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Penile Stigma: Beatles' Lord of the Rings Film & Terry Pratchett Dies · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  you'll know what I mean once you've seen the film all
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  right yeah I don't think anything that's actually up for an Oscar I don't think
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  is a movie for me uh Birdman you might like I might
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  okay let me let me go down the list cuz that's that's a big statement so Oscar
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  Noms 2015 I'm I tried to see them all I
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  didn't see them all uh but I saw most of them so let me go down the list I don't
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  think I've seen any of them wait no I saw interstella okay American Sniper no
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  you might like that Luke do you like snipers war movies I
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  like playing the game Sniper yeah close close enough close
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  enough you mean the one that's no actually no I don't know that
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  one Sniper Elite 3 or something right American Sniper Elite you might like
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  this Birdman right that's about the actor who
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  used to play a superhero and trying to get into theater or something correct I
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  mean when you say it like that it sounds [ __ ] awful but it's got Michael
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  Keaton you might like it yeah it's got an actor who used to play a superhero in
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  it yeah an actor who is a superhero yes grand B pest Hotel we've already talked
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  about on this podcast yeah I I like that imitation game that was pretty good I
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  did want to go see that one that one did look imitation game yeah that's got um
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  Benedict plays the guy who invented the uh code breaking device in World War II
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  I thought maybe was about thought May was about that Chinese Steve
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  Jobs what the Chinese Steve Jobs have you not seen
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  him no should I Google that sorry yeah you should sorry I that joke fell flat
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  because you don't know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about but in China there is they
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  have their own version of Apple Stores oh God they do and they R off all the
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  products and they have their own Steve Jobs God why have we not talked about
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  this before I thought we had we have not and look I can say to me that when I
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  went to China my favorite thing was the Chinese Colonel Sanders right on the
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  Chinese KFC so I would have loved to have seen the Chinese Steve
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  Jobs Yeah well yeah they um they rip off
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  all of Apple's products I believe and um I mean I assume this guy was forced to
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  die of cancer yeah he would have has to have been wouldn't
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  he so yeah and apparently they're doing better than Apple are in
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  China of course they are because there's nothing to stop them selling this stuff
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  over there is there well no knockoffs no no this kind of stuff is legal as far as
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  I know over there yeah or or no one gives a [ __ ] yeah I don't know if it's
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  strictly legal but uh yeah is this chin is Chinese Colonel Sanders yeah have a
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  look are you serious yep is that that's the KFC logo
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  in China correct on all of them no actually look I've seen both we saw lots
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  of KFC's I I'll be honest I ate KFC like four times in China are you sure it
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  wasn't you sure it was CFC China Fried Chicken yeah I'll tell
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  you the KFC in China is is delicious yeah right yeah
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  well I mean they they do they do stuff better than we do the Asians they they
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  tend to take it and go to the extreme go with it yeah it's true yeah yeah unlike
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  here where I get the craving for KFC probably once every 3 months I buy it
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  and then instantly regret it yeah instant regret yeah I I've never not
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  gone oh God never again I I actually was I get the same for McDonald's as well
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  and about six months ago I it's it's becoming shorter and shorter and shorter
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  the window between finishing the meal and the remorse but I was eating the
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  last time I ate McDonald's I actually got that food remorse during the burger
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  like I actually had to put it down and go I regret this this is the one thing I
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  missed about um we don't have in camera we don't have Hungry Jacks really which
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  Hungry Jacks I actually don't mind it's not as terrible as McDonald's but yeah we only
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  have like one store and it's not even it's hard to get to 100 Jack St or just
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  one store one store I'm imagining a little country town with a general store well that's
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  what we are we're a small country town with better roads Yeah well yeah it's fair I
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  actually used to work at Hungry Jacks uh a long long time ago uh and I'll still
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  eat their food so I turned and could no longer digest it it was almost instant
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  it was almost instant yeah no yeah I have trouble with a lot of that stuff
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  now to finish up the list though best P sorry two more Whiplash which we've
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  talked about which you might like and Matt I think you should see okay and
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  then the last one Theory of Everything which is the story
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  of you know um everything everything the Steven
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  Hawking oh right you saw that I did see it I've seen them all and it was really
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  good all right yeah where is Gans of the Galaxy and the um The Lego Movie yeah I
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  agree Guardians of the Galaxy Lego Movie didn't even get up for best animated
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  movie The Lego Movie wasn't very good I
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  haven't seen that was amazing movie no no sorry I
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  disagree I I love that movie well I got nominated for best original song and
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  that was it yeah look no I know everyone loved it I just I I didn't I didn't like
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  it hey have we talked about Big Hero 6 on this podcast yet no I haven't seen it
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  yet I want to really wanted to see it so I went to see it during its first week
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  right and in the first 10 minutes I had this huge grin on my face and I was
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  thinking to myself I can't wait to tell Matt and Luke and everyone to go and see
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  this movie and then slowly it got [ __ ] and [ __ ] and [ __ ] to the
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  point where I was like I would never recommend this to anyone like such a
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  strong award uh for best
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  animated cuz I know that was nominated it was nominated Big Hero 6
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  Box Trolls How to Train Your Dragon 2 song of the sea and tale of Princess
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  Kya but uh yeah it could have won I don't know uh but it was awful just full
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  of unlikable characters in um in just
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  bafflingly stupid scenarios for something that started so
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  strong oh well I won't bother with it then one one look you you might like it
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  anyway because I'll obtain it I'll obtain this kind of stuff your [ __ ]
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  meter is lower than mine I was going to say because what Dan because you will
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  accept a lot that I won't accept just in the way that I'll accept a lot that you
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  won't accept sure in different types of movies yeah from a think I'll just wait
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  for it to come out on Netflix yeah oh we're going to talk about
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  Netflix are we is that what that is I I definitely felt it was a loaded
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  statement have we talked about it at all actually I'm not sure sure if we've
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  talked about on the I know we've talked about it amongst ourselves have we
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  talked about it on the podcast I don't think so I I know we'll talk about in
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  the weekend cuz I was saying uh on the Xbox One download the app now cuz I
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  think we get three free months yeah it's showed up on my Wii U automatically it's
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  just on there now is that right yeah that's pretty cool that is cool yeah no it's yeah it
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  comes out on the 24th in Australia so uh tomorrow if you're listening to
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  this podcast now yeah yeah right cool um yeah I don't
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  know I'm going to have if I'm going to have a whole lot of use for it but I
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  will give it a I'll give it a shot I I want to see what it's like
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  um yeah you get I assume you get a free trial oh you'd have to I know Stan came
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  with 30 days free trial and I shoot and yeah and I think I read something
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  some who Stan your housemate no no no no Stan the other streaming Network oh
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  right but how do they name these [ __ ] things Stan I think is the stupidest
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  thing ever cuz everyone keeps going who am I talking about yeah yeah so Netflix
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  everyone knows Netflix if you go Netflix even if I don't know what it is I can
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  assume it's an internet thing related to movies yeah that's right if I talk about
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  Stan yeah what the [ __ ] is Stan yeah is that some hipster TV show well I think
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  it's better than presto presto that's the foxtail version isn't that like a
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  didn't used to be a printing company at least that's called foxtail Presto so
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  you can figure that out by the context too something that's just called Stan
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  it's [ __ ] [ __ ] what is it Stan for something um I will go to the website
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  now stan.com cuz I am signed up to it I do have an
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  account and it's just Stan have you used
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  it I use it a lot is it good it's I I'm enjoying it I'm probably going to use
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  Netflix more because I think there's going to be more on Netflix is it TV
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  shows and movies yes for $10 a month unlimited
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  unlimited it's pretty good it's hard to argue with that Netflix is going to be
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  the same Presto it's going to be $7.95
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  for movies $7.95 for television or $15
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  for both am I going to need I think am I going to need fox tail to use the fox
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  tail no okay but foxtail I reckon will keep all of their great shows ex
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  exclusively on foxtail that it sounded like such a
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  publicity statement I'm sure foxtail is going to keep all their great shows on
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  fox tail exclusively on fox tail I find that foxtail are doing something stupid
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  by being more expensive than Netflix and Stan I I think it's stupid as well I think it's
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  they should they should have been out first and they should have been about that $10 mark
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  not coming out later charging more they're they're out of the market before
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  they get in do you have to be a fox subscriber to subscribe to their
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  demand no Who's Got Game of
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  Thrones uh that's going to be on fox tail well they probably win then no no
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  no on fox tail not their streaming site oh so nobody has it streaming no oh well
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  then it doesn't matter uh yeah okay probably never then that's my informed
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  opinion because of Game of Thrones yeah oh inspector gadgets on St
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  yeah right has it got um does it have Legend of Kora on there
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  Legend of Kora this is probably not the most interesting episode so
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  far just me going see if it's got carnival on there
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  see if it's got uh see if it's got on there does have Dexter see if it's got
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  old episodes of everyone loves Raymond doesn't have Legend of clor sorry but
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  they are adding things daily oh you want to watch Everybody Loves Raymond Dan why
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  my brother is tall sorry Robert just burst in [ __ ] off Robert sorry about
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  that a lot of everyone Lov Rond sorry to deal with
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  seriously there's a lot of other stuff on there they do have oh here's the
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  nanny there you go what is that The Nanny Oh I thought he said they have
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  here's the nanny no like like that's the nanny spinoff yeah
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  that's like goggle box but it's just people watching The Nanny is that show
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  still on do we know I don't know I've never watched it you know there's
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  someone from our high school on it yeah sorry did she go to your high school as
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  well yeah she went to my high school she went to my high school as well like we
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  didn't go to the same we go to the same high school man that's what I'm no
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  that's what I'm saying see what you're saying is she went to two high schools
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  like we we can bleep out the name if we don't want to name her but she's on
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  television we can yeah Stacy bucker Stacy bucker yeah she went to my high
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  school she went to memory when what years H N9 and 10 maybe
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  well no see I was going to say she was at least in my high school for year 10
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  because I'm pretty sure was in year 10 and she showed me her boobs she might
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  have been maybe year eight and N then but she was definitely at my high school
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  like I know her otherwise how the [ __ ] would I even know her yeah well how
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  would I know her how would I have seen her boobs two touche well we know each
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  other and we didn't go to school together no we did go to school together
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  Luke no no we did but we didn't go to school with Matt no but she
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  did so this does she's the reason why we know each other sure we met through
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  Stacy bucker no but I thought it was weird
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  because somebody somebody said uh I think you guys went to school with this
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  girl and I was like no I went to school with her but how do you know that yeah
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  like I think it was your sister Luke the [ __ ] [ __ ] does your sister know I went
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  to school with her and then no because that was funny cuz she wrode in and said
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  I think this girl went to one of you guys' school knowing full well that
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  three of us went to one school her school and you went somewhere else and
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  then you wrote back yeah my school and she was like oh okay yeah yeah I knew it
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  was somebody's school yeah yeah I know I was like okay but then I was like no
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  [ __ ] no it's [ __ ] Stacy bucker I know it's Stacy bucker I look in the message
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  I said that yeah I know Dave and I were watching it the other night or a couple
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  of weeks ago cuz he hadn't seen it yeah right and you just wanted to suffer
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  together or well I had watched one and he kind of didn't believe me when I told
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  him what it was and he had to see for himself it sounds boring as [ __ ] yeah
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  yep it is so what does Stacy do on it oh well barely anything because she's one
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  of the most boring characters so they hardly ever cut to her right okay
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  character okay so it's different family oh yeah so there's about there's about a
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  dozen different families who are all watching the same TV shows yeah and they
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  they edit between them yeah right still sounds boring oh it's [ __ ] stupid
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  it's absolutely stupid it's lazy it's an ad for them
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  because they just show other shows that are on their Network yeah but they show
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  shows that aren't on their Network too that's what I thought or I'm just like
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  oh this is just a blatant ad for Channel 10 but I'm like no this Channel 7 stuff
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  plus it's actually a co-production with a foxtail Channel H cuz they advertise it on
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  lifestyle as well I don't quite get it the appeal or the
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  concept weird no is it do we know if it's doing well
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  is it going to stay on cuz this I think it's gone longer than I thought it would
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  let me yeah I thought this would be one maybe two episodes cancelled yeah because
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  they have done that before you know they have they have canceled things after
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  only a couple they've canceled things mid mid aing I think haven't they yeah I
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  do recall that happening at least once no I can't find any ratings for it snuff
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  box was canceled before the first episode finished yeah well we turned
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  that off before the end of the first episode didn't we was that was a pretty funny show
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  there was some bits that were quite good but yeah I know that it was pretty weird
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  yeah we have some viewing coming out in the future yeah which will be better
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  than goggle box absolutely I hope so and for those who don't understand what
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  Luke's talking about what we did we summoned the ghost of Steve Jobs we did
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  mhm and uh it was quite informative yeah
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  we learned a lot um we're not going to tell you what we learned on the show cuz
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  you'll have to watch the video but um you know the listeners had their
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  question questions answered in one form or another and
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  uh yep that's right and uh and we also got our questions out so if you one form
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  yeah I have seen one thing someone stolen our name what do you mean
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  yeah we've talked about it all right
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  so uh should we move on to we're talking about films should we talk about Lord of the
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  Rings yeah I mean look we've all got slightly different opinions on the Lord
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  of the Rings but I think basically we all agree it's uh you know at least two
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  of them are pretty good films yeah I liked I liked the original Three that he
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  made I don't like The Hobbit ones but you know not I might say The Hobbit ones
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  I mean The Hobbit films like as in The Hobbit not just any Hobbits in them
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  which is most of them I think all of them an abundance of Hobbits really yes
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  um yeah I mean and I pride myself on being somebody that sees throughs to the
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  end and even I didn't bother going to seeing the third Hobbit movie yeah I
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  forgot about [ __ ] point I'll probably watch I just skipped all of
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  them you were wise you were wise but look despite what your feelings are
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  about the current batch of Lord of the Rings movies dating back to the year
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  2000 or whatever the first one came out up until this year with the latest
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  Hobbit they were originally planning to make one back in the
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  60s and uh I don't know if you guys are aware of this but it was going to be a
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  musical daring The Beatles I would watch
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  that yeah yeah I'd probably watch it too although at the same time I'm I'm kind
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  of glad they didn't go down that road in in the same way as at some point during
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  the early 990s they were considering doing the adaptation of the crow as a
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  musical starring Michael Jackson right and I'm really glad they
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  didn't do that yeah but the Beatles have decided at the height of their Fame that
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  they wanted to turn their Collective favorite book The Lord of the Rings into
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  a film starring them directed by Stanley
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  curi was this during their trippy phase or probably yeah I'd go as far as saying probably
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  yeah um now who do you guys think I mean when I read this I assumed that they
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  would just they would play the merry band of Hobbits but it's actually a
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  little bit more complicated than that uh John Lennon wanted to play
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  Golem oh yeah so there was that I could actually see that yeah Paul McCartney
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  was going to play Frodo and Ringo Star was going to play
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  Sam that makes sense oh Mr Frodo and George Harrison was going to play
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  Gandalf right so I mean the Beatles were
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  29 when they stopped being a band right so if this is any point during their
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  time as a band George Harrison would have been at best far too young to play
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  Gandalf yeah he's the only one I think would have been out of place the r i
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  could actually see them playing those roles he could barely play Gandalf now I
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  was going to going to say who's going to play the other characters but that's not
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  really relevant I doubted well here's why it's irrelevant they first
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  approached cubric to direct it and he said [ __ ] off I don't want to be
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  involved Oh I thought he was on board for no no no no that's just who they
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  chose when they pitched this they then tried to get the rights from tolken and
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  when he heard their idea he said [ __ ]
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  off though it didn't happen right uh
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  Paul McCartney has uh since gone on record and saying uh it's disappointing
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  we didn't get to do it but uh I do like the current films which one is he
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  talking about oh he likes the Peter Jackson
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  versions oh okay all right fine not The Hobbit just the uh oh well I think well
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  we don't know what he likes no but does anyone like The Hobbit he was being
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  polite yeah he's probably not going to come out and say The Hobbit was [ __ ]
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  he's probably just going to go yeah I'll say it was
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  [ __ ] there wasn't there wasn't anything not [ __ ] about it
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  and when you've already got a [ __ ] movie don't stretch it out into three
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  [ __ ] movies don't stretch it out into three really long [ __ ] movies don't film
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  them in 48 frames per second a format
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  that makes anything look [ __ ] yeah like this is all valid Dan they couldn't
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  possibly have made any more mistakes they couldn't have made it more
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  [ __ ] if they tried yeah but they were successful cuz they got the trucks to
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  back up the cash to their houses that's right yeah yeah I
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  know what is it with trilogies I don't understand the whole trilogy thing
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  anymore I blame Star Wars yeah can you think of a Trilogy before Star
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  Wars Lord of the
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  [Music]
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  Rings uh but in a film no yeah I think
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  really was that that sort of started it
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  all uh yeah because Empire started sequel Madness didn't it yeah like with
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  that then you had IND Jones became another Trilogy
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  and Geor Lucas yeah a son of a [ __ ] and Star Wars isn't even a Trilogy anymore
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  neither is Indiana Jones no it's still a Trilogy both still trilogies Point Fair
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  Point yeah yeah well uh speaking of I guess fantasy
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  and uh fantasy authors some sad news
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  this week y we um we lost Terry pratchet
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  Another Hero dead of AIDS no no this time we actually know what he died
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  from he died suicide yes see do we know well no I
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  think you can't tweet Goodbye cruel world
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  and then natural causes no I don't think he actually did those
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  tweets apparently from what I understand he's been sick for a few weeks now and
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  people like Neil gaimon has known and because he wrote something about it
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  recently and so he he has actually been ill it's because um for those who don't
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  know Terry pratchet is a a well very well-known fantasy author one of my
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  favorite authors yeah he he's he's very popular very cool guy he seems very
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  funny I haven't read um too many of his books which I I have to change cuz you
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  know I do like them but he um quite
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  famously developed early onet
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  Alzheimer's and as somebody who was very
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  intelligent and quick and witty um it
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  was [ __ ] so he um he said that he said
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  he documentary um about was it choosing
• 27:55
  to die yeah he basically said uh if it gets bad enough I will kill myself
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  and he arranged to go to that is it Switzerland the center Dr
• 28:05
  kavan the yeah well the whatever the I think it's the Netherlands it's yeah
• 28:10
  wherever it is yeah there's a there's a there's a there's a clinic you can you
• 28:14
  can go to and he he was all booked in and everything because he said that he
• 28:18
  was not going to let it get to the point where he he he couldn't deal with
• 28:23
  anymore then unfortunately it got so bad that he forgot to
• 28:27
  go he forgot that he was even going in the first place that's right he did say
• 28:32
  once and actually one of this quote I always remember because he said it's
• 28:36
  like at at the moment he knows that he's very aware of everything that he's ill
• 28:41
  and that that it's all in his head but he will make himself a cup of tea and
• 28:45
  he'll be sitting there reading with a cup of tea next to him on the on the
• 28:49
  counter and he'll look over and the cup of tea isn't there
• 28:54
  anymore and he knows that the cup of tea is there he just for some reason isn't
• 29:00
  able to see it and he can look away kind of give him give his head a bit of a
• 29:05
  shake and kind of go come on look back and it will return and he said the the
• 29:11
  idea that one day he will not know whether the tea is there or not is is
• 29:17
  that that's when he's going to kill himself Jesus yeah I know I I I to be
• 29:24
  honest that would that's [ __ ] terrifying yeah he just can't trust your
• 29:31
  brain so so yeah he passed away um so I don't know he apparently he was Ill um I
• 29:37
  don't know what they haven't really said what he died of and my first thought was
• 29:42
  unfortunately oh did he kill himself um and I checked the article and
• 29:47
  apparently not oh okay so so maybe not cuz I do like the last tweets that came
• 29:54
  from his account which were also notifying
• 30:00
  and it was basically at last so Terry we must walk together next one is Terry
• 30:05
  took death arm and followed him through the doors and onto the Black Desert
• 30:09
  under the Endless Night the next tweet goes on to actually announce with great
• 30:13
  sadness that he's passed away and then it's just simply the end
• 30:18
  yeah so that's pretty cool way to tweet your death I
• 30:24
  guess what would you tweet as your death tweet
• 30:28
  me yeah a [ __ ] guess I think mine would be
• 30:35
  something along the lines of I'm going to try something I'll uh I'll check it in five
• 30:41
  minutes yeah yeah not sure of this Chicken's still good probably all right though
• 30:47
  yeah I think M have just be uh no I probably wouldn't be able to log in I've forgotten my
• 30:53
  password I wonder how many people's last words are YOLO yeah
• 31:00
  everyone's all of them might will be some tweet scheduled on the multiple
• 31:04
  nasm account me making fun of somebody who
• 31:11
  dies of AIDS and I die of AIDS or something oh irony
• 31:16
  yeah yep so yeah sad news farewell it oh absolutely yeah I was
• 31:23
  going to say I didn't have the jingle ready to go cuz I flicked away from it
• 31:27
  CU we're in morning that's right T pret
• 31:31
  you're our geek of the week geek the
• 31:37
  week when lendon Nimoy died of AIDS and he was our geek of the week he had a
• 31:43
  customade jingle Terry pret you just get
• 31:48
  our generic geek of the wiek Jingle the problem is and I mean I'm happy to try
• 31:53
  and do one but he's not known for for mediums where
• 31:58
  I I there's no we don't know what
• 32:01
  his yeah Leonard nemoy Star Trek like I know the theme music for Star Trek
• 32:08
  sounds like Terry pret maybe it sounds something like this
• 32:13
  death isn't cruel mely terribly terribly good at his job Terry
• 32:18
  pre of the we he hey nailed
• 32:24
  [Music] it we got a bit bit of a circumcision
• 32:29
  update have we yeah I mean we talked at length about circumcisions last week and
• 32:34
  just how weird the whole thing is really um but do you guys want to hear
• 32:40
  about the terrified little boy who's about to be circumcised against his
• 32:46
  will of course so um I'd like you to click on the link and just look at the
• 32:51
  picture of this this little boy just just have a look look at that guy yeah
• 32:57
  he's got little cowboy hat on yeah car's t-shirt they're going to cut his dick
• 33:02
  off now that they're going to cut a bit of it off yeah but cutting it what if I
• 33:08
  just cut a bit of your dick off you going to be happy with
• 33:11
  that no now my full skin REM doing it now my forkin was removed and Luke's I'm
• 33:16
  assuming your story is similar like before I was even aware I had a forkin
• 33:21
  right yeah so you know before even knew I had hands nothing ventured you never
• 33:25
  even got to spend any time nothing gained this kid is 4 years old right he
• 33:30
  knows about his Force kid right he's become attached to
• 33:35
  it to it and um and they're going to
• 33:39
  remove it basically when he was born his
• 33:43
  uh parents signed the form in the hospital to say yes we'd like him
• 33:48
  circumcised but then the mom decided she wouldn't get it done right after all her
• 33:54
  and the dad split up and the boy has lived with the mom the dad now says no
• 34:00
  no no no I want you to go and get him circumcised and she says no he's four
• 34:05
  and he says I think you'll find you signed a form which is a legally binding
• 34:09
  contract that says this little boy's forkin will be removed and uh there uh
• 34:16
  the medical board is um is holding that true right but so they've asked him do
• 34:23
  you want it done and he says [ __ ] no [ __ ] no and they're going to do it
• 34:29
  anyway so only because his father
• 34:33
  demands it is that correct yeah see that's just shitty why does his dad care
• 34:39
  yeah yeah exactly right I think he's his father's a dick well not only that but
• 34:44
  why doesn't the hospital just go well he's CH his father off he's four now you
• 34:49
  didn't do it in time yeah yeah and I mean I think there should be like a 3 we
• 34:55
  window maximum for this kind of thing there's no
• 35:01
  reason to do it like I mean there there
• 35:06
  is sometimes there is a reason but yeah that's right that's right I mean I have
• 35:10
  a good friend who got a circumcision done in his late 30s because of
• 35:14
  complications you know sometimes you [ __ ] need to get it done What
• 35:18
  complications Dan sometimes it uh doesn't I need to know Dan I'm going to
• 35:23
  I'm going to tell you sometimes it's uh it's a little too tight doesn't uh
• 35:26
  doesn't give way like it should what doesn't let uh doesn't let the serpent
• 35:33
  out of the cave I'm just going to I just need a minute to check something yep
• 35:37
  just give me a minute yep go for it has to be
• 35:44
  done no uh
• 35:49
  I'm uh I'm going to I just have to make a phone call sure we'll hold yeah all right
• 35:55
  thanks I could do it for him with your teeth yeah yeah yeah of course
• 36:02
  so um hello Terry Terry yeah it's me
• 36:05
  what time are you coming home can you
• 36:09
  can you swing by your place and get yeah the the the probably the little one the sharp
• 36:16
  one no I think the the big one was pretty blunt last time last time I
• 36:21
  checked it all right yeah thanks I got yeah I'm on the podcast but I've muted
• 36:25
  the mic so it's fine they W hear anything what yeah yeah yeah yeah no
• 36:30
  worries yeah yeah know I cleared the history for you as well yeah yeah yeah
• 36:34
  all right thanks mate bye so all right I'm back sorry about that
• 36:39
  yeah uh little uh four-year-old Chase is
• 36:44
  uh really wanting our support right now and um you can use the hashtag saving
• 36:51
  Chase to uh to show that support um he's got a little picture up there my body my
• 36:57
  choice sorry Budd it's it's actually not your choice no cuz uh but choice for another
• 37:03
  12 years what is see that's [ __ ] up the law
• 37:08
  says yeah I don't I yeah the law says you can mutilate a
• 37:14
  child of four years of age yeah against his will against his will against the
• 37:21
  sign four years ago yeah against the will of one of the parents too she did
• 37:26
  give consent at the time but she gave consent for a baby who's not going to
• 37:31
  remember anything to have it done yeah exactly well that's what they said
• 37:34
  there's a reason why they do it when they're so little is because it is
• 37:38
  [ __ ] traumatic within 10 days it says here they normally do it now I believe
• 37:43
  this was argued in court um yes it was okay so here we go
• 37:49
  um Heather I'm not even going to try to pronounce this Heather I'll do it go for
• 37:55
  it her name is Heather heronimus oh Heather that sounds like a madeup name
• 38:02
  it does um realized over the years that removing Chase's forcing was unnecessary
• 38:06
  she argues that the parenting plan circumcision agreement no longer applies
• 38:10
  to a now older and more aware boy sure yeah genital autonomy Advocates believe
• 38:15
  Chase's physical and mental health are at risk he's aware of his body and does
• 38:19
  not want to have surgery on his genitals amputating a healthy functioning body
• 38:22
  part is a violation of basic human rights and medical ethics now I agree
• 38:27
  with that but what disturbs me most about this is that there are genital
• 38:30
  autonomy Advocates like what the [ __ ] man this thing happens so often that
• 38:35
  there's a that there's a a grouping well as I understand it there's still uh it's
• 38:40
  different over here but there's quite a stigma in the US attached to attached to
• 38:45
  the India penis um and we we are going to remove that
• 38:51
  stigma there was an episode of pen andella's [ __ ] about it because
• 38:54
  there was a family that said um they they know that it's not necessary and
• 39:00
  you know they don't really care or anything like that but they they got the
• 39:02
  kids done anyway just because they didn't want them to get teased later in
• 39:06
  life what yeah apparently it's a bigger deal like over in the US I don't know
• 39:13
  yeah right over in Jtown yeah well oh sorry it's pronounced
• 39:18
  Jen yeah it's pronounced J York New York
• 39:23
  yeah I think it's pronounced Jurassic Park that's
• 39:30
  right yeah well so they're going to give this little kid herpes
• 39:36
  just just because of some paperwork well at least uh Li see gets to experience
• 39:42
  the the warmth of an old man's mouth
• 39:47
  ah well look all I'm hoping is that the courts actually make a sensible decision
• 39:52
  because Common Sense has to come into
• 39:56
  this yeah yeah and Common Sense should say you can't cut off part of a
• 40:02
  four-year-old against his will yeah yeah any part you know what I mean yeah maybe
• 40:09
  a haircut maybe you can enforce a haircut I I don't know even that I'd say
• 40:12
  let him [ __ ] grow out who cares yeah well I'll tell you who doesn't respect
• 40:16
  people's hair rights who's that Robot vacuum
• 40:21
  cleaners yeah true so you've all seen these Robot vacuum cleaners right
• 40:25
  they're the ones that you just put on the ground
• 40:28
  do you yes how is it really um I can't
• 40:33
  really use it we not supposed to it it uses itself no no but you're not meant
• 40:38
  to have any cables or anything on the ground oh right well I run network cable
• 40:42
  all around the house yeah sure I hate Wireless what you hate Wireless hate
• 40:48
  Wi-Fi what's to hate about it it's wireless it's nothing there's nothing
• 40:52
  there yeah I just I I don't like it I don't it's like saying look I hate the
• 40:56
  radio really want to be plugged into the broadcasting network but Luke you've
• 41:02
  already had cancer you can't get cancer again no I just always find that I for
• 41:07
  some I get interference and it always drops out in the middle of a game oh all
• 41:12
  right so that's why I just decide I run cable so I can't really use the robot in
• 41:16
  my room see I thought I was space age because last year I bought a cord free
• 41:22
  vacuum cleaner oh wow [ __ ] love you can just go from room to room to room without
• 41:28
  having to find a PowerPoint in every [ __ ] room H but I mean it doesn't vacuum my floors
• 41:35
  for me like Luke does did you have to tell it not to go into your room Luke is
• 41:39
  that how it works yes don't come in here yeah no you stay out there yeah no no
• 41:45
  Bad Robot go across the hall woman in South Korea has regretted
• 41:51
  her decision to buy one after it um swallowed her hair while she was taking
• 41:57
  a nap on the floor now I know on the Flor I know what you're going to say I
• 42:02
  know what you're going to say why was she on the floor asleep they sleep on
• 42:06
  they sleep on the floor but according to this article that's what the Koreans do
• 42:10
  they sleep on the floor um I used to sleep on the floor yeah that's true do you have a bed
• 42:17
  now well yes yes okay I thought I thought you I thought you probably now
• 42:21
  that Luke lives with a lady she would not stand for that kind of [ __ ] yeah I
• 42:26
  thought that might be the case I mean I'm not sure how he even got to
• 42:31
  that point with her coming over and him going what do you mean bed I don't have
• 42:35
  a b not everyone has a bed well as I explained when she came
• 42:39
  out the First Time Imagine a 12-year-old boy go on that lives by himself and has money
• 42:46
  yeah so the house is full of computer games and no furniture so you're richy
• 42:52
  rich is what you're saying can I just say I I really really
• 42:58
  I really would have liked to have been there when that conversation went down
• 43:02
  like when when Luke had a girl over to his house for the first time and said
• 43:06
  now I think tonight's the night we're going to uh take this to the next level
• 43:11
  but before you do I got to warn you about a couple of things now forget
• 43:16
  everything you know about men and I want
• 43:19
  you to imagine a 12-year-old boy
• 43:26
  like what you mean like a 12-year-old boy's room no uh no I
• 43:32
  mean everything about
• 43:38
  them yeah and then she said all I'm not sleeping on the floor and you went fine
• 43:42
  sleep in the racing car [Laughter]
• 43:49
  chair so the the robot tried to eat her head yeah yeah it sucked a good deal of
• 43:55
  her hair in and uh emercy Services had to come and free her Jesus why did she
• 44:01
  just get scissors I think maybe because it was
• 44:05
  still going and the experience was maybe
• 44:09
  traumatic but enough that she could call I don't know if she called or
• 44:15
  whether the neighbors could just hear a woman screaming a robot is eating me
• 44:18
  okay I mean in Asia that kind of thing happens do you know what I mean she says
• 44:23
  unable to free herself she called the fire department with a desperate rescue
• 44:27
  okay so she did I know why I couldn't pronounce those words probably
• 44:30
  then um she was separated from the robot's clutches by paramedics
• 44:37
  H interesting hey the rumber is made by a company called iroot he hey I didn't
• 44:42
  know that is it one word iRobot because I think Apple could probably Su for that
• 44:48
  it is but I think
• 44:50
  um uh asimov's estate could probably Sue
• 44:55
  as well yeah possibly that is I comma robot though true all right fine and
• 45:02
  maybe they're just hoping that they've got away with it for what 15 years yeah
• 45:07
  well the other thing is that ioot is a player on the Robert Graves novel I
• 45:12
  Claudius is it actually I Robot when did
• 45:15
  the iPad come out after the 20s Luke no no no no no no no what I'm saying is cuz
• 45:22
  the iroot started in
• 45:25
  2012 oh oh I see well the uh depends on
• 45:30
  robot sue sue the
• 45:33
  iPod the not a robot though is
• 45:37
  it but if I Robot had the little eye first I
• 45:43
  see I can't remember when the first iPod came out I can't remember either it was
• 45:47
  a long time ago though it was like 2000 or something first 200 I think
• 45:53
  it was after that I'd say 2003 maybe at the earliest let's see what the
• 46:00
  internet first line was released um September 12th 2012 though
• 46:05
  this is all happened in the same year
• 46:08
  2012 what did I say some [ __ ] didn't
• 46:12
  you say the first no no that's wrong I I have I jumped into some kind
• 46:19
  of time 2001 2001 sure right but this was at a time when Apple were only just
• 46:26
  starting to get back up so they weren't soe happy oh yeah sure yeah so they
• 46:30
  probably should let it go and now IR robots there been long enough they just
• 46:33
  got to away with it I'm lawyer are you
• 46:38
  clearly well if you're not a lawyer why do we have this jingle while the other
• 46:43
  brothers are doing time listen up it's crimes yeah why do we answer that Luke
• 46:50
  if you can because Matt made
• 46:54
  it yeah that's true I did do that yeah all
• 46:59
  right well what else have we got in here um
• 47:04
  this is uh this is not a necessarily hilarious article U I just saw this and
• 47:09
  it struck me as very strange um and maybe look and weighting on how he would
• 47:15
  have how he would have handled this situation better but a um a young
• 47:21
  pregnant woman who was uh entering her apartment building in New York
• 47:27
  City uh some guy was there he held the
• 47:30
  door open for her yep um and when she
• 47:35
  apparently failed to say thank you he threw a cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee in
• 47:40
  her face grabbed her by the neck and said I'm going to kick this baby out of
• 47:44
  your womb and then beat the [ __ ] out of her that is the most disturbing thing
• 47:50
  I've heard in a long long time yeah like
• 47:54
  that's all sorts of crazy right there yeah apparently it's caught it was
• 47:59
  caught on camera so I mean hopefully they'll find him but it says at this
• 48:05
  point no arrests have been made what the hell so I don't know if that's because
• 48:11
  they can't find him or if because she's not pressing charges I can't imagine
• 48:15
  you'd be like ah boys will be boys no I don't know maybe there's more to it I
• 48:20
  don't know it's just there I don't know it seems like I mean cuz she was taken a
• 48:25
  hospital and was there were concerns that that you know for her pregnancy but
• 48:30
  apparently it's all fine now and um I
• 48:34
  mean but [ __ ] man what a psychopath yeah I mean you'd have to be a psychopath to
• 48:40
  randomly beat a woman in the street right to begin with right but I'd like
• 48:44
  to think that even a psychopath would go This Woman's pregnant I might find
• 48:50
  someone else to beat yeah well I mean I
• 48:55
  guess in his defense she didn't didn't say
• 48:57
  thanks yeah I mean that's rude yeah I
• 49:02
  mean the the rude [ __ ] deserves a slap I'm not saying she should get off scotf free
• 49:08
  but but I mean he was literally trying to murder her baby yeah he was trying to
• 49:12
  kick the baby out of her stomach through her [ __ ]
• 49:16
  like hopefully they find this guy like
• 49:19
  yeah cuz [ __ ] man anyway I just I saw this today and I was like this is not
• 49:25
  necessarily hilarious but Jesus
• 49:29
  Christ what is wrong with people don't
• 49:32
  know man I don't know I like how it says
• 49:36
  um the the caretaker
• 49:40
  scholer toy I can't say that name scholer expressed concern about the
• 49:46
  attack did she I'll say I'm
• 49:50
  concerned yeah I'm deeply Disturbed that one of our employees was the victim of a
• 49:55
  horrific assault
• 49:59
  yeah Jesus but it's really my problem this was not at home even where was this
• 50:05
  going into may it work a NYC ha caretaker at the Elliot houses what does
• 50:11
  that mean New York New York City Housing Authority oh okay so she was explained
• 50:17
  yeah right the projects yeah yeah
• 50:24
  right when is society going to learn that poor people should not be able to
• 50:28
  interact with the rest of us yeah we need to be up in a big space station
• 50:34
  orbiting the planet called alysium yeah yeah and we'll broadcast the
• 50:40
  podcast to you from there maybe we should all go but it will cost
• 50:46
  $1 yeah that's right because we don't want poor people listening to it that's
• 50:52
  right in fact if you haven't donated to our patreon because you can't afford it
• 50:57
  well hit stop on the iPhone that you can't afford that's right you guys want
• 51:04
  to hear how much Sugar's in [ __ ] cuz I've just clicked on this link on the
• 51:07
  side in [ __ ] yeah well eventually how much sugar in your food this graph may
• 51:14
  surprise
• 51:15
  you doo bolog sauce jar of that six
• 51:21
  cubes of sugar right really an Apple 4
• 51:25
  and A2 cubes of sugar sugar M right y
• 51:30
  can of Coke 7 and 1/2 cubes of sugar doesn't sound as bad next to the
• 51:36
  500 mil orange juice 10 cubes of sugar
• 51:40
  huh yeah bull cider five cubes yeah I
• 51:46
  figured that would be bad yeah tomato
• 51:49
  soup five cubes that's the same as a red
• 51:54
  ball Jesus a marsar has six Cubes but a
• 51:59
  mango has nine cubes
• 52:03
  wow that's interesting and a little tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream you know
• 52:08
  those little tubs don't tell me I love that those tiny little ones yeah 25
• 52:13
  cubes are you what [ __ ] serious that's just sugar in that thing there
• 52:18
  yeah yeah but they're so delicious that's why oh man no because I
• 52:25
  don't like just you there the there are two kinds of people in the world those
• 52:29
  people who don't eat sugar packets and [Laughter]
• 52:36
  morons you know some people just I don't like I don't have a sweet tooth but
• 52:41
  [ __ ] ice cream is delicious to me yeah I mean and I do have a sweet
• 52:46
  tooth but it concerns me that a mango is like eating nine cubes of sugar which I
• 52:51
  wouldn't do mangoes are repulsive anyway so don't worry about it least somebody
• 52:56
  born in another country would say that Matt I like I've only had one
• 53:04
  mango yeah go on that's
• 53:09
  it well that can't be the story I love you
• 53:14
  luke receed I had my first Meo like two
• 53:17
  weeks ago or something oh really how was
• 53:21
  it seem like a lot of effort sugary it is a lot of effort it is effort it's dis
• 53:27
  yeah but you could say the thing about a prawn a prawn is a lot of effort and
• 53:31
  it's [ __ ] delicious it's a prawn is so delicious that they have to hide it
• 53:34
  under the sea and wrap it up in this weird shell but no no with the prawn you
• 53:40
  actually get you see the size of the prawn and you get to eat most of that
• 53:44
  yeah a mango well that's only cuz you eat the head and the tail as well most
• 53:48
  people don't you can do that but with a mango you don't get to eat half of it
• 53:52
  you just don't eat the the seed in the middle that's all the skin or the skin
• 53:58
  the seed is huge look I like the taste
• 54:03
  of like the flavor of mango but the
• 54:06
  texture of it like the the stringy it's
• 54:11
  like the it's just disgusting to me like I'm like it makes my skin crawl it's
• 54:16
  it's gross so if if there's mango that's been like chopped up and like like it's
• 54:22
  like I'm a [ __ ] child if someone chops CH chops up some mango and I just
• 54:26
  put pieces of it in my mouth then I'm like yeah this is delicious but if you
• 54:31
  if someone said oh do you want a mango and like handed me one I can't I can't
• 54:36
  eat it like it's not food yet and I'm not I'm not able to make it into food
• 54:42
  without being disgusted oh and people who eat you know
• 54:46
  the people who munch on the [ __ ] seed no no GH
• 54:52
  gross sorry sorry about that and that's normal isn't
• 54:59
  it yeah we've all got our thing that we can't be called on that's
• 55:04
  true I didn't have avocados until late in life I I love avocados now oh I can't
• 55:09
  eat avocados but it's only because of a childhood trauma
• 55:14
  explain no you know about why I can't
• 55:17
  eat avocados oh I do oh I want to know I
• 55:22
  want to know do you not know I do know yeah tell the story
• 55:27
  oh everybody I've met knows this already I'm surprised you don't know but for the
• 55:30
  three listeners who might not know I'll give you the I'll give you the Abridged
• 55:34
  version I was dating someone in high school who I mentioned one day I'd never
• 55:40
  eaten avocado before and she was like oh it's my favorite thing ever when you
• 55:44
  come over next I'll make you something with avocado and she made me I spent a
• 55:48
  whole day at her house and she made me breakfast lunch and dinner that day all
• 55:51
  with avocado so it was like an absolute avocado overload and for somebody who
• 55:55
  was not used to it it was just way too much of a new thing and
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  um I think I mentioned it to her at some point like oh maybe that was just a bit
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  too much or something anyway should have kept my mouth shut when we eventually
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  broke up she became somewhat enraged just you know brokenhearted and bitter
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  and I got back to home room once and um to pick up my bag my school bag and it
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  had been filled with rotten avocados oh yeah filled
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  genius yeah to the brim by This Bitter [ __ ]
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  and through all my stuff all my books most of it was
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  unsalvageable it was ruined my bag was ruined not an edible piece of avocado
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  avocado and to this day I can't I can't do it you ever can't I have a story
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  about what put me off olives for quite some time but it's nowhere near as
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  interesting when I was young probably about 5 or six there was a bowl of olive
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  that I thought looked a lot like grapes oh man when you're expecting a I
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  love olives but if I was expecting a grape and got yeah was different like
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  just a whole headful just like through about two three and then just that just
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  yeah that's great they seedless yes yeah yeah at least they
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  otherwise you'd have a whole bunch of broken teeth as well it was 20 years
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  later until I could eat an olive again I love olives man yeah I love them too I
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  can't get enough of them now but yeah for a very long time just no I've never eaten veggie
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  M yeah I think that's one thing you have to acquire in a taste for at a low age
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  it's like the circumcision thing if you're four years old and you
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  haven't had it yet it's too late to have it now ah I might try it so I don't want
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  a name drop but um I was actually talking to Amanda Palmer about veite uh
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  right last year and uh she because you know she famously has that song about
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  how much she hates veine yeah it's disgusting yeah and I asked her not the
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  song the song's quite nice yeah it's a good song but I asked her if she had um
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  now that she's been back to Australia a number of times if she'd managed to
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  acquire a taste for it ironically she said actually I don't know if this is
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  irony it's just ironically is when you say things that are weird now you say
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  ionically first so I hate that but um
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  she enjoys uh veite with
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  avocado right interesting I that a thing
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  I'm going to have to try that what like on bread no like on a little cracker
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  little bit of uh right veite and then some avocado this is a new segment where
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  Dan's cooking tips have a jingle if that's a segment I
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  demand a jingle all right in fact I'm coming over to do the to do the vocals
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  myself so you ride it and I'll see all
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  right cing with pots and pans and spoons
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  and things cooking with making food to
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  eat all right we haven't we haven't uh haven't talked about racism yet this
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  week do we want to I we haven't even been racist let alone talked about it
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  should we uh well apparently that's not a thing anymore yeah I don't think we
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  need to worry about racism anymore because um spokesperson for all things
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  logical Kanye West um has come out and said that racism doesn't really exist
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  that it's just some oldfashioned thing that people keep clinging to to try to prove
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  points yeah yeah well you know does he
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  actually realize how out of touch he is this is no no clearly I don't think
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  he does clearly not um he here's his analogy here's he what Kanye West
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  thinks racism is like okay it's like bouncing a ball in a room
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  with two cats or something when you don't feel like playing with a cat Let
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  them fight over the bouncing ball and the bouncing ball has nothing no purpose
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  anything other than to bounce that's racism it's not an actual thing doesn't
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  mean anything it's something that we used to use to hold people back but now
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  there's been he goes on and on yeah I kind of I mean it's a nice sentiment
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  except it's not true like I mean for him it it doesn't exist cuz he's Kanye West
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  like he's not being held back because of his race and even if he was I don't think
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  Kanye would be aware of it like that the man is the least self-aware person
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  nevered Sor he's a genius you just have to ask him and
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  he'll tell you how much of a genius he is sure yeah but look there are people
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  out there racism is a problem I'm sure of it yeah yeah I mean it's not a problem for
• 1:01:02
  me either like I've never never been racially profiled I don't think why
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  unless they were looking for somebody who listens to heavy metal or I don't
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  think that's a race man yeah the Scandinavians perhaps I don't know what
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  are what are white people like then uh Coldplay Nickelback SC oh that be
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  racist socker yeah I'm not I guess I'm not a very good stereotype but
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  um yeah look I he's an idiot yeah
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  same not because he's black not because he's black just because no you know what
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  you know what Kanye I don't like you cuz you're black what have you got to say to that
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  buddy he what that's not why then I'm bouncing that ball in front of two cats
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  I don't want to play with what does that metaphor even mean that's not why then
• 1:01:56
  there's more to it than that what does it's like bouncing a ball in front of
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  two cats when you don't feel like playing with a cat or whatever yeah what
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  does that [ __ ] mean has no purpose other than it
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  bounces that racism I it makes no sense I love it I love it well no actually
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  this to me is proving that he really has no idea cuz he's saying like he's
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  bouncing a ball and he's doing it in front of the two cats and that ball is
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  racism it means nothing to him but that to those two cats it means
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  something that is very poignant L well deconstructed Luke he's like I don't
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  even want to play with the cats so that ball doesn't exist to me yeah yeah I'm
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  pretty sure that's that's how aeid worked yeah that's right good point Luke
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  just because he doesn't care about the
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  ball doesn't mean the ball doesn't exist
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  no Kanye [ __ ] your stupidity exists on so
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  many levels
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  yeah St speaking of stupidity selfie
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  sticks have been banned all over Europe good do you have one of these Dan
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  do I have a selfie stick no yeah do you Matt no no I have an
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  arm yeah I I have friends who also have cameras
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  but see the thing is the selfie stick right you you can take those is it just
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  to get the camera further away so you can get more in or is it so that it
• 1:03:34
  looks like you're not holding it I think that's what it is I think it's so you
• 1:03:37
  look because have you noticed the trend in selfies at the moment the oh I didn't
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  see you there yeah be caught me sleeping yeah that's right oh I'm just doing this
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  casual look to the side it's like you're pressing the button [ __ ] withit so I
• 1:03:52
  assume that the selfie stick is to eliminate the suspicion from that right
• 1:03:57
  cuzz your arm's out of the shot yeah yeah that's right cuz looking at this
• 1:04:03
  this article here shows two people in front of the Lou and um I mean you could
• 1:04:09
  hold the camera where he's holding it I think but your arm would show yeah it'
• 1:04:13
  be obviously a selfie as opposed to people just going oh who else is at the
• 1:04:16
  Loof with you I kind of get it it's like it is I guess it makes for a nicer photo
• 1:04:21
  yeah I guess so but you do look like an absolute [ __ ] Wit carrying it around
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  yeah I yeah I was in Disneyland last
• 1:04:29
  year and I saw a billion of these things and I assumed it was just either a
• 1:04:34
  Disneyland thing or an Asia thing cuz I was in Hong Kong Disney but then when I
• 1:04:39
  got back here it had broken here too and they were everywhere yeah so
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  cheap everywhere in the city everyone's got 30 bucks yeah you can get them on
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  the counter at a 7-Eleven they sell them at cottonon I saw saw them yesterday
• 1:04:53
  Jesus you were shopping in cottonon I was I'm wearing a shirt from there right
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  now cool so uh to take steps against
• 1:05:02
  this a lot of uh kind of public accessed privately owned buildings like museums
• 1:05:08
  and art galleries and things like that have banned them and the reason is it
• 1:05:12
  takes away from the experience see on the one hand I think
• 1:05:18
  they're stupid on the other hand that's kind of that's a bit douchebaggery like
• 1:05:24
  come on if people want to use a silly stick to take a
• 1:05:30
  photo come on yeah where does it stop really you know I mean can you ban someone Google
• 1:05:36
  class so much easier you can't take a photo of yourself with Google glass
• 1:05:43
  mirror you could just do that anyway you'd have to carry around a
• 1:05:49
  mirror then because you'd want yourself in front Lo so you'd have to carry
• 1:05:53
  around a full length mirror set it up in front of the L put on your Google
• 1:05:58
  Glasses and then stand there facing away and then actually say out loud
• 1:06:04
  Google Glass take photo and probably two or three times do
• 1:06:09
  you want to access Google no take
• 1:06:14
  photo I like how Italy's Coliseum in Rome banned the sticks last month and it
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  says the twirling around of hundreds of sticks can become unwittingly dangerous
• 1:06:23
  spokesman Cristiano Rita they make it sound like it was like a bunch of bow
• 1:06:28
  wielding assassins yeah like ninjas are taking photos of themselves with these
• 1:06:33
  things twirling them yeah yeah interesting well no I can
• 1:06:38
  actually see it cuz people if they're taking these selfies they're not really
• 1:06:41
  paying much attention to what's happening around them but the stick
• 1:06:44
  itself doesn't make that happen I mean selfies aren't banned you could still be
• 1:06:49
  walking around with your arm out holding a camera H yeah but I've seen somebody
• 1:06:55
  selfish and they're pretty much just a golf club yeah yeah but you're not allowed to
• 1:07:00
  probably take a golf club into a museum either I think have a problem with that
• 1:07:05
  you're not allowed to take photos at all in a lot of them true it's kind of
• 1:07:09
  redundant like there is one here that says paris's m d already prohibits all
• 1:07:15
  photography inside the building so you don't don't bother Banning the selfie
• 1:07:19
  sticks you've B you've banned them yeah like You' you've covered it yeah
• 1:07:26
  then let to take photos yeah I don't know I mean yeah
• 1:07:31
  again I think they're stupid but I think telling people they can't use something
• 1:07:34
  just because you think it's silly is come on that's just that's just Petty oh
• 1:07:38
  man there things I would ban if I had the power to make exactly but like
• 1:07:42
  [ __ ] hell yeah like all had Kitty stuff would be off the shelves enormous
• 1:07:49
  like 2 inch long plastic Nails some women wear [ __ ] those off yeah yeah like
• 1:07:55
  but you know just because I don't like him who cares someone wants to use a
• 1:07:59
  selfie stick those shoes with wheels on them oh Hees come on Dan [ __ ] can't
• 1:08:05
  stand those come on Crocs [ __ ] those off Crocs can [ __ ] right
• 1:08:11
  off why they're not hurting anyone I love it how we all just completely
• 1:08:15
  disagree with each other's little little SS you know this is why this war can't
• 1:08:21
  happen because everyone gets bugged by something yeah exactly
• 1:08:26
  and like Matt's like Crocs and and Luke's like who gives a [ __ ] about Crocs
• 1:08:29
  and I'm like I hate wheelies and Matt's like I [ __ ] love those yeah L what do
• 1:08:34
  you hate I don't hate anything yeah I believe that too you little [ __ ] yeah
• 1:08:39
  because I mean like if Matt was allowed to ban anything then would be hundreds
• 1:08:41
  of people going no we like the
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