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Henry VIII on Hinge · F*ck Off Fridays

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: Coming up this week, we have a doozy.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: We have more of your dating stories and voice dates and things.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: We've got things that get better in your 30s.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: More of my how to rage bait men.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: And we've got men's confessions.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: And we've got a pole.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: And we've got a pole.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, how'd the week then?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we had the much-awaited three martini lunch.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: We did! On Saturday.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: And I have to say, I'm glad that I didn't have to go and do an afternoon of work afterwards.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's good.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: A two martini lunch, I think, was enough for me, followed by a couple of cocktails afterwards.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: So for a girl who doesn't drink a martini, I'll take a two martini lunch.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: One thing I will say, what martini did you have?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: I had a French martini.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: She had a French martini.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: And on I was delicious to try my Vespa martini, she went, oh no.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's like jet fuel.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: It was it was it was awful.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: I think if if you'd made me had a Vespa, thank you for being kind.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: If you'd made me had a Vespa, I think I would have been how many sheets of the wind?
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: Four Sheets of the Wind?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: Is that the saying?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: Three sheets.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: Three sheets of the wind.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be one sheet.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: One sheet does plenty.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: I would have been three sheets of the wind and would have been in a really terrible way.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: And we'd eaten.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we'd eaten, yeah.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um I wasn't in a bad way after two martinis and then a couple of cocktails afterwards.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: But I would not want to go and have to do an afternoon of work.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't feel very well when she came home.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, I ate too much tritzo.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's literally the story of my life.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: I love it.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: We have a love-hate relationship.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: My minute I said oil, she was like Chundan everywhere.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: I love tritzo, it doesn't love my gut.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: But it was jolly, so no, we had a nice time and we met up with one of your glorious friends, and we had a really nice chinwag, didn't we?
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we love her, and the weather was glorious all weekend, so here for it.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: But I will say that is also one of my biggest fuck-offs of the week is like love having nice weather.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: If you're on holiday, you have aircon and you have a swimming ball.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: But when you are trying to survive with fans and a sheet overnight, I mean set of my tits off.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's not a vibe.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a vibe.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: And can I just say, I know we're about to do the biggest fuck-off of the week, but before I go into what is my biggest fuck-off of the week.
• 2:34
  unknown: Oh!
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  SPEAKER_02: People in the cotswolds, okay.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_02: Listen up, you'll be a tourist, fine, I get it.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: You've come out for what, three, four days over the bank holiday weekend.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: Leave your fucking dogs at the Airbnb.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: You idiots.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: I drove through Bournon on the water today, and I just thought, what the fuck is wrong with you all?
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: It was 32 degrees, and people were trotting around with their dogs.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: And the tarmac would be as well.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: I follow um a girl called Megan on Instagram, the Cots Old Spaniels.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: And she has this little uh heat gun and she shines it in different places.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: She does it every year just to raise awareness of how hot it actually is.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so like in the shade today, it was like 24 degrees in the shade, like on the grass, and then the grass in the sun was something like 36 or something stupid.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: And she then did the tarmac outside and it was like 52 degrees.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: So I think people just need to engage your brains.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Poor little puppies.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_02: But rather than that, and having a dog diving stroke.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: Then you've got about 5,000 people all sat next to the river in Bournon.
• 3:39
  unknown: Oh, fucking.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's chaos.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Chaos.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, off the back of that, what's your biggest fuck off of the?
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's probably that, it's the heat.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: I love it and I hate it.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: Bit like Twitch, we've got a love-hate relationship.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oil! Um, any other life updates from you?
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_02: Um No life updates, but my other than the people in the court the cot swords being tourists and wankers with their dogs, my biggest fuck-off of the week, I would say.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: People that ask you for advice, okay, and they ask you for advice about it could be anything, and then they go and do the opposite thing.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: And look, I'm not gonna be like, I'm a fucking saint here because I've we've all been there.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: But fucking hell! It's getting really hard for me to hang out with people.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: I feel that.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's getting really hard.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: In one ear, out the other.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't take it on board.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: But we'll continue to moan.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: We'll continue to moan about said issue.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, it fucks me off.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm here for a solution, not a problem.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: If someone's helping you with your solution, fucks me off.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: So I've got a couple of funny things to tell you.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh please, I'm scared.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: And this actually links in quite nicely with your club sandwich story.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: So I was at work the other day and someone said the phrase, your key fob only works 24-5.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I went, What on earth is 24-5?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: And they were like, Charlie, being serious.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Yeah, and they were like, 24 hours a day, five days a week.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, and they were like, What do you think 24-7 means?
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Well, all the time.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: And they were like, No, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Am I really thick?
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: But who's also who's saying 24-5?
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um, actually, what's her name?
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's really gonna annoy me.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: There's a girl that Lucy and I listened to on the odd Spotify, can't remember her name for fucking life of me, and I love her.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: She's got a song called 24-5.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, who knew?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: 24-7, just for anyone who wasn't sure, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_01: And everyone at work absolutely rinsed me, and I was like, and I bet you don't say that on your podcast.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, here we are, shaming myself, but educating educating others 24-5.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: 24-5.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um, tell us about the club sandwich, because this this blew my mind.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_02: This all came about because over La Weekend I had my girl here, and we went into Cyren Cester Massive, big up.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: Capital of the Cotts Wars, you know.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, go on.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: And we went round some little um shippy shop shoes.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: Did you go to my antiques place with the five floors?
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_02: No, we didn't.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: But we did go to Pets at Home.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_03: Right?
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: Pets at Home.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, get the dogs dog food, pick them up some toys, which you've seen this evening.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: One of them is a sandwich.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_02: And it looks like a club sandwich.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_02: A sandwich?
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: And my girl said to me, Oh, I didn't know what club sandwich meant until the other day.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I looked at her and went, what do you mean?
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_02: And she didn't realise that it meant wait.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_02: Now I've got to fucking remember it.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: Chicken lettuce under bacon.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_02: That is right, isn't it?
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_02: Now you're stressing me out.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's chicken and lettuce under bacon.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is, that's what you just said.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_01: Chicken and lettuce under bacon.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: That makes sense.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what order they go in, but anyway, who knew?
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_01: Club sandwich, chicken and lettuce under bacon.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: Which stands for that?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: BLT is obvious, isn't it?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: Bacon letters and tomatoes.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: And now I've got stage fright and fucked it up.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, you're fine.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: Anywho.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: BLT, obvious.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: Club sandwich, not so obvious.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_01: So you go, I've learned something new.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um, okay.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, did you have a biggest fuck-off of the week?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, just the heat.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just sweating loads.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah, any like people walking their dogs in hot weather is just is just rage bait to me.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I won't linger too long, but yeah, that that is all.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: Should we move on to some X?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: We've had a few more submissions this week.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm strapped in.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: Keep 'em coming, guys.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: So we've had Scared of Wasps or Bees.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that one was um that was quite funny because that one got sent to me, and then very quickly afterwards, she said, I feel bad now because he did actually just get stung.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: So it was valid.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: If you're if you're allergic to um bee and wasp things, then I understand.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: Allergies married.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um bare feet out and on a table in a pub or a bar.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: Who's getting the Tootsies out at the pub?
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_02: Please hold.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: Do we have supporting evidence?
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we do.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: I knew you'd be upset by it.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like that at all.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_02: Please wait.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: My girl texted me last night and said Who's getting toes out?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: FML, new ick for the pod.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: I feel sick, want to die.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, that's horrifying.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't do that at home.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_01: She was in the pub.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_01: People eat from that table, no thank you.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_01: She's sending me evidence, so stop doing it.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you will be cap you will be captured.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_01: We will out you, even though it's meant to be anonymous, no faces.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: Bunch of pricks.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um so keeping with the feet.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: There's actually quite a few feet one.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: Um barefoot on a plane.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: Now, do they mean so?
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: I will occasionally walk around with just my socks on, but I'd never go barefoot on the plane.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: This is like skin.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_02: I've been when I flew back from New York, there was a guy next to me.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: That took his socks off and started like creaming his feet.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: And then put them on the back of his seat.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I literally looked at the stewardess and I was like, I cannot see it.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_02: And she was like, No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: And she asked him to put his shoes on, and uh then but he wouldn't, so they just moved me.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, I would never I wear like fluffy cozy socks because he got his dogs out, but dogs were out.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's horrendous.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_01: It was horrendous.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Keep it on feet.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: We've got bare feet.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_01: This is actually one from me.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: Bare feet or people that are shoeless at the gym when they're weightlifting.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: I've never seen that before.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I have and I hate it.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_01: So I why did I do that?
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_01: I have this got because apparently I should have looked into this a bit more fullhand, but apparently it helps people balance more.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_01: My take on it is buy some weightlifting platforms and then you won't need to get your feet out of the gym.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: But apparently it's meant to be really good for your balance and you push your weight through.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_01: Me and Ellen at work had a really good chin wag about this, but But surely you lift through your heel.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well no, it's your whole foot, so if you're it apparently helps you with weight distribution.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: But I What am I talking about?
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: I don't exactly weightlift, shut up, Lou.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like seeing people's feet at the gym.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Put your shoes on.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, just put your fucking dogs away.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, she says, Christ, don't look at my dogs.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and then the final one for this week is joint email addresses.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who's fucking doing that?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's weird.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: If you're I think it's of a certain generation, but again, I did a little mini in-person poll in the office, and I think everybody was in agreement that's.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: I can actually add on to that.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: How do we feel about joint like outlook calendars?
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like a shared calendar, so you know what's going on.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't hate it.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: If it's I do.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: Do you?
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because I like my private life.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_01: What about if you're having you seeing when I'm getting a minge waxed?
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_01: What if you had a calendar where it was I don't know, for practical reasons, like if you're going away on a girl's trip or something, you choose what you put in.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_01: You just put it in the Greek chat.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: But if it's with a partner, it's a bit different.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: If you if you're living together, if people have got kids and stuff, I can understand.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you once, and I'll tell you when you're asleep, and if you can't hear me, then don't worry about it.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_01: Should we move on to dating diaries?
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh strapping, motherfucker.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_02: You have some voice notes for this one.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: We do indeed indeed.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so well, the main one that we want to play is, and I did ask her permission, so obviously she submitted another voice note for me.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: The full expansion on the pettiest thing you've done to an ex.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: So getting him struck off that members' club in London.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: Wait list.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_02: Are we ready?
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: We're ready.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: So the full story of striking off a membership list.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: In London, there are obviously many, many snobby old boys' clubs, whites, box, the turf club, you name it, they're all there.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: Anywho, I have been to Bucks Club on several occasions, um, as my old boss was the chairman.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: Box has a very lovely, unique thing on the cigar terrace.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: There is a bar window, so you can go up to the window, order drinks, and you don't want to go back on.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_00: And it's a very, very famous window if you find box.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: I met with a taffy on him who had his profile picture was him standing in this window.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_00: So I commented saying, Oh, that's the window box.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: And he was like, Oh my god, how do you know that?
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yada yada, we got chatting.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: Then we started going on a couple of dates.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: They were all going really well.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: Don't like an absolute house and file.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh my god, well, obviously now in hindsight, in my 20s, the man was love bombing me, but we'll boss over that.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um and he's and I said to him, Oh, how long have you been a member of Boss on our first date?
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: And he said, Oh no, I'm not, I'm on the I'm in the membership book.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: And with these old funny-daddy clubs, you've got to put your name in a book, you've then got to have a proposer and seconder, and then your name has to sit there for like two years.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um, for people who go and either like put the title next to your name so you support their membership.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_00: The problem being is if anybody puts a black X, you're off the list, no explanation given.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: And um that's it, you're done.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: And so obviously we're going, I was like, I can put in a good word, you know.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: I know the chairman.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: He said, Oh my god, that would be amazing.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_00: Put two uh week later, he decides out of nowhere just to completely go to me, literally, and so that we were meant to meet that evening for drinks, and that's it, never hear from him ever again.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm a bit bruised at that.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, fuck you.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_00: So I called my old boss and I was like, Well, this coffee's name is in the book.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: And he was like, Oh god, do I have is it now, you know, is things going well?
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_00: Do I need to go and put a tip next to it to give it some gravitational?
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, No, don't allow me to go and put a black out to the boys just posted.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, really, we're doing this.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, yeah, we are.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_00: So basically, my lovely old boss goes up at a black out next to this chapter's name in the book.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: And obviously, that's never gonna be a little bit.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_00: And I wouldn't you believe it?
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: Your topic walked up to the top um to speak the second to try and get in.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I overhear, you know, I still just don't understand why I didn't get in.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: He then looks in, sees me sitting next to the chairman, and I think the penny dropped.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, he turned and bolted so fast we could have put him in the 220, and he probably would have won.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's iconic.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, fair fucks.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_02: I don't actually even think that's that petty.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_02: I think if you're gonna act like a cunt.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: You fuck around, you find out.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but on the ratings of Unhinged, iconic, what was our other one?
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_01: But I think that's iconic.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's iconic.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's girl power.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: Good for you, sister.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who else?
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: And also what I really enjoyed from that story is and we discussed this with her because this is a friend of ours, that probably is the posh story I've ever heard.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: Go on the gal.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_01: But it was at the start, there's lots of members' clubs, obviously.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Now, as someone who hasn't lived in London, to me that is not obvious.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_01: But I really I really enjoyed that.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: Stick with me, kid.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_02: You'll be fine.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_02: I've got a hell of a yarn about a cup of them.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we've had a submission to the inbox as well.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: So don't forget you can email in your stories anonymously, f offridays at outlook.com, send them to us on Instagram, WhatsApp us if you know us.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_01: We genuinely will not judge you.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: So, strap in for this one.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: I went to India with some friends in my late teens, stroke, early twenties.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_01: One of the guys invited a friend along who I ended up having a rip-roaring, romantic four days with.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_01: We got back to the UK and the boy suggested that we all meet up.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: So we went to the pub.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: The man in question was running late.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_01: When he walked in, he walked around the room, spoke to everyone, and said hello.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_01: He then turned to me and said, Hi, nice to meet you.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm X.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone's jaws dropped to the floor in shock, and when questioned, he said he didn't recognise me with straight hair.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_01: You got you're having me on.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: You're having my life.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: How can you share DNA with someone and then forget what they look like?
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: We've taken someone's load and then they've just gone, oh, who are you?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's in the bin.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: That isn't in the bin.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_02: How long were they how long did they spend together?
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: Four days solid.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fucking.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_01: Four days of solid shagging and he doesn't even recognise you.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be fuming tapin raging.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: I probably would have fucking punched him in the bonst.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_02: What a fucking dickhead.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_01: So should we move on to things that get better in your thirties?
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: Should tell me what to do.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: We've had some good submissions on this one.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of not telling someone what to do.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_02: Things that get better in your 30s.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_02: Not being told what to do.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you all.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um so there's two that I thought were questionable.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, go on.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um well, dating, supposedly.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: Well um, fuck.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: Does it?
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of people out there that have questionable dating lives.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: And it doesn't matter how old you are.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think maybe as people mature a bit, the men seem to get a little better.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_02: Did you know that the age at which grown men mature is 43?
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh gosh! I know a lot of them after 43 and they're still fucking morons.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um sorry that was quite bullish, but I did mean it with my full chest.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_02: Um sex.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_02: Do you agree?
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what you like?
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think you're more confident, say what you like as well.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: And what you don't like.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: Men know what they're doing a bit more, is less fumbling.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_02: I've I've heard I've heard things, but I understand.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um this is one for you.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: Holidays and eating out.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: God, I feel like when you've got a bit more spare cashola, you're not you know, I remember being 21, travelling around the States, staying in hostels, which is a great way to socialise with people though, when you're travelling on your own.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: But by comparison now, the only stars I'm staying under are five.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's the puppy.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_02: And I am probably gonna people are gonna think I'm a dick, but I'm gonna tell you right now, I've n never stayed in a hostel in my life.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe not.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: I have never stayed in a hostel in my life.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: Check your privilege.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: You see that down there?
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's your privilege card.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: I would never do it now, but I think when you're in your late teens, early twenties, it's a really great way to meet other people.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: Shame me.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: I will shame you, privileged lady.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: God uh, friendships.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, multiple sides to this, because I think if you've been friends with people for a long time, you get to know them, but it doesn't matter if you've known them from since you're like 12 or 15, you get to know them more in your 30s, and people develop, yeah, and their character develops, and then you go, Oh, I actually know I've outgrown you or whatever.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: And you meet people that are more on your level, I think, in your 30s.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: Without having to separate the wheat from the chaff, if that makes sense.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I would say so.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um air miles.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: I know you, I know you're I love an air mile.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: This is also a really great life hack as well.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: If you are not using an Avios credit card, whether it's an Amex, I've now to get around little independents not wanting to pay the Amex charges, I've got a Barclay card credit card where I also gain Abios points.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: If you're not gaining air miles whilst you shop, check yourself.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's one of the best life hacks, and I wish I'd started sooner.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you're using it now.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: I know you're winning.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: I know, so anyone who's not using one.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: She's now gonna shame you.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: Get on it.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, whip.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, here for you can you can get flights for free.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_02: Great.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_02: Um boundaries.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's much easier to set a boundary, even in your late 20s to your early, like in into your 30s, than it ever is before that.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I mean, don't get me wrong, people hate them.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: But you also give a fuck way less.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I think you also you're more sure of yourself.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_01: So you're more confident to to say no.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: Agreed.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um dating someone who's genuinely nice to waiters, stroke everyone, and understanding why that matters more than their jawline.
• 20:55
  unknown: Yes.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck boy era is out, nice guy era is in.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: And it goes back to what we said the other day about, you know, the finger clicking, the demanding, whatever.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_02: I went out with a guy that was very rude to bar staff or wait staff or whatever, and it used to make me fucking cringe.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it was difficult because I'd been with him quite a long time and I was living with the twat, but oh and I just used to dread it.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: I used to dread it.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_02: It was awful.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_02: We do it.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: Sense of entitlement, you massive morons.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then last one, which I think you all agree with, is no longer needing everyone to like you.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the people-pleasing era is over.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: So I completely agree.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't need everyone to like me, I give a fuck way less.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_02: But what I don't like is the bitching and snitching behind someone's back.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like at all.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_02: Own your shit.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um But also, if you are going to do that and someone asks you about it, say it with your full chest.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_02: Because if you haven't got the nuts to say it to their face, don't say it behind their back.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_02: Preach.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_02: Just saying.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_02: Because I ain't here to fuck around.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_01: We see you.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_01: But also, I just I think I just don't care.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like, the we've said it before, the people's opinions that matter are those that are closest to you.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: Not you're not gonna be everyone's cup of tea.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, and that's fine, I agree.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_02: I agree.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but before we move on, because our darling girl isn't in her 30s, she did ask me to add something that's better in your 40s.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: Things that are better in your 40s, having sex, apparently.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: But the caveat to that is having sex with a 28-year-old.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: Go on! In basically a really well-known dogging spot.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_01: So here for it.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: You've got to scratch those itches.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking hell! Age is just a number, baby.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let me fucking tell ya.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, so I did say that I'd I did say I'd say that one for her.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's iconic.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bless her.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: She did voice note it to me, but she was far too excited in the voice note, and it was nearly one I am.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I haven't as well.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_01: I thought.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: Probably not a podcast.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh right, let's hear it then, because I enjoyed these last week.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_01: You haven't looked at Oh, I haven't I've omitted it from.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: Stop looking at my cards.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_02: I've omitted it from my flashcards.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_02: Come on down! How to Rage Bait Men by Liv.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: Tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be a cunt.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_02: Aside from the obvious, what would you change about yourself if you could?
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh burn.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_02: You look like you don't know how to grill a steak.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, okay.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_02: You know how seriously men take their barbecue against steaks that yeah, mad for barbecue.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_02: I've had enough.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um I said this one the other day to one of my friend's husband, I like your blouse.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because he was wearing a lovely billowy linen number.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: And I said, Oh, I like your blouse.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: He literally looked at me with complete confusion.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um as an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_02: The burn.
• 24:39
  unknown: Jesus.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um, it any of these can be used, by the way.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_02: It's all an act of free will crack-on.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: I just can't picture you playing sports.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, it's a bit like the one last week that if you were athletic, what sport would you play?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_02: Uh you look like you hold your fork with a fist.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: I again dated a guy that did that, and I literally thought, you look like a Neanderthal.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_02: God.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: Um, if you were tall, what height would you like to be?
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_02: Mr.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_02: Five Free.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Mr.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: Five'3, we see you.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: Three platforms on.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking hell.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_02: I was expecting some backlash after that actually, and there hasn't been any.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: Not yet.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, also from the girls, because you know, everyone should be able to date who they want, that's fine, but I also think you should give your taller broads a little bit of a go and just you know, back off the six foot fours if you're below five foot four, yeah.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_02: But no backlash.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: Which is surprising.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: No trolling yet, thanks.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_02: No trolling, but please try.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_02: It'll give us a laugh.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we put a couple of polls and questions out there on Instagram this week.
• 25:52
  unknown: Oh gosh.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: And the one we put out was tell us about your worst friend breakups.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm happy to kick this off because mine was a friend breakup that I wasn't even aware of because I got ghosted by my best friend.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: Straight up ghosted.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: And it got to the point where I was like, Is there something?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm quite self-reflective, and I thought maybe I'd done something wrong.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I reached out to another friend and was like, I just want to check, is everything okay with this person?
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because I've not heard anything, I've tried to help um offer to help them move house, you know, you said like happy to do things on your terms or whatever.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: Basically didn't hear anything.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: I then found out through Instagram that they were moving overseas.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: And that was it.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, okay, so have you spoken to them since?
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: Once or twice.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_01: They reached out when I split up with my ex-partner.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: So I think what people have got to understand is it might seem like nothing, but it fucking isn't.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Because just don't leave people questioning.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: Just say it, even if you want to be a cunt, just say it.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_02: Because what's Chloe Kardashian say, one truth hurts less than like seven lies.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_02: Because you have it once.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_01: And I think that's true.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: I would rather have just known.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I think it's that thing of you mentioned it earlier, like sometimes you you outgrow someone.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and that's I've been there with a lot of friendships.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_02: I've been there, and I'm sure people have been with me.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_02: And you move and your life changes.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: You grow up, like, especially in your 20s.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I think the person you are in your teens versus your 20s versus your 30s versus your forties are all really different.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: Christ, yes.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_01: And it's okay if you outgrow someone, but just have the balls to have a conversation with them.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_02: Don't be a dick about it.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, so there's mine.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: What have you got?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_02: This is this is not me.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_02: No one gets submissions.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, okay.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: Pitchforks and talk cheese out.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_02: Slept with my boyfriend at my very lavish 21st birthday.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's savage.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, at 21, you know a hundred like you're not 15, 16, being mean girl energy.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: At 21, you know exactly what you're doing.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: Plenty.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_01: So we've had this one submitted.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_01: Left me high and dry on an important court case.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: She was the main witness besides me.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: She blocked me, and I haven't heard from her since.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_02: That is I'm lost for words, like lower than low.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it is the lowest of the low, because I think even if you've fallen out with someone or you're not their biggest fan anymore, you do what's right.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, 100%.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_01: You do what's right.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_01: I've always said I was like, an ex could reach out to me and say, Oh my god, this happened.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: Could you give me a character reference?
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: I would give a fair reflection on them as a person.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I just think like, how much of an awful human being are you that you wouldn't do the right thing?
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm I am not about that at all.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: Not a friend.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what?
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: Let them go because clearly they were never a really good enough friend in the first place.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_01: Bye, Felicia! Bell end.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I've got a little bit for you here.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: Go on.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: So again, if you see anything interesting online, ping it through.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_01: So this was on BuzzFeed.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: So these are men's confessions.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: So these are taken from single guys before they moved in where they're significant others.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: So some of them aren't too bad.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not judging them too hard.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: So for example, I used to cook huge vats of spaghetti, jambalaya, sausage and gravy, or something else, that I could just ladle out a bowl for dinner throughout the week.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: It saves so much time.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: Now meals have to have variety and taste good.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't think that's too bad.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because if you're meal prepping, basically what they're saying is they used to meal prep and just eat the same thing for the week.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but he's saying what?
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because he's got a girlfriend that now has to be a tea.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: He now does that tea.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so now he's like spiced up his cooking a bit because he's not just cooking for one personal week.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_01: I gotcha.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean I don't think that's that bad.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: But some of them get more feral.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: Right, okay.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_01: This is the this there's a whole other layer after this.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_01: So my wife's friend recently got married.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: Her husband tried putting his dirty shoes in the dishwasher with the dishes to clean his shoes.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: She vetoed that in a heartbeat.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: One, what the fuck is going through your shit thick skull?
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_02: Two, I wouldn't just veto it, I'd wrap them around his fucking head.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: Horrendous.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: No amount of dishwasher cleaner is gonna get rid of those athlete's foot trainers in there.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_02: Put them in a washing machine.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: Well just take them outside and hose them with Jay's fluid, you dirty old fuck.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, gross.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, guys.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_01: This one is I no longer have a bachelor's salad.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_01: What's a bachelor's salad, you ask?
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's where you hold the head of lettuce over the sink, you pour dressing on it, and you chomp away.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like a horse.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_01: You chomp away like a horse.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: I refuse to believe men are real.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_02: They're not fucking real.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh okay, so these are I'm gonna trigger warning these.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_03: Trigger warning!
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: Because these are the worst ones.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_01: I stopped putting dirty dishes in the fridge so I can procrastinate for a week before having to wash them.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_01: Right, say that all again.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: I stopped putting putting dirty dishes in the fridge so I can procrastinate for a week before having to wash them.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: So they finish eating, they get their dirty plate, and they just put it straight in the fridge.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: And just let it stack up over the week and then do them all in a wanna.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you putting it in the fridge?
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: I guess to stop flies coming in.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_01: Bacteria spreading, they think.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's just capsizing my world, but continue.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: This is awful.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: I had to stop pissing in bottles.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_01: I picked up the habit on deployment.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: She wasn't impressed when I rolled over at 1am and pissed in a bottle off the side of the bed.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think you are?
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: Henry the fucking eighth! Empty your bedchamber.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, go to the fucking loo, you total cock end.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's gross.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, the I think these get worse as they go.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_01: I've got I've got three more.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_01: We're almost there.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: I had a boyfriend once who would wear his dirty clothes in the shower while showering and wash his clothes by rubbing bar of soap all over himself, his clothes, and then claim triumphantly that he killed two blurred of one stone.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_02: Then uh don't tell me they're still together andor marrying.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I would absolutely hope not.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_02: Because just before you go on to the next one, this this just reminds me of one of our friends.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: She went out with a guy that he used to shower, but he'd never use shampoo or body soap.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: He would just shower.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_02: Explain that to me.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: So he didn't even use any form of soap.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_02: And I said to her when she called me and said, Chin him off.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: We're not together anymore.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_02: And she said, Am I gonna regret this?
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I said, You're not gonna regret saying goodbye to a guy that doesn't wash his body, his clothing always smells damp, and he doesn't even use shampoo in his hair.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: What I don't understand, I have a brother.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_02: I have a brother.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_01: I have a brother, and I have a brother! My parents taught us how to use the washing machine.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_01: You learn to wash from a young age.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like you Your pits, yeah.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_01: Your dad, your fairy.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_01: So how are girls surviving and thriving so well?
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: And young men are not?
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: Riddle me that.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: Mmm.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: I hope both sides of your pillow are warm.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you really this really does require a trigger warning.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: So it involves poop.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: Ah! So if you don't like poop, press skip by 15 seconds.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know this was a thing until I read this and I was horrified.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_01: I gave up the old poop knife in brackets.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_01: A knife you keep in the bathroom to cut up poops too big to flush.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: Close brackets.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_02: I weirdly did know about this.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: Did you?
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: Not because I've done it, fucking heavens above, but because I had a friend that did it, and then we googled it as a joke, and there is actually a poo knife that you can buy on the book.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's awful.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna get you on for Secret Centre.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you fucking dare?
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna troll you with it.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's awful.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that was a thing, so I'm really sorry.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_01: Um okay, and finally, I had to stop peeing in the sink.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_01: I still did it sometimes secretly, but we had four people and one bathroom at that point.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: Who's peeing in the sink?
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, it's just we're in the trenches.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: The bar is in hell.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: What's happening?
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_01: Men are way more gross than we expected.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking disgusting.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_01: In the interest of hashtag not all men, um, I like to think, and I really hope that not all men are like that, but God only knows what happens.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: Meinous little fuckwit to men in their late teens, early twenties until well, late twenties and into their early 30s until they actually settle down.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: Awful.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to know what's going on in their brain.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_02: I really do.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: I can tell you.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: A monkey going round clapping.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's the sound of tambourines.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_02: And sometimes maybe it's even like something like not a tambourine, maybe it's a maraka, you know, advanced.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_01: Ariba, arriba! Yeah.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_01: Right, should we finish with quick fire this or that?
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_01: You go, Glen Coco.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Right, are you ready?
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm ready.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: Gladiator ready.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_01: I got my buttons ready.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: Love bomber or emotionally unavailable.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: Emotionally unavailable.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: One long-term best friend or a big group of good friends.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_02: Ha ha ha ha! Learnt the hard way.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: Big group of good friends.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_01: Reply straight away or leave it on red for a bit.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Leave it on red.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: Knowing they like you or the chase.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: The chase.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_01: Confrontational or avoid it at all costs.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: Or I'm a mix.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a mix.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_02: Because if you really are a cunt, I'll let you know about it.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_02: Or we'll fucking let you know.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck around to find out.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_02: But also, if I do think you're a dick, I will just leave you alone.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no one likes drama.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: Step on a Lego or bite your cheek eating.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: Bite a cheek.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_01: Side hustle or salary.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: Side hustle.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_01: Always say what you're thinking or never be able to say no.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_01: Always say what I'm thinking.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_01: Block toilet at a party or run out of loo roll on a date.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Blocked what?
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: Blocked toilet at a party.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_01: Or run out of blue roll on a date.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: Block Lolo.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_01: Chronic we should hang soon person or the one who actually organises.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: One who organises.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, nice.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing worse than someone going.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh we really must put something in the diary.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I hate it.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_01: Social pressure to see people.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: Ha! Which I've started doing recently, which is I'm I'm loving, is stopping putting in effort where I don't always get it back or where people don't fill my cup.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, drain you.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_01: I need radiators in my life, not drainers.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_01: She's not talking about me.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like a midwife.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: I always deliver.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: She's like the sun.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like a midwife, I always deliver.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_02: Right, quick fire.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_02: This or that for Charlotte over here.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_02: Partner who's your best friend, or partner who keeps the mystery.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_01: Partner who's your best friend.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, alright.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_01: Work from home or in an office?
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_01: In an office.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_01: I actually like a bl I actually like a blend of the two.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_01: But if you would say, God, take me back to COVID.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_01: Awful.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: Working at home all the time on your own.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, no, I'm not.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm too much of a social bean.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: I couldn't do it.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: But actually, my my honest answer is hybrid.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_02: Send the voice note or never send one.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: Always send the voice note.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're quite weird.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: You get your own podcast from me.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_02: Only be able to eat lukewarm food forever or food that's slightly too salty.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_02: Lukewarm.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_02: Soft launch or hard launch on the grid.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Soft launch.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: I like being mysterious.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh gap year or straight into work.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: Or uni.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh gap year would be my choice now looking back.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me too.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_01: I took an educational gap year, I had to repeat it here.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_01: And then, which my parents are really delighted about, and then I uh travelled a bit after uni.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_01: But if I had my time again, gap gap yaw.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: Gap ya.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_01: Go to para.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_01: And tons and ah.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_01: Chanda everywhere.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_02: Uh kindred spirits, yeah.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um cold side of the pillow or warm, fresh out of the dryer.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_02: Out of the dryer, baby.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'd say cold side of the pillow.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh find a bug in your room or a spider.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_01: Or I'd take a bug, I hate a spider.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_01: I actually don't enjoy either, but I'm taking a bug.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm taking a bug over a spider.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: I found a lizard in my room on Safari.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_01: What did you do with her?
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I went and found someone to get rid of it.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's actually wasn't even a lizard, it was like a dragon.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_01: It was a massive dragon.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: A dragon.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: A dragon.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: He was called a water monitor.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_01: It was huge.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_01: Terrifying.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_01: He hissed at me.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't enjoy it.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_01: It was massive.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_01: It was probably like the length of your whole arm.
• 39:31
  unknown: Alright.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I'll take a bug.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take a bug over a dragon.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: I know the answer to this one, but um group chat or one-on-one.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_02: One-on-one.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like a group chat.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: Too much pressure to reply.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, just real quick.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_01: If so, my best friends, Maggie and Holly, if I miss, like, if I'm in the office and I can't reply, it happens to all of us.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: But if you miss a beat, oh my god, and then I'm like, hi, can someone please just give me a summary, just a high-level summary.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_01: What am I missing?
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's what we call it.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_01: Your homework.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that don't ever do that to me.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh be the most talented person in the room or the most liked.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: Most talented.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_02: And you don't give a fuck if you don't like me or not.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_02: I need to say that.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_02: So before we fuck off for the week, huh?
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um just an interesting thought I had, which you might think is weird.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_02: Dangerous.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_02: An interesting thought I had while I was trying to get off to sleep the other night.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: How interesting would it be?
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_02: Henry VIII on hinge.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_02: Don't know why it came into my head, but it did.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_02: Tudors with hinge.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: And balloon would be all over it.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_02: Just think about it for a second.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_02: She got her head chopped off.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_02: But think about it.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: Think about how much he'd be swipe, swipe, swiping away.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_02: Busy man.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_01: He'd be bedding all.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_01: Think about how many more We'd all be dead?
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_01: How many more SCIs would be floating around if they had back in back in day?
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be your lady in win.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_02: So neat.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's just one of my rogue thoughts that popped into my head and I thought, I'm gonna fucking ask her what she thinks.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_01: I like the Tudors, probably my favourite part of history, you know.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_01: I love those Tudors.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: You can shove the Industrial Revolution, I guess it's important.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_02: Jonathan Reese Myers.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, see the one with the nice eyes who's in Bend It Like Beckham, that one.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen his version of the Tudors?
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_02: No, I never watched it, it was on BBC.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_01: And Henry Cavill in that as well.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah?
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_02: Totally fuckable cast of the Tudors, let me tell you.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_02: He probably would get syphilis and I.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well no, because he's got chlamydia and I.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, also smelly pits.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh poor high school.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: Smelly pits, no one would be able to shave.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_02: You literally would be greeting them beaver first.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: Also, Henry VIII died of like gout in the end, because he overeat.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was he's not doing he's not doing much for you in the bedroom, is what I'm saying.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_02: But what would you do if you came across Henry VIII?
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: This is one of my ADHD thoughts, I think.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_02: What would you do if you came across Henry VIII on hinge?
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'd swerve.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta just swipe left or swipe right and at.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: Which way is he's a no from me.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_01: He's getting my extra.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_01: You guys have to confirm this with us, but does right mean yes?
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: But if I'm on if I'm Simon Cowell, he's not getting my golden buzzer, he's getting my your red one.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_01: He's getting my big red one.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: No from me.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be too scared of that.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_01: Too high profile.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but if so if you have any ADHD thoughts at night, send them in.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_02: Please, no, please do.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: But I want something new.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_02: But what I was gonna ask you, if you were on a dating app, like Raya or something like that, you know the ones we're all doing.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_02: Raya.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_02: Raya, Raya, whatever you want to call it, who would you want to mate?
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, who would you go on a date with?
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_02: I know mine immediately.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_02: Do you?
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Glen Powell.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: I can't believe I even hesitated on that.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: I can't believe I even hesitated on that.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_01: You know, that the in um just real quick, we've obviously been watching off campus.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: So great, recommend.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_01: So great.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_01: If you loved Wantry Hill back in the day and you're in your late 20s, early 30s, fucking get it on.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's great.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_01: I've finished it.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm almost there.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_01: But the guy that there's a budget Glenn Powell in that.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_01: Do you not think the blonde guy?
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_01: Dean! Yes, he's Budget Glenn Powell.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, GP.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh baby, he's getting it.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_01: He's getting it.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no fair.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: Well, actually, I've got a few.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_02: Any more for him?
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Henry Cavill.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting fact about me, I have one of Henry Cavill's fleeces.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, you do from what?
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, you do! I have Superman, was he?
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_02: His fleece in the kitchen with his name sewn into it from when he was at Stowe.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_02: So, any offers, send them my way, but I still won't part with it.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_02: I know our darling friend Kaz is desperate to have it, she sniffs it every time she comes over, but we're not doing it.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_02: Get it on eBay.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_02: See how much it goes down.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: Get on eBay! It's it's not a joke.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_02: I will I will send you a picture, I will show it on Instagram.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: Put it on the stories, yeah.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking legit.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for strapping in for another week with you girls.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_01: Episode four, episode four.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: If you've got any funny stories, any questions, any topics you want us to talk about, yeah, DM us.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_01: Get them in on email, fridays at outlook.com.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, anything to be honest, even like random stray thoughts that I just had at the end there.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_01: And remember, if it's not filling your cup, chuck it out.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: Smack it off.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: Smack it off.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_02: But that's it for another week, and we'll see you next Friday.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: Day topic.