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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 17th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: He's our missile.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Wood Show on a Friday, and a
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: lot of people are still texting where's what he?
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  Speaker 3: Where is he?
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  Speaker 1: It's got the day off today. He's going to be
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: back on Monday.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: It is a Friday, and it's a special Friday because
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  Speaker 1: Menace is going to grace us with his late night monologue.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Weekend reviews always good. I hope you got a diaper
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  Speaker 1: on kind of the peeing front of the peeing from
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  Speaker 1: the laughter and.
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  Speaker 4: He well, this week, Eminem became a grandfather again. This
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  Speaker 4: is crazy. It's like Morgan, you can be this baby's
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  Speaker 4: great grandmother. Morgan is so old Sean Conry would help
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  Speaker 4: her across the street. And he's dead.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sensing a theme here already.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Lonnery, last week, get it because he's dead, all right?
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: Last week we got to take a tour Jay Leno's
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  Speaker 4: garage and Greg was cracking up Jay with a ton
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  Speaker 4: of jokes. And but you didn't share that one joke, Greg,
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  Speaker 4: that one you know you remember that one right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the one about the dude in the Soviet Union
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  Speaker 1: buying a car.
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  Speaker 4: No no no, or the dots one no no no.
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  Speaker 4: That other one has said, check my oil and I'll
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  Speaker 4: Joe and your carburetor.
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  Speaker 2: That I mean, don't you forget the best one.
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  Speaker 1: Guy I was talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that was more of a statement on a joke,
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  Speaker 4: but I don't know. I thought it was funny. All right,
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  Speaker 4: obesie rates are down in America, and it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: really they invented a magical shot that keeps everybody from eating.
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  Speaker 4: Now everyone's skinny, crazy? Right, next thing, you're gonna tell
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  Speaker 4: me the sky is blue? And Greg is it a
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  Speaker 4: ravenous whore.
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  Speaker 1: Oay?
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  Speaker 5: Next thing, you know, they're gonna be told one thing
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  Speaker 5: at least to another.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, a founding member the band Kiss has died. Yeah, unfortunately,
• 2:03
  Speaker 4: that bitch that killed Selena is still alive. It's like, death,
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  Speaker 4: you got this bitty bitty bum her ass out.
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  Speaker 6: Of here already.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: What's taking you so long?
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  Speaker 1: Death?
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  Speaker 4: Also, I have a few suggestions Death, you know I
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  Speaker 4: want to show Uh. I'll share them later.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Yeah, alright?
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: Stings dude. Kevin Fairline says the situation with Britney Spears
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  Speaker 4: is ten times worse than you think. Ten times worse.
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  Speaker 4: That's like being married to Kevin Fairline Kell all right, rimshot, there,
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  Speaker 4: I guess. Okay, an object known as Atlas is coming
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  Speaker 4: towards Earth and it's going to be here by November.
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  Speaker 4: And this guy from Harvard says it might have aliens.
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  Speaker 4: So Greg, let me ask you, do you want to
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  Speaker 4: be docked or probed? Okay, well I think probe and
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  Speaker 4: you want to practice? Okay, all right, all right, anyone
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  Speaker 4: to hear buy any bitcoin lately? Okay, Well I bought this.
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: I bought this new bigcoin is called Bunghole. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you use it to buy use it to buy passes
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  Speaker 4: that day spas and Martemi's oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: Now I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, it's a solid investment. Yeah, all right, it's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: It's an awesome time of the year. You know, sports
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  Speaker 4: is happening all over the place, and people keep on
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  Speaker 4: talking politics. You know, it's really bringing America together. Oh wait,
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  Speaker 4: it's not. It's just a big turd sandwich. And I mean,
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  Speaker 4: uh yeah, eat up, my friends. All right, there we go,
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  Speaker 4: there's the room shot. I'm before won't enjoy that. Anyways,
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  Speaker 4: we have a great show for you. The howk to
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  Speaker 4: of Girl is here and uh we have music by
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  Speaker 4: movie and that is your weekend review. Sorry, I told
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  Speaker 4: you I got really thrown off by that haircut place.
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  Speaker 3: Where's where's the jokes that you were going to get to?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, a death list of people, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so if you had to pick one person, die
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  Speaker 4: go first.
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  Speaker 3: Got me first one.
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  Speaker 4: I brought it up.
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  Speaker 3: Come back to me, I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, all right, I don't have anybody.
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  Speaker 5: I'll go with Kim Jong guests safe.
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  Speaker 4: Guess that's at cardon Arks Kiddy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we're all okay with that dictator of
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  Speaker 5: North Caria.
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  Speaker 4: He loves basketball. You can't be that bad bright anyways, disagree?
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  Speaker 4: Coming up, we have failed stories and this could have
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  Speaker 4: been a starting off the fail segment seated and yesterday
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  Speaker 4: we did have a fail when we're trying to get
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  Speaker 4: the delivery guy to come upstairs and give him some
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  Speaker 4: gift cards and spin the wheel. But we will be
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  Speaker 4: doing that later on this morning. We're gonna try it again.
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  Speaker 4: It is a driver appreciation week here on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: In Menace, I got you a cheat seat of phrases
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  Speaker 5: in different languages in case that's an issue this.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, because yesterday we had a little communication problem.
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  Speaker 4: If you have not seen the videos, go to our
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  Speaker 4: instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram and yeah, if
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  Speaker 4: you're just tuning in the first time. This week, we
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  Speaker 4: have a delivery driver come by the building and we
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  Speaker 4: try to talk them into coming upstairs and spinning a
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  Speaker 4: wheel for gift cards up and they can win.
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  Speaker 1: Hundreds of dollars and guaranteed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And we had three people come up already and then
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  Speaker 4: we had one fail yesterday. But coming up next is
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  Speaker 4: the Friday Fail stories on The Woody Show. Wood he
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  Speaker 4: is not here today. He is picking up a plane.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to just say he's off Greg because
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  Speaker 4: the conspiracy. Yeah, yeah, read it. Oh my god, what
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  Speaker 4: what's he doing?
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  Speaker 1: What is happening?
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  Speaker 4: He's just buying a planet life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And Sammy is out a wed Yeah, it's the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: It's Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Wood He is picking up his plane and flying back
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  Speaker 4: to our studio, Lucky and maybe he'll park it outside.
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  Speaker 1: We can check it out. That'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Do it, buzz By you have.
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  Speaker 1: An instructor go with them to get back. I think
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  Speaker 1: he does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does, Yeah, he's out. And then f y,
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  Speaker 4: you are listening for almost Monday to try to win
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  Speaker 4: some Dodgers tickets. But right now we are going to
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  Speaker 4: do Friday fail stories. We're well, we'll attempt to do
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  Speaker 4: it without Woodie. And uh, we've already had a couple
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  Speaker 4: of failed stories this morning, like me doing the monologue.
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  Speaker 2: Kicked it off, right, I think it was fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was all right.
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  Speaker 4: And Greg, are you gonna help read the stories today?
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  Speaker 1: I won't. I won't only help, I'll just read them, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank god?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, yeah, do we know when we're supposed to sing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, don't worry more. And we got this
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  Speaker 2: the only thing we're not going.
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  Speaker 5: To fail out walk in.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember remember.
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  Speaker 2: They stink in.
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  Speaker 5: Oh bega ultrap gigantic, uber, enormous massive.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, so it was like a menace solo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what one? Uh what he says, Oh
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  Speaker 4: that was great, that was good. I never know when
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  Speaker 4: it was great or not.
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  Speaker 2: This one was not great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they all kind of sound not.
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  Speaker 5: Terrible.
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  Speaker 2: This one had a little pepper on it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll start over in North Carolina, a dog, little duke
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  Speaker 1: and just chilling at home when its owner was out
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  Speaker 1: for the day. The owner just happens to be a firefighter,
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  Speaker 1: and he got an alert on his phone that there
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  Speaker 1: was a fire at the house. Now you're asking yourself,
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  Speaker 1: how did this fire start? Well, the dog had found
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  Speaker 1: a lithium battery, brought it over to the rug and
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  Speaker 1: started playing with it like it was some sort of
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  Speaker 1: chew toy. Bit into it, and when he did, the
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  Speaker 1: battery caught fire and it ignited. Now, luckily, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: so nobody was hurt. The dog is okay as well.
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  Speaker 1: Firefighters are warning people to be extra careful with those
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  Speaker 1: lithium batteries.
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  Speaker 2: It turns out if you take a fun yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: might catch.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that happened either. This is a funny one.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a photo of this in the news. A
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  Speaker 1: cop in California, out on patrol noticed a car drive by.
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  Speaker 1: Everything looked normal at first, but then he realized something
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  Speaker 1: was not quite right, got the driver to pull over,
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  Speaker 1: took a closer look, and figured it all out. So
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  Speaker 1: not only was the license plate fake, it was hand drawn.
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  Speaker 1: And the cop this.
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  Speaker 5: Is not the first time we've heard It's definitely not
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  Speaker 5: do they not know, that's a bigger problem than no
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  Speaker 5: license plate at all. The screams like, uh, pulled me over, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you're a board.
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  Speaker 1: So the cop pulled the driver over, and that's when
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  Speaker 1: the driver explained that they tried to make it look legit,
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  Speaker 1: and they even drew a little d m V website
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  Speaker 1: at the bottom this thing. It almost looked real. I
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  Speaker 1: did a pretty good job of it for a homemade
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  Speaker 1: license plate. Now the kicker is that the plate number
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  Speaker 1: and the tags are legit. This is for that car.
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  Speaker 1: It's just hand drawn. But the driver lost the actual
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  Speaker 1: license plate, didn't want to pay for a replacement, so
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  Speaker 1: he drew up this DIY.
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  Speaker 3: I get this. I get where he was gone.
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  Speaker 1: Greig gory thing. I think, actually I get it. But
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  Speaker 1: how do you lose a license plate?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it just fell off somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And also we don't know he could have been driving
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  Speaker 8: around for a long time with this fake one. Did
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  Speaker 8: it say how long he'd been on the streets?
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  Speaker 5: Didn't say probably the first time doesn't ge a warning
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  Speaker 5: by the yah, you never notice anything with certain areas
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  Speaker 5: with license plates.
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  Speaker 4: Because there's this one area that I go and I
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  Speaker 4: hang out in. Uh in the Coachella Valley. They're all
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  Speaker 4: about to sparkly license plate like covers.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: And then I heard I was reading an article in Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: They're straight up about like not having any license plates
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  Speaker 4: at all. They're just driving around like crazy with no license.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're just asking to get pulled over.
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  Speaker 5: Se that's the thing. There's certain areas where they just
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  Speaker 5: don't pull you over like this stuff, which men have
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  Speaker 5: pulled for the longest time with his he had paper
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  Speaker 5: plates or whatever. Oh yeah, dude, I was going over
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  Speaker 5: bridges not paying for years. And there are certain states
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  Speaker 5: where that just would not fly. If you'd be less
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: than a day, you'd be screwed, but not in certain places.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Well, in this case, the cop was not taking the excuse.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: He slapped the guy with a two hundred dollars fine
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  Speaker 1: and just an FYI, it would have only cost twenty
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  Speaker 1: seven dollars to get the actual new plate. Oh okay,
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: you wanted certain money and now I was paying two
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  Speaker 1: hundred bucks got dollars. It's like a billion billion dollars. Also,
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: in the lead up to this year's Holy War college
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: football game between Utah and BYU, fans are button heads
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  Speaker 1: online and one guy took it way too far. So
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: in a back and forth Twitter exchange, one BYU fan
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  Speaker 1: said he would be at the game and that any
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  Speaker 1: Utah fan he saw was dead and followed it up
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: with quote mark my words. And then another fan told
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  Speaker 1: him to log off, and the guy responded by saying,
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: quote anyone wearing red on Saturday is getting shot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So bound down aw man.
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  Speaker 1: Got reported to the police, but not before the man
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  Speaker 1: doubled down on his threat by saying people should come
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  Speaker 1: to the stadium and quote enjoy a bullet to the head.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Bring your kids. Toy was not stopping idiots, I can't
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  Speaker 1: say that. So cops tracked this nut job down. He
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: got arrested, and he was taken to fail. Jim didn't
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: even get to watch the sale. He represented his team
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: well you know, yeah and bright It worked. And then finally,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: this seventy year old dude finally had his lifelong secret
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  Speaker 1: come out. And the secret was no menace. Not that
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: he's gay, that's always a good one, Not that he
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: had an affair in some sort of secret family. His
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  Speaker 1: secret was that he was a millionaire. Oh now he
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: became a millionaire faking being blind so he could cash
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: in on disability payments. He actually did get declared blind
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  Speaker 1: over fifty years ago after this work accident, and he
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: collected over a million bucks in disability ever since that.
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  Speaker 1: But authorities got wind of what was happening. I guess
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  Speaker 1: they got some sort of tips, so they followed this
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  Speaker 1: guy around, recorded him, caught him faking his blindness after
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: they saw him doing yard work, including using tools that
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: would be mega dangerous if you were actually blind. He
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: was also seen carefully checking produce at the grocery store
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  Speaker 1: before buying it. So they followed the guy around for
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: two months before finally collecting enough evidence to bust him.
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  Speaker 1: The dude got arrested and indicted for fraud. Again it's
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  Speaker 1: the state. Nice fail.
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  Speaker 5: Now, that sounds like not a fil It sounds like
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  Speaker 5: he made a million dollars and had few years of
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: great time and it was making a rain.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: You know, that sounds pretty cool. Remember when Stevie Wonder
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: walked into our office by himself, I do and asked
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  Speaker 4: where the bathroom was I do. I'm just saying, there's
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: a lot of conspiracy and there's a lot of videos
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  Speaker 4: out there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody sounds driving.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he would do that to people that
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: come over to his house. It's like, let's go in
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  Speaker 4: my car and listen to some.
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  Speaker 1: Music, a video out there somewhere where he cashes like microphone.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it doesn't mean he's he sees nothing,
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: but you know, nothing news, but he's probably pretty.
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  Speaker 3: Blankt Yeah, find out.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one day the truth will come out.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Stevie.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Woody Show. What he is actually
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: picking up his airplane? So if you keep on texting
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: and where what he is at? Also, Sammy, she's out
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: at a wedding in Mallie. Yeah, yeah, just having a
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: good old time. They're getting married or getting married maybe
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: yeah a low Elope is it? Elope?
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Elope?
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  Speaker 4: Elope?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I never understand what that is. That is that when
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: you just get married, not tell anybody.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like a big wedding, what you did this?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, but that was just I had that plan
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: because I want to have a big party after and
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: I want everybody to show up. And I figured like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: they're already married, they're not going to come.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but eloping means like your parents aren't even there,
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  Speaker 5: and I think at least your spouse's parents were there.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Right, here's a legal question. Do you plan to elope
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  Speaker 1: or is it kind of a spur of the moment thing.
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: I think you can plan to a lobe you do. Yeah, okay,
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: it's kidnapped.
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  Speaker 1: Without saying names. I have a friend who is getting
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: married and told us recently that we're eloping next year.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it means you're just going off alone to get married.
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  Speaker 1: Is it implied that it's a secret.
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  Speaker 5: I will say this, girg. I think you're correct. The
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: traditional meaning of elope does have undercurrents of secrecy, and
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  Speaker 5: especially without parental consent, like a shotgun situ.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's almost a spur of the moment thing
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  Speaker 1: these days.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's means like, oh, we're gonna lope in
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  Speaker 5: Mexico next year. It's just gonna be us.
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  Speaker 1: So it's kind of changed, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: Or maybe they're like Greg on the secret and he's
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  Speaker 5: the only one that knows that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I didn't think you planned it. I thought it
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: was just like, you know what, let's get married tonight.
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  Speaker 5: And they used to say, like you put a ladder
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  Speaker 5: up and she climbed out of her window and they eloped,
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: Like I don't think that's the thing anymore.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Older. Well, anyways, they're not here. It's the Woody Show show.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: We're gonna play do you d u i q?
• 15:36
  Speaker 9: U i q?
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  Speaker 5: It is all right, so the u i q is played.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: That's how we do this set, hitting these streets, finding
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: drunk people, asking them just the easiest questions in the world.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: And then you played the d u i q at
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  Speaker 5: home by guessing nothing what the answer to the question is,
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: because everyone knows that. Duh easy. You guess is this
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: person so drunk that they well they will know the answer. Well,
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: they not know the answer. So if you guess whether
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: they know correctly, two times out of three you win.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: And uh, we got on the line, who menace?
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  Speaker 4: Who do we have Robert? Okay, we have Robert on
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: the line. Robert going on, where are you from? Robert?
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  Speaker 9: Nice?
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Promona And just a little side, just
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: a little side thing. I'm gonna be playing against dumb
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  Speaker 4: ass Tyler today.
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  Speaker 5: Right, So we got regular ass menace versus dumb ass Tyler.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: They are completely sober, but they are of lesser knowledge means,
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: so they will be playing with our drunk Elisa, who
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  Speaker 5: I talked to here. She's gonna tell us about what
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: she's been drinking in her plans for where the food
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: at afterwards.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: All right, I.
• 16:43
  Speaker 9: Feel so drunk because all I've been drinking right now.
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  Speaker 5: You give me an idea.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: What kind of alcohol was it?
• 16:49
  Speaker 9: Maybe like mica audios?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: And what are you gonna do when you get home tonight?
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: Well, you let me tell you a big nap.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I'm on the Hamberger.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: What are your favorite topics for your hamburger?
• 17:05
  Speaker 9: To Ma Lettuce on mayo Lettuce? Did I say it already?
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Double lettuce?
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: She just drunk or high as well?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: No, that's the.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Audios Like I used to have a three audios rule.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: It's like one all right, and then two your buzz,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: and then three you're pretty much so.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: That is the West Coast version of the Long Island
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: ice too.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I heard that you haven't lived. Yeah, I had never
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: heard of that.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: I should have followed that rule because one night I
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: hadn't eight.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I blacked night.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: That the night I remember possibly ooh, it's a bad one.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, Alissa, So again Robert on the phone,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: you don't have to know whether menace and dumb ask
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Tyler get the answers, right, you just guess on, Alyssa,
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: and we'll start with question number one, your eyes perceived
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: light and color through a series of raw and what roumas?
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Tyler obviously just write your answer to them. Morgan's playing
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: on the side too. Well, just for fun, get I'll
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: give Morgan credit. She's I don't want to answer. Uh,
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: that's dumbas Tyler's job.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Just for knowledge, Yeah, just to see what you know, Morgan.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: It would be if if there were a high school
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: made up of menaces and Tyler's and Sammy's, Morgan would
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: be the advanced placement class. I'm a little worried.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: About no way because listeners.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: No way, because listeners have been calling Morgan out saying
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: that she.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: As U's soaking this compliment.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: We'll play We'll play along. You guys, write your answers
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: down so around the room real quick for the benefit
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: of Robert, greg and Gina, et cetera. Do you think
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Alyssa our audios and Hamburger girl?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Alyssa, sorry, I absolutely not, absolutely not. Let Normally,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I don't even look at Menace when he answers that,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: so because a lot of you will look.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: At to gauge vibe.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I did look at Tyler and he seemed to write
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: down a full sentence. So I'm gonna say no to Tyler,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: like I couldn't take you that long to write that,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: And then, you know what, no to everybody except Morgan.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: All right, all right, I don't want to answer all that, guys,
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: just for me.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Robert, just for you. Do you think Alyssa, our drunk,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: will get the answer correct?
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: Well, I didn't even hear the question.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: You know, it's not feeding down properly. Question one more time?
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: The question their first question, your eyes perceived light and
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: color through a series of rods and what?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it? This is a know all around
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: What do you think?
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: And and I'm sober? All right?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: All right, well here's your answer. Well, first off, yes,
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: let's you all will start with thumb, asked Tyler. Rod's
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: and what prisms? Rods and prisms? Okay, pupils and pupils
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: and Morgan.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: So I first wrote beams and then I did a
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: slash and I wrote prisms as well. Oh my god,
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: rods and beams of sounds familiar.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm glad, I gotta I'm glad. I
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: guess correctly, right, Rods and.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Cones, ards and cones in the fourth grade? Third grade? Anyway?
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Well, they don't count, obviously, but does does Alyssa are drunk?
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Does she get the answer correct? Your eyes perceive light
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: and color through a series of rods and what colors?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Over here?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: I did not get it right, Robert, so much fun?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: One point for Robert.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: All right, so and no points for anybody so far?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Shout out.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Let's go see question number two for your d u.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: I q Cupid gets people to fall in love by
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: hitting them with what? All right, this should be massively on.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I can't believe I'm saying that. I'm going all yes,
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: quadruple yes.
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I was kind of thinking that Lissa too though, I mean, yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: let's go quadruple yes.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I think we I think it can be done.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: I'm not even writing it down. I'm gonna raw dog
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: it from my mouth. Okay, that's how confident I am.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: All right, Robert on the phone, do you think our
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: drunk Alyssa? That's all you gotta care about? Will Alyssa
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: know the correct answer to Cupid and what he uses?
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: Even a drunk person should know this, So I'm going
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: to go with y.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: All right, that's risky. I'm saying no. All right, Robert, Right, well,
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: our question, but we'll start we'll say Morgan till the end.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: We'll start with menace. This time Cupid uses a narrow dummice.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: Tyler uses an arrow. But to cover my bases, I
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: put Cupid's bow and arrow. Oh wow, look at out
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: smartening you, Robin Hood.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I assume you.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: My answer is bow and arrow.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Let's find out yes is in the room? Will Alyssa
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: give us a yes as well? For the point, Cupid
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: gets people to fall in love by hitting them with.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: What with the stick?
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: Like that?
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: What is happening on the end of his stick?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Triangles A triangle.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: Though, I don't know what that means?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Cupid?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: What that means? I was like, how could he say?
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I try to give her every opportunity to get back
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: on the train. She kept running away.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: All right, well, Robert's still in the game.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Yes, you have one final question, Robert, to our trunk, Alyssa,
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: here's your question number three? Ordinally what number century are
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: we in right now? So again ordinally as opposed, and
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I'll give you a clue that is ordinally as opposed
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: to cardinally you got sober during this ordinately, that's all.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: It's a tough word, ordinally as opposed to cardinally.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Can we just leave that word out?
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: You can.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: It does make It makes sense. What century are we
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: in right now? Ordinally?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Just what century are we.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: In right now?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: He's trying to see best Come on?
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, this is that specifically asked ordinally whatever
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: it does not get all right?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's throwing me up.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean anyone would know this, right, guys, ordinately
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: versus cardinally.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say yes to everybody except Alissa.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to say, just to mix things up.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: No to Morgan, no to Menace, yes to Tyler, and
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: no to Alissa. Tyler looks confident.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: It's that chain he's wearing.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: It's the chain.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It hyptizes listening, Robert, will you think?
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: I mean she couldn't get the arrow? So I'm going
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: to say no, there you go.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: All right, let's go around the room, starting with Ustener
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: more of this time, twenty first century, twenty first century, mass,
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: twenty first century.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: Now, this is where I think the trick is. It's
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: the twentieth century, because I don't think you count the
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: first one because it would be like year zero to
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: year one hundred.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: You have, you've walked your way into the wrong answer there.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I to help you out.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: That's why in the nineteen hundreds it was twentieth century.
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: Fo.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was trying to help id just forget that part.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: So menison, I A right, that's correct.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: I like weird heads out though also, well, I don't
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: know the Romans. Isn't there like two hundred years missing?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Aren't they like going back and forth about that, Like
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: the Romans like actually.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Changed the years?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Are you talking of the Mayans?
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: No?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: No, No, like they because they want to seem more powerful,
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: they want to erase a certain amount of history. So
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: there's like this argument that we're actually living in the
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: eighteen hundreds or something.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: We'll have to go back to that one.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Mat Yeah, so that yeah, I'm one out right?
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: What again, Robert guests know, for Alyssa, let's find out
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: ordinally what number century are we in right now? It's
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: gonna happen this year? Do you think, like you to
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: predict what's gonna happen?
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: You know what, I think I'm gonna get my job
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: I'm getting a new car.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: I'm I'm gonna do something.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Am I.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: I see why this chick is drinking so much.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: I'd like to outlook, get a job. I'll do something.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: This is my year.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't drink those audiolses though.
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Congratulations, robber, you will get yourself a fancy fine prize.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: That was a very tough game. Well except for the
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: cupids stick question. Yeah, but well done, swer.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, Wait, so what's the difference? Be ordinately and ordinally?
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: So? I think the order of things right here, Google.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Because I had a debate with a friend of mine
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: who just would not accept the fact that there was
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: no year zero. So when everybody freaked out in the
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: year two thousand and said, oh my god, it's a
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: new millennium, no it's not. It started in two thousand
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: and one because there was no year zero?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Is that targ Tyler's argument heats along those lines like
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: order is in the order of things?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: So the first century Cardinal's just one, two, three, four, five,
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: sixty seven.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Oh so I had it backwards exactly, Okay.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: But I like where your head was at you were
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: trying to think about it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: That big old noggin. It's a size eight. By the way,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: they told you to write down on a piece of paper.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: You literally have paper from You're like, where do I
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: write it? Jeez, look at that as you got flustered.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, you don't have to put Oh.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: My god, this has gotten really angry. Let's take a
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: quick break.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I've had a lot of Tyler I like Menace because
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: I don't think he even knows he's funny books, I mean,
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: how much are they when you say words and it
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: just happens to be Now, can you help me with
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: the pronunciation of this
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: Show?