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#410 We Don't FEET FUNGUS the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And good morning? Welcome back to another episode of that We
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  Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting,
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  and I hope everybody had a prosperous, happy Mary united, whatever, whatever
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  comforting type of way to describe that feeling and emotion that describes positivity. I
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  hope you had that kind of holiday break for Christmas joining me? Uh is
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  my toxic co host? X G? What's up? Dog? What's up?
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  I think it's gonna be a new year this year. I don't want
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  to be the toxic host doc. How can I make that? How can
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  I how can I change that in the show? Like? What do I
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  have to do? Uh? Is there any way I could be considered the
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  not toxic? I think the bar would be said, if you reviewed the
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  flashlight for Patreon, you be a man of your word and you okay,
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  keyword is man. So I was about to say, so not coming,
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  not being true to your word makes you toxic? Okay, So then I
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  don't have to jerk off into this flesh light. I think the fact that
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  you would be a man of your word would make you less toxic, because
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  that was meant that part made you really toxic. A lot of people felt
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  disappointed. If you felt disappointed and betrayed when Xavier didn't commit to that,
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  to the flesh light, just let it be known in the term to the
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  fleshlight, just the way you said that, I have to commit to the
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  flesh light, like commitment soldiers. Yeah. Fuck this fagg of Chris over
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  here talking shit this one time out twenty four hours, twenty four hours,
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  come on, he's on. You don't deserve twenty six thousand minutes. You
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  don't deserve twenty four non trade in sixty six thousand minutes. But I did
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  it on the Green Thumb Show. And if you really looked at me,
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  what time? And he was like really for twenty four hours? Like I
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  was like, yep, he said. Folk's joy of us is also the
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  man behind the George what is it? The man helping me behind High and
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  Hungry as a partner and business partner with break morning shot films, Good Morning
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  Money people who are tuning in welcome so like the sweater, thank you,
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  thank you, my boy, and good morning to all the Patreon people that
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  pay minimum five dollars, not the free ones. You will not do.
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  Yeah, but yeah, dude, I had. How was everybody's Christmas?
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  Though, Let's get out that out the way. Uh So, to me,
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  Christmas is Christmas Eve. That's why I considered Christmas. Christmas starts like
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  at like ten o'clock. Yeah, Latino, y'all fucking Mexicans too, well,
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  Latinos is Latinos in general. Like, that's our Christmas. The twenty
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  fourth and the twenty fifth. We eat the leftover food and then play with
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  our gifts. Yeah, play with the gifts. Play Xbox all day,
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  whatever gifts you got. That's the day to fucking watch the paull watch the
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  Raiders win. Oh my god, they're on a roll right now. All
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  the Troilers are happy. That was a Christmas gift. Hey, fucking what's
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  his name? Go to my mon have to finally make a new video.
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  Go to my mon loves every time the Raiders winner, lose, go posttas
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  video win and lose dog hord on my mom will post these are the Raiders
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  tears. That tears, Yeah, thank you. Because of the bite of
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  the taco that ship to me is like the most cringe part about that video.
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  When he buys the taco. In the middle of the interview, it
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  says thank you. He keeps going, but yeah he really uh, the
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  Raiders one, the Lakers one. I'm gonna bring it up because that's gonna
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  piss off, right, but fuck it. I watched Willie Wonka on Christmas
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  and it was dog ship. Get put the poops sound for him because he
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  can, you please, I deserved the poop sound. I wasted all the
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  money. They didn't waste money, but that you did waste money. Why
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  do you think I'm gonna get mad at that. I don't care for too
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  much about it because you told me don't watch it and fucking oh yeah,
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  I did tell you not to watch it. Yeah, and I watched it
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  because I thought it was you know, childhood you watch it with a female.
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  Yeah, it just didn't help. Didn't help. Grabbing a boop did
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  not help at all. Dogs That feels not meant for boots touching. Somebody
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  said Lakers lost, mad I thought they won. I think the Lakers the
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  last the last time they won. It was that championship that like they acted
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  like they were the NBA FU League like that. Shi. It was very
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  stupid. But yeah, so what did you do? Just watch fucking uh
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  Willy Wonka and it was kind of empty. No, they just packed like
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  I like Asian people in Indian Zonne. Dog, I had to sit on
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  the side because I didn't know it was a lot of the people were they,
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  Dude, I got there late, you know, me, I didn't
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  get to Jewish people. Probably Jewish, so mad, dude. But you're
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  showing up late to a movie. No, no, no, no,
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  not late, but like right before the scamming. No, like nine fifty
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  eight. You know what's up with this fucking place at the lookout? I
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  went to the Glendee Look, look the look, and it's fucking fancy.
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  Me get like, what's the look? It's a chain of theaters. It's
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  okay, id of know that look cinemas. Yeah, they got like cocktails
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  and they got a bar before. It's a fancy theater. And I get
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  there, dude, and I'm like, fuck, yeah, I got my
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  tickets. I'm ready for them to get scammed. Not saying going there and
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  watch a pre movie, but you can probably go in there and watch a
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  free movie. Dog, No one's paying attention. Dude. You you have
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  not been That's how I know you did not grow up broke broke. That's
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  the thing that like I used to do it with my with my dad,
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  and like when he used to take us to the fucking movies before after paying
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  for one full movie and then we're like, yo, this will start and
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  we would just go and walk in there. No, we used to do
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  that too. I watched Harry Potter and Terminator. I think of the same
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  fucking day with my dad. No, but key, you don't even have
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  to buy the first one. They didn't scan nothing that I paid for,
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  and I'm over here like what the fuck I should have not paid for shit.
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  They didn't scan anything. They went over there and then they brought us
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  drinks, and then I could have not paid for the drinks. It's like,
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  you don't expect people to be nice because it's fucking Donzel. That's the
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  thing is if you're gonna go to That's the thing though, Like, don't
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  get that fucked up because those seats have censors, so like when you're sitting
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  in those seats, they can see over there and the fucking thing and they'll
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  be like, oh, hey, this seat was not paid for. Can
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  I see your ticket? Because I've seen him do it to somebody else,
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  somebody that was sitting in a place that was not their seat, and they
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  move so like they have sensors. Bro, they know like they should.
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  Yeah, I mean I paid for my shit because that's what you should do.
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  But I'm looking over here, like, bro, this is like Barry
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  not taken care of. But you're probably right. They probably do have censors.
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  When you go sit there, they probably get you out because that's how
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  they brought the drinks. Yeah, and they have pretty good drinks there too.
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  Yeah, you just bring your slick shots now. And I'm not for
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  sometimes for a theater, like I'll bring like two and then I'll just order
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  like a cocktail and I'll just jump it in there that has whiskey already,
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  so I'll just put it on stronger mix two and whiskeys. And to be
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  honest, drinks were not that expensive either. There ten bucks for jack and
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  coke double fifteen. That's fine. I mean it's not fine. That's just
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  the standard these days, you know. Yeah, it's not fucking lac prices.
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  Those are the ones where I'm like, I just fuck every time you
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  go, like the co parking first season of LAFC due my ass used to
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  hurt after buying all them drinks. He fucking spending you to spend so much
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  money. I heard a lot this year. No we're paying Yeah, this
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  year, I only paid for parking and that's my only expense every l f
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  C game. If you're gonna fuck me l a f C, which is
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  my team, you're gonna only way you're gonna fuck me is at the parking
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  lot when I paid for that fucking ticket and not winning a coup. Yeah,
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  well this year, we don't even We're not even gonna say we're gonna
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  win this year because we already know it's catered to fucking messy massy. Messy
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  League Soccer is what we're gonna watch this fucking year. That's why they don't
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  even play l f C, because we're one of the top fucking teams and
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  they don't even want to play us. Bro Why because they're fucking scared.
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  Alright, Okay, first of all, m LS is the reason fucking League
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  League MS doesn't play. And I heard it's because of the FBI. Word
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  on the street is yeah, But because them on the street is because the
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  MLS has stuff on these fools, dog Like Major League Soccer America America has
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  ship on these fools, and the best believe FBI is like, oh,
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  well, how do we make this work in our favor? Hold them by
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  the balls, dog, don't let them do shit and have them because I've
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  never seen games before, Like you would never see Galaxy games before. My
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  uncle was watching all this shit, like you never see him play against fucking
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  Chievas or America or all this shit in any kind of cups. Bro.
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  It's not until these fools had this fucking true. I mean, they had
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  this fucking dirt on them, bro. And what do you think Vana plays
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  for LAFC and if there is dirt And if there is dirt, it's so
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  bad. Yeah, because you don't know what players organization. Everybody's fine,
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  no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no
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  no. That would be one of the best things that can happen. The
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  thing is, if shit is as bad as it is, Mexico just qualified
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  from the fucking World Cup. Yeah, that will make all of us cry.
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  Dog. You know Mexico's book, say you Mexico. Mexico guy really
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  fed from the World Cup before. That's because they had players that were over
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  twenty one or over nineteen playing in the Olympics. They got this qualified for
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  that. That year was a great year about school. Well, what's so
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  hard about not cheating? Bro's bull? What's so hard about not cheating?
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  We want to win? That's what I'm saying, though, But I'm like
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  people are complaining, They're like, oh, like I saw the comments in
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  that fucking post and I was like, come on, man, I was
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  like, hey, what's so hard about not cheating Mexico and winning fair and
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  square? And then people just started getting mad. They're like, well,
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  we deserve to win. I was like, if you deserve to win,
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  you win. It was there and so with that logic gra admitting it's okay
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  to cheat to win? What that That's exactly what I'm saying. Like,
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  I'm like, that's what fucking Miami doing. They're cheating to win. That's
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  what I call considered cheating. And no, that is exactly what they're doing.
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  And he's on, I really don't want to play Miami coming hot.
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  I want to only reason exactly I was about to say, the only reason
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  you want to you want to see fucking Messy in LA is because you want
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  to sell your tickets and you're still not gonna sell them. It's not my
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  win because last time I didn't even get to see them score. So I
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  was like, you missing, I should listened to me. I told you.
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  I was like, dude, it's time ago. Even if you met
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  the single Peaches Golosses, I don't care. I'm I'm leaving with my fucking
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  two genius. Guess what you're not going to get to Jesus time around.
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  You don't know, Man, weather has a lot to do with these games.
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  How much is the ticket going right now? For Galaxy they play?
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  That's the first game where you're going. I kind of want to go,
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  ready to watch them sit across from y'all. What's up? Y'all? Let
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  me ask when my cousin he works for that organization, so oh, let's
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  do it. Yeah, I can see if he has any hookups on that
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  kind of ship doubts player. Yeah, but how how is your Christmas?
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  Right? Good? Thank God? Have family come over? They ate Tomas.
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  It's pretty good. Gives good time. Did you not this year?
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  What is that that thing I posted up on High Hungary? That's like anytime
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  the holidays are near, that's like you go to that's our club sandwich.
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  Yeah, you go to somebody's Salvadorian house. You're gonna get offered one of
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  those ye beats right, No, it's not beat stupid, that's actually something
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  different. But I can see it work. What beats? Oh you talk
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  about like you didn't you never seen beats on a punt N To be honest,
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  I've never have. Okay, well I thought I honestly that was that
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  was Yeah, that was I ate that one. Yeah, I ate that
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  one. At my grandma's house, my other grandma's house, I haven't been
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  I have not been there for sixteen years. N holy ship, that's a
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  capture life almost. Yeah, and and uh yeah, like I went to
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  she she came to my grandma's service that passed RP. And you know,
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  I kind of I kind of remembered. I don't know, like I had
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  this moment where I was like, hey, bro, you got to bridge
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  this gap, bro, like you know what I mean. And I talked
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  to my grandma and you know, made up not made up because there was
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  nothing anything, any anything that any animosity is just I haven't seen her so
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  long because of my parents divorced. So I went to go. I went
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  to go. I decided to go to her house because she invited me,
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  you know, And I went over there and It was cool because it's like
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  my grandpa was he's eighty five. Now, you know, my grandpa used
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  to play professional soccer and yeah, like a long time ago, like my
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  grandpa used to be like because you know, You're like like does he know
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  you're like going to soccer games now? Like yeah, we talked about it.
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  So I also told him. I was like, you want to go
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  with me to a soccer game because he can still walk so like you know,
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  and he was like for real And I was like, yeah, I
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  was like going to go see Cardinals. Bet I'll play because he knows only
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  the old players, like kind of like I told him. I was like,
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  man, if Messi was playing, I would have taken it because he's
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  a messy fan. He's a rend Madrid fan, like hardcore. Like that
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  was like hardcore Rend Madrid fan, dude. I think the only because he's
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  supposed to use a cane, but he doesn't, like because he's a man's
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  man. So like I'm like, what if a games are cool? I
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  was like, what if I get you a real Madrid cane? He's like
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  I consider it, Like I was like all right, And I was like
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  so I was because my grandma was trying to give to use it. And
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  then yeah, bro, I got to taste those those those spawners, and
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  they tasted good and they made them like Grandma has always made them that way,
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  so like put all those vegetables on it. It came really supreme.
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  Then I saw my dad for after like like my real dad, you know,
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  like like I saw I saw my dad for the first time after like
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  sixteen years and not speaking to him. How was that though? Right,
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  Yeah, my brother came through afterwards. And honestly, man, like if
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  I have to tell if I have to tell you guys something, it's like
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  I was very opposed to it because I had animosity and feelings that you you
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  obviously have when your parents get divorced and you it doesn't take long for those
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  to go away because you eventually start missing your parent or whoever you choose not
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  to talk to that used to be a part of your life like that.
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  And I'm gonna tell you guys something, man, if you guys, if
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  you guys are out there, you guys have have a have a bridge to
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  what do you call a gap to bridge if you have to be that person,
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  because I always thought I was like I always thought I was like,
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  mother, fuck do I got to look for my dad? He left me
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  here? Why the fuck should I have to look for him? But deep
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  down inside, like that was a lot of hurt that I was that I
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  just turned into anger because I didn't know how to deal with it for the
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  longest time. And what you know what, initially when I talked to him,
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  when I talked to my dad and I saw him firsthand, it was
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  a lot of emotions. But then like everything that I thought I was going
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  to feel just kind of went out the window because I realized that's my dad,
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  you know, And my dad apologized to me as a man. We
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  didn't really talk about a lot of things, and you know, like we
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  didn't talk about anything in the past. Bro. Like I was just like,
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  hey, man, we leave that there, Like you want to you
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  want to continue, you know, you want to try to be my dad
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  at this point because I'm like, I sure as hell needed a dad for
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  the last fucking sixteen years. I'm like, I really did some moments where
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  I really wish I had my dad in my life. And yeah, like
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  you know, we spent some time together and we got to talking, and
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  you know, it feels good to have my dad as a contact on my
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  phone. And you know, like I had one of those phone calls that
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  you had coming into the studio today yesterday or dude, Like I cried because
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  it just felt so good because I always wanted that, Bro, I always
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  wanted to have a relationship with my dad. Like some of my friends,
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  like I would see the relationship you had with your dad and not feel jealous,
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  bro, But deep down inside, I know I wanted that. So
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  like when I went through when when I bridged the gap and I and and
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  and I and I was able to let that go. It was like a
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  big weight off my shoulders that came off, and I was so used to
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  carrying that. I just thought it was a part of me, and that's
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  how it felt. And I didn't know how good it felt too. It
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  was lifted off. And ever since that happened, like to be honest,
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  though, like I feel a lot happier in my heart. I feel a
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  lot more at peace. I literally feel like I can focus on so many
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  other things because it's like I feel like my life is complete full circle,
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  bro, because the one thing that was really bothering me always deep down in
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  my heart, it's closed, you know, and it's back is back to
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  normal and like that, to me, that was the best Christmas I could
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  have ever asked for. Dog, It's crazy. I wouldn't expect it that
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  coming from you from Saturday. Forget what I mean, because you were like
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  you were going through it. I was like, bro, and then knowing
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  that there's some positive that came out of two out of it, that's great.
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  But you know it's a two way street, right, what do you
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  mean? Me and my dad are cool because I sometimes if you don't call
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  me, I call him. Yeah, so you gotta yeah, you know,
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  like like like don't already there, so don't make sure, like don't
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  yeah, make him no game, be like hey dad, let's go.
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  Yeah, like I texted it, like I texted him and like, don't
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  get me wrong, like we bonded and we talked about it. He's like,
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  and if the ocean didn't come up, because there's no need to yeah,
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  like like straight up, bro, like I just yeah, just if
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  it just felt good? Dog? And you, uh, your brother who
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  with him too as well? Everybody? Yeah, my brother came over and
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  yeah, dude, well, I mean it's kind of cool that you don't
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  have kids right now, because now your kids are going to have a grandpa.
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  That's what I was thought. I mean, you're glad that because that
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  would be weird to be like, hey, dude, you got a kid,
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  imagine kids three and you got tom. Now like now you have a
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  grandpa. You know what I mean. That's kind of like a weird moment
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  in life because that happens to people all of a sudden. You're like,
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  remember that grandpa told you that didn't exist, Now he does. That must
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  be a weird concept that you're not going to have to go through no more.
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  Now you're like, here, here's my girlfriend, here's Melissa. Yeah,
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  he met my girlfriend, and my girlfriend was there to their girlfriend,
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  me and my grandparents, and uh, you know she met my dad and
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  yeah, like it was, it was. It was a dope moment,
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  dog and like, And the reason I want to bring this because there was
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  a fucking faggot in the chat room that wanted to say like I was soft.
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  I banned that for Channe, I don't care. You want less faggot
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  as come over yeah public yeah yeah yeah, but fuck that food. But
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  either way, like the reason I the reason I say that, bro,
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  and the reason I wanted to share that with you guys is because Bro,
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  like I fucking had that ship. I had that anger built up on me
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  for so fucking long, Bro, I had that shit going inside of me
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  for so long, and sometimes most of the time I was just projecting on
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  anything because I was just an unhappy person inside, Like deep down the side.
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  I couldn't watch no fucking movie with no dad in it before I'm feeling
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  angry or sad. I couldn't watch none of that shit, bro, because
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  I know that everybody has their own weight that they're carrying. Bro. So
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  whatever you're carrying, and you're fucking harder in your back, bro, like
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  literally fucking try to make that effort, bro, because I didn't want to.
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  I didn't want to. And I feel that like my grandma like it's
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  you know, being in heaven and uh, you know resting finally, Like
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  I feel like she made this happen from in a weird way, bro,
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  because my grandma always wanted this. My grandma even though even though my parents
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  were like were divorced, my grandma always said, go visit your other grandparents,
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  go see your dad, like that's still your dad. She always wanted
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  that, Bro, and uh, I feel like I did her kind of
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  justice by doing this, and something weird and paranormal fucking happened, bro like
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  and all this fucking happened, dude, Like she's been happening in the house,
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  like TV's turned on, TV's turned off like at your house, my
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  house, like in my house, like like my my mom's watching TV and
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  like ever since, like it's not bad shit, it's like positive shit.
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  What since when though? A week after my grandma passed? Very interesting,
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  like a week after my grandma passed and uh yeah, like so there's been
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  little things, but it's not scary. It's like, oh shit, shit,
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  like I'm like percuss and gals, I lose. And that's exactly what
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  happened in my grandma's house. So I was getting ready to leave because I
• 19:40
  wasn't trying to see my dad. This is how close I was to walk
• 19:41
  away from the whole situation again. And sure enough, dog like you know,
• 19:45
  as soon as I was gonna get up and be like, hey,
• 19:48
  sas well, let me get some tomdis to go pop, like before my
• 19:51
  pop's walked in, this fucking old dance lamp just turns on and it's like
• 19:53
  so old and antiquefuol that you need the little you need to do that,
• 19:57
  but to turn it out, and me and my grandma and my grandpa just
• 20:00
  looking like what the fuck? And then my grandma was like, the fuck
• 20:04
  this lights I'm supposed to turn on like that, right? And then my
• 20:07
  pops walked in. You know he's coming. No, he literally he didn't.
• 20:11
  He didn't give it to anybody that I had my I had my aunt
• 20:15
  called to see what tim was to get there just so I could beat him
• 20:17
  then not see him because I was trying to avoid him. But he like
• 20:19
  get told him. I was like, how did you know I was gonna
• 20:21
  be here? He was like, your aunt never caused me to see what
• 20:22
  I'm to get off at work, so I knew something was up. And
• 20:26
  I had a feeling that like he's like he's like, I just knew I
• 20:29
  was gonna see my sons. That what's up? Yeah? Yeah, but
• 20:34
  somebody said, it's been figuring out why he's done breaks the bread. No
• 20:40
  more break, we gonna be bred that couldn't be broken. Nah, glad
• 20:45
  you had a good Christmas. Yeah, it looked like it looked like you
• 20:48
  were gonna have a tough one. I'm glad that there was light at the
• 20:49
  end of the tunnel, as fucked up as it is, Doug, And
• 20:52
  like, I thank my grandma up in heaven for like whatever intervening this in
• 20:56
  intervence that she had to do with this, or you know what I mean.
• 20:59
  Like I told I told Ray that, and I don't want to say
• 21:02
  because I'm like, so fuck it. You know how we got I did
• 21:04
  you know how he got monetized on YouTube? Oh? Yeah, I told
• 21:07
  her. I was like, I swear to god one's grandma went up there
• 21:11
  and said, who's in charge of YouTube up here? Why is my fucking
• 21:15
  why is my fucking grandson not monetized? Because it happened the next day,
• 21:19
  and I told Ray, I was like, hey, you know, I
• 21:22
  don't believe in this shit really, but like, what are the chances that
• 21:25
  that happens? And then he's almost been wanting to be monetized. He was
• 21:29
  pissed that we weren't, and then it happened. I was like, don't
• 21:30
  tell him I said this because I don't want him to think I'm just thinking
• 21:33
  it's a joke or l L. But I was like, yo, I
• 21:36
  think for some reason, things moved around and ship you like you said,
• 21:38
  it's weird. It's weird. What a coincidence that that day it happened and
• 21:42
  I was like, yo, we got monetized and then you had told me.
• 21:45
  I was like fuck, But I was like I told her. I
• 21:47
  was like, hey, I think I think Grandma went up there and was
• 21:48
  like, what's up? Who's the YouTube? Who's in charge of YouTube?
• 21:52
  It is said that they look out man, And honestly, like, my
• 21:55
  grandma seen me struggle with so many different things, So like shit, if
• 21:59
  she could pull a few favors up there, and I ask you for no
• 22:00
  miracles, a little favorites at least, yeah, yeah, But like I
• 22:04
  mean, I feel like what she did with like bridging the gap was probably
• 22:08
  like very big for me, like because it gave me peace of mind.
• 22:11
  Like honestly, like I feel like a happier person. You guys talked about
• 22:15
  you being a stoner, Like I'm sure I have to start slow with that,
• 22:19
  but he knows who you are. Like, don't get me wrong,
• 22:22
  Yesterday was the first time I talked to this food. Like I was like,
• 22:25
  oh, my dad's calling me, Like so I was like, what
• 22:26
  the Like I was. I was like I was smoking, like you let
• 22:32
  it for a little bit, but I was like yeah, not, but
• 22:36
  he was just like asking me. He was like what, He's like what
• 22:37
  are you doing? And then and like you know, and I was like,
• 22:41
  I'm like working on my business and he's like, oh, you have
• 22:42
  your own business, and you know, like we started talking and I was
• 22:45
  like what do you do? And I'm you know, like uh yeah,
• 22:48
  like ship like that, bro, like let's go, or like I said,
• 22:51
  you should, you should take him to the game, like it makes
• 22:52
  you happy, and I think he like, I mean for it's a good
• 22:56
  time at the games. Oh yeah, like you know, and and they
• 22:57
  don't get me wrong, like and the best part about it, though,
• 23:02
  man, is like my mom's cool with it. She's like like she's like
• 23:06
  how cool, like you think people like she knew this was the right thing
• 23:10
  to do. Like she cannot feel no, no opposing way about it because
• 23:12
  she know that's what my grandma wanted, so like you know what I mean,
• 23:15
  Like she's like, hey, man, like I got it even like
• 23:18
  you know, and you think they could ever be cool because that's the next
• 23:21
  may you say, no, maybe I think maybe cordial at some point,
• 23:25
  but not not like back together. Oh no, no, no, no,
• 23:26
  what an I mean like that? I meant like be like you know,
• 23:30
  like yeah, like when you and Melissa get married, Yeah, cordialing
• 23:33
  off for like hey, you guys can like yeah, like like I figured
• 23:37
  out almost iles being through the good yeah, because that's not for nothing.
• 23:41
  Like my dad did send her two breads, like you know what I mean,
• 23:44
  like those bonds because it starts it used to be my mom's like favorite
• 23:47
  food from like my dad's mom. And then she like and she was just
• 23:51
  giving me tamala she was, and he was like, hey, take some
• 23:52
  bread for your mom because I know she used to eat that. Like yeah,
• 23:56
  like like like I never thought this, and I think this is like
• 23:57
  white people saying like don't fuck it. I'll say it, so like,
• 24:02
  uh, what what was it like a year ago? Like I don't know
• 24:04
  what they was. I met up with my dad at my mom's house to
• 24:07
  give my dad some stuff that I needed. And it's like the middle Way
• 24:10
  because she lives into Meclas. I was like, I'm gonna meet you there.
• 24:12
  I'm gonna go visit my mom. He's like my white house. Yeah
• 24:15
  house, So we meet up my mom's house and my mom had just made
• 24:18
  sevichi and food and my mom was like, what are you doing. I
• 24:22
  was like, oh, I told my dad I'm gonna meet him here and
• 24:23
  I'm gonna give him some stuff, and he's gonna give me some stuff.
• 24:26
  You look at him go comera and I was like at her husband's house,
• 24:30
  like what the fuck? And I he and the guy was cool with it
• 24:34
  too, because he was there. Was it like my mom was growing up?
• 24:37
  I know, I know, I know. So I go, I
• 24:40
  go down there and I give my dad his stuff and my nag he's my
• 24:42
  stuff, and I give my hug. I was like, hey, my
• 24:44
  mom, also know if you're hungry. There's Savica up there. And he
• 24:47
  looked at me and he's like should I. I was like, I mean,
• 24:51
  why not? Right? Like fucking So he goes up there and then
• 24:53
  this is the weirdest thing. I even looked at my naw. I was
• 24:56
  like, the fuck's going on? My mom served all three of us.
• 25:00
  That's growth, that's great, I know, But I was like and no
• 25:03
  one said nothing. And I was like, I mean, obviously her husband
• 25:06
  got the first plate, like you should have. But I was I mean
• 25:07
  never mine. I got the first plate and then he and then that was
• 25:11
  good that you were there, but I was because then she would have had
• 25:15
  to serve him both at the same time. But the plate down in speak
• 25:18
  time, and then that's what I mean, it's just like grow like if
• 25:19
  they're over it, it's over like whatever, y, Yeah, it could
• 25:26
  happen eventually like that. That's the reason I feel like I was just like,
• 25:29
  you know what, he was like, it's been sixteen years. I've
• 25:30
  been waiting for this fucking day, you know, like and then I was,
• 25:33
  you know, like I was just like, fuck, like sixteen years
• 25:37
  like that much like yeah, you know, and and and I was like
• 25:41
  what the fuck? And I'm just like, man, imagining my dad got
• 25:42
  forbid, would have got sick or something like that, how much that shit
• 25:45
  would have ate me up inside? Bro, Like I think that would have
• 25:48
  turned into our anger. I already had into way worse remorse. And that's
• 25:52
  the reason I'm saying, like, if you got something like, if you
• 25:55
  got something, get off your chest, bro, whether you got to be
• 25:56
  the bigger man, or whether you got to talk to a certain parent,
• 26:00
  your brother like or a family member or a long lost friend, do it
• 26:03
  like, literally, do it, man, I should. It feels great.
• 26:07
  I'm gonna read a couple of comments up here that I thought were funny
• 26:10
  before they keep going sweat that says he's not gonna start hugging bird down.
• 26:17
  That ship was fucking funny, buddy, shout out to I'm the most expensive
• 26:22
  bread sour dough. Let me see. That's a good hug right there on
• 26:26
  the sour dough. You're because they got the Yeah, it's a hard bread
• 26:30
  too. H wholk cans fifty four says facts bro. When my mom died
• 26:36
  last year, Damn, I lost this comment. Oh here the facts bro.
• 26:41
  When my mom died last year in December, I saw my oldest brother
• 26:45
  who when I saw him, we fought. I saw him at my mom's
• 26:48
  funeral, and after we talked, we squashed whatever animosity we had. Yep,
• 26:53
  that's what I'm talking about. Dog. That's beautiful, dog like for
• 26:57
  real. That's really a part of grow not man. And I appreciate you,
• 27:03
  Joe saying, and he said glad I did, because he passed away
• 27:07
  this past September. Time waits for no one. Damn. That's my condolences
• 27:12
  to you. Dog. That's your brother. Bro. Yeah, bro,
• 27:15
  and so do Everybody's saying all this, all this, and you're making that.
• 27:19
  They're making me think, like who goes to funerals? Like imagine like
• 27:22
  your your bay mama and your girlfriend and there's like moments like this, we
• 27:29
  were like fucks. So my uncle when he passed, he has he's passed
• 27:33
  over a year now and he has a baby mom right of like from like
• 27:37
  gods, right, he's not water and everything. But I guess they're cool.
• 27:42
  There's a lot of kids with all kinds of chicks. Yeah, okay,
• 27:45
  So the day the day of the funeral, I haven't made his girlfriend
• 27:51
  because like a couple of months before he passed, like we had to get
• 27:53
  together and I met her and all that stuff. So on the day of,
• 27:59
  out of all the women, I guess because I don't know who was
• 28:00
  there, she was just like crushed, dude. She was just it's that
• 28:03
  typical like girlfriend were like when the guy dies and she's like over his casket
• 28:08
  and she's just like wow, balling, falling and shit because they just had
• 28:12
  recently got into a relationship. And that sucks. It sucks to like witness
• 28:18
  that you know, and then like you can't really do nothing about it,
• 28:19
  just like letter grieve her own way. Yeah, dude, like that shit
• 28:23
  like even in something else, bro, Like, I feel like I've had
• 28:26
  to like not that I felt like I had to hide on my grieving,
• 28:30
  but I didn't want my mom to see it because I had to be there
• 28:33
  for her because she was going through it. So like I would cry on
• 28:34
  my like silence, you know what I mean, Like I was on my
• 28:37
  own, I wouldn't try to really show it. Hey, this is my
• 28:40
  sound fucked up, and you guys know me, I'm a fucking piece of
• 28:41
  shit like that sometimes, but like on the real though, you can go
• 28:45
  to you're retired, you okay, that's fine, but anyways, uh,
• 28:51
  you can technically go to any wedding, right, or you can go to
• 28:53
  any funeral. So I can go to any funeral and just say that used
• 28:56
  to be my lover. Yeah you try to this motherling people? Why is
• 29:02
  he crying and I'm bawling there? Just like is that possible? Like you
• 29:07
  couldn't push in or like no one like like look like like you technically could.
• 29:14
  But the thing is, bro Like, when you walk into something like
• 29:15
  that, you feel the energy is so so fucking like strong, you're not
• 29:18
  gonna want to or top the right mind, like you couldn't. You couldn't
• 29:22
  do that, like wedding crashing. When they do wedding winning is different.
• 29:26
  But then they started doing funeral crashes because you know, if you watch the
• 29:30
  movie, at one point, you're like, bro, you get way more
• 29:32
  pussy at funerals. They're want sad, everyone needs some dig pity. Everybody
• 29:36
  don't over here like the only want. But you couldn't. You couldn't do
• 29:42
  it ship like when you watch that movie, na I couldn't take an advantage
• 29:47
  out of people when they're vulnerable when they went. I was thinking about that
• 29:52
  movie on the day. I was like, man, I can't believe,
• 29:55
  like there's people who actually try to pick up chicks. There has to be,
• 29:57
  bro, there has yeah, ask people that are trying to pick up
• 30:00
  chicks at weddings, or there has to be some fools to just get funerals,
• 30:03
  dude, funerals to Yeah, yeah, funerals too. Yeah, but
• 30:07
  that just somebody said leave it to extra spoil a beautiful moment. What happens
• 30:12
  to not being toxic? I can't tell? Was like, would I do
• 30:18
  at a wedding was fucking because, uh, like Cartel's they have this low
• 30:23
  remember the song, but he talks about like when he dies, how all
• 30:26
  his fucking lovers are gonna be there. They're gonna get in a fight,
• 30:30
  like a succession. Yeah like that, Yeah, because she's gonna show up.
• 30:37
  A lot of businessmen have like that kind of shit happened for like big
• 30:40
  ass businessman, like the whole family will be there and they'll be like,
• 30:42
  who the fuck is this bitch? Like I was talking for like five years.
• 30:45
  Yeah, I was sunking his dick in the office type of ship on
• 30:48
  there, and and then little do you know, she's in the fucking in
• 30:52
  the w everyone's flipping a bead star. Why does she get two hundred thousand
• 30:59
  million and I only get one hundred million? Bitch, you're getting a million?
• 31:03
  Fuck up, go home, get people. Anyways, I got a
• 31:07
  whole set the ass with dmud the other day. He said, I have
• 31:11
  a Conuito plug, my boy. Should I tell you or just send it
• 31:15
  as a gift? Don't have it yet. It takes about two weeks to
• 31:18
  get it. Oh dude, he's pull up, dude, pull up,
• 31:22
  yeah, hold on, you can be a guest on the show. If
• 31:25
  you bring it's gotta be the one with the little racist guy on it.
• 31:29
  Though well I'm not gonna say that on the reply, but I was just
• 31:33
  gonna say, pull up, you gotta be the one with the little conquito
• 31:36
  in there, not like the fucking gentrified one where like too many woke people
• 31:38
  left to in Spain. But yeah, like the new one, they don't
• 31:42
  even have a little character. The whole thing is a little character. That's
• 31:45
  the best, dude, because he's supposed to be chocolate people. Well yeah
• 31:51
  they are, like, bro, technically, eminems are chocolate people. Welcome.
• 31:55
  People have not fucking said eminems are racist because they're different because they're not
• 32:00
  shape like humans, so they're different colors. Dude. They're fucking black inside.
• 32:05
  That's fine inside, they're chocolate inside. Like like, technically the same
• 32:09
  logic could be applied, dude, just because they're not well because they're not
• 32:14
  going to fucking roscos or fucking you know what I mean, or fucking doing
• 32:17
  doing stereotypical black people things. Bro. I bet you if the M and
• 32:22
  M's had a fucking commercial with the NBA fucking finals right before the NBA and
• 32:25
  It's like a bunch of eminem's playing basketball. Don't they have a brown color?
• 32:29
  Now they ben had the brown they got rid of the black one.
• 32:32
  A lot of people don't know. Shout out to the black eminem who was
• 32:35
  in the Marching Band. A lot of y'all don't even know. He got
• 32:37
  ripped under the rug. There was a black Eminem up until the nineteen sixties
• 32:40
  or something like that. And he used to be in the Marching Man.
• 32:44
  He used to be a Marching Band character, and then they got rid of
• 32:45
  him. But that food was black. He was like black, like your
• 32:50
  jacket. Like like there was the brown one, but like the black there
• 32:54
  existed, like a black one. To answer Xavier's earlier question, the CEO
• 33:01
  of YouTube is named Neo Mohan. Neo Mohan. He's been CEO since February
• 33:07
  sixteenth this year. Thank you for monetizing us. Sometimes, you know what,
• 33:14
  you know, what's crazy, those like those type of jobs for like
• 33:17
  a lot of people, fucking they just like those jobs don't last, huh.
• 33:22
  Like when you're in the tech world, you go hopping, you're like,
• 33:23
  oh, I used to work for Monster, then I worked for Pepsi,
• 33:25
  and then now I work for fucking at and Ty doing the same shit.
• 33:30
  Don't you kind of do you ever wish that you would have hopped around
• 33:34
  different jobs and tried different shit. I tried a lot of shit. I
• 33:37
  mean jobs, you like it's different, true, but like it's not if
• 33:42
  you went to DJ's yardhouse and fucking Chili's bitch, Like, that's just way
• 33:46
  different. Bro. No, But I did fucking I did enough job well,
• 33:51
  I did enough labor, like fucking minimum wage jobs, riding like that
• 33:55
  shit. But I don't know if I would want to work like at Google.
• 34:00
  I hate for you know how I am dog. You know how fast
• 34:02
  they're gonna call it HR on me? B I can't work normal where there's
• 34:06
  a HR dog. Even at Bej's it was kind of it was they were
• 34:08
  always looking at me like, who's your HR? Ziggies there was a ZIGGI
• 34:15
  Carlos, it's a Cardinals H. Carlals is HR owner, properly manage everything
• 34:22
  everything in there. Even Beaches had HR. But restaurants are a whole different
• 34:27
  business. Bro Yo. I got a reply from who said Dias one second
• 34:31
  a player real quick, yo, So I'm boning this chick from San Luis
• 34:44
  all right, So this chick she was married. I say he got fired
• 34:49
  from Monster Corps. The dabs were hr cs like something. Whoever had the
• 34:57
  best ship got to say what happened? It's everybody, Well that was the
• 35:00
  best part. Bads were definitely around there allegedly. Hey dude, I'm thinking
• 35:05
  about making like my own fucking disposable tips with a three D printer. You
• 35:09
  can, yeah, like the homie gave me. Like, the homie gave
• 35:13
  me a bunch of his tips, and I'm using them right now. Shout
• 35:15
  out to hood Eats, big shout out to Hoodiats. Some of you guys
• 35:17
  saw that I posted up the cheese steaks. He came and dropped off some
• 35:22
  chips as if the cheese steaks. I gave one to my lady and drop
• 35:25
  it off and now he went it home. Damn dog, that ship was
• 35:29
  fired, dog like. And then he brought me the snapper. I never
• 35:30
  had the banana flavor. That shit was good. You posted that did?
• 35:34
  Look, I was like, what the fuck is this a banana one?
• 35:37
  And then but yeah, but straight up that for fucking uh. Hook me
• 35:39
  up with some of the tips that he makes. But anybody out there with
• 35:43
  a three D printer that wants to help me make my tips. We could
• 35:46
  put different characters. We could put a burger, we could put a taco,
• 35:50
  we could put all this shit. Bro Like, just literally let me
• 35:53
  know. I know you got a guy, so I'll talk to you.
• 35:55
  Definitely want him to be longer than this, want to be about the same
• 36:00
  size. Sell them a pack of fives and they'll be affordable. You know
• 36:04
  what I'm saying, biodegradable if I can make them, I don't think plastic.
• 36:08
  But you know what, you You're not gonna be able to make them
• 36:10
  bio degradable. You're literally just good. Like you can wash these on an
• 36:14
  alcohol the way you do plastic glass. Yeah, I'm sorry, the way
• 36:17
  the way you do glass. Yeah, you sound like me. Dog,
• 36:21
  So you can get the chocolates and Maico apparently Conquitos yep, Mexico don't care
• 36:25
  food. I'm about to tell my lady, hit up your connects. Hit
• 36:30
  up your connects because con Gito's are being I'm about to be the con Guito
• 36:34
  salesman nowhere my side. Conquito's coming to my website. Dog, if I
• 36:37
  get him from Mexico, start slanging them there's a lot of Connguito ambassadors.
• 36:42
  When I typed in the word gongito on the tag on Instagram, Dude,
• 36:46
  the way they display the product and all that stuff all around the like Latin
• 36:51
  Americans, dude, come on, think make me the ambassador out here.
• 36:54
  Bro, you're gonna get canceled. No, dude, We're not gonna start
• 36:59
  eating congito and burreals podcasts. How long that life? Yeah? Every time?
• 37:02
  Hell long that last? And then you guys have a fucking ice cube
• 37:07
  right in front of you and you're like, you want a conuito. Someone
• 37:10
  clips that and then he finds out what conguitos are? You know? How
• 37:15
  long that lasts? You let me know how the be real hard. The
• 37:20
  key is the key. You cannot you can. I'm not gonna be offering
• 37:24
  it. You gotta be like, I just want just start just start eating
• 37:28
  them, right, and then somebody be like what you're eating over there and
• 37:30
  be like, oh, this is my favorite candy. And then I'll be
• 37:32
  like, you want something like they're like cups and they're like, what are
• 37:36
  those con gitos? Bro? And then you know, and then after they
• 37:38
  ate them, what are they gonna say? It'd be like, oh,
• 37:40
  that tastes racist. No, and then someone's gonna clip it and they're like,
• 37:44
  you know, you got given black people chocolates. It's not like I'm
• 37:47
  giving meat to a vegan. Bro. It's not that bad. It's not
• 37:51
  like that. It's not like it's not like it's not like when you when
• 37:53
  they fucking eat the candy, the candy goes, hey fucking says d n
• 37:58
  are pretty much cannibalism, dude. They're chocolate people. They're not real people.
• 38:04
  They're fucking chocolate like people made out of chocolate. Some black guys call
• 38:07
  them the women's or the the what about the hers? She's her, she's
• 38:14
  fucking kisses. Bro, those those are technically what the hell? I don't
• 38:22
  know, yo, ray oh here it is. I don't know why the
• 38:30
  screen went black, but yeah, dude, the screen went black. I
• 38:37
  don't know what happened. You're good, I fixed it. Yeah, but
• 38:42
  yees, so, I mean I don't think it's not bad. It's like,
• 38:46
  it's not I'm just telling you, bro, Technically, all black chocolate
• 38:50
  characters are racist if they're like, are the California raisins not racist? Oh?
• 38:58
  People? They dried up grapes papricots, No grapes, raps, Raisins
• 39:07
  are grapes, I think so. Yeah, raisins are just old grapes.
• 39:12
  Real, man, I learned that at the age of thirty you really didn't
• 39:16
  know that raisins were fucking grapes at one point. Yes, they were raised.
• 39:21
  They were fucking grapes at one point in their life. It's like I
• 39:23
  used to be a bad bitch, but now I'm not, you know.
• 39:25
  According to Wikipedia, a raisin is a dried grape. Raisins are produced in
• 39:30
  many regions of the world, and maybe eating raw or using cookie baking and
• 39:34
  brewing learned something. Never really wine. Raisins is like the bad bitch or
• 39:39
  fruit. So can you make wine out of raisins? Technically, I guess
• 39:45
  it's gonna be too sweet because or it won't. It won't dilute. You
• 39:49
  need to do You need it to be when it's you're right, Yeah,
• 39:51
  you're right, it's dried, you're right right before it hits menopause. Yeah,
• 39:55
  raisins. Just hate them. You're still not You're still my and that
• 40:00
  they get metopos at forty right, Yeah, crazy, that is crazy.
• 40:04
  That's a lot like it's a little. That's like tomorrow for some bitches that
• 40:07
  I know, Kate, that's fucking crazy though, Like forty though, that's
• 40:17
  that's way too soon, man, man, Like what if your dick stopped
• 40:20
  working at forty? Some of our dicks still work at forty, Like the
• 40:23
  better work at forty. We talking about I don't know, food like unhealthy
• 40:27
  eating foods, like those fools like I heard, like when I was in
• 40:30
  the hospital, like I would have to be there so on, Like I
• 40:34
  would just walk around, you know after a while, like predicting ship,
• 40:37
  just listening to everything that doesn't belong to looking at charge, looking at chart,
• 40:43
  looking there's a lot of dick things that can go wrong, bro,
• 40:45
  Like you know, like you can get Perny's disease. You do know pern
• 40:47
  disease. Yeah, it's when it bends like this. It's yeah, Like
• 40:52
  I never thought about that though, isn't it because they cut it? Because
• 40:54
  cows Colson build up. I don't know, some kind of build up.
• 40:58
  All I know for sure is for I never do crow verse. Cal can
• 41:00
  build up like it's not like it's like kind of like the equivalent to calcium
• 41:05
  build up. And then your dig looks like this, bro, Like there's
• 41:07
  no way calcium builds up on your dis something happens with the circulation or something
• 41:10
  where it just you're likes comebacks and you don't clean it. When you said
• 41:14
  that ship, I was like, yeah, clean that ship, bro,
• 41:15
  that we gotta buy him like a dig toothbrussure. Yeah, bro, but
• 41:20
  uh, you know what season your dick? You ever seen that thing that
• 41:23
  women used to fucking like like today it goes like to moisturize their face.
• 41:29
  That seems like a good to shaft. No, No, it's too sensitive,
• 41:35
  damn it. That ship is soft food a little dude. It's like
• 41:37
  that's just for bitches face, like little baby, Yeah baby, I don't
• 41:44
  know, just for babies. It's like real soft. It's like it's like
• 41:47
  like like it's like you know how you buy a toothbresh a soft toothbrush,
• 41:51
  very soft one. It's like the bristles like that. You can brush your
• 41:52
  dick with that. You can't brush it with the heart. Use your fucking
• 41:57
  hands people, men. Yeah, I mean just saying if they had like
• 42:01
  shipload of soap, that's it. Did they have like a dick car wash?
• 42:04
  It's like a flashlight, but like like you just stick it in there
• 42:07
  when it's hard, and then it just fucking does oh ship. We got
• 42:10
  Mega Man in the house, Mega Man in the building. Mega Man,
• 42:15
  show me the list, show me the source. He already had cutting out
• 42:19
  on these motherfuckers. Mega Man. Don't have prey on his disease. He
• 42:22
  said that. No, I said, you said he has it. I
• 42:24
  didn't say that. Would you just say my bad? That's why I thought
• 42:29
  I heard my bad, Mega Man. He don't have nothing. You want
• 42:30
  to say that, bro, No, you said something, you said he
• 42:34
  has it. I did not say that. You're tripping? Right? Did
• 42:37
  I say that? I might not? But you said has something? You
• 42:42
  did that work came out of your I don't know. Maybe I ain't heard
• 42:44
  wrong. I don't know. No, No, I just say, hey,
• 42:46
  Mega Man's in the house. Yeah. But anyway, so I got
• 42:52
  what age do you expect to fucking take viagra? Like? What age would
• 42:55
  you be like? All right, yes, dimple like like it looks like
• 42:59
  as soon as you know your dick, doesn't you know? But what the
• 43:01
  age? Wouldn't you maybe like put yourself well, maybe like forty five,
• 43:05
  because I would like I would fucking like before anything, I would be on
• 43:08
  testosterone. Like I'm thinking, like at thirty five or thirty six, I'll
• 43:12
  probably get on TRT. Yeah, just so I can like make sure that
• 43:15
  I get stronger. But I hit my fifties, I mean my forties,
• 43:19
  because you know, you get the energy to want to lift weights and shit,
• 43:22
  so I'll probably get on some strong shit, you know. And then
• 43:24
  forty five at forty five, like if if with a testosterone because you're able
• 43:30
  to produce it again. So obviously with discone you get Fierro's Dog. But
• 43:34
  but like once, I think after forty five you start having like heart monitoring
• 43:38
  your shited, so like you can't be taking that much TRT. That's why
• 43:43
  right now Bart is shooting it up like crazy. Oh and by the way,
• 43:45
  I do want to give crazy Yeah, I do want to give a
• 43:47
  big shout out to BArch Barbecue, the one and only Barts Barbecue for number
• 43:52
  one having that we don't smoke the same logo. Uh, we don't smoke
• 43:55
  the same podcast logo on the smoker and the high and Hungry logo at the
• 44:00
  same time. So that was pretty cool, em And thank you so much
• 44:04
  for the four tri tips. So he also has the funky Field tips logo,
• 44:07
  the Insane logo, and all the logos. All the home model goes,
• 44:12
  Hey, so I guess average user age is fifty three. Forty five
• 44:17
  is too young? Now you should be I thought forty five was like,
• 44:20
  nah, you should be finding forty five you should still be ginting. You
• 44:22
  start losing your testosterone levels at that age. Yeah, as far as I
• 44:27
  know. Yeah, Bro, somebody say you don't need testos roones, you
• 44:30
  need discipline. Oh no, bro, just be working out and eat right.
• 44:35
  I'll be sad the first week I go with, like, no mourning,
• 44:37
  what but you can go a whole Just work out. That's the thing,
• 44:39
  bro, Like, if you just work out your produce, there's an't
• 44:43
  there's an age where you just can't talk. But at sixty, I'm sure
• 44:47
  you just know how to just be as consistent as you can. You think
• 44:52
  you need fucking dick help, get the dick help. No, but you
• 44:54
  got to but wait, No, but you should wait as long as you
• 44:57
  can to. You had to get that buck dick help. It's that needle
• 45:00
  that they injected your ship, because you know that's a real thing. What
• 45:04
  do you mean you remember that movie with the Rock where he does cocaine and
• 45:07
  with Mark Wahlberg and some black food. But I never know the black actor's
• 45:10
  name. Like yeah, but like the black actor has e D. Right,
• 45:15
  he has E D. And then like he gets with this nurse and
• 45:19
  the nurse is the only she's getting him the fucking the only treatment he can
• 45:22
  get. And in order to bone, he has to inject his dick and
• 45:27
  it gets like you don't need and it goes for hours. Bro, like
• 45:30
  there's no there's no fucking like, there ain't no fucking don't stopping this ship.
• 45:36
  But yeah, like some people need that bad that right, right,
• 45:37
  some people need that bad help they do. I'm sorry, he's just making
• 45:40
  mess. So he's so dumb, I have to I have to paint it.
• 45:45
  Dude, there's an age dog where I'm pretty sure like that's for calling
• 45:49
  him prais disease because you have That's what I said, what you just wanted
• 45:54
  me to say? What are you right? Imagine that she can get his
• 45:59
  de course he sends you a photo. I will never I will never never,
• 46:07
  Hey, mega man, come back on dog because you never told him,
• 46:09
  because I will never forget the story came on here and he said he
• 46:13
  was that was the best one and he gang banged the bitches and that some
• 46:16
  guys couldn't even get hard because he was just giving it to her. Yeah,
• 46:24
  bro, that it was fucking funny. Bro, I would never be
• 46:28
  part of the game. Somebody said, exchane, this is he thought.
• 46:30
  We got it for Spanish. This Spanish news be selling you like like like
• 46:37
  what is it called the snake oil type of products? Straight up on go
• 46:44
  San? Yeah, bro works dog like a scam. Bro, no ono
• 46:52
  is clinically proven. Dog. It's not even that crazy of a chemical.
• 46:53
  It's just for It's just you can buy that ship like fucking right, aid
• 46:58
  onstan Can. What's the chemical though, I don't know, but it's not
• 47:01
  like anything crazy. I know what he's was talking about. They do sell
• 47:04
  like some snake oil. It's like some food, like standing like this over
• 47:07
  somebody's on San sign and you just put that it's a white lotion type ship,
• 47:12
  right creamy. Yeah, ointment I think yeah, I think they'll thought
• 47:15
  about check was full of shit too. I mean, come on, bro
• 47:19
  about them. Mercalo was full of shit. He never was a doctor.
• 47:22
  Though. You listen to wat Micaalo because you wanted to believe some shit.
• 47:25
  It made you feel better about yourself the deal. I think he was like
• 47:30
  that ship's a real deal. Not that ship, but like that, you
• 47:32
  know, like spiritualism is and stuff like that is the real deal if you
• 47:36
  put your faith in it, bro, because faith is real. At the
• 47:37
  same time, bro, shit has to align. If you go in there
• 47:39
  like trying to be like I'm gonna find out the magic trait, it's not
• 47:43
  gonna work for you. Straight up, It's not gonna work for you.
• 47:45
  Nothing works without faith, Bro. Lookau's in the building. Shout out to
• 47:50
  Aton. Who's back on? Yeah, Bro, super chat Ayton? Yeah,
• 47:54
  I hit the life bund please? Who made him a model? Yeah?
• 47:58
  Why what made him? I think he's been them out? Yeah he's
• 48:00
  been Yeah, he's been the man for a while. Yeah. Yeah,
• 48:06
  time them out. That food cleans house sometimes? What's that? What's that
• 48:10
  other food? What's the other like Spanish? What is it? A snake
• 48:14
  product? Nan juice? Noney juice? Look it up? Hold on this.
• 48:21
  He used to have this Indian guy with the fucking shell And I remember
• 48:25
  my mom was drinking that ship at one point, bro, and that ship
• 48:29
  was nasty buy show. I was like, what is this like oyster juice
• 48:31
  number one scam juice number one scam scam every day to this day. Herbal
• 48:37
  Life. That's a pyramid scheme. I don't care that it's on galaxies,
• 48:40
  fucking jerseys. I don't care erbal Life is a scam pyramid scheme. So
• 48:46
  it did. So we didn't get you the white one because that was a
• 48:50
  rban life. Yeah. Yeah, we got to the new kids and my
• 48:52
  life for real than those colors are tired. I was kind of looking at
• 48:55
  it. That's just kind of how many bisons have fallen for erbal life.
• 48:59
  Yeah, look that's that no need juice food. I've never seen that ship,
• 49:01
  you know, all right, what about looking bro? You know what
• 49:06
  is now? Being a cat owner? I'm like, they grind that ship.
• 49:09
  This is better. I don't think it was real. It was real
• 49:12
  cat. But that's what it's about. That's what they claim that that they
• 49:15
  would get cat cat nails and grind him down and then they put them in
• 49:19
  whatever chemical but capsule. Yeah. But that so here's the thing though,
• 49:22
  that it's supposed to be a plant, the shape like a cat of the
• 49:25
  nail, and then you grind that down into a capsule. That's probably what
• 49:30
  was in the probably what was in the fucking the pastila or whatever we had?
• 49:34
  Hey, what about that other scam? Did your mom ever sell avon?
• 49:37
  My mom sold avon fo George's mom sold avon to Yeah, because he
• 49:42
  doesn't he have a joke about collecting money or something like that. A grand
• 49:45
  mother who was selling that stuff? What about? Uh? What's that one
• 49:49
  thing when they used to win the pink car for selling cosmetics? Mary Kay?
• 49:53
  Oh, no, no, no, no, did you guys ever
• 49:54
  have this in your missing I lived in a missing and what you did you
• 49:59
  did not live DoD is not a gated community. When we first moved here,
• 50:04
  I didn't. I didn't like. I didn't I live in it.
• 50:05
  I didn't live in a gate community. You were a little rich ass kid,
• 50:07
  bro like. It took a while. It took a while, but
• 50:12
  my parents obtained some fucking kind of money. But when we first got here,
• 50:15
  we lived in a vein that dog in the hood where people put their
• 50:17
  towels to dry in the front and ship. And what they did is,
• 50:22
  I guess you'd give everybody one hundred bucks. I lived there, and then
• 50:27
  they'd give it to one person like Din Dina every and then when you got
• 50:32
  it, when your family got it, you knew you got it, like
• 50:35
  it was like you were balling balling dog. Okay, so how does that
• 50:38
  work? So it's simple. It's like you live in a big community and
• 50:43
  you get a hundred bucks. I give a hundred bucks, you get a
• 50:45
  hundred bucks. That's there's twenty people, everybody. Everybody gets a hundred buck,
• 50:47
  so everybody gets So one family gets two grand, but you don't get
• 50:52
  you get that once everybody gets it, so you don't get it. And
• 50:53
  gaybody has a different date when they get the pot, a different month.
• 50:57
  Yeah, so month Mine would be February January. Uh so you guys are
• 51:00
  just sharing money. Just think so so okay, imagine imagine we said it's
• 51:04
  just pretty fucking stupid. No it's not. It is kind of stupid,
• 51:07
  but it's without needing the bank. It's kind of smart when you're broke and
• 51:09
  when you need help from like people that you know, from family members.
• 51:13
  Let'say, everybody here, but we got you think a hundred bucks this week.
• 51:16
  Let's say I put five grand, Ray puts five grand, You put
• 51:20
  five grand, b puts five grand. Bobo puts five grand and the sorry
• 51:23
  we don't spoke the same. Yeah, and we all get this fire and
• 51:27
  we all get this fucking fifty grand. You can do whatever you want with
• 51:30
  those fifty grand, dog, start a business, pay off your fucking child
• 51:34
  and pay off your your credit loans, whatever, go to corp your keys,
• 51:37
  go to craft your kings and get twenty percent off, or you can
• 51:43
  fucking save it or whatever. But you have to. But you technically gotta
• 51:46
  give those five thousand bucks every month. Again, you can't just rob them,
• 51:50
  So you can't do that shit. Some people rob all right, So
• 51:52
  look he said, bro, run off on the plug type of shit.
• 51:57
  Yeah, run for the plug, you get the twenty ground, you disappear.
• 52:00
  That's why, Like the person that you're giving the money too has to
• 52:01
  have a gun. Yeah everywhere. Yeah, it's like, yeah, like
• 52:06
  someone like a person that you're trusting, bro, like literally have that food
• 52:08
  and a fucking like an artwork had display a gun at the dinner table,
• 52:12
  be like, yeah, that's you know me, you know me? For
• 52:15
  some reason, I get deported that month. Sorry, guys, your money.
• 52:20
  Everybody who's wondering what a kundina is a Kundina, also known as tanda,
• 52:25
  which translates roughly to taking a turn or doing a circle, is a
• 52:31
  worldwide phenomena for poor people whose access that's what it says, for poor people
• 52:38
  whose access to capital is limited. So in Korean it's called kayet susu.
• 52:50
  In in West Africa and the Caribbean juntas, what is it in federu and
• 52:57
  hui in China. So but you you all an American? Uh, it's
• 53:02
  an American. Oh, just taking a turn? Yeah, But to be
• 53:12
  honest, they would like, here's the thing though, like Google would have
• 53:15
  that ship labeled as as a poor people think bro But honestly, when you're
• 53:20
  coming from the gutter, this is a very smart thing to do, if
• 53:22
  you want to know. If it's like, look bro, like not for
• 53:24
  nothing, you get too grand. It's our turn. I'm broke, but
• 53:29
  I'm a I have a Chili gift. I'm like Chili. I'm like,
• 53:31
  I know how to make graphic designs. I make five designs that I rip
• 53:36
  off other people and change on myself. And I know it sounds wicked up,
• 53:38
  but I'm like, all right, whatever, I fucking make my own
• 53:40
  version of it. Put it on that sea and I'm getting two grand I
• 53:44
  make ten of each shirt and fucking gamble on it. If I take a
• 53:46
  ship, I take a ship, or I make my money back. But
• 53:50
  that could be it for you. That could be the way you double up
• 53:52
  on that, bro. So like, that's don't let Google knock your hustle
• 53:57
  down, everybody, like Exavier did to the black kids selling chocolate outside the
• 54:00
  store. Don't let like take your hustles, fucking people. That's that you
• 54:05
  hating on the black kids. Come up. I wasn't even hating on it,
• 54:07
  yo, but you did sound mad. Yo. He was like thirteen
• 54:12
  selling other people's chocolate. When people are like on offer up on. You
• 54:15
  know, kids got selling reselling sneakers. I'm like, don't don't let them
• 54:19
  make them reselling roadblocks. Yeah, broy Be made. It's like back in
• 54:23
  like nineties. Shiit when I saw that, she's still wild to me,
• 54:28
  what the roadblocks thing? Yeah? Roadblock? Hey, let's go, let's
• 54:30
  let's go, let's do it. Go Patreon, sorry, guys, come
• 54:35
  on subscribe five bucks? Yeah, man, all the people that are subscribed
• 54:37
  on there, for whatever reason, y'all get a blocked. You're gonna have
• 54:40
  to make a whole new account. Okay, before we go, before hey,
• 54:43
  before we go, don't don't go? Yeah, and then lets me
• 54:45
  know who's never paid either. I was looking through it one by one.
• 54:46
  I was like, this son of a bitch has been on for free for
• 54:51
  like, never contributed. Yo, tell him what they don't get. Tell
• 54:55
  him about the gifted change. Don't tell him, but tell him that they're
• 54:59
  not gonna be able to see that's only on Patreon. Oh yeah, the
• 55:00
  forty two Originals gift Exchange. That's good. That's gonna be on Patreon first,
• 55:05
  So make sure you guys get it on only on Patreon, not only
• 55:07
  first, only on pay or only on Patreon. Yeah, so I guess
• 55:10
  that video is gonna be only on Patreon, so make sure and that that
• 55:14
  shit was funny though it was the forty two Originals gift Exchange, and you
• 55:17
  guys gonna have access to that video? Uh with the causes? One hundred
• 55:22
  grand fine at the MLS Kate at the MLSDA. Yeah, dude, when
• 55:27
  I saw that, I was just like, no way they did this and
• 55:30
  got away with it. No fucking well were you when you edited it?
• 55:34
  Weren't you tripping? I was tripping. I was like, dude, that
• 55:36
  was like ten minutes. Ohough. And the crazy thing was I was in
• 55:40
  the fucking mix bro, like we're there, Like so that footage is like,
• 55:45
  I'm gonna put the footage of of like just me standing there, not
• 55:47
  like incriminating nobody. So right, did not that they deserved it, but
• 55:52
  did they deserve it? As a Galaxy fan, You're like, yeah,
• 55:53
  get them, get them, get them. He's no, He's like,
• 55:57
  I wish we had friends looked. No, I think that's pretty tired.
• 56:02
  No matter which club you're supporting or not, that's tine. That's tight,
• 56:06
  you know, especially Latino's doing it. I'm telling you everybody watching here,
• 56:09
  come on, come to the tailgate for the l AFC game. A lot
• 56:13
  of some of these schools already started pulling up. Original like then already somebody
• 56:15
  the schools already started pulling up. I got a lot of making. Yeah,
• 56:19
  there's a lot of new followers. Shout out to Bigelow from making that
• 56:21
  try tip. That was my favorite thing. I fucking had so much try
• 56:24
  tip these last two weeks. Like I'm probably healthier. I'm like doctor Sean
• 56:28
  Baker. Now imagine he's like Nah, you gotta lift weights too. I
• 56:32
  have been, though I have been. I saw you early at the gym
• 56:35
  of the day, were there like the morning. See that's what I'm talking
• 56:37
  about, bro, Like like I feel like such a like that that's what
• 56:39
  that's That's a part of the healing process. Bro. But waking up early,
• 56:45
  No, No, like I'm saying, like I just didn't feel like
• 56:47
  doing ship like that before. Dog Like, I just really did you know
• 56:51
  you were lagging it? Like I really I was. I know I was
• 56:53
  going to the gym and doing all that, but I just didn't want to
• 56:55
  post it, bro, Like, I wasn't motivated to do a lot of
• 56:59
  that it. Bro Like, this is crazy like to me, and I'm
• 57:02
  like now that I have none that I feel like I have some kind of
• 57:06
  balance in my life. It's crazy how I feel like, damn, bro,
• 57:09
  Like, let's fucking get it, like, let's fucking make this ship
• 57:13
  like like, I feel like my mind will focus on what the fuck I
• 57:15
  want to fucking do to advance myself as a man and for my team and
• 57:20
  and and just overall just the blessings we deserve, you know what I mean?
• 57:23
  And like and dog, I couldn't buy this feeling whatsoever. Dog Like
• 57:28
  I just like knowing what I was carrying. Dog, it's no wonder I
• 57:30
  was doing that much coke, doing that much. I think now I can
• 57:35
  do now as like a normal person. No, no, no, if
• 57:38
  I were, if God forbid, I would ever, Like I think,
• 57:40
  I don't think I would want to do it because I don't like maybe I
• 57:44
  would turn into one of those just two bumps, that's it, let's go
• 57:47
  kind of guy. You know what I mean, Like I'm sorry, I'm
• 57:51
  sorry, and I love you, but there You're not a two bumps type
• 57:53
  of guy. You're not a three balloons type of guy. I think you're
• 57:57
  not a I don't know. I think, I think, I think.
• 57:59
  I hope so, but I think now like because I don't do like some
• 58:02
  of the times bro, when I was doing drugs, bro, like I
• 58:05
  was hiding a lot of hurt bro that a lot of people didn't know about,
• 58:08
  just dealing with it, bro, And nobody's sucking nobody's things, you
• 58:13
  know, nobody's issue. But like I said, Bro, like I just
• 58:16
  feel like now or like I'm just I'm kind of high off life in a
• 58:20
  word, where like I'm smoking because this is just what we do. This
• 58:22
  is just what the funk we've been doing for years. But like I just
• 58:25
  feel like so comfortable or like like but I think I texted Chili like like
• 58:30
  four designs yesterday? Did you do this? I need you do this?
• 58:37
  What you gonna design? She I know you just come up faster? She
• 58:42
  knows. She knows. Over there, did you buy her Christmas gift?
• 58:45
  Way back to Spencer, We're going to the squid Tentnacle. Not I did
• 58:50
  not. I didn't know. She's gonna ask me what that is. She
• 58:54
  knows. I wouldn't get her nothing like that. Bro, did you get
• 59:00
  her the speed dating car? Imagine we would create that, we would create
• 59:05
  the forty ye old version thing, but we do it with her. No,
• 59:07
  I don't take her to the speed dating thing. With speed dating thing
• 59:09
  he's on, that's a thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure speed dating in
• 59:13
  a laser thing like you could just I would definitely be like the black food
• 59:16
  in there and be like when they say doctor a, Yalla, thank you
• 59:19
  for saving my child. It's super warning. She's here, I chally.
• 59:23
  I imagine she's like, she wouldn't she would have put the squid emoji,
• 59:34
  a couple of hearts. Somebody said he's on his with draws now, Honestly,
• 59:38
  I don't. I don't think I have. I don't. I'm not.
• 59:42
  I'm chilling, bro that really, I'm chilling, bro, like I
• 59:45
  have. I would literally tell you right now, I have like a half
• 59:47
  an ounce of cocaine like that I have in my stash box. That because
• 59:52
  I used to buy it by the ounce, so like I that's why I
• 59:54
  would always just fill up the fu jar and old coke. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:59
  no fancy. So it's like if I've been if I've been looking at
• 1:00:02
  that ship whenever I fucking like, you know, like go to my go
• 1:00:07
  to my storage ship and I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm
• 1:00:09
  like, I don't feel the urge to do it, bro, even And
• 1:00:14
  I was honestly scared, bro when like I was scared, when like my
• 1:00:15
  dight, I was like, man, I'm gonna get sad and depressed and
• 1:00:17
  all that ship. Like I was scared. I just dreak a lot and
• 1:00:22
  a little bit of us. Okay, Yeah, that day was crazy.
• 1:00:24
  It was crazy. I think that's okay, see me dealing with ship and
• 1:00:29
  going through that and trying to drown ship turns into that version of the zone.
• 1:00:32
  I feel like me being on such a good one, Like I feel
• 1:00:36
  like I can now comfortably do these things like how you would do it,
• 1:00:38
  like because you're like it's fucked up, like not fucked up, but like
• 1:00:43
  it's like fucked up? Ship? Did you say are funny? Toxic?
• 1:00:45
  Shit? You're a pretty balanced person. I don't ever see you go through
• 1:00:49
  moments of distraught as much, you know what I mean, which makes up
• 1:00:52
  the reason why you don't never feel the need. This is the reason that
• 1:00:54
  you're like he's on one bump is enough and me one two three fucking like
• 1:01:00
  yeah, bro, like just going through it. Yeah no, I mean
• 1:01:04
  like I mean even with smoking. I mean I smoke a lot of drink
• 1:01:07
  a lot, but yeah, I just gotta be careful. And I mean
• 1:01:08
  I'm scared of I'm not scared of the dying. I'm scared of dying from
• 1:01:12
  that. That's the worst. I can't imagine my dad getting attacks like,
• 1:01:16
  oh, which you can't die from from doing coke At the studio, somebody
• 1:01:20
  said, moldy cocaine. Huh, three, I said, moldy cocaine.
• 1:01:25
  Now that's just like Sparkly asked Piana, I never really would get a grinder,
• 1:01:31
  bro and just fucking put put a little closet. Just Esmaginly just learned
• 1:01:36
  about it. Yeah, but somebody said, keep that rso handy, it's
• 1:01:39
  amazing. Somebody said I was really cheesing. Yeah I was, bro.
• 1:01:44
  I was really happy, bro, like for real, Like I don't know
• 1:01:46
  what to tell you. But that's why I feel like there's nothing but fucking
• 1:01:50
  bigger ideas and big things like oh, I was like, what the hell
• 1:01:53
  I thought that came out to raise computer. But there's a lot of things
• 1:01:57
  in the works, Like before I go to Japan on February twenty fourth,
• 1:02:00
  we're gonna have one live show, Like we're gonna start planning it out.
• 1:02:04
  I'm gonna have chilli work on the fly already talk to the guy about Evergen
• 1:02:07
  this venue. I'm only gonna have fucking six fucking vendors. I'm talking about
• 1:02:12
  Cush vendors, fucking hash rosin, only the best of the best. So
• 1:02:20
  cause it's gonna we're gonna be able to blaze it, We're gonna be able
• 1:02:22
  to drink, and we're gonna have adulte podcast. Shit, we might even
• 1:02:25
  have a talent type of show segment for that. You got a crazy ass
• 1:02:29
  talent, Come get some alien lab gummies. Dude, speaking of alien lab
• 1:02:34
  gummies, the two people that won on the last raffles uh. I posted
• 1:02:38
  the winners on Patreon because this is a Patreon only thing. Hey, you
• 1:02:42
  know what, fuck it, We're gonna start off this week, count down
• 1:02:45
  to my fucking birthday. I'm blessing you guys back. Yes, I'm gonna
• 1:02:47
  have a birthday sales. It's gonna be on the whole week. So if
• 1:02:50
  you want to clear out stuff on my website, I'm gonna give you guys
• 1:02:52
  a discount code. Look out in the emails. You don't get, you
• 1:02:54
  don't you don't get those emails. Just go to my website and subscribe to
• 1:02:58
  the newsletter. But dead ass though, dead ass like, it's like,
• 1:03:02
  let's do the giveaway. So you guys know the drill. You guys know
• 1:03:06
  the drill. Go to this post on Patreon, drop or any comment a
• 1:03:10
  random e moji, alien ships, fucking I don't know, do something in
• 1:03:15
  there. All you have to do, oh damn, that's hard. All
• 1:03:17
  you have. All you have to do is comment comment comment comment on this
• 1:03:23
  post on Patreon for this episode, and I will be ringing up the winner
• 1:03:29
  probably like on Thursday or fucking Friday. Give you guys time. Then we
• 1:03:32
  got this new tier we got working for you guys. I can't believe what
• 1:03:35
  I just saw. I know, at shut up, we have to film
• 1:03:39
  a commercial for that. Yeah, straight up? And uh, I know
• 1:03:45
  I missed the the what Not sale, but I got a couple of fucking
• 1:03:51
  a couple of fucking Doctor green Thum signed funks will be going and hard with
• 1:03:54
  that. So Pokemon sale coming up, and I got the thrifting Seal coming
• 1:03:59
  up. Come up on all this crazy ship I got at the house for
• 1:04:01
  real, like just come just take it, come take it. Nothing.
• 1:04:03
  Hey, we should do he said, someone said, do it giveaway for
• 1:04:06
  the first tier Patreon? What up? What are we gonna do five dollars?
• 1:04:10
  What are we gonna do with the switch? No, that's that's going
• 1:04:13
  on. I already made the tiers live and I was gonna film a video
• 1:04:15
  with Ray and I'd be like, Hey, what's up introducing a new fucking
• 1:04:18
  tier. You hear that, you guy, You guys hear that. Trust
• 1:04:20
  me, We're gonna we're working on some ship for you. Don't you notice
• 1:04:23
  the fucking difference, bro? Like, Yeah, I've been trying to push
• 1:04:26
  you to do it, and you're kind of been like, yeah, do
• 1:04:28
  it, we'll do it, We'll do it. But I know it's been
• 1:04:30
  tough, yo, But I'm glad. I'm glad we came out a new
• 1:04:31
  year, New year, New year, new me. Bitch. What's up,
• 1:04:34
  bad bitch? A new year, new me? Yeah? Ready,
• 1:04:38
  you're thirty three was fucking I mean fucking fuck thirty three, bro, Like
• 1:04:43
  thirty four, like when you started off with a coldon oscarpy? What do
• 1:04:47
  you? What do you feel about the New Year, New me? People
• 1:04:50
  that happens? And I posted the fucking best meme yesterday and I said,
• 1:04:57
  I haven't seen no New Year, New means I guess y'all finally learn your
• 1:05:00
  lesson. Yeah, because there's always that person New Year, knew me.
• 1:05:04
  I'm not gonna be fat no more, I'm not gonna be ugly, I'm
• 1:05:08
  not gonna be a whole my last live. It's those same people who take
• 1:05:13
  a vacation, but they're like forty thousand dollars in debt idiots. Yeah,
• 1:05:16
  yeah, bro, sell fucking thrift ship and pay for it. You're gonna
• 1:05:20
  starting the gym start today. Why you gotta don't get a gym membership?
• 1:05:24
  Move right the fuck dog. I'm gonna start making these video series. I'm
• 1:05:28
  fucking on my on my fucking YouTube, like you know how there's like not
• 1:05:31
  life coaches or anything like that, but like these people who give you life
• 1:05:34
  hacks, like life hacks. Yeah, we're like stupid bro where I'm like,
• 1:05:39
  yo, y'all heard about this new fucking company. I was like,
• 1:05:42
  nobody's really on and now's the time to fucking start working for them and boom,
• 1:05:45
  like you know, or like tell them about being like yo, you
• 1:05:47
  guys want to get fucking high restaurant food at a cheap price. And I'm
• 1:05:51
  gonna just make these review things and I'm gonna just do them with Ray or
• 1:05:54
  or Jose Jose whenever he's available, but or I might just even fielming myself.
• 1:05:59
  Now that I'm kind of like a camera person, not really like a
• 1:06:01
  camera person, but I know how to use it. You can press,
• 1:06:03
  you can press record. Yeah, my lady knows how to record, so
• 1:06:08
  she'll be helping me. So but yeah, so straight up like that.
• 1:06:12
  There's there's I have these ideas that I that I've been brewing. Bro oh
• 1:06:15
  man, my fucking nicktoon series. Damn man, because right now I just
• 1:06:19
  released oh yeah, there's I haven't even advertising yet. There's a new drop
• 1:06:24
  on the website flavors by zone dot com called the Flavortown Drop for all the
• 1:06:28
  people that are Guy Fieri fans and all the people that are nineties world industry
• 1:06:32
  fans. I fucking combined two designs into that, into that ship, and
• 1:06:36
  I fucking made it uh into one. So or I kind of made it
• 1:06:42
  into like something on my own. So I got the flaming on flaming flames
• 1:06:45
  on the on the brim, and I got some of the classic designs on
• 1:06:47
  there, so that's available. I got some pendents that I put up there
• 1:06:49
  yesterday and for the first time, oh my life, in a long time,
• 1:06:57
  this south though. Check this out. That's how you know I got
• 1:07:00
  a fucking vision for this ship, bro. I was scrolling on T shirts
• 1:07:04
  I wanted to buy and getting ideas, and I tap in world industries right
• 1:07:12
  well, industries A skateboard company. Skateboard company. Okay, okay, I
• 1:07:15
  remember that I remember one skateboard, so he would you look at this design?
• 1:07:18
  Son? Would you look at this design? They dead. I took
• 1:07:23
  this ship the same way I had Chili fucking do it. And that's how
• 1:07:27
  I know I'm fucking good. That's how I know I'm fucking good. Bro.
• 1:07:30
  And that design came out after our ship was out there. That's the
• 1:07:33
  official World Industries. That's the official World Industries design. Bro. Hilarious,
• 1:07:39
  Rodney Mullen bit my ship. I feel I feel hardered right now. You
• 1:07:43
  know what'd be hilarious if you try to sue them and they're like, yo,
• 1:07:46
  okay man, when we need to sue you before you can see us
• 1:07:48
  technically, but yeah, we stole it. Imagine they told you like,
• 1:07:50
  yeah, we stole it. The copycat is real, bro, like we
• 1:07:56
  saw it and we had to take. I can't tell you nothing that you
• 1:08:00
  like because I always write I was like very limited under fifty mains. So
• 1:08:02
  they're like, for you gonna assume me for fifty hats, I'm gonna solomon
• 1:08:05
  bore you even Yeah, she even goes through, I'd be like, I'm
• 1:08:08
  already ripping off some other Yeah, leave me alone. I'm gonna put this
• 1:08:12
  design out right now, check this out. Probably won't be able to see
• 1:08:15
  it in a couple of seconds, but pretty fucking snazzy deck. Let me
• 1:08:20
  see, is it? Is it the wet Willy smoking weed? No,
• 1:08:25
  it's not the wet Willy. Oh that is pretty die decked up chili Chili.
• 1:08:29
  Take this like like we're doing the own version of this. Make Xavier
• 1:08:34
  the water or make me the the fire person down. Yeah, somebody Rodney
• 1:08:41
  Mullen isn't in the world industry. I don't fucking know, bro, that's
• 1:08:44
  the only name that keep to fucking mind. All Right, I guess I
• 1:08:45
  guess it wasn't. I guess it was Tony Hawk. Yeah. No,
• 1:08:48
  First of all, Tony Hawk had a little bit more respect. Shout out
• 1:08:53
  to fucking Tony Hawk. That was the go dog birthhouses for nothing, motherfucker
• 1:09:00
  you. I kind of wish he smoked though I got him high. I
• 1:09:02
  told you, I kept believe the second dude, he was obliterated, bro,
• 1:09:06
  like he was he McDonald's. Rich people don't eat McDonald's. Oh you
• 1:09:12
  don't believe that, But I've seen rich people in McDonald's. Black rich people
• 1:09:15
  don't count. I've seen rich people or because at the dry because because like
• 1:09:20
  black rich people will still eat Popeyes and all this drive through ship regardless.
• 1:09:24
  Like I've seen Plies, I've seen t I, I've seen Rick Ross,
• 1:09:27
  all these motherfucking rich ass black foods that just they'll still eat McDonald's dog,
• 1:09:30
  you know what I'm saying. But like it's not like the real elite rich
• 1:09:33
  white people, they don't be eating that ship. They look at there's like
• 1:09:36
  cancer Burger. Check out this design, bro, I'm pulling it up right
• 1:09:40
  now. Pretty fucking tired, I must say, show up right now.
• 1:09:46
  Oh that's hard. So we need this. With the cats, they they
• 1:09:51
  took one of mind. Fuck this bro, like he's such such a cat
• 1:09:57
  person until the mall sees a cat hat. They gotta be tuxedo cats though.
• 1:10:00
  Oh yeah, he was so mad that there wasn't one in size.
• 1:10:03
  I didn't even care about the team. He was one. Yeah, he
• 1:10:05
  was willing to get one almost that didn't fit him. He's like, you
• 1:10:09
  think this is too big. I was like, if you got to ask
• 1:10:11
  me, you know it's too big. It's because this like that ship would
• 1:10:14
  literally like I look like the food from Daredevil with Ben Afflick, like like
• 1:10:17
  bullseye. I have a little mark on there. Somebody said Trump eats fast
• 1:10:23
  food. Ah, but Trump Trump Trump will have somebody stolen and get a
• 1:10:28
  whole new organ for him. You know what I mean. That's like rich
• 1:10:30
  people sho, that's like real rich people. Shit. Could you do that?
• 1:10:32
  Nah? I would just die whenever I need to die. You couldn't
• 1:10:35
  take someone's organ, no, because you know they're gonna it's gonna come from
• 1:10:38
  a fucked up place unless it's a donor. I don't want it. I
• 1:10:44
  don't want to go to the black market and pay and they're gonna they're gonna
• 1:10:46
  take some Chinese kids fucking kidney or some Brazilian kids kidney. Who's knocking to
• 1:10:51
  know whose? I don't care, Dude that should do that. I don't
• 1:10:54
  don't care. I'm not doing that. Like, if it's my time to
• 1:10:57
  go, my time to go, you know what I mean? Somebody said,
• 1:11:01
  we don't smoke the same bit spitfire, Hey, bro, just way
• 1:11:05
  to all the new ship I got I got coming up. Man, Chill
• 1:11:08
  is about to be Hella busy. So yeah, imagine right now she starts
• 1:11:12
  fucking getting nervous. She's like, man, she's like commissioners closed for all
• 1:11:15
  the year. Can I take this? You gotta step it up, open
• 1:11:21
  commission This is more money. That's problems and drinks and diet coke every day.
• 1:11:29
  Somebody said, would you show your organs if you were down bad?
• 1:11:31
  Nah? Hell now, bro, you know what I would do. That's
• 1:11:33
  the thing. You can't really find a Latino who's down bad. You know
• 1:11:36
  what Latino that's down bad is start selling oranges and flowers on the end of
• 1:11:41
  the freeway. That's us being down bad. Sometimes you you'll resort to it,
• 1:11:45
  like hustling corns and all that shit. And I'm not saying those people
• 1:11:46
  are down bad, but imagine if those people had papers to fucking to really
• 1:11:51
  be out there hustling. They'll take your job, which is exactly what they
• 1:11:54
  know we would fucking do. Take God jabs. Oh, that's why they
• 1:12:00
  that's why they stopped the bro. They look, they knew they couldn't let
• 1:12:02
  us learn English the proper way because we'd be better than the Chinese and the
• 1:12:05
  Indians, because if they let those fools, they're like, look all the
• 1:12:10
  fucking white fools. In the beginning, they were like Indians and fucking Chinese
• 1:12:15
  they can't crow, They're never gonna cross that river, that ocean to come
• 1:12:16
  over here. We gotta worry about the Mexicans. If they learned English and
• 1:12:20
  they worked this hard for this ship, we ain't gonna let them fucking get
• 1:12:24
  ahead. So they fucking straight up they stopped us from learning English and literally
• 1:12:30
  could build the whole fucking border. But they didn't. They didn't build the
• 1:12:32
  border in the ocean because but they didn't they can't. They literally didn't know
• 1:12:38
  that the fucking Chinese and the fucking Indians and the Hindu motherfuckers were gonna be
• 1:12:42
  working the and the and the Arabs were gonna come in here working just as
• 1:12:45
  hard. And then after that they were just like they learned English already in
• 1:12:48
  the motherland because they were close to Europe and they came in here prepared.
• 1:12:53
  Dog, we only got we got the fucking short end of the stick,
• 1:12:56
  bro, because we're not for nothing. We were here first. So like
• 1:13:01
  these fools had beef with us from the beginning. Dog, Hey, I
• 1:13:04
  gotta ask you, I'm pretty sure racing it Organ's coke. I know,
• 1:13:12
  have you guys seen the uh the Southwark? Yeah, dude, chicken,
• 1:13:18
  as it's so fucking good. Yeah, it's like, dude, it's like
• 1:13:24
  Cartman's a black Girl. No, that's the old one. It's not it's
• 1:13:28
  not it's not old. But they got a new new one. It's called
• 1:13:30
  it's called I guess Randy. I'm not going to spoil it because of what
• 1:13:32
  it is, but Randy starts leanding the plugs in. It is she Yeah,
• 1:13:38
  she comes out on the computer screen. Okay, she might have came
• 1:13:40
  out quick I have ever but but technically, you know, fucking Randy.
• 1:13:44
  Randy makes an only fans page. Oh that's all I gotta say. Dog,
• 1:13:47
  that's all I gotta say. Dog. If you know, you know
• 1:13:50
  you got Yeah, it's so it probably one of the best bro and they
• 1:13:54
  show so it's it's in some paramount. Uh. They show like straight sex,
• 1:14:00
  like dick. It's a cartoon. You can usually, No, they
• 1:14:03
  don't do it on Comedy Central. They'll bleep it, but they'll show it.
• 1:14:06
  We've seen scissoring on Comedy Central. Yeah, scissoring. No, this
• 1:14:10
  is they see they show straight penis and shaft. It's like, you're like,
• 1:14:14
  when I want to watching all that went that deep into animating there,
• 1:14:16
  Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say, you gotta it's it's even if
• 1:14:19
  I was like, well, there's a whole new level of animation now,
• 1:14:23
  yeah, shout out to fucking Trey Parker and uh and the other home I
• 1:14:26
  forget his name. Yeah, I don't know. I probably want And who's
• 1:14:29
  the other one? There's one I have to catch up. What is it
• 1:14:31
  on now? Paramount? Paramount, it's worth it, and that's another fucking
• 1:14:34
  app it's worth give me your account, bitch, Okay, but these are
• 1:14:36
  like exclusive episodes that like they ever give me your account had a deal on.
• 1:14:42
  But they're gonna still still gonna show their ship in comedy. So yeah,
• 1:14:45
  So so do you know what happened right the deal or what? So
• 1:14:47
  this is how they got away. Don't you cack com on it? Oh?
• 1:14:50
  I don't think so, but this this is how they got away with
• 1:14:53
  the deal. It's fucking shady, motherfucker's low key greedy, but this is
• 1:14:57
  what they get. So they had a contract deal with each for the series,
• 1:15:01
  ten episodes whatever whatever contract they made. Well, Paramount hit them up
• 1:15:05
  and be like, hey, we'll give you guys an exclusive deal and they're
• 1:15:08
  like, well, we're not more money, Like, well, we're not
• 1:15:11
  allowed to make episodes, and they're like, no, you'll make movies.
• 1:15:15
  That's how they went around the contract. And right now they're so fucking stacked.
• 1:15:19
  Like they talked about how they're so busy for being greedy and money hungry.
• 1:15:24
  Right now they're like, fuck, we should have done that deal.
• 1:15:26
  Somebody has to keep the rent up for I want to go there, man,
• 1:15:30
  we gotta make that shit happen. We're gonna start filming High and Hungry
• 1:15:35
  next week. Nice, Yeah, so everybody and those clips. I've been
• 1:15:42
  taking these classes too, that's it, dog. Nice's like literally, I've
• 1:15:47
  been listening to, like some of my favorite artists and listening to like some
• 1:15:49
  of their ship. Like, I've been listening to a lot of LaRusso and
• 1:15:53
  I respect him a lot. I feel like all success he has, he
• 1:15:56
  deserves it. He's embodied it himself and everything he's done. So but like
• 1:16:00
  he gives it. He gives a lot of game. And I'm gonna try
• 1:16:02
  a lot of different things. I'm not gonna do anything stupid like fucking viral
• 1:16:06
  and ship like that's not my thing because I'm not nobody's clown. But the
• 1:16:11
  thing is like the great content. But we just we just it's the logistics
• 1:16:15
  of it. That's all it is, bro, That's what stops us from
• 1:16:16
  getting a bigger audience. Like, how's that posting? Did you hold on?
• 1:16:20
  Let me do it today. I already did it. I've already paid
• 1:16:23
  for some money on it. Man. Someone who says loss was the trash
• 1:16:27
  artist. That's say, bro, hey gee, he's he's a Patren subscriber.
• 1:16:31
  Dude. People don't know to have their opinions over here. Fucking communist
• 1:16:35
  motherfucker. He was like, nope, trash your trash, bro. I'm
• 1:16:41
  gonna post that picture that somebody photo shop me with the chick. Somebody photoshopped
• 1:16:46
  me with that ship. That's how you are, bro. Somebody was I've
• 1:16:49
  a post it, bro, and someone should make you into that. If
• 1:16:54
  someone that knows how to do like AI, they should make it into that
• 1:16:57
  video. The guy says, you smoke fish, go to jail. It
• 1:17:00
  is go to jail. You haven't seen that video. It's just fucking dude,
• 1:17:03
  it's so funny. I think it reminds me more of you. But
• 1:17:08
  I said, day working for the devil rebel, see a bad little I
• 1:17:13
  swear that she got stuck in my headdog so fucking much. Dog hate that
• 1:17:15
  song. I hate everything I like that song, though, No you like
• 1:17:18
  them fucking catchiness of it. You don't like the words it fucking said.
• 1:17:21
  Bro, it's stupid. I don't put dick in my kid easy. Yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Yeah, I said, like, that's the one part where I was
• 1:17:29
  like, yeah, I don't sing that part. You skip over that part.
• 1:17:30
  Yeah, Like I'm a bad bitch, I'm a rebel, not that
• 1:17:32
  part. Yeah. But every time I see like the Rebel Alliance from Anything
• 1:17:38
  Star Wars, I play that in my head, your Rebel at video.
• 1:17:43
  You know that stupid bitch guy? Is that? That's actually right? Right?
• 1:17:45
  Who got considered number one rapper of the year? Buy some bullshit?
• 1:17:49
  I don't know. I don't keep up with stuff like that Times Magazine or
• 1:17:53
  some Tower song. Really, no one gave him a Rapper of the Year
• 1:17:57
  some bullshit like that. I don't know. Double So, I don't really
• 1:18:00
  care about these kind of titles anymore. Just like, just make good music,
• 1:18:02
  bro. It's been a while since I cared about Like, when's the
• 1:18:04
  last time you heard a whole whole album hip hop album? Bro doesn't count
• 1:18:12
  damn it. Oh wait, no, no, no album from number one
• 1:18:16
  to the bottom Dog and you were like, I actually have it, and
• 1:18:19
  you can say you zoned out. You actually were like, oh yeah,
• 1:18:23
  yeah, you sat there like back in I actually listened to two albums.
• 1:18:29
  One of them I'm trying to find the fucking name of this album in between
• 1:18:32
  Dreams by Jack Johnson. I was listening. I listened to that whole album
• 1:18:35
  I want to say, like three days ago, and then uh, what
• 1:18:39
  is it? Uh? I listened to the classic sugar Free Okay, yeah,
• 1:18:44
  alright, like literally, like because he has so many bangers on there.
• 1:18:47
  Fuck, what's the name of this motherfucking album? I have it on
• 1:18:49
  my playlist, but you know where all the fucking hits are at bro Street
• 1:18:53
  Gospel. Yeah. The only time I listened to a full album is like
• 1:18:57
  if I'm on like if I want to go to Vegas, I put it
• 1:19:00
  like the whole fucking documentary album by the Game That shit so fucking that just
• 1:19:05
  slaps. Oh. They said sexy Red song of the Year Rolling Stone.
• 1:19:12
  Stupid bitch, she's pregnant. Yeah, I know. She's like literally saying
• 1:19:16
  you can be a whole AMBI PREVT seen her sex tape. Disgusting. It's
• 1:19:20
  gross, bro, you don't want to see it. She's wearing a hair
• 1:19:21
  net. Nothing worse than sucking the bitch with the hair net. I've been
• 1:19:26
  there, the bitch with a hair net. Yeah, dude, threes with
• 1:19:30
  the hair net. Remember both bitches had a hair net and I pulled up
• 1:19:34
  and these bitches were wearing and I was like, oh man, but then
• 1:19:39
  there was four titties, so I forgot. Yeah, but Rolling Stone is
• 1:19:41
  kind of corny though. Yeah, they're trash straight up, all those bad
• 1:19:45
  I don't even know what magazines are around except for Playboard, and that's the
• 1:19:49
  kind of trash. Yeah. Also to everybody who's been wondering, uh if
• 1:19:53
  we're getting if you guys have any recommendations, or you guys got any ends
• 1:19:57
  on uh places to review for High and Hungary. We got a few places.
• 1:20:00
  But if you've got a few recommendations, or do you guys know a
• 1:20:02
  few people, definitely let me know because I'm gonna start making the schedule and
• 1:20:08
  every time we film, man, I gotta do cardio like four times a
• 1:20:10
  week. Man, I should throw a bone what we've never done Heritage.
• 1:20:17
  I feel like we should do heritage are we I'm down hit them up,
• 1:20:23
  let's do something with them. Hey are you doing I'm pretty sure I told
• 1:20:27
  you guys to do it. But it'd be tome down if we get it
• 1:20:29
  in as long as they don't charge seven eighty two dollars. If you guys
• 1:20:31
  do a High and Hungry at the LAFC Original, that'd be dope as fuck.
• 1:20:38
  What do you mean try all the food at the LAFC Original toke like
• 1:20:43
  that High Hungry there, Like, I mean, why not? Yeah,
• 1:20:45
  we could do that, but that but we should tell that. We should
• 1:20:47
  tell the forty two that day, be like, hey, man, bring
• 1:20:49
  some food because we're gonna film it. Yeah, it'd be dope. We're
• 1:20:51
  like yo, like everyone because I mean sometimes of food there's bomb and somebody
• 1:20:56
  saying super chats. Yeah, where the fuck they are? Bro, I
• 1:20:58
  was like, they'll be because Patreon only once we go Patren, they're not
• 1:21:04
  a lot of super chat Oh damn it, once we enlisted. You know
• 1:21:08
  that's why that's the you know, that's we've been telling you that you go
• 1:21:10
  to the light side or the dark sun. My fee fucking get your super
• 1:21:15
  chats. In the beginning of the fucking show. Bro, We'll read them
• 1:21:17
  at the end dead as would be the new fucking model, because I know
• 1:21:20
  some of you guys still stay here. I look at the fucking numbers.
• 1:21:24
  Dude, Hey, y'all, I mean this will brought it up that fool
• 1:21:27
  is still in there with no bail alex Amo in the eight or whatever,
• 1:21:31
  the Justice eight, whatever they call it. Bro, that's tough. And
• 1:21:35
  then now last I was fighting each other in front of the fucking in the
• 1:21:39
  front of the place, there just one fool saying, fuck food News,
• 1:21:42
  you can't be in here, and that fool's like, I'm just trying to
• 1:21:44
  support homie, and then like they start fighting over it or like they start
• 1:21:47
  arguing. I'm like, that's the thing, bro, Like I love my
• 1:21:50
  people, bro, but like the you know, the biggest hater to a
• 1:21:57
  Mexican or Latino is another lat you know, it's fucked up. Well but
• 1:22:03
  no, but yeah, but it's like, but this is this is something.
• 1:22:06
  It's dumb when you have to remind Rasa that you can't bring shorts into
• 1:22:10
  a courthouse. Dog. That wasn't all the polls with the chick. You
• 1:22:18
  can't bring fucking shorts and a fucking hat to the courthouse. Man, though,
• 1:22:21
  Bro, you want to represent, you want to show that we're here,
• 1:22:25
  show up nice formerly put a but for it's tough. Oh no bail.
• 1:22:31
  That means they're That means they're trying to get them hard hard. Yeah.
• 1:22:40
  Yeah, they said that got beat up. But I mean, I'm
• 1:22:44
  pretty sure they were going after him. But he's also one. Yeah,
• 1:22:49
  yeah, he's also one. I mean, like, I know, when
• 1:22:51
  you're like he's it sucks because sometimes these fools are gonna have the second thing.
• 1:22:57
  Know, the cameras were out, They're like, come here full yeah,
• 1:23:00
  straight up, man, the one thing I was gonna one thing I
• 1:23:02
  was gonna say too. Oh yeah. If you guys follow my my my
• 1:23:06
  page, my YouTube, the flavors by he's on one or the he Zone
• 1:23:11
  page, there's a new video premiering right after the show at eleven thirty,
• 1:23:15
  So head on over to that page so you guys can watch the footage of
• 1:23:17
  the day I killed somebody at the LAFC game with the rs SO shout out
• 1:23:20
  to the Turbo. He commented, I'm alive in there, but Turbo was
• 1:23:25
  drunk at the fucking I think get exchange too. Yeah, Turbo was wasted,
• 1:23:28
  wasted, b Yeah, he started yelling about soccer. Shout out to
• 1:23:33
  him though. He's the homie for sure. And remember they had the big
• 1:23:35
  the big homie. They try to tell that fool that like they wanted to
• 1:23:39
  get him fucked up, and then he had a standof business. He was
• 1:23:42
  like, I'm trying to chill man like, he's like stop bro, like
• 1:23:45
  because he's like, I'm not gonna make it. You have to respect that
• 1:23:49
  though. Hey he's on the chat right now on Turbo. Yeah, somebody
• 1:23:56
  said I was wasted as fuck. Yeah, they were trying to get Big
• 1:23:59
  a little to drink wore. I was like, food and a big homie
• 1:24:00
  tells you he doesn't want to drink no more. It's because he doesn't want
• 1:24:02
  somebody, you guys to pick him up. I was like, that's like
• 1:24:05
  me, like, I literally want to tell you guys, hey, I'm
• 1:24:08
  gonna throw up because I don't want to buy and you want to To top
• 1:24:11
  it off, bro, stop getting drunk full of big fools drunk as fuck
• 1:24:14
  because when they throw up, it's a lot to throw up to clean up.
• 1:24:16
  Dog, that's like seven tacos. Sad Tholso Chat whatever he drink to
• 1:24:20
  get him to throw up, and uh, they clean and they're probably gonna
• 1:24:26
  clean it up here dogs, So there's no way him in on homies.
• 1:24:30
  You could get wasted. Yeah. If that foods like Ray or Xavier size,
• 1:24:34
  it's cool. Oh fucking day, I could carry Ray with one hand.
• 1:24:38
  Yeah. Like, but but what I'm saying is like Tommy, oh,
• 1:24:41
  hey on, no, bro, you need a toll trunk. Well,
• 1:24:43
  imagine all the candy candy canes from mack of Coca Cola. Yeah,
• 1:24:46
  hey, I bet you if Tommy were to ever get a cold or a
• 1:24:49
  colonoscopy. Food fucking shit's like coming out from nineteen ninety one. A fucking
• 1:24:56
  big mac with the box. Isn't there a fucking he a bowl out of
• 1:25:00
  cheek lit this big swallow candy. As a little kid, Tommy swallows gum,
• 1:25:05
  dude, Yeah, dude, Like like we're like, he's like,
• 1:25:09
  oh, I can't spit out the gum. What's the trash? Just I'm
• 1:25:13
  like, dude, that ship is not good for you. Yeah, dude,
• 1:25:15
  that's just crazy that he probably eats the fruit with a sticker on it.
• 1:25:18
  He's like a fucking great white He's like a great white dog. Nah,
• 1:25:23
  he's more like a whale. Chill dude, Chill Dick. We love
• 1:25:26
  you tom Remember the last episode. I was listening to it where like where
• 1:25:30
  they no, he tries to be he tries, he tries to be modest.
• 1:25:33
  He's like, actually been chilling on the sweets actually, and then fucking
• 1:25:39
  uh. Eric Avocado says, He's like, you just ate six packs of
• 1:25:42
  gushers in front of me, like you know, and he was like yeah,
• 1:25:45
  but you know, like he just stays quiet, bron He was like,
• 1:25:48
  and you're asking me if you if I want my doctor pepper. Yeah,
• 1:25:53
  So I got a question. You guys heard the singing? Who won
• 1:25:57
  the singing? Tommy Dick come out at the end of all the surprise when
• 1:26:00
  Homie hit the deal. Next the homie Jason one that a little bit.
• 1:26:04
  Yeah, next time he's out here, let's have him singing. And then
• 1:26:08
  Tommy's defense, Tommy don't sing a dell talk. That's not Tommy's that's not
• 1:26:14
  the reggae though, buddy, you know he but he sings himself up dog,
• 1:26:17
  but the reggae though. And when he hits the fucking be sent to
• 1:26:20
  be sent the notes Dog that's you. No notes. But I think if
• 1:26:26
  Tommy, Tommy took classes and fixed his teeth, I think he could be
• 1:26:30
  the next to tel. I think, like honestly, fixing his teeth is
• 1:26:33
  gonna be like when you know when you see like a like Disneyland says we're
• 1:26:36
  expanding, but it's not gonna be for like four, four or five years.
• 1:26:41
  Like I feel like like that just has to put like a little side
• 1:26:44
  he be like, we ain't gonna see Tommy for four years. He's gonna
• 1:26:48
  have a picture of what it's gonna look like the future, said over overweight
• 1:26:53
  Piranha. Dude, that guy said it bast dog that ship with the cake,
• 1:26:57
  that's the cake right straight up. Well eats anything. He doesn't really
• 1:27:00
  gain on that. Like he's big, but he's not. Like like the
• 1:27:03
  way he eats, he should be bigger, right he don't. Yeah,
• 1:27:05
  but he's like fluffy big too. He somebody goes to his legs. You
• 1:27:09
  never notice that fucking dick that's not muscle. He can't. Hey he has
• 1:27:13
  cankles. Food. No no, no, no, no, you've never
• 1:27:15
  noticed this. Tell me I'm burning you out right now. Fuck it,
• 1:27:17
  I don't care. So it's hard for Tommy to wear jeans, dog.
• 1:27:20
  That's why he wears a lot of shorts. It's hard for his for the
• 1:27:25
  for the pants to go over those fucking caskets in the dog. Well,
• 1:27:29
  they're thick, brother, like that fucking huge, bro damn big. You
• 1:27:34
  know, hey, what what if one day right, like I'm like,
• 1:27:41
  we get him here, right and then we're like, hey, we're gonna
• 1:27:43
  try to help you. But I'm like, hey, man, I'm gonna
• 1:27:45
  make marcuritas or something like something you know that LI could blend in. But
• 1:27:48
  down there, I put three scoops of fiber and his ship that I help
• 1:27:51
  him to fucking clog up your bathroom because fiber takes a lot to hit,
• 1:27:56
  so he so it's not gonna hit till he gets home. Don't be doing
• 1:28:00
  that ship you talk over here about like dude, oar should go to jail.
• 1:28:05
  That's not a good friend. Fiber is good for you, you piece
• 1:28:08
  of ship you got doing roofie people, don't You don't know if he wants
• 1:28:12
  fiber in his food or not. Mane, what if he just doesn't want
• 1:28:15
  What if he likes to bucking be fucking all I could be taking out the
• 1:28:18
  cancer sticker down there or something. You know what I mean with the fiber,
• 1:28:21
  don't be roofing. I've been here when you rolled up a joint for
• 1:28:24
  me and little did I know that was fucking tobacco in there. Well,
• 1:28:27
  that's when you were not doing your part, bro, No not to wanted
• 1:28:29
  to hurt you. Nah, And I didn't even notice. I don't know
• 1:28:31
  why I didn't notice it. I was like, this tastes weird. I
• 1:28:33
  was like, somebody said, it's a fiber and m dm A are two
• 1:28:38
  totally different things. That's exactly what I'm saying. Bro, you're fucking retarded
• 1:28:42
  if you think that's on the same level. Like what he's gonna do,
• 1:28:45
  go home and fucking take a ship before he hugs his kids. Like that's
• 1:28:47
  the worst thing you can have. Would you ever had a would you ever
• 1:28:51
  do an enema? Someone said that if I have to, like, if
• 1:28:56
  I have to, like, if I don't think there's a need, like,
• 1:28:59
  then there's a need to. That's there's no need to. Okay,
• 1:29:01
  I'm just saying, like a medical purpose that is is there, that's there's
• 1:29:04
  questions you do that frame on ship. Yes, there is a medical reason
• 1:29:10
  bro, Like, I think you have to do it when like your ship
• 1:29:12
  has to be cleaned out and they have to check it is done at the
• 1:29:15
  hospital. Yeah, look, bro, end up doing that at home,
• 1:29:18
  is what I don't. I don't think that like look bro, like not
• 1:29:20
  for nothing, Bro, Like there is as a man, there's there like
• 1:29:26
  the one part where it's excluded where you're like, look, man, any
• 1:29:29
  other fucking scenario, this will be kind of gay. But I have to
• 1:29:31
  do this to make sure I don't have asshole cancer. Like this is the
• 1:29:34
  only that's the only time it's okay for something to go up your ass,
• 1:29:40
  Like if if if the fucking call and ask Al Pete fucking fool has to
• 1:29:43
  tell me, like, all right, dog, you're drugged up. We're
• 1:29:45
  gonna have to take a look. I'm gonna have to just close my eyes
• 1:29:47
  and just fucking just go for it. Bro, he's a doctor, That's
• 1:29:51
  what I'm saying. So I'm not gonna be here be gay with me,
• 1:29:55
  like like I'm not like that's just like the look, Bro, it's either
• 1:29:59
  that, like I'd rather have that that for me to be like in a
• 1:30:01
  cask and be like how gay of me? All dead? You know what
• 1:30:04
  I'm saying, like, nah, I still call cap On like some flower
• 1:30:09
  season pistaf him, but I still call cap On that dog, oh fool.
• 1:30:13
  We know exactly what it was, the over amount of years of drinking
• 1:30:15
  of medicine that you didn't need. Season. I had this homie dog.
• 1:30:24
  I had this homie dead ass dog, like I haven't seen him in a
• 1:30:27
  while. But I don't know if Ethel still sipping, but I remember this
• 1:30:30
  fool went to the hospital, got kidney stones from the soda and everything got
• 1:30:34
  out, had the scar and walk was walking around and saysh mmmmm hmm,
• 1:30:40
  fucking siping lean And I'm like, a fool, I just wish you get
• 1:30:43
  well, like you were in the hospital bed and he was like, yeah,
• 1:30:45
  but I fucked that ship, so fuck might get well. Yeah,
• 1:30:49
  Like I was like, it was just started sitting there. I was like,
• 1:30:51
  and he was like what happened? And then he was like, you
• 1:30:55
  know, I had kidney stones, you know, from drinking too much of
• 1:30:57
  the juice. And then I was like but they took him out and he's
• 1:31:00
  like yeah, so he's like I can start over again. And I was
• 1:31:02
  like, dude, no MO missed dog. I was like that ship was
• 1:31:06
  Joe saying, says, but how many guys turned gay after none? Full?
• 1:31:12
  I don't think you're going there want I don't think. I don't think
• 1:31:15
  you go in there. Yeah, like I crico. I'm like some gay
• 1:31:17
  guys are Like I'm pretty sure some guys get should get it like once a
• 1:31:20
  year, just in case, Like if they have to drug you, you
• 1:31:26
  should already fucking know that that fool's not gay or or he's he for sure
• 1:31:30
  probably does he does. He's not like that because I'm like, he's already
• 1:31:32
  nervous about you penetrating his ass. I would imagine like if somebody like if
• 1:31:36
  you're if you're homosexual, and and you know and and and you gotta go
• 1:31:41
  ahead and uh, you don't get a colony. I'm not gonna I'm not
• 1:31:44
  gonna say it's like, uh, what is it? Hot dog in the
• 1:31:46
  hallway? But you know what I'm saying, Like, I'm pretty sure it's
• 1:31:48
  a way he's more feasible for the doctor to give a I don't know,
• 1:31:53
  a gay person to kol they take a dick man, you know what I'm
• 1:31:59
  saying, Like, would you rather get okay? Okay? Someone brought it
• 1:32:02
  up. Would you rather hear you? Here? Was the would you rather
• 1:32:05
  section of the Sucking Show? Would you rather get a catheter or out of
• 1:32:11
  kidney stone? Out of kidney stone? That means you're fucking sick. Well,
• 1:32:17
  if I guess if you got to get Catherine there, I guess you're
• 1:32:19
  sick too. They can laser them now like Star Warship. Like that sounds
• 1:32:25
  great, okay, Why would you say we gotta put that noise of the
• 1:32:29
  Yeah, I got the Star wars You guys think the kidney stone is way
• 1:32:32
  more painful. I wouldn't know, but I'm sure it is. Catherine can't
• 1:32:38
  be that bad. I mean, that's your tripping Donald. The kidney stone
• 1:32:43
  that goes inside your peacle dog. But it's like a doctor there. You
• 1:32:46
  can's not really dang. I don't know for maybe that's okay. You're not
• 1:32:55
  a man until you man. Somebody say you can get a kidney stone and
• 1:33:01
  go on Big Thunder Thunder Mountain and Disneyland and get it out the fuck.
• 1:33:08
  That's maybe that's why? You know what though? Sometimes that like sometimes they
• 1:33:12
  could break in there and sometimes you could be peeing very small kidney stones.
• 1:33:15
  You don't know. They're not all painful. No, I do believe that.
• 1:33:18
  Yeah, I'm talking about the big one, like a big, big
• 1:33:20
  one. The only reason and the only reason you should have a big kidney
• 1:33:28
  stone like that is because you're really not active. Bro. I think a
• 1:33:30
  lot of active people pass a lot of kidney stones, but they're not painful
• 1:33:33
  them out or they sweat them out. Yeah. Like food. After eating
• 1:33:38
  like the Christmas diet, I felt like a p I G pig dog.
• 1:33:42
  So I went to the gym, right, dog, I had two sauna
• 1:33:46
  suits on. They had to mop the floor. Dog. I felt bad.
• 1:33:49
  How long were you there for in the sauna? No? In the
• 1:33:54
  running? Oh oh, I'm back to fun. I realized who was the
• 1:33:59
  person that told me, like a food, those shoes. Ah, that's
• 1:34:02
  nasty that goes in your little people. That's that's disgusting. Yeah, rather
• 1:34:11
  take that back because he's well. Because somebody said they have different gauges of
• 1:34:16
  catheters because predict predicts that you predict said it. No, predict said the
• 1:34:21
  catheter stayed in him for like a couple of days. It's not like man,
• 1:34:30
  oh that's just nasty, bro. Yeah, food, I think a
• 1:34:40
  catheter is only easy when you're a woman. I mean they get cathters to
• 1:34:45
  to They yeah, a female can get a catheter. Yeah, they stick
• 1:34:50
  it in the Yeah. Yeah. Vaina love but China. I was like,
• 1:35:00
  it sounds so and it sounds so like not cool and span. We
• 1:35:02
  had this chick in high school for the last name was Behina and we would
• 1:35:05
  colored vagina back obviously yeah oh yeah. But somebody said, uh yeah if
• 1:35:13
  I when I went to the gym, and I was like, I was
• 1:35:15
  wondering, somebody said something about their back being fucked up because of the running
• 1:35:18
  shoes. I forget. We had this conversation here and I was like,
• 1:35:21
  man, I threw out all the fucking running shoes that I had, right,
• 1:35:24
  I had like three pairs, and I was like, I've had you
• 1:35:26
  guys fucking two years. My back's too hurts. Fuck you. I threw
• 1:35:29
  them out and I was like that pair of hookahs or hookahs that I got.
• 1:35:31
  I was like, hey, man, I'm taking these out and you're
• 1:35:34
  gonna become the running shoes dog. I've never had such a comfortable fucking run.
• 1:35:40
  I ran up these stairs this morning and I didn't feel now one pain
• 1:35:44
  and usually I'm limping afterwards, dog, so shout out to hokah. Not
• 1:35:47
  that I'm sponsored or anything like that, but one day I will be and
• 1:35:50
  uh, you know, hey, what you know, you know what I
• 1:35:54
  do want to do though this year I put it on my my list.
• 1:35:58
  I'm trying to I'm gonna, I'm gona. I'm gonna do at least one
• 1:36:00
  or two of those running things, even if it's a five k marathon or
• 1:36:03
  ten k. I think I could do it. Yeah, five k can
• 1:36:06
  definitely. That's I do five k every more, like not your money,
• 1:36:09
  but like every time I go to the gym and that like ten k is
• 1:36:12
  six so like I know I've done that. Like I'm pretty tired, but
• 1:36:15
  I'm gonna do that just for like kind of like self dis like not disciplit,
• 1:36:17
  but just kind of endurance. Bro. It's like it's a self fulfillment.
• 1:36:23
  Somebody say YouTube has blocked super Chat. No, no, it has
• 1:36:26
  not blocked it. We're on Patreon only right now, so straight up,
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  It's not gonna be free. Dude, you think it's gonna be free
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  it's not running there like an idiot. It's an employee thing. I can
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  you have so many plugs. You can go in with what I think I'm
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  a I should block this, Like, let's see if I get a part
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  time job at Disneyland. Not in this le, but let's just see if
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  I, like, if somebody like me, where could I get in through
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  the fucking process. I mean, I would not a job and say I
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  is my third interview. I can't believe they have it. College we forget,
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  then we forget. I try to fucking uh. I applied for you
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  for your Universal studios and I just never got a call back. You wouldn't
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  you wouldn't give me the social. I'm not gonna give you my social.
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  You can sell it. I'm not gonna sell it. I just want to.
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  I wanted to get you hired for a fucking Universal so you can fucking
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  what's up? He's gonna give me the room rule. J G says those
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  Disney runs are wow. My ex's mom was about those. You get a
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  medal after you do it. See, I want that Mickey Mouse medal.
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  I'll sell that ship. We give you fat personal amount, dude. It's
• 1:39:00
  only it's not fair. You're not a fat person if you run it the
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  whole way. Like if you're one of these fools with fucking fat ass burying
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  arms, you know what I mean. Like, that's fucking different, bro.
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  Like if you got fucking cottage cheese arms and you're going there with like
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  some size of Nike shorts that you had to order online, yeah, bro,
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  you're probably gonna walk it the whole way. Bro, I got running
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  gear. I can fucking do this'nter you always are extra hater Today I'm gonna
• 1:39:26
  fucking throw this EDI boy. You for stupid. Marathons are retarded. The
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  fuck's the point of a marathon? It's all run by yourself? Why do
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  you need it for what? And just to have a number you're gonna it's
• 1:39:35
  a goal thing. You don't have goals. It feels good to accomplish.
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  I don't know why you need to Why does anyone conspiracy podcasts? Why can't
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  these soccer players made by themselves? Because I'm waking people up, That's why.
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  But for real, no, no, no, for what's the point
• 1:39:49
  of marathons? Literally? Literally, what's the point of americons? Not literally
• 1:39:53
  what's the point of marathon? Like? So you run with other idiots at
• 1:39:56
  the same time, But we could you can ask the same thing about what
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  we're doing, right, Why are we podcast entertaining? People? Know we're
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  entertaining people know what? Really the point of America's entertained on some He said
• 1:40:05
  for a goal, But I don't understand why you have to pay to do
• 1:40:08
  this goal? Go because I want to know that my body can physically and
• 1:40:11
  you could do that without giving them twenty bucks to run for five societal thing
• 1:40:15
  to do. Man, you know it's it's just a thing. It's a
• 1:40:17
  thing to do. Yeah, retarded, dude, is pussy the only thing
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  that gives you fulfillment? Pussy there, but that's not that's not according to
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  fucking hill blurr. Pussy is BS, so then everything else is BS.
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  I don't know, dude, this whole fucking I need to go run with
• 1:40:30
  other people so I can, like, they're my motivation if if I'm an
• 1:40:33
  quit if they're not here, it's a round with a group sometimes, you
• 1:40:36
  know, keep yourself up and ship and things. Look, Rudy says,
• 1:40:40
  most marathons fun charities, you fucking asshole. Okay, there we go,
• 1:40:45
  there we go, There we go, there we go. So you're that
• 1:40:47
  cause all right, I didn't know that. All right. So you donate
• 1:40:49
  the money and then they give it to charity, yeah, like the children's
• 1:40:51
  hospital or okay, cool Cols was more. Okay, But what if I
• 1:40:55
  get first place? Do I get any of the money, Like I mean,
• 1:40:57
  if you if you win certain marathons, you get like a car,
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  okay, or like a big ass like prize, Like it's it's a big
• 1:41:02
  deal. Can I see now like I might want to run, but usually
• 1:41:06
  like it's like somebody from Kenya that wins. Like it's like somebody some chick
• 1:41:11
  from Kenya that looks like she's a w N B A. She's running.
• 1:41:15
  Yeah, like for some chick that's like keating body and she's just running.
• 1:41:20
  I'm gonna, I'm gonna donate for a home for a crackhead to run around
• 1:41:25
  all you fools around. Shot him up like a racehorse. Uh, around
• 1:41:29
  your fools and if I tell him, if he wins, he gets another
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  a ball see you at the end. Yeah, but either way, I
• 1:41:35
  don't know. I'm gonna. I'm gonna definitely I want to do two of
• 1:41:38
  those this. Hey g When I run marathons, I wear sunglasses, started
• 1:41:42
  asses bouncing the whole time. That's motivation. There you go. Yeah,
• 1:41:46
  I'm just weight, old lady, old lad. But all right, Mickey,
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  Mickey, Minnie and some of the characters run with you with a marathon.
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  Come on, dog, how I pick is that I'm a block that
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  ship. Take that in my GoPro. Imagine they give me the water like
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  goofy. He knows me because I always kick it there. You know,
• 1:42:03
  I've seen this and I didn't make this up. But at a marathon,
• 1:42:06
  I imagine someone sit there. I've seen that. I don't know if it
• 1:42:10
  was real or not, but people are running by and vodka. No,
• 1:42:13
  they're like they're running by. They're like, hey, it looks like you
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  need to pick me up or you want to bump. It was just running
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  by. I was like, Oh, that's comedy. Yeah, but oh
• 1:42:24
  see this makes sense. In Fullerton. I didn't do it because I didn't
• 1:42:29
  go to Florton College, but I guess call it the Flortson College. They
• 1:42:31
  have an Undies run, but right before finals, everybody goes running and level
• 1:42:36
  no one like aund. I don't want to be running around in my underwear
• 1:42:42
  because my fucking sack is gonna swing. Yeah, for bitches to see what
• 1:42:45
  they're gonna suck on later. Why not? What do you mean? I
• 1:42:49
  just said other chicks saying, that's what chicks really think about when that happens.
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  Really, if it's swinging around the way he's talking about, Yeah,
• 1:42:57
  he's gonna say that ships swinging left and right. Dude, when you when
• 1:43:00
  you run, dude, your sack past friction. That's why they have tights
• 1:43:03
  to fucking hold your second place, because try running with just like you're gonna
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  my fucking athletic fucking boxers that are meant for like my slides for soccer.
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  I'm wearing like the loose boxers. Like, but that shit fucking hang for
• 1:43:20
  the undies run and full or ten straight before fucking finals week. Yeah,
• 1:43:26
  you're you're just a hater for the run runners, dude. I just said
• 1:43:29
  I would do the run right now, Go do that one, like,
• 1:43:31
  I like, let me fucking run for like kids in the children's hospital or
• 1:43:35
  some shit. Bro a not for nothing. When I want to go drop
• 1:43:38
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• 1:43:43
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  locations at goat Global. You can find us at go Global South La.
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  you can also follow I'm sorry, and you can also get it in go
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  Bay, For all my people in the Inland Empire, I didn't forget about
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  you too. I got the phone call. Guess what, all my Sam
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  Bernardino people, I spend a lot of time I'm out there. You can
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  find it at the following if you're in San Bernardino, and make sure you
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  stop by the one and only cake House in San Bernardino. And for all
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  my people that grew up in the gated community of Lake elsinor like my friend
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  Xavier, make sure you hit up the one and only nug Hub. That's
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  right, like porn Hub, but nug Hub. Make sure you fucking stop
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  by there Lake elsinor get yourself a pro pen. You can also find a
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  nice healthy amount of inventory at the one and only place in the valley,
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  Green Angel eight one eight. I know it's just one location, but that's
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  gonna change soon, but believe me for right now, stop by Green Angel
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  eight one eight in the valley. Also another spot that you can stop buying
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  downtown La is the one and only Green Moon on Pico. Make sure you
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  stop by Green Moon on Pico. And if that's too far for you from
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  the area of Peako where you're at, you can also stop by Foreign on
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  Pico as well, right across from the Post office, Foreign on Pico as
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  well. Well. Guess what I know, this is just California. There's
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  some states out there, like hey, we need the pro pen too.
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  We need the propen too. Guess what, Arizona, we thought about you
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  too. Make sure you hit up the healing center right there at the Needles
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  a Z Border. You can stop by there, get hooked up, get
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  yourself from propen, and let them know what's up. We wouldn't be shit
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  without your stores. We wouldn't be shipped without the people and the patients out
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  there who make this, make it happen, and most importantly, all the
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  viewers that are watching this. Thank you for requesting us in your store.
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