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Kennedy lights up wet match Schumer · Tony Katz | Popcorn Moment

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  Speaker 1: Donny Yats The Morning News ninety three WIBC. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Craig Collins. Feeling in thrilled to be with you,
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  Speaker 1: Matt and Carl, hanging out as they do every single
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  Speaker 1: morning on this show. We have a popcorn moment from
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  Speaker 1: Booer remodeling. We'll go ahead and throw out there from
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite senators, Senator John Kennedy. So it's
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  Speaker 1: time for a popcorn moment, all right.
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  Speaker 2: This one is just.
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  Speaker 1: Like two and a half minutes of remarkable Senator Kennedy
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  Speaker 1: being Senator Kennedy.
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  Speaker 2: I'll play the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: In the end, I will play him calling democrats all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of things, and then eventually, toward the end of
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  Speaker 1: this audio, he talks specifically about Chuck Schumer.
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  Speaker 3: I love all this.
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  Speaker 1: This is, you know, calling it what it is, you know,
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  Speaker 1: seeing something for the issues that they actually have. Just
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  Speaker 1: being an honest, frank talking person is another way to
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  Speaker 1: say it.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go, Yes, And I listened to your monologue, Sean,
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  Speaker 4: with all of these different characters. You know, I thought
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  Speaker 4: to myself, even Doug tape can't fix stupid, you can.
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  Speaker 4: I know Miss Wallace I watched her a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: I remember when she worked for President Bush. I suppose
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  Speaker 4: she's not as bad as some members of the liberal media.
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  Speaker 4: But that's faint praise. That's like, it's like being the
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  Speaker 4: smartest person on the view. I'm going to give miss
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  Speaker 4: Wallace the benefit of the doubt and assume that she
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  Speaker 4: said what she said right after her mourning beer. The
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  Speaker 4: Democrats have they have accused the president President Trump of
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  Speaker 4: everything except abandoning his children to wolves. They repeatedly, they
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  Speaker 4: daily call him a racist and I'm Nazi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 1: That's fantastic stuff from Senator Kennedy. And here here's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more where he actually talks about Chuck Schumer,
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  Speaker 1: specifically Senator Schumer.
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  Speaker 4: It was an economist you gov poll which is very
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  Speaker 4: left of center the American people and the American people's
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  Speaker 4: opinion Senator Schumer is a He's a wet match in
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  Speaker 4: a dark cave. He polls right up there with clubbing
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  Speaker 4: baby Skeet Seals. He's got a thirty percent approval rating,
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  Speaker 4: a sixty percent disapproval rating, and ten percent of folks
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  Speaker 4: polls just didn't want to pause their video games to answer.
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  Speaker 4: I love that part due by the way his video
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  Speaker 4: games are important. The Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast will
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  Speaker 4: often talk about video games. In case you're curious about that.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I left that.
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  Speaker 1: I left that in so that I could transition to it,
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  Speaker 1: but anyway, just to get back to it for the
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  Speaker 1: popcorn moment, I thought that Senator Kennedy was once again
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  Speaker 1: hilarious and a typical Senator Kennedy and how he does
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  Speaker 1: other things out there. And as I said, Matt and
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  Speaker 1: Carl hanging out on the show, I like they do
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  Speaker 1: every single morning. And also I like they do on
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  Speaker 1: the Matt Creg Excellent Podcast, which is available at WIBC
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  Speaker 1: dot com if you want to check it out. Are you,
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  Speaker 1: guys familiar with what the bird theory is?
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  Speaker 2: To either of you? Have you heard of this?
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  Speaker 3: I have not heard of the bird theory.
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  Speaker 1: Craig No, okay, I'm going to explain the bird theory
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  Speaker 1: real quick. It's a viral trend in social media. Mostly
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  Speaker 1: women are doing this to guys. You pretend that you
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  Speaker 1: saw a bird, and you pretend that you were excited
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  Speaker 1: about it. So your significant other comes home and you
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  Speaker 1: look at the guy and you're like, hey, I saw
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  Speaker 1: a bird today and that's all you say, and then
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  Speaker 1: you videotape their response. And if the guy acts like
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  Speaker 1: he cares, he's like, well kind of bird, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: that's so cool, even though it's a nonsense, you know, discussion,
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  Speaker 1: then he obviously cares about you, he loves you, he's
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  Speaker 1: a keeper. If he doesn't care, if he doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: pay attention, he goes ah or whatever, then apparently you
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  Speaker 1: should dump him immediately. That is the bird theory and
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  Speaker 1: the bird test that's going viral on the internet. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's unfair for a very specific reason, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you guys what that is.
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  Speaker 2: But first, does anyone else want to react to this?
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  Speaker 5: I want to be with a woman that's going to
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  Speaker 5: dump me for doing this challenge, I really do. It's
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  Speaker 5: just just for doing this alone in the fact that
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  Speaker 5: we might have other things to talk about when we
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  Speaker 5: get home from work.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean, it's cool. If this is a bonding experience,
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  Speaker 3: go do it.
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  Speaker 5: I understand that this is what the kids are doing
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  Speaker 5: these days, and it's very social media.
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  Speaker 3: Ask and you know, you can kind of do a little, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, a little bragging about your relationship and everything else,
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  Speaker 5: and maybe it does create a bonding. But to me,
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  Speaker 5: it's just kind of nonsense. I mean, for me, thank
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  Speaker 5: you to want to do that in the planet. And
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  Speaker 5: I think the spouse, if they just came home from
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  Speaker 5: a very hard day, would be like, what the hell
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  Speaker 5: are you doing to me?
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were on my side, right yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you trying mayah?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you making me work more right now? Why
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  Speaker 3: are you doing this to me?
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  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I think that this is silly is because
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  Speaker 1: I can pay attention really well sometimes and not pay
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  Speaker 1: attention really well other times. And it has nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with my wife. It's what you just said a
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  Speaker 1: second ago. It's you know, if I had a hard day,
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  Speaker 1: if my brain is somewhere else. And so some of
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  Speaker 1: these videos that I saw that when viral were like
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  Speaker 1: the guy is doing like three things. He's washing dishes,
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  Speaker 1: he's doing something else, and then the woman yells from
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  Speaker 1: the other room I saw a bird today, and the
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  Speaker 1: guy doesn't respond well to it, Like, come on, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you got to at least be fair in some sense,
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  Speaker 1: I would think you need to have a couple shots
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  Speaker 1: at this. If you do it two or three times,
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  Speaker 1: and all three times the dude completely disregards you, then
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  Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't care about you. But if it's a
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  Speaker 1: one off and potentially your brain is elsewhere, we all
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  Speaker 1: do that, especially when you're I think, every day around
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  Speaker 1: a person, a person that you love and care about.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're around them all the time, like I
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  Speaker 1: don't even pay attention to stuff that I do.
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  Speaker 2: I'll turn on the television and not even watch it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it'll just be on. And that's something I
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  Speaker 2: did because my brain is somewhere else. You know, it happens.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is unfair to a degree. I'm defending
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  Speaker 1: men on this topic.
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  Speaker 3: Well done.
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  Speaker 5: I think this is a very arbitrary way to judge
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  Speaker 5: a relationship. You know, what relationship you've been in for
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  Speaker 5: several years. And I get it if you're an influencer
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  Speaker 5: couple and you met through influencing, and that's what you
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  Speaker 5: do when you're on TikTok and Instagram and you're making
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  Speaker 5: some bank on that, and that's kind of your relationship,
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  Speaker 5: the nation of your relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, ner power to you.
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  Speaker 5: I don't tell anybody how to make their money, but
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  Speaker 5: to me, if you just all of a sudden start
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  Speaker 5: doing this, then you're saying, maybe your relationships in trouble
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  Speaker 5: and you try to put a spoke into it, and
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  Speaker 5: just doesn't seem like the best way to do that,
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  Speaker 5: says the guy who's never been married in his life.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, Yeah, that's fine, perfect, perfect analysis, Matt.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, one other quick thing, a quick story
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  Speaker 1: before we take a break. One in eight people says
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  Speaker 1: they've at one point in their life lived in a
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  Speaker 1: haunted house just before Halloween. Good lord, I like the
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  Speaker 1: laughter I just heard from both of you guys on this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe in ghosts.
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  Speaker 3: I believe.
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  Speaker 1: I've said that on this program before, I've said it
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  Speaker 1: on other programs.
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  Speaker 2: I am Catholic. I believe in God and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want people to think that I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: go anti religious, but I don't believe in ghosts.
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  Speaker 2: And the way that I handle it on the radio, as.
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  Speaker 1: I say, if ghosts exists, one of them should haul
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  Speaker 1: off and punch me in the face just one time,
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  Speaker 1: because I've been crapping on you guys for years now
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  Speaker 1: on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Just once hit me in the face. I deserve it.
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  Speaker 1: It's never happened, not once, as a ghost hit me
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  Speaker 1: in the face, so I contend they're still not real.
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  Speaker 1: But Matt, what do you want to say about one
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  Speaker 1: in eight people living in a haunted.
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  Speaker 3: Out I think that ghost are real. Good.
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  Speaker 5: Just show me take a finger while I'm sleeping. Just
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  Speaker 5: take a finger. Don't punch me in the face. I
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  Speaker 5: want real proof. I mean, anybody, anybody can punch me
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  Speaker 5: in the face while I'm sleeping. But if you take
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  Speaker 5: your finger, dude, we're on the what finger, the one
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  Speaker 5: I don't use the pinky finger? Okay, yes, I think
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  Speaker 5: that's reasonable. That's reasonable. We're not going to do any possession.
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  Speaker 5: We're not going to be spitting up you know what
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  Speaker 5: eight or anything like that, or peace soup like they
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  Speaker 5: do in the exercise, and they did it well, but
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  Speaker 5: just something you know, arbitrary, like take a pinky boo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I want to be specific. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a me thing ghosts. This is a matte thing.
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  Speaker 1: I want to keep all my fingers.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to face you wake up with missing
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  Speaker 3: a finger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 5: If the ghost takes my finger, I have proof of
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  Speaker 5: the afterlife and I'm making money.
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  Speaker 3: That's try and lots of money.
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  Speaker 6: Or you're a member of the yakuza. Yeah, either so
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty cool. Actually I'm good with Eitheruza. That wouldn't
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  Speaker 6: be very good.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, if they had to take anything from me,
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  Speaker 1: i'd go pinky toe. I'd never go pikine. Definitely tell
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  Speaker 1: before finger. All right, this is this is Tony Kats
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning News. I don't know what we're doing sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: but you can hear some stuff like this on the
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  Speaker 1: Matt and Craig excellent podcast if you want to check
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  Speaker 1: it out. Thank thanks sir. WIBC dot com is a
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  Speaker 1: great place to check that out. Matt's got traffic for us.
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  Speaker 1: More coming up in a bit. Craig Collins filling in
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