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Your Chance To Rename The Golden Butthole Plus 9 Things To Know

It's Monday, and your weekend warrior dreams have been dashed. Back to work, automatons!

Oh, and the city of Sterling Heights would like the public to help rename (or name) the sculpture it calls the Golden Corridor Icon in the median of Hall Road. There are a ton of prizes on offer for first-, second- and third-place entries, so find more information here.

In other news of the absurd, Little Caesars is unveiling a bacon-wrapped deep-dish pizza, ringed with three and a half feet of bacon.

Yes, we discuss some real/serious news as well:

A former UAW vice president has been charged as part of a…

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