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Whackhead Prank: SpongeBob SquarePants and a Suzuki · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 3: Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing better, nothing better than getting a brand new
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  Speaker 4: motive here. Hey, smell, that's the one thing people always
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  Speaker 4: try and bottle, you know. I don't know why air
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  Speaker 4: fresheners have not come up with new car smell. I
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  Speaker 4: can do without palm trees or lavender, but give me
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  Speaker 4: a new car smellt why not? Hey always smell like it.
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  Speaker 4: So mother in law here is buying son in law
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  Speaker 4: a brand new car. Wonderful, wonderful. Just a sad note
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  Speaker 4: to my mother in law. Hope you listing?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. She's brought him a.
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  Speaker 4: Suzuki Swift Sport, very nifty set of wheels. It's described
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  Speaker 4: as this. The Suzuki Swift Sport is a nimble, lightweight
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  Speaker 4: hot hatch powered by a one point four liter turbocharged
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  Speaker 4: booster jet engine delivering an exhilarating driver. It pumps out
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  Speaker 4: one hundred and three kilowatts of power and two hundred
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  Speaker 4: and thirty newton meters of talk, all while maintaining an
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  Speaker 4: ultra light nine hundred and seventy kilogram curb weight sure
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  Speaker 4: available now. So this is like a sports sports call, right,
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  Speaker 4: this is not a take one standard off the show.
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  Speaker 1: You're buying last number, last number?
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  Speaker 4: Well, yes, all extras include it. So mother has purchased
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  Speaker 4: the car. Mother in law's purchased cop but she just yeah,
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  Speaker 4: second you know. So now I'm phoning to ruin the
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  Speaker 4: experience of buying a new car for the first time. Indeed,
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  Speaker 4: simple as look, because you know when you when you
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  Speaker 4: get a sport model like this, you think, well, I
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  Speaker 4: have a few choices, don't I of interior in do
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  Speaker 4: you want this that color?
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  Speaker 1: This color?
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  Speaker 4: You get a few options, this last number of premium stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So mother in law was unawares for this. So now
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get both. All right, mother in law
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  Speaker 4: just purchased a core. Son in law involved as well.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see how this whole thing happens. Okay, hello, hi
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  Speaker 4: missus gear from how are you Okay?
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  Speaker 2: There's something wrong because your.
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  Speaker 1: Firstly, congratulations on your purchase.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to run through.
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  Speaker 4: A few things in terms of what is your preferred
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  Speaker 4: pots on the car?
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  Speaker 1: Is the car for you?
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  Speaker 5: No, it is not.
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  Speaker 2: It for my fun to be in law.
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  Speaker 4: Is there a way that you can get him up
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  Speaker 4: on the phone so we can go through this with
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  Speaker 4: the three of us.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, just a moment, Okay, I was speaking. It is
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  Speaker 2: a funny sky that make for four porthole. Am I compelling?
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  Speaker 2: I'm onto the bay suk. That's when retires. And this
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  Speaker 2: is a cardinal. Okay, one mark, hold on a stock.
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  Speaker 4: Can you just ask him does he want the tires
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  Speaker 4: to be filled with water or gas?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, bottle water? Yep? How how do you put water in?
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  Speaker 2: Every time? Go to the.
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  Speaker 1: Garage, ma'am.
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  Speaker 4: All the garages are being custom fitted with these things now.
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  Speaker 2: Parts of water vitorias.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, this is a stuary.
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  Speaker 2: This is right for eCos fremely of your in.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it refers okay.
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  Speaker 4: And basically there's two types of hooters and basically the
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  Speaker 4: one hooter goes a.
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  Speaker 2: Or yes, that's the one, okay.
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  Speaker 5: The other one or e R E R E R
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  Speaker 5: E R e R e R.
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  Speaker 2: LOUIVI funny, thank your first one?
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  Speaker 5: The e O E Oh yeah, one more question okay.
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  Speaker 4: The interior, the actual leaning on the seats, all right,
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  Speaker 4: Please ask him if he wants Hello Kitty or SpongeBob SquarePants,
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  Speaker 4: Hello Kitty, yeah, or SpongeBob SquarePants for what.
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  Speaker 5: For the material of the seats?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't think he chose that, yeobright.
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  Speaker 1: Tray from Suzuki.
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  Speaker 5: I must either have a SpongeBob or Hello Kitchen, Yes, no,
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  Speaker 5: but no I don't want I don't want.
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  Speaker 4: Either of the chief Okay, but this is the licensing
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  Speaker 4: deal that they've done with Animate Trex.
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  Speaker 5: No, nothing of that. I said. The way, I haven't
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  Speaker 5: keep your SpongeBob. I mean then I could have just
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  Speaker 5: went for like a C five hundred, I mean definitely
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  Speaker 5: not the hellow Kissy. But what the SpongeBob when it
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  Speaker 5: looks like I mean, it's not gonna be like bright
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  Speaker 5: or bright yellow?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that that is SpongeBob's color.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but is it going to be like a SpongeBob
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  Speaker 5: picture on every seat?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, there's no there's no way.
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  Speaker 5: There's no no way. I'm taking a car. I'm waiting
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  Speaker 5: a month for it, and it's going to have SpongeBob
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  Speaker 5: SpongeBob seats. I mean no, it's I'm not I'm not
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  Speaker 5: in the circus. Then they can cancel the contact or
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  Speaker 5: cancel the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Too late for that. Now, I'm afraid you.
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  Speaker 5: Look like it just changing just a car from SpongeBob SquarePants.
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  Speaker 5: Then I know you can't.
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  Speaker 1: O Kevin go for the Hello Kitty option.
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  Speaker 5: There's no there is no uh, there is no way
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  Speaker 5: you take to forget it. They're not eat one of
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  Speaker 5: one of the jew you guys been in SpongeBob sweappants
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  Speaker 5: and seats. I'm twenty eight years old. I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: drive around the car with SpongeBob seats in it. You know,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Well, why did you buy a new car with SpongeBob squiper?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't You guys didn't tell me that it's going
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  Speaker 5: to be that. That's something they said the car was
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  Speaker 5: putting there. The tires, what about the tires?
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  Speaker 1: Waterful tires?
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  Speaker 5: Waterful tires? Are you guys?
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  Speaker 4: Where do you how do you.
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  Speaker 5: Get water full of tires?
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  Speaker 1: These are the new eco friendly tires.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to the eco fames. I want normal tires.
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  Speaker 5: I mean gas it produtes, but I don't want normal.
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  Speaker 5: I want normal tires. I mean where must I spat
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  Speaker 5: water in my tires?
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  Speaker 1: That's the garage.
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  Speaker 5: At which garage if you could tell me what you're
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  Speaker 5: going to put water in in the tire? I mean,
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  Speaker 5: are you want to put water in the tire?
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  Speaker 4: All the garages are getting it now, they're getting it.
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  Speaker 5: No, sorry, I haven't heard of it. This is because
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. No, no, no, there's some kind of mistake you.
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  Speaker 5: I don't buy any eco friendly fund. Fact I bought
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  Speaker 5: this is reduced of the sport. That's what I bought.
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  Speaker 1: And the hooter I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want this to be I want to know
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  Speaker 5: normal hooter, normal whoter goes one to go spoop and
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  Speaker 5: I talking about who's going six to evens different syllables.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want a skin hooter. I'm telling you, I
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  Speaker 5: don't want toick off.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's your sales people don't have to sell something.
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  Speaker 5: And if you if you, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Not saying you stupid, but I mean you bought a
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  Speaker 4: car with SpongeBob interior.
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  Speaker 1: Your there's a set neve that.
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  Speaker 4: Gets installed and it's got the voice of Wicked.
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  Speaker 1: Would you want that Wacked's voice?
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  Speaker 5: You got to give your heart attack. Sure, I'm shaking outside.
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  Speaker 1: Like a car with SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 4: With sponge like a yellow col color with a SpongeBob interior.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you stressed that man out.
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  Speaker 1: Cancel it. Cancel it all because of licensing.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you get Louis at andeering Gucci, but it
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  Speaker 4: all somehow looks.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible unless you're a fan.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you now, if you had to say Arsenal
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  Speaker 4: interior limited editions to Zuki Sweet, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, now you're gonna sell a million calls because you're.
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  Speaker 3: High on life, and then when you eventually float back
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  Speaker 3: onto the ground, you'll realize this is atrocious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, surely, surely.
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  Speaker 4: Shakira Shakira hips don't lie here on K mornings. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: some messages are from the prank this morning.
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  Speaker 5: I'd really like the hooter that goes poop for all
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  Speaker 5: the drivers that drive Peep.
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  Speaker 1: SpongeBob Foot X SpongeBob Foot let go. That's one way
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  Speaker 1: to ensure that she gets to book the front seat.
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  Speaker 2: She soo just buys her sign in law of the car,
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  Speaker 2: so there's no there's no arguments.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not I don't want different. I want to know
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  Speaker 5: normal hooter. You want to go poop?
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  Speaker 1: Imagine fighting your way through taxis poop poop poop. You
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  Speaker 1: want something with authority, But.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be poop calling poop poop constantly on
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  Speaker 3: South African roads.
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  Speaker 1: Are you starting another fighting? You just called me poop?
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you pooping or calling me poop? We are all
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  Speaker 1: poop okay again.
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  Speaker 4: If you want anybody pranks popping an email anytime Darren
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  Speaker 4: s at KFM dot co dot z a