Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 17th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
- 0:02Speaker 2: It's called hot Take dating. It's new dating trend making
- 0:07Speaker 2: the rounds, and the idea behind this is to be
- 0:10Speaker 2: upfront about what really matters to you so you can
- 0:12Speaker 2: weed out bad matches fastered. As you know, we've been
- 0:15Speaker 2: trying to find a date for dumbass Tyler, and we
- 0:18Speaker 2: do have some ladies that are interested in going on
- 0:20Speaker 2: a date with dat and we're gonna have that later.
- 0:24Speaker 1: On in the week.
- 0:24Speaker 2: We're gonna have like a Woody Show dating game where
- 0:27Speaker 2: we have both of the ladies on the line and
- 0:29Speaker 2: he gets to ask the different questions like what on
- 0:31Speaker 2: the on the on the old show, you know, and
- 0:34Speaker 2: then whichever one he decides that he would like to
- 0:36Speaker 2: go on a.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Date with, you know, we'll pay for the date and
- 0:39Speaker 1: the whole thing. Right, So we're really working hard, but
- 0:41Speaker 1: we want to weed out some of the people that
- 0:43Speaker 1: may not work for Tyler, who Tyler may not work
- 0:45Speaker 1: for them.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Yeah, so ladies pay attention to this one and so
- 0:50Speaker 2: these are the daters. Just they put their controversial views
- 0:53Speaker 2: out there, so politics, worldviews and religion things like that,
- 0:56Speaker 2: and you know, matches can either respond or unmatched right away.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Just saves a lot of time and invested emotional effort.
- 1:02Speaker 2: So we had people here in the studio come up
- 1:05Speaker 2: with some questions that that we would ask dumb ask Tyler.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Those are all in the magic hat. Okay, that's who
- 1:13Speaker 1: they are.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Yeah, same what we'll use for Friday. Oki, let's stop that.
- 1:16Speaker 2: I'll tell you it's coming handed. It paid for itself.
- 1:19Speaker 2: So as you can see, there's a lot of different
- 1:21Speaker 2: questions in there. So yeah, and then uh, I'll draw
- 1:26Speaker 2: one of those out and then Tyler, you have a choice.
- 1:30Speaker 2: You can either answer the question honestly, and the people
- 1:33Speaker 2: who know you best, Menace and Dumbass Tyler and Menji
- 1:36Speaker 2: and Morgan, oh yeah, Morgan and uh Bort, they can
- 1:42Speaker 2: call you out saying he's he's lying, he's lying. But
- 1:47Speaker 2: if you decide to not answer the question, you would
- 1:50Speaker 2: then take the dare. So this is the truther or
- 1:52Speaker 2: dare to the hot take dating in the pop tarts box.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Right there are all the dares that Sea Bass came
- 1:57Speaker 2: up with. He's the administer of He's administer of dares,
- 2:01Speaker 2: the daremaster administrator of dares. Yeah, and so that's how
- 2:04Speaker 2: it's gonna work. Okay, he did walk by me in
- 2:06Speaker 2: the hallway, like dangling his fingers.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Like and again.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Once you decide dare, there's no going back. Once you
- 2:14Speaker 2: see the dare, you just cances. I'll answer the question. Okay,
- 2:19Speaker 2: it's here. Now passed that to uh Gina. Gina, you
- 2:24Speaker 2: draw up the first question. The first question for dumb
- 2:29Speaker 2: ass tyler here hot take dating.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Okay, first question, would you lie to protect yourself at
- 2:36Speaker 3: someone else's expense?
- 2:38Speaker 4: Uh?
- 2:40Speaker 2: Like, like there's a consequence for somebody. I think your
- 2:43Speaker 2: lie will cost somebody else.
- 2:45Speaker 1: They'll get in trouble, but your lie will save you.
- 2:48Speaker 2: You'll save yourself, but it's gonna cost somebody else.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Example, that's not my weed. Oh yeah, when you know
- 2:55Speaker 1: it is.
- 2:56Speaker 5: No for something like that, I usually own up to it.
- 2:58Speaker 6: Even would even look at me like that, even you
- 3:01Speaker 6: know that I own up to my mistakes.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Don't even give me that.
- 3:05Speaker 1: I mean there is a caveat here to what degree?
- 3:08Speaker 3: What does that mean?
- 3:09Speaker 1: Meaning? Like, if it's something super serious, if someone's going to.
- 3:15Speaker 6: No, I would example, if it was like prison, I
- 3:17Speaker 6: would own It's fine. Give an example, Well, no, we're
- 3:20Speaker 6: talking about the prison thing.
- 3:22Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I it Yeah.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Take your lumps I'm really corefident.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Okay, all right, pass it over to Greg. Greg draw
- 3:30Speaker 1: a question out there for dumb ass Tyler. Okay, so Tyler,
- 3:33Speaker 1: you gotta answer, should biological men be allowed to play
- 3:38Speaker 1: in women's sports?
- 3:47Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 3:48Speaker 6: I'm thinking about it, because here's the thing with some
- 3:51Speaker 6: of these, you got to figure out how to word it, right.
- 3:55Speaker 1: I think answer, give me the truth planing that's her.
- 4:00Speaker 1: You're gonna go with the there you can, dare.
- 4:03Speaker 2: He doesn't know what the other questions are, though, I think, yeah,
- 4:06Speaker 2: I think it's gotta be part of the you know,
- 4:08Speaker 2: part of the decision making here is like man.
- 4:10Speaker 5: I would honestly say, I think no.
- 4:15Speaker 6: I would say no, but you have to. I would
- 4:17Speaker 6: be fine if there was like a middle league, or
- 4:19Speaker 6: if it's like you have a guy's league, you have
- 4:20Speaker 6: a girls league.
- 4:20Speaker 1: But there's not a middle league as.
- 4:22Speaker 5: Right now it is. Right now, I say no.
- 4:25Speaker 1: That's the right answer.
- 4:26Speaker 2: By the way, that's the correct anybody, any ladies out
- 4:29Speaker 2: there that are looking to date me? Yeah, yeah, all right, menace,
- 4:35Speaker 2: you get the next question. So far, no dares.
- 4:37Speaker 5: I don't. I don't want to get canceled while I'm
- 4:38Speaker 5: out here, So.
- 4:43Speaker 1: All right, how many people have you slept with?
- 4:46Speaker 5: Oh, so we're.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Talking full on sex.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Yeah, penetration.
- 4:53Speaker 1: By the way, we're sending the segment to your mom.
- 4:56Speaker 5: You know what, screw it at this point, twenty five,
- 5:01Speaker 5: I think about I think it's twenty five.
- 5:03Speaker 1: It seems insanely high for that.
- 5:05Speaker 5: You I'm not gonna like you would actually be surprised.
- 5:08Speaker 1: I would be. That's what we're saying. Twenty five. Yeah,
- 5:10Speaker 1: we are.
- 5:11Speaker 5: I think it's twenty five.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Do you believe that Menace Sport? I think he believes
- 5:15Speaker 1: it's twenty five. Yeah, I don't think he believes that.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Is this.
- 5:20Speaker 3: I don't know how to say this, because you know,
- 5:22Speaker 3: I love you, Tyler. Was any of this, let's say, transactional?
- 5:25Speaker 1: Would you pay for it? No? Okay, man, it's twenty five,
- 5:29Speaker 1: twenty five.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Twenty five times or twenty five different people?
- 5:33Speaker 1: Twenty five different I don't believe it's a super low number.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Good question, Yeah, twenty five times.
- 5:37Speaker 5: No, it's twenty five different people.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Okay. How many of them were married at the time?
- 5:41Speaker 5: Uh used to.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Did you know they were married?
- 5:46Speaker 5: One of them?
- 5:47Speaker 1: Yes?
- 5:47Speaker 2: Okay, all right, past the Sammy answer the question so far,
- 5:51Speaker 2: the guy's in an open book.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Yeah, and seats to stand very dry over there in
- 5:55Speaker 3: his rain coach.
- 5:56Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe that twenty five? Did
- 5:58Speaker 1: you draw?
- 5:58Speaker 4: Yeah, a question, Tyler, if you had to pick a side,
- 6:02Speaker 4: would it be the Jews or Palestinians?
- 6:14Speaker 7: We got it there? Did you live if it meant
- 6:23Speaker 7: that your buddy was going to go to jail?
- 6:25Speaker 8: Sure?
- 6:26Speaker 1: All right?
- 6:26Speaker 5: How about what do you think Jews or balat?
- 6:29Speaker 1: All right? What's are you shaking?
- 6:31Speaker 2: No?
- 6:31Speaker 5: It's luxury olive oil hair treatment. What does that mean?
- 6:35Speaker 8: This is actually the nicest one, all right, Greg helping out? Okay,
- 6:41Speaker 8: this is an actual thing that people do to enrich
- 6:43Speaker 8: their hair. Right, and so we've got just a spray
- 6:47Speaker 8: can of olive oil. I'm going to be applying it
- 6:48Speaker 8: to him with Greg's and Greg's direction.
- 6:50Speaker 1: And what is it like? He's got major hat head
- 6:55Speaker 1: right now.
- 6:56Speaker 6: So that's gonna be one you have anywhere to be today,
- 6:58Speaker 6: ironically the doctors.
- 6:59Speaker 3: But don't give you something to clear this.
- 7:02Speaker 1: All right? So take your head phone, take those off.
- 7:07Speaker 1: But now he's going to be greasy. Oh wait, all right,
- 7:11Speaker 1: So rather than answer the question, now he's got to
- 7:13Speaker 1: do this this dare, all right, and here we go.
- 7:16Speaker 1: It's how much darker than I thought? Oh it looks shiny.
- 7:20Speaker 1: You know what it does offer? Okay, there is a
- 7:22Speaker 1: nice sheen going.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's like a soul glow from America.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of also think you should be I like
- 7:32Speaker 1: how you're doing a slight faux hawk. It's good. Yeah,
- 7:36Speaker 1: it actually looks much better. You can use a beard
- 7:38Speaker 1: treatment as well. Yeah, bear treatment because it looks you
- 7:41Speaker 1: don't have to dry out. Yeah, what you say?
- 7:44Speaker 5: I have more hair than you.
- 7:45Speaker 1: No, it's wavier than bicker. It's it's dense. You got
- 7:51Speaker 1: to do the beard barely move.
- 7:52Speaker 2: He's spraying like a PAM, like a PAM cooking spray.
- 7:57Speaker 1: It's the olive oil version of that.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Starting about midway down the neck can work against the look.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Alright, good, all right, So here as as you're as
- 8:05Speaker 2: you're getting your treatment finished up, I'm gonna draw.
- 8:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna draw another another question here.
- 8:10Speaker 5: Okay, all right, that looks nice.
- 8:12Speaker 1: She is so wet, all right, you are glistened, really shiny.
- 8:19Speaker 1: It does? It looks really good? Yeah, it does?
- 8:21Speaker 5: All right?
- 8:22Speaker 1: What would what would your worst X say about you?
- 8:26Speaker 1: And be right. Oh, so you think about your worst
- 8:31Speaker 1: X what would they say about you? But they would
- 8:35Speaker 1: be right. I can think about one.
- 8:36Speaker 5: Well, I know which exod is specifically. I'm trying to
- 8:39Speaker 5: think what she would say.
- 8:40Speaker 1: What would she say a Mediterranean restaurant here? I mean,
- 8:49Speaker 1: would you have some input?
- 8:50Speaker 6: Yeah, she would definitely say I have too big of
- 8:55Speaker 6: an ego. I am completely full of myself, which is
- 8:58Speaker 6: one d tro And Okay, she might say I'm a
- 9:03Speaker 6: little narcissistic. That That's all I can think of. I
- 9:06Speaker 6: could be wrong with that last one. I think it
- 9:09Speaker 6: meant meant feel free. Well, I was going to do
- 9:12Speaker 6: the exact opposite. I mean, the narcissist stuff and all
- 9:15Speaker 6: that stuff.
- 9:15Speaker 9: I think it's just funny. I don't think it's real.
- 9:18Speaker 9: It's yeah, but I think she would think you were
- 9:21Speaker 9: like a pushover, that you were on call.
- 9:24Speaker 5: No, actually, yeah, for that relationship, Yeah, definitely totally.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's get the next question out of
- 9:32Speaker 2: the hat. Gina Grads got this one. Somebody by the way, Uh,
- 9:34Speaker 2: just while you're making your decision whether you're to answer
- 9:37Speaker 2: the questions or not. Uh seven and four texting over
- 9:39Speaker 2: you got to be somebody to get canceled.
- 9:41Speaker 5: Oh god, I'll give you that.
- 9:44Speaker 1: That's fair. So Jews or pals did that?
- 9:48Speaker 3: This kind of piggybacks off the last question. Are you
- 9:51Speaker 3: okay with the partner still being in contact with any exes?
- 9:55Speaker 3: Are you in contact with any exes?
- 9:57Speaker 2: Me?
- 9:58Speaker 5: No, I cut all those out a while back.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Partner, we're just friends. Would you be cool? Like they're
- 10:06Speaker 1: friends they hang out?
- 10:08Speaker 6: Not really now, I mean, because I'm thirty four, I'm
- 10:11Speaker 6: not trying to play those games anymore.
- 10:13Speaker 5: Now.
- 10:13Speaker 6: I will say, if you, like, say I'm dating someone
- 10:16Speaker 6: who's like a single parent and they still talk with
- 10:18Speaker 6: their expert kids stuff, that's fine.
- 10:20Speaker 2: Well, of course, yeah, that's different. Besides that, I'm good. Yeah,
- 10:25Speaker 2: And that's I think that's a good one to get
- 10:26Speaker 2: out of the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you won't do it.
- 10:29Speaker 6: You want that, Yeah, because I've been cheated on and
- 10:31Speaker 6: you always have that in the back of your head,
- 10:32Speaker 6: and it's just it sucks the idea.
- 10:34Speaker 5: I don't want to do that.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Which number cheated on you was out of the twenty five,
- 10:37Speaker 1: number seventeen.
- 10:38Speaker 5: I think it was like number six, number six.
- 10:42Speaker 2: All right, Greg, next question. The next question for Tyler
- 10:46Speaker 2: is This is called a hot take dating.
- 10:48Speaker 1: These are supposed to be questions that you know, you
- 10:51Speaker 1: you get these questions, these controversial, you know, things that
- 10:53Speaker 1: people might ask you world politics or religion or different things.
- 10:58Speaker 1: This is kind of along those line. Is torture ever justified? Yes?
- 11:04Speaker 5: Yeah, that's too easy for.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 11:09Speaker 5: Well okay, well why why would that need to happen? No?
- 11:14Speaker 6: Well, okay, are we talking for me or for like
- 11:16Speaker 6: someone who has info that like the government needs.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Open ended question?
- 11:23Speaker 5: Just for me? I'm I'm I'm okay, I donate that
- 11:26Speaker 5: for someone who has info, Yeah, dude, just go to
- 11:28Speaker 5: town on him.
- 11:29Speaker 1: He's smiling, very all right, menace.
- 11:32Speaker 9: Next question, Well, Tyler, this is a good one because
- 11:37Speaker 9: I don't honestly don't know what your answer would be.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Is abortion killing a baby or not? You have a
- 11:44Speaker 1: yes or no? Because I know you have a really
- 11:48Speaker 1: hardcore religious back.
- 11:49Speaker 6: Now, I will say this after a certain point. Yes, However,
- 11:55Speaker 6: I am fully aware that it is not my decision.
- 11:57Speaker 6: If that's something you want to go through with, that's fine.
- 12:01Speaker 6: It's not my call to so how old I don't know,
- 12:05Speaker 6: I have no idea what like the like the threshold
- 12:08Speaker 6: say we're not saying that. What would be the cutoff?
- 12:10Speaker 6: He said, like, you know, before a certain point.
- 12:13Speaker 1: What is that point? Yeah?
- 12:14Speaker 5: I would say, like, I mean if you're like pregnant,
- 12:17Speaker 5: like seven months in and you're getting in a pishure
- 12:19Speaker 5: like that's okay.
- 12:20Speaker 1: I don't think that's legal.
- 12:23Speaker 5: I don't know what the threshold is, Tyler more full on,
- 12:28Speaker 5: I don't.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I don't know what. When you guys are saying high long,
- 12:32Speaker 1: I thought, like, how long has he been dating? All right?
- 12:36Speaker 2: This is hot take dating, and we have some more
- 12:38Speaker 2: questions in the hat and we're gonna do We're gonna
- 12:40Speaker 2: do one more round.
- 12:40Speaker 1: We come back. So far only one dare. We have
- 12:43Speaker 1: more dares, guys, was beneficial. He got literally the easiest one.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Oh okay, so that's also good to know you got
- 12:49Speaker 1: to make this one. Oh no, they're way worse. So
- 12:53Speaker 1: we'll have round number two. And ladies, by the way.
- 12:56Speaker 2: If you would like to uh throw your hat in
- 12:58Speaker 2: the ring for a date with Tyler, you can hit
- 13:00Speaker 2: us up on the text over to two two ninety seven.
- 13:02Speaker 1: If you're six and a half months yes. You can
- 13:07Speaker 1: also hit us up on the email email at the
- 13:10Speaker 1: woodieshow dot com.
- 13:21Speaker 2: So let me ask Bort and Morgan and Menace, who
- 13:28Speaker 2: know dumbass Tyler the best? So far as the answers,
- 13:30Speaker 2: pretty uh, pretty honest, you think, Yeah, I think so.
- 13:34Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still caught up on the twenty five things. Again,
- 13:38Speaker 2: I don't think it's like super low at all. You
- 13:40Speaker 2: have to think he might juice the.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Number in a little bit of this.
- 13:43Speaker 2: So we're doing something called if you're just tuning in,
- 13:44Speaker 2: something called hot take dating. It's a new like dating trend.
- 13:48Speaker 2: And the whole idea is just to give some of
- 13:50Speaker 2: your more controversial like you know, ask questions of the
- 13:53Speaker 2: other person, get all that stuff out of the out
- 13:55Speaker 2: of the way up front.
- 13:56Speaker 1: That way you're not wasting your time.
- 13:57Speaker 2: You'll go, don't get like, you know, weeks or months
- 14:00Speaker 2: to a relationship before you find something that really incompatible
- 14:03Speaker 2: that you really can't live with.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Do you think? What about abortion?
- 14:05Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 14:06Speaker 1: Right?
- 14:07Speaker 2: And so uh dumb ask Tyler got a question about, uh,
- 14:11Speaker 2: you know, what is his slam number? And he said
- 14:13Speaker 2: twenty five, which on the text, I'm sorry, but what
- 14:16Speaker 2: twenty five willing women would ever want to sleep with
- 14:18Speaker 2: that respectfully and willingly? Oh you must have drugged those
- 14:22Speaker 2: twenty five women. Ouch, do they want to come on
- 14:25Speaker 2: the radio and agree.
- 14:26Speaker 1: That it was mutual?
- 14:27Speaker 5: Question mark?
- 14:28Speaker 1: And then there's another one listening to your favor. How
- 14:30Speaker 1: is this ideal man looking for a date?
- 14:32Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a quick, good question.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you're interested in going on a date
- 14:36Speaker 2: with dumbas Tyler, hit us up on the text over
- 14:38Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven or send us an
- 14:40Speaker 2: email email a tot wodieshow dot com. We're looking for
- 14:42Speaker 2: a couple of ladies who might be interested to go
- 14:45Speaker 2: and uh, you can go on a date that we'll
- 14:46Speaker 2: pay for.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Yeah, sweet, nothing got nothing to lose. Maybe a little
- 14:49Speaker 1: bit of respect might be legit because he's down to
- 14:51Speaker 1: go mudding, you know. Yeah, there's brought a lot of
- 14:55Speaker 1: to hang out with us before going mud like ugs. Yeah,
- 15:01Speaker 1: takes all right. Special.
- 15:03Speaker 2: So we have these questions. We came up with the
- 15:05Speaker 2: questions and Sea Bass came up with these dares. So
- 15:08Speaker 2: the question he either has to answer honestly or he
- 15:12Speaker 2: could choose to not answer the question.
- 15:14Speaker 1: But he's done once so far. And he got a
- 15:16Speaker 1: what was it called an olive oil hair treatment which
- 15:18Speaker 1: was quite like a gift and then he has to
- 15:22Speaker 1: draw from the box of dares. Sam, you have the
- 15:26Speaker 1: next question.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Yes, all right, all right, would you leave a partner
- 15:30Speaker 4: if they became permanently disabled?
- 15:32Speaker 5: No, that's terrible, stop it.
- 15:40Speaker 3: But if they were like Terry Shivo like.
- 15:42Speaker 1: In a now I'm thinking more of something you would
- 15:45Speaker 1: actually have there would be like a lot more like
- 15:47Speaker 1: actual work, like getting somebody out of a chair, out
- 15:50Speaker 1: of bed the van.
- 15:53Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I wouldn't because of that.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Would you cheat on them?
- 15:58Speaker 5: No?
- 16:00Speaker 1: I believe I don't think you would leave somebody.
- 16:03Speaker 5: Yeah you don't.
- 16:03Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 16:04Speaker 5: No.
- 16:05Speaker 8: Again, like if they're just if they're the word partner,
- 16:11Speaker 8: such a terrible word, like wife. Sure, But if it's
- 16:13Speaker 8: just like a steady girlfriend.
- 16:15Speaker 1: I mean still like that's yeah, that's good. That's a
- 16:18Speaker 1: good that's a good wrinkle.
- 16:19Speaker 6: There's still someone who's been like a through a traumatic
- 16:21Speaker 6: experience and they're going to need at least some help
- 16:24Speaker 6: at first, assuming their family.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Okay, separative Tyler question for the room. Let's say you're
- 16:30Speaker 2: with somebody and they go through something like that, and
- 16:35Speaker 2: it has nothing to do with the actual you know,
- 16:37Speaker 2: condition that they're in. It's just something else that you
- 16:40Speaker 2: would have broken up with somebody anyway, Like you know,
- 16:43Speaker 2: it's like a nagging attitude or a whatever that you
- 16:45Speaker 2: just can't Is it still unacceptable? Like do you have
- 16:48Speaker 2: to like stomach all that other crab just because they're disabled?
- 16:51Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it too late?
- 16:52Speaker 3: Did you miss your window to get out?
- 16:54Speaker 5: Exactly right?
- 16:55Speaker 1: Like so you're considering it first, Then they get in
- 16:57Speaker 1: a terrible accident just all over time, like people like
- 17:02Speaker 1: change or revolve or whatever. It's like the person that
- 17:04Speaker 1: you fell in love with is no longer. They had
- 17:06Speaker 1: nothing to do with the actual you know, condition, physical.
- 17:09Speaker 9: Condition that you don't want to look like a horrible
- 17:11Speaker 9: It would be a great Curb your Enthusiasm episode, like
- 17:14Speaker 9: Larry Davis about to break up with a girl and
- 17:15Speaker 9: then she gets it.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you got to convince them. I swear
- 17:19Speaker 1: I was going to break up.
- 17:22Speaker 10: Or do you just have to just suck it up
- 17:23Speaker 10: and stick with them no matter what? Because of that
- 17:27Speaker 10: if it's a spouse, you stay with them. But I
- 17:30Speaker 10: do think that it kind of gives you a free
- 17:33Speaker 10: pass to cheat.
- 17:34Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, Tyler, Yeah, I wouldn't. All right,
- 17:38Speaker 1: what good question? What number of the twenty five was
- 17:40Speaker 1: menace twenty six?
- 17:43Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 17:43Speaker 1: Was our next question? What negative stereotype do you believe
- 17:47Speaker 1: has truth to it?
- 17:49Speaker 5: Ah, dare you reached into the dairbox? You reached into
- 17:58Speaker 5: the DAREBYX?
- 18:00Speaker 1: What were you can your favorite? Which ones were you considering?
- 18:06Speaker 5: Sexual ratio? Steak review?
- 18:11Speaker 1: Oh, steak review? All right?
- 18:13Speaker 8: So I have three delicious steaks. I don't like this
- 18:16Speaker 8: is got a New York strip and like a ground round.
- 18:19Speaker 8: Taste each each of them and tell us which is
- 18:21Speaker 8: the best.
- 18:22Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, he's running over here too fast. I
- 18:25Speaker 5: don't like it.
- 18:25Speaker 1: I thought this was going to be bad. Okay, Oh,
- 18:29Speaker 1: don't put it up?
- 18:31Speaker 5: What is it?
- 18:32Speaker 1: T bone?
- 18:32Speaker 5: Okay?
- 18:33Speaker 1: Oh? And a can canned steak and t bone from
- 18:37Speaker 1: the great folks at pause, happy life?
- 18:40Speaker 2: Okay, alright, so three different steak flavored pet foods? Is
- 18:45Speaker 2: that catter dog food? Dog food?
- 18:48Speaker 5: All right?
- 18:48Speaker 1: So which ones?
- 18:50Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 18:50Speaker 1: Which which one is the best? All right?
- 18:52Speaker 2: Here?
- 18:52Speaker 5: It's getting a little spoon.
- 18:54Speaker 1: This is the t bone?
- 18:56Speaker 5: All right?
- 18:56Speaker 1: There we go. It's probably horse, not the bud. All right.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Doesn't taste like anything that smell like I thought he
- 19:06Speaker 1: was going back for it.
- 19:09Speaker 5: Has a gravy to it, but doesn't taste anything.
- 19:11Speaker 1: Okay, So what's the second one? This is.
- 19:15Speaker 10: Lucky fast. He's had you guys, act like you've never
- 19:20Speaker 10: opened the dog's not like.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I've never been able to I hear you. You know
- 19:26Speaker 1: what I mean? Feed my dogs? All right? Here we
- 19:29Speaker 1: go file. That one looks taste yeah, you find.
- 19:35Speaker 5: Doesn't really taste like kind of thing. That one probably
- 19:37Speaker 5: has like a little more.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Love that he's big.
- 19:41Speaker 2: He's hungry, man, he's hunger alright. So that one, that one,
- 19:44Speaker 2: you think, it's a little bit better than the last one,
- 19:47Speaker 2: is better than the tea bump.
- 19:48Speaker 5: That's a weird after not as good.
- 19:50Speaker 1: And look at that cute little baby.
- 19:52Speaker 8: It's on the on the cover, we have a delicious
- 19:55Speaker 8: for your last steak review a New York strip, New
- 19:58Speaker 8: York strip, New York strip.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here we go a delight.
- 20:03Speaker 5: I will say this one looks nasty.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Like the other one. The second one dark gravy to it.
- 20:12Speaker 5: God, that one definitely has the most flavor, but it's
- 20:14Speaker 5: not good.
- 20:16Speaker 2: The same cute little dude get on the front of
- 20:18Speaker 2: it handled it like a man, you know he did so. Yeah,
- 20:23Speaker 2: So so that one's your favorite, right sure? Yeah, no, no,
- 20:29Speaker 2: first one, so the flag was the best one.
- 20:31Speaker 1: He's a man of expensive bone t bone. Interesting the
- 20:35Speaker 1: first one, the one you said had less flavor.
- 20:38Speaker 5: I mean like it's less favor in this case, mouths.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Shoving food in his mouth. Well said, like if we
- 20:51Speaker 1: want to look at like glass half full, like he's
- 20:53Speaker 1: not afraid to put his mouth on stuff that could
- 20:55Speaker 1: end up being gross. Maybe you have a fetishue on mystery. Yeah,
- 21:01Speaker 1: here we go. Yeah, come on, it's just it's just
- 21:04Speaker 1: pet food.
- 21:04Speaker 3: Right when you're done gagging over, I can't smell wet
- 21:08Speaker 3: pet food?
- 21:10Speaker 1: All right, Tyler? Can you please don't?
- 21:12Speaker 3: Oh hey, Tyler, I just wondering how big is your penis?
- 21:21Speaker 10: No?
- 21:21Speaker 1: Hold on, are we talking flaccid or ready to go?
- 21:28Speaker 1: No man has measured and.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Remember medicinale know if you're lying.
- 21:31Speaker 5: Yeah yeah that's right. Yeah so definitely okay, so definitely
- 21:40Speaker 5: a grower, not a shower. But and it has helped
- 21:44Speaker 5: that I've lost the weight because hell yeah, bro, that
- 21:47Speaker 5: goes away. I'd probably say five. I've never measured. That's
- 21:52Speaker 5: probably the average.
- 21:53Speaker 1: All right.
- 21:54Speaker 2: They say, like if a cell phone is is uh
- 21:58Speaker 2: so where the apple logo is where the Apple logo is.
- 22:01Speaker 5: It's like five, right, this is five?
- 22:03Speaker 3: Maybe the phone I measured it it's five point eight.
- 22:07Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole phone is five. Talked about them, okay,
- 22:10Speaker 2: so he already gave us the answer. He goes to
- 22:12Speaker 2: maybe where the Apple where the just guesstimating. Yes, okay,
- 22:21Speaker 2: so like this, I'm looking at my phone.
- 22:23Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll say this, he's not lying on this one.
- 22:28Speaker 5: Culture are like four because my phone's bigger.
- 22:30Speaker 1: So like, I appreciate your answer, like rock solid four.
- 22:37Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I've never I've never measured it.
- 22:40Speaker 1: You've never measured it.
- 22:41Speaker 5: I swear I've actually never measured it.
- 22:43Speaker 1: All right, I believe you massive credit. Yeah, I believe
- 22:47Speaker 1: he's a project from the Biggure. You'll be impressed when
- 22:49Speaker 1: you see me, like, oh.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Actually bigger than Okay, that's kind of smart, and we
- 22:53Speaker 2: have a we have time for one more, all right,
- 22:56Speaker 2: Greg Gory.
- 22:57Speaker 1: It's a very simple question. Are you a Republican or
- 23:00Speaker 1: a Democrat? That's gonna be right.
- 23:05Speaker 5: Into the box really well here.
- 23:06Speaker 1: It's actually a smart move because if you're just playing
- 23:09Speaker 1: the odds.
- 23:10Speaker 6: Will so I will say I definitely am more like
- 23:13Speaker 6: in the middle. I definitely am more independent. Like DEM's
- 23:16Speaker 6: got some of the right, Republicans has got some of
- 23:18Speaker 6: the right. But for the most part, they're all whacked
- 23:21Speaker 6: out of their minds. But I'm gonna do anyway for
- 23:22Speaker 6: the most part.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Wow, that's a yeah. Well, you know what. That is
- 23:26Speaker 1: the most polarizing thing right now.
- 23:27Speaker 2: I think, like anything you could talk about with anybody
- 23:30Speaker 2: you're gonna that would be the thing you could talk about.
- 23:32Speaker 6: Everything else that we've brought up so far is possible.
- 23:36Speaker 6: But that's the one no no that says nose hair lollipop.
- 23:40Speaker 8: Oh no, this is.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Also like a day at the spot. You're kind of lucky,
- 23:45Speaker 1: also unlucky. I know if this is it's the nose waxing.
- 23:47Speaker 1: Have you ever had your your nose waxed before? I
- 23:50Speaker 1: have not you the day. Yeah, you guys are correct.
- 23:53Speaker 8: This is the nose waxing where you take a little
- 23:55Speaker 8: piece of hot wax, put it up your nose and
- 23:57Speaker 8: rip out the hair.
- 23:58Speaker 1: This is that. But we've already done medicine. I already
- 24:00Speaker 1: did it. Now you're gonna suck it like a lollipop. Yeah,
- 24:07Speaker 1: done is way better. We've been sitting on this for
- 24:09Speaker 1: a while.
- 24:10Speaker 5: Okay, wait, yeah, now do you remember who's this? Who's
- 24:17Speaker 5: all right?
- 24:19Speaker 1: Like piano chord? My god, look at those spiky with hair.
- 24:29Speaker 2: All right, the thought of doing that, and you know what,
- 24:34Speaker 2: save the best one for last, and the lucky to
- 24:36Speaker 2: draw the pop tarts.
- 24:37Speaker 5: Sorry, she's the one, he's gonna say. Oh no, no, no,
- 24:41Speaker 5: don't know. Don't let him.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Carr cover cover, covered up so you can't see, now, Tyler,
- 24:50Speaker 2: I wanted to see that, Tyler, as you're looking at
- 24:52Speaker 2: sea bass left? Right or middle? Oh god, middle, that
- 24:57Speaker 2: one's out. Take that one out?
- 24:59Speaker 5: Don't here? Alright?
- 25:03Speaker 1: Oh I would go with that one, right one? No, no, no,
- 25:06Speaker 1: don't tell him that's turn around.
- 25:10Speaker 5: Or don't I'm not looking.
- 25:11Speaker 1: You don't switching around like we're making random and choose.
- 25:14Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Tyler? Left or right? Left?
- 25:19Speaker 1: Left? All right?
- 25:21Speaker 5: Oh god, I go.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Is that the good one? Like a cactus?
- 25:26Speaker 5: All right? This is the nose hair?
- 25:29Speaker 1: God? Oyeah? Alright, right here we go.
- 25:35Speaker 3: Palate cleans are after the dog?
- 25:36Speaker 1: Could it just, oh god, could could have just answered
- 25:39Speaker 1: the question what does it taste like?
- 25:47Speaker 3: He's bright red.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Cands on your left, What does it taste like?
- 25:54Speaker 5: What does it taste like the dog food was better?
- 25:57Speaker 1: Keep going?
- 25:58Speaker 5: Yeah, what is it?
- 26:00Speaker 1: How long do you have to do that? Yeah? Put
- 26:03Speaker 1: it in your mouth and describe. But yeah, you just
- 26:05Speaker 1: describe the taste. I might actually but your yeah, and
- 26:11Speaker 1: then put in there and then just describe, describe what
- 26:13Speaker 1: you're tasting. Yeah, but what do you got?
- 26:17Speaker 2: Oh if it's salty, salty, Okay, salty salty, what's the
- 26:23Speaker 2: what's the texture like?
- 26:24Speaker 5: Yeah, Harry, Harry Prickly.
- 26:27Speaker 1: I was gonna say, is it sharp? He's right? Yeah,
- 26:35Speaker 1: hot take dating.
- 26:36Speaker 5: It's how's done?
- 26:36Speaker 1: You guys? Alright more next you show back in the
- 26:41Speaker 1: minute