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Whoops! All Quizster, Part One: The Gang Reunites · Ridiculous History

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  Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to
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  Speaker 1: the show Ridiculous Historians, as always, who want to thank
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  Speaker 1: our super producer, mister Max Williams.
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  Speaker 2: Bah humbug.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's funny. You're nol Brown. I've been bullying.
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 1: I had a great conversation about the word humbug because
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  Speaker 1: get this, I watched for some reason, three versions of
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  Speaker 1: a Christmas Carol of the Dickens story in a row.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you have done this to yourself, Ben, because
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  Speaker 3: you know I get in situations.
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  Speaker 2: Are you Are you okay?
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, you didn't even let us get through our
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  Speaker 3: Scrooge discussion.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Scrooge, Scrooge.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love that he used to be cool.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, he and I man, we had such good times.
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  Speaker 4: That is That is.
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  Speaker 1: The big secret we wanted to reveal to you folks,
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  Speaker 1: long time Ridiculous Historians. You know that we have a
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  Speaker 1: nemeses on this show. Well we have several. There's Cheryl Crow.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, well, I thought we made up with Cheryl Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we have a ceasefire with Cheryl Crow.
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  Speaker 1: We also have finally returning after quite some time here
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the year, we have the man,
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  Speaker 1: the myth legend Jonathan Strickland aka the Twister and Noel.
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  Speaker 1: You and I have spent a lot of time over
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four talking about his return.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, is this like twin Peaks the return? That's a
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  Speaker 2: fire walk with me.
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  Speaker 4: Alone.
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  Speaker 2: More is a bit of a red Room type figure.
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  Speaker 3: He's sort of like a demonic force that exists between worlds.
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  Speaker 4: All I have to say is wow, Bob Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Carm Embozia.
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  Speaker 1: Indeed, sir, Yeah, that gum you like is going to
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  Speaker 1: come back in style, never left, never left, still here,
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  Speaker 1: and so has the quizter, never left, always here in.
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  Speaker 2: Spirit at the King.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the end of the year, we decided, well,
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  Speaker 1: I say decided, we came to you hats in hands
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  Speaker 1: and asked if you would grace us or curse us
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  Speaker 1: with your presence.
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  Speaker 3: Which one's the spooky ghost in a Christmas Carol? Is
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  Speaker 3: that Christmas Future? Yeah, you're a bit of a ghost
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  Speaker 3: of Christmas future type figure.
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  Speaker 4: Jacob Marley is pretty darn spooky. He's the one who
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  Speaker 4: tells Scrooge he'll be cast in chains for all eternity,
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  Speaker 4: dead by dawn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Also also ghosts of Christmas present has the two really
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  Speaker 4: freaky children ignorance and why yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh jeez, you're going from the original source material.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking more Scrooged kind of interprets Scrooge is a classic.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saving Scrooge towards the end of the year.
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  Speaker 4: Which did you watch?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, this is There was one from nineteen
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  Speaker 1: thirty eight, which was way closer to the Dickensian source material. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: there was one from the seventies, and I'm sure there's
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  Speaker 1: an actor that I should know by name there. But
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  Speaker 1: and then there was one from like a I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get a taste, you guys. I wanted a flight
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  Speaker 1: of Christmas carols, so I tried one from the mid nineties.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what a good one is that I
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  Speaker 3: kind of forgot about as a Muppet Christmas Carol Michael
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  Speaker 3: it is so straight.
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  Speaker 2: So is he ever emits the Muppets. It really works.
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  Speaker 3: They have two Jacob Marley's and I hate that Marley
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  Speaker 3: and Marley. It's just oh, I hate it with all
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  Speaker 3: But they.
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  Speaker 2: Have a whole musical numbers. It's good.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I know. I watched the burlesque numbers set to
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  Speaker 4: it just the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Do you also hate fun and Christmas parties? Presence?
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  Speaker 4: Have you not met me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a minute, all right, So where any
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  Speaker 3: ben where any.
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  Speaker 4: Of the musicals you watched, or any of the Scrooges
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  Speaker 4: you watch musicals? That's what I need to know.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, the.
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  Speaker 4: Oddly enough No, So the nineteenth That's why I was asking,
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  Speaker 4: because I was thinking the nineteen seventy one seventies one
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  Speaker 4: could possibly have been Scrooge the Musical, which is my
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  Speaker 4: favorite interpretation of a Christmas Gerald.
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  Speaker 3: Now, is that based on the stage production of a
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  Speaker 3: Christmas Carol that's so popular around the holidays?
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  Speaker 4: I believe it's it's independent of any of the I
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  Speaker 4: know that there had been staged versions that use some
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  Speaker 4: of the same songs from Scrooge the Musical.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one I'm having a hard time remembering whether
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  Speaker 3: the Christmas Carol that I know from my youth that
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  Speaker 3: always would come around every year, was it a.
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  Speaker 2: Musical or was it just a dialogue driven.
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  Speaker 4: The one I love had Obi Wan Kenobi as Jacob Marley.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, do the song?
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  Speaker 4: Oh what the song?
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  Speaker 3: I like?
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  Speaker 4: The song is the don give very much? Thank give
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  Speaker 4: very much. That's the nicest thing than anyone's ever done
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  Speaker 4: for me. That's the that's the big one.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know you were gonna say.
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  Speaker 3: It's the song done at the end. The song is
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  Speaker 3: done at the end where all the people have come
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  Speaker 3: together to celebrate Scrooge's death. It's when he's seeing the
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  Speaker 3: future of but Scrooge. Scrooge hasn't figured out that he's dead.
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  Speaker 3: In this future. He thinks everyone really likes him. So
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  Speaker 3: it's this juxtaposition of just sixth.
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  Speaker 2: Sense kind of situation.
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  Speaker 4: It's so it's so beautiful. It's such a joyous song
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  Speaker 4: about someone having kicked the bucket. Not that I can
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  Speaker 4: draw any corollaries to things that are happening right now,
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  Speaker 4: but certainly I've seen it.
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  Speaker 3: Is this when is tiny Tim also deceased in the scenarium?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, in that version, Yes, tiny tiny Tip is six.
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  Speaker 3: Feet under in that he succumbed to the condition.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, he died. He died from congenital tininess.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a it's a tragedy, and it may
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  Speaker 1: seem a small tragedy, but it is supporting.
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  Speaker 4: It's a it's a it's a very short tragedy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And this is a short lived bit you
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  Speaker 1: could tell folks we have some big end of the
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  Speaker 1: year energy. We're playing fast and loose with this uh
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  Speaker 1: as furious fast and furiously loose, which is how my
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  Speaker 1: doctor describes never mind.
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  Speaker 2: So we are we're gonna love coologists.
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, I don't know if he's a real doctor.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Can we just tokyo drift into the quiz put please?
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  Speaker 3: This is the thing we got to fill time, John, This.
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  Speaker 2: Is the setup.
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  Speaker 1: So long time ridiculous historians, you will know that for
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  Speaker 1: many years now, uh apropos of whatever episodes we cover,
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  Speaker 1: our nemeses, the the Quist will come to the show
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  Speaker 1: and then will subject us to a series of torturous
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  Speaker 1: mind experiments.
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  Speaker 2: Noel, you remember.
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  Speaker 3: These, well, something of a mind freak that that that
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  Speaker 3: that Quist.
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  Speaker 1: So Jonathan aka the quizter. Uh you have been, as
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  Speaker 1: Noel said, uh, lurking in the shadows all these many episodes,
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  Speaker 1: and at some point there was something that in some
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  Speaker 1: episode we did that in fired you to yet again
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  Speaker 1: begin our old greatest of games.
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  Speaker 4: Well, let me explain a little bit here. I was
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  Speaker 4: the reason why you've not heard from me and so
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  Speaker 4: long is that twenty twenty four has been sort of
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  Speaker 4: a year of reflection and self discovery and self actualization,
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  Speaker 4: if you will. I went on a sojourn to really
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  Speaker 4: reflect and think hard about this animosity that has grown
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  Speaker 4: between us, and perhaps wonder if, mayhaps there'll be a
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  Speaker 4: way to settle things and have us all become friends.
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  Speaker 4: And as I thought about this, I then perused your
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  Speaker 4: episodes and something, something caught my attention that filled me
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  Speaker 4: with such strange.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, such this is such intense loathing, some might say
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  Speaker 3: unadulterated loathing. Be any number of episodes, yes, but there's
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  Speaker 3: one in particular that got me. And it's not the
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  Speaker 3: one we're going to quiz you about yet. No, that
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  Speaker 3: that I have to save.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saving.
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  Speaker 2: This.
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  Speaker 4: This is more about Vikings, about Vikings and kitty cats.
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  Speaker 2: Right, we did. That was a fun episode. Turns out
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  Speaker 2: the Viking kiddies didn't have braided you know.
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  Speaker 3: Beards and little little little helmets, little hoarded helmets.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I have. I have some Viking quizzes for you. Right,
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  Speaker 4: A quiz A quiz?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're going to say blood, I'm going to well,
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  Speaker 3: I also have I also have a long story about
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  Speaker 3: Vikings that I'll tell you after the.
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  Speaker 4: Quiz, and that's just going to be a present from me.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, But but then season, once we
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  Speaker 3: do that, we can have our little chit chat and
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  Speaker 3: our little discussion, and we could have our little tete tete.
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  Speaker 1: That's the most important part of the game, what is
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 4: And then after that, well then after that spoiler alert
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  Speaker 4: for your dear listeners, I'm going to tease the reason
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  Speaker 4: why I have come back, but I'm gonna save that
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  Speaker 4: for episode two. So just letting people know now that
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  Speaker 4: they're not going to get it in this one. It's
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  Speaker 4: just not happening.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, so real mythology dump forget.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I had some time. I woke up pretty
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  Speaker 4: early today, so I just kind of threw this together.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go. As always for those who are unfamiliar
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  Speaker 4: with the quiz, it is, of course the cringiest segment
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  Speaker 4: in all of podcasting. We established that years ago, and.
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, it's been a hot menace as we've
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  Speaker 3: done it. So we're really going to bring the cringe
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  Speaker 3: on these two episodes, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, with a much needed refresher.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. So this first one, I am giving you four scenarios.
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  Speaker 4: Really in this case, it's it's four stories about Norse mythology,
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  Speaker 4: but one of them is one I made up. The
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  Speaker 4: other three are actual, let's call them paraphrased variations of
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  Speaker 4: Norse mythology, because obviously we get the word saga from them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to be able to go through the
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  Speaker 3: whole thing. So that's what this has been thus far.
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  Speaker 4: This is what makes it so cringey is that the setup,
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  Speaker 4: the setup makes the payoff completely pointless.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this is just like I love a shaggy dog story.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously, Well you're going to love the second half, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So this is just ten minutes it all right? Game, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you the four scenarios. You will have three
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  Speaker 3: minutes to deliberate amongst yourselves to decide which one of
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  Speaker 3: them is.
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  Speaker 4: The one I made up. Three of them are real,
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  Speaker 4: one is fake. I keep saying this because one of
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  Speaker 4: you know, keeps forgetting the rules. And then if you
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  Speaker 4: have a question and you want some clarification that maybe
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  Speaker 4: I'll be able to give you because I did this
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  Speaker 4: this morning, you will have to preface your question with
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  Speaker 4: the phrase I sure am thor.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna be hard to do. That's that's a real
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  Speaker 2: tongue twister.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big l s am thor, Sure, I
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  Speaker 2: can't do it.
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  Speaker 4: An no answers for Noel, you go, here we go,
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  Speaker 4: here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Here's scenario number one. Of all the gods in the
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  Speaker 3: Norse pantheon, and only one was known to carve pow. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: Ula was the god of snow and the patron saint
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  Speaker 3: of skiers.
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  Speaker 4: There's a ski resort in Colorado called Breckinridge that celebrates
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  Speaker 4: Uller every year. The Norse folks weren't overly concerned with
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  Speaker 4: writing stuff down, so Ula doesn't show up often in
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  Speaker 4: written accounts of Norse literature, but his name does pop
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  Speaker 4: up in different places on maps throughout the Scandinavian region.
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  Speaker 2: I sure, am Thorn.
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  Speaker 3: No, you have to wait till the end of all
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  Speaker 3: of them, Noel, see, I forgot that. It's only after
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  Speaker 3: I get through all four all right.
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  Speaker 2: I was just gonna say the carved pow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you did aund it's fresh snow pow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you just like Apheim.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I did.
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  Speaker 3: I did a restless ones with the guy who runs
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  Speaker 3: Veil resorts.
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  Speaker 4: I know all about carving poud now, anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not Achalana society to know what them he named Drop.
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  Speaker 4: So in some versions of Norse mythology, he was sort
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  Speaker 4: of the winter version of Odin. He would actually take
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  Speaker 4: over the ruling of Asgard and the colder months, while
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  Speaker 4: Odin would go off summering someplace warm, probably Florida. In
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  Speaker 4: other versions, Uller is son of Sith and step son
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  Speaker 4: to thor. Now.
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  Speaker 3: The general theory is that once he held a very
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  Speaker 3: important place in Norse mythology, but over time other deities
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  Speaker 3: became more prominent and his role was diminish.
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  Speaker 2: He was so like how Steve Verrkle took over family Man.
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  Speaker 4: Very much like that. What an odd thing to say
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  Speaker 4: with with no context whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: He was a very popular character, as much beloved.
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  Speaker 3: But eventually faded into obscurity. Anyway, He's got his own
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  Speaker 3: line of weed. He was Ula, not Steve Verkle. Uller
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  Speaker 3: was said to be an amazing skier as well as Archer. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: and that ski resort in Colorado does crazy stuff to
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  Speaker 3: celebrate Ula, like folks get together and they make a
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  Speaker 3: bonfire out of old skis and stuff like that. That
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  Speaker 3: scenario one, All right, we got three more to get through.
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  Speaker 3: Do we want any more commentary from.
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  Speaker 4: That carry scenario two. Leif Ormson is a mythical king
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  Speaker 4: in Norse mythology who was said to have conquered many
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  Speaker 4: lands in what is now Sweden. Leif had the luxury
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  Speaker 4: of growing old, and he wished to see that his
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  Speaker 4: power would pass down to his three daughters. So Leif
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  Speaker 4: promised each daughter one third of his kingdom if they
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  Speaker 4: showed him reverence. Two of the three daughters did as
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  Speaker 4: their father asked, eager to seize their own kingdoms. The
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  Speaker 4: third daughter refused and told her father that to demand
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  Speaker 4: a display of love and respect in return for power
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  Speaker 4: was to be a bad king. Leif was so insulted
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  Speaker 4: he banished his third daughter and divided his kingdom into
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  Speaker 4: two parts, giving him to his two other daughters. Then
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  Speaker 4: Leif discovered, to his horror that once he had given
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  Speaker 4: away all his power, his two previously dutiful daughters now
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  Speaker 4: dismissed him. He became homeless, wandering the two kingdoms that
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  Speaker 4: once belonged to him, until finally he finds the corpse
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  Speaker 4: of his youngest daughter. She had apparently died not long
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  Speaker 4: after being exiled. His story was told again and again
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  Speaker 4: as an example of a bad king a warning to
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  Speaker 4: other leaders, and many centuries later, laywright by the name
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  Speaker 4: of William Shakespeare would take this story and then adapt
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  Speaker 4: it to become an English tragedy called King Lear Scenario
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  Speaker 4: Number three. Niall's Saga is an epic Can you do
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  Speaker 4: that again?
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  Speaker 2: That was some real funk you put on that.
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  Speaker 4: In J A L L. Just listen. Listen your Scandinavian
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  Speaker 4: folks out there. I know, I know I'm not saying
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  Speaker 4: it right, But luckily you can leave the voice, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: You can leave the voicemail to them, not to me.
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  Speaker 4: Niall's Saga is an epic tale that follows many stories,
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  Speaker 4: in fact, so many stories that y'all himself doesn't even
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  Speaker 4: show up until the second one. He and his buddy
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  Speaker 4: Gunner begin the tale by going after a debt owed
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  Speaker 4: by characters from the first story, but those are just details.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 4: The entire saga is one of male fragility and ego,
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  Speaker 4: in that the saga features story after story of some
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  Speaker 4: dude taking offense for some slight, sometimes the slightest of slights,
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  Speaker 4: and how that inevitably escalates into a catastrophic confrontation in
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  Speaker 4: which lots of people ultimately perish. Also, Gunner's wife and
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  Speaker 4: y'all's wife hate each other, and regularly they each beguile
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  Speaker 4: and coax dubious people into killing members of the other
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  Speaker 4: person's household, which leaves Gunner and y'all to continuously meet
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  Speaker 4: up and figure out who owes money to whom For
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  Speaker 4: the rare guild. Y'all keeps trying to lawyer his way
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  Speaker 4: out of stuff, but folks keep doing dumb things like
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  Speaker 4: accidentally wounding one another, which necessitates vengeance, which inevitably ends
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  Speaker 4: with someone killing someone else, until at one point y'all
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  Speaker 4: and ten other members of his household die by being
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  Speaker 4: burnt earned alive in their own house. Surprisingly, the story
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  Speaker 4: continues from there, with y'all's one surviving son exacting even
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  Speaker 4: more revenge while everyone else just tries to figure out
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  Speaker 4: how they can stop killing each other. For just five minutes.
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  Speaker 4: It's a pretty sweet story, and finally, scenario number four.
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  Speaker 4: Voland is another mythical figure in nurse stories. He was
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  Speaker 4: an artisan and jewelry maker who, along with his two brothers,
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  Speaker 4: met some pretty rad ladies down by the lake shore.
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  Speaker 4: One day. Everybody paired up and sort of got hitched.
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  Speaker 4: But then nine years later, the three women up and
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  Speaker 4: leave the brothers. Voland's two bros head out to find
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  Speaker 4: out where their wives went, but Volan decides to stay
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  Speaker 4: behind and make a pair of arm rings some jewelry
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  Speaker 4: for his own wife. Unfortunately, since this means that Voland
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  Speaker 4: was on his own, a greedy kidnapped him in order
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  Speaker 4: to force him to make stuff for the king's family.
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  Speaker 4: He also cuts Volan's hamstrings, so that volanay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, god, that's the most Oh, that's the crewst cut
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  Speaker 2: of all. Oh, just wait, just wait, like a festus gripped.
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  Speaker 4: Volan then turns the table on this wicked king by
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  Speaker 4: tempting the king's two sons to visit with Voland only
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  Speaker 4: then Volan kills the two princes, extrudes their eyes and
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  Speaker 4: their teeth, turns those into jewelry, and then gives those
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  Speaker 4: back to the king. Oh and then he apparently is what.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: The spin doctor song is about.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, two princes, yes, uh, and just go ahead
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: now and then he apparently he apparently flies away somehow.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: How is not entirely clear, although some versions of the
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: tale say he forged a pair of wings for himself. Also,
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: some versions say that the woman he married was actually
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: a valkyrie and that was the and that she had
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: to leave, she had to go back to.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Wick some divine intervention. I I I do have to
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: put for it, though.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: These scenarios are so elaborate that I think it's a
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: little unfair that we can't ask questions uh in media arrests.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: But I'm just gonna put that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I agree, I agree, there's nothing fair about it. Okay, okay,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: go on, Yeah, No, that's it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: I'm done.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: So four sonarios, Yes, that's how numbers. We've missed you
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Uh so Ula and skiing, uh Leif
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and the three daughters and homeless and discovering the daughters
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: uh n y'all and Gunner, which Noel, I think Gunner
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: is a super cool name. I'm like tough, yeah yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: and uh then voland the artisan all right.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: So strewds that is one extrud teeth? Is that just
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: the same as pulling them? So we have to we
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: have to I didn't say the phrase. Sorry, carry on.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: We have to play by the rules of the game. No,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: You're totally fine, because we have to return to our
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: grandfather clock that we spent way too much money on
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: in the beginning of this show and start to it off.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I hope, so, I hope we did. Uh, this is
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: where we can justify it to accounting. I'm going to
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: run and start the timer three to one.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Look at him, scoot go.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Good job man. All right, thank you man. We're gonna
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: cut those hamstrings, right.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, So, first off, we know a little bit about
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: the quizters mo O in our forensics Snool used to
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: before I screwed.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Up and pointed it out.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Often the longest answer would be the one he made up.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: They were all equally long. The third one was the
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: long Okay, you're taking taking count?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I see because the quista likes his own words so
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: much that he spends more time on the fake one
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: that on the real ones.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I get. At least he acknowledges it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: That's what I enjoy. It's true.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, I yeah, maybe this is a silly this
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: is a question for you, but I don't think I
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: have to say the passphrase. But did they really ski
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: an ancient Norse times? I mean, I know they were
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: they sledded, but skiing seems like a little bit more
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: of a relatively modern twist on that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: They had to get across the snow somehow, so I
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: would imagine shoes, snow shoes for sure, but for speed,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: you're looking for sleds.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: They weren't cutting the pow carving, carving, they weren't ripping,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: ripping the the shreds.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I sure am Thorpe has been okay, okay, So for
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: voland the artists, Yeah, going somewhere with this though, is
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: uh Is it possible that voland the Artisan occurs in
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: other sagas or just in this.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Way completely completely possible. Yes, The one I was specifically
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: referencing is a poem that I think is around twenty
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: stands as long. But a lot of these different stories
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: appear in variations in different accounts, but the one I
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: was specifically pulling from, which is why I say in
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: some versions the woman that he encounters technically referenced as
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: a Swan maiden may have been a vaal kili.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I think down's real. I don't know why, no, no, no,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: that's too soon.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: It's too soon. We got to stretch this out.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I was just a little biased because of the slant
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: rhyme between Bolan and voland I thought, but that's too obvious.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: That makes me think I don't think he would make
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: that kind of.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Him to do that.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: You're right, also true, see all right, you weren't so diabolical,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: but then it wouldn't be as fun.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: But again, it's this is what I love about it.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It's like we're in the Princess bride poison situation.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: All right, dude, here's what I'm meaning to go with.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Uh, Noel, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna think number one.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: What do you think you think number one is real?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Ula and skiing justice once again?
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Face once again, there's one fake one.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That's the faith one. You think the skiing is the fake?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Oh well, that's I agree because I'm sorry.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Sorry, guys. It's it's a little early here. It's actually
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: not that early. That's what this ten forty five. It's
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: early ish. It's always early somewhere. It's true.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I did immediately question the idea of skiing in that era.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You want to lock it in. I think we ought
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: to lock it in.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: All right, cool, because we just read out of time,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: So three two one locked in?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: There's still time, yes, timbalt Bach, there's still in the background.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: He could be maniacally laughing because we got it right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Nope, it's so wrong. Uler is in fact the patron
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: saint of skiers. But there's a patron saint of skiers, yes,
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: and his name is Uler.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: You also a patron saint of douchebags.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm I'm really kind of positioning myself for consideration.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: No shade on any skiers out there. I think I
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: think it's a Venn diagram. Not all skiers are douchebags,
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: but a skiers.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Vases of puzzles. All right, Wait, which is the which.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Is the Yes, I can tell you which of the
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: scenarios this is the fake one. It's the second one,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Leif Ormsen, the one that's supposedly inspired King Lear. Now
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: King Lear is based off an eighth century before Common
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: era leddy king of England who probably didn't exist. But
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Shakespeare did lift one story from Norse mythology or Norse
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: storytelling to inspire one of his plays. It just wasn't
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: King Lear.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: It was happlet you always leave a bit of the
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: truth within your.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Diabolical, hateful lies. Yep, that's well, you know, that's the game.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: That is that is the game.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Wow, now I feel you know what. I feel like
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: one of those people at a casino who maybe is
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: getting too into gambling because we lost this one, but
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I want to go again, you know what I mean?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, definitely double we will we will go again.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I mean that's the story though.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, So this is something that a tale I
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: have told innumerable times, a tale about history and the Vikings,
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: because I believe most people are aware of the Vikings.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: The Vikings have a reputation that I think is largely
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: unearned or at least at the very least misunderstood, perhaps, yes,
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: or due to cultural and linguistic divides.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Are you going to tell us they are actually a
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: bunch of sweethearts?
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Listen? Vikings used to do no choice. Vikings used to
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: have this this strategy right they They had a whole
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: name for it. It was recreational agricultural industrial development sojourns,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: which is a lot to say. So they used raids
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: for short.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: To stop it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: This morning, you're a monster, the Vikings dem The Vikings
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: would go on these raids where they would look for
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: peoples that were worse off than themselves and then find
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: ways to improve their well being.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: But because there were often these linguistic and cultural divides.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Often those efforts were misinterpreted as acts of aggression. Allow
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: me to give you an exact There was this one
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Viking captain sailing with his crew aboard their long ship.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: They're rowing away when they see a small island on
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: the horizon, and as they grow closer, they notice that
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: there is a village on this island, which has very
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: few distinguishing features apart from a rather large hill toward
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: the roughly the center of the island, where there is
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: one prominent hut at the very top. And the Vikings
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: look out at this this little island, and the captain says, oh,
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: these people here, they're really struggling. You can tell they're
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: having a difficult time. Perhaps is time for us to
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: have one of our raids. And all the Vikings and
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: the ship agree. The Viking captain says, well, where shall
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: we start. Well, first of all, look at the crops
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: of this tiny village. They're barely producing in a grain
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: at all. What we should do is burn the crops
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: and use the ashes to fertilize the ground that next
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: year's harvest can be All the greater and the Vikings
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: all agree this is an excellent idea, so.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: They just set upon them and burn their crops. Age.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Listen, we've all made some rather rash decisions while trying
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: to help people in need. So yes, the Vikings land
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: their ship, they pour out, they begin to burn the crops. Well,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: on that hill, next to the very prominent hut, is
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: also this enormous bell. And next to the bell sits
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: the village chieftain, who looks down and sees all these
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: hairy men pouring out of a boat and burning all
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: his crops, and so he immediately rings the bell three times.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: What this does is summons all the warriors of the
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: village up to the top of the hill, and he says,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: these men are here to burn all our food. Chase
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: them away, And the warriors, brandishing weapons, scream and run
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: down the hill. And the Vikings don't want any trouble,
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: so they get back into their ship and pull away
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: to safety. And the Viking capt as, oh, these poor
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: poor fools, I have attempted to improve their lot in life,
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: and yet we have been chased away. So we show
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: away and get our new supplies and come back and
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: see how they're doing in the future. So they do,
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: they leave and a year passes. Well, in that next year,
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: the same Viking captain rows this ship all the way
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: up to the island. They take a look and they
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: see that the crops in fact have grown back, and
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: they look far better than they did before. But the
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Viking captain says, oh, there's still so much that could
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: be done. Look at the homes these people live in.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: They're barely keeping the elements out. What we should do
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: is very vigorously disassemble these homes and then use the
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: material to build houses in the Viking fashion, where they
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: will keep them warm and safe. And the Vikings all agree.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: So they land their ship and they exit and they
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: begin to disassemble the homes with great favor. Well, the
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: AKA like pillage and just destroy. Listen one person's pillage
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: and destroys another person's home renault.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: So the village the technical phrases they reverse IKEA, yeah, yeah,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I was thinking that.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if you've ever read any of those instructions,
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: by the time you get to stage seven, you're ready
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: to tear stuff apart. So the village chieftain looks down
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: and he says, oh, the harry men are back, and
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: now they're tearing apart all of our homes. So he
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: rings the bell three times, So summon's all the warriors
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: of the village, and the chieftain says, you must chase
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: these men away, for soon we will have no place
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: to sleep. So the warriors, brandishing their weapons, scream and
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: run down the hill, and the Viking's, not wanting any trouble,
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: withdraw to their ship and head back out to the
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: safety of the sea. The Viking captains are these people
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: were just trying to help, they shout exactly, But of
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: course no one speaks Viking on the island. So the
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: captain says, we tried twice to help them, but we
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: shall not give up. These people clearly need our help,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: and we will make certain that they improve their conditions.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: But first we should resupply again. So another year passes
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: while the Vikings are gone. When they return, they see
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: that indeed the village has reconstructed their homes, but they
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: look far more sturdy and easily defendable now, and the
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: crops are looking even better than before. But well, the
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Viking captain says, look at the children of this village.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: They seem so sickly, those poor children. What clearly needs
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: to happen is some circulation of the gene pool, because
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: these are very forward thinking Vikings. And so the Vikings
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: land their ship and they set up what is known
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: as the first speed dating session.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, they are speed dating at an incredible pace.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: When the village speed raping speed rating dating, I know
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: that the connection isn't great dating.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: So the village chieftain looks down. He says, ah, he
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: rings the bell three times, summoning up all the warriors.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: But at this point they've got the gist of it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: They run down, brandishing their weapons, and the Vikings withdraw
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: get into their ship and sail off into the safety
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: of the sea. And the Viking captain says, ah, well,
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: thrice we have tried thrice we have been turned away.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: The next morrow, upon the high tide, we shall sail
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: away forever. And all the Vikings are very sad say
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: same right. So then the village chieftain that night is
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: thinking about what evils have fallen his village over the
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: past three years, and he thinks, oh, those we are
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: bedeviled by these, these invaders. They burned our crops down
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: a few years ago. Of course there they look better
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: than they ever have, even in my youth, we didn't
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: have crops as nice as they are now. And then
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: they tore apart all our houses. And although my house
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: now is so much nicer than it was before they
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: showed up. And let's just assueration requires destructions, yes, and
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: let's assume that he had some grasp about the children. Anyway,
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: he decided, we've chased these people off, but perhaps they
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: weren't actually trying to hurt us at all. Perhaps they
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: were trying to help us. But now that we have
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: turned them away three times, how can we say that
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: we actually understand what they were trying to do? And
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: he comes up with an idea. He gathers all the
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: families of the village and he asks them to make
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: their specialty, which, for reasons I do not know, so
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: don't bother asking me. On this particular island in the
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: North Scandinavian Seas was peach pies. And so all night
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: the families bake and bake and bake and bake and bake.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: The next mornings the Vikings wake up. I am free
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: mad at you. The next morning, as the Vikings wake up,
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: they look out at the beach and they are shocked
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: to see they can't see a square inch of sand,
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: not a square itch, because the entire beach is covered
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: by these peach pies. And they look out and they say, ah,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: this is a sign, a sign that they welcome us back.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: So they land their boat, crushing some pies in the process.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: It could not be helped. And they get out and
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: they begin to celebrate with the people of the village.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: When they hear it, the bell, it rings three times.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: They look and they see all the warriors up at
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: the top of the hill, and they freeze in place.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: But then the warriors do something amazing. They lift the
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: bell out of its harness. They carry it all the
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: way down the hill, and they throw it into the ocean.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: And that was the very first celebration of the no
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: bell peach pies.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: You were fired. This was a mistake. You used it
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: up in my mouth a little bit.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You begged me to come on here, say the bunch
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: live World War time.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Say yes, the first celebration of the no bell peach
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: pie from pie.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I was going to pose it that it was the
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: actual origin story of the very first Thanksgiving.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that too, I love I love the pun.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: You're right, we did. We did invite you on here.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I think with that, No, we got a hot hand here,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: what'd you call it? When we were in Vegas? We
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: got it like a good table.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't have that in life.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: As evidenced by this charade.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I think I have sapped the will to live from
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: nol Hey, I mean so, yes, you just so. None
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: of that was true. None of that was true, Jonathan,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I believed you. I believe that the vikings were actually misunderstood, benevolent,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: you know, generous, lovely genus.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Right, the whole recreational, agricultural, industrial development sojourns wasn't a
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: dead giveaway.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Oh come on, that's like fortification under consent to the King.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many times I've told that story,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: because literally I started telling it in nineteen ninety nine.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it was a good year, biscuits, Prince was
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: blowing off.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Twenty five twenty five years. I've been telling that story.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Well, the good news. It felt like years hearing you
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: tell me that was a short news. It never got better,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: so we could say points for consistency. Jonathan aka quister,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for hanging out with us.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Really, that's very heavil, very diplomatic. I appreciate what you're doing.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I see it's okay, nol.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Obviously I don't mean it because the.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Thing you say, but.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: The here's the that was what they call on a
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: side in Shakespeare.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: There it is, here's the thing.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: We are going to continue this dangerous great game because
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: it must we well, you and I can't just have
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: the guy come back and immediately taken hell without trying
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: one more.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Time and we just spend time for the holidays.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Two things, One is that I do reveal and our
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: next episode what got me so angry that I had
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: to come back.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: And two, it wasn't the It wasn't the Viking Kiddies
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: episode was angry. That was just caught a straight explain.
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  Speaker 4: Really good. No, I will, yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 3: I will reveal what got me so angry in the
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  Speaker 3: next episode. Also, this is this should entice you know.
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  Speaker 3: The next quiz only has three scenarios, Thank the sweet
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  Speaker 3: Lord of life.
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  Speaker 6: And I say, when you reveal whatever this this thing
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  Speaker 6: is that's made you despise us even further, I promise
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  Speaker 6: that I will pretend to care.
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  Speaker 2: And I make no such promises.
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  Speaker 1: I don't save stuff for the swim back anytime I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a fight. Thank you so much to our our
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  Speaker 1: dearly beloved uh acknowledge to exist, Nemesis the Quiztun.
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  Speaker 2: Soon to be dearly departed. I've run it out, my
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  Speaker 2: plans say it comes fruitions.
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  Speaker 1: Big thanks for our super producer mister Max Williams Alex Williams,
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  Speaker 1: who composed this track.
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  Speaker 5: Who else though, guess Jonathan Strickland the Quizzler, Jacobs the Puzzler.
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  Speaker 5: Hey j Bahamas Jacobs, you know you have sort of
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  Speaker 5: a benevolent counterpart now, Jonathan, I don't think we've talked
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  Speaker 5: about benevolent. Yeah, well you're the quizt and we've got
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  Speaker 5: the Puzzler, who's a really lovely fellow, just.
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  Speaker 2: A Cuban hug man. Gesh had a couture.
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  Speaker 3: If you guys were in the same room together, a
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  Speaker 3: rift in time and space would open up.
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  Speaker 1: It like cross all Streams and Ghostbusters, and we can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for you guys to hang out.
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  Speaker 2: You actually would have.
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  Speaker 1: A really good time with together, uh Rachel Big Spinach
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  Speaker 1: Lance And of course everybody's tuned in. Please join us
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  Speaker 1: later on in the week where we'll see if we
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  Speaker 1: can get even with one of our favorite villains.
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  Speaker 2: In the meantime, they'll thanks to you, Bud, thanks to
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  Speaker 2: you as well.
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  Speaker 3: Not super hopeful getting even, but going to give it
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  Speaker 3: our holiday best.
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  Speaker 4: Got a one out of three chance.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we'll see you next time.
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  Speaker 3: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.