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85 - S4Ep10: Stan Takes a Wife · On The Lanai

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Speaker 1: Amal and I is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody. What's up?
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Speaker 3: This is a podcast you made it good job you
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Speaker 3: found us you.
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Speaker 4: Found us on the internet you clicked play.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to on the lanai everybody we have a guest
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Speaker 3: with us today this has been uh four seasons in
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Speaker 3: the making i could not be more pumped uh some
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Speaker 3: of you may know this person as timmy but uh
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Speaker 3: we just call him tim and we love him hello
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Speaker 3: how are you welcome welcome.
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Speaker 2: Hi Thanks, guys. Thanks for having me. Pleasure to be here.
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Speaker 5: Yes, Timmy is, if you're a Ralph Report follower, which
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Speaker 5: I take it many of your listeners are, yeah, that's
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Speaker 5: my handle. Although someone used the name Timmy in vain
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Speaker 5: and I got real mad and emailed Ralph about it
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Speaker 5: and was like, dude, this is not cool. I don't
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Speaker 5: have much on this site.
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Speaker 2: But I'm really impressed. That was my thing. That was
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Speaker 2: my story.
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Speaker 5: That's how I got my little piece of identity on
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Speaker 5: this thing. So please don't let anyone else steal it because, yeah,
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Speaker 5: that pissed me off.
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Speaker 4: And what was the response?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he emailed me back. He's like, yep, totally understand
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Speaker 5: where you're coming from. Yeah, that's cool. Wasn't trying to
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Speaker 5: shit on your thing or anything like that. He did
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Speaker 5: the Timmy thing when the guy emailed us, Timmy, which, yeah.
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Speaker 2: So Ralph went, and I was.
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Speaker 4: Like, I think he just likes saying it. It's just
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Speaker 4: funny to say.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. But I kind of feel like it's stolen. I
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Speaker 2: was going to say stolen valor. I was going to
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Speaker 2: say stolen valor. And then I was like, nah.
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Speaker 4: You know, cause you're the character on South Park that
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Speaker 4: came from.
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Speaker 2: And stolen valor is like a real shitty thing to do.
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Speaker 5: So like, uh, I'm not trying to compare myself to
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Speaker 5: a war veteran.
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Speaker 4: Or anything like that. Non-military stolen valor.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's basically the same thing, right?
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
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Speaker 3: I think this is fine because this is how we
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Speaker 3: came into this before we were recording because I said
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Speaker 3: that you and your beautiful wife are one of my
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Speaker 3: many non-sexual throuples that I'm a part of. That I
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Speaker 3: have these, like, fun, flirty couple friendships.
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Speaker 2: That I have.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Non-sexual Australian flirty throuple.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that might have been how I said it the
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Speaker 3: first time. But, yeah, I was trying to explain the dynamic. That, like,
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Speaker 3: I'm not just obsessed with you. Like, that your wife
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Speaker 3: is a beautiful woman and so kind and lovely.
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Speaker 5: And you have an open invitation to come to our
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Speaker 5: place and visit any time.
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Speaker 2: So, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Maybe it's more than flirty.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Look, I look like I'm melting naked. I never assume
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Speaker 3: that a couple is hitting on me in that way.
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Speaker 3: I assume they're like, that girl's funny. We want her
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Speaker 3: to tell a story.
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Speaker 5: I'm just very happy that we had the chance to
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Speaker 5: meet in person, Erin, because that was a big highlight
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Speaker 5: of our trip to America many, many, many, well, six
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Speaker 5: years ago now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's been a while.
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Speaker 4: When was that?
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Speaker 2: Just before COVID. Colton was there too.
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Speaker 3: He was a baby.
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Speaker 4: Oh, before COVID.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, 2019.
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Speaker 5: We literally were traveling around America as it was all
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Speaker 5: starting to unfold before everyone really knew what it was.
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Speaker 5: And we were at the New Year's doubleheader of Ralph
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Speaker 5: Report and Babylon.
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Speaker 4: Good thing you got home. You might have been locked in.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Well, it didn't really obviously kick off until March was
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Speaker 5: when it really started to do it. But when you
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Speaker 5: started hearing that, when they started figuring out all the
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Speaker 5: what nots and said it was going through America in December.
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Speaker 2: We were like, okay, that was crazy.
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Speaker 4: Was it Australia that locked down or New Zealand?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. We got pretty, pretty locked down.
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Speaker 5: I personally actually never got locked down through the whole thing.
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Speaker 5: It was the craziest thing because, um, my job, my business,
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Speaker 5: I was actually went, I was in Melbourne when that happened.
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Speaker 5: And even though Melbourne actually had the hardest lockdowns of
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Speaker 5: anywhere in the country, because I was considered an essential service, um,
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Speaker 5: And I should say for your podcast, I do hail
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Speaker 5: damage repairs on vehicles.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're in Australia, call them.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. If you're in Adelaide, yeah, Melbourne, Sydney is
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Speaker 2: a bit far. But if you're in Adelaide, Dent Revolution,
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Speaker 2: by all means, hit us up. Free plug.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and so, yeah, because I was an essential service,
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Speaker 5: I never got locked down.
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Speaker 2: So I was basically going to work every day. I
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Speaker 2: was kind of like actually a little bit mad about it.
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Speaker 2: I was like– I was looking forward to having some
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Speaker 2: time off or whatever. I did have one week of
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Speaker 2: lockdown when I got back to Adelaide, but otherwise, yeah,
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Speaker 2: went through it. So I'm glad we did it at
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Speaker 2: the time and it was a good trip. So, yeah.
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Speaker 3: It was one of my favorite evenings at the Improv
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Speaker 3: with that group of people. It was just such a
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Speaker 3: special night. Colton was there and he had a little
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Speaker 3: tie on. It was so cute.
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Speaker 2: And Tracy got mega wasted.
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Speaker 1: He's a senior in high school now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like going to university next year.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just wild.
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Speaker 4: He's like big as Eddie now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a unit. He's a unit. He's a unit.
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Speaker 3: We've talked about this before, but not with you, Tim.
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Speaker 3: Colton and Eddie came and met my parents and I
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Speaker 3: at Christmastime. Oh, wow. when we were in California, we
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Speaker 3: did like Universal Studios and Disney and stuff. And they
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Speaker 3: came in and met us. And my mom, who had
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Speaker 3: only ever seen pictures of Colton and mostly at Disneyland
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Speaker 3: or like he was seated or at a comedy club,
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Speaker 3: was like, Jesus Christ, that was a kid in like
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Speaker 3: a picture I just saw. And he's like as tall
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Speaker 3: as Eddie and taller than all of us. And I
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Speaker 3: was like, yes, yes. And such a well-spoken young man.
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Speaker 3: Someday we'll get him. Yeah, he seems like him. on
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Speaker 3: here but you know football is.
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Speaker 5: Hard yeah seems like he's got a bit of a
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Speaker 5: something to him there yeah.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what a scrimmage is outside of like
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Speaker 3: when they say that while I'm watching TV but for
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Speaker 3: sure he had some sort of scrimmage shit on a
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Speaker 3: Saturday one time I don't know.
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Speaker 8: Yeah that's where they you play against each other but
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Speaker 8: you're the same team got it okay sports sports do
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Speaker 8: you like sports.
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Speaker 2: Tim Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: I'm a bit more of a Formula One fan than
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Speaker 5: I am.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my jam. Used to be into UFC before.
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Speaker 4: Oh, beat the shit out of each other.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was never really about the violence.
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Speaker 5: It was very much the tactical nature of it, which
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Speaker 5: I know it sounds weird, but I like the real-time strategy.
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Speaker 5: So more like I would sort of say it's like
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Speaker 5: real-time chess or something like that. But given the politicization
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Speaker 5: of the sport, that's gone off the boil for me.
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Speaker 2: So, yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's like Fight Club, right?
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Speaker 2: Formula 1.
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Speaker 4: It's a grown-up fight club, yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's a grown-up fight club.
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Speaker 4: For money.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, besides boxing and a lot of martial arts.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's strategy to boxing, right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. There's strategy to UFC, too.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of fighting and wrestling, right?
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Speaker 9: Because of every different type of martial art, you can
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Speaker 9: have specialized people in different skill sets that have to
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Speaker 9: counter other skill sets, right? it isn't a free-for-all but
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Speaker 9: yeah I do understand the you know the reasons why
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Speaker 9: people are not fans of it and it's not everyone's
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Speaker 9: cup of tea so but yes Formula One is my
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Speaker 9: number one sport cricket pretty close second so yes a
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Speaker 9: little bit of sport yeah.
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Speaker 1: Now do they I'm ignorant on this do they have
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Speaker 1: like the live cricket matches and stuff like you.
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Speaker 4: Can't watch them ever they're not open to the public.
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Speaker 1: I've never seen like an aired cricket match i've seen
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Speaker 1: you know rugby and footy and stuff like that.
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Speaker 4: No they must be yeah i've seen online clips sure yeah.
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Speaker 5: I mean definitely like obviously not in america or the u.s
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Speaker 5: um i'm mindful of saying america because i've been told
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Speaker 5: it's America it's the US not America because.
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Speaker 2: America plus the whole continent.
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Speaker 3: Everyone hates Trump is that why that's why we have
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Speaker 3: to distinguish that.
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Speaker 4: Now I've never been upset if you call it either
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Speaker 4: one I don't and then the United States of America
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Speaker 4: like who.
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Speaker 1: Cares that's because we're in the US I think it's
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Speaker 1: Canada and Mexico.
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Speaker 3: That don't like it Canada and Mexico don't want to
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Speaker 3: be associated with our country.
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Speaker 4: Oh because they're North America because I'm our president well
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Speaker 4: that's fair.
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Speaker 3: It was fine when we were the Americas, right? But
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Speaker 3: now it's Trump land and the.
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Speaker 2: Rest of the Americas. Yeah. Anyway, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Call it whatever you want.
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Speaker 2: Like.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so cricket is massive. It's one of the biggest
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Speaker 5: sports in the world. I mean, it's the biggest sport in.
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Speaker 2: India and Australia, England.
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Speaker 5: They play in a straight line, it looks like.
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Speaker 2: Yeah that's right yeah yeah.
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Speaker 3: Um there's a bluey episode about cricket yeah so we
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Speaker 3: kind of understand if you.
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Speaker 4: Could put in terms of bluey we get it yeah
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Speaker 4: we got.
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Speaker 5: It look that's that was legit like that's how we
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Speaker 5: used to grow up playing um Backyard Cricket and stuff
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Speaker 5: like that, for sure.
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Speaker 2: So that, I mean, Bluey's just the best. I mean,
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Speaker 2: how can you not love Bluey? I mean, honestly.
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Speaker 5: When you guys finish this podcast, once you finish the
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Speaker 5: Golden Girls, you should.
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Speaker 2: Be doing Bluey next.
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Speaker 3: We're supposed to be doing Bluey.
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Speaker 4: We've tried, but we got a little delayed.
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Speaker 3: But we'll get there.
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Speaker 2: There you go.
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Speaker 3: I just didn't have the bandwidth to edit another show
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Speaker 3: at the time.
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Speaker 4: Be on the lookout. We'll get back to you.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I'll come back on this one again, but too,
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Speaker 2: but when you do Bluey, 100%.
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Speaker 4: You're totally invited for Bluey.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't watched that.
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Speaker 4: He can be our band.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't really watched. I mean, I've watched some
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Speaker 2: episodes of Golden Girls. I can't say I've watched the
11:18
Speaker 2: whole series from start to finish, but I am a fan.
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Speaker 3: You can't stay. Get out.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 3: It's fine.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, like I said, like when Erin asked me to
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Speaker 5: come on, we were literally like my wife, Cindy, watches
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Speaker 5: TV before we go to sleep.
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Speaker 2: And usually the main one is MASH. It is her
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Speaker 2: favourite TV show of all time.
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Speaker 5: But when she runs out of that, then she'll move
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Speaker 5: on to something else for a while and then eventually
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Speaker 5: go back to it.
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Speaker 2: But one of those shows was The Golden Girls. So
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Speaker 2: it went great. I first got asked. I was like, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: we're watching it right now. And then we've now moved on. But, yeah.
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Speaker 4: So maybe you've seen this one.
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Speaker 10: Who knows?
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Speaker 5: Yeah. I did cheat. Well, I listened to your last episode. Oh, well,
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Speaker 5: that's fine.
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Speaker 9: I wanted a taste of what was going to happen
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Speaker 9: and how it was all going to work.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The strict hazing that happens to all new guests on
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Speaker 3: the Lanai. That's your word.
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Speaker 4: Our last one was with Aaron, so we were probably
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Speaker 4: giving him tons of shit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, truth be told, I don't want to give him.
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Speaker 2: I haven't heard that one. I heard Smokey's one. Oh, Smokey's. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Well, then it was silly.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's silly and fun. No, we ended up having
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Speaker 3: a four-episode arc for Boy Aaron. because um oh when
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Speaker 3: we had to shift stuff around and i think you
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Speaker 3: weren't available last weekend i was like get on here
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Speaker 3: and so he came on so he was on for
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Speaker 3: four in a row so even though today is this
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Speaker 3: a stand yeah you're getting a stand you're you're substitute
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Speaker 3: usually our stand you're our substitute hi it's me so
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Speaker 3: you have to say hi it's me yeah um i
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Speaker 3: i texted him yesterday and i was like don't come
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Speaker 3: on our show i have a better test i don't
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Speaker 3: want to diminish sorry stan I was like, I don't
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Speaker 3: want to diminish Tim's arrival to our show and make
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Speaker 3: it look like we had to pad it with an
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Speaker 3: entertaining guest in case.
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Speaker 2: In case I'm boring.
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Speaker 3: So I threw him off the show today.
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Speaker 2: Damn, that's cold. Sorry, Stan.
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Speaker 3: He's pretty cold. He was in a mood last time
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Speaker 3: we recorded anyway, so it's fair. He deserved a little.
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Speaker 5: I wasn't sure if it was like a fan thing, like,
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Speaker 5: you know, like stan m & m stan kind of.
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Speaker 2: Thing i was like oh this is a reference to
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Speaker 2: something like a no no it's fanboy.
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Speaker 4: That's his that's his catchphrase hi it's me stan yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah no don't worry you're here because we love you you're.
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Speaker 9: Talking about stan from the show the golden girl yeah
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Speaker 9: golden girl.
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Speaker 2: Yeah right okay yeah.
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Speaker 4: I know stan of course all right can you give
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Speaker 4: can you give us a hi it's me stan Hi, it's.
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Speaker 2: Me, Stan. Yay!
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Speaker 1: Yay.
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Speaker 2: All right. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Magic.
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Speaker 4: Take that, Aaron.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 3: Well, we... Okay. Now we're just fighting.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
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Speaker 3: Being bitchy.
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Speaker 8: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Do you... Should we get into this?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 4: All right, kids. This is season four, episode 10. Stan
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Speaker 4: takes a wife.
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Speaker 2: What? Hmm.
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Speaker 4: Original air date was January 7th, 1989 in the U.S.
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Speaker 4: I don't know about there. Director was Terry Hughes. Writer,
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Speaker 4: Winifred Herve, our favorite name. Now, I know this is
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Speaker 4: going to be really hard, but what do you, Tim
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Speaker 4: and Kristen, think Stan Takes a Wife will be about?
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Speaker 3: He steals.
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Speaker 4: It's a very mysterious title.
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Speaker 2: No, he totally.
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Speaker 1: Steals his neighbor's wife.
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Speaker 3: Like.
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Speaker 4: But like physically right his wife like kidnaps her or
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Speaker 4: like woos her.
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Speaker 3: No no just physically dark yeah.
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Speaker 1: He's like going breaking.
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Speaker 6: Bad kidnapped in the back of a truck okay Golden
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Speaker 6: Girls does take it Tim what do you think it'll be.
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Speaker 5: About maybe it takes a wife someone else's wife out
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Speaker 5: for dinner okay I mean yeah I do have some
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Speaker 5: vague recollections that maybe he gets.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if he gets married again.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That would be the obvious thing would be that he
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Speaker 2: got married again, but... Okay.
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Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell you if you're right or wrong.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: I said him and Christy got divorced, right? The stewardess
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Speaker 1: that he married.
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Speaker 3: She left him. She left him.
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Speaker 4: I assume they got an official divorce.
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Speaker 2: Were they married?
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Speaker 3: Him and the stewardess were in the first couple seasons because...
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Speaker 3: One of my cell phone text tones is Dorothy saying,
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Speaker 3: your wife left you? I had no idea she was
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Speaker 3: that bright. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Was that? I'm going to ask too many questions about
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Speaker 2: the show. You're fine.
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Speaker 4: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: You're fine.
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Speaker 4: Ask away.
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Speaker 5: Because I do remember there being another, like, was she young?
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Young and blonde, right? yeah okay now tim and kristin
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Speaker 4: have to decide together who of the four girls dorothy
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Speaker 4: blanche sophia or rose will be the hardest for aaron
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Speaker 4: to prove is the villain of the episode.
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Speaker 2: The hardest for aaron to prove yeah.
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Speaker 1: Erin has to use her powers of persuasion to convince
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Speaker 1: us that this person.
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Speaker 8: Was the villain in the episode.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So we want to make it hard for her to
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Speaker 1: do that.
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Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like Blanche is probably the default
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Speaker 5: villain most of the time, is she not?
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Speaker 2: Like, she's kind of the most.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is also a Stan episode, so Dorothy
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Speaker 1: could be pretty bad. So I wouldn't be more inclined
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Speaker 1: to go, like, Rose or Blanche for this one, but.
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Speaker 2: Because Dorothy's going to be the one dealing with this bullshit,
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Speaker 2: isn't she? Right.
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Speaker 4: Because if Dorothy's obviously the villain, you've made it easy
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Speaker 4: for her.
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Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
17:39
Speaker 2: You can swear.
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Speaker 3: And Sophia is always.
17:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're Australian. You like the C word, right?
17:46
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I'll drop it if you want.
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Speaker 5: But I mean, how funny was it when Queen Jane
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Speaker 5: dropped it on the episode and called.
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Speaker 2: Herself after she said it? She was like, oh, my God.
17:57
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
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Speaker 5: Ralph likes to throw it around, but I mean, Australians
18:01
Speaker 5: don't even throw it around that much, but.
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Speaker 2: Like far out, you know, I think.
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Speaker 4: I don't know, man.
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Speaker 2: I mean, you like some attendees Australian, but like.
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Speaker 1: I only do when I'm talking to my cat.
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Speaker 2: That's fair.
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Speaker 4: That's fair.
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Speaker 2: Most cats are cunts. I accidentally called a child a
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Speaker 2: cunt in Boston.
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Speaker 4: You didn't know it was a child?
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Speaker 3: It was in Chicago. No, these girls came in. Their
18:32
Speaker 3: moms dropped them off. And then they were left unattended
18:36
Speaker 3: at the Bevics. And they were picking on this server.
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Speaker 3: He was dressed in all pale pink. And he was
18:44
Speaker 3: supposed to be a Ken. Like a Ken doll. And
18:48
Speaker 3: they kept asking him why he was gay. And just
18:51
Speaker 3: being really aggressive. And so I was like, these fucking cunts.
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Speaker 3: And my two colleague co-workers looked at me like, and
19:00
Speaker 3: I said, I'm sorry, but their moms left and they're
19:03
Speaker 3: acting like they're big girls in the city and they're
19:05
Speaker 3: picking on that server and that's fucked and they're being cunts.
19:08
Speaker 3: That's what they're being right now.
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Speaker 4: So it wasn't accidentally at all. When you hear the story.
19:13
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't mean to say it. I didn't mean
19:17
Speaker 3: to say it so loud they heard me.
19:19
Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
19:20
Speaker 3: I accidentally said it.
19:21
Speaker 4: I meant to just talk shit about you.
19:23
Speaker 3: I meant to quietly talk shit at my table.
19:26
Speaker 4: Instead of like, these cunts.
19:28
Speaker 3: But they were making me so mad. I was like,
19:30
Speaker 3: these fucking cunts over here. Yeah. Well, I've said it
19:36
Speaker 3: now in this episode more than I've probably ever said
19:39
Speaker 3: it the rest of my life.
19:39
Speaker 4: Let's get a counter going.
19:40
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get a cunt counter. Anyway.
19:43
Speaker 4: Who did we pick, children? I only have one, so.
19:48
Speaker 3: The cunts.
19:49
Speaker 2: Well. I think I think I have to go Blanche
19:51
Speaker 2: because I mean, sorry.
19:56
Speaker 4: Don't be sorry. You got to do it again next episode.
19:59
Speaker 3: So, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Next week.
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Speaker 3: Next week. All right.
20:06
Speaker 2: I see.
20:06
Speaker 3: Look at you laying into that cave.
20:08
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
20:09
Speaker 3: Well, the winky voice helped. All right. You know what?
20:13
Speaker 3: I'm going to get this ship back on the tracks. Nope.
20:16
Speaker 4: Ships don't go on tracks.
20:17
Speaker 2: Nope.
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21:06
Speaker 3: Oh, that's me.
21:07
Speaker 2: Hi. Sorry.
21:09
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so done. Commercial over. Show begins. Oh,
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Speaker 3: from now on, Strong Bad will be narrating our show
21:22
Speaker 3: for us.
21:23
Speaker 4: Burninating the countryside.
21:28
Speaker 2: Hi.
21:28
Speaker 3: Welcome back, everyone. I hope you guys enjoyed that episode.
21:32
Speaker 3: I missed you. Oh, I missed you. Oh, you mean them.
21:36
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
21:37
Speaker 4: I missed you.
21:39
Speaker 3: I always miss you.
21:41
Speaker 1: We were together the whole time.
21:43
Speaker 2: Shut up.
21:46
Speaker 4: I didn't miss you.
21:46
Speaker 2: I drank the magic.
21:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kristen, perhaps you're just not familiar with what it
21:53
Speaker 3: feels like when your friends miss you. Oh, shut up.
21:58
Speaker 2: Fire. That's okay.
22:00
Speaker 3: Also, What?
22:05
Speaker 5: That was very cunty to say.
22:09
Speaker 2: Thank you. It was. Oh.
22:14
Speaker 3: Look, I wasn't even denying that. But speaking of not
22:16
Speaker 3: denying that, it was pretty hard for us not to
22:19
Speaker 3: know what this episode was. But what did you guys
22:22
Speaker 3: think of the episode? I stole Gina's line.
22:24
Speaker 2: It's okay.
22:25
Speaker 4: I liked it.
22:26
Speaker 2: It was cute.
22:27
Speaker 4: It was a decent one.
22:29
Speaker 2: It was good. Apart from Dorothy just having a massive
22:32
Speaker 2: brain fart.
22:33
Speaker 6: Yeah.
22:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good.
22:35
Speaker 4: Not the most memorable in terms of, like, quotes.
22:40
Speaker 7: No.
22:41
Speaker 3: Although something she said, I was like, that should have
22:43
Speaker 3: been one of my text tones. Because a couple of
22:45
Speaker 3: my Dorothy text tones that I have are awfully long.
22:49
Speaker 3: And she said something, and I was like, I like it.
22:53
Speaker 2: What's the mother's name?
22:55
Speaker 4: Sophia.
22:56
Speaker 2: Sophia.
22:57
Speaker 7: Yeah, her line about how she dealt with being sick.
23:01
Speaker 7: And she says, making me ball. And she says, no,
23:03
Speaker 7: he's Was it banging in the closet or something like that?
23:06
Speaker 2: Yeah. Making love in the closet.
23:08
Speaker 4: She didn't have a ton of screen time.
23:10
Speaker 2: That was a pretty good line, though.
23:12
Speaker 3: She was maybe dying of love.
23:16
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
23:18
Speaker 3: Well, you guys want to... I got a 13-question quiz
23:21
Speaker 3: with y'all's names on it. You ready to do it?
23:24
Speaker 1: Ready.
23:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm nervous.
23:26
Speaker 4: We'll probably create another Kristen rival when Timmy sees how
23:29
Speaker 4: hard it is.
23:31
Speaker 3: You're going to take notes for next week's episode, probably.
23:34
Speaker 3: Because you're going to feel embarrassed by the speed that
23:38
Speaker 3: she can... He's.
23:39
Speaker 4: Casual now under a blanket, but he's going to be
23:42
Speaker 4: studious next week.
23:43
Speaker 3: We do ask that you try to let me finish
23:46
Speaker 3: the question. The quiz master has been known to be
23:53
Speaker 3: punitive about that.
23:54
Speaker 4: And pregnantly pause.
24:00
Speaker 3: Like that one.
24:01
Speaker 8: Yep.
24:02
Speaker 3: Okay. So, who ditches Blanche at the movies? Kristen.
24:12
Speaker 2: Jerry.
24:13
Speaker 3: Yes. All right. First point, Kristen.
24:16
Speaker 4: What a shock.
24:17
Speaker 3: Yeah. We should call this Try to Beat Kristen. All right.
24:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:26
Speaker 4: We should call it Three Cunts Watch the Golden Girls.
24:28
Speaker 2: Okay.
24:30
Speaker 4: It's only in Australia.
24:34
Speaker 3: In Australia, we could rebrand to, like, Conti Cougars.
24:38
Speaker 2: Conti Cougars?
24:41
Speaker 4: Nobody will know what the show's about.
24:45
Speaker 7: The spin-off version of the show.
24:50
Speaker 2: Oh, God.
24:50
Speaker 3: All right. Well, just question two now. It's going so well.
24:55
Speaker 2: Let's go.
24:57
Speaker 3: What does Sophia suggest that Stan's Awesome news is. I
25:05
Speaker 3: love the look of like just blank disappointment on all
25:09
Speaker 3: over your face.
25:09
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to think like. I want to say
25:12
Speaker 4: something with his hair, but I don't remember. I think
25:20
Speaker 4: I think it's yours.
25:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's mine. I have.
25:23
Speaker 3: I buzzed. Just stop Aaron.
25:26
Speaker 7: Yes.
25:26
Speaker 3: The answer was dating somebody over 12.
25:29
Speaker 1: Oh right oh wait for aaron do you want me
25:32
Speaker 1: to read the points aaron.
25:33
Speaker 3: A little early but if you want sure i just.
25:39
Speaker 1: Want to make you feel good because please gina and
25:43
Speaker 1: timmy have zero points and aaron and kristin are tied
25:48
Speaker 1: with one.
25:48
Speaker 4: No it's australian rules we're winning I'm ready to make
25:52
Speaker 4: a comeback.
25:56
Speaker 7: Here.
25:56
Speaker 3: Timmy, the comeback king. All right, great. Well, I'm going
25:59
Speaker 3: to reset those buzzers and we're going to move on.
26:03
Speaker 3: Who does Sophia spent more on a nose ring than
26:06
Speaker 3: Stan did on Catherine's ring?
26:09
Speaker 2: Oh, Kristen.
26:11
Speaker 3: Lisa Bonet. Yeah.
26:13
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:14
Speaker 4: I knew that one, but I wasn't fast enough, you guys.
26:18
Speaker 3: Look, I've looked into it and I don't know a
26:21
Speaker 3: way to delay a player. I thought if I gave
26:24
Speaker 3: her like a like a one millisecond delay that it
26:27
Speaker 3: would even the playing field with the guests and you.
26:31
Speaker 3: And all right. Anyway, let's move on. I'm going to.
26:34
Speaker 4: Reset the or she's just that good.
26:37
Speaker 3: Kristen got the point. So now she's in the lead.
26:40
Speaker 3: It's fine. OK, next question. This one's going to get
26:45
Speaker 3: everyone mad at me. I'm sure of it. Can't wait.
26:49
Speaker 3: What is the name of Sophia's doctor? Kristen?
26:53
Speaker 2: Dr. Seymour?
26:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh-huh. Seymour Butts.
26:59
Speaker 3: Seymour guests not wanting to come back.
27:01
Speaker 2: What? Just kidding. I'm kidding. I wouldn't have got it anyway.
27:05
Speaker 2: I buzzed, but I didn't. I knew to remember it,
27:08
Speaker 2: and then I didn't remember it.
27:09
Speaker 12: So that's going to be an answer.
27:11
Speaker 4: I knew to remember it, but I didn't remember it.
27:14
Speaker 3: I knew to remember it.
27:17
Speaker 4: But i didn't remember christ i.
27:18
Speaker 5: Was like because that's when you guys clued me into
27:20
Speaker 5: like oh yeah by the way there's gonna be a
27:22
Speaker 5: quiz and i was like oh shit and then i was.
27:25
Speaker 6: Like you're kicking yourself that's okay this next one also
27:32
Speaker 6: could be one where people are like fuck you aaron
27:35
Speaker 6: too specific dorothy hates waiting and blanche hates hospitals what
27:39
Speaker 6: does rose hate.
27:43
Speaker 4: No, it's not.
27:44
Speaker 3: It's not.
27:44
Speaker 4: I don't hate you for that question. I just don't
27:46
Speaker 4: know it.
27:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, no clue.
27:48
Speaker 2: It's a good one.
27:51
Speaker 3: Oh, point Aaron. The answer was.
27:54
Speaker 4: If you can answer it.
27:55
Speaker 3: When people put each other down on love connection.
28:00
Speaker 2: I totally missed that one.
28:01
Speaker 8: I don't even hear that.
28:03
Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
28:04
Speaker 5: Yeah.
28:04
Speaker 4: It went by all of us.
28:05
Speaker 3: They got to the hospital and they were like. I
28:08
Speaker 3: hate hospitals. I hate waiting. Well, I guess Dorothy didn't have.
28:13
Speaker 4: A Southern accent.
28:15
Speaker 3: She's Southern now. And then Rose went, I hate when
28:19
Speaker 3: people put each other down on love connection. And they
28:22
Speaker 3: were like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
28:26
Speaker 4: That's a Rose line.
28:27
Speaker 2: Yep.
28:27
Speaker 3: Yeah.
28:28
Speaker 4: All right, cool.
28:29
Speaker 3: Looks like I get a point. Again.
28:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, Aaron's beating us, I think.
28:32
Speaker 7: I know.
28:33
Speaker 4: Or is she tied with you?
28:34
Speaker 3: No. Not quite. Kristen still has, oh, not quite, she says.
28:40
Speaker 4: Trying to be graceful.
28:43
Speaker 3: It's your competition with me that, like, I can't win.
28:47
Speaker 3: And I write these quiz for you guys that I
28:49
Speaker 3: think is when she gets a little shade in her
28:51
Speaker 3: voice that I'm just like, I gotta slap you down again. Because, like,
28:55
Speaker 3: I can't even win. Don't be shitty with me.
28:58
Speaker 2: All right.
29:02
Speaker 3: Let's move on. Here's an easier question.
29:04
Speaker 2: We'll see.
29:06
Speaker 4: We'll be the judge of that.
29:09
Speaker 3: What does Sophia have? Kristen.
29:13
Speaker 1: Advanced pneumonia.
29:15
Speaker 10: Okay.
29:16
Speaker 2: Yep.
29:18
Speaker 3: That's it. You got it.
29:20
Speaker 4: I thought it advanced to pneumonia.
29:22
Speaker 3: It was just pneumonia, but I'm not going to hem
29:25
Speaker 3: and haw. She had like a cold or a chest
29:29
Speaker 3: something that advanced to pneumonia.
29:31
Speaker 4: Different strokes.
29:32
Speaker 3: But pneumonia is fine. It's fine. Okay, next question. It's
29:40
Speaker 3: fine what does Dorothy say after the group hug Kristen
29:48
Speaker 3: hands above the waist Stanley yeah hands above the waist
29:54
Speaker 3: Stan yes no Lee.
29:56
Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, Stan.
29:58
Speaker 4: I'm not going to quibble on that.
30:01
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm putting a protest in on that.
30:03
Speaker 3: You didn't even buzz in, Timmy.
30:07
Speaker 4: Did you even know it?
30:09
Speaker 2: No, but, you know, the rules, she said the wrong thing,
30:12
Speaker 2: so that's the wrong answer. I'm sorry.
30:16
Speaker 3: Obsessed.
30:16
Speaker 4: We'll take that into account. I'm obsessed with a.
30:20
Speaker 3: Person that has no points. decided this is the hill
30:24
Speaker 3: to die on.
30:24
Speaker 12: Hey, if you can't fight fair, you fight dirty.
30:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't want to, like, discourage you
30:33
Speaker 3: from playing, Tim, but, like, you can't win unless you
30:37
Speaker 3: get all five of the rest questions.
30:40
Speaker 2: You would die at best.
30:41
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, cool, cool.
30:42
Speaker 2: Nah, this is it. This is it. I'm going on
30:44
Speaker 2: a streak now.
30:47
Speaker 3: Look out.
30:48
Speaker 4: Here comes Timmy.
30:50
Speaker 2: Hope springs eternal. Fuck.
30:53
Speaker 3: What does Sophia sing to her sauce over the holidays? Gina, Gina, Gina.
31:00
Speaker 4: Nat King Cole.
31:02
Speaker 3: Yay, Gina got a point.
31:04
Speaker 4: Which I assume is the Christmas song.
31:06
Speaker 3: Tim, you can't win now at all.
31:09
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
31:09
Speaker 3: But you could maybe get a point so that you
31:11
Speaker 3: don't feel sad. I feel accepted.
31:14
Speaker 2: That's my only goal here.
31:16
Speaker 4: It's a matter of the numbers working out for me.
31:19
Speaker 3: I don't know what Tim math is.
31:21
Speaker 4: Do they have special math down under?
31:24
Speaker 2: If I get a point, I win.
31:26
Speaker 3: Oh, because of the metric inversion.
31:28
Speaker 2: Oh, metric.
31:30
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
31:31
Speaker 2: Don't even, Aaron, I'm telling you, don't go there.
31:34
Speaker 4: Don't do it.
31:35
Speaker 2: We already had one meltdown.
31:38
Speaker 4: I thought he just meant personal pride. He wins inside.
31:41
Speaker 2: Okay. All right. Cool.
31:44
Speaker 3: Well, let's move this ship along the rails as it were.
31:50
Speaker 3: And I rethought about that. And you know, They do
31:52
Speaker 3: initially kind of, don't they have.
31:54
Speaker 4: Them on those rails that go up into the water?
31:57
Speaker 3: Well, if they're not dry dock them, they go up.
31:59
Speaker 2: Don't even try, Erin. Don't even try.
32:02
Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Stan B.
32:04
Speaker 4: Stanley.
32:04
Speaker 2: Let's get this.
32:07
Speaker 3: Ship back in the air. The shit these people give me.
32:10
Speaker 4: This pony back in the water.
32:12
Speaker 3: Alright, here we go. Moving on.
32:14
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
32:17
Speaker 3: Sophia.
32:18
Speaker 2: I love the podcast.
32:20
Speaker 3: Sophia has survived war, disease, and what? Timmy.
32:28
Speaker 2: Syphilis.
32:31
Speaker 4: You're just going to make up answers.
32:37
Speaker 3: If no one else gets that, if no one else
32:40
Speaker 3: gets the actual correct answer, I might give him a
32:43
Speaker 3: bonus point for laughter.
32:44
Speaker 4: I don't remember it.
32:46
Speaker 3: I'm going to give him a sorry about the metric
32:48
Speaker 3: system point.
32:49
Speaker 2: Okay.
32:52
Speaker 4: Why not?
32:52
Speaker 3: Creativity. Amazing. All right. So the real answer to that
32:56
Speaker 3: question was Sophia survived two seasons of Designing Women.
33:03
Speaker 2: You know, I liked that show.
33:05
Speaker 3: I do like that show. I just like when Sophia
33:08
Speaker 3: throws shade at television.
33:09
Speaker 4: I know.
33:10
Speaker 3: It's like a weird commentary.
33:11
Speaker 4: She's like, we're the Golden Girls, bitch.
33:13
Speaker 3: We beat all of them. Oh my god, so I
33:16
Speaker 3: got a third point. Except when she shit on the
33:18
Speaker 3: three amigos.
33:19
Speaker 4: That was a good one.
33:21
Speaker 12: I thought I was getting a pity point for that.
33:24
Speaker 3: You did.
33:25
Speaker 4: No, it was a creativity point.
33:28
Speaker 3: Timmy gets syphilis.
33:31
Speaker 4: That's right. Tell your friends. If you have tail damage
33:36
Speaker 4: in your car and you need some old syphilis to
33:38
Speaker 4: fix it.
33:40
Speaker 2: I'm your guy. I'm your man.
33:45
Speaker 3: Why does Rose say they took her off the suicide
33:47
Speaker 3: hotline at work?
33:48
Speaker 2: I missed that line.
33:51
Speaker 3: Kristen looks unsure of this.
33:53
Speaker 1: Because she was bad at talking people out of doing
33:58
Speaker 1: things they wanted to do.
34:00
Speaker 3: That sounds right. I'm going to allow it. That's close enough.
34:04
Speaker 3: It was worded weird. So the exact wording was she's
34:07
Speaker 3: always getting people to do the opposite of her intentions.
34:11
Speaker 2: Right.
34:11
Speaker 3: But that's what you said.
34:12
Speaker 4: So she should just be like, do it, jump.
34:15
Speaker 2: Kill yourself, fucker.
34:16
Speaker 3: And then they're like, you know what? This is too much.
34:20
Speaker 2: I'm fine. Chicken.
34:22
Speaker 3: Come on. Pussies talk about it. Real people kill themselves.
34:28
Speaker 3: All right.
34:30
Speaker 4: Hear it on the line. We do not condemn suicide.
34:32
Speaker 2: No, seriously.
34:33
Speaker 3: Don't kill yourself.
34:35
Speaker 2: Golden girls got dark ears. It does sometimes. Less golden,
34:41
Speaker 2: more like dull sheen girls.
34:43
Speaker 3: Damn it, we could have named our podcast then. I
34:51
Speaker 3: have to write that one down.
34:52
Speaker 2: It's never too late.
34:54
Speaker 4: Then we wouldn't be stepping on the toes of out
34:56
Speaker 4: on the lanai.
34:58
Speaker 2: Dull sheen. Yeah, that was confusing when I went looking
35:02
Speaker 2: for your podcast.
35:03
Speaker 3: We didn't know they existed.
35:05
Speaker 2: We didn't know.
35:07
Speaker 4: Shout out to you guys. You want to collaborate?
35:09
Speaker 3: Hit us up. They're probably more established than we have.
35:11
Speaker 4: A proper celebrities and shit.
35:14
Speaker 2: Yeah.
35:16
Speaker 4: Yeah. We're DIY punk rock in it.
35:19
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Ryan sent me a picture of him and the
35:23
Speaker 3: drummer from Fallout Boy at some like rock festival. It
35:28
Speaker 3: was like it was punk rock comedy. And he sent
35:33
Speaker 3: me the picture and he's like, I'm at this, like,
35:35
Speaker 3: did this hard rock fest thing over the weekend in Seattle.
35:39
Speaker 3: And I was like, would we call Fall Out Boy
35:41
Speaker 3: hard rock?
35:42
Speaker 10: No.
35:43
Speaker 3: And he said, well, no, but the members of all. Yeah.
35:48
Speaker 3: What I didn't remember. And then he told me and
35:50
Speaker 3: I looked up and I was like, oh, fuck. I
35:51
Speaker 3: remember now looking at the names. They all came from. Well,
35:56
Speaker 3: they all came from like super hardcore punk bands and
36:00
Speaker 3: met each other and then made like a more mainstream sound.
36:04
Speaker 3: To be successful. But I was like.
36:08
Speaker 4: This has been your music minute. With Erin.
36:12
Speaker 3: Anyway moving right along to the next question. I hope
36:14
Speaker 3: y'all ready. What does Blanche say is wrong. With Rose's ankle.
36:22
Speaker 2: Fuck.
36:22
Speaker 4: Was I watching the same episode.
36:24
Speaker 2: I don't know.
36:26
Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys are watching. I didn't even.
36:29
Speaker 3: This is like not even my normal. Like this is
36:33
Speaker 3: like a. Seven out of a ten as far as
36:36
Speaker 3: quizzes go.
36:37
Speaker 4: Well, apparently that's how you get us. We're expecting you
36:42
Speaker 4: to ask about certain things and you're just like flying wild.
36:45
Speaker 4: All right.
36:46
Speaker 3: Well, I buzzed in.
36:47
Speaker 2: Yes, Erin.
36:47
Speaker 3: I called it on that one.
36:49
Speaker 7: Okay.
36:50
Speaker 3: So I'll just take my next point, by the way. Oh,
36:52
Speaker 3: I gave it to you.
36:54
Speaker 4: Can you tell us the answer?
36:56
Speaker 3: Honestly, I might win this episode, guys. All right. Yeah.
37:01
Speaker 3: It's an old plow injury. Yeah, I didn't even hear that.
37:06
Speaker 3: She kicks her in the ankle or whatever and then
37:10
Speaker 3: she's limping and she's like, what's wrong with your ankle?
37:12
Speaker 3: Before Rose can answer, she says, an old plow injury?
37:18
Speaker 2: Yes.
37:21
Speaker 4: Maybe I was chatting. I gotta be quiet. I get chatty.
37:25
Speaker 4: Look at her awful slouchy boots.
37:28
Speaker 3: I'm just curious what the score is right now. Score, please.
37:32
Speaker 1: The current score is Gina and Timmy with one each.
37:37
Speaker 1: Erin has four and Kristen has six.
37:40
Speaker 4: Erin is kicking.
37:41
Speaker 2: Ass this episode.
37:43
Speaker 3: I still can't win, though.
37:45
Speaker 4: But you've done very well.
37:47
Speaker 1: You've put in a valiant effort.
37:49
Speaker 4: That's probably better than you've done in a long time.
37:50
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had four.
37:52
Speaker 2: Ever.
37:52
Speaker 4: She's never had that many points. Apparently, this quiz is
37:57
Speaker 4: too hard.
37:58
Speaker 3: All right. This next one's probably going to be a
38:02
Speaker 3: point for me, to be honest, because apparently I was
38:04
Speaker 3: in a weird headspace when I wrote this. How can
38:07
Speaker 3: Dorothy be so sure? For context, if it helps, Catherine says,
38:12
Speaker 3: how can you be so sure?
38:14
Speaker 2: Damn it.
38:18
Speaker 3: Gina, Gina, Gina.
38:19
Speaker 4: Because she met you and sees you're a nice person.
38:23
Speaker 4: And in a moment of weakness, she thinks she wants
38:25
Speaker 4: to stand back. Was it that stuff?
38:28
Speaker 3: It was that conversation, but it wasn't that.
38:30
Speaker 2: All right.
38:33
Speaker 3: Sorry. Timmy.
38:35
Speaker 2: She's the person that she's talking about. She's the ex-wife.
38:39
Speaker 7: Yeah.
38:40
Speaker 3: I'm really glad that you guys all watched the scene,
38:43
Speaker 3: but that's not the answer. So the answer, unless Kristen
38:47
Speaker 3: wants to try a guess.
38:49
Speaker 4: I hazard a guess.
38:51
Speaker 3: I almost said gander a guess. I'm not.
38:53
Speaker 4: Yeah.
38:55
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening with my words.
38:56
Speaker 11: My goose.
39:00
Speaker 4: Nope that's a duck because she's a leo.
39:06
Speaker 3: There's my guy honestly i'm gonna kristen gets the point
39:11
Speaker 3: yeah because i'm a she says i just had leo
39:15
Speaker 3: written down remember she likes.
39:17
Speaker 4: To make fun of that horoscope shit that's right.
39:20
Speaker 3: Yeah she says she's like i'm she says i'm a
39:23
Speaker 3: leo they're all very sure of themselves I did that
39:27
Speaker 3: because I'm a Leo. That's why that caught my eye.
39:30
Speaker 2: All right.
39:30
Speaker 3: Well, I'm giving Kristen a point. I just want to,
39:34
Speaker 3: on the record, say that it did take her 46
39:37
Speaker 3: seconds to even try to guess. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes at
39:44
Speaker 3: On the Lanai here, our last question of the quiz
39:48
Speaker 3: is known as last line. And what I want you
39:51
Speaker 3: to do when I say, sure, why not? What I
39:55
Speaker 3: want you to do. Wait, how many points does Kristen have?
39:58
Speaker 2: Seven. Eighteen.
39:59
Speaker 7: Okay.
40:00
Speaker 3: This question is worth seven points. What? Because then Kristen can't.
40:05
Speaker 4: Are we doing Jeopardy's rules?
40:07
Speaker 3: She can't lose. Oh, no, she can lose.
40:10
Speaker 2: Wait.
40:10
Speaker 4: Then she could lose.
40:10
Speaker 3: It's worth six points. Fuck this. It's worth one point.
40:14
Speaker 3: Don't ask for special rules.
40:15
Speaker 4: No, just, yeah.
40:18
Speaker 2: I'm just in here shaking your shit up.
40:20
Speaker 3: All right. Buzzer's reset. What was the last line of
40:24
Speaker 3: the show? I'm going to let that happen because I
40:27
Speaker 3: paused a little. Kristen.
40:29
Speaker 4: Believe me, we will.
40:31
Speaker 10: Dorothy.
40:33
Speaker 3: Say it again.
40:34
Speaker 4: Believe me, we will.
40:35
Speaker 1: Okay.
40:38
Speaker 8: Did I not say it right?
40:41
Speaker 3: Gina, say what you think it is.
40:43
Speaker 4: Believe me, you will.
40:44
Speaker 7: No. Okay.
40:45
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it to Kristen. She said, oh,
40:48
Speaker 3: believe me, you will. No, Timmy, you can't get a
40:51
Speaker 3: second syphilis point. Kristen gets the point.
40:53
Speaker 4: I said, believe me, you will.
40:57
Speaker 3: The line was, oh, believe me, we will.
41:01
Speaker 9: Oh, we will.
41:02
Speaker 2: It was we will.
41:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kristen got it closest. I was just if someone
41:06
Speaker 3: had the oh, because it was okay.
41:09
Speaker 2: That's okay.
41:11
Speaker 1: We can give Gina a point.
41:12
Speaker 3: No, the point goes to you. She said you will.
41:16
Speaker 3: So you got the line closest to.
41:18
Speaker 4: Wait, you keep saying we will and you will. What
41:20
Speaker 4: was the line?
41:22
Speaker 3: The line was, oh, believe me, we will.
41:25
Speaker 4: We will. OK, then it's Kristen.
41:27
Speaker 2: Yeah.
41:28
Speaker 3: Wow. You should have let me make it seven points.
41:30
Speaker 3: You would have had your highest score ever. You'd have
41:32
Speaker 3: had like, what, 15 or something.
41:35
Speaker 2: Yeah.
41:35
Speaker 3: What's the score? Tell me.
41:37
Speaker 1: Gina and Tim, we got four or one.
41:39
Speaker 3: I was like, four?
41:40
Speaker 2: When?
41:42
Speaker 8: My brain was going ahead.
41:43
Speaker 3: Aaron has four.
41:45
Speaker 8: And I got eight.
41:46
Speaker 2: There you go.
41:49
Speaker 3: Good job.
41:49
Speaker 2: You did it.
41:49
Speaker 4: There you go, Timmy. That's how it feels to get
41:51
Speaker 4: stopped by Kristen.
41:52
Speaker 2: The rata passage.
41:55
Speaker 4: You're into being shamed, you know, that'll really do it
41:57
Speaker 4: for you.
41:57
Speaker 7: Yeah.
41:59
Speaker 3: All right. Well, good job. You did it. Do you
42:01
Speaker 3: have some trivia for us?
42:03
Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
42:04
Speaker 4: Herb Edelman was Stan. He was in an episode of
42:07
Speaker 4: The Naked Truth. The more he shows up, the more obscure.
42:11
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, the more you share with us,
42:14
Speaker 3: I'm like.
42:14
Speaker 4: Because we already know what else he's in. Eleanor Donahue
42:18
Speaker 4: was Catherine. She was in Father Knows Best. Tom Tarpey
42:22
Speaker 4: was Dr.
42:23
Speaker 3: Seymour.
42:24
Speaker 4: He was in 9 to 5. Wayne, I don't know
42:29
Speaker 4: if it's, it's C-H-O-U, Chow or Choo. As the orderly.
42:34
Speaker 4: He was in An Inconvenient Woman, which is a hell
42:37
Speaker 4: of a title. Doug Franklin as the young doctor. He
42:40
Speaker 4: was in Beastmaster 2. Freeman King as the bartender. He
42:45
Speaker 4: was in Fletch. Beastmaster 2.
42:49
Speaker 2: Sorry. What a credit.
42:54
Speaker 4: Herb and Eleanor, Stan and Catherine in this episode, have
42:58
Speaker 4: played husband and wife before on an episode of The
43:01
Speaker 4: Love Boat, which I thought.
43:02
Speaker 2: Was pretty cool.
43:03
Speaker 3: Interesting.
43:04
Speaker 2: Interesting.
43:05
Speaker 4: Catherine is never seen or spoken of again. So, high
43:08
Speaker 4: end by Catherine.
43:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, like.
43:11
Speaker 4: We never confirmed they got married. They left the episode.
43:14
Speaker 4: Maybe Dorothy went, run, bitch, or I'll cut you.
43:18
Speaker 3: Yeah. We do that, though, right? I mean, like, in shows.
43:24
Speaker 3: I'm not saying, like, even just, like, we in the
43:27
Speaker 3: Golden Girls, we sense. I'm saying just, like. television wise
43:31
Speaker 3: it's not unusual.
43:32
Speaker 12: It's a weird thread to leave like undealt with.
43:37
Speaker 4: That seems like a big thing for a character to then.
43:40
Speaker 2: Just ignore it and then just not address.
43:43
Speaker 4: It like with Chrissy they brought her back up and
43:46
Speaker 4: then she left him at least they followed through with.
43:48
Speaker 3: That I think we see Stan again this season but
43:53
Speaker 3: not for a few episodes so maybe they just forgot
43:58
Speaker 3: maybe I don't know It is weird. All right, well,
44:01
Speaker 3: now I got to deep dive that. We'll have an
44:03
Speaker 3: answer for you. Not next week, but maybe later.
44:07
Speaker 8: Or not.
44:08
Speaker 3: Who knows?
44:09
Speaker 4: No promises. Blanche, if you noticed in the beginning, was
44:12
Speaker 4: eating Dreyer's ice cream. Dreyer's is west of the Rocky Mountains. Otherwise,
44:18
Speaker 4: it's Eddie's.
44:20
Speaker 3: Or Edie's.
44:20
Speaker 4: I don't know how you say it. This is a
44:22
Speaker 4: sign of them filming in L.A. that they had dryers.
44:26
Speaker 4: So they're not in Miami.
44:28
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
44:29
Speaker 3: Interesting.
44:30
Speaker 4: The title is a takeoff of the children's song Farmer
44:33
Speaker 4: in the Dell. Stan takes a wife. Sonny Bono.
44:38
Speaker 3: Did you just sing that slightly for us? Stan takes
44:42
Speaker 3: a wife.
44:43
Speaker 2: It helps. Stan takes a wife. The cheesecake stands alone.
44:48
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have got it.
44:51
Speaker 4: Do you know that song?
44:54
Speaker 2: Once he sang it, I did.
44:57
Speaker 4: The Cheesecake Stands Alone, I love that.
44:58
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have got it otherwise.
44:59
Speaker 4: A couple of references they made, not many. Lisa Bonet,
45:03
Speaker 4: actress on The Cosby Show and A Different World. I
45:06
Speaker 4: know previously we talked about A Different World with Book Daddy.
45:09
Speaker 4: And Sonny Bono, they said, you know, look what happened
45:12
Speaker 4: when he got ditched by Cher. He went into politics
45:16
Speaker 4: and will later be in an episode.
45:19
Speaker 3: Yeah.
45:20
Speaker 2: Yeah.
45:20
Speaker 4: That's all I have today.
45:22
Speaker 3: Fun Sonny Bono fact.
45:24
Speaker 2: Yes.
45:24
Speaker 4: Tell me.
45:25
Speaker 3: It's not really fun, nor is it a Sonny Bono fact,
45:28
Speaker 3: but my dad sat next to Sonny Bono's widow shortly
45:34
Speaker 3: after he passed on a flight in first class. And
45:37
Speaker 3: they ended up talking like the whole flight. And he
45:41
Speaker 3: said she was lovely and was still quite like broken
45:44
Speaker 3: up at the loss of her husband and stuff.
45:46
Speaker 4: But like, was it like just after?
45:48
Speaker 3: It was pretty shortly after, yeah.
45:51
Speaker 2: Wow.
45:54
Speaker 3: Remember Kirk Lee died in a skiing accident? He hit
45:57
Speaker 3: a tree. His tiny little frame hit a tree and
46:00
Speaker 3: he died. Because when you get going down that hill,
46:02
Speaker 3: isn't that what happened to Natasha something too? The one
46:05
Speaker 3: that was married to Liam Neeson? Liam Neeson's wife. Yeah,
46:09
Speaker 3: she hit a tree too, I think.
46:11
Speaker 4: When you're going down the mountain, that Yeti will sometimes
46:13
Speaker 4: come get you.
46:14
Speaker 2: Free skate.
46:15
Speaker 3: Or free ski, yeah.
46:19
Speaker 4: Sorry, that was a horrible joke to make.
46:21
Speaker 10: And another fun fact, Michael Schumacher, who was a famous
46:25
Speaker 10: F1 driver, he's still alive, but did have a really
46:29
Speaker 10: bad accident and hit his head skiing.
46:32
Speaker 4: Is he, like, different now? Like, did it change him?
46:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's, like, basically like a vegetable. Just a permanent
46:41
Speaker 2: sort of.
46:41
Speaker 4: So he's not racing anymore or anything?
46:43
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. He'd retired by that point, but
46:47
Speaker 2: he still loved, you know.
46:51
Speaker 2: Doing adventure sports and stuff like that and yeah.
46:53
Speaker 12: Fell over and hit his head um and yeah never
46:58
Speaker 12: came back so yeah the families.
47:01
Speaker 4: Yeah thank you for bringing us down timmy.
47:08
Speaker 3: I was gonna explain that tig notaro had this really
47:11
Speaker 3: beautiful yeti um reference in the d20 uh disney has
47:17
Speaker 3: like their own version of like a comic-con just to
47:19
Speaker 3: release shit they're gonna make you pay for later called
47:23
Speaker 3: d23 and um they just had their big like show
47:26
Speaker 3: uh live on uh disney plus and uh tigna tarot
47:33
Speaker 3: was one of the people that presented along with neil
47:35
Speaker 3: patrick harris and spoiler alert uh they're bringing the dream
47:39
Speaker 3: finder animatronic back to epcot As a result, Tig Notaro,
47:44
Speaker 3: who is a famous comedian, they just kept bringing her
47:47
Speaker 3: in to like do stuff. And she didn't understand it ever.
47:51
Speaker 3: And so at one point she came in with no
47:53
Speaker 3: head in like just this like brown furry Sasquatch Yeti
47:59
Speaker 3: looking outfit and just said, I don't understand what I am.
48:04
Speaker 3: And Neil Patrick Harris said, you're the Yeti from Expedition
48:08
Speaker 3: Everest and famously the Yeti from Expedition Everest. Has been
48:12
Speaker 3: broken more days than it's worked. Like if you ride
48:15
Speaker 3: that ride. And he actually swipes at you. It's surprising.
48:20
Speaker 3: Because normally he's just like. Sitting over top of the track.
48:24
Speaker 3: Like staring at you. And so. Neil had her stand
48:29
Speaker 3: there still on the stage. And just not move. And
48:32
Speaker 3: he was like. Honestly you're crushing being the Yeti. And
48:37
Speaker 3: so when you said Yeti. That's where I was going
48:39
Speaker 3: to take it. But we went and sat down. timmy's
48:42
Speaker 3: dark sad.
48:43
Speaker 12: Road weird weird down a moment man i was hoping
48:47
Speaker 12: to be like half as funny as smoke but it's
48:50
Speaker 12: just not happening.
48:52
Speaker 4: I mean it's well it is like two.
48:55
Speaker 2: O'clock in the morning it is it is two o'clock in.
48:58
Speaker 4: The morning and did you smoke anything.
49:00
Speaker 12: Like i did not no that's probably my problem my
49:04
Speaker 12: problem really yeah well.
49:05
Speaker 3: Try harder for the.
49:07
Speaker 4: Next week's episode i don't know if that's your thing
49:10
Speaker 4: but yeah next week maybe.
49:14
Speaker 3: You're fine. We love you.
49:16
Speaker 4: I'm enjoying you.
49:18
Speaker 2: I think the accent's carrying me.
49:19
Speaker 3: It's the.
49:20
Speaker 4: I mean it is pretty great I am on season
49:23
Speaker 4: 4 of Love Island Australia oh damn.
49:28
Speaker 3: I've not dipped my toes in Australia. Not very often, no.
49:34
Speaker 3: Where's Tallyman Todd? We need a cunt tally for this episode.
49:37
Speaker 1: But I did need the shoe-y thing explained at some
49:39
Speaker 1: point because that was disgusting.
49:42
Speaker 3: They drink out of a shoe. It's so gross.
49:45
Speaker 2: You stick your feet in there. Our national shame. Why?
49:51
Speaker 2: It baffles me. It baffles me how this whole thing started. Sorry.
49:58
Speaker 3: Sorry, the villain is no longer Blanche, it's Shuey, and
50:01
Speaker 3: Tim is going to explain that to us.
50:03
Speaker 10: Please.
50:03
Speaker 2: Okay. Strapping, kids, because you're in for a ride. No, yeah,
50:08
Speaker 2: Shueys are people drinking.
50:10
Speaker 12: Out of sometimes their own shoe, a beer, pouring a
50:13
Speaker 12: beer into a shoe.
50:15
Speaker 2: Also, you're ruining your shoe. But even more grossly, it's
50:17
Speaker 2: someone else's shoe.
50:19
Speaker 4: And then you're putting it back on your foot all wet?
50:22
Speaker 2: And then drinking, sculling the beer. Sculling the beer. I
50:27
Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah.
50:29
Speaker 4: Like you just drink it until it's gone.
50:31
Speaker 2: Yeah. Drink the whole thing. Yeah.
50:33
Speaker 12: So finally back to the formula, one thing, uh, one
50:37
Speaker 12: of the guys, Daniel Ricardo was very famously known for,
50:40
Speaker 12: I think he brought, he was one of the first,
50:43
Speaker 12: if not the first guy on a national world stage
50:47
Speaker 12: to do it.
50:47
Speaker 2: And, I still don't get it. Why? It is not
50:50
Speaker 2: an Australian thing. It is not an Australian thing. It
50:53
Speaker 2: was never an Australian thing. And somehow.
50:55
Speaker 4: Apparently it is.
50:55
Speaker 2: Someone, some fucking Muppet decided to go. Fucking Muppet. Some Muppet.
51:01
Speaker 3: Just writing that down.
51:02
Speaker 4: But then they put the shoe back on their foot.
51:06
Speaker 2: I guess. I guess you have to because you've got
51:08
Speaker 2: to go home.
51:08
Speaker 4: Unless you're bringing a spare shoe just for this activity.
51:11
Speaker 2: No, no, no. You are wearing clothes.
51:13
Speaker 4: You're smelling someone's foot odor while you're sculling it?
51:17
Speaker 2: You're drinking someone else's foot odor.
51:20
Speaker 4: Are you guys getting like bad breath and gingivitis?
51:25
Speaker 2: Look, like I said, the whole thing baffles me.
51:27
Speaker 4: Have you done it?
51:29
Speaker 2: I've never done it. I will never do it.
51:32
Speaker 4: Take a stand, Timmy.
51:33
Speaker 8: Yeah.
51:34
Speaker 2: Take a stand.
51:35
Speaker 9: This is up there with the metric system for things
51:38
Speaker 9: that enrage.
51:41
Speaker 2: Me.
51:41
Speaker 4: Because it sounds awful.
51:42
Speaker 8: Yeah.
51:43
Speaker 2: It's fucking horseshit.
51:44
Speaker 4: Just get a solo cup made that looks like a
51:47
Speaker 4: shoe and you'll be rich.
51:48
Speaker 2: No, no. You're missing the entire point. The entire point
51:51
Speaker 2: is to be gross and... Oh, I don't understand.
51:55
Speaker 4: Because they want to be gross.
51:57
Speaker 2: Why? It's not a lack of capware. Who hurt them?
51:58
Speaker 2: It's stopping them from.
52:00
Speaker 12: drinking out of a normal cup it's it's just like
52:03
Speaker 12: oh no this will be funny we're gonna do something that's.
52:08
Speaker 3: Yeah oh god i just i looked it.
52:11
Speaker 7: Up i looked it up what what made you more
52:17
Speaker 7: grossed out by looking it up oh god.
52:19
Speaker 13: It says because it says how it works the vessel
52:23
Speaker 13: you take off your own shoe or use a friend's
52:25
Speaker 13: shoe And then the retch, the actual physical retch.
52:30
Speaker 3: I had came from. Sometimes even a fan sneaker is
52:34
Speaker 3: handed up to a stage.
52:37
Speaker 4: Oh, like at a concert?
52:38
Speaker 3: Like some rando shoe.
52:41
Speaker 4: After they've been standing out there all day sweating.
52:43
Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
52:45
Speaker 12: Like six hours at these events they can be going from.
52:48
Speaker 4: Get it together, Australia.
52:50
Speaker 2: Oh, please. Locals view it. He's not an Australian thing.
52:56
Speaker 3: What is it?
52:56
Speaker 2: It's just some fucking idiots. It is some fucking morons.
53:01
Speaker 4: But it's caught fire in Australia, right? It's popular there, right?
53:09
Speaker 3: Well, Daniel Ricciardo is the one that fucked Ricciardo.
53:14
Speaker 4: Are you saying it's not only in Australia? It's everywhere.
53:17
Speaker 2: No, no. It's purely Australian.
53:20
Speaker 12: But it's not an australian thing it's not it's not
53:23
Speaker 12: a actual australian thing we do not go around doing fucking.
53:27
Speaker 2: Shoeies like you didn't make it up.
53:29
Speaker 7: No no one i know has ever done a shoeie
53:31
Speaker 7: oh you're.
53:32
Speaker 6: Saying respectable australians don't do it yeah no one.
53:36
Speaker 12: I would be associated with and if they were if they.
53:41
Speaker 4: You interview a job and you go they go do
53:43
Speaker 4: you have any questions And then you go, do you
53:46
Speaker 4: do shoeies? And they say, yeah, I don't want to
53:48
Speaker 4: work for you.
53:48
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out.
53:51
Speaker 12: If I was interviewing and they said, I'm not sure
53:54
Speaker 12: you can leave.
53:55
Speaker 4: No, shoeies may not apply.
53:58
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out. You're done, son. All right.
54:02
Speaker 4: I got it.
54:03
Speaker 2: Okay.
54:04
Speaker 4: So it is a thing, but it's also an anti thing.
54:08
Speaker 2: It's a thing is like men are already gross, but like,
54:12
Speaker 2: you know.
54:13
Speaker 7: No woman I know or have ever heard of a
54:16
Speaker 7: woman doing one of these things.
54:17
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not a lady thing.
54:19
Speaker 3: I ate trash off the ground at Knott's in character. Like,
54:23
Speaker 3: clean trash. Not, like, if someone dropped a pizza, we
54:28
Speaker 3: would rub our faces around it and, like, chew it.
54:31
Speaker 3: We wouldn't eat it. We weren't trying to die. But, like,
54:33
Speaker 3: we would be silly because it was part of our characters.
54:35
Speaker 2: We were modern. Yeah.
54:37
Speaker 4: That would scare me more than a scary monster.
54:41
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, she's fucking eating it. That was why
54:44
Speaker 3: we did it. Because we were dressed like pigs. And
54:46
Speaker 3: so we would like root around in like... Because people
54:49
Speaker 3: would scare....
54:51
Speaker 2: Fuck.
54:52
Speaker 3: Now I got to give context to this fucking story.
54:54
Speaker 3: We weren't like, hey, I'm going to eat this thing
54:57
Speaker 3: I found like on the ground forever. We were like...
55:01
Speaker 3: We scared someone. They dropped a whole fresh pizza. It
55:03
Speaker 3: slid out of the box and it was on the concrete.
55:06
Speaker 2: And.
55:07
Speaker 3: obviously we have to do this. Well, because if you
55:11
Speaker 3: buy a whole pizza at Knott's and a monster comes
55:14
Speaker 3: around the corner and frightens you and you drop the pizza,
55:17
Speaker 3: they'll make you a new pizza because there's guest service.
55:21
Speaker 3: But ultimately... It's a big win for you as the
55:24
Speaker 3: monster that you frightened a $ 30 pizza out of someone's hands.
55:29
Speaker 3: Poop and pee is real high up there. That ruins
55:32
Speaker 3: your night. I've scared you so bad your night's over
55:35
Speaker 3: or you have to buy expensive pants.
55:38
Speaker 2: Expensive pants.
55:39
Speaker 3: That's fine.
55:40
Speaker 2: There's got to be a bonus in that for sure.
55:42
Speaker 3: No, there's definitely not. There's for sure no bonus.
55:45
Speaker 8: Would you say you like being the villain?
55:51
Speaker 3: Are you trying to get me back to Blanche? I'm
55:53
Speaker 3: getting this boat back on the rails of the water.
55:58
Speaker 4: Floating away on the rails.
55:59
Speaker 12: Getting this train back on the track.
56:02
Speaker 4: Well, Timmy gave us our villain, but yeah, give us
56:04
Speaker 4: quickly your villain.
56:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, Blanche was typically Blanche here. She was slutty,
56:11
Speaker 3: a little judgy. She was trying to make things about her.
56:16
Speaker 3: Stan didn't ask to spend more money on a ring
56:19
Speaker 3: and clearly like he said I was coming over to
56:23
Speaker 3: talk about the ring I think I spent too much
56:24
Speaker 3: money on he was bankrupt like six episodes ago and
56:30
Speaker 3: then like Blanche is like let's go get you a
56:32
Speaker 3: more expensive ring with a larger diamond and so to
56:37
Speaker 3: me I think her forcing him to spend the money
56:39
Speaker 3: he clearly wasn't comfortable with he already had a ring
56:43
Speaker 3: Was really the most villainous thing. That she did. In
56:48
Speaker 3: addition to. Trying to half hobble. Rose.
56:52
Speaker 2: So that she couldn't talk.
56:54
Speaker 3: Those would be my two and only points. Because really Dorothy.
56:58
Speaker 3: Is kind of the villain.
57:00
Speaker 2: In this episode.
57:03
Speaker 3: But Blanche did some snaky shit. That I didn't agree with.
57:07
Speaker 2: Thank you.
57:07
Speaker 4: Well done. Did I pick them up?
57:13
Speaker 3: Yeah i mean that was pretty hard there's no prize
57:18
Speaker 3: but you made it hard.
57:18
Speaker 4: Do i get a point do i get a point
57:20
Speaker 4: sure yeah we get a villain point.
57:23
Speaker 2: Um i'll take it i'll take whatever i.
57:26
Speaker 14: Can get get a point in a shoe here's automatic
57:30
Speaker 14: here's automatic uh disqualification and then also uh-oh like Just back,
57:38
Speaker 14: I can't, I'm not done with the Shuey thing.
57:40
Speaker 3: Back to the Shuey thing real quick, and then we'll
57:42
Speaker 3: say our goodbyes. I want to say that in the
57:47
Speaker 3: list of people, like Post Malone was in there, right?
57:49
Speaker 3: But also Luke Combs, Harry Styles, Machine Gun Kelly. And
57:55
Speaker 3: that's really when I was like, I'm done with this list. Yeah,
57:59
Speaker 3: that's who I expect to drink out of a shoe.
58:01
Speaker 3: It's the others that I have any sense of disappointment for.
58:04
Speaker 3: But here's where I actually came back. We need justice
58:08
Speaker 3: for peer pressure victims of Shoei because Sir Patrick Stewart
58:18
Speaker 3: was on the podium at the 2017 Grand Prix where,
58:25
Speaker 3: say that guy's name again that I said wrong. Is
58:27
Speaker 3: it Ricardo?
58:27
Speaker 2: Daniel Ricardo.
58:29
Speaker 3: Yeah. Ricardo pressured him into drinking champagne out of his
58:33
Speaker 3: sweaty boot. And he did that again in the prior.
58:38
Speaker 2: Year in 2016.
58:39
Speaker 3: That same person, Ricardo, pressured Gerard Butler into drinking Red
58:46
Speaker 3: Bull out of his stinky sweaty boot. So what I'm
58:50
Speaker 3: learning is, is it's this one F1 driver that's like,
58:54
Speaker 3: I think we need a support group for these actors
58:56
Speaker 3: because Gerard Butler, whatever. But, like, Sir Patrick Stewart is a... No, look,
59:02
Speaker 3: I love Gerard Butler, but, like, he could get talked
59:04
Speaker 3: into some things, I think. Like, he seems like he'd
59:07
Speaker 3: be trouble. Like, if he and I went out to
59:09
Speaker 3: a club... for the night we would fuck shit up
59:12
Speaker 3: and then make mistakes like 100% Sir Patrick Stewart's like
59:18
Speaker 3: rolling up to a club like a baller but he's
59:20
Speaker 3: gonna have an Earl Grey tea and like.
59:22
Speaker 4: Be totally like chill and polite the whole time you
59:27
Speaker 4: can't do shooies No one asked.
59:30
Speaker 3: No one. He said yes because he's British and he
59:34
Speaker 3: had to. That was bullying. So I want this driver handled.
59:39
Speaker 2: That is peak peer pressure. Peak peer pressure for sure.
59:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not.
59:45
Speaker 2: That being said, again, I'll reiterate.
59:47
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure there's very few women on this planet
59:50
Speaker 7: that would be peer pressured.
59:51
Speaker 3: No, there's not a single woman on this list.
59:53
Speaker 2: Exactly.
59:54
Speaker 3: There's not a single woman.
59:55
Speaker 4: Because they look at you and go, what the fuck
59:56
Speaker 4: is wrong with you?
1:00:00
Speaker 2: Proving once again how lower we are than women.
1:00:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm only surprised Quentin Tarantino didn't make
1:00:09
Speaker 3: the top five famous people to drink out of his shoe.
1:00:12
Speaker 3: I know he'd do it in a second. He'd want
1:00:14
Speaker 3: you to sweat in it all day on set and
1:00:16
Speaker 3: then do it.
1:00:17
Speaker 4: All right.
1:00:18
Speaker 3: This is me.
1:00:19
Speaker 2: Yes, Abby.
1:00:25
Speaker 3: First of all, I just want to say that my
1:00:27
Speaker 3: feet are delicious. I love them. And then also I
1:00:32
Speaker 3: want to say the cheesecake stands alone. The cheesecake stands alone.
1:00:37
Speaker 2: Hi-ho.
1:00:39
Speaker 4: There we go.
1:00:42
Speaker 3: The cheesecake stands alone. Thanks for coming on our show.
1:00:47
Speaker 4: Tammy, do you have anything you want to plug or
1:00:49
Speaker 4: tell people where they can find you? Only if you
1:00:52
Speaker 4: want to.
1:00:53
Speaker 2: Well, You know what? Yeah, I do.
1:00:56
Speaker 7: Because I wanted to bring up that I actually have
1:00:59
Speaker 7: my own podcast, which is a very old podcast.
1:01:06
Speaker 2: And it featured a very special guest, Erin, back in
1:01:10
Speaker 2: the day. It was done under COVID conditions.
1:01:14
Speaker 3: All right.
1:01:15
Speaker 2: What's the name of it? During lockdown. It is called
1:01:19
Speaker 2: Your Story, Our Story. All right. It's a podcast. There's
1:01:23
Speaker 2: about six episodes, I think I did. Nico, who... I
1:01:27
Speaker 2: don't know much from Nico. Oh, Nico.
1:01:29
Speaker 4: Nico Brown.
1:01:29
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:01:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, he came on and did an episode.
1:01:32
Speaker 5: And it's just basically me interviewing people about their lives
1:01:38
Speaker 5: and just their story.
1:01:40
Speaker 2: The idea is that we all have a story to
1:01:41
Speaker 2: tell and that.
1:01:44
Speaker 7: I wanted to talk to people who are not necessarily
1:01:46
Speaker 7: just famous people or.
1:01:49
Speaker 5: anyone in particular, but just like, you know, because everyone's
1:01:53
Speaker 5: story is part of the greatest stories and I'm very
1:01:56
Speaker 5: proud of it.
1:01:58
Speaker 12: I keep talking about bringing it back and doing more.
1:02:01
Speaker 2: You should.
1:02:01
Speaker 4: Maybe this will inspire you, yes.
1:02:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
1:02:06
Speaker 7: I've got everything I need to do it and I
1:02:08
Speaker 7: still maintain the website six years later.
1:02:11
Speaker 2: I've been paying for it all this time.
1:02:13
Speaker 3: We should hire him to do our websites. I pay
1:02:16
Speaker 3: for all this shit we don't do.
1:02:19
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't know we had a website.
1:02:21
Speaker 4: Neither did I.
1:02:23
Speaker 3: Oh, well, we don't have it on the lanai. I
1:02:25
Speaker 3: didn't pay for that yet.
1:02:26
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, oh. I'm like.
1:02:28
Speaker 4: Everyone write to Timmy and tell him to restart his show.
1:02:31
Speaker 3: His podcast was, like, meaningful and thoughtful and, like.
1:02:36
Speaker 3: I would love to see that come back.
1:02:37
Speaker 2: I was very, very proud of it. Very proud of it.
1:02:40
Speaker 7: I have actually, one of the things that killed it
1:02:42
Speaker 7: for me was I did an episode, I'm really glad
1:02:44
Speaker 7: I did, with my.
1:02:46
Speaker 2: Grandfather before he passed away. And I somehow managed.
1:02:51
Speaker 7: To butcher the audio on it really badly and didn't
1:02:55
Speaker 7: record it properly.
1:02:56
Speaker 2: And so it was.
1:02:59
Speaker 7: Very.
1:03:03
Speaker 7: There's probably, especially now with all the AI shit, there's
1:03:05
Speaker 7: probably like some good tech out there that I can
1:03:08
Speaker 7: use to restore it.
1:03:09
Speaker 2: And because it did record, it just was picking up
1:03:11
Speaker 2: weird bird sounds on the background and all sorts of stuff.
1:03:14
Speaker 2: And so, yeah, so that kind of bummed me out
1:03:18
Speaker 2: because I was.
1:03:19
Speaker 7: Like, I'm going to have to fix this and it
1:03:21
Speaker 7: wasn't going to be easy. So, but yeah, yeah, I'm
1:03:26
Speaker 7: looking for something to put my time into. So maybe
1:03:28
Speaker 7: I'll sit down and figure out how to do it.
1:03:32
Speaker 2: I take volunteers as well.
1:03:33
Speaker 7: So if anyone out there is listening and they hear
1:03:36
Speaker 7: it and they would like to be on the show,
1:03:38
Speaker 7: then please let me know. I think I give all
1:03:40
Speaker 7: the details on the episodes. And it's on, I think,
1:03:44
Speaker 7: most podcast feeds. Definitely on Apple. So, yeah.
1:03:52
Speaker 2: Reach out if you want to be on.
1:03:56
Speaker 4: Thank you.
1:03:57
Speaker 2: Not for anyone.
1:03:57
Speaker 10: Yeah.
1:03:59
Speaker 4: What about us, Miss Christen?
1:04:01
Speaker 1: Oh, you can reach us across all socials at onlonipod.
1:04:06
Speaker 1: And you can email us at onlonipod at gmail.com.
1:04:12
Speaker 4: Abby, you got a cheesecake?
1:04:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry. I was here too early before. That's okay.
1:04:16
Speaker 3: I just was excited. So, okay. The cheesecake's ready now. Bye.
1:04:23
Speaker 3: Let's go eat.
1:04:24
Speaker 2: Bye.
1:04:27
Speaker 4: Say bye, Timmy.
1:04:29
Speaker 2: Bye.