Bidet Arms Race Has Begun (Compliance Violations Included)
In this episode of Controlled Burn, we kick things off with social anxiety, phone call glitches, and a “that’s great, big guy” moment that will live forever.
From there, we spiral into real life: vacation chaos, gas station survival missions, and the physical toll of the grind – including carpal tunnel, chiropractor visits, and the reality of doing too much for too long.
Naturally, that leads us exactly where every professional podcast should go… right into the bidet arms race. Cold water vs heated seats, pressure settings, luxury upgrades.
Somewhere in the middle, we take a detour through…
The skinny
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