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The People's Donkey · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
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  Speaker 2: Remember now, that's it's how they choose.
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  Speaker 3: Call in now eight hundred five eight one five one.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey today for Friday, mart twentieth is the people's donkey.
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  Speaker 1: This is why I allow folks to call in and
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  Speaker 1: give people the credit they deserve for being stupid.
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  Speaker 2: But before I do that, I want to give you
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  Speaker 2: an update.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Remember on Monday I gave Rebel Wilson's PR team
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  Speaker 1: donkey of the day, in particular a digital fix the
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  Speaker 1: name Jed Wallace and an entertainment publisher's name. And listen, Nathan,
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  Speaker 1: because according to the Hollywood Reporter, there was leaked audio
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  Speaker 1: that revealed a plot by Rebel Wilson's PR team the
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  Speaker 1: smear a movie producer as a sex traffickery.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that, right. If you don't hear the leak, call listen.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the deal with Rebel and I think you me
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  Speaker 4: and and Brian and maybe Katie Essence, she'll write this thing.
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  Speaker 4: What we have to do is the biggest piece here
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  Speaker 4: is that we have to connect Amanda Ghost with Vlatnick.
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  Speaker 5: And I thought I.
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  Speaker 4: Was just like, so basically, what we need to do
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  Speaker 4: is we need to create a path where we expose
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  Speaker 4: Amanda Ghost.
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  Speaker 6: Amanda Ghost is like the new Heidi Flies, like she Masqurades.
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  Speaker 2: Is.
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  Speaker 6: The reason why she sucks so bad at music is
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  Speaker 6: because she's actually getting hookers for Vlatnik, right, and that's
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  Speaker 6: what she does. She's an absolute madam and that's why
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  Speaker 6: she's so lethal. Blah blah blah. But that's He's right, Like,
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  Speaker 6: we can't just do like, oh, she's a bitch, she sucks.
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  Speaker 6: It's like it's got to be really, really heavy and
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  Speaker 6: connected to something that heavy.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll talk about that tomorrow too. They were trying
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  Speaker 2: to smear her as a sex trafficker.
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  Speaker 1: And if you need more context to that lak call,
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  Speaker 1: he's Kevin Clancy, a barth do explaining for those of
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  Speaker 1: us who graduated in night school.
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  Speaker 2: Because we got left back post or twice.
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  Speaker 7: All right, we got big drama coming out of Hollywood
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  Speaker 7: as Rebel Wilson's PR team allegedly attempted to execute a
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  Speaker 7: smear campaign saying that a Hollywood the producer was a
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  Speaker 7: sex trafficker, despite the fact that they had no evidence.
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  Speaker 7: This is a big deal because that PR firm, the
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  Speaker 7: agency group also represented Drake, Johnny Depp, and Justin Baldoni.
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  Speaker 7: So that is now four celebrities involved in very high
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  Speaker 7: profile public disputes where the opposite side is getting smeared
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  Speaker 7: versus Kendrick, Johnny Depp versus amberhard and Justin Baldoni versus
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  Speaker 7: Blake Lively.
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  Speaker 2: Those are three examples where.
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  Speaker 7: Internet slander was a huge piece of their PR campaign.
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  Speaker 7: And now it makes me wonder if this PR firm
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  Speaker 7: is just making this shit up.
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  Speaker 2: Yes I think they are, but I just want to
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  Speaker 2: give you all an update.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Rebel Wilson released a statement on Instagram and she
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  Speaker 1: says she had planned to stay quiet and wait to
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  Speaker 1: take the stand, which set an absolute bombardment from heavily
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  Speaker 1: paid crisis PR firms made it impossible to say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Will Rebel must be taking a page out of Melissa
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  Speaker 1: Nathan and Jed Wallace's playbook because they have said absolutely nothing,
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  Speaker 1: not one word. They haven't said anything a crisis PR
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  Speaker 1: firm like agency group. Melissa Nathan and Jed Wallace haven't
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  Speaker 1: said any and they are being accused of attempting to
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  Speaker 1: smear a movie producer as a sex trafficker, and they
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  Speaker 1: haven't said a word. You can allegedly create narratives to
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  Speaker 1: destroy other people's uh you know, reputations, but can't think.
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  Speaker 2: Of anything to save your own. I want to double
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  Speaker 2: down this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Please let Remma give them the biggest he hall again
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  Speaker 1: this week.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid mother dumb. Now it's time to let the people
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  Speaker 2: give folks the biggest he haul. Good morning? Who's this?
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  Speaker 8: Good morning?
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  Speaker 3: This is Mia.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling it from hey, Mia from Philly. Who you
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  Speaker 1: want to get the biggest he hall?
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  Speaker 2: To Parker? Oh? Mayash Rod? Why are you giving the
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  Speaker 2: mayor of Philly donkey? What she doing?
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  Speaker 8: What she put up speed bumps on every street of
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  Speaker 8: tearing people cars.
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  Speaker 2: Up, speed bumps.
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  Speaker 8: Speed bump on every street in Philly, tearing people, cars
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  Speaker 8: up people.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 2: But that means you must be speeding.
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm not let me finished on this, Okay. The
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  Speaker 8: second part is you can't go over twenty five miles
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  Speaker 8: per hour on Broad Street. People aren't getting one hundred
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  Speaker 8: dollars tickets every day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in Philly, but it
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  Speaker 1: sounds to me like y'all be speeding up and down streets.
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  Speaker 2: And so the mans the man slowed y'all down.
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  Speaker 8: No, and she's raising up. She's taxing the uber rides
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  Speaker 8: for people.
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  Speaker 2: She's canceling the uber rides.
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  Speaker 6: He's passing them, taxing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, taxing them. Oh, okay, okay, I don't know, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 9: Remember tax on Uber and left ride, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Do need to tell you speeding up and there's.
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  Speaker 8: A soda tack. They already they already passing us for
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  Speaker 8: the soda tax for the school. Now she's saying the
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  Speaker 8: Uber and Left taxes for the school, y'all knowing what
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  Speaker 8: the Solda tax money?
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  Speaker 1: The Solda tax is good because you know, there was
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  Speaker 1: a there was a time where Philly was the fattest
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  Speaker 1: city in America.
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  Speaker 2: That's not I don't think that's the case no more.
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  Speaker 2: But there was a timely take money is for the school?
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  Speaker 8: Where is that money? Where is that money at? Why
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  Speaker 8: are we paying an additional tax for uber and lift?
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  Speaker 10: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Damn, I did not know the man's control that. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know the men's controlled Uber.
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  Speaker 8: Well, she's additional.
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  Speaker 4: Tax on that.
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  Speaker 1: One of the additional taxes coming because of the high
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  Speaker 1: gas prices.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that. I don't I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if it's couse of the may or not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: This was this was implemented maybe about two or three
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  Speaker 8: weeks ago.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well, can we go back to the speed
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  Speaker 2: bump thing.
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to know that speed bumps only
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  Speaker 1: cause flat tires when you drive over the speed bump
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  Speaker 1: at high at high rate of speed.
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  Speaker 8: No, this is the thing with the speed bumps. They're
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  Speaker 8: rubber speed bumps other people from other people driving over
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  Speaker 8: on stands. There's big now and stunts. So when somebody
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  Speaker 8: like me round over the seedbumps, I'm gonna get a
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  Speaker 8: flat tire.
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  Speaker 3: I did see somebody complaining about this on tip sid Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah on uh it's tearing people cars up.
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  Speaker 10: They already now.
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  Speaker 9: We got by new tire.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. I'm sorry, baby girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this is affecting you because you sound
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  Speaker 1: like you're about to wrap. You sound like you're about
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  Speaker 1: to say, we come up.
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  Speaker 2: It's a co winner.
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  Speaker 3: Right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's right with me, right now. Well, salute to everybody
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  Speaker 2: in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: Man man Cheryl Parker, you're a constituent so I've set
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  Speaker 1: with you this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah Hata from Detroit with up though who you wanna
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  Speaker 1: get the biggest he had to I want to.
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  Speaker 9: Give it to MV.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, I'm gonna tell you why.
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  Speaker 9: Like wow, d the Post Office was claiming it back
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  Speaker 9: then that they were running out of money. It's like
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  Speaker 9: they're doing right now. And he made a lot of comments.
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  Speaker 10: About how he doesn't use the meal and how you know,
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  Speaker 10: basically nobody really uses it anymore. And I just wanted
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  Speaker 10: your viewers to know understand that the Post Office is
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  Speaker 10: put me entity that goes.
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  Speaker 2: To everything, every single way, every single every single house. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: got you, got you, got you.
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  Speaker 9: So what that means is when you order from UPS, Amazon, DHL,
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  Speaker 9: whoever else, a lot of times they dropped the packages
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  Speaker 9: off to us to take it the final mine.
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  Speaker 2: Got you.
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  Speaker 10: And because we're not a business and we are a
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  Speaker 10: service and we have supposed to turn our process, we
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  Speaker 10: don't charge that much. So with that being that, if
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  Speaker 10: we are gone, that could raise the cost of delivery
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  Speaker 10: one hundred and forty percent.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: Now, not only that, I can't even tell you how
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  Speaker 10: many times I've been doing this for ten years that
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  Speaker 10: I had to do wellness checks on.
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  Speaker 9: People because the elderly live alone.
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  Speaker 10: And because we're at that house every single day, you
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  Speaker 10: notice when someone is not doing the same thing they
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  Speaker 10: normally do, like they're not coming outside or whatever. I
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  Speaker 10: have customers that's actually saved people's life. I've I've even
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  Speaker 10: helped the error to leave man who tripped them fail
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  Speaker 10: and hit his head and he's walking his dog.
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  Speaker 8: I think we're valuable.
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  Speaker 10: I agree in a lot of ways that people don't
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  Speaker 10: know that we are, you know, but we love our customers.
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  Speaker 10: I would like to seek tell a lot of our
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  Speaker 10: customers love us, and I just want people to understand
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  Speaker 10: that it's not just me.
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  Speaker 2: You're one hundred percent right, listen.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate public h I appreciate postal service workers. Man,
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  Speaker 1: y'all are public service. If you ask me so, we
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  Speaker 1: appreciate your service. You're done pissed off all the postal
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  Speaker 1: workers envy.
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  Speaker 3: Know what I said was I said a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people don't use the post office, and that's true because
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  Speaker 3: that's why they're having a hard time with some of
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  Speaker 3: the money that But she.
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  Speaker 1: Was saying that's not true because she said that they're
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  Speaker 1: always she said, they're the only entity that goes to
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  Speaker 1: everybody's individual house. So she said sometimes those people like
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  Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know. If she said FedEx whoever,
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  Speaker 1: they'll give them the package.
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  Speaker 2: Said the other day.
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  Speaker 3: Me and me just reported this a day ago, and
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  Speaker 3: she said the post office is not bringing in the
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  Speaker 3: revenue that it was before because a lot of people
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  Speaker 3: are not using the post Office. They're using UPS, they're
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  Speaker 3: using using all these other places. And when she said that,
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  Speaker 3: I said, well then we should raise the price of,
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  Speaker 3: you know, sending things to the post office. The one
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  Speaker 3: thing about the post Office, there's so many different post
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  Speaker 3: Office branches closer than FedEx and UPS.
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  Speaker 2: I respect it. I love all all the post office.
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  Speaker 1: People say they're gonna bite you when they see the
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  Speaker 1: same way dogs be biting them. They say, when they
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  Speaker 1: see your little beage ass, you're getting big.
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  Speaker 2: They saved lives. She saved the old man. Huh, that's
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  Speaker 2: what the lady said.
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  Speaker 3: She saved the old man.
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  Speaker 2: Salute to all the post office work there. We love you.
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  Speaker 3: Not only that the post office is a place where
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  Speaker 3: when you got when you need to get your passport stuff.
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  Speaker 2: They do all the pictures and handle all that.
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  Speaker 3: And if you need a peel box show, you can
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  Speaker 3: go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to dress junk.
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  Speaker 3: Man, but I love all the post office work. It's
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  Speaker 3: salute to you guys. Definitely appreciate it. And actually you
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  Speaker 3: chose the side. That's how started the mixtape. Getting back
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  Speaker 3: in the day, I was sending everything CEO D through
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  Speaker 3: the post office before. I'm mess with the post office.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't use it as much, but yeah, mess
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  Speaker 2: with all.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, it's Friday, so you know what that means.
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  Speaker 3: It's freaking freaky, freaky Friday.
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  Speaker 2: You ever had sex with your first cousin? First of all?
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  Speaker 1: That man, yes, man, making people think we stand people
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  Speaker 1: with their kids. Yes, don't do that, grown man, you're
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  Speaker 1: forty eight years old.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just changed. The question came from somewhere. We just
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  Speaker 2: they pull that out of our ass.
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  Speaker 1: Mimi Brown, who does Front Page News, reported his story
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  Speaker 1: earlier and she had this to say, Oh, because they
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  Speaker 1: ain't got it.
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  Speaker 2: In the state of Florida, they trying to pass the
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  Speaker 2: bill where they make it illegal to marry. And I
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  Speaker 2: do not want to hear justin That was right.
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  Speaker 5: Headline out of Florida that's getting a lot of attention
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  Speaker 5: this morning. So a bill and Florida that would have
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  Speaker 5: banned people from marrying their first cousin has failed. Allmakers
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  Speaker 5: voted it down in the state Senate, meaning for now
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  Speaker 5: that kind of marriage is still legal in Florida. The
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  Speaker 5: bill would have blocked people from marrying marrying anyone closely
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  Speaker 5: related on their grandparents or through their grandparents, so basically
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  Speaker 5: your first cousin. Supporters say, there are plenty of other
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  Speaker 5: options out there, you don't need to date in the family.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: And this may not be over.
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  Speaker 5: Florida lawmakers say the issue could come back for another vote.
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  Speaker 1: So the Florida bill to band marrying first cousins failed
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  Speaker 1: to pass and the Florida Senate.
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  Speaker 3: So we're asking eight hundred and five eighty five, one
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  Speaker 3: oh five to one. This this sounds crazy to us.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that you heard of this?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Is this upset sht of this bill to marry
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  Speaker 2: your first cousin failed to pass?
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  Speaker 3: But we're asking, have you married your first cousin? Had
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  Speaker 3: you had relations with your first cousin first? Now, let's
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  Speaker 3: discuss first.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know how many people that y'all gonna get the
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  Speaker 2: color here and be.
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  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 3: If it failed, that means people are doing it first
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  Speaker 3: your auntie's child. Okay, eight hundred, that's it. Five uncle, five,
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  Speaker 3: one oh five to one. You can stay anonymous. I
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  Speaker 3: need to stay a lone out with Let's talk about
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