you know, don't want to shit their pants for this season,
- 48:14then they got to put up points.
- 48:17And we have seen this year that the Cardinals can put up points.
- 48:22What, what's the lowest that they've scored this so far in this season?
- 48:26What is it?
- 48:27Last week, 16?
- 48:28I think so.
- 48:29Yeah.
- 48:30Yeah.
- 48:31Against the Niners who have like the best team in the league.
- 48:35Like it's, it's kind of like, I think if, if there's a play in that game, it's, it's
- 48:44that.
- 48:45Okay.
- 48:46Okay.
- 48:47I'm still going to stay away, but I get that.
- 48:52I, I love the bangles.
- 48:57Yeah.
- 48:58Like, I really like this.
- 49:01Like you said, this is it.
- 49:03If they lose this game, their season is over.
- 49:08Is there some reason I took the Vikings last week?
- 49:11If they like their season is already like teetering on the brink, this kicks them off.
- 49:18If they lose this game, Joe Barush and play the rest of the year because they have zero
- 49:24hope.
- 49:25So I think I might take bingles minus three.
- 49:27I do that over is, I like that.
- 49:31I do like that over.
- 49:33This is, I cannot shit your pants game for the bangles, which just makes me think like
- 49:39their defense is going to come to play too.
- 49:42So I think I'm going to go bingles minus three because I just have that.
- 49:46I just have a feeling.
- 49:47I don't, I like that over.
- 49:51I don't know if I want to double dip because I don't want to get too carried away with
- 49:55that, but responsible gambling.
- 49:58But I think we're just going to stick with bingles minus three.
- 50:02I think that's smart.
- 50:04I either the bangles or, or the mind or the, or the over.
- 50:09You definitely don't want to double dip in the shit your pants game.
- 50:13So that's man, especially like, this is why I'm staying away.
- 50:18This is why I'm staying away from this game.
- 50:20So, but, um, well, I guess you'll have to tune into the Twitter to find out.
- 50:28That's right.
- 50:29Tune into the Twitter.
- 50:30You'll get my college picks.
- 50:31You'll get six winners.
- 50:34Specifically six.
- 50:36Yes.
- 50:37Specifically six winners.
- 50:40What do you say boys?
- 50:42Uh, what was the next thing?
- 50:44It's chiefs Vikings.
- 50:45You want to talk about?
- 50:46Yeah, we can do that.
- 50:48Yeah.
- 50:50I, man, I really don't have a play for this game either.
- 50:55This week fucking sucks.
- 50:57This week does suck.
- 50:59I have other plays that are just not, we're, we're just doing other games, but it's fine.
- 51:05Okay, well, we'll get that.
- 51:07We'll get to those at the end.
- 51:09Yeah, we'll get to those in the end.
- 51:10I'm cool.
- 51:12Take it easy, man.
- 51:15I'm just trying to find like literally this slate sucks and I'm trying to find like the
- 51:20best matchups this week and this is like kind of it.
- 51:25Yeah.
- 51:26The only like saving grace of this week is Sunday night football.
- 51:30That game is going to rock.
- 51:31Yeah, that game is going to rock, but we'll get to that after this game.
- 51:36Yeah.
- 51:37Um, I mean, chiefs couldn't cover against the jets.
- 51:42Big number though.
- 51:44It was a big number, but I mean, do you think they'd win by more than three?
- 51:50Yo, Zach Wilson saw Donna Kelsey in the stands and was like, I'm playing out of my mind tonight.
- 51:57That's what I said.
- 51:59Yeah, I was like, he was like, I don't need that.
- 52:02T-Swift, she ain't a mom.
- 52:03She doesn't do it for me.
- 52:04Yeah.
- 52:05Yeah.
- 52:06Donna Kelsey.
- 52:07Donna Kelsey, mother of two.
- 52:09I'm like, I'm going to get me started.
- 52:17But I mean, I got it.
- 52:19It was kind of funny.
- 52:20I'm sorry.
- 52:21It was kind of funny that we were, you know, shitting on Zach Wilson last week and then
- 52:26he played the absolute best game of his career.
- 52:30Yeah.
- 52:31Yeah.
- 52:32He played well enough to win that game.
- 52:33He played really well.
- 52:34I'll give it to him.
- 52:35He played really well.
- 52:36There was a bunch of referee fuckery in that game.
- 52:40Wait, that's typical chiefs.
- 52:42Yeah.
- 52:43A lot of people were like, oh, they rigged it for Tiller's.
- 52:46No, the games have been like, the chiefs have gotten some questionable calls ever since
- 52:52Patrick Mahomes became like the Jesus of football.
- 52:56Yeah.
- 52:57But anyway.
- 52:58It's a new era.
- 53:00So, all right.
- 53:02Chris, do you have anything in this?
- 53:05Yeah.
- 53:06I feel like a square taking all these minus signs, but I like chiefs minus four.
- 53:13The Vikings defense is terrible.
- 53:15It just is.
- 53:17The last time the chiefs played it, like they can't get any pass rush.
- 53:20Their secondary is questionable.
- 53:23The last time the chiefs played a terrible defense, they whipped the shit out of the
- 53:28Bears.
- 53:29The Vikings are nowhere near as bad as the Bears, but their defense is trash.
- 53:32So, I think I'm going to take chiefs minus four here.
- 53:36This is also a get right game.
- 53:39I know they won, but they did not look good at all.
- 53:42Mahomes did not look good at all.
- 53:44He needs a game where he can come out, sling it all over the yard again, have some fun,
- 53:48get some balls to Kelsey.
- 53:50I think chiefs win by touchdown.
- 53:52Find me perfectly honest.
- 53:55Okay.
- 53:56I mean, yeah, that sounds good.
- 54:01And will you, you said you were staying away from this game?
- 54:05Yes, I am.
- 54:06I'm staying away from this game.
- 54:07Seems kind of trappy, but also that might be, that might be the trap in itself is the
- 54:15trap.
- 54:16I don't know.
- 54:17I don't want to overthink it.
- 54:19It's like, yes, I'm just, I'm staying away.
- 54:22I'm staying away from that game.
- 54:25The four does make me a little nervous.
- 54:28If I'm being honest.
- 54:29Four is not a football number.
- 54:32It's not, but I just, I just, I close my eyes and the chiefs are just, they're better.
- 54:39I can almost every facet of the game.
- 54:42Yeah.
- 54:43So I'm going to take the chiefs.
- 54:45I do expect this, I do expect this line to move down, you know, for the chiefs.
- 54:55It's sitting at four at the time of recording, but by the time Sunday rolls around, I wouldn't
- 55:00be surprised if it goes down to three and a half.
- 55:04If it goes down to three and a half, I'm definitely going to take it.
- 55:08If it goes down to three, I might make it my surefire.
- 55:11I'm being honest.
- 55:12Damn, I guess we don't have surefires this week to give out.
- 55:16I have a surefire.
- 55:17I kind of have one.
- 55:19Okay.
- 55:20It's definitely not ripped in stone yet, but it's, it'll probably be mine.
- 55:24Mine is written in stone.
- 55:27All right.
- 55:28All right.
- 55:29All right.
- 55:30So let's move away from this trap game and go on to the literally only good game on this
- 55:37week on Sunday night football.
- 55:40It is a classic matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and the San Francisco 49ers.
- 55:47A tale for the ages.
- 55:49Great color game.
- 55:51Oh, it's so good.
- 55:52Yes.
- 55:53This is a very 90s matchup.
- 55:55It's so good.
- 55:58Yes.
- 55:59The 49ers are at home.
- 56:01They're favored by three and a half over under 45.
- 56:07I do have a play in this game.
- 56:09Okay.
- 56:10Thank God.
- 56:11Yes.
- 56:12I do have, I am betting this week.
- 56:15We'll see.
- 56:17I will be taking under 45 and a half.
- 56:21It's a prime time under it stinks.
- 56:24Listen, everyone's going to expect this game to be awesome and you just see it.
- 56:28You see cowboys versus Niners.
- 56:31Niners are steamrolling everyone.
- 56:34Cowboys with the exception of the Cardinals are steamrolling everyone.
- 56:40I think this is an under.
- 56:42I think, I think Niners defense finds a way to stop.
- 56:49And I think that the Cowboys are decent enough to slow down any sort of
- 56:55attack that the Niners have.
- 56:58I guess with the exception of Christian McCaffrey,
- 57:00because that guy is a man possessed right now.
- 57:03I think he, I think last, last week.
- 57:08Score touchdown.
- 57:09He was minus 225.
- 57:10That's ridiculous.
- 57:11I mean, you scored in.
- 57:13I mean, I think he's,
- 57:14I think he's a great guy.
- 57:15225. That's ridiculous. I mean, you scored in 13 straight games.
- 57:20Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
- 57:22Yeah.
- 57:23He had three touchdowns, right?
- 57:25Last week.
- 57:26Yeah.
- 57:27Yeah.
- 57:28Yeah.
- 57:29That's ridiculous.
- 57:30Yeah.
- 57:31That's crazy.
- 57:32I'm, I'm taking under 45.
- 57:35I'm probably going to take the field go bet too.
- 57:38It's just it's prime time.
- 57:41You know, defense is going to show out.
- 57:44I'm taking the under.
- 57:45I know it sucks.
- 57:46I know it's stinky.
- 57:47Nobody wants an under, but I'm taking it.
- 57:50Chris, what do you think?
- 57:53Exact opposite.
- 57:55That's fair.
- 57:57Over 45.
- 57:58Listen, I wouldn't be shocked to this game goes under.
- 58:01But I just want this game to be awesome.
- 58:04This is a purely vibes bet.
- 58:07I just want this game to rock.
- 58:09I just want points.
- 58:10I want to sit down on Sunday night football.
- 58:13Potentially the first good prime time game of the season.
- 58:16And just have fun.
- 58:19I think you're right.
- 58:21I mean, the Lions chiefs was fine.
- 58:24Yeah.
- 58:25Yeah.
- 58:26The third night was fun.
- 58:28It was fun.
- 58:30It was, it was fine.
- 58:31Didn't go over every, but I mean, the third tonight game is going to be
- 58:36potentially the worst football game ever played.
- 58:39I want this one to be fun.
- 58:42I want to see the second one.
- 58:44Vibes over 45.
- 58:47Okay.
- 58:48Hell yeah.
- 58:49I would not be upset if the, if the game went over and I lost my bet.
- 58:55I would not be upset.
- 58:58Which one?
- 58:59You can't be mad.
- 59:01You can be mad at a under that goes over by like, you know, two or three points,
- 59:09you can't be mad if you bet an under and it goes like in the final scores,
- 59:13like, you know, 53 to 51, like the Rams.
- 59:18You can't be mad at that, you know, like, and if the game rocks.
- 59:24Yeah.
- 59:25The game rocks.
- 59:26Yeah.
- 59:27Yeah.
- 59:28So I have a bit of a weird situation with this game.
- 59:35I put in my phone calendar on Sunday to bet the Cowboys spread.
- 59:43You can't see it, but it's in there.
- 59:45I don't know when I put this in, but I said it to alert me today.
- 59:53I don't, I, I don't know when I put this in.
- 59:55I don't know why I put this in.
- 59:57I can't remember, but I'm going to trust past Sean here.
- 1:00:04This is like so unconventional, but plus three and a half, you know,
- 1:00:13that doesn't look terrible against two offensive juggernauts like these teams.
- 1:00:19All it takes is a, you know, 49ers field goal at the very end of the game.
- 1:00:25Walk off field goal.
- 1:00:26That's all it takes to win that bet.
- 1:00:29Field goal bet.
- 1:00:30Yep.
- 1:00:31Oh, I'm also taking that.
- 1:00:32Yeah. So that just strengthens y'all's bet as well.
- 1:00:37So I'm going to trust my past self.
- 1:00:41Don't know why.
- 1:00:43Don't know why I put that in there.
- 1:00:45Don't know why I had it to alert me.
- 1:00:48Don't know when I put it in.
- 1:00:50I like I straight up I hand to God.
- 1:00:55I don't remember putting this in, but that rocks.
- 1:01:00That's a sign.
- 1:01:02That is, that's something.
- 1:01:04It's got to be.
- 1:01:06You as a gambler, you have to follow the signs.
- 1:01:10Yeah.
- 1:01:11So that's it.
- 1:01:13Cowboys, Cowboys plus three and a half.
- 1:01:16I love it.
- 1:01:18It's so fucking weird.
- 1:01:20Why did I do that?
- 1:01:23That's a, and if you, if you lose, it's almost like it doesn't count.
- 1:01:27It's like, that was, that was past Sean.
- 1:01:30He bet that.
- 1:01:31Yeah.
- 1:01:32Yeah.
- 1:01:33Fuck.
- 1:01:34After too many cores, banquets.
- 1:01:37Could have been it.
- 1:01:38That could have been it.
- 1:01:40The banquet beer.
- 1:01:43All right.
- 1:01:44Monday night football.
- 1:01:46Packers at Raiders.
- 1:01:48Raiders are home dogs by one.
- 1:01:52It's essentially a pick them.
- 1:01:55Listen, straight up.
- 1:01:58I'm taking the Packers Raiders stink.
- 1:02:02Jimmy G's probably out.
- 1:02:04Right.
- 1:02:05He's questionable.
- 1:02:08I could see him playing.
- 1:02:10It wouldn't shock me if he doesn't, but I could, I could see him playing.
- 1:02:14They, they need him.
- 1:02:16That other guy sucked.
- 1:02:18Yeah.
- 1:02:19This is, this is just going to be the, this is the, is Jordan love going to be as good as
- 1:02:24Aaron Rogers.
- 1:02:25Cause this is their first prime time game this year.
- 1:02:27Right.
- 1:02:28Yes.
- 1:02:29Yeah.
- 1:02:30Yes.
- 1:02:31Yes.
- 1:02:32Sure.
- 1:02:33Um, this is going to be.
- 1:02:35This is going to be when Jordan love.
- 1:02:37I don't think they're probably not going to blow them out, but I think they will be the better team here.
- 1:02:42I did Packers minus one.
- 1:02:44It's.
- 1:02:45Keep it simple.
- 1:02:47I like it.
- 1:02:48I mean, I'm, I'm going to go with the same.
- 1:02:50I like it.
- 1:02:54I mean, I'm going to take that as well.
- 1:02:56Um, they are, they're better.
- 1:02:59They just are.
- 1:03:01So like the rate is better.
- 1:03:03The Raiders are not even when chimigee plays, they don't look very good at all.
- 1:03:08Um, so I mean, yeah, Packers minus one.
- 1:03:11I do, I like Jordan love.
- 1:03:13I think he's good.
- 1:03:14Um, yeah, nothing else to say.
- 1:03:17Packers minus one.
- 1:03:18I'm taking it.
- 1:03:19Yeah.
- 1:03:20Jimmy G is only beating the, the shit bag Broncos this year.
- 1:03:24So, um, Sean, what do you think?
- 1:03:27Um, I'm going to stay away from the spread and just go Packers money line here.
- 1:03:33Um, I've been burned on a Packers spread, a low Packers spread as a favorite so far this year.
- 1:03:41Um, where they also only one by one.
- 1:03:44So I don't want that to happen again and I'll take the juice at minus one 15 for the money line.
- 1:03:52I don't really care.
- 1:03:54You make an excellent point.
- 1:03:56Yeah, I think I'm just going to take Packers money line here.
- 1:03:58What are the odds that happens again?
- 1:04:00Packers minus one.
- 1:04:02Fair enough.
- 1:04:03I have all but I've all but confirmed that the package will win by exactly one point.
- 1:04:08Hey man, I'm just, I'm just running off the data that I've got.
- 1:04:13You know, you're right, but I'm, I'm, I'm taking my this one.
- 1:04:17That's fair.
- 1:04:18I respect it.
- 1:04:19I do.
- 1:04:20I mean, you're playing, you're, you're being smart.
- 1:04:23I'm trying to be.
- 1:04:26What, if it works out great.
- 1:04:28If it doesn't, I look like the dumbest boy in school, but whatever.
- 1:04:32Will, you said that you had some plays earlier.
- 1:04:38I do have some plays.
- 1:04:39Would you like to tell us those plays now?
- 1:04:42For sure.
- 1:04:44The first, I think we should give out our surefire bets.
- 1:04:49If, if y'all have them, I know this is kind of a, a week's late.
- 1:04:56Maybe nothing is really jumping out on you, but I have a surefire pick that I'm ready to give.
- 1:05:02Give it.
- 1:05:04Y'all mentioned it earlier.
- 1:05:06It's Raven Steelers under 38.
- 1:05:10It's stinky.
- 1:05:12It's, it's, it's poopy.
- 1:05:14It's sludgy.
- 1:05:16You look at this matchup, it just screams 16 to 13.
- 1:05:23Yeah.
- 1:05:24That's, that's what it screams to me.
- 1:05:2716, 13, 10 to 13.
- 1:05:31Nobody breaks 20.
- 1:05:33That's, that's what it screams to me.
- 1:05:36I did, I did research before this, before, before the pod.
- 1:05:42And I think like it was like the past five times, they haven't even broken 40.
- 1:05:47It's, it's crazy.
- 1:05:49Yeah.
- 1:05:51Yeah.
- 1:05:52So I'm taking Raven Steelers under 38.
- 1:05:56It's the hell's oldest time.
- 1:05:58Perfect.
- 1:05:59Perfect.
- 1:06:00Chris, Chris, have you have a surefire?
- 1:06:03Yeah, I'm just the one I've been most confident in being was minus three.
- 1:06:08They need this one for I already said this for everything I just said, that's why I'm putting double unit surefire no doubt can't lose.
- 1:06:18Let's make it four in one on a heater with these or so let's keep it rolling.
- 1:06:24Bing was minus three.
- 1:06:26Hell yeah.
- 1:06:27Sean.
- 1:06:29Well, I think I'm going to go Titans.
- 1:06:34It's the one I feel the most confident in.
- 1:06:38What was that noise?
- 1:06:40I was like, oh, I sound like you had a stroke.
- 1:06:47That's Chris.
- 1:06:49What does that noise, what does that noise mean?
- 1:06:51Like, yeah, where are you like supporting them?
- 1:06:55I was like, oh no.
- 1:06:58Is that good?
- 1:06:59Really?
- 1:07:00I can't tell if he's being facetious.
- 1:07:02More like a surprise.
- 1:07:04More like a surprise.
- 1:07:07I didn't think that that would be it, but.
- 1:07:09All right.
- 1:07:10Well, this is just fucking with my head.
- 1:07:12I don't know.
- 1:07:13No, no, roll with it.
- 1:07:14Roll with it.
- 1:07:15Yeah, you got to roll with it.
- 1:07:17It's your pick.
- 1:07:19No, my noise shouldn't be cool.
- 1:07:21You know what?
- 1:07:22What's this?
- 1:07:23You know what?
- 1:07:24You know what?
- 1:07:25I'm going with the sign.
- 1:07:28Oh, yeah.
- 1:07:29We're going with the sign.
- 1:07:30We have to, right?
- 1:07:31I like this.
- 1:07:32We have to.
- 1:07:33I like that.
- 1:07:34Cowboys plus three and a half.
- 1:07:35Okay.
- 1:07:36We have to.
- 1:07:37That's fair.
- 1:07:38We have to.
- 1:07:39Yeah.
- 1:07:40This only makes sense.
- 1:07:41Why else would I put it in my phone weeks or months or even years?
- 1:07:47I don't know.
- 1:07:48That would be wild.
- 1:07:50I don't know.
- 1:07:51It was from like two years ago.
- 1:07:53I don't know.
- 1:07:55I do that a lot where I just put stuff in my calendar and I don't remember it.
- 1:07:58And I'm like, oh, okay.
- 1:07:59But it always works out.
- 1:08:01So I mean, yeah, cowboys plus three and a half double unit surefire can't lose guaranteed
- 1:08:08winner.
- 1:08:09That's it.
- 1:08:10Hell yeah.
- 1:08:11That's a, that's a sign from God.
- 1:08:14I love that.
- 1:08:16All right.
- 1:08:17Extra plays.
- 1:08:19So my extra plays.
- 1:08:21I got two.
- 1:08:23We didn't already talk about.
- 1:08:27Let's see.
- 1:08:29I got jets money line playing the Broncos.
- 1:08:34Yes.
- 1:08:35It is gross.
- 1:08:37But earlier today, I remember, I remember last year.
- 1:08:43I had the jets money line when they were playing the Broncos again.
- 1:08:49And I remember I said something really cool.
- 1:08:52I was like, in that thin air in Denver, these jets are going to fly baby.
- 1:08:56I think I said something like that and y'all were really impressed.
- 1:09:00I did find that.
- 1:09:03Also, I did find the, I find a stat to back this up.
- 1:09:11The Broncos when they are favored have yet to cover a spread in the Russell Wilson era.
- 1:09:18Yikes.
- 1:09:20Yikes.
- 1:09:22Yeah.
- 1:09:23So I like it.
- 1:09:25I'm, I'm taking jets money line.
- 1:09:27I think they're a better team.
- 1:09:29The Broncos miraculously, it took a miracle for them to beat the fucking bears.
- 1:09:38So I'm rocking with the jets who almost beat the chiefs who were dogs by one and a half.
- 1:09:45Last time I checked.
- 1:09:47Yeah.
- 1:09:49That was almost my surefire pick.
- 1:09:52But Ravensteel is just screams 12 to 15.
- 1:09:57I don't know how they're going to get there, but it's going to end up not really a football score.
- 1:10:04My only other play is the Saints at the Patriots under 40.
- 1:10:12That game is going to stink. Matt Jones stinks. Derek Carr stinks.
- 1:10:19The Saints have zero offense.
- 1:10:21So do the Patriots.
- 1:10:24Yeah, that's, that's basically it under 40. I'm taking it.
- 1:10:27Is Derek Carr even going to play?
- 1:10:29I don't know.
- 1:10:30But if James is playing.
- 1:10:32Carr played last week, didn't he?
- 1:10:34Oh yeah, he did.
- 1:10:36That's right.
- 1:10:37Like kind of surprisingly.
- 1:10:38Yeah.
- 1:10:39And also.
- 1:10:40Like, I didn't watch the game or even key. I had nothing on it.
- 1:10:45So I didn't keep up with it whatsoever.
- 1:10:47I just thought I heard that he was going to play.
- 1:10:51Yeah, I got no idea.
- 1:10:53If James plays, I don't know if that would be good or bad for the over.
- 1:10:57He throws picks.
- 1:10:59I also those touchdowns.
- 1:11:00He throws bombs.
- 1:11:02You know, we don't know if they'll be touchdowns or interceptions, but he throws bombs.
- 1:11:08Yeah. So I'm going under.
- 1:11:12At least the Patriots won't score guaranteed.
- 1:11:18Chris, what other plays do you got?
- 1:11:20All right.
- 1:11:22I mean, preface this with an apology.
- 1:11:26Last week, I told Zach Wilson to retire.
- 1:11:30He played arguably probably a top three game of his career.
- 1:11:36In a loss, but still, I don't think he should retire.
- 1:11:40I apologize.
- 1:11:41You played, you, you played well.
- 1:11:45However, I do not believe in him whatsoever.
- 1:11:51This is the Jets fans have a glimmer of hope now.
- 1:11:55They have a glimmer of hope and this is the perfect time to crush it.
- 1:11:59Broncos money line minus 120.
- 1:12:04What you said about the spreads, I did not know that.
- 1:12:09So maybe he'll just went out right.
- 1:12:13Not one by two, one by one, minus 120.
- 1:12:17I don't love it.
- 1:12:19This is a purely just, I don't think like, yeah, they played well.
- 1:12:23I still think the Jets, they're arguably like bottom four worst team in the league.
- 1:12:29The Broncos to get me wrong, but I just, I don't know why I have more faith in the Broncos than I do in the Jets.
- 1:12:38If the Broncos lose, they're on my never bet again for the rest of my life until Russell Wilson retires list.
- 1:12:47That's a script.
- 1:12:49Yeah.
- 1:12:50This game screams like it.
- 1:12:54Obviously one of these teams has to win.
- 1:12:58Yeah.
- 1:12:59Well, that's not true.
- 1:13:01But I mean, it's not like technically true.
- 1:13:04They could tie.
- 1:13:06I know, but like this, this game is like, all right, to stay somewhat in it, we have to win by both teams.
- 1:13:16So I don't know.
- 1:13:20I think you all both made some very excellent points.
- 1:13:24So this is a game I'm just going to completely stay away from.
- 1:13:30Oh, I don't blame you whatsoever.
- 1:13:32Yeah, that's fair.
- 1:13:33That is a fair choice.
- 1:13:35This game might be the worst game on next week.
- 1:13:39On Sunday.
- 1:13:40On Sunday.
- 1:13:41Potentially.
- 1:13:42Last year, I looked up the score when they played 16 to nine Jets.
- 1:13:50Hey, Russ revenge game.
- 1:13:52Let's go.
- 1:13:54I'm here for it.
- 1:13:55He's too nice for revenge.
- 1:13:58He's got some skeletons.
- 1:14:00He has to.
- 1:14:02He's too normal.
- 1:14:04What do you other place, Chris?
- 1:14:06For now.
- 1:14:07Okay.
- 1:14:08I might add some more, but that's it for now.
- 1:14:12What?
- 1:14:14So, I thought he said, hey,
- 1:14:19no, I've got eight plays, eight winners.
- 1:14:22What we just talked about.
- 1:14:24So I don't have any extra plays.
- 1:14:27I might later.
- 1:14:29Oh, but okay.
- 1:14:30Yeah, this is the first for me, honestly.
- 1:14:34I've got 12.
- 1:14:35We were talking about how this slate sucks.
- 1:14:38I have 12.
- 1:14:41We, we all somehow dug eight to 12 plays out of this slate.
- 1:14:51And I think that in and of itself is a victory.
- 1:14:56Well, let's see how they go first.
- 1:14:58No.
- 1:15:00No, I think just finding a grasp on anything in week five is a win.
- 1:15:08I'm not going to be honest, but I'm very glad that we talked.
- 1:15:12We had the ability to talk it out and, you know,
- 1:15:16it was good kind of roll off of each other snowball.
- 1:15:20So yeah, just keep an eye on the Twitter if you want more plays,
- 1:15:26because that's probably, I mean, I'm not going to do,
- 1:15:30I'm not going to sell myself short.
- 1:15:33I'm going to have more plays than eight.
- 1:15:36I'll probably throw out a few props as well.
- 1:15:42I'll probably throw out a few props as well.
- 1:15:44So, okay.
- 1:15:45Yeah.
- 1:15:46I might look into some more props this week because I don't really bet props,
- 1:15:50but I just like throwing around like some touchdown score or something like that.
- 1:15:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:15:56For sure.
- 1:15:57All right.
- 1:15:58I usually only do half unit on those, so I don't really,
- 1:16:02but yeah, I'm I like de hop anytime touchdown.
- 1:16:05Okay.
- 1:16:06He's do.
- 1:16:07He is do.
- 1:16:09Is that going to be it?
- 1:16:11It's all I got to say about that.
- 1:16:13It's all you got, Chris.
- 1:16:15Will, is that all you got?
- 1:16:16Yes, sir.
- 1:16:18All right.
- 1:16:19Well, let's wrap this puppy up.
- 1:16:21All right.
- 1:16:22Let's wrap it up.
- 1:16:23Follow the Twitter.
- 1:16:24Follow us on everything.
- 1:16:25Bandit is currently three and one on his Thursday night picks.
- 1:16:30He's kind of on fire.
- 1:16:33Low key.
- 1:16:35He missed his parlay by, by a one leg last week.
- 1:16:40He's getting super close to hitting it again.
- 1:16:42It's, it's just a matter of time.
- 1:16:44It's just a matter of time before he hits it again.
- 1:16:49Follow the Twitter, follow the tick tock.
- 1:16:52He loves posting videos.
- 1:16:55He loves talking trash to all the teams.
- 1:16:59So yeah, he loves it.
- 1:17:02He's got a lot of stuff to do.
- 1:17:05He's been doing all the stuff.
- 1:17:07Follow us on everything for our updated cards.
- 1:17:09Um, college.
- 1:17:14College.
- 1:17:15Yes. If you want six winners by me again for the second week in a
- 1:17:19row.
- 1:17:20Cause that's definitely going to happen.
- 1:17:22Um, feel free, follow the Twitter. Cause that's where that's going to be.
- 1:17:25It's not going to be anywhere else.
- 1:17:27And baseball, baseball playoffs just started.
- 1:17:29I've been doing all right.
- 1:17:31I predict typically will not do that, but Chris is Chris and I am me.
- 1:17:36Um, and this is three for the money.
- 1:17:39Thank you so much for listening.
- 1:17:41Thank you so much for watching.
- 1:17:43We'll catch you next time.
- 1:17:45There's three of us.
- 1:17:46Now let's make some money.