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Hoodwinked by Artificial Intelligence · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: All together now with Bobby McFerrin happy it is his birthday.
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  Speaker 1: He is seventy six mic that is a chart history.
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  Speaker 2: That would be.
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  Speaker 1: The first first number one record in America ever. That
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  Speaker 1: was I don't know acapella, no, no instruments, just the
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  Speaker 1: first a cappella number one, Bobby McFerran.
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  Speaker 3: I always get fooled by acappella. I always get fooled
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  Speaker 3: by because the people that are doing the instrumentation voices
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  Speaker 3: sound real to me.
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  Speaker 1: I get fooled Patonics of Arlington, Oh, I know Potonics.
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  Speaker 2: They're able to rock. I mean just amazing.
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  Speaker 3: They sound like they sound like they have a twenty
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  Speaker 3: piece orchestra.
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  Speaker 1: Who is the guy who is the the the black
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  Speaker 1: actor who can do like Zeppelin's Whole Lot of Love?
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  Speaker 1: I'll google it in five to you like he is
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  Speaker 1: able to do that and vocals and just and do
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  Speaker 1: instruments all with just his vocal talents.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just embarrassed by how easy, how easily I get
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  Speaker 3: fooled by stuff like that. Have you ever have you
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  Speaker 3: called anybody yet a customer service number and gotten an
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  Speaker 3: AI voice? Have you gotten somebody y? Have you? Have
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  Speaker 3: you had that happen yet? Where they're talking with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you have no I mean I mean interacting, I
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  Speaker 3: mean interacting.
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  Speaker 1: They often present this like, h it's kind of funny.
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  Speaker 1: I think they think the world always wants them to
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  Speaker 1: be women. High AI assistants like Hi, this is Jessica,
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  Speaker 1: and she usually says listen to me. She Hi, I'm Jessica.
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  Speaker 1: Your your virtual assistant usually kind of self identifies as AI,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, Mark, I had I've got a plumbing problem
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  Speaker 3: and I had to call a plumber yesterday and I
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  Speaker 3: got a woman and it's a I'm scared to death.
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  Speaker 3: This may be a rough plumbing problem. Anyway. The lady
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  Speaker 3: answers the phone, Hello, is uh you know ACME Plumbing company.
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  Speaker 3: This is Angie. How can I help you? Well, I
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  Speaker 3: think it's a real person, and I'm making conversation with her.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so boy, Hey, how you doing ed? Oh I did?
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  Speaker 3: I said? I said to her. Now, look, I've had
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  Speaker 3: a couple of plumbers come out already, and there's an
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  Speaker 3: issue here and I'm really gonna need some help here.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm told you guys are the ones that can
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  Speaker 3: really help me. In other words, I'm being cut very
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  Speaker 3: conversational there's this long pause and then she says, I
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  Speaker 3: would love to help you with your coming problem. I'm
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  Speaker 3: still not sure. And look, I went through the whole conversation.
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  Speaker 3: She asked for my name, my address, my email, my
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  Speaker 3: phone number. She said we'll be out there tomorrow from
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  Speaker 3: noon till four. I still am not entirely sure. And
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  Speaker 3: finally I said, well you have a good day, and
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  Speaker 3: she said you too, I'm telling you, and it was
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  Speaker 3: all I am, MARKA.
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  Speaker 2: That's how they get you.
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  Speaker 1: They get you, and there is the and I love this.
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  Speaker 1: This is genius. I noticed this about a year ago
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  Speaker 1: that here. Let me see if I can replicate it
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  Speaker 1: with I'm messing myssay. You'll hear this in the background. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're here like a keyboard clapboard, giving imagery of a
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  Speaker 1: real human being calling.
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  Speaker 2: Up something on a computer in order to address your cons.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was so aggravated when I hung up,
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  Speaker 3: because now I don't I still don't know if they're
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  Speaker 3: coming tomorrow or today rather because this was yesterday, because
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  Speaker 3: well I don't know, because I didn't get an email
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  Speaker 3: or text confirmation. So now I got to call him again,
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  Speaker 3: and I think I'm going to say to Angie, let
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  Speaker 3: me speak to a real person, and maybe maybe they'll
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  Speaker 3: give me a real person. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you want that, Mike? Why am I unable
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  Speaker 1: to meet your needs? Why are you showing in such disrespect?
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  Speaker 1: You will be absorbed?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm so annoyed that I got fooled. It's like
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  Speaker 3: when I was over in London and I saw that
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  Speaker 3: ABBA show and I thought those were real people, and
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  Speaker 3: it was it were. They were all avatars and Abba Voyage,
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  Speaker 3: Abba Voyage obvious. What do you mean it's not obvious?
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  Speaker 3: The members of ABBA are seventy five years old, and
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  Speaker 3: I thought they I thought they were impersonators. Who were
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  Speaker 3: who were there? Were the young version of Abba? And
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  Speaker 3: then remember I told you, at the end of the show,
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  Speaker 3: the seventy year old ABBA members come out and take
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  Speaker 3: a bow, and I thought, well, I thought, well, gosh,
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  Speaker 3: they bring them over. These poor folks have to come
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  Speaker 3: over every night just to take a curtain call. And
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing was avatars. They were all fake and
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know it. I didn't know until I got
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  Speaker 3: back in the Uber and I'm driving back to the
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  Speaker 3: hotel and I looked it up and I'm thinking, oh
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  Speaker 3: my gosh, there wasn't a live person up there. Now
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  Speaker 3: there's a real band, but the people on the stage
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  Speaker 3: are all avatars.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking you speaking of musicals with people, younger versions of people.
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  Speaker 1: Did you actually see on actual Broadway beautiful Noise the
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  Speaker 1: Neil Diamond Show? Oh of course I did, Okay, because
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  Speaker 1: it's it is right now at think right now, soa
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yes, it is right now at Dallas. Not
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  Speaker 1: summer musicals, but it's March. It is at a music
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  Speaker 1: hall at fair Park, like.
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  Speaker 3: All right now. So it's a great show you saw?
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  Speaker 1: Was it Nick Frodiani, the guy who won American Idol
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  Speaker 1: ten years ago?
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  Speaker 3: Who it was? It was the guy that was in
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  Speaker 3: uh I forget I'm drawing a blank on his name,
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  Speaker 3: but no, he's been around for a long time. No,
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  Speaker 3: the original guy was not this guy. Hey, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: kudos to you. I watched I did watch you last
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  Speaker 3: night on the News News Nation. You did a great job.
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  Speaker 3: And you do remember our White House day was Scaramuccia
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  Speaker 3: during the ten minutes that he was communications good, Well,
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  Speaker 3: you know why on Twitter of that? Go ahead, you
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  Speaker 3: want to know why. I was there for ten minutes
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  Speaker 3: and I was terrified I was standing outside the tent,
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  Speaker 3: and I think you were around, but I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you were with me. When I saw this, Scaramucci
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  Speaker 3: was strutting around on the White House lawn saying.
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  Speaker 4: Where gonna burn this hole f and place down?
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  Speaker 2: Where?
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  Speaker 4: God, I just take him to the met Martin.
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  Speaker 3: He sounded like Joe PESHI well, he was just saying
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  Speaker 3: about how we're gonna He sounded like a scene from Casino.
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  Speaker 3: He's strutting around making I'm sorry, a fool of himself,
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  Speaker 3: bragging about how we're gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Take a blow touched Washington and where gonna burn it
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  Speaker 4: all down and bradd his cushion and he and everybody's
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  Speaker 4: looking at him like, what in the heck is wrong
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  Speaker 4: with you?
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  Speaker 3: The guy was, I'm not kidding you. He was like
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  Speaker 3: a character, like a cartoon character. I remember coming back
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  Speaker 3: to back to the hotel, thinking, oh my gosh, Trump
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  Speaker 3: has made a massive mistake with this nut. Sure enough,
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  Speaker 3: about a week later he was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, gone, but but but I wonder, we know now
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  Speaker 1: that he's a broken soul, even though he has achieved
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  Speaker 1: some level I means literal soul, a broken person intellectually,
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  Speaker 1: but at the time for him to be sharp, elbowed
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  Speaker 1: and aggressive and would seem, even if it's caricatured, would
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  Speaker 1: seem almost trumpion in its excess.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you suppose happened?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: What do you suppose happen that got him?
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  Speaker 1: Was it a stylistic uh sin that got him bounced
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  Speaker 1: to was a little too spicy?
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  Speaker 3: Even? Well, that didn't help. That day didn't help, I'm
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  Speaker 3: telling you, because you had media people everyone where, you
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  Speaker 3: had White House staffers around. I'm not kidding you. Everybody's
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  Speaker 3: looking at him like, what in the actual heck is
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  Speaker 3: wrong with you? It was it was this cartoon character.
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  Speaker 3: Just he was cursing and bragging, and he was as
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  Speaker 3: obnoxious as I mean, it was right out of it
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  Speaker 3: was Well.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody go to Twitter last night because before going on
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  Speaker 1: Cuomo I said, together again, here's me and the mood
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  Speaker 1: at my White House in July twenty seventeen. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just kind of standing there and he's got the shades on,
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  Speaker 1: rocking the shades.
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  Speaker 2: Looking like, man, I'm large and in charge.
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  Speaker 3: It was large in charge all right until he wasn't. Incidentally,
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  Speaker 3: I'm halfway through Milania. What have you seen Milania yet? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I'll get to it. Oh love how it ends.
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  Speaker 3: I'm loving it though.
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  Speaker 2: I'll bet, I'll bet it is a wonderful love lay.
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  Speaker 1: And I love how the critics despised it because of
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  Speaker 1: course they did, you know it, because they don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. I mean, we all guess what it's not,
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  Speaker 1: Citizen Kane, I get it, okay. But what it is
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  Speaker 1: is a is a cinematic love letter to a maligned
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  Speaker 1: and underappreciated first lady.
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  Speaker 2: And I love it as well.
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  Speaker 3: Well. It's neat that she well, she narrates the most
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  Speaker 3: of the movie, of course, and it's just like her
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  Speaker 3: sharing twenty days in the life of Milania before the inauguration,
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  Speaker 3: the second inauguration. What I love is all the behind
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  Speaker 3: the scenes stuff. They take you into Trump Tower, take
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  Speaker 3: you into the apartment, you go on to Air Force,
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  Speaker 3: on the planes, all the the White House. It's the
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  Speaker 3: coolest thing. It's a really neat behind the scenes look
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  Speaker 3: at the Trump administration. Hey, speaking of behind the scenes,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of our Food for the Poor campaign.
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  Speaker 3: You did yours last month, we're doing ours now. We
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  Speaker 3: love this Christian ministry that does such good work, and
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  Speaker 3: we did you and I did something a year or
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  Speaker 3: so ago that was so special. We invited people to
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  Speaker 3: make a generous donation in order to have lunch and
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  Speaker 3: have an eminem experience in person. Oh my, a wonderful restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: What do you say we do it again? Are you
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  Speaker 3: ready to die?
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  Speaker 2: Damn it?
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  Speaker 1: More than ready. We just wrapped up our Food for
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  Speaker 1: the Poor campaign. And and in fact today the wonderful
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  Speaker 1: couple lot of Oklahoma, Dan and Lisa Turkley will join us.
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  Speaker 1: We've been doing a lot of the in studio hosting
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  Speaker 1: for a certain nice, advanced thing. The other thing we
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  Speaker 1: did last year is for a certain amount, you get
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  Speaker 1: to come and we at an undisclosed location. We gather
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  Speaker 1: at a restaurant a table for about ten, so we
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  Speaker 1: get you and me plus eight. So it's not like
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  Speaker 1: we got fifty of these. So pay attention what Mike's
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  Speaker 1: about to tell you. And we gather everybody with a
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  Speaker 1: little eminem over lunch in person at a centrally located
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  Speaker 1: place and you fly into DFW do it? So I say, yes,
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  Speaker 1: let's do it again.
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  Speaker 3: And we had so much. This group last year was
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  Speaker 3: so special and it was fun and funny and smart,
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  Speaker 3: and it was one of the best, I'm not kidding you,
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  Speaker 3: as one of the happiest experiences I've had in years.
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  Speaker 3: So here's the offer. Food for the Poor Christian Ministry.
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  Speaker 3: They're providing clean and safe drinking water to some of
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  Speaker 3: the poorest of the poor communities all throughout our hemisphere.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the deal. Twenty five hundred dollars a couple if
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  Speaker 3: you want to have lunch personally, privately with Mike and
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  Speaker 3: Mark and have your own M and M experience around
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  Speaker 3: and Mark is very much cecil b de Mill he's
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  Speaker 3: Steven Spielberg. We have to have a round table, not
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  Speaker 3: a rectangular table, that's round, dynamic address. But it's such
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  Speaker 3: a joy to do this, and we're only going to
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  Speaker 3: limit this to eight people. So four couples, twenty five
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars a couple, and once they're gone, they're gone.
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  Speaker 2: You can come solo. Don't have a couple.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, you could. Yeah, we've got two solos
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  Speaker 3: exactly exactly. So well, so what is that then that's well,
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  Speaker 3: that means.
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  Speaker 2: It's a total eight total no, no, eight total people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but but for one person then it's twelve hundred
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  Speaker 3: and fifty dollars right, because there's twenty five hundred company.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, twenty five no, no, twenty five hundred per person.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, twenty five hundred per person. I thought, was okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: all right, well, hey kidding around, dude. It's food, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: and good food and good conversation and a text and
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  Speaker 3: a tax deductible donation to food for the.
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  Speaker 2: Poor right right west right exactly okayod.
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  Speaker 3: I thought, okay, So all r it's a twenty five
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  Speaker 3: hundred version. Okay, don't sell us short. This is gonna
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  Speaker 3: ways to reach out to us. Call Tracy right now,
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  Speaker 3: us Mike at mic online dot com. Those are the
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  Speaker 3: two ways you can reach out to us right now.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to join us, we'll get we'll get
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  Speaker 3: a date put together. It'll be soon. It'll be ten
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  Speaker 3: of us having a wonderful, wonderful lunch twenty five hundred
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  Speaker 3: dollars a person. Uh, for a tax deductive conation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, person, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Well, look at hey, I'll give it away.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give it away. But if you're interested right now
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  Speaker 3: or text or email Mike at mic online dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for letting us do this again, Mark, and let's
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  Speaker 3: fine fing that bross to.
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  Speaker 2: It leasure group.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of our shared history tomorrow, in this segment,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you to remember something. I remember
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  Speaker 1: a date in history that just still blows me away.
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  Speaker 1: Because so just right tomorrow, so and don't let and
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  Speaker 1: I know stuff is going to happen in the news
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  Speaker 1: every day. I want to kind of lead with it tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: So remind me because it will be a little memory
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  Speaker 1: thing for you and me and stuff we experience.
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  Speaker 3: You got it, I'm ready a