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Fake News, And Just Like That, Meghan Markle Has a Spread · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. For more Juicy Scoop
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  Speaker 2: to all my socials. So head over there now. We
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  Speaker 2: got a lot to discuss in this episode, which is
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  Speaker 2: why I'm doing a solo. So many topics, so many updates.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be juicy. It's going to be fun.
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  Speaker 2: But some of it is news-ish. So let me get
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  Speaker 2: to it as best I can. First of all, love
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  Speaker 2: the response from Tuesday's episode for my niece, Devin LaBella.
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  Speaker 2: And a couple of questions that came forward that people
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  Speaker 2: said was, I remember reading about this a couple of
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  Speaker 2: weeks ago. And the response was, isn't she a serial accuser? No,
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  Speaker 2: Devin LaBella is not a serial accuser. That is absolutely
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  Speaker 2: not true. She's never sued anyone in her entire life. However,
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  Speaker 2: Where that comes from is she was a student at
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  Speaker 2: one time at the James Franco Acting School. And if
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  Speaker 2: you remember that story, there were accusers there that felt
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  Speaker 2: things were wrong, things that went wrong. I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to get into it. She was not a victim of that. However,
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  Speaker 2: part of that was people that did go there did
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  Speaker 2: get their little acting tuition back, which is, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how much, but I assume it's a few hundred
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  Speaker 2: dollars for an acting class. That's it. That's why her
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  Speaker 2: name happened to be mentioned in something else. And of course,
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  Speaker 2: their team, the Kevin Costner team, want to put that
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  Speaker 2: narrative out there. It's not at all true. Also, I
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  Speaker 2: find it interesting that A week ago, I was stopped
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  Speaker 2: at my party by the news people that I had there,
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  Speaker 2: which I loved. Thank you for the press that came. However,
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  Speaker 2: they did ask me about my niece, Devon LaBella, and
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  Speaker 2: what she's going through. And I spoke much like I
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  Speaker 2: did on my own show. Those interviews were never printed, aired,
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  Speaker 2: or used. And I thought that was very strange. And
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  Speaker 2: when we inquired about it, they said, oh, we didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to report on an ongoing issue. lawsuit legal battle. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: These same news places stopped me and used interviews asking
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  Speaker 2: me about Blake Lively versus Justin Baldoni, P. Diddy, every
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  Speaker 2: other case that's going on. You're telling me you don't
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  Speaker 2: talk about legal battles? So clearly- The powers that be,
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  Speaker 2: when you're as powerful as Kevin Costner and his attorney,
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  Speaker 2: Marty Singer, they have the ability, in my opinion, to
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  Speaker 2: get news to not go through certain channels. There's ways
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  Speaker 2: that this works in Hollywood. A PR person who has
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  Speaker 2: several other great clients that these people want to get
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  Speaker 2: on their show or to interview, they will gatekeep those
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  Speaker 2: if you go forward with this story. Don't put this
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  Speaker 2: person on your show. Um, otherwise you won't get these
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  Speaker 2: valuable people. I've explained this over the last 10 years
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  Speaker 2: of Juicy Scoop. It's happened to me. It's happened to
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  Speaker 2: people I know. And so thank God I have Juicy
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  Speaker 2: Scoop and thank God you guys are here and that
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  Speaker 2: people like Devin are brave enough to come forward. But
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  Speaker 2: this is what happens when you do speak up in
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  Speaker 2: Hollywood as a woman. Okay. Moving on big cases right now.
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  Speaker 2: As I'm recording this, they do have a verdict in
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  Speaker 2: the Diddy trial. However, I don't know of his sentencing.
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  Speaker 2: In short, he was found guilty on two counts of
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  Speaker 2: transportation to engage in prostitution, but not guilty on the racketeering,
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  Speaker 2: which was the real big one, and the sex trafficking charges.
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  Speaker 2: So according to the Cassie case and the Jane Doe,
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  Speaker 2: they were not seen as being trafficked, but the... solicit
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  Speaker 2: to prostitution and transportation to engage in prostitution was. Those
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  Speaker 2: two counts, there could be a maximum of 10 on
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  Speaker 2: each of those, 10 years on each of those counts.
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  Speaker 2: So that could be up to 20 years. Nobody thinks
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna get that, myself included, His kids were thrilled.
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  Speaker 2: They were dancing outside the courtroom. He fell to his knees,
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  Speaker 2: you know, thanking everybody. His attorneys appeared to have tears
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  Speaker 2: in their eyes. This was a big win for the defense.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll see. We'll see if he gets to go
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  Speaker 2: home for Fourth of July. As of right now, we
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  Speaker 2: don't know yet. or what that sentencing, if any, what
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  Speaker 2: it will be. Again, I predict it'll be 36 months,
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  Speaker 2: and he'll do a little over two years. Still my prediction.
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  Speaker 2: 50 Cent, always with the jokes. He immediately posted, did
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  Speaker 2: he beat the feds? That boy, a bad man. Beat
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  Speaker 2: the Rico. I mean, racketeering. He, the gay, John Gotti. So, clever. Clever, Fitty. Oh, well.
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  Speaker 2: and you probably know about this case, what the latest is,
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  Speaker 2: is Brian Koberger, who was the man on trial for
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  Speaker 2: killing the four Idaho college students in the home that
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  Speaker 2: they lived in. So horrible. He has reached a plea deal.
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  Speaker 2: And this was a big deal. At first, when I
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  Speaker 2: heard it, that he will be pleading to the murders
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  Speaker 2: for life in prison versus taking the death penalty off
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  Speaker 2: the table. Apparently there was a, what I read, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know if this is true, that there was
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  Speaker 2: going to be a death penalty by firing squad, that
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  Speaker 2: that was an option if he'd gotten that during trial. Apparently,
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  Speaker 2: they did not speak to the victim's family, the prosecutors,
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  Speaker 2: before making this deal. That is unusual. It is unusual
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  Speaker 2: for California. I talked to our Juicy Scoop friend, Matt Murphy.
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  Speaker 2: He always was in very close contact with his victims
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  Speaker 2: as a prosecutor. They had his cell number. This would
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  Speaker 2: never have happened in a case that he did. He
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  Speaker 2: texted me that. I asked about that. But every state
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  Speaker 2: is different. And of course, there's four families that that
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  Speaker 2: are victims in here. And I think two of them
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  Speaker 2: were very unhappy with this and wanted the trial. And
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  Speaker 2: one was not attending anything to begin with. And so
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  Speaker 2: I think they are probably. and a little more peace
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  Speaker 2: that this is done. I just watched the judge ask
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  Speaker 2: him each victim and he said, yes, guilty to premeditated
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  Speaker 2: murder on all four, which is really, I mean, that's
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  Speaker 2: probably part of the plea, I don't know if he'll
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  Speaker 2: ever get in prison and then change his story and
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  Speaker 2: try to say something different happened that he only meant
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  Speaker 2: to watch one of them sleeping and then they came
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  Speaker 2: and this is what he had to do. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But according to what we saw just now in the courtroom,
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  Speaker 2: he has admitted to premeditated murder of all four people
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  Speaker 2: that he knew what he was doing, that he was
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  Speaker 2: planning on doing it. So now he'll do life in prison. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it is a very hard thing. I can't
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  Speaker 2: even imagine what what these families are going through. However,
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  Speaker 2: it's my understanding that someone who's on death row seems
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  Speaker 2: to have a lot more resources and a lot more
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  Speaker 2: people want to save those people because it's death versus
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  Speaker 2: when you get the life sentence. When you get the
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  Speaker 2: life sentence, it's very hard to get it overturned. It's
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  Speaker 2: very hard to get any legal people to try to
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  Speaker 2: help you. But the other idea is we'll never know why.
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  Speaker 2: We'll never understand why he did it. Who knows? Who
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  Speaker 2: knows what will happen with this guy? Who will be
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  Speaker 2: following him? What weird woman will want to, or man,
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  Speaker 2: will want to try to be his pen pal and
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  Speaker 2: want to marry him? You know that's going to happen
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  Speaker 2: because it always seems to. Very disgusting. That's where we
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  Speaker 2: are with that. So that is a done deal for now.
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  Speaker 2: I thought this was crazy. According to the P. Diddy,
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  Speaker 2: just one more thing on P. Diddy because I have
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  Speaker 2: it in my notes. Want to see where Diddy's alleged
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  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills freak-offs went down? You can. Just head over
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  Speaker 2: to TMZtour.com for tickets. So I guess there's one hotel
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: that was a frequent place for the freak-offs, and now
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  Speaker 2: the TMZ, along with seeing where Marilyn Monroe's cottage was
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  Speaker 2: or whatnot, they'll take you there as well. At first
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  Speaker 2: I thought, that is so gross, but then I thought,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, they go by... I'm sure the O.J.
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  Speaker 2: murder scene and other places like that and other gruesome
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  Speaker 2: things that have happened. So am I surprised? No. But
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  Speaker 2: you can go do that if you wish. Latest on
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  Speaker 2: Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. Blake Lively subpoenas Candace Owens
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  Speaker 2: and Perez. Hilton in Justin Baldoni legal battle. This came
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  Speaker 2: out yesterday. Candace immediately spoke out and said, I have
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  Speaker 2: not received any kind of subpoena. The thought is this
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  Speaker 2: is a tactic on Blake Lively's team to get something
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  Speaker 2: out in the news that So essentially, when people type
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  Speaker 2: in what happened with subpoenas and Blake Lively, this will
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  Speaker 2: be the latest one, not the one that dealt with
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  Speaker 2: her old company that did the subpoena of getting the
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  Speaker 2: text messages to get the scoop about the PR people
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  Speaker 2: and the supposed smear campaign. It is a confusing case
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  Speaker 2: at this point, and it is kind of confusing trying
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  Speaker 2: to follow what people think her legal tactic is. It
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  Speaker 2: is very weird that story went everywhere, TMZ, Us Weekly,
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  Speaker 2: that these content creators were in fact being subpoenaed when
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  Speaker 2: they're saying we have not received a subpoena. That is strange,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean that it's not on its way or the
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  Speaker 2: person hasn't gotten it delivered or hasn't gotten to their lawyers.
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  Speaker 2: but it does seem like a strange tactic and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why anybody that's reporting on it, myself included,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna get one, but what asset
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  Speaker 2: we would be to the case when we're just coming
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  Speaker 2: up with our own theories and conclusions and reporting on
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  Speaker 2: what we're seeing in the news. Of course, there's other
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  Speaker 2: content creators that have gotten a lot deeper and have
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  Speaker 2: read every page of every lawsuit, and they're not getting
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  Speaker 2: subpoenaed either. So this is just strange. It seemed like
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  Speaker 2: they kind of grabbed for the biggest, most notable names.
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  Speaker 2: Perez Hilton's been around forever. Of course, Candace Owens is huge. Strange, though. Weird.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the tactic is. This story had
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  Speaker 2: a happy ending, but I thought it was interesting for
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  Speaker 2: a number of reasons. On a Disney cruise... People said,
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  Speaker 2: oh my God, I heard this thud and then another.
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  Speaker 2: And a little girl had fallen four stories out of
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  Speaker 2: the big Disney cruise ship and her dad immediately went
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  Speaker 2: after her. They threw down life jackets. It took about
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  Speaker 2: 10 minutes for them to get the lifeboat over to them.
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  Speaker 2: They are both okay. They're going to be fine. But
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  Speaker 2: now the article has come out saying all this report
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  Speaker 2: that had come where the dad was holding her up
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  Speaker 2: for a selfie photo, and then she dropped, and then
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  Speaker 2: he went after her, like worst dad on earth. Not true,
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  Speaker 2: he was actually a hero. That the child, like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure she didn't mean to, but she got over the
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  Speaker 2: railing and fell, and then he immediately, without thinking, jumped
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  Speaker 2: over after her. So he's in fact a hero. But
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: there was a lot of internet talk, on these horrible
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  Speaker 2: hate groups and whatnot, destroying him as a dad. And
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  Speaker 2: it is now, according to New York Post, been cleared
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  Speaker 2: up that based on the eyewitnesses, no, there was some
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  Speaker 2: plexiglass that she got over. Very scary, very scary, especially
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  Speaker 2: after we talked about the poop cruise and all of that.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, I also talked about in the last
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  Speaker 2: episode that I would like to go on the 200-person
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  Speaker 2: boats of the Ritz-Carlton ship Well, they just did it
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  Speaker 2: with a bunch of famous influencer-type people that does not
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  Speaker 2: include me. They did not invite me, Ritz Carlton, and
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  Speaker 2: I told you I would like to go. It was
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  Speaker 2: Sofia Vergara and many others, some of which had just
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  Speaker 2: finished going to the Jeff and Lauren Bezos wedding, and
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  Speaker 2: then they hopped on this yacht with Martha Stewart, and
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  Speaker 2: they're all posting about it, and it looks fabulous, and
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  Speaker 2: they're in caftans and drinking champagne and taking sunset photos,
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  Speaker 2: and Good for them. I'm talking about it, but I
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  Speaker 2: was talking about it for free and you didn't invite me.
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  Speaker 2: So I still want to go on the Ritz Carlton
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  Speaker 2: luxury cruise or Four Seasons, whichever. I like a small
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  Speaker 2: fancy boat. I'm here to go. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of things. People wondered why did Eva Longoria
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  Speaker 2: not attend the Lauren Sanchez wedding since they had been
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  Speaker 2: friends for a while? Well, she had a project she
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  Speaker 2: was filming. Also, Katy Perry didn't go. Katy Perry and
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  Speaker 2: Orlando are now breaking up. I believe they were married.
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  Speaker 2: They have one child and they are done. And he
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  Speaker 2: did go to the wedding and she did not. Well,
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  Speaker 2: she had her tour. So I think it was in
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  Speaker 2: like Australia or something. There's no way you can get
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  Speaker 2: out of that, even for the biggest wedding of the year,
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  Speaker 2: because people would know you can't just go, oh, My throat,
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  Speaker 2: I have a sore throat. And then you're like getting
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  Speaker 2: off the Venice taxis waving to go to the wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Like you got to stick with your act. And then
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  Speaker 2: the girl just can't catch a break. I mean, first
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  Speaker 2: she tries to get home a house from old nuns
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  Speaker 2: and people find out that she was doing that. She
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: also got her house from an old man in Santa Barbara.
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  Speaker 2: Cameron Westcott's father-in-law. She succeeded in that. Everyone was mean
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  Speaker 2: to her about going to space, if she went or not.
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  Speaker 2: And now she's missing the fun wedding while her ex
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  Speaker 2: goes with her friends and she's got to do her show,
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  Speaker 2: which looks like a disaster. And she... I don't know
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  Speaker 2: who started all the stuff. I don't know if it
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: was Pink that always was like flying around. I just
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: said that Beyonce was stuck in the car. Like nobody's
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  Speaker 2: just sitting and like singing and maybe like doing a
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: few dances. She was in some weird ring thing and
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: she got stuck for like a very long time. And
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I saw the video and people didn't know what was
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  Speaker 2: going on, but she was stuck there. And she's probably like,
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  Speaker 2: why the fuck did I decide to go on this tour?
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  Speaker 2: Like this sucks. So anyway, And it looked pretty lame.
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  Speaker 2: People just need to get back to singing and stop
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  Speaker 2: wearing weird robot outfits.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
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  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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  Speaker 2: Um rosie o'donnell also not happy with uh jeff and
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  Speaker 2: lauren sanchez and she wrote a little poem and said
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  Speaker 2: listen i like rosie o'donnell i wish she was still
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  Speaker 2: on just like that which i'm going to get into
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  Speaker 2: later in the show however it's kind of annoying to
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  Speaker 2: see certain multi multi-millionaires who have oceanfront properties and boats
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  Speaker 2: and things being so angry that they, that these billionaires
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  Speaker 2: decided to have a lavish wedding that you weren't invited
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  Speaker 2: to my personal opinion. She's a bitter Betty too, along
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  Speaker 2: with Katie Couric, neither of you are suffering. And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's just like, I know I'm a multimillionaire, but at
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  Speaker 2: least I'm not a billionaire. It's like, just shut up. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So also I was thinking about The other rich man
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: in our lives, Bill Gates, he got divorced from Melinda
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  Speaker 2: French Gates. And I wondered, where are they? What's going
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  Speaker 2: on with them? Well, she recently did an interview Probably
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  Speaker 2: another one of her rich friends started a podcast. That's
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  Speaker 2: the new thing, by the way. It used to be
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  Speaker 2: that rich women, like a pretty mess, Erika Jayne, would
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  Speaker 2: just like, you know what, I'd like to be a
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  Speaker 2: pop star. And then they'd just get all their money
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  Speaker 2: together and they'd become a pop star. Well, now they're
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  Speaker 2: just like, I think I'd like to be Heather MacDonald
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  Speaker 2: and let me just get my rich husband or whoever
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  Speaker 2: and I'll just get my exciting friends and we'll just
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: set it up and have some real conversations. Yes, let's have, oh, wow. Wow,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: you are inspiring, Meghan Markle. Those type of really unfiltered conversation. Anyway,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: she did an interview. Seems like a cool woman. They
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: got divorced. They had three kids. And she made it
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: very clear that she alluded to infidelity on some level
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: on his part. And also that she didn't like that
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: he was, as my dad would say, asshole buddies with
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein and went to Jeffrey Epstein's island and things
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: like that. and had business or meetings with him. And
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I wondered, what's he doing? Has he sought out a
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Lauren Sanchez? Has he got... on the HDH or something
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: like it? And he has. And he's with this girl
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: who is, she's also rich. She was a tech person.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: And I thought I had her name handy and I don't.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: But Anyway, she was married to the Oracle, which is
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: huge CEO who unfortunately died a couple of years ago.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: He's with 500 million, but she was already a tech
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: exec herself. She was that her, her husband who passed,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: she was the second wife. They are now dating. And
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: they're going to like, you know, basketball games and they've
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: been dating for a couple of years. She is, you know,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: looks to be in her late 40s or something. So
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: pretty much age appropriate for him. And he looks like
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: he buffed out a little and got a little self-tanner too.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: So and also his ex-wife has a boyfriend. So listen,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: billionaires are just like us. Savannah of the Chrisleys. She
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: also sat down with now her newly released parents who
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: were pardoned. This is Chrisley Knows Best, Todd Chrisley. We've
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: talked about this case, so I know you're familiar. He
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: is out. And he told a pretty juicy story. She
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: was prompting him. She was like, no, you were madder
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: than that. It was kind of a weird interview, but anyway.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, good for them. So he... was at the
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: same prison of another story I was obsessed with. Singer.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Who's Singer? Singer is the guy, I think he's like
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: 66 now. I don't know how much time he's doing,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: but I think it's quite a few years. He was
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: the ringleader, the person who created the bogus company of
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: helping people get into college, but really it was paying
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: him and then he would get part of the donation
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: to somebody else at the school who was the coach.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: This was the college scandal that put Lori Loughlin and
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: her husband Mossimo behind bars for five to, I think
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: maybe the husband did a year, five months to a year.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Felicity Huffman did time. And so according to Todd Chrisley,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: he was like, I told that man, I don't like you.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You're the biggest snitch in here. You snitched on my
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: friend Felicity Huffman. You wore a wire and you entrapped them,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: which I think is probably pretty true, but they're all
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: guilty of doing this, and that's why they were found guilty. However,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Singer was the one that was doing this, and we
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: don't know how long this has been going on for.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Only the people in the last few years that got
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: caught did we know about. I believe this was going
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: on for like 20 years and where people would pretend
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: to get through the school by being on a sport
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: or they would just give a huge donation or was
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: also saying they had ADHD or needed special time to
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: take the test in which then they'd have a private
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: proctor and then that person would be paid off and
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: would actually give them the answers. All of it was
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: going down and was all through this guy Singer. Chrisley
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: and he got into it at the prison. And then,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: so he didn't like them already. And then he said,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: and then one day I walked in and I heard
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: him talking a smack about you, Savannah. And I went
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: up to him and I said, keep my daughter's name
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: out of your mouth or I'm going to rip off
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: your head and shove it down your neck or something. Well,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: he said after that, they never really messed with each
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: other again. really kind of juicy about his prison life.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: And I suspect their new show, a lot of people
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: will be watching because it does remind us that he's
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: like this protective badass dad who loves fashion and can't
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: get enough of his wife and misses all of the
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: great men that he met behind bars. So it is...
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: He's an interesting character, hence why he gets reality show
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: after reality show, even when he went to prison, though
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: he always claimed his innocence. Okay, you know this story
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: as well. Real Housewives OC, Shannon Bedore's ex-husband, David Bedore,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: has been married to a woman named Leslie Bedore for
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: about four years or so, and they have a daughter
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: about that age. I think they had the daughter before
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: they got married. And they have done everything from post
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: videos of them with their pants down, frolicking in the
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: bushes of Italy. to their wedding, to beautiful pregnancy photos,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: to numerous filings of restraining orders on each other, as
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: well as filing for divorce and then not getting divorced
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: and then showing how happy they are in Montana. And
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: it just goes back and forth. Well, he has now
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: filed a restraining order against her and it was granted
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: for now, temporarily. Um, I believe it's temporary, um, based
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: on the fact that they got in an argument and
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: she gouged his arms and he showed his arms that
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: had looked to have nail marks and stuff in it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: She had also previously tried to file a restraining order
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: or did, and then like didn't fall through. I don't know,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: saying that he was physically abusive to her. He says
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: in this filing that she has always been after his
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: money and that she has even said in arguments that
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: the only reason that she married him was to gain
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: a luxurious lifestyle. And she has said that, you know,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: he's cut her off and how she's supposed to take
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: care of her daughter and live. He wants her out
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: of his Newport house, never to come near there again.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: She's currently in their Montana house. And they do share
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: a four-year-old daughter. So he, I'm sure, will have to
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: pay some child support. But let's see if this final
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: fourth time of filing for divorce on his side will
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: actually go through. But I don't think this makes Shannon
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: happy because this kind of trauma with her daughter's father
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: is not good for anybody. However... There's got to be some,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: a little bit of satisfaction of just like, really? And
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I was such a fucking nightmare? Are you kidding me?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Hope you had fun wobbling around, sweating, going to Disneyland,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: buying this girl, this woman jewelry and being a father
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: to her kids and being a six-year-old dad to a
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: four-year-old and then having to deal with accusations and and
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: triggering each other into, oh, what a mess. And I
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: would not put it past Bravo if they try to
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: get this Leslie Bedore on the show at one point.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Do not be surprised if that happens in the future,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: especially if she officially gets divorced from him. Watch. They'll
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: get her to be friends with some other girl and
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: then she comes around and they torture Shannon again. Lizzo
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: reveals the three meals that she ate to reach her
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: weight loss goals. And they are Ozempic, Wegovy, and Manjaro. Hi, thanks.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: You can catch me here all week. Anyway, she looks good.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Another Heather prediction. Heather, didn't you predict? Yes, I did.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: She looks good. She's happy. These things work. Don't hate her.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: She's in her mermaid phase, okay? She's loving life, taking photos.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's doing any new music, but it's,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: you know, it's not about, it's the positivity that comes
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: from it is that she likes the way she looks now, okay?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: On the other hand, everyone freaked out over Ryan Seacrest.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: He posted a photo of himself just enjoying himself his
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: little summer break in the Hamptons or whatever. And they said, oh,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: my God, he looks so thin. Is he okay? Well,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: one thing about Ryan Seacrest is he's very open about this.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: He struggled with this weight as a kid. And he, okay,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I just want to make sure I'm still recording. Wait.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Can't work 26 minutes. Wait. One thing about Ryan Seacrest
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: is he did struggle with weight as a kid, and
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: he's talked about that, and he's always wanted to maintain
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the size that he is today. Also, the guy is 50, okay?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: People's faces and bodies change as they age. However, this
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: stuff works, and if it makes you a little less
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: hungry and you need to lose even five to 10 pounds,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: it can work for you. So maybe that's the case.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: But listen, I hate to tell you this, but thin
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: is in. It's back. I mean, I've never seen such
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: a quick like pendulum swing from just a few years ago.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: You'd walk in and every ad and every model was,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: you know, the curvy and all of that. And now
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: it's just it's not going to be that anymore. And
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: it's just it's just interesting how quickly things change. And
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: just like that, I'm going to tell you some things
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: that you might be surprised about. I am up to
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: date with the show. As you're hearing this now, there'll
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: be a new episode out. I got it. This is
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: the biggest thing that people are talking about. What have
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: you done to our characters and everything? Well, we, of course,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: miss Samantha. And Samantha was on Piers Morgan. I think
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: it was recent, but it might have been from a
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: while back. And he brought up, would you ever go back?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you want to go back? And she said,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I just wish that Sarah Jessica Parker was just a
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: little bit nicer. Hmm. And that's her Samantha voice. She
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: really talked like a normal person when she said that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: But that's the truth. And talk about being probably really
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: grateful that you weren't part of this. You didn't need
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: the money. You didn't need the fame of it. You
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: have other projects. She is so missed in so many
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: videos that people that are fans of Sexy City are
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: putting together of her character truly just being a wonderful,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: non-judgmental friend to all three of the girls. And it
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: is a bummer. And I feel like Seema, who kind
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: of is the Samantha of the group, she's the realtor,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I almost feel like she's doing a slight Samantha impression.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: So she goes to get a bank loan. And she's
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: talking to the female bank loan person. She wants a
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: business loan so she could open her own real estate company.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I want to make sure that I
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: can have my own business. Understand? A man who didn't
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: do anything just took it right from under me. Can
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: you relate to that? And it was very Samantha. And
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: the girl coincidentally said, I do love this. Listen, they
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: have recycled a lot of old guest stars from Sex
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: and the City onto and just like that. And I'm
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: for it, providing they remain the character, like they come
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: back into a scene. They did it this time. I
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: realized that she was the same actress that played the
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: woman who turned down Carrie when Carrie wanted a loan
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: to buy her condo. They used the same actress. And
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: then Carrie made a reference. Oh, I remember I got
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: a female too. So I kind of like, I think
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: they should do more of that. I think it's fun
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: to connect the dots for the people that are not
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: going to stop watching this show. It is not the same.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: And you know why it's not the same? Why, Heather?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Because they're 55. And yes, you loved it when you,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: if you watched it while it was happening and you
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: two were in your 30s or you were a teenager
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: and watched it or you watch the reruns now as
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: a twin. Because it's fun. It was fun that they
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: went on all these crazy dates and met weird guys
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: and fell hard and then realized they had a strange kink.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: And that was relatable then and it's relatable now. But
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: if you are 30 and you're watching this show, you
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: might think it's not relatable at all. But there are
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: some things that are. It's just not as fun or
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: juicy as when you were 35. It just isn't. And
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: one of it was about Aiden, which we were all like,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: this is the weirdest thing, myself included, that he's like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: see you in five years. Well, she goes to visit
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: him and she realizes he has a real fucked up
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: teenage son. And it is a dynamic that he cannot
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: shield her from anymore because the kid freaked out playing
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: apples to apples and was angry at his brothers who
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: seemed to be more normal. And the 15-year-old kid broke
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: a window and glass went shattering in her hair like
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: when Lisa Renna broke the glass and said, don't talk
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: about the husband to her. Kim Richards. It was that
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: same type of thing. And she was like, yeah, I
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: get it now. I get it. And I don't want
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: to deal with your disturbed son. And Aiden's like, I
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: am not going to abandon this kid. I don't want
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: to load him up with the Adderall like his mom
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: wants him to. And I have to do what I
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: can do. I love you. But like, no, my kid
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: matters more than. And I think that is actually really great.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think enough people do that when they have
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: fucked up kids and they want to find love for
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: the second time around. So that I thought was a
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: great storyline. You're like, Heather, I can't believe you're complimenting
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: the show. Complimenting the show. I am. The other part was,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: but then there's some weird stuff. I'm not into Miranda's
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: lesbian girlfriend. She's super boring, not funny, not interesting. And
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: then she goes and moves in with Carrie. And we
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: have to see a totally naked scene. Unnecessary. I think
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: her body looked nice, but I didn't need to see it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: And then she eats the last yogurt, the last banana
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: and the last Mexican Coke. And even though everyone thinks
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Carrie's kind of a bitch, I'm like, yeah, what are
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: you doing? Like you're staying there for free. Why wouldn't
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: you go and say, I'm getting groceries. How do you
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: want to do the food? How long am I staying
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: here for? But it's a show. So, okay, fine. And
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: so that, that was about it. I don't even like,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I can't even remember the rest of stuff because it
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: is pretty dull. Oh, we're dealing with Charlotte's husband having
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: prostate cancer. Again, sadly relatable to people, but not fun,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: but relatable. And then I feel bad that I was
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: so mean to Harry that he pissed his pants at
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: the club. I was like, why are we watching you
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: try to whip out your dick? And it's because he
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: had prostate cancer. I was mean to Aiden. He was
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: trying to be a good dad. I was mean to
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Harry the first couple episodes, and he was just having... Oh, sorry.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And he was just having a prostate issue. Oh, but
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: the craziest part is the sexy editor. Okay. Never in
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: my life in this business for all these years, have
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I ever seen a male editor that is that buffed
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: out and fashion forward and as her hot male model
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: turned film editor of a documentary? An editor sits in
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: a dark room by himself all day long. That's not
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: someone who has time to go get earrings, a necklace,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: and you know, it's like, The edit, like if she's
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: going to go screw somebody, and also her being, like
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: she wouldn't be dressed to the nines every time she
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: was in the editing bay either. This is the girl
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Lisa is her character's name. So that's
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: just ridiculous. But you know what? We get some eye candy,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: but please don't take me out of these things. And
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: then we have to deal with the little, with the
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: bitchy daughter who is like, Mom, I don't want to
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: go glamping. Now my ballet boyfriend is going to get
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: an extra weekend with his boyfriend when it's my weekend. To,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, to what? So, I mean, to have to
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: think about where she's like, well, I'm glamping. His boyfriend's
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: blowing him when I should be blowing him. God, Mom.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It is. That, the polyamorous thing is, As now that
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: isn't relatable, but at least it's something, at least it's something.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I do see, think the scenes drag on. I, you know,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Some, something else needs to happen. I've
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: given my predictions. Seema's going to get with the gardener.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: They're going to be having hot sex and the kid
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: is the autistic nephew's going to walk in. That is
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: going to happen. Something's going to happen. Oh, okay. Wait.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I have a, it's not a prediction because it won't happen,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: but it's a wish. If you, how good would this
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: be on the show? For those of you that are
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: watching this, Miranda is infatuated with the writer who lives downstairs,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: who's English, who smokes a pipe. Okay. But he did
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: take his neighbor Carrie out to dinner because at first
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: they didn't like each other because Carrie wanted to get
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: her groove back. So 60-year-old Carrie is wearing heels in
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: her house all day long just to feel sexy. That
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: is completely unbelievable. You know, the fact that nobody that's
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: that age wants to wear heels more than they have
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: to for a few hours at a dinner. Certainly not
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: going to walk around their own house when no one's
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: looking without taking off their shoes. I want to see
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Carrie fall in her shoes and end up in a boot,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: an orthopedic boot, even better, a little scooter where she's
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: on one leg scooting around. That would be fun. And
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: when that happens, Miranda runs into the author downstairs and
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: she could go two ways. He's not finishing the book
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: she turns Kathy Bates on him and like misery to
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: get him and she and she also needs a place
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: to stay so she's secretly staying downstairs he's trapped to
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: the bed and she's making him type okay that's my
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: one wish but a more realistic one is how good
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: would it be if she gets drunk talking about Marie
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Antoinette or something with him and they have sex while
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Carrie is in the boot and then she carries like
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: first my yogurt and now my one prospect who lives
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: downstairs Miranda I thought you were gay and then That's
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: the best part. I'm bi. That would be so good
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: if these two women both like the same guy and
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: she's pissed because she thought there was one less person
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: in her life as competition because Miranda had been in
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: a gay relationship. But she will go straight when it
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: comes for her favorite author. I pray I can only
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: do so much. Wait, wait, it's coming to me. It's
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: coming to me. One more idea to save and just
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: like that. Okay, what if the English pipe smoking author
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: is in Miranda's head and while she's talking to her
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: boring BBC English girlfriend, the English girlfriend goes, you're really
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: quite stunning, but I want to know what are your fantasies?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: And then Miranda goes, I mean, it's kind of crazy.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: You are everything, but... I'm very attracted to my favorite
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: author who lives just below Kerry. And, oh, you're telling
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: me that you missed the D? You mean the dick? Well,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I guess I do need to spell it out for you,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: don't I? Yes, yeah, I guess I do. Well, that
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: can be arranged. There's hardly a man that turns down
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: a threesome. And in fact, when I was in London,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I had one with just such an author. I think
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: you would like possibly to do a redo. Really? Think
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: about it. You and me, your favorite author? I think
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I'd like that. OK, I think I'd like that too.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Cut to, they're laughing, drinking. He remembers her. They're talking
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: about old English times. And Miranda's just like, and then
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: it starts. And they all start kissing and everything. But then,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: just like old school, when Kim Cattrall in Sex and
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: the City had a threesome with the girl, the waitress girl,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: and kicked her out, this time, of course, it's going
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: to be Miranda, who ends, like a lot of threesomes do,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: with one woman on the edge of the bed crying.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: And she does. And then she goes running back upstairs,
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: leaving the two of them boning, to her roommate, Samantha,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: to her roommate, Carrie, who's laid up with her cat
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: with an orthopedic boot, because she tripped in her heels
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: at 60, and tells her her story. And then Carrie goes, what?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: You had a threesome with a da-da-da? And she'll do
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: like a weird pun that I can't think of at
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: the top of my head. And And then she goes
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: to Charlotte, and they're walking in her boot, and she goes,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how I feel about this.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: It's one thing to eat my yogurt. It's another thing
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: to have a threesome with my neighbor downstairs and not
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: be the one that gets to stay. And then Charlotte
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: will go, did I tell you that Harry has prostate cancer? What?
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: My boot and my threesome shouldn't take precedent over that.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: You're welcome. You're welcome. But obviously they've already filmed all
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: the scenes, so maybe this can be for next season. Okay.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Other great news. The comeback. You guys, if you are
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: not familiar with The Comeback, you have got to watch it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I believe it's on HBO. Just look it up. It's
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Lisa Kudrow's show that was ahead of its time. The
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: first season was so brilliant. It was very fresh in
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: the early infancies of reality TV. And Lisa Kudrow plays
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: a sitcom star who's now trying to get back into
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: a sitcom. And she has her own reality show crew
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: following her, making a comeback as the funny aunt in
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: a cheesy sitcom. It is so incredibly brilliant. She is
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: so funny in it. It's my absolute favorite thing. Then
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: they did a couple of seasons. Then it came back.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: And of course I watched it. Now it's coming back again.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: And it is the stuff that she says is so funny.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Like I just saw a little clip from the show
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: and she's like, well, I wish I should like, well, I,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I was going to do this movie and it was
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: about a woman who gets raped by the entire town.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Her mother, her father, her brother gets raped by everybody.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: But she, it was something like, but she can't, but
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: it would, I didn't want to do it because it
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: involved abortion. And I wanted to stay away from that theme. Also,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: it was filmed in Nova Scotia. And what, you get
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: raped all day on set and then you can't have
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: a nice dinner after? Not for me. Like, Her point
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: of view on the world is just so incredibly funny
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: and realistic and hilarious. Thank you. Thank you. Please do
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: what you can. Get Lisa Kudrow on my show. She
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: was my teacher. She was my inspiration. I did tell
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: her I thought it was a mistake to leave the
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Groundlings to go do Friends. Thank God she didn't listen
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: to me. But I'm excited about this. Also, Devil Wears
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Prada 2. Hollywood Reporter says it's in production with Anne
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Hathaway and Meryl Streep. This will be good. You know
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: it will be. You'll look forward to it. Meghan Markle, wow.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: There's been some issues with her products. First of all,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: she has a new rosé coming out. Pretty basic of
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: a wine choice, but kind of goes with a light lunch,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: a jam. So I don't blame her. She is the
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: breadwinner for the Prince of England, okay? It's up to
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: her to sell this stuff. And she already has put
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: the podcast on pause where she talked to entrepreneurs like,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: you know, the Spanx woman, like I predicted. Anyway, the jam...
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: It's called an apricot spread because it doesn't have as
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: much sugar as regular jam, which I also think is
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: kind of a good marketing plan. Anyway, people weren't getting
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: it on time. She said, I'll give you, her people said,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: you'll get a new one when it comes out. I
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: don't really think that's a big deal. That's what's so
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: hard about getting kids to school and having meetings and
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: then finding out that they're, There's an apricot shortage. And
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: it's all those things. And you don't have your apricot
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: spread yet. Yes, yet. Yes, yet. You don't have it yet,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: but you will. And I'm so inspired that women know
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: that an apricot spread elevates your life. And I'm also
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: incorporating Meyer lemons into my honeycomb honey. And it's just,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: it's just lemony. Yes, it's lemony. I, so listen, people
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: that are actually bought it are not pissed. They are
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: waiting for their $ 28 honey and their $ 18 apricot spread
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: to And it is sold out. And now you can
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: get the rosé. And then people are like, but you
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: can't buy one bottle of rosé. No, you can't. You
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: know how much it is to send a bottle of wine? No,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: it's a package of three, package of six, package of 12.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: So if you want to help this... This mother, this
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: hardworking mother, then, oh, you know what I heard that
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I never talked about? Remember the famous story that I
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: always thought was very impressive? And I still do. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: still do. Where she wrote a letter to the company
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: for a commercial where it only showed women cleaning the house.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: And she said, why is it always just, hey, women, hey, moms,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: you know, get this whatever cleaning thing. And it was
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: a story and we see cute little Meghan Markle when
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: she's 11 because then they actually used her in like
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: a news story about it. People wrote me and said,
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: just so you know, the reason that got to be
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: in the news is because her dad had connections. He
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: was a set designer and a photographer. and everything and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: knew who to go to. She was also in Los Angeles.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Things like that happen. And then I had Ian and
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Cher on my show from the middle. And the way
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: she got her start is the school she was at
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: A producer of the Tonight Show wanted to do a
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: funny like kids say anything and interviewed a bunch of
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: kids and she really popped. And from there, she, you know,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: got work, got an agent and consecutively has worked ever since.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: And so, yeah, you know, it's an opportunity. So luck
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: is where opportunity meets talent. It was a good story
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: and it happens. And that I don't hate. That I
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: don't hate. I don't hate anything. I still want to
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: be on With Love, Megan. I don't care. Just don't
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: start talking about Housewives until you are one. If you
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: want to be one, then I'm down. But if you
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: start doing a pop culture podcast where you recap Housewives,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: then I'm done. By the way, everybody is obsessed with
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Love Island. And I want you guys to know I
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: am going to watch it this weekend. I am. This
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: is all anyone's talking about, and I think it's so great.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: This is Ariana Maddox's show. She is the host. It
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: was something she loved that Tom was like, God, I
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: don't have 50 hours to watch Love Island with you.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: And then after she found out he was cheated and
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: they broke up, she's looking gorgeous, wearing her outfits, and
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: it's like the hottest, most talked about show, way more
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: than I feel in the zeitgeist than some of our
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: other favorite reality shows like The Housewives that we've been doing.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: So I want to see it. I heard it's pretty
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: slutty behavior and I'm down for it. So I'd like
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: to watch it. So don't you worry, I'm going to.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Other big reality shows, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. They
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: have chosen two of the girls to be on Dancing
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: with the Stars. One is the Jennifer Affleck who was
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: on my show who was real cute. She just had
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: her third baby. So when it was announced, she was
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: still pregnant at the reunion and Now it's out there.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: She will be starting that, which I kind of love.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I assume they're going to, you know, she won't start
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: until she gets the medical clearance. But, you know, it
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: is great to see a mother of three get out there, exercise,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: show off her body. I think that's really cool. She
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: was very famous from the start because she said, my
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: husband is cousins to Ben Affleck. And then they actually
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: talk about it in this season where he's like, why
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: did you start that? She's like, you told me that.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: They're not related at all. So kind of fun. And
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: then they also picked the girl Whitney, who was also
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: became famous because she was the one that, you know,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: had a big TikTok following before they all got their show.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Part of the mom talk. And she had her baby
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: in the NICU with a little plastic crib and she
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: was like doing those dancing. I love you, love you.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: And she was like dancing and then the writing would
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: be like when your baby's in NICU and you found
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: out like you can take them home in two days
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And she was like showing her ass and
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: everyone thought she was a horrible mom and that she
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: did it for sympathy and for views and this and that.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: But she can dance pretty well. And the way they
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: announced it was Nick Viall was hosting and he said,
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: you know, they all wanted it. They all could have
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: gotten it, by the way. They all can dance a little.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Their mom talked and they did TikTok dances. And clearly
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: the Taylor girl is like the most famous because she
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: was the one who who spilled the beans on the
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: swinging that was happening. And He says, it's Jen Affleck,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: and then she got all excited. And he goes, I
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: know you're upset, Whitney, you wanted it. She's like, no,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: but I'm happy for Jen. And he goes, well, you're
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: going to. And they jump up and... I think it's great.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: This is a hot new show with a lot of followers,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: a lot of social media following. They want people to
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: actually watch the show. Essentially, there are two cast members
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: competing against each other. I don't know why they never
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: thought of doing this before with Vanderpump and other shows
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: when they were at their peak, but I think it'll
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: be good. Speaking of which, a lot of people were
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: asking me, there is a story out there that Tom
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Schwartz Vanderpump Rules, formerly married to Katie of Vanderpump Rules,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: is in fact dating Lala Kent. And according to Lala,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: who I talked to, this is not true. This is
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: not true. But they are friends and they've been on
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: each other's podcasts and they have some great chemistry as friends.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: And so I'm guessing that's where this story started, but
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: there's like certain, uh, there's certain Instagram accounts that kind
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: of just write stories and they make it look like
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: a news story and it has not been true. And
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: that is what is of now. Okay. So it's not true,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: but I would like to see more of Lala and
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Tom Schwartz on on my TV, so whatever capacity that
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: might be would be okay with me. The Valley was
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: on last night. We saw Kristen get engaged. It was sweet.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: I need a little more to happen in the show.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I like all the cast members. They're nice, but I
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: don't know. We'll see where it's going. There really isn't
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: much to report, but let me talk about the new
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Golden Bachelor. The Golden Bachelor, as you recall, There was
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: the guy, he was 72. He married a woman who
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: was like 73. They got divorced after a couple months
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: because they decided they didn't want to live in the
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: same place, whatever. Then we had Joan. I didn't really
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: watch that season. She was the bachelorette. I believe she's
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: still with her guy. I don't even know. She was
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: a pretty blonde. There is the golden bachelor. His name
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: is Mel Owens, and he's 66, and he's a former
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: NFL player and coach, whatever. And so they're... about to
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: start filming soon. They announced him as the bachelor. So
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: they didn't pick any of like the leftovers from, I
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: don't think from Jones. I think they just picked like
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: a new guy as they should. Cause it's gotta be
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: someone desirable. And he went on a podcast about football
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: just recently. and said, I told them, because they were asking, oh,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: we heard you're going to be the Golden Bachelor. And
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, well, I said, I'm not dating anybody
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: over 60. So all the women have to be under 60.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And he's 66. And I think his last wife was
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: 20 years younger than he. Then he said, and they
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: have to be fit, which I think that's, I don't
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: think that's a terrible thing. He said, they have to
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: be fit. I'm fit, I need them to be fit, like,
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: but they just can't be over 60. So people did
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: not like that. They're like, this is ageist, dah, dah, dah, dah,
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna watch this asshole. And, you know, of course,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing the producers said, hey, don't talk about this
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: to like, you know, but they can't control a 66
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: year old man that has already had a career in
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: TV talking about football and stuff. So they're probably dying.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: So now the rumor is, will they replace him with
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: another old fart who is okay with not saying shit
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: on a podcast for free? Okay. Whoever they get next,
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: they're going to be like, we're going to sequester you
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: like you're a juror on the OJ trial because we
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: could not have you out talking to people and saying
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: stuff about, he said, I'm not into any artificial hips
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: or wigs. I mean, what does that mean? A lot
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: of people have hair extensions. What if a woman has
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: to wear a wig? Maybe she, you know, it just,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: he's being honest and he has a right to be honest.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Every guy, you know, every guy on a dating app
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: lies and then is honest with their friend or whatever.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: But this is the show and it's a bummer because
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: he was a good looking guy and he obviously has
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: some bucks and he's probably pretty charming to be hanging
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: out with. Um, But we'll see what happens with it.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: You know, the golden matcher is kind of interesting because
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: you're dealing with, you know, women and they get to
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: become friends with each other and that can be really fun. However,
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: they still have to live at the house like the
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: young girls. I assume have to do their own hair
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: and makeup. Maybe they have some people help them out
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: for like the more bigger nights or whatever. And just
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: like anything with The Bachelor, you do start to pine
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: and like fall for the guy because you have nothing else.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: You're not working. You're not with your family. You're not
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: cleaning your house. You're not reading a book. You're not
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: watching TV. You're not listening to a podcast. You're not
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: recording a podcast. You're just like waiting every three days
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: to like maybe see the guy. So, you know, the
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: guy is in a great position for these women to
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: fall in love with him. So we'll see what happens. Oh,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: this was kind of fun. So this cute girl named
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Liv is her name. And she is 6'5. And she
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: goes and tells what it's like to be 6'5. and
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: what everybody says to her when she walks in. And
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: she's very attractive, played volleyball, and she's like telling her
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: story of being a tall woman and it just was
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: so interesting because it's like she's like yes I know
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: what everybody always asks my mom was 5'10 my dad
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: was 6'5 I'm 6'5 now yes I played volleyball in
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: school no I don't play it professionally like it's so
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: funny so We were talking about it and my tall
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: son told me, oh, I saw a video of a
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: guy who's like seven feet tall and someone was just
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: filming him behind and the way people look at him
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: and everything, what they say and they hand him. And
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: sometimes people start asking him a question. He just hands
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: him a card that says what sport he plays, how
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: tall his parents were, the size of his shoe, what
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: he weighs, what his height is. And so I don't know,
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: maybe because I was looking at this, then I popped
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: off and there's this guy called Tyler Bergatino who sets
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: up tall people meetups. And all these tall people just
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: go to like a bar or whatever. And the guys,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: you know, some are as tall as 7'2. They all
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: look happy and confident and attractive. And then some of
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: the tall girls will come and some are like 5'10, 5'9, 5'10.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, me, I've always been considered tall. But I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. And then, of course, there's just a
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  Speaker 2: couple little small cuties that weaseled their way in. And...
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  Speaker 2: I always remember this one comedian that I worked with.
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  Speaker 2: He was tall and he said, my wife is five,
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  Speaker 2: two or whatever. And people will just scream at her
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  Speaker 2: and be like, stick to your own kind, like other
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  Speaker 2: tall women. Like leave some of, why are you trying
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  Speaker 2: to steal all our men? And it was just, it's
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  Speaker 2: really funny. But I think that the reason people will
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  Speaker 2: always ask someone who's tall, like how tall are you?
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  Speaker 2: Did you play this sport? They don't think that it's rude.
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  Speaker 2: And they don't think it's rude because I think everybody
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  Speaker 2: just thinks to be that tall is the greatest gift.
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  Speaker 2: And therefore, asking about it is almost like a compliment. Like, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, because no one would say that to somebody
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  Speaker 2: that was very little or... or you know very heavy
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't say wow what do you weigh what do
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  Speaker 2: you but it it can be awkward when for someone
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  Speaker 2: who's tall and i just think it's one of those
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  Speaker 2: things like no one ever thinks about because you're just
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  Speaker 2: always like in awe of it and you you think
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  Speaker 2: their life just must be so great until they have
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  Speaker 2: to fly coach okay um let me see if there's
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  Speaker 2: anything how much time do we do uh 56 Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do a couple more. No, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: talk about that. Okay. This is one of the, one
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  Speaker 2: of the stories that I have not touched that much
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  Speaker 2: upon because it is so sad and gross. And it's
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  Speaker 2: really sad that this is like being picked up by
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  Speaker 2: so many news people. Now, listen, they have to put
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: out so many shows, so many articles themselves. But Lily
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  Speaker 2: Phillips shares her plans to sleep with widows before she
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  Speaker 2: has sex with 1,113 men in 12 hours. You're like, Heather,
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  Speaker 2: why that number? Well, I guess somebody had slept with 1,112.
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  Speaker 2: And she wants to be in the Guinness Book of
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: World Records. Does that book still exist? Again, cute. Looks
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  Speaker 2: like she could be your daughter's sorority sister. I don't
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: get this. I don't understand it. I think it's disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who these men are. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if this counts as just the tip. Three pumps and
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  Speaker 2: you're done. Who's running the clock? Who's providing snacks? Who
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: has to do the camera work? Does she... get a break,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: does she, you know, like, who are her parents? I mean,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: all of it. Who's sponsoring it? What energy drink keeps
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: it going? Do they provide Uber vouchers to get the
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: people there? Is she friends with the other girls that
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: do this? Are the three of them going to go
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: on tour together, like real housewives, but on a cruise?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I remember there were these
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: contests before when there were old-fashioned porn stars that I'd
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: see at my local Starbucks that would film on VHS tape,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: and they'd have little... they'd have the same type of
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: like breaking the records and all of this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I'd watch it like at late, I'd watch their
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: talk shows like on public access. And I was just
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: like fascinated by it. But this, this doesn't fascinate me. One,
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  Speaker 2: it's not original. Two, I don't even know if it's true.
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  Speaker 2: And three, I'm just, I'm so freaked out. And if
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: you read the comments, people are like, why? Please stop
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: reporting on this, please. Well, I want to just say
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  Speaker 2: I hope you guys have a great Fourth of July.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm pretty excited because, as you know, I've moved,
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  Speaker 2: and I actually live in a cute community that does stuff.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I've never... My old house, we never did anything for
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  Speaker 2: Fourth of July. There was never anything going on, really,
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  Speaker 2: unless you were going to invite people to your own
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: house and have your own barbecue. So in my area,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: they are having... a cupcake-making contest, a chili cook-off, and
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: they are having a pet parade with a winner. So,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: and they said they can wear outfits. Well, it's a
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  Speaker 2: hot day, so I'm not going to put my fur
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: baby in an outfit, but I do have this little handkerchief.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: I'm a Delight Juicy Scoop, and we are bringing Raven
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  Speaker 2: out of retirement. In case you don't know, Raven is
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: my dog. She's Alaskan Klee Kai. And we adopted her
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  Speaker 2: when she was seven during the summer of 2020. And
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: she was a former model. She was a showgirl. She
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: was in Best in Show. According to her previous owners,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: she wasn't that successful. She never really got there. So
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: then because she was so attractive, they made her a
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: breeding dog. And so I guess once a year, she
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: had to go in a room and make love to
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: someone that looked just like her. And then have several
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: babies that she never really got to hang out with again.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: So it was a tough life. So when I found her,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I felt there was a real kingship between us. At
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: the time, she was seven. And if you do that
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: dog years, that's 49. I was the exact same age.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I really think She's my soul sister.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: I think she's my spirit animal, literally. And so she's
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: coming out of retirement, just like the golden bitch Lorette.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: She is going to strut her stuff. She still looks great.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, she looks like a husky who's had work done.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: She has a tiny nose, gorgeous eyes. We are going
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: to put this on her. And I'm hoping that she wins.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: And if she doesn't, you know what? It's just about
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: getting out there. It's about getting out there and doing
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: what makes you happy, which would probably be just staying
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: in our house in the air conditioning. But we are
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: going to strut her stuff. And we are pretty excited
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: about the 4th of July plans. As I talked about
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: with Chris, I highly suggest you don't try to do
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: too many parties in one day. Narrow it down to two.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Don't drink and drive. Don't light fireworks that could catch
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: your neighborhood on fire. Like Lisa Rinna and the pretty best,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Eric Jade said, one good hot dog a year. You
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: can have one good hot dog a year. You can.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: You know what I love is one good hot dog
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  Speaker 2: a year. You can have a great, or I'll do
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: it by Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, you look like the 4th
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  Speaker 2: of July. I want a hot dog real bad. There's
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: so many fun things that you can do. And then
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: just honor our country at the same time. And then
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: if you want more and you're working on your jello mold,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: you can listen to my Friday Patreon, which will be
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: coming out 4th of July. And you go to HeatherMcDonald.net
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: and you click onto that and that's all the juicy stuff.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Even juicier than what is here. And it's always pretty
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: funny as well. So thank you so much. Have a
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: wonderful weekend and be safe out there. Love you. Bye.
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  Speaker 3: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: know about the drawer. The drawer.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Just the one square before bed or two you know.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Nobody's watching you deserve a treat with eight flavors to
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: choose from you can choose the flavor you favor with
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: cabri dairy milk