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Family Pics and Junkfood 7-22-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jared, you, Katy and Josh A horrible, horrible, horrible text
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  Speaker 1: message from my sister yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: What did it say?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: When I saw it, I literally went and then I went, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: give me to read the first sentence. Hey, mom wants
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  Speaker 1: to get family photos done this year.
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  Speaker 2: I really thought something was wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Bak is horrible? What are you Katie?
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  Speaker 1: What's one of the worst messages you can get? And
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  Speaker 1: then from there on there was a group text started
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  Speaker 1: amongst me, my sister and her family, my parents, and
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  Speaker 1: it's been non stop fighting in regards to the family
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  Speaker 1: photos this year. How much it costs, Where are we
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  Speaker 1: gonna go get it done?
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  Speaker 4: What is everybody gonna wear?
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  Speaker 2: Because you have to be like Max, Yeah, that kind
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  Speaker 2: of thing.
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  Speaker 1: NonStop anxiety about this entire thing. Not to mention it's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Why do we got to do this?
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  Speaker 3: It is? It's stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's because these moments go by so quick.
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  Speaker 5: Especially I can totally imagine your mom and your dad.
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  Speaker 5: They want to immortalize this moment because when you're young
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  Speaker 5: and you have your kids in the house, that can
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  Speaker 5: seem like the longest stretch of your time, but in reality,
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  Speaker 5: take it from somebody who's looking back on that point
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  Speaker 5: in their life.
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  Speaker 2: It goes by so quick, so I get it, whether
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  Speaker 2: they are I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Familiar with time, Yes for this.
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  Speaker 2: No, you need tommortalize it. You need to get a picture.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what I'll give you some dish.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a picture.
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  Speaker 2: Do the white T shirt with it, like I'm wearing
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  Speaker 2: right now, white T shirt and jeans.
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  Speaker 5: That's perfect for family pictures, every family or overall, everybody
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  Speaker 5: wear overall.
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  Speaker 1: It's the dumbest thing. When you walk into somebody's house
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  Speaker 1: and you see that that goofy picture of on the
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  Speaker 1: fireplace where everybody's wearing Matchie man pants and everything. It's
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  Speaker 1: the dumbest thing. And I know you've probably got it
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  Speaker 1: into your.
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  Speaker 3: House to dude.
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  Speaker 6: So my family, it was my last year of high school,
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  Speaker 6: so senior year. They wanted to do it because they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: our kids are growing up. My sister was already in college,
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  Speaker 6: and we all decided to wear black because we did
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  Speaker 6: the MATCHI Matchie and because of that, me, Jake and
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  Speaker 6: my younger sister Haley all look like we're floating heads.
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  Speaker 3: Floating head picture and it's immortalized. It's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: And every time my sage crew in high school where
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  Speaker 1: they have to grow all black, it's so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody wear their favorite band T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: And of course it's like, let's do it in Greeley.
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  Speaker 1: My photographers in Greely like Greely. Okay, well, come at
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  Speaker 1: me with your Greeley nonsense.
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  Speaker 5: Better Red Golden, there's how many mountain peaks are we near?
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  Speaker 2: Going mountains? Like, don't go to Greeley.
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  Speaker 1: She's got small children. Their outfits and everything are going
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  Speaker 1: to be literally destroyed by the time they make it
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  Speaker 1: to really, you know how much like you're in and
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  Speaker 1: boogers will be all over those kids.
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  Speaker 2: You don't put those outfits on til you get there.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, believe me. I've gotten the messages. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we only have a certain amount of time.
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  Speaker 4: We're on a time crunch.
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  Speaker 1: We can't be wandering around red Rocks trying to find
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  Speaker 1: the most perfect spot.
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  Speaker 2: Well you you can't.
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  Speaker 5: You you know, case the joint beforehand, you get the
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  Speaker 5: spine before he exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You just make sure you know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, send me GPS coordinates of where you want
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  Speaker 1: to do it. So I sent her the GPS coordinates
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  Speaker 1: the southwest Plasmal.
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  Speaker 3: That's good, the zoomy set off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's all go stand in front of the hot topic.
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  Speaker 2: I'm for this.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, Yes, you'll need to say you can go
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  Speaker 1: in my place. We'll have this random family photo in
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  Speaker 1: my parents' house with all the entire family and then
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  Speaker 1: Katie in the middle with a big smile and a
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  Speaker 1: goofy thumbs out this idea. So we came in this
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  Speaker 1: morning and Katie showed us her a little Instagram post
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  Speaker 1: and she's like, isn't this beautiful? And it was literally
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  Speaker 1: just pitch black, and a couple of street lights were like,
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  Speaker 1: what is this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't see it.
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  Speaker 5: It's because it's been so hot out. I've been running before,
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  Speaker 5: you know the show. So I get up and first
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  Speaker 5: thing I do in the morning is go on my
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  Speaker 5: two mile run. I mean I'm talking get up, take
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  Speaker 5: pajamas off, put workout clothes on.
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  Speaker 3: And leave.
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  Speaker 2: It's like that.
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  Speaker 1: So it is what time in the morning, is that?
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  Speaker 2: Three ten in the.
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  Speaker 5: Morning and I go on my two mile run and yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so I just it's so peaceful, it's so cool. I
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  Speaker 5: tried last week to go on runs after the show
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  Speaker 5: and those ninety degree naps. Oh my good, it's just
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  Speaker 5: almost impossible. I had to stop so many times under
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  Speaker 5: the shade just to regain my composure so I didn't
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  Speaker 5: faint right there. Oh so yeah, So I was like, well,
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  Speaker 5: maybe I'll start doing it before the show so it
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  Speaker 5: can still be cool.
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  Speaker 2: I can get my run in and feel good about it.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm telling you Game Changer like, it makes me
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  Speaker 5: feel so good.
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  Speaker 1: I worry for your safety though that earlier in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: you're running around in.
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  Speaker 4: The pitch black.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, single female out in the wild. You be careful.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny though, because when you guys mentioned that, I
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  Speaker 5: feel like you're worried about somebody else coming up to
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  Speaker 5: me and causing me harm.
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  Speaker 1: Right, bear, there's bears out here.
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  Speaker 2: There, there's bears.
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  Speaker 5: And it's funny because one of our sales guys shout
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  Speaker 5: out to Bruce. He's the only one who mentioned, are
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  Speaker 5: you carrying bear spray with you?
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  Speaker 2: Like he was the only one who.
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  Speaker 5: Was worried about the animal aspect, And I do just
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  Speaker 5: so you know, I'm running around with pepper spray right
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  Speaker 5: there on my running pack, and so I'm ready. I
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  Speaker 5: wish somebody would I'm just kidding. I don't I don't wish.
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  Speaker 1: What happens is some street tough comes out and tries
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  Speaker 1: to get you.
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  Speaker 2: That pepper spray.
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  Speaker 3: That is I don't think that's enough.
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  Speaker 1: A false sense of security out that is not going
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  Speaker 1: to stop anybody.
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  Speaker 5: It is your stop people in their tracks.
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  Speaker 1: There's multiple YouTube videos and I've seen all sorts of
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  Speaker 1: stuff about if you got somebody coming at you in
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  Speaker 1: the heat of the moment and you nail him with
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  Speaker 1: pepper spray, a lot of the times they just keep coming.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a police officer and you got a guy
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  Speaker 1: coming at you with a knife and you shoot him,
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  Speaker 1: he'll still keep coming after you.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: There's a great video going around right now too, where
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  Speaker 1: there's this guy talking to these women on some back
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  Speaker 1: trail somewhere and they feel threatened by him. Okay, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the backstory of the video.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, it turns out there's a moment in the video
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  Speaker 1: where one of the girls grabs her bear spray and
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  Speaker 1: straight up blast the guy in the face with the
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  Speaker 1: bear spray, and he keeps coming at him, talking, waving
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  Speaker 1: his fishing pull at him like he just keeps coming
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  Speaker 1: at him. It's not full proof. I would get an
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  Speaker 1: I'd get a machete.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, taser's a good idea, but I've been convinced pepper
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  Speaker 5: spray slash bear.
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  Speaker 2: Spray is it?
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  Speaker 1: And watch the videos on the tasers of guys with
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  Speaker 1: the adrenaline going coming at you. Police officers pop those
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  Speaker 1: guys with the tasers and they keep coming at you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm just really concerned for you.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like this could happen during the day.
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  Speaker 1: I think you need none.
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  Speaker 2: I I can't carry all this in my hip. That got.
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  Speaker 1: Like an old time gangster. I think I want you
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  Speaker 1: to go run a Tommy guy. Yeah, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what this. I would need somebody from
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  Speaker 1: law enforcement to reach out, but I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the stats are of the pepper spray really stops somebody
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  Speaker 1: or just pisses them off.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think I'm doing okay. I honestly I am.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to live my life afraid of what
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  Speaker 5: can happen. I'm being safe. I'm making sure and even
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  Speaker 5: where I'm running the street lights right, I mean, well.
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  Speaker 1: It's easier to mug you when they can see their mugging.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's doing.
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  Speaker 2: I just I need to get that run in.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 2: It makes me feel so much better. It clears my head.
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  Speaker 1: You have a treadmill, you have access to your complex,
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  Speaker 1: not a treadmill.
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  Speaker 2: That's silly.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't think even I would be out running
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  Speaker 1: at three am on a dark path.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's not that I think it's fine. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing all the things I need to do to
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  Speaker 5: stay safe, and yeah, I really I'm in a safer neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Like I think it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Are there other runners out there with you? Ever?
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  Speaker 2: A person out there in these streets?
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  Speaker 4: But why do I feel like it?
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  Speaker 1: Why do I have on that in the heat of
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  Speaker 1: the moment, you'd probably pull that pepper spray out and
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  Speaker 1: it would be facing the wrong direction. You can't and
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  Speaker 1: you'd fire it off right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's foolproof. It's foolproof. You can't fire it back.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be one of those situations where you start firing
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  Speaker 1: it and then you're like running at the same time
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  Speaker 1: and the wind would catch it would face.
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  Speaker 2: An You have no faith in me whatsoever?
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  Speaker 4: Really don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty logical person. Jerry, so listen, you can.
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  Speaker 4: I think you can seriously buy machete at Walmart.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not carrying a machette on my rock taser.
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  Speaker 1: But machette's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how we missed this, but yesterday was
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  Speaker 1: National Junk Food Day. How did we miss that?
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  Speaker 2: That's like our favorite day we celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: We love junk food. I've got lists of things coming out.
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  Speaker 1: Ohrida has announced the permanent return of their beloved Crispers Fries.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that were discontinued three years ago, so they're
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  Speaker 1: doing that. KFC is bringing back their popcorn chickens. Costco
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  Speaker 1: has launched a new summer treat called the Lemon Blondie
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  Speaker 1: Dessert bars. Applebee's is Chicken wantan Tacos?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Domino's you can order up a s'mores lava cake that's
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  Speaker 1: now on the dessert menu.
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  Speaker 2: What oh, I'm so hungry.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the best one that I was reading. Buffalo Wild
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  Speaker 4: Ring Wings.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: They are launching something called pop and Ranch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I saw that and I need to try it.
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  Speaker 2: I saw one of my favorite try it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my popping ranch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's savory ranch flavored popping candy like pop rocks,
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  Speaker 1: like pop rocks that you sprinkle on your wings and
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  Speaker 1: other menu items. Yes, so as you're eating your chicken wings,
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  Speaker 1: it's there. They're popping in your mouth. Somebody said, is
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  Speaker 1: it is an unexpected sensory experience that sounds wild and
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  Speaker 1: tastes delicious.
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  Speaker 5: That's kind of what the influencer I watched said. They
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  Speaker 5: put it on their chicken tender and they opened their
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  Speaker 5: mouth and was totally silent, and you could hear the
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  Speaker 5: popping and everything, and they described it as not as
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  Speaker 5: crazy as the candy, like it doesn't pop as hard,
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  Speaker 5: but it's definitely like mind blowing a little because it's savory.
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  Speaker 2: So it's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: How horrible is our health in this country? Has anyone
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  Speaker 1: looked around? Are you reading anything about the health.
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  Speaker 4: Of this country?
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: You've all got to die.
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  Speaker 2: Beat us, give me another reason switch the.
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  Speaker 1: Way in Buffalo Wild Wings was like, you know what
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  Speaker 1: we need to do is we need to dump pop
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  Speaker 1: rocks on our chicken wings for people and make it
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  Speaker 1: taste like ranch.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I need to meet that person. I need to
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  Speaker 5: beat the person who thought this up.
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  Speaker 3: That's your future.
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  Speaker 2: We can't love them.
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  Speaker 1: Body, you get one body in this lifetime, and this
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  Speaker 1: is what you're gonna do to it.
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  Speaker 3: Stop with ranch, bro, Yeah, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Kimmically induced popping ranch on a highly processed chicken wing.
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  Speaker 1: Stop drop and pop it? Yeah right now is like
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  Speaker 1: talk dirty to me more?
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  Speaker 2: Je exactly tell me more about the popping ranch.
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  Speaker 1: So listen. With all that being said, I am a
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  Speaker 1: Cheetos slut, So, like, what is your go to junk food? Like,
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  Speaker 1: if you had the chance, mine is truly gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like a bag of the crunch of Cheetos. I think
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  Speaker 1: I could pop with that bag open and just go
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  Speaker 1: to town and it's gone before I know it.
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  Speaker 5: Like me, it depends on if I'm in a sweet
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  Speaker 5: or savory mood. But if it's savory it is potato
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  Speaker 5: chips and dip.
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  Speaker 2: I could nash a bag of chips.
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  Speaker 5: And dip like you wouldn't believe, like taco chips, like
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  Speaker 5: potato chips, blaze and dip like the French onion. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: flat out, I could eat a whole bag and if
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  Speaker 5: it's sweet, gushers.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if it's sweet, I can hammer gushers.
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  Speaker 2: A whole pack at once.
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  Speaker 4: Sweet would probably be terramasoux.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I told you guys a few weeks ago, I
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  Speaker 1: was standing in the kitchen in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: night with the terramasou on the counter eating it.
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  Speaker 3: You would classy sweet tooth. Ye right, Katie's over here.
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  Speaker 6: I can house beef jerky and it's just so ultra
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  Speaker 6: processed and salty. But I can eat a pack like
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  Speaker 6: the big Alberta packs in four seconds. And that's why
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  Speaker 6: I go to Costco and get him, cause I can
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  Speaker 6: get the two pound bags.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think my other craving generally is tied pods.
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  Speaker 2: That explains a lot, though.
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  Speaker 1: My bed so bubbly, so good, and you're clean inside.