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FULL SHOW: Megan Is Out Of Mariah Game! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jonaman Ben podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Kiwi's Love. Welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast on Monday, where there's been a lot of drama
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  Speaker 1: in the show. Now the Mariah Carey Game, We've talked
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  Speaker 1: a lot about it. We've been playing it for the
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  Speaker 1: last month with you guys as well, trying to see
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  Speaker 1: how long people can avoid hearing Mariah Carey's all I
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  Speaker 1: Want for Christmas anywhere you go social media where today
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  Speaker 1: Megan the last person here at the Hits radio station
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  Speaker 1: to get out of the game.
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  Speaker 2: Out of the game you'll hear at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: I just I just wanted to do it like naturally,
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  Speaker 3: like organically.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know. We were actually hatching a plan. We
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  Speaker 4: were this, Yeah, we're gonna get out this week and
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  Speaker 4: we're going to wait in the car park where you park,
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  Speaker 4: and one of us was going to pop out with
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  Speaker 4: a bluetooth speaker of playing it and you'd be like
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  Speaker 4: ha ha ha. Then we're like, oh, that's done. Then
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  Speaker 4: you're getting your car, and then there'd be a gospel
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  Speaker 4: choir in the car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're going to break into your car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we can't soption.
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  Speaker 1: A or the option A B was the other way around.
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  Speaker 1: The choir you're like, ha ha funny, and then you
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  Speaker 1: get in the car.
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  Speaker 2: One us pops out the.
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  Speaker 4: Speaker, which we were still brains.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the two options of that one.
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  Speaker 1: I was like a reception as well, and we were
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  Speaker 1: facetiming on the other end and we were playing the
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  Speaker 1: song you open up the prison, you look.
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  Speaker 2: Down and you see our faces. Yeah, that was the
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  Speaker 2: other option.
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  Speaker 5: We could have been mad about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a big package me. It's the
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  Speaker 2: package for you right over there. What's that you open
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  Speaker 2: it up?
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  Speaker 1: Our faces on FaceTime looking up at you, and they
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  Speaker 1: were like, hey, Megain, we play it from somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: That was the other option.
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  Speaker 3: And we're going to change the rules next year to
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  Speaker 3: be anti sebotage. I think we need to look into
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  Speaker 3: this anti sabotage.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful rule after her for next year. No sebotage and
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  Speaker 2: no one can sabotage us at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, sabotage is a great nickname for her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she sebotaged at a lot of people very upset about it.
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  Speaker 5: On this you feel I feel just a little bit like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know deflated.
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  Speaker 1: It was the way I wanted to go out, but
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  Speaker 1: you had to go out someway. But then you would
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  Speaker 1: have could have walked to the shop and gone, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's that's natural, that's how you expect to go out.
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  Speaker 4: At least at least this out was on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: That's I'm happy for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was wandering through Brisco's and you know, yeah, that
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  Speaker 4: would have been Lake Bluster.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there we go. So you'll hear it.
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  Speaker 1: If you are playing the game, you're gonna you can
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  Speaker 1: stop listening right now because we are going to play
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  Speaker 1: some Mariah Carey.
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  Speaker 5: We'll just get out and let's all just like joy Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Now we can enjoy the music. It feels like the
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  Speaker 1: Runways here. We're in December, so we can play now
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  Speaker 1: the full song. But you'll hear Meghan out of know
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  Speaker 1: Where too. We were talking about Blond Side.
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  Speaker 4: And about it.
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  Speaker 2: It was dear Meghan. It was a wedding bridesmaid dilemma.
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  Speaker 1: Tash called up now full credit to her and now
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  Speaker 1: behind the scenes, we can talk more about this tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: But it seemed like another voice. You got a friend
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  Speaker 1: on involved. They had a story for the phone.
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  Speaker 2: You're what we wanted.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, our producers have been looking out for Tash
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  Speaker 3: and yeah it was a different voice. So it sounds
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  Speaker 3: like she got her friend to call her.
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  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, bam. As soon as I.
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  Speaker 5: Heard something playing, I was like, oh god.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, you're up.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a couple of SECAs were like no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's just silence from us say like little you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: So there we go. This is at your hair in
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  Speaker 2: just a sec.
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  Speaker 4: Just mentioning before but of an issue my friend and
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  Speaker 4: his fiance we're having over trying to get a burger
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  Speaker 4: after after nine forty six pm when the burger joints
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  Speaker 4: said it closed at ten. They walked in. My friend
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  Speaker 4: was trying to prove a point. His fiance is like,
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  Speaker 4: let's just not worry. They're going to not serve up
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  Speaker 4: and they were cleaning the grill and they said, sorry,
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  Speaker 4: we can't serve and he pushed his points and sees
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  Speaker 4: your open, little dead o'clock, give me your burger. He
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  Speaker 4: was accused of being a man Karen by his fiance
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  Speaker 4: and he essentially bullied the people into making him a burger.
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  Speaker 2: People are saying on the text are going against you,
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  Speaker 2: Megan going.
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  Speaker 5: With that's fine. He never owned anything saying.
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  Speaker 2: The kitchen should just say over to ten.
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  Speaker 1: But o, the restaurant closes at nine forty five or
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  Speaker 1: nine thirty whenever they decide.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise people could get frustrated.
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  Speaker 5: Like your friend, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes the kitchen closes at different times because they sit
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  Speaker 3: there and waiting and waiting and waiting. So they're waiting
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  Speaker 3: until everyone's like, just paid it, and then you're like, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: we're going.
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  Speaker 5: To close the kitchen. Otherwise they're just standing there doing nothing, grating, waiting, waiting.
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  Speaker 4: Great taste here. I'm from Las Vegas. I've had a
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  Speaker 4: very difficult time getting used to early closing times here
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  Speaker 4: in New Zealand. People yea, and people paid for an
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  Speaker 4: hour afterwards apparently.
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  Speaker 2: Okay to do the clean.
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  Speaker 5: We also have to tip in Vegas, so you get
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  Speaker 5: used to the differences.
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  Speaker 2: Bab okay, dear Megan, ere we go.
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  Speaker 6: Damn Meghan.
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  Speaker 1: Someone has slid into Meghan's d MS with a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a dilemma that we want to pose to you
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  Speaker 1: on one hundred the heads.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, this is a bridesmaid dilemma.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure a lot of people have been through this situation,
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  Speaker 3: it says, dear Megan, My best friend and I always
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  Speaker 3: planned to be each other's bridesmaids, But now that I'm
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  Speaker 3: getting married, she's hinted that she can't afford the dress,
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  Speaker 3: travel or other costs. I feel terrible because I know
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  Speaker 3: she's going through a tough time financially, as is everyone.
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  Speaker 3: But I also really want her by my side on
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  Speaker 3: the big day, and I was there for hers.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think? I really don't know how to
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  Speaker 5: handle this, and it's just making things awkward and yucky.
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  Speaker 4: Get a wealthier bridesmaid. It's the only early sensible solution.
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  Speaker 1: That's tough, isn't it, you know, because it's like forcing
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  Speaker 1: her to like spend money that maybe she doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: The day is not about the dresses. The day is
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  Speaker 4: about sharing your special moment with your friends and family.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, was that the dresses out of the way, then, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's say she could cover the dresses, but they're still
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  Speaker 1: travel and accommodation.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: In terms of the dresses, I've always found it a
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  Speaker 3: bit weird to make your bridesmaids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just thinking that when you said that.
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  Speaker 2: I was wondering if I felt like that should probably
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  Speaker 2: go on the people getting married.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing that thing where you pick a color and
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  Speaker 3: they can pick what ever dress they want, and that's fine,
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  Speaker 3: but if you're making them weir a particular dress, and
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  Speaker 3: I think you should have to.
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  Speaker 4: I would never buy a peach colored dress and I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to be left with for the rest.
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  Speaker 2: Of my life.
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  Speaker 5: Really, do you have a bridesmaid dress that you're like, yes,
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  Speaker 5: I love it. You wear it again?
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  Speaker 4: You need to look uglier than the main character.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, you're right, Like if travels involved in
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  Speaker 3: all of that, I don't think you can force someone
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  Speaker 3: if they can't afford it.
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  Speaker 4: Has she heard of after pain now plays a great sist.
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  Speaker 4: We yourself into a financial hole and deal with the
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  Speaker 4: consequences in the back end, yeah, or like.
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  Speaker 5: Do you offer to like pay for her as alone?
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  Speaker 2: I imagine there's a lot of costs going out though.
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  Speaker 1: If you're putting on a wedding right now, you know
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  Speaker 1: you don't probably have a spear whatever to pay for
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else.
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  Speaker 3: And she's saying she was there for hers, but maybe
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  Speaker 3: it was in a bit of financial time you know
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  Speaker 3: everyone struggling at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: What do you do?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Advice you get is a difficult conversation to broach too.
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  Speaker 4: What do you say?
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  Speaker 1: We can't force anyone to spe money on your wedding,
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  Speaker 1: but the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Stood inside your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: So I was just eating.
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  Speaker 1: You put your MIC's on very early. I was waiting
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  Speaker 1: for the end of that song. There, Mike sighed. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh Jesus in some salary thirty seconds ago.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I had time, but quite get there.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice sex.
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  Speaker 4: Dam Meagan.
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  Speaker 5: Salary?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, feedback on the salary, Chris Krispy, Chris, all right,
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  Speaker 4: Dear Megan knowsure a bridesmaid and a and a bride
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  Speaker 4: to be that as a.
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  Speaker 3: Pact they've made so they she said, mysend and I
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  Speaker 3: always planned to be each other's bridesmaids, but now I'm
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  Speaker 3: getting married. She's hinted she can't afford the dress, travel
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  Speaker 3: and other costs. I feel terrible because I know she's
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  Speaker 3: going through a tough time as everyone, but I also
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  Speaker 3: want to by my side.
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  Speaker 5: I was there for Who's what do you think she
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  Speaker 5: should do?
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  Speaker 4: My option getting a wealthier bridesmaid apparently not. Apparently not
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  Speaker 4: an option according to all of the teachers coming through.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get me her on morning. How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, out of the game.
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  Speaker 4: She's hung up as well?
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  Speaker 7: So well?
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  Speaker 2: Oh shee's well played, Vegan silk not.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it's incredible, incredible dog act dogt Yeah are what.
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  Speaker 2: That's so good.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry to everyone listening who is now out.
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  Speaker 2: You're out of the game, Madey mcclean's out of the game.
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  Speaker 2: The game taken down by Tasha.
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  Speaker 5: I need to put it in the put it in there.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to play it with which a song? Now
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  Speaker 4: she played Now it's uh, we've got to We'll get
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  Speaker 4: back to de Meghan very surely. That was she is
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  Speaker 4: Smartsha's played a great game. What an evil super villain?
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  Speaker 2: Oh so good? The right Gary game.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, the first official time The Hits is playing. All
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  Speaker 4: I want for Christmas?
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  Speaker 8: Just rip it off, guys, IgE the Hits that Johona
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  Speaker 8: wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Someone's sliding into Meghan's DMS like a snake. Now this
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  Speaker 4: is an interesting one. But a bride and a bride's maid.
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  Speaker 3: So good friends. They promised to beat each other's bridesmaids.
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  Speaker 3: And now that one of them is getting married. Her
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  Speaker 3: friend assented she can't afford it, even though she was
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  Speaker 3: a bridesmaid for her friend. There is dreas travel and
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  Speaker 3: other costs involved and she can't afford it. But she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't know now what to say to her friend.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of text and calls on this one. Anna's
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  Speaker 4: on the phone. What do you think?
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  Speaker 9: I think.
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  Speaker 10: If the bride to bee can just walk into this
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  Speaker 10: with as much understanding and compassion and love as she can,
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  Speaker 10: that would definitely make things a lot better. You know,
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  Speaker 10: if her friend isn't in any financial position and she's
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  Speaker 10: really struggling with her finances, she's already probably feeling really
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  Speaker 10: bad about.
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  Speaker 9: It, you know, and you don't want the friendship to.
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  Speaker 10: Be tainted over this, and you know it doesn't need
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  Speaker 10: to be awkward. And I understand the bride to be
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  Speaker 10: she was her right at her wedding and it would
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  Speaker 10: be really awesome if her friend could be there. But
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  Speaker 10: sometimes in life things happen and we just have to
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  Speaker 10: walk into it with understanding, acceptance, compassion and love.
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  Speaker 4: What do you are you a therapist or something? You're amazing?
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  Speaker 10: No, Actually, I do want to study to be a counselor.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like a bitter human being just after hearing
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  Speaker 4: you talk.
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  Speaker 11: Oh thanks guys, but yeah, it all comes down to
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  Speaker 11: love and understanding. You know, there's things in life that
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  Speaker 11: are going to pop up and happen, and all you
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  Speaker 11: can do is just walk into it with love and
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  Speaker 11: understanding and compassion. And you don't want the friendship to
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  Speaker 11: be ruined over this.
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  Speaker 12: It's just not always and you.
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  Speaker 4: Can always get new friends.
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  Speaker 5: We'll have another wedding, like that's what I did.
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  Speaker 4: Those last introduces from us not as good as yours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you give me on the next one.
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  Speaker 4: Great day you two guys. See mate, let's get Sandra on.
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  Speaker 4: What would you do if you're in this position? Sandra?
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  Speaker 6: I would I feel like they told pay for the bridemaid.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, because I've been a.
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  Speaker 6: Bridesmaid three times and I've had to pay for the address, makeup,
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  Speaker 6: everything to go swim and not do my own make up,
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  Speaker 6: and I've messed out on pan positions because every other
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  Speaker 6: bridesmaider is paying for it and I didn't have the money.
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  Speaker 5: I really don't.
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  Speaker 3: Agree with the making them pay for the dream all
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  Speaker 3: the makeup, like that should all be provided that's just
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  Speaker 3: how I feel if you've been made to do something,
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  Speaker 3: granted it's for a friend, but you've been made to
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  Speaker 3: wear a dress that maybe you wouldn't buy.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I was a bride a few years ago and
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  Speaker 6: I paid for all my bridesmaid stuff. If you can't
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  Speaker 6: afford heat, just to sue, but there's a part of
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  Speaker 6: your way cock.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, Good on youon good thoughts to Sandra. James,
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  Speaker 4: you've got an alternate, You've got an option here?
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  Speaker 12: Yes, I do. Hey, I was just thinking they could
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  Speaker 12: go ahead with the original ceremony, the big ceremony, and
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  Speaker 12: then have an intimate, intimate ceremony when they get back
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  Speaker 12: with close, close family and friends. Maybe get a cheap
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  Speaker 12: dress from an option or something.
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  Speaker 4: Double ceremony.
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  Speaker 5: Your friend can be the bridesmaid of that one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, no one, No one talks about the
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  Speaker 4: proper one. Raining It was terrible. Uncle was drunk. James, good, you've.
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  Speaker 12: Got at least two chances of good.
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  Speaker 8: I guess.
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  Speaker 5: So, Yeah, that's true, and.
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  Speaker 4: You James, love your thought. Thanks for phoning into the show.
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  Speaker 4: Appreciate it now after you've heard the spectrum and feedback.
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  Speaker 5: Megan, I think they're right.
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  Speaker 3: Either you're going to have to pay for her or
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  Speaker 3: you're going to have like a sit down conversation. And
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  Speaker 3: just like she said, b understanding, I don't think you
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  Speaker 3: can force anyone to pay for anything, especially if they're
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  Speaker 3: not in the financial situation. And you don't want to
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  Speaker 3: lose your friend over it, because trust me, I've had
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  Speaker 3: two weddings.
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  Speaker 5: Friends will come and go.
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  Speaker 4: Did you have different bridesmaids of these wedding? I did
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  Speaker 4: mix it up, baby.
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  Speaker 5: And like there was very few people that were at
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  Speaker 5: the second wedding that were at the first.
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  Speaker 1: More about me, Yeah, that's often the case, though, you're right,
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  Speaker 1: who are the bit of bridesmaids?
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  Speaker 2: You keep it on the tickets.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was you know, five minutes of his day.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: You won't get back.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: So I tried to impress my wife yesterday I had
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: the cards. I tried to do it, and I was
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: very slow through the through the stage.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: No, you've got to raise matas.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Very analytical. She was very watching as I went. And
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: so here's the end of it.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Now beat some stuff because she started pecking holes in
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: the track and she actually she actually discovered some of
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: the things she's not mean to discover.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Soder, Is this your card?
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 15:01
  Speaker 14: I did it, but I know because before when you
• 15:04
  Speaker 14: were spreading out all the cards, I saw you yes
• 15:09
  Speaker 14: years and also when you were holding the cards, I
• 15:11
  Speaker 14: could see that you must have been cheated.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. There wasn't.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Don't don't watch it closely.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: I'm just.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Cut Mike.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of like she was a hang on
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: this but there, and hang on this but there.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: My god, if you if you just played this part,
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: is this is your card?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Textbook magic track?
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: That's why you were just doing the reveal at the end.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I'm a bit slow through those other stages. Actually,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: we saw what you saw in the flesh are a
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: pretty amazing party.
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: Trick.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Didn't you have the weekend?
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Friday night you were seeing an event, went to Blenham
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: and I saw a man put the bottom end of
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: a wine bottle inside his mouth, thinking the.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Whole wine bottle.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you wonder, you think to yourself, have we evolved
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: as a human race? And then I witnessed a man
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: putting a wine bottle inside his mouth, and I think,
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: yes we have.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: So the first thing I thought was can I do that?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: How did he get there? I don't know how he
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: got there, but it was I had to kind of
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: like rap his It was a great party track. And
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: maybe it's not too late to do that on stage
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: for one of us, handy just in case, this is
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: your card. No, but can you see me each have
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: a wine bottle? Oh that's a good joke.
• 16:28
  Speaker 11: It was.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: If anyone from another galaxy lands, firstly, we'll be like, welcome,
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: We're lovely to have you here. Take a look at
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: this guy the hats.
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: That johnaan Ben podcast.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: We've all had those moments where you've probably been asked
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: by your wives to get something that's a little bit embarrassing.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: It's probably not what you think. I had a text
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: from my husband who was out.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: He was going to a chemist and he's like, do
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: you need last minute last calls for anything?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: And I say I knew I needed something, but I
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: was like, I don't want to ask. I don't want
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: to ask him for it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: What was the them?
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: It was, I don't even believe I'm going to tell
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: you that's on the radio. Some wax strips.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, your lip, oh, you mustache?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, they just want.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: They do And I was like, run out and he
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: doesn't even know that I do that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: You do well?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well you're really okay.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I mean you could sell it and go I feel
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: like you need to wax your mustache.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the growing his back so.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: That he's got a little mustache in the moment, like
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: a head.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: There's a little gago prison, a gag for someone so
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Like I took a photo of the box and I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: was like, come on, like it's your husband, you can
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: do it, mate. I was like, Bagger, I will just
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: do it. But on the box it just sees facial strips.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: You go like eyebrows, off your eyebrows the but now
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: will get rid of it. We've loved your mustache. Great.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, great, Megans getting him on board this year,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: so it's great.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Actually, I used to have a friend.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Was a mustache watch and we had an amnesty. I
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: was like, you have to whisper in my ear if
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I get a mustache, So one of you have to
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: take over that role.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: The mustache guy.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: You're probably closest to.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: No, there's no mustache today.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: I seen him a picture and he just ticks back,
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: but you don't even a mustache. And I was like,
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: well I will if you don't get the.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: The correct response.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was Yeah, so that's happening. You'll be
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: pleased to know no mustache.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: We don't know you from caning. That was a monopoly
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: guy for a second.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Charlie Chaplin, don't be jealous of all the here I'm growing.
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the heads that johnaan Ben podcast is.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: About something because my friend and his fiance so they
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: went to see Wicked, which a lot of people are
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: doing now, sung their way through a screening of Wicked,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: no doubt, at the top of their lungs, exactly aggravating
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: people who just want to watch a movie. But then
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: afterwards it was after nine o'clock and they were hungry,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: so he suggested that they go and get some food
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: from a burger joint. Right, okay. They walk to the
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: burger joint, it's seas on. The door closes at ten. Okay,
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: So his fiance she's like, oh, they're not going to
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: make burgers now, So what time you reckon it would do?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: It was a nine to forty six, he said, closing
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: it ten. She's like, they're not going to make burgers now?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: He said, why those other are open at ten o'clock?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Started getting quite tense. So now he's on a point
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: proving mission. So he walks and then the first thing
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: he sees is one of the employees scrubbing the grill,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: you know, scrubbing away his hopes and dreams of a hamburger.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: But again, he's wanting to prove a point. He's like, hey,
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: we'll just he didn't even acknowledge the fact they were
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: cleaning up. We'll just take two of those things, couple
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: of fries and a couple of milkshakes. The employee tunes
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: around like, oh, we're just we're just cleaning up and
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: closing up.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: For the kitchens closed.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, why say you're open? The inevitable conversation
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: comes up. You can, and he can tell that. His
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: fiance is like mm hmmmm, and so then he gets
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: into a back and forth. He's like, just say you
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: close it at nine forty six if you're gonna if
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: you're not going to cook burgers, and you say you're
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: op teen. It's a burger restaurant, nothing else.
• 20:27
  Speaker 15: I see both sides of the coand beIN walks, and
• 20:33
  Speaker 15: he's like, that's nicely one side.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: What's one side of you jumping on the restaurant?
• 20:41
  Speaker 16: Why why are they say they're open because people can
• 20:44
  Speaker 16: sit there and eat the burgers until ten, but it
• 20:46
  Speaker 16: takes ages clean the kitchen and then if someone orders
• 20:49
  Speaker 16: at nine forty six, we've got to keep the kitchen open.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: And gets pushed a way later.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Anyway, he bullied this guy to make got the He
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: got the results.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Meaning the griller such a they reserved the right to
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: close the kitchen whenever they want.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: And you never really want food prepared by someone with
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: a vin takes four for seven. If you're there at
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: for nine to forty six and the season closes a TENA,
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: you're still entitled to your burger.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Give the hospitality industry a break.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the hits that Joan Ben podcast.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Leaking through a Right. It was good.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was bussy.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I went to Auckland f C first get, first time
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: we ever been along to see them, and but just
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: a grace. I thought I'd bring you in because you've
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you've gone nuts for Orkland f C.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: I love Auckland f C. It was my boyfriend who
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: got me into them because we're winning so much and
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: really like, now.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Did anyone can see a goal again? So the whole
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: season they've not lost a game and they've not had
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: a goal.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Con was a goal scored by the other team but
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: at the laf side and they got taken off. Yeah
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: so yeah, so another one for even terrible conditions. It's
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: really really cool, Like first time I've been along there,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: and they're crowd and they've got the port the area
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: of the fans and they're just singing, chanting, and it's
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: really cool.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: They don't sit down the whole time, and I'm sitting
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: beside them and I'm like, I couldn't do it.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I like sitting.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: They did one with everyone turned around and faced the
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: other way. I didn't know what was happening there though,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I was so in the area. The best of the game,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: they all like and they were chanting something. I couldn't
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: quite hear that.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, I couldn't hear it. I was right beside them. Yeah,
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: they chant the whole time. Where did these people come from?
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Because they're suddenly like die hard fans?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I think just football in Auckland. I mean New Zealand,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: you know, has got a lot of football fans, and
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: we haven't had many teams. I mean, the Phoenix were awesome,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: but it's great to have another team in Auckland.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so were you soggy? We were out in the trenches.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I was so soggy. My feet every time I walked
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: with squeak and I like, I'm getting.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: A cold from being squeaky. It's squeaky feet, so squeaky.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: It's good fun though.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: It's great atmosphere, so if you get to go along,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: even the well, I mean we ended up meant to
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: be the wet but we managed to sneak o away
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: to the.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Back of the stands.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Really, we tried to get up there and they were.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Like no, and the Phoenix too. Great atmosphere, the Phoenix.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: You take your tops off at the Phoenix, don't you
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: swing your swing your shoot around.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: If you shootless people at the end of the game
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: too as well. I think it's a football thing.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know why people have taken the top tops
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: off at the football clothing optional in the stands of
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: the football. I went to blen him on Friday and
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: probably the low of my weekend. I know, we do
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: the high low Buffalo and not going to blend him,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: but the low was sitting at the airport and the
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: plane was delayed, not overly, but I was evesdropping on
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: a guy telling a story next to me, and he
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: sat down and he's like, how are you going to
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: his colleague and the colleague said, obviously better than you,
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: because what happened to you in Colombia? And he's like,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I know, I know, and he was like, how long
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: were you detained for? He was like, oh, it was
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: about a week or so. I'm just I'm just glad
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I didn't get into the because if I fell into
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: the prison system, I probably wouldn't be out. And then
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: they were like boarding for the night to leave without
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: knowing what had happened to this how he had been detained,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: what had gone on where there's smuggling.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: I should have just tapped on the shoulder, be like, look,
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I have to board and I'm so key to please
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: tell me what you did.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: So I don't know listening, just text and just tell
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: me what you did smuggling you know, exotic high end
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: fashion brand glasses, eggs and snaky eggs. I don't know.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: I'd love to know the hats that johnaan Ben Podcasts.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: We just heard the news very scary situation a driver
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: in Melbourne in Australia. She was on the motorway and
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: she had to make an unexpected stop because there was
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: a snake in her car and it started slithering up
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: her leg.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Not just like any old snake. It was a tiger snake,
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: which can kill you.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Now this is this ties into the heart wrenching
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: tale we heard on Friday of an innocent radio host
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: who had a bee crawl up her leg and didn't sting,
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: didn't snake.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the latest But she's okay, suspected snake, but
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: she's doing well. But you're only saying it's poisonous. But hey,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you got well.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Remember a sick bee that might have been on the
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: end up and give a little page three. Over the weekend,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: a couple of hundred bucks.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but a therapy.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: They But that is a crazy story, isn't.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: It, Because it's like when anything's in your car. You're
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: in a confined space and you're driving like you've got
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: to pay attention. But it's hard when like a deadly.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: B is like.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Your B situation to this lady, an inspiring tale you told.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you gave us all hope a little Christmas miracle
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: if you will.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not on singing any news BBC, the Guardians
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: a commo.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: I asked, I said, no handle the snake lady is
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: the snakes.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: The lady everywhere they got the came hungry, thought lady
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: desperate fifteen minutes.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: But we did get talking on Friday. You know what
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: we were attacked by in the carg some great calls
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: came through.
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: Gal flew into my car when I was driving You
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: the bigger girls.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: It's terrify like the size of an albatross sort of thing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: Dudes, What did he?
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: What lured it in?
• 26:17
  Speaker 10: It was a really hot day and my earcorn wasn't working,
• 26:19
  Speaker 10: so I had my windows down and.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: It just flew in.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: So there we go, Giant Gal sitting in the passenger seat,
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: calmly too, didn't flap around a attack. But I should
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: we go round two on this. What you reckon?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I reckon?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: So m can you can you compete with those? Course
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: next Meghan's harrowing tail of a bee.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't get stung.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I know, you know we met that guy there was
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: a lovely gentleman and he had nursed the seagull back
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: from injury. Oh yeah, and we went out and filmed
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: a thing with him when I all go meet that
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: because it basically became his pet. So he would walk
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: and the seagull would sit on his shoulder, his shoulder
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: or I would walk alongside him. That seagull did not
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: like me.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: A mad guy was a madie.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep getting it's weird.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: They usually like shiny things. You're not seeing your head.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: I missed into the seagull. It was a magpie, but
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: you know that magpie Jesus didn't like me. You were
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: attacking me, like biting my heels and stuff. I was like, mate,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: I could injure right now.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Quite a little word to the heads that John and
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: Ben podcast.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Talking about, Well, it seems to be a lot of
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: animals attacking people and cars. Actually think of us over
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the weekend. Remember back in the day, a lot of
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: people in the Canbury Regional remember the Saruna Park. You's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: about to drive your car into the lion and a
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: lot of potentially attacking you.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Know, like we placed too much faith in the average
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Monta with that set up, didn't.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: We windows getting out to get photos out their doors
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: and stuff as.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: That all the lions would rest on the bonnet of
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: your car because the engine was nice and warm. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: and you're like, well, what are we what do we
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: do now?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: You can't do the horn and shake him?
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Maybe dry Ford stop breaking imediately, slide.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: It off quite why when you think about it, you'll
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: be fine.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Nowadays we're talking about it on Friday Health and Safety.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: PC woke, man, you can't even drive into a line
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: and enclosure at the windows down?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: PC gone, madden't it?
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: Kim?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: You're on the air Welcome Hi.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: We're talking about when animals attack whilst driving.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: What was it?
• 28:21
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: So I was on my way to work and I
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: felt the sensation like something was on my head and
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: I glanced like on my hair, and I glanced in
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: the rear fish some massive, massive cockroach. I was like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: you know, scrange pulled over really evasively and just jumped
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: out and jumped around like a lunatic till it fell off.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Oh good on you.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: I would have loved to have seen that.
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: Yeahs of nightmares of Well you're.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: A key hero as well. You're absolute inspiration to us all.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Do you know the thing that confuses me about cockroaches?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: We've always branded they can survive a nuclear explosion. Didn't
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: you spray them with a can of raid?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Bomb?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Gone? I don't know what. I don't know what sees
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: about a can of raid? But are you're going to
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: have a great day? Kim? Are we going to give
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: you a Christmas cracker thanks to kids Can? Yeah, yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: we'll give you one of those and the George win
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: one of six thousand huge prizes thanks to kids Can.
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: A right, Kim, Thanks mon?
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: Can?
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I feel things crawling up my legs?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Now's hands?
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Timmy, Temmy, you're on the air. How are you?
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: Good morning?
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: What's going on? There a lot of noise in your background?
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I've just arrived at a school.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Oh good on your final week when I got another
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: cable to go?
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: Oh know, we finished on the nineteenth primary school? Uh,
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: intermediate Okay, yeah, that's good.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: That's good. Take them right up to the bitter end
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: and then you don't start, but you don't start back
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: to like mid March or something, do you.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, that would be great, but no into January with that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: John has no idea about anyone schedule.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: All right, now, what have you been attacked by?
• 30:16
  Speaker 13: Was this in the car?
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: It was actually on my wedding day and I was
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: attacked and chased by a peacock.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: A peacock really aggressive.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: They are very aggressive and they.
• 30:28
  Speaker 16: Run really fuss did zero This is like me with
• 30:32
  Speaker 16: that bloody megpie of like, how do you look better
• 30:35
  Speaker 16: than me today?
• 30:35
  Speaker 13: Have you seen?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: True?
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: And it's really hard to run in a poofy dress
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: and heel.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Why did it zero in on you?
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: I have no idea. I don't know if one might
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: have just got in its way or I don't know,
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: I just irritated it for some reason. Then yeah, it
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: just went after me.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: And so what do they do? They swing their head
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: at you or are they biting or what?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like flap their wings and they chased and
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: they almost hissed you as well.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Really they look probably look fabulous while doing it, though,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: They're very pretty birds, aren't they.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, the drag queens of the avery world, aren't they.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Peacock and any long lasting injuries, no.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: Thankfully nice because it was unlike a farm. The owners
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: came and managed to get it away from.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Trauma, some trauma around it though.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, twenty years later I still remember it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that peacock was delicious. You showed that peacock.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: We're going to hook you up with the kids can
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Christmas Crackhead gift pat combining the thrill of wedding with
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the spirit of Christmas, giving your chance to win over
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: six thousand dollars with the prizes when you get these
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: kids can Christmas Crackers, So enjoy that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Merry Christmas.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: You two the hits the John and Ben Podcast.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Now we'd like to start our show worth trying to
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: get ten out of ten in the New Zealand hero
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a daily quiz doesn't happen too often. As soon as
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: we get one answer wrong, we're out.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Physical and mental test of agility all end up very
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: sweaty by the end of this now producing really the
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: quiz queen a way today. Migraines from too much quizzing.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: So we've got a stand in quiz Queen Grace. Producer Grace,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: you said this is gettable during that TD swim song.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: I do think it's gettable. But last time I was
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: quiz Queen, I think you got out on the first one.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: We do.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: All right, we've had a bad history. Here we go.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Question number one.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: What was Amazon Prime Video originally called Amazon TV, Amazon Video,
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Amazon unboxed.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Amazon Video.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say Amazon Video.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: I'ld lock an Amazon Video. I have no idea. I
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: have no idea.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: It's in confident the confidence.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're incorrect. Okay, you're not to be quiz Queen anymore?
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: More on me? Yeah too?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Wait what was it?
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: It was unboxed.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Really that's a dum name. Let's go Amazon Video changed.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: It anyway, but done. No one will be happier than
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: our boss. So we didn't get to talk for too long. Yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: or over?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: And can we do the out of interest question?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: We can't out of it?
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: Just ons that John and Ben podcast.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: It has been lost on an internet whole and it
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: was just a bit of clickbait. We're scrolling through your
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: TikTok feed. Just moments ago, the Amigan and one got
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: me about McDonald's. Now, this is really interesting. McDonald's they
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: say it is not a fast food restaurant, it's a
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: real estate company. Now here's some facts, hard facts and
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: figures copied and pasted from Instagram. Okay, what did we
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: do for radio before before Instagram?
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: What did we do.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Encyclopedias?
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, nel Britannica, it was loyal. Never let anyone
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: down to that, that's true. But yeah, Ronald McDonald basically
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: just the landlord and a clown suit. Essentially about forty
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: forty two billion dollars in real estate. They have worldwide billion.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Wow, that is crazy.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: So they've got over nearly forty two thousand restaurants internationally.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the movie The Founder?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: No, explains the story of the guy that basically he
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: kind of in a way shafted those two brothers that
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: started the first McDonald's ended up franchising it, but he
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: was the guy that ended up buying the real estate,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: and so he became their landlord in a lot of ways.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: And then he franchised and.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Started making the business model where he took it over
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: and became like a real estate company as well as Yeah,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: so now he would buy the real estate, and then
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: the people would build the McDonald's on the real estate
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: that he would own, so the people that own the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: franchises would never own the real estate.
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: Ah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that's his deal because then he charges the
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: franchisee who owns the McDonalds, say locally, and then they
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: have to pay rent.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ray Kroc was his name, and in some ways
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: he was an entrepreneur genius, but in other ways you
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: feel really sorry if it's one hundred percent create the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: movie to these brothers that started the McDonald brothers that
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: started the.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Business still uses the name.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got two million dollars payout or something I
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: think from him, and which in those days was a
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: lot of money, but now you think that's nothing.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, signing over McDonald's some excercies between thirty and one
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: hundred billion dollars. All the real estate meta for McDonald's,
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: and they always you'll notice it is here. There are
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: always prime locations, high traffic areas and also near landmarks
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: in cities as well. So you think about all the
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: McDonald's and you've one near you, like, jeez, that is
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: prime real estate. They own that crazy, absolutely wild.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It's really fair though, yeah, smart, Yeah exactly. It's a
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: really really fascinating movie. Actually that the founder. So if
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you haven't seen it, watch it.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: I reckon. Yeah, so happy meals, getting happy mortgage payments
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: from the franchisees. It's all coming at McDonald's.