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Episode 471: D & D · Not That Serious

• 0:14
  Speaker 1: So fresh that let's they left this one not cracked. Oh,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: I want to drop it down like a smoke bottle.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Just clinch your fist in front of Mike's face. You
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: do it from the top.
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  Speaker 2: Do you look absolutely ridiculous?
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: And didn't you know it's crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely nuts? It was crazy though. Posted it on Instagram
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  Speaker 2: and the bitches liked it.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Because the bitches is crazy. So you know what this
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: is the this is the problem thing. The bitches like you,
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: ls like you. You literally like see this is attractive.
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  Speaker 2: Niggas make me sick.
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  Speaker 1: They like you, Yeah, they like you.
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  Speaker 3: They need an excuse They just need an excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: That goofy asses in the door.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: All they got is a focus of the brown eyes.
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  Speaker 4: If you started, I swear, I swear of got you
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: started posting that you play Dungeon and Dragons tomorrow you
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: will find three theom goofy bitches dressed.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: As orcs and we played Dungeons and Dragons. Please oaks
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  Speaker 1: and I really want to play that.
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  Speaker 2: Sorcerers, magicians, warlocks, yes, like do you want to chick?
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  Speaker 2: Plus two chance enchantment spell on my pussy.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: For wetness spell A plug for wetness spell I really
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  Speaker 1: want to play.
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  Speaker 5: And the thing is, I've been seeing people use projectors
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  Speaker 5: to like project like the field maps on the tables
• 1:31
  Speaker 5: that she looks sickly.
• 1:32
  Speaker 4: I use the baby sealing spell makes vagina wet like
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: a baby seal skin, roll lippery when wet, Roll over seventeen.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: Roll over eighteen to activate the grouper enchantment. Mouth opens
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  Speaker 3: like a bass grouper to hello everybody, This is not
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: that serious podcast, the greatest podcast in the world. I
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  Speaker 3: happened to be one of your hosts. Large Mica up Dangerous.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: Elsie Ken is in the building. You feel dangerous, please
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: take that off? AKA Doctor Waffle aka you always Base.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: He's doctor Deaddy, doctor d d Yes, doctor Dingling. I'll
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: be doctor Zaddy. This zany who got you there for Christmas?
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: My entire family, your collective family all put a dollar
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  Speaker 1: into buy.
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: Store and yeah and the on to the outlets. They
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: got me these pants pants is fine, but a Nike hoodie.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: The fact that they got your shakey tells me in
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  Speaker 1: the shadow of what they think about you. I don't
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: know about that, but its just it's cold outside. That's
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  Speaker 1: not why they got it. It's cool.
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  Speaker 6: Why did they get it, Kennan, What are you trying
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  Speaker 6: to say?
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  Speaker 1: He's a because I told him.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, because I was trying to wear one
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  Speaker 2: recently when it was fucking ten degrees outside and I
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  Speaker 2: had an under number one. I couldn't find it and
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  Speaker 2: I was telling him. I was like, yeah, lost my
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  Speaker 2: und number one.
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  Speaker 1: They was like you. I was like, yes, cold as fun.
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  Speaker 2: Miss Wendy asked you you wanted to shakest my brother
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  Speaker 2: was there?
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  Speaker 1: Was there?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: She actually said she used the word shasty.
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  Speaker 2: She said, okay, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: There he called like, precious Julian, would you like a balaclava?
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, we're all here for another fantabulous week of
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  Speaker 3: podcasting fun.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to all the bill payers, speakers, Spotify and
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  Speaker 3: are beating with us, uh. You know, all the support.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you keep.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ continue your support. Also, shout to all the
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  Speaker 3: people that has been commenting and leaving leaving reviews.
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  Speaker 1: On Apple podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: I've noticed the last few a few of them definitely
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: said I'm just doing this because Michael's begging.
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  Speaker 1: I'll still take that. We're not above beg.
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  Speaker 3: As like when it comes to this podcasts like the
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  Speaker 3: first three girls I've had sex with, I'm not a
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  Speaker 3: begging partner.
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  Speaker 2: Cru the sight of your busy with brides of the
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  Speaker 2: mid day thousands.
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  Speaker 1: Just a mere medieval bill, just the mealnick, but.
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  Speaker 2: TwixT still cheeks would bring me the sweetest release.
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  Speaker 1: Lady.
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  Speaker 7: Oh here there, there there, come to hither there. I
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  Speaker 7: had to come with so much force and vigor, touch
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  Speaker 7: me in nine no no place and stick it to
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  Speaker 7: where I can smell my face. Yeah, yep, So you
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  Speaker 7: know I'm not about begging, so I will beg again.
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  Speaker 7: Please keep leaving reviews on Apple podcasts. It helps us
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  Speaker 3: m hm.
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  Speaker 2: And make sure you guys subscribe.
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  Speaker 1: Subscribe, please subscribe.
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  Speaker 2: If there's anything we're gonna beg for, please brose bro.
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  Speaker 6: Last year when we said we were gonna stop the
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  Speaker 6: pot if we didn't get to the number.
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  Speaker 1: What was that number last episode? We're serious Now we're
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  Speaker 1: a year. We're going to kill ourselves on camera.
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  Speaker 6: That might get a lot of subscribing.
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  Speaker 1: That might be what I'm gonna kill. Kean know you won't.
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  Speaker 3: All right, you got work, work, got watermelons will be
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  Speaker 3: diverted this week. Niga ten thousand cases watermelon.
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  Speaker 6: That Nigga dead didn't have twenty thousand subscribers, twenty k,
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  Speaker 6: and I had to do what was right.
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  Speaker 1: They made that twenty k. Yesterday was his last tired
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  Speaker 1: you were retired the candy game. I already have my candy,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't what you have? Dots, dots? You wasted
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  Speaker 1: your time with dots.
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  Speaker 6: You don't like dots, but those are so much better
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  Speaker 6: than dots.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't buy those.
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  Speaker 6: I thought you just have to, you know, you gotta
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  Speaker 6: be a real fiend and just be waiting for the
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  Speaker 6: real good stuff. No, I like those so much more
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  Speaker 6: than dots. I just had those a few days ago.
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  Speaker 6: That's why I didn't get those. I got those at
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  Speaker 6: the airport.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you get dots from dots?
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  Speaker 6: Though? Because that's like a random Halloween candy and those
• 7:50
  Speaker 6: are so much better. Life Saver gummies.
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  Speaker 1: Of I've only seen dots at the movies. I've only
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  Speaker 1: seen dots for Halloween. They do all the box candies
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  Speaker 1: right now. I just overlooked them automatically. There's so many.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we're underestimating dots right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's are delicious. They got different flavor dots.
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  Speaker 5: They got lemonade dots, they got berry dots, they got
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  Speaker 5: the regular dots, they got the sour dots, they got.
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  Speaker 1: The liquorice dots. We don't do the liquors dots. Of course.
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  Speaker 1: They got some kind of sanded dots with little uh little. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of times they're cold dots. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know the flavor of cold, but cold dots. They got it.
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  Speaker 1: They got it. That's is good, Brokay. I like dots,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I just like life Serru gummies. Savory gummies
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  Speaker 1: are definitely more elite.
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  Speaker 6: Put them on your on your fingers, have some rings.
• 8:34
  Speaker 6: Never did that?
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  Speaker 1: Did that while you were in the dryer? Nah? I did.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: I was not in the dry just being badass walking around.
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  Speaker 2: If you remember these fingers in the dryer, if you remember.
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  Speaker 6: From that story, just eating the only sweet treat I
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  Speaker 6: had was syrup, So no, I did not have Life Savu.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Gummies syrups syrup. Make my own dots with maple syrup.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's crazy free.
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  Speaker 6: It's a nice, nice street.
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  Speaker 1: I've looked at many videos on YouTube on making my
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  Speaker 1: own candy and when the days I'm gonna make it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: will you Walker? I know that nigi want what you said,
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  Speaker 1: nig want Walker, nigga want.
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  Speaker 3: This is pretty said that Merry Christmas niggas to like
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  Speaker 3: eight group chats. Yes, hey, hey, I gotta all my
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  Speaker 3: niggas marry Christmas Christmas niggas.
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  Speaker 2: It was aggressive too. It was just a period. It
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  Speaker 2: was a black ass and it's like hm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: I said, okay, that's cause was blue almost like a
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  Speaker 4: gross sister from proud family.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: That was black? Sander like said it.
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  Speaker 3: Should be on like a holiday lynching poster, a holiday
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  Speaker 3: lynching ad.
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  Speaker 2: What come hither on the fortnight before Christmas.
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  Speaker 8: Steve's Day, I one of the big trees next to friendly,
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  Speaker 8: one of the big tree next to the next to
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  Speaker 8: the bank will be having a good old fashioned lynching.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: It's a good saying. It's a good it's a good
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  Speaker 1: one neighbor, probably named.
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  Speaker 3: Christopher Christopher Klaus, for the crime of breathing Christopher.
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  Speaker 2: We have another, we have another, we have another biscus
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  Speaker 2: by the name of Nicholas.
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  Speaker 1: He was whistling.
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  Speaker 2: That's a white woman.
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  Speaker 1: He was whistling jingle bells.
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  Speaker 3: Afterwards, when we have it refreshments, which will be the
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  Speaker 3: actual two lynchings, lynch men served.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: They used to eat niggas after. You didn't know that
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: that happens sometimes.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Brush his.
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  Speaker 1: Bro what you can look that up. That's an actual
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: fact speaking.
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  Speaker 6: History being fucked. Did you know jingle Bells was actually
• 11:07
  Speaker 6: like a racist song started as a racist song?
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  Speaker 1: Really, and I did like il the video.
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't want what's the racial like like wonder, yeah.
• 11:18
  Speaker 6: Let me do some research, like what about jingle bells?
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: Like what is the racism?
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Isn't like bringing about the Holocaust? No, no, no, it's
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: about the play ashes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, that's about even my even my forty hotel
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  Speaker 4: mind can find the racism and jingle bells.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean the bells of the bells of opression?
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  Speaker 1: Brother, open your ears. It's all right there, it's all
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: right there, it's all right there.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: They chime at the keys, I said, I don't see
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: what's rat.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I can't even.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what fun it is to rat and a one
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: horse because we were cheated like cattle. One horse, open, open, open,
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: open your mind.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: To hear the truth that's coming up. Slave not slave, slave? Ree, brother, brother,
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: what fun it is to ride in a one horse slavery?
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Okay? Dashing?
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Dashing was another word for strike, to strike and whip
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: to sleg.
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  Speaker 4: Dashing through the snow, through through through the snow the
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  Speaker 4: snow white people to the whole of niggadom, the snow.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, hot hot snow is the cotton field.
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: Listen because it doesn't snow in itself.
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  Speaker 1: It don't, but it's like cotton, that's right. Mm hmmm
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: mm hmm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You can't make this ship up, bro, You can't. You
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  Speaker 3: can't make this can't You know we just did. You
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: can't make this ship up gang.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: This is like factual. But how was that Christmas? Man?
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: How was theybody? Christmas? Start with? Came you started? How
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: was your Christmas? Bunny? Uh? You were? You were?
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: Your answer for the jingle bells. This is from the
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  Speaker 6: America's Black Holocaust Museum dot org.
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  Speaker 1: That organization the song at the museum that's in Baltimore.
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  Speaker 1: See now you're asking me.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I'll look at that extra question. No, that's the
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  Speaker 4: Wax Museum. Sorry, there's a black.
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  Speaker 1: Baltimore. This is a DC one of them.
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  Speaker 6: But this said, the song itself, I guess wasn't racist,
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: but it was performed with minstrels.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: C there it is. There we go. The Black Holocaust
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  Speaker 1: Museum is in Milwaukee. Yeah the where you know? I
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was there.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, Milwaukee seems like who plays there's a lot of
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: black people. I heard.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: I heard it's very I heard it is very divided too,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: said yeah, yeah, my parts out there.
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: But Thanksgiving was cool. Spend it down in Christmas was cool. Okay,
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: Christmas was cool.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Spending down in Atlanta with Keanu's family.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Uh, was that your first time? Like meeting her whole family.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I met more of her family like this time around,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I met more her uncles. I saw your glasses and
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: he's really going for He's serious, he's trying to elevate
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: his glasses. I was like this, think knows what he's doing. Oh,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Dwight's playing ball. He's hooping right now.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, we we flew down Christmas Eve. We had
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: the first flight out. I had a layover in the
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Washington d C.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can't say Washington. You thought you were Spokane.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Why are you in there? You can say d C
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: or Washington d C, just not Wash.
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  Speaker 5: It had to lay over in DC and then went
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: to Atlanta. It was a quick we were in Hey, Christmas, Oh,
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: my guys. Gifts, gifts, gifts. Next day was her her
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: grandmother is a Christmas baby. So the next day we
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: had a surprise seventieth birthday for Happy Birthday, Granny. She
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: wasn't surprised at all. She was like, I knew y'all
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: was doing something because she's nosy, very much. Oh, Granny
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: is so nosy. Granny, so of course, you know, Granty
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: is so nosy. Got to see her little cousins. Her
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: one of her little cousins is infatuated with me. I'm
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: too much handsome, as she says.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Uh, it comes with the territory.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: Said that I met so this first time I actually
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: met her mom and she was like, I met you.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: I knew about you, not from Keana but from my daughter,
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: and I'm just like, I'm sorry. Yeah, first time me
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: and her and then flew back. The reason why I
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: came back the next day, came back to twenty six
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: because I supposed to have a game on twenty seventh,
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: but it snowed hair, so all that got pushed back
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: till today. But yeah, man, it's a nice, lovely Christmas,
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: quick in and out. No traffic in the airports. Yeah,
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: I was to say, so HARSHL. Jackson during the holidays,
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: that was good. Yes, that's actually because it's like a
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: big That's like the big when I.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Tell you there was no traffic in the airports, Wow, like.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: I people are saving their money and staying home.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I guess so probably, I guess. So people are flying?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Why do you not?
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Just ts a quick? Got to the gate quick. Some
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: of the planes weren't even full. Me and Keana got
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: bumped on the first class.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: On the iver.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Had I never ever had that talking to nobody, Listen,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you not traveling bro like like with the stewards.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Later came by said how to say hi to Keana?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: She was like, do you have any bags?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: She was like, I just have one, so like you
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: can go up the first class if you want to,
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: And then she walked past came back said hi to me, like, hey,
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: how you're doing.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm like, I'm good. Like you want to
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: move up the first class too? I said, yes, man,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I'm good right here? Actually, who's nah? Like go ahead?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, bet say less, what airline was United? No?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: My trick I usually just say my wife has extreme anxiety.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Is there any way we could bump up the first class?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me that because if you're using that, if
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: that works, I've anxiety me and Nikola. I'm telling you
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: because we've done it before. Say Less, I get in
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: that bit shaken. I said, I got the anxiety, not
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: not not alright, you gotta have some kuth please has none?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: There is there any way I could just possibly get upgraded.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, where's the pilot? I need to talk to
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: the pilot? Have you been doing this? So we needed
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to sit down and put on your seat. You have
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: the rickets, they're gonna take my ass to the seat,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: but like you all right, you're actually not coming. Actually
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: you know what you're living in Atlanta? Now? I need
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: to get off the plane.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: No, flyless, you need to drive have fun with that.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: Put yourself in a ups bus.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Fine nine ninety five and just go north, don't stop.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Keep going to hit the ball. Then once you hit
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: the border, just drive and stop for them. Keep going
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: to you stop seeing waffle house.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, literally that is an inconvenient truth. Once you stop
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: getting houses, you're almost there.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not here. It was fantastic. Why this is just
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: plain breakfast food.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: That's the best.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Breakfoot makes the second best. I'm by to say they're
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: not better cracker bro. Yeah, that's why I said second best.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: I corrected myself.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: All right, we got all right. I'm not mad at that.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: That's why we all put up with the racism because
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: it's so good. Is way better, not way better, but.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: The portion sizes are better. Is better than They have
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: better pancakes, the better pancakes.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: They have better bacon, they have better everything.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: The eggs are kind of like you know, the house
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: has the best eggs, like right, yeah, yeah, eggs mean
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: a lot to me, has really good eggs.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I mean you know why, right right? I heard that.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I've seen the technique. It's like they take the sliced
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: cheese and they like melted.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: On the pan. Yeah, and I saw I saw shooter sleeve.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Dude put a little milk in that thing to standard.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: That's how you That's not how you make eggs regularly.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I did not do that until snowballs.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Really, so what did you do? You just put the
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: eggs in the well.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, y'all know this. I'm really big on egg whites.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: But when I did do scrambled throw it in there,
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: obviously put better in their first. So that's like stick
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: the panba real.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Quick, everybody, scrambled egg recipe.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: What do we do? I am doing? Uh so we're
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: doing salt mozrella cheese, and.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: And now they sort them using I'm using the garlic, salt, garlic,
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: salt mozrella cheese.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: A little butter in the pan.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Me I'm just doing eggs, salt, pepper, well, a little
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: bit of milk, milk, milk, butter and butter in the
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: like the batter in the batter, and then I'm cooking
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: it up, and then I add the cheese when it's
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: almost done.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Of course, say, you know, I don't cook, but I
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: like my eggs. Wayne, you don't even make eggs, bro.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: Eggs.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I know where I belong and I know where I
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: don't belong. I don't go in the kitchen. Adults do
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: not go in the kitchen, but you need to.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: You need to make I'll mount your TV, I'll change
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: your tire, I'll.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Paint your walls. I'm not cooking you. I'll fix your garage.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I am not cooking.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Brony more useful to me. I can do all those things, well,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I can dj. He just named a lot of things
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: to do those things.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Try to cook very deal. I can do a lot
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: of ship. I can't do that making eggs all that ship.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: All cooking sounds easier than all that ship to be
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: mounting your TV and then scrambled egg than just your
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: taste preference essentially, And it's really not that hard like
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: up if no, really no, it's.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: No way you would have to be an actual to
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: really massive scrambled eggs.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: Up.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm sisty on right now. You really.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Fair fair enough, but I shisty on cooking the eggs.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So they didn't want you to know who he was.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: You got in them all chats.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Just want to sleep on you. Just the weekend waffle house.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You'll be good. I don't know. I do want to
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: learn how to cook. Try to scrap teach cooking, bro
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: follow directions.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: And here's the thing like cooking, cooking and so like
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: not precise, like you can be a little bit off
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: here and there.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: And I think that's what's intimidating.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Cook with our ancestry. It's not like we're bacon, bacon,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: you gotta.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Cooking. You're just like no, maybe I want to know what.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I think it's because I'll be afraid to like try
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: to make something and that is nasty.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: And it's like I do that all the time. That's why.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: That's when you do the taco bells and that's when
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you got it. You you just go to the.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: You got it, that's what you just. That's like that's
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: like every time you got covered. You know, that's how
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I do like hot sauce.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: You know what. That's like hot sauce.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: That's like you never that's like you never getting busy
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: because of the effort. Every time you get I'll just
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: jerk it off. Is that is that a winner's mentality?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: No, it's not that jerking off and get some pussy.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Get in the kitchen. It gets a bussy. You'll get
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: more pussy when when easy like scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: scrambled eggs. Boo boo. Literally, I make breakfast in literally
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: eight nine minutes.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I've made scrambled eggs for what it was like, I
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: was probably in middle school, high school.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: If you really want, if you really want to be
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: sick about it, you can make it. Sucks. Don't do it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Don't you make it in the No, you have the
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: riking you know, like you don't need to do I'm
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: just it. Don't come out with rather flick my wrists.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: It'll come out just like.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Like a like a breakfast sandwich like at McDonald's or
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: something'll come out like that, like yeah, it'll like but
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: it comes back like kind of like.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm just saying.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying you really wanted to not not. I'm
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: just saying there's ways make an egg for thaa mm hmm.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: You don't need it for You don't need it for ta.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: He's not ready for you.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Make a fucking make a fucking uh breakfast sandwich.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: You can make that in nine minutes. Yeah, I get
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a breaks. You put your bacon in the microwave, but
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: it's better fresh. You can make it better fresh. Jimmy
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Dean has nothing on a fresh breakfast and nothing nothing.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Issue is though I'm always running like a long time.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Like so it's the morning, y'all couldn't wake up? No
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: y'all pick verse in the morning like before work. No, No,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I make nigga. I make them on my fifteen minute breaks.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: That's how fishing I am at the ship now, RENI
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: literally just poo in there. Eggs, scrim legs, don't take nothing.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: But once they get in the pan, it's like four minutes,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: not even that long, you know what I'm saying, as
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: long the pan is hot, bro this let me let
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: me real quick.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I go and I do my little bullshit for a
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: few hours. Thirty time to take a break.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Boop, going there toast in the oven boom whatever, eggs,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, bacon in the microwave.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Boom. That's done. Pan. No, it's just everything once. I
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: want to cooking everything just for you.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: You don't have a girdle, Yeah I do, but it's
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: like for afficiency and time.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: See, I was just asking baking a minute purse slice, boom, eggs.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Judge, man, slice is the baseline.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Then you add from there if if you know whatever,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you got a high power microwave. I never cooked a
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: slice of bacon in a minute. Yeah, you can't do
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that with pork. Bro. Is it his baking might be
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: already pre cooked? Yeah, is a pretty cooked? Oh bacon?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Why is get pre cooked bacon? What kind of bacon
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: are you getting the Oscar Myers. Boy, that's lazy. Get
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: some ro bacon? Why why get the adult baking, bro? Exactly,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: get turkey bacon? Brothers.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Oh hell though, that's I don't want to say the slur.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's turkey bigon. But boom, bagan is in there. Boom.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: That's you got two things cooking right now. Eggs, season it,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: follow boom. Put it in a pan with some butter.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Two minutes, cheese done. You put it together.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: You can damn like you start washing the pan before
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: it's time to go back.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: That's so easy, bro, And that's eight ten minutes worth
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: of the work versus spending ten dollars ten dollars for one.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Even though them ships du be here now doing Jimmy
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Dean's breakfast. Those are fantastic. And that's what you take
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: at the office breakfast. You're not by yourself. I'm gonna
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: eat a Jimmy de before I make one.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: You know you honestly, get freaking get some oat meal.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I made something I love me the apples and cinnamon
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: overnight oats.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I used to do that, man, Like that's where
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: all my peanut butter goes. Sure, that's where it goes
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: most of it. I feel like you just like a
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: lot of no, no, are we doing Are we doing this?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Peanut butter count for twenty twenty said, yeah, we can
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: This is the last episode of twenty five, so oh yes,
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: by the time twenty twenty six starts, I'll probably be
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: on a new jar. Like he'll be done in jar
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: so we can start, yeah, or if not, I'll be
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: like halfway.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: So you can't just cut yourself off for like four days.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: No, I eat it every day, just wait for why
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: just for the experiment.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: No, for the experiment. I had to had to finish it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: So I like, so like I'm saying, I'm saying, like,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: if you finish, say you finish the jar in like
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: two days. Oh no, there's a lot in there. Story.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm saying like I could either.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I mean I could go Hey, if you want me to,
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: don't go hard on the butter.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: The butter, hold on the butter.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, let's let's we didn't get your recipe, and
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: then we'll keep going.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, my eggs, Yeah, I'm usually cooking about two or
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: three eggs put in depending on what we have. Probably
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: heavy cream because evy cream.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: That's a og.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Heavy cream you got, you got.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Ingredients, salt, pepper, maybe, depending on how I'm feeling, Maybe
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: some like Italian seasoning.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: When I used to get extra I used to put
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: like at the end. I used to finish it off
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: with the McCormick steak season.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: M okay for some extra savoriness. Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: But speaking of eggs, before we go to the next thing,
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Brandy wanted to get diner breakfast, so she randomly ordered
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: it while I was sleeping, and she's like, oh, you
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: want the same thing you got last time. I was sure,
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: I'm sleep whatever. She's like, yeah, with a piece of
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: ham on the side. I was like, yeah, whatever. It
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: came with a big old piece of like Thanksgiving ham
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: on the side, and then and then the eggs and
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: then three three pancakes. I was like, God, damn, it's
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: a lot.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Of fadamn lumberjackt to war tomorrow. Put it on.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Niggas in the main guard tomorrow. Niggas that niggas leading
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: the crusaders. There, nigga coming here after me.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: But I tried to I tried to do this adult thing,
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: or what I said was adult and eat my eggs
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: without ketchup.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It was such a struggle. I do that, but I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: like my eggs.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: That eating eggs would ketch up because it's fucking you know,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: you know what it is getting We like it and
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: you don't.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Here's here's the thing. Here's the thing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing to coote keen. Here's the thing.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: I added salt and pepper, heavy on it. Salt and pepper.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: You don't need I need salt and pepper. I can't
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: just eat eggs.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a seasoned egg. Oh no, this is
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: just a bland egg. That was the problem. Just that's
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: what I did. But eggs, No, you know what I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: used to do. That was so old o d And
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I realized, like, this.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Is my eggs about to hit you away. I stopped this, obviously,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: but I used to see some of my eggs were sucking.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Oh that's nikke le still does that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: No, But I realized orange and I'm like, that's orange.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: That's a wasted kind of though it is.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I realized, wait, like that it does, and then you
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: used too much. It turns the eggs orange, which is
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: kind of off putting.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: So it's like, all right, you don't like about eggs.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I went to a lunch spot on Saturday. There was
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: too much greenery in it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: What you like the play like largely personally on it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: But it was a white place, white spot parsonally. It's
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: not just that's not like a white thing. That's just
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: a I don't fine dining Like.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just up to make it something. Yeah, some
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: color to.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Any color in my eggs, just yellow is fine. Yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I'm cool, like I don't need any color.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't need. I mean, you know, listen, if I
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: had something, if I had some green onions, I would
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: mix that know a big EA does. And that is
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: that I never knew.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: And I thought when she and it's so funny because
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: when I used to eat her eggs, her eggs are delicious,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: but when she told me what she does, it turned.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Me off for a second.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Somebody hearing this before they go on lunch and the start.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I still I still, I still I still eat her
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: eggs and she still cooks very well. She told me
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: she puts and I didn't believe.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Until I saw it. Water in the eggs.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, when did she do that? Like
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that's how she makes her eggs. I've seen people do that.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I've done it before.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Instead of the milk or the heavy cream is water.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: No, No, they're good.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I was very surprised.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It just stretches out the egg a little more. Yeah,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: that's what the milk. I know.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I understand when I saw it, and then I was like, no,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: you don't, and she was like, yes.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: And then I watched it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, how much wor like it's like like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a little splash as much as you would put milk,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: she puts water water like whatever. Your I would have
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: seen that. I never heard. You know, I'm not cooking nothing,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: but I would assume that makes I want to cook
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: it like it's but I feel like it takes away
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: from the fluffiness of it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Though, no, somehow it doesn't. Somehow it doesn't. I won't
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: try it, but yeah, yeah, I mean I feel you.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: How how was your Christmas?
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Lamont, Oh, my Christmas was cool? You know, my family
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: does something bigger on Christmas Eve.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: So I pulled up to that. Mm hmm.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: So there was actually the Italian feast of the seven
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: fishes type tradition.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: What the got going on over there? Multicultural? Baby? Are
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you just black? No?
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: This is my stepdad and his family got it from them,
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: even though no he's not, but his family kind of Yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: It's it's kind of calm.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: It's like, imagine you're you marry into an a Aalian family,
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: but you're not Italian, So now you're Italian because those
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: traditions are Italian.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: That's the best feeling right there.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You're like, Corey is going to be Puerto Rican. Now
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: it's Puerto Rican. I mean sure, but yeah, so did
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: that on Christmas Eve?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: What is the seven fishes? She?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: It's like, oh, you're supposed to eat seven fishes. I
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: don't know what it represents because I'm not looking like that.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: I'm going to like seven different types of fishes, like
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: or fish like same, not even like specific fish like yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: pretty much seafood like.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Additional Italian American Christmas Eve dinner featuring multiple seafood courses
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: originating in Southern Italian Catholic customs. So yeah, seven, So
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: you had an Italian seafood boil. I didn't pretty much,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: because there's also other foods.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Actually sound lit. Yeah, it would be.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw some other Italian people do I said, oh,
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: look at you, my fellow.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Italian, look at you, mumbo Italian. Give me some shrimps
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: and some scallops. I like scallop.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: But no, that was that was Christmas Eve. I always
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: hear some wild ass stories. Some there's a new story
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: every every.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Holiday with my family.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Like I said, if you listen to the uh at Home,
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: I was on with Mike and I can't say this
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: story unfortunately. I'll just say that, Oh was that wild?
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: It's in the chair Dorito's I missed it too, Dorito's bag.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Oh oh that Oh I didn't realize you that's what
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: that is?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Who told you that in the film? Like who said, Lama,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you will guess what?
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Because I've pulled up late because I get off work
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: at eight. You know, they started this at like four
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: thirty five.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Oh damn, you're on the tail and they was already.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and they yeah, they were pretty much done. They
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: made a plate for me. They started to guess what Yeah.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Once they left, my brother and sister are like, you know.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: What was wild? You know we all found out ain't
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: no way, ain't no way. Yeah, ain't no way. Yeah,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: that's worse than the zip loc bag.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure y'all can catch the drift by now.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah we're using bags instead of mm.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was it was crazy. But that's wild. Hey, yo, Actually,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: you know what the punishments going to be? Like, Oh
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: this was oh this is years ago. Oh this is
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: old old news, old news, but new news for me.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: But young girls, if y'all listening to have more respect
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: for yourself, let a nigga do that. Don't let a
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: nigga do that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Allegedly allegedly free free my bro.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's free, free, free again.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: But my god, that's crazy. It's backwards.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Real Christmas, I went over to Brandy's mom's house. They
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: had some nice food, had some first time I ever
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: had this. It was some grilled lamb. I was that
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: because I love lamb, actually delicious, Like, I mean, all
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: due respect, she made some lamb before it was just roasted.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: I was like, this is cool, but the grilled lamb
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: a little bit different. Elevated to a different level.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: That's like the difference between like regular turkey and fried turkey.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: It's just it was like that it's the same, but
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: like the preparation method, like it just takes you to
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: another level.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: Like, bro, everything everything tastes better for your head. Like
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: he's like he's reminiscent. He's like that ship is the
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: first time I had a fried turkey.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: That's that's a different level.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like once you have fried turkey, you can't
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: eat the regular one.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: It's hard.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: It's hard to go back hard, not necessarily as hard,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: but it's a clear difference difference. It has still like regular,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: it has to be a perfectly done turkey, Like I mean,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: like you I need the compound butter underneath the skins.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Moved Cajon turkey from Popeye's.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: I've seen somebody that I've seen a couple of socks
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: people doing like a like a trying that they were
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: from pop Yeah, couple.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I had it two years ago for the first A
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: couple of people said it was good. That ship is fire. Bro, Wait,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: is it like a brand a full turkey full turkey,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: whole turkey? They season that you cook it? Where do
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you get it from? The story Pope's.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Get a yeah you've been able to do that right now,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: but no, yeah, yeah, I never that For years, They'll
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: have you like a butter ball esque turkey and you
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: cook it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: That's actually fire.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Bro that like a like a not okay, I was
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: gonna say that would be really dope if it's like,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: you know, no low income families and ship like that
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: giving them out like Nina Brown, I mean, how much?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: How much is a regular turkey? I haven't reached that
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: level of level of adulthood yet.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: You buy buy the full turkey.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I don't buy turkeys. I already don't cook. It's like,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: but I probably should at least buy a turkey if
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I don't cook.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying, you know so funny,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: like turkey for Christmas. Mom, he's gonna buy a cornish hend.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Is this big enough his hand? I think it's good.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: I got a turkey that's a quail.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: My mom got got me, got me a turkey roast,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: a turkey roaster Christmas for Christmas.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Trying to say you're hosting next Yeah, like she's trying
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: to drop in on me, like like a we have
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: a we have a two bedroom what are you talking about?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Your host like a just like a like a like
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: a pan, like a crock pop pan type thing like
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: in there. But you just put the turkey in there,
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: the one with the little tray. Yeah, yeah, yes, I
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: don't need that. Yeah, I don't need it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah you host, mm hmm. You we're gonna need r's
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: first Thanksgiving. That the health. That's that's too much.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: That's too much pressure, man, No one, Yes, that's too
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: much pressure.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Number two. House is not big enough for that, Like
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't got to all the family. We don't.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: It would be too big for like maybe we invited
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: just one set of parents. That will be enough room
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: at the table you got.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Oh so your family actually like sits down at the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: table and eat. Yeah, well for for for the big holidays.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, my family sit every everywhere in the living room
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: directly on the big count. I am not sitting at
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: the kitchen table.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I never do, never did. Yeah, just sit wherever there
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: is the seat.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: We do that regular like regular studies. We'll get together whatever.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: But like like the big holidays, soul food, I am
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: not staring at you niggas. We're not having kids, we're
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: not football I'm saying past.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: This like no past the pen.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: No, we don't have bad we have everything out, but
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: we still sit down and look at the stories on
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: the lazy Susan.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I said, Myles, we have we have an island, well
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: my mom is island, so we put all the food
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: on the island. And then yeah, it's like you know,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: and then you go sit wherever we have the the
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: kitchen where there's a the room table and in his
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: actual din the side, yes, flex my parents' house. My
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: stepdad was a GRECS office of twenty five years. Yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: he got the p m HM said that correctional correction.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: He was making six figures doing nothing nothing. You know,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: my steps he used to be.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: He don't that nigga Ja, This nigga would be in
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: that nigga should not be in charge of for the niggas.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: He is literally a regular street nigga from Baltimore. Literally he.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Survived, regular nigga, used to fight every weekend and he
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: was a.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: You think mister Jake brought the drugs in the jail?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Huh huh? Do I think he would? Do you think
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: he would like what do you go back to work?
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: No?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: No, no. Do you think he was bringing the drugs
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: in the jail?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Uh No, I don't think he was. Because of the
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: type of prison he was at. I don't think he was.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Would he probably depends on who it is asking, but
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I think he's probably.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: He was probably wild, gonna do this this want?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, don't yeah, don't again, yeah don't.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But he was a nigga. He used to be in
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: the tower with a shotgun. Sleep. Damn, he would sleep.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: He would shot will he would be sleep all the time.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: He always just tell you hen Cock was not a
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: shiitty movie. It wasn't. I mean it wasn't, but it was.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: There was nothing about it because it was a long
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: lost love. Once we find each other about the powers,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: go away? What when you think about the plot, Yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with the plot? Every day? Explain the movie? Okay,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: so we have with a straight face, don't smile, I mean, okay,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: let me ass so you can't see me. Go ahead.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: That's gonna take it even worse because I'm gon see
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: you smiling through your eyes like that.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, So the movie was starts off with a homeless
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: guy who who has powers and uh they the government
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: then decides, Hey, we're gonna utilize your powers for good,
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: and he's like, I don't want to do that ship
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: but then he likes he starts to like doing it,
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden, Uh, I forget when
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: a white woman comes into this.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: But Jason Bateman's wife, yes, uh, she.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Starts coming around. But he realized, oh shit, I'm getting weaker,
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Like why why can't I get weaker? Why can't do
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: the things that I used to do. That's because like, essentially,
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: there are two angels and the closer that they got
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: together their power.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I don't what's the issue with this? Why is it?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Why is it reptar? Because dumb? That's so stupid. Why
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: is it stupid? It's so stupid? First that is so dumb?
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Then Ael together, he said they were angels in this movie.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Well that's what you said. He was remembering your movie.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: That's why, Like, so like they're angels. Uh, But it's
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: it's it's pretty much like Romeo and Juliet. It's it's
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: two people love that can't be together. What's wrong with that?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: But then he.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: He's a homeless man being utilized by the government, but
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: he's actually an angel in love with the white woman,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: but they can't be together because they just.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: Can't, and because he lost his memory and now she remembers,
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: but he doesn't exactly. And then once they get together,
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: they lose.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Lost, but but then it comes back together and they
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: remember it. Now they just live their lives separately. He's like, hey,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I still love you, but I know we can't be together.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this heart on this moon. You're gonna
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: see it. You're gonna know. Hey, that's that's my man's,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: but not my mans and man, my man, my man,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: my man, my man, my man liquorified.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: There was nothing. There's nothing. There's nothing better favorite calypsos,
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: nothing bad ta swig.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: To do flavored calypso. Like it's just a doodoo bean.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: There's no way k bean. I don't like bean mean
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: goozle Hancock flavor. And it's just there is nothing that.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: That was a very entertaining, funny movie. I enjoyed the movie.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, like, it wasn't a bad movie. I don't
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: know what. Like when you watch that movie the first time,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you didn't walk out like, oh this is a horrible movie.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: You you're applying that there was a second time? Did
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: how I said, when you watch the first time, and
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I was saying, you saying the first time watching when
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: it was on FX, and you was just slipping.
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: And never on Hancock. No, I know for a fact
• 44:46
  Speaker 9: I rather watch that. Know for a fact you don't
• 44:49
  Speaker 9: watch that movie. All the nuns just braying I'd rather.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Watch I'd rather watch the seven hundred clubs watching Mask
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: and Mother watch.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I'm a Baptists pastors trying to sell me something. How's
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: that mystical water going to improve my credit? Pastor?
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: The being in debt is being away from the Lord.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: The only way to write these wrongs is buying this
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: mystical water. And I realize saying no to Donald Trump
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: it's like saying no to God. What'd you say?
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Call this toll free number charges man plus.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Six six six six six six six, Get right with
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: the Lord and get your life right.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: It's not wrong with y'all. Man. Yeah, how my Christ
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: is good.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I've definitely, I think I said this last year too.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I've reached the point where I'd much rather give gift,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: give gifts than receive them.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Said, that's just easier. Like I feel like we all
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: got kind of like what we want and if we
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: want it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: We would just probably go get it ourselves because it's
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: nothing like I don't want anything crazy, but I got
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: like gift cards, socks, I got like these Nike pants
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: sound like a hoodie.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I got this ski mask, little stuff like that.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: My dad gave me money. But what I'm saying, I
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: like giving my family gift. So I got like my
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: sister and my mom my niece, like uggs. It was
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: more fun, Like I get more satisfaction seeing them get
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: stuff that they wanted. So I don't even when they
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: ask for Christmas list around like Thanksgiving, I don't even
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: put anything in there.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I ignore it. Damn you just making life harder on
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: them because.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Everybody else gives a Christmas gifts and when they asked me,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: it's usually last minute, and I'm like, yo, socks in
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: a gift card.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: And all right, that's it. I'm like, yeah, I don't what.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I don't need anything. I have so much. Everything I
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: want I soon or later get before Christmas comes.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: If I really wanted it, I would just buy it myself.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I would never ask them to give me something that
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: I couldn't get myself unless I'm asked to pay this rent.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, I need a couple of what's
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: for Christmas? A bill? You want to pay this car not?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I need breaks my electricity. I just got a parking chick.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I got my speeding ticket. Pay that. I got wind
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: show the ship track ticket.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I got one from Delaware from Thanksgiving on from one.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: From Maryland, one from PA. And I haven't had a
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: parking ticket in.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Years because I went to America. I went through the
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: checkpoint fast and.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah they got like I told him, and it's fifty
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: five you w and sixty seven.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Literally it is literally past is an easy pass with
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: the fucking speed trap like the.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Ones that.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Don't stop speeding speed trappings America.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: If you can get my liscense plate to send me
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: this bill, you should just took the fucking money. No
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: driving if you can suck my fucking dick.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: If you can see my license plate means I wasn't
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: going fast enough, you fucking whore.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Exactly what he's up been going fast? I'm going one
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: next time, right, Like the limit is.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Fifty five and you were we clocked you at sixty seven.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: So here's one hundred and twenty one thousand fucking.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Asking, bro, when I saw those on that because it's
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: that sound like it's not a moving violation.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: But they they I know exactly, I know it's fucked up.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: That's that's just literally just like, suck my dick, give
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: me money.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. And what you're gonna do about it? Delaware? Yeah,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: we're putting cases on all you bitches.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: And they don't get enough from tolls. Bro, that's how
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: they act on these roads.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Oh niggas.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'll get hundreds of thousand dollars each day in toll.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: And they wait so long as like, now you got
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: two weeks of pay it, he said, and goes up
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: thirty dollars.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the incident happened the day before Thanksgiving.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: We're telling you we just we just said you this.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Now that's just signed by you got two weeks to
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: pay it, suck my dick. It's signed by the at
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: the bottom of Yeah.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: If you know, if you want your knees on New
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Year's better pay this. You better pay this.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: You never you'll never walk let alone.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I was hot as ship looking at the listen read
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: that before I got here. I'm like, man, that's bullshit.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I paid I just paid them just so I didn't
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: forget yeah earlier.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Christmas. My Christmas was cool, man, My Christmas cool.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: I didn't really do anything crazy like I had to
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: kind of like your whole your whole thing about you
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: gift giving.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I'm the complete opposite of that. I don't give a
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: ship like just like not the fact that I don't
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: like giving people gifts. I just don't put thought on it,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Like I'm I'm a type. Just you want money, here's money.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Just take money.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: You want money, right, money is fine, money, money is
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: everything money, gift guards money, and then you know, biggie
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: is just just not like that. It's just like what
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: the gifts got to mean something.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: It's got to come from the hall.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: It's got to come from the hall. I mean something
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: like my brother she hit me with the you know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: you know my love language is gifts giving.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: I'm like, are you fucking my grandma? We can just
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: get her this sweater and keep it moving, babe.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I surely hope not. It's goll be real weird at the.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: New Year, But so we get everybody like money and
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: gift cards.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: But it was good. We exchanged guests.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: We got into one of those classic generational arguments with
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: the with the with my with my father and aunt?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: This year's about how you know it's easier to get
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: in college than like, college was not necessary like in
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: their times as it is now and it's still undervalue.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: They think it's they're writing thesis is no.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: So my premise was they're like, yeah, we went to
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: college and colleges blah blah blah blah. Noh, yeah, that's fine,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: but to live a decent life you did not automatically
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: have to go to college back in their time.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: I mean you still don't know, but yes, more so,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: but even more so now you didn't have to now
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: like and then a college a bachelor's agreement way more
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: back then than it does now.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, yep, that's what I'm And that's kind.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Of what their premise was, Like a bachelor degree weighed heavier,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: and you still didn't have to get that in order
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: to be successful associates, to be like you can you
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: can sort mail and have a house, release apartment, no house,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: no a house.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, working working posts that that's still a good job.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: The jobs that our parents good, the jobs that our
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: parents could retire in and their generation we could not
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: We can retire in those jobs.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: Now, those are the jobs they were feeding multiple families
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: on Secret Family Secret. I can't have a secret family.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Milk Man had multiple family, would literally be a milkman.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: Yes, niggas dropping off the deliver of Dairy and Dick,
• 52:15
  Speaker 10: Dick as a housewife dropping new d and d I'm
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: here drop it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Off milk episode and more milk dd. Welcome to Dairy
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: and Dick. I'm dropping off this milk and my man,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: milk Man get eggs that exchange gifts. It was nice.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: You know, you're getting a My sister who's her birthday
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: is the eighteenth and her Christmas is twin. She gets scammed.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: She's like she's looking at her stuff. She's like, you know,
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: She's like, none of these gifts are like the same.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I'm like, they're like they're like really adult. And I'm like, yeah, well,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: welcome now, Yeah you're thirty thirty, you're thirty now, welcome,
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Welcome to the ride.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: And it only gets worse. Wait until you just get
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: a bunch of pantios. Bitch, you have to get real,
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: get real.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: What you think you're gonna get? A PSP.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: A new switch switch to like, baby girl, it gets
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: very non lit from here on. Now you're about to
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: have panteos and deyodurant next year, baby girl.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: You know what I think I said this last year
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: to that's what brings back the feeling of Christmas. If
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: you're we are adults now, so you gotta make it's
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: not for us. It's not for us anymore, you know
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: for other people.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: We're still adjusting to that. Done, it's like that'll get
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: the spirit back. I'm telling you, I don't know. That's
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: now just sounds like an extra chore.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Ah man, I'm telling you, next year, put a little
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: more effort into it. You'll feel like you feel Christmas.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: You feel but then you also just went to Amazon.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's shopping.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: You're gonna feel Christmas again once you, Once your kids
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: are old enough you see the joy in them, that's when.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: You're gonna feel that.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: I'm already, nigga, I'm spoiling the fun. I mean, you
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: got a nephew right now, will But yeah, that was cool.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: And then I went to my mom's stay there a
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: couple of days.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I watched the movie. I haven't seen the Auction. Not
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: the Auction, the accountant.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, they count wanted two oh yeah with Ben Affleck.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get into it now because it's about
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: time for questions.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: But Patreon, you're deep diving, deep deep dive into the accountant.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Deep down to the count.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Speaking of movies, I introduced Kean and her family to
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Last Holiday because they've never seen you never seen that movie?
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Kind Nigga didn't know how to They know how to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: do like one stuff.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, sure, yes, bro. They do fucking hold downs
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: like the trail Rids.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: They just got internet. They got dial up. Sometimes you
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: get off the phone.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get on the way up the world Wide,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: the world Wide.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: They've never seen The Last Holiday. Yeah, so we watched that.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: I just watched it twice because he felt the first time.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: So the next one she woke up and watched it.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Watching this big He never seen the Grinch, the o
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: g carry Grinch. How hold on, Nick daw, Oh my god,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: my grandma may made me. You like it?
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: You sure.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I love it that nigga made. He made this Christmas
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: he kind of did. I saw him more than any
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I saw him more. You know. Give people are online
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out a way to get him more money.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: It was like, listen, I don't know.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: If he got a contract, but he needs to get
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: paid more because I saw I saw a guy saying that.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: He's like, whatever they're paying him, there's double.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Way you have to double. He's like, I don't know
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: what they get, but there's just no way. He's way
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: like he's bringing them business.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: You're looking dead, bro. I swear I've watched those primas
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: every day, every day. He made it.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: All those guys that do that type of stuff, like
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: this is the first he's made it his own and
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: and it's like up to date. Though, well you know why,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: because he's black. I thought he was Spanish. At first,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I couldn't tell what he was.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: So the first time I saw him, he was having
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: a full Spanish conversation with somebody, so I didn't know
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: like what he was. So I'm like, I knew he
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: wasn't white. He's speaking Spanish, like.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I know, not caucasion. But then once we let that's
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: because right there's Bush.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, shout out to Nick down now, bro, Hopefully
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I know a lot of peoples like you know, if
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: they like were to bring back the Grinch, which I
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: was having a conversation, like, it's been about twenty years
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: since the first Grinch I think came out in two
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: thousand or two thousand.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Eight or some shiit like two thousand and one thousand.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: It's been about twenty plus years. We can do another
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Brench for the new for the next generation. I don't
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: see an issue with that. And then if he plays it,
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: I'm cool. I think they did an animated Yeah, they
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: did an animated version of whe Life.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they need to.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: I think, I mean, the original is still a classic. Yeah,
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: still a classman. Bring back Jim Carrey.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: Jim Carrey is still alive.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, but far he's been chilling the number.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: But I think he would do it if he right now,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: not even doubt you know he He don't do it
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: for money, no more. But I feel like if it
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: made sense, been gay.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: On his knees and to get out there.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: But listen, right now, Nick, Nick is killing the shit.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: So I just learned.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I would love for him to do it, you know,
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: I just learned about The Grinch, the one scene where yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: because I saw that, I know you mentioned it, but
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: then yeah, I saw the ticket. I was like, Yo,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: that was accident. Speaking of the Grinch, the Jim Carrey Grinch,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: did you guys hear.
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: About the keys scene with the bowl? Yes, there's a
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: scene where they're having the pod you're having the party
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: like the holiday party his adopted Yes, yes, and everyone's
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: putting the keys in the bowl and they're like, oh,
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: everyone's putting the keys in the bowl. They're being responsible,
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: so no one drinks and drives that swingers part. You
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: pick up the keys and you go home with whoever's
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: keys you picked up?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Wow? Whoa they were on some real freak freak freak Nick,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Wow freak Nick? And who will who you?
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Who's fucking who?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Who's fucking who? Who's on? First? Suck your dick and
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: lick your bully? Who feels suck mass time? Nick? Done?
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Shout to you. I know you're a big beater. I'm
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: sure watching it. I guess I know you're listening to this.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I got some question for y'all.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: And we have a quick turnaround update from the goth
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: chick enjoyer.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, and the roommate. Remember the dude with the goth
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: chick with the picture. Hmm, So he said This is
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: an update to the goth chick with a picture of me.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I didn't see the photo until the morning after I
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: smashed the second time the girl. Yeah, yeah, I was wrong.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: The girl was a walking red flag, but I knew
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: it was going to be fire. She was a freak
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: and I lived to this. I lived to smash the
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: roommate too. Yeah yeah, Keenan, just fuck her friend.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: L m a O.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: I still see this girl all the time. She onto
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: her next victim after I had to tell her to
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: stop touching me when she sees me a couple of times.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: But I'm alive. Y'all do your thing, love the pod,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: all right. I'm glad you.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Still would be on wary watch because I feel like
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: she can activate the voodoo at any time. I don't
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: know about the statute of limitations on black magic, but.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Uh, you don't. Don't don't too a breast. Don't don't
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: don't upset her, is all I'm saying. Maybe just stop
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: going to that bar all together, going to the bar,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: don't pressure up. He likes the sexual tension. He likes
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: to probably likes the feeling.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: You keep telling her not to touch to any times
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: you might set her off, wake up without without an ankle, what.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Knees. I don't know what's going on with my.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: I G algorithm, but I've been getting a lot of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: like the golf golf golf baddies.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Really did you like one? No? I didn't.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: I mean I probably just stayed on a little too
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: long and said.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: We played like seven times, like we guys, you we
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: know you're not gonna like it, Cower, but we know
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: you like it.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: You gotta video come across mind. People did that as
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: like a date thing. God.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was like dressed up as like golf, so
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: like they ripped T shirt. I was like, that's pretty cool.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: You know, it was cute.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: But they got me because it was like it was
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: a golf batty but she was actually Latina. I was like,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: that explains these proportions. That explains what's going on here.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Also, golf knows no ethnicity.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Non shout out to Instagram for showing when somebody likes
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: something like the little it'll show their face bloat.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: We talked about that, We talked about so much. I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: just don't like that video. Yeah, unless you're seeing freaky niggas.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like by I'm like, I'm like you know you know,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: I can see you. I saw you reposted it. She
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: can too pretty much keep it brother, ye sign up, tighten.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Up all right.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: Next question, someone said, can you rank each pod member
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: from most petty to least? Then they have their ranking,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: but I'll say that afterwards most petty? Okay, so most
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: petty going like full group or just s peep on
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: the chair full group? They did full group, full group,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: mostly the most petty US plus Q plus Q. He
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: was like on a whole different tier.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Yep, we're gonna go cue. Who is number number two?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Keen is number three? Yep. I don't think I'm petty
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: cour I don't petty things. Keen number three. We don't
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: have to do. We don't have to argue. We literally
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: don't keep going. Yeah, keenan keep going. I ain't say
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: then who left? Who's better than you? I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: It's it's slightly pettiness. And if you hear it and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: you pay attention, I think lots more petty than me.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: That is something you could argue petty, but I think.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: More petty than me. It's just that he he says
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: so eloquently that you don't realize it's petty. I can
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: see that.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: You know what, Hey, I'll take three. It doesn't make
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: it doesn't change too much.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: And if you're wanna put Keen in there, sure. I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: think the least petty person is is Elsie at all,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: because Elsie's gonna be like I don't give it. That
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: was like like this is waste my energy. I got
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: DJ later get out my face like a can All right,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: so we go. My list would go que Corey Lamont, me,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Mike Elsie, and their.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: Their list was Corey, q, Keenan, Mike Lamont, Elsie. I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: don't know why they thought I was so not Maybe
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: I fooled him.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Aloquent speech flew under the radar, the light, the lights,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: getting bluff, got youa lights getting bluff and nickname like like.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta listen to the mind. He just uses listen
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: certain words like you might miss it using big words.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I don't take the distract I don't want to many
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: big I.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Had niggas they do that ship bro, I had a
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: boss that used to do that. I'm like, why, why
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: why just talk to regulars speak English, nigga.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: I'm like, you made this email a lot longer by
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: using these big ass words that you don't use in
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: your every day speech to make yourself sound smart.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You look stupid. You an email?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, so they were trying to keep a tracker on.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was stupid.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy, actually, especially when I speak to you.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: You don't use these words. You don't even use those words.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: You don't use these words. You send it to me,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: some of these words. Yeah. Yeah, this man was just
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: putting anything in that sauce and jumped the whole bottle
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: of pickles. Some ketchup. Anybody watched A Big Burger two?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: I hope not it was. I tried.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I tried, Like in the first five minutes, the first
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: was all like Kel's makeup.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: When I saw that, I saw his makeup movie came out.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: This is bad. Like I feel like would have made
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: the movie.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Is the fact that they're the age they are now
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: still working at Good Burger Like, that's what makes it funny.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: They should look old, right, Yeah, that's the fucking point.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: They're not supposed to look you you put foundation on,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Nigga look like a fucking Geisha whore. Yeah, give him
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: a beard, bro, he works at Good Burgers still, it's
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: been twenty years.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that makeup looked look like he had on
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: birthday makeup.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: He didn't do a flashchair on Republican makeup, Marl Lago makeup.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Eric Kirk maker, you know those Eric ed Kirk hilarious,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: the Erica Kirk videos.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, did you see the one with the girl doing
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: the handstand with the fireworks coming out of her butt,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: or like the one that was in front of the
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: Eiffel Tower.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that one I seen one of.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: It was like a Madonna concert and like her husband
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: just got shot.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: It was hilarious. But he's the woman on the turtle neck, Yeah,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: the white turtle neck.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: That nigga not even cold yet.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: He is now he cold. He he's freezing the Megans.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: The Megans might be starting to say that mm hmm freezing.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: He's in that cold layer. Mm hmmmm hmmm. Yeah, the
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: wind of the cold.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Also before we move on, Sorry we didn't talk about anything, Joshua, No,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: we didn't.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Up the boxer. Did you see the one who just
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: beat Jake Paul.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, he was a car accident in Nigeria, a bad one,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: damn to the point where the people he was with
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: to him died. So it was like it was his trainer.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Damn it was his trainer and someone else. Both of
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: them were pretty much trainers.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like Mike just had some some crazy Shi said,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: because that's his that's his theme music for Nigerian's Afrobea's
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: that's what he hears. But one specific burn, that's that's
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: the basic all of it.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: That's the layer of all afrobeats.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: What was fun up about the situation though, was Anthony
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Josh like they had hit a stationary car, like the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: car was parked, ran straight.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: But was fucked up.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: Was there's just people like Anthony Josh was clearly injured
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: and everybody just in front of him with their phone
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: out mm hmm, a crowd of people. No one's helping him.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Like it was weird, bro, it was really really strange.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Anthy Josh, he's just got to a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: car accident. Let me record this.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: That ship was on WhatsApp before they called nine one one.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I guarantee, Oh yeah, that ship was weird, wicked.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even you will not believe this. That had
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: defeated to Jake Paul.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised they even knew who he was for real,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: they might not have they might he goes to Nigeria
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: a lot of.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fucked up. I mean, like like Tim's
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of them Tims the UK two mm hmm.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I know that.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: But she was born I think she was born over
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: there and then went to the UK.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: That one song she got I forget what it's called that?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Uh you sent in the group? Yo? Whoever said she
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: had no ass? Who said that?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I hope you feel stupid now? It was a nigga
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: on Twitter who was like, Tams don't have ass.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was probably just looking for a you know what,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: no you want.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: The niggas like he he only assumed that she had hips.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I think because he saw like one picture that looked
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: like she didn't, because that's not.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: As He's actually right, that's not ass. That's bda she
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: got fucking but that's that's booty. That damn Why you
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: do that? I set you up. I just didn't do that.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I really I realized halfway through. I said, oh.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: Wait a second, not too fast. Next question, do you
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: remember the first time you heard Father Stretch My Hands
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: by Kanye and the feeling of disappointment when he started
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: rapping about bleached assholes?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: No is there a song that.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, immediately I didn't. Is there another song or piece
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: of media that left you underwhelmed or disappointed?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What's the clip that I heard? Oh? The Zzy clip.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's one of the most disappointing hip hop
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: songs ever. And it's not to say the song is
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: even that bad. It just didn't live up to the clip.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Oh you notice one. It was one clip with twenty
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: one Savage. It's a oh yeah, the album.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: It's a song called is it like he was on
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: a plane? Like it's a calm bo it's a trap.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: It's like something like that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: The clips on the fire, But the clips are so crazy.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: What's the what's the name of that latest white rapper?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: I can't Jack Carlow Jack Carlow where he sampled the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Fergy song.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: That was a big song. That song was asked you
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: like the song that that song? Like the clip first class.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: The clip was much bigger than the song. It wasn't
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: a song was boo. The song was big. That song
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: was boody.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: You know the song, you know the song the dude
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: that's in the in the in the car, He's like
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: pouring out the lean like, I know, I know, you've
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: ever seen it.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Like the light skin dude? Was that true, Sammy?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: No, that's not true, Sammy. It's another dude. I can't
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: remember his name right now. But the clip has been
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: viral since then. But the song itself, nobody even knows
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: the full song because the clip only the clip social media.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: That's that's TikTok error man. But that song that that
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: clips from like maybe like twenty twelve.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Walk down the stream and asks some byce to sing
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: the Chris Brown song, Uh, deserve deserve?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Is it deserve not deserve? Residuous not resiguous? The ones
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: after it, the one we danced too. Oh, it depends.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: It depends. In the first verse that gantee they can't.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: I guess I run out of option. Well you're DJ,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: You're I just like that, so you're different. Mhmm. Well,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: like just asking random person sing the first I guarantee
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: they can sing the course because we're in the clip area.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: That's just what it is. It depends, goddamn, And that's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: why Iceman is gonna be asked Iceman.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll see if that intro is the intro, and
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: we'll see it'll it'll it'll I'm scared him, bro, because
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: what me.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Callood, I like Drake, and I will say say so
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: go freeze word wrong.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: If that's on there, I'm gonna tell you that's gonna
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: get twenty five thousand plays from just gonna.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: They're gonna be and then twenty like why drinking and
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: talking about he's stuck in only he has the one song.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: But what if the verses are asked and that's just
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: the chorus, He'll just reap the sample.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Because you like Rainie and Houston lot, but he likes
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: the whole song.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: You just probably look at the sample. It sounds like
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: you like the sample, so he's probably.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Look at it, which I think is crazy because Rainny
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: and Houston is probably not even like for me, it's
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: not even.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Like a top three, top five track on that album.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Well that's you, ye like that is fire.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: When he's gone comes on, I get emotional.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I haven't been. I got to go back to the album.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: I start crying that verse. I like the album, but
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: it kind of came and went from me. I gotta
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: go back to it. Yeah, I got to come back
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: to that.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: I listened to it once and I haven't gone.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe Spider Man.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Really maybe really I like that one. Yeah, that's not it.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: That's not the one thing.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: You got to hear it a few times. You gotta
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: let it. I tried, like I get he was doing,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: but this is probably this is probably talking.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: But if I have to have a power spot like
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: the like the little webs from Spider Man, I would
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: want that, you wouldn't.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I would like, that's my number one power. So many
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: times I'd be like, I even like the beginning that
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Spider Man his webs aren't really real.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, some of them are, some Spider Man's they are,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: but some of them there aren't.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: The first man he made them. Yeah he did make. Yeah,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: it's severely whacker because that means you run out.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't make that running that's like running out
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: of bullets.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: That literally Batman out of batter range. Again, he just
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: can't just be spamming webs.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to spa him with like Hulk running out
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: of anger, I mean kicked in the being kicked in,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: depending depending on who he was fighting. But never mind
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: the m c U so thanels like I ain't going
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: back out.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: You got it. You got a Purple Man beat that
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: nigga as want to fight.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: They really turned Hawk into a bitch for no reason,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: for no reason, but that even the universe.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: No read. But we're here now Doomsday, next question, Doomsday? Doomsday.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: They thought Dune was gonna run from the grind like
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: nigga here, nigga, not my lease? You see them both
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: back to back, and I'll have a review out dooms night.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: What's Doomsday that's the next coming on? Yeah, that's that's
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: like the next like Big One where all the whereveryone's
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: that coming out?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: And six I think November twenty sixth December eighteen, twenty six,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: same days.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Same days, Doomsday. That's what we were saying. It was.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: They said doomsday, we're saying doomsday.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Realized the same. They decided to keep you notice like this,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: like Kanye he was gonna win. It's crazy.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, but I'm gonna see both the movies.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: That's yeah. I mean, oh that's Mike.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: How you know I want to see both the movies?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Is in Doune twice? Why do you like? Damn? It
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: was bad? Bro? You know, Mike wo didn't you like?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: I watched So this is what I'm saying.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: I watched the last the last two Avengers Jones, Yeah,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: those are cool, okay.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: And Black Panther's cool. Every other one you ain't see
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: saying cheap.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: That ship was mid, so you did see it.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I just seen it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: It was mid okay, Okay, you saw Captain America Civil
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: War though.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Right, they're okay, civil War. That's what I got. I've
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: seen a little bit of a man and man is
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: all right? And man is which one the first? Damn?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Not the one the Wasp John, both of them pack
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: them up? Ship. But you know what I'm saying, like
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: the Captain America Winter Soldier. Have you seen that movie?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: I don't Winter Soldier?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: You.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: Winter Soldier is a good movie. It's more of like
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: an actual, like this normal movie. It's not like a superhero.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: I think you'd enjoy it.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Anything before Civil War. Okay, that's fine. I'm definitely ready
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: for doing three. Yeah, all right.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: Next question, Hey, long time, I'm listener new beater.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: And I'm a girl. Thanks Vagina.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, with all that's going on in the US now,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: with deportations, how likely do you think it will be
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: for the World Cup to be relocated?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: This is relocated?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: This is kind of an old question, but only a
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: month or so. I think Ice will try to round
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: up all the random brown players and send them to Mexico.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: See who said this?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: Side note, I also agree that Corey sounds like a
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: white surfers like a white surfer somewhat.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Obviously they saw that comments. That comment definitly slipped in
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: the crack somewhere and we didn't see it.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I guess I've never heard that.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: But yeah, we're not changing, or the World Cup's not changing,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: even though Trump banned people from the countries that are playing,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: so those people won't be able to come here. But
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: that's just the way, unfortunately, how the cookie crumbles. Yeah,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: so he just got weighted out, but the vibes are
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: gonna be is when he's line, I'm surprised someone hasn't
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: done anything. I'm not saying they should, but I'm.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Surprised that something hasn't been done yet they and I'm
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not we're really.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is we're really gonna do three more
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: years of this?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's possible right words, it's possible the
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: only way, it's very possible.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just very I'm just shot, like, Wow, why are
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: we the starting to say like, are we really I'm
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: trying to be three more.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: Is really no one is really gonna do anything about this.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it a negative and no one.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: That's why the only way he's gonna be about it
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: is she goes to buy Hi Rounte and niggas start
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: losing his mind.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: That's okay, Okay, you see.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: The latest thing about Major Taylor.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I'm never believing that griff that she's done.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: I don't care what she's about. Say, you're not gonna
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: make me. I don't believe you.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck what the fuck they say,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: what they come out against. I know what you did
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: for the past. Because the decade, bitch.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I really hasn't changed her mind, Like because you don't
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: like him.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: She was talking about them, No, she was pretty much
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: saying that she was gonna out what was it, uh,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: She was gonna out the people who were like abusers
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: that were in like the E. F. Steine list, And
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: apparently Trump was like, you better not fucking do that, bitch.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear none of that ship because
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: you can. You can do it now, bitch, don't talk
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: about it, do it. You can do it. Right now.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: You know he don't fuck with you. You can do
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: it right now. What you won't shut up like? I
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: don't like yo, stop trying to like.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Apparently because we all know you.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: You all are a bunch of rats, scary of trying
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: to keep a little bit of power you have. It's over,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: she said that he Allegedly, she said that Donald from
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: yelled at her over the phone after she threatened to
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: identify usive men from the Epstein files. According to Green,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Trump told her that if she followed through with it,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: then his friends will get hurt.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, they should get hurt. That's the point, motherfucker.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: It should get hurt. Actions have consequences. So hopefully she
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: wisens up and like, hey, I shouldn't protect these musers.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: I know we're not trying to be a political I'm
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: just saying if you just take a little bit of
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: time and look what was in those files, just a
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: little bit that they because we talked about.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: It more on on on the Latest at.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Home with the Homebody Mela Man got real political bag.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: But if you just take a second just to look
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: at what they that some of the hainless shit, you're nasty.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: It's it's actually barbaric.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: That's the word, not not just nasty.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Actual Barbara, like, really take the clock back five to
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: six thousand years barbarism.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe six six like Barbara. Barbara likes yeah, hair cut tendonism.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Thank hilarious hair cut tendonism. Next question, with it.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: Being holiday season, if you could move any holiday to
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: another part of the year, which holiday would you move? Example,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: I would move Halloween to late April, so it's not
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: too cold outside.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Love the that's a good idea.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: I would move Thanksgiving to late May, so Memorial Thanksgiving.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving is the busiest holiday of the year, the biggest holiday.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Of the year, the best one. Put that in a
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: warm weather and then you keep the food, but you
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: also can have like a hybrid barbecue because it's nice outside.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Dam I just made every I just made the economy
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: way better.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I would probably.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Better than Memorial Day because Memorial Day is not really
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: a big holiday in the United States.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: It's not.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I would move New Year's to probably.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: April.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: But listen here, Corey, New Year's wait, I don't think
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: that's how it why it's cold outside, And.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: Then like that would I would so one one I
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: would never go to watch the ball drop because that's
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: just asinine and that's just crazy.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: But I would think more to do it if the
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: weather was warmer. Well, I wouldn't go either way. I mean,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go either way, but I would go probably warmer.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: If it was warmer, I'm not going out there and
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: there's fucking ten degrees outside and you sit out there
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: all day.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: That your point?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I was gonna say, we keep Memorial Day
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: where it is, have your late May Thanksgiving, have a
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: five day weekend, two federal holidays, the Thursday, and then
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: take off Friday, then have Monday Memorial Day.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll see that. Yeah, I would.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: I would add Juneteenth onto February that holiday, give it
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: another day, but it's Juneteenth.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I don't give fuck.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, just like New Year's getting moved to April.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Add June teenth of February, also February. Give it it
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: already has thirty days. Just give it that, you know
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I'll even hear you.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: What if we swap Juneteenth and Thanksgiving just the days?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Mhm nah, because June teen's gonna be outside.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: I won't do some niggas you are right, never mind,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: because you want a barbecue for that, exactly right, leave
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: it to.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Keep June team smack dab in the middle of it's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: hot outside, exactly. I don't.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's all right. Yeah, I moved my birthday
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: to every month, moving Christmas.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: I'm moving Christmas to the springtime, like it should be.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Open your eyes. Christmas is right after spring break. You
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: think there was walking them deserts in the snow.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't get there was no snow, there was
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: snow walking. God damn. Look at this block of text.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: You know what black people? No, it's a lot though.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. Is there like a gay Okay,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: just start reading. Just start reading because I can't read
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: and figure out what it is. That's like a whole
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: page of a Quand Mills book.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: This could be Quand Mills himself. That would we know
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: he's a beater. Somebody got their wife of signed Quand
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Mills book.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, that was hilarious. I know he didn't get this.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Let's sign Mills book. What a gift? Hilarious?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, all right, let's see what we got. Hey guys,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: y'all funny as hell, much love to the pod. So
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: I need to know if I'm the asshole for pressing
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: this girl's coworker.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: It was Halloween night.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: I worked late and I didn't want to go out,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: but my buddy convinced me to go because it's Halloween.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Bitches are dressed up.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: Let's go see something. So we hit up the three
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: bars we always frequent, but it's packed to the gills everywhere.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: But he was right.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: Grabbed a number from one girl at the first bar,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: then another at the third, and kicked it from kicked
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: it for a bit with the one at the third bar.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 6: So earlier in the night, I also messaged the one
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: who sorry zoomed in on accident, also messages the one
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get another night with. I had options,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: all right, goddamn. So the one girl finally shows up,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 6: it's like two thirty, almost closing with shows up with
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 6: a couple coworkers. She comes and finds me. She introduced
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: me to the co workers. Then we dip to the
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: front of the bar to kick it. She gets up us.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 6: She gets up to grab us some drinks, leaves me
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: sitting at the table. I'm kicking it by myself scrolling
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: on the phone, messaging the other girls just in case.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: As I'm sitting there, the dude comes up, hands me
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: a drink and says from Homegirl asked why he was
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: bringing me this, because that's weird, he says, I don't know.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: So I go back to being on my phone and
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: notice she sits at the table right next to me.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: So I head over and she got attitude. I asked
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: her what's wrong? She told me this dirty mac and
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: dickhead told her I was calling her a bitch, what dirty,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: and get the fuck away from her.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I like that dirty macin dickhead.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: So I have a problem with that kind of bullshit.
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  Speaker 6: Ask her why the fuck what the fuck you talking about?
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  Speaker 6: She looks at him and goes, did you not say that?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: He was calling me a bit? Thankfully she called him
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 6: out first, because I ain't thrown hands in a bit
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: and it's three am and you're pulling some shit. So
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 6: this man is looking shook. He like five ten, I'm
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 6: five six. He starts stuttering, trying to switch up what
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: he said. She looks at me and tells me, my bad,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: but that fuck, but that fucked up the night. I
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: walk away now it's three thirty four, it's last call.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: I can't let this slide. So I walked up straight
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: to him and say, man, the man, what the fuck
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: wrong with you? Look me in the eyes and lie,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: I'm dragging you out.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: This bitch.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: I'm small, but I got hands. So she gets mad,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 6: yelling that's my coworker. What the fuck you're gonna do
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 6: or what the fuck you're doing? Told her this ain't
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 6: nothing to do with you. This man really lying on
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: my name, and I'd like him to lie to my face.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: See what happens. Mind you, I already got the next
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: chick to go.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: See it is what it is.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: He starts stuttering again and saying he's sorry he misheard.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 6: Told him you're lucky that I ain't trying to fuck
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: up my life over some dumb ship, but the next
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: man might. Hmmm, that's true, and dipped outside. I'm talking
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: to my boy.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: He tells me.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: What he tells me that went to him and this
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: man changing his story. YadA, YadA, YadA. He actually typed
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: out YadA YadA, and I said what I said, it's
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: dead issue to me.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: I know this was childish, but I can't let that
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: ship stand someone gonna teach these lames something. It could
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: get real scary, real quick. So in my the asshole,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 6: that's a lot.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: No, you're not as standing up your asshole for checking
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: him ashole, for standing up for yourself, especially when you
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: confront the nigga and he's like, oh my fault. I
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: heard what you said no, And then after and then
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: after I walk away, you switched the story talking about
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: this that and the third YadA YadA, YadA ya this
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: nigga press me boy.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: He was about no, Yeah, lame man man, Nick, Yeah,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: what do you think? Mike?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, Mike didn't hear it?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Mike did Mike doesn't have an at liney no, no,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: red bulls. I kind of got lost in that story.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. It was a long story.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: It was long story short and he was listening bitches,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: some nigga that was dicky and dirty. Mackin from across
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: the hall said, Yo, that nigga over there, it's talking
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: about you.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Called you a bitch, called you a bitch to the
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: girl that he was with. She was like what, went
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: back to the to the friend and was like, yo,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: he said you said this.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: He said no, I ain't say that, So he confronted
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: the nigga. Don't make a mask. Yeah, grand opening, grand closing,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: grand opening, grand clothes. He still even here, mm hmm.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: You're right over there, bro, I got you. No, don't
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: do that. Oh, I got you. You're not surprised. That's
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: no surprise. It's coming around. It's always gonna work. It's
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: not to get dropped in your mouth. That's long. It's
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: gonna work. Mike in the back of mind, he drops
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: you need that, you need that? Oh you don't see.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: You should have did it now you did it too early.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: You did it too early. Yeah, this episode is over.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: You act like we have we have one, But I'm
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: just saying, whoa.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: All pro DEFENSI attack of Michael Deaving Windfield.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Michael be Haven, Winfield, Mount Clear State. Still smelling it.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: On that note, we like the ship Red Hawks. Who
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: one more question?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 6: So Mike doesn't waste all right red hooks, it's smelling salts.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: What's something random? You think the alphabet what's something random?
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: You think the Alphabet boys are behind? It's talking about
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 6: the c I A not that I'm.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Like, what gave me?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: The Apha boys everything, that's everything that's involved in the
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: dating discourse on the Internet dating.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Discussion BLOEMP pop show.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that needs to stop minority women thinking they don't
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: need a man, specifically bro.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: Granted, I don't watch Cam Newton's podcasts, and I definitely
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna watch it now that fucking the chick
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: from Baddie was on it.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: But did you see the clips from that ship? No,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: I don't even know that was the thing. He was
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: actually whacking that nigga on the head. Know the fuck
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: she wasn't? She just sound like a fucking bird.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: He was.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: Not.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: Natalie None was on Cam Newton's podcast and she was
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: just talking and Cam Newton asked her. He was like,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: why would anybody want to date to Batty? He's like, oh,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: because we make money. We do all this ship we
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: boss And she's like, okay, take finances out of it.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: Why would we dated Batty? Well, that's the reason why
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: you were doing Batty because we're making money.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: So like that sounds like when he says take winning
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: out of it. No, no, if anyone wanted to so,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: So one of the bad I did just DJ for
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: bad One of the Baddies just got engaged to some
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: baseball players, so like they was talking about him so
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: so so like she was like, well, I don't even
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: know who he is, so automatically I'm a Baddie, so
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: I'm more popular than him. And so that's why why
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: a person will want to dated Baddy because we're popular.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know who. I don't know, sure, but I'm like,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: you're you're proving his point. Take away this money you're making.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: What do you offer Mike? You can argue it the
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: other way about Cam Newton?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 6: What does he offer other than money?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: See, if you ask Cam Newton that he will probably
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: have more of an answer than oh, I'm popular, but
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: what what is it? I don't know Cam Newton. I
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: can't answer that for him. We don't know Natalie none,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: but but we can infer if only thing she's saying
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: is that what I'm saying that makes you want to
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: marry because you're popular.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: I'm saying she said her her first thing was like,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: we got money, we pay the bills, and you said
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: take money off it.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, if you asked Cam Newton that's the same thing,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: you're probably gonna get the same answer.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: An m v P. What is that going to do
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: for his girlfriend. She ain't go fifteeny one.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: Your collection of ascots and and baby mama broken homes,
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: funk out of.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Here, nigga and cut off, cut off top hats, look
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: at like.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: Theme punk jazz. M just gotta engage that girl on
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: the issue. Was people on Twitter like, yo, she has
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: an only fans?
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? And then he's like, my wife don't have
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: only fans. Oh what do you think? Niggas found it? Niggas,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: we were like here it is? Was it still ongoing?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: And then he was like, well, subscribed to it. I'm
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: I'll be on there too. And I'm like, nigg you
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: a yankee, you act like it, don't don't don't funk
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: over your bag. Trying to be with a bad jazz
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: makes some questionable choices. I still like him as a
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: baseball player, but he was.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't even know who he is, so I'm
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: automatically more popular than he is, So that's why he
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: would want to be with me.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: I think I just think there. I think I think
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: what he tried to do on that show didn't work
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: because he had to answer to me.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: He's just as dumb. He just plays football. That's all. Probably,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: that's all.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: God blessed them with the ability to throw football real far.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: But he is just as stupid, if not more so.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: He's still a nigga with six kids the same age.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: So nine.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: He has nine, has nine kids, And it doesn't matter
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: how much money you have. At that point, that's not
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: a good decision. You're responsible because you're creating a series
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: of broken home.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: Like Stego kids on Christals newborn. That's very different.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Is he's very lit. But to answer your questions, this
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: is me specifically the the what did I say earlier,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know, specifically with successful women thinking that they
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: need to date men who aren't as successful as the
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: specifically all of that, and like I said earlier, shout
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: out to the discord, there's nothing wrong with dating for.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, joined the discord. Discord on
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: the discord. There's a lot of discourse in the discord
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: mm hm, talk about many different things. The channels and
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: art episodes.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 6: Whatever, gardening, gardening, fitness, I mean, weeds, weeds, yes.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Movies, damn? Should I say yeah?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Usually the topic of discussion yeah, mm hmmm, whatever, do
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: so whatever that's my favorite section or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I only checked that topics and Patreon. Okay, whatever is
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: my favorite one.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Though, every now and then when I finally go through it,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: I scroll through all of them.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like I go through the gardening like
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: you're a junkie, you're.
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  Speaker 3: My people, Thanks Kevin. I go through that like, I
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: don't know who I think, I think, I think I
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: want to say, I don't know who it was. I
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: want to say it was Panda. Shout out to her
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: in the gardening. So she had a fucking coffee month
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  Speaker 3: that was a combination bong and I was like, das
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  Speaker 1: A little grade. That so feing like, but hey, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's.
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  Speaker 2: Just a little efficiency.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Right there, created by douche. That's like, that's like that,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: that's like the best part of waking up. Is we
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: next to your coffee cup? Now? Okay? Yeah, well, well
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