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- 0:00Getting ready for adventures. Many years ago, there lived in Spain a very
- 0:07old fashioned gentleman whom you would have been glad to know. This gentleman had
- 0:12so many odd ways and did so many strange things that he not only amused
- 0:17his neighbors and distressed his friends, remade himself famous throughout the world. What
- 0:24his real name was, No one outside of his village seemed to know.
- 0:27Some said it was this, some said it was that. But his neighbors
- 0:31called him the good mister Kihana, and no doubt this was correct. He
- 0:37was gentle and kind and very brave, and all who knew him loved him.
- 0:42He had neither wife nor child. He lived with his niece in his
- 0:46own farmhouse, close by a quiet little village in the province of La Mancha.
- 0:51His niece was not yet twenty years of age, so the house was
- 0:55kept and managed by an old servant woman who was more wrinkled than wise,
- 0:59and more talkative and handsome. A poor man who lived in the cottage near
- 1:06by was employed to do the work on the farm, and he did so
- 1:10well that the master had much leisure time and was troubled but little with the
- 1:12cares of busyness. Mister Kihan was rather odd in his appearance and dress,
- 1:19as all old fashioned gentlemen are apt to be. He was more than fifty
- 1:23years of age, and quite tall and slender. His face was thin,
- 1:26his nose was long, his hair was turning gray. He dressed very plainly.
- 1:34On weak days, he wore a coarse blouse and blue trousers of homespun
- 1:38stuff. On Sundays, however, he put on a plush coat and short
- 1:42velvet breeches and soft slippers with silver buckles. In the hallway of his old
- 1:48fashioned house, a short rusty sword was always hanging and leaning against the wall,
- 1:53where a rusty lance and the big raw hide shield. These weapons had
- 1:57belonged to his great grandfather, long ago, when men knew but little about
- 2:01guns and gunpowder. On the kitchen doorstep, an old greyhound was always lying.
- 2:07This dog was very lean and slender, and his hunting days had long
- 2:10been passed, But all old fashioned gentlemen kept greyhound in those days. In
- 2:19the barn there was a horse as old and as lean as the greyhound.
- 2:23But if this horse, I will tell you much more in the course of
- 2:24my story. Like many other gentlemen, mister Keihana did not work much.
- 2:30He spent almost all his time in wreathing, reathing reading. He was seldom
- 2:40seen with how the book in his hand. When the weather was fine,
- 2:44he would sit in his little library, or under the apple trees in his
- 2:46garden and read all day. He often forgot to come to his meals.
- 2:53He was so wrapped up in his books that he forgot his horse, his
- 2:55dog, and even his niece. He forgot his friends, he forgot himself.
- 3:01Sometimes he sat up and read all night. Now what kind of books
- 3:07do you suppose he read? He read no histories, nor books of travel.
- 3:13He cared nothing for poetry or philosophy. His whole mind was given to
- 3:17stories, stories of knights and their daring deeds. He read so many of
- 3:23these stories that he could not think of anything else. His head was full
- 3:29of knights and knightly deeds, of magic and witchcraft, of tournaments and battlefields.
- 3:36If he had read less, he would have been wiser. For much
- 3:38reading does not always improve the mind. At length, this old fashioned gentleman
- 3:44said to himself, why should I always be a plain farmer and sit here
- 3:49at home? Why may I not become a famous knight. The more he
- 3:54thought about this matter, the more he wished to be a hero like those
- 3:59of whom he had read in his books. Yes, I will be a
- 4:02knight, he said to himself. My mind is fully made up. I
- 4:06will arm myself in a coat of mail. I will mount my noble steed.
- 4:12I will ride out into the world and seek adventures. No danger shall
- 4:16affright me. With my strong arm. I will go forth to protect the
- 4:20weak and to be friend friendless. Yes, I will be a knight,
- 4:26and I will fight against err wherever I find it. So he began at
- 4:31once to get ready for his great understaking. The first thing to be done
- 4:35was to find some suitable armor for what knight ever rode out into the world
- 4:41without being encased in steel. In the garret of his house there was an
- 4:46old coat of mail. It then lain there among the dust and cobwebs for
- 4:50a hundred years and more. It was rusted and battered, and some of
- 4:56the parts were missing. It was a poor piece of work at the very
- 4:59best, but he cleaned it as well as he could, and polished it
- 5:04with great care. He cut some pieces of pasteboard to supply the missing parts,
- 5:09and painted them to look like steel when they were properly fitted, they
- 5:13answered very well, especially when no fighting was to be done with the coat
- 5:17of mail. There was an old brass helmet. It too was broken,
- 5:21and the straps for holding it on were lost. But mister Keihana patched it
- 5:27up and found some green ribbons which served instead of straps. As he held
- 5:30it up and looked at it from every side, he felt very proud to
- 5:33think that his head would be adorned with so rare a piece of workmanship.
- 5:39And now a steed must be provided for every night. Must needs have a
- 5:44noble horse. The poor old creature in the barn was gaunt and thin and
- 5:50very bony, but he was just the stuff for a war horse, wiry
- 5:55and very stubborn. As the old fashioned gentleman looked at him, he fancied
- 5:59that no steed had ever been so beautiful or so swift. He will carry
- 6:04me most gallantly, he said, and I shall be proud of him.
- 6:10But what shall I call him? A horse that is ridden by a noble
- 6:13knight must needs have an honorable and high sounding name. So he spent four
- 6:18days in studying what he should call his steed. At last, he said
- 6:25I have it. His name shall be Rosenante. And why do you give
- 6:30him that strange name, asked the niece. I will tell you, he
- 6:35answered. The word rosen means common horse, and the word ante is good
- 6:42Latin for before or formerly. Now, if I call my gallant steed formerly
- 6:46a common horse, the meaning is plain, for everybody will understand that he
- 6:51is now no longer common, but very uncommon. Do you see? So
- 6:58his name shall be Rosenant. Then he patted the horse lovingly and gently repeated
- 7:04ulusinante uuzinante. He thought that if he could only find as good a name
- 7:12for himself, he would feel like riding out and beginning his adventures at once,
- 7:16for what more could he need? Every night, he said, has
- 7:21the right to put down at the beginning of his name, for that as
- 7:25a title of honor and respect. Now, and I shall call myself done
- 7:32John, done something. But what shall it be? He studied the question
- 7:41for eight days, and then a happy thought came into his mind. I
- 7:46will call myself don Quixote, he cried, And since my home is in
- 7:51the district of La Mancha, I should be known throughout the world as Don
- 7:56Quixote di la mancha. What name is more honorable than that? What title
- 8:01can be more honorable? The name was indeed not very different from his real
- 8:07name, For have we not said that his neighbors called him Kihanna. The
- 8:13good old gentleman had now minted and polished his armor and found new names for
- 8:18himself and his steed. He felt himself well equipped for adventures. But suddenly
- 8:22the thought came to him that still another thing must be settled, for he
- 8:26could ride out and do battle as a real and true knight. In all
- 8:31the stories he had read, every hero who was worthy of knighthood had claims
- 8:37some fair lady, whom he invoked in times of peril, and to whom
- 8:41he brought the prizes which he had won. It was at her feet that
- 8:46the knight must kneel at the end of every quest. It was from her
- 8:50that he must receive the victor's crown to him. Therefore, a lady friend
- 8:54was as necessary as a steed or a south of armor. Don Quixote was
- 9:00not well acquainted with many ladies, but he felt that as a knight he
- 9:05must center his thoughts upon one who would be his guiding star as he went
- 9:09faring through the world. Who should it be? This question troubled him more
- 9:16than any other had done. He sat in his house for two whole weeks
- 9:22and thought of nothing else. How would his niece do well? She was
- 9:26very young, and he was her uncle. In all the books in his
- 9:31library, there was no account of a knight kneeling at the feet of his
- 9:33own niece. She was not to be thought of. As for his housekeeper,
- 9:39she was too old and homely. He could never think of doing homage
- 9:43to one in her humble station. At length, he remembered a handsome,
- 9:48red cheeked maiden who lived in or near the village of Tubasso. Her name
- 9:54was Adonza Lorenzo, and many years ago she had smiled at him as he
- 9:58was passing on the road. He had not seen her since she had grown
- 10:03up, But she must now be the most charming of womankind. He fancied
- 10:07that no lady in the world was better fitted to receive his knightly homage.
- 10:11A Don Delrinzo, it shall be, he cried, rubbing his hands together.
- 10:16But what a name. How would it sound when coupled with that of
- 10:20the velorous Don Quixote di la Mancha. Surely it was too common, and
- 10:26she must have a title more like that of a princess. What should it
- 10:31be? He studied over this for many days, and at last hit upon
- 10:35a name which pleased him much. It shall be Dulcinea, he cried,
- 10:41It shall be Dulcinea del Toboso. No other name is so sweet, so
- 10:46harmonious, so like the lady herself. Thus, after weeks of labor and
- 10:52study, Don Quixote di la Mancha at length felt himself prepared to ride forth
- 10:58into the world to seek adventures. He waited only for a suitable opportunity to
- 11:03put his cherished plans into action. End of chapter one, an introductory note.
- 11:13Chapter two, The Adventure at the Inn. One morning in midsummer,
- 11:18don Quixote arose very early, long before anyone else was awake. He put
- 11:26on his coat of nail and the old helmet, which he had patched with
- 11:30pasteboard and green ribbons. He took down the short sword that had been his
- 11:35great grandfather's, and belt in it to his side. He grasped his long
- 11:41lance. He swung the leather shield upon his shoulder. Then he went out
- 11:46very quietly by the back door, lest he should awaken his niece or the
- 11:52housekeeper. He went softly to the barn and saddled his steed. Then he
- 11:58mounted and rode silently away through the sleeping village and the quiet fields. He
- 12:05was pleased to think how easily he had managed things. He was glad that
- 12:11he had gotten away from the house and the village without any unpleasant scenes.
- 12:16I trust that I shall presently meet with some worthy adventure, he said to
- 12:22himself. But soon a dreadful thought came into his mind. He was not
- 12:28a knight, for no one had conferred that honor upon him, and the
- 12:33laws of chivalry would not permit him to contend and mattle with any one of
- 12:37noble rank until he himself was knighted. Whoa Rosinante, He said, I
- 12:45must consider this matter. He stopped underneath a tree and thought, and thought,
- 12:52must he give up his enterprise and return home? No, that I
- 12:56shall never do, he cried. I will ride onward, and the first
- 13:01worthy man that I meet shall make me knight. So he spoke cheeringly to
- 13:07Rosanante, and resumed his journey. He dropped the reins loosely upon the horse's
- 13:13neck and allowed him to stroll hither and thither as he pleased. It is
- 13:20thus, he said, that knights ride out upon their quests. They go
- 13:24where fortune and their steeds may carry them. Thus leisurely he sat in the
- 13:31saddle while Rosanante wandered and unfrequented past, cropped the green herbage by the road
- 13:39side, or rested himself in the shade of some friendly tree. The hours
- 13:43passed, but neither man nor beast took note a time or distance. We
- 13:50shall have an adventure. By and by, said don Quixote softly to himself.
- 13:56The sun was just sinking in the west when rose Soonante, in quest
- 14:01of sweeter grass, carried his master to the summit of a gentle hill.
- 14:07There in the valley below him, don Quixote beheld a little inn, nestling
- 14:11snugly by the roadside. Humph, he cried, Did I not say that
- 14:18we should have an adventure? He gathered up the reins, He took his
- 14:24long glance in his hand. He struck spurs into his loitering steed, and
- 14:28he charged down the hill with the speed of a plow horse. He imagined
- 14:33that the inn was a great castle, with four towers and a deep moat,
- 14:39and a drawbridge at some distance from the gate, he checked his steed
- 14:43and waited. He expected to see a dwarf come out on the wall of
- 14:48the castle, and found a trumpet to give notice of the arrival of a
- 14:52strange night, for it was always so in the books which he had read.
- 14:58But nobody came. Don Quixote grew impatient. At length, the urge
- 15:03roseanante forward at a gentle pace, and was soon within hailing distance of the
- 15:09inn. Just then a swineherd in a field near by lewis horn to call
- 15:15his pigs together. Alhamp cried, don Quixote, there is the dwarf.
- 15:20At last he is blowing his bugle to tell them that I am coming.
- 15:26And with the greatest joy in the world, he rode onward to the door
- 15:30of the inn. The innkeeper was both fat and jolly, and when he
- 15:35saw don Quixote riding up, he went out to welcome him. He could
- 15:39not help laughing at the warlike appearance of his visitor, with his long glance,
- 15:45his battered shield, and his ancient coat of mail. But he kept
- 15:48as sober a face as possible, and spoke very humbly, Sir knight,
- 15:54He said, will you honor me by alighting from your steed. I have
- 16:00no bed to offer you, but you shall have every other accommodation that you
- 16:04may ask. Don Quixote still suppose that the inn was a castle, and
- 16:11he thought that the innkeeper must be the governor. So he answered, in
- 16:15pompous tones, Signor Costellano, anything is enough for me. I care for
- 16:22nothing but arms, and no bed is so as sweet to me as the
- 16:26field of battle. The innkeeper was much amused. You speak well, sir
- 16:33knight. Since your wants are so few, I can promise that you shall
- 16:37lack nothing. Alight and enter, and with that he went and held don
- 16:44Quixote's stirrup while he dismounted. The poor old man had eaten nothing all day.
- 16:49His armor was very heavy, he was stiff from riding so long.
- 16:55He could hardly stand on his feet, but with the innkeeper's help, he
- 17:00was soon comfortably seated in the kitchen of the inn. I pray you,
- 17:04Senor Costallano, he said, take good care of my steed. There is
- 17:10not a finer horse in the universe. The innkeeper promised that the horse should
- 17:15lack nothing, and led him away to the stable. When he returned to
- 17:21the kitchen, he found Don Quixote pulling off his armor. He had relieved
- 17:26himself of the greater cart of his coat of mail, but a helmet had
- 17:30been tied fast with the green ribbons, as I had told you, and
- 17:33it could not be taken off without cutting them. Never shall any one harm
- 17:38those ribbons, cried Don Quixote, and after vainly trying to untie them,
- 17:45he was obliged to leave them as they were. It was a funny sight
- 17:48to see him sitting there with his head enclosed in the old, patched up
- 17:52helmet. Now, Sir Knight, said the innkeeper, Will you not deign
- 17:57to partake of a little food? It is quite past our supper time,
- 18:03and all our guests have eaten, But perhaps you will not object to taking
- 18:07a little refreshment alone. I will indeed take some with all my heart,
- 18:14answered Don Quixote. I think I shall enjoy a few mouthfuls of food more
- 18:18than anything else in the world. As luck would have it, it was
- 18:22Friday, and there was no meat in the house. There were only a
- 18:26few small pieces of salt fish in the pantry, and these had been picked
- 18:32over by the other guests. Will you try some of our fresh trout,
- 18:37asked the landlord. They are very small, but they are wholesome, well,
- 18:42answered don Quixote. If there are several of the small fry, I
- 18:48shall like them as well as a single large fish. But whatever you have,
- 18:52I pray you fring it quickly. For the heavy armor and the day's
- 18:56travel had given me a good appetite. So a small table was set close
- 19:02by the door for the sake of fresh air, and on Quixote he drew
- 19:07his chair up beside it. Then the innkeeper brought some bits of the fish,
- 19:12ill dressed and poorly cooked. The bread was brown and moldiest on Keixote's
- 19:18armor, and there was nothing to drink but cold water. It was hard
- 19:22for the poor man to get the food to his mouth, for his helmet
- 19:26was much in his way. By using both hands, however, he managed
- 19:32to help himself. Then he would have laughed to see him eat, for
- 19:36indeed he was very hungry. No true knight will complain of that which is
- 19:41set before him, he said to himself. Suddenly, however, the thought
- 19:47again came to him that he was not yet a knight. He stopped eating
- 19:52the last poor morsel of fish was left untouched on the table before him.
- 19:57His appetite had left him alas alas. He groaned, I cannot lawfully ride
- 20:04out on any adventure until I have been dubbed a knight. I must see
- 20:10his business at once. He arose and beckoned to the innkeeper to follow him
- 20:15to the barn. I have something to say to you. He whispered,
- 20:21Your steeds, sir, knight, said. The innkeeper has already had his
- 20:26oats. I assure you he will be well taken care of. It is
- 20:30not of the steed that I wish to speak, answered Don Quixote, and
- 20:36he carefully shut the door behind him. Then, falling at the innkeeper's feet,
- 20:41he cried, sir, I shall never rise from this place till you
- 20:45have promised to grant the boon which I am about to beg of you.
- 20:49The innkeeper did not know what to do. He tried to raise the poor
- 20:53man up, but he could not. At last, he said, I
- 20:57promise name the which you wish, and I will give it to you.
- 21:03Oh noble sir, answered don Quixote. I knew you would not refuse me
- 21:08the bone which I beg is this allow me to watch my armor in the
- 21:12chapel of your castle to night, and then in the morning, Oh,
- 21:17in the morning. And what shall I do in the morning, asked the
- 21:21innkeeper. Kind sir, he answered, do this be stolen me in the
- 21:27honor of knighthood? For I longed to ride through every corner of the earthen
- 21:32quest of adventures, and this I could not do until after I had been
- 21:37dubbed a night. The innkeeper smiled and his eyes twinkled, for he was
- 21:42a right jolly fellow, and he saw that here was a chance for some
- 21:47merry sport. Certainly, certainly, he said, right kindly, you are
- 21:52well worthy to be a knight, and I honor you for choosing so noble
- 21:56a calling. Arise, and I will do all that you ask of me.
- 22:02I thank you, said yn Quixote. Now lead me to your chapel.
- 22:07I will watch my armor there, as many a true and worthy knight
- 22:11has done in the days of yore. I would gladly lead you thither,
- 22:15said the innkeeper, But at the present time there is no chapel in my
- 22:19castle. It will do just as well, however, to watch your armor
- 22:25in some other convenient place. Many of the greatest knights have done this when
- 22:30there is no chapel to be found. Noble sir, I believe you are
- 22:34right, said Don Quixote. I have read of their doing so, and
- 22:40since you have no chapel, I shall be content with any place. Then
- 22:45bring your armor into the courtyard of my castle, said the innkeeeper. Guard
- 22:49it bravely until morning, and at sunrise I will w you a knight.
- 22:55I thank you, noble sir, said Don Quixote. I will bring the
- 22:59armor at once. But stop, cried the innkeeper. Have you any money?
- 23:04Not a penny was the answer. I have never read of any knight
- 23:10carrying money with him. Oh well, you are mistaken there, said the
- 23:15innkeeper. The books you have read may not say anything about it, but
- 23:21that is because the authors never thought it worth while to write about such common
- 23:25things as money and clean shirts and the like. Have you any proof of
- 23:30that? Most certainly I have. I know quite well that every knight had
- 23:34his purse stepped full of money. Every one also carried some clean shirts and
- 23:41a small box of salve for the healing of wounds. It does look reasonable,
- 23:48agreed Don Quixote. But I never thought of it. Then let me
- 23:52advise you as a father advises his son, said the innkeeper. As soon
- 23:57as you have been made a knight, ride homeward and provide yourself with these
- 24:02necessary articles. I will obey you, most noble sir, answered Don Quixote.
- 24:10He then made haste and find his armor. Together, he carried it
- 24:14to the barnyard and laid it in a horse draw by the well. The
- 24:18evening was now well gone and it was growing dark. Don Quixote took his
- 24:23shield upon his left arm. He grasped his long glance in his right hand.
- 24:30Then he began to pace to and fro across the barnyard. He held
- 24:33his head high, like a soldier on duty in the old patched helmet,
- 24:38falling down over his face give him a droll, if not fearful appearance.
- 24:45The full moon rose bright and clear. The barnyard was lighted up, almost
- 24:49as by day. The innkeeper and his guests stood at the windows of the
- 24:55inn and watched to see what would happen. Presently, a mule driver came
- 25:00into the yard to water his mules. He saw something lying in the trough
- 25:06and was stooping to kick it out before drawing water from the well. But
- 25:10at that moment Don Quixote rushed upon him. Stop rash night, he cried,
- 25:15Touch not those arms. They are the arms and the bravest man that
- 25:21ever lived. Touch them naught or instant death shall be your doom. The
- 25:26mule driver was a dull fellow and very slow. He but dimly understood what
- 25:32was said to him, and so paid no attention to the warning. He
- 25:36laid hold of the coat of mail and threw it upon the ground. Oh,
- 25:41my lady Dulcinea, help me in this first trial of my valor,
- 25:45cried don Quixote. At the same moment, he lifted his lance with both
- 25:51hands and gave the mule driver a thrust, which laid him flat in the
- 25:56dust of the barnyard. Another such knock would it put an and to the
- 26:00poor fellow. But Don Quixote was too brave to think of striking a fallen
- 26:04foe. He picked up the coat of mail and laid it again in the
- 26:08horsetraw. Then he went on walking back and forth, as though nothing had
- 26:15happened. The poor mule driver lay senseless by the side of the trough.
- 26:19The innkeeper and his friends still watched from the inn. He is a heart
- 26:25headed fellow, said one he is used to our not Senuel soon recover.
- 26:30In a few moments, a noisy wagoner drove into the barnyard. He took
- 26:36his team quite close to the trough. Then he began to clear it out
- 26:40in order to give water to his horses. Don Quixote, however, was
- 26:45ready for him. He said not a word, but lifted his lance and
- 26:48hurled it at the wagoner's head. It is a wonder that the fellow's skull
- 26:52was not broken. The wagoner fell to the ground, yelling most grievously,
- 27:00and the ann were frightened, and all ran quickly to the barnyard to put
- 27:03an end to the rough sport. When don Quixote saw them coming, he
- 27:08braced himself on his shield and drew his sword. Oh my Dulcinea, thou
- 27:14queen of beauty, he cried, thou give strength to my arm and courage
- 27:18to my beating heart. He felt brave enough to fight all the wagoners and
- 27:23mule drivers in the world. But just then several of the wagoner's friends came
- 27:30running into the barnyard, and each began to throw stones at don Quixote.
- 27:34The stones fell in a shower about his head, and he was forced to
- 27:38shelter himself under his shield. Yet he stood bravely at his post, and
- 27:45nothing could make him abandon his arms. Fling on, he cried, do
- 27:51your worst. I dare you to come within my reach. He spoke with
- 27:56such fierceness that every man shrank back in fear. Some took refuge in the
- 28:02barn, but kept on throwing stones. Let him alone, cried the innkeeper.
- 28:07He is a harmless fellow who wishes to become a knight. He has
- 28:11lost his senses to too much reading. Come away and leave him in peace.
- 28:17The men stopped throwing stones. Don Quixote put down his shield and began
- 28:22again to pace back and forth between the horse drop and the barn. He
- 28:26allowed the servants to carry away the wounded wagoner and the unconscious mule driver,
- 28:32but he glared at them so fiercely that they were glad to be out of
- 28:36his reach. The innkeeper began to think that he had carried the sport far
- 28:41enough. He was afraid that more and worse mischief might be done, so
- 28:47he spoke right gently to don Quixote. Brave sir, you have done nobly.
- 28:53You have guarded your armor with courage you have shown yourself worthy of knighthood.
- 29:00I will give you that honor without further delay. But it is not
- 29:03yet daybreak, answered Don Quixote. I must guard my armor till the dawn
- 29:08appears. It is not unnecessary, said the innkeeper. I have read of
- 29:15some merry, famous knights who stood guard only two hours, and you have
- 29:19watched for more than four hours. Although be set by many foes, time
- 29:26lies swiftly when one is doing his duty, said Don Quixote. The brave
- 29:30man is bravest when he curbs his anger. But if I am again attacked,
- 29:36I shall not be able to restrain my fury. No man in this
- 29:41castle shall be left alive unless it be to please you. You shall not
- 29:45be attacked, said the innkeeper. You have guarded your armor quite long enough,
- 29:51and I will make you a knight at once if you are willing.
- 29:55Nothing can please me better, answered Don Quixote, and he laid his lance
- 30:00gently down by the side of his armor. The innkeeper thereupon called to his
- 30:06guests and servants to come and see the ceremony. A book was brought to
- 30:11him in which he kept his account, some hay and straw. He opened
- 30:15it with much dignity. While don Quixote stood with closed eyes beside his armor.
- 30:21The women of the inn gathered in a circle about them. A boy
- 30:25held a piece of lighted candle while the innkeeper pretended to read a chapter from
- 30:30the book. The reading being finished, don Quixote knelt down in the dust
- 30:36of the barnyard. The innkeeper stood over him and mumbled some words without meaning.
- 30:41He gave him a blow on the neck with his hand. Then he
- 30:45slapped him on the back with the flat of his sword. Arise, sir,
- 30:48knight, he said, thou art don Quixote de la Mancha, the
- 30:55most valorous of men. Be brave, be brave, always brave. Don
- 31:02Quixote arose, feeling that he was now in truth a knight and ready to
- 31:07de valorous deeds. One of the women handed him his sword. May your
- 31:12worship be a lucky knight, she said. Another arranged the green ribbons which
- 31:18held his helmet in place. May you prosper, brave, sir, wherever
- 31:23you go, she said. John Quixote threw his arms around the innkeeper's neck
- 31:29and thanked him. He could not rest until he had done some gallant deed,
- 31:34so he sat up all the rest of the night, polishing his armor,
- 31:38and thinking impatiently of the morrow and of chapter two, Chapter three,
- 31:45The Adventurer of the Farmer. At the earliest break of day, don Quixote
- 31:51made ready to ride out in quest of adventures. He buckled on his armor.
- 31:55He took his lance and the shields in his hands. His gallant steed,
- 31:59Rosinante, stood saddled and bridled at the door of the inn. He
- 32:04again embraced the innkeeper. Farewell, thou, greatest of my benefactors, he
- 32:08cried, May Heaven bless THEE for having made me a knight. Then,
- 32:13with the help of a groom, he mounted and rode forth into the world.
- 32:19Right gaily did he ride, for he felt that he was now,
- 32:22in truth a knight, and his mind was filled with lofty thoughts. Right
- 32:25gaily also did Rosinante cancer along the highway, and proudly did he hold his
- 32:30head, for did he not know that he was carrying the bravest of brave
- 32:35men. They had gone but a little way when don Quixote suddenly remembered the
- 32:38innkeeper's command to provide himself with money, clean shirts, and some salve.
- 32:44The command must be obeyed, he said, I must go home to get
- 32:47these necessary things. So he turned his horse's head and took the first by
- 32:52road that led towards his village. And now Rosinantes seemed to have new life
- 32:57when into his lean body, he sniffed the air and trotted so fast that
- 33:00his heels seemed scarcely to touch the ground. This is after the matter of
- 33:06heroes, said Don Quixote. Yet I still lack one thing. I need
- 33:09a faithful squire to writhe with me and serve me. All the knights I
- 33:14have ever read about at squires who followed in their footsteps and looked on while
- 33:17they were fighting. I think therefore, that while I am providing myself with
- 33:22money and shirts, I will also get me a squire. Presently, as
- 33:28they were passing through a lonely place, the knight fancied that he heard distressing
- 33:31cries. They seemed to come from the midst of a woody thicket near the
- 33:36roadside. I thank Heaven for this lucky moment, he said to himself.
- 33:40I shall now have an adventure. No doubt I shall rescue someone who is
- 33:45in peril, or I shall correct some grievous wrong. He put spurs through
- 33:51zanante, and with as fast as he could, to the spot from which
- 33:53the cry seemed to issue. At the edge of the woody thicket, he
- 33:58saw a horse tied to a small oak tree. Not far away, a
- 34:01lot of about fifteen years was tied to another oak. The lad's shoulders and
- 34:06back were bare, and it was he he was making the doleful outcry for
- 34:09a stout country fellow was standing over him and beating him unmercifully with a horsewhip.
- 34:15Hold Hold, cried Don Quixote, rushing up. It is an unmanly
- 34:21act to strike a person who cannot strike back. The farmer was frightened at
- 34:24the sudden appearance of a knight on horseback. He dropped his whip. He
- 34:29stood with an open mouth and trembling hands, not knowing what to expect.
- 34:34Come, Sir, said Don Quixote, sternly, take your lance, mount
- 34:37your horse, and we will settle this matter by a trial of arms.
- 34:42The farmer answered him very humbly, Sir Knight, He said, this boy
- 34:46is my servant, and his business is to watch my sheep. But he
- 34:50is lazy and careless, and I have lost half of my flock through his
- 34:53neglect. What of that, said don Quixote, You have no right to
- 34:59beat him when you I know he cannot beat you. I beat him only
- 35:02to make a better boy of him, answered the farmer. He will tell
- 35:07you that I do it to cheat him out of his wages. But he
- 35:09tells lies even while I am correcting them. What what, cried don Quixote.
- 35:15Do you give him the lie? Right here before my face? I
- 35:20have a good mind to run you through the body of my lance untie the
- 35:22boy and pay him his money. Obey me this instant, and let me
- 35:27not hear one word of excuse from you. The farmer, pale with fear,
- 35:34loosed the boy from the coins, which bounce him through the tree.
- 35:37Now, my young man, said don Quixote, how much does this fellow
- 35:40owe you? He owes me nine months wages and seven dollars a month was
- 35:45the answer. Nine times seven are sixty three, said the knight. Sir,
- 35:52you owe this land sixty three dollars. If you wish to save your
- 35:54life, pay it at once. The farmer was now more alarmed than before.
- 36:00He fell upon his knees. He lifted his hands, imploring mercy.
- 36:04He sobbed with fright. Noble sir, he cried, it is too much,
- 36:09for I have bought him three pairs of shoes at a dollar a pair,
- 36:13and twice when he was sick, I paid the doctor a dollar.
- 36:16That may be, answered don Quixote, But we will set those dollars against
- 36:21the beating you have given him without cause. Come pay him the whole amount.
- 36:27I would gladly do so, said the farmer. But I have not
- 36:30a penny in my pocket. If you will let the lad go home with
- 36:32me, I will pay him every dollar. Go home with him, cried
- 36:37the lad. Not I why he would beat me to death and not pay
- 36:40at all. He won't dare to do it, answered don Quixote. I
- 36:45have commanded him, and he must obey. His money is at his house.
- 36:52I give him leave to go and get it. His honor as a
- 36:54knight will make him pay his debt to you. A knight, said the
- 36:59lad. He is no knight. He is only John Haldudo the farmer.
- 37:04What of that, said Don Quixote. Why may not the how Dudos have
- 37:07a knight in the family. Oh, he is not much of a knight.
- 37:10A knight would pay his debts, said the lad, And he will
- 37:15pay you for I have commanded him, said Don Quixote. Then, turning
- 37:20to the farmer, he said, go and make sure that you obey me.
- 37:23I will come this way again soon, and if you have failed,
- 37:27I will punish you. I will find you out, even though you will
- 37:30hide yourself as close as a lizard. The farmer arose from his knees and
- 37:35was about to speak, but the knight would not listen. I have no
- 37:37words from you, he said. You have naught to do but to obey.
- 37:43And if you would ask who it is that commands you, you know
- 37:45that I am the valorous Don Quixote di la Mancha, the right of wrongs,
- 37:51and the friend of the down trodden. So good bye. Having said
- 37:54this, he gave spurs to Rosinante and galloped away. The farmer watched him
- 38:00till he was quiet out of side. Then he turned and called to the
- 38:02boy. Come Andrew. He said, come to me now, and I
- 38:07will pay thee what I owe thee. I will obey this friend of the
- 38:10down trodden. You will do well to obey him, said the boy.
- 38:15He is a knight, and if you fail to pay me, he will
- 38:19come back and make things hot for you. Yes, I know answered the
- 38:22farmer, I will pay you well and show you how much I love you.
- 38:27Then, with another word, he caught hold of the boy and again
- 38:30tied him to the tree. The boy yelled lustily, but don Quixote was
- 38:32too far away to hear his cries. The farmer fell upon him and beat
- 38:37him with fists and stakes until he was almost dead. Finally he loosed him
- 38:42and let him go. Now, Andrew, go find your friend of the
- 38:46down trodden, he said, tell him how well I have paid you.
- 38:52Poor Andrew said nothing. He hobbled slowly away, while the farmer mounted his
- 38:58horse and rode grimly homeward. In the Meanwhile, don Quixote was speeding toward
- 39:01his own village. He was very much pleased with himself and with his first
- 39:06adventure as a knight. Oh Dulcinea, most beautiful of beauties, he cried,
- 39:12Well, mayest thou thyself be happy, for thy knight has done a
- 39:15noble deed this day. And thus he rode gallantly onward, his lance,
- 39:21clinging against his coat of mail at every motion of his steed. End of
- 39:27Chapter three, Chapter four, the Adventure with the Merchants, don Quixote he
- 39:34had not ridden more than two miles when at a turn in the road he
- 39:37saw several horsemen approaching him. There were merchants of Toledo, and they were
- 39:44going to some distant town to buy silks. There were six of them,
- 39:49and each carried an umbrella over his head to shielding from the sun. Following
- 39:54behind these horsemen there were four servants and three mule drivers, all on foot.
- 40:01Don Quixote's heart beat fast when he saw this company. Here is an
- 40:07adventure worthy of my courage, he cried. He fixed himself in his stirrups,
- 40:13he couched his lance, he covered his breast with his shield. Then
- 40:16he posted himself in the middle of the road, at the top of a
- 40:21gentle hill. As soon as the merchants were within hearing, he called out,
- 40:27hold there, let all mankind stands still. No person shall pass here
- 40:34unless he is ready to declare that the feerless Dulcinea del Teboso is the most
- 40:39beautiful lady in the universe. The merchants stalk and wonder at this strange beam
- 40:45who thus farther away. They were not long in guessing the truth. It
- 40:51is some poor gentleman who has lost his senses, They said, to one
- 40:54another. Then their leader rode forward a few paces and salt to the Knight.
- 41:00Sir Knight, he said, we do not know the fair lady whom
- 41:05you name. If you will let us see her, and if she proves
- 41:08to be as beautiful as you think, we will agree to all that you
- 41:13require of us. Let you see her, cried Don Quixote. I might
- 41:19do that if I chose, But the importance of the thing is in making
- 41:22you confess and declare her beauty without seeing her. Come, now, raise
- 41:29your right hands and say what I demand of you. The merchants sat quietly
- 41:34in their saddles and made no answer. What cried Don Quixote. Are you
- 41:38silent? Then? Know that I am your enemy, and I challenge you
- 41:44to combat. Write here and now. He braced himself in his saddle and
- 41:47shook his lance. But still the merchants made no reply. Are you afraid,
- 41:53you cowards? Shouted the Knight. Come one by one, or come
- 41:59all together there as you please. I am ready for the combat. Then
- 42:04he spurred his horse and rode furiously down the hill toward the astonished merchants.
- 42:09There is no telling what might have happened had Rosanante behaved himself, but that
- 42:15gallant steed had gone scarcely twenty yards when he stumbled and fell in the middle
- 42:20of the road. Don Fione was pitched headlong into the dust. His long
- 42:25lance went flying into the weeds on one side of the highway, his shield
- 42:30was thrown among the bushes on the other. The knight himself made a funny
- 42:35appearance as he rolled and tumbled on the ground. The weight of his resting
- 42:39armor held him down, But even while he lay helpless in the dust,
- 42:45he was a hero with his tongue. Stay, you cowards, he shouted,
- 42:50Do not run away. It is my horse's fault that I have been
- 42:52thus dismounted. The merchants laughed. His sorry plight amused them no less than
- 42:59his oneerful pluck. They spread their umbrellas above their heads and rode onward over
- 43:05the hill. But one of the mule drivers, who was an ill natured
- 43:08fellow, could not bear to hear his master called a coward. He picked
- 43:14up the fallen lance and broke it in pieces. Then with one of the
- 43:19longer parts he belabored Don Quixote's sides until he was splintered in a dozen fragments,
- 43:24nor did he stop till he was tired out. Still, don Quixote
- 43:30was not conquered through all this storm of blows. He lay kicking on the
- 43:35ground and daring his enemies to do their worst. Slay me if he will,
- 43:40he cried. But still I affirm that the lady Dulcinea is without her
- 43:45equal on earth. At last, the mule driver left him and ran onward
- 43:51to overtake his mules and his master. When don Quixote found himself alone,
- 43:57he tried once more to get on his feet. But if he was unable
- 44:01to do this at first, how was he to do it now? All
- 44:05Bruce gnittered as he was as he lay helpless on his back. It so
- 44:09happened that a plowman came that way. This plowman, who lived in don
- 44:15Quixote's village, had been to the mill and was returning with a bag of
- 44:19meal on his donkey's back when he saw the knight sprawling in the dust.
- 44:24He stopped, while the donkey began to make acquaintance with poor Rosanante, who
- 44:30was picking grass by the road side. Hello, my good friend, cried
- 44:35the plowman. What has happened to you? Don Quixote made no answer.
- 44:39He looked up at the sky and began to repeat a long speech he had
- 44:44read in one of his books. The fellow has lost his senses, said
- 44:49the plowman to himself. Then he stooped and lifted the knight's helmet from his
- 44:52face. It was the helmet that had been patched with pasteboard and tied on
- 44:58with green ribbons. But the mule driver had broken it with kicks and blows,
- 45:02and the ribbons were torn into shreds. As soon as the plowman saw
- 45:07the knight's face, he knew him. Oh, my good neighbor, Chihana,
- 45:12He said, how came you here? And what is the matter.
- 45:15The poor gentleman paid no attention to his friend, but kept on repeating passages
- 45:21from his books. In fact, he was very badly hurt. The plowman,
- 45:25with a good deal of trouble, lifted him up and set him astride
- 45:30of his donkey. He placed him so that he could lean over and rest
- 45:35upon the bag of mule. Then he got all the knight's armored together,
- 45:38and even the splinters of the lance, and tied him on the back of
- 45:43Rosenante. Having seen that everything was secure, He took the steed by the
- 45:47bridle and the donkey by the halter, and walking before them, he made
- 45:53his way slowly toward the village. He trudged thoughtfully along, often looking back
- 46:00and speaking kindly to the wounded man, but don Quixote, resting on the
- 46:05bag of meal, answered only with sighs and groans. He complained most dolefully,
- 46:10but would not tell how he had fallen into misfortune. My dear Kihanna,
- 46:15at length, said the plowman. I fear you do not know me.
- 46:21That is no matter, said don Quixote. I know very well who
- 46:25I am. What's more, I and perhaps not only myself, but a
- 46:30dozen other brave knights all joined in one. It was about sunset when they
- 46:36reached the village. The plowman did not wish his neighbors to see the poor
- 46:39knight in his battered than bruised condition, for he knew that much depended upon
- 46:45keeping him as quiet as possible, So he tarried in a grove outside of
- 46:50the village until daylight had faded into dusk. Then he led the poor man
- 46:54into his own house. As he went up cautiously to the door, he
- 47:00heard voices within the curate of the village, and his friend and Barbara were
- 47:05there. These men were neighbors, said Don Quixote, and it had been
- 47:09their habit to come in often and spend a pleasant evening with him. The
- 47:15plowman stopped at the door and listened. What do you think, cried the
- 47:19housekeeper. My master has not been seen for two whole days. His horse,
- 47:24his shield, his lance, and the old arma that was his grandfather's
- 47:29has also disappeared. Indeed, and where can he have gone? Inquired the
- 47:35curate. Where where but riding over the world and making believe that he is
- 47:40a knight? Answered the woman. It's all because of those vile books which
- 47:45he was forever poring over. The niece then spoke, certainly, it's the
- 47:52books, she said, The books made him foolish. Why I have known
- 47:57him to read forty eight hours without stopping. Then he would flame the book
- 48:02from him and make Maline draw his sword, slashing it about him in a
- 48:07most fearful manner. I have known him to do even wilder things than that,
- 48:13said the housekeeper. Once, in broad daylight he ran around this very
- 48:17room, shouting that he had killed four giants as tall as church tables.
- 48:22It was the books they made him mad. Indeed, that's true, declared
- 48:29the niece. It was the books, and they ought to be burned,
- 48:32every one of them. You are right, said the curate. Those books
- 48:37have unsettled his mind. During the setting of another sun. They shall be
- 48:42brought to trial and condemned to the flames. During all this discourse, the
- 48:46plowmen and don Quixote were just outside of the door, unseen in the darkening
- 48:52twilight. Now, without more ado, the plowmen cried out, Hello,
- 48:57their house, open the gates. Here are a dozen valors knights, bring
- 49:00a prisoner with them. The housekeeper shrinked and dropped her broom on the floor.
- 49:07The curate and the barber rushed to the door, and the niece followed
- 49:10them with a lighted candle in your hand. When they saw don Quixote astride
- 49:15of the donkey, they all ran to embrace him. Have a care,
- 49:21he groaned, Be gentle, for I am sorely hurt. It was all
- 49:25on account of my steed failing me. Carry me to bed, and sender
- 49:30the enchantress your ganda to heal my wounds. There, didn't I say so,
- 49:37whispered the housekeeper to the curate, his head is full of these wicked
- 49:42books. Where are you wounded, uncle, asked the niece. Wounded,
- 49:46I am not wounded. I'm only bruised. I had a bad fall from
- 49:52Rosanante while I was fighting ten giants. You never saw such giants. They
- 49:57were the wickedest fellows and ever rolled near. But I was a match for
- 50:00them. Hear him, whispered the curate to the housekeeper. He talked some
- 50:07giants. It is as we feared. Those vile books must be condemned and
- 50:12burned without further delay. They lived in the night from the donkey's back.
- 50:17They helped him into the house and put him in his favorite chair. Then
- 50:22the woman asked him a thousand questions, but his only answer was that they
- 50:27should give him something to eat and let him alone. This they did.
- 50:31When he had eaten a hearty supper, he crept off to bed without so
- 50:36much as saying good night. End of chapter four. Chapter five the Library
- 50:45read by Aaron Luboitz. Early the next morning, the curate and the barber
- 50:52came again. Don Quixote was still sleeping. Indeed, he did not awake
- 50:55until the day was more than half gone. We have come to remove the
- 51:00cause of his illness, said the curate, and he asked the nise to
- 51:02give him the key to the room where her uncle kept his books. Here
- 51:07it is, she said, and I hope you will make clean work of
- 51:09it. They unlocked the door and went in, the housekeeper following them.
- 51:15There ranged neatly on the shelves, they saw a hundred large volumes and the
- 51:20goodly number of small ones. The curate began to read the titles. Wait,
- 51:24wait, cried the housekeeper. She ran out and soon came back with
- 51:29a sprinkling can full of water. Here, doctor, she said, take
- 51:32this and sprinkle every nook and cranny in the room. Some unseen sorcer may
- 51:37be looking among the books, and the water will drive him out. The
- 51:42curate smiled, and did she desired. Then he asked the barber to hand
- 51:45him the books one by one while he opened them and examined the title pages.
- 51:51They are not all equally bad, he said, Perhaps there are some
- 51:54that do not deserve to be burned. Oh no, cried the niece,
- 52:00Do not spare any of them. Every one is bad. Every one has
- 52:02helped to undo my uncle. Throw the mouths of the window into the garden,
- 52:07said the housekeeper. Then we will carry them around into the back yard
- 52:12and burn them where the smoke will not annoy anybody. They worked all the
- 52:17morning. Often the curate would find the volume over which he would linger for
- 52:22some time. He would turn the leafs lovingly and look slyly at the pictures.
- 52:27It's a great pity to burn that out, he would whisper, and
- 52:30then he would lay the book aside for his own reading. The most of
- 52:34the volumes, however, were romances of knighthood, and of really no value.
- 52:38The quickeye of the curate easily detected such trash as these, and they
- 52:43were cast out and doomed to destruction. Towrs noon, everyone began to tire
- 52:47of the business. It's no use to examine any more of these volumes,
- 52:52said the curate. They're all bad. Cast the mound cast them out.
- 52:55The housekeeper was delighted. A bonfire was kindled in the back yard, and
- 53:00while the curate and the barber were resting themselves, she threw into it not
- 53:05only the books that had been condemned, but also the pleasant volumes which the
- 53:08good curate had decided to spare for his own edification. Thus the goods sometimes
- 53:15perished with the bad. In the afternoon, don Quixote awoke from his long
- 53:19sleep. He was so bruised and so lame, however, that he could
- 53:22not rise. He could only lie in bed and feebly mutter the names of
- 53:27the housekeeper and his niece. They brought him some food, and when he
- 53:30had eaten it and he fell asleep again, it is best to let him
- 53:35rest, whisper the curate, And they left him alone for two whole days.
- 53:39The knight did not go out of his room. That he was well
- 53:43cared for, and though he suffered not a little, he was never heard
- 53:45to complain. While he thus lay helpless in his bed. The curate and
- 53:50the barber paid frequent visits to the house. They spent much time in stopping
- 53:53at the door of the little room where the night's library had been. This
- 53:59they did so cuttingly that the housekeeper herself could not tell exactly where the door
- 54:01had been. If he cannot find the room, he will soon forget about
- 54:06the book, said the curate. On the fourth day, don Quixote was
- 54:08able to walk about a little, but he did not seem to feel sure
- 54:12of himself or of any object about him. The first thing he did was
- 54:17to look for his library. He went feebly up and down the long hallway,
- 54:22trying to find the door he felt of the wall. He groped here
- 54:28and there, and stared confusedly around him. At length he gave up the
- 54:31search. That he said not a word to any one. The next day
- 54:36he spoke to the housekeeper. I do believe that I have lost the way
- 54:39to the study. What study, asked the woman. There is no study
- 54:45in this house. I feel quite sure that I once had a study with
- 54:50many books in it, said don Quixote. Oh that was long ago,
- 54:54answered the housekeeper. But during your sickness, one of those wicked enchants about
- 55:00whom you have read ran away with it. He took not only the room,
- 55:04but all the books that were in it. Don Quixote groaned, Yes,
- 55:08uncle, said the niece. And enchanter did it. He came one
- 55:13night writing in the dragon. He alighted and went into your study, and
- 55:16a little while he flew out through the chimney. He left the house so
- 55:21full of smoke that we could not see our own eyes. We looked everywhere
- 55:24for your library, but could find neither room nor books. I think I
- 55:30know who it was, said Don Quixote. It was that famous enchanter Freston.
- 55:36He has a spite against me and is my worst enemy. You are
- 55:39right, uncle, said the nist. It was either Freston or Friston.
- 55:44At any rate, his name ended with T O n. He is a
- 55:49bad fellow, answered the Knight. No doubt he will try to do me
- 55:52some other mischief. He knows where I live and will come often. But
- 55:58I am not afraid of him. Some day I will meet him in fair
- 56:01fight and vanquish him. Then he arose, and, with his feeble hands,
- 56:06took down the sword which had been hanging over the mantelpiece ever since his
- 56:08sad return. He felt its edge and murmured, Ah, Freston, Freston,
- 56:15thou shalt yet learn of the prowess of the valorous Don Quixote di la
- 56:20Mancha. End of Chapter five, Chapter six, the Choosing of a Squire.
- 56:30For fifteen days, the good old gentleman stayed at home. He moved
- 56:34quietly about the house and seemed happy and contented. The loss of his library
- 56:38did not disturb him. A true knight will bear the disappointments of life with
- 56:44becoming fortitude, he said. The niece, and the housekeeper, and indeed
- 56:49everyone else began to hope that he would forget his strange delusion. They spoke
- 56:54to him cheerfully and tried to keep his mind on other things. The Curate
- 57:00called to see him every day, and they had many pleasant talks, on
- 57:04many pleasant subjects. But always toward the end, don Quixote would ramble back
- 57:08to the thoughts which still seemed uppermost in his memory. I tell you what,
- 57:15my dear friend, he would say, The world would be better off
- 57:17if there were more nights in it. What we need most is knights,
- 57:22knights, plenty of knights. Then he would go on for an hour or
- 57:27more, talking upon his favorite subject. The good Curate would nod his head
- 57:31and smile. He knew that it was better to humor his poor friend and
- 57:35let him have his own way. As the days passed by, don Quixote
- 57:39became more and more uneasy. The house was too quiet for him. He
- 57:45longed to be riding forth in quest of new adventures. He could not think
- 57:50or talk of anything else. But there is one thing lacking, said he
- 57:53to the Curate. I must find me a squire. All the nights that
- 57:59I ever read of, had faithful squires who followed them on their journeys and
- 58:02looked on while they were fighting. The curate smiled and said nothing. Now.
- 58:08There lived in the village a poor man whose name was Sancho Panza.
- 58:13He was a common laborer who had often done odd jobs about don Quixote's farm.
- 58:19He was honest, but poor, poor in purse, and poor in
- 58:22brains. To this man, don Quixote had taken a strange fancy. Almost
- 58:29every day he walked down the street to talk with him. He was just
- 58:31the kind of fellow he wished for his squire. At last, he mentioned
- 58:36the matter Sancho Panza. He said, I am a knight, and I
- 58:40shall soon ride out on a nightly errand you cannot do better than to go
- 58:45with me as my squire. I promise that you shall earn great renown,
- 58:50second only to myself renown, good master, queried Sancho. And what sort
- 58:54of a thing is that? Why your name will be in everybody's mouth,
- 58:59answered don Quixote. All the great ladies and gentlemen will be talking about your
- 59:04achievements. How very fine that will be, said Sancho. And it may
- 59:08happen that in one of my adventures I shall conquer an island, continued don
- 59:13Quixote. Indeed, it is very likely that I shall conquer an island.
- 59:17Then, if you are with me, I will give it to you to
- 59:21be its governor. Well, I don't know much about islands, said Sancho,
- 59:25but I'm sure I should like to govern one. So if you'll promise
- 59:30me the first island you get, I'll be your man. I'll go with
- 59:34you and do as you say. I promise, said Don Quixote. You
- 59:38shall be my squire, and since you will share my labors, you shall
- 59:42also share my rewards. Then followed busy days for Don Quixote. He provided
- 59:49himself with money by selling a part of his farm. He mended his broken
- 59:52armor. He borrowed a lance of a friendly neighbor. He patched up his
- 59:58old helmet as best he could. At last everything was in readiness, and
- 1:00:01the Knight went down the street to talk with Sancho Panza. He wished to
- 1:00:06advise him of the hour he expected to start. I will be ready,
- 1:00:09sir, said Sancho, And be sure you have with you whatever it is
- 1:00:14necessary to carry, said Don Quixote. Above all things. Bring your wallet,
- 1:00:19indeed, I will, master, said Sancho. And I will also
- 1:00:22bring my dappled donkey along, for I am not much used to foot travel.
- 1:00:28Don Quixote was puzzled. He could not remember of reading about any knight
- 1:00:31whose squire rode on a donkey. Yet he feared to offend Sancho lest he
- 1:00:37should lose his services, which now seemed indispensable to him. Your dapple donkey,
- 1:00:44oh, certainly, he said, You may ride him until good fortune
- 1:00:46shall present you with a horse. And I promise that the first discourteous knight
- 1:00:52who meets us shall give up his steed to you. I thank you,
- 1:00:55master, said Sancho Panza. But being used to the donkey, I shall
- 1:01:00be more at home on his back than on the back of any prancing steed
- 1:01:04you might give me. End of Chapter six, Chapter seven, The Adventure
- 1:01:10with the Windmills. Very early the next morning, the knight and his squire
- 1:01:15set out on their travels. They stole silently away from the village, without
- 1:01:20bidding goodbye to anyone, and they made such haste that at sunrise they felt
- 1:01:23themselves quite safe from pursuit. Don Quixote, riding in full armor astride of
- 1:01:30gaunt. Rosinante felt that he was indeed the most valorous knight in the world,
- 1:01:36and no doubt he was a formidable sight. As for Sancho Banza,
- 1:01:39he rode like a patriarch, with his knapsack on one side of him and
- 1:01:44a leather bottle on the other, his feet almost dragging on the ground.
- 1:01:49His mind was full of thoughts about that island of which he hoped to be
- 1:01:52the governor. The sun rose high above the hills. The two travelers jogged
- 1:01:57onwards across the plains of Montielle. Both were silent, for both had high
- 1:02:01purposes in view. At length, Sancho Panza spoke, I beseech you,
- 1:02:07sir, knight Errant, be sure to remember the island you promised me.
- 1:02:10I dare say I shall make out to governess. Let it be ever so
- 1:02:15big. Don Quixote answered with becoming dignity. Friend, Sancho, you must
- 1:02:21know that it has always been the custom of knights errant to conquer islands and
- 1:02:24put their squires over them as governors. Now it is my intention to keep
- 1:02:30up that good custom. You are indeed a rare master, said Sancho Panza.
- 1:02:35Well, I am thinking I might even improve upon that good custom,
- 1:02:38said Don Quixote. What if I should conquer three or four islands and set
- 1:02:44you up as master of them all? You could do nothing that would please
- 1:02:47me better, answered Sancho. While they were thus riding and talking, they
- 1:02:52came to a place where there were a great many windmills. There seemed to
- 1:02:57be thirty or forty of them scattered here and there on the plane, And
- 1:03:00when the wind blew, their long white arms seemed to wave and beckon in
- 1:03:05a droll and most threatening manner. Don Quixote drew rein and paused in the
- 1:03:09middle of the road. There there he cried, fortune is with us.
- 1:03:15Look yonder, Sancho, I see at least thirty huge giants, and I
- 1:03:21intend to fight all of them. When I have overcome and slain them,
- 1:03:23we will enrich ourselves with their spoils. What giants, asked Sancho Panza,
- 1:03:30Why those who were standing in the fields just before us, answered the Knight.
- 1:03:34See their long arms. I have read that some of their race had
- 1:03:37arms which reached more than two miles. Look at them, better, masters,
- 1:03:42said Sancho. Those are not giants, They are windmills. The things
- 1:03:46which you call arms are sails, and they flap around when the wind blows.
- 1:03:52Friend Sancho, said the knight very sternly. It is plain that you
- 1:03:55are not used to adventures. I tell you those things are giants. If
- 1:04:01you are afraid, go and hide yourself and say your prayers. I shall
- 1:04:05attack them at once without another word. He spurred Rosinante into a sturdy trot,
- 1:04:11and was soon right in the midst of the windmills. Stand cowards,
- 1:04:15he cried, stand your ground, Do not fly from a single knight who
- 1:04:19dares you all to meet him in a fair fight. At that moment,
- 1:04:24the wind began to blow briskly, and all the mill sails were set moving.
- 1:04:29They seemed to be answering his challenge. He paused a moment. Oh
- 1:04:33my Dulcinea, fairest of ladies, he cried, help me in this perilous
- 1:04:39adventure. Then he couched his lance. He covered himself with his shield.
- 1:04:45He rushed, with Rosinante's utmost speed upon the nearest windmill. The long lance
- 1:04:50struck into one of the whirling sails, and was carried upwards with such swiftness
- 1:04:55that it was torn from the night's firm grasp, it was whirled into air
- 1:05:00and broken into shivers. At the same moment, the Knight and his steed
- 1:05:04were hurled forward and thrown rolling upon the ground. Sancho Panza hurried to the
- 1:05:10place as quickly as his dappled donkey could carry him. His master was lying
- 1:05:14helpless by the roadside. The helmet had fallen from his head, and the
- 1:05:18shield had been hurled to the farther side of the hedge. Mercy on me,
- 1:05:23master, cried the squire. Didn't I tell you they were windmills,
- 1:05:27Peace, friend, Sancho answered Don Quixote, rubbing the dust from his eyes.
- 1:05:32There is nothing so uncertain as war. That wicked enchanter Freston, who
- 1:05:38stole my books, has done all this. They were giants, as I
- 1:05:41told you, But he changed them into windmills, so that I should not
- 1:05:45have the honor of victory. But mind you, Sancho, I will get
- 1:05:48even with him in the end. So be it, say, I,
- 1:05:53cried Sancho. As he dismounted from his donkey, he lifted the fallen Knight
- 1:05:58from the ground. He brought his shield and adjusted the helmet. Then he
- 1:06:02led his unlucky steed to his side. And helped him to remount. The
- 1:06:06sun was now sloping towards the west, and the Knight and squire rode thoughtfully
- 1:06:11onward across the plain of Montiel end of chapter seven, Chapter eight, the
- 1:06:18Adventure with the Monks. Through all that afternoon, don Quixote and his squire
- 1:06:26jogged slowly along, and neither house or other friendly shelter did they see.
- 1:06:31The sun had gone down and twilight was darkening when they saw near the road
- 1:06:35a clump of green trees, which seemed to offer them a safe resting place.
- 1:06:41Here, Sancho said the Knight, let us go no farther. Since
- 1:06:45there is no castle, nor even an inn in this barren country, we
- 1:06:48must lodge here in this grove. They dismounted, and while Sancho was caring
- 1:06:55for the animals, don Quixote strolled around among the trees. On an old
- 1:07:00oak, he found a withered branch some ten feet long and quite smooth and
- 1:07:04straight. With much labor, he wrenched it from the tree. He carried
- 1:07:09it back to his lodging place, and began with much patience to remove the
- 1:07:13twigs from it. This will serve me instead of the lance which I lost
- 1:07:17in my encounter with the windmill, he said, I have read of nights
- 1:07:21who used such makeshifts and did wonderful deeds with them. Night came on.
- 1:07:29He sat silently upon the bare ground and looked at the stars. His mind
- 1:07:33was full of the stories he had read of heroes and forests and in deserts
- 1:07:39keeping guard through the hours of darkness, And so he sat bravely awake until
- 1:07:45the morning dawned. As for Sancho Panza, he did not spend the night
- 1:07:50in that foolish fashion. He sprawled himself upon a bed of leaves, closed
- 1:07:56his eyes, and made one nap of it. Had not his master awakened
- 1:08:00him, he would have slept till high noon. They lost no time in
- 1:08:03breakfasting. To the valorous Don Quixote, the day held so many promises that
- 1:08:09he was unwilling to waste a moment. They saddled their steeds, they mounted,
- 1:08:15and were away with the rising of the sun. After many miles of
- 1:08:18travel, they came at length to a more rugged country, and in the
- 1:08:23afternoon they entered the pass of La Pie, where the road runs through a
- 1:08:28narrow valley between rocky hills. Here, Sancho said Don Quixote, here is
- 1:08:33the place where we may have our fill of adventures. Do you think that
- 1:08:38you will find me that island somewhere near, asked Sancho Panza. Indeed,
- 1:08:43I cannot say, answered his master. But I wish to caution you on
- 1:08:46a very particular point. It is I that am to do the fighting.
- 1:08:51You may see me in great danger and beset by many foes, but you
- 1:08:57must not offer to fight for me unless you know that those foes are only
- 1:09:01common scoundrels. The laws of chivalry forbid a squire to encounter a knight.
- 1:09:09I see, I see, said Sancho. And I shall do as you
- 1:09:12say, for I was never any great hand at fighting, and I don't
- 1:09:15get into quarrels with anyone. If I can help it for a man in
- 1:09:20your humble station, that is right, said Don Quixote. Still, if
- 1:09:26a knight should set upon me first, said Sancho, I am not sure,
- 1:09:30but that I would give him a few hard whacks, that would be
- 1:09:33right. And I will not forbid it, said Don Quixote. But as
- 1:09:38for helping me against any knight or knights, I command you not to do
- 1:09:42it. I'll obey you. I'll obey you, master, said Sancho,
- 1:09:46I have no desire to encounter any knight or knights. While they were thus
- 1:09:53talking, they saw two monks writing leisurely down the path towards them. The
- 1:09:58monks were dressed in black robes and mounted on mules so high and stately as
- 1:10:02to look like travelers on the backs of camels. They wore masks over their
- 1:10:08faces to keep off the dust, and each held an umbrella above him as
- 1:10:12a shield from the sun. A little way behind the monks there came a
- 1:10:16four wheeled coach drawn by two small horses. Following this were four or five
- 1:10:24mounted men and two mule drivers on foot. Inside of the coach sat a
- 1:10:29richly dressed lady who was traveling to the nearest city. I think we are
- 1:10:34about to have a famous adventure, said Don Quixote. Why so, asked
- 1:10:40Sancho. Well, I am quite sure that those two persons in black are
- 1:10:45magicians who are carrying away some princesses in that coach. It is my duty
- 1:10:50to prevent so wicked an act. Ah, sighed Sancho. I'm afraid this
- 1:10:57will be a worse affair than the windmills. The next moment, Don Quixote
- 1:11:02gave spur to his steed and galloped forward in the middle of the road to
- 1:11:06meet the approaching monks. Halt there, you lawless magicians, he cried,
- 1:11:12I command you to give those high born princesses their freedom, or else prepare
- 1:11:16for instant death. The monks stopped their mules and lifted their masks. They
- 1:11:24wondered what sort of man this was whom they had met. For indeed,
- 1:11:28he made a strange appearance. Sir Knight, they cried, we are not
- 1:11:32magicians. We are religious men going about our own affairs. We know nothing
- 1:11:38about any princesses. You can't deceive me, answered don Quixote, I know
- 1:11:44you well enough, and none of your enchantments will prevail against me. Then,
- 1:11:49without further parley, he couched his lance, set spurs to his steed,
- 1:11:55and dashed furiously upon the nearest monk. The monk, taken by surprise,
- 1:12:00flung himself to the ground on the farther side of his mule. In
- 1:12:03this way he saved his life, for had Don Quixote struck him with the
- 1:12:08rude lance from the oak tree, he would certainly have been killed. The
- 1:12:13other monk was badly Frightened, he lashed his mule's flanks and fled out of
- 1:12:17the pass and over the plain as though racing with the wind. By this
- 1:12:21time Sancho Panza had come up. He slipped quickly from his donkey's back and
- 1:12:28ran up to the first monk, who was still on the ground, and
- 1:12:30began to strip him of his robe. Why do you do that, you
- 1:12:33robber, cried the two mule drivers, who were in fact servants of the
- 1:12:38monks. I'm not a robber, answered Sancho. I'm only taking the spoils
- 1:12:43which my master has lawfully won in battle. But the rude fellows cared nothing
- 1:12:47for his words. They fell upon him and beat him without mercy. They
- 1:12:53threw him into a ditch by the roadside. They stamped upon him, and
- 1:12:57left him sprawling in the mud without censor. The monk, seeing that don
- 1:13:01Quixote had ridden onward, now climbed upon his mule as quickly as possible.
- 1:13:08With whip and spur, he urged the poor beast forward and went speeding away
- 1:13:12after his friend. He neither paused nor looked behind until he was safely out
- 1:13:16of the pass. In the meanwhile, don Quixote had halted the coach and
- 1:13:21dismounted beside it. He looked in at the door and began to address the
- 1:13:27lady fair princess. He said, I am the valorous knight, don Quixote
- 1:13:32de la Mancha. I have given battle to your captors, and I am
- 1:13:36pleased to say that you are now delivered from their power. I ask no
- 1:13:42recompense for my valorous deed, but I beg that you go on to Toboso
- 1:13:46and there tell my lady Dulcinea of the great service I have rendered to you.
- 1:13:54At that moment, one of the ladies squires came riding up. In
- 1:13:57haste. He seized the stick, which don Quixote called his lance, and
- 1:14:01wrenched it from his hands. Get gone, he cried in bad Spanish.
- 1:14:06Leave the coach, or I'll kill thee as sure as I am a Biscayan.
- 1:14:12Were you a gentleman, as you are not, I would chastise you
- 1:14:15as you deserve, said don Quixote. What cried the Biscayan, Me,
- 1:14:20no gentleman. I'll show thee that I am a gentleman, a gentleman by
- 1:14:26land, a gentleman by sea, a gentleman in spite of everything. Then
- 1:14:31if you are a gentleman, I will try titles with you, said Don
- 1:14:35Quixote. With that he remounted with surprising quickness, and sword in hand dashed
- 1:14:43furiously upon the Biscayan. The fellow was so taken by surprise that had not
- 1:14:48his unruly mule reared and leaped to one side, he might have fared badly
- 1:14:54in the encounter. But quickly recovering himself, he snatched a cushion from the
- 1:14:59coat to serve as a shield, and with his other hand drew his sword.
- 1:15:04The lady screamed, Her coachman, cracking his whip, drove away at
- 1:15:10a rattling speed. The road was left clear for the desperate combat. With
- 1:15:15swords raised in the air, Don Quixote and the Biscayan faced about and glared
- 1:15:19fiercely at each other. The foot servants and mule drivers, who now came
- 1:15:25running forward, tried in vain to pacify them. Don Quixote would not so
- 1:15:30much as look at them. Oh, Dulcinea, thou flower of beauty,
- 1:15:34he cried, lend help to me, thy champion, in this most dangerous
- 1:15:39encounter. At the next moment, the Biscayan's sword fell with a mighty blow
- 1:15:45upon his back. Had not his armor been of such rare good metal,
- 1:15:48his body would have been cleft in halves. Luckily, however, no harm
- 1:15:54was done save to the edge of the Biscayan's weapon. Don Quixote steadied himself
- 1:16:00recovering from the blow. He gripped his sword with a firmer grasp. He
- 1:16:03raised it high in the air. He gathered all his strength for the final
- 1:16:09stroke. The servants and mule drivers who saw him were terrified by his rage.
- 1:16:14The lady and the coach, who was now looking back from a safe
- 1:16:16distance, clasped her hands and vowed to the saints to do all sorts of
- 1:16:21good deeds if only her squire might escape from his deadly peril. But why
- 1:16:28should I prolong this chapter to describe the result of that ever memorable conflict.
- 1:16:33Here you may see the biscay in struggling with his unruly mule, covering himself
- 1:16:38with his cushion, and swinging his battered sword in the air. And here
- 1:16:43you may behold the valorous don Quixote de la Mancha, with a flifted blade,
- 1:16:47urging his steed to the conflict. And but let us draw the curtain
- 1:16:53and end the chapter. Without another word. End of Chapter eight, Chapter
- 1:17:00nine, The Lost Helmet. Doubtless you have already guessed how the great compact
- 1:17:04between Don Quixote and the biscay And ended. As the knight rush blindly forward,
- 1:17:10his enemy's sword descended for the second time. Had it not turned in
- 1:17:14his hand, the story of Don Quixote would be ended here. Luckily,
- 1:17:17However, it did no further damage than to destroy the nine's helment and shave
- 1:17:21off half of his left eagar. Before don Quixote could return to blow,
- 1:17:26the Biscayan's mule became unmanageable. It had leapt suddenly forward and ran with great
- 1:17:31speed into the open plain. It ran straight for the lady's coach, but
- 1:17:35in vaulting over a brook, it trusted its body so suddenly as the hurl
- 1:17:40its master to the ground. The poor Biscayon was stunned by the fall.
- 1:17:44He lay helpless and senseless in the mud and mire. Don Quixote was not
- 1:17:49far behind. He checked his steed when in full gallop, and slipped nimbly
- 1:17:53from the saddle. He ran to his fallen foe and set the point of
- 1:17:57his sword against his breast. Now yield thee as a recreant, or thy
- 1:18:00head shall pay the forfeit. He cried the biscay and scarcely heard him,
- 1:18:05but lay species at his feet. There is no telling what might have happened
- 1:18:10had not. The lady leaped from the coach and ran to the rescue.
- 1:18:14With tears. She besought don Quixote to spare the life of her faithful squire.
- 1:18:18Truly must, beautiful lady, said the victorious knight. I will grant
- 1:18:23your request. I will spare his life on one condition. What is the
- 1:18:28condition, asked the lady. He must give me his word of honor,
- 1:18:31answered Don Quixote, that he will go straightway to the Bosso at do Bosso.
- 1:18:35He must present himself and my name to the peerless lady Dulcinea. She
- 1:18:41will dispose of him as she thinks best. I promise it for him,
- 1:18:45said the lady. He will do all that you require of him. Then
- 1:18:49he may live, said Don Quixote. He bowed gallantly to the lady.
- 1:18:54He remounted his steed. He turned himself with great dignity, and resumed his
- 1:18:59journey as though nothing had happened. Sancho Panza was not long overtaking his master.
- 1:19:05He rode up to him and seized his hand. If it please you,
- 1:19:09my good don Quixote, he said, don't forget to make me governor
- 1:19:12of the island you have run in this great fight, brother Sancho, answered
- 1:19:16Don Quixote, These are not adventures of islands. These are only little skirmishes
- 1:19:23along the road. We can expect from them, nothing more than broken heads
- 1:19:26and bleeding ears. But I have patience. Have patience. Perhaps in the
- 1:19:30next adventure I shall conquer a kingdom. How nice that would be, said
- 1:19:36Sancho. But does not your ear give you pain? Ant is only a
- 1:19:41trifle, answered don Quixote. No true knight ever complains of trifles when he
- 1:19:47permits his wounds to be dressed. Come, I have some lint in little
- 1:19:50white cell in my wallet. They paused beneath a spreading tree, and while
- 1:19:56Sancho was binding up the bleeding ear, his master kept on talking. Friend
- 1:20:00Sancho, He asked, did you ever read an history of any knight who
- 1:20:03showed more skill or greater activity than I did in this memorable combat? No,
- 1:20:10never, answered Sancho. I can safely say that I never, in
- 1:20:14any book of history read of any knight so active as you, For you
- 1:20:18must know that I never learned to read, nor even to write. Be
- 1:20:23very gentle friend, Sancho, said Don Quixote, wincing under his rough surgery.
- 1:20:29The boldest knight has feelings after the battle has been won. Never did
- 1:20:33I serve a bolder knight than you, good master, answered Sancho. And
- 1:20:38your ears now very gently dressed, don Quixote, you put up his hand
- 1:20:42to touch the injured part, And as he did so, he discovered for
- 1:20:45the first time the loss of his helmet. Tell me, Sancho, where
- 1:20:48is my helmet? He cried? Uh, I think you lost it in
- 1:20:53the field of battle, answered the squire. Don Quixote. Forgot the dignity
- 1:20:58that belongs to knighthood. He could scarcely be made to believe that his helmet
- 1:21:00was not still on his head. Then he began to rave. You would
- 1:21:05have thought him stark, staring mad, But in a few minutes he became
- 1:21:11more calm. With his right hand on his sword, he lifted his eyes
- 1:21:15toward the tree tops and made a solemn vow. Never while I live,
- 1:21:19said he will I eat bread on a table cloth till I have taken revenge
- 1:21:25on the night, and has done me this injury, dear master, said
- 1:21:30Sancho, Think on what you are saying this. The fellow who split your
- 1:21:32helmet has gone on to Toboso according to promise to deliver himself to the lady
- 1:21:38Dulcinea. Are you not already even with him? It may be as you
- 1:21:44say, answered don Quote. I will therefore change the birding of my vow
- 1:21:48and declare that, never so long as I live, while I eat bread
- 1:21:51on a table cloth, that I have captured another helmet as good as the
- 1:21:56one that I have lost. So first, good, said Sancho. But
- 1:22:00suppose we should not for a long time meet any one with a helmet on?
- 1:22:04Think of this sad case we shall be in. There are few who
- 1:22:08travel this road except wagoners and mule drivers, and they never wear helmets.
- 1:22:13Ay you are mistaken, answered don Quixote. Before we go much further,
- 1:22:17you shall see more men in arms than you ever dreamed of. Sancho Panza
- 1:22:24made no reply. He remounted his donkey, and the two rode onward through
- 1:22:28the pass of La Pais. As they rode, they beguiled the time with
- 1:22:31much talk concerting knighthood and other matters of less lofty and inspiring. They journeyed
- 1:22:38slowly through the hill country beyond the pass. At night they rested in the
- 1:22:41friendly inn. And the next day, and for many days they jogged aimlessly
- 1:22:45along, ready for any new adventures and adventures. They had in great plenty,
- 1:22:50perilous adventures, amusing adventures, chivalrous adventures. But of all the persons
- 1:22:58whom they met, there was not one who wore a helmet. Don Quixote
- 1:23:02was therefore obliged to ride bareheaded and to eat bread from uncovered tables. End
- 1:23:10of Chapter nine, Chapter ten, The Adventure with the Sheep. One day,
- 1:23:15as they passed the crest of a hill, they saw a great cloud
- 1:23:18of dust rising in the road at some distance below them. Don Quixote's eyes
- 1:23:24flashed with excitement as he watched it. The day has come, Sancho,
- 1:23:29he cried, The day has come that shall bring us good fortune and happiness.
- 1:23:33Now I shall perform an exploit that will be remembered through the ages.
- 1:23:40Seest thou that cloud of dust, Sancho, I see it, brave Master,
- 1:23:44answered the squire. Well, that dust is raised by an army that
- 1:23:48is marching this way, said don Quixote. It is a mighty army made
- 1:23:53up of many nations. If that is the case, said Sancho, there
- 1:23:57must be two armies, for over to the left of us there is another
- 1:24:00cloud of dust. Don Quixote looked, and his heart was filled with joy,
- 1:24:06for he firmly believed that two vast armies were marching towards each other and
- 1:24:12about to meet in battle. His mind was so filled with fights, adventures,
- 1:24:16enchantments, and other wonderful things which he had read about, that his
- 1:24:21fancy easily changed everything he saw into something that he wished to see. Even
- 1:24:28his own eyes could not make him believe that the dust was raised by two
- 1:24:31large flocks of sheep which were being driven along the road. He was so
- 1:24:36positive about the two armies that even Sancho soon began to feel that he was
- 1:24:42right. Well, Sir, what are we to do now, asked the
- 1:24:45squire. Our duty is plain, answered the knight. What ought we to
- 1:24:49do but aid the weaker and injured side. The army in front of us
- 1:24:55is commanded by the Great Alifan Fharon, Emperor of the vast island of India.
- 1:25:00The army on our left is led by his enemy, King Pentapolen,
- 1:25:04of the naked arm. Pray tell me, brave master, said Sancho,
- 1:25:10what is the cause of the trouble? Why are those two great men going
- 1:25:14thus together by the ears? It is the old old story, answered Don
- 1:25:18Quixote. Alifanfaron is a pagan, and he is in love with Pentapoleon's daughter,
- 1:25:25who is a Christian, but he shall not have her unless he becomes
- 1:25:29converted and gives up his false belief. No, never, cried Sancho.
- 1:25:34I will stand by Pentapolon and his daughter and help them all I can.
- 1:25:41You are right, said Don Quixote. There is no need of being a
- 1:25:44knight to fight in such battles. Men of all conditions may take part in
- 1:25:47this conflict. Then, pointing to the clouds of dust with his long finger,
- 1:25:53he described the various warriors whom he imagined were marching to the conflict.
- 1:25:59Sancho Panza listened in silence. He turned his eyes this way and that,
- 1:26:03trying to see the knights and valiant men whom his master was naming. At
- 1:26:09last, growing impatient, he cried, you might as well tell me it
- 1:26:12is snowing, for not a man nor a knight can I see either in
- 1:26:15this cloud? Of dust or in that indeed, answered don Quixote. But
- 1:26:21don't you hear their horses? Nay, their trumpets sound, their drums beat
- 1:26:27not, I said Sancho. I opened my ears very wide, and I
- 1:26:31hear nothing but the bleating of sheep. And now the two flocks were drawing
- 1:26:36very near to them, and the sheep could not only be heard, but
- 1:26:40plainly seen. You are frightened, Sancho said, don Quixote, go hide
- 1:26:45yourself in some safe place, while I alone charge into the ranks of the
- 1:26:49heathen. Then he couched his lance, set spurs to rosinante, and rushed
- 1:26:56onward like a thunderbolt to meet the nearest flock. Sancho Panza looked after him
- 1:27:01in amazement. Hold sir, he cried, come back, are you mad?
- 1:27:05Those are sheep? And neither Pagans nor Christians? Come back, I
- 1:27:11say, But don Quixote did not hear him. He rode forward furiously.
- 1:27:16Courage brave knights, he shouted, march up, fall on the victory is
- 1:27:21ours, Follow me and take your revenge. He charged into the midst of
- 1:27:28the flock. He thrust right and left and began to spear the poor dumb
- 1:27:33creatures as gallantly as though they were his mortal enemies. The men who were
- 1:27:39driving the sheep called out to him, but he would not listen. He
- 1:27:43rushed madly this way, and that the sheep were routed and trampled upon in
- 1:27:47a most terrible manner. Where is the general of this army, cried don
- 1:27:53Quixote. Where art thou, cried, alifan pharon? See here is a
- 1:27:59single knight who challenges THEE to combat, and who will punish THEE for this
- 1:28:02unjust war. Shepherds were now greatly alarmed. They ran forward and began to
- 1:28:09throw stones at the night. Some of these, as big as a man's
- 1:28:14fist, flew close about his ears, some fell upon his shield, and
- 1:28:18others belabored the back end sides of unhappy Rosinante. But paying no attention to
- 1:28:25this shower of missiles, don Quixote rode unafraid, shouting as though in the
- 1:28:30thick of battle, and seeking everywhere for some worthy foe. Where art thou,
- 1:28:35alifanfaron? He cried again, But just at that moment a stone struck
- 1:28:41him in the side with such force as almost to break his ribs. He
- 1:28:45reeled in his saddle. He felt sure that he was killed, or at
- 1:28:49least badly wounded. But he remembered the bottle of healing balsam, which the
- 1:28:55innkeeper had advised him to carry, and he felt in his pocket for it.
- 1:29:00He was about to put the bottle to his lips when bang, another
- 1:29:04stone came whizzing through the air. It broke the bottle, It maimed his
- 1:29:10hand. It struck him fairly on the mouth. Such a blow was too
- 1:29:14much for the valiant Knight to withstand. He fell from his horse and lay
- 1:29:18upon the ground as though dead. The shepherds got their flocks together and hurried
- 1:29:24away with all speed. They feared that they had killed the Knight, and
- 1:29:28that greater trouble would follow. Throughout the strange conflict, Sancho sat on his
- 1:29:34dappled donkey at the top of the hill. He felt ashamed and alarmed at
- 1:29:39sight of his master's mad doings. He groaned and tore his beard in vexation
- 1:29:44and dismay. But when he saw the Knight knocked from his steed and stretched
- 1:29:48upon the ground, he hastened to his aid. Ah Master, He cried,
- 1:29:54this comes of not taking my advice. Did I not tell you that
- 1:29:58it was a flock of sheep and no army. Don Quixote groaned and sat
- 1:30:02up, Friend Sancho, He said, it is an easy matter for enchanters
- 1:30:08to change the shapes of things as they please. At the very moment that
- 1:30:13my victory was complete, my old enemy changed the routed army into a flock
- 1:30:18of sheep. It was all done to rob me of the glory that belonged
- 1:30:23to me. Well, I saw nothing but sheep from the first, said
- 1:30:27Sancho. Don Quixote, with much ado, arose and stood on his feet.
- 1:30:32He opened his mouth and felt of the teeth that had been loosened by
- 1:30:36that last cruel blow. Friend Sancho, learn of me, he said.
- 1:30:43All these storms are only the signs of calmer days. Better success will soon
- 1:30:48follow. Neither good luck nor bad luck will last always at any rate,
- 1:30:54interrupted Sancho, Many words will not fill a bushel. I think you would
- 1:30:59make a better preacher, then, Knight errant. Knights errant, answered don
- 1:31:03Quixote. Ought to know everything. Some of them have been as good preachers
- 1:31:09as any who preach in the churches. Very well, said Sancho. You
- 1:31:14may have it as you will, but let us leave this unlucky place,
- 1:31:17and seek lodgings where we may rest and have a bite of wholesome food.
- 1:31:21He helped his master to climb again upon the back of gentle Rosinante, and
- 1:31:28then he remounted his dappled donkey, My trusty, Sancho, go thy own
- 1:31:32pace, said don Quixote, I will follow thee. Sancho obeyed and led
- 1:31:39the way, keeping to the road which passed over the hills. Don Quixote
- 1:31:44followed him, riding slowly and gently, for he had been so bruised and
- 1:31:48wounded in his encounter with the shepherds that every movement of his steed gave him
- 1:31:54pain. End of chapter ten, chapter the Adventure with the Barber. Days
- 1:32:02passed, and still don Quixote rode bare headed, for as yet he had
- 1:32:08found no means whereby to win for himself a new helmet. Every day,
- 1:32:12however, had its adventures, and every turn of the road seemed to lead
- 1:32:15the knight and his squire into new fields of action. One morning, as
- 1:32:19they were riding along a highway from a small village to a larger one,
- 1:32:24they saw a horseman coming slowly towards them. See there, cried Don Quixote,
- 1:32:30now I shall have an adventure that will redound to my glory. Why
- 1:32:34do you think so, asked Sancho. Do you not see that horseman,
- 1:32:39asked Don Quixote, he wears something on his head that glitters like gold.
- 1:32:43If I mistake not, he is a knight, and it is Mambrino's helmet
- 1:32:46that he wears. Mambrino's helmet. Master, what about Mambrino's helmet? Thou
- 1:32:54knowest my vow, Sancho, was the answer. Tomorrow, I shall eat
- 1:32:58bread on a table cloth, for that knight who is riding toward us on
- 1:33:02his prancing steed, has a helmet of gold on his head. I don't
- 1:33:06see any knight, said Sancho. I see only a common man riding a
- 1:33:12great donkey, much like my own. There is something bright on the top
- 1:33:15of his head, but all is not gold that glitters. I tell thee
- 1:33:20it is Mombrino's helmet, and it is gold, cried Don Quixote, growing
- 1:33:26angry. Now the truth of the matter is this. The smaller of the
- 1:33:30two villages I have mentioned had no barber. The people therefore were obliged to
- 1:33:34depend on the barber of the larger village, who rode over whenever he was
- 1:33:40wanted. Sometimes he was called upon to trim the men's beards, sometimes to
- 1:33:45dress the lady's hair. But he was oftenest required to bleed some person who
- 1:33:49was not feeling well, For in those times it was the custom when anyone
- 1:33:55was sick, to open one of his veins and let the bad blood run.
- 1:34:00This was thought to be the best medicine and a cure for all sorts
- 1:34:03of ailments. To do this blood letting was indeed the main business of a
- 1:34:08barber. His sign was a pole with red stripes running spirally around it.
- 1:34:15These red stripes represented the bloody bandage which was used to bind up the wound.
- 1:34:20The same sign is used by barbers even now. But good barbers never
- 1:34:25bleed their customers. In those olden times, the barber always had a brass
- 1:34:30basin in which to catch the blood as it flowed from the patient's arm.
- 1:34:34This basin was kept very bright and clean, for it was a necessary thing
- 1:34:39in every barber's shop and often used. And now let us go back to
- 1:34:44our story. The night on his prancing steed was nobody but the barber of
- 1:34:49the bigger village, riding on his gray donkey to visit his patients in the
- 1:34:54smaller village. The morning was cloudy, and rain might begin to fall at
- 1:34:59any minute. The barber had a new hat, which the rain would spoil.
- 1:35:03To guard against this misfortune, he clapped his brass basin upside down upon
- 1:35:09his head. It covered hat and all, and was proof against the rain.
- 1:35:14Don Quixote, as we know, wanted a helmet. He had read
- 1:35:17so much about Mambrino's helmet that he could think of nothing else. His mind,
- 1:35:23having dwelt so long upon this subject, could turn anything he chose into
- 1:35:29a golden helmet. Some people in our own times can do as much.
- 1:35:33As the barber came nearer, the knight raised his lance, which you will
- 1:35:38remember was only the branch of a tree. He braced himself in his stirrups
- 1:35:43and made ready for a charge. Then he shouted, wretch, defend thyself,
- 1:35:47or at once surrender that which is justly mine. And without further parley,
- 1:35:54he rushed upon the barber as fast as Rosinante, with his blundering feet,
- 1:35:59could carer him. The barber saw him coming and had just time enough
- 1:36:02to throw himself from his donkey and take to his heels. He leaped the
- 1:36:08hedge at the side of the road and ran across the fields with the swiftness
- 1:36:13of a deer. But the brass basin, having slipped from his head,
- 1:36:16was left lying in the dust. Don Quixote checked his steed. Here Sancho,
- 1:36:23he cried, here is my helmet. Come and pick it up.
- 1:36:27Upon my word, that is a fine basin, said Sancho, as he
- 1:36:30stooped and handed it to his master. Don Quixote, with great delight,
- 1:36:35clapped it on his head. He turned it this way and that, and
- 1:36:40tilted it backward and forward. It is pretty large, he said. The
- 1:36:45head for which it was made must have been a big one. The worst
- 1:36:48is that it has no visor, and half of one side is lacking.
- 1:36:54Sancho could not help smiling. What is the fool grinning at now, cried
- 1:36:58his master angrily. Oh nothing, answered Sancho. I was only thinking what
- 1:37:03a big jolt head it must have been to wear a helmet so much like
- 1:37:06a barber's basin. Well, it does look like a barber's basin, said
- 1:37:12Don Quixote, but that is because some enchanter has changed its form. When
- 1:37:16we come to a town where there is an armorer. I will have it
- 1:37:20made over into its proper shape, for there is no doubt that it is
- 1:37:25really the helmet of the famous Mambrino. He turned it about on his head
- 1:37:30and pulled it well down over his ears. I'll wear it as it is,
- 1:37:33he said. It is better than nothing there is that knight's dappled steed,
- 1:37:39said Sancho, pointing to the barber's gray donkey, which was nibbling grass
- 1:37:43by the road side. I have a good mind to exchange my own faithful
- 1:37:46beast for him. Well, exchange is no robbery, answered don Quixote.
- 1:37:51We do not plunder those whom we meet, for that would be unbecoming to
- 1:37:56a knight. The dappled steed is no doubt very dear to its master,
- 1:38:00and therefore should be spared to him. But I give thee leave Sancho to
- 1:38:04exchange saddles. You are a wise master, said Sancho, and without another
- 1:38:11word, he made his own poor donkey look three times better by dressing him
- 1:38:15in the barber's saddle. Then, well satisfied with themselves and their plunder,
- 1:38:20the knight and the squire renewed their journey. End of chapter eleven, Chapter
- 1:38:29twelve, the adventure with the prisoners. Day after day, the two travelers
- 1:38:35jogged slowly along, rambling hither and thither wherever their fancy chose to wander.
- 1:38:43At length they came into the rugged highway which leans through the Black mountains,
- 1:38:47or as they are called in Spain, the Sierra Morena. Now we shall
- 1:38:54have our fill of adventures, said Don Quixote. It was to me even
- 1:38:59so, for at the top of this first hill they saw twelve strange men
- 1:39:04trudging along the highway and slowly approaching them. The men were all in a
- 1:39:10row, one behind another, like beams on a string, for they were
- 1:39:15linked to a long chain by means of iron collars around their necks. In
- 1:39:20front of this procession rode two horsemen with guns, and the rear was brought
- 1:39:26up by two foot guards with swords and clubs. See their master, said
- 1:39:32Sancho. See those poor fellows who are being taken away to serve the king
- 1:39:38in the galleys. Why are they being treated in that ugly fashion, asked
- 1:39:43Don Quixote, raining in his steed. Well, they are rogues, was
- 1:39:47the answer. They have broken the law and been caught at it. They
- 1:39:51are now on their way to the King's galleys to be punished. If that
- 1:39:56is the case, said don Quixote, they I shall have my help,
- 1:40:00for I am sworn to hinder violence and oppression. But these wicked wretches are
- 1:40:05not oppressed, said Sancho. They are only getting what they deserve. Don
- 1:40:12Quixote was not satisfied at any rate. They are in trouble, he answered.
- 1:40:17Soon the chain of prisoners had come up. Pray, sir, said
- 1:40:23don Quixote to one of the mountain men, who is captain of the guards.
- 1:40:28Why are these men being led along in that manner? They are criminals,
- 1:40:32answered the captain. They have been condemned to serve the king in his
- 1:40:36valleys. I have no more to say to you. Well, I should
- 1:40:41like to know what each one has done, said don Quixote. I can't
- 1:40:45talk with you, said the captain, But while they rest heer at the
- 1:40:49top of the hill, you may ask the rogues themselves if you wish.
- 1:40:54They are so honest and truthful that they will not be ashamed to tell you.
- 1:40:59Don Quixote was much pleased. He rode up to the chain and began
- 1:41:03to question the men. Why were you condemned to the galleys, My good
- 1:41:09fellow, he asked of the leader. Oh, only for being in love?
- 1:41:14Was the careless answer, indeed, cried don Quixote. If all of
- 1:41:19you who are in love must be sent to the galleys, what will become
- 1:41:24of us? True enough, said the prisoner. But my love was not
- 1:41:29of the common kind. I was so in love with the basket of clothes
- 1:41:33that I took it at my arms and carried it home. I was accused
- 1:41:38of stealing it, And here I am. Don Quixote then turned to another.
- 1:41:44And what have you done, my honest man, he asked, Why
- 1:41:47are you in this sad case? I will tell you, answered the man.
- 1:41:54I am here for the lack of two gold pieces to pay an honest
- 1:41:57debt. Well, well, that is too bad, said the knight.
- 1:42:02I will give you four gold pieces and set you free. Thank you,
- 1:42:08sir, said the prisoner. But you might as well give money to a
- 1:42:12starving man at sea, where there is nothing to buy. If I had
- 1:42:15had the gold pieces before my trial, I might now be in a different
- 1:42:20place. Thus don Quixote went from one prisoner to another, asking each to
- 1:42:27tell his history. The last man in the chain was a clever, well
- 1:42:30built fellow about thirty years old. He's squinted with one eye and had a
- 1:42:36wickeder look than any of the others. Don Quixote noticed that this man was
- 1:42:42strangely loaded with irons. He had two collars around his neck, and his
- 1:42:46wrists were so fastened to an iron bar that he could not lift his hands
- 1:42:50to his mouth. The knight turned to one of the foot guards. Why
- 1:42:56is this man so hampered with irons, he asked, Because he is the
- 1:43:00worst of the lot, was the answer. He is so bold and cunning
- 1:43:05that no jail nor fetters will hold him. You see how heavily ironed he
- 1:43:11is, and yet we are never sure that we have him. But what
- 1:43:15has he done? Asked don Quixote. Done, said the guard. What
- 1:43:20has he not done? Why? Sir? He is the famous thief and
- 1:43:25robber Gennes de Passimante. Then the prisoner himself spoke up quickly, Sir,
- 1:43:31if you've anything to give us, give it quickly and write on. I
- 1:43:35won't answer any of your questions, my friend, said don Quixote, you
- 1:43:42appear to be a man of consequence, and I should like to know your
- 1:43:45history. It is all written down in black and white, answered Genes.
- 1:43:50You may buy it and read it. He tells you the truth, said
- 1:43:55the guard. He has written this whole history in a book. What is
- 1:44:00the title of the book, asked don Quixote. I must have it.
- 1:44:04It is called the Life of Gene Dee Pasimonte, and every word of it
- 1:44:10is true, answered the prisoner. There is no fanciful tale that compares with
- 1:44:15it. For tricks and adventures, you are an extraordinary man, said Don
- 1:44:21Quixote. By this time the guards had given the command, and the human
- 1:44:27chain was again toiling along slowly along over the hill. But don Quixote was
- 1:44:32not yet satisfied. He followed making a long speech, first to the prisoners
- 1:44:40and then to the guards. At length, he raised himself up in his
- 1:44:43stirrups and cried out, gentlemen of the Guard, I am the renowned don
- 1:44:48Quixote, Gila Mancha. I command you to release these poor men. If
- 1:44:55you refuse, then know that this lance, this sword, and this invincible
- 1:45:00arm will force you to yield. That's a good joke, said the captain
- 1:45:05of the guard. Now set your mason right on top of your empty head
- 1:45:10and go about your business. Don't meddle any more with us, for those
- 1:45:15who play with cats are likely to be scratched. This made don Quixote very
- 1:45:19angry. You are a cat and a rat and a cotward to boot,
- 1:45:26he cried. Had he charged upon him so suddenly and so furiously that the
- 1:45:31captain had no time to defend himself, but was tumbled headlong and helpless into
- 1:45:36the mud. The other guards hurried to the rescue. They attacked don Quixote
- 1:45:43with their swords and clubs, and he, wheeling rose aenanting around, defended
- 1:45:47himself with his heavy lance. He would have fared very badly had not the
- 1:45:53prisoners made a hurry burly and begun to break their chain. Seeing the confusion
- 1:46:00and wishing to give aid to his master, Sancho leaped from his donkey,
- 1:46:04and, running up to Genie Dee Pasamante, began to unfasten his irons.
- 1:46:10The conflict which now followed was dreadful. The guards had enough to do to
- 1:46:15defend themselves from the wild thrusts of don Quixote's lance, they seemed to lose
- 1:46:19their senses, so great was the uproar. The prisoners soon freed themselves from
- 1:46:25their irons and were masters of the field, the guards were routed. They
- 1:46:30fled with all speed down the highway, followed by a shower of stones from
- 1:46:34the prisoners. It was a mile to the nearest village, and thither they
- 1:46:40hastened for help. Sancho Panza remounted his donkey and drew up to his master's
- 1:46:45side. Hearken, He whispered, the king's officers will stoon me after us.
- 1:46:51Let us hurry into the forest and hide ourselves. Hush, said don
- 1:46:56Quixote, impatiently. I know what I have to do. Then he called
- 1:47:00the prisoners around him and made a little speech. Gentlemen, you understand when
- 1:47:06a great service I have rendered you. For this, I desire no recompense.
- 1:47:13But I shall require each of you to go straightway to the city of
- 1:47:16Toboso and present himself before that fairest of all ladies, the matchless Lady Dulcinea,
- 1:47:25give her an exact account of this famous achievement, and receive her permission
- 1:47:30to seek your various fortunes in such ways and places as you most desire.
- 1:47:35The prisoner s grinned insolently, and geniees die passimonte made answer, most noble
- 1:47:43deliverers, that which you require of us is impossible. We must part right
- 1:47:48quickly. Some of us must spok one way some another. We must lie
- 1:47:55hidden in holes and among rocks. The man hounds will soon be on our
- 1:48:00tracks. And we dare not show ourselves as to going to Toboso to see
- 1:48:04that lady Dulcinea. That's all nonsense. These words put don Quixote into a
- 1:48:12great rage. He shook his lance at the robber and cried out, Now,
- 1:48:16you, sir Genes, or whatever your name may be, hear me,
- 1:48:20you yourself shall go along to Toboso like a dog with a scalded tail.
- 1:48:28You shall go with the whole chain wrapped around your shoulders, and shall
- 1:48:31deliver the message as I have commanded. Jeanne smiled at this bold threat and
- 1:48:38made no answer. But his companions, with one accord, fell upon the
- 1:48:42knight, dragged him from his steed, and threw him upon the ground.
- 1:48:46They stripped him of his coat, and even robbed him of his long black
- 1:48:50stockings. One of them scratched the basin from his head and knocked it against
- 1:48:55the rock until it was stented and scarred most shamefully. And one broke his
- 1:49:00long lance in two and threw it into a thicket of thorns. As for
- 1:49:05Sancho, he fared but little better. They took his coat, but left
- 1:49:10him his vest. They would have taken his shoes, had they been worth
- 1:49:14the trouble. Having thus amused themselves for a few hasty minutes, the rascals
- 1:49:19departed. They scattered in different directions, each one to ships for himself.
- 1:49:26They were much more anxious to escape the officers of the law than to present
- 1:49:30themselves before the Lady Dulcinea dal Tebozo. Thus the dappled Donkey, Rosenante,
- 1:49:39Sancho, Panza, and Don Quixote were left the sole masters of the field.
- 1:49:45But they were sorry masters, every one of them. Friends. Sancho,
- 1:49:50said don Quixote, rising from the muddy road, there is a proverb
- 1:49:56which I desire thee to remember. It is this one might as well throw
- 1:50:00water into the sea as do a kindness to clowns. He sought in the
- 1:50:06thicket for its broken lance, and having recovered the half of it, he
- 1:50:12made shift to climb upon Rosenante's back. The day was far gone, and
- 1:50:17he rode silently and thoughtfully onward into the heart of the black mountains and Sancho
- 1:50:24Panza on his stample donkey followed him. End of Chapter twelve. Chapter thirteen.
- 1:50:32In the Black Mountains, the darkness of night found our two travelers in
- 1:50:36the midst of the mountains, and far from any friendly inn. The sky
- 1:50:42was clear, however, and above the tree tops the round full moon was
- 1:50:46shining brightly. Both Night and Squire were weary from long traveling, and soar
- 1:50:53from the beating which they had received from the ungrateful thieves. Here we are
- 1:50:59at length, Crite'sancho pulling up his donkey by the side of a huge rock.
- 1:51:02Here we are, master, This is a pleasant sheltered place. Let
- 1:51:08us tarry here till morning. Truly, I am willing, said don Quixote.
- 1:51:13Both men were so tired that they were loath to get down from their
- 1:51:16steeds. They sat quietly in their saddles, thinking, thinking, and soon
- 1:51:23both were fast asleep. Don Quixote sat upright, bracing himself with the remnant
- 1:51:29of his oaken lance, which he had rescued from the thicket. Sancho doubled
- 1:51:33himself over upon the pommel of his saddle and snored as peacefully as though he
- 1:51:39were on a feather bed, as for Rosinante and patient Dapple. They were
- 1:51:45no less weary than their masters. They stood motionless in their places, and
- 1:51:49nothing short of a goad could have caused them to stir. It chanced about
- 1:51:54midnight that the thief Guiines di Pasamonte came to this very spot, seeking the
- 1:52:00best way to escape from the forest. As he was passing by the great
- 1:52:03Rock, he was astonished to see the two beasts and their riders resting quietly
- 1:52:09in its shadow. He crept up to them very gently, not wishing to
- 1:52:13disturb their slumbers. Ha he whispered to himself, how soundly they sleep.
- 1:52:19These two foolish fellows ride safely along the public road and are afraid of nothing.
- 1:52:25But I, with all my smartness, am obliged to skulk through the
- 1:52:29woods and tire myself to death with much walking. I wish I had one
- 1:52:33of these steeds. He walked around Rosinante and gently felt his ribs and stroked
- 1:52:40his long head. He's only a frame of bones, he said, and
- 1:52:45there's no telling how soon he may fall to pieces. I might manage to
- 1:52:48ride him, but at the end of the road I could neither sell him
- 1:52:53nor give him away. Then he went softly up to the dappled donkey and
- 1:52:57examined him from his nose to his hoofs. This beast could carry me,
- 1:53:01I know, and I could sell him for a dollar or two anywhere.
- 1:53:04But how shall I get him? He leaned against the rock and thought the
- 1:53:09matter over, while Sancho Panza made the woods resound with his snoring. It
- 1:53:14would be easy enough to tumble him off and take his steed by main force,
- 1:53:18said Guines, still talking to himself. But the poor fellow did me
- 1:53:23a good turn to day, and I don't like to disturb his slumbers.
- 1:53:27Presently, he took his jackknife from his pocket and went stealthily into a grove
- 1:53:31of small trees by the road side. There, having found some slender saplings,
- 1:53:38he cut four strong poles, as large as his wrist and as long
- 1:53:42as his body. With these in hands, he returned to the donkey and
- 1:53:46slyly unbuckled the girths of the saddle. Sancho Panza, with his feet firmly
- 1:53:53in the stirrups and his short body doubled snugly upon the pommel, was not
- 1:53:57at all disturbed. He snored so loudly that no other sound could possibly be
- 1:54:01heard. The cunning Guines smiled at his own ingenuity. He placed one end
- 1:54:08of each of his four poles under a corner of the saddle, the other
- 1:54:13resting firmly upon the ground. Then he carefully and very gradually moved the bottom
- 1:54:18ends closer and closer to the donkey's feet. This, of course, raised
- 1:54:23the saddle some inches above the animal's back. While Sancho still slept the sleep
- 1:54:28of the weary, Guinus tried each pole to see that it stood like a
- 1:54:32brace, strong and secure. Then he led the donkey out from under,
- 1:54:39leaving the saddle and Sancho high up in the air. It was a funny
- 1:54:43sight there in the still light of the moon, and Guines di Pacemonte looked
- 1:54:47back and laughed. He then threw himself upon the donkey's bare back and rode
- 1:54:53joyfully away. Sancho Panza slept and snored and stirred not an inch. The
- 1:55:00of the night passed silently by, and the moon and stars journeyed slowly down
- 1:55:04the western sky. At length, the day dawned and the sunlight began to
- 1:55:10peep through the trees. Sancho was at most times an early riser, with
- 1:55:15the coming of the morning, he stopped snoring. Then he slowly opened his
- 1:55:19eyes, raised his arms, and yawned. The motion of his body caused
- 1:55:24the supporting poles to twist around and give way. The saddle suddenly turned beneath
- 1:55:29him, and he fell, sprawling to the ground. The sudden noise awoke
- 1:55:32don Quixote. Where is thy donkey, friend, Sancho, he asked,
- 1:55:36looking around quickly, you may well ask where is my donkey? Answered the
- 1:55:41squire, rising from the ground and rubbing his eyes. My donkey's gone.
- 1:55:45Some thief has led him away in the night and left me nothing but four
- 1:55:49sticks and the saddle, which I got in exchange from the barber thief.
- 1:55:54Indeed, said Don Quixote, it was no thief. Those same wicket enchanters
- 1:55:59have done it. They have changed the poor beast into four sticks. And
- 1:56:03now you will have to walk until we learn how to remove the enchantment and
- 1:56:08change the sticks back to a donkey. Sancho Panza was sorely distressed. He
- 1:56:14looked at the saddle, and at the sticks, and then at the tracks
- 1:56:17which the donkey had left in the dust of the road. Tears came to
- 1:56:21his eyes, and he broke out into the saddest and most pitiful lamentation that
- 1:56:27ever was heard. Oh my dapple, my donkey, Oh dear one born
- 1:56:32and bred under my own roof, thou wert, the playfellow of my children,
- 1:56:38the comfort of my wife, the envy of my neighbors, thou wert,
- 1:56:42the easer of my burdens, the staff and stay of my life.
- 1:56:46And now thou art gone, thou art gone, Oh my dapple, my
- 1:56:51donkey, How can I live without thee? Don Quixote's kind heart was touched.
- 1:56:58Never mind, dear Soncho, he said, dry thy tears, I
- 1:57:01have five donkeys at home, and I will give thee an order on my
- 1:57:05niece for three of them. I will write it with the first pen and
- 1:57:10ink we encounter. This generous offer turned Sancho's grief into joy. It dried
- 1:57:15his tears, it hushed his cries, It changed his moans to smiles and
- 1:57:21thanks. You are always a good master, he said, And I would
- 1:57:26rather meet with that pen and ink than with any number of knights. Then
- 1:57:31Knight and Squire sat down together on the ground and munched some bits of dry
- 1:57:35bread, merely to say they had breakfasted, and after Rosinante had eaten his
- 1:57:41fill of the sweet grass by the road side. They resumed their journey through
- 1:57:45the mountains. Don Quixote rode in advance, and Sancho followed slowly, with
- 1:57:50the donkey's saddle astride of his shoulders. End of Chapter thirteen, Chapter fourteen,
- 1:58:00the Message to Dulcinea. One day, as Don Quixote with his squire,
- 1:58:05was strolling aimlessly through the roughest and wildest part of the mountains, he
- 1:58:11became suddenly very silent. Friend, Sancho, he said, as you value
- 1:58:18your life, I bid you not to speak a word to me until I
- 1:58:23give you leave. His mind was filled with clear, unreasoning fancies, and
- 1:58:29he seemed to be pondering upon some new and weighty subject. So all the
- 1:58:33day they toiled wearily and slowly along, and neither spoke to the other.
- 1:58:40Sancho Panza was very tired. He was almost ready to burst for want of
- 1:58:45a little chat. Still, with the saddle on his shoulders, he trudged
- 1:58:49silently at the heels of Rosonante and kept his thoughts to himself. At length,
- 1:58:56however, he could bear it no longer. He quickened his pace till
- 1:59:00he came alongside of his master. Then he laid his hand on don Quixote's
- 1:59:05knee and spoke, good sir, give me your blessing, and let me
- 1:59:11go home to my wife and children. There I may talk till I am
- 1:59:15weary, and nobody can hinder me. I tell you this, tramping over
- 1:59:18hills and dales by night and by day without opening my lips is killing me.
- 1:59:25I cannot endure it, friends, Sancho, I understand thee, answered
- 1:59:30don Quixote, and I give thee leave to use my tongue freely. So
- 1:59:35long as we are alone together on this mountain road. Then let us make
- 1:59:40hay while the sun shines, cried Sancho. I will talk while I can,
- 1:59:45for who knows what I may do afterward. Every man for himself and
- 1:59:49God for us, all, say I little said. As soon ast mended.
- 1:59:55There is no padlocking of men's mouths, for a closed mouth catches no
- 1:59:59fly pray. Have done with your proverbs, said don Quixote. Sternly.
- 2:00:05Listen to me, and I will unfold a plan which I have formed for
- 2:00:10my future course and for yours also, dear Sancho. Then he explained to
- 2:00:15the squire that it was his intention to send him forthwith to Toboso to carry
- 2:00:20a letter to the lady Dulcinea. I desire that you shall start within three
- 2:00:26days, he said, And as you are very poor at walking, you
- 2:00:30may have the use of Rosinante, who will carry you with great safety and
- 2:00:34speed. Very well, master, said Sancho. But what will you do
- 2:00:41while I am gone? Do? Do you ask? What I will do?
- 2:00:45Answered the knight. Why I have a mind to imitate that famous knight
- 2:00:49Orlando. I mean to go mad, just as he did. I will
- 2:00:55throw away my armor, tear my clothes, pull up trees by the roots,
- 2:01:00knock my head against the rocks, and do a thousand other things of
- 2:01:02that kind. You must wait and see me in some of my performances,
- 2:01:08Sancho, And then you must tell the lady Dulcinea what you have beheld with
- 2:01:12your own eyes. Oh, you need not go to any trouble about it,
- 2:01:16said Sancho, for I will tell the lady just the same. I
- 2:01:20will tell her of your thousand mad tricks and bring you back her answer all
- 2:01:25full of sweet words. As for those tricks, as you call them,
- 2:01:30said Don Quixote, I mean to perform them seriously and solemnly, for a
- 2:01:35knight must tell no lies. But I will write the letter immediately, and
- 2:01:41you shall set out on your journey tomorrow at sunrise. And please, sir,
- 2:01:46said Sancho, do not forget to write that order to your niece for
- 2:01:50those three donkeys which you promised me. They stopped in the midst of the
- 2:01:55green thicket of Underwood's, and there after much ado the letter was written,
- 2:02:00and also the order for the donkeys. These were scrawled with a bit of
- 2:02:04charcoal in a little notebook which Don Quixote happened to find in his pocket.
- 2:02:11They are not very plainly written, Sancho, he said, but in the
- 2:02:15first village to which you come, it will be easy to have the schoolmaster
- 2:02:19talking them neatly for you. Sancho took the notebook and put it carefully in
- 2:02:25his waistcoat pocket. Now I am even wild to be gone, he said,
- 2:02:30I will mount Rosinante and be off at once, For a bearer of
- 2:02:35messages should never delay at his starting. Give me your blessing, dear master,
- 2:02:41and I will not wait to see any of your tricks. Nay,
- 2:02:45said don Quixote. Wait a little while, for you should see me practice
- 2:02:48twenty or thirty mad gambles such as knocking my head against rocks and the like.
- 2:02:55I can finish them at half an hour. Say not so, answered
- 2:02:59Sancho. It would grieve me to the heart to see you plain the mad
- 2:03:02man. I would cry my eyes out, and I have already beloved too
- 2:03:06much since I lost my poor donkey. But I will tell the lady Dulcinea
- 2:03:12about your tricks, just the same as though I had seen you do them.
- 2:03:16Then I will give thee my blessing and let thee go, said Don
- 2:03:20Quixote. But tell me, good master, said Sancho, what will you
- 2:03:26do for food when I am gone? Will you rob travelers on the highway
- 2:03:30and steal your dinner from the shepherds hereabout? Don't worry about that, Sancho
- 2:03:35said his master. I shall feed on the herbs and fruits of the forest
- 2:03:41and want nothing more, for it is the duty of a mad knight to
- 2:03:45have starved himself. But you shall find me in good condition when you return.
- 2:03:50But now comes another thing into my head, said Sancho. How shall
- 2:03:55I know this out of the way place when I come back? How shall
- 2:03:59I find you again in this wilderness strew a few green branches in the path.
- 2:04:04Sancho strew them as you ride along till you reach the main highway.
- 2:04:11This will serve as a clue to show you the way hither. If by
- 2:04:15chance you should forget the turning place, I will go about it at once,
- 2:04:19said Sancho. So he went among the trees and cut a bundle of
- 2:04:24green boughs. Then he came and asked his master's blessing, and after both
- 2:04:29had wept many tears, he mounted Rosinante. Be good to the noble steeds,
- 2:04:34Sancho said, don Quixote, remember to be as kind to him as
- 2:04:40you have been to his master. Indeed, I will not forget, said
- 2:04:44Sancho, and he rode away, stirring the boughs as he went. Don
- 2:04:48Quixote watched him until a turn of the road hid her from sight. Then
- 2:04:53he wandered into the wildest part of the woods, and was really as mad
- 2:04:58as the maddest knight he had ever run about. End of Chapter fourteen.
- 2:05:04Chapter fifteen Sancho Panza on the road. The next day, as Sancho Panza
- 2:05:12was plodding slowly along the highway, he came to a little inn. He
- 2:05:15knew the place quite well, for he and his master had lodged there not
- 2:05:19a month before. It was dinner time, and the odors of the kitchen
- 2:05:23filled the air. Sancho's mouth watered at the thought of a bit of hot
- 2:05:28roast beef, for he had tasted nothing but cold victuals for many days.
- 2:05:32He rode up to the gate and stopped. He had had some trouble with
- 2:05:36the servants on his former visit to this inn, and therefore he had some
- 2:05:41misgivings about the reception that might now be given him. So he sat still
- 2:05:45outside the gate and enjoyed the savory smells which came to him through open windows.
- 2:05:51Presently, two men came out, and when they saw him at the
- 2:05:55gate, they paused. Then one said to the other, look there,
- 2:05:59master doctor ter, isn't that Sancho Panza. Most truly, it is,
- 2:06:02said the other. And more than that, he rides don Quixote's horse.
- 2:06:08Now, these two men were the curate and the barber of don Quixote's own
- 2:06:12village. They were the men who had passed sentence on his books, and
- 2:06:15they knew more than any one else about the poor man's malady. They were
- 2:06:20now going through the country in search of him, for they wished to persuade
- 2:06:24him to return to the care of his family and friends. They spoke to
- 2:06:28Sancho, and he was not a little surprised to meet them in that out
- 2:06:31of the way place. Where is your master, Sancho, Where is Don
- 2:06:35Quixote, they asked. My master is engaged with some important business of his
- 2:06:41own, answered Sancho quite stiffly. But where is he? Said the curate
- 2:06:45that I dare not tell you, said Sancho. Now, Sancho Panza,
- 2:06:49cried the barber. Don't try to put us off with any flim flam's story.
- 2:06:55If you don't tell us where he is, we shall believe you have
- 2:06:58murdered him and stolen his horse. So out with it. Tell us the
- 2:07:02truth, or we'll have you laid by the heels and punished as you deserve.
- 2:07:06Oh, come now, neighbors, said Sancho, Why should you threaten
- 2:07:11me. I don't know where my master is at this particular moment, but
- 2:07:14I left him in Yonder Mountain, knocking his head against the trees, tearing
- 2:07:18up rocks, and doing a thousand queer things which I need not mention.
- 2:07:23Then He told the whole story as I have told it to you, adding
- 2:07:27to it a great many fanciful touches of his own. And now he said,
- 2:07:31I am on my humble way to Toboso, where I mean to give
- 2:07:35my master's letter into the hands of the lady Dulcinea. Let us see the
- 2:07:42letter, said the barber. Sancho put his hand into his pocket to get
- 2:07:45the note book. He fumbled a great while without finding it. He searched
- 2:07:50first in one pocket, then in another. He searched in his sleeve,
- 2:07:55in his bosom, in his hat. But had he searched until now,
- 2:08:00he would not have found it. It had slipped through a hole in his
- 2:08:03pocket and was lost in the dust of the highway. He turned pale,
- 2:08:07and his hands trembled. Then he began to rave and to stamp like a
- 2:08:11madman. He tore his beard. He beat himself with his fists. Why
- 2:08:18need you be so angry, Sancho asked the curate kindly, What is the
- 2:08:22matter? Matter enough, he answered, I deserve the worst beating in the
- 2:08:26world, for I have lost three donkeys, which were as good as three
- 2:08:31castles. How so asked the barber, were the donkeys in your pocket.
- 2:08:35Not exactly, answered Sancho, but I have lost a note book which contained
- 2:08:41not only the letter to Dulcinea, but an order on don Quixote's niece for
- 2:08:46three of his five donkeys. Then, with tears and sobs, the poor
- 2:08:50man told them how he had recently lost his own dapple, the joy of
- 2:08:54his household, the hope of his life. Cheer up, Sancho, said
- 2:08:58the curate. We are going to find your master, and I will see
- 2:09:03that he gives you another order written in due form on paper, will you
- 2:09:07indeed, said Sancho, brightening up. Well, then the loss is not
- 2:09:11so bad after all. As for Dulcinea's letter, I don't care a straw
- 2:09:15about that. I know it all by heart and will carry it to her
- 2:09:18by word of mouth. In other words, I will repeat it to her
- 2:09:22just as it was written, and I will repeat it to you if you
- 2:09:26wish. You speak like a wise man, said the curate. But what
- 2:09:30concerns us now is to find your master and persuade him to give up his
- 2:09:35mad pranks and projects. So come into the inn with us, and we'll
- 2:09:39talk it over while we eat dinner. You too, may go in,
- 2:09:43answered Sancho. But as for me, I feel best out here in the
- 2:09:46open air. However, you may send me a dish of hot victuals if
- 2:09:50you like, and I will eat while I am waiting, and you may
- 2:09:54tell the stable boy to bring rosanante an armful of fodder. So Sancho said
- 2:09:58U at the gate, while the curate and the barber went inside. Presently
- 2:10:03a dish of hot meat was sent out to him, and he feasted as
- 2:10:07he had not feasted for many a day. The hearty meal put him in
- 2:10:11fine, good humor, and as he thought over the words of the Curate
- 2:10:15and the barber, he made up his mind to return with them into the
- 2:10:18mountains. He was anxious to receive from Don Quixote a second order for the
- 2:10:24three donkeys. He had scarcely finished his meal when the curate and the barber
- 2:10:28came riding out from the inn yard, ready to begin the journey. No
- 2:10:33further time was wasted, and late that very afternoon they reached the place where
- 2:10:37Sancho had strewn the green branches in the road. It was right about here
- 2:10:41that I left him, he said, and sure enough they soon discovered the
- 2:10:46night sitting quietly upon a rock and gazing at the sky. He was pale
- 2:10:50and almost starved, and Sancho could hear him sighing dolefully and muttering the name
- 2:10:56of the lady Dulcinea. He need not stop here to tell of the manner
- 2:11:01in which don Quixote received his friends, who were so disguised that he did
- 2:11:05not know them, Nor shall I describe the ingenious trick by which they induced
- 2:11:11him to put on his armor again and ride out of the forest. At
- 2:11:15first all went well, for he was persuaded that he was going to the
- 2:11:18aid of a fair princess whom a tyrant had driven from her kingdom. Come
- 2:11:24on, he cried, as he mounted Rosinante. Let us all go together
- 2:11:28and avenge the wrongs of this unfortunate lady. They set out, the curate
- 2:11:33and the barber, being disguised and unknown to their poor friend. Sancho was
- 2:11:39obliged to travel on foot again, while the rest rode gallantly along the highway
- 2:11:43on horseback. But his heart was light and free, and he kept thinking
- 2:11:48of the three donkeys and the glorious time when don Quixote would make him the
- 2:11:52governor of an island. The next day, when the party were well out
- 2:11:56of the mountains, they suddenly saw at a turn in the road a stranger
- 2:12:01riding slowly along at a little distance ahead. He was dressed like a gypsy
- 2:12:05and was mounted upon a small donkey, which he could not by any means
- 2:12:09urge out of a snail's pace. Sancho Panza's eyes opened very wide, for
- 2:12:15at the first glance he knew that the gypsy was none other than the thief
- 2:12:20Guiines de Pasamonte, and that the donkey was his own long lost dapple.
- 2:12:24The next moment he was running to overtake the pear, and although Guines tried
- 2:12:30hard to whip the donkey into a trot, Sancho was soon beside them.
- 2:12:33Ah, thou thief, He shouted, get off from the back of my
- 2:12:37dear beast, Away from my dapple, Away from my comfort, Take to
- 2:12:43thy heels and be gone. He had no need to use so many words,
- 2:12:46for Guines, seeing several men so close upon him, dismounted quickly and
- 2:12:52took to his heels. No doubt he thought that the king's officers were after
- 2:12:56him, for he bounded into the woods and was soon out of sight.
- 2:13:01And now Sancho's joy was too great to be described. He stroked the donkey
- 2:13:05with his hands. He kissed it again and again. He called it by
- 2:13:11every endearing name, My treasure, my darling, my dear dapple. Is
- 2:13:16it possible that I have thee again? How hast thou been since I saw
- 2:13:20thee last? He cried? As for the donkey, it was as silent
- 2:13:24as any donkey could be. It said not one word in answer to Sancho's
- 2:13:30questions, but allowed him to kiss its nose as often as he pleased.
- 2:13:33The rest of the company rejoiced at the squire's good fortune, and Don Quixote
- 2:13:39said, I am glad that you have found your beast, Sancho, but
- 2:13:41it shall make no difference with the order which you have on my niece.
- 2:13:46She is to give you the three donkeys just the same. I thank you,
- 2:13:50sir, said Sancho. You are always a kind master. End of
- 2:13:56chapter fifteen. Chapter sixteen the ox cart journey. They were still far from
- 2:14:03their home village, and Don Quixote's malady grew worse every day. He gave
- 2:14:09himself up to so many strange fancies that there was really no getting along with
- 2:14:13him at length. When he would ride no farther in the right direction.
- 2:14:18The curate and the barber were forced to find some other plan by which to
- 2:14:20carry him home. Luckily, one day, as they were stopping at an
- 2:14:24inn, a wagoner with his team of oxen came that way looking for something
- 2:14:30to do. He was willing to undertake almost anything, and so the curate
- 2:14:35soon made a bargain with him. With much labor and care, a sort
- 2:14:39of wooden cage was made which could be fastened firmly on the ox driver's wagon.
- 2:14:43It was fitted up very comfortably with a stool and a cushion, and
- 2:14:46it was so high and roomy that a man might sit or lie in it
- 2:14:50with ease. Don Quixote knew nothing about the plot which his friends were making
- 2:14:54against his liberty. While they were busy in the barnyard, he sat in
- 2:14:58the inn and talked to knights and knighthood to everyone who would listen. Late
- 2:15:03in the evening, as he lay quietly sleeping in his chamber, a number
- 2:15:07of strangely dressed men made their way softly to his door. They had masks
- 2:15:11on their faces, they wore long white robes, and their whole appearance was
- 2:15:16very frightful. Indeed, They were the curate and the barber, and the
- 2:15:20other guests of the inn. But they were so disguised that not even Sancho
- 2:15:24Panza could have guessed who they were. They opened the chamber door and stole
- 2:15:28in. Don Quixote awoke with us start. He looked round him in amazement,
- 2:15:35but not in fear. When he saw the white robed figures standing by
- 2:15:39his bedside, he sat up very quietly and said not a word. He
- 2:15:45felt sure that he was now in an enchanted castle, and that these figures
- 2:15:50were ghosts and hobgoblins which had been called up to frighten him. He knew
- 2:15:54that it was useless to fight with such creatures, for enchantment could be met
- 2:15:58only by enchant Therefore, he quietly gave himself up and made no resistance.
- 2:16:05The hobgoblins lifted him out of bed. They dressed him in his best clothes.
- 2:16:09Then they carried him out and put him in the wooden cage, which
- 2:16:13stood ready at the door. They shut him safely in and fastened the bars
- 2:16:18securely. The ox cart was waiting in the courtyard of the inn. The
- 2:16:22men lifted the cage upon it very gently and strapped it fast Then the wagoner
- 2:16:28cracked his whip, and the oxen began to move slowly and solemnly towards the
- 2:16:33great gate. Don Quixote was not altogether displeased. He spoke to the people
- 2:16:39who had come out in the dim moonlight to see him depart. In all
- 2:16:43my books I never read of a knight errant being drawn in a slow moving
- 2:16:48ox cart, He said. They used to be whisked along with marvelous speed
- 2:16:52on winged steeds and other quick going beasts. But this traveling in an ox
- 2:16:58cart is not so bad, and I don't object. Having said this,
- 2:17:01he became very quiet and did not speak again for a long time. It
- 2:17:07was an odd looking company that jogged along the road across the great Plain.
- 2:17:11The next day. The wagoner led the way with his oxen and his nightly
- 2:17:16prisoner on either side of him. Rode an officer whose acquaintance the Curate had
- 2:17:20made at the inn. Close behind the cart, followed Sancho, riding his
- 2:17:26stapple donkey and leading Rosinante. Lastly, the Curate and the barber, with
- 2:17:31veiled faces and riding astride of mighty mules, brought up the rear. Don
- 2:17:37Quixote sat most of the time leaning against the bars of the cage. He
- 2:17:43was free to move about or to lie down as he chose, but he
- 2:17:46sat silent and motionless, and seemed more like a lifeless statue than a living
- 2:17:50man. And thus they journeyed slowly over the long and seldom traveled road.
- 2:17:56As the day wore on, the heart of Sancho Panza was filled with pain
- 2:18:01because of his master's grievous plight. He could not bear to think of him
- 2:18:05thus caged like a wild beast, and hold from place to place against his
- 2:18:09will. So, while the guards were eating their noonday luncheon, he spent
- 2:18:15the hour in talking with Don Quixote. The night seemed more like himself,
- 2:18:20and he spoke very cheerfully with his squire, Good Sancho, he said,
- 2:18:24have courage. I assure you that we shall soon escape from the power of
- 2:18:30these wicked enchanters. Well, master, said Sancho, I'll tell you the
- 2:18:35plain truth about this enchantment. Who would you think now are those two fellows
- 2:18:39that ride behind with their faces covered? Why they are the enchanters, of
- 2:18:43course, answered Don Quixote. Enchanters, never, said Sancho. They are
- 2:18:48only the curate of our village and the barber. They are in a plot
- 2:18:52against you, for they fear that your brave deeds will make you more famous
- 2:18:56than they can ever be. There is no no enchantment at all in this
- 2:19:01business. It's only your senses turned topsy turvy, friend, Sancho answered,
- 2:19:07Don Quixote, I tell you it is enchantment, and the idea that those
- 2:19:11who guard us are my old friends, the curate and the barber, is
- 2:19:13a wicked delusion. The power of magic is great, and if these enchanters
- 2:19:20seem to be clothed in bodies like those of my friends, it proves only
- 2:19:24their skill and their wonderful ingenuity. At length, by the Curate's permission,
- 2:19:30Sancho opened the cage and helped his poor master to step out upon the ground.
- 2:19:35Come, sir, he said, I will set you free from this
- 2:19:37prison. See now whether you can get on your trusty Rosinante's back. The
- 2:19:43poor thing jogs on, as drooping and sorrowful as if he too were enchanted.
- 2:19:48I will do as you say, friend, Sancho, answered his master.
- 2:19:52But I give my word of honor to these gentlemen that I will make
- 2:19:56no effort to escape. I desire only to ride my stea as becomes a
- 2:20:00true knight, that is, if I find myself strong enough to do so.
- 2:20:05He walked feebly up to Rosinante and lovingly stroked his neck and back.
- 2:20:11Ah thou flower and glory of horse flesh, he said, I trust that
- 2:20:15we shall soon be ourselves again. But his strength had all left him.
- 2:20:20Even when he was lifted into the saddle, he was too feeble to sit
- 2:20:24there. A dizziness came over him, and he remembered with longing his quiet
- 2:20:28home and his loving neighbors and friends. Help me once more into the enchanted
- 2:20:33car, Friend, Sancho, he said, for I am not in a
- 2:20:37condition to press the back of Rosinante with all my heart, said Sancho,
- 2:20:41and let me advise you to go willingly back to our village. With these
- 2:20:46gentlemen at home, we may plan some other journey that will be more profitable
- 2:20:50and perhaps more pleasant than this has been. Your advice is good, answered
- 2:20:54the knight. But until this enchantment has been removed, I shall be inactive.
- 2:21:00The wagoner threw some new mown hay into the cage. Then they lifted
- 2:21:05the night gently and laid him upon this fragrant couch. They fastened no bars,
- 2:21:09but left the place open so that he would not feel like a prisoner.
- 2:21:13Then the wagoner cracked his whip, and the procession moved on as before,
- 2:21:18And thus they journeyed slowly along the seldom traveled road across the hills and
- 2:21:24the plain. It was about noon of the sixth day when they at length
- 2:21:28reached their home village. It was Sunday, and nearly all the people were
- 2:21:33on the street when the ox cart was seen trundling along with a cage upon
- 2:21:37it. It was at once surrounded by a crowd of men and boys.
- 2:21:41All wanted to know what kind of show beast it was that was being thus
- 2:21:46hauled through the village. What was their surprise, however, when they saw
- 2:21:48no beast at all, but only their honored neighbor and friend, the man
- 2:21:54whom they knew only by the name of mister Quihanna. He was lying on
- 2:21:58the hay and taking but little notice of anything round him. The village seemed
- 2:22:03strange to him, and the faces of his friends were unknown and unrecognized.
- 2:22:09While the villagers were gaping and wondering, a little boy suddenly left the crowd
- 2:22:13and ran by the shortest way to Don Quixote's dwelling. He rushed into the
- 2:22:18house and cried out to the niece and housekeeper that their uncle and master was
- 2:22:22coming home, and was almost at the door. And oh, he is
- 2:22:26so lean and pale, piped the boy, all out of breath, and
- 2:22:30he's on a bundle of hay and a big wagon, and the wagon is
- 2:22:33an ox cart, and you can soon see him for yourselves. The two
- 2:22:37women listened, and then it was piteous to hear their weeping. It's all
- 2:22:43on account of his reading those books, sobbed the niece. We ought to
- 2:22:46have made way with them long before, sighed the housekeeper. The ox cart,
- 2:22:52with its honored passenger and faithful guards, moved slowly down the street,
- 2:22:56while the odd villagers followed silently and with much wonder. Suddenly a woman rushed
- 2:23:03from one of the cottages and ran out to meet the procession. It was
- 2:23:07Huana, the wife of Sancho Panza. Welcome Sancho, she cried, how
- 2:23:11is the dear donkey. The donkey has come back in better health than his
- 2:23:16master, answered the squire. How thankful I am for that, said Juana.
- 2:23:22But what have you brought home? Have you brought me a new petticoat,
- 2:23:26or the children some shoes? In truth, sweet wife, said Sancho,
- 2:23:31I have brought none of those things. But the next time we ride
- 2:23:33out, I shall return right soon, and you will find me the governor
- 2:23:37of an island. I hope so with all my heart, answered the good
- 2:23:41wife. For surely we need it. But what do you mean by that
- 2:23:46word island? I never heard it before. I don't understand what sort of
- 2:23:50thing it is. All in good time, Juanna, said Sancho. Honey
- 2:23:56is not made for a donkey's mouth. But you shall see what sort of
- 2:23:58thing it is is. And let me tell you there is nothing so good
- 2:24:03for an honest man as to be the squire to a knight that is hunting
- 2:24:07adventures. Well, I'm glad you think so, she said. Oh I
- 2:24:11not only think, but I know it, said Sancho. It's rare sport
- 2:24:16to climb mountains, to scramble over rocks, to beat through the woods,
- 2:24:20to visit great castles, and to put up at inns without a penny to
- 2:24:24pay. By this time, the ox cart, with its company of guards
- 2:24:28and villagers, had reached the door of don Quixote's dwelling. The curate and
- 2:24:33the barber lifted the poor knight from his couch of hay and carried him tenderly
- 2:24:37into his own chamber. He was as helpless as a child, and neither
- 2:24:41spoke nor attempted to move. The housekeeper and the niece undressed him and put
- 2:24:48him in his ancient bed. He lay there, looking at them curiously and
- 2:24:52wondering who they were. Their faces seemed altogether strange to him. He could
- 2:24:58not imagine where he was. The Curate charged the niece to be very careful
- 2:25:03and tender of her uncle, and by all means, he said, be
- 2:25:07watchful lest he should try to ride out a third time in quest of adventures.
- 2:25:11One by one, the good man's neighbors and friends returned to their homes.
- 2:25:16Sancho Panza, with his donkey, sought his own dwelling, and Don
- 2:25:22Quixote once more reposed quietly beneath his own roof end of Chapter sixteen, Chapter
- 2:25:31seventeen, with friends and neighbors. For nearly a month, Don Quixote remained
- 2:25:35at home, seeing known at all but his niece and his housekeeper. The
- 2:25:39curate and the barber came daily to inquire who he was doing, but they
- 2:25:43kept carefully out of his sightlas they might hinder his recovery. At length,
- 2:25:46the niece told him that he was well and in his right mind. Would
- 2:25:50they not come in and see him? With much pleasure, answered the barber,
- 2:25:54and they were ushered in. They found the poor gentleman sitting up in
- 2:25:58his bed. He wore a waistcoat of baz and on his head was in
- 2:26:01the red knight, and on his head was a red nightcap. His eyes
- 2:26:05were bright and his voice was clear, but his face and body were so
- 2:26:09withered and wasted that he looked like a mummy. They sat down by his
- 2:26:13bedside and talked with him about the great mini matters. They tried to say
- 2:26:18nothing about Knight Erranty, but at last the subject came up in spite of
- 2:26:22them. Then don Quixote grew eloquent. He talked about knights and giants and
- 2:26:26famous heroes, scarcely giving the curate room to put in the word. His
- 2:26:31friend saw with sadness that his mind still ran toward the same great passion.
- 2:26:37They saw that there was his intention, sooner or later, to ride out
- 2:26:39again to seek new adventures. So at last, they took their departure.
- 2:26:45The curate again whispered a word of caution to the niece. Keep a good
- 2:26:48watch upon him, he said, Let everything be very quiet around him,
- 2:26:52and don't let him think about going away from home. As Don Quixote improved
- 2:26:58in strength and became a walk about the house, other neighbors and frans dropped
- 2:27:03him to see him. He welcomed each one cheerfully, and never failed to
- 2:27:05say something in praise of knighthood. But they, having been cautioned by the
- 2:27:09curate, talked to him only about the weather and the crops, and soon
- 2:27:13took their leave. And so the poor man gradually grew stronger and seemed to
- 2:27:18be quite well contented. One morning, however, who should knock at the
- 2:27:22door but Sancho Panza. I have come to see the valorous Don Quixote,
- 2:27:28He said to the niece. You shall see nobody, she answered, holding
- 2:27:31the door against him. You shall not enter this house, you vagabond.
- 2:27:35Go go, cried the housekeeper. It's all along of you and nobody else
- 2:27:41that he has been enticed and carried out rumbling all over the world. No
- 2:27:46such thing, answered Sancho. It's I that have been enticed and carried a
- 2:27:50rambling. Not your master. It was he that took me from the house
- 2:27:54and home, saying he would give me an island, and I'm still waiting
- 2:27:56for it. An island. What's that, said the niece. If it's
- 2:28:01anything to eat, I hope it'll choke you. You're wrong there, answered
- 2:28:05Sancho. I'll do not to eat. They're to govern well anyhow, you
- 2:28:11don't come in here, said the niece. Don't govern your own house,
- 2:28:13plow your own field, and don't trouble yourself about anybody's islands and dry lands.
- 2:28:18They're not for such as you. It so happened that the Curate and
- 2:28:22the barber, who were just taking their leave after a short visit, heard
- 2:28:24the whole of this little quarrel. They were much amused by it, and
- 2:28:28were about to give their help to the niece, when don Quixote himself came
- 2:28:31to the door. Welcome, my faithful friend, he said, and giving
- 2:28:37his niece a sharp rebuke, he led Sancho into the house. Now mark
- 2:28:41me, whispered the curate. Our neighbor will soon be rambling again, in
- 2:28:45spite of all that we can do. Don Quixote led his squire into the
- 2:28:48bedroom and locked the door, and the two sat down together and talked of
- 2:28:52the glories and perils of knighthood. What say you, friend, Sancho said
- 2:28:58the knight, will you return to my service? What does your good wife
- 2:29:01say? She says that the man must not be his own carver, answered
- 2:29:05Sancho. She says it is good to be certain that the bird in the
- 2:29:09hand is worth two in the bush, and that one hold fast is better
- 2:29:15than two. May be so's o, women's counsel is not worth much.
- 2:29:18Yet he that despises it is no better than he should be. I say
- 2:29:22so too, said Don Quixote. You talk like pearls today. But what
- 2:29:26shall I understand from all that? I wish you to give me so much
- 2:29:31a month for my wages? For other rewards may come late, and may
- 2:29:33not come at all. A little in one's own pocket is better than such
- 2:29:37in another's purse. Say they hit upon an egg, Every little makes a
- 2:29:41mickle. You are wine, Sancho, said Don Quixote. And I understand
- 2:29:46the drift of all your proverbs, certainly, answered Sancho. And I should
- 2:29:50like to know what I'm going to get if you should sometimes give me that
- 2:29:54island. I would then be willing to knock a proper amount off the wages.
- 2:29:58As to the wages, said don Quixote, I would pay them willingly
- 2:30:03if it were allowed by our order. But in all the books I have
- 2:30:07ever read, there is no account of a knight paying wages to his squire.
- 2:30:11The servant was always given an island or something of that sort, and
- 2:30:15there was an end of it. But suppose the island was not forthcoming,
- 2:30:20said Sancho. I abide by the customs of chivalry, said Don Quixote firmly.
- 2:30:26If you desire not to take the same risks of fortune as myself,
- 2:30:31Heaven be with you. I can find the squire more obedient and careful than
- 2:30:35you have ever been, and much less talkative. Sancho's heart sank within him.
- 2:30:41He had not expected an answer like this. In fact, he had
- 2:30:43thought that Don Quixote could not possibly do without him. He was so taken
- 2:30:48the bag that he did not know what to say or do. At that
- 2:30:50moment, there was a knock at the door. They was opened, and
- 2:30:54in came the housekeeper and the niece, and with them a young man of
- 2:30:58the village whose name was Samson Carrascal. This young man was just home from
- 2:31:03the great college at Salamanca, where he had received his bachelor's degree. He
- 2:31:07was none of the biggest in Bonny, but a very great man in all
- 2:31:11sorts of drawlry. He was about twenty four years old. His face was
- 2:31:15round, his mouth was large, and his eyes sprinkled with good humor.
- 2:31:18You are a scholar, whispered the niece as they entered the room. Try
- 2:31:22to persuade him from riding out again. But Samson liked nothing so well as
- 2:31:26sport, and he was a great actor and mimic. He threw himself at
- 2:31:31Don Quixote's feet and delivered the speech that was full of flattery and big words.
- 2:31:35O Flower of chivalry. He cried, refulgent, glory of arms,
- 2:31:41the pride of Spain. Let all who would prevent thy third going out to
- 2:31:46be lost and disappointed in their perverse wishes. Then, turning to the housekeeper,
- 2:31:50he said, you must not attain him, for while he stays here
- 2:31:54idle, the poor are without a helper, orphans are without a friend,
- 2:31:58the oppressed are out the defender, and the world is deprived of a most
- 2:32:01valorous knight. To this speech. The housekeeper could make no reply, and
- 2:32:07Samson therefore turned again to don Quixote. Go forth in my graceful, my
- 2:32:13fearless hero, he said, let your greatness be on the wing, and
- 2:32:16if anything be needful to your comfort or your service here, I am to
- 2:32:20supply it. I am ready to do anything. I am ready, yet
- 2:32:24ambitious, to attend you as your squire and faithful servant. Don Quixote was
- 2:32:31deeply moved. He took the young man by the hand and embraced him.
- 2:32:35No, my friend, he said, it would be unfair that Samson Carrasco,
- 2:32:39the darling of courts, on the glory of the settle months of schools,
- 2:32:43should devote his talents to such a purpose. I forbid it remain in
- 2:32:48thy country, the honor of Spain and the delight of thy parents. Although
- 2:32:52Sancho declines to go with me, there are plenty of others who will be
- 2:32:56glad to serve as my squire. At these words, Sancho burst into tears
- 2:33:01and cried out, oh, I'll go, I'll go with you, sir.
- 2:33:03I have not a heart of flint, and if I spoke about wages,
- 2:33:07it was only to please my wife. So the two embraced and were
- 2:33:11as good friends as before, and with the advice of Samson Carrasco, it
- 2:33:16was agreed that on the third day they would set out on their new trial
- 2:33:20of adventures. The niece and the housekeeper made a woeful outcry. They tore
- 2:33:26their hair, they scratched their faces, they scolded, they pleaded, they
- 2:33:28wept bitter tears, but nothing could change the designs of the velorous night.
- 2:33:35The curate and the barber, as well as the women, blamed Samson Carrasco
- 2:33:39for the whole business, but he understood the case better than they. It
- 2:33:43is wiser not to restrain him. He said, he will find the cure
- 2:33:46for his malady, not here, but on the road, so let us
- 2:33:50humor him. End of Chapter seventeen. Chapter eighteen, in search of Dulcinea.
- 2:33:58Towards evening on the appointed date, the start was made. Don Quixote
- 2:34:01mounted on his Rosinante, and Sancho threw himself astride of his faithful dapple.
- 2:34:07The knight carried a new lance and wore a new helmet of brass, which
- 2:34:09his friend Sampson had given him, and the squire carried a wallet well filled
- 2:34:13with provisions, and the purse stuffed with money to the fray expenses. The
- 2:34:18niece and the housekeeper, having become reconciled to the journey, soothed the door,
- 2:34:22raving their good byes, and Sancho's wife, watching from her window,
- 2:34:26wept her farewells as they passed. Sampson Carrasco walked with them to the edge
- 2:34:31of the village, and there bade them God's speed on their journey. And
- 2:34:35so Knight and Squire rode forth with solemn faces and high resolves, ready to
- 2:34:41encounter whatever fate was in store for them. Friend Sancho said, Don Quixote,
- 2:34:46our first duty is plain. Before undertaking any feat of arms, we
- 2:34:50must prepare to the city of Teposso, and there performed those acts of homage
- 2:34:54which are due to the peerless lady Dulcinea. It is even as you command,
- 2:34:58Sir Knight, answered Sancho. Therefore to Diboso they made their way.
- 2:35:03It was late in the afternoon of the second day when they came in sight
- 2:35:07of that notable and most important place. Since Don Quixote did not know the
- 2:35:11house whence Dulcinea lived, he thought it best to tarry outside until after nightfall.
- 2:35:16They therefore spent the evening under some oaks a little way from the road,
- 2:35:20and did not enter Toboso until about midnight. As they rode along the
- 2:35:24grass grown street, the whole world seemed silent. There was no one stirring
- 2:35:28in the city. The people were all asleep, and there was no light
- 2:35:33save that of the moon. The heart of Don Quixote was filled with forebodings.
- 2:35:37My dear Sancho, he whispered, hoarsely, show me the way to
- 2:35:41her palace. Palace, He said, what palace do you mean? When
- 2:35:48I saw her, she was living in a small cottage. Now, in
- 2:35:50truth, he had never seen her at all, but he wished to make
- 2:35:54believe that he had done so when his master had sent him with the letter.
- 2:35:58They rode slowly along the street till they approached the large building, which
- 2:36:01loomed tall and dark in the dim moonlight. Here, it is, said
- 2:36:05Don Quixote, here is my Dulcinea's palace, and it is well worthy of
- 2:36:09a peerless lady. But when he rode it closer, he discovered that there
- 2:36:13was no palace at all, but only the great church of the town.
- 2:36:16We have made a mistake, Sancho. He said, this is not her
- 2:36:20dwelling place, and we shall have to look farther. They rode onward to
- 2:36:24the end of the street. Then they came back and looked through every by
- 2:36:28path and alley, but they could not find anything that looked like a palace.
- 2:36:33Presently, the knight began to wear away. A faint light appeared in
- 2:36:37the east and grew larger and brighter. It overspread the sky. The swallows
- 2:36:41that were nesting under the caves began to twitter. Morning was nigh at hand.
- 2:36:46Here and there a door was heard to open. The sound of voices
- 2:36:48broke the stillness of the town. The people were beginning to stir. As
- 2:36:54Knight and Squire paused in the street, uncertain what to do. A young
- 2:36:58countryman came along, driving a pair of mules and singing the song of Roland.
- 2:37:03Good morning, honest friend, said don Quixote, pray, tell me
- 2:37:07where is the palace of the peerless princess, the lady Dulcinea del Toboso.
- 2:37:13I've just lately come to Toboso, and I don't know of any palaces,
- 2:37:16but the curate of the town lives in this next house. Ask him he
- 2:37:20knows all about princesses and palaces. Having said this, he switched his mules
- 2:37:26and drove on, singing louder than before. Don Quixote, sitting quietly on
- 2:37:31the back of Rosenante, gazed at the curate's house, uncertain what to do.
- 2:37:35Curates were not always favorable to chivalry, and this curate might not sympathize
- 2:37:39with a wondering night, however valorous he might be. It was now broad
- 2:37:46daylight, the sun was almost above the trees. There would soon be other
- 2:37:50passers by in the street. Sancho Panza began to feel uneasy. I think,
- 2:37:56sir, said he that it will not be very handsome to sit here
- 2:38:00and be stared at by everybody in the town. We had better slip out
- 2:38:03to some grove not far away. Then, While you lie there hidden,
- 2:38:07I will come back and search every hole and corner for the lady Dulcinea.
- 2:38:11When I find her, i'll talk to her and tell her that you are
- 2:38:13close by waiting for her orders. This, of course, will make her
- 2:38:18all the more ready to receive you. Dear Sancho answered don Quixote, you
- 2:38:24were always wise. You have said a thousand sentences and a few words,
- 2:38:28and I will do exactly as you say without further loss of time. Therefore,
- 2:38:33they turned their steeds about and rode out of town to a grove some
- 2:38:37two miles away. There, don Quixote concealed himself among the trees, bidding
- 2:38:41Sancho Panza return and make haste to discover the whereabouts of the lady Dulcinea.
- 2:38:48Cheer up. Master Sancho replied, at leaving, I'll be back in the
- 2:38:52trice the hare leaps out of the bush, where release expect her faint heart
- 2:38:56never won fair, Lady Sancho said the knight, you have a rare talent
- 2:39:01for clothing proverbs. But the squire was already riding briskly away towards the town.
- 2:39:07He did not ride far. However, at the foot of a little
- 2:39:11hill, he paused and looked back. Seeing that he was out of his
- 2:39:13master's sight, he stopped under a tree by the roadside and began to talk
- 2:39:16with himself. Friend, Sancho, where are you going? Are you hunting
- 2:39:22for a mule? No, not for any mule. What then are you
- 2:39:26doing? I am looking for a princess who was the sum of all beauty.
- 2:39:31Where do you think you will find her where? Why in the great
- 2:39:35city of Toboso. But it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
- 2:39:39Why do you undertake such a thing? Why to please my master, of
- 2:39:45course, But if he is mad enough to mistake windmills for giants, it
- 2:39:48will not be hard to make him believe that any country girl is the lady
- 2:39:52Dulcinea. Certainly it will not. Well, that is just what I'll do.
- 2:39:58It will be the easiest wail of this stru business. So he alighted
- 2:40:01and sat down under the tree, and he remembered the provisions which he had
- 2:40:05in his wallet. When he had eaten a hearty breakfast, he lay down
- 2:40:09and slept until it was far past midday. At last he awoke, feeling
- 2:40:13rested, and contented, this is better than riding through Toboso hunting for Dulcinea's
- 2:40:18palace. He said, he had just remounted his donkey when looking down the
- 2:40:24road he saw three country girls coming up from the town. They were awkward
- 2:40:28and red faced, and were riding slowly along on donkeys. Sancho did not
- 2:40:33wait a moment, but turned his steed quickly about and made all haste back
- 2:40:35to his master, Well, my good Sancho, what news, asked the
- 2:40:41knight. Eagerly? Are we to mark this day with a white stone or
- 2:40:45with a black market with red ochre? Sir answered Sancho. The lady Dulcinea,
- 2:40:50with her two mates, is coming out to meet you. She is
- 2:40:52close at hand, even now some mount rosing on to it quickly and getting
- 2:40:58to the road where you can see her for yourself and greet her in a
- 2:41:01becoming manner. I can hardly believe such news, Sancho said, Don Quixote,
- 2:41:07do not add to my grief by deceiving me. Deceive you, sir,
- 2:41:11Why should I wish to play a trick on you? Come Ride out
- 2:41:13with me quickly, and you will see the princess coming. She and her
- 2:41:16damsels are all one sparkle of gold. All pearls are diamond, all rubies.
- 2:41:22There is never so much beauty seen in Spain. Let us hasten,
- 2:41:26then, Sancho said Don Quixote, climbing upon Rosinante with uncommon speed. And
- 2:41:31I promise to reward you for your good deeds. You shall have the best
- 2:41:35spoils of our next adventure, And if that is not enough, I will
- 2:41:39give you the three colts I have at home. I shall be very glad
- 2:41:43to get the colt's master, And I thank you, said Sancho. But
- 2:41:46as for spoils, they are so small that I am not particular. They
- 2:41:50would hastily out of the grove and were soon on the high road at the
- 2:41:54crest of the hill. Looking down towards the town, they could see no
- 2:41:56one but the three donkey lasses, approaching slowly on their donkeys. Don Quixote's
- 2:42:03face showed his deep disappointment. He paused and looked backward and forward this way,
- 2:42:09and that I don't see her, Sancho, he said, are you
- 2:42:13sure that she has left the city? But where are your eyes? Master,
- 2:42:18answered the squire, would you see her right there with her two lovely
- 2:42:20maidens? I see nothing but three country girls on three very strongy donkeys.
- 2:42:26Well, well, is it possible that you mistake the princess for an awkward
- 2:42:31country girl? Can't you distinguish a beautiful palfrey from a miserable donkey? To
- 2:42:37tell you the truth, Sancho, I see nothing but three donkeys carrying as
- 2:42:41many red faced country girls. They are coming towards us, and I see
- 2:42:45them quite plainly but where is the princess, Oh, master master, how
- 2:42:48blind you are. There is no country girl inside. It is the princess
- 2:42:54whom you see, and she is drawing nearer every moment. Let us hasten
- 2:42:58and speak to her. So saying, Sancho spurred his donkey onward and hurried
- 2:43:03down the hill to meet the girls. He leaped to the ground to the
- 2:43:07middle of the road before them, He placed himself in front of the tallest
- 2:43:11and most ungainly of the three. He lifted his hat and fell upon his
- 2:43:15knees. Queen and Princess of beauty, listen to my prayer, he began.
- 2:43:20If it please your Highness and haughtiness grant had taken too your lightning that
- 2:43:26yonder knight. Who is your humble captive. I am Sancho Panza, his
- 2:43:30famous squire, and he is the wondering weather beaten Don Quixote di la Mancha.
- 2:43:37By this time, Don Quixote had also dismounted and was kneeling in the
- 2:43:41middle of the road. It was hard for him to believe that this homely
- 2:43:43damsel was his queen, the Lady Dulcinea, for she was flat nosed and
- 2:43:48blubber cheeked and coarse and firm in manners. Yet he tried to imagine that
- 2:43:52some enchanter had changed her into this form. Get out of our way,
- 2:43:56screamed the angry girls. We're in a hurry to get home. But Sancho
- 2:44:01knelt unmoved in the very pathway of their mules. Oh, universal lady,
- 2:44:05he said, does not your heart melt and pity? See there, how
- 2:44:09the post and pillar of knight Errantry is offering his homage to you. Hey
- 2:44:15day, cried one of the girls. Listen to his gibberish. Get out
- 2:44:20of the way, shouted the tall one. Yes, get out of the
- 2:44:22way, and let us get along, screamed the third. With that,
- 2:44:26they kicked their donkeys in the ribs and crowded past. The next moment,
- 2:44:30they were speeding away in the cloud of dust, and were soon at the
- 2:44:33top of the hill. Don Quixote rose from the ground and looked after them.
- 2:44:37He washed them with sorrowing eyes until a turn in the road hid them
- 2:44:41from sight. Then he turned to the squire and said, Sancho, what
- 2:44:46do you think of this business? Aren't those enchanters the most evil minded creatures
- 2:44:50you ever saw? They were not content with turning my dulcinea into the likeness
- 2:44:54of a coarse country girl. They went so far as to take from her
- 2:44:56the sweet perfume of flowers. Or didn't you know this? That strong whiff
- 2:45:01of raw onions as she passed us. It almost took my breath away.
- 2:45:07Oh those enchanters, cried Sancho. They don't stop at any kind of wickedness.
- 2:45:11And I wish I could see the most strung on that thread and hung
- 2:45:15up to dry like a lot of herrings. Ah well, well, sighed
- 2:45:20Don Quixote. I have sat up before, and now I say a thousand
- 2:45:24times I am the most unlucky man in the universe. Then he remounted Rosenante
- 2:45:31and rode on, very sad and silent. He rode on through the town
- 2:45:37and down the long, dusty highway on the other side, not caring whither
- 2:45:41he went, and Sancho Panza followed him in of chapter eighteen Chapter nineteen The
- 2:45:50Strolling Players. A few days afterward, as Don Quixote was riding onward and
- 2:45:56still grieving because of his ill luck, he suddenly met a large car full
- 2:46:00of strange people. The driver, who was walking by his horses was dressed
- 2:46:05very oddly. His coat and trousers were of scarlet. He had horns on
- 2:46:09his head, and he wore a long pointed tail. He looks like some
- 2:46:13wicked hobgoblin, whispered Sancho to his master. Seated in the cart. There
- 2:46:18was a hideous figure of death. On one side of this figure, an
- 2:46:22angel was standing with his great white rings folded. On the other side sat
- 2:46:28an emperor with a golden crown on his head. Behind these there was cupid
- 2:46:31with a bow and arrows, as cupids always are, and near him was
- 2:46:35a knight in white armor, who wore a soft hat instead of a helmet.
- 2:46:39Following the cart on foot there came a clown with cap and bells,
- 2:46:43and with him were three or four other persons dressed in strange and brightly covered
- 2:46:46clothing. Neither knight nor squire had ever seen so strange a company of travelers,
- 2:46:52and Don Quixote paused in surprise at meeting them in that lonely place.
- 2:46:56As for Sancho, he was frightened beyond measure, for he thought that these
- 2:47:00were the enchanters of whom his master was always talking, and no mistake.
- 2:47:05Soon, however, Don Quixote's face grew brighter, for a brave thought had
- 2:47:07come to him. He spurred Rosenante Ford, saying to Sancho, perhaps this
- 2:47:13will be the rarest of all our adventures. He planted himself in the middle
- 2:47:16of the road before the approaching company. Then he shouted, you, carter,
- 2:47:22coachman, or wherever you be, halt, haunt there and answer my
- 2:47:26questions. Who are you, where have you come from, Whither are you
- 2:47:30going? What is your business? The driver brought the cart to a standstill
- 2:47:35and looked up with surprise at the strangely clad horseman who had thus challenged him.
- 2:47:41Sir, he said, we are a party of players. We have
- 2:47:45just come from the town on the other side of the mountain where you have
- 2:47:48been playing a tragedy called the Dance of Death. This afternoon we are to
- 2:47:50play the again in the next town. We are traveling in our acting clothes,
- 2:47:54so as to save the trouble of dressing and then dressing ourselves. You
- 2:47:58speak like an honest man, said Don Quixote, although you look like something
- 2:48:03quite different. Well, I play the part of the devil, answered the
- 2:48:07driver, And you know that is the best part of all The young man
- 2:48:11in the wagon takes the part of death, and the person by his side
- 2:48:13is an angel. And there is the Emperor, and there is the soldier.
- 2:48:16And behind the wagon you can see all the rest of the company.
- 2:48:20I wish you well, good people, said don Quixote, moving aside.
- 2:48:24Drive on now and act your play. If I can be of any help
- 2:48:26to you, I shall be much pleased, for even in my childhood I
- 2:48:30love the player's art. At this moment, the clown came frisking to the
- 2:48:33front of the wagon to see what was going on. A number of tinkling
- 2:48:37bells were fastened to his coat, and he had a long stake with three
- 2:48:39bladders on it, which he flourished back and forth in the air. His
- 2:48:45first act was to bounce the bladders right under poor Rosinante's nose. This so
- 2:48:48startled the old horse that he sprang forward and quickly had the better of his
- 2:48:52rider. He took the bit in his mouth and ran with all the speed
- 2:48:58of a plow horse across the open Sancho was in great fear lest don Quxote
- 2:49:03should be thrown and hurt. Therefore he leaped from his donkey and gave chase,
- 2:49:07hoping to overtake the flying steed, or at the worst, to ease
- 2:49:09his master's fall. But before he had gone a hundred yards, Rosanante stumbled,
- 2:49:13and horse and rider fell, rolling into the dust. Now, the
- 2:49:18clown, when he saw Sancho dismount, ran hastily to the dapple donkey and
- 2:49:22leaped upon his back. He rattled the bladders over the poor creature's ears,
- 2:49:26and so frightened it was that it went flying down the road towards the town
- 2:49:30where the play was to be. Sancho, seeing this, was uncertain what
- 2:49:33to do. Should he help his master or should he run after dapple on
- 2:49:37the ground. He turned this way, he turned that, he leaped over
- 2:49:41the fence, he leaped back, and at last he hurried to the knight
- 2:49:45and helped him to rise. Oh, sir, he cried, the evil
- 2:49:48one has run away with my dear dapple. What evil one? Asked don
- 2:49:54Quixote, Why the one of the bladders, answered Sancho. Oh, well,
- 2:50:00don't grieve about that, said don Quixote. I'll force him to give
- 2:50:03the animal up. Follow me, Sancho, Oh, master, I'd rather
- 2:50:07not, said Sancho. Anyhow, we needn't be in our hurry, for
- 2:50:09I see that he has left the donkey and has gone his way. What
- 2:50:13he said was true, for the donkey had fallen in the road and thrown
- 2:50:16its rider. The clown picked himself up, unhurt, and walked on towards
- 2:50:20the town. The donkey also arose, and, after looking around, came
- 2:50:24slowly back towards its master. All this is lucky for you, said don
- 2:50:28Quixote, but it won't hinder me from teaching these people a lesson. Then,
- 2:50:33in spite of all that Sancho could do or say, he galloped after
- 2:50:35the cart, saying, hold, hold stop there, my pretty sparks.
- 2:50:41I'll teach you to be a little more civil to strangers when you meet them
- 2:50:43on the road. The players stopped. They leaped out of the wagon and
- 2:50:46arranged themselves by the side of the road. Each had a stone in his
- 2:50:50hand ready in case of need to let fly the knight in the squire.
- 2:50:54Don Quixote checked his flying steed. He paused for a moment to think of
- 2:50:58the best way to attack this fearless company. He raised his lands and was
- 2:51:03just going to charge upon his foes when Sancho overtook him. For goodness,
- 2:51:09sake, Sir, he cried, are you mad leave those fellows alone?
- 2:51:13They are only players, and not a single night among them there there,
- 2:51:16answered don Quixote, you have touched me upon the only point that can move
- 2:51:20me. For indeed, it would never do for me to engage in combat
- 2:51:24with any but true knights. You are the man, Sancho, to fight
- 2:51:28with players. It is your business, So get at them. I will
- 2:51:31stay here and help you with good advice. Er no, thank you,
- 2:51:35sir, said Sancho. I forgive those people. I'd like nothings to will
- 2:51:39this peace and quiet. And in fact, the donkey has not been hurt
- 2:51:43and all, So why should we make a fuss about it? Oh,
- 2:51:46well, answered this master. If that's the way you feel about it,
- 2:51:50Friend, Sancho, we had better leave them alone. Come mount your donkey
- 2:51:54and let us ride onward in search of more worthy adventures. So saying,
- 2:51:58he wheeled his steat about and resumed his journey, and Sancho, well pleased
- 2:52:01and very meek, mounted dapple and followed him. End of Chapter nineteen,
- 2:52:09Chapter twenty, The Knight of the Mirrors. That night, don Quixote and
- 2:52:13Sancho Panza sought shelter under some trees by the roadside. Sancho unsaddled his dapple
- 2:52:20and turned the beasts loose to graze among the shrubs and thistles. Din He
- 2:52:24threw himself down to the foot of a cork tree, and was soon fast
- 2:52:26asleep. But poor Rosinante was doomed to stand saddled all night, for his
- 2:52:31master suddenly remembered that it was the custom of knights errant to take off only
- 2:52:35the bridles of their steeds when thus resting in the open air. Don Quixote
- 2:52:41lay down beneath a spreading oak tree and tried to compose himself to rest.
- 2:52:45He lay and watched the stars twinkling in the sky above him, and tried
- 2:52:48to remember all the noble knights who had likewise reposed at night under the canopy
- 2:52:52of a tree. Suddenly he was aroused by hearing a noise near him.
- 2:52:58He sat up and listened. He heard voices in the road. He heard
- 2:53:03them approaching the grove of trees. Soon he was aware that two men on
- 2:53:07horseback were close at hand. He could see only their shadowy figures in the
- 2:53:11midsummer darkness as they came slowly toward his resting place. Then he could distinguish
- 2:53:16what they said. This a light here, friend, said one, methinks
- 2:53:20this is a pleasant place to rest for the night. Don Quixote, watching
- 2:53:24from the shadows of the oak, saw him slide carelessly from his horse and
- 2:53:30throwing himself down the tall grass. He heard a rattling like that of armor,
- 2:53:33he thought. He saw the dim outlines of a shield, and all
- 2:53:37this filled his heart with joy. This stranger is a knight like myself,
- 2:53:41he thought. Then, with the greatest caution, he went softly over to
- 2:53:46the cork tree and woke up his squire, Sancho. He whispered, wake
- 2:53:50up. Here is an adventure for us. Well, I ope, it's
- 2:53:54a good one, said Sancho. Where is it? Where only turn your
- 2:54:01head, man and look yonder? There is a night errant lying in the
- 2:54:05grass. I think he is melancholy, for I heard him sigh as he
- 2:54:09slid from his horse. What of that? How do you make the adventure
- 2:54:13out of it? Even if he did sigh, I'm not sure it is
- 2:54:18an adventure, answered don Quixote. But it looks that way, Hark.
- 2:54:22He is sitting up now and tuning his guitar. He's going to sing they
- 2:54:26sat and listened. Soon the voice of the strange night was heard, mingling
- 2:54:31with the sweet thrumming tones of the guitar. What what, whispered don Quixote,
- 2:54:37He is singing up the cruelty of his lady love. Didn't I tell
- 2:54:41you he was melancholy. When the knight had finished his song, he began
- 2:54:46to sigh most dolefully. He arose, and, leaning against the tree,
- 2:54:50cried out in a mournful voice, Oh, thou faire casadilia de Valdalia,
- 2:54:56Thou fairest of the fair? Is it not enough to be non the fairest
- 2:55:00lady in the world. For all the brave knights of Castile and Leon and
- 2:55:05Namachha declare that thou hast no equal beauty in queenly love. It is not
- 2:55:11so, said don Quixote, speaking softly to Sancho. I am the only
- 2:55:15knight of Lamacha, and I have never said, nor shall I ever say,
- 2:55:18that any lady is as beautiful as my own. Dulcinea. It is
- 2:55:22plain that this knight is out of his senses. But let us listen.
- 2:55:26We shall hear more. Yes, I think we shall hear enough, answered
- 2:55:30Sancho, for he seems likely to keep on grumbling for a month. He
- 2:55:35spoke so loudly that the strange Knight heard him. Who's there, he called,
- 2:55:39coming out from the shadows, friends, answered Sancho. Are you of
- 2:55:43the happy or of the miserable? Asked the knight, the miserable? The
- 2:55:48miserable, answered Don Quixote. Then I welcome you, said the stranger.
- 2:55:54Come over here and sit with me. Than Quillie went over. The knight
- 2:55:58shook hands with him, and seemed very glad. I am a knight,
- 2:56:01said Don Quixote, And so am I answered the other. Then they sat
- 2:56:05down in the grass and talked together, very peaceably and lovingly, and not
- 2:56:09at all like two men who were going to break each other's heads. In
- 2:56:13the Meanwhile, Sancho went across the road to the spot where the strange Knight's
- 2:56:16squire was resting by the side of his seed. Hello, stranger, he
- 2:56:20said, Hello to you, My friend, said the other. Sit down
- 2:56:26here and let this chat freely to ourselves, just as squires always do.
- 2:56:30With all my heart, answered Sancho, I'll talk with you and tell you
- 2:56:33who I am and what I am. Then you will know whether I am
- 2:56:35fit to be a squire or not. So, the two sat down by
- 2:56:39the trunk of a tree, and for some time talked as foolishly as their
- 2:56:43masters were talking wisely. The hours wore pleasantly on unto the starry sky.
- 2:56:48The two squires soon dropped asleep and lay snoring side by side on the warm
- 2:56:54earth. But the two knights were so full of talk that they never thought
- 2:56:56of slumber. And many were the tales of Vallet, which each related to
- 2:57:01the other. The strange Knight was a great boaster. There was no war
- 2:57:05which he had not fought. There is no trial of arms in which he
- 2:57:07had not been the victor. I reckon that I have vanquished every one dering
- 2:57:13night in the universe, he said. I once justed with the renowned don
- 2:57:16Quixote di la Mancha, and overcame him in fair combat. Hold, cried
- 2:57:22don Quixote, in wonder and anger. Don't say that you have vanquished all
- 2:57:26the knights in Spain save one. But you have never encountered don Quixote.
- 2:57:31But I say that I have answered the stranger. Perhaps you have fought with
- 2:57:35some one who looks like him, said don Quixote, But had you met
- 2:57:37the man himself, you would not now be boasting of your encounter. What
- 2:57:43do you mean, cried the stranger, rising to his feet. I tell
- 2:57:46you that there was don Quixote himself whom I vanquished. There is no one
- 2:57:50who looks like him. He is a tall, slim faced, leather jowled
- 2:57:54fellow. His harris grizzled. He is hawk nosed. He has a long
- 2:57:58lenk mustache. The name of his squire is Sancho Panza, and the name
- 2:58:01of his lady is Dulcinee del to Boso. Now, if you don't believe
- 2:58:05me, let me say that I wear a storage and I will make you
- 2:58:07believe. Not so fast, sir Knight, answered don Quixote. I am
- 2:58:13acquainted with the same volorous Knight of La Mancha. In fact, he is
- 2:58:16the best friend I have in the world, and I love him as well
- 2:58:20as I love myself. You have described him well, but you have never
- 2:58:24fought with him. The enchanters, who are his enemies, have probably made
- 2:58:28some other knight look like him. The stranger shook his head. It is
- 2:58:31even so, continued dun Quixote. Indeed, it was not many days ago
- 2:58:37that they transformed the beautiful Dulcinea del Toboso into the ugly image of a coarse
- 2:58:43country girl. But if you still insist that you really overcame don Quixote,
- 2:58:46let me tell you something. Here is that renown Knight himself ready to make
- 2:58:52good his words, either on foot or on horseback, or in any other
- 2:58:56way you choose. As he said this, he jumped up and laid paid
- 2:59:00his hand on his sword. But the strange Knight sat still on the ground.
- 2:59:05Sir, he said quietly, if I could vanquish Don Quixote when transformed,
- 2:59:09why shall I fear him in his true shape? But Knight did not
- 2:59:13fight in the dark. Let us wait till morning, so that the sun
- 2:59:16may behold our valor. You speak well, answered don Quixote. I am
- 2:59:22willing to wait. Having come to an agreement, the two knights went across
- 2:59:26the road to look for their squires. They found them stretched on the ground
- 2:59:30and snoring. They roused them and bade them get their steeds ready, for
- 2:59:33with the rising of the sun the combat was to begin. Sancho Panza was
- 2:59:39astounded at this news, but he said not a word. He went at
- 2:59:43once with a strange squire to look for the horses. Well, friend,
- 2:59:48said the other. Since our masters are going to fight, I guess that
- 2:59:52you and I must also have a brush. That is the way they do
- 2:59:54it in Hindelusia, where I come from, servants never stand idle where our
- 2:59:58masters fighting. And I may follow that custom in Andalusia, answered Sancho.
- 3:00:05But I'm sure I won't follow it. I'm no hand at fighting. I
- 3:00:07never had a sword in my life. Oh, never mind the swords,
- 3:00:11said the strange squire. I have a couple of bags here. You take
- 3:00:15one and I'll take one, and we'll let drive each other. That's good,
- 3:00:18cried Sancho. We'll dust each other's jackets and not get hurt hardly.
- 3:00:22So good as that, said the stranger. We'll put half a dozen stones
- 3:00:26in each bag so that we may fight the better. Then I say again
- 3:00:30that I don't feel like fighting, said Sancho. Let this live and be
- 3:00:33merry while we may. I'm not angry with you, and I can't fight
- 3:00:37in cold blood. No, If that's all, said the other, I
- 3:00:41can soon warm your blood for you. See, I'll walk up to you
- 3:00:43quite gently. I'll give you three four slaps on the head and knock you
- 3:00:46down. Your blood will begin to boil, then will it boil or no
- 3:00:52boil? I'll meet you at that trick, answered Sancho. I'll break your
- 3:00:56head with a stick. Every man for himself. Many come for wool and
- 3:01:00go home shorn. A baited cat may prove as fierce as a lion.
- 3:01:03Nobody knows what they may do when I am stirred up. By this time
- 3:01:07they had found the horses and were grooming them for the combat. Well,
- 3:01:11well, may the sun hasten to rise, said the strange squire. I
- 3:01:13can hardly wait to begin the fight. And in fact, it was not
- 3:01:18long until the day began to break through the great light of the dawn.
- 3:01:22Sancho looked at his companion. His heart leaped with surprise, and he began
- 3:01:26to tremble, for he saw that the nose of the stranger was the most
- 3:01:28wonderful and fearful that could be imagined. It was so big that it overshadowed
- 3:01:33the rest of his face. It was crooked in the middle, and as
- 3:01:35red as a tomato. I would rather be kicked two hundred times in to
- 3:01:39fight with that. In those, said Sancho. It was quite different with
- 3:01:43Don Quixote. He stole up boldly and gazed at the Knight with whom he
- 3:01:48was about to fight. But the stranger's humet was closed, and he could
- 3:01:50not see his face. His armor, however, was of the best fashion,
- 3:01:54and over it he wore a coat of cloth of gold. This was
- 3:01:58covered with numbers of tiny mirrors, shaped like half moons. The plume in
- 3:02:03his helmet was of yellow, green and white feathers. His lance was very
- 3:02:07thick and long. The Knight himself was slender, but shapely and quick of
- 3:02:11motion. Sir Knight of the Mirrors, said Don Quixote, be pleased to
- 3:02:16lift up your helmet a little so that I may see your face. Nay,
- 3:02:20answered the Knight, I cannot satisfy your curiosity. Now, after the
- 3:02:24combat you will have plenty of time to look at my face. But see
- 3:02:28it is broad daylight. Let us begin. I am ready, answered don
- 3:02:31Quixote. But while we are getting on horse back, please tell me if
- 3:02:35I look like that don Quixote, whom you say you overthrew in a fair
- 3:02:37fight. Certainly, said the Knight of the Mirrors. You are as like
- 3:02:41him as one egg is like another. Then let us begin the business,
- 3:02:46said don Quixote. I'll soon show you that I am not the Quixote whom
- 3:02:48you think. So without further words, they mounted. They rode some distance
- 3:02:54apart, and then wheeled about with their horses and made ready to charge.
- 3:02:58At that moment, however, an Uiote chanced to see the big nose of
- 3:03:01the strange squire. He paused and wonder while the Knight of the Mirrors waited
- 3:03:05impatiently for him to begin the onset. Sancho Panza, seeing his master's surprise,
- 3:03:11ran up and caught hold of his stirrup. Please, dear master,
- 3:03:15he said, before you run upon your enemy, help me up into this
- 3:03:18cork tree. I wish to sit where I can see your brave battle.
- 3:03:22I rather think you wish to be perch out of danger, said Don Quixote.
- 3:03:26I shall tell you the truth, Master, I am a little afraid
- 3:03:28of that nose, said Sancho. I blame you not, answered Don Quixote.
- 3:03:33It is indeed a sight to strike terror into any heart less brave than
- 3:03:37my own. So put your foot in the stirrup and then swing lightly up
- 3:03:41among the branches. In the meanwhile, the Knight of the Mears had again
- 3:03:46wheeled his horse about, and losing all patience, He now charged at full
- 3:03:50speed down upon his unready foe. His steed, however, was old and
- 3:03:54shabby, in fact more so than Rosanante, and even with much spurring and
- 3:03:58urging his swim, if his speed was only a slow trot down the road.
- 3:04:03He came lumbering awkwardly and stumbling at every step. That the middle of
- 3:04:07the course, his rider pulled suddenly upon the reins and stopped short. At
- 3:04:11this moment, don Quixote looked up, seeing his enemy so near, he
- 3:04:15put spurs to Rosinante so sharply that the poor beast sprang wildly forward, and
- 3:04:20for the first time in his life really galloped. Before the Knye of the
- 3:04:24Meares could get his horse to moving again, don Quixote dashed furiously upon him.
- 3:04:30The Knight's lance was hurled from his grasp, and he himself was knockular
- 3:04:33of his settle and thrown sprawling in the dust. He was so stunned by
- 3:04:37the fall that he lay for some time without showing any signs of life.
- 3:04:41Sancho had watched the short fray from his perch in the tree. He now
- 3:04:45slid down as quickly as he could, and ran to the help of his
- 3:04:48master, as for Don Quixote, he checked his steed, threw himself from
- 3:04:52his saddle, and hurried to the side of his fallen foe. He unlaced
- 3:04:56the Knight's helmet to give him air, and gently lifted it from his head.
- 3:05:01Who can relate to his surprise when he saw the face of the unlucky
- 3:05:03Knight of the Meares, For there he beheld the very visage, the very
- 3:05:09aspect, the very features of his friend and neighbor, Samson Carrasco of La
- 3:05:13Mancha. Sit here, Sancho, he cried, See what those enchanters have
- 3:05:18been doing. Again Sancho looked and turned pale with fear. Master, take
- 3:05:24my advice, he whispered, This is one of those enchanters who are all
- 3:05:28the time making trouble for you. He has now taken the form of our
- 3:05:31friend Samson Carrasco, in order to injure both him and you. Run your
- 3:05:35sword down his throat and so rid the world of at least one of the
- 3:05:39vile crew. That's a good thought, Sancho answered Don Quixote. I'll do
- 3:05:43as you say, and they will have fewer enemies. With that, he
- 3:05:48drew his sword and was about to strike, when the voice at his elbow
- 3:05:50cried out, hol don Quixote. He looked around. There stood the strange
- 3:05:54squire, but his terrible nose had vanished. Have care, don Quixote,
- 3:06:00He said, This fallen knight is your friend Samson Carrasco, and I am
- 3:06:03his squire. Where is your nose, asked Sancho. In my pocket,
- 3:06:09answered the squire, and he pulled out the great nose of varnish pasteboard.
- 3:06:13Why why, why, bless me, cried Sancho. Who is this my
- 3:06:18old friend and neighbor, Tomas Cecil. Is it you Tom, the very
- 3:06:24same priend Sancho? Was the answer. We have followed you all the way
- 3:06:26from La Mancha, and this is a trick we had planned to frighten Don
- 3:06:30Quixote, and so persuade him to go back home. And you're not in
- 3:06:35the ganter. I am only Tomas Cecil, your friend and neighbor. Look
- 3:06:39at me. By this time the Knight of the mirest had come to himself.
- 3:06:45He groaned and looked around. Then he sat upon the ground. Don
- 3:06:48Quixote set the point of a sword against his face and cried out, now,
- 3:06:52confess that Dulcinea del Toboso is the most beautiful lady in the world.
- 3:06:56Confess it or die. Ah, I do confess it, answered the knight.
- 3:07:01The lady Dulcinea's old shoe is more beautiful than my castle. Dea.
- 3:07:07Will you go to the city of Toboso and confest it to my Dulcinea herself.
- 3:07:11I will do anything that you command. Do you also confess that you
- 3:07:16never vanquished don Quixote in the fight, but only somebody else who looked like
- 3:07:20him. All this I do confess, believe, and feel, said the
- 3:07:24fallen Knight. Then don Quixote helped him to rise. He grasped his hand
- 3:07:28and shook it heartily. You look like my friend Sampson Carrasco, he said,
- 3:07:33But I know you are not he. You are some other man whom
- 3:07:37the enchanters have made to wear his countenance in order to deceive me. But
- 3:07:41I understand their tricks. They do not fool me. Sampson Carrasco as much
- 3:07:46put out. His carefully plans came to persuade his old neighbor to return home,
- 3:07:50had failed at the very start. Don Quixote would not listen to him,
- 3:07:54nor believe that he was at but some stranger in the service of the
- 3:07:56enchanters, or some poor knight who have been duped by them. So at
- 3:08:01length, with battered body and the sore heart, Sampson remounted his sorry steed.
- 3:08:05Then, with his squire beside him, he rode painfully away towards the
- 3:08:09nearest town, where he hoped to find plasters and ointments for his bruises.
- 3:08:15I believe it is really our friend, Sampson said, Sancho, be not
- 3:08:18de seized by appearances, Sancho answered his master. Then they mounted their steeds
- 3:08:24and renewed their journey. End of Chapter twenty Chapter twenty one, The Adventure
- 3:08:31with the Lions, the sun rose high in the sky, and Don Quixote
- 3:08:39he jogged onward, full of joy and pride. He had overthrown the night
- 3:08:43of the mirrors, and he was more persuaded than ever that he was the
- 3:08:48most valiant hero in the world. Neither enchanter nor enchantments could alarm him.
- 3:08:56He was not afraid of anything, whether real or un now come what will
- 3:09:03come? He cried? Here I am, and I challenged the most powerful
- 3:09:07foes to meet me in combat. About the middle of the afternoon, he
- 3:09:13was surprised to see in the distance a large wagon coming down the road from
- 3:09:20the opposite direction. As it drew nearer, he saw that it was drawn
- 3:09:24by two mules, and that several little flags were fluttering above it. See,
- 3:09:31Sancho, here is an adventure for us, he said joyfully. But
- 3:09:35Sancho shook his head doubtfully. Those are the king's flags, he said,
- 3:09:41and they are to show that the wagon is carrying something through the king.
- 3:09:46It is best to be careful. The strange vehicle was now close at hand.
- 3:09:52Only two men were in it, the wagoner who was astride of one
- 3:09:56of the mules, and a middle aged man who you sat on top of
- 3:10:00the wagon. Don Quixote rode briskly forward to meet them. What wagon is
- 3:10:07this, he cried? Who are you? Where are you going? What
- 3:10:11do those flags mean? The wagon is mine, answered the man on the
- 3:10:16mule. We have two lions in it, which the Governor of Oran is
- 3:10:20sending to the king. Are the lions large, asked don Quixote. Very
- 3:10:26large, answered the man on the wagon. They are the biggest ever seen
- 3:10:33in Spain, and I am their keeper. The he lion is in the
- 3:10:37foremost cage, and the she lion is in another cage at the rear of
- 3:10:41the wagon. That is right, said don Quixote. I see that you
- 3:10:46know how to manage wild beasts. The lions are hungry now, for they
- 3:10:52are not confed today, said the keeper. So, my good friend,
- 3:10:56please ride out of the way, for we are going to stop under this
- 3:11:01tree and give them their dinner. They are apt to be crossed while eating,
- 3:11:05what, cried don Quixote, Going up closer, Shall I ride out
- 3:11:11of the way for lions, And at this time of day, I'll show
- 3:11:15you that I'm not afraid of such puny beasts. Get down, honest fellow,
- 3:11:20and open their cages. I'll soon show the creatures who I am,
- 3:11:26for I am the most valorous of all knights, don Quixote de la Mancha
- 3:11:33sancho, and now come up. And when he heard this boastful speech,
- 3:11:37he was frightened, almost out of his wits. Oh, my good sir,
- 3:11:41he cried to the keeper. For pity's sake, don't let my master
- 3:11:45fall upon those lions. We shall all be eaten up. Why, said
- 3:11:50the keeper, is your master so mad that he will dare to meddle with
- 3:11:54these beasts, Ah, sir, answered Sancho, he is not but rash,
- 3:12:01very rash. By this time the wagon had stopped, and don Quixote
- 3:12:07was growing impatient. You rascal, he cried, turning again to the keeper.
- 3:12:13Do you hear me open your cages at once, or I'll pin you
- 3:12:18to the wagon with my lance. The wagoner, who had leapt to the
- 3:12:22ground was by nature a coward, and he was now almost helpless with fright.
- 3:12:28For mercy's sake, he cried, let me take my mules out first.
- 3:12:33Let me get them out of the way before you open the cage.
- 3:12:37They are all I have in the world, thou man of little faith,
- 3:12:43said don Quixote. Unhitch the poor things and take them away as quickly as
- 3:12:48possible. You will soon see that I am fully able to take care of
- 3:12:54the lions. The wagoner hastened to obey. He loosed his mules from the
- 3:13:01wagon, and then drove them with such speed as he could to the top
- 3:13:05of a hillock a quarter of a mile away. There, feeling himself safe,
- 3:13:11he paused to see what would happen. In the meantime, don Quixote
- 3:13:15again addressed the keeper. Obey me instantly he said, or suffer the punishments
- 3:13:22you deserve. The keeper felt the point of the lance against his breast.
- 3:13:28He was, by no means a brave man, and he turned pale as
- 3:13:31he realized the danger he was in. I will do as you bid me,
- 3:13:35he said. But know all men that I am forced to turn the
- 3:13:39lions loose against my will. Then he went around to the foremost cage and
- 3:13:46began to unfasten the door. Shift for yourselves, all of you, he
- 3:13:50cried. The lions know me and won't hurt me, but I won't answer
- 3:13:56for the harm they may do to others. He again tried to read with
- 3:14:00Don Quixote, Sir, you are attempting heaven by putting yourself in such danger,
- 3:14:05he said, you rascal, answered the knight. It is for you
- 3:14:11to obey and not to advise. Open the cage, I say. Then
- 3:14:18Sancho spoke up, good Master. He said, this is no trick of
- 3:14:22enchantment. It's the real thing. I've just taken a peep at the cage
- 3:14:28and I saw the lion's claw. It's a tremendous big thing. The beast
- 3:14:33that owns it must be fully as big as a mountain. Your fears will
- 3:14:39make it as big as the world, answered don Quixote. Now, friend
- 3:14:43Sancho, retire to a place of safety and leave this business to me.
- 3:14:50If I fall in the conflict, you know your duty. Carry the news
- 3:14:54to Dulcinea. I say no more, poor Sancho. His eyes were full
- 3:15:00of tears, for he felt sure that his master was lost. He put
- 3:15:05his spurs to his donkey, and so joined the wagoner on the hillock for
- 3:15:09safety. The keeper was now standing with his hand upon the cage door,
- 3:15:15and don Quixote paused, uncertain whether he ought to fight on horseback or on
- 3:15:20foot. Rosinante is not used to lions and might not behave well. He
- 3:15:26said to himself, I think it will be better to fight on foot.
- 3:15:31He therefore dismounted and tied his horse to a tree. Then he laid aside
- 3:15:37his lance and drew his sword. The keeper advanced and with great caution opened
- 3:15:43the cage door, while don Quixote, with wondrous courage, went forward and
- 3:15:48stood before it. Come out, thou paltry beast, he cried, Come
- 3:15:54out, and I will show thee what the bravest knight in the universe came
- 3:16:00do the lion turned himself around in the cage. He stretched out one of
- 3:16:05his pies. He gaped and thrust down his tongue, which seemed as long
- 3:16:11as a man's arm. The knight stood up very straight and again addressed the
- 3:16:16beast. I challenged thee to come out and engage in fair combat with one
- 3:16:22who has never yet been vanquished, even with the renowned Don Quixote de la
- 3:16:28Mancha. The lion, with his two great eyes that were like live coals,
- 3:16:33gazed steadily at him through the dim light in the cage. It was
- 3:16:37a sight to strike terror into the heart of any man, But don Quixote
- 3:16:43felt no fear. I am ready for thee, he cried. The generous
- 3:16:48lion took no notice of his words, but yawned again, and then laid
- 3:16:54down, as if to take a nap. Did you see that, said
- 3:16:58the keeper. Surely you ought to be satisfied. You have challenged the lion.
- 3:17:03The beast is in such all of you that he declines the combat.
- 3:17:07That is true, answered don Quixote, Well, then what more can you
- 3:17:13wish? You have shown your greatness by your courage. No knight is expected
- 3:17:18to do more than challenge his enemy and wait for him on the field.
- 3:17:24You are right, sir, a keeper. Shut the door, and then
- 3:17:28write a little load for me staking what you have seen me. Do.
- 3:17:31Shut the door as I bid you, and I will call those back who
- 3:17:35run away for safety. They must hear your account of my exploit. The
- 3:17:41keeper gladly obeyed, and don Quixote waved a handkerchief from the points of his
- 3:17:48lance. Sancho was the first to see the signal. There there, he
- 3:17:54cried to the wagoner, I'll be switched if my master has not overcome those
- 3:17:58lions. They waited a few moments, and then, seeing everything quiet about
- 3:18:05the wagon, they went cautiously back. Come on, my friend, said
- 3:18:09don Quixote to the wagoner, hitch up your mules again and go your way.
- 3:18:16And Sancho, open your purse and give to each of these men two
- 3:18:20bold pieces to pay them for the time they have lost. I'll do that
- 3:18:24with all my heart, answered Sancho. But where are the lions? Are
- 3:18:30they dead or alive? Then the keeper gave a flowing account of the combat,
- 3:18:35and told how the lion, being overawed at the very sight of Don
- 3:18:39Quixote, was utterly unable to stir from his cage. What do you think
- 3:18:46of that, Sancho said, The proud knight courage is even greater than in
- 3:18:50judgment. So the two gold pieces were paid to the men. The wagoner
- 3:18:56hitched his mules to the wagon. The lions were duly fed, and the
- 3:19:01caper, well satisfied with the day's adventure, climbed up to his seat on
- 3:19:05the front part of the cage. Sir, good bye, he said,
- 3:19:11dopping his hat to Don Quixote. I thank you, and I will tell
- 3:19:16the King about your wonderful prowess. Do so, my friend, answered our
- 3:19:22hero. And if the King should ask who it was that challenged the beasts,
- 3:19:26tell him it was the night of the Lions, for that is the
- 3:19:31name by which I wish the world to know me. The wagoner cracked his
- 3:19:35whip and shouted. The mules strained at their chances. The wagon rumbled slowly
- 3:19:41away down the long road, and Don Quixote and Sancho Panza resumed in their
- 3:19:46journey and the chapter twenty one Chapter twenty two, the enchanted bark fear and
- 3:19:56softly, and step by step did Don Quixote and his squire went their way
- 3:20:01through field and wood and village and farmland. Many and strange were their adventures,
- 3:20:07so many and strange, indeed, that I shall not try to relate
- 3:20:11the half of them at length. On a sunny day, they came to
- 3:20:15the banks of the river Abril. As the Knight sat on Rosanante's back and
- 3:20:20gazed at the flowing water and at the grass and trees which bordered the banks
- 3:20:24with living green, he felt very happy. His squire, however, was
- 3:20:28in no pleasant humor, for the last few days had been days of weary
- 3:20:31toil. Presently, don Quixote observed a little boat which was lying in the
- 3:20:37water near by, being moored by a rope to the trunk of a small
- 3:20:41tree. It had neither oars nor sail, and for that reason it seemed
- 3:20:46all the more inviting. The Knight dismounted from his steed, calling at the
- 3:20:50same time to his squire to do the same. A light Sancho, he
- 3:20:54said, let us tie our beasts to the branches of this willow. Sancho
- 3:20:58obeyed, as why do we alight here? Master? You are to know,
- 3:21:03answered don Quixote, that this boat lies here for us. It invites
- 3:21:07me to embark in it and hasten to the relief of some night or other
- 3:21:11person of high degree who is in distress. I wonder if that is so,
- 3:21:16said Sancho, certainly, answered his master. In all the books that
- 3:21:20I have read, enchanters are forever doing such things. If a night happens
- 3:21:24to be in danger, there are sometimes only one other night that can rescue
- 3:21:28him. So a boat is provided for that other night, and in the
- 3:21:31twinkling of an eye, he is whisked away to the scene of trouble,
- 3:21:35even though it be two or three thousand leagues. That is wonderful, said
- 3:21:39Sancho, most assuredly, answered Don Quixote. And it is for just such
- 3:21:43a purpose that this enchanted bark lies here. Therefore, let us leave our
- 3:21:48steeds here in the shade and embark in it. Well, well, said
- 3:21:52Sancho, since you are the master, I must obey. But I tell
- 3:21:56you this is no enchanted bark. It is some fishermen boat. They are
- 3:22:01usually fishermen's boats, said Don Quixote. So let us begin our voyage without
- 3:22:05delay. He leaped into the little vessel. Sancho followed and untied the rope.
- 3:22:11The boat drifted slowly out into the stream. When Sancho saw that they
- 3:22:16were out of reach of the shore and had no means of pushing back.
- 3:22:20He began to quake with fear. We shall never see our noble steeds again.
- 3:22:24He cried, hear how the poor donkey brays and moans because we are
- 3:22:28leaving him. See how Rosinante tugs at his bridle. Oh, my poor
- 3:22:35dear friends, goodbye. Then he began such a moaning and howling that Don
- 3:22:41Quixote lost all patients with him. Coward, he cried, what are you
- 3:22:46afraid of? Who is after you? Who hurts you? Why we have
- 3:22:50already floated some seven or eight hundred leagues. If I'm not mistaken, we
- 3:22:54shall soon pass the equinoctial line, which divides the earth into parts arts.
- 3:23:00And when we come to that line, how far have we gone, then,
- 3:23:03asked Sancho, A mighty way, answered the Knight. They were now
- 3:23:09floating down the river with some speed. Below them were two great water mills
- 3:23:13near the middle of the stream. Look, look, my Sancho, cried
- 3:23:18Don Quixote. Do you see on city or castle that is where some knight
- 3:23:22lies in prison, or some princess is detained against her will? What do
- 3:23:28you mean, asked Sancho. Don't you see that those are no castles,
- 3:23:31They are only water mills for grinding corn. Peace, Sancho. I know
- 3:23:37they look like water mills, but that is a trick of the enchanters.
- 3:23:41Why those vile fellows can change and overturn everything from its natural form. You
- 3:23:48know how they transformed my dulcinea. The boat was now moving quite rapidly with
- 3:23:52the current. The people in the mills saw it and came out with long
- 3:23:56poles to keep it clear of the grain water wheels. They were powdered with
- 3:24:01flower dust, as millers commonly are, and therefore looked quite uncanny. Hello
- 3:24:07there, they cried, Are you mad in that boat? Push off,
- 3:24:11or you'll be cut to pieces by the mill wheels. Didn't I tell you,
- 3:24:16Sancho, that this is the place where I must show my strength,
- 3:24:18said don Quixote. See how those hobgoblins come out against us, But I'll
- 3:24:24show them what sort of person I am. Then he stood up in the
- 3:24:26boat and began to call the millers all sorts of bad names. You paltry
- 3:24:33cowards, he cried, release at once the captive whom you are detaining within
- 3:24:37your castle. For I am don Quixote de la Mancha, the Knight of
- 3:24:41the Lions, whom Heaven has sent to set your prisoner free. He drew
- 3:24:46his sword and began to thrust the air with it, as though fighting with
- 3:24:48an invisible enemy. But the millers gave little heat to his actions and stood
- 3:24:54ready with their poles to stop the boat. Sancho threw himself on his knees
- 3:24:58in the bottom of the boat and began to pray for deliverance. And indeed
- 3:25:03it seemed as though their time had come, for they were drifting straight into
- 3:25:07the wheel. Quickly the millers bestirred themselves, and thrusting out their poles,
- 3:25:11they overturned the boat. Don Quixote and Sancho were, of course, spilled
- 3:25:16out into the stream. It was lucky that both could swim. The weight
- 3:25:22of the Knight's armor dragged him twice to the bottom, and both he and
- 3:25:26his squire would have been drowned had not two of the millers jumped in and
- 3:25:30pulled them out by main force. Hardly had our exhausted heroes recovered their senses
- 3:25:35when the fishermen who owned the boat came running down to the shore. When
- 3:25:39he saw that the little craft had been broken to pieces in the mill wheel.
- 3:25:43He fell upon Sancho and began to beat him unmercifully. You shall pay
- 3:25:48me for that boat, he cried. I am ready to pay for it,
- 3:25:52said Don Quixote, provided these people will fairly and immediately surrender the prisoners
- 3:25:56whom they have unjustly detained in their castle. What castle do you mean and
- 3:26:01what prisoners? Asked the millers. Explain yourself, sir, we don't know
- 3:26:07what you're talking about. I might as well talk to a stump as try
- 3:26:11to persuade you to do a good act, answered don Quixote. Now I
- 3:26:15see that two rival enchanters have clashed in this adventure. One sent me a
- 3:26:20boat, the other overwhelmed it in the river. It is very plain that
- 3:26:24I can do nothing where there is such plodding and counter plotting. Then he
- 3:26:28turned his face toward the mill and raised his eyes to the window above the
- 3:26:31wheel. My friends, he cried at the top of his voice. My
- 3:26:37friends, whoever you are, who lie immurred in that prison, hear me,
- 3:26:41pardon my ill luck, for I cannot set you free. You must
- 3:26:46needs wait for some other night to perform that adventure. Having said this,
- 3:26:50he ordered Sancho to pay the fisherman fifty rials for the boat. Sancho obeyed
- 3:26:56sullenly, for he was very unwilling to part with the two voyages. Like
- 3:27:01that will sink all our stock, he muttered. The fishermen and the millers
- 3:27:05stood with their mouths open, wondering what sort of men these were who had
- 3:27:11come so strangely into their midst. Then concluding that they were madmen, they
- 3:27:16left them, the millers going to their mill, and the fishermen to his
- 3:27:20hut. As for Don Quixote and Sancho, they trudged sorrowfully back to their
- 3:27:24beasts, and thus ended the adventure of the Enchanted Bark end of Chapter twenty
- 3:27:31two. Chapter twenty three, The Duke and the Duchess. One fine day,
- 3:27:37just before sunset, our travelers came suddenly into a broad green meadow,
- 3:27:41which was bordered on three sides by a wood. In this meadow they saw
- 3:27:46a company of men and women, whom Don Quixote guessed to be fine people
- 3:27:50out for a hunt. Nor was he at all mistaken. He stopped and
- 3:27:54watched them from a distance. The chief person in the company was a lady
- 3:27:58dressed in green attire so rich that nothing could be richer. She was riding
- 3:28:03on a white horse, apparelled with a silver saddle and trappings of green.
- 3:28:07On her left wrist sat a hawk, and by this sign don Quixote knew
- 3:28:13her to be the mistress of the company. Presently he called softly to his
- 3:28:18squire friend, Sancho. He said, go quickly and tell that lady on
- 3:28:22the white palfrey that I the Knight of the Lions. Humbly salute her great
- 3:28:28beauty. But be careful what you say, and don't make a show of
- 3:28:31yourself by quoting proverbs. Your command shall be obeyed, said Sancho, and
- 3:28:37he at once set forward as fast as his donkey would carry him. As
- 3:28:41he drew near to the fair huntress, he alighted and fell on his knees
- 3:28:46before her, fair lady. He said, yonder knight is called the Knight
- 3:28:50of the Lions, and he is my master. I am his squire,
- 3:28:54and my name is Sancho Panza. He has sent me to tell you that
- 3:28:58he has no mind but to serve your hawking beauty, and and pray rise
- 3:29:05good squire, said the lady, I have heard of this Knight of the
- 3:29:09Lions, and it is not at all fitting that his squire should remain on
- 3:29:11his knees. Rise, sir, Rise, Sancho got up. He was
- 3:29:16surprised at the lady's beauty. He was also surprised to learn that she had
- 3:29:20heard of his master. He stood before her with wide open mouth, waiting
- 3:29:26for her further commands. Tell me, she said, is not your master,
- 3:29:31the ingenious gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha, the very same? May
- 3:29:35it please your worship, answered Sancho, And that squire of his is Sancho
- 3:29:39Panza, by name my own self. I am very glad to hear all
- 3:29:45this, said the lady, and I too, said Sancho. Now go,
- 3:29:48friend, Panza, said the lady, and tell your master that I
- 3:29:52am glad to welcome him to my estates. Nothing could give me more happiness.
- 3:29:56Sancho was overjoyed. He hastened back to his master and repeated every word
- 3:30:01that had been said to him. Don Quixote listened quietly. Then he fixed
- 3:30:07himself in his saddle and arranged his armor. He roused up Rosinante and set
- 3:30:11off at a good round pace to kiss the hand of the fair huntress.
- 3:30:16By this time, the lady, who was indeed a duchess, had been
- 3:30:20joined by her husband, the Duke, and both stood waiting for his coming,
- 3:30:24for they had heard of his many exploits, and they wished to become
- 3:30:28acquainted with him. As don Quixote rode up and was about to alight,
- 3:30:31Sancho hastened to be ready to hold his stirrup, but as he was sliding
- 3:30:37from the donkey's back, his foot was caught in the pack saddle, and
- 3:30:41there he hung by the heel, with head on the ground. It was
- 3:30:43a funny sight, but everybody was looking at Don Quixote, and Sancho was
- 3:30:48left to struggle as he might. Don Quixote, who was used to having
- 3:30:52his stirrup held, now made bold to alight without his squire's help. He
- 3:30:58came suddenly down into the stirrup with all his weight and Rosanante's saddle girth turning,
- 3:31:05he tumbled upon the ground between the poor horse's feet. The Duke's men
- 3:31:09ran to help don Quixote to his feet. He was not hurt much.
- 3:31:13He brushed the dust from his hands and went limping toward the spot where the
- 3:31:18Duke and duchess were waiting. The Duke met him and embraced him. I
- 3:31:22am sorry, he said, that such a mischance should happen to you here
- 3:31:26on my territories, valorous Prince, said don Quixote. I count it no
- 3:31:31mischance, when I may have the happiness of seeing your grace. My squire
- 3:31:35is much more apt to let his tongue loose than to tighten my saddle girth.
- 3:31:39But whether I be down or up, on horseback or on foot,
- 3:31:45I am always at your command. Then he went on to salute the duchess
- 3:31:50and to pay many a pretty compliment to her beauty and her wisdom. The
- 3:31:54end of the whole matter was that the Duke invited him to stay for a
- 3:31:56while at his castle, which was not far away. I entreat you,
- 3:32:01most valorous knight of the lions, he said, to favor us. With
- 3:32:03your company, you shall have such entertainment as is due to a person so
- 3:32:07justly famous. Don Quixote thereupon mounted his rosinante again. The Duke got upon
- 3:32:15his own stately steed, and the duchess riding between them, They moved toward
- 3:32:20the castle, which was situated among the hills not far away. The Duchess
- 3:32:24was delighted with Sancho. He was always so ready with an excuse or a
- 3:32:28proverb, that he amused her beyond measure. Why not let your squire ride
- 3:32:33with us, she presently asked. Sancho needed no further invitation. He crowded
- 3:32:39in between the Duke and the Duchess, and thus made a fourth rider in
- 3:32:41the notable procession that was ambling toward the Duke's castle. They were yet some
- 3:32:48little distance from the gates when the Duke gave spurs to his steed and galloped
- 3:32:52on ahead. He hastened homeward to put things in readiness for his guests,
- 3:32:58and to direct his people how to behave themselves towards the valorous knight don Quixote.
- 3:33:03When at length the party arrived at the gate of the castle, they
- 3:33:05were met by two of the Duke's servants. These servants were dressed in long
- 3:33:11vests of crimson satin, cut and shaped like nightgowns. They went directly to
- 3:33:16don Quixote. They took him in their arms and lifted him from the saddle
- 3:33:20to the ground. Then they said to him, go great and mighty,
- 3:33:24sir, and help our lady duchess down. Don Quixote hastened to obey,
- 3:33:28but the lady objected. Many pretty compliments were passed back and forth while the
- 3:33:33fair duchess sat upon her palfrey. I will not alight, she said,
- 3:33:37except in my husband's arms. So the Duke came and took her down,
- 3:33:43and don Quixote bowed his apologies and walked by her side through the broad gateway.
- 3:33:48As they entered the courtyard, they were met by two beautiful girls who
- 3:33:52threw a mantle of fine scarlet over don Quixote's shoulders. Then all the servants
- 3:33:56of the Duke, both men and women, shouted welcome, welcome, flower,
- 3:34:01and cream of knight errantry. All these things pleased don Quixote amazingly,
- 3:34:07for this was the first time he had felt that he was really and truly
- 3:34:11a knight. He now found himself treated just like the famous heroes he had
- 3:34:15read about, and it did his heart good. They led him up a
- 3:34:18stately staircase and into a noble hall, all hung with rich gold brocade.
- 3:34:24There his arm was taken off by six young ladies who served him instead of
- 3:34:28pages. This is indeed like the glorious days of chivalry, he said to
- 3:34:33himself. But what a poor piece of humanity he was when unarmed, raw
- 3:34:39boned and meager, tall and lank, lantern jawed and toothless, he was
- 3:34:45indeed an odd looking figure. The young ladies who waited on him had much
- 3:34:50ado to stifle their laughter. With much dignity, however, he retired to
- 3:34:56his own room, where he dressed himself for dinner, put on his belt
- 3:35:00and sword, threw a scarlet cloak over his shoulders, and set a jaunty
- 3:35:05cap of green velvet upon his head. When he came back into the hole,
- 3:35:09you would not have known him. Twelve pages at once came forward to
- 3:35:13lead him to the dinner table. Some walked before, some followed behind,
- 3:35:18and all waited upon him with the greatest show of respect. The table was
- 3:35:24set for four persons only, and there don Quixote was received by the Duke
- 3:35:28and the Duchess, and a priest who was with them. Courtly compliments were
- 3:35:33passed on all sides, and then they seated themselves, one at each of
- 3:35:37the four sides of the table. Now the reason for all the kindness shown
- 3:35:41to Don Quixote was this. The Duke and Duchess had nothing to do but
- 3:35:45pass away the time, and they had found this to be the very hardest
- 3:35:48kind of work. They had become tired of hunting, tired of playing chess,
- 3:35:54tired of watching the servants at work, tired of music, tired of
- 3:35:58everything. Oh life is so dull and wearisome, they said to each other,
- 3:36:03can't something be done to make it more enjoyable? So when Don Quixote
- 3:36:09and his squire happened to come to them, they were overjoyed. We shall
- 3:36:13have great sport with this rare couple, said the Duke. We shall have
- 3:36:16something to laugh at for the rest of our lives. The Duchess agreed to
- 3:36:20all his plans, and Don Quixote was therefore invited to make his home in
- 3:36:24the castle. He would give them more amusement than any fool at the king's
- 3:36:28court, And every day of his stay with them, the Duke and the
- 3:36:33Duchess studied how they might invent some new and pleasant joke upon the night or
- 3:36:37his squire. Everything was done kindly so as to hurt no one's feelings,
- 3:36:43and so many tricks were played that it would take more pages than there are
- 3:36:46in this book to tell about them. All I will relate only one or
- 3:36:50two. End of Chapter twenty three, Chapter twenty four, the Wooden peg
- 3:36:56Horse. One evening, the Duke and the Dutch were amusing themselves by listening
- 3:37:01to don Quixote's valorous talk. Do you know of any case of injured innocence?
- 3:37:07He asked, I will avenge it. I will go to the ends
- 3:37:09of the earth to combat error. I am not afraid of giants, nor
- 3:37:13even of enchanters. I will fight them one and all in defense of truth.
- 3:37:20While he was thus boasting of his valor, there was a sound of
- 3:37:24fifes and drums, and twelve elderly women entered, all clad in the dress
- 3:37:28of nuns. After them came a noble lady, heavily veiled and wearing a
- 3:37:33gown with a long trail divided into three parts. The twelve women ranged themselves
- 3:37:39in two rows, and thus made a lane for the strange lady to march
- 3:37:43through as she approached the Duke and Duchess. Then her squire, who followed
- 3:37:48her, announced that she was the Countess Trefaldin, otherwise known as the Disconsolate
- 3:37:54Lady, and that she had come from a distant land to make known her
- 3:37:56misfortunes. The duke received her graciously. He took her by the hand and
- 3:38:03placed her in a chair by the side of the duchess. Don Quixote and
- 3:38:05Sancho stood anxiously near, both wishing very much to see the veiled lady's face.
- 3:38:11After the usual compliments had been passed, the lady suddenly asked, is
- 3:38:16there in this illustrious company a knight called Don Quixote de la Manchisima, with
- 3:38:22his squire Isimo Panza. Panza is here, cried Sancho, before anybody else
- 3:38:28could speak, And here is Don Quixotissimo also, so you may tell your
- 3:38:33tale, fair lady, for we are all ready to be your ser vittorissimo's.
- 3:38:39Then Don Quixote spoke, I am the valorous Don Quixote de la Mancha,
- 3:38:43he said, My profession is to succor the distressed, and I therefore
- 3:38:48dedicate my service to you. Tell us of your troubles, madam, and
- 3:38:52if they do not admit of a cure, we can at least sympathize with
- 3:38:56you. The veiled lady, with sighs and sow and many high sounding words,
- 3:39:01at length, related her story. She declared that She had come from
- 3:39:05the distant kingdom of Kandaia, which she had once ranked among the noblest of
- 3:39:09the land. A giant wizard named Malambruno had bewitched her and placed her under
- 3:39:15a spell of enchantment. Until that spell could be removed, she was doomed
- 3:39:20to wander over the earth in search of a champion who would restore her to
- 3:39:24her rightful place and honors. Ah Madam cried Don Quixote, behold in me,
- 3:39:30your champion, Point out the way, and I will go to the
- 3:39:33ends of the earth to serve you. Then the lady told him that the
- 3:39:37kingdom of Kandaia was thousands of leagues away, and that to travel thither by
- 3:39:43any ordinary means would require many years. But the wizard Malambruno will send you
- 3:39:50a steed, said she. He will send you a magic steed that will
- 3:39:54carry you to Kandaia quickly and with the greatest ease, For he has heard
- 3:39:58of your prowess, and he anxious to test it by meeting you in mortal
- 3:40:01combat. Pray, tell me of what nature is that steed which he will
- 3:40:07send from my conveyance, said Don Quixote. It is the steed Clavelegnok,
- 3:40:13answered the lady, the same wooden horse, in fact, which the wizard
- 3:40:16Merlin lent to his friend Peter of Provence. It is indeed a wondrous steed.
- 3:40:22It never eats, nor sleeps, nor needs shoeing. It has no
- 3:40:26wings, and yet it goes ambling through the air so smoothly that you may
- 3:40:31carry a cup of water in your hand and not spill a drop of it,
- 3:40:35if you are bold enough to ride this horse. And bold enough,
- 3:40:39interrupted don Quixote, who questions my boldness, Bring the steed to me,
- 3:40:43and you shall see that I shrink from nothing. The steed shall be ready
- 3:40:48for you in the morning, answered the lady. Early the next day.
- 3:40:52Therefore, the Duke, with his household and guests, went into the garden
- 3:40:56to see the outcome of this adventure. They were all greatly delighted, for
- 3:41:01the whole matter had been arranged on purpose for their amusement. Don Quixote soon
- 3:41:05arrived. He was clad in his armor, with his sword dangling from his
- 3:41:09side, and he seemed very impatient of delay. Sancho was close at his
- 3:41:13heels, but by no means pleased with the undertaking. About the middle of
- 3:41:18the forenoon, a trumpet sounded, and four woodsmen came into the garden.
- 3:41:22They were dressed in green, with wreaths of ivy about their heads. They
- 3:41:28carried between them a misshapen, long legged wooden horse, which they set down
- 3:41:33upon the ground. Here is the famous Claveleeno, cried the leader. There
- 3:41:39is none like him upon the earth. Now, let the man who is
- 3:41:43not afraid, mount him and away at once for Candaya, and let his
- 3:41:48squire, if he has one, mount behind him, for the steed flies
- 3:41:52best when fully waited. But I see no bridle, said Sancho. How
- 3:41:56is the noble beast to be guided simply by turning this wooden peg which you
- 3:42:01see in his forehead? Answered the woodsman. It is very easy to direct
- 3:42:05him either to the right or to the left. But the knight and his
- 3:42:09squire must both be blindfolded, otherwise they become giddy in their flight through the
- 3:42:15upper air and tumble headlong to the earth. Don Quixote did not hesitate a
- 3:42:18moment. He climbed into the saddle. He pulled a handkerchief from his pocket
- 3:42:24and asked one of the ladies to hoodwink him with it. Then he noticed
- 3:42:28that Sancho hung back and seemed afraid. What you, rascal, he cried,
- 3:42:33are you afraid to sit where many better than you have sat? Come?
- 3:42:37Suffer yourself to be blindfolded, and let me not hear a word of
- 3:42:41complaint from you. Soon both knight and squire were astride of the steed and
- 3:42:46blindfolded. They were ready to begin their perilous flight. The Duke and the
- 3:42:52Duchess and all their household came around and bade them good bye. Then don
- 3:42:58Quixote leaned forward and began to turn the pin in the horse's head. He
- 3:43:03fancied that he was rising in the air, and that he was sailing right
- 3:43:07up to the sky. Speed you well, brave Knight, cried all the
- 3:43:09people in the garden. May Heaven be your guide, bold squire. Then
- 3:43:15they clapped their hands and shouted, how high you are, How like a
- 3:43:20blazing star you shoot through the sky. Hold fast, Sancho. Don't loosen
- 3:43:24your hold and fall from that giddy height, Sir, said Sancho, clinging
- 3:43:30close to his master. How does it happen that we can hear them so
- 3:43:33plainly, although we are soaring so high above them, One would think that
- 3:43:37they were standing close beside us. It is all very natural, answered Don
- 3:43:41Quixote, for in these grand aerial flights you can see and hear things plainly
- 3:43:46which are a thousand leagues away. But don't hold me so hard you will
- 3:43:50make me tumble off. I wish only to steady you, said Sancho.
- 3:43:54Well, I wonder what makes you tremble, So said Don Quixote. As
- 3:43:58for myself, I never rode easier in my life. The horse goes as
- 3:44:03if he were not moving at all. After a few minutes, he said,
- 3:44:07I think that we must now be somewhere in the second region of the
- 3:44:11air, where hail and snow are produced. If we keep on at this
- 3:44:15rate, we shall soon reach the third region, from which lightnings and the
- 3:44:18thunderbolts are hurled upon the earth. I hope that we shall not go too
- 3:44:24near the sun, for in that case we shall surely be scorched. At
- 3:44:28that moment, one of the Duke's men set fire to some flax at the
- 3:44:31end of a pole, and swished it near their faces. Well, well,
- 3:44:35cried Sancho, we are in the region of fire already, for the
- 3:44:39half of my beard is singed off. I have a great mind to peep
- 3:44:43out under the blindfold, and see what sort of country we are coming to.
- 3:44:48Don't do it for your life, said don Quixote. The whole issue
- 3:44:52of this adventure depends upon obedience. Be brave, be patient, for we
- 3:44:56only mount high in order that we may come straight down upon the kingdom of
- 3:45:01Kandaya. Shall we be there soon, master, asked Sancho. I know
- 3:45:05not, was the answer. But we have certainly already traversed a vast distance.
- 3:45:11Well, I should like it better if I had a softer saddle,
- 3:45:13said Sancho. The Duke and Duchess were mightily pleased at the success of their
- 3:45:18joke. The question now was how they could put a fitting end to the
- 3:45:22well contrived adventure. One of the servants ran up and set fire to Clavelaeno's
- 3:45:28tail. The horse, being filled with fireworks, burst open with a tremendous
- 3:45:33noise. Don Quixote and his squire were, of course thrown to the ground.
- 3:45:37They were scorched a little, but not otherwise hurt. They scrambled to
- 3:45:41their feet and pulled the bandages from their eyes. They looked around and were
- 3:45:46surprised to find themselves still in the Duke's garden, where they had begun their
- 3:45:52flight. As they recovered from their confusion, they saw a lance sticking in
- 3:45:56the ground near by, and on the lance was scroll of white parchment bound
- 3:46:01around with two green ribbons. Don Quixote looked at the scroll, and,
- 3:46:05seeing his name upon it, picked it off to read what was written.
- 3:46:09The inscription was in golden characters and read as follows. The renowned night Don
- 3:46:16Quixote, has achieved this adventure by honestly trying to perform it. Malam Bruno
- 3:46:22is fully satisfied. The enchantment is removed from all who have suffered by it.
- 3:46:28This is ordered by Merlin, Prince of Enchanters. What wonderful fortune is
- 3:46:33ours, cried don Quixote after reading it. Let us have courage, for
- 3:46:39the adventure is finished and we have accomplished everything without damage to anybody. And
- 3:46:45now the Duke came forward and greeted him as the bravest Knight the world had
- 3:46:48ever seen. The Duchess, her face wreathed with smiles, shook hands with
- 3:46:54both Knight and squire. How did you fare on your long and perilous journey,
- 3:46:58she asked, very pleasantly. Madam answered Sancho, I never had so
- 3:47:03wonderful a view of creation in my life. For as we were flying through
- 3:47:07the region of fire, I shoved my handkerchief over a little and peeped down.
- 3:47:13Ah, it was a sight to gladden the eyes. I spied the
- 3:47:16earth far far below us, and it looked no bigger than a mustard seed.
- 3:47:22Indeed, it must have been very wonderful, said the Duchess. It
- 3:47:26was nothing short of wonderful, said Sancho. Why I could see the men
- 3:47:31walking about on the earth, and I declare they looked no bigger than hazel
- 3:47:35nuts. The Duchess laughed, men the size of hazel nuts walking on an
- 3:47:39earth the size of a mustard seed. She said, It must have been
- 3:47:43very, very wonderful. Truly it was, answered Sancho. And at one
- 3:47:48time, when I looked between my eyelashes, I saw myself so near to
- 3:47:52Heaven that I could almost reach out and touch it. Then we passed the
- 3:47:58place where the seven stars are, and I saw seven frisky goats in a
- 3:48:01great pasture. What did I do but slip off of Clavileno without telling a
- 3:48:05soul, And there I played and leaped with the goats for fully three quarters
- 3:48:11of an hour. And what became of your master and the horse while you
- 3:48:13were playing, asked the Duchess. Sancho scratched his head and was at a
- 3:48:18loss for an answer. W Ah, well, Madam I I, he
- 3:48:24stammered. Well I speak out, said the Duke. Say that the noble
- 3:48:28steed stirred, not afoot, but waited patiently about till the game was over.
- 3:48:33Truly he did that very thing, said Sancho. The Duke and his
- 3:48:37servants laughed heartily, but they were not quite sure whether Sancho was in earnest
- 3:48:43or otherwise. What if, after all, he had seen through their cunning
- 3:48:46little play and was now slyly making game of them, Don Quixote said,
- 3:48:52but little, and yet he looked and acted as though he were very proud
- 3:48:56and well satisfied with the result of his achievement. And so ended the famous
- 3:49:01adventure with the wooden peg Horse end of chapter twenty four. Chapter twenty five
- 3:49:09Sancho in his island. The Duke and the Duchess were so well pleased with
- 3:49:16the success of their latest jest that they soon formed plans for another, and
- 3:49:22this time Sancho Panza was to be the chosen hero. Sancho Panza said the
- 3:49:30Duke one day. Is it true that your master has promised to make you
- 3:49:33the governor of an island? I so, he has, answered Sancho,
- 3:49:39and I am he that deserves it as well as anybody. I have kept
- 3:49:43my master company many a month, and if he live and I live,
- 3:49:48there will be no lack of islands for me to govern. Well, said
- 3:49:54the Duke. I have a few spare islands on my own line around,
- 3:49:58and I I will give you one for the sake of my good friend don
- 3:50:01Quixote. Down on thy knees, Sancho cried, don Quixote and kiss the
- 3:50:07Duke's feet with this favor, and Sancho obeyed. A few days later,
- 3:50:15the Duke said to his squire, Sancho, did you remember the island which
- 3:50:20I promised you? Most assuredly, sir, I have not forgotten it,
- 3:50:24said Sancho. Well you must prepare to take possession of your government tomorrow,
- 3:50:30said the Duke. The islanders are longing for you as a farmer longs for
- 3:50:35rain in summer. They will not be put off any longer. Sancho bowed
- 3:50:41humbly and answered, well, then I will do my best. But since
- 3:50:46I looked down from the sky the other day and saw the earth still very
- 3:50:50small. I don't care half so much about being a governor. What does
- 3:50:54it matter to rule over half a dozen men? No bigger than hazel nuts,
- 3:50:58Oh, Sancho, said the duke. When once you have had a
- 3:51:03taste of ruling, you will never leave up licking your fingers. You will
- 3:51:07find it so sweet to command and so pleasant to be obeyed. Indeed,
- 3:51:11it is a dainty thing to command, said Sancho. I know it,
- 3:51:16for I once commanded a flock of sheep. Well, I hope you will
- 3:51:20be as good a governor as you are a shepherd, said the Duke.
- 3:51:24Now get ready to set out for your island tomorrow morning. My servants will
- 3:51:28furnish you with dress suitable to your high office. Let them dress me as
- 3:51:35they will. I'll be Sancho Panza, still, answered the squire. When
- 3:51:39Don Quixote heard that Sancho was to leave for his island in the morning,
- 3:51:43he sat down with them and gave him a great deal of good advice.
- 3:51:48Among a thousand other things. He said, First of all, fear God,
- 3:51:54for the fear of Him is wisdom. Second, make it thy thy
- 3:52:00business to know thyself. Pride thyself more on being humble and virtuous than proud
- 3:52:07and vicious. Despise not thy poor relations, that the tears of the poor
- 3:52:13find more compassion than the testimony of the rich. Revile not with words him
- 3:52:20whom thou hast to punish, Indeed, in the trial of a criminal,
- 3:52:26remember the temptations of our depraved nature, and show thyself full of pity and
- 3:52:31mercy. As to the governments of thy person, my first command is cleanliness.
- 3:52:39Pare thy nails, keep thy clothes well fitted about thee defile not thy
- 3:52:45breath with onions and garlic. Walk softly, speak with deliberation, to drink
- 3:52:52moderately, be careful not to chew on both sides. Sleep with moderation.
- 3:53:00For thy dress, wear long hose, in ample coat, and a cloak
- 3:53:05a little longer. Lastly, do not overlaw thy discourse with proverbs, as
- 3:53:11thou art wont to do. Sancho listened quietly to all this advice, and
- 3:53:18promised that he would observe as much of it as he could remember. But
- 3:53:22please let me have it all in black and white, he said, for
- 3:53:26my memory is poor. True, I can neither write nor read, but
- 3:53:31I will give it to the priests of my island and tell him to hammer
- 3:53:35it into me as often as I need it. Oh thinner that I am,
- 3:53:39cried Don Quixote, How scandalous it is that a governor should not be
- 3:53:45able to read or write. I would have thee at least learned to write
- 3:53:50thy name. Oh I can write my name, answered Sancho. I used
- 3:53:54to scrawl of sort of letters, and they told me it was my name.
- 3:54:00Besides, I can pretend that I've hurt my hand and hit somebody else
- 3:54:03to sign for me, For there isn't remedy for all things wet death.
- 3:54:09Let them that bite me to my face, I will bite back the biters.
- 3:54:13Let them come for wool and go home shorn. The rich man's follies
- 3:54:18pass for wise sayings. What a man has so much as he work,
- 3:54:22said my grandmother. Enough enough, said Don Quixote. We have had enough
- 3:54:30of your proverbs. They will make your islanders plot against you and pull you
- 3:54:35down. For pity's sake, Master, said Sancho, don't grudge me the
- 3:54:41use of my own goods. Proverbs are my stock. Whether the pitcher hit
- 3:54:46the stone or the stone hit the pitcher, it is bad for the pitcher.
- 3:54:50Well, Sancho answered, don Quixote, you have a good disposition and
- 3:54:56you mean well, so let us go to dinner. The very next day,
- 3:55:03Sancho set out for his island. He was dressed in fine clothes and
- 3:55:07rode a tall mule in gaudy trappings. Behind him was led his own donkey,
- 3:55:13adorned like the horse of state. He kissed the hands of the Duke
- 3:55:18and Duchess and bowed his head to receive his master's blessing. Then he rode
- 3:55:24cheerfully away with a great train of servants, every one of whom had been
- 3:55:30told how to behave towards him. It was not a long journey. Soon
- 3:55:35they came to a little town which belonged to the Duke, and Sancho was
- 3:55:39told that it was his island. Its name was Barataria. At the gates
- 3:55:45of the town, he was met by the chief officers. The bells rang
- 3:55:50and the people shouted their joy. Then he was led to the church and
- 3:55:54the keys of the town were put in his hands. Hail to our our
- 3:56:00noble governor, shouted young and old, and Sancho began to feel very much
- 3:56:05elated. He was so short and fat, and he looked so funny in
- 3:56:11his fine clothes that all who did not know that it was one of the
- 3:56:15Duke's jokes, were puzzled to think what kind of man he was. But
- 3:56:20still they shouted hail to our lord, Don Sancho Panza. Sancho turned to
- 3:56:26his secretary and asked, whom do they call Don Sancho Panza. Why,
- 3:56:33your lordship yourself, answered the secretary. Well, friend, said Sancho,
- 3:56:39take notice that Don does not belong to me. Plain Sancho Panza is my
- 3:56:45name, my father and my grandfather, and all of us have been playing
- 3:56:50panzas without any dons or Donna's added. Now, I guess the dons are
- 3:56:56thickest stones on this island. But if my government lest four days all clear
- 3:57:01them out like so many flies from the church, Sancho was taken with much
- 3:57:07ceremony to the Hall of Justice. There he was set in a great chair,
- 3:57:13and all he wished to appeal to him for justice came and made their
- 3:57:16wants known. The first who came were two men, one dressed like a
- 3:57:22country fellow, the other like a tailor. My Lord Governor, said the
- 3:57:28tailor, this farmer, and I have come to you to settle a dispute
- 3:57:33between us. Yesterday, the farmer came into my shop with a piece of
- 3:57:37cloth. He asked me if there was enough of it to make a cap.
- 3:57:41I measured the stuff and answered yes. Then he asked if there was
- 3:57:46enough for two caps, and again I said yes. At last I told
- 3:57:52him there were enough for five caps. This morning he came for us caps.
- 3:57:56They were finished, and I gave them to him. But he would
- 3:58:01not pay me. He says, I must give him his cloth again,
- 3:58:03or the price of it. Sancho turned to the farmer and said, is
- 3:58:09this true, my friend? Yes, answered the men. But let him
- 3:58:15show you the five caps he has made with all my heart, said the
- 3:58:20tailor, And with that he held up his hand, showing four tiny caps
- 3:58:24on his fingers and one on his thumb. There, he said, you
- 3:58:31see the five caps he asked for, and I had not a sniff of
- 3:58:35cloth left. Everybody in the room laughed to see the number of caps and
- 3:58:39their smallness. Sancho put his hand to his chin and thought for a little
- 3:58:45while. Then he said, it is the judgment of this court that the
- 3:58:50tailor shall lose his making, and the farmer his cloth. The caps shall
- 3:58:54be given to the prisoners in jail, and that ends the whole matter.
- 3:59:00Who heard this decision were pleased because of its justness. Two old men next
- 3:59:05came before the governor. One of them carried a cane, but he used
- 3:59:11to help him along. My lord, said the other man. Some time
- 3:59:16ago, I lent this good man ten gold crowns. I did it as
- 3:59:20an act of kindness, and he was to repay me whenever I asked him.
- 3:59:26I did not demand it for a long time, but since he seemed
- 3:59:30so careless about it, I at last sent to him that I want him
- 3:59:33the money. What do you think He not only refuses to pay me,
- 3:59:39but he says I never lent him the money, or if I did,
- 3:59:43he returned it. I have no witnesses, but I beg you to put
- 3:59:46him on his oaths. If he will swear that he has paid me,
- 3:59:50I will forgive him. Old man of the staff, said Sancho, what
- 3:59:56say you to this? Sir? Answered the old man, I owe that
- 4:00:01he lent me the money, and if he will hold out your rod of
- 4:00:05office, I will swear upon it that I have returned it and full Sancho
- 4:00:11held out the rod. The old man handed his staff to the other man
- 4:00:16to hold while he took the oath. Then he put his hands on the
- 4:00:20cross of the governor's rod and swore that it was true that the other had
- 4:00:24lent him the money, but that he had returned the same sum into his
- 4:00:28hands. Sancho turned to the other man and asked, what do you say
- 4:00:33to that, well, said the poor man. My neighbor is a good
- 4:00:39Christian, and I don't believe he would swear falsely. Perhaps I have forgotten
- 4:00:45when and how he repaid me. Then the owner of the staff took his
- 4:00:50stick, and the two men left the court. Sancho leaned his head over
- 4:00:54his breast. He put his forefinger on his eyebrows and sat for a time.
- 4:01:01Then he suddenly said, where is that man with the staff? Bring
- 4:01:05it back to me. Instantly soon both men were again brought before him.
- 4:01:13Good man, he said to the one with the staff, let me see
- 4:01:16your cane. I have used for it. Certainly, sir, here it
- 4:01:20is, answered the man. Sancho took the staff and immediately gave it to
- 4:01:26the other man. There he said, go your way in peace, for
- 4:01:31now you are paid. How so, my lord, cried the man.
- 4:01:37Is this cane worth ten gold crowns? Well, if it is not,
- 4:01:41then I am the greatest fool in the world, said Sancho. If you
- 4:01:46will but return the cane to me for a moment, you shall see with
- 4:01:50your own eyes. He took the staff between his hands and broken in two,
- 4:01:56and out fell the ten gold crowns. Everybody in the court was amazed.
- 4:02:01They began to think that Sancho was a second Solomon whose wisdom was past
- 4:02:07finding out. The truth was, however, that Sancho had once heard of
- 4:02:11the same kind of trick being played in a distant town. It was an
- 4:02:16old story, but unknown in Barrataria. The end of the matter was that
- 4:02:22one old man went away very much ashamed, and the other returned home well
- 4:02:26satisfied. Thus, one case after another was brought before the governor, and
- 4:02:33he gave such wise judgment that the people wondered how such wisdom could be contained
- 4:02:39in a little round head like his. And yet, with all the intention
- 4:02:43that was shown him, Sancho was not happy in his island. He was
- 4:02:48never allowed to eat a good meal, for the doctor always stood by and
- 4:02:52refused to let him touch anything that would hurt his digestion. He could not
- 4:02:56even eat roast partridge a while. It was set on the table before him,
- 4:03:01and was, of all the things the dish, which he liked best.
- 4:03:07He was wearied too, with all the tedious ceremonies at court. His
- 4:03:11fine clothes were irksome, his night's sleep was broken into by the cares of
- 4:03:16state. And then at last there came a dreadful letter from the Duke.
- 4:03:22The letter was full of warnings. Some enemies, it said, were marching
- 4:03:26across the island. Four men had gone into the town from the purpose of
- 4:03:31killing the governor. The Duke therefore advised Sancho to be careful and not eat
- 4:03:37anything that was set before him, lest he should be poisoned. All this
- 4:03:43was a part of the Duke's great joke, and it frightened Sancho Panza terribly.
- 4:03:48Seven days had passed since he came to Barrataria. He had had no
- 4:03:54rest, He was tired and hungry. It was very late when he was
- 4:03:58at last to go to bed. He was just dropping off to sleep when
- 4:04:03he heard a great noise in the street. He was alarmed and jumped up
- 4:04:07to see what was the matter. Bells were ringing, drums were beating,
- 4:04:13men were shouting. Sancho trembled with fear. He put on his slippers and
- 4:04:18hurried to the door. Several men with torches and drawn swords came running up.
- 4:04:24They shouted, arm arm Lord Governor, the enemy had gotten to the
- 4:04:30island. Come and lead us against them. We have arms for you.
- 4:04:35Why an army? And who had luck to us? All? Said Sancho,
- 4:04:39trying to be very brave. They brought two shields and put them over
- 4:04:43his shirt, one behind and one before. They fastened these shields together with
- 4:04:48cords drawn as tightly as possible. Then they put a spear in his hand
- 4:04:54and said, lead on, now, Lord Governor. How can I lead
- 4:04:58on when I am trust stuff like this, asked Sancho, And indeed he
- 4:05:03looked much like a turtle between two great jels. I cannot so much as
- 4:05:09bend my legs, said he. You must carry me. Nonsense, my
- 4:05:13Lord Governor, said one of the men. It is fear that keeps you
- 4:05:18from moving. Lead on, for the danger is greater every minute. Poor
- 4:05:24Sancho tried to walk, but he fell to the floor with such a crash
- 4:05:28that he thought himself broken to pieces. He lay there, helpless and praying
- 4:05:33for deliverance. Suddenly all the lights went out. He could hear a man
- 4:05:37fighting all around. Some tripped on him, some stood on him and shouted.
- 4:05:43He was never so frightened in his life. Oh, that this island
- 4:05:48were taken, he moaned, or that I were dead and out of this
- 4:05:52trouble. Then he heard shouts of victory, victory, Where is our lord?
- 4:05:58Governor Sancho could only cry in a weak voice, here I am,
- 4:06:05help me up. His shields were taken off, and he was carried into
- 4:06:09his chamber. There he fell back on his bed in a dead swoon,
- 4:06:15and those who had been playing the stoke upon him became really frightened by and
- 4:06:20by however, he began to come to himself. What time is it?
- 4:06:26He asked? It is near daybreak, they answered. He spoke not again,
- 4:06:31but very quietly began to put on his clothes. When he was dressed,
- 4:06:37he went out, slowly and feebly, for he was too much s
- 4:06:41bruised to move fast. He went to the stable and found the stall where
- 4:06:45his donkey was standing. He flung his arms around the beast's neck and kissed
- 4:06:50him. Oh, my dear chappel, he said, while tears fell from
- 4:06:56his eyes, my faithful companion, my best friend. When all my cares
- 4:07:01were only to feed thy little body, my hours, my days, my
- 4:07:05years were happy. But since I've clambered up upon the towers of ambition,
- 4:07:11I have a thousand woes, a thousand toils, and four thousand tribulations.
- 4:07:18While he was talking, he bridled and saddled the donkey. Then he slowly
- 4:07:22got upon him and took hold of the reins. Make way, gentlemen,
- 4:07:26he cried to those who were standing around, Let me return to liberty.
- 4:07:33I was not born to be a governor or to defend islands. May Heaven
- 4:07:37bless you, my good people. Tell my Lord Duke that I had either
- 4:07:41won nor lost. For I came into this island without a penny, and
- 4:07:46without a penny. I leave it clear the way then, and let me
- 4:07:50go, so saying, he tripped to this donkey and rode slowly away to
- 4:07:56rejoin his master don Quixote. Everybody he appeared to be astonished. When he
- 4:08:01finally arrived at the Duke's castle. He had all welcomed him kindly and heartily,
- 4:08:07and listened to his story of what had happened to him. It is
- 4:08:11now eight days since I began to govern the island that was given to me,
- 4:08:16he said. In all that time I never had enough to eat.
- 4:08:20I had no leisure, either to take bribes or to receive what were my
- 4:08:26just dos. Enemies trambled over my bones. My life was a burden.
- 4:08:31But man proposes, and God disposes. Heaven knows what is best for us.
- 4:08:37All. Let no man say I will not drink of this water.
- 4:08:41I say no more. Never mind, Sancho, Never mind, said Don
- 4:08:46Quixote. If a governor returns rich from his government, they say he has
- 4:08:52robbed. If he returns poor, then they call him a doolittle. But
- 4:08:58if thy conscience is clear, thou hast nothing to fear, yes, said
- 4:09:03Sancho. But this time they will be likelier to call me an idiot than
- 4:09:09a robber. End of Chapter twenty five, Chapter twenty six, The Innkeeper
- 4:09:16of Saragosa. One morning, towards the end of summer, don Quixote surprised
- 4:09:24the Duke by calling for his armor and his steed. My Lord Duke,
- 4:09:28I must away to seek new adventures, he said, I cannot tarry here
- 4:09:33any longer. But has not your stay with us been agreeable to you?
- 4:09:37Asked the Duke, why should you wish to leave us? You have indeed
- 4:09:41been kind, and I thank you for it, answered the Knight. But
- 4:09:45it is wrong to linger here among the dainties and delights which you have provided,
- 4:09:48while there are so many things in the world that need doing. I
- 4:09:52shall have to give an account for all these idle days. So, bidding
- 4:09:56the Duke and Duchess a kind farewell, he mounted his steed and rode away
- 4:10:01towards Saragossa, and Sancho on his dappled donkey, followed him. As before,
- 4:10:05time would fail me to tell of the many happenings on the road.
- 4:10:09They traveled leisurely along, making no plans, and letting each day an hour
- 4:10:13take care of itself. Yet the night was ever on the alert for some
- 4:10:16new adventure. One evening they arrived at an inn on the outskirts of the
- 4:10:22city, feeling very tired and hungry. The innkeeper met them at the door.
- 4:10:26Have you lodgings for two weary travelers and their beasts, asked Sancho.
- 4:10:31Yes, answered the innkeeper. There are no better lodgings in Saragosa. So
- 4:10:35they alighted. Sancho led the beasts to the stable and gave them their food.
- 4:10:41Then he returned to the house to wait on his master. What have
- 4:10:45you for supper, my good host, he asked. You may measure your
- 4:10:48mouth and ask for anything you like, said the innkeeper. Here you will
- 4:10:52find everything in abundance, fowls of the air, birds of the earth,
- 4:10:56and fishes of the sea. Well, said san If you will roast a
- 4:11:01couple of chickens for us, it will be enough. My master eats but
- 4:11:03little, and I am not a glutton. I'm sorry, said the innkeeper,
- 4:11:07but I have not a single chicken left. The hawks have carried them
- 4:11:11all away. Why then, if that is the case, you may roast
- 4:11:15us a duck, said Sancho. A duck, sir, cried the innkeeper.
- 4:11:18I sent fifty to the market yesterday, and there is not another one.
- 4:11:22But aside from ducks and chickens, ask for anything you like, well,
- 4:11:28said Sancho, A little veal or boiled kid would taste quite good.
- 4:11:31Next week, my friend, we shall have plenty of both, said the
- 4:11:35host. But now we are just out of such meats. Bring on some
- 4:11:37fried eggs and bacon. Then, said Sancho. Oh you are a good
- 4:11:41one at guessing, cried the host. But I told you that I had
- 4:11:45neither chickens nor ducks, So how can I have eggs? Oh? Bother,
- 4:11:48said Sancho, losing his patience. Have done with your ramblings, mister
- 4:11:52landlord, and tell me just what you have. I will do so,
- 4:11:56answered the innkeeper. What I really have is nothing more less than a pair
- 4:12:00of cow heels dressed with beans, onions and bacon. And all these are
- 4:12:05cooked to a turn, and even now crying eat me, eat me,
- 4:12:09I set my mark on them this minute, said Sancho. Let nobody else
- 4:12:11touch them. Nobody else will wish to touch them, said the innkeeper,
- 4:12:16For all the other guests are of such quality that they take their cook and
- 4:12:20their larder with them. As for quality, cried Sancho, my master is
- 4:12:24as good as the best, but his profession doesn't allow him to carry a
- 4:12:28pantry wherever he goes. Presently, the host brought in the kettle, and
- 4:12:31they all sat down to a supper of cows heel and onions. The knight
- 4:12:37and his squire were used to rough fare, and they had learned to take
- 4:12:39things as they found them. They rested well that night, and in the
- 4:12:43morning set forth again upon their travels. But now instead of going to Saragossa,
- 4:12:48they took another road and journeyed on to Barcelona. The fame of don
- 4:12:52Quixote had gone before him, and at Barcelona there were those who gladly received
- 4:12:56him and entertained him. And so they spent some days in that great city,
- 4:13:01looking at its wonders, and most of all at the sea, which
- 4:13:05neither of them had ever before beheld. End of Chapter twenty six. Chapter
- 4:13:13twenty seven, The Night of the White Moon. One morning, don Quixote,
- 4:13:18fully armed, rode out to the seashore to take the air. He
- 4:13:22felt very brave and was in fine fighting humor. Arms, he said,
- 4:13:28are my best attire, and combat is my meat and drink. Suddenly he
- 4:13:33saw a strange knight riding towards him. The knight was armed from head to
- 4:13:37foot, and on his shield a bright moon was painted. As soon as
- 4:13:41he was within hearing, he called out, most illustrious, most valorous,
- 4:13:46don Quixote de la Mancha. I am the Knight of the White Moon.
- 4:13:50I have come to enter into combat with thee I have come to make THEE
- 4:13:56confess that my lady, whoever she may be, is more more beautiful by
- 4:14:01far than thy Dulcinea del Toboso. That I will never confess, answered don
- 4:14:07Quixote. But I will force THEE to confess the contrary. Thou hast never
- 4:14:11seen the illustrious Dulcinea. If thou hadst the sight of her, would have
- 4:14:16made THEE know that there is no beauty like unto hers. I challenge you
- 4:14:20to prove it in fair combat, cried the Knight of the White Moon.
- 4:14:24If I vanquish you, I shall require you to go to your home and
- 4:14:28for the space of one year, give up your arms and your knight errantry,
- 4:14:31and live there in peace and quiet. But what do you agree to
- 4:14:35do if I shall vanquish you, said don Quixote. I agree that my
- 4:14:39head shall be at your disposal, answered the Knight. My horse and arms
- 4:14:43shall be your spoils, and the fame of my deeds shall be added to
- 4:14:48that of your own achievements. I accept your challenge, said don Quixote,
- 4:14:52and will faithfully comply with all its conditions. But I am content with the
- 4:14:56fame of my own deeds and do not wish to assume yours. Choose whichever
- 4:15:01side of the field you prefer, and let us settle this business at once.
- 4:15:05The two knights turned their horses and rode apart some distance. Then they
- 4:15:11again faced each other. The next moment, without waiting for any signal,
- 4:15:16they made the onset. The White Moon's steed was much swifter than Rosinante,
- 4:15:22and he thundered down upon don Quixote, ere he had run one third of
- 4:15:26the distance. Our knight had no time to use his spear. The stranger
- 4:15:30struck him with such force that both he and his steed were hurled helpless to
- 4:15:35the ground. Quickly the White Moon dismounted. He held his spear at Don
- 4:15:39Quixote's throat and cried, yield, knight, fulfill the conditions of our challenge,
- 4:15:46or your life is forfeit. Don Quixote was bruised and stunned, but
- 4:15:50he answered, in a faint and feeble voice. I maintain that Dulcinea del
- 4:15:56Toboso is the most beautiful lady in the world, and I am the most
- 4:16:03unfortunate knight. Press on thy spear and rid me of life. That I
- 4:16:10will not do, said he of the White Moon. I will not dispute
- 4:16:14the fame of the beautiful Dulcinea. I shall be satisfied if the great don
- 4:16:18Quixote will only return to his home for a year, as was agreed to
- 4:16:22in our challenge. Very well, answered don Quixote, since you require nothing
- 4:16:29that will tarnish the fame of the lady Dulcinea, I will do all the
- 4:16:33rest as you desire. They lifted don Quixote from the ground and uncovered his
- 4:16:38face. He was very pale and weak. Rosinante still lay in the sand,
- 4:16:44unable to rise. As for Sancho Panza, he was so sad and
- 4:16:48dismayed that he did not know what to do. The Knight of the White
- 4:16:52Moon galloped away toward the city, and some of those who had seen the
- 4:16:56combat followed him. They asked him who he was and why he had dealt
- 4:17:02so roughly with the famous but harmless Don Quixote. My name is Samson Carrasco,
- 4:17:07said the Knight, and I am a friend and near neighbor of Don
- 4:17:11Quixote. All that I wished in this combat was not to harm my friend,
- 4:17:15but to make him promise to return home. I think that if he
- 4:17:19can be induced to rest there quietly for a year. This madness about knight
- 4:17:25Errantry will be cured. It was indeed Samson Carrasco, the same who once
- 4:17:30before as the Knight of the Mirrors, had tried to cure his friend of
- 4:17:34his folly, but had failed. End of Chapter twenty seven, Chapter twenty
- 4:17:41eight, the last adventure of all. For six days, don Quixote lay
- 4:17:48in bed, sullen and sorrowful because of his overthrow, And all this time
- 4:17:53Sancho Panza set beside him and tried to comfort him. My master, he
- 4:18:00said, pluck up your head and be of good cheer if you can let
- 4:18:03us go home and quit seeking adventures in lands and places we do not know.
- 4:18:10And if you will only think I am the one who loses most,
- 4:18:15though it is you that are in the worst pickle. The squire's cheerful words
- 4:18:18gave fresh hope to the Knight. Gradually his courage came back to him,
- 4:18:23and at length the two bade good bye to Barcelona and started for home.
- 4:18:30Don Quixote rode on Rosonante. He was unarmed and clad in a traveling coat.
- 4:18:37Sancho followed him on foot, leading his donkey, which was laden with
- 4:18:41don Quixote's armor. I should not have been defeated had it not been for
- 4:18:47Rosonante's weakness, said the Knight. They traveled for many days with their faces
- 4:18:53turned steadfastly towards La Mancha, but their steeds made slow progress, and they
- 4:19:00stopped often by the way. At length, they got to the top of
- 4:19:03a hill from which they could see their own, peaceful little village lying in
- 4:19:10the green valley below. At this sight, Sancho fell upon his knees and
- 4:19:15cried out, Oh, thou long wished for village, Open thy eyes and
- 4:19:21behold thy child, Sancho Panza. He has come back to thee again,
- 4:19:26not very rich, yet very well flogged o village, Open thy arms and
- 4:19:33receive thy son, don Quixote. While he has been vanquished by others,
- 4:19:38he has gained the victory over himself, and that is the best of all
- 4:19:44victories. Hush your prattle, said Don Quixote, and let us put our
- 4:19:48best foot foremost to enter our village. So they went down the hill and
- 4:19:53were soon met by their old friends, the Curate, the barber, and
- 4:19:59faithful absent Carrasco. Don Quixote delighted and embraced them all quite lovingly. I
- 4:20:07have returned home for a year, he said, and I have a mind
- 4:20:11to turn shepherd and enjoy the solitude of the fields. If you have not
- 4:20:15much to do, I shall be pleased to have you for my companions.
- 4:20:21They answered humpleasantly, and then, surrounded by a troop of boys, they
- 4:20:26made their way to Don Quixote's house. The housekeeper and the niece were at
- 4:20:30the door to welcome the wanderer. My dear niece, he said, I
- 4:20:36have come home for a little while. I think that I shall soon leave
- 4:20:41you again to live the simple life of a shepherd. But help me to
- 4:20:45bed now, for it seems to me that I am not very well.
- 4:20:51They led him in and made him as comfortable as they could. They cared
- 4:20:55most lovingly for him day and night, but all the strength seemed to have
- 4:21:00gone from his poor body. The curates, the barber, and Samson Carrasco
- 4:21:04came often to see him. His good squire Sancho Panza, sat all the
- 4:21:11time by his bedside, but in spite of every care, he steadily grew
- 4:21:15more feeble. On the sixth day, the doctor told him that he was
- 4:21:21in danger and might not live long, don Quixote asked him to leave him
- 4:21:26alone a little while, for he thought that he could sleep. They went
- 4:21:30out of the room. He soon fell into a deep slumber, and lay
- 4:21:34so still, with such a look of peace upon his face, that they
- 4:21:40thought he would never wake in this world. At the end of six hours,
- 4:21:45however, he opened his eyes and cried out, blessed be Almighty God,
- 4:21:49who has done me so much good. His mercies are without And then
- 4:21:56they saw that his madness had left, and that his mind and was clear
- 4:22:00and bright. Send from my good friends, the curate and the barber,
- 4:22:03and Sampson Carrasco, he said, for I am at the point of death,
- 4:22:08and I would make my will. But these gentlemen had all the time
- 4:22:14been waiting at the door, and now they entered the room. Don Quixote
- 4:22:18was overjoyed to see them. Welcome, my friends, He said, I
- 4:22:23am no longer don Quixote de la Mancha, but plain Alansa Kihanna, whom
- 4:22:29are townspeople used to call the good. My mind is clear now, and
- 4:22:33I see the great folly that I was led into through the reading of foolish
- 4:22:37books, all those vulgar stories of knights and magicians are hateful to me,
- 4:22:44and I abhor them. But now send from my lawyer that he may draw
- 4:22:48up my will, for my hours are numbered. He looked at one another
- 4:22:52wondering, and Sampson Carrasco went to fetch the lawyer. The sick man roused
- 4:22:59himself, and his face brightened when the man of law came and sat down
- 4:23:03by his bedside. The will was drawn up in due form. It was
- 4:23:07provided that the small sum of money should be paid to Sancho Panza for his
- 4:23:14good services, and that all the rest of the estate should go to the
- 4:23:18niece. It was signed by Alonzo Kihanna and witnessed by the curate and the
- 4:23:23barber. Then the sick man fell back in his bed and lay for three
- 4:23:29days without knowing anything at all. In the afternoon of the third day,
- 4:23:34he fell into a gentle sleep, from which he never awoke. So ended
- 4:23:40the adventures of as good a man and as brave as Spain has ever seen.
- 4:23:48End of chapter twenty eight