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#173 - Please come home, Karl. · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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Welcome back to another episode of the After Hours podcast.
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On today's episode, me and Malcolm are just hanging around
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bullshitting, talking about everything from, well, we get
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into some weird topics, so you'll just have to listen and
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find out. We answer some questions that
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people sent in on Instagram, but mainly it's just me, Malcolm and
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Eddie just talking bullshit. And Carl's gone for another
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week. He's still in Japan.
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At this point, we're kind of worried he's not coming back.
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Let us know what you guys think in the comments.
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Faction Motorsports. Let Frank start.
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I started it last time. I did it last time.
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Yeah. You love doing the intros.
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Right. No, I don't.
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What's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another episode
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of the After Hours podcast. On today's episode, it is me and
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Malcolm again. Oh, by mine, say.
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And we have absolutely nothing planned for this episode, so
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let's see what kind of wild adventures we go on in the next
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hour and a half. Yeah, dude.
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Carl, come back home, please. We can't keep doing this, Carl.
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Well, it's also my fault because I haven't been contacting anyone
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to do a podcast with. Yeah, well, we can't I'm.
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Also kind of scared like just me and a guest.
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Yeah, it's going to get real weird.
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Yeah, I'm kind of thinking he's not coming back.
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He looks like he's having a great time.
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And I bet he spent fucking 40 bucks so far, yeah.
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So dude, as a foreigner, 2 probably people probably buying
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you drinks and stuff buying you. No, I got it.
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I got it's on me. Free lap dances.
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I don't know about that. I don't know if I don't know if
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that's free I. Don't know.
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Oh, I don't know if he's doing that, but we did.
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See a clip? I mean like took him maybe ¥100.
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Yeah, there was definitely a clip of something going on.
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Maybe ¥550 What are you saying? Eddie threw a couple coins.
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Eddie's over here trying to be the producer right now.
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Trying. To turn on the TV.
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But yeah, Carl, I don't know. He's, he's having way too much
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fun. He's it's only a matter of time
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till he buys a car over there. He's going to buy a car before.
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Before he leaves, Yeah, no way. If he's got money, which he, I
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don't think he's got a lot of money right now, but maybe, I
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don't know, he'll probably buy a motorcycle.
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Yeah, he's going to How do I ride this home?
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There's a carry on, right? Is there a ferry at home?
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Yeah. So I mean, what are we?
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We're we're in the office all day.
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What kind of all we're doing is yelling at our computers and the
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telemarketers. We talk about a lot of stuff
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though. Yeah.
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Maybe we shouldn't. Talk about it's usually pretty.
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It's more of like a therapy session.
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OK, Yeah, it's. Not really about cars.
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Yeah, Malcolm's my therapist. Well, we can have a therapy
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session here. Go on, talk.
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I'll listen. No, I don't really.
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It's on your mind, Frank. OK.
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How are how are you OK, How are you?
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Are you happy in this moment in time?
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In this moment? Yeah.
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In this moment. Yeah.
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OK. Because I'm with you.
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There we go. Come on bro.
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No, because it's we're hanging out.
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It's we got fun plans tonight. We're going to eat, you know,
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we're going to go out to eat or whatever we're going to do,
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maybe play a little pool. Yeah, this guy's addicted to
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pool. I don't know where.
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Yeah, it's the only thing I can beat Malcolm at so.
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You're not going to beat me tonight, I'll tell you that.
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OK, we'll see. Eddie, if you want to come over
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and you can sleep on the flight tomorrow.
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You don't want him to come over because he's the fucking scratch
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master. We need to hone in our skills,
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Eddie. Yeah, me and Princess smoke your
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ass. That's the first time I lost a
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Frankie in anything. Anything sports related.
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It's. Not is that a sport.
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Yes, yeah, yes. If video games is a sport, I'm
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sure billiards is a. Sport video games should not be
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a sport, first of all. It takes a lot of talent.
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E Sport video games takes a lot of talent.
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That doesn't mean that, that doesn't mean it's sport.
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It's a lot of skill. It doesn't mean it's sport.
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Eddie, please look up the definition of sport.
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All right, you don't want that. It's could be anything simple.
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I just want to know what it is Dick head.
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All right, bitch. Hey.
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Fuck yeah, it's not 6:00 yet. An activity involving physical
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exertion. Physical.
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But look at that, there's another definition.
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Oh, the they made after video games were invented, Yeah.
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OK, wait wait wait. In which an info or team
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competes. No bro, it's #1.
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Yeah. All right.
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An activity involving physical exertion, yes, and skill and
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skill and not. Or fuck so.
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Video games are not sports. E Sport.
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No sweat when I play video games sometimes.
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That's on you, A1. V5 clutch, you're not sweating.
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Look at me, I've done that before.
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Look at me and tell you how sweating.
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I've done that before. I actually.
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Tell me your heart is not pounding your BPM.
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I was. Scared.
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Yup. I was probably.
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Felt like you ran a marathon. And I somehow won that game and
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everyone's yo, what the fuck? Yeah, freaking out.
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I was like, I'm shaking it probably.
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Felt like you knocked out Mike Tyson in round one.
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That's how it. Felt Yup I was shaking that's.
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A sport motherfucker they got. To bring back Warzone like that,
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I guess it's still here, right? But.
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Yeah, but she's just kind of gay now.
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I don't know if you could say that.
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She's kind of wack. OK.
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Yeah, I don't. It actually is kind of gay
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though, right? They put a lot of gay stuff in
10:56
there, all right? Not really, though, right?
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Didn't they? Or did they not?
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No, no, I mean Nicki Minaj. Oh, she's not gay.
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No. I'm thinking like, weird, like I
11:09
don't know, everyone's shooting rainbows at each other and
11:12
stuff. Like that's what I meant because
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I really thought they did that. No, you.
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Know he's like, yeah, you're gonna break.
11:19
Gun shit in there, don't they? I don't.
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That's what everyone says. And then I go and I play
11:22
sometime, well, I like once a year.
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And then I'm like, oh, this game's fun.
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You have not played that in. Over a year?
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I haven't played in over a year but I want to so bad but no one
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will play it. You guys, Frankie thinks he's
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playing the most recent war zone on an Xbox One 'cause somebody
11:39
tell him he's retarded. You can't do.
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That you're going to. Light What about the new
11:44
battlefield? Your apartment is going to light
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on. Fire.
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What about the new battlefield? No, you can't.
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Look that up. Eddie.
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For me, please. Thank you.
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Oh my God. Can you play the new Battlefield
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on an Xbox One? Of course you can.
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You're. Going to burn your apartment
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building down? It's going to look like a
11:58
battlefield. Not that crazy.
12:00
Xbox One. Yes, you could probably.
12:04
Play. It just says no.
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It just says no, you cannot. Damn, that kind of sucks.
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All right. So here we go again.
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Every five years, yeah. I have to buy a game console at
12:19
Black Friday. Yeah.
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To play one video game, Yeah. For one week, yeah.
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And then that's why that's. Why?
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I'm over video games. I'm over it.
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Yeah, like it's crazy. Remember when consoles used to
12:30
last for years? Don't even bring this 10 years.
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Yeah, that's literally what I think is still going on, and
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that's why this happens to me every.
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Honestly, how long did you, how long ago did you buy the Xbox
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One? OK, I bought an Xbox One when
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the IT wasn't it wasn't modern. Was it war zone?
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What do they call it? Modern Warfare?
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It wasn't the first one. It wasn't the second one.
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I think it was the third one after that.
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Because it what? Remember they came out then one
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after that and it sucked. Yeah.
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And then they came out with the is it is it Modern Warfare 2?
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They call it Modern Warfare 2019.
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That was the best one. That's the one we hold near and
13:05
dear to our. Hearts, I think it's after that.
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It's either that one, so probably 2020, or it's the one
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after the Vietnam one. Oh, Cold War.
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It was called Cold War. Yeah, it might be that.
13:18
Yeah, it might be that one. Was that 2022?
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Oh wait, what was it called, Eddie?
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It was Cold War or. Just like a little list of the
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last games I. Guess because I know there was
13:32
like a World War 21 that came out in 2016 or something.
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Yeah, I. Remember that it was way after
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that. OK.
13:41
It was the Warzone one came out. Yeah, what's the one after 2019?
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Is that your ass? No, I think I just my throat
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made a noise that. Was your ass.
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No it wasn't. My ass is way down here.
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Cannot fall on the mic, no. Are you sure?
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I mean like, no. It was not that I didn't think.
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But it was much softer. Did you hear it fart?
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I did not fart anything. I'm really gassy though, I tell
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you that. It's because we both got
14:09
headphones in. So you just think you can just
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fart now? World War Two World War 2/20/17.
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No. OK, here we go.
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That was 20. OK, so Cold War was modern.
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Warfare 2019, that was the first one.
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Then Black Ops. No one played that game.
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Then Vanguard, no one cared about that either.
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Then Modern Warfare 2. That's probably when I got a
14:28
Xbox One. No, you didn't.
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You got it. 2019, yeah, 2020 probably.
14:34
Yeah, 2019, bro, whatever. Yeah, you're not.
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You're not playing. Yeah, but that shit.
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Was 6. That shit was extinct by 2022,
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so I had it for two years and I played probably played a total
14:46
of a week of video games in those two years.
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Yeah, the. Xbox One came out in 2013.
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Yeah, it was a long time ago. OK.
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You didn't even bring that up. If I could bring that up.
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Slammed on there. This man bought it at the end of
15:00
his life. You know, I think I'll buy one.
15:02
Yeah, and it was still full price.
15:04
It was so annoying. Yeah, yeah.
15:05
You never get discounts on those things.
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So now what do I do? Because everyone's like, you got
15:10
to play Battlefield and. You got to get the newest Xbox
15:13
Xbox look up the what do I call it?
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I'll tell you right now, series. X Whatever.
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Series X. Xbox Series X.
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Look up how much is it? Gonna be 550.
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Series X gonna be on Black Friday cuz I'm not buying it
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anything. They're only gonna give you $50
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off of the free game, I'll tell you that right now.
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Battlefield. That's the game this much.
15:29
You know they're gonna give you something stupid.
15:30
First of all, I can already tell you I'm not gonna get it.
15:32
What does it look like? It looks like a router.
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I can't fit it in my fucking thing, so I'm on.
15:38
Your TV cabinet. I can't.
15:39
What the fuck is that? That literally looks like a FiOS
15:42
Verizon FiOS router but black 6. 150 fucking dollars, Are you out
15:48
of your mind? Carbon black.
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For a week of video game. Yeah.
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Literally, I'm paying $650 for three weeks of video games at
15:58
most. We'll start gaming more, ruin
16:00
your life. Yeah, just fuck up everything.
16:03
No, I can't do it. They don't make another one any
16:05
that looks smaller. No.
16:07
No, they might. I think they used to for the
16:09
last one, right? No, I think they had something.
16:12
Oh, maybe they did. Devices, Devices.
16:17
Xbox consoles, Series S, that's the smaller one.
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There you go, There you go. Does.
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That sit down. Watch it only play in 1080P.
16:26
$400. This is crazy.
16:30
Does it like lay down? Can you tell to lay down, lay
16:34
down, lay down, roll over? If I Overwatch, if that lays
16:39
down, I can fit it in my in my TV thing.
16:43
Yeah, well, you ain't getting that.
16:46
OK. And if you do, I ain't playing
16:49
with you. So what's the so bad about this
16:51
one? Like why is it 400?
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Dollars, I know it only. Oh wait, I know why I didn't
16:59
want this. It was white.
17:00
It's white, Yeah, all right. And there's something else with
17:03
what it could do. Obviously, I don't know.
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I'm like, I'm not a gamer anymore.
17:08
I gave up you. Could tell I don't play video
17:10
games because the appearance of the console matters way more
17:13
than me actually buying it. So we're done with our
17:16
conversation. All right, well, I hope
17:17
everyone's having fun on Battlefield 6.
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Yeah, man, I think I'll try in a couple weeks.
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Oh yeah, just try it out. Just.
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Spend Eddie wants. Eddie wants to spend.
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Yeah, that's why I want to. That's why I didn't buy it
17:27
because it's 60 bucks. It's like 70 bucks. 70 bucks.
17:30
Yeah, prices are going up. Just try it out.
17:35
I bet you it'll crash on me every two seconds.
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Remember when you like, go to the store and just try video
17:38
games out. Yeah.
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That's what happened to. That still exists.
17:43
Barely. I don't know.
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Probably not bro think of everything that's fucking gone
17:46
now it's. I mean now GameStop just have
17:48
freaking plushies, freaking pop figures and LA Boo boos.
17:55
It's not a la Boo Boo. It's a lahii.
18:00
Get it right. Get.
18:02
Out of here. Beat it.
18:05
Oh man, I was thinking about something last night or this
18:08
morning that has to do with like how shit just sucks now, but I
18:13
don't know exactly what it was. It's something with feel like
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it's something with cell phones. It's probably not going to come
18:24
back to me. But there there was a video, you
18:28
know, those videos they make on Instagram where it's like, I
18:31
don't know, something they'd be like, oh, the millennials are
18:34
the last generation that and like, yeah, show you everything
18:38
that you wish was still. Yeah, still around.
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Makes you depressed. Yeah, that's what social media
18:44
does. But.
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Say damn, life was really It didn't feel cool back then, but
18:49
it was really cool. Yeah.
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Chill. It's weird, I always think about
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this. I'm like, I try to ask my dad.
18:57
You know how my dad doesn't really, like, answer you?
19:01
Yeah. He'll just start going on a
19:02
tangent about it. So I never really get an actual
19:05
answer. But my question is, does it
19:09
always feel like everything good is going away, or is it really
19:14
going away right now? Yeah.
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I want to ask him, what if in 2015, twenty years we're like,
19:20
damn, remember 2025? Like yeah, all we had was the
19:24
iPhone with the. What I want to ask him is apps,
19:28
Instagram remind me of this. When I, when he comes here, I
19:32
want to say, was life when you were 15 extremely different than
19:40
it was when you were 35? Because for me, the answer is
19:44
yes. Yeah, When I was 15, we had
19:48
Nokia fucking you could barely send a text message.
19:52
And now you can't go outside without your cell phone or else
19:56
the world ends. I mean I love doing it, but like
19:59
people will actually have a panic attack if they do that.
20:02
Yeah. It's like the world is
20:04
completely different in a lot of ways.
20:07
And it. I want to know better.
20:09
Yeah. And I want to know if that is
20:11
the same way they felt, you know?
20:13
I would think so. I would think so because when
20:16
you're growing up, those early age, early years are so
20:20
impactful and that's what sticks with you.
20:23
That's like what molds you and then that's that's the feeling
20:27
you're always going to chase as you get older, you know what I'm
20:30
saying? I'm trying to think.
20:31
Like like it's. Yeah, I hear what you're.
20:34
Saying want that nostalgia always.
20:35
Everybody always want. But like is it?
20:37
Is it the? Same though because like OK and
20:40
he was born in 40s no 5655. Let's say he was born in 1955,
20:50
so when he was 15 it would be what, 670, 1970, right?
20:57
Yeah. So 1970 to 3515, so 20.
21:03
I don't 15 years from that. So 8095 S 1995 S 1970 to 1995.
21:12
What were the most crazy technical technological
21:15
advances? Like maybe the beeper answering
21:18
machines. Answering machines were probably
21:21
insane when that. Happened.
21:26
Can you look that up anywhere in?
21:26
Camcorders you finally could. Everybody could finally take
21:29
video, but it was expensive. But remember, we found family
21:32
videos and they were filming those in the 80s, so OK.
21:35
But still, yeah, they probably didn't have them in 1970.
21:39
Tape recorders, no answering. Machines answering, Yeah.
21:44
I'm pretty sure in one of the home videos you showed me,
21:46
somebody in the background was like, oh, he's he's yeah, he's
21:49
recording on one of those moving.
21:50
He's taking a moving picture. That was the the oldest person
21:53
in the room. Yeah, it was someone.
21:54
It was my my mom's grandmother. 'S He's taking our moving
21:57
picture, yeah. 1960 commercial answering machine. 1960's the
22:03
answering machine, I don't think.
22:03
Oh, well, that was probably in like big company build buildings
22:08
offices. Yeah, the household answering
22:10
machine probably. Came out of the household
22:12
answering machine like like when did people start having
22:15
answering machines in their house?
22:16
Yeah, when did the average household have an answering
22:20
machine? I just don't believe that.
22:24
The 60s. I really don't believe that.
22:26
Probably a very select few people who had it.
22:28
Look, answering machines came small enough.
22:30
They're in 1970s maybe? Small enough and affordable
22:34
enough in the 70s. It looks like 70s to 80s is when
22:37
it kind of happened. OK, look at when the when the
22:39
pager came out the pot, the pocket pager, whatever you want
22:42
to call it, beeper paper, beeper pager because that was pretty
22:48
crazy too. 90s. What?
22:53
And the first beeper was invented in 1921.
22:55
You. Literally can't even look
22:56
anything up on. Pager or something?
22:58
Look, it's right there. Pagers were developed in the 50s
23:00
and 60s and became widely used by the 80s.
23:02
Motorola first portable. Maybe that's why I'm going to go
23:07
80s. Yeah, 80s and 90s personal use.
23:11
Widely popular for personal use and professional use.
23:14
I feel like that was. For the rise of mobile phones,
23:16
that was. Basically the start of the end
23:18
was when that came out. Yeah.
23:19
Because now I can reach you. Yeah, once you can reach anybody
23:23
anywhere without them next to a phone or telling you go to that
23:26
pay phone at this time all. Right.
23:29
I remember what I was thinking about last night and it was in
23:33
that video and it said remember when you'd have to go show up
23:38
somewhere to see if they were there instead of texting them
23:42
because no dude, my aunt and uncle, like my uncle Jimmy would
23:45
just show up at the house. Yeah, be like, let's see if
23:49
they're home and be. Like, oh, cool.
23:50
And we just, we all start hanging out.
23:52
No one does that anymore. Maybe that's just my family.
23:56
I don't know. You know, I don't even fucking
23:58
live in that house anymore, so I can't even say that.
24:00
But like, that's what he would do.
24:02
He would just show up and look around the house for chocolate.
24:05
That's what he would do. OK, I was like you.
24:08
It does sound like me, like I might have got that from him and
24:13
like, that's just what you did. It seemed like you know.
24:15
Yeah, that was growing up. That was our family with our
24:18
grandparents. We would never tell them we're
24:20
coming. We just show up.
24:22
I feel like this phone did the opposite of what it was supposed
24:26
to do. Is that weird?
24:29
It made. It made.
24:30
People grow. Further grow further apart than
24:33
closer together. Yeah, like this whole, this
24:35
phone was invented so you could easily talk to people.
24:38
And I feel like it, it did the fucking opposite.
24:41
Everyone wants to be alone, including me.
24:43
I like, everyone just wants to not, you know what it is.
24:48
It's making people socially awkward too, obviously.
24:50
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's kind of crazy.
24:54
You invent something and it kind of has the opposite.
24:56
Effect adverse effects. Not to even go into social
25:00
media. That's a whole nother dimension
25:02
of depression. But yeah, I don't know.
25:06
That's what I was thinking about it was because I was like, damn,
25:09
we really had a because then I think about the Gen.
25:13
Z and I'm like, Gen. Z didn't have a chance.
25:18
Yeah, they're just on their phone.
25:20
They. Were born with it, basically.
25:22
And it's like, it kind of sucks. Like these kids can't even, I
25:28
know, can't even have a normal conversation, can't even have
25:31
eye contacts. Are you Gen.
25:32
Z? No, it was the last year of
25:34
Millennial. And Eddie?
25:37
He's a millennial. Yeah, so it's like the Princess
25:42
is a Gen. Z.
25:43
Yeah. And you can fucking tell.
25:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How crazy is that?
25:48
I I'm not much of A phone. I'm not much of A phone person.
25:52
Like I don't. I hate texting people.
25:53
I hate it when people call me, hate it when people text me.
25:56
I rarely answer. Don't talk to Malcolm.
25:59
Ever. I just, I hate talking through
26:01
the phone. Like if you, if you call me and
26:03
say yo, let's hang out and do this, they are that's fine.
26:09
But just to talk to me. I just thought you hated me.
26:11
OK, cool. So.
26:11
That I just, I, it's just, it's just annoying to me for some
26:15
reason, but there's there's times where I'll I'll answer and
26:18
I'll have a short conversation through text, but like everyday
26:22
type shit, I'm not doing that. I'm good off that.
26:26
Kissed me through the phone, I thought.
26:27
The same thing, yeah. And go ahead, Soldier 678999821.
26:34
Two, what did Princess say the other night when we were?
26:36
Does anybody want a bevy? A bevy.
26:39
And we are. We all look at each other.
26:40
We go what? A beverage?
26:42
A bevy? You want a.
26:43
Bevy, huh? And we're all like.
26:45
When did that? Eddie, what'd you say?
26:47
Eddie? You're like.
26:49
I'm not sleeping over anymore actually.
26:51
He was like, I'm stuck on the bevy part that you just said.
26:53
Oh, yeah. And then she's like, what?
26:54
Me and Malcolm say that. And we look at Malcolm and
26:56
Malcolm's like. No, the fuck I don't.
27:00
I was like, I've never said. That I was like, she must have
27:02
learned that from TikTok. I like, I don't I don't know.
27:05
Yeah, crazy. How, how, how many years into
27:10
Gen. Z?
27:11
Is she 11? OK, yeah, she's right at the cut
27:15
off. Whoever picked that cut off did
27:16
a good job. That's all I can say.
27:18
Smart. Yeah, they fucking nailed that.
27:20
Because it kind of, I mean, I think Eddie's a little Gen.
27:24
Z sometimes, but really a little bit.
27:27
But he's not that bad at all. What then?
27:29
You think? You must think I'm pretty Gen.
27:31
Z sometimes. Yeah, but not if it had to be
27:35
order. It'd be princesses the most
27:37
Eddie after that, you after that, really.
27:39
That's crazy. Yeah, he's offended.
27:42
I know he's offended. I would be offended too, don't
27:43
worry. But.
27:46
In what way? You're a fucking nerd, so that's
27:49
probably the first way, you know?
27:51
Got him. That's that's the only way
27:53
that's that's it. You don't really do anything
27:55
else. That's very Gen.
27:56
Z. You just you're up on
27:57
everything. The the more up you are on
28:00
everything makes you like pop. Culture wise, probably.
28:02
Yeah. Yeah, that OK.
28:05
Yeah, OK. Which means he's younger, you
28:08
know, which is fine. Yeah, but I feel like there's
28:10
millennials like that though. There are.
28:12
I mean, I'm pretty good because I hang out with you guys.
28:14
If I didn't hang out with you guys, I wouldn't know shit
28:16
that's going on. Yeah.
28:18
Like I probably wouldn't. So it's a good thing that you
28:22
guys are here. You.
28:24
That's one thing I noticed you got to keep.
28:26
Keep in touch with the. You have to keep younger people
28:28
working in the year because, yeah, because you'll just
28:31
fucking evaporate. Yeah.
28:33
And you'll be saying shit that people are like, what?
28:35
Oh, oh, he's oh, he's a boomer. Yeah.
28:38
Oh, he's a boomer. Oh, and then I think about, I'll
28:42
say some millennials. That video said that I don't
28:48
know, something, something depression or something.
28:50
I'm like, OK, here we go again. Make everyone feel like they
28:52
have to be depressed. But I was like, I, I mean, I
28:54
guess I kind of get it because you think back on all those
28:56
times and it was fun and this and that.
28:58
Like I was watching Avril Lavigne music video the other
29:01
day and I was like, we really used to dress like that and shit
29:05
was fun. Yeah.
29:07
Now it's just I don't know. I mean history just repeating
29:12
itself. It is a little bit, yeah.
29:13
It was 90s for like the last five years.
29:15
Now it's AY 2K fashion. Yeah, we're just right now.
29:18
I hope that keeps going. Yeah, that's.
29:20
All just repeating itself. It's.
29:22
Probably just nostalgia. Yeah, that's what everybody's
29:25
chasing. Yeah, well, it always, that
29:28
always tears me apart. I try not to think about it
29:30
because that's the easiest way for me to fall into a fucking
29:33
quote UN quote depression is think about.
29:36
The past, how good the past was. Yeah, so I try not to ever think
29:39
about that, but yeah, I don't know.
29:44
I think I was thinking some other shit too.
29:45
Like, I don't know, it maybe I was thinking about like, fuck
29:49
man, there's something on the tip of my tongue, but I don't
29:51
remember what it was, but it was pretty like, like I thought of
29:55
it and I was like, does anyone else think about this shit?
29:58
It was like something very like, it's hard to remember when you
30:05
can't fucking remember it, but it was like something very like,
30:08
I don't think it was music videos, but it was pop culture
30:10
or something. It, it just feels like
30:13
everything is kind of, it's so weird to say this, but it feels
30:16
like everything's disconnected. I don't know what that means,
30:19
but that's the word that's coming on my mind.
30:21
It's like this shit is supposed to connect everyone and
30:24
everything, but for some reason it feels like it's not.
30:26
I don't know what that means. You know what it is.
30:28
Also, there's way too much content out there.
30:32
That's probably. What it is way too much content.
30:35
Back then everybody would watch one thing MTVMTV that was we're
30:40
all connected to that. Yep, there's, I mean, you might,
30:43
there's other, you know, there's little deviation, people who
30:46
have their own little subcultures that you were rich,
30:48
you had really. Used network yeah, but use TV or
30:51
whatever it was. The main culture was that you
30:55
know 1. That's what.
30:57
I'm thinking of one interest. Like if they if that bitch
31:00
wasn't on TRL then no one knows her.
31:02
I'm sorry. Like that's just how it is.
31:04
But there's way too much content out there, way too many little
31:07
fandoms where everybody's just in their own little world.
31:10
And if you don't know, if you don't like what I like.
31:12
I mean, we're doing it right now.
31:13
There's people who do like what I like we.
31:14
Have a podcast? Yeah.
31:16
How many people have podcasts? Millions.
31:18
Yeah. You know, So if you don't know
31:20
that, you know, it's fucking crazy.
31:21
There's so much shit and the TV situation definitely hurts all
31:26
that. Like when TV.
31:27
Is dead right now. Yeah, T VS Dead, basically.
31:29
So now, if you don't have the same thing that this person has
31:32
and you probably don't know about this show and then you
31:35
know what I mean? Like, it used to be everyone's
31:38
got 50 channels, 60 whatever was about some of them didn't work.
31:42
Does that make any sense? And then it's like, oh, you're
31:46
watching The Walking Dead last night because it was the only
31:50
fucking show that was on, you know, like, Oh yeah, I missed
31:53
it. Or yeah, I mean, yeah, like now
31:56
it's like, oh, you watch that episode of Wednesday.
31:58
No, I didn't even start the season yet because I can watch
32:00
it whenever I want and I'm busy at all times.
32:03
Or it's no, I don't have Netflix.
32:05
Or yeah, I can't afford Netflix because I'm paying for 30 other
32:07
things, dude. You can you.
32:10
As of this year you can't even watch the NFL season without
32:17
having like 4 different subscriptions.
32:20
Of. Different.
32:21
Like it's crazy. Like in order to watch the every
32:24
single game of the NFL season you would have to pay 300
32:26
something dollars in subscriptions.
32:28
I can't even name one player, so this works out fine for me.
32:30
Yeah but imagine the die hard football people who are like,
32:33
bro we used to be able to just watch this shit on TV.
32:35
Blame Taylor Swift, that's all I can say.
32:37
Is that like a right? It's gotta be her.
32:38
Fault like I don't know networks.
32:39
Have rights to certain matches, whatever.
32:41
They gave some rights to YouTube, some rights to Prime,
32:46
Amazon Prime, some to. Whoever made that deal either
32:52
really cared about money or doesn't care about money.
32:56
It's one or the other. Either he's making so much more
32:58
money doing this or they drop the ball and didn't make a
33:02
fucking deal with one company. Yeah, you know, because that
33:06
doesn't sound. I'm really not a fan of the
33:08
subscription based world, you know I.
33:10
Actually don't hate it, but I hate commercials.
33:17
That's why I pay for YouTube premium.
33:19
Yeah, which is fine. I understand that.
33:22
But like, if you didn't have the subscription based world, you'd
33:25
have a lot of commercials. Yeah, but it was normal back
33:28
then. Yeah, and it sucked like when
33:30
you, when I OK here, I'm living it.
33:33
I have Netflix. I I have everything basically
33:35
except YouTube premium. When I have to go to YouTube,
33:39
it's like I'm watching TV and it fucking sucks, like bad.
33:43
So yeah, that is something we miss, but I don't think we want
33:48
it back. I really don't.
33:50
We all, all I want back is everyone being able to know the
33:52
same thing that was on TV last night.
33:54
You know what I mean? Like that's, I think that's cool
33:56
that that that kind of brings you together compared to what we
34:00
have now. I feel like.
34:03
But back then they would have said, oh, the T VS tearing the
34:06
fucking world apart. Like everyone's just sitting at
34:08
home, you know, So it changes. They said the same about books
34:12
too. Yeah, they said the.
34:14
Printing world, You got to get. You got to go outside.
34:17
The printing press was like the enemy.
34:19
That's insane. Yeah.
34:22
Wow. Now we got AI, Yeah, but to be
34:26
honest, so far, I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm I'm a big
34:29
believer that AI will destroy this planet, but for the time
34:34
being, that shit is sick. It is very helpful, yeah, but it
34:38
will destroy us. Terminators will become active
34:40
and Cyberdyne Systems will destroy us all.
34:43
The only AI appreciation I have is those Sora AI Michael Jackson
34:50
videos. It's the only thing I like.
34:53
Thank you AI for that. You're welcome.
34:58
Yeah, everything else AI is annoying.
35:00
Yo shout out real quick to owe me MJ on Instagram.
35:04
Yeah, if anybody has a connection to owe me MJOME MJ on
35:09
Instagram, he's from New Zealand and he's a Michael Jackson
35:12
impersonator and we would love to have him on the podcast.
35:15
It's. So insane that you would.
35:17
Never say that. All right?
35:18
I'll come. I'll come from New Zealand.
35:20
I mean, I guess I would do it. I'll.
35:21
Be right there. I would do it, you know, Yeah,
35:24
he's staying in your place. But yeah, we can.
35:26
Hell no, Don't say. Oh, don't.
35:29
Come on now. His sleep is just.
35:33
Just annoying. I would love to go out with him
35:37
though, like somewhere here I feel.
35:38
Like I'm I'd, I'd be like, yeah, this is Michael Jackson.
35:42
Yeah. There's nobody else.
35:43
I. Would be sick, I'm not going to
35:45
lie. Yeah, we go to Mitsuwa with him.
35:47
Yeah, Oh my God. And he just breaks out if he can
35:49
dance. I feel like I'm in Japan.
35:51
Yeah, Konichiwa. Oh.
35:55
My God, is that New York City? Oh, the phone's ringing.
35:59
No, it's 6:00 on the dot. We are closed.
36:01
Didn't they get the memo that we weren't going to be?
36:05
Working. No, no, we.
36:07
Just started to do this at random.
36:08
Let's get back to the initial question.
36:09
How you doing, Frank? You happy?
36:10
Oh shit. OK.
36:13
How is your business health, state of health, Business mental
36:22
state? My mental state because I own a
36:25
business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or fuck about
36:28
your personal. Life 1 so it works out.
36:31
In these four walls, how are how are you?
36:34
When you walk into work, you're like today, you know it's good.
36:37
I never feel bad coming to work. Love that.
36:40
Can we get a round of applause on the?
36:43
There it is. I basically never feel bad
36:46
coming to work still, so that's good.
36:48
That's good. That means we're all.
36:50
Do you pull our shit coming to work?
36:51
No. Thank fucking God no Eddie, I
36:54
know you have different situation.
36:55
You got to drive really far. Eddie has traffic.
36:58
He's not happy. Yeah, well that.
37:00
Only Malcolm could you run and just check that real quick, just
37:02
see who it is going. To go check the phone, guys,
37:04
Yeah. That only lasts when I'm in
37:06
traffic, but once I'm here I'm fine.
37:08
Once you're here, you're fine. Yeah, once you get the.
37:11
The but you probably still kind of dread coming or no?
37:15
No. Because of the, mainly because
37:18
of the driving, I'm saying. If I no, not really.
37:23
Like if you could just wake up and just hit a button and then
37:25
you're here. Oh no, I do have those moments
37:28
where I'm like, if I could just teleport, I'd be set.
37:32
Yeah, I know. I.
37:33
Think I did more like sometimes going home it's like go home
37:37
stay awake for like what 2 hours?
37:40
Yeah, I do tell them. Sorry guys, we're dealing with
37:43
some shop stuff right now because someone's dropping a car
37:45
off and I completely forgot. Because you see, the way this
37:48
works is I got 7 billion things going on in one day and I need
37:54
to somehow remember all of them. And most of the time that
37:56
doesn't happen. So we got a guy dropping a car
37:59
off right now, but Chris and Jesus are still here, so
38:02
hopefully they can handle it. Another thing is, so Eddie is at
38:08
the point where he probably could move out of his house, but
38:12
we are in Bergen County in New Jersey and everything is so
38:15
expensive here. Yeah.
38:17
That it's hard for him to find somewhere that would even that
38:21
he'd be able to afford on what he's making.
38:24
So keep watching those YouTube videos.
38:27
That's all I'm going to say because brother out.
38:30
Yeah. Help Eddie.
38:31
Help Eddie move. Subscribe, tell a friend,
38:34
comment, help the algorithm. Yeah, you talk to you talk to
38:39
the guys outside. Yeah.
38:41
What did he say? The guy just said he's dropping
38:43
off in 5 minutes because there's a little traffic.
38:46
And you told them? Yeah, as you said, OK.
38:48
And Chris, he left for a minute, but he said he's coming back.
38:51
Chris just left the shop. Yeah.
38:54
Well, this is what happens when I when I'm not at work.
38:58
No, Chris, it's it's, it's after six so.
39:01
Yeah. Where?
39:02
Where was it? Where were we?
39:03
Were just I was just talking about how it's so expensive to
39:05
live up here and that's why Eddie has to drive so far.
39:08
Oh yeah, but you don't hate your job yet.
39:10
No good. Good.
39:11
Let's ask Ken. Imagine.
39:13
Imagine. Ken's like, fuck this place.
39:14
It just started a week ago. Yeah.
39:17
But yeah, I can tell you one thing.
39:18
Hey, Zeus doesn't hate his job. I know that.
39:20
So yeah, that's good, Chris. You never know.
39:25
What, Chris? Sometimes that flame flicker
39:27
sometimes. Don't let that flame flicker.
39:30
Like a breeze about to blow it out but comes back.
39:35
No, I was, I was also saying like just.
39:36
Threw up. Oh fuck.
39:38
Yeah, first your ass, now you're melting a fucking acid reflux.
39:40
OK, go on. Yeah, I got to go.
39:46
Go get it out. Oh.
39:47
Fuck a tomato earlier. Oof.
39:51
OK I was saying I every day I have like fucking 10 things I
39:56
need to do minimum. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:58
And. Then sometimes they just I
39:59
forget it's like that. One so you get like 3 things
40:01
done out of. Literally, yeah.
40:04
Like before when that when the when the delivery was here with
40:07
Nissan and I just kind of stood there and I was like I was
40:09
buffering and he just gave up. I.
40:11
He walked away. I was like, I guess I'll write
40:13
the check. I was going to write a check and
40:16
then I was going to print these things out to put them the cyst
40:19
and then I was going to do it And then Malcolm goes this is
40:21
this part is discontinued and I go he.
40:23
Just put everything down and walked away.
40:25
Fuck that's in a kit that we sell now.
40:27
I got to update the kit now I got it.
40:29
Yeah, Jesus. Christ dude it never ends like.
40:32
Yeah. We might be on the cusp though
40:35
of. Like on a breakthrough,
40:37
Honestly, every day it feels like we're playing Cooking Mama.
40:40
What is that? Is that the game, Eddie Cooking
40:42
Mama, the like? Or what's the other one?
40:44
Overcooked. We're playing Overcooked every.
40:45
Day. What does that?
40:46
Mean overcooked. It's like you can play with
40:48
multiple people. It's like you, you're literally
40:51
managing a kitchen. All right?
40:52
You cut the vegetables, I'll wash the dishes.
40:55
You freaking go serve the people, that's called.
40:58
Owning a business. Yeah, it's overcooked.
41:00
We're overcooked and sometimes we fucking fail the mission, but
41:05
you could always restart the next day I.
41:07
Just want not to only talk about work right now, but I just want
41:12
Ken to finish organizing this shit so we can have him actually
41:14
helping us. Yeah, you know.
41:18
It's a lot to organize, he keeps.
41:19
Finding new things. We're years behind.
41:22
Oh, Eddie's. We were.
41:23
We were. Cooked right now.
41:24
Oh. Yeah, that's overcooked.
41:26
You see, there's different stations.
41:28
You got to do it. You got to follow a recipe.
41:31
You know what, not to sound like a complete boomer right now, but
41:33
this is this is when. This is when the end of the
41:35
world started happening. Video games, when we had to make
41:37
video games to entertain us because we had Jack shit else to
41:40
do. And so now we're just pretending
41:42
we're working. Like, oh, like this is it's like
41:48
you clock out of work and then you go go play another job.
41:52
If you're even at work to begin with, it's.
41:53
Like those role-playing Grand Theft Auto servers?
41:56
Whatever, World of Warcraft. You have a whole life inside of
42:00
a fucking TV. Like, what are you doing, bro?
42:02
Go outside. Yeah, like, go in the woods,
42:05
shoot a deer, do something like, I don't know, you're doing all
42:08
this shit in the video game. Go do it in real life.
42:10
It's like. Yeah, go level up in real life.
42:12
Ken's going to get mad, but it's like fucking RC drifting.
42:17
Oh bro, go. Drift.
42:17
Go drift, go drift. You have a 240.
42:22
Yeah. I mean, I remember when my
42:24
friends would be like, yo, let's go to RC.
42:25
I'm like, no, I need to use every single penny I've ever
42:29
seen in my life. Wait a second to afford drifting
42:32
you. Used to have little RCI mean.
42:35
When I when I was, when I was 11, yeah.
42:37
Airsoft go it go. Go go and go shoot.
42:41
Go and list. You want to play with guns.
42:42
Go and list. Go shoot somebody for real.
42:44
Yeah, that's that. That would be a simulation
42:46
situation, right? Yeah, Yeah.
42:48
So that could be you could argue that for video games.
42:51
At least RCS like physical and could be.
42:55
Yeah, it's very mechanical, technical.
42:57
Let's go back to the sports debate.
42:59
That's not physical, Eddie. You're just using your hand.
43:01
Saying physical as in you can physically tinker with these
43:04
things like a real car. I get it, I get it.
43:06
I sound, I sound like I'm 90 right now, but I'm just, I'm
43:09
just trying to figure out like, 'cause like watching that on the
43:12
screen, it's like, what am I? What are we doing?
43:16
It's called Fun Frank. OK, if you're viewing it as just
43:19
like this is a game. Yeah, it's just a game.
43:21
It's just for fun. OK.
43:25
That kind of that kind of changes it.
43:26
He's like for fun. Yeah, you know, my my brain is
43:32
kind of. What is fun?
43:35
Doesn't really work that way, yeah.
43:37
Where does that word derive from?
43:39
Sometimes though, like if I if I decide to go over on a
43:43
motorcycle ride, that's fun usually.
43:45
Yeah, you're doing it for fun, for the love of the game.
43:47
Like I'm usually not to feel something accomplishing anything
43:50
when I do that usually. Exactly.
43:52
Enjoyment. Like going out on a motorcycle
43:54
ride is just as much as a waste of time as playing video games
43:58
for an hour maybe. Kind of.
44:01
But at least I'm outside. I can meet people, I can talk to
44:03
people, I can build the, I can build rapport with people.
44:06
But what if somebody's job is being outside all day, driving
44:09
around? It's like maybe I just wanted to
44:10
stay inside and. If you want to in a virtual
44:13
world, if you want to go inside and play video game every once
44:16
in eight months, be my guest. There's no problem with that.
44:19
If you want to do that every single night, you have a
44:23
problem. I'm just going to let you know
44:25
you can. You don't have to do anything
44:26
about it. Addiction right there, yeah, but
44:28
there's. Something.
44:29
Going on, I mean, if it's, you know, all in moderation, right?
44:37
Yeah. Every night for an hour.
44:38
Like some people could say I have a problem in Juicy Platter
44:41
every single night for the last four years.
44:43
Yeah, that might be debatable. Yeah.
44:47
I should probably go to a doctor, but.
44:50
You got them juicy in size, probably juicy in or what?
44:54
Didn't you like to know? All right.
45:00
OK, yeah, I guess, Yeah, I guess you can take this things the
45:03
wrong way, I guess. Yeah, sometimes people just like
45:05
to have fun in their own way. I get, well, I'm also obsessive,
45:12
so when I see that, I'm like, oh, could I play that every
45:15
single minute? Like I, you know what I'm saying
45:18
that that didn't make sense. But like when I'm into
45:21
something, I tend. To go.
45:23
Yeah, go all in. And try to.
45:25
So when I see a video game, I'm like, oh, fuck that.
45:27
Get that shit away from me. Yeah.
45:29
Because like, like, like Call of Duty, that shit is addicting.
45:34
Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, let me go on, let
45:36
me, let me go on. Before you know it, it's fucking
45:39
one in the morning and you're like, shit, I was fuck.
45:42
That's one of the main reasons I had to step away from video
45:45
games for a bit, because I'd get obsessed with like almost any
45:49
game I play. Yeah, not to mention the Call of
45:52
Duty Z, huge waste of time, the loading screens and the oh, my
45:57
friends died and or I died and I gotta wait fucking 30 minutes
46:00
for them to die. Yeah, like that war zone shit
46:02
was a big waste of time, Yeah. About your Xbox One.
46:06
Shut up. But damn was it fun.
46:10
Frank's like, yo, these loading screens are 45 minutes, you're
46:13
on Xbox One. No, it was mostly like because I
46:16
would die so fast, so I would just.
46:17
Yeah, I see. Like.
46:18
No, I'm just. Going to Yeah, guys, let's just
46:20
restart, yeah? Yeah, like I'll just sit here
46:22
for 30 minutes while you all fucking play the game.
46:24
Yo guys, I forgot to deploy my parachute.
46:26
Let's let's restart. Just fucking.
46:30
Bring. Yeah, I don't know not to make
46:33
this whole conversation about video games, but yeah, me and
46:36
Malcolm don't drift, so it's kind of hard to bring drifting
46:38
into this right now. Hey, hey, yeah.
46:43
You think you're going to drift the Z we got?
46:46
One day. You think you're going to be
46:48
good? Of course you do.
46:49
I think I'll be pretty good, to be honest.
46:52
I'm not going to be amazing, but I'll probably get in a few laps.
46:55
Yeah, that's I'll probably link. I'll link front track in a in a
46:59
day. You mean the original front
47:04
track, not the tree Turn right. Oh yeah, not tree turn, no like
47:08
a club loose event, regular Group C.
47:12
How many hours? How many hours?
47:16
Four hours, yeah. You know what we'll do?
47:20
I'll give myself 4 hours. I'm going to teach you the
47:22
basics, then we're going to go to.
47:25
The car track, yeah. And then we're going to sign you
47:27
up for a club loose event. I'm not doing that, bro.
47:29
Yeah, you are. That's crazy.
47:31
And we're going to be. So nervous we're going to see if
47:33
you can drift the front track because that's how you have to
47:35
do it. So it's going to be next year
47:36
then? No, it's not.
47:39
I don't think we're going to do it this year.
47:40
Why not? When does it end?
47:42
December. Stuff moves.
47:44
Sleigh ride. They never do sleigh ride.
47:47
Stuff moves November. Stuff moves in November.
47:51
Will the car be ready by then? The car is ready now.
47:53
So yeah, I mean, you could like, you can get in that drift.
47:56
It's not a big deal. Like nothing that broken is gone
47:59
is happening. Like nothing is broken to the
48:01
point where it's going to hinder your learning experience.
48:04
I think so, yeah. We could probably time that out.
48:10
Give it a go. There, if you can learn to do
48:12
front track at one club loose event, that's impressive, I'll
48:17
give you that. Wait, that'll be my first time.
48:20
Doing no, you're going to a private yes.
48:22
It will be your first time on that track, yeah.
48:24
Oh what the fuck? Yeah, you said you can learn it
48:26
in one day, so. Oh, you fucked me.
48:31
You fucked. Me.
48:32
You got it. That's it.
48:34
I mean, if if you want to challenge me, I'll try it.
48:37
You'll be fine. You're going to do the car track
48:38
before that, so. Now the challenge for you is
48:42
actually making this happen. Yeah, I know, I know.
48:45
That might be harder it. Kind of is.
48:50
It's not hard to go down there though.
48:53
I just I just want the fucking like can we get a hood you?
48:56
Just want the card to be does. Anyone have AO6O7O8350Z silver
49:00
hood that we can have? Please God HR.
49:02
Hood please, You just need the HR hood.
49:04
Yeah, because like, this is the hardest thing to find in the
49:06
world. We have the body kit which maybe
49:11
we should leave that off for this.
49:13
Yeah, it could be on for car track.
49:16
I'll put the old one on like I'll watch you blow that shit
49:19
up. I don't.
49:19
That's the funniest. Yeah, that, that'll be, yeah,
49:22
We'll just put that back on. And then we need a hood, though.
49:27
It'd be nice to have a hood. Yeah, I don't want to look like
49:31
one of those terrible looking. What, three of these E owners,
49:36
Yeah. Yo my shit is sick.
49:42
Yeah, I mean, trust me, I know how you feel.
49:45
Yeah, I'm trying to avoid that but.
49:48
If anybody has this HR 350Z hood.
49:52
We're trying to get one in silver, but I mean, I guess.
49:54
What if just any colour you just paint it?
49:56
You got to paint the inside too. I'm sure that's not much money,
50:01
right? It's just a pain in the ass.
50:04
You're never going to prep anything good enough.
50:07
I'll get an aftermarket one too, depending on how it looks.
50:11
But yeah, that's why I'm not looking at other colors because
50:14
like if you want to like, oh, let's get a, oh, there's a red
50:16
hatch, just paint it and the fucking undersize is red.
50:20
Yeah. Oh God.
50:22
It's just like. I mean black wouldn't be bad
50:25
black inside. The amount of work I've already
50:29
gone into the making this thing pretty nice.
50:31
We just have to find a fucking silver.
50:33
It's going to take forever, dude.
50:34
No, I don't know. We almost found a lot of
50:37
hatches, like on that one website Chris gave me, but you
50:41
call the place and though they either don't have it or they
50:43
don't answer or they're like 90 years old, they're like a what?
50:45
350 ZI got a hemi. Let me call you back and they
50:50
don't call you back. So I found the 280, ZI said.
50:53
350. Sir, you give me 354.
50:56
And we got Kyle Bussey Badussi. Kyle Badussi's on.
51:00
He's looking, he's scouting out. Oh, he is.
51:02
He parts out ZS. Oh, nice.
51:05
Yeah, you really called him Kyle Badusi?
51:07
Yeah, Kyle Badusi, is it Busey? It looks like it's spelled like
51:11
Busey. Yeah, or Busey.
51:13
I remember. I think Busey.
51:15
Yeah, I'm going to say Bussy. You got that, Bussy.
51:24
Leave us a comment if you know what Bussy means.
51:26
Yeah, I'm sure everybody knows it.
51:28
Remember, we thought of bus, but dusy.
51:30
Yeah, but Dusy was a real thing. Not what we thought it was.
51:36
'Cause it's it's but dizzy is an aroma.
51:39
It smells like butt, Dick and pussy in here but we but dizzy.
51:43
But dizzy was butt pussy. But it's not.
51:46
Yeah, like a funky butt pussy, but but dizzy is actually the
51:50
smell of butt Dick and pussy. It smells like.
51:54
So to use it in a sentence, you could say, hey yo, what's that
51:56
smell? Oh, it smells like but dizzy in
51:59
here. Holy shit, I just think a
52:05
fucking Princess just saying that shit at random, like in
52:08
front of people and everyone's like.
52:10
A full restaurant. It's not like, but dusty and.
52:15
Everyone's like, what? What?
52:16
Remember we had. What's his face?
52:19
Fucking smile down, Damian. Damian.
52:22
He went out to eat with us and she said that shit or something
52:25
smell like but dusty he's like. He's like, what?
52:27
Excuse me? I was like, that's crazy.
52:29
You made Damien do a double take.
52:31
Yeah, usually he he knows everything.
52:34
Yeah, but dizzy is crazy. I don't think I've ever smelled
52:37
badizzy before. I don't want to.
52:39
I may have. You never been a gangbang.
52:51
Imagine the smell. Oh my God.
52:55
I would need oh bro windows open every.
52:58
Tap in if you put in a gang bang, let me know what that
53:00
smells like. Yeah, I don't need a gas mask in
53:03
there. Open every window, plug in air
53:06
fresheners, Eddie. What do you think?
53:08
Yankee Candles. Oh God.
53:13
Anyway, work is good, Frank it. Would just smell like ball
53:16
sweat, you know? Yeah, ball sweat overpowers any
53:20
smell. If you're doing like a standard
53:23
gang bang, like it'd just be man me.
53:27
Base model game. A base model, like dude, it
53:29
would just smell like straight ball sweat and Bo and that's it.
53:34
You wouldn't even know there's a female in that room if you were
53:37
fucking. If you were blind, you would
53:39
have no fucking idea there was a female in that room.
53:43
You would be like, where am I right now?
53:45
Fucking. Oh, I'm at the gym.
53:49
Where am I at the gym? Where am I the sauna right now?
53:52
Oh my gosh fuck I'm at a sumo match.
53:57
Yeah, God, dude, that's got to be.
53:59
Crazy. Oh God, yeah, I'm good off that
54:03
you. Think you even maybe I should
54:05
stop? But does he bang?
54:07
Like you think you even are having fun?
54:13
I think, I think it's all just show business.
54:15
It's all work. It's show business.
54:16
Yeah, 'cause like that's. All part of the show we.
54:18
Know the girl ain't having fun so are are any of these guys
54:21
having fun? Like guys, let us tap in.
54:25
If you've ever been involved in a gang bang, I want to know what
54:28
that's like 'cause I. I have not been.
54:30
Yeah, this is some real, real journalism right here.
54:34
Yeah, Come contact. Yeah, I would.
54:36
Yeah. I mean, you guys tap in if you
54:38
want to have a like invite me, let me know, Maybe I'll.
54:40
That's all you just. To get a whiff, just to get a
54:43
whiff. You take an air sample, Let me
54:45
know. I need to know when I'm getting
54:47
paid though come. On Yeah, Yeah.
54:50
You think they get paid a lot? No could.
54:52
You look that up, Eddie, how much do you get paid to perform
54:56
in a gangbang? No, porn stars don't make money.
54:58
That's so insane to me. They don't make money from the
55:01
videos, they make money from people who want to hire them as
55:04
escorts. Or when they make sex toys, make
55:07
deals with companies. Do you got to get paid out for
55:09
that? Well.
55:09
We're talking about the females. I'm not talking about the guys.
55:11
I feel like the guys are getting you're getting shafted, no pun
55:13
intended. Like there's no, there's no way
55:16
they're making that much money. Look up Lex.
55:18
Deal how much money you make, right?
55:20
That's his name, right? I don't know, I never heard that
55:22
name. We were just naming porn stars
55:24
the other night. What were we doing, Todd?
55:26
Please you he's. Trying to think of certain.
55:30
We're talking about a movie. A movie.
55:31
Who's in that? Who's in that movie?
55:33
And you just kept. Who's in that?
55:35
Who's in that movie? And I just kept naming porn
55:37
stars. And she's like, who?
55:39
And I'm like Lexi Bell. I don't know.
55:41
It was it Sasha Grey? She's like, who?
55:44
Who are these people? I was like, I don't.
55:46
And I just look at Malcolm. I'm like, she's so innocent.
55:48
Yeah. Yeah.
55:50
Can you you look it up yet? How much do they make?
55:53
Male porn stars earning earnings vary widely.
55:57
They average around Malcolm about to quit.
56:01
Annual Sally, One O 8. One O. 852 an hour.
56:05
Get that Dick out, boy. What?
56:09
What? What the fuck?
56:13
100K dude. That's pretty good, but it's
56:17
probably really tough to make it good for them.
56:19
That's probably like high high tier.
56:21
Good for them. Good for them slinging that
56:23
Dick. Now look up female that's.
56:33
Crazy. A few $100 for every scene.
56:37
It just comes up and it's highlighted a few $100.
56:40
That is crazy. Now I understand the gender.
56:45
Gender. Wait, go back to the other one
56:48
Eddie, and put straight male. Wait, 'cause I matter.
56:52
I something's wrong here. Something's wrong.
56:56
What does that matter? Oh, why does it say a few $100
57:01
now? So they meant gay male porn
57:03
stars make 100,000? That's what that meant.
57:07
Or. Really.
57:08
The average combined, maybe just male.
57:12
Both of them combined. Holy shit dude.
57:15
That's insane A. Few $100 OK, now I understand
57:20
why Onlyfans is popping off like crazy.
57:22
You get 100% of it. Well, more you get paid
57:26
directly. It's not 100% is.
57:28
It, Yeah, no, it's definitely not 100%.
57:30
Yeah, it's probably 6070%. No, it's got to be more than
57:33
that. I.
57:34
Think it's 70? That you take home.
57:35
Yeah, they take that much. No, you take 7060% maybe.
57:40
No, I would, I would say they probably take like 10 or less.
57:44
You know I'm saying the creator. Yeah, the creator takes like 90
57:46
is what I'm saying. Oh, I was saying 60 to 70.
57:49
That's so insane. Let's look at.
57:50
It. I don't know, I'm just guessing.
57:52
Let's ask you get 8080, OK? It's in the middle of what we
57:58
thought. Yeah, a credit card.
57:59
A credit card transaction fee is 3%, but Onlyfans takes 20%.
58:05
Yeah, eBay takes 30%. And I'm sharing my badosi on
58:08
there like what? Are you kidding me?
58:10
That's fucked up. Onlyfans is fucked up for that.
58:14
They're going to make their money, bro.
58:15
No, that should be 5% and you're lucky you're getting that.
58:19
Is their choice and. They're going to keep raising it
58:21
too. Yeah, well shout out to the only
58:26
fan people we got listening. Yeah, odd.
58:31
Future Odd. Future What's that like?
58:34
Just just a fact? What?
58:36
Is that just a fact or is that a?
58:37
Only fan? No, that's a music collective
58:40
group. Yeah.
58:41
Tyler the Creators group back in the day.
58:43
There's a age gap right there. Yeah.
58:46
Yeah. But work is good, Frank.
58:49
You don't hate your life it. Keeps going back to the one
58:51
question. Now to the personal life.
58:54
How's that? You all right?
58:56
No. I'll get a.
58:57
Tissue. You need a tissue.
58:58
We don't talk about that. No, I don't have personal life,
59:01
really. Yeah, you do.
59:03
I watched Wednesday episode 3 last night.
59:06
I started that a month ago. Over a month, yeah.
59:12
So that's how my personal life's going, yeah.
59:14
And I didn't even watch the Ed Gein show yet.
59:17
Oh, I finished it last night. Yeah, it's pretty good.
59:21
Pretty good. I enjoyed it.
59:22
It gets real weird the last episode.
59:24
I'm sure it does. Or second to last episode.
59:27
You didn't think it was weird the whole time?
59:29
Not the last one. Last episode is weird as fuck
59:32
Yeah, it was weird. It was weird, Crazy that there
59:35
was that type of deranged people just killing people.
59:41
Seems like that was a thing before cameras were around.
59:46
Really. Yeah.
59:49
DNA. You think DNA ruined every?
59:52
Well, yeah, technology ruined serial killers.
59:55
Yeah, well, he's saying DNAD. NA yeah, forensics got better.
1:00:01
What else got better? So do you think there's the same
1:00:05
amount of let's say there's, there's potentially the same
1:00:10
amount of serial killers today that there were was in the 70s,
1:00:14
but they just, but the difference is they only kill one
1:00:16
person and get caught. Yes, or the people who don't
1:00:24
follow through 'cause they're afraid of the consequences.
1:00:27
They know the consequences are inevitable.
1:00:29
Yeah, but I don't think that's how that works with a lot of
1:00:31
those people. Back then you're like, yeah, I'm
1:00:34
going to get caught. Those motherfuckers are going to
1:00:36
do whatever they want to do. Yeah, I don't know.
1:00:40
Well. Jeffrey Dahmer.
1:00:42
That guy was buck wild. I'm sure he's going to, he's
1:00:47
going to, he's going to let one out, if you know what I mean.
1:00:50
Like he's going to, he's going to.
1:00:52
Yeah, moral compass isn't going to.
1:00:54
Yeah. He's not going to be like, man,
1:00:56
I might get caught, let me not murder this person and fuck
1:00:58
their skull. Like he's going to do that no
1:01:01
matter what. Imagine fucking a skull.
1:01:06
What? What?
1:01:10
I people are sick man. Those people literally have
1:01:16
mental problems. Like Ed Gein was schizophrenic.
1:01:22
Imagine cutting someone up and putting their skin on just for
1:01:27
fun. Yeah, I think they called it a,
1:01:31
what was the name word Gynepheliac.
1:01:34
Not someone who likes to. No, no, it's.
1:01:37
Fucks gynepheliac something. It's where it's different sex.
1:01:46
It's where you're. Dressed as the other sex.
1:01:48
No, you're super so obsessed and aroused by the female body that
1:01:55
you. Yeah, you want to get as close
1:01:57
as you can. And that's like putting their
1:02:00
skin on you. Wow.
1:02:01
Oh, God. Yeah.
1:02:03
Like you want to be. Maybe I have not.
1:02:05
So what? Excuse me?
1:02:09
Yeah. You're so obsessed with it.
1:02:10
Like you just want to be inside of it.
1:02:12
That's how close you want to get to it.
1:02:14
I wonder how many people have that I.
1:02:16
Don't know. Eddie.
1:02:19
Eddie Gein. Eddie Gein.
1:02:21
Eddie B You. Want me to look it up?
1:02:22
Yeah, just look at the stats on that.
1:02:25
Yeah. Do a lot of people have that
1:02:28
that thing? Would you fuck a dead body if
1:02:32
you wouldn't get caught? Are you stupid?
1:02:34
I'm just, I'm just, this is just conversation topics.
1:02:37
No, that's disgusting. Would.
1:02:40
You answer that truthfully on a podcast.
1:02:42
Even if you did the court of law, I would.
1:02:47
That's disgusting. What if it was still warm?
1:02:51
I'm going to get you checked. I'm going to get you checked.
1:02:54
Somebody checked this man. No, Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
1:02:58
Kind of it's. Kind of crazy, but I get it.
1:03:01
Yeah, those people are crazy. I've been watching this shit for
1:03:05
my whole life. Just deranged shit.
1:03:08
Yeah, so some of it sometimes look a little normal to me, You
1:03:12
know, just fucking dead body once in a while.
1:03:16
I am kidding, but I will say, I will say one thing that is that
1:03:22
apparently is pretty weird and I've asked a lot of people this.
1:03:26
If you could eat human meat ethically, would you try it?
1:03:32
My answer is yes. I think I would too.
1:03:35
Oh, OK, I thought it was like a weird because every time I ask
1:03:37
that people are like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
1:03:39
And I was like, don't what? Oh, you did?
1:03:42
Yeah. I want to know what it tastes
1:03:44
like. Yeah.
1:03:45
But then they're like, what did you get addicted to?
1:03:46
I'm not getting addicted. I'm not addicted to pork.
1:03:48
So I'll be, I'll be good. I'm sure humans going to taste a
1:03:51
lot worse. Oh, OK.
1:03:54
Eddie brought it up. Kind of feel, like, what is it
1:03:57
kind of feel? Like kind of feel.
1:03:58
Like gonna feel you, gonna feel you, gonna feel you.
1:04:02
Attraction to women is very attraction to women.
1:04:05
That's me. Yeah, heterosexual men.
1:04:07
So it says men who are attracted to women are going to philic
1:04:11
since they are the majority of men.
1:04:13
So that word doesn't really mean what we think.
1:04:15
I don't think well. That's how they used it in the
1:04:20
show. Yeah.
1:04:22
Well, they probably did a lot of other things that they shouldn't
1:04:24
have did in that show, like write his whole story without
1:04:28
even knowing any of it. Yeah.
1:04:33
Yeah. Like, I know I'm going to watch
1:04:34
that show and the whole time I'm going to be like, no one knows
1:04:36
if that even happened. Yeah, you're going to think that
1:04:39
a lot. Yeah, but it's entertaining is.
1:04:41
It a documentary. As Joe Rogan say, it's fun.
1:04:43
It's a fun. Show it actually Eddie.
1:04:45
It seems like it's a doc drama, but it's a weirder because
1:04:51
apparently everyone's saying that they they have is it like a
1:04:55
cut scene that goes to like the the three movie?
1:04:58
They they do like the three main movies that inspired, which is
1:05:01
Psycho, science of the Lambs and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
1:05:03
They. Don't really.
1:05:05
Like how does it just do it go into that?
1:05:08
It's more of the production of it, not the yeah, it's really
1:05:11
weird, the movie. It's not like you're looking at
1:05:13
them watching that movie. So it's it goes into like the
1:05:19
like a fake version of the production of the movie or is it
1:05:21
like a documentary style of the production of that movie?
1:05:25
The first one. Wow, so that sounds crazy,
1:05:28
right? Because it's just showing you
1:05:29
how much Edguine influenced other serial killers and movies.
1:05:35
Directors blah blah blah did. He really influence other serial
1:05:38
killers. That's crazy.
1:05:40
Yeah, that was like the first. He was like the first serial
1:05:42
killer besides the Germans. They're not serial killers,
1:05:47
they're just. Well, they also bring that in.
1:05:50
They're just scientists. I only said that because they
1:05:53
bring that in. Yeah, they they influenced by
1:05:58
photos of concentration camps. That's like what sparked his
1:06:04
interest in. I got to watch this show.
1:06:06
Like how does that interest you? He's a sick man.
1:06:13
Like, I don't know, it's weird to me, but.
1:06:17
Because. He wore skin and he seemed like
1:06:20
he wanted to be a woman first of all.
1:06:24
Yeah, they go into that, too. It's like, yeah, like I think
1:06:28
you wanted to be a woman. I think you're just so obsessed
1:06:31
that you want to be as close as you can to the woman.
1:06:36
That's how attracted to a woman you are.
1:06:38
So you want to put their skin on?
1:06:40
Also, they probably can't really say certain things they would
1:06:42
like to say in this documentary in 2025 because it might offend
1:06:45
some people. Yeah.
1:06:48
Do you feel that way at all when you're watching it or no?
1:06:49
No, OK, it's a good show. It's worth the watch.
1:06:57
Yeah, yeah. That's why I think I'm just
1:06:58
going to pause on Wednesday and just watch that because I think
1:07:01
I need to. Yeah, because episodes are long
1:07:05
though. I was talking to Frankie
1:07:06
Frankie's like I gave up on Wednesday.
1:07:08
I can't do this to Teeny Bobber. It is, that's why I lost
1:07:11
interest. And then I, I mean, I'm on
1:07:13
episode 3 and I'm like this. I don't know what it is.
1:07:17
That shows fucking hilarious to me.
1:07:19
I I don't know what it is that's good.
1:07:21
I. Every time she says some fucking
1:07:24
shit, I, I'm laughing too much. I'm like, I'm glad no one's here
1:07:27
because I'm laughing too much at this.
1:07:29
Like, it's just too funny. I can't.
1:07:31
And then someone I was talking to the other night was like,
1:07:34
yeah, I didn't give it a chance because I I just like Christina
1:07:38
Ricci, Like, that's the original.
1:07:39
Like, I don't want to. I was like, no, you should watch
1:07:43
this because I feel like they fucking nail it.
1:07:47
Like Morticia? She's good.
1:07:50
So good. Who is that?
1:07:52
I don't know. Look up who that is, Eddie,
1:07:56
because I'm pretty sure is it Catherine Zeta Jones.
1:07:59
I think so. Is it Catherine Zeta Jones?
1:08:01
Yeah. I don't really like her in
1:08:03
anything else but I think. She's.
1:08:06
I think she is so fucking good. I don't know who's better, her
1:08:11
or Jenna Ortega. I really don't know who's
1:08:12
better, honestly. They they're like exactly how
1:08:15
they should be. Yeah, Jenna Ortega is good.
1:08:18
Yeah, dude, that that show is so fucking funny.
1:08:21
I'm. I'm on episode 3.
1:08:22
We'll see what happens. Maybe it gets crazier.
1:08:24
I don't know. You watch the whole thing,
1:08:25
right? Yeah, I watch the whole thing.
1:08:26
It's good, but I don't know, I'm not really too crazy about those
1:08:30
kind of shows. Me either, but it's the morbid
1:08:35
jokes. Oh my God, dude, it's so funny.
1:08:38
I can't, but yeah, it's funny. So I was telling he's like,
1:08:41
yeah, I'm not, it's teeny bopper this or whatever.
1:08:44
And I was like, you know what, man, sometimes I just like to go
1:08:48
home and laugh. I like maybe not watch someone
1:08:53
wear someone's skin tonight, Like maybe maybe change it up
1:08:56
like, and it's still dark. So it's still like my kind of
1:09:02
show, I guess. So it's still like, it's dark
1:09:04
humor, so it's funny. Yeah, see instead of video games
1:09:07
you rather watch a a show. Yes, yeah, always.
1:09:11
I will always rather. That's your fun.
1:09:13
Yeah, but I have an argument for that too.
1:09:16
What is it? 90% of the time I'm watching a
1:09:18
historical thing, so I'm learning.
1:09:21
I'm always usually learnt. I'm not always obviously,
1:09:23
because I watch Wednesday, but I'm usually learning.
1:09:26
And if I'm watching Ed Gein's documentary, I'm also learning.
1:09:29
So like I, when people are like, will you watch a fucking movie?
1:09:33
I'm like, yeah, I'm probably learning something when I'm
1:09:35
watching a movie. Usually not brain rotting myself
1:09:38
and shooting people like so I don't know, I, I kind of don't
1:09:42
really. I get what you're saying but I
1:09:45
remember fucking Jesse would always say that shit.
1:09:47
Well, I'm learning how to properly flank the enemy.
1:09:50
Yeah, right. Strategy.
1:09:53
Yeah, I don't know. I'm.
1:09:54
Learning how to zerg rush bitch probably.
1:09:57
Didn't help them. My dad would always yell at me
1:09:59
too if I was playing video games.
1:10:01
Yeah. Like how Ed Gein's mom would you
1:10:03
own him? Probably like.
1:10:04
Yeah, that bitch was crazy. That's how my dad would.
1:10:07
Anytime you see me playing video games, he'd walk in, look at me
1:10:09
like I was the biggest fucking piece of shit he's ever seen,
1:10:12
and then go to sleep and I'm like OK, well I guess I'm done
1:10:15
like this. Game should stop.
1:10:16
Yeah, I guess I'll just stop. And then that carried over into
1:10:19
my older years. Now I feel like I just can't
1:10:21
play it. Yeah.
1:10:23
Well, now you run a business. Back to this question.
1:10:29
Yes, How you doing man? How are you doing, Malcolm?
1:10:33
I'm doing fine. You like rock climbing and stuff
1:10:35
now? Yeah, that's my hobby of choice
1:10:37
now, and that's instead of video games.
1:10:39
And that's, yeah, you get to work out doing that.
1:10:42
Yeah, yeah, right. It's my newest obsession and I
1:10:45
think it'll be in my obsession for very long time.
1:10:49
All right. First time I've been obsessed
1:10:51
with something in a while. Other than motorcycles that
1:10:56
lasted a year. No, I still, I still love.
1:11:00
Motorcycles, you just can't do much with them.
1:11:03
Yeah, unless you learn how to wheelie.
1:11:05
Yeah, I'm, I'm not. I'm never trying to do that.
1:11:08
I can see you never going to try that.
1:11:10
I mean maybe once. I mean, you rode by me once
1:11:12
surfboarding your fucking. Yeah, but that was once.
1:11:16
I was like, what the fuck? We're going downhill.
1:11:18
He's got to hit his brakes and he's standing on top of the
1:11:20
motorcycle. One time you had some fun.
1:11:23
I think I yelled at you after that.
1:11:25
You're like, what are you doing? I.
1:11:26
Was like, can you not do that at least when you're with me
1:11:28
because I don't need to pick up your body up.
1:11:30
There. But yeah, that's my hobbies
1:11:33
right now. Eddie, you got any hobbies right
1:11:36
now? Do I want to know Eddie's
1:11:37
hobbies? I don't know.
1:11:39
I like tennis. Oh, I guess I didn't want to
1:11:41
know. No, I'm kidding.
1:11:43
Yeah, I saw you playing ping pong the other night.
1:11:45
That was fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah.
1:11:47
It's like, is that like tennis's cousin, you'd say?
1:11:51
Paddle sport, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
1:11:52
Similar. In a way, yeah.
1:11:54
Yeah, I played tennis with Eddie once.
1:11:56
That shit's hard as fuck. You got smoked.
1:11:58
Yeah, she's better than me. Damn, never thought you'd give
1:12:02
me. 4 hours. Hey, Jesus.
1:12:07
All right, Bye Jesus. Jesus is giving us the salute
1:12:10
from the window. He's out.
1:12:12
Bye. What else do you do for hobbies?
1:12:16
Eddie got back into filming? Yeah, shooting.
1:12:21
Yeah, not for work, yeah. Eddie used to make a lot of what
1:12:25
would you call those passion projects?
1:12:28
Yeah, like little short films we're.
1:12:30
Probably going to be doing some more film making next year where
1:12:33
me and Eddie were talking about yeah, a faction because we we
1:12:40
got to get back on those videos. We got to get back to being
1:12:42
relevant again. Yeah.
1:12:44
All right, we just hit 10,000 followers on YouTube, but yeah,
1:12:49
sure, back to being relevant. No, I mean I I've been wanting
1:12:52
to do that Halloween video for like 5-6 years now so.
1:12:56
Or whenever we attempted it last.
1:12:58
Yeah, what if you use that original intro and it just like
1:13:04
cuts, cuts with black screen 10 years later?
1:13:06
It can't work unfortunately. No, but I I could.
1:13:08
I would like to release that for something, Pedro.
1:13:13
Yeah. The thing is there's no drifting
1:13:15
related in that intro, but all of our there's some girls in
1:13:19
that video that we don't fuck with anymore.
1:13:21
That's. Fine, I put it on the Patreon.
1:13:23
Fuck them. Yeah, I could put that on the
1:13:24
Patreon if everyone wants to see it.
1:13:26
You know, there was no drifting involved.
1:13:28
It was just the intro to the movie that we never finished.
1:13:31
You can feel the potential in that short yes how 10 minute
1:13:34
clip the. 1st 5 minute, The first script we have can be used
1:13:40
for next year. So and I think Carl would really
1:13:45
enjoy that. So I think we should do that and
1:13:50
I'm calling out all the big, big dogs on that one.
1:13:53
Mike K We're getting Sebastian. We're getting everyone.
1:13:56
Scorsese. Scorsese's coming.
1:13:59
Shyamalan. Yeah, M Nice Shyamalan.
1:14:01
That twist is going to be fucking nuts.
1:14:05
Surprise guests like we're going to be doing everything.
1:14:09
Get Jimmy Oaks in the video 100% Yeah, yeah.
1:14:14
He'll be the annoying kid at the party.
1:14:15
The farm kids, yo, the farm kids have a scene I.
1:14:18
Mean that's kind of in the script like we didn't know them.
1:14:21
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, kind of it's kind of
1:14:23
in there like. After all, all these years,
1:14:26
you've just been casting. You're just.
1:14:28
Yeah, I mean, it's going to, it's going to come together
1:14:30
like, you know, it's just, it's just my car.
1:14:35
That's it that's been stopping it.
1:14:36
It's just that really like, once we have that, then we could be
1:14:40
like, OK, well now we have one person that's definitely going
1:14:42
to be able to drift. So now we find the other ones
1:14:47
that are down and then we just make the script and then filming
1:14:50
it. Eddie's going to fucking love
1:14:52
this shit. It's.
1:14:54
Going to be literally a movie. Like you're, you're going to
1:14:58
love it for two days and then you're going to fucking hate it.
1:15:00
But yeah, you're going to be like, do we have to stay here
1:15:02
till 11:00 every night? Yeah.
1:15:05
This camera's heavy as fuck. I'm all for it.
1:15:08
Yeah, no, it's going to be fun. So that that Eddie was like
1:15:13
Valentine's Day. I was like, I've had a
1:15:14
Valentine's Day video plan for a while, maybe next year's a year
1:15:18
that it actually happens. I don't know.
1:15:20
I'm thinking it could. We wanted, it wasn't a big one,
1:15:24
but it was like a little thing. Everyone keeps saying Christmas
1:15:28
video. I don't want to do a Christmas
1:15:29
one, but you know, we'll see What?
1:15:31
Happens. Trilogy's done.
1:15:32
Yeah, I really, I'm not interested in that, but maybe,
1:15:34
maybe. Let's do a Columbus Day one.
1:15:41
It's the Indigenous. Just make versus Columbus.
1:15:43
Just make it like the Addams Family scene where they just
1:15:45
light like all thing on fire. Just do a prequel.
1:15:48
That's what they always do 20 years later.
1:15:51
Oh, for for the Christmas, Yeah. But no, everyone's different.
1:15:54
Yeah. To a prequel.
1:15:57
Just find some random kids. Find some random kids.
1:16:00
I mean, I like Christmas. It's just I like, I would do
1:16:03
Thanksgiving before Christmas and I'd make it some crazy shit.
1:16:07
Like I would make it like a horror movie Thanksgiving.
1:16:09
Oh shit, that was recent, right? Yeah, that shit was well, the
1:16:13
the remake or no, it wasn't a remake that just never came out
1:16:16
with the original. Yeah, this was the first one,
1:16:19
Yeah, Yeah. Because it was supposed to be.
1:16:22
What's his face that made Cabin fever And what's his name?
1:16:26
Eddie. Cabin Fever.
1:16:31
Green Inferno. Eli Roth.
1:16:33
Yeah, Eli Roth made that trailer like years ago and then never
1:16:37
actually made the movie. And everyone was like, yo, that
1:16:39
trailer was sick. That Thanksgiving movie was
1:16:41
funny. It's fun.
1:16:42
Yeah, it was. It just I heard there might be a
1:16:45
second one coming out, I don't know.
1:16:47
Cabin fever. Cabin fever?
1:16:49
Yeah, no cabin. I don't know if he actually made
1:16:53
that movie. By the way, look up the movie
1:16:55
Thanksgiving. Oh, Thanksgiving.
1:16:57
Yeah. Like 2023 or 24?
1:17:04
Chris is leaving. See you, Chris. 2023.
1:17:08
He he direct that. Yeah, Eli Roth.
1:17:12
Eli Roth, That movie was good. Yeah.
1:17:16
What were you talking about? Oh, yeah.
1:17:17
Movies and shit. Next year.
1:17:18
Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah.
1:17:22
For the rest of this year, it's pretty much just work on my car
1:17:25
and try not to go out of business, which is kind of every
1:17:27
year. Yeah, yeah, I mean, super D
1:17:32
yeah, cool idea. I just like, there's no way
1:17:37
that's going to happen. Like we're still kind of pushing
1:17:40
for it, but there's just no way that's going to happen.
1:17:43
So I, I don't, I really, I'm not going to rush my car after all
1:17:46
this time. I'm not going to.
1:17:47
So if it comes down to it, like there's just, there's no way.
1:17:50
Like I need a wire harness, I need ECUI, need to Plumb
1:17:54
everything I need to make oil coolers, I need, I'm like, I, I
1:17:58
don't know. I'm going to keep working
1:17:59
towards it as a, something to motivate me.
1:18:02
But if we're being realistic, there's, there's just no way
1:18:05
it's happening. But I Josh is talking to me like
1:18:08
they're going. As a team.
1:18:10
I guess, yeah, I really did not think they were going to go
1:18:14
because it seemed like it was kind of out of the question
1:18:18
financial. How are they going to?
1:18:19
Are they all going to drive there?
1:18:20
Are they going to buy? They always, they always have
1:18:22
someone drive the cars out. Yeah, yeah.
1:18:27
Well. Yeah, I kind of.
1:18:31
The idea of it is awesome, but there's just no way that sucks.
1:18:36
It's definitely a bummer, probably 1 of the things I'm
1:18:39
most bummed about, but I there's nothing.
1:18:42
It is what it is. The business comes first.
1:18:45
Yeah, it's just been coming first too long, so I need to
1:18:49
figure it out. Figure it out, Frank.
1:18:57
We all got to figure it out. We all got to figure it out.
1:19:01
I guess it's a therapy session. Yeah, talk to me, Frank.
1:19:05
Talk to him. Yeah, that's the struggles of
1:19:11
working for a small business, you know, like you all got to
1:19:15
act like it's your business, you know, and care as much as.
1:19:20
You don't have to but it. Makes it a lot better.
1:19:23
Yeah. Yeah.
1:19:24
Because if you don't then. But like, I'm not going to.
1:19:26
I thought about this the other day, like I'm not going to hire
1:19:28
anyone that isn't passionate about this.
1:19:30
Yeah. Because then it's like, why are
1:19:31
you even here? Because you're not going to pay
1:19:33
1,000,000 bucks. So.
1:19:34
Yeah. Like if you're not passionate
1:19:36
about this, then yeah, you're not really going to fit.
1:19:40
In the road, Jack. Yeah, hit the road, Jack.
1:19:42
Don't you come back no more, no more, no more.
1:19:46
Don't you come back no more? Demonetized.
1:19:53
Just too accurate. Support small businesses.
1:19:58
Now I get it. And by support, we mean donate
1:20:01
all your money or else we're going to go out of business.
1:20:03
Yeah. Fuck, that sucks.
1:20:06
No, we're, I can't even say we're doing all right because
1:20:09
we're probably not doing all right, but we're staying afloat.
1:20:12
Yeah, that's every. That's every.
1:20:15
Owning a small business is just. Every self-made business.
1:20:18
Waiting for the next big bill to hit.
1:20:20
Yeah, that you didn't expect. That's every single day.
1:20:24
It's like, OK, we're good, we're good, we're good.
1:20:27
Yo, fucking 8 grand to the state of New Jersey because QuickBooks
1:20:31
fucked up your accounting. What?
1:20:33
Yeah. And you need it and we need it
1:20:35
now or else or else you're going to pay us another thousand on
1:20:38
top of it next month. What?
1:20:41
I got 4 bucks. Hell yeah.
1:20:48
So dealing with that and then trying to fucking be a
1:20:53
perfectionist, not a fucking 240 is not really this, not a good
1:20:57
combination, but we're almost there.
1:21:00
I think me and Frankie are going to be working this week, so he's
1:21:03
coming tomorrow. Nice.
1:21:05
Yeah. So I got to tape up.
1:21:08
We decided we're painting the interior in sections because it
1:21:11
was so unrealistic to paint that whole thing in one shot with
1:21:14
rattle cans. So now we're going to do the
1:21:17
cage, the roof, the sides and the firewall one at one time.
1:21:22
Wow. And then do the floor pan and
1:21:26
the rear section out another time.
1:21:30
Thank God the 350Z doesn't need any work.
1:21:33
Trust me, I've been saying that to me myself.
1:21:35
Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to do
1:21:38
this ever again. Yeah, and I pray to God nobody
1:21:42
crashes that shit, so we have to do all that work.
1:21:45
Imagine it was just the engine Bay, we'd be done right now.
1:21:47
But yeah, it's really the interior that is the crazy part,
1:21:51
yeah. It was supposed to be just the
1:21:54
engine Bay. I know.
1:21:55
They said, oh, let me see what's in.
1:21:57
Oh, what is that? Oh, I saw the rust on the
1:21:59
windshield and I was like, OK, the windshield's got to come up,
1:22:01
and then you took the windshield up and you're like, well, I did
1:22:03
want to. I did want to paint the inside.
1:22:07
I guess I should do that now. I might as well patch all the
1:22:11
holes in there. Might as well fix all the holes
1:22:13
before we do that. Might as well cut these in
1:22:14
pieces out because it's not going to look good with these
1:22:16
pieces. Oh, now I got more holes in the
1:22:18
car. Now I got to fill those holes in
1:22:21
like, oh, there's a lot of rot under here.
1:22:24
I guess I got to. And this is all after work two
1:22:31
days a week if we're lucky, like or on the weekend.
1:22:36
Let's just put it. How many hours does does Frankie
1:22:38
have my car? 8080 hours.
1:22:40
Frankie has 80 hours in my car. And trust me, Frankie works when
1:22:44
he clocks in. He doesn't fuck around.
1:22:47
So that's 80 hard hours, fucking hours of fabrication work like I
1:22:55
don't, and then whatever the fuck I did.
1:22:58
Whoa, what was that? Don't worry about that.
1:23:04
Don't worry about that call. All right, Anything else you
1:23:08
want to talk about Malc? Obviously, guys, this is oh, I
1:23:12
mean, we should check the Q&A. Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:23:14
Even though I don't know if anyone answered that but.
1:23:16
We ain't calling this AQ and A, by the way.
1:23:18
What are we calling this? Just name it Carl come home.
1:23:22
OK. Carl, come back.
1:23:24
Yeah, help, Carl, help. I'm much more happy with this
1:23:29
episode than the previous one. Yeah.
1:23:32
I think I said some shit I should not have said on the
1:23:35
previous episode. I don't know what was going on.
1:23:40
First question, thoughts on Slideways Motorsports?
1:23:44
That's the shop that Chris used to.
1:23:45
Work at Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:23:47
I'm sure that was one of my friends.
1:23:49
Always lost, always under score. Lost yeah, that name is very
1:23:54
familiar. I don't know whose Instagram
1:23:55
that is, but yeah, I don't slide ways.
1:23:59
Was I don't know if I would call.
1:24:02
I call it a drifting shop, but and I don't know if it's out of
1:24:06
business yet. I don't know what Frank is
1:24:08
doing, but Frank might have, he might have moved.
1:24:10
I don't know what's the situation, but they're not at
1:24:12
the place where they used to be. But yeah, they were over in
1:24:15
like. Oh, like a tuner shop?
1:24:17
Palisades Park. Definitely a tuner shop.
1:24:19
Yeah. And that was like kind of where
1:24:23
that's where like I met Ethan kind of.
1:24:25
That's definitely where I met Chris.
1:24:26
I want to say my friend Dustin, who kind of was the first person
1:24:34
I knew in drifting would go there, would bring his car
1:24:37
there. So yeah, that was like the first
1:24:40
tuner shop around here I guess that that people would work at
1:24:44
and like this and that. So pretty cool.
1:24:46
Like when you drive over there and you just see like all the
1:24:48
fucking Supras and all these cars in the street.
1:24:52
I. Remember it was like 20/18/2018,
1:24:56
I was driving around there and I was like oh shit, what is this
1:24:59
place? I didn't know what it was.
1:25:01
I like took a picture. I didn't know it was slideways
1:25:04
because I saw all the cool cars out front.
1:25:06
Yeah, I was definitely. I'm glad that that existed
1:25:10
because it, I don't know, it's fun to have a shop like, I mean,
1:25:15
I'm sure that's how people feel about this shop right now.
1:25:17
Like it's nice to have somewhere to go where you have Japanese
1:25:22
cars everywhere. All the stuff that you're into,
1:25:24
you got parts and stuff like that.
1:25:26
It's cool. Next question.
1:25:32
Carl, he left a quick, he said, sorry Conbini, I'm JDM now.
1:25:37
What's Conbini? Conbini I.
1:25:40
Don't know CONBINI. Is that a Japanese word?
1:25:43
Sounds like a Spanish word. What is it?
1:25:45
Conbini. Isn't it like a convenience
1:25:48
store? I don't know.
1:25:51
I don't think so. He probably.
1:25:52
Just filled anything the question before that need
1:25:56
anything from the gas station. Then he says oh sorry Kanbini.
1:25:59
They call it a Kanbini convenience store.
1:26:03
I need that fried chicken this. And it fried chicken can.
1:26:06
You look that up, Eddie. I'm sorry to make you do this.
1:26:08
Isn't it Family Mart fried chicken or something?
1:26:10
I. Or 711.
1:26:11
I think it's Family Mart. It might not be it's it's
1:26:14
definitely not Family Mart. It could be Family Mart, but I
1:26:16
want I feel like it's Lawson's or 711 personally but.
1:26:23
Totally this. Yeah, that's the one.
1:26:26
Go to Images. That's the one I always I.
1:26:27
Always. That's not the one I'm thinking
1:26:28
about, but it's probably that's. The Family Mart one, yeah, I
1:26:31
didn't really go to Family Mart. Really funny, cheeky.
1:26:33
Look up Lawsons. Just like a chicken pen.
1:26:40
It might be that, but look up 711 Japan.
1:26:43
Yeah, I think it's 711. OK, differences.
1:26:53
Oh, that 711 look good. It looks like a Mcchicken.
1:26:57
Yeah, it looks like a Mcchicken. Yeah.
1:26:58
Whatever it is that. Shit is good.
1:27:00
My stomach's rubbing. You got that good shit.
1:27:04
Yeah, that that's what I need. And the and the rice, little
1:27:06
rice ball stuff. Otagiddy.
1:27:10
Yeah. Is that just the rice with the
1:27:11
seaweed? Triangle, yes.
1:27:13
Yeah, with. The egg onigiri.
1:27:18
You like the Onigiri boy? Is that the only questions?
1:27:23
I know looking up Onigiri's. Yeah, hell yeah.
1:27:27
Right there, right there in the middle that.
1:27:32
It looks like a salmon one. Yeah, it's a salmon one.
1:27:38
Too much rice for me. Oh my God, it's never enough,
1:27:41
right? It's like flavoured rice though.
1:27:44
Oh it's so good. I'm getting hungry looking at
1:27:46
this. This is like your breakfast.
1:27:51
Yeah, that's what we get for breakfast.
1:27:52
Yeah, you don't. You don't eat breakfast until
1:27:54
like 11 and eat that you're hungry.
1:27:57
Wags left a question Is math an invention or a discovery that
1:28:03
makes you think it's a good question?
1:28:08
Does mathematic? Is that natural?
1:28:15
That's a really good question. I would say.
1:28:17
I would say no. What do you mean no?
1:28:22
Like it's not natural. So it's a discovery?
1:28:25
Yeah, not. But if you discovered it, that
1:28:28
means it happened naturally. Read it again.
1:28:30
Invention. Is math an invention or a
1:28:31
discovery invention? It's an invention.
1:28:35
That's what I would say, I think if I had to pick on if.
1:28:37
You're talking about the laws of the universe?
1:28:39
Sure. That's like a discovery, I
1:28:42
guess. Well, he also left another
1:28:44
question. Is time an invention or a
1:28:47
discovery? Is.
1:28:48
Time, an invention or a discovery?
1:28:50
It's a Well, it it is. See, I don't really think so
1:28:55
because time goes on. Yeah, but time is subjective.
1:28:58
You don't have to call it time, but you can't do what you just
1:29:01
did 5 minutes ago exactly like you did it.
1:29:03
So that's over. That's the past.
1:29:10
You know what? I.
1:29:11
Mean these are questions that would break.
1:29:12
If a car crashes outside right now into a wall like, you
1:29:17
probably won't be able to do that exactly the same way again
1:29:19
with the same car, with the same people, with the same like it's
1:29:21
over. It's in the past.
1:29:24
So I personally think that one is.
1:29:26
Time is a discovery. You can call it whatever you
1:29:29
want, but it's a discovery. Yeah, that's how I feel about
1:29:33
that. I know where he's getting at
1:29:35
like, but it's that's just the way I view it.
1:29:39
Time is the construct. Calling it time, like, oh, like
1:29:43
this is Sunday and this is like that.
1:29:45
OK, yeah, that that's an invention.
1:29:47
I get that. But it exists without you naming
1:29:52
anything I think. Sorry.
1:29:59
Yeah. I would like to hear the
1:30:00
argument to that because I, I, I feel like it's pretty obvious.
1:30:05
If we're talking past, present, future, that's time.
1:30:07
If we're considering that time, then that's natural.
1:30:11
Or just how we perceive time. How you perceive time could
1:30:17
could it be, Could it be altered by how you perceive time?
1:30:21
Maybe is altered by the fact that you view time in the way
1:30:24
that it was invented. But I don't really agree with
1:30:28
that because the sun rises and it sets.
1:30:30
I mean, if you look at a star, you're looking at a star.
1:30:34
That light hitting you was from like thousands of years of years
1:30:36
ago depending on how many light years it.
1:30:38
Is I'm talking about right here right now, bro, I'm not.
1:30:40
I'm not talking about yeah. The sunlight you're seeing is 7
1:30:43
minutes ago. It takes 7 minutes OK for the
1:30:47
sun. So when the sun goes down, I
1:30:48
wait 7 minutes and then that's the night time.
1:30:50
Like what it doesn't like. I'm talking about what I can
1:30:52
experience. I don't know bro.
1:30:56
Sounds like me. I feel like both are.
1:31:00
The first question. Is about math.
1:31:03
I don't have a solid answer for that, but.
1:31:06
Because math. Math happens naturally in
1:31:08
nature. Because chemistry does.
1:31:10
And isn't chemistry math it's. Like the same thing with time.
1:31:17
Is chemistry math? It's has to be it.
1:31:21
Chemistry consists of mathematics.
1:31:23
Yeah, that's fine. But but the Earth doesn't need
1:31:27
to calculate those things. It just does it.
1:31:32
It doesn't need rules to follow. It's not a math, it's a science.
1:31:37
It's thought it was a science, I thought.
1:31:38
Math was science. No, it's not.
1:31:40
It doesn't need to follow these these calculations you've
1:31:45
invented, it just does it. That's that's how I'm viewing
1:31:49
it. So math is not a math.
1:31:57
I think it's a construct. It's something people we made.
1:31:59
We made math. I think I'm also not a big math
1:32:05
fan. Yeah.
1:32:07
So it might be like my go to. I'm sure a big math nerd would
1:32:13
be like no because. Yeah, sometimes I, I love it
1:32:17
when those people are around because you really get to get
1:32:19
into the Yeah, I. Wish we could.
1:32:22
Yeah, we need more stoners in our lives because I don't know,
1:32:24
or. Just more intelligent people.
1:32:26
Yeah, stoners. I would let you know what would
1:32:30
be nice. If Wags would come on the
1:32:32
fucking podcast. That would be nice.
1:32:34
We can have so many good conversations.
1:32:36
Not going to succumb to your social norms.
1:32:38
I'm scared of the I don't want to be on shut up Wags and you
1:32:42
listen to every episode. Wags come on the podcast so we
1:32:45
can have some fun conversations. Come on.
1:32:48
He just requested. His face is blurred and his
1:32:50
voice is distorted. His voice is not being
1:32:52
distorted. His face may be able to be
1:32:55
blurred or. You just wear a mask.
1:32:57
Yeah, just wear a mask. Yeah.
1:33:00
What? Yeah, about 30 minutes in.
1:33:02
All right, this is getting hot. Taking it all fucking.
1:33:03
Hot in this thing? All right, this is a question
1:33:08
for you best concert or dream concert lineup any bands, any
1:33:12
artists make a make a random ass or lineup for your your.
1:33:17
Why is it for me? That's for you too.
1:33:18
I'll answer too. You're throwing a dream festival
1:33:20
and this one day, this is the lineup and this is.
1:33:26
It's too much work. Think the first band.
1:33:28
Warp Tour 2007, there's the lineup with AFI on it because
1:33:32
they weren't there. That's the lineup.
1:33:37
Honestly, for me, it's a if you look that up right now, it's
1:33:39
just going to be lit. Warp Tour, 2007.
1:33:41
Yeah, yeah. I mean it like you want me to
1:33:46
make one for real? For real.
1:33:48
It's going to get weird. Yeah.
1:33:49
Ari, Ariana, Ariana Grande is headlining.
1:33:52
Yeah. Halsey's opening.
1:33:54
Halsey's opening Taylor Swift is going to make an appearance.
1:33:58
Oh, just. A feature?
1:33:59
Yeah, she's a. Feature she's only going to
1:34:00
because I. Don't want to hear that bullshit
1:34:01
too for too long, I get that. The new album is not that crazy.
1:34:04
All right. No, Yeah, go on.
1:34:05
The Red Album is fire, right? Yeah.
1:34:11
I don't know. I I like a lot of different
1:34:12
music so. Oh, Demi Lovato, Yeah.
1:34:15
That shit would be sick. Yeah, but like, I like a lot of
1:34:19
bands I missed Bless the Fall. This like last weekend.
1:34:24
I'm so bummed I didn't go to that concert, man.
1:34:26
It was a podcast day, I think. Was it that?
1:34:29
Oh, where you wanted to? Leave you just.
1:34:31
Go from here and go to Brooklyn or something, dude.
1:34:34
New York. That I like that band a lot, but
1:34:38
like, I don't know, I just, I like random bands.
1:34:41
What's a band that Medzingers was cool.
1:34:44
Say the word wrong. Menzingers.
1:34:45
Menzingers. Menzingers.
1:34:47
Menzingers. Whoa, the Menzinger.
1:34:52
Yeah, Menzingers. There you go.
1:34:53
That was a really good concert that.
1:34:55
Was fun. That's fun.
1:34:57
Good music. That was one of my best birthday
1:34:58
parties I ever had. I told him to come for you.
1:35:01
Thanks, no problem, can't believe they threw that whole
1:35:03
thing for me. Yeah, yeah.
1:35:06
And I can't believe Eddie didn't come.
1:35:08
What a Dick head. But yeah, that was that was
1:35:12
good. I don't know.
1:35:13
What's your dream concert lineup, Eddie?
1:35:15
Oh, and Michael Jackson's headlining, actually.
1:35:17
Yeah, I was. I was going to bring that up.
1:35:18
You didn't say that because that was the first thought.
1:35:21
He's. Got to be headliner.
1:35:23
That was my first thought. He's the headliner, yeah.
1:35:26
And then all my other favorite people that I listen to all the
1:35:29
time are Open Me Yeah, opening leading up to Michael Jackson.
1:35:37
I probably have Mac Ayers, Young, the Giant Revolution, Who
1:35:45
else? Childish Gambino, Jonas
1:35:50
Brothers. Fuck.
1:35:52
Women. Kind of random.
1:35:53
They'll fit and I'll fit them in somewhere.
1:35:58
And yeah, Michael Jackson. Right after Jonas Brothers.
1:36:05
Yeah, Jonas Brothers might be first.
1:36:07
Nah, no. Jonas Brothers would be after
1:36:09
Young The Giant, Yeah. Yeah, I know.
1:36:12
I there's too many bands that like make that for me.
1:36:15
Yeah, those are the. First bands that came to my mind
1:36:18
that I probably listen to the most.
1:36:20
Yeah, there's too many bands, man.
1:36:24
And fuck it, resurrect Stevie Stevie Ray Vaughn 2.
1:36:27
That would be sick. Yeah.
1:36:31
Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah, Prince.
1:36:36
No, because him and Michael might fight.
1:36:39
We can't have that. I would love to see.
1:36:44
What are some dead people you'd like to see?
1:36:46
I would love to see. Stevie Ray Vaughan.
1:36:48
Michael Jackson. David Bowie I'd like to see.
1:36:53
David Bowie. Oh fucking.
1:36:55
David Bowie too. Freddie Mercury.
1:36:57
I would love to see Freddie Mercury.
1:36:58
Yeah, I'm good on that. But yeah, I don't know why.
1:37:01
I just, I'm not like a queen fanatic.
1:37:03
He just has a great voice. Yeah, he's a really good singer,
1:37:07
I mean. Oh, I'll watch Bohemian Rhapsody
1:37:10
once. Journey journey.
1:37:12
I'm good. Bro what's his name?
1:37:14
Steve. What's his the, I don't know,
1:37:16
Kerr? What's his first name?
1:37:18
I don't know that band that will.
1:37:20
The new one. Journey journey's.
1:37:22
They're alive though, I think. Well, not the maid, but.
1:37:25
The the singer. 'S name, the singer's dead.
1:37:27
Steve Perry. Steve.
1:37:28
Perry I love that guy's voice. Yeah, he's got a good voice.
1:37:34
Fuck it, Steve Perry right before Michael.
1:37:39
Come on now. OK, what about Limp Bizkit?
1:37:45
I'm gonna have a limp Dick. I hate that band.
1:37:47
I'm sorry all the all you. I know it's a lot of younger
1:37:50
people listen to this shit. You guys are fucking wack back.
1:37:53
Yeah, Butt Rock is back. And it's not bro.
1:37:55
That shit's always we. Just want to act different.
1:37:57
Yeah, Limp Bizkit sucks Dick. Corn's.
1:37:59
Wack edgy like I don't know this.
1:38:02
Is a Limp Bizkit OK? Corn is trash.
1:38:05
Straight up trash. I don't care what anyone says.
1:38:09
Disturbed. Oh shut the fuck up.
1:38:12
Like, what is that song was only good in the credits of Dawn of
1:38:19
the Dead remake. It was the only time that song
1:38:21
was good. Yeah.
1:38:23
So I don't know. There's a lot of bands out
1:38:25
there. I listen to a lot of weird shit.
1:38:26
Some might say I'm fucking gay. I don't know.
1:38:28
There's a lot. I listen to some crazy shit.
1:38:30
So I don't know. That being said, good question.
1:38:34
What's up anymore or no? I know we push.
1:38:37
Some other engine swaps I could work with common drift cars.
1:38:41
I love how you almost didn't ask that.
1:38:43
You're like drifting. SR21JZ VQLS.
1:38:50
What was the question were some common swaps?
1:38:53
What? What are some other engine swaps
1:38:56
that could work with common drift cars?
1:38:59
That's about it. Common drift cars?
1:39:03
What like like? They could have put AK-24.
1:39:07
Yeah, we're not really into engine swaps here,
1:39:09
unfortunately. So we don't know too much of
1:39:12
that stuff. I'm too much of A purist to
1:39:13
really think about that stuff, but you can dude.
1:39:18
It's 2025, you can put whatever you want in anything.
1:39:20
Did you see that electric kind 11 that Toyota made?
1:39:27
Someone, Chris Kachesi, sent me a video.
1:39:29
It has a manual 6 speed electric.
1:39:33
Yes, transmission totally fine with everything in that video
1:39:36
until you said yeah, the car noises are coming from the
1:39:38
speaker behind me and I was like, OK, I'm out.
1:39:41
Yeah, I mean. Why do we have to do that?
1:39:43
You just made everything so cool and functional and.
1:39:46
People want to hear Rev. So put an engine in it.
1:39:49
Yeah, put a fucking engine in it.
1:39:51
Like what are you doing? Don't put a fucking noisemaker
1:39:56
in the trunk. Yeah, that's that's pretty dumb.
1:39:59
Oh my God dude let that shit go that's so wack.
1:40:03
Everything else was cool. I was like, oh, you finally made
1:40:06
an electric car? Almost cool.
1:40:09
Yeah. Good job.
1:40:10
And you had to put in the speaker.
1:40:12
Engine noise. You're coming from the.
1:40:14
Let me hear that. Or nothing.
1:40:17
Yeah, let me hear the tire squeal and I'll decide that I
1:40:19
don't want that and I'll go get an engine.
1:40:22
But yeah, no, don't do the fake shit.
1:40:24
Other than that, yeah, it was sick.
1:40:25
I thought it was cool. Oh, you actually have a clutch
1:40:27
that disengages the drivetrain? Wow.
1:40:30
Finally. Like, yeah, that that's what we
1:40:32
all wanted. Yeah, people were like, this is
1:40:33
how every electric car should be.
1:40:35
Yes I agree they're still wack as fuck and you're they're never
1:40:40
going to beat an engine. It's never going to.
1:40:42
Yeah, that's why they have to add the speakers.
1:40:45
It's. That makes it even worse.
1:40:46
Like in my eyes. Like an imposter.
1:40:49
Yeah. Do you want that feedback
1:40:50
that'll let's make their heart pump the adrenaline?
1:40:54
Yeah, you got to figure out a way for the engine to make
1:40:57
noise. The motor, whatever you call it,
1:40:58
you got to, you got to figure out a way for the motor to make
1:41:00
noise. Just start buzzing.
1:41:01
Yeah, figure out a way. There's there's going to be a
1:41:03
way. OK, dude, when I'm like getting
1:41:06
home in the parking garage and I'm like going inside and I'm
1:41:09
just here. Yeah, it feels like.
1:41:13
The am I being taken right now? And I'm like, the rapture is
1:41:16
happening. Oh, a Hyundai is backing up?
1:41:17
What the fuck is going on like? You're just out walking your
1:41:21
dog. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck
1:41:26
was that? You're like, Oh my God.
1:41:28
I really, yeah, I was like, shit, I fuck, I'm going to hell
1:41:33
and then it's just a Hyundai and I'm like, oh, OK, what why is I
1:41:37
guess that's adot thing, like they probably made him do that.
1:41:40
I would. I would assume so, yeah.
1:41:42
Like, oh. You gotta make it make some kind
1:41:44
of noise. Yeah, but The thing is, Teslas
1:41:46
only do it when they're reversing.
1:41:49
Yeah, it's a reverse thing. Yeah, but the the Hyundai's do
1:41:51
it while driving. Well, they should stop because I
1:41:55
don't think it's mandatory. Yeah, but the backing up thing
1:41:58
is also bad. Like it's just all of it's bad.
1:42:01
I don't. You tell me first.
1:42:04
One for Tesla's pretty subtle, though it's not that bad.
1:42:05
So tell me why a Prius doesn't have to make a noise when it
1:42:07
backs up. Because it's a hybrid.
1:42:10
And what if the hybrid? What are the engines off?
1:42:13
Yeah. Well, maybe it's not required.
1:42:15
They just, I don't know, it's not.
1:42:16
Required. Maybe you're right.
1:42:18
Look it up, Eddie, please. One more thing.
1:42:20
Are hybrid vehicles mandated to put a backup noise, something
1:42:26
like that, Audible. I learn a lot when we do these
1:42:30
podcasts. Not a lot.
1:42:32
I mean, we learn a lot about gang bangs, but we like nothing
1:42:34
really. Few 100 bucks, yeah.
1:42:40
Yes, hybrids and electric vehicles are mandated to add
1:42:42
audible noise in the US. Low speeds, Yeah, I remember
1:42:47
this coming in. Oh, so only at low speeds?
1:42:48
Maybe when they're under going under 30.
1:42:51
That's like when the hybrid, the battery kicks in for hybrids
1:42:54
though and you're like going slow.
1:42:56
But say, does a Prius make noise when it backs up?
1:42:58
I bet the new ones do though. So.
1:43:00
Yeah, I've only seen a couple of them.
1:43:09
Yeah, they just added it. It didn't used to so I guess
1:43:13
they added it so now it's mandated on everything.
1:43:15
You know what else makes noise when it backs up your ass?
1:43:18
This fat ass boy. OK, beep.
1:43:21
Beep beep. Yo, Mama.
1:43:25
Yeah, that's what you should have said.
1:43:26
I wouldn't. Awkward.
1:43:28
Yeah, I. Can't never do yo Mama jokes
1:43:30
with you Yeah fucking maybe I shouldn't.
1:43:33
They've almost done it. I've almost done it IF.
1:43:35
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We have a massive 1 in the shop I don't know what to do with.
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Limited number 1155. They go for about 40 bucks on
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eBay. Do they really 35 or 40 bucks?
1:44:03
Pretty cool. I wanted to go to Frankie, but
1:44:05
he said I don't need that and I was like, that's how I know that
1:44:08
I don't need it because he has every single Michael Myers thing
1:44:12
ever. $38 on eBay. Yeah, I don't need that.
1:44:15
So all. Right.
1:44:16
That's about it on the questions.
1:44:18
All right, well, fuck it, we're out.
1:44:20
Thank you guys for listening to this podcast.
1:44:21
Sorry, the last three episodes have pretty much been just me
1:44:24
and Malcolm bullshitting. If you like that, let us know.
1:44:28
I think someone said that kind of comment the other day.
1:44:30
They were like, oh, these are my favorite episodes.
1:44:32
I'm like, that was the worst podcast I've ever done, but OK,
1:44:35
thank you. But we should be back to our
1:44:37
regular YEAH program. This one was.
1:44:40
I think this one was pretty good, but we didn't talk about
1:44:42
drifting. So if you're into drifting then.
1:44:43
Yeah, sorry about that. I'm not a drifter.
1:44:46
I just work here. Same what?
1:44:49
Pretty much. But yeah, we do have some more
1:44:51
videos coming your way. Check out our YouTube.
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We are going to be working well. Eddie's going away for like 4-5
1:44:58
forever. Eddie's going away for a week,
1:45:00
so we won't have any videos for a little bit.
1:45:02
Well, he's got some stuff coming up, yeah.
1:45:04
He's got 3 days. It's basically forever, but
1:45:09
yeah, he's got video coming out tonight, Eddie.
1:45:12
The hot lap came out. OK.
1:45:15
Friday. Oh, no, wait, did the video?
1:45:17
Yeah, the video did come out. OK, he's got some video.
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Here snap on video. Another Snap on video.
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And it's up. And it's up.
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Snap On video coming out tonight hot lap coming out tonight
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Friday we got a product a new product that we are releasing
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for 240SX so stay tuned for that and I hope you guys enjoy it
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because it took me 5 years to fucking finally get this thing
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Nice. Yeah, check that out and yeah,
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we'll see you next time. Maybe Carl will be back.
1:45:49
Maybe he might speak fluent Japanese, so we might need a
1:45:52
translator. If you ever been a gang bang,
1:45:53
let me know. See you on the next one.
1:45:55
Bye. Oh God, later women.
1:46:04
Only women. All right, well, maybe we
1:46:08
shouldn't talk about gang bangs that much, but it was.
1:46:11
Hopefully this is the last podcast without Carl, without
1:46:14
Carl and a guest something, because it can't be just me and
1:46:19
you, dude. Why?
1:46:20
It's just can't. This in turn it turned into some
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weird shit. Yeah, it's getting kind of
1:46:26
fucking weird. Yeah.
1:46:28
Freaky as hell, as Carl would say.
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Yeah. But yeah, so we talked about, we
1:46:33
covered a lot of ground in that episode.
1:46:36
I don't know. What a ground breaking
1:46:39
conversation. I guess I definitely learned
1:46:40
some stuff. We definitely had Eddie working.
1:46:42
We were learning some stuff. Yeah.
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Like gay male porn stars make more money than regular ones, it
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seemed like. It seems like.
1:46:50
I don't know if AI nailed that down yet.
1:46:52
Yeah, but we'll do some more research.
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Yeah, I'll do some more research on my own time.
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Your own time in. Your own time, but yeah, so
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