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Death Race: Sickly Dog · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: from that do not feature Misty and will probably be
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. With that having been said,
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: on with the show.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: This week's episode is a very special presentation for our
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: special listeners.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Who actually support the show.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: That's right, our Patreon people.
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: Our milkateers, if you will.
• 0:45
  Speaker 4: Hold on, is there anybody that actually pays for this shit?
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Tons of people.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Not enough, though, so you should go right now to patreon.com
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: slash movie meltdown and donate and you can be listening
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: to this episode where Misty will say fabulous things like this.
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: So then she runs into this other girl who can
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: see the demons, and they're gonna be a demon-fighting duo.
• 1:06
  Speaker 4: And then there's demons, and there's a master plan, and
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: then there's... But they're the master. There is no master.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, there is that one guy who is pretty evil.
• 1:15
  Speaker 4: The main guy.
• 1:17
  Speaker 5: He's pretty bad.
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: I don't trust that guy. Apparently he wants to raise
• 1:22
  Speaker 4: the legions and demons of hell from What's-Her-Face's vagina.
• 1:27
  Speaker 5: According to the flyer.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's... Well.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: I think that's how you do it, actually.
• 1:34
  Speaker 5: And was that hair supposed to be real? Because at
• 1:36
  Speaker 5: some point it wasn't there.
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: I think they just forgot it in the other room
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: and didn't feel like going.
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  Speaker 1: To get it.
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  Speaker 5: I was kind of wondering.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that the whole point in the whole realm
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  Speaker 4: of the movie that hair was supposed to actually be
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  Speaker 4: attached to his head.
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  Speaker 5: But there's one segment where it's just not there.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: Well, again, I think they're midway. And they probably already
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: called action. And he's halfway into the scene. And then
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: somebody leans over to J.G. Wentworth and they're like, hey,
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: he's not even wearing the hair.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: And he's like, eh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't feel like getting up out of my director's chair.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: It's cool. And then they forgot to CG it in later.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. How are they listening to this now?
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: It's on the feed.
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  Speaker 2: This is me telling you listening right now that you
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: could be hearing these awesome things that we're about to
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  Speaker 2: say if you.
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  Speaker 3: Were actually a backer of.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: The show through Patreon.
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: I can do it!
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  Speaker 2: I can do it!
• 2:28
  Speaker 5: This is the best movie ever.
• 2:30
  Speaker 4: This movie we just made up is better than Death Race.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: So much better than Death Race 2050.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Go, Anaconda! I believe in you!
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  Speaker 5: Starring Corin Nemec.
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  Speaker 3: As the anaconda. No, as Lake Placid. No, Betty White
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: as Lake Placid.
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  Speaker 5: This one's got Yancey Butler in it too. Yancey Butler
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  Speaker 5: can be the anaconda.
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  Speaker 3: The worst part about it was I never learned how
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  Speaker 3: to read.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: What's a feed?
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  Speaker 5: It's a Patreon.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: It's a Patreon.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like a missile.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make us blow your ass up. You best give
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: me $ 2, I'll nuke your country. Wait, that's the world
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: we live in at this point. Someone just said truffle butter.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: See what you people are missing.
• 3:26
  Speaker 5: This is going to be one of those episodes.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: You could be hearing one of those episodes right now.
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is truffle butter?
• 3:35
  Speaker 5: This is what happens when a boyfriend raids my Dr.
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: Pepper stash.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't had sugar in a long time. It's almost
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: as good as, what was that one we saw? What
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  Speaker 1: was it?
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  Speaker 4: Shit, what was it?
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  Speaker 3: The one I said sounded more like an insult.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: When we were driving to Colorado. Vape something. Vapor.
• 3:55
  Speaker 5: Vapor Maven.
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  Speaker 3: Vapor Maven, yeah. You're a Vapor Maven. It was supposed
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: to be a store. I was like, it sounds like
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  Speaker 3: an insult.
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  Speaker 5: Or that one truck that used to be out off
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  Speaker 5: Old Third Street, and it had this big font, and
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  Speaker 5: I could never actually tell what it said, and I
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  Speaker 5: always thought it said, Thundercunt.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, you Vapor Mavens, you should really go to patreon.com
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  Speaker 2: slash movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 1: And support the show.
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  Speaker 2: And you could hear this nonsense for even longer.
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  Speaker 5: Thundercut.
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  Speaker 3: Go kick in a couple bucks. Keep the show rolling.
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  Speaker 3: Go to patreon.com slash movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't know how to type all that in,
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: go to the movie meltdown.com page.
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  Speaker 3: And the link's right there. And you can save this show.
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: Damn them, man. Save the meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: You want to kick it, join the club.