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Johnny Depp Won, Ramona Strikes Again with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have one of
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  Speaker 4: your favorites. It is his month, you guys. It is
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  Speaker 4: June and it is Justin Martindale.
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  Speaker 2: Just took off his sunglasses. He's changed a lot. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: In the last 24 hours.
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  Speaker 5: A new day.
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  Speaker 2: We have so much to get into.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, let's go.
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  Speaker 4: First, let's just talk about how we're spending part of
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  Speaker 4: Pride doing a show together.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. In Napa, June 17th.
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  Speaker 4: I was looking at it. It's like June 17th, 5.30
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  Speaker 4: and 8.30. There's the meet and greet that you can
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  Speaker 4: buy tickets for in between. Justin will be there. I
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  Speaker 4: will be there.
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  Speaker 2: And I also have some exciting news.
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  Speaker 5: There will be wine.
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  Speaker 2: There will be wine.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And Julie Goldman of Brandy and Julie, she's going to
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  Speaker 4: also make an appearance.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, she is?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, before you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, pride. Yes. The two of us, the shenanigans we
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  Speaker 5: get into. Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. No, but it'll be really fun.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 4: And then we're going to just wreak havoc over the
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  Speaker 4: weekend there.
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  Speaker 5: Julie's also security for the weekend. So don't even try it.
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  Speaker 2: I do have my sheriff. I have sheriffs. I have
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  Speaker 2: cops coming.
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  Speaker 4: I have so many juicy scooper husbands coming that are
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  Speaker 4: like in law enforcement.
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  Speaker 2: So I think we'll be safe.
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  Speaker 4: And then also I want to say we're going to
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  Speaker 4: be there, you guys. We're coming in Thursday night. We
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  Speaker 4: don't have a dinner reservation.
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  Speaker 5: We don't.
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  Speaker 2: We're staying in St. Helena, but whatever.
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  Speaker 4: We can get other places. So if you want to
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  Speaker 4: DM me and you have a suggestion, you can get
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  Speaker 4: us a dinner reservation right Thursday night, there'll be four
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  Speaker 4: of us.
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night, there'll be eight of us.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't made any plans.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so glad we thought ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into the juice.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we were in the middle of recording our show
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  Speaker 4: and got the breaking news around 3 o'clock on the
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  Speaker 4: East Coast, 12 o'clock here, that they had a verdict.
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  Speaker 2: We watched it, Justin and I, and.
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  Speaker 4: So in a nutshell, you probably know by now, but
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  Speaker 4: they sided with Johnny on– there were like a couple
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  Speaker 4: different articles that they had to go through.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: One, they said you owe him $ 10 million because he's
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  Speaker 4: proved defamation.
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  Speaker 2: And the other one, Amber, $ 5 million.
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  Speaker 4: So she owed $ 15 million. Then they went through all
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  Speaker 4: the times she said that he defamed her with articles
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  Speaker 4: and saying that it was an abuse hoax. And they
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  Speaker 4: did say that she proved defamation as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But they only awarded.
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  Speaker 4: Her $ 2 million for that.
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  Speaker 5: And then they also awarded her $ 0 million.
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  Speaker 2: On something else.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like, she gets zero.
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  Speaker 2: So, 15 minus 2.
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  Speaker 5: 13.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, sorry, 15 minus 2 equals 13. She owes
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  Speaker 4: him $ 13 million. So, half of my prediction was right.
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  Speaker 4: I said that he would prevail, but I did not
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  Speaker 4: think that they would say that she owed that much.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hopefully her cameo in Aquaman 2 will.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she'll start doing cameos.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, my cameos are $ 13 million a cameo. Sign
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  Speaker 5: up now. Yeah. I mean, I think this is great
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  Speaker 5: for Johnny. Honestly, I think this is a very pivotal
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  Speaker 5: moment in pop culture because I feel like this is
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  Speaker 5: the first, like, Me Too hoax that's been proven to
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  Speaker 5: be false and slanderous. You know, it's like we're supposed
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  Speaker 5: to say believe all women. Like now it's like this
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  Speaker 5: one was not telling the truth.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I always thought that was a weird statement. Believe
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  Speaker 2: all women. Because I'm like, no, you shouldn't. Because for
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  Speaker 2: that exact reason.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly. This is the first time. And half of our.
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  Speaker 4: Society are not women. So what the fuck does that say?
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  Speaker 2: But I do think this is huge for women. Domestic
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  Speaker 2: violence victims.
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  Speaker 4: It's huge for guys that have, have been accused falsely.
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  Speaker 2: It's, uh, it's huge for first amendment, right?
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  Speaker 4: Defamation, what you can say, what you can't say, the
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  Speaker 4: implications of saying something like this. So, um, Johnny already went,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I saw that he already has one movie
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  Speaker 4: in the works and she has two other projects in
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  Speaker 4: the works. So I guess she will just have to–
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that she can write a check for 13.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if she can try to get back
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  Speaker 4: with Elon Musk. He was just seen over in Cannes
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  Speaker 4: with a 27-year-old girlfriend enjoying some lunch.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that we ever got real.
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  Speaker 4: Confirmation that her baby is Elon's baby because it was
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  Speaker 4: through IVF. So I find that very weird that he
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  Speaker 4: would go down the path of like giving her his
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  Speaker 4: sperm in a technical way. I mean I could see that, yes,
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  Speaker 4: they were boning. They were having scheduled threesomes. So it'd
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  Speaker 4: be different if she got pregnant naturally. I believe that
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  Speaker 4: might be his. I don't know how much child support
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  Speaker 4: she gets from him. I don't know how she's going
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  Speaker 4: to pay this or what.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still... You said scheduled threesomes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. That's what I thought you said. You know,
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  Speaker 5: just a good old-fashioned scheduled threesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 5: I think, I mean, obviously... Johnny and Amber have the
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  Speaker 5: money to pay the court fees, which a lot of
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  Speaker 5: people don't really have.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I do think this is a very pivotal moment
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  Speaker 5: of justice for someone who's been falsely accused of domestic violence.
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  Speaker 4: And we've had a few years of people being caught
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  Speaker 4: in massive lies or untruths.
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  Speaker 2: Scandals.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Jesse Smollett lied about something very serious that then hurt
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  Speaker 4: the actual victims of hate crimes. Then Sherry Papini got
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  Speaker 4: caught for lying about being kidnapped, which hurt actual kidnapping
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  Speaker 4: victims as well as Mexican lesbians.
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  Speaker 2: Because she basically.
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  Speaker 4: Someone said, Heather, she never said they were lesbians. But
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  Speaker 4: I just thought they said it was two girls working together.
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  Speaker 4: So I just assumed they were a couple. But anyway,
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  Speaker 4: the whole thing was made up.
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  Speaker 2: And so it's like... God, don't make up shit. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I am surprised.
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  Speaker 4: I am a little bit surprised about the amount of money.
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  Speaker 4: But maybe some people in Virginia think she can come
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  Speaker 4: up with that.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't flinch.
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  Speaker 4: She's making $ 2 million on, you know, Aquaman 2, even
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  Speaker 4: though she won't be asked back. But maybe she's more
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  Speaker 4: famous than ever.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of thought.
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  Speaker 4: Her career is screwed and, like, she'll just be doing
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  Speaker 4: Randall Emmett films.
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  Speaker 2: But I... I don't know. It seems like everyone comes back.
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  Speaker 5: She'll be selling Nutribullets on QVC or something soon. Flat
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  Speaker 5: tummy tea? I don't think, if anything, Ryan Murphy is
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  Speaker 5: going to be doing the American Crime Story Johnny Depp
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  Speaker 5: versus Amber Heard spinoff.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think this movie is going to happen.
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  Speaker 5: Miniseries. It'll be a series.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it'll happen right away, though. I
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  Speaker 4: feel like people need a cleanse. I think these things
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  Speaker 4: do better like 15 years from now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When people at home, like when younger people don't actually
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  Speaker 4: know every inch of the story.
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  Speaker 5: Sarah Paulson as Johnny Depp. We're going to do a
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  Speaker 5: gender flip.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Sarah Paulson's going to play Johnny Depp.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because Sarah Paulson has to be in every
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  Speaker 2: Ryan Murphy movie.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what she could be in this.
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  Speaker 5: Johnny Depp. I'm like standing my ground. She's going to like.
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  Speaker 5: Get her hair, you know, and have the mustache, and
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  Speaker 5: it's going to be prosthetics. Okay. And it'll be Sarah
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  Speaker 5: Paulson as Johnny Depp. Watch.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it will be sooner than we think.
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  Speaker 4: I know a lot of people are going to be
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  Speaker 4: sad this is over, and a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: Are going to be happy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on the latter. I feel like it's just like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: we did it.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we did it.
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  Speaker 5: We honestly were going through that whole verdict.
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  Speaker 2: We did it, Joe.
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  Speaker 5: And we were like, yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear what I said?
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  Speaker 5: What'd you say?
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  Speaker 2: Whenever I hear we did it, I always think of Cavaliers.
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  Speaker 2: We did it, Joe.
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  Speaker 5: We did it, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: We did it.
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  Speaker 5: We did it. We did it, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: I was getting gas in my car.
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  Speaker 5: I always say that.
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  Speaker 4: I was getting gas in my car and it went
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  Speaker 4: over $ 100 and I'd seen someone did a TikTok where
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  Speaker 4: they said that and they just had her voice go,
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  Speaker 4: we did it.
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  Speaker 2: We did it, Joe.
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  Speaker 5: I always say it. We did it, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: We got through it, you guys. Juicy Scoopers. Some of
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  Speaker 2: you were not happy with me and my coverage of it.
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  Speaker 5: But you know what? Do you feel validated now? Because
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  Speaker 5: people were like, Heather!
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm pretty right, except about the amount. I
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  Speaker 4: thought it would be under $ 7 million. I thought it
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  Speaker 4: would be under $ 7 million.
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  Speaker 5: But it was $ 13.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go. I will say this, though.
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  Speaker 4: I do think they're the two worst people that ever
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  Speaker 4: got romantically involved with each other.
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  Speaker 2: They were both horrible for each other.
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  Speaker 5: Toxic.
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  Speaker 4: But I also think that just because someone is horrible
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  Speaker 4: to you. doesn't mean that they were horrible to their
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  Speaker 4: other girlfriends or that they'll be horrible to their future girlfriends.
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  Speaker 2: And same with her.
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  Speaker 4: Like, so I kind of feel like the, when they were,
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  Speaker 4: were parading his ex girlfriends or wanting to pray his
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  Speaker 4: ex girlfriends. I mean, they, they did because she brought
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  Speaker 4: up Kate Moss, but like, I think they originally said
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  Speaker 4: no to that because it's like, it's the same thing
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  Speaker 4: of like, well, Harvey Weinstein was always nice to me,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like, but I do know couples that were
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  Speaker 4: absolutely horrible to, to each other and they have gone
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  Speaker 4: on to actually be a really good husband to someone
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  Speaker 4: else and a really good partner, you know, like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I just really think they were just the worst
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  Speaker 4: match ever. And they brought the worst out of each other.
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  Speaker 4: But I know people are very happy that, you know,
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  Speaker 4: Johnny is got his day.
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  Speaker 2: He's performing.
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  Speaker 4: Kate Moss went to go, um, See him perform. He
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  Speaker 4: got outstanding ovations. And this is what he wanted. This
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  Speaker 4: is what he set out to prove that this was
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  Speaker 4: just absolutely not true.
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  Speaker 2: And the jury believed it.
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  Speaker 5: And at the end of the day, none of us
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  Speaker 5: know them personally.
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  Speaker 2: True that.
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  Speaker 5: It was entertaining. It was fun to talk about. But
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  Speaker 5: we don't know them personally.
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  Speaker 2: And nobody knows what really happened. And there you go. Well,
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  Speaker 2: moving on here. Well, it is. It's Pride Month, but
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  Speaker 2: it's also Wedding Month.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it is.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of weddings are coming this summer, and Ramona
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  Speaker 4: Singer has done it again.
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  Speaker 2: She did an Instagram story, and.
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  Speaker 4: She was like, I just got the most beautiful, elegant,
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  Speaker 4: absolutely stunning, creative wedding invitations. And I get a lot
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  Speaker 4: of them. I get invited to a lot of weddings.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a really great girl. And let me just show
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  Speaker 4: you how beautiful it is. And she shows the wedding invitation,
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  Speaker 4: which is like Lucite, and it's all the information of
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  Speaker 4: a big celebrity wedding, Teresa of Real Housewives of New
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  Speaker 4: Jersey and Louis. And then in it, people then not
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  Speaker 4: only screen grabbed that and figured out the date.
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  Speaker 5: It's August 6th.
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  Speaker 2: It's at some castle or whatever in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 4: But then they were able to get the RSVP password
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  Speaker 4: and go into the wedding website.
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  Speaker 2: And find out everyone who is invited.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Who has already RSVP'd.
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  Speaker 4: Andy Cohen is invited with a plus one, but he
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  Speaker 4: doesn't know if he's bringing anyone yet. Ramona RSVP'd. Avery,
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  Speaker 4: her daughter, was invited but can't come. Jill Zarin is coming.
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  Speaker 4: Then they also found out who her bridesmaids were.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. She's not inviting her sister-in-law, Melissa.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, we knew that, though.
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  Speaker 2: Because they have their frenemies. But she... Luann... of New
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  Speaker 2: York is a bridesmaid.
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  Speaker 4: All the girls that she was on Ultimate Girls Trip
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  Speaker 4: with are coming to the wedding. I want to say Kenya.
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  Speaker 4: Is Kenya a bridesmaid? Kenya's a bridesmaid too. And so
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  Speaker 4: everyone's like, oh my God, is she going to be
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  Speaker 4: like disinvited?
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  Speaker 5: She has to be. I think.
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  Speaker 4: I think Teresa might be mad and then she might realize, like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: who cares? I mean, it's going to be filmed for
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  Speaker 4: the show. It's the height of the filming. And they
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  Speaker 4: would have security anyway. But obviously, she would probably want
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  Speaker 4: to reveal these surprises. And now they're done.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't even think. I don't even think she thought
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  Speaker 5: about this. I think she's just.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she's here to defend herself.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, she is.
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  Speaker 4: I want you to be a reporter. Like, I'm just,
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  Speaker 4: you know, maybe I'm. Walking on the red carpet or something.
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  Speaker 4: And you're going to ask me about what happened and
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  Speaker 4: the backlash.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Ramona, Ramona, Ramona. Hi. Channel five and a half news.
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  Speaker 5: We saw that you released the wedding invitation leak of
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  Speaker 5: the century. What was going through your vapid head?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what? I want to just tell you
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  Speaker 2: right now. I really don't appreciate that question.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm here for a really important charity. Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I am.
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  Speaker 4: Because I support women. I also support charities. And I
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  Speaker 4: also support love.
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So when I saw the beautiful invitation from Teresa... I
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  Speaker 4: wanted her to know that I thought it was really stunning.
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  Speaker 4: And I wanted people to know that even though my
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  Speaker 4: husband cheated on me and I'm a single girl, I'm
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  Speaker 4: looking for some hot guys. I'm really happy when someone
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  Speaker 4: else fights a hot guy.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, everyone just jumped down on me. I
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  Speaker 2: think Jill Zarin's behind this. I really do. Because all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, all the press knew about it.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, really? How does the press know
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  Speaker 4: about this? And Jill Zarin, through all of our years,
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  Speaker 4: she would always go right to the press.
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  Speaker 2: And you know who wrote the article? You know who
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  Speaker 2: wrote the article? Paige. Paige.
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  Speaker 5: Page six. So you're saying that Jill took the picture
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  Speaker 5: and posted it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not that great
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  Speaker 2: at social media, but you know what? She follows me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So she follows me. So I think she saw the story.
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  Speaker 4: I think she let Teresa know that I made a
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  Speaker 4: little snafu. I really wasn't trying to do anything bad, okay?
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  Speaker 2: I've been cooking a lot. I've been entertaining. I'm having
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  Speaker 2: really nice times at a place in the Hamptons.
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  Speaker 5: And you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I was just thinking, like, isn't this a lovely invitation?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well thank you for clearing that up. What is
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: that smell? Did someone poop? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh!
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  Speaker 5: OK, you know what?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: I really kind of find that disturbing because that happened
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: once on the show. OK, and I had my stomach
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: is very sensitive. And, you know, and a lot of
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: people bring that up. Thank God there's Amber Turd.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: OK, because now she's taken a lot of the heat
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: off of my accidental shitting. But you know what? In
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: this case?
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: You know what? Did I make a big shit? Yeah,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: And I'm really sorry to Teresa. So far, I haven't
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: heard from her. So I'm assuming I can still come.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: It's going to be a little embarrassing, but I'm really
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: happy for her.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: And that's it. I'm really sorry.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: I'm really, really sorry.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: The biggest heart of anybody I know. I'm really, really sorry.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Ramona. Thank you for admitting that you stepped
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I was just, when you said that, I was a
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: little concerned that we had like a shit leak.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, we don't even have a bathroom in this place.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: That was theater.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: That was so good.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Thank you. That was fantastic.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: So also getting into wedding month, Jamie Lee Curtis's trans
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: daughter that goes by Ruby got married to her.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Wife, Kinthea.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Kinthea is her name.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Kinthea. Kinthea.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Like Cynthia, but Kinthea.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Or is it Cynthia with a K?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: No, that doesn't make sense.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Does anything anymore?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Anyway, people, who cares that she's, you know, trans, whatever. I,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: it is a different look of a wedding.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: What do you mean? Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: It was in Jamie Lee's backyard where she said her
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: other daughter got married as well. And I looked it up.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: And they're wearing these crazy costumes. But I don't recognize what.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: These things are.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: But it says it was a cosplay wedding, which is,
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: I looked it up, it's a costume.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Like, you could be any character.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: You dress up. Yeah, it's a big thing.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: And then, so Annie looked it up and she said, no,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: the theme was what?
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: World of Warcraft.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: World of Warcraft.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Got it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: So I think they are Warcraft people.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: But I think there was a miscommunication.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe they didn't send out as nice of an invitation
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: as Teresa that really cleared it out.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Because the people, the other people in the background were
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: just normal. Like there was a Buzz Lightyear.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: There was, who's the other guy? The Tom Hanks character?
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Woody.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: There was Woody. There were like just characters.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: So- Well, the thing with World of Warcraft is I
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: think you can design your own characters. So even if
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: they did cosplay. You can, but there's not like Woody. No,
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: I know. But like Comic-Con.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just thinking.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Annie's a nerd, by the way.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I think the audience.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Knew this? Is that a dragon coming out of their head?
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: No, but like. But my son said, is that a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: third boob? Is that part of her costume?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: That's not a third boob.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's a third boob.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: No, that's just underarm. Her arm, right? That's a fupa underarm. Oh.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: But I think, yeah, cosplay is Woody, Buzz. It's like
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: San Diego Comic-Con. That's like where they dress up. But,
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, if it's World of Warcraft, I'm shaming Woody
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: and Buzz because that's not the theme.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Listen, I never want to miss a wedding, especially if
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: it's at Jamie Lee's house.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: In, I don't know, West LA or something in a
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: nice backyard. But I woke up in the middle of
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: the night wondering what would I wear if I was
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: invited to this because I looked up the cosplay and
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, easy. I'm going to be pretty woman.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Peter's going to be Richard Gere.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I wear the red dress. We're going to the thing
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: in San Francisco. Then I thought, I hate wearing heels
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: in someone's backyard. And I looked at some photos and
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: there's grass and there's like uneven like stones.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: And then I saw this and I was like, I
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even know where to begin. Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I guess people didn't know. I guess they gave them
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: the option of dressing as something else.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: What if Peter went as Mario and you went as
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Princess Peach or something?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You know what? I really don't like
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: costume parties.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: You don't? I don't know.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: I just feel like the whole night is talked about,
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: oh my God, look at you.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: And like you're not really talking about life.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Anymore it's all talking about your outfit or your costume
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: and like.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: You look great that's so funny oh my god that's.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: So clever did you see did you see.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: You guys look at Heather look at her.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Oh my you look like her.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: You look like her that's crazy yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah so I don't know anyway Christmas shopping has already
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: started in our house. My daughter is so organised, already
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair care for her aunt
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: and a fab fragrance for her bestie. But the apple
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm an early bird,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: buying one present a week from now till Christmas, which
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy in-store or online
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free click and collect.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: So easy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: you had.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: To succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: have a work dad. I need a home dad. What
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: go through.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: It's about what happens next.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's another picture.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: You can see. Oh, look. Oh, this is fun.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, is that E.T.? What is that next to?
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: No, that's some guy dressed up as Woody. That's like
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: a 101 South overpass Woody. That's Woody and what's the
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: little girl? Jessie. Jessie, yes. The little doll, yeah. And
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: then who else is there? I mean, I can't really
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: see the background. I would have dressed up as Waldo
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: and just been in the middle of the crowd. I
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Good for them.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Also in love is this girl who is in love with, well,
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: can you look up what she called it? Okay, she
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: says she's not, you know, she's not gay or anything. She's,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: it's called, when you're sexually attracted to inanimate objects, it's
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: called what? It's called, if you read the whole article,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: it says it's called.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Insane? Anyway, she's in love with a Boeing plane.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: So she goes on the Boeing plane and flies on
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: the Boeing plane as much as she can because this
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: is who is her life partner and she loves it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: So she's getting miles.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Object, object sexual.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Object sexual. Object... Object, you am sexual.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Objectum sexual.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Objectum sexual.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Wow. Okay.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I remember seeing, there was a show about this.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Strange Addiction, where the guy was in love with his car,
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: and then he started, like, humping it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: And then they had to cut to commercial. He was like,
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: my favorite part about her is the tailpipe.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what she's saying. She's like, he's strong, he's big. Oh, yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: She does refer to the plane as her boyfriend.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: But I guess she... I don't think she's just going
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: on that particular plane. The Boeing one.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what happens if she looks at another Boeing?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Other feelings?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: But even her toy planes that she... Who knows.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: What she does with them?
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Wait, her toy planes?
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: She has toy planes that she's photographed with, but then
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: she also goes on a plane and rides a lot.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, I bet.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: And then some people.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Just have a traditional-looking wedding.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Boring.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: This is Annie's sister.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: And she's very pretty. Now, she did step out of
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: the box. She looks great.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: She had a white dress with beautiful green, like, floral
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: And she had an emerald, not a diamond ring.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: So this is the Texas wedding.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, where? Where in Texas? Austin. That's a hill country.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: And this is the L.A.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Wedding.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the L.A.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: Wedding.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Fucking Riverside.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: The cosplay wedding is L.A. Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: This is Austin. I love that. What is that on
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: her dress? Frisha?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Lily of.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: The Valley.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, stunning.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Your mom looks gorgeous, too.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Also good news, Spencer and Heidi are pregnant with.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Their second child. Pratt Daddy.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Pratt Daddy.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Spidey. Procreating.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Procreating.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Very nice.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: It has begun. I'm very excited for them. That's great.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: This wasn't great. What?
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: What?
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: This teacher who's 28 was charged with sending naked photos
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: and a video to a student 16 after telling him
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: she heard rumors that he liked her.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, where does.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: That, how far does that go? Who's your favorite teacher? Oh,
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: you know, this, whatever, Miss Johnson. She's my English teacher.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, Joey said that you're his favorite teacher.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. So flattered.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Did you do your math homework?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Titchot.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Like, come on.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's so weird. It's like, my favorite letters we're
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: going to focus on this week are D and M.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Slide into them. Yeah. It's so, this is so weird
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: to me.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I just cannot believe how many female teachers.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: So, okay. Yes. I feel like female teachers are like
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: hooking up with their students and then like, That's like
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: a female thing.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I know it's not happening a lot.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: But it is in the news a lot with females.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: It's in the news a lot.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: But, like, I have two friends that were teachers, and
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: they were both very attractive their whole lives. And they were, like,
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: laughing about it. They're like, I just don't think anything
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: would be worse. Like, these kids are gross. Like, what
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: are you talking about?
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, they stink?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Like, who wants to get with them?
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: I had a teacher who I think had a crush
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: on me.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Really? What happened?
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I would, like, look over, like,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: I would do, like, I would get up to the
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: front of the class and read my report or, like,
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: the story we had to make or whatever, essays. And I, like,
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: there was, like, a couple times I'd look over and
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: she'd just be like, and she'd, like, wink.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Do you think she wanted to, like, fuck you or
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: she thought?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Of course she did. Look at me. Just a scrawny
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: 17-year-old with a long neck and big ears because I
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: haven't filled out yet. Oh, yeah. No.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Ugh.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was great, though. I passed her class.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of wedding stuff.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Stassi.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: So Stassi had her wedding. It was going to be
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: 200 people before the pandemic. After the pandemic, she got
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: fired from her job on Vanderpump and, like, you know,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: couldn't go on tour because of the pandemic and all
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: this stuff.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: So then she's like, okay.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: She sent out a letter, and she goes, hey, I
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: know you were invited to the Italian wedding before, but
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: you know what?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: You're not the top 35. So....
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Only the top 35 can go. In the top 35
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: was Jax and Brittany. Jax was her boyfriend for many years.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: They started out on the show together. And they've all
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: been very, very close. She and Brittany are very close.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: And the fiancé, now husband, Beau, somehow ended up on
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: a group text with a bunch of guys. Or someone
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: sent him a group text in which Jax was saying.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, I'm not going. I'm not going.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Months before, they had already RSVP'd and everything. I'm not
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: going because of this reason. I'm not going because of
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: that reason. So finally, he texts him like two weeks before.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: He's like, hey, I heard you said you're not coming.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: He's like, that's not true.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I'm coming. So then he sends him the proof of
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: the group text and he goes, oh, you're right. I
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: did say that. But no, we are coming. Okay, fine.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Because we don't have a lot of seats and it's
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: expensive and.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: There's other people that want to come. Two hours before.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Stassi is going to get in a car to go
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: to the airport.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: She's sitting on her couch. Bags are packed.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: She's going over shit. She gets a text from Brittany. Now,
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: she doesn't say Brittany or Jax when she tells the story,
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: but we all know it's Brittany. Jax in reality blurb
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: believes it's Brittany Jax. Brittany writes a super long text.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: saying like, I'm so sorry, we can't go for this reason. Also,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: my mom's friend passed, and now we don't have a sitter,
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: and all this stuff.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: But the main reason, which people are.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Guessing, it could be because he's had some tax issues,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: so they may have taken his passport. I don't know
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: if that's the reason or not, but that's something that
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: he would have known a long time ago, obviously.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: He wouldn't have known it two hours before.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe for weeks.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: That wedding looked gorgeous, though.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I really think that's shitty. How do you not.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: It is shitty.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: And it's like, how do you not know? It's a
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: really far away destination wedding. No one is going to
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: give you shit for not going. That's why people have
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: destination weddings. Because they're hoping that most of you won't come.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: That's the whole point.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, you can't make it?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: They're like, if you.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the only people that are going to be there
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: are going to be ones that have bells on. They're
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: ready to party for three days. They're ready to spend money.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: They don't care. Mm-hmm.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Like, and they planned it. They're not going to flake
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: the day out because they have to get on a plane.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: That is pretty lame. But I mean, it's Jax.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, what do we expect? Right?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I thought that was kind of juicy.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Also, Lisa Vanderpump said that she did text PK and
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Dorit when Dorit got robbed. PK said he never got
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: a text. She showed her phone to to like page
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: six and said, look, I really did text him and
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: it says red, but he never wrote back.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: How big is the font, do we think, on Lisa
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Vanderpump's phone?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Pretty big.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: It's a big font. She's like, look, it's right here.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, come on.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I absolutely did text him. I thought it was absolutely horrible.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: But you know what?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: If they wouldn't have gotten rid of the dog, maybe
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: it would have alerted them that the robbers were there.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, all my Vanderpump dogs are very, very good
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: guard dogs.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: And very high security.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I'm watching this season of Beverly Hills. Evan got me
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: It is good.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: It's good. And can I just say my favorite part,
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: I think, is Lisa's glam.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You like all the waves.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: With the long hair. Oh, she looks so good.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, her body and her face. I mean, she
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: is 60 or about to be 60. I mean, say
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: what you will about plastic surgery, but it fucking looks
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: good on her.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: She looks sickening, yes.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It looks good.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: It looks good. Todd Chrisley. Oh, wow. I've been talking
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Happy Pride!
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: There was a little bit more that came out today
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: in the trial.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Was it him?
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Their whole case, their whole defense, is this guy that
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: worked for them was obsessed, and he did this all
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: on his own because he wanted to be Todd Chrisley.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Sure. And....
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: They're not, like, admitting to the affair, but that does.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I think a jury probably believes the affair, and maybe
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: when the affair... I almost think the affair is helping
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: the Todd Chrisley defense, because it makes more sense that
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: you'd hire this guy, that you guys would be romantic
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: for a year, and then when the affair ended, he
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: might be so bitter and obsessed and, like, still, you know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: churning for your love that he... acts in this reckless way.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Cause their defense is that we did not do any
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: of this stuff. He did it all and didn't let
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: me know about it. And the news that came out
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: today is this woman, Donna cash went on the stand
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: today for the defense and said, I work for Braddock
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: and he hated the Chrisley's was so jealous of them.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: And he had me forged Todd Chrisley's name on bank statements.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: And he had, he deleted any emails or deleted any
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: phone messages because where a bank was calling and saying,
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: you're about to be foreclosed upon, and the house was
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: about to be foreclosed upon without Todd Chrisley's knowledge.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And she called Todd and was like, I can't have.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: You come home with your family that you love so
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: much to all your belongings on the street. I need
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: to go against this guy Braddock and tell you the
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: truth that.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: We've been forging all this shit, and your house is
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: about to be foreclosed upon, so come home now.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: This is giving me Peterson vibes. She better stay away
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: from a staircase. That's all I got to say. It's
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: very Peterson. Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Scott Peterson.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: He's just forging letters. No. Todd is telling him to
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: do this. And yes, he's bitter because he wants to
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: be with him. And I'm sure she knew. Toni Collette
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: went on the internet that night with her wine and
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: saw Oh.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: The girl in the staircase.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Supposedly. Supposedly. Allegedly.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Or she could have put out the two deers, which
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: alerted the owls in the neighborhood. Those fucking owls.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: And then the owl scratched her head. And then she
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: went like this, went to the staircase, and then it
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: was bleeding, and then she slipped, and he never heard
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: her until he came up at 2.30 and found her.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: I just think it's like, yeah, he's bitter because he
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: wants to be with Todd. Yeah. I guess he wants
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: that life. Or maybe he wants a spinoff.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: He wanted to be Todd.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: He wanted the company name of this company that they
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: had where they flipped houses. He wanted it to be
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: his name. Anyway, so that is what they're doing. But
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: then the prosecution said to the Donna Cash lady, yes,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: but you stayed on for years. If he knew that
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: you were forging his name, why would he? Well, he
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: forged an investigation to find out that Braddock was doing
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: all this. But there's so many different layers of fraud.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: It might not be.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: All of it, but I think they're going to get
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: convicted of some. But we'll see.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Will he come out as bisexual?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe in June? No.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Maybe this month.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think he will.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: You don't think he's going to get on the cover
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: of some magazine and be like, yep, I'm bi. I don't. Hey, y'all.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: You don't think so? I think that.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: He goes with his narrative to deny it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Hey y'all, it's your girl Todd Chrisley.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Braddock was not only obsessed and jealous,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: but maybe he was in love with me and because
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: it was an unrequented love is.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: What got him so insane. But no, I never was
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: with him. Because I don't know that there's any proof
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: that they were together. And it's not like the state
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: is going to ask to see proof because that doesn't
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: matter if they fucked or not. It's like, did you
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Did you do this fraudulent stuff or not?
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Unless there's a Todd Chrisley sex tape.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of the sex tape. Gross.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: No one asked for that, by the way.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I went on the deep dive on the last show
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: about when Lindsay said that Todd and her half-brother Chase
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: were trying to exploit her with a sex tape. And
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: then she totally turned and was like, no. She's taken
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: all these posts down. She has a podcast. She's like,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not talking on the podcast. I'm just going to
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: the trial and supporting my dad. Because she realizes the
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: money train is going to end if he goes to prison.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the thing. He needs to
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: make a sex tape with his wife. Push it out there.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Chrisley knows breast.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: You know what's... That's a good one.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Make some money. That is good.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: You know what is.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Go for it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: You know what's kind of sad?
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Would anybody even care right now if someone had a
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: sex tape?
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: No. I honestly.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Like, right now, if all of a sudden someone's like,
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: I have a tape of.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Go for it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, like, Kim and Pete, but no.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: No one cares. But, like, would anybody... I mean, obviously, legally,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: you couldn't. But, like, I don't know. Or even, is
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: there a star that if they... It would have.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: To be someone who is living a straight life who
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: has a sex tape with someone of the same sex.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing people are going to care about.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: See, but I would like be into that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: So then you would. That's what I'm saying.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: If it was like Jason Momoa and like Austin Butler
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: or something, I'd be like, oh, okay.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying. That's the only way.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: That's the only scenario that in 2022 the world would
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: care to see your sex tape.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Is if it's like a surprising partner.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Not.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: If it's with your current boyfriend or a guy dated
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: three years ago, like, who the fuck cares?
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Oh, look. Oh, wait. Just go. The body language.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, my God. Oh, this bitch again.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I did not know you're at that. Okay, so the jury.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: What? What the jury is?
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Wait, 3 LA time or 3, like, 12? Yeah, let
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: me look. Because let's talk, let's go back. We're talking
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We're going to know
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: their decision within the hour, maybe.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Because they're ahead of us three hours.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Are they in New York?
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Virginia.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Virginia.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Eastern, so yeah, Virginia.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: 12 minutes. Save it.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to save it. We're going to go to
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: another topic here. We're moving on. We're moving on, everybody. I.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Can't wait.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, I watched it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: You did?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Because, I don't mean to brag, but I got the premiere.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: But it'll be out by the time you guys are
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: listening to this, so I can talk about it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Dubai is what I'm talking about.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: What did you think? No?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: You know, it's a first episode. We don't know anybody.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Caroline Stansbury is known because she was on Ladies of London,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: but that was one of those franchises I didn't really watch.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: It wasn't like Housewives.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, right.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: God, they're gorgeous, though.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: There is this one, though, which is this one. The
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: one that looks.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Like Iman?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Because she's from the Sudan, and she's a model, too.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Gorgeous.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: She is... awful on the show. She's such a bitch.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. She's just like, well, when you're this
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: beautiful and you look, I can't do the accent because
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I saw it once, but I'll get it down. She's like, oh,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I just looked at myself and I was like, you're
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: so gorgeous. You're so perfect.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Everyone and like right off the bat she hates caroline
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: stansbury and is and then caroline doesn't invite her to
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: her like hen party which is like a bachelorette party
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: but her husband who's already her husband is there i
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: don't know they go on a boat um i don't
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: know i'm like i'm honestly because it's nobody actually from
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: dubai there isn't one person that's like i was born
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: and raised here I went to this school and now
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: I'm 35 and this is my kid. Every single person
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: came from a different country or their husband is an
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: investment banker and they're there.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: Like.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: And they're just rich. And they're just rich because their husbands.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Because their husbands are rich.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they start their own businesses and stuff.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: And... So they're all Diane from Beverly Hills.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: Yes. Diane's the best.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: And she is kind of like Diane because she's got
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: a much younger husband than Caroline Stansbury.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. But that's a great promo shot. I'm not
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: going to lie.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: The promo shot, listen, I was tingling. I'm going to
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: continue to watch it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: But it just felt like very much, let's start the
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: conflict right now.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: You hate Caroline. She hates you, Ian, or whatever her
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: name is, the model.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: You're going to get in a conflict with her because
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: you feel that she's siding with Caroline, not you. And
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: you want her to pick sides. You're not going to
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: be invited to a party off the bat. And then
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: someone's like, I have to sage the air. And it's
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: just like all that same shit.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Just, but, like, right at the get-go.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Right, like, right at the get-go.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Hi, I'm so-and-so, and I hate her.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm just, like, I don't know that I'm, like,
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: that impressed with, like, being, these people being rich, because, like,
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: their houses don't... I'm sure.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Their houses don't look that great. I didn't think it
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: looked that great.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Like, one was.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it looked nice. Yeah. But it wasn't, like... Dubai! Yeah,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: it wasn't, like, they are, I mean....
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: And then, you know, they, oh God, they all, they
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: all talked about how they're, oh God.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, what?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: They have to go to a pole. This is what's
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: coming up in the season.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's got a letter.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Pole dancing.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: It's a foreshadowing of a pole dance class.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Get ready.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: So we're going to see them working out.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Can't they go to jail for that? What is that?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: No, I guess, no, they can. They can wear their
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: types of clothes and stuff.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: But I mean, pole dancing, isn't that like, ugh?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: That's, I guess we're supposed to think that's like cool dancing.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: That, like, oh, you're breaking the rules. And then the
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: one goes, alcohol is very restricted here. You can drink
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: in bars and restaurants, but you can't buy liquor at
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: a convenience store. But out on the fake sea, who cares?
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you bitches are crazy. And then, like,
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: they're dancing, and then a chair breaks, and they're like, ah!
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: And that's, like, the foreshadow.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Chair breaks.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: That's the preview before the commercial. Like, you might have
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: thought about leaving the show.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: But.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: There's going to be a chair that breaks on a boat.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: So you better fucking stay.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: That's their scandalous dinner. That's like, you know, we all
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: have like the housewives dinner parties. They have the chair,
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: which is, you know, could be a spinoff for the staircase.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: And right off the bat, like, I can't stand you.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, you have to make everything about yourself.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: And so.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Just show me the city.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not excited, as excited. The city we've seen. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: feel like we've.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Seen it on so many shows. Super high, tall buildings,
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: those man-made islands.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: They have theme parks and stuff in their hotels.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: And then the stuff that I've read about really what
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: it's like for the people that work there, like the
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: people that work in the homes and the hotels and
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: how they're treated. And there's stories of like, you know,
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: their passports get stolen and they can't go to Stassi's wedding.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: No, just kidding. But their passports get stolen to.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Keep them there. And I felt like they have a
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: lot of people waiting on them. And this one girl
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: comes to get on the boat. And they're like, okay,
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: please remove your shoes. I mean, you're going on a
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: yacht and the.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Girl's got shoes that wrap up all the way up
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: her leg.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: The strap, the Roman gladiator heels.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she's like. Isn't there someone here to
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: help take these off?
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Girl, no.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, what kind of budget is this?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: What kind of budget? And they're on this big yacht. Oh,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: she goes, is there a makeup artist on board? And
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: they're like, no. Like, you already came done and ready.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: It's a boat.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: So I was also like, are they coming in here
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: being like, let's push the glam, and let's push the money,
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: let's overly exaggerate and talk about how much money we have,
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: because that's the reason we picked Dubai? Yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: That's not like... That doesn't make you look rich. That
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: just makes you look like a bitch.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, one girl... Take my shoes off, peasant.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Get out of here.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: One girl, this was kind of cute. One girl, I
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: think it's this... No, I think it's this girl. She's
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: from Miami, but she's Jamaican. And then she married some
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: cute English guy. And they have three of the cutest sons.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: And each one has a different accent. And they're like seven...
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Five and two. So like the seven-year-old is like, can
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I have some water? And then the five-year-old is like,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: has like a little Jamaican accent. And then the other
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: one just is like water. That I was kind of like, okay,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: but there you go with that.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Oh God, wait, what is this?
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I watched a page six interview and they had four
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: girls on and the clip they put in was, We
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: heard Lindsay Lohan.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Would Lindsay Lohan make a good housewife? Yes.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I was kind of.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Like, this is also not a great start. That the
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: clip of the interview is you asking about someone that's
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: not even on the cast.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, right.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Right. Like, here's our cast. Would so-and-so be a good addition?
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: They're like, are we not enough? Yes. No, we're not.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Like, come on.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: But I love Dubai Lindsay Lohan because she's just like,
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: I live in Dubai.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Like, she has that weird.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Remember, she got a weird accent. You see, that's why
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: it's confusing for these little kids, too.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't know where they are. They're like, are
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: we in the desert? Is it a city? Is it
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: a utopia? Right. Yeah, oh, but Lindsay Lohan, she could, like,
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: rescue refugees and get slapped in the face.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I have some other not great news. And just
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: like that, there's going to be more.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Of Che Diaz in season two, according to the writer-creator,
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: is he the writer?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Is he the creator?
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Michael Patrick King said he told Variety about the writer's room,
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: and we're going to see so much more of Che Diaz,
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: the non-binary stand-up comic podcaster turned sitcom star.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: We're going to get to see so much more of that.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Give her her own spinoff. I don't need it. I
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: don't want it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to get it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I don't want it. You're forcing that lifestyle down my throat.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: I don't want it. I don't want it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: King believes that they got such an awful reaction. Because
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: it was a non-binary stand-up comic. And you and I
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: as stand-up comics said, no, that wasn't why you got
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: a bad reaction. It's because you wrote a human being
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: who was making money as a stand-up comic who was
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: not funny.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Who was not funny.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: It's your fault.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: I hate that description. I just think it's such a
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: kick in the dick because I just think it's just
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: such a lame excuse of like, well, everyone reacted horribly because...
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: They were afraid of non-binary people. No, we're not. I
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: hate that. I'm like, no, it was just a weird character.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Who had really long kitchen fingers and was, like, got
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: up on stage and was just like, hey, who have
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: I fucked here tonight?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really cocky about being a player. I think that
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: was kind of offensive.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: It was just an unlikable character.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: And it was like, hey, Miranda, yeah, welcome to my show.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: You want to toke some weed in an elevator? Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: No one does that.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: And also, it was always, take a breath. Like very condescending.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Miranda was trying to be nice and she keeps, you know,
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: stepping in her own woke shit and was messing up
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: all the time. So she was a little nervous around Che.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: And Che was just like, why don't you breathe?
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What a dick thing to say. Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: And also like on a date and like the two
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: girls show up and they're like, we both fucked Che.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: And Miranda's like, what is this? And here's the thing.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: As somebody... Or.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Then also when Che's like... When Miranda's like, I'm just
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: the girlfriend. She was like... Whoa. Che didn't like that.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, oh, really?
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Now you're going to be the one that's setting the
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: boundaries of this weird relationship that you started?
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: I think it was like they were going for this
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Hollywood rags-to-riches story that just didn't make sense. First of all,
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: we don't call them comedy concerts. Second of all, there's chairs...
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Where people can sit. We don't make people stand for
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: an hour. Maybe we'll do that in Napa. Maybe Che
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: has taught us something.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: That's right. We will.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: So guys in Napa, you're all standing. So get ready.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: No, you're not. You're going to have seats. But then
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: also it was at the end where Che's like, guys,
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: I'm going to sing us a song. And then what
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: was the song?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Girls just want to.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wish they could all be California girls.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then it's like, guys... I'm taping a pilot.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: In California and wish they could all be California girls.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to stick my fingers in a bunch
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: of California girls, not just you, Miranda.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: And that's the way I break it to you?
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And also it's a pilot. So you go tape
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: the pilot. Then you come back to New York. It's
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: got to get picked up first.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: According to Michael Patrick King, it's going to be picked up.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: We're going to see a lot of it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: But I don't know if I came up with this
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: or Jen Kirkman. So I don't want to take full credit.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: We may have come up with it together.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: What?
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Well, what?
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: What we really want to happen is that, remember when
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: she said, oh, they're looking at Tony Danza to be
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: my dad because she goes, I'm half Irish, half Mexican
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: or half Puerto Rican or something.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Well, he's not.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: No.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: So what if then she gets like in a big
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: woke canceled situation because of not casting and a Mexican actor?
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I hope that's not the case, but I could see
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: that happening.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Michael Patrick King has to go against his own words.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: And I don't like that. I'm going to go back
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: to that because I just think it's so ridiculous how
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: he's saying that oh, people were afraid because they weren't
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: used to seeing that. I'm like, no, I'm all about
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: visibility and representation. Hello.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: I'm here. But I hate it when they use it
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: of like, oh, you didn't like it and this character
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: wasn't as likable because you were threatened.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no. The gay community, I
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: saw memes, I saw GIFs, I saw all of it
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: about calling out Che Diaz. That's right. And I think
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: this is just like, for Variety to put... JTS on
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: the cover on the first day of pride month I'm
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: like come on whatever do you.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Feel a little unseen because you're just like just like
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: a straight.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: No because I have my official target merch.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: You're just a gay guy.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Uh huh I'm more than that I don't know it's.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: Not that exciting anymore it's not that exciting anymore I'm more.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Than that I don't know laughing I know. What could
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: I do?
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're white. You have good hair.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: And so that's not going to help you.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Here's what I'm going to say. That's not going to
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: help you. You know how some comics get accused.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: You with your Bob's Big Boy hair.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: It's looking really good today.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I like it long like this.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Thank you. I do too.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: It is so cute. Do you have a Bob's Big
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Boy bank or anything?
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: I did when I was a kid. So did I.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: My grandpa took me to Shoney's. It was called Shoney's, right?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: No, it was called Bob's Big Boy.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: In the South, it was called Shoney's.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: But was it still the Bob's Big Boy guy? Mm-hmm.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird. I'm going to say this now.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: You know how some people, like comics, have been accused
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: of stealing jokes?
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Like, you know, Amy Schumer's done it. I'm trying to think.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Carlos Mencia.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Carlos Mencia, which is Joe Rogan. I'm coming out now,
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: no pun intended, on Pride Month. And I'm going to
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: say this. I feel very attacked because Che Diaz has
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: stolen my hairstyle. I had it first. I had it first.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Well, and yep, I'm Che is a tip of the
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: hat to Ellen DeGeneres.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: But I also wanted to say we were talking about
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: how that she goes by they and them and stuff.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: And I said, you know, that's, I think people have
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: a problem with that because grammatically it's so confusing to people.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: So I, I'm guessing they'll start teaching people that if it's,
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: if someone goes by they, but they're a singular human,
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: then it would not be they are dancing. It would
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: be they is dancing. They is dancing. And then you'll
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: know it's not two people dancing. They're referring to one
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: human dancing.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: They is dancing.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: And then it reminded me of the great movie, The Help,
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: where she would say, Viola Dela said, you is smart.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: You is kind. You is important.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: What we didn't realize in that movie is that she
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: thought this little blonde person was non-binary.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: And she was way ahead of her time, the character
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: and the person who wrote the script.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: We need to do an updated version of They Help. Mm-hmm.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: And Viola comes back to this little girl who's now
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: grown up and her... And she.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Has a podcast.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: And she has a podcast.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: They have a podcast. Sorry, they have a podcast.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: And we give that same speech... but we change it.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: It would be they has a podcast.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: They has a podcast.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Because if it was a she, it would be she
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: has a podcast. If it's they, they have a podcast.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: So it would be the singular with the plural. So
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: it's they, they, so they better start doing.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: This in the show. When she's talking.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Hold on, my brain's bleeding.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: When Miranda's talking about Che Diaz, she better say, well, they,
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: they is so busy. Right now, because they has a
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: podcast and they has a pilot that's about to get
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: picked up for them.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Wow. Really good.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: And then Amber Heard will shit in a pie.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: Oh, again. What a day. I mean, there's Turd around.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: The original Amber Turd. But it wasn't Viola's character.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: No, it was Olivia.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Octavia. Octavia's character.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Pulled this today because I was like, hasn't Ellen, the show,
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: isn't it over with? I feel like we've had a
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: year of the finals, and it is over.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: It ended on the 26th.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is over. There are still people hosting it, though.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then I... That's what I got confused with.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Leslie Jones was like, I'm hosting the Ellen show today.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: And Tig was.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: And Tig, yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, so it's done because she just wanted
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: to leave and go to Europe with Portia?
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Or Morocco. She's in Morocco. Yeah. I still, I mean.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Did you watch the finale? No, why?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I know Jen Aniston looked good and cried.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was it. But also, she was like, for
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: 20 seasons we did this, I was like, it was 19.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: It was 19.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: It was 19.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: But she said, I ended on 19, I didn't end
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: it last year, and I didn't end it at 20
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: because that's the way it was negotiated anyway.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: And everyone does 20, so I didn't... No.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: You really wanted to leave when all the shit went down,
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: but you were like, I can't end it on this note.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: No one hosted the show. It was like... she was
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: gone for the whole year.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm hosting Ellen. Like Ellen never hosted
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: her last season of her show.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Like two Kardashians were on every week.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: It was the Kardashian show. I was like, all right,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: but that must've got the ratings.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: She's like, this has been the best 19 years of
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: my life. And then they were like, and cut. She's like,
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: you fucking pieces of shit. Yeah. You know, Ellen went
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: out with a bang.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: No more dancing.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: No more, uh, Scaring people about their worst phobias without
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: letting them know.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's done. Well, she's fine.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: She's rich and has fun and drinks with her wife.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: You don't have to do this anymore. You didn't have
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: to do the show.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: No, you just said vacations with wife in Morocco. I mean,
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: she's fine.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds fun.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: The real Angeline, the show is on Peacock, refuses to watch...
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: The show. She does not like her portrayal.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Who is it?
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Emmy?
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Emmy Rossi.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Rossi. And I think it's because it's based on.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Emmy Rossum, yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Rossum.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: It's based on an article about Angeline. Therefore, she's a
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: public figure. They wrote about her. She's not getting any
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: money from this Peacock thing. So she's 71. She's still
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: tooling around in her Corvette. And I can see why
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: she's annoyed. But they're probably like, no, you're so weird.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: We don't even need to interview you. We can just
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: write this story.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: But I have to say, I don't think it's getting
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: much buzz.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: It's not getting much buzz, and I'm sad because I.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Is it good? You watched two episodes.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: It's really good.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: What did they say? Who paid for the billboards? Did
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: she have some ritual man? I've always wondered.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: That was one of the rumors. It was a guy that...
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to remember if his name, I think it
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: was Harold or Mitch or something like that. So she
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: found this guy in the Yellow Pages... And she prayed
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: to the gods and the fairies. And there's a whimsical
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: aspect of the pages flowing. And she finds this guy.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: She goes over to him. She pitches. He's like, so
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: what are you advertising? And she's like, me. And he's like, wow,
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: this is mind-blowing. This has never been done before. So
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: he's funding all of these.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: But what is he getting out of it?
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: He's getting his numbers at the bottom of the billboard.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: So he's getting agents and people who are curious about
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Who Angeline is. And so.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then what did he get out of that?
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: He got out of it because they started bartering like other,
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: you know, so she would have like Sunset and Vine.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: And then, you know, these other billboard guys would be like, hey,
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: we want Sunset and Vine. So he'd be like, well,
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: we want it.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: For X amount of dollars. So it's really just a
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: billboard renting.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: She's the billboard queen.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen Angeline in public? Yes, I have.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: A couple times. Once driving, once going to a Whole Foods. Yeah.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: I think she's one of those staples of L.A. You
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: know you've lived in L.A. long enough when you see XYZ.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: So she never has a husband?
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: I guess not.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: That's kind of sad.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: And Angeline driving is definitely one for me. Also a
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: palm tree on fire.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: When did she get to a place where she probably
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: shouldn't be driving?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, they said she's 71. I thought she was
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: more like 80.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Well, she has a new car. She did have the Corvette.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: She had the Corvette, and now she has like a...
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: It looks... I don't want to be wrong, but it
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: probably is. It looks like a Tesla SUV. But she
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: still has... You know what I'm talking about?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: You know, there's a pink.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: And it's pink, yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Did you see the pink Tesla that's in the.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: It's probably her.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: No, because she would have Angelina on the license.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. It's got to say Angelina on the license.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: What does it say?
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: I think that person is just selling Mary Kay in
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: a Tesla.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, probably.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: But I love it.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: However, it is weird. I will say this. I think
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: Emmy Rossum, the persona is great. However, there are moments
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: where she looks like Amanda Bynes.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: In a weird blonde wig.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: In a weird blonde. Because they age her. It jumps
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: from now to the 80s. Yeah. the storyline is like
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: oh this is what happened then it cuts to the
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: other person they're like that's not how it happened it
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: happened like this.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: I do think it's weird that she's 71 and still
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: has a voice like that like you know because usually
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: as you age your voice kind of ages with you
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: and she's still like can do that she's from the
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: valley No, she's from, the article said she's from Poland,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: but she said that's not true.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: No, she's from the Valley.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Because she said that photo of her, they said this
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: is her in 19, she's born in 1950.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: She claims it's not her. Okay, well there we go.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: It's a great show. Check it out on Peacock.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Speaking of your other favorite girl.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Oh God.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Anna. She was on Paris Hilton's show.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: I saw.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: But it was so weird because like Paris didn't speak.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: No.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: What the hell is going on with Paris's podcast? She just,
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: her sister just has to run it. She's like, ah,
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: this was too much fucking work.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, there's no new scoop from this chick.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: At all.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: And she has a podcast. She's starting a podcast in prison.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: She had an art show. She sold all her drawings
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: from prison. If you don't have an Anna Delvey collection,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: are you even a collector?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she's like, I never said I was a
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: German heiress. They just assumed that. And then Nikki's like,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: So you were staying.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: At this hotel.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: I was actually living across the street at the time.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: I bet we were in the same room at the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: same time.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: And she's like, did you really not pay your bill? No,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: I wired the money. Are you still saying the wires? Yes.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, okay.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: She still leads with that.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: I think we're done with her.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: She will always have a place in my heart. I know.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I know. Cause you, you do the voice really funny.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: She's so fascinating to me.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I saw that she was doing this and
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: I'm like, honestly, I, I'm sick of seeing her jailed
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: face doing these podcasts.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I don't care anymore. Like I really don't. Why is
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: she still in prison?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: Her jail.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: I thought she was supposed to be, like, extradited or whatever.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Like, go away.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: She was supposed to be deported and then, like, missed
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: the flight. So she's just still here.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: She's like, no, you don't have to do any chores
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: or anything.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I have an iPad.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: I can do my podcast and my art and I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: can write a book. And I'm like, God, you're living
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: like every comedian.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Unless you're Che Diaz. Unless you're. Unless you're living that life.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: No, that's what I think. Paris and Anna Delvey talking,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: if I was listening to that podcast in my car,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: I would just Lady Bird out of the driver's seat.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: That's really hot. Yeah, it's really hot and exclusive. I'd
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: be like, and I'm done.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: I watched some of the art show and they just
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: had like, This is a call from the da-da-da-da correctional facility,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: and they played it while people walked around with the art,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, all right.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, eventually.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: That's why I'm looking up at the sky, just yelling
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: for the asteroid to hit. That's because it's just.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: It's happening.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this was kind of juicy, comedian-wise. I saw
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: it coming, and finally I got all the scoop. I
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: went to both of their pages. We're talking about D.L.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Hughley versus Monique. So, Monique... Went off.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't know if it's when she got on
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: stage that she went off.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: This is what I don't get.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Or she went off after the show.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: They were supposed to do a show together at this theater,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: and she showed the contract, which her people did. Her
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: company put it together, in which it said she is
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: the headliner.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: She goes last. There's two other people. Then there's D.L.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: She's doing 45.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: D.L. 's doing 40.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: The other people are doing like 15 and 10. Okay?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Okay. He then shows his UTA from his talent agency,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: just the deal memos that you get when someone gives
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: you a deal that's like, You will be the only headliner.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: You're 100 percent the headliner. You know, this is the fees. And,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: you know, they blacked out that stuff.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: So I don't what I need to know is who
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: went who actually headlined because it was all about who
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: was supposed to headline. She's they're going back at each other.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: He's like, you've always been a problem. First, you said
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: it was Oprah. You said it was the other guy
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: that was probably you're the common denominator. You and your daddy,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: meaning her husband, you know, that has like ruined your career.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: You guys wrote the contract. I was the headliner. You
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: were not the headliner. She's like, when I did Queens
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: of Comedy, I was the headliner. When you did Kings
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: of Comedy.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: You were the opener.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Why would you be the closer? I would be the closer. Well,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: years ago, it doesn't matter.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: There's people that.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: Were headliners that are not headliners anymore.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, people's careers change. If you asked me,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: I would have thought DL would have closed. But.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Because I think he's a more, like, relevant person with
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: his radio show and everything right now. But she kind
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: of had a good point. She's like, you know, why
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: is it the guy that has to headline?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: I just don't know. Like, how is this so miscommunicated? Like,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: who the headliner is?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Well, it's a lot of ego.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: I'm sure. I'm going to go with Monique as the headliner.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: That's what I want. Because she has been out of
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: the spotlight for a while. So I want to see
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: how bad this train wreck, if it is a train wreck,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: is going to be. Because, I mean, you haven't really
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: seen her perform. She's just going to get up there
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: and talk? She's just going to get up there and
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: talk about how she's blacklisted from Hollywood? Because if that's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: the case, it looks better for DL, you know? It's like, okay, well.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Well, she has some other shows coming up, and so
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: this might be good PR for people to go to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: shows and see what she's going to say, if she's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: going to talk some.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Shit or not.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: But I'm just curious, did she, like, come out... as
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: not the headliner, and was like, hey, motherfuckers, you're supposed
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: to see me 45 minutes from now.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: But that's what I don't get.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: Did you spend your 40 minutes ripping on DL and
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: the mix-up?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: It doesn't look good. And also, what they should have
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: done is shared the ticket.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I think he was thinking.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: One of you does 45, the other one does 45.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: You get paid the same amount, and you call it
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: a night.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I think they were thinking.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: I think the promoters were thinking they were sharing the
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: ticket because the two people before them were not.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: And they're both old school too, where it's like, I'm
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: the headliner. Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: But then I think that they were like, I mean,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: the times that I've done that, I've been like, I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: don't care.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: It means I get to have my cocktail sooner.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: You want to go last?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Sometimes people are tired by the time the headliner comes on.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Who cares? But when I used to.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Open for JDS before she stole my hair, um, we
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: were very, uh, we knew our places and, uh, And
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: they're bigger now.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: And they was funny.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: And they was funny. They was funny.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: They was funny. So this was all this. Oh, I
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: noticed that.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: What did you do?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Well, they misspelled Norm MacDonald.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, come on.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: I swear they really did.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. They did.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: So they wrote, no, no, Norm MacDonald is.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: MacDonald.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: No, he is Norm MacDonald. Yes, he is. But in
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: the black screen, where is it?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: In this black screen, they go, Norm MacDonald kept his
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: illness a secret for many years. So you guys, you
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: should watch this because it's cool. In the summer of 2020.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: It goes on. He performed it alone in his living
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: room being Norm. He did it in one take. This
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: is Norm MacDonald, nothing special.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: This was the video that they were showing on Netflix
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: is a joke Instagram.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: So I said, look, I know you've never, I know
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: you didn't.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Hire me for a Netflix special since 2016, which you
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: just bought my special that was done, but whatever. But
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: you might want to hire me just as, and I'm not,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: and I make a lot of mistakes on the internet.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: I do a lot of misspellings, but I am sensitive
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: to the MacDonald McDonald.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: It happens to me a lot.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: And anyway, so yeah, I put a comment down.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: What'd you say?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: I just said, you spelled his name wrong in the
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: last line. You wrote McDonald, not MacDonald. I know the difference.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Come on, Netflix.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, you should have spelled Netflix wrong.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: But you know what?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: Nobody, I checked like hours later, no one even liked it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: No one even cared.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: You tried.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: No one noticed or fucking cared.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: You tried.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: The only person that's going to care is a MacDonald
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: or a McDonald. Anybody with the last name MacDoll or
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: McDonald will be like, Heather, I hear you, and rest
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: in peace, Norm MacDonald.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: But also, that's the Netflix Instagram account.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Right. Exactly.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Bling Empire. You're watching Bling Empire?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: Yes, I love it. Can I just go off real quick?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: I saw season one of Bling Empire. I was immediately
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: obsessed with it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: I'm in the middle of the second season of Bling Empire.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: I love it even more. We're getting... Same cast of characters,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: some new. We have Dorothy Wang is now in it.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: That was from Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Rich Kids of Beverly Hills with my girl Morgan Stewart.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: But I'm here for Anna. I'm here for Christine.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, but she's not, you know what? She's not in
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: this poster, though. Dorothy Wang is not.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Anyway, she finds Kane annoying and thirsty, Dorothy Wang.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: And I could really feel what this relationship was like.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Why? Because Dorothy is like, Oh, my God.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Every time I ever walked in a room, this guy's
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: been trying to get lunch with me for like 12 years.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: And he was, you know, he's like, Dorothy, let's.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: And she's like, well, that's because you were on a
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: TV show 12 years ago and he's been trying to
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: be on a reality show for 12 years.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Well, now he's the bigger star and you're on his show.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: But she said he tried to get her kicked out
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: of a gym or something.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: It got real ugly.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: The reason I love this show is because it's so
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: ridiculously opulent, which I just think is so amazing. Like, Housewives,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: you know, it's very.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Like, Well, housewives are so hit and miss. Some are
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: really rich, some are not. All these people are really rich.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Except for Kevin the model. He's not rich.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, Kevin the model, but he's so cute. Like, show
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: us your dick already. Well, they do.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: They make him, like, be in his bed in his underwear.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: They're like, you're so, your storyline's boring. You don't have
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: any money.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: It's like a mattress on the floor and it's covered in, like,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: you know, fluids. But when you actually, like, that's like
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: the first episode. They're like, let's see your bed. But
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: when you shut down Rodeo Drive to have like a
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Chinese New Year party.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: Everyone else go home. Go home. I'm obsessed with, I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: can't remember her name. This one right here.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Christine.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Is it Christine?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Christine is the one I met. I had dinner with her.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. Christine is the one who's married to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: the prince.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Christine is in the white. Oh, well then who's this?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, this one's Kelly. This one's Kelly is in the white. Christine,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: I couldn't tell because the hair. And then Christine is
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: the one who's married.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: To the doctor. And that's the DJ. There's Anna.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: The DJ's really cute. She's really hot.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: She's cute, but she stood up.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, they told her to stand up.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: I feel like this is a very fake reality show.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Extremely fake. I like that.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll try to get someone on the show.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: I think it's so great.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Coyotes are sneaking into doggy doors in Woodland Hills. Coyote
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: took my Tory Burch flip-flop and ate it and did
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: a disgusting coyote shit in my backyard.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: And it had coyote diarrhea. Yeah, it did.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: And, you know, but they're brazen.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: They're breaking into homes because they know our DA won't
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: prosecute them.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Look at you, so happy with that one.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Someone gave that to me, and I said, I'm using that.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can steal from Sephora in the Cerritos Mall,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: and you can go into a Woodland Hills house through
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: a doggy door.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: But don't shit on Heather's pool deck.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Nancy Pelosi's husband got a DUI after he got in
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: a car crash.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: No one was hurt, though.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: But then they found out that he actually killed his
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: brother back in 1957 in a car crash. Anyway, that's
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: why you get a driver when you go to Napa.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: When you come see us, June 17th.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: This looks really freaking juicy. Not to get political, but
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: these are two juicy political stories. Kathleen, Hunter Biden's ex.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: I read this long article. It's about her book.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: It's coming out in a couple weeks if we break.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: And she talks about the moment she found out that
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: he was having an affair with his dead brother's widow.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: Remember that?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Ew.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: I totally forgot about that.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I feel like not enough people got into how juicy
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: that was. And she found out because her daughters found out.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: Her daughters somehow looked in his phone or something and
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: saw a text between their Aunt Haley or Hallie, I think.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Her name's Hallie, and their dad.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: And that's when she was like, okay, I guess we
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: need to get divorced now. Because otherwise she'd put up
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: with all the addiction, all the stuff, and then the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: prostitutes and all these other things that he did.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: She was always put up with it. And then this
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: was kind of the final thing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, finally, a presidential scandal.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: And then she got divorced and she's like, you know,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: But her daughter's still getting married at the White House,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: even though she's not as close with Joe and Jill
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Biden anymore. She's, I mean, at least, you know, if
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: my daughter remotely had a boyfriend and her grandpa was
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: the president, I would be like, I don't care if
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: it's a cosplay.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: I don't care. You need to get married before the
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: end of grandpa's term.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: We don't know what's going to happen. He's also old
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: or whatever. I'm just saying.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: We need to do it first term. Don't wait till
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: the second. Even if you're not dating anyone, let's just,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: let's just get, let's have a marriage. Let's have a
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: wedding at like, come on a wedding at the white house.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: And the Rose garden. I want to sleep in the
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: spooky Lincoln bedroom.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know if people could tell, spend the night there.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'll ask. Okay.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I think I'll be reading this book. Um, Oh,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: I talk about Elon Musk. Oh, speaking of Elon Musk,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: I thought this was weird.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: Owen Wilson, his tires were stolen outside of his house
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: in Santa Monica off his Tesla.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: I would think that in this day and age and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: a brand new car like a Tesla, that would be
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: very hard to take tires off of.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Well, they have found out who the person was.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, they did?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: It was those damn Woodland Hills Coyotes. I'll see you
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: in hell, Coyotes, he said. They're going after flip-flops by
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Tory Burch and Tesla tires. Now, also.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: The comments were kind of funny in this.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: Don't you have a ring camera?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but still. So did Dorit. Dorit had her robbers
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: on the ring camera, too.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: And same with the people that are filming the people
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: stealing at the Cerritos mall.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Everyone has hoodies on.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: But no one does a damn thing.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: Everyone has a COVID mask. Yeah. It's very hard to
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: tell who people are.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: But. I love how this was news.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Well, the only reason I put it in is because
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: I just thought some of the comments were funny after.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, good.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Funny and mean, okay? But they're like, what does he
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: need tires for? He never goes visits his kids.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: You know how.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: He has like three kids and he only, he has
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: like three kids with three different babies, mamas, and he
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: only visits one.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: That was a pretty good page six commenter, whoever that was.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty good dig.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Pretty good dig.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, God. Anyway.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, I saw this last night before bed, and thank you.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: This girl, this is from New York Post, this girl says,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: I have a protruding belly button, and people say the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: same thing when they see it, okay?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know what people say. Oh, I think they believe,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: you know, it looks like a short, fat penis.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: An SFP?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Short, fat penis.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: SFPE, short, fat penis energy.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Then, of course, I started reading those comments, and a
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: lot of people were, like, diagnosing exactly what it was.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: And they're like, you need to take that, get that
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: removed and take.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Care of it.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: But by having it, she's gained three million people on TikTok.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Give her, give her, like, give her a show.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: When you do the Lizzo dance with that thing twirling around.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: See, I don't see a short, I don't see a short,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: fat penis. I see Gonzo's nose.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: From the Muppets. But also, I feel kind of bad
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: for her, because, like, think about it. Imagine going to
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: the pool. Imagine having a pool day, and she comes out,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: and say she's got, like, a caftan on, or, like,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: a sarong or something. And she's a beautiful girl, right?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: And then she slowly takes it off, and then she, like,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: pulls down the shorts. It's like.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: How, but, like, how has she, like, gotten through?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: I understand if you're in, like, a third world country.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: And I understand people are going to say America could
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: be a third world country too.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't have insurance or whatever.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: But I just can't believe that in this day and age,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: even if her mom didn't get it done, that like
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: a friend's mother wouldn't be like, listen, I'm going to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: take you to a doctor.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: You know, there's a way that we can do this.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Cosmetic surgery.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: But then at what point did like, Did some guy
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: see it and kind of like it? And then she
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: realized it's kind of special.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: Don't go there. Now I'm going there.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: How have you just started going there? The minute I
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: saw it, I thought it was like another.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Like people playing with their feet and like sucking on it. Yeah.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: I'm going to put that nub in my mouth. Gross.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: At this point, though, if you have 3 million TikTok
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: followers and you can make some money off of TikTok
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: or OnlyFans with that thing, I think don't get rid
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: of it now.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, OnlyButtons. That's it. I think that's... On.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: That note, Justin, thank you for staying here. Thank you
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: for staying long. We had to stop the show in
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: the middle to do the breaking news. You're just a delight.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: Thanks. I get it.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited for our fun weekend.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: Let us know what connections you have to wineries and restaurants.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: DM me or email me at therealheathermcdonald at gmail.com.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: How do you spell it?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: The real Heather McDonald, not Mac McDonald. MickDonald, gmail.com.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: And of course, go to HeatherMcDonald.net right now to get
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: your tickets. Listen to Justin's amazing podcast, Just Saying.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: Which I have to have you on. You've got to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: come on.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: I'm kidding. I will do it. You don't like haunted basements?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Of course I will do it.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Of course I will be happy to do it. It's
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Just Saying.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: Just Saying with Justin Martindale. Yes.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Just Saying is a great name. And that's it.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: Love you too.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 6: What's it called?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dune Deal Cars.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: Lift?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: Done deal, Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.