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Classic Moment: Phobias · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Arre you have a phobia.
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  Speaker 2: I do. I have a few, but I have one
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  Speaker 2: specific one. I don't like things that are bigger than
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  Speaker 2: they shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: That are bigger than they can. Can you give us
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  Speaker 1: an example?
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  Speaker 2: I share. Can there's one supermarket chain that has always
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  Speaker 2: had like large boxes of cereal like on top of
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  Speaker 2: the freezer sections, you know what I mean, And like
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they're just gonna fall and hit me
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  Speaker 2: like anything that's like like I post it in the
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  Speaker 2: in the think that has absorbed water that looks giant
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  Speaker 2: like things like that, things that are bigger than they
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: Well, since we have you, what are your others?
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  Speaker 2: Empty swimming pools and boats out of water?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with the boat out of water?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's gonna tip over, like it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have anything holding it up. So like a giant cruise
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  Speaker 2: ship that you see, like I don't know, in dry
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  Speaker 2: dock getting like fixed that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have that one. I have that one. Really
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it. It freaks me.
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  Speaker 4: Out, like a boat on stanchions, yeah yeah, yeah, a
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  Speaker 4: cruise ship out of water.
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  Speaker 5: It gives me the heb gbs.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Heaven forbid that should fall or collapse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, or if I ever see, you know, watch any
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  Speaker 3: videos of boat crashes large boats.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you see those ones of the cruise.
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  Speaker 4: Ships that go into the oh yeah, oh yeah, not
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  Speaker 4: good And most of the time they're carrying something that
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  Speaker 4: you don't want.
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  Speaker 1: To deal with either.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to a Deana. She's in Lynn. Hey, Deanna,
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  Speaker 4: what have you got?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 7: Is this Billy consa?
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is.
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  Speaker 6: I good morning, Billy.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, Dianna kind of whimped out, she got shigh. But
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  Speaker 7: this is there, o Julie where local bus drivers out
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  Speaker 7: of Lynn, Mass we're working and saleomen. What you hate
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  Speaker 7: about spiders is when they're coming down on the on
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  Speaker 7: the on their web and they get right in front
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  Speaker 7: of you and you're sitting there and you go to
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  Speaker 7: kill them, and they go back up and when you
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  Speaker 7: look for them, you just can't find them. And you
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  Speaker 7: know that spiders out there.
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  Speaker 5: You're right, they're gone.
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  Speaker 8: They're not really going.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like killing them, but I need to know
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  Speaker 1: where they are.
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  Speaker 5: That's a racknophobia.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, ye spiders, Deanna, Thank you very much. How's
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  Speaker 1: everything going with the bus?
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  Speaker 5: Definitely in the building.
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  Speaker 4: Go to Aaron Plainville uh oh, hey, Aaron is plain
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  Speaker 4: forl in Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning. Yes, it's right here to let Statium.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, Oh okay, beautiful Plainville. What's your phobia?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, cotton bolb.
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  Speaker 5: I can say that. Yeah, they're kind of weirdly dry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the feeling.
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  Speaker 6: Just everything about them. And it's hard because I work
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  Speaker 6: in a preschool and we do a lot of crafts
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  Speaker 6: of cotton bald and glue, and I'm out. They know,
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  Speaker 6: I'm just on the other side of the road. And
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  Speaker 6: I have heard that. I have heard other people have
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  Speaker 6: that gobia too, so I feel a little better about it.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny you bring up cotton because my dog Titus
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  Speaker 4: take tears apart toys in about three minutes and starts
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  Speaker 4: getting the stuffing out, So then the cotton is all
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  Speaker 4: over the floor in different clumps, and it kind of
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  Speaker 4: freaks me out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to agree with you, cotton.
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  Speaker 4: It's yeah, there's nothing like a cotton swam y use
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  Speaker 4: something else, you know.
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  Speaker 6: I never trusted the breath. Yeah, I have to breathe
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  Speaker 6: through it if I'm getting my nails done and they
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  Speaker 6: you know, they wrap the cotton ball around which I
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  Speaker 6: sit there breathing through it, but you gotta do it.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one, and say hello to Plainville. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think Plainville gets enough attention.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Eron a Lisa, you mentioned yours with small elevators might
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  Speaker 3: want to cover your ears with this one.
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  Speaker 7: Well, so you wouldn't have wanted to be with me.
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  Speaker 7: This morning, I was stuck in an elevator on the
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  Speaker 7: thirty seventh floor of my apartment in Boston. I had
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  Speaker 7: to call the fire department and the elevator company. They
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  Speaker 7: finally came after thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't fun, but.
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  Speaker 1: I did call my family and wish some farewell.
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  Speaker 6: Just in case.
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  Speaker 1: That's always good. That's very thoughtful.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's terrifying. I'm glad that she got out.
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  Speaker 1: Who lives on the thirty seventh floor in.
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  Speaker 5: High rises in Boston? Yeah, I couldn't do that.
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  Speaker 3: The fast elevators freaked me out too. Very convenient. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but it's like boom, You're on the hundredth floor. What
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  Speaker 3: if something goes wrong.
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  Speaker 4: I'm always afraid because you see it in movies all
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  Speaker 4: the time, like when people fall down the elevator shaft
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  Speaker 4: in the elevator, the cable breaks or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just can't think you're right. The high rise
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  Speaker 1: ones freak me out.
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  Speaker 5: It freaks me out. He keeps, I could never live
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  Speaker 5: in a building like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty seven floors, that's high up.
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  Speaker 8: So my boyfriend literally will not will not touch my
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  Speaker 8: belly button, touch his own like his. If my fingers
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  Speaker 8: even rubbed against his, he freaks out east worm. Yeah thing,
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  Speaker 8: but it's true. Yeah, belly button was on the list
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  Speaker 8: fear of belly buttons.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the inny gather stuff. Sometimes occasionally you have to
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  Speaker 4: take your finger in there.
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  Speaker 3: And one of my one of my best friends, infamously
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  Speaker 3: he was a large person. He's a very large, big guy.
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  Speaker 3: He used to hide contraband in his belly button. That's
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  Speaker 3: where he would slash. Well, he had a big belly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, you put the little plastic bag full.
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  Speaker 3: Of he would just he would put different contraband little
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  Speaker 3: ones into he would stuff them in his belly button.
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  Speaker 3: And it worked because there were a couple of times
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  Speaker 3: where he got searched and they did not find the contraband.
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  Speaker 4: So he had a severe inny Oh yeah, big belly covered.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Also for Metelborough here and my phobia is the sound
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  Speaker 6: of other people chewing. Now, if they're chewing something soft.
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  Speaker 4: And their mouth is closed and they're quiet, fine, But
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  Speaker 4: if somebody is chopping on.
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  Speaker 3: An apple right next to me, I cannot stand it.
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  Speaker 4: And recently I went to the movie.
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  Speaker 6: Theater and somebody sitting next to me was chomping on
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  Speaker 6: their par the whole movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and oh, it was all I could think about.
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  Speaker 4: You know, what's a big crunch, as Fredo's any kind
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  Speaker 4: of chicks a loud crunch.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday we were talking about Taylor and Travis not arguing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And when we were talking about it, I text my
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  Speaker 3: wife and I said, what's a dumb argument that we've had?
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  Speaker 5: And she goes, oh, you chewing too loudly?
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  Speaker 4: You know, Michelle accuses me of that sometimes, not that
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  Speaker 4: I'm chewing with my mouth open, just that it's loud
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  Speaker 4: and my mouth is closed.
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  Speaker 1: What can I do about that?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you're a chomper. You chomp, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tick shop flower listening to you guys on taking
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  Speaker 2: a walk. My fear is slump. I was at assistant
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  Speaker 2: for many years. At anytime somebody was coughing or hacking
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  Speaker 2: up the one or even blowing their nose. I would
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  Speaker 2: get the hebe gbs.
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  Speaker 1: I would have to walk.
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  Speaker 2: Out of the room and take a deep breath in
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  Speaker 2: another room. That's why I became the office manager.
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  Speaker 5: She can navidate you. Bill, okay, get along,