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*PATREON PREVIEW* Yoni's Embarrassing Club Story · What's The Juice?

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, here a quick story, right?
• 0:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: We went to the club one night, this is before me, okay?
• 0:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Better be.
• 0:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Before me, before me, you, me and my friends we go to a club, and I'm just on the dance floor, drinking my drink, I do my little two steps, you know, how am I, right?
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And my friends are doing their thing, one of my other friends, five minutes in, he's already dancing with somebody, and you know how they dance in the club, it's not just like holding hate, like they dance in dancing.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we know.
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then a girl walks up to me and she's like, okay, let's dance, so I start dancing.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had to put my drink down because she was dancing for real.
• 0:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know?
• 0:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't want to spill this shit.
• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I put my drink down and but it was funny because first I started to dance like we were drinking my hand, but it's not really comfortable.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: But once I knew that this was a great dance, I was looking for work and I set this drink down.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I put the drink down anyways.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: We started dancing and then she looks at me and she was like, kiss me.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, in front of everyone and I was kind of like in the middle of the dance floor and For some reason, I just remember looking around there weren't like a lot of people dancing Like at first when we first started there was a lot of people, but then as the song went on Like you you can feel when you're kind of like on an island when you dance Okay, get it like the crowd was around
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the crowd wasn't around, so now I'm dancing with this girl and she's telling me not asking me or trying to like kiss me.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's telling me kiss me.
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Literally like this, she said it three times.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at me my face and the third time you was kind of aggressive because I wasn't kissing her.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know you and this is my personal thing.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I don't know you where you're from, what's your name?
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kissing is very, it feels, it feels,
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, like I can't just kiss a random strange.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know it.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I literally just met you two minutes ago.
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, having really met you.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't even know, the only thing we said, the only thing she said was kiss me.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, to some people, I know that's, you know, you're in the mood, you're dancing, you can kiss somebody on a dance floor.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no big deal to you.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: But to me, there's something about it that I, it just feels kind of nasty a little bit like, I don't know where you came from.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I get it, yeah, okay, so And I wasn't doing it and she kind of got frustrated a little bit, but I'm looking around as I'm saying no And I'm also in shock that this girl is literally forcing me to kiss her I'm looking around like is anybody else seeing this right now?
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I felt embarrassed
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, for you for her.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: No for me now for her for me because they're looking at me because now I look like the guy who was I don't know But it should like yelling because then it can anyone else hear that she's not enough the music was pretty loud But if you were just to watch us you would you could definitely know what's going on
• 2:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: that she's asking you to kiss her?
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and she's approaching, like she's getting close to my face, and I'm kind of like, like, back and up a little bit.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh!
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she set it through times and I felt so embarrassed because I know there was some guys watching, even girls too.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Especially since the floor wasn't as packed, so now you in the middle, that's like, people are just watching.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, um, I don't know why I got into this story.
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, because I was talking about how, you know, getting intimate with someone to me I don't get into it that fast.
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because getting into it that fast to me.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's um, I just don't feel comfortable.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just how I've always been.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I get it.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes do I wish I wasn't like that?
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: word there at times in my life where I wish I could adjust, you know, been a little bit less rigid or if you want to stay with that and sometimes I think back on some moments like, okay, let's just, you know, yeah exactly, sometimes I wish maybe I was like that, but so now she does that's just how I am and I have many friends who are not like that.
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Many friends will tell me on it.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you see that girl right there?
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's been next to you, don't.
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because this is the thing, like, when we do this thing where they want to tell you that they want to dance with you, that they like you, that they think you have.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so whatever, they would just like,
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I won't point during the night, you would see them at the bar and you're like maybe like 10 feet away.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you dance with your friends, you know, whatever.
• 4:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next thing you know, she's right next to you, but she's just dancing.
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's acting like she's she don't even notice you.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's that thing happening to me so many times.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even say this to say who girls on a dance.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you also just didn't even realize it.
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't realize until I look over and I'm just like them like you're just there and you get close and close and close with So me I'm the type of guy naturally I wouldn't Like you almost have to tell me hey, you only I want to dance with you right now Yeah, you're kind of one of those guys.
• 4:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of annoying.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah Like to me it's not enough for you to like give me like a little bump And maybe like look at me and look away because you know
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing worse than making a first move and she's like, wait, what are you doing?
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't wanna dance, you know?
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, getting like the night like that?
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I try to once in my life and that's what happened.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what happened.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I read it wrong.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I read a way too fast.
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I might have had a few fireball shots.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like...
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, that's my drink right?
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: So after that I've been traumatizing.
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you know what I am?
• 5:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And let's she looks me in the eyes and literally gives me the scientific the dance or or something.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: You you need to almost literally tell me which I know is annoying because you guys already you already did the the first step.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you came from the corner to literally.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would say it's just like a play it's like a play and it's a little game that people just kind of play in that
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: kind of environment.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And at the same time, like, as the girl, you know, we take a lot for a girl to like walk up to a guy.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, which is why they walk up and don't say nothing.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: They just present themselves with, like, no words, they would just be there.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we try to appreciate, by the way, too, it's, I think it's, I think it's quite easy.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're making easy, you know, but then to have
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: a few times though it's been it's happened to me before too when I had my little club club summer in 2018 and I remember there was like a few times when I had a guy like dance with me but the thing is like they kind of come out of nowhere so tell me how it happened right you going like I'm happy with my girlfriends and then I don't know where I feel like
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: see, I think that's pretty bold.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've never done that.
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you're just kind of dancing whatever, but because like they're behind you and his dark and shit, you just dancing.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just like you're dancing, and you're basically the next thing you do is you look at your friend.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's right in front of you to see her reaction to who's behind you to let you know it's a yes or a no.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So how would you sing in all the yes?
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: she would like make crazy eyes, and that means no, or she would stay pretty much the same and kind of like, yeah, like, yeah, or whatever, and that means like it's a guess.
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so what's in no then?
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: You gave me two.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Samples.
• 7:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: You said she would look at me with her eyes wide open.
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's a no.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's a no.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: You said it to yes.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll play back.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: If she's like making big eyes and kind of like, Oh, shit, type of face.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 7:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a no.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what do you do?
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then I just kind of like go forward away from whoever's behind me.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you ever just want to turn around and see who's who's there?
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I look, I do that later.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess like a little later.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, kind of hate all that shit though.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was never able to do that to walk up to somebody and hold their hips and...
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And don't give me wrong.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I always wanted to do that because I just think like, okay, she either gonna dance or not But like I said earlier, I would dance until You give me like You reach your your signs What is it like you gave me all the signs?
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which is you know, I'm not that's just how I am You know, maybe I'm just shy or you used to be shy because I feel like now if I was single Obviously, I'm not single and I'm happily married.
• 8:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I think
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: With age, your confidence also grows.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, definitely.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely.
• 8:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think if I was up in the clubs right now.
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what would you do?
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, are you a single 28, 27?
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is like prime time.
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like what would you do in the club single right now?
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: In New York.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy, because I haven't even really explored it.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: What kind of person would you be?
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you make sport in New York scene?
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, at all, you know?
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: like the club scene.
• 8:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean he's like, why would I?
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: A single yoni in New York, oh my god.
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: We keep saying that we're gonna go to the club just for like field research for the podcast, but we should do it, but also not be together.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you go and tell me, tell me like, what happened?
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And how am it like?
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't want to go by myself.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I would go by myself and would you be mad if I went to a club with some friends right now?
• 9:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then just had a dance with someone.