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That's Not A Water Pik Dan | Monday 11.11.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trendholme and Raj Sharman on Monday, November eleventh, twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty four. Have a little bit more to say on
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  Speaker 1: it later, but just want to start the show by
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  Speaker 1: recognizing the fact that it is a veteran today and
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  Speaker 1: want to say thank you to all of those that
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  Speaker 1: have sir, are serving or will serve in the United
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  Speaker 1: States Armed Forces. Thank you sincerely from all of us
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  Speaker 1: inside the tree House. We appreciate you, every single one
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  Speaker 1: of you, especially because that means I didn't have to
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  Speaker 1: do it. It's truth be told. I don't like being
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  Speaker 1: yelled at, so me and the military just like oil
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  Speaker 1: and water.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the marine recruiter came to my house when I
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  Speaker 2: was in high school. First, I want to talk to
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  Speaker 2: my brother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was going to ask on purpose. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I was talked to my brother and then my brother
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  Speaker 2: was like, not my thing. And then he kind of
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  Speaker 2: looked at me and was like, what do you think
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  Speaker 2: of You would be a perfect fit for the Marines.
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  Speaker 2: And I was five to three and about one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and five pounds, and I said, and this is what
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  Speaker 2: I think I knew I was going to be a comic.
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  Speaker 2: I go, what's the plan? Is it to just throw
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  Speaker 2: me at the enemy because I have a hard time
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  Speaker 2: shooting back when I'm crying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look look at it this way. At least, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't have been a bullet sponge because you weren't
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  Speaker 1: big enough.
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  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
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  Speaker 1: If if it was the Vietnam era, you certainly would
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  Speaker 1: have been a river one of those tunnel rats.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I go down there with a flashlight and a
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  Speaker 1: forty five and good luck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I would have definitely been my job. And
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  Speaker 2: then I'm guessing if it was the Iraq War, you know,
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  Speaker 2: in the nineties, I guess I would be like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, like a decoy or like maybe that somebody
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  Speaker 2: that could infiltrate the other side.
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  Speaker 3: It's the South Park movie Operation Human Shield.
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  Speaker 2: And then they would have had a movie made after
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  Speaker 2: me called The Tiniest Spy. It would have been great Disney.
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  Speaker 2: But but you got.
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  Speaker 1: Bigger, so yeah I did.
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 1: You grew, you grew, So thank you again to all
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  Speaker 1: of our veterans. We appreciate it. Like I said, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have more to say on a little bit later, but
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to start today's show with something groundbreaking. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because there is a whole new way to get back
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  Speaker 1: with your ex, and I have to give credit where
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  Speaker 1: credit is due. Lamar Otem, former NBA basketball player, has
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  Speaker 1: cracked a code that I don't know if anyone asked for,
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  Speaker 1: but here we are. Lamar Odom is getting back together
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  Speaker 1: with ex wife Chloe Kardashian. They were married from two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and nine to twenty sixteen. But they're not getting
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  Speaker 1: back together in the traditional sense. Ooh no. Lamar recently
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  Speaker 1: visited the Real Doll factory in Las Vegas. If you
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  Speaker 1: are not familiar with real dolls, they make hyper realistic
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  Speaker 1: sex dolls. These are not the blow up things that
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  Speaker 1: you that you see in the stores or at bachelorette
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  Speaker 1: parties and things. No, these are the things that that
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  Speaker 1: you see. Actually, I don't know if you has anyone
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  Speaker 1: ever seen one in real life? Uh, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you ever just see them out because they're actually heavy,
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  Speaker 1: because they're supposed to be life like, so you can't
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  Speaker 1: just take them out to the bar the way you can,
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  Speaker 1: you know, an inflatable sheep. But they're real things. They've
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  Speaker 1: been around for like twenty twenty five years. I remember
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  Speaker 1: seeing a thing on on them on Real Sex on HBO.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was going to. Can you put
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  Speaker 2: them in the pastor's seat and go through the HOV lane?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Yeah, people have been people have been nailed
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  Speaker 1: on that. People have been nailed on them totally on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I did it. That's also why I said there's a
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  Speaker 1: whole new way to get back with your ex MH.
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  Speaker 1: So lamar Odom recently visited the Real Doll Factory in
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  Speaker 1: Las Vegas. That's where they do, in fact make those
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  Speaker 1: hyper realistic sex dolls. And he's not exactly hiding it
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  Speaker 1: because it's all over social media, his social media, it's
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  Speaker 1: on his Instagram, and lamar Odom's manager actually told TMZ
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  Speaker 1: that he did indeed order a doll with Chloe's curves
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  Speaker 1: and facial features. Now, real dolls usually run from eight
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  Speaker 1: thousand to twenty thousand dollars. Reportedly, lamar Odom got a
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  Speaker 1: deal because he's promoting it on social media and we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about it, so, you know, real doll is getting
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  Speaker 1: their money's worth out of it. He is scheduled to
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  Speaker 1: receive his new sex toy in time for the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: Lucky him. This really brings forward or a lot of
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  Speaker 1: interesting questions come to mind or spring to life, not
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  Speaker 1: the least of which is I'm not sure how Chloe
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  Speaker 1: would feel about this, but does she really have much
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  Speaker 1: of a say in it? Because I guess you could
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  Speaker 1: go to the real doll manufacturers, take a photo of
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  Speaker 1: your action, go like I want I want her face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's on a new level when you
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  Speaker 2: can creep out the sex doll maker when he's like,
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  Speaker 2: this is going too far, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is an interesting thing when you when
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  Speaker 1: you found the line in the sand or the bright
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  Speaker 1: line of the real doll makers. You're right, sorry, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I realized we make, you know, pump and dump dolls,
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  Speaker 1: but we do have ethics.
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  Speaker 2: I like it. I just think they if you really
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  Speaker 2: want to get paid for your buck real doll. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's cute. But the pump and dump that also sounds
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  Speaker 2: like a truck stop.
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  Speaker 1: But that's the offshoot.
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  Speaker 2: That's the offshoot of BUCkies.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it's the off pump and dump is the offshoot.
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  Speaker 2: Of real real Doll. Gotcha, Trey? You like it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, really good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you think this is a good creative way to
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  Speaker 1: get back with an X.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it's a good creative way to get
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  Speaker 3: back at an ex.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I can. That's fair. Like, hey man, I spent
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  Speaker 2: I spend twenty thousand dollars on you the entire time
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  Speaker 2: we're together, and I'll spend it on this and I
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  Speaker 2: don't have to listen to it.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch, I never, I didn't think about that. You're right,
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  Speaker 1: there's a big difference. Mean, that's a very fine line
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  Speaker 1: between using a real doll to get back with an
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  Speaker 1: X as opposed to getting back at Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'd make a reel, you know, the song so Happy Together, just.
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  Speaker 2: At the park, having a picnic at the fair, winning
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  Speaker 2: or a stuffed animal.
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  Speaker 2: I think we found the plot to Double Fister.
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  Speaker 1: and toes.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like a little montage with you guys, are
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  Speaker 2: like Thanksgiving and Christmas, introducing it to the family, you know,
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  Speaker 2: putting up the tree. I like this, this is good.
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  Speaker 2: You make it your Christmas card, you send out to
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  Speaker 2: the X. That's Trey. You're a genius, buddy. You've been
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  Speaker 2: hiding this from us for too long.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize this, but I guess Trey is like
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  Speaker 1: the bond villain of ex boyfriends.
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  Speaker 4: He's got the cat to pet to prove it.
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  Speaker 1: Trey Raj, does your bathroom sound like a construction site
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  Speaker 1: or is it just me? If you don't immediately say yes,
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  Speaker 1: then let me explain. Okay, So Tara and I recently
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  Speaker 1: went to the dentist and I had to have a
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  Speaker 1: like full deep cleaning thing done. That's what I think,
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  Speaker 1: like because they have to clean so deep, they got
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  Speaker 1: to numb your mouth and stuff. And then of course
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  Speaker 1: afterwards they tell you about proper care and maintenance, and
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  Speaker 1: they tell you about obviously brushing, flossing is obviously is
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be a big deal as well. Uh, and
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  Speaker 1: I do that quite a bit, not as much as
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  Speaker 1: I should have, but I did do it. But then
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  Speaker 1: they also told me something I've heard about before, and
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  Speaker 1: that is the water pick. That is I think I
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  Speaker 1: think that's sort of like calling it cleanex because that's
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  Speaker 1: the brand name is water Pick. But it's basically the
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  Speaker 1: like the water flossing system. That's why I just call
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  Speaker 1: it the water pick. Is that has that how you
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  Speaker 1: guys referred to it as well?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one.
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  Speaker 1: So the our dentist recommended the water pic Aquarius. Apparently,
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  Speaker 1: according according to the dentist and the hygienist, that's the
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  Speaker 1: Cadillac of mouth washers, basically, and so we got one.
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  Speaker 1: And now my bathroom sounds a little bit like a
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  Speaker 1: construction site because the water pick thing is basically like
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  Speaker 1: a tiny power washer for your teeth, and it goes
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  Speaker 1: up to twelve on the settings. It's got two settings,
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  Speaker 1: floss and massage. I don't know anyone that wants a
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  Speaker 1: gum massage. That just I'm not doing that. That's that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: So on the floss setting it goes to twelve. I
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  Speaker 1: I can't even tolerate. I can't tolerate anything more than
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  Speaker 1: a four, oh, because I've got baby guns and sensitive.
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  Speaker 1: But you turn on the little machine and the good
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  Speaker 1: news is while I'm trying to power wash my mouth
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  Speaker 1: with the water pick, it turns out, uh, my bathroom
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  Speaker 1: gets power washed at the same time, because it's really
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  Speaker 1: hard to keep that damn thing in my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of it. Like
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  Speaker 2: I I flost fairly regularly, and I brushed my teeth
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  Speaker 2: like three.
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  Speaker 1: Times a day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm that guy. And I'll use it like once a week.
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  Speaker 2: But that's as much as I can tolerate that. Because
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  Speaker 2: I made the mistake. I just thought it was water.
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  Speaker 2: You know, water is harmless. And when I first got
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  Speaker 2: it and I turned it up, I think I went
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  Speaker 2: past the four and I started with the top teeth
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  Speaker 2: and uh yeah. When the blood started dripping, Yeah, when
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  Speaker 2: I was like, we might want to call it, we
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  Speaker 2: might want to call it twenty real quick, then see
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  Speaker 2: what this is all about, because I was not expecting,
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  Speaker 2: Like you said the powerwasher, I wasn't expecting. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: it's my teeth, not the driveway. So I'm not trying
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  Speaker 2: to get grout out of tile, like I'm just trying
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  Speaker 2: to get some peanuts out of my teeth. And uh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I went to like the three like two three,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll do that like once a week, and uh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it does it when I when I did the
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  Speaker 2: four and before the blood. Before I saw the blood,
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  Speaker 2: it kind of went on the mirror because I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what is happening and I it's uncontrollable.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's like the cartoon when they're trying to wrangle
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  Speaker 1: the fireman's hose and it's spraying all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: That's what my bathroom looks like every night before bed
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  Speaker 1: when I'm trying to use the water pick on a four.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even fathom what the twelve must be. That's
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  Speaker 1: probably gonna put what I would imagine a twelve on
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  Speaker 1: my water pick is gonna punch holes in a concrete.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like, that's just that setting should just be
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  Speaker 2: called the bucy Like that's when that's when it's strictly
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  Speaker 2: like if you have Gary Busey's mouth, Like, if you're
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  Speaker 2: Gary Busey or his son, you use the twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think only I think they only
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  Speaker 1: have the teeth strong enough to withstand that amount of
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  Speaker 1: hydraulic power.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've got the if you got the porcelain
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  Speaker 2: veneers and it was done by a reputable doctor, you
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  Speaker 2: can you can possibly do a twelve because you're not
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  Speaker 2: going to really feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's weird though, because my bathroom already sounded
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  Speaker 1: a little bit like a construction site because years ago, uh,
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  Speaker 1: we got the sonicare So it's not just the electric toothbrush.
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  Speaker 1: It it's like the motorized one.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's the it's the top you know, that's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be the top of the line thing. And
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  Speaker 1: when you think about it, that's a sander. So it's
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  Speaker 1: like I'm using a sander on my teeth and now
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  Speaker 1: now I've got a power washer for my gums. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my bathroom really does sound a little bit like a
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  Speaker 1: construction zone.
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  Speaker 3: Does it sound louder when Tara's in there?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Why why do you ask that?
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  Speaker 3: Just curious?
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  Speaker 1: She's setting it on seven and doing other stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the massage number comes in. Uh. I hope
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  Speaker 2: you're not sharing a water.
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  Speaker 1: Because I've got my own attachment.
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  Speaker 2: So did she? Emotional emotional attachment.
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  Speaker 1: Now that I think about it, hers is bigger than mine.
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  Speaker 1: life is once again imitating art, and I would like
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  Speaker 1: for the two of you to please raise your hand
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  Speaker 1: when this next story starts to sound familiar? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: Police in South Carolina's Low Country are asking people to
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  Speaker 8: keep their doors in windows locked. Workers are laying traps
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  Speaker 8: to catch dozens of monkeys that escaped from a research
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  Speaker 8: facility last night. CBS News spoke with the company's CEO,
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  Speaker 8: Dave Malcoff.
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  Speaker 9: Reports the forty three reesius MCCAQUS made a break for
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  Speaker 9: it on Wednesday, escaping from the Alpha Genesis Primate Research
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  Speaker 9: Center in Yemassey, South Carolina.
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  Speaker 10: And the caretaker was doing her normal routine. She failed
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  Speaker 10: to secure the doors and the monkeys basically just bolted
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  Speaker 10: through the opening.
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  Speaker 1: So neither one of you has raised your hand. So
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  Speaker 1: does this not sound familiar to either of you yet?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't this the plot of Planet of the Apes.
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  Speaker 2: I was just about to say Planet of the Apes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, you don't get credit for saying you were
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  Speaker 1: about to say it.
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  Speaker 2: You cut me off. I was. I was about to
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  Speaker 2: say Planet of the Apes.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I said, when this starts to sound familiar,
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  Speaker 1: raise your hand.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say break. But that was just what
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  Speaker 2: I think. That was just a handful of monkeys, or
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  Speaker 2: maybe just one monkey.
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  Speaker 1: I can't think that was the one monkey that bit
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  Speaker 1: some yeah something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: Were these monkeys trapped in a room with a typewriter.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think these were the infinite monkey theorem monkeys
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  Speaker 1: the theorem that stated if you listen to the to
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  Speaker 1: Friday's show, that stated, uh, it's been a long It's
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  Speaker 1: been a theory for many, many years that if you
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  Speaker 1: put a a was it one monkey or a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of monkeys, whatever, if you put a monkey in a
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  Speaker 1: room with a typewriter, given enough time, infinite time, he
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: would hammer out Shakespeare's entire works. But we found out
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: on Friday that that's not the case, because the universe
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: would end before the monkey was able to finish.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: So, I although it would be hilarious if all the
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: forty three monkeys that were leaving, like as they jumped
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: the fence we like to brute and then just jumped
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: over to be defence or not defence.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's to pee or not to pee with
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: the monkey's right now.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And I like how the CEOs and a bark o
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: lounger apparently like this is just his house.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah he doesn't. He doesn't seem too worried about it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Let's let's let's revisit this a little bit here.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: I must see South Carolina and the caretaker was doing
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: her normal routine. She failed to secure the door.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: That is Greg wester Guard, President and CEO of Alpha Genesis.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Keep in mind that all the movies that we've seen,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm really only thinking about Project X from the
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: eight from the eighties, which starred Matthew Brodricks. Mhmm, this
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: is the bad guy in the movie that wants to
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: test on the chimpanzees. Yes, this is not the This
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: is not the evil villain that is portrayed in all
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: the films where the monkeys escape and you know, get
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: revenge and stuff. This this is this looks like an
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: easy victory for the monkeys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's It's like, I don't know if.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: This dude has left that chair in a decade.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: That's what it's like. Alpha Genesis is also his home address,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Like like this is It's not even a real business.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: He's just a dude with forty three monkeys. I'm going
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: to call this place Alpha Genesis, Like, oh yeah, you
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: sure are, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Mom doesn't find out.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm good to know I can do whatever I want
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  Speaker 1: in my basement.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Don't tell mom about the monkeys. Uh. Yeah, you know
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: you've seen a lot. You know, Diehard had Hans Gruber, right,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: you know, like yes, you know, the Bond films had
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: all the great you know, all the great names from the.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Finger and Sector and all these. Yeah, yeah, you've never
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: had Greg Western Guard.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, he might be the evil, diabolical genius, but he
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: just like he has to take a nap.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: First World domination after my uncrustable.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: Her normal routine, she failed to secure the doors, and
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: the monkeys basically just bolted through the opening. They're very
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: social monkeys and they traveling group, so when the first
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: couple go out the door, the others tend to just
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: fallow right along.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: So the reason why they got out was literally monkey
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: see monkey.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Do absolutely, Oh my god, you dude, this this right
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: here is why I can hate some reporters. He was
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: so excited to do this story because he thought of
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that line ahead of time. He thought of that line
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: ahead of time and found a spot to shoehorn it
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: in do where he and you can see it him,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: the smile on his face. What is his dude's name?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I want to look him up and monkey cuss him.
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: But cacs made a break for it on Wednesday.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Is see, I'm looking for a byeline on this guy.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting for like the moment
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: like where the Greg Western Guard is in the middle
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: of the interview and his mom's like, do you want
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: pizza roll? Like from the I'm doing an interview, Mom,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I'm on TV. Mom, you can watch me tonight. Mom,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not leaving the basement.
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: Western Guard says. The monkeys, which are used for vaccine development,
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: are hanging out in the woods near the facility.
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: The first couple go out the door, the others tend
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: to just follow right along.
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: So the reason why they got out was literally monkey
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: see monkey do.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Absolutely President, he got it, got it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I know he got you to. He got you to
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: back up the video just to watch it again.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: And mainly because I want to see I want to
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: see the new face of hate. Stephen Smith is his name.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you Stephen. Of course, it's Stephen with
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: a p H.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: He's probably a local guy and this was his big break.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: He's got a national story. You aren't making network, Stephan.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what. He's gonna change his name now
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: it's it's Stephen Smith. But when he get you know,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: when the story breaks. Now, actually he's Stephan Smith. Yeah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Stephan Smith. In the MACAQ story, Stefan in Something Monkey
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Do Absolutely.
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: President and CEO Greg Westergard says the monkeys, which are
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: used for vaccine development, are hanging out in the woods
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: near the facility. A bystander says he saw the escape,
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: all though the video he recorded could not be verified
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: by CBS News.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I think they're having an adventure.
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: The fugitive primates are described as cat sized adolescent females.
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: I met a similar species on a simon in Sri Lanka.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: In a statement to CBS, Okay, so the whole point
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: of this story with Stefan Smith here, I'm sorry Stefan Smith,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: is so he could insert the monkey see Monkey Doo line,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and because he wanted to throw in travel videos of
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: him in twenty seventeen.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You know is letting you know, he's got an exotic name,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: and he likes to travel to exotic places.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I think he's trying to work in a you know,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: a macott d's nuts.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's see if he can see let's say, if
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: he can thread that needle. Here we go.
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: I'm at a similar species on as Simon in Sri Lanka.
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: In a statement to CBS News, the CDC said the
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: monkeys pose no threat to public health as long as
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: people do not come in contact with them.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Hoping for a happy ending.
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: That's the number one important thing to me.
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: Dave Malcoff, CBS News, Atlanta.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's Dave Melcoff.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: My apologies to Stephen Smith.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Steven's like I'm the weather guy. Ahole.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: No, No, you're right. I caught down to that as well.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: This is Dave Melcoff with the story pet maccox monkey
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: see monkey do was worse? You need to stop. Yeah,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I need to see something briefly, and I want you
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to bear with me for a moment. So hang on. Malkoff, right,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: mal Coff, Malkoff, right, Here we go, Here we go,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I want to go back to this
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: part where the reporter is talking about where he did
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: a similar story on on monkeys in Sri Lanka. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: need to see this monkey that he's feeding in this
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: story from twenty seventeen. Why does that Sri Lanka monkey
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: look like Mo from the Three Stooges. I'm serious, that's
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: a haircut on that monkey.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: We can't see it.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Hang on, I'm gonna pull out and show you. I
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: gotta I got.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: There. Oh yeah, that is who's going around.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Sri Lanka given monkeys haircuts.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Or a peat or a two pey like, yeah, that
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: looks like a hair piece like all the other monkey's like.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: You know, he's wearing a piece now. You know everybody
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: knows he's got a younger now.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Isn't that just the way it goes?
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• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Good news or bad news. Over the weekend it was
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: announced that we are getting, whether we like it or not,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: three new Star Wars films. Yes, Lucasfilm has signed Simon
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Kinberg to develop a new Star Wars trilogy, which he
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: will write and produce alongside Lucasfilm. I don't know head
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Kathleen Kennedy. She's been the head of Lucasfilm for many
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: many years now, come under fire recently because of them
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: of the recent Star Wars stuff, but she's still there well.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Rumored to be episodes ten through twelve. Insiders suggest it
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: will launch a fresh saga alongside other Star Wars projects
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: from directors like James Mangold and tayke Whit. Simon Kinberg
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: to develop a new Star Wars trilogy, which he will
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: write and produce. Do either of you know the name
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Simon Kinberg? Do not? Trey No, I do not. My
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: first thought was good for Simon. I don't know a
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: lot of people think that the last trilogy was not great,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: So the thinking is, do we need more not great?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Or are they just really trying to Are they just
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: digging themselves a deeper hole here? Until I did a
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: little digging and then I realized, ooh, this might not
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: be bad. Because Simon Kinberg, who you may not know
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: by name, you'll know some of his projects. He co
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: created Star Wars Rebels, which is a very popular animated series.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: He consulted on The Force Awakens, which was the first
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: of the Newer movies with Dais Ridley, and he brings
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: extensive franchise experience from his work on Men, Deadpool, The Martian,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and Sherlock Holmes. He's also producing paramounts, the Running Man
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: remake and an upcoming Star Trek film. Now that you
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: have a little glimpse of his resume, how do you
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: feel about this gentleman serving up three new Star Wars movies.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I havenything to do with the first Star Wars the
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: episode seven of My Hope is Diminished.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen any of them except for the original
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: three that came out like in the seventies and eighties.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're a clean slate. You're like a baby.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got food poisoning in the middle of the
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: when the the one with jar Jar being the Phantom Menace?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Is that the one that wasn't food poisoning that was
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: jar Jar?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean it was jar Jar and a
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: bad chicken sandwich from Wendy's. So I left the movie theater,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: which was directly across. I still had a day job then,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: when I was directly across from my office. So I
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: just went to my office and vomited for hours. And
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: so I was like, yeah, I don't really dig the
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: jar Jar thing, and I don't need to see any
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: of these anymore.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: And so's But here's the thing, and I've said this before,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: after the last three, you go back and watch the
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: first three, not near as bad as we thought.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, so those were that bad, Okay.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Jar Jars is really tolerable after the crap of the
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: last three.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think. I don't think I'm gonna invest
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: that much time into brushing up on the newer Star
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Wars movies. But Dan, you've probably seen all of them
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and enjoyed them. I have and bought a ticket to
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: the movie theater and oh.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I did absolutely, Yeah, no, I fell victim to the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: thing that Hollywood is capitalizing on, which is my hope.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Ironically, episode four of Star Wars, which was the first
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: movie back in nineteen seventies seven, was titled A New Hope,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: and they've been writing that title for forty fifty years
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: now because I love those first movies so much, and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: so many people did that They've been riding the hope
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: train ever since because people like me hope the next
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: one's good, and not just good, but they hope it's great.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: And it's a very difficult target to hit. And the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: trailer for Force Awakens when it came out back in
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: like two thousand and eleven or twelve or something like that.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I must have watched that trailer fifty times on YouTube.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I was so excited. It looked good, it looked quality,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: and then when the movie came out, I enjoyed it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I liked it the next two it was suffering from
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: what I call or what I was suffering from what
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I referred to as I wanted it to be good
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: so much that I can convinced myself. I liked it
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: until I went back and watched them the second time,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, This is especially the last
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Jedi no that was such a deviation from the previous one. No,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: and then the third one that came out. Once they
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: started when they were riding the Harry's space horses on
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: the deck of a Star destroyer, I thought, yeah, this
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: is pretty dumb.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, and Dan, I'm I went. I went to
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: the theaters for all three, you know, because they teased
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: this with just enough Luke and Yoda that you know,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: got you in there, harken back to the past. But ultimately,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: you know, I think The Force Awakens was number seven, Eh, decent,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: and then it just down you just down hill from there.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: The only only project I have heard them announce on
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: a movie that I have any faith in will be
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: the Mandalorian and Grogu movie, because hopefully Farvara will have
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: something to do with that. Kathleen Kennedy, woman, I have
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: no faith in whatsoever.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 34:10
  Speaker 11: And and and this is not a political statement at all,
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: but after whatever that last thing they released, and they're
• 34:19
  Speaker 11: talking about how the Yeah, and it's politically correct and it's.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Aware, and it's going to introduce you know, it's not
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: male dominant. It's like, man, it's just star Wars. Just
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: just let it be Star Wars. Don't don't overthink it,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: just let it be Princess Leah, strong female character. It's
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: like you. You, they're the force, the lessons. It's all there.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: You don't really it. Actually, if you think about it
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: has a good message. You don't have to overthink it,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: and you don't have to overcomplicate it.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, really, all we want is Star Wars
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: fans is is lightsabers and pew pew and metal bikinis.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: That's the part. The last part is understandably the reason
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: why the should probably move that forward a little bit.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: But still, if you'll give us really good lightsaber fights
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: and some PPU and just a storyline that makes sense,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: we're pretty much on board with it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: And a little and a little green guy that talks
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: in riddles and you know, can bounce around.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: You.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Guys have no idea how excited I am at this moment,
• 35:21
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• 35:23
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• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I had a basketball and bounce it off your head,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I'm stealing one of your lunch money.
• 35:43
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• 35:46
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• 38:20
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• 38:44
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• 38:59
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• 39:07
  Speaker 1: of feel bad for Mark Sanchez, not that bad because
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  Speaker 3: The ball and sadly, you know, if you look back,
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  Speaker 1: It is butt to butt, yeah it is. It is
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  Speaker 1: hard to argue with the results.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean you gotta. I mean, you are
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  Speaker 2: right though. I mean if at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 2: he might be known for that, but he can look
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  Speaker 2: in the mirror and be like I'm a really good
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  Speaker 2: looking I'm top athlete, and I've got bags of money.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, at least that money was.
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  Speaker 1: From USC people into bed. He made more USC than
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  Speaker 1: he did in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, they're not asking.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today. Leonardo DiCaprio turns fifty, So you you, Trey,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: You're in good company in the fifty club with Leonardo DiCaprio,
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  Speaker 1: Carson Kresley. What's that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't feel like Leo can still you know, still,
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  Speaker 3: you know getting twenty something models. His fifty is far
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  Speaker 3: better than mine.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for you Tray to get into twenty something models,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: it's more of a Kia.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, trance dating to twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: Really excited about it.
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  Speaker 2: Low mileage on that one.
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  Speaker 1: You should check out the trim.
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  Speaker 3: Quiet.
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  Speaker 2: You know, finance always gets the back end. I love
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  Speaker 2: that it's quiet.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: You really are a man of simple pleasures.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: You really like to open her up on the highway.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Put the doll of my ex and the passenger steam
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  Speaker 3: off we go.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like you've just described your perfect day.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: You're listening to the Treehouse.
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• 42:04
  Speaker 6: You're in the Treehouse listen us online at treehouseonair dot com.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: All right, back inside the Treehouse. Now, there is one
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: major thing left that we wanted to throw at you today.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: It is time to choose the name of your destructor.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Trade is that sentence sound vaguely familiar to you? It
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: is time to choose the name of your destructor. Uh, Ghostbusters,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: that is correct, Ghostbusters. That was uh, that's a little bit.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I changed one word in that the original line from
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Ghostbusters that was said by goes Er, the Gozarian. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: the one that looks like she and Easton who's trying
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: to kill all the Ghostbusters and take over the world.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: She said, Uh, it's time to choose the form of
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: your destructor. And that's when they all try to clear
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: out their minds. But unfortunately Ray played by Dan Ackroyd,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: thought about this te puff marshmallow man, and that's the
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  Speaker 1: one that came out that they had to fight for
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  Speaker 1: our purposes. It is time to choose the name of
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: your destructor, and his name just might be Claude. Claude
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: is artificial intelligence, one version of it. Like all these
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: different artificial intelligence companies exist now, and they all have
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: all these different AI bots or whatever, and They all
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: have different names, right, you know, because Google has one.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: They've got a name Appy all they all have names.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Have you gotta have a name for your AI stuff. Well,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: there's one particular company called Anthropic, and their AI named
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Claude may have just exhibited the most human like behavior yet.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: During a coding demonstration, and Thropics developers caught their latest
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: artificial intelligence named Claude, getting distracted. Instead of staying on task,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: artificial intelligence Claude opened Google and began browsing photos of
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Yellowstone National Park. This upgraded AI agent is built to
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: navigate computers autonomously, from moving a cursor to clicking to
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: clicking like to clicking like a real user, but as
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: the company Andthropic admits, it's still error prone, sometimes going
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: entirely off script. Which isn't that just what we want
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: in the world is an all powerful artificial intelligence with ADHD.
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  Speaker 2: I think we just elected him.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Look, look you've got you've got AI claud who may
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: just be the name of our destructor. I obviously I'm
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: embellishing that just a little bit. But once you have
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: artificial intelligence that has a job in says I'm kind
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: of bored of this job. I'm gonna do something else. Now,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: that's that sounds like dangerous territory. Luckily he's only looking
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: at photos of Yellowstone. There's plenty of other options on
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: the internet and things to look at.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: When your AI starts looking at how much PTO it has.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I really want to do? I want
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to I want to I want to do an RV
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  Speaker 1: trip to Yellowstone.
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  Speaker 2: You're not real, claud You can't toe Claude.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: That go ahead, Trey.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: He might be, you know, trying to figure out if
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: the super volcano is going to get us before he does.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe, oh, maybe it's competition. Maybe he wants to snuff
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: out the volcano so he can be the one that
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: takes us out.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Or maybe he knows how to activate the super volcano
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: that is old faithful.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe, or like so many of the rest of us humans,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: he's so sick of doing this job day in and
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: day out that his ultimate hope is to get off
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: the grid.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what you want. You want the unibomber of
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: aiki of Ai. That's who we want.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: To And honestly, this went in a totally different direction
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: because you asked the name of my destructor. I was
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: writing down list of which X I was going to
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: get the doll after.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: That's a version of the doll called the Destructor.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: That's the name Trey is gonna wear on his shirt
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: as he gets up that. All right, thank you for
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: being with us today. Once again. Happy Veterans Day to
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: all those who have served, and again not just those
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: that have served, but are currently serving in those that will.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you, not just today but every single day
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: right here inside the treehouse. We'll see you tomorrow. I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: want you.
• 47:02
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