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Episode #3971 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive December 2001 · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to another Radio Archive Hour here from the Radio
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame, Phil Hendry Show and philhendryshow.com. Today we
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  Speaker 1: have for you Jeff Dauter, just months after the 9-11 attacks.
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  Speaker 1: This is December of 2001, and Jeff, at this point
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  Speaker 1: in his career, is a newspaper reporter for some syndicate.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think this lasted very long. Plus, you can
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  Speaker 1: hear him doing bong hits throughout this entire interview. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: he says that he feels New York and the West
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  Speaker 1: Coast are the most significant areas in the United States,
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  Speaker 1: and they must be protected... before any other place at
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  Speaker 1: all costs. They've got Disneyland and they've got all that
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  Speaker 1: cool stuff in New York and maybe Vegas too. The
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  Speaker 1: rest of the country is just gonna have to wait
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  Speaker 1: in line for their protection from terrorism. And also he
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  Speaker 1: says that New York and LA are like two breasts
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  Speaker 1: on an otherwise kind of hanky looking woman. Anyway. Why
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  Speaker 1: do you have him on? It was a long time ago, Margaret.
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  Speaker 1: Here he is, Jeff Dauter on a Phil Hendry show.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit of bad news, although we don't really
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  Speaker 1: know how bad the news is, but as you may
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  Speaker 1: have read or you might have heard, there was an
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  Speaker 1: alleged credible threat against bridges, landmark bridges and some other
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  Speaker 1: landmarks on the West Coast, specifically California. This was communicated,
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  Speaker 1: I suppose, by authorities to the authorities that be in California.
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  Speaker 1: Governor Gray Davis has made it public in California. And
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to get with correspondent Jeff Dauter. He's with
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  Speaker 1: the Kiesling News Service to tell us a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more about this and about how credible, how serious, etc.
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  Speaker 1: And Jeff joins us from Los Angeles. Jeff, how are
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  Speaker 1: you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing really good, Phil. It's been a very interesting
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  Speaker 2: couple of days with this credible threat against the bridges
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  Speaker 2: in California. But my sources tell me of the people
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  Speaker 2: I've talked to, authorities feel that because the West Coast,
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  Speaker 2: along with New York, are probably the two most important
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  Speaker 2: parts of America that they want to take it very
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  Speaker 2: seriously at this time. New York was very serious, but
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  Speaker 2: that has now reached a whole new level, Phil, and
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  Speaker 2: because they're now messing with the West Coast on that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when you say that authority... Just bring me up
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  Speaker 1: to speed a little bit, Jeff. You say that the
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  Speaker 1: West Coast and New York.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think everybody knows that the most important places
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  Speaker 2: in America is the West Coast and New York. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's just how it's always been. Additional police departments would
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  Speaker 2: be available to go to New Orleans, maybe, but right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you say New Orleans. Now, you've just brought up
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, see... My sources tell me within law enforcement that
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  Speaker 2: the two, I mean, the two coolest places to be
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  Speaker 2: in America is either New York, the West Coast, south
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  Speaker 2: of Sanford, well, actually Humboldt County South, and Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the two.
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  Speaker 1: Well, those are three places.
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  Speaker 2: Well, technically, yeah, there are three, but New York, the
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  Speaker 2: West Coast, and Las Vegas. And the reason why this
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  Speaker 2: has been a big news story is They mess with
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  Speaker 2: New York. If they mess with California, they're messing with
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  Speaker 2: a lot of stuff. So I would imagine, and I,
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  Speaker 2: as a newsman, I know I'm not supposed to have
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  Speaker 2: an opinion, but I think that the states around the
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  Speaker 2: United States should begin to mobilize their National Guard and
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  Speaker 2: send them to California in case California.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what about the protection of the other states? Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: they need their National Guard. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I mean, how bad do they need
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  Speaker 2: the National Guard at the Des Moines airport? You know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? You've got to think about this creatively.
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  Speaker 2: The coolest places there are is California and New York.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's no other place than Las Vegas. And
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  Speaker 2: my sources on the West Coast tell me that Disneyland,
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  Speaker 2: San Diego Zoo, all of the famous actors, Tijuana, the
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  Speaker 2: Malibu Colony, I'm just listing the cool spots in California.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it's important.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so what do you see? You're telling me
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  Speaker 1: your sources are telling you that California must be protected,
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  Speaker 1: along with New York, at the expense of the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the country?
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  Speaker 2: That's my sources that have been informing me. Yes, sir. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: they have, sir. Because if you think about it, and
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  Speaker 2: I know you have a lot of people listening to
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  Speaker 2: you in a lot of different states. I mean, come on, man.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if the terrorists hit California, there's very famous
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  Speaker 2: actors that could be in jeopardy. Disneyland right there is
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  Speaker 2: also important. I mean, the movie studios, every cool TV
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  Speaker 2: show that you can think about comes right out of Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: The Survivor, the Mole, all the cool ones that I
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  Speaker 2: know personally that I enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: You're a little nervous. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what my sources tell me. And the Chinese
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  Speaker 2: Man Theater also where the fingerprints are. All these places
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  Speaker 2: have to be protected. And also the surf is good there.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jeff, I know you're not used to doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm mostly a print journalist.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're not used to doing live phoners for
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  Speaker 1: radio reports. I'm trying to get a sense here of...
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  Speaker 1: You mentioned that New York and California south of Humboldt County.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, Humboldt County, and I am not.
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  Speaker 2: I do indulge occasionally, and I'm just saying what my
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  Speaker 2: sources tell me. Humboldt County has a significant marijuana crop...
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  Speaker 2: So that right there is cool. The Golden Gate Bridge
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  Speaker 2: is cool. The Bay Bridge is cool. All of Chinatown,
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  Speaker 2: North Beach, that's all cool. Then it's not very cool
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  Speaker 2: until you get to, like, Santa Barbara. It's kind of
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  Speaker 2: cool there because they've got the pier and some restaurants.
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  Speaker 2: Then it gets really bitching when you get to Santa Monica, Malibu, Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: Then it's kind of lame, and then it gets that
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  Speaker 2: sort of, well, the zoo in San Diego is cool.
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  Speaker 2: So it's lame from the zoo to Laguna Beach. Then
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  Speaker 2: it's cool. Then it's lame to Santa Barbara. Then it's
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  Speaker 2: cool only in Santa Barbara. Then it's completely lame up
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  Speaker 2: to the....
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  Speaker 1: Slow down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. To San Francisco. Now, my sources tell me in
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  Speaker 2: some of the... They think that the law enforcement feels... Okay,
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  Speaker 2: they messed with New York. That sucked. Now they want
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  Speaker 2: to do California. That double sucks, and that cannot stand.
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  Speaker 2: As Americans, I think over the last few weeks we've
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  Speaker 2: been singing the national anthem, the Star Spangled Banner, and
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  Speaker 2: the national anthem, and different things to make us be aware.
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  Speaker 1: What do we say, and you're just a reporter, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: but what do we say to.
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  Speaker 2: My sources inform me Cher just built her new house
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  Speaker 2: at the Malibu Colony, so that is also a landmark.
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  Speaker 1: Do you consider the homes of actors to be landmarks?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Do you consider the homes of actors to be landmarks?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I do. Yes, sir, I do. If you
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  Speaker 2: stop and think about it, The house that Bob Hope
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  Speaker 2: lives in in Palm Springs is the bomb. Bob Dylan's
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  Speaker 2: new house is bitchin'. Cher's new house is righteous. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we've got to think about, you know, what we're talking
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  Speaker 2: about here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let me give our phone number out. It's 1-800-449-8686.
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  Speaker 1: 1-800-449-8686 here on the Phil Henry Show. If I hear
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  Speaker 1: you correctly, you're saying that the rest of the country
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  Speaker 1: isn't as cool as New York and the West Coast
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  Speaker 1: and Las Vegas?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm Vegas also has to be, and I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: that they will deploy National Guard troops to the casinos
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  Speaker 2: just to make sure, you know, that a terrorist doesn't...
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  Speaker 2: Because you can jack those slots pretty easy, walk out
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  Speaker 2: of there with, you know... Is there a.
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  Speaker 1: Terrorist plot against slot machines?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying. So...
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  Speaker 2: What was your question?
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  Speaker 1: My question is, are you saying that your sources are
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  Speaker 1: telling you the rest of the country is not that important?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the other states need to send their
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  Speaker 2: cops and their National Guard to Cali because they don't
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  Speaker 2: need them on account of they're not as cool places
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  Speaker 2: to be. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: The term cool, you understand it's relevant. When you say cool,
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  Speaker 1: do you mean important?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, that's what I mean. For instance, if
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  Speaker 2: you take the movie studios out of America, this place
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  Speaker 2: pretty much sucks on wheels other than the fact of
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  Speaker 2: New York. If you take the casinos out of Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 2: America blows dead apes other than, like, New York. So
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  Speaker 2: all of that combined... What.
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  Speaker 1: About people that like Chicago? What about people that like Miami?
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  Speaker 1: What about people that like New Orleans? What about.
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  Speaker 2: Those places are... That's whatever, man. I mean, I've not
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  Speaker 2: really been there or anything. I mean, are you saying
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  Speaker 2: those places are cool?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean by cool. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's some cool stuff in Miami.
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  Speaker 2: My sources tell me that it's not that. If Cali's
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  Speaker 2: culture goes away, the country's lost. And that's it.
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  Speaker 1: So in other words, America is not America without the
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  Speaker 1: culture of California and New York.
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  Speaker 2: That is precisely what I'm saying. what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: What is that? What am I hearing in the background there?
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  Speaker 2: I'm in my office right now, just doing some work.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jeff Dauter with us here on number 1-800-449-8686
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  Speaker 1: as he talks about this latest threat against the bridges.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about bridges. Is there a threat against Disneyland, Malibu,
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  Speaker 1: or anything?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, no, there's not. And the threat against
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  Speaker 2: the bridges, my sources tell me, is not 100% credible,
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  Speaker 2: but they're taking no chances. And I applaud Governor Davis
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  Speaker 2: for checking into it and making sure that everything's going
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  Speaker 2: to be sweet and copacetic on account of what's going down.
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  Speaker 2: artwork we're hearing here a story that you're telling us
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  Speaker 2: that uh... california new york and las vegas must be
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  Speaker 2: saved even if other states have to send their police
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  Speaker 2: and national guard their yeah i mean they have probably
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  Speaker 2: be a lot of personal opinion i also agree with
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  Speaker 2: that you could take the national guard of montana north
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  Speaker 2: dakota and also kentucky senate all the way out here
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  Speaker 2: and don't care if we even care about it but
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  Speaker 2: first The bridges of California need to be protected. Then
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  Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse. And then he adds up.
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  Speaker 1: So that's all. Okay, hold on for a minute. 1-800-449-8686.
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  Speaker 1: Let me go to a phone call here because what
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me is interesting with regard to New York, California,
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  Speaker 1: and Las Vegas. The rest of the country, though. See
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: But there's nothing to do anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on.
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  Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686.
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  Speaker 1: Steve, you're on the Phil Henry Show.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying there's not really a lot to do
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  Speaker 2: nowhere else. Go ahead, Steve.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I just wanted to make a comment to that
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  Speaker 3: moron that you got on the air right now.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, excuse me? Excuse me? I'm a reporter with the
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  Speaker 2: Keesling News Service.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm simply reporting... Like, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Reporting the news, man, if you know how to read
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  Speaker 2: a newspaper.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I know how to read a newspaper.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, then you obviously.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just wondering where you get off saying that everybody
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  Speaker 5: else in California is so much more important than anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: In the country. If you think about it, Matt.
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  Speaker 5: You are no more important than me there, buddy, and
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  Speaker 5: I am no.
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  Speaker 2: More important than you. Hey, hey, hey, let me tell
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  Speaker 2: you what. If you think about it, Steve, you know,
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  Speaker 2: take the TV shows and the movies, too, and blow
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  Speaker 2: them up in a terrorist attack, what are you going
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  Speaker 2: to do in Fargo besides... Look at the snow drifts
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  Speaker 2: up against your garage. The answer to that question is nothing, man.
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  Speaker 2: Survey says nothing.
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  Speaker 5: I got better things.
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  Speaker 3: To do than live my life around.
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  Speaker 2: A TV and a car.
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  Speaker 1: If Fargo, North Dakota, or any other city is threatened,
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  Speaker 1: the country.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to protect them, but you... Look, in
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  Speaker 2: a war, where do you send all your troops? To
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  Speaker 2: the most important place to protect. And that's what America's doing.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it would be a very nice gesture
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  Speaker 2: on the part of the North Dakota peoples to send
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  Speaker 2: their National Guard to the studios. What do you say?
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  Speaker 2: You think that's funny, man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. Yeah? I do.
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  Speaker 5: So we're supposed to give up everything for you out there.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man, it's either Malibu Barbie or Fargo Franny. Guess
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  Speaker 2: who wins? Survey says Malibu Barbie.
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  Speaker 3: That's what the survey says.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, dude, survey says Malibu Barbie. Fargo loses on account
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  Speaker 2: of the cultural importance of the zoos that we have,
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  Speaker 2: and we have some of the finest zoos you'll ever
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  Speaker 2: be in. And I don't know whether you have an
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  Speaker 2: opportunity to go to zoos.
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  Speaker 1: Well, forget the zoos. The threat was supposedly against the bridges.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not saying that we shouldn't protect your.
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  Speaker 5: Bridges, because I'm not going to disagree that you've got
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  Speaker 5: beautiful stuff out there. I'm not disagreeing with that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. What's our argument? What's our argument?
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  Speaker 3: My point is I don't see how you.
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  Speaker 5: Get off saying that everybody out there is more important
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  Speaker 5: than anybody anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: Look it, man, it adds up. If you have a
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  Speaker 2: zoo in Fargo and we have the San Diego Zoo,
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  Speaker 2: they have pandas at the San Diego Zoo, and Fargo has, like,
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  Speaker 2: probably just a bear cub from the woods around there.
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  Speaker 2: that means the panda must be protected on account that
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  Speaker 2: it came from China. You should start, man, because without
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  Speaker 2: the San Diego Zoo, you've got nothing to do when
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  Speaker 2: you come to the San Diego portions.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Steve, thank you for your call. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: take a quick break. Jeff Dauter. Jeff, as a reporter,
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  Speaker 1: you need to be careful putting your own opinion into this,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: You love your country, but you only want to visit California, Vegas,
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  Speaker 2: and New York. Everything else is lame. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 2: lame straight out to Miami, then it gets cool, and
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  Speaker 2: then it's lame all the way.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got, some map, the lame map or something?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on for a minute. Jeff Dauter from the Kiesling
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  Speaker 1: News Service talking about the latest possibly credible threat against
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  Speaker 1: bridges in the state of California and how he feels
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  Speaker 1: all the National Guard, all the police from every state
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  Speaker 1: should be out in California protecting the landmarks. because California,
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  Speaker 1: New York, and Vegas are the coolest parts of America
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  Speaker 1: and must be protected, even at the expense, it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like to me, of the other parts of this country.
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  Speaker 1: Phil Henry Show. Phil Henry Show. With me is Jeff Doughter.
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  Speaker 1: He's a reporter for the Kiesling News Service. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about the latest, and I want to emphasize this, the
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  Speaker 1: latest news. possibly credible threat. I mean, I've been hearing
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  Speaker 1: things from the federal government saying it's not credible, but
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  Speaker 1: the governor of California says that it's something they want
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  Speaker 1: to look at seriously, a threat against California's landmark bridges. Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: you've been talking about California and New York being the
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  Speaker 1: only important places.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about it during the break, Phil, and
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  Speaker 2: I really think it's apropos comparison. If you look at
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  Speaker 2: New York and California, they're like two sweet breasts on
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  Speaker 2: a beautiful woman, but what's between the brass? Bone, man.
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  Speaker 2: Just brass bone. And that's America. I mean, we got
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  Speaker 2: these two nice, big, juicy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, man, I mean, I got the comparison, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, and the only thing between is bone.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not like I don't love my country, but,
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  Speaker 2: you know... Like, for instance, you know, I was busted
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  Speaker 2: in Chicago for an unfortunate incident. I was dealing, I
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  Speaker 2: had 500 hits of X on me, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how, and I swear to God, man, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how they got on there. I got busted by
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  Speaker 2: the Chicago police. Yeah, what a party town, man. I
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  Speaker 2: was there to review the burgeoning rave scene in Chicago,
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  Speaker 2: and suddenly the dudes hassled me on the X.
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  Speaker 1: You got 500 hits of a dangerous drug, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to get arrested.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know, I don't remember how that got
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  Speaker 2: in my coat.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a break. 500 hits of X.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man, I wouldn't be surprised if those pigs in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, no pig talk, no nothing, all right? You got
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  Speaker 1: arrested in Chicago, and that's that. Here is Chessa, I
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  Speaker 1: think it is, on the Phil Henry Show. Chessa, are
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  Speaker 1: you there?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I am.
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  Speaker 1: Go right ahead, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: I think the police have been known to plant drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on.
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  Speaker 7: No landmark, no house, no amusement park is more important
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  Speaker 7: or worthy of protection more than my two-year-old son and
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  Speaker 7: the daughter I'm about to give birth to.
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  Speaker 2: Or any of the other daughters of those.
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  Speaker 6: People in these United States.
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  Speaker 2: So you don't care about your country.
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  Speaker 3: You don't care about your country. We are guaranteeing protection
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  Speaker 3: by our country.
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  Speaker 7: For every human being in this country.
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  Speaker 1: Chester, let me ask you a question. Chester, let me
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: ask you a question. Don't you think your country is
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: deserving of as much protection as your son?
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Every son and daughter in this country is deserving.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: She didn't say that, Mr. Henry. She didn't say that, Mr. Henry.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I heard what she said. She said her kid.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: I said every son and daughter in the United States,
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: mine included, no one in life is more important. And
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: if you would like to go out and.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Protect your son, go ahead.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: If they take you, that's fine. You don't need to
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: go out in this country. Where are you calling from?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Houston, Texas. Oh, great. I got my ass kicked in
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: a bar in Houston simply because I said.
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  Speaker 6: You probably deserved it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah? I have the freedom of... I got the
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: freedom of speech. I said Tammy Wynette and George Jones
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: were a couple of broken-down alcoholics. That's absolutely.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: And tell me I'm wrong. That's absolutely your opinion.
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  Speaker 6: You might not want to say that in Texas, though, hon.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Wait a second. It's not true that they're not broken down, Alkies?
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 6: That's your opinion, and that's fine for you to have.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I said I heard Garth Brooks was gay.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, man. You don't walk into a Texas
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: bar and say all that stuff.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: And I got my ass kicked, man.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: That's your own stupidity, sir.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I got freedom of the press. I have freedom of
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: the press of the speech.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, if you could speak very well, you would.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: What?
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: If you could speak well, you'd have that freedom.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: So you think.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Your kid's more important than Disneyland, that's it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Show is back.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Phil Hendry here with Jeff Dowder. Jeff, the phone line
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: that we have to your apartment sounds like it might
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: be a little rough.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Because I'm hearing a bubbling sound.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what that is. I'm... Maybe have
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: your engineer check it out.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff Dowder is with us. He is with the
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Kiesling News Service. We're talking about the latest possible threat
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: to our country, and that is against California's bridges. You've
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: been saying some things here that California is more important
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: to protect. California, New York, and Las Vegas are the
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: three most important places to protect, okay, in this country.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: You also believe that we should set up a relief fund?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I think that is prudent. I think it's prudent. Look
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: at what happened in New York. They didn't have the
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: relief fund set up until after the tragic stuff that happened. Now,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: if we set the relief fund up now, you can
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: hire more security at Disneyland and get more bodyguards for
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: the actors, too.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And at California, how does California deserve... Mr.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Henry, you can't ask how we deserve it. Look at
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: how California helped the country out. Right after September 11th,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: we pushed Zoolander into the theaters... right away, man, to
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: get everybody, yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, you know, back
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: into it, you know?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: And what are you doing, man? Are you smoking dope
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: What? No.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, it's like you're acting goofy, and I
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what's... Let me go to a phone call here. Laura, hi,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: you're on the Phil Henry Show. Hello.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I'm entitled to my opinion based on my journalism. Go ahead, Laura.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: You know, I really have to say that I... I
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: think you are a complete moron, and I don't think
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: that you are supporting.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what good does it do?
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: It sounds like you are supporting drugs and some fantasy
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: life in Hollywood.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: No. First of all, what good does it do to
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: insult me?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Well, you're basically insulting the whole United States, in your opinion,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: that Hollywood stars are the only people in booze that need.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: To be supported.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Well, the water pipe sucks. That's why we're here in the... No,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that if you can tell me and
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: you can look me in the eye and honestly tell
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: me that you think, like, Houston is cooler than California, then, hey,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I'll sign the papers on you right now. No, I
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: can't tell you that. Because there's no possible way.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: This is where I live, and this is the town.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: That I support.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: What?
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: You're just absolutely ridiculous with these opinions of yours about
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: supporting zoos. And the actors, when there are people out
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: here that are hard workers, that have families that need
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: to be supported.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Hard working people. They need to be protected. They
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: need to be protected.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not saying that they don't, but right now,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: guess what? Guess what, Laura? Guess what?
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: What's that?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Uh, okay, hold on for a minute. What?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: What, you can't get your brain thoughts together there?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, you know something? Hold on a minute, all right?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, you come out of the gate getting up
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: in my grill with all kinds of harsh rhetoric.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Houston. Oh, forget it. I forget. Look how we helped
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: everybody out. Zoolander came out right away. Ninety percent of
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: the good chronic has grown on the West Coast. I mean,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: that's all I'm saying.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Who cares about chronic?
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Who cares about that? Maybe I do.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe I do. Yeah, yeah. Think about it.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Drugs and alcohol and things do not even matter to
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: half of this country.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You are no better than those people that bombed us.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: What about NASA? What about the National Aeronautics and Space
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Administration in Houston?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Whatever. Hey, man, whatever. We haven't been to the
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: moon in 100 years. All they're doing down there is going, yeah. Hey, dude,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: there's the rocket that we went to the moon in,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: but we haven't been up there. What else do you
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: want to do, man? I don't know. Let's just sit
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: here and, like, pretend like we're going to go to
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: the moon again. I mean, whatever. It ain't happening.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: It ain't happening. We have so few satellites and rockets
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: to go.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Into outer space to provide.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Us with useful information. Hey, the dish that I use
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: on my house goes off of a satellite that they
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: blasted off from Japan. so i'm sorry to break the
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: news all right.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Look man put that dope down because the more you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: smoke the longer we go in this hour the less
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: sense you make okay thank you for your call laura
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: 1-800-449-8686 jeff doubter talking to us about uh... the threats
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to california and how it's important that the national guard
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: and what do you mean we had a set of
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: relief fund up to get more bodyguards for actors.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I think it's important in terms of the you know
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: the economics See, because.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: If our actors get killed in a terrorist attack.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Then Zoolander wouldn't come out.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Zoolander.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: That's what we did for the country. What's the country
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: do for us?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: New York was hurting, man. Everybody came to the aid
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: of the city of New York, all right? Forget about
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: whether you let Zoolander out early, okay? Here is Jessica
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: on the Phil Henry Show.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Hello. Hello.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, hi.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Hello. Hi, I was calling about... I'm stoned. All these
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: people don't even know when to talk and stuff.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Jessica. You're doing fine.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: All I'm saying is that why... What is the point
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: of putting more bodyguards or more, you know, security around these...
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: What is it?
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: San Diego Zoo and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got the list right here, Jessica. Basically, we
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: need to up security.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: No, but listen.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: You need to listen because.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: We got to beef up security.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: No, but what would they be doing... If there wasn't
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: the rest of the nation.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: What would they be doing?
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: How would they be making their.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: Money if the rest of the nation wasn't going over
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: there and touring and going to go see and going
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: on vacation for all of that?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: There would be no point.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: What?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Here's where we've got to beef up security. Tijuana, Malibu Colony,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Golden Gate.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Do you know where Tijuana is?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Do you know where Tijuana is?
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Where is Tijuana?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: San Diego.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's in Mexico.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: You'll never hear about things.
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  Speaker 8: Being made in Tijuana. That's out of the country.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: No, that's part of the United States. No, it's not.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: It's part of the country of Mexico.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Then how come I can go down there anytime I
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: want and I never got hassled by a cop?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Because you can go. Don't you remember coming back over
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the border from there?
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: What would be the point?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that makes sense.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: Well, all I'm saying is that.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: My sources tell me that Tijuana is located south of
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: San Diego. It is! All right.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Then south of San Diego is Mexico.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: My sources didn't tell me that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Well, you better get... Who are your sources, anyway?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to divulge that at this time.
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: What, do you even have any sources?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Because... Yes, I do, yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: My friend Chris Sorensen and John Balbeckia, they go to Caltech.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, those are your sources, huh?
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: They go to Caltech.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: What kind of sources are they? What kind of sources
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: are they?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Belbeckia built the water pipe that I can't. It's a
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: bogus pipe, too, because I can't suck any air out
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Jessica, go ahead with your comments.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Toby Bowe is also very connected.
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  Speaker 8: All I'm saying is that what would they be without.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: The rest of the nation?
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Toby Bowe is a righteous surfer.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, well, that's a very good point. Where would we
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: be without the rest of the country going to see
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: these movie stars in their movies?
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: It's called Foreign Box Office, hello.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Foreign Box Office? Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: How much money do they actually make over there?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Do you want to know? Do you think.
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: Those other foreign films from other countries come over here.
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: And they make a lot of money?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Sylvester Stallone makes most of his jack... on the foreign
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: box office receipts of the pieces of Jew that he...
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: And that's how many.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: That's one of how many actors?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis... Gwyneth Paltrow? What other action stars?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow's an action star, huh?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: How many other.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Actors and actresses are there out there without her? But
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: the United States is where they get most of their
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: money from, though.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Jessica, I don't want to argue, okay? I want you
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: to know that I wrote a song for the fund,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: for the relief fund, for California and for New York
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: and for Las Vegas.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: And California and Vegas don't need.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: Why do they need a song?
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: What's so great about those places is because they have.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: One, two, three.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Somewhere over the rainbow. Hold on for a minute. Sky's on.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. That's fine, man. World-famous Phil Henry Show
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  Speaker 1: is executive produced by Phil Henry for Siempre Incorporated, all
• 29:07
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