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  Speaker 3: When I was younger, I used to get boners all
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  Speaker 3: the time, Like when I was like when you're in
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  Speaker 3: like eighth grade, Oh yeah, and you're just really horny,
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  Speaker 3: And I used to google, like how to get it
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  Speaker 3: to go away.
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  Speaker 1: There's no jerk off, there's no solutions. You were jerking
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  Speaker 1: off and your boner persisted.
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  Speaker 3: There's literally like when you're that young, there's nothing you
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  Speaker 3: can do. But also at the same time, my dick
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  Speaker 3: was really small, so like even I don't think anyone
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  Speaker 3: would even know if I had a boner, Like I
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  Speaker 3: could like stand up wearing khakis and no one would know.
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  Speaker 1: It was fully at a ninety degree angle from your body,
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  Speaker 1: and no one didn't even plete your paints.
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  Speaker 3: It just looked like the part of the it looks
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  Speaker 3: like the zipper part of the khakis.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying that you're like cloud of pubes over
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  Speaker 1: your dick was was holding more weight of your pants
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  Speaker 1: then the erect penis underneath it probably I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I didn't even have pubes until, like I
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  Speaker 3: was a late bloomer, late late bloomer when it comes
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  Speaker 3: to the pube game.
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  Speaker 1: Did it happen to your armpits first or did it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I definitely had armpit hair way before I had pubes.
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  Speaker 3: I was, I had bald pubes until I was like
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  Speaker 3: tenth grade. It was not a single stitch of hair.
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  Speaker 3: I remember, I had like one ball hair for a while,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and you just get one and I used
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  Speaker 3: to cut it with nail clippers.
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  Speaker 4: Was it like the thick this have a regular hair?
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  Speaker 3: Or was it just like no, it's just one thin
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  Speaker 3: black hair? Yeah, just and I was like what the
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  Speaker 3: fuck is wrong with me?
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  Speaker 4: Like that it was growing out, or that you didn't
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  Speaker 4: have more of them.
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  Speaker 3: And I didn't have more. I thought I was just
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  Speaker 3: always gonna have one single pube.
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  Speaker 1: I remember there was a fucking kid in sixth grade
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  Speaker 1: who was putting deodorant on his armpits and he was
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  Speaker 1: like the first person I saw that had hairy armpitch.
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  Speaker 1: This kid, I mean he was five six and he
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  Speaker 1: could dunk. He was obviously progressing at a faster rate.
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  Speaker 1: But it's jarring when you find out that people are
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  Speaker 1: fucking sprinkling hair in their bodies. Yeah, it's fun.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's because I remember I was in like tenth grade,
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  Speaker 3: Like again, I didn't have any pubes. And this one
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  Speaker 3: kid that I was friends with we were walking home
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  Speaker 3: from school, and I remember we showed me as pubes.
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  Speaker 3: Like like the two kids that I was with were
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  Speaker 3: looking at their pews and they had like dad they
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  Speaker 3: had like dad bushes and I was just bald.
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  Speaker 1: And did they pressure you to show yours or like
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  Speaker 1: you were asking them to show there's just change the subject.
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  Speaker 3: When it was your turn, I was like, dude, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not gonna fucking do that.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are gay. I prove that you guys are gay.
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  Speaker 1: My first pube grew out of the tip of my dick,
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  Speaker 1: like a rose growing through the.
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  Speaker 4: Crack of like in the pavement.
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  Speaker 1: That would be so fucking great. It was just like
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  Speaker 1: slithered out oft like the top of my my dick,
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  Speaker 1: and I had no other pews and it just like
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  Speaker 1: split my split my dick hole like Timothy Green. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like Timothy Green. Have you ever seen that movie? No,
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  Speaker 1: what's the is it about a kid? Who's pube grows
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  Speaker 1: greene where the kid has the leaves that grow out
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  Speaker 1: of his ankles.
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  Speaker 3: What, but it's like he was channel original. Now his
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  Speaker 3: parents planted him. His parents, his parents like couldn't have kids.
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  Speaker 3: So one night they got like drunk, and they took
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  Speaker 3: a shoe box and they wrote down a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: qualities that their child would have, and then they threw
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  Speaker 3: it in a box and buried it. And then one
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  Speaker 3: night the box got struck by lightning and the kid
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  Speaker 3: came to life.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like the dad was jerking off in a flower pot,
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  Speaker 1: like Harvey Weinstein, the Harvey Weinstein story. I bet Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Weinstein produced it. He would probably just trying to normalize
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  Speaker 1: people jerking off in flower pots. Probably, Well, how was it?
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  Speaker 1: How was the seed planted?
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  Speaker 4: Just there? Like letter was all that they're.
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  Speaker 1: With, that's all.
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  Speaker 3: It was the magic, that's all they needed. I saw
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  Speaker 3: that movie when I was younger. I was probably in
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  Speaker 3: like seventh grade or so, and someone set off fireworks
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  Speaker 3: in the in the or not fireworks, fire crackers in
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  Speaker 3: the theater.
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  Speaker 1: No way. Yeah, so you thought that someone was You
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  Speaker 1: thought there was a theater shooting.
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  Speaker 3: Thought I was getting shot up, shut the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: It was two girls that not funny, not fun not funny,
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  Speaker 1: ladies that it's not funny. Okay, don't fucking cry fucking
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  Speaker 1: fire in a movie theater. That's not funny. One oh one.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I just remember smelling smoke and everyone's like running.
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  Speaker 1: Did you uh? Did you protect your mom? Were you
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  Speaker 1: ready to be a man at that point in your life?
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  Speaker 3: I was young, so she was protecting me. I was
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  Speaker 3: one of my two active shooting scares. Have I ever
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  Speaker 3: told you the story about the other one? Did we
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  Speaker 3: talk about it on the podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Because if we did, that would make for.
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  Speaker 4: A horrible retelling. I don't think we.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the story where I got dropped off
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  Speaker 3: at school during the lockdown?
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  Speaker 1: No, all right, well I was definitely not I would
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  Speaker 1: have remembered your I was in eighth grade or I
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  Speaker 1: was in I was in I was a sophomore in
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  Speaker 1: high school, and I, uh, I.
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  Speaker 3: Got dropped off at I got dropped off at school.
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  Speaker 3: And there was two sides of our school. So one
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  Speaker 3: side was like the high school side and one side
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  Speaker 3: was the middle school side.
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  Speaker 1: And if you were getting dropped off, you got.
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  Speaker 3: Dropped off on the middle school side, like everyone did,
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  Speaker 3: and you would just walk down to the high school
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  Speaker 3: side if you were in high school. And I didn't
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  Speaker 3: have my license until I was a junior, so my
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  Speaker 3: mom would drive me and my two little sisters to school.
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  Speaker 1: And you had to wait until you got pubes to
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  Speaker 1: get your lef. Yeah. Yeah, they wouldn't let me get him.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any pubes.
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  Speaker 3: And so we get dropped off and we're like walking
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  Speaker 3: in and at this point it's like, no one else
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  Speaker 3: my age is getting dropped off for school by their parents. Still,
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  Speaker 3: like most of the kids were getting from it was
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  Speaker 3: a bitch made moved. Yeah, most of you you're getting
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  Speaker 3: rides of like older siblings and stuff at the school, probably, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: exactly exactly, But not me. I got dropped off on
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  Speaker 3: my mom and so we go in. We walk into
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  Speaker 3: school and uh, there's a lockdown alarm going on, which
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  Speaker 3: means like there's basically that basically that just means that
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  Speaker 3: there's someone shooting up the school.
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  Speaker 1: Had had the alarm ever gone off before, No, we
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  Speaker 1: just did drills of it all the time, and it
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  Speaker 1: was actually going off. It was actually going off, and
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  Speaker 1: teachers are running around. I literally witnessed the principal of
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  Speaker 1: the school take a kid and throw him into the
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  Speaker 1: cafeteria and like slamm the.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, maybe you did tell this because that sounded familiar.
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  Speaker 3: Did I say it on the podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know? Owen?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I did. I don't think I did either. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: might have been in the Kansas City episode.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the Forgotten Kansas City I've forgotten where. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if the people clamoring for it, we can't.
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  Speaker 4: We can't give it to him, you can't release it.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, so there's the principal throws a kid into
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  Speaker 3: the into the cafeteria and I'm like, what the fuck's
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  Speaker 3: going on? And then he's like, everybody get to a room,
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  Speaker 3: and so I'm like we're all sprinting up the stairs,
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  Speaker 3: but keeping on. I'm on the middle school side. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm like sixteen, and I'm with a bunch of like
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  Speaker 3: ten year olds and we're all run. They're literally like
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  Speaker 3: I'm running as fast as I can and they're literally
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  Speaker 3: at like my waist and then I'm like and then
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  Speaker 3: at for a second, I was like, oh, they all
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  Speaker 3: think that I'm the shooter. That's just me and a
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  Speaker 3: crowd of ten year olds and we're all sprinting into
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  Speaker 3: a classroom.
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  Speaker 1: And you're kind of school shooter presenting anyone. I was
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  Speaker 1: back then too.
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  Speaker 3: That was back when I was like listening to all
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  Speaker 3: like suicide Boys and poo yah.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah time you were definitely on like the schools watch. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they probably saw you coming to the middle school side
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  Speaker 1: and pulled the alarm.
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  Speaker 3: And then we uh so I'm sprinting with these kids
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  Speaker 3: and everyone's going crazy, everyone's screaming, and and then we
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  Speaker 3: got into a classroom and we're all hiding, and then
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, the principal came over and he
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  Speaker 3: was like, sorry, that was a false alarm, which I
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  Speaker 3: don't really know how how pretty hard to fuck up
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  Speaker 3: a false alarm with like it's either someone is shooting
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  Speaker 3: people or there.
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  Speaker 1: No, he was just playing basketball. What the fuck are
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  Speaker 1: you mistaking for someone for an active shooter running around
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  Speaker 1: to school? No?
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  Speaker 3: I really I really don't know, But yeah, that was.
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  Speaker 1: Was it traumatic for you?
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't very traumatic for me. It was more just
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  Speaker 3: like a it was a funny story.
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  Speaker 1: Which one is, uh, which one was a scarier experience?
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  Speaker 1: Probably the probably the movie theater one because you just
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  Speaker 1: did you just heard that that one.
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  Speaker 3: We literally thought we were like dodging bullets.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't.
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  Speaker 3: It's not every day where there's firecrackers just exploding in
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  Speaker 3: movie theater.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's extremely fucked yeah, it's I mean, and it
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  Speaker 1: was like two teenage girls. You don't think of girls
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  Speaker 1: as ever doing No. Actually, has there ever been a
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  Speaker 1: girls school shooter?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Now. I think there was one
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  Speaker 3: who tried to shoot up the White House, but like
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  Speaker 3: she like got shot in the head or something before
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  Speaker 3: she made it.
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  Speaker 4: In you're talking about the woman who stormed the Capitol.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't that it? She like drove her car. She was
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  Speaker 1: like with her baby too. A girl tried to I know,
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  Speaker 1: a girl tried to wrap the baby up with an
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  Speaker 1: a kad dude. That just shows how much us guys
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  Speaker 1: have to go through. Like kind of women have such
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  Speaker 1: great pay it.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have to shoot up anything, and we have
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  Speaker 3: to do all the hard work.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, it's bullshit. They're they never are or they're never
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  Speaker 1: even getting put on watch list. They're not suspected of it.
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  Speaker 1: They don't do it because they don't have enough stress
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  Speaker 1: in their life. Actually it's the young men that are
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  Speaker 1: going through sexually deprived young men. Yeah, whenever you hear
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  Speaker 1: like kids in high school shooting up a school because
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  Speaker 1: like they're not getting pussy, it's like, dude, like no
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  Speaker 1: one's getting pussy in high school, Like just fucking wait,
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  Speaker 1: Like it has nothing to do with like.
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  Speaker 3: Cool if like school shooters became the new like jocks. Yeah, dude, I.
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  Speaker 1: Get like the cool kids, or like the girls, like
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  Speaker 1: like the girls.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm so sick of playing football. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: get any puss. All the school shooters are taking all.
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  Speaker 1: The all the puss.
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  Speaker 3: Girls love school shooters these days. I just had to
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  Speaker 3: present as of school just kidding. We don't we don't
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  Speaker 3: condone school shootings school shooters, but if school shooters play
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  Speaker 3: a fucking sport, pitch man, no.
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  Speaker 1: One on the soccer team's ever school shot.
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  Speaker 3: No exactly, No one on the football team either, becuse
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  Speaker 3: they're getting too much puss.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that there there is like a make
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  Speaker 1: a wish foundation, like get some pussy for these kids
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  Speaker 1: before they shoot up a school type.
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  Speaker 3: Of there should be. It should be like a type
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  Speaker 3: of thing where you just go to the hospital and
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  Speaker 3: you just get fucked. It's like, well, I guess there
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  Speaker 3: is some than.
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  Speaker 1: To live for subsidizing sex workers so kids can fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Like once sex works work becomes illegal in the United States, like,
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  Speaker 1: there should be a certain amount of them that are
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  Speaker 1: fucking at of age, at risk students who like might
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  Speaker 1: be on a watch list.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people who like googled certain things.
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  Speaker 1: You're from?
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  Speaker 3: So were you from Philly, like in the city or
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  Speaker 3: are you from outside of the city.
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  Speaker 1: I went to high school in the city, but I
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  Speaker 1: lived in like Delco, like right outside the city.
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  Speaker 3: So like you were in like, uh so, what was
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  Speaker 3: your school big?
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  Speaker 4: It was a big school and it was in the hood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was thinking, because like the
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  Speaker 1: city makes sense. We heard there was like one day
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  Speaker 1: where we heard like gunshots outside the school.
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  Speaker 3: So we had a bunch of threats at our school
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  Speaker 3: all the time, not really thought not so much when
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  Speaker 3: I was in high school. More so when I was
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  Speaker 3: in middle school and elementary school. There would constantly be
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  Speaker 3: like bomb threats. I remember one time my best friend
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  Speaker 3: at the time, when I was in like second grade
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  Speaker 3: or something, his neighbor who would always hang out with
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  Speaker 3: he like went to the bathroom during school and like
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  Speaker 3: just the trash can was on fire.
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  Speaker 1: What the some kid just lit the trash can on fire? Where?
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  Speaker 3: And we would always be getting like we I remember
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  Speaker 3: on tilmos at the library and we had to get
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  Speaker 3: evacuated because some kid had like a knife threat, which
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know how that happens.
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  Speaker 1: Where's it was your school good at sports? Because it
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  Speaker 1: seems like your school is known for like the freaks,
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  Speaker 1: Like your school might have been the situation where like
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  Speaker 1: the school shooters were the jocks.
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  Speaker 3: No, we were really good at lacrosse and football.
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  Speaker 1: Did the lacrosse players ever just wear like trench coats
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  Speaker 1: to like fit in just so they seemed like they
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  Speaker 1: like floud around the school? Not quite.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought it would be a funny uh probably not.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it would, Yes, it would.
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  Speaker 3: I thoughtould be a funny video idea to wear a
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  Speaker 3: trench coat into the office and see what if anyone
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  Speaker 3: says anything present as a present, does not even acknowledge it,
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  Speaker 3: just come in with a massive leather trench coat on
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  Speaker 3: and like sunglasses. Yeah, people would definitely guy, but it's
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  Speaker 3: also a bullshit that they've like co opted trench coat
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  Speaker 3: says like, no one even can wear trench coats anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, definitely not.
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  Speaker 3: And actually there was a kid at my college who
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  Speaker 3: would wear a trench coat and I fucking hated it.
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  Speaker 1: It would he was so uncomfortable because you got spooks.
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  Speaker 1: I would get.
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  Speaker 3: I literally texted my mom and I was like, this
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  Speaker 3: kid wears a trench coat. It was like ninety degrees
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  Speaker 3: out and he'd be walking around in a black leather
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  Speaker 3: trench coat.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he's just self conscious about his legs. Maybe like
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  Speaker 1: he wear shorts with it. That's what I mean. He's
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  Speaker 1: he's wearing shorts, so he could be cool, but he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to, Like, maybe he has weird knees.
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  Speaker 3: It was actually something that it would like genuinely make
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  Speaker 3: me mad. I would be like, dude, just take that
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  Speaker 3: fucking thing off, Like you're scaring everybody here, Like when
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  Speaker 3: we're all in the cap We're when we're all in
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  Speaker 3: like this, this is the the dining hall, eating dinner,
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  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, some kid just walks
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  Speaker 3: in with a massive trench coat on. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Just on edge. Yeah, you need to you should have
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  Speaker 1: school shot him for looking a shooter.
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  Speaker 3: You should have pre self defense was out defense. Strench
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  Speaker 3: coats aren't acceptable in twenty twenty one, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not, but I mean there are like long coats. Long
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  Speaker 1: coats had a year this past year. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how much you.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Follow the in the city.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: They definitely do in the city, for sure.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: You go up into like Central Park, all the girls
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: are wearing long leather jackets.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Or that one account where the guy's like always taking
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: pictures of the people on like Williams on like Bedford
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Avenue and Williamsburg. You know what I'm talking about. My
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: guys are always snapping photos. I know he's in your
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: OUTGORI in the moment, I don't.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not on TikTok bro, you know this? You really not.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I haven't had it on my phone in like over
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: three months.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: So how do you post videos to it?
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: How have you been posting videos from desktop?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: And did you just think of it as a time
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: suck that just sucks too much of your time?
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: It ruins my life? Why literally?
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Because you can't put it down.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I can't put it down, and I'm just like, I
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: get like so mad while I'm on I'm like I
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: hate the comments. I hate the content on it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Like cause you were just spending time on the things
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: you I mean, it's like you need more music.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: That's where the that's where the good.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: This is consistent.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Look at me, the exact same video with the exact
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: same like you'll gill scroll like five times and three
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: of those videos will be the exact same thing, like
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: the exact same thing.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: But that's the point. I think that's the point of
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: the algorithm.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: But it's so dumb, Like I can't enjoy that at all.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: And I used to get mad. I used to be like, oh, like,
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: you're stealing this. I already saw this before. But then
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, that's just like what TikTok is.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: What about finding new restaurants or finding a new workout
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: routine or finding uh the workout routines on TikTok are
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: so dumb. Shut up, dude, you're fucking jack right now.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: From the workout routines, there's no chance there.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: They don't do they don't like all you gotta do
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: is just normal compound movements like they do.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: They'll be like they'll be like they'll be like great curl.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Exercise and they'll have like the this will be like
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: the Barbelle and they'll be like.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Make an S curve.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like swinging their hands around. This is great
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: to work the entire byseep at once. It's like that
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: you're gonna explode your shoulder doing that.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: All all of your heroes and all the heroes of
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: our day are on there, and they're gonna be on there.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: If you want to know anything about the celebrities of tomorrow,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: that's where they're at right now.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Also, it pisses me off is when a celebrity, like
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: a like an A list celebrity will go on TikTok
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: and then all the replies are like D list celebrity
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: TikTokers who are all like commenting and they're like, oh
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: my god, Will Smith, so glad you're on this app.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Like they like they know there's going to be an interaction.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When then then and then there usually is too,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: which is the worst.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Part because there's somebody running it.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or like then all of a Suddeny're in Jason Derulo's
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: house the next.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Day with a shirt that's changing colors.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Derulo is such a fucking beast, bro.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Did he quit TikTok.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen his tiktoks in a while. No, you
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: deleted the app, but he was like, I haven't seen
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: him in three and a half months.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Like that that saved his career in a way. Yeah,
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I mean now he has like probably he probably has
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: multiple songs in the top two hundred.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: It definitely did. And he was a beast on TikTok.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah he was. He was on that battle rap show
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: that I wrote for really it was Derulo against Liam Payne.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Did you meet him? Yeah, it's awesome. He like showed
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: me one of his uh like the move where you
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: like slide like do like a Sideways movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: it's like, dude, teach me that moved he and oh yeah,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: he broke it down for me.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: He like took me outside.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: He was like throwing water on the ground so I
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: could like kick it up a little bit like the
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown that's ever. None of that happened either, but uh,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: good ass, dude, solid ass. Did you actually meet him though? Yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I think I've met him. I'm pretty sure I met him.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: So you haven't. You don't for you don't meet Chason
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Drulo and forget about it. I mean he was like
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: he was, Yeah, I think I think he might have
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: talked to him once or twelve.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: You've never you've obviously never worked in television, my bro,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: you obviously you've never put in time.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: On his Rulo is always walking through those doors. Oh
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: my gosh, specually his second home all the time. He
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: was like the most famous person you met.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Uh, Pooth, I guess I don't know.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Pooth is like super TikTok fav.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Puth was standing in the circle with all the backstory
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: boys talking about all the pussy he got and they
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: really I swear, I swear to god. It was like
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: they were all just like standing there because like.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Did he does he does he pronounce it pussy?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Is it poofy?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: He just loves He was really because they had a
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: line where like they had the song like I want it. Yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I made a line where it was like, wow, won't
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: you go away? And they were like practicing it all together,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: and he just like walked up to like the Semicircle
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: group and like one of the first words about his
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: out of his mouth was like, yeah, like I brought
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: this like ten back to my apartment. I was like, damn, bro,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: you're actually super famous and you're still just like, uh yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: so insecure that you had to jam it down on
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: the pig's throats so you're getting poofy. But that being said,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: that little scar he has on his eye, you know,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: he's the person that came up with I'm hungiest thing
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: he did. Yeah, he was the original Hunky is.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: The I'm hungies. The original tweet was when Charlie Pooth
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: is hungry. He tells his uber driver, I'm Hungi's and he.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Came up with that.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like the wait, so he's the godfather
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: of singy too in a way. Yeah, and numbies.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: People are really using the singy thing at the air
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: that I'm hearing it a lot and I'm not getting
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: much credit for it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because Charlie Puth started.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: It's seeing multiple occasions where where mister Portnoy is using it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Mister is Dave, Well, Dave isn't singy. I just saw
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: a picture of him fucking at least get maybe throwing
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: me a tag I don't know, or at least have
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the GF tag, you know, right, not singy doghouse meme.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Fucking if he's gonna be burying his neck in the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: fucking in the GF. People don't know that you were
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: in the background of that picture on the on the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: on the PJ when it was you Portnoy his girlfriend
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: and you were the You're the I mean you're more
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: singy than him. I know.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: I was there.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fucking classic ship.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I was all out of vand up though I don't
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: really remember it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait what out of it? And is uh that
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: that's a relax that Yeah, that's an anti yang Benzo. Yeah,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's what you were on when we were
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: flying out to Kansas.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: City during that that crazy turbulence where you were geeking out.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: You were geeking out land this plane.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: No, no sass.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Was was the highest register screen that I ever heard.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: You were in there.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: When I talked about that on the YAK and everyone
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: was pissed at me. They were like, they were like, dude, like,
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: you're just gonna go and talk about run like this
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: when he's not even there to defend himself. Clearly he
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: was at a moment of like clearly he was in
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: a moment of need of vulnerability. That was the same
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: flight where that was a crazy flight. Though I just
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: remember like not being nervous at all, and then I
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: look out the window and we're just in like a
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: fucking tornado or some shit.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, our plane was getting whipped around like it was
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: going down a toilet bowl. It was like going in.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a Wizard of concentric circle. That
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: scene in Wizard of Oz where the house gets swept up.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: It was very much like that. Like we weren't going
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: the direction that the plane was headed, Like they know
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: that's going one way. We were going sideway.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: They say the safest place during a tornado is the
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: eye of the storm.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: That's true. Fly and I on that flight too, Like
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a guy got up to use the bathroom, and I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: was so on edge that I thought that he was
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: about to like hijack the plane, and so I got
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: up in the aisle and like square it up with them.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: No one's taking his plane down with me on it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Let me shake your hand, my hand. People get so
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: fucked up for flights, Like people are so scared that
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: they just have to get ship faced and then just
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: wind up having it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: And it's crazy that like it's that's like that people
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: get that scared because like I so, I am very
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: scared of flying. But like when you really think about
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: it and you like look into it more like it
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: really is like not dangerous at all.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're saying this, because, like no, I
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: had like a week ago. Yeah, because you were scared
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: as fuck, I know, and you were scared.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not scared anymore because, like I watched all these
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Like it sounds crazy, but I watched all these documentaries
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: on this thing on this channel flop Channel five Flights
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: from Hell, and like even the planes, they'll be like
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: quadruple engine failure and the plane still like safely lands
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: at the airport.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that a plane hasn't crashed from turbulence
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: since like the eighties or something like. Yeah, yeah, turbulence
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: ain't bringing it down. No, No, they got those big
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: ass fucking ams.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I mean I would I would never fly on one
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: of those tiny ass planes though.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Well the one I mean other than when you're on
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: with Dave and his girlfriend.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's as small as I would go though. Yeah, no,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: it's not a problem. Also, if you get an offer
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: to go on a plane with PORTNOI you take that
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: off right away.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What all the I mean tell them how much Pink
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Whitney you guys drive that fucking plight. You guys were
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: just cracking like nips.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: I was shitting pink for about a week after that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: That is one of the underrated features of Pinny. It's
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: turns your like.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Every everything I was pissing pink, You're calm, was pink, Dude.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I had a I don't remember medicine it was, but
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I did have a medicine that gave my my comb
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: like a greenish hue, hue like you can see hughes
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: when I took.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: When I take pepto bismal, it makes my mouth black
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: and I am sware too God, And it's and it's
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: not it's not a very uncommon thing. Like my tongue
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: turns legitimately jet black. I woke up and I was like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I'm I think I have to go to the hospital.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I think we need to get you some pepto bismol.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: No, dude, Like and no, it makes my breath smell
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: and taste so bad.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: It's foul. How is that possible? Oh?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: And are you looking it up?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I swear to because it seems that seems.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Like a lie to God.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Is a thing like my teeth had like black on
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: there from pepto bismal pepto bismo.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: That's fucking nuts.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: And I've taken it twice and it's happened both times.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah like that, Okay, that's not pitch black, but it's
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: still very discussing.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: It was blacker than.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: That, way worse than that. That's fucking foul.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: And then I brushed my teeth and I brushed it
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: all away, and then it came back an hour later.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, so it was below the surface, below.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: The oh ew, it looks like she swallowed black paint.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: That's what mine looked like.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Have you ever did you ever chew uh? Did you
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: ever chew on like a pen and have it explode
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: in your mouth?
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, but that happened to a kid that
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I sat across from in school, and I was like,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: what the fuck.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: That happened to me too, nurse. Yeah, but I mean
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that's what it looks like. It looks exactly like that.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: It actually happened to me more than once in my life,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and it's just like, oh, fuck, you taste that like spicy,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: little spicy blackness of ink in your mouth.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: It's fucking foul.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: That's kind of thing that I think would make me sick, Like,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: did you like throw up after?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: No, it was just it was just foul. It was
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: just disgusting. You just have to like as child. My
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: aunt used to tell my cousin when he was lying,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: when he was like a toddler, when he was lying,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: that if he lied, he'd have a black spot on
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: his tongue. Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: My aunt used to tell my cousins that when if
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: they got out of bed during night, that their toes
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: would bleed.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: What the fuck parents do? Some weird shit.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I used to think that's gotta be something. You're just
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: like super tired and you just like need to come
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: up with something to get them in bed.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You'll you'll fucking die if you get out of bed.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: If you say a fucking word, you'll die. So try
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: test it, test it. That's probably what Ben Wah did.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Ben was probably just fed up with his family. He
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: was fed up with his kids breaking the rules. And
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: it's a wild I mean, it's just a wild move too.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: But you can't just lie to kids. They just don't
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: They don't fucking know. No, you can easily, they truly
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: don't know. I I think that you'd be disturbed if
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you took whatever medicine I took and it made you
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: cum green.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: No, I don't really get disturbed by shit like that.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: By green. Come you think that the black tongue would
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: disturb you, And if.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: You're the black tongues, the black tongue is different because
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you can like that's in your mouth and you're tasting it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand how pepto bismal can do that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It's so pink. I'll literally look it up right now.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: It's it's definitely.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I just need you to do it. I just need
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: you to take some some peep.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Just next time you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, epo systemic,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: or diarrhea, just take some pepto bismo and show me
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: your mouth.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, look at black stool came up.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: To fucking so pepto bismol dot com is actually saying
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: this this. Yeah, look at I'm on that too right now. Bismuth.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: It's the bismuth that's doing it, and when it combines
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: with the sulfur that is naturally present in your mouth
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: and digestive track track, this can sometimes result in a
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: black tongue or black poop. Dude, so you have extra
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: way funny I feel like or black shit. You have
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: the amount of sulfur pressing in your body when you
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: teach the too much sulfur determines shut up and to
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: what extent you experience the black tongue and black shit.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You have a surplus and sulfur I must is What
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: does that mean? Probably on my way out.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: You definitely are if you're not, if you're not living your.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Times ticking times ticken.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Uh. The sulfur is found in a lot of foods, meat, poultry,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: especially ham, chicken, duck, turkey.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I'm a fucking my heart liver you've been eating duck? No,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: it would have been a lot of chicken, duck, liver.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Movies, fish, and seafood, most types of fish, shrimp, scallops, bustles, prawn,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: So it's in everything.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I've been eating chicken for breakfast, lunch, dinner.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Ohn Is this true? Has he been eating chicken for breakfast,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: lunch and dinner? No, wonder you're getting so many fucking games.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I know I'm getting fucking jack What are the.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Fucking games like?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Bro Dude, I'm just the strongest ever anyone has ever
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: been in the entire time.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Are you won eighty short off? Shirt off, No pops off.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like one seventy three probably.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm down at one sixty eight.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: So you got me, Bro, I know way more jacks
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: than you. Well, I just uh, I was dad lifting
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: two twenty five for reps the other day.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, but your form was no.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: My form was impeccable.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: You were hunching your back like you're doing cat.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: My back was as straight as an arrow. My back
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: was like Frank the Tanks back when I was playing Oculus.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Right, the tanks back is so fucking straight. Since saying
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I hope people know that. It just it could not
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: be anymore straight. It's just straight as like a fucking
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: military drill sergeant. Those dudes are always super straight, right,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: but they're gay and the low they're.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Not military dudes are all gay.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: You military.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I gotta confused that they're all gay. I was thinking
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: they're all straight military dudes if you're in the military.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: It's like our zero Block thirty podcast, which is really
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: just a subsidiary of Out and About.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Dues are all just so gay, like it's not I don't.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Blame them like they are.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: They're out at I don't I understand why they choose
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to be gay. Yeah, they're out at sea for years
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: and then they gotta be and there's no or there's
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: like so few broads that it like behooves you to
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: be gay. Yeah, it's dope. It's dope if you're out
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: and out in the high seas sucking dick.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you gotta get your dick sucked and
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: you gotta suck some dicks. Sometimes it doesn't matter who
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: it's coming from, as long as it's getting done.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I know. The drill sergeants are probably on
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: that ship.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: They're just why wouldn't they Those are.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: The drills they just have. You got down.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Sixty after hell week, something's gotta something's got to use attention.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Oh I need you sucking this dicks.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Get over here and suck.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: It's crazy because the military could do that and then
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: just no one would ever get in trouble for it. Yeah,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: the military's fucked. Should we talk conflict in the Middle East? Uh, yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: we already talked. We talked about that a bit last step.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: So we talked about it from one side, but I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: think that it's best that we present both sides. Yeah. Probably,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: we are bombing the fuck out of the Middle East
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: with drones to cover up our own latent homosexuality. Maybe
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: they won't realize we're gay. If we just bomb some
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: of these kids, they won't know. Just kids just got caught.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Got call give it ahead, job sergeant major, kill some kids.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: It's blow up this village.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the only way. And I completely get it.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: It's you have to do something that's bigger than that.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Something has to get done.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Honestly, either get get or you get got. That's
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: why these NFL players are ruining it by coming out.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It's just gonna make it so normal that everyone will
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: be okay with the fact that the military is gay
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: and they'll start focusing on the fucking innocence that they're killing,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's gonna it's gonna fuck
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: the game up that that Uh, the ESPN headline that
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: was like or I think KFC talked about this on
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the rundown with he was like the headline that's.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Like, who is the guy that came out? Carl Nasib
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Carl Nassiv Nasib Nasib call Nasib is the first ever
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: gay NFL player.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Where they say active active gay, actively gay is the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: only Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Something they made it seem like it was like he's
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: the only ever gay NFL player.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: They made it seem like he was actively gay, Like
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: there's other dudes who are gay, but they just like
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: haven't activated, like they have that like they just have
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: to flip the switch and like turn it on and
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: start start being.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: To get a couple more tackles or something.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: At a certain point, a certain amount of yards, when
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: you just achieve gainness, it's a fact.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a it's like a player card that
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you can allow rush for two thousand yards and unlocked. Gay.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: It is a water watershed moment. There's no gay podcasters,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: is the problem.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: There's a ton of gay podcasters.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: What are you serious at from barstool? That's true, that's true.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: He's gay.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: He was on Token today. Was he really? Yes? Big
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: time bro. You don't listen, you don't listen.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Wow, part of the problem.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: But I did see that the Roan episode was pulling
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: in some serious numbers.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, from a rap battler to class clown.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: You're a glad episode of Token Ron describes the adventure
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: of rap battling to a podcast with Lil Sachs.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: So what is a rap battle. I Uh, I'm pretty
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: good at explaining what it is.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna get back into the game at all?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I would like to, but it's like what who?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Should I wrap battle? You know what I mean?
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Are you just that big in the scene that like
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: you're too good to wrap battle on any of those
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: small guys?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Not really, But it's like I just want it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I want to have something to say to someone like
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: this last dude that I battled, like I knew so
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: much about him. Yeah, I knew all the specifics about
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: his life, Like I knew the things he had done wrong.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I like had followed his trajectory. People wanted it to
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: happen for a long time.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: So it's like I just want there to be like
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: something to write about. Like I don't want to just
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: be like making up random pop culture reference lignes or whatever,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: but maybe I should do that. I want to do
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: more compliment battle stuff. I want to do something about
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: like the nicest, the nicest rapper just go around the
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: world and like do and and do compliment battles against
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: those hilarious nice ass fucking rappers. You know who? What? What? Uh?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: What was a good ass wrap battle you against Beck,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: but you guess Noah Beck.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Noah Beck. Oh yeah, I remember that.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I not know who Noah Beck.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: And I tagged you.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: In that and you didn't even look at it. And
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: because I didn't see it, Yeah, he says that, right,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you think that I would throw a fucking wayward shot.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: At the King of York. What was the what was
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: the line, know a neck? Oh yeah, Noah Beck, more
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: like Noah Neck. I hates you, Noah Beck.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: And he saw that too, right, it's a bar he
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: saw it, right. No, I don't think he saw that.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Pretty sure he did, did he? All the sway boys
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: are fucking in the in the SaaS fucking.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Universe, in cinematic boys.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Not what you said.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: That's not what you said last episode. I hate those kids.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: And Michael Caruin wants to come on the pod. He
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: said that on Greoy because my because my assistant tagged
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: him in a tweet and said the funniest part of
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: the episode is when you guys said that Michael at
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Michael grew and had to fuck Josh Richards to be
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: his manager, And it turns out that he was like
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: and then he was like, yo, let me on the
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: fucking pod Bro, that's not fucking true. So I'll come on,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't fuck anyone, dude.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: I do think he said it wasn't true.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I think they just wanted to said the story straight.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: So there's there's actually a lot like he did not
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: deny it anyway.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Well, Hollywood, y'all fuck for play.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a there's a very very high chance that
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: he did actually fuck Josh Richards to be his manager.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: No, I thought that day to have Josh on the oh. Yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: but I think that both could have happened.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I think it was a three like there was. Everyone
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: was getting it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: If you want to make something happen for like, if
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: you want to make something happen with sway House or
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: with Barstool, gotta fu you gotta grew in.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have, you got that's what you gotta pay
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: the troll. You gotta pay this. You gotta pay the
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: troll told to get in this boy's hole, right, and
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: the troll toll is just growing, is fucking grewing. Yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: he'll set up like Josh, you have to grew in first,
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: So so grew and can see if that's like, if
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: that dick's.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Up to the standards, if it's yeah, if it's good
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: and like, yo.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: That Dick's not up, that's not quality Dick and Josh only.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Or just he'll just send you back. It's like an
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: American Idol judge who will be like, just come back
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: next season and just like work on it all year.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Just get your ship straight and then then you'll be good.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, so he I think for those pubes a
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: little bit or just take I mean, just.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Take care, take care of yourself, respect yourself a little bit,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: because like you can.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Just come in here and fuck Josh, you're a.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Cub right now. We need a lion. We need a
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: lion that we need someone who's just.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: And I think that that's probably what he wanted to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: clarify grewing, So we need to get him on.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I tried to be in the Sway House a while
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: ago and they didn't let me in. They said I
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: need to lose weight. They wanted me to take my
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: shirt off in the interview when I was like I can't,
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: and they were like, just take your fucking shirt off, dude,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: and I was like I really don't want to. It
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: was a body started like I started tearing up. I
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: really don't want to.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: And they were like take it off and like they
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: were back.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: It was like you could just leave, but like you
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: just and that was like Bryce and that was like
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: bryceon Griffino was t O there, no To wasn't there.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: And then Noah's more of like the nice guy. Came
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: over to me after and he was like, dude, like
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: he's like those guys don't know what they're talking about.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Like you're great, like you've got the moves. We just
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: need you to like he like tussled your hair, right,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: he like rubbed the top of your Head's like we
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: need you.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: We just need you to get down to like a
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: healthy hundred pounds. Just get down to another.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Because all those dudes are all those dudes are between
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like ninety and one ten.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, what are you one seventy? He's like, dude,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: just lose seventy pounds. It's not that hard.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Because what like your only other option if you're trying
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: to get in is you lose the weight or you
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: brawl with with Bryce with yeah yeah, yeah, you fight
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Bryce in the driveway and you have to pay.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Ten mil just to fight Bryce, which is crazy and
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: you're it's worth I'm run if you get in, if
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: you beat Bryce's.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: In, but you're not gonna beat in. That's why it's forty.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: You know, he's a real street fighter and he's been
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: in forty fights.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't want anyone to get into the house now.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And I think what I just think that grew in? Uh?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: I mean you got denied from the house too, didn't
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: you by grew in?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: And that's what I That's why we need to have it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: That's out here, like we need to. It's all happening.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: It's all happening very quickly. Yeah, like we we.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: It's manifested my husband out for less than a week.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: We've already got grewing on.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: And you know, do you see who else was in
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the in the cinematic universe of h son of a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Boy Dad Caleb? Well, I didn't even I wudn't even
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: say that, but Caleb too, CALEBM is going to be
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: back this week. Maybe we sprinkle a little care, sprinkle
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: a little Caleb, then sprinkle some Caleb and maybe he
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: can tell you. He could talk to you about the
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: pitfalls of doing content with me. Yeah, because there's a
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: lot of him. Let's just say it worked too hard.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I expect too much from those around me. I give
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: and give and give. Haven't I given it enough to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: this company?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: No? What were you going to say?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Who else was in the.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: The It was V? Oh? Gary V? Yeah I did
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: see that. I was crazy.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Gary V is uh like, he'll definitely come on.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need him on. Does he follow you?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but he's he's trying to fuck. Yeah,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: he is trying to funk. There was a picture of
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: a kid and I said that this is what would
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: happen if I fucked gary Vee, and yesterday he responded with, uh,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: he agrees with that sentiment, and he's also down if
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I'm down to fuck. That is classic V. But he's
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: that we need to have growing on first, so gary
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Vee can fuck grooing to get to me.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true. I do feel like Grewing and
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: gary Vee could be interesting. But oh I got that point.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: We're just like a business podcast, but it is like
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: ranting about how you have to take a cold shower
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: every morning.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: But like, what about an episode about just like how
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: to make a billion dollars with Gary Vee and Michael
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: grew And that'll be awesome. Two billionaires. Yeah, they don't
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: have a billionaire billion dollars, but they're both like I
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: count them as billionaires.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, is grewing. Gruin's pretty rich, right.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he definitely has at least like one hundred
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that guy must be rich as fuck on.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: The brand deals that he's setting up. He definitely has
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: some apps in beta right now.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: That's what they love there. They're always like, we're not TikTokers,
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: We're fucking an entrepreneurs, dude, entrepreneur, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurs and
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: he they all and everything that they launch fails horribly.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Like Annie Energy is that one of their new drinks.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: No one has ever drank that ever.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: But uh, I think that the people just want an
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: energy drink. Like my friends who were in pyramid schemes
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: in high school, they were just selling energy drinks.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I just don't drink get like, just do like they're
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: already richest. Fuck, Like, just keep doing your shirtless little
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: videos like you're gonna be a millionaire until you're dead,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: no matter what, Like you don't have to be like,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: oh you know, we really This has always been a
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: lifelong dream of mine to be famous. Now it's do
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: energy drinks because that was also like no one's ever
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: been sitting in the room be like, dude, I need
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: to start an energy drink.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: But the writing is on the wall for some of
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the people, Like I was talking to some someone this
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: past weekend. Uh Pat, shut up, Pat, just doing a
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: little flick of the tongue between the fingers, eating pussy
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: emotion classic even more ironic eating ass yah, yeah, eating
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: ass probably yes. But the uh I found out this
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: past weekend that like mathematicians, like there's a sweet spot
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: for prodigious mathematicians, Yeah, that you have to like be
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: young because like the synapses in your brain close when
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you're able to do like experimental math that actually thinks
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: outside the box. Yeah, it's definitely the same for these
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: fucking TikTokers, Like you have to be a sweet spot
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: in age to have the right to have the right
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: body composition to be like right in that one hundred
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: five pound range, to be able to hit the all
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: like the dances and have like the bangs in the
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: right way like they The writing is on the wall
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: for these motherfuckers, and that's why they're trying to at
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: least work on becoming moguls in the background, because they
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: can't be mathematicians forever.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: You think though, you think that they're like, I mean
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: maybe some of the like there, some of them are
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: old like, but Josh is like nineteen right.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Not anymore? Yeah, I think he's not twenty now. I
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: think he just turned nineteen recently. Oh for real.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: There's no way that Josh is like it's definitely gruing.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Like.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: There's no way that they're like Josh and Bryce are like, dude,
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: we should totally start an energy drink together. It's definitely
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: grew It's like I'm fat and uh, well, has nothing
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: to do with it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Grewing. You're not fat, You're not fat.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Ruins a slim guy.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: It's definitely more like it's glandular, piece of shit. It's
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: definitely more like he is a money hungry guy and
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you've got him hungry because that's not funny either. It's glandular.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: He probably eats less.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Than you, probably if he's on that fucking Bryce Hall diet.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yuck it up. They eat their meals together, okay,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and he smoke cigarettes, which are an appetite suppressant. Learn
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: one thing about growing one time for me. That's literally
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: all that I asked.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: All Right, that's my bad, that's my bad. I got
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: off track there.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: I interrupted you though.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: As you were I don't even remember what I was
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: gonna say. I just started dripping sweat. Yeah, because you're
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: probably we're chopping that. We're chopping that part.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: No way, what we don't.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: That's that's the ethos of the show. We're not chopping anything.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: We're gonna throw a nice over that no one will.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Know grew it is.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can say anything about him.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Yesterday last night, I was on Reddit for like two
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: hours just trying to write funny troll posts.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: I saw that when you wrote.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: The cigarettes one, it was funny. You read the beer one.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: That one was really funny. That one was way better
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: the beer.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: It was beer. I thought you wrote about beer like
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: a cigarette group or something like that.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know cigarettes one about cigarettes. Now he doesn't
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: have to read. It's way too read it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: We need to read it out loud.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, the entire thing. For sure. It's not me.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: When you get bored, You're not gonna get bored. It's
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: really fucking good.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: I'm addicted to beer.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Wait to keep in mind, this is on, this is
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: in Reddit?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Are slashed beer? You trolling? Last night?
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: I was trolling and I had fun doing it too.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Shut up, you dog. You're probably pissing people off for real.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: No, I that one got taken down within seconds.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: People take their Reddit communities. I know. The moderators shut
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: it down very seriously. Reddit might be the most serious
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: uh like social call it a social media.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people are dead serious about their Reddit.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Don't fuck around on Reddit.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: They don't let bullshit in on their Reddit. I think
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: it's safe to say that it's been about a year
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: since I became a beua holic. I'm someone who's addicted
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: to beer. This is the first time I've ever told
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: any about it, So here it goes. I'm twenty years
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: old and I'm a full on buro holic, which is
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: hard to believe considering I've never actually had a single
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: sip of beer. But I am. I know I am.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I grew up in a very religious, very follow the
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: rules type home, and for those reasons, I never got
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: around to the whole underage drinking thing. You see, my
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: addiction has always been strictly psychological. Bud Light. Bud Light
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: has always been my favorite beer. I think it has
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: something to do with the flashy blue cans. Those cans
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: are flashy as fuck. Bro. You see a bud Light
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: can and I just want it. I find them quite intriguing.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I love them. I'm fascinated by them. I'm addicted to them. However,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I've never actually had a sip of them. I say
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: around thirty to forty percent of my day is spent
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: staring directly at the twelve pant and twelve pack of
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: flashy Budlight cans on my that rest on my desk,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: completely untouched. When I'm not looking at them, I'm thinking
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: about them. I constantly fantasize about the taste and what
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I imagine it must be like to take a gulp
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: out of one of those beautiful cans. Is it fruity?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Is it salty? What's the texture like? Thick? Watery?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Are just a few of the questions I ask myself.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: But to be completely honest, I have absolutely no idea.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I honestly, I honestly think that's what keeps me coming
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: back for more, the curiosity. The curiosity is a big
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: factor in what fuels my addiction. Now you might be asking,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: why are you telling us about this. It doesn't sound
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: like you're an actual addict. It just sounds like you
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: have some sort of weird obsession. Well, the truth is,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: although it's not your typical alcohol addiction, it's still fully
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: ruining my life. Something to consider that something that I
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: constantly think about every day is the day that I
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: will enjoy my first beer. It will be April fifth,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. That's the day I turn twenty one.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I'm rooted for you to get this first beer out.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: In my head, I imagine I will go to bar
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: with the bar, with the guys. We'll all order some
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: ice cold bud Lights. However, my biggest fear is the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: magical scenario. In this magical scenario is that I won't
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: have any guys to go with. I quite literally have
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: zero friends. All the friends I have in the past
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: have completely abandoned me. Anytime I'm close to making a
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: new friend, I believe they're insane instantly turned off when
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I ask them to come over and look at my
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: beer collection, most likely because they have a smaller connection
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: than a collection than I do. As a twenty year
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: old guy thinks can be very competitive. When a friend
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: comes over and we look at my beer collection for
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: even just a quick forty five minutes, they instantly want
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: to leave. Why because they don't have what I am,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: what I have, what I have, They're jealous. I have
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of beers, and I'm constantly craving more. I
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: really am at a loss for words because I don't
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: know what to do. Please give up? Do I give
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: up beer cold turkey? Or do I say fuck friends
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and continue to watch my life go down the train
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: as a beer aholic? Please let me know what you think?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: What fuck Evan bade? You just want to fuck with
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: beer people? Do you know anybody who's like seriously into beer? Yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: because they're hilarious people who are like, uh, I feel
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: like it's like an older guy move like you're like
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: a craft beer guy.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, like trying all different types of beer.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Guy with like a beard and like a like a
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: black shirt on that's too small and like a Jeff
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: cap or whatever, like a true beer snob. That's definitely
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: what that group is for true beer snobs.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: No, it is, that's like what it is. It's all
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: people like brew their own beer and shit like that,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: and they definitely love like and I posted that and
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: the first coming was like, is this satire? And then
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: it just got taken down because it's not satire now,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: because it's fucking real.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: It's dead fucking serious.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I thought, I don't know why they like, I don't
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: know what. It didn't break any of the rules. I
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: guess it was like a shit post, so like.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: You don't make fun of beer, not on this page.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I thought it was great. There was definitely people who
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: were furious about it totally. There's I know people who
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: run like I have a friend's older brother who runs
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: an Instagram account where he just takes pictures of labels
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: of beer. Oh yeah, yeah, it's just labels of beer.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: That's like a very like twenty fourteen Instagram type thing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: You like, love bacon, yeah, and taking the beer every
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: day epic bacon time, Yeah, epic bacon and beer meal.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Those guys are fucking sick, Like you could do that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: With anything, Like it could just be like cameras of
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: the day and then just post a different camera every
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: day and day out of that account and have like
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: a million followers.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: We are actually super pussy for not having a million
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: followers on any account because there's so many people that
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: have millions followers on tons of accounts. We are like,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: we're we're bad at this.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it'll come eventually one day. The Millie,
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: the MILLI, the Richard mill not too worried about it.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: You just need Alex Cooper to name drop us on
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: her on our podcast, which she should after he gave
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: her that beautiful departure speech.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: That sign off, that send off.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: I know, it doesn't much better than that.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: I heard she cried.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I heard she cried too. She if she sent it.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: She sent me a selfie crying, and she was like
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: mood af. She was like mood af after listening to
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: last episode of Son of a Boy Dad on Snapchat. No,
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: oh yeah it was on Snapchat. Actually that's love.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it's green China. But you'd be pissed.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: I know, I know. I didn't want to she expose
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: her like that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: She would get so fucking mad. We were ahead of
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: her in the comedy rankings. Ah oh yeah, and then
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and then we just bumped her back up. So she's
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: doubling dead to us that we just slipped down to ten.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: And I think she was salty about that.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Definitely, she was salty about that.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I hit her up and I was like,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: did you see the I was kind of just kind
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: of be like, buddy, buddy, I was like, you see
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: the rankings?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Lol? Just iced red? No way she left doing red.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a bitch like that, but that's why I
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: love her.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Like, don't you like sometimes you like wish people would
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: be more of a bitch And then like that's why
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I'm thankful that father Coop is just like actually the
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: bitch to us that, like.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: You want her to be totally totally. It's like when
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: you meet.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: A hero, you want them to be the person that
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you like always thought they were. Yeah, and she is
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: like when I or that's like when I met Pooth,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: it's like you wanted him to be a pussy hound.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah he wants and what Charlie Pooth to be
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: a pussy hound? Yeah?
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: We should you though, definitely.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess if we get to uh twenty twenty thousand,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: twenty five thousand followers on Twitter next week, we both
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: have to shave a Charlie Pooth scar into our eyebrows. Yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I would do that, just a straight up and down scar.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I would do that for Pooth for poof Oh, and you.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Might just have to definitely, definitely doesn't have anything to
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: do with the twenty five K.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It only has to do with the poof just getting poofy. Yeah,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: let's get let's have poothon. Let's have poothon. If we're
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: if we're able to just speak things into existence, let's
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: get pooth.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: We've already got a lot of big guests lined up. Yeah,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: poof She and Swift isn't confirmed yet, is she?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: No, We're talking to her publicists, but it's just like
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: with her new music releases and tough with her because
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: she's about to be touring and everything like that. She's
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: hard to get in touch with. Harlow, Harlow, harlow, harlow. Salute, salute,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Salute to you, harlow, shout out, Bro the pod, what's popping?
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Super good friend of the pod.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Super good friend Leroy Leroys might come on? He said, Oy,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: look there you goy like who I fitted with?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: What time is it? Five thirty?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be on. All the gentlemen will be on. Are
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you saying that we should call it? Yeah?
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Should we wrap it up?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: We'll wrap it up.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Chicken fry might come on. She said, let us know
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: what uh what.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Pod crossovers you want, because we'll also get some crossovers
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: going in here.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Uh I'm talking to yak crossover.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, crossover will be awesome. We were thinking about
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: doing Big Cats that he wanted to try that out.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Big Cat, So maybe we could even have Big Cat
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: on on his own without the rest.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Of the act, without those other stragglers Straight Cats.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we could do that.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: I think having a KBI and Nikong will be fun too,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: because I mean.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Those guys are just fucking great, dude, they fucking are
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, we might have Caleb on, Yes, he makes
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: his return. Kayle press you ever have you ever talked
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: to Caleb?
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: One on one?
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did the beer games together.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: But did you talk to him? Did you have like
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: a one on one convo with him? Bro?
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: He was my you're talking about my coach right now.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Did he ever like bless you with any knowledge about
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: the content game?
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Know, try to get a video to twenty MILLI talk
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: to Caleb brother. Yeah, He'll get you to twenty million
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: real fast, all right, twenty million on the tube.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe we'll have him on, have us have him
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: blessed us with some info.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: On how to get to twenty million. Yeah, the road
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: to twenty million. They're never gonna give us twenty million
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: unless Caleb and locks some shit.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Let's gas let all our fault, all of our subs
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: into thinking that they won't that we won't get a
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: twenty million. You guys will never give us twenty million.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: We don't deserve it. We're not funny enough for you guys.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: You guys are the best, but we just wish we
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: could live up here super high expectations.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: I know you guys want us to get twenty million,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: but it's just we never will.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: We just won't.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: But thank you for fifteen.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you for fifteen k Yeah, we're thank you for
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: fourteen point five k No, we're at fifteen, we're at fifteen. Yeah,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: thank you for fifteen.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: You didn't have a fucking you didn't have those up
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: when it me and O when we're spraying champagne all
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: over our apartment when we hit it, you were, But yeah,
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: we had fifteen CA balloons.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Fifteen, This, guys, the fucking limit.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: This is just the beginning.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: You soapd up the floor and we're just sliding back
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and forth on the floor, just sliding all the way
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: down the hallway.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: It was like Wolf of Wall Street fifteen k it
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: six fucking days.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck. Yes, bro, we need we need compilations like we
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: need a fucking thunderous compilation cuts music music like New
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: pot I want.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: I want like I want like a TikTok dancer right
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: over here, just dancing the whole time, just doing us
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: a little dance.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, bro, Yes, someone serving, someone serving, dude, we need
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: someone serving. Have you noticed that this summer in New
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: York people are just serving anywhere you go. Everybody has
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: serious main character energy. Yes, dude, people are serving.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I want just a bunch of like sports illustrated swim sauce,
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: swimsuit swim sauce swimsuit models filled in this room.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, all of them serving looks. I need a serving looks,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: main character energy. I want no parts, but maybe I do.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe I do want parts. I want all parts.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: On the same wavelength.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, can we serve this summer? It's
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be a fucking vibe in New York this summer.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: People are walking around serving everywhere, showing a little shoulder.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Speaking of white boys. Summer that really died out quick.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I know, should we try and get Hayes on. I
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: heard he's gonna be in the office.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: I heard he clocks him. He charges about ten k
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: every ten minutes. Yeah, he'd run us up about sixty
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: k for one for one appearance because.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: We're long winded. We would want him on.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: The we'd want him on for like two or three
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: hours too.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: But at the same pick his brain. Yeah, Oh, get
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: to the bottom of it. What makes you tick? Yeah?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: What makes you? What's you make of? Like? Like, what's
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: it like just being with Tom and Rita, like at dinner,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: just eating Brusty's.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: The Forest Gump?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Do you hate it or do you love it?
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Is life actually like chocolate?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Or was that just like a line in the movie
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: that's just like funny because it is funny? But was
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Tom Hanks actually that fast? Did his mom in the
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: movie have aids and everything? Have you seen Gump? Of course?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Of course the classic? Put me onto a movie, bro,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: give me some homework. I've had so many people recommending
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: books this past week, listeners of this pod, so many
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: of the Oh.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a I had some kid asking me
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: if I'd ever seen ketch or watched or ever read
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Catcher in the Rye like a hundred times and have
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: you like a really long time ago, and I probably
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: barely read it. Fuck fucking skimmed that. Shit, fucking skimmed it.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: Fuck read the cliff notes spark notes.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Shi, it was decent. It was dece Cliffies were not bad.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: The Sparkies from the Sparks.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: The Sparkys were not bad.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Used to shakes on the Sparks. But we need to
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: have a group. We need to name our we need
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: to name our people.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: You want to get like a little.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: U like the Monster Swifties, the fan club type of
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: type of ship.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Let's call her, Let's call them the Sons of Sam?
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Is that with the soccer group?
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Is the Sons of Sam is like a cult?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: But isn't it? Au? Isn't that? I thought that the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Sons of Sam were also like what the US soccer
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: fans call themselves. Oh is it? Oh?
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: No, you're right, I think I think you are right
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: But the Son of Sam is a killer too.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, it's a cult.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Oh so you Oh so you haven't seen the documentary.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Clearly, I mean I've watched Zodiac, the movie Jillen Hall Finchers.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Ah, half movie was, ah, have you seen Prisoners in
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: the Hall?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Kira? No, I haven't seen it. That is a good movie. Okay,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: watch that.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: That's my that's my homework.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's your Uh? Okay, okay, yeah, I like that.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: That that's my that's my homework. Yeah. And yours is
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: uh forty eight Laws of Power? All right, I'll watch it. No, No,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: it's a book.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Oh well, yours sounds a little more enjoyable than mine.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: All right, but I didn't for something enjoyable.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: I don't want to read fucking forty eight Laws of Power.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: It's like a prison book. So it's a book you
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: read in prison. All right, yours?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I changed yours. Yours is now the Art of the Deal.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I've read that give me something new, of course, of
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: your businessman, I'm a true businessman.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Did you see that?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: You see that tweet this going viral of a guy
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: someone walking in there like this is my little brother's
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: bedroom and it's a Trump twenty twenty four. Oh yeah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: that was hilarious. And then the pov as I entered
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: my sixteen year old's stepbrother's room. Trump twenty twenty four
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Take America back. Jesus is King flag a flag. This
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: is Jesus King. Saturdays are for the boys flag and
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I have a dream Martin Luther King. Yeah poster. Someone
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: was like really sending me mixed signals here.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Everyone keeps on being like, does that have huh?
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: I mean likes?
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Does that of eighteen? K? Oh? Nice?
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Because I liked it when I was only two hundred?
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Really we call it the Sas bump.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean once people say liked by people see
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: like by little SaaS, Like, oh, this is a banger.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: But everyone keeps on being like, I would need to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: sit my little bro down if this is what happened room,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: little bro MLK, come on, little bro.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: If you're that, if you're six, like when you're like
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: in high school, your political opinions could not be like worse.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Like I remember just being like, well, financially I'm a conservative,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: but socially you just had no one has any idea
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: what that means?
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just found no idea.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: What.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want them to be spending my parents' tax
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: money on anything.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't believe with Biden's tax plans at all.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: It's like you're thirteen, you're like wearing a suit and
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: a briefcase. Just go with whatever your whatever, either one
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: of your friends says or what your parents say.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people don't people do not know. No, but uh
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: it is also hilarious that Martin Luther King is sprinkled
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: in there. Did you ever used to like google Martin
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Luther King and like the first thing, like I don't
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: know how they mastered the SEO of this, but like
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: the first thing that came up was a web page
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: about like how awful of a dude Martin Luther King was. No,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just like he like cheated on his wife and
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: like he's like like here's like a recording of him
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: cheating and like all like the bad ship that someone
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: had like a serious mendetta against Martin Luther King.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Well, there was probably someone that was like a piece
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: of ship who Martin Luther King was.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: No, whoever made it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: No, Bro, Martin Luther King is not a piece of shit.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: It's a fucking good guy.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: It's just the fact that they like worked hard enough
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: to make it go to the top of the algorithm
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: is just incredible work by uh by whoever they are.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Because it's kind of got me believing that MLK is
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: a piece of bro I'm gonna need to hear some
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: more evidence because the first website I went to.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: Was the fucking Goat. He had a fucking dream.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: We also need merch, and that kind of sounds like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: a fucking merch MLK. Let's go MLK equals go just
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: like an emoji of a goat, like a really nice
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: drawing of him, or like blankets, like a blanket that.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: Said m OK was the goat.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would be fucking far. Like a coat MLK was
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: the coat coolest of all time, but it's actually on
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: a coat on like a var that would be something
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: like that would be some like Balenciaga shit, and then
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: it would sell for like eighteen thousand dollars a piece.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Why can't we? I mean, we need to start getting
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: into exclusive drops for the pod where it's like there's
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: two hundred of these and they sell out the episode
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: two hundred of the episode.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, I was thinking of merch, but like episodes.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't be a bad idea.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: We're trying to juice you guys for as much money
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: as we.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Can because it's not gonna go to us, but oh
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: it's all of us. We're gonna find a way to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: get it to us.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Let's boil the Patreon.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: But yeah, don't tell anyone, don't tell any the higher
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: ups about that.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I can running keep that between us. But we are
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: pulling in money.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: We're yanking in money. Unreor want to catch after this?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Gonna get some steaks? Yeah, and bottle service.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to catch steak obviously.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Sorry bouncer, I'm not twenty one, but I am rich
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: as fun. Does that change anything?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Do these Patreon metrics do anything for you over your liking? Sir?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Think about that, extrapolate that. If that's in the first month,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: imagine what we're gonna do over a year. Okay, now,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: can we get a primo table here? Now? Can we
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: woof down the Bronzino? But yeah, MLK Equals the Goat
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: limited edition shirts should be on sale, should be on
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: sale soon?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, So they'll be off by the time you're
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: listening to this. They probably already will if it's sold out, honestly.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: And if you do graphic design, definitely submit your MLK
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Equals the Goat designs and and whatever the best one is,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: we'll uh, we'll have our own shirts. But we'll just
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: know that you send in a good one. Yeah, and
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: shout out MLK, shout out m okay. Happy Belated Juneteenth
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Happy happy bladd junteenth cheers, cheers, all right, thanks for listening.