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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 5th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm American. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. A good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 2: Today is Thursday. It's March fifth, twenty twenty sixth We
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  Speaker 2: are the Woody Show, a pre Friday rare road. My
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  Speaker 2: name is Whatdy does? Greg Gory Highway? There is Menace
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  Speaker 2: what Gina grad is here? We got Sea Ben, We've
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  Speaker 2: got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, uh see, We've got
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  Speaker 2: Vaughn he's our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. There's
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  Speaker 2: a bort and Menji holding things down. The Woody Show
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  Speaker 2: production department coming up free on the show Today, it's
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  Speaker 2: March Fatness, marsh Fatness rolling on with the round of
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  Speaker 2: fat Chick, skinny chick. Right, yeah, we got that today.
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  Speaker 2: Also some of the trending news headlines. Of course, we'll
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  Speaker 2: get into the entertainment stuff. Birthday's born of Birthday on
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  Speaker 2: By the way, you can also find us and follow
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  Speaker 2: us on social media. Look for us there at the
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show. Today is a throwback Thursday. The music you
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  Speaker 2: loved as a teen, obviously, that's the music that you
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  Speaker 2: still love as an adult. Like that's totally your your era, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: your your wheelhouse. And I found that my year because
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  Speaker 2: I've just noticed that every time, Oh yeah, I look
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  Speaker 2: at you know what year that song is from, dude,
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  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty nine seems to be my vintage good year.
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  Speaker 2: Like that specific year I would say, I would say
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  Speaker 2: mid eighties to very early nineties. That's the I could
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  Speaker 2: see that for you. That's the window where the most
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  Speaker 2: my most loved music like hip hop, love that stuff,
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  Speaker 2: the pop stuff, the hip hop's all of all. I
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  Speaker 2: could see that, all of it. But this is what
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  Speaker 2: research found. They found the most important period for men
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  Speaker 2: informing their adult musical tastes are the ages thirteen to sixteen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that puts it right in nineteen eighty nine. For women,
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  Speaker 2: on average, their favorite songs came out when they were thirteen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about like all this stuff that my daughter's
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  Speaker 2: really because she's thirteen, Like she's going to be, you know,
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  Speaker 2: pushing fifty nostall just in the same way that my
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  Speaker 2: wifle make these kids so uncomfortable. We want to do
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  Speaker 2: we want to do an event, like what do you
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  Speaker 2: show event where it's like your mom's club night. So
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  Speaker 2: we have a friend, djj A Spinosa, and he does
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  Speaker 2: these from time to time, and his playlist is perfect.
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  Speaker 2: It's all the stuff. So like, you know women my
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  Speaker 2: wife's age or you know Gina's age, who we now
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  Speaker 2: have teenagers, Like this is the stuff that your mom
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  Speaker 2: was dropping her her butt too, yeah, throwing it back.
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  Speaker 6: I would love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Jes's club nights are widely popular.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy and so my wife. I told my wife that
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about it. We should do one of
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  Speaker 2: these events, goes, oh hell, yes, she's already started drafting.
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  Speaker 2: She's already started drafting a playlist.
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  Speaker 8: You know, yes, I trust that completely, Like thinking about
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  Speaker 8: like en Vogue and stuff that's perfect like nineteen ninety
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  Speaker 8: one ninety two, that's my era.
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  Speaker 2: But see that's not the your mom's club night stuff
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  Speaker 2: that she's talking about. She's talking about like tutsie roll Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: the like the yeah she wants to shagar ass drop it.
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  Speaker 7: So Jay and I used to work at a station together,
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  Speaker 7: and we would have events called for women only and
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  Speaker 7: it was only women in the club for a certain
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  Speaker 7: amount of hours, and we would have like artists them by,
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  Speaker 7: like genuine and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, loved it, dude.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah that's how Look, I got assaulted many times when
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  Speaker 7: I was just like because I was working the event.
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  Speaker 6: Oh okay, there is the only one there.
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  Speaker 9: There was one song that will forever remind me of
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  Speaker 9: Woody's wife, apple bottom jeans and the boots with.
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  Speaker 2: But also that would that would qualify for her.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But at the women only event at midnight, they let
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  Speaker 7: all the guys in. I know, they're all like horned
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  Speaker 7: up and there's already been having drinks for hours.
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  Speaker 2: Smart they're liquored up and loose. Yeah. Yeah. Nineteen eighty
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  Speaker 2: nine from the Billboard Top one hundred Songs, My Progative
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  Speaker 2: Bobby Brown, Every Rose Has Its Thorns Paul Abdul straight Up. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: interesting story about straight Up. So I just heard this.
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  Speaker 2: So straight Up was a song. I guess her mom
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  Speaker 2: was involved in music somehow, and so somebody had sent
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  Speaker 2: over the songwriter sent over a demo and I guess
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  Speaker 2: it was like off. It was like out of out
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  Speaker 2: of pitch or something like that. And and so she
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  Speaker 2: threw it in the garbage. She goes, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Her mom called her laughing about, uh, you know this
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  Speaker 2: song that got sent over and it was awful. She
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  Speaker 2: I just threw it in the garbage. Paula came over,
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  Speaker 2: took it out of the garbage, listen to it. She
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  Speaker 2: she goes, I don't know what it was about the song.
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  Speaker 2: I just heard something in it. And so she called
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  Speaker 2: her record label and she begged them to let her
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  Speaker 2: do that song. Oh my god, and that song was
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  Speaker 2: straight up that right and so and that was the
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  Speaker 2: song that made her. That was a song that put
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  Speaker 2: her on the map. So she pulled it out of
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  Speaker 2: the garbage. She convinced the record label to like let
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  Speaker 2: her record it. They only gave her a budget of
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  Speaker 2: three thousand dollars to record that song. So she went
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  Speaker 2: over to this guy's apartment. He had like this like
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  Speaker 2: kind of like motel type style apartment. Went in there.
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  Speaker 2: He had had a microphone set up in the shower
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  Speaker 2: stall where he had the microphone hanging down from like
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  Speaker 2: the shower head with by rubber bands and stuff. And
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  Speaker 2: she went in there and she laid down that vocal
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  Speaker 2: that you hear was recorded there, this crappy shower thing
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  Speaker 2: that she yeah and uh, and that song ended up
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  Speaker 2: becoming right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Morgan, please tell me you know this song.
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  Speaker 10: Don't ask me that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this whole time, I'm just shaking my head.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's crazy. I don't know what you're talking.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe if I heard it, well, he looks it up.
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  Speaker 6: Have you heard that song ray whereas my husband really
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  Speaker 6: the new one?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she similar stories. She recorded that. She really said
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  Speaker 7: some footage of her like at an Airbnb recording that
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  Speaker 7: on a couch, like I love like your sheets set
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  Speaker 7: up everywhere in like blankets, you know.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah I heard this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah this song, dude, I thought this was like a
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  Speaker 3: theme song for a theme song, like the Whole House
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  Speaker 3: was a lot.
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  Speaker 10: Of course, I know that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the words song.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She had a lot of big hits. Man track, cold Hearted, Rush, Rush,
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  Speaker 2: Forever Your Girl, those were those were all big songs. Dude.
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  Speaker 2: Rush Rush is another one. Man, that's that's like, uh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's that's how I want to put you right in
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  Speaker 2: the right in the field. Yeah, this one makes your horn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: when you want to slow it down for your mom's club,
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  Speaker 2: now you know what I mean? Yeah, just like smash
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  Speaker 2: rotting this couple because you're all sweaty, you're kiss that
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  Speaker 2: puts my soul in. You know, the word is almon.
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  Speaker 10: Here's the story, and the story goes.
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  Speaker 2: You get love, you get enough and more than Haim.
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  Speaker 10: You don't know the worst.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna hide.
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna take.
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  Speaker 13: Oh my hot, all the joy.
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  Speaker 9: That's all.
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  Speaker 10: I is my.
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  Speaker 2: Year, Dutch, my year. That is ye all right. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how many listeners we got left, but a
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  Speaker 2: banging right now, that's right, that's right, making more. Big
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show is back. Today is a Sinco de Marcho, guys, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: March March fifth. But it's it's listed as you know,
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  Speaker 2: one of these holidays, sincode March. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: this is. Disassociative Identity Disorder Awareness Day. What is what
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  Speaker 2: is disassociative identity disorder?
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  Speaker 8: That's split personalities they used to call it. Hold on,
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  Speaker 8: let me get my altar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes sense because the very next one
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  Speaker 2: on the list is multiple personality.
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  Speaker 8: There you go, that's what that is.
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  Speaker 9: Am I a dick for kind of not believing that?
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  Speaker 9: And when I say kind of, I mean not at all.
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  Speaker 7: I don't say that.
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  Speaker 8: It's because and all the you know, classes and stuff
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  Speaker 8: I've taken, like when I was finishing my degree. The
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  Speaker 8: thinking now is it's a lot of people don't believe
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  Speaker 8: it's a real thing.
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  Speaker 9: Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: As time has gone on, I have become less tolerant
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  Speaker 2: of crazy, you know what I mean, just in general,
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  Speaker 2: like uh like, and I realized that real mental disorders
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  Speaker 2: are a thing. Absolutely ain't nobody got time for that.
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  Speaker 2: I just I just don't walk away. It's you know,
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  Speaker 2: yeah where it's just like you know, crazy people that
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  Speaker 2: like God but go away.
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  Speaker 8: The idea of something so insane that like you like,
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  Speaker 8: put it in this little box in your brain and
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  Speaker 8: it comes out at random times is fascinating to me.
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  Speaker 3: Say, people do that with trauma, but real trauma, not
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  Speaker 3: like the.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about Yeah, today's name tag day. Sure, it's National
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  Speaker 2: cheese doodle Day. Now, what's the difference between cheese doodles
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  Speaker 2: cheese puffs.
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  Speaker 8: Cheese are cheese doodles, right, Like, that's like the generic version.
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  Speaker 14: Cheese are like the thicker ones that kind of curl.
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  Speaker 2: No, those are puffs.
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  Speaker 10: Puffs is just round, It's just a circle.
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  Speaker 15: Balls, yeah, Lane, A cheese ball is like the giant thing?
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  Speaker 14: Is it crackers into.
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  Speaker 8: A cheeseball is spiracle shaped? Puff?
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen cheeseballs? Planters ms to cover the canister?
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  Speaker 2: And they really were just like little puffs like.
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  Speaker 8: Aig, a big plastic jug. Of the balls or cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Are the big ones. Hold on, let's let's ask what
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  Speaker 2: knows everything? Let's ask ai.
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  Speaker 8: I don't need it.
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  Speaker 2: What's the difference between a cheese doodle and a cheese puff?
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  Speaker 16: A cheese doodle and a cheese puff are basically two
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  Speaker 16: sides of the same cheesy coin. Both are crunchy airy
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  Speaker 16: snacks covered in cheese powder, but the difference often comes
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  Speaker 16: down to branding and shake. Cheese doodle is often associated
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  Speaker 16: with certain brands, like the classic wys or Uts varieties,
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  Speaker 16: and they tend to be long and slender. On the
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  Speaker 16: other that's what I feel welcome if you ever.
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  Speaker 2: Want to talk one. On the other hand, cheese puff
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  Speaker 2: is more gentle. See. Oh yeah, so cheese cheese doodle
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  Speaker 2: those are like cheetos. Yeah, they're the crunchier the thinner,
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  Speaker 2: crunchier ones. Cheese puffs are the.
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  Speaker 8: Puffer ones, the ones that look like packing peanuts.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but orange and which do you? Guys prefer the
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  Speaker 2: puffier ones really, but like tell you what they say
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  Speaker 2: sell at our grocery store. You can get that. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: like it looks like something you can sell Costco. A
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  Speaker 2: big giant plastic tub of cheese balls. Yes, yeah, damns
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  Speaker 2: is good.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's a National potty Dance Day. It's a potty
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  Speaker 2: dance and it's a National abstinence Day.
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  Speaker 9: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's menace.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta this day in history.
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  Speaker 2: It was today in nineteen sixty, Elvis Presley officially ended
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  Speaker 2: his two year hitch in the US Army. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand a people of a certain age, I do understand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody over the age of anybody over
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  Speaker 2: the age of fifty, I don't get.
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  Speaker 7: Has a true passion for Elvis.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, I think it's one of those things like
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  Speaker 2: beatles or certain things you just say. But like to me,
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  Speaker 2: Elvis just seems so goofy and cringing because I immediately
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  Speaker 2: so I immediately associate to Elvis impersonators, punk stupid get
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  Speaker 2: up the dumb hair. Now the actual Elvis, I understand,
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  Speaker 2: Like he's not the he's not the clichue of the personators.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, there's there's something so cheeseball about Elvis.
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  Speaker 7: I mean I put them in the same category as
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  Speaker 7: Michael Jackson. You know, they're both awareness and their life
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  Speaker 7: and things like that. Like I don't call myself a
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  Speaker 7: super fan, but for some reason, I've been exposed to
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  Speaker 7: a lot of information about Elvis my life, through my
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  Speaker 7: entire life.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like the real situation with Elvis.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah, relationship with Nixon and the time that he's spent
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  Speaker 18: in Vegas, his manager that wouldn't let him leave the
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  Speaker 18: country because the manager wasn't actually who he said he was,
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  Speaker 18: so like took advantage of him.
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  Speaker 2: Understand his influence. Yeah, all that stuff and that I'm
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  Speaker 2: glad you brought Michael Jackson. That actually makes sense. Like
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  Speaker 2: so of my generation, the under fifty crowd, Michael Jackson
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  Speaker 2: would be kind of like the Elvis. Like the way
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  Speaker 2: we look at Michael Jackson. Yeah whatever, that's what Elvis
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  Speaker 2: was to, you know, people like my mom's age, you know,
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  Speaker 2: so that I get when they have the plates and
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  Speaker 2: you know they think all that stuff's really cute. I see, like, God,
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  Speaker 2: that's so dumb. Yeah, I kind of see it the
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  Speaker 2: same way that you see like insane clown posse, like
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  Speaker 2: just damn goofy, dumb, cheesy. Yeah, yeah, died on the toilet.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not an Elvis fan, but I've always wanted to
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  Speaker 9: go to Graceland.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I think what you're exposed to is mostly just the
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  Speaker 7: fandom of Elvis, not the actual.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, but again, we're in Vegas and there's the Elvis impersonators,
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  Speaker 2: like that something is so dumb. That's the laugh of superiority. Menas,
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  Speaker 2: I forget. Are you the Benny Blanco apologist? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 2: like Benny.
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  Speaker 7: I think he's really talented, he's really funny.
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  Speaker 2: He was suck on his toes.
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  Speaker 9: There.
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  Speaker 7: It has been a week plus long story about his feet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm surprised. I'm kind of surprised that Menace hadn't brought
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  Speaker 2: this up. I mean I just heard about it. So
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  Speaker 2: last week. He's got a podcast it's called Friends Keep
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  Speaker 2: Secrets and he does this with his buddy Dave Dave
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  Speaker 2: bird Ak Little Dicky, remember Little.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, he was on a Little Dicky show, and he.
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  Speaker 2: Was little Dickey's wife Kristen. So they do this this podcast,
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  Speaker 2: and Benny was showing off his dirty ass feet gleefully
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  Speaker 2: cut the cheese so he farted, which all the Selena
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  Speaker 2: Gomez fans begging her to divorce. Yeah, and so not
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  Speaker 2: only is that not happening, she responded by kissing one
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  Speaker 2: of Benny's nasty feet. She kissed his toes and then
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  Speaker 2: nuzzled her head against his foot.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, there's such an odd couple.
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  Speaker 7: Goods.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and just looked in general it seems legit.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, God bless those crazy kids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh Candace Cameron Burray Now Candace Cameron. I had
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  Speaker 2: a big crush on back in the day when I
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  Speaker 2: was a little kid watching uh watching, Yeah Tanner, she
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  Speaker 2: was foined Donna Joe Ye get her team.
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  Speaker 9: Beat dude, Yeah I did not.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, she gets weirded out during sex if she thinks
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  Speaker 2: about God watching her.
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  Speaker 14: Oh yeah, why would you think about that?
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  Speaker 2: You only think about that on Christmas. That's why Greg
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  Speaker 2: want to have sex on Chris parents.
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  Speaker 9: And I did break that rule last last time.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, good for you.
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  Speaker 10: That's because Jesus is watching on that day.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know it. She just feels like to like,
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  Speaker 9: I'm not even religious, but it just feels like a
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  Speaker 9: day that you shouldn't be focused on.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about it. You know they have a hard
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  Speaker 2: time doing if they are pets in the room.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, character like so she's super in the church,
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  Speaker 7: but you know her brother maybe all the yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Kirk Cameron, Yeah, I don't know church, yes.
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  Speaker 7: Because he dropped all those church movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 14: And Cannice Cameron's son is also a pastor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there you go. She's got a son old enough
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  Speaker 2: to be a pastor. Yeah. Really, she had.
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  Speaker 14: Her first baby, I think when she was like twenty one.
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  Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, A Game of Thrones theatrical movie is in
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  Speaker 2: the works.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Morgan be excited to not see it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the same, well all things, it's not Game of
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  Speaker 2: Thrones specific, it's just all stuff that looks like that,
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  Speaker 2: like that that era that whatever. Yeah, Dagon say, like yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Right, to be fair, I've never seen one frame of it,
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  Speaker 9: but I know that I would hate it.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I would hate it.
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  Speaker 8: I ended up watching the whole series.
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  Speaker 2: Guarantee you okay, now, trying to tell me the other
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  Speaker 2: day that I would like that. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: Just really, Gene Siston does know me.
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  Speaker 7: You have watched it? Can I make this argument that
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  Speaker 7: that kind of stuff like did you ever watch the
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  Speaker 7: Tutors or things like that. I make the argument that
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  Speaker 7: all that kind of stuff is just like a secret
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  Speaker 7: underline so they can show all these sex scenes.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: The.
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: Watch core porn and talk about the bandwagon. I would
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: consider myself a bandwagoner because people were talking about it
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: so much, and all kinds of people that I'd never expect.
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: I was like, I got to see.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: What this is.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just for the sex scenes.
• 17:40
  Speaker 10: Isn't it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people it. Billy Idol says that smoking crack helped
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: them give a pairline. So it's smoking crack that bad.
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: Apparently it's the diet heroin.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: And then Nicole Kidman says that she can perform an
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: author topsy. Really she worked with a real life medical examiner.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: She was prepping for this role in this show called
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Scarpetta that's coming out. She says, quote, I can remove
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: all the organs, I can name them all. I can
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: remove the lungs and the liver and the gall bladder,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: and the intestines.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, I like it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's improve it.
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: That's like I Don'm fascinating to me.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think I would mind watching something like that,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: because it'd be I see how it's done, but I
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: don't think I could do it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: She had to like Apprentice, just.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: You know, like where you would have to take the
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: scalp on the cut into I think you could do it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: I don't think you don't have to like it, but
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: you could get through.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: It tolerance for gross you do. Yeah, I could watch it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I could be right there watching somebody else do it.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I mean I'd be just as closed as I would
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: if I was standing there doing it myself. And I'm
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: saying that it's the actual.
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: And you had to reach in and take the organs out.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: It's so funny because it skipped a generation, at least
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: two generations in my bloodline, because my grandfather was a
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: pathologist and did all this stuff with livers and kidneys,
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: and I obviously say he would literally be cutting a
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: cadaver and holding his sandwich like eating lunch.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was no big, no no. And then
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: one more thing before we get to the birthday is Christian,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I would say John Christian Love. He played Ernesto on
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Better Call Saul, and he is now an Amazon delivery driver. Okay,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: so he posted online saying, quote, just want y'all to
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: know that as the actor who brought you the character
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Ernesto or some people called him Ernie and Better Call Saul,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: that I am too out here delivering with you.
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: He's not given up on acting. He said, things are
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: just slow right now, and that Better Call Sauw wasn't
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: the big career break that he was hoping it would be.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: But hey man, he's doing what you got to do,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: you know, and there's hope. Remember who was Jeffrey Owens
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: from The Cosby Show? Oh yeah he was. Remember they
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: spotted him this is like years ago. They spotted him
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: working at Trader Joe's. Yeah, and that led to a
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: bit of a career resurgence for him. Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: But I don't know if as many people are familiar
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: with the guy who played Ernesto, even though he was
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: a great character.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I was an insistent but maybe enough where it gets
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: the entering to somebody. And he's probably one of those
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: guys that nobody thinks about until you tell them. Oh yeah,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I remember, Oh yeah, yeah, okay, what you are correct?
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: He has been upgraded from Trader Joe's to now a
• 20:11
  Speaker 12: host at a New York City restaurant.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Oh Jeffery, well he got some gigs off.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: He dead at the time.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: What's his name, you know, the who does all the
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: media Tyler?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Tyler, Tyler. I think he talking to a Yeah that's
• 20:25
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• 20:29
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• 20:34
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• 20:42
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• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Eric on Entourage. Also So Lucky when he was growing
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: up and he was a teenager and stuff, his best
• 20:51
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• 20:53
  Speaker 19: Yeah, okay, how about that for a throwback Thursday.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Kevin Connolly is fifty two Lloyd Anakin Skywalker in The
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Phantom Menace. I don't think he did anything after that now,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: think so like that kid was in Willy Wonka.
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, Charlie Buckett, Charlie Bucker and the.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Gene Wilder that it's the only movie.
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• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's guys who did like One Run. Yeah,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: thirty seven years old today. Michael Irvin, the Hall of
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• 21:30
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• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Eva Mendez from Hitch Training Day, Missus Ryan Gosling, Ryan Goslin,
• 21:41
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• 21:45
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• 21:47
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• 21:51
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• 21:53
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• 21:55
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• 22:01
  Speaker 2: seventy Your dream Man seventy one today. Oh nice. And
• 22:05
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• 22:16
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• 22:44
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• 22:57
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• 23:01
  Speaker 2: forty two years old today, and at your port of birthday,
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  Speaker 2: your celebrity birthday is and a Thursday look of some
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  Speaker 2: of the things happening in the world of entertainment.
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• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Going over to uh gena grad for the trending news headlines.
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, legendary Notre Dame head football coach Lou Holtz passed
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: away yesterday at eighty nine years old. He was the
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: football Hall of Famer that led the Fighting Irish from
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: nineteen eighty six to ninety six to our legendary man. Yeah,
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: the best ten year stretch in school history.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I think if you're like a gen xer man,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: like that guy, I don't know's you know those dudes
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you always knew yep, exactly.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: Well, he won one hundred games in his ten years there.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: He helped wide receiver Tim Brown win the Heisman in
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: nineteen eighty seven, and he won the national championship in
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: nineteen eighty eight. So yeah, what, you're definitely onto something.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: He left the school in ninety six and coached at
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: South Carolina for a few years before retiring from coaching
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: in two thousand and four, and after.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: That coached the Jets for like a minute, like a
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: hot minute, Tyler Sandy question.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: After that, he went to ESPN, where he just was
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: the key part of college football coverage until he really
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: retired in twenty fifteen. And Notre Dame released a statement
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: on Holtz saying he'll be remembered for his enduring values
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: of faith, family service, and an unwavering belief in the
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: potential of others. That's a quote on your deathbed. That's amazing.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: With the attack against Iran continuing, the Senate held another
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: vote last night to try to limit the president's war powers,
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: but it didn't work. The resolution didn't pass. As for
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: the actual fighting, the attacks are expected to ramp up
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: in the next few days and the plan is, according
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: to officials, to take a part and defang Iran's terroristic regime.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: For their part, Iran says that quote, the US will
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: come to bitterly regret the precedent it has set. And
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: as rich on Tech was telling us earlier this week,
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Apple made some announcements at their hands on media event
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: that lots of stuff that actually came true. The iPhone
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: seventeen E that's the budget friendly one, that's going to
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: be the that's the you know, the budget friendly version
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: of the iPhone seventeen. It's two hundred bucks cheaper, but
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: it comes with an updated camera, faster cellular speeds, and
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: the same A nineteen chip that's used in the normal
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: iPhone that'll be in store next week on Greg's birthday.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: New phone.
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: I'm glad it has that chip.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: How much do you care about that. They also introduced
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: a new iPad Air, a new MacBook Pro and MacBook Air.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: There's a new MacBook Neo and some new computer monitors,
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: which seem to have people pretty stoked. It's not that cheap, though.
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: The base level monitor starts at sixteen hundred, and the
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: most expensive is monitor three hundred.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: That's not the computer itself, as just the monitor monitor.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: Their monitors have always been like two grand or more. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: there's really what do they do? What do they do
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: that's so great? They look like you can put your
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: hand inside of it and like pull out a piece
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: of paper. It's insane, but I still want to spend
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: two grand on it. I've been go to Costco. I
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: see like one hundred in four dollars.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: I think, yeah, I think the two hundred.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: I'm not sorry. The six hundred dollars MacBook. That's the
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: thing that everyone's got.
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: Yep, my MacBook's like ten years old. It's ready to
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: trade in.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I've seen a couple of people recently that have really
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: old iPhones that look to be almost as the older
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: iPhones look to be. The size comparatively to the new ones,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: the size of a credit card. You know, there's little time. Yeah,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: how does that phone still work? I mean I had
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: the sixteen and it started to get slow and weird
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: and glitchy. Meanwhile, you have something from like two thousand
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: and nine. Yeah it's still functional.
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: You got to charge it every four minute?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like how are you? I'm questioning how do you
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: still use it? I get why people like it. It's small,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: and they go, oh it fits in my purser. Yeah,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: it's my pocket easier or whatever, but how is it
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: still working and functioning? With every time he update a
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: new app, it's taking more and more resources, so it's
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: going to slow it even more, And like, how's that
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: still working?
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: I guarantee it's probably people that just don't use the
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: phones as much as we do and they just don't care.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not doing crazy. You're doing more so
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: like like video editing and I'm not doing that. Yeah,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: you're right, it's sending means.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they Oh my god, I have like eighty thousand videos.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: Back in October of twenty twenty four, this guy in
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: Arkansas named Aaron Spencer. He was arrested for killing this
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: dude who had taken Aaron's daughter from their home. And
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: tried to sexually assault her. The guy had already had
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: a bunch of sexual offenses on his record. He was
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: out on bail when it happened. So Dad is currently
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: a waiting trial. But while he waits, he's been campaigning
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: to become the new county sheriff, and he's one the
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: primary vote.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I'd vote for that guy, absolutely.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Would you vote for that dude?
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: I think I would.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I think I would.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: To be honest, yes, it is. It would also kind
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: of be a wasted vote. The dude's going to end
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: up in prison.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Maybe want to do both, maybe maybe out well.
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: In a speech after he was declared the nominee, he said,
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: it's not about him. It's about every parent, neighbor, and
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: family who deserves to feel safe in their homes and
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: in their community. He says he refuses to stand by
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: while the justice system fails his daughter and other people.
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: So the election is in November, but if he ends
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: up getting convicted of murder before that, he obviously won't
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: be able to serve a share.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Here my argument on yes, So the guy that took
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: his daughter to sexually assault her, This guy had committed
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: many crimes and was out on bail. Yep, right, because
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: he's he's a psycho like predator. This guy simply responded
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: to his daughter being assaulted. That's what he did. He's
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: a hero. So he gets like there's a chance that
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: he can get locked up and like, like the other guy,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: the other guy should have been in So if this
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: guy could still be out there doing his thing, why
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: can't dude running for sheriff be out there doing his
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: sheriff thing? Question? I agree, because all he did was
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: respond to a situation. In other words, like, it's not
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: like the public at large is it danger. This guy
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: was very targeted with who he was going after, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I think everybody would understand that's his daughter.
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I agree a billion percent. But the people will
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: make the argument that you can't have vigilal anty justice.
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: I think we can't.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: Think the country seems to go pretty well.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I've seen the movies. Yeah, very much on board.
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: Well, there's a famous case of that guy whose son
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: was abducted and sexually assaulted and then he was he
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: knew he was flying in when they extra guided him
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: and he pretended to be on a phone and as
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: the guy walked by with the cops in handcuffs, he
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: whips around and shot him and killed him. And I think, wait,
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: hold on which guy is this the father of the son?
• 30:11
  Speaker 17: Oh?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was fine. He never went to jail.
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: Oh he didn't.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was at David, right, David, I think, so
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: never never went to jail.
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: This is back in the day of payphone. So we
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: pretended to be on the payphone, right, and.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Then never with the guy want never went or Gary,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Gary or David or something, and never never went to jail.
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, then maybe this guy will be good. Yeah,
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: he'll be suareff.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: We will define yourself.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll follow up on that. Well, here's the story.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: I didn't know what's having any problems. Target has been
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: in some big controversies in recent years, and their business
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: has been in a little slump. Sales numbers are not great,
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: but they're doing what they can to turn it around.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: The new CEO has been in his role for a month,
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: and he says the company plans to spend billions to
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: fix their image. He added that he's trying to refresh
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: Target stores and is also trying to regain the trust
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: of customers. I didn't know this was that big of
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: a deal.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: Oh is it all the gay pride stuff that and
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: then equal opportunity stuff and uh, just getting involved in
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: a lot of political stuff.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, but why is target always packed? That's the question.
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: I didn't know there was a problem.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like they're struggling. No, it doesn't. You know,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not there as much as say my wife is.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: But my wife is always there.
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: She's boots on the ground.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And anytime I'm even in that little shopping plaza where
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: the target is mobbed.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: Park, it will be packed in, just like malls, some
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: massily packed and some won't. And definitely been to some
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: targets where you think like this should be full of.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: People in this line.
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: Well, if anyone knows where a dead target is, please
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: tell me. I'll go to that one.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I'll give you the list of So, the guy's name
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: is Gary, the dad's name was Gary, nineteen eighty four,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: and the guy who he shot was this guy who
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: was a karate instructor who had kidnapped He had traveled
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: with the kid kidnapped Gary's eleven year old son, took
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: him to a motel and sexually abused him over several days. Yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: and so as the law enforcement people were escorting him
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: through the Baton Rouge airport. Gary waiting in disguise, shot
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: him in the head, point blank range. And it was
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: all on television, which is which is that's the video
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: that's all over you see it while up and stuff. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: so Gary maintained that he was in the right and
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: that any parent in a similar situation would have done
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: the same thing. And yeah, Gary passed away, by the way,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: in twenty fourteen. It's sixty eight years old.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, am I in the minority. I don't get the
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: love affair with Target, Like you can't get good deals.
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: Why do people think it's a.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: Good I agree, definitely not a bargain story, that's for sure.
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: I haven't been there in probably a year.
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: I don't get it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: I mean they have some good clothes, you know. I'll
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: go grab some T shirt, which just can be Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: they have everything.
• 32:48
  Speaker 14: You can get good deals on some stuff.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Sorry, one more thing. Gary pled no contest to manslaughter
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: and received the suspended sentence of seven years in personal right.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Gary so never jail, So awesome Arkansas Sheriff guy yet
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: coming at you.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Rules like no contests like those Alfred Pleas basically means like,
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: I'm not saying I did it. I'm saying you've got
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: a lot of evidence and it would be hard for
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: me to argue with and you got a video exactly.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: So heads up for some Trader Joe's shoppers talk about
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: another beloved store. Trader Joe's has recalled four Asian food
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: products due to potential contamination with glass. The affected products
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: are vegetable fried rice, chicken fried rice, chicken SHUMEI, which
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: I love, and Japanese style fried rice. The recall, yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: related to a previous recall that affected fried rice sold
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: at Costco.
• 33:34
  Speaker 17: Oh No.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: Customers are advised not to use the recalled products and
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: can return them at any Trader Joe's for a refund.
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: With questions about the recall, can either stop into the
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: store or contact customer relations.
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: I just came up with the greatest idea. When they
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: have these food recalls, they should have a little like
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: release form and instead of throwing them away, they say
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: you can have them all for free. Just sign here.
• 33:58
  Speaker 9: I'll take that chance with the chicken shoe mine with
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: a yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows when you buy the orange chicken greg, you
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: have to either buy the vegetable or the chicken fried.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: Rice to go right, restaurant style food in your own kitchen.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Not Greg. When you get the Trader Joe's manner an
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: orange chicken, what do you do special to make it
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: more quote restaurants.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: Make it restaurant. So in the sauce, which I do
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: the old way, in an actual saucepan, don't just microwave.
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: And then you chop up garlic to put it in
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: the sauce, and I do add it's kind of redundant,
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: a tiny bit of honey, oh you do, yeah, and
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: some hot pepper flakes. And then when the chicken comes out,
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: put the sauce on it, and then very important, sprinkle
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: some sesame seeds and maybe if you choose a little
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: green onion.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Oh that is so fair.
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: You would think you bought it at a restaurant.
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: God, for like seven bucks, So good old Greg.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: You put the chicken in the oven or oh yeah,
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: the oven, that's great too, it's.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Not I do like a a walk or like a
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: you know, like and then I put just a little
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: tiny bit of oil on the bottom of the pan,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: because it's one of the recommendations on the bag. And
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: then and then I get the all night and I
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: put the chicken in there because it makes it super crispy.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't think my ignorance here, you
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: could do that from frozen.
• 35:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Really, it's already cooked.
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: It's cooked.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's custy. Yeah, so you're you're just basically just crisping. Yeah, dude,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: it's so good.
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: I think I have.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Now pro tip. I I do have these uh splatter
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: guards that you put over top of the yeah, to
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: keep the stuff from going all over the kitchen.
• 35:40
  Speaker 9: Have you ever not cooked something just because you didn't
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: want to make a mess.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Every year, my wife will spend this time like making
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: this nice dinner and everything else, and then she goes
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: to serve it. I go, I put the regular plates
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: away and I grabbed the paper plates. I'm like, even
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to mess. I was like, I
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: don't even want to mess with the the plate like whatever.
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: It's just does like all AI recipe that avoids the
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: stove because I don't want to get grease all over
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: you know, like, how can I do this but in
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: the oven?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: But why is it that you always end up making
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: the biggest messiest meal right after the kitchen was cleaned.
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: Every time you're excited to use it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying, but you can go days where you're
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: making basic stuff and there's no real mess. But it's
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: like right after you just clean.
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: And somebody's got to make a souper flow and.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Everything's nice and nice and clean and warterly. And then
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: that's see.
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: If I had fu money, I would have one of
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: those back kitchens, like the kitchen that you actually use,
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: and then you have.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Like your show, the Butlers Kitchen, the.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: Cool Well, let's talk about faster food. Finally. The nice
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: people over at Chick fil A they're reversing course and
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: quietly admitting they made a mistake back in twenty twenty
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: four when they added pea starch to their waffle fries.
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: The goal was to make the fries stay crispier for longer.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: But customers, did you remember them?
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: You love those fries? Yeah?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I think because they were because everybody knows when you
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: get fries unless you eat them right then and there
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: by the time you get them home, they're weak, well,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: especially them waffle fries. And then Chick fil A did
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: this and I thought they were I thought they were better.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I thought, well, I thought they were crispier and they
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: tasted the same to me, But I saw a lot
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: of people that were complaining same. They could taste the difference.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's a mental thing, kind of like I have
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: with certain things. Like I don't know, because they made
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: a big deal of it, I don't remember all the
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: new and improved fries to say crispier longer.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: They said it's peace starch. They said it's not appetizing.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: Well now they're back doing it the old way, so
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: they didn't put out a statement this time changed it. Yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: so customers noticed something was different, and now they're saying, well,
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: now I can tell because it's soggy, so you can't win.
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: Make them more restauranteach.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: I love being that fat that you can analyze the fry.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh wow, they actually show up
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: their crispier's. I think if they would have went to
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: the pea starch the to make them chrispy and just
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: didn't say anything about it, nobody would have noticed. And
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: like what you just said, like nobody, Like they're quietly
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: going back to the old ones. And the only reason
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: that people, you know, because somebody went on their website
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: and saw that the peace Starter is no longer in
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: the ingredients site. It's you're reading the breakdown. I'd make
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: the opposite argument. I don't think it's because you're so fat.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Why would you. You don't care about the ingredients. You
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: don't care about the schools are reading the nutrition label.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: It's the people who do care about that garment and whatever.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: It's like, everybody stop the world ruining it. Form doesn't
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: go there.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: That's what's going on, all right.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: More Woody shows next year in the minute. A lot
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: of ways to be a part of things, calling in
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: texting and social medium at the Woody Show. You can
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: send us an email email at the woodieshow dot com.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: This is a crazy Howdy wood He show. I'll just
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: talk about unpopular opinions. Has made me want to share
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: my most recent one with y'all. It's probably gonna ruffle
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: some feathers, but that's why it's unpopular. I guess, yeah, exactly.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I am no longer impressed with people finishing a half
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: or full marathon unless it's really fast or you overcame
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: some sort of handicap to do it. I believe that
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: anyone who can comfortably walk can do this with little
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: or no training will suck.
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Will you walk a lot and take a ton of breaks, absolutely,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: But can you physically do it? Yeah, I'm not talking
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: about the mental part of it either, only you can
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: make you do whatever. But physically anybody can do it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Before you jump on me about this, my primary example
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: is my boy Menace.
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: That's what I was gonna say.
• 39:50
  Speaker 10: He walked for.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Miles on somewhat of a whim with zero prep. As
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: far as any of us know, I know you'll wonder
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: if I myself have on this, and yes I have,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: both in an official race context and also just for funsies.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: So fun anyway, that's my take, love y'all, and please
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: don't host an event. Oh and please host an event
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: here in Austin so I could see your beautiful faces.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: That's that's from Harvey. Oh and this is ps Menace.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I just attended a NASCAR race for the first time
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: last weekend, and you absolutely have to experience it.
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: One day.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I was blown away.
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: I have gone to a NASCAR race, but not like
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: a full blown, like huge one like Daytona or anything
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: like that. And man, I mean I go to f one,
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: but dude, NASCAR is so loud. It rattles your whole body.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, crowd seems like Jordan is killing it right
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: now too, Michael Jordan.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I heard of him.
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't know how to give out the full name. Well,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what you're talking about, Jordan. Well, when
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: you just say it like that in the context of
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: NASCAR's like, I thought it was just some driver, okay, yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: and then once you said that, I'm like, oh, yeah,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: he does.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I knew that he had a tame and I wasn't.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I wasn't connecting that right scream yeah yeah yeah. But
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: the morning.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: It was one like the past three races, I believe.
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: I disagree though, because if you walk a certain distance,
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: anybody can do that quote unquote, but running it, that's
• 41:21
  Speaker 9: a world of difference.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: It does suck, right, Like I ran this one.
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: Race just for quote fun with a group of friends
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: and it was seven miles I believe. And the next
• 41:29
  Speaker 9: day I got out of bed, this is with no
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: running training, got out of bed to stand up and
• 41:34
  Speaker 9: fell on the floor and it was it affected me
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: like crazy.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the point is, like it's just about
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: because when they had the sticker on the car or
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: the you know you got the whatever that you got
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: the metal. Nobody knows if you walked around, like what
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: percentage of it? Only you will really know, Like how
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: much did you really walk? How much did you really run? Three? Yeah?
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I ran the marathon? Well did you? You could have
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: walked the whole thing, just told everybody.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: That you ran.
• 42:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but wouldn't it.
• 42:02
  Speaker 15: I don't know enough about marathons, but they'd be packed
• 42:04
  Speaker 15: up if you took a long time, right.
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: Funny thing I do like I do like when the
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: news comes back for the last people to cross at
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: like ten o'clock at night, I think that's greair.
• 42:13
  Speaker 14: So it's still there, the finish line is still set up.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: Okay, well there's still people running quote.
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: Unquote for a month.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: Would I give like props to anybody just to even
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: walk twenty six miles? It's not fun in medicine, he
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: did it forty one yeah, forty one mile, forty one
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: miles officially, yeah, yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: No breaks, no breaks, I'll guess. Yeah, Morgan, you had
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: some questions from the people. Morgan goes to the emails
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that, and she collects these these questions
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: that people hit us up with yeah, or.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Sometimes text will slip through you guys won't catch So
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: we have a list of them here. Okay, we'll start
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: with one for the group from the five four zero.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: When you guys talk outside of work, like in your phones,
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: do you call each other by your real names? Or
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: do you say like Woody menace? And then he also
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: wants to know, like how are people saved in your phone?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Like is it saved as Woody?
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I've always called menace menace. I mean, I
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: know his name is Jason, Yeah, like you know, yeah, right,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, It's just but he
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: would answer the both the same way I answered Woody Jeff.
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's weird, Like when I'm think twice about it,
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: when I'm talking to your wife, I try to say Jeff,
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: but it doesn't come out of my mouth easily.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: It's the only person that I feel calls hi Jeff.
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: Is as well.
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I'm trying to like and if.
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: I say it, I think it's like borderline creepy. I know,
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: me too, creepy, Like I don't even refer to you
• 43:35
  Speaker 9: as Jeff.
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the kid calls your uncle Woody, not uncle Jeff.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, and I say medis. But you know, it's
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: not even a conscious thought. I don't even think twice
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: about that. So I think it's just how you know
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: people and from where you know them. So in radio,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: when you know them from work, it's whatever people typically
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: address them by, like whatever they're using on the air.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: Would you think it was weird if we all of
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: a sudden like Jeff, We don't think it wouldn't.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't even Yeah, it wouldn't stand out as weird
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: to me. Yeah, it wouldn't. It wouldn't stand out.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: I would think it would be condescending.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: No, some people, some people try to be that way.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: They think they got you, and it's like it's not
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: a secret. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've talked about. It's not
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: like I or you know, Menace over here tries to
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: keep it a secret. It's just these are what He's
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: a dumb name. I got stuck with forever ago, when
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I was very early in my career and I had
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: no choice. The guy didn't like the name Jeff on
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: the air, so it wouldn't stand out, it wouldn't be memorable,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: and so I got stuck with the nickname Woody from
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: a movie trailer Wesley snipes Woody Harrelson is called money Train.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: It was coming out that week, So that's how I
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: ended up with. There's no big story, there's no big whatever.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: It's not like I'm trying to like hide from what
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not. So I don't think you know it's it's
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: not a it's not a gotcha thing when you go
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: how's it going, Jeff neat because they're saying it away
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: like I know who you are. It's like it's not
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: a secret.
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: Although the other way around, when you're like gets drunk,
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: she's like, okay.
• 45:02
  Speaker 11: What she's mad.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: It's like how your mom would use your full name
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: your government ame. Yeah, yeah, your goverment name.
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: Now we should point out to this person we call
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: Sammy Sammy because we're not allowed to call her.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Beginning. Every once in a while, if I am trying
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: to get to her about something, I will say, Sam.
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: She didn't improve it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 15: No, The thing is actually menace calls me Sam quite
• 45:28
  Speaker 15: a bit. If it feels comfortable to you at this point,
• 45:30
  Speaker 15: you call me Sam.
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to say.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: No, that's not the rule, though, I'll go like hello, Sam,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: it doesn't happen very often.
• 45:38
  Speaker 14: No, but you you'll do Samantha too, Samantha.
• 45:40
  Speaker 15: When he says Samantha, I'll call him Jeffrey.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Hello, Samantha, I'll.
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: Call you Samuel.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I call her sam without thinking about it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 14: That right, if it comes natural, that's okay.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: You guys are friends. Greg, This is for you. When
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory was married to a woman, did he ever
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: give mouth parties?
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Of course?
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: Did you enjoy it?
• 46:01
  Speaker 16: Or did?
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: I wait?
• 46:02
  Speaker 10: Your life?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it?
• 46:03
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: I think most dudes would enjoy a mouth party regardless.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, did you give? Did you give?
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: Yes?
• 46:10
  Speaker 20: I did?
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: Of course. Did I enjoy it?
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: To be honest, no, yeah, I wouldn't enjoy it.
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: No, right, I don't know how straight men enjoy it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: That's the same question.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: It's great, I mean so giving and receiving, Yes, I did.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Place to eat? You know, receiving is easy.
• 46:27
  Speaker 9: But giving? Did I do it? Yes?
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: Thank god? Y'all are hard wired for that because I
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: couldn't do it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: What I mean, well, I don't know how you suck
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: a d Yeah, that's actually a good. How do you
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: you say that?
• 46:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: You say that, but it's it's just like, but there's so.
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: Many like flaps. I know it's so they are so gross.
• 46:50
  Speaker 15: I don't get how like one guys are like, oh
• 46:52
  Speaker 15: but the you know, the woman's body is beautiful, like
• 46:54
  Speaker 15: is it?
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: I mean the body as as a whole. It's awesome.
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: Ton area to just really get in the nooks and
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: cry thanks, that's great.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I want to say something. I don't know how if
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: it crosses. Let's let's see if you do. You need
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: to run it by me for yeah, hold on, we're
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: gonna put it. We'll put We're gonna put everybody on
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: hold held on for a second. Well we'll be just
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: just just don't go. We're not taking a commercial.
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: This just hang on, everybody.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I think I figured again because yeah, all right, so
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: he said. Greg says the worst part about that for him,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: uh like like for doing that with yeah, or girl
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: is feeling like her body heat on your tongue?
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: Yes?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: So you can you can, you can you can decipher
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: it concerting.
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: It was okay and right about you know, it's complicated.
• 48:16
  Speaker 9: It seems very good.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's it's good.
• 48:21
  Speaker 12: Okay, here a text finger looking good?
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: Oh there you go?
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: What all right?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: We got to thank you. Samy's holding. Okay, here, let's
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: take a quick break and then we'll come back some
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: more questions from the people. We're going to questions from
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: the people. Oh we we made this, says you know.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Every once in a while, like when we do the
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: coverage from the Adult Video News Awards, we do those
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: like little segments that only live on the podcast because
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: it's just too much to talk about on the air
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: because we're not we're not allowed to, thanks FGC. So, yeah,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: what Greg was trying to discuss that Gina had some
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: follow up questions. It's better if we could just have
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: like an unfiltered conversation. So for today's show, you'll be
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: able to go on the podcast and there'll be a
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: special uh.
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: Tot for Radium.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there'll be there'll be like a special follow up
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: segment that we'll that we'll edit into the podcast to
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: we can really get in get into Greg's yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: and then some of us follow ups. Yeah yeah, So
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: that that'll be on today's full show podcast. You can
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: just get it by going to the woodieshow dot com.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: All right, another question, okay, minutes, this.
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: One's for you. Where's Dill dar dude, is he coming.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: Back, dil Yeah, how would I know?
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: How do you think we get ahold of Hammer and
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Hank and half back?
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: If people don't know, dill Dar is our alien character,
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: her friend, and he has not been around for quite
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: a while, but he does get a lot of shout outs,
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: so it does I know. I mean, he's been looking
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: for an alien convention to attend for a long time,
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: but there hasn't been any.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: We've been trying to get Dildar to go to pretty
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: much anything, any of it. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, dil
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Dar was at an alien convention. This is like back
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: in like twenty nineteen, and.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: Well, it's kind of awkward to see my ex girlfriend here.
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: I didn't know you're going to be here.
• 50:27
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Do you think it's weird? It is, yeah, a little weird.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: So where are you living now in Atlanta?
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I keep in mind, Dildar has a very green face,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: and he's wearing like a helmet and some aviators, and
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: he's got gloved instead of like antenna. Yeah, like you'd
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: see like on some aliens or some bugs greg two
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: giant dildos coming out of the top of the head.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Hence the name Dildar.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: In Atlanta. Very nice, very nice. I now live in zult.
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: It's a long ways.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very far. It's very farcar.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, A sixty nine high five, Bro, you know what
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I'm saying.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Ok, he's from.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: N email.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Make sure come on sure.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Speaking of sixty nine. Actually, Gina from the four one two?
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: What color scheme is the number?
• 51:31
  Speaker 10: Sixty nine?
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: Brown and black area sixty nine?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 51:36
  Speaker 10: Can we confirm that with the chart withy?
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: Six is brown and nine is black.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Six is brown and nine is black? Dang? Nice?
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah? Why do you lie about that?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Crazy?
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: Don't I think I'm special?
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I still here's the thing. I get this as much
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: as I understand crypto Greg Oh totally, Like what does
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: this mean?
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: It means nothing? And you know what it's synesthesia can
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: have any wires crossed to any of your senses. Like
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: do you guys ever like get a taste in your
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: mouth with certain words that aren't food words? No, like
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: I don't like the name like no offense to whoever
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: has the name like Diana or die yeh or anything
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: like it makes my mouth feel sour.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: You are insane.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: I should be locked up four hours a day.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Diana did you like a lot of hard drugs? No,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: stop this honestly, like like any kind of like uh, psychedelics.
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: Yes, I've tried to ask things that fried your brain
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: or tried it like twice.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: No, I meant like, you know, people like a drug
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: addled mind, you do drug out when you say stuff
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, it sounds nuts.
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: Sounds like you're from cars.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: It's very far, very far.
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: We got time for a while more.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I guess we all can answer this, right, but this
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: is from the nine to nine. Who's the hardest work
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: person on the show.
• 53:02
  Speaker 8: We got a lot of hard workers here.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say Woody, Yeah, and maybe Bored and
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Well and Menace.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: That's a's three way.
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: Tie, I would say. I would say besides Woody on
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: the show, Greg after the show Menace, oh okay, because
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: he has all those after hours, but Greg's constantly having
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: an update, you know, news and traffic.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: On the day to day operation of the show. I
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: would say it's a toss up between myself and bort
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: on the on the day to day operations outside of
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: the show. As far as like running around different Menace,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: you know, because Menace is chasing that he's he does
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: a great job of Salespeople love him, and you know,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: the company loves because he chases down all these like
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: sponsorship opportunities, which means that he's going out to meetings
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: and he's going out to events, the opening of whatever
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: it is. Know, So he's so he's doing a lot
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: of uh, he's doing a lot of running. He's very
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: there's also like a lot.
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: Of stuff that I don't even talk about, Like I'll
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: be on the phone people at you know, yeah, seven
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: o'clock at night about that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's uh, you know, that's that's my whole afternoon.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: My whole afternoon is phone calls, returning emails, you know,
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: trying to trying to get things knocked.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: Out right, yeah, all day. Yeah, Okay, So that's why
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: I kind of like just go hard on the weekend
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: and it's nothing.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: It's nothing. Other people aren't working. Everybody's working. And I
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: think it's just like you know, as far as like
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: the the amount, Yeah, that's your volume of work that
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: on a daily basis.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: Well, and I can tell you like when Greg has
• 54:39
  Speaker 8: been out for you know, a couple of days or
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: whatever and then doing like Greg's stuff, I'm like, damn, girl, girl, yeah, juggling.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, but everybody, I gotta say, uh, you know,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: as the woody element of the Woody show, like everybody
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: does there.
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: No, that's why I everybody want to answer, because I
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: feel like everybody works really hard.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, yeah, yeah, That's why I broke it down
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: and just like volume, yeah, volume of work or like
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: you know, the amount.
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: Of anybody would disagree with that or I'm saying, or.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: The amount of time that it takes each day for
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: them to accomplish whatever tasks they are assigned. Right, I
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: agree with all of it, right, all the above. And
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: it's not like once we leave here. That's the other
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: part is that people think, oh, once you leave here,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: it's done. This is one of those jobs where it's
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: just it's just a constant thing weekends, nights, like things
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: are happening. You got things to do for the show
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: that don't happen within the context of like a work schedule.
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: Sorry, I clocked out right, all right.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: So please pay very close attention to what I'm about
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: to tell you. What we're doing right here is something
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: special just for the podcast because we weren't able to
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: really talk about it any kind of detail because of
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: the SEC regulations. So this is like a U A
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: too hot, too hot for radio. Continuation of the conversation
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: that we were just having if you're listening on this podcast,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: were just you know, questions from the from the listeners.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Morgan had the one question for Greg about like when
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: he was married to a woman, did he ever go
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: down on her? And he did?
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: I did, and other chicks too.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, but not not not like a fan.
• 56:27
  Speaker 9: No no, no, no, he did.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: It because you had a good husband or I.
• 56:31
  Speaker 9: Was trying to be a straight guy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Do you think they knew just by your lack of enthusiasm?
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: I was good, Like did you do the alphabet?
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah? Like yeah, what was your move? I mean, I
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: would like what made you do? This is where Gina
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: got confused earlier. I would you know, you get your
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: tongue in there, and that's where I started to feel
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: the warmth, which I thought was gross.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's what we were.
• 56:55
  Speaker 8: Losing your tongue, So pokey.
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: You make it like, you know, you put your tongue
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: in the hole, You give your tongue a boner.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: Do we really notice that? I mean, tongues aren't that
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: long exactly.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I mean that's a good point, because I feel like
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: the tongue is more on the outer.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't really notice, so, but what about the
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: inner rim of the hole? Would you feel there? Yeah,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: because I have heard the term in my in my
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: history of get in there, oh when like you're down
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: your head. Yeah, that kind of thing.
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, have you heard is it in yet?
• 57:29
  Speaker 17: No?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Get your tongue probably pretty pretty close. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: it doesn't go.
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: It's not some weird like if I open my water
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: bottle right now and stick my tongue in it, the
• 57:40
  Speaker 9: way it goes in.
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: By the way.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: We have conversations from time to time where things come
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: up like off the air. Clearly, I always feel so.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I always feel so awkward having
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: these conversations in front of Sammy. I think it's because
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: she has always been she has this like innocence aura.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe because it's all like American girl talk and you know,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: her Mark movie and all that kind of stuff.
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: It's like, don't you want to penetrate that aura?
• 58:04
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want to penetrate anything over there.
• 58:07
  Speaker 14: I mean no, I've no, I heard many things in
• 58:09
  Speaker 14: my lifetime.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: No, I know you have. You're an adult. I realized
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: you've had that.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have you experienced anything, yeah, Craig anything.
• 58:16
  Speaker 10: Ever, No, I'm a version. We're doing Vanilla.
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: The best is when I heard Sammy wants go yeah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: well she's a fucking cunt.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I almost started crying. Is the best funny
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: to hear Sammy say okay yeah? And then Gina, you
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: have like a follow up thing which we didn't discuss
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: this on the on air portion at all. If you're
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: a for whatever reason, you were skipping through and you're like, wow,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: this all this made it onto the back. No, this
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: is exclusive for the podcast podcast only uncensored little segment here.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 58:50
  Speaker 8: But when we were talking about this like as delicately
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: as we could, and you're talking about like you don't
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: like the heat off of it, it's weird. The listener
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: from the one five said something to add to that
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: con about going down on a woman. A friend once
• 59:01
  Speaker 8: told me good pussy tastes like the heat off of PlayStation.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: That wait, wait, wait, it tastes like.
• 59:11
  Speaker 8: The heat off of PlayStation tastes.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Like the heat off of a playstage. I don't even
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: know that.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: No, not that I mean, have you ever touched like
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: a warm gaming system.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Well, touches not taste?
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: Is it like touching?
• 59:26
  Speaker 10: You can like imagine when it would taste.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Somebody making a joke.
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: Okay, well that's funny. Okay, So that got me back
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: to what I always go back to, which is ball
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: questions because I've seen, like obviously, like I've seen like
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: on a pornal, like a girl like sucking a dude's balls.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: But is that something that everybody's interested in?
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: No?
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, the ball sucking stuff, It doesn't even seem
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: like you would. I mean, there's a very good possibility
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: of pain, but I just don't know. Let's let's, for
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: the sake of arguments, say like you were no danger
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: of pain for what the purpose?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: Like what do you put an elbow in your mouth?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: Like for the gram?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: But do you want anything?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: Are the balls supposed to be off limits?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 9: Preferably for me? I would say, like to the point
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: of basically off limits.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Like just leave it.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: There's only a downside exactly, this is shocking.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I kind of equate it to like like, as
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: a woman, do you get anything out of like, uh, well,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I can say it titty fucking No. I mean the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: same basic idea, But no, it's just more like performance
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: or like you know, it's for the guy to visually
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: be stimulated by what he's doing, but there's absolutely no
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: benefit or.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: That time out, time out. You are saying there is
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: no sexual gratification to anything that involves the balls.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: No, I would say other than like someone's touching your junk,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: because that would other things. But yeah, they're the think
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: like the actual the actual contact with the balls.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: Itself, like, well not because there are those guys.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: That want to be you know, tortured.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: No, not talking about pain.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about pain, absolutely different.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm talking about just there's no it doesn't feel
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: like well, she.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: Says sexual gratification, and those that's what those guys get,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: that normal sexual.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Mean what she's saying like somebody, if somebody rubbed your
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: your your cox.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: I'm just out there for the one.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: Random toys that doesn't do anything.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 12: Like Mena said, porn would be very bait, would be
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 12: very boring if it was just the stuff that actually
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 12: worked and felt good. So they're just they're like, what
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 12: can we do with this?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: How can we mess with that?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 12: But there's porns where guys dip their balls in girls buttholes,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 12: there's a porn I saw.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's call it what do they call the cat's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: dog in the bathtub or cat talking?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 12: Really possible if the right buttole But there's there's porns
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 12: we saw in college called the five Finger Club and no, girl,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 12: it's that. But when you run out of stuff to do,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 12: you start making stuff up.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: However, I will push back on that because I have
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: a really good friend who is a lesbian who loves it,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: and I don't know if it's because she's just used
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: to like hand stuff. Now what the five fingers five families? Yeah,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: like you go in like you know, like that's like
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: a sample bass has in the office, like the like
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: it's like giving like chef's.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 9: G oh okays together huh.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then just a torpedo Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like a pyramid or whatever.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: So no, if my balls got sucked, I would be
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: in massive pain.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: What if someone was just like, why is the saying
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: don't forget the ball?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because whole life trying to be funny? Can I
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: wrap up by playing just a clip that it makes
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: me laugh? I can? I can see this here at
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: a thousand times and I have the same, like enjoyment
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: from it as I did the first time I heard it.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Do we know it as you've probably seen it?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: Have you seen it?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the audio came from originally, but
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: they usually do it with a couple of animals, like
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: if there's a dog sitting in the yard and there's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: a deer way off in the distance. What's your name?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: What's your name?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: What's your name?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: What is your name? What's your name?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 11: What's your name?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 16: You?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Fuck you?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: Fuck you?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: You know what I did last night? You better not
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: break my mother under you better not.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 17: That's over now.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Oh what's your name? Don't you bring my mother this?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I built that fire over there. Oh okay, and then
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I fucked your mom next to it. That's funny. All right,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: back to the regular show. Thank you guys. We just say,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: you know, we had to we had to hammer that action. Yeah,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: all right. Let us know if you have any thoughts
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: on subject, you gonna hit us up an email email
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: at wodieshow dot com or leave it on the after
• 1:04:04
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  Speaker 2: coming up this hour. Since it's the month of March,
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  Speaker 2: March fatness. We have a round a fat chick, skinny chick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we got fat chick, skinny chick coming up.
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  Speaker 9: You're on the woods.
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  Speaker 2: You have something else?
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  Speaker 16: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: After hours voicemail about the March Badness?
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  Speaker 12: Home?
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  Speaker 20: Here we go, Hey, what do you show? I'm driving
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 20: home from work right now and listening to the podcast
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 20: because who the fool wakes up that early to listen
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 20: to the actual show. So listening to the podcast and
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  Speaker 20: you're going over March fatness? This is not fat at all.
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  Speaker 20: I remember the days where what do you would like,
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  Speaker 20: stop by the grocery store whatever and buy a five
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  Speaker 20: pack of ice creams and eat like four on the
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  Speaker 20: way home. The rest when he got home, Like, this
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  Speaker 20: is not this is not batness for me. You guys
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  Speaker 20: really have fallen off. And I'm blaming the menace going
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  Speaker 20: over and publicizing, pandering whatever the whatever you want to say,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 20: but menace pandering the shot, and I don't like it.
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  Speaker 20: I want to.
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  Speaker 2: Promoting weight loss. Yeah that we can't win. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 2: she's referring to. There was a time I stopped by
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: the grocery store to get a couple of things and
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: like they just stood out to me for whatever reason
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: looked good, and it was a box of those Oreo
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: ice cream sandwiches, and I ate them all until like
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  Speaker 2: three out of the four they're in there. I ate
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: three out of the four before I even got back
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: to the house. I ate two in the parking lot,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: one on the drive from the grocery store to the house,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: and then I figured, like you know once again that
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  Speaker 2: I ate the fourth one. Yeah, Now, where she's wrong
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: the March fatness challenges or the March fatness things we're
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: sebast brings him in. That is very much the same
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  Speaker 2: with what we've always done, is he's a will it
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  Speaker 2: caviar will where it's fat combos necessarily excess.
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  Speaker 9: Some of them were pure volume. Yeah, with Menace trying
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  Speaker 9: to eat, I think it was like.
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  Speaker 7: But I'll tell you this that day, So it's not over, lady,
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  Speaker 7: because because you know, we had those items, and then
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  Speaker 7: I hit up two events after I ate so much
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  Speaker 7: food that I actually puked later that.
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  Speaker 9: It ain't over.
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  Speaker 2: Such a checkered it out.
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  Speaker 7: Because so Fluffy was getting his star of the Hollywood
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  Speaker 7: Walk of Fame, so he had like this little gathering
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  Speaker 7: and you know he caters his parties, right, so I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: ate there and then so I'm currently under an NDA,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: but later this I can tell you this. Later that day,
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  Speaker 7: I also went to a Taco Bell event where they
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: let me try all the items for the rest of
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: the year. I can't tell you what the items are yet,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: but I ate all of them, and later than I
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  Speaker 7: I had so much food that day I just couldn't
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  Speaker 7: handle it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that has body fat Chick, skinny chick is coming
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  Speaker 2: up for you. We're gonna get to that. And we
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  Speaker 2: do have, ladies and gentlemen, a brand new redneck News.
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  Speaker 1: I regret to inform you that that is, in fact
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  Speaker 1: redneck news.
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  Speaker 2: And today's redneck news. The one is from Florida where
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  Speaker 2: this toddler ended up in the hospital. Ask me why why?
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  Speaker 2: Because the toddler got ahold of a sippy cup and
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: started drinking from it. But whoops, Mom and dad have
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: forgot that's where they were stashing their bag of meth.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Once they realized what happened, they called nine to one
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  Speaker 2: one though, right, I mean clearly needs medicals. Oh wait, no,
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  Speaker 2: they didn't. They talked to the other two idiots that
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  Speaker 2: they had living there, and they all decided collectively that
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: the best option for them was to wait it out
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  Speaker 2: and see what would happens. And what happened is if
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  Speaker 2: the kid starts puking, and it was getting worse by
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  Speaker 2: the minute, so they finally got the help. They ran
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  Speaker 2: him down to fire station. The firefighters were the ones
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: who took the kid to the hospital. The cops were called,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: they searched the house, all four idiots arrested, taking the jail.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: There was one old lady living in there and she
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: looked super happy in her munk shot. Here she was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: in the bottom corner over here compared to these other
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: trashy idiots. Yeah, well she's got it up her deca tee.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: I can't tell if yeah, you can't tell on.
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  Speaker 9: The bottom there hard to say.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, the kid. The kid is expected to
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: make a full recovery, all right. Thank god. That's from Florida,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: where a toddler ended up in the hospital after drinking
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: from a sippy cup where his parents were stashing their meth.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: And that today is red Nick see your wood show.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be very good. Yeah, out of practice.
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  Speaker 2: We don't. We don't do a ton of red days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: well it's one of those things that we decided to
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  Speaker 2: give a rest to. Yeah, keep it, keep it fun.
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  Speaker 2: When we get when you get one like a sippy.
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  Speaker 9: Cup of meThe the and the buckshot.
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  Speaker 2: Right, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
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  Speaker 2: come back. We'll play around a fat chick skinny chick
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: next on the Woody Show'll be right back. We are
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: ready for around of fat chick skinny chick. Yes, it
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  Speaker 2: is March. It's March Fatness. I forgot it'd be as
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: good a time as any too. Uh Yeah, we do
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  Speaker 2: the March Fatness Challenge.
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  Speaker 12: Fat kiney chick, I know, speaking of which I may
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  Speaker 12: have to beat her up to the glass ears and
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 12: gets an Instacart order. I've ordered all the better goods
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  Speaker 12: pizzas for us for the fat March.
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  Speaker 2: Fatness, not for a challenge, just to just to have
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  Speaker 2: run outside. So these are the pizzas that we heard
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  Speaker 2: about from Rich to Miro right on Tech of all people, Walmart,
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  Speaker 2: brand of all things, Walmart fantastic. Yeah, they're really good.
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  Speaker 2: Is it the best piece you've ever had? Probably not,
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  Speaker 2: but it's really good. But it's good and for the price,
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  Speaker 2: it's the best take home.
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  Speaker 8: It's like important for mental It's restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: It's totally restaurant, right, it is a restaurant. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: so good. Yeah, all right, Fat Chick Skinny Chick. So
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: we have a volunteer who's going to answer some questions,
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  Speaker 2: very simple questions. You guys can play along and then
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: text your guests fat or skinny over to two two
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  Speaker 2: nine eight seven and then uh, we'll get the answer.
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  Speaker 2: Because the only person that knows is Morgan. She's the
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  Speaker 2: one that takes all the volunteers. Which about it. If
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  Speaker 2: you want to be a volunteer for a future round
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  Speaker 2: of Fat Chick Skinny Chick, just send us an email
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: email at the woodieshow dot com. And we have a picture.
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  Speaker 2: It's folded up on this piece of paper in front
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  Speaker 2: of everybody.
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  Speaker 8: No idea.
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  Speaker 2: The only person who knows is Morgan. Now our volunteer.
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  Speaker 2: She gets a prize just for being a good sport.
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  Speaker 2: Let's meet our volunteer.
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  Speaker 9: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Erica. Hi Erica, Hello, Hi Erica. All right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm already making I like that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, twelve year listener.
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  Speaker 2: So now, Erica, just just clarify for anybody who's listening, like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't believe they're doing this, putting
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  Speaker 2: her through this. Did did anybody drag you off the
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: street and put a gun to your head and tell
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: you that you had to do this war? This is
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: a completely voluntary thing. You signed up to play the game, correct, correct?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: All right, now that's settled. Glad, We're clear. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So we have we have some time, We have some
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  Speaker 2: time on the clock, and everybody just states to answer
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  Speaker 2: or ask the questions. Please, Erica, just give us your
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  Speaker 2: honest answers to these questions. Fat chick, skinny chick? Who
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  Speaker 2: wants to go? First?
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  Speaker 12: Speaking of pizza, describe your favorite pizza order, and or
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 12: what's your favorite takeout?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: You know, big chain pizza restaurant, Yeah, the chain, So
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: no local mom and pop places, but all the big chain,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Like what what why do you like? What's your go
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: to chain? And then what's your go to h order
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: from that place?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Caesar's probably okay, yeah, their bread spit, their breadsticks specifically,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: probably like you know, garlic, you know, so I don't
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: already I don't really go Yeah, And then honestly, just
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  Speaker 5: they're basic, okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right, and just can teach you how to make that,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: all right? What kind of what kind of milk do
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  Speaker 2: you buy?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: Whole milk and almond milk?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Oh? Interesting, depending on I.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: Use it for different things, depending on you know what
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: I'm using it for.
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  Speaker 9: Are you a fan of animated movies?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: How old are you?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: I am thirty four?
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  Speaker 2: Thirty four?
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  Speaker 8: More specifically, are you a fan of anime?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: I am a fan of anime. My husband and I
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: just went to go watch the Demon Slayer movie in
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: theaters right on.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, so you're married.
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  Speaker 10: Do you have any kids?
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 5: I have a one and a half year old or
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: eighteen months as some people.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Say, Yeah, okay. What do you do for a living?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: I am a marketing manager, so desk job.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Okay. But did you go into the office or you
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: work from home?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Hybrid? Hybrid? So half yeah, first part of the week
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: is in office and then the last part of the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: week is at home.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: What kind of what group of kids did you roll
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: with in high school?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: What group were you part of? Jocks, geeks, outcast, somewhere
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: in the middle, probably.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Somewhere in the middle. I hung out like the group
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: of people I hung out with in high school, Like
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: we had some theater people, we had some track people,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: we had some like people from the yearbooks. There weren't
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: There wasn't like really a big distinction during high school,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Like there weren't like major groups like that, at least
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: not that I was part of.
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  Speaker 7: Okay during that time period. Did you shop that hot topic?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: I had my EMO made sure.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, very interesting. A two part question. How long have
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 9: you been married?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: I've been married. We got married January twenty twenty four.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 9: Sy so recently. And do you still have like lots
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 9: of wedding photos framed and around your house?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: I do?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Do you have like signs up around the house ward art? Yeah,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: like does the laundry or love.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 9: Breeze, kitchen, tea drink?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: So I did probably before having a kid. Now that
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: I have a kid, not as much like clutter.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Would you would you rather drive or be the passenger?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: I rather drive?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 8: I think what's your favorite foot where.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: I have these like crocs slippers not like the crocs
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: with like the holes where you put like the things
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: they have like the little Yeah, they have like these
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: slippers that are you know those like Crocs has just
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: normal slippers.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: When's the last time, when's the last time you weigh yourself?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, maybe two months ago?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 14: And do you go to the gym or work out
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 14: in anyway?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: I do?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I try to go to the gym maybe. I
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: mean I would say on average three times a week.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Can you name a food that is considered a zero
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: point food and weight Watchers, It's.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: Like mostly vegetables, right, like broccoli.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: Do you shop on Facebook Marketplace?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I do?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Let's talks about some stuff you've gotten on there.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: Uh, mostly, I would probably say mostly stuff for my daughter,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: like you know, because kids kind of burned through things
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: and smart. I don't like paying full price smart, so
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: I usually try to get like books or I think
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: the most recent thing I got was.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 9: Are Like.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: Something I'm actually trying to find right now is like
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: a play thing for her for outside, So I'm trying to.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: Trying to get that hit.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: A friend Julianne found one of those on the side
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: of the freeway. Up picked up. Did you play an
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: instrument in high school or a sport in high school?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: I did both. I played flutes and I played soccer.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: I was a goalkeeper.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 7: I've been locked for a little bit.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we just got.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: What what color is your hair?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Uh? Brownish block?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: Okay, it just the natural color.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 12: And have you now or have you ever had any
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 12: kind of unusual piercing other than ear rings?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: Uh? Unusual pierce being knows?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Just on?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Are you an iphoner or an android person?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: iPhone?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 9: And do you wear makeup on a daily basis?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: I wear it to work.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Have you participated in any kind of like cause based
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: march in the past year?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 8: No marches.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going over my little que got that.
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  Speaker 6: Wah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: That's when it comes to not that you drink it
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: all the time, but even if you do regular soda
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: or diet soda.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: If I drink soda, it's usually Coke zero.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Cook zero so good.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 9: Any pets good one.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: I do have a pet.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 9: I have a dog, dog dog like a real dog
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 9: or a purse.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Dog a multitude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my husband says, it's our cat.
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  Speaker 9: Legal.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Are you uh? Are you are you open to anal?
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  Speaker 7: I am nice.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: You're locked. You're locked. Locked, We're locked. We're locked. Okay,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: all right? Uh, man's what I know when I tell you,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: like both my columns are even.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh mine is so uneven. Okay, playing it up?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: What for the microphone?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly what I
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: have it here you want to hear? Uh? So in
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: the fat column, I have little Caesars because hot and
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  Speaker 2: ready you needed right anime, hot topic. She wants to
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  Speaker 2: drive as supposed to be the passenger princess croc slippers.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: She knew what a zero point food was. She's got
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  Speaker 2: a young kid, so there's still a chance about like
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• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: skinny side. The name Erica, I think that sounds like
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: a skinny name.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a pretty name.
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  Speaker 17: Uh.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Whole milk I put the same way I do with
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: you know, uh, the chicks who drink regular soda are
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: typically skinny chicks. Fat chicks drink diet or fat people
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: drink diet sodas. Yeah she did. But you know the
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: fact that she even purchases a whole milk the theater
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: and the track kids hanging out with them. I put
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: that in the skinny column. She weighed herself two months ago.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: It's not really like you know, every day right exactly,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: So it's not really top of mind flute. I have
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: that as a skinny thing. She played soccer, soccer. I mean,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: you're on the soccer team at all. It's a lot
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: of running, a lot of whatever iPhone I have in
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: her skinny, and she's not been in any kind of protest march.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: This one actually, for me, could go either way. What
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: did you have for she goes to the gym three
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 8: times a week?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: That was a neutral Yeah, same, Yeah, that was along
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: with the coke zero right right there in the middle.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: But if I had to guess, I'm gonna like, I'm
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: locking in skinny. Hmm, interesting, I'm locking in skinny.
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  Speaker 8: I started skinny. And but yeah, the the anime, the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: Little Caesars, the one and a half year old, I mean,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: come on, give her a break. Okay, the rock slippers.
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  Speaker 8: I'm I'm going I'm.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Going fat, all right, Gina says fat.
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  Speaker 9: Greg Gory, I am also leaning skinny. Yours in my
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: lists were very similar Woody, although I did have having
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 9: lots of wedding pictures around the house under my fat column. Yeah,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 9: why like what like what like once you get married
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 9: and and it's been a couple of years and you
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: still have the wedding photos out. It's such a big
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 9: deal to you that I think because you're fat, because.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 8: You're memorializing the best you've ever looked.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you looking in on? I'm gonna lock
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: it skinny, skinny greg okay.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: Menace, Well, uh, she sounds skinny, but pizza, fat milk,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 7: she kind of has skinny milk, anime, fat kids, fat
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  Speaker 7: hot topic, fat marketing job, fat shoes, fat and Facebook
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: marketing marketplace fat so fat.
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  Speaker 2: All right now. The one thing about the pizza is
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: that we just asked her like, what's her favorite pizza place.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: We didn't say, do you like pizza or you love pizza?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: You go to that's the cheapest, easiest, most carbs for
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: your buck. Yeah, hell yeah. And look.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah right, this is my lifestyle.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: I got you. I feel yeah, all.
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  Speaker 14: Right, Sammy, I locked in it skinny.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 15: And something that weighed very heavily on the skinny side
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 15: for me was was playing flute because she doesn't want
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 15: to have a big, heavy instrument. If you're little, you
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 15: want the smallest one possible. And I think flin this
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 15: late time at Baku and for soccer, being the goalie
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 15: is skinny to me.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 14: You have to be quick to.
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  Speaker 8: I know, but you have to take up more space
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 8: than the goal. No, but you have to be quick.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: That goal is so big.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Any soccer goalie that I have personally known has been
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 15: skinny and.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: A ship you've got to cover ground.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, so I'm going skinny.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, if there were a fat position on
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 12: a soccer team, what would it be?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be okay. But being the fattest person
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: on the soccer team.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: Does that mean high school?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: Elementary? Elementary? You're you're jumping out.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Being the skinniest person on the Wooden Show doesn't necessarily mean.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: But again, if you're elementary, if.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 12: You had to pick you, guys are dancing around the
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 12: point on that. Okay, all right, your full back and
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 12: we were talking about and talk about the flute, Yeah okay,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 12: but you're missing the entire fact she was on the
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 12: band to begin with. People, come on, okay, what instrument
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 12: she's playing? Necessarily the only thing, the only thing that
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 12: really leaned itself skinny was she didn't have any stupid
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 12: colored hair or stupid facial piercings, which which you know,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 12: hot people don't need to kind of throw things at
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 12: the wall to try to try to distract. But yeah,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 12: fat this is a Fatville, USA popular population her all right, okay, brutal.
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  Speaker 2: But again I support money of her lifestyle choices. Yeah yeah,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: like Kevin a kid, that's time. Well yeah, now now
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: we're going to find out what we got going on here.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you everybody who's texting your guesses
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  Speaker 2: over to two to nine eight seven. Uh let us
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  Speaker 2: and gentlemen. Here we go on account of three right.
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  Speaker 11: All right, kind of.
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  Speaker 2: One two three chick and she got abs.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're awesome.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Shit girl, I'm jealous as in my before.
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  Speaker 5: I got married, So I brought a muscle stayed on luckily.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: So yeah, the arms look at her arms are toned.
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  Speaker 8: This is I mean, not only is she skinny, she's
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 8: like yeah, yeah, you're like legit thin, get those arms.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she could kick damn. And this this really is
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: the point of this entire game, you know, is that
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: you think you have it and you're like, oh, totally judging.
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  Speaker 9: I had it, and I had it.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: By the preference of pizza.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: He faces cover.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: But you know who you look like?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 7: You look like uh Pe Davidson's baby mama.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, with like a little hatey compliment yeah, a little
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: Haley Beaber thrown in there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Erica, thank you so much. Suck it.
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  Speaker 9: Although you are standing in front of an unmade bed
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  Speaker 9: in this.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she just got out of it. I can give
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  Speaker 2: you proud of that though. Yeah, all right, Erica, hang
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  Speaker 2: one second, Well, we'll get you all set up with
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  Speaker 2: your prize. Thank you for being a volunteer here for
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: a fantasy that.
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  Speaker 8: Was crazy, all right, yeah, mega skinny.
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  Speaker 2: Telling me man I got enough gut and it was
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: leaning skinny. Just just went with that. Now, if you
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  Speaker 2: would like to be like Erica and win a prize
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: just for being a volunteer here for fat chick, skinny chick,
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  Speaker 2: you're interested in sending your text to nine eight seven
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: listeners went fat on that one too.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and she's into anal nice you.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: Don't want to her? Good for her? Good for her
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  Speaker 2: is right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think tonight would be a good night for that.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna so spool spid Jeff G. Good Yo, what's good?
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  Speaker 2: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 9: What's going on? Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: Where you show?
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  Speaker 1: Clippers were doing work last night and into it though
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: they beat the Pacers by twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: A while on the prowl throws down the lane pre contacted.
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  Speaker 1: The front of the rib KWHI Leonard twenty nine math
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  Speaker 1: and twenty three Clippers in San Antonio tomorrow.
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  Speaker 9: Moving on to the.
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  Speaker 1: Lakers there in Denver tonight. That's a seven pm tip
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: off on Prime Video. Nuggets favored by two and a half.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: NFL Rams are the new Super Bowl favorites after trading
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: for Chiefs cornerback Trent McDuffie. On paper, a great trade
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: for both teams. We'll see how it plays out next season.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Baseball Dodgers beat Team Mexico yesterday seven to five. Here's
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: a highlight or really a low light for Mexico in
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Spanish Freddy La Legenda, Elewando Alcentral Comeonica, Yes, Alec Thomas,
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  Speaker 1: the Tarvina Costando.
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  Speaker 2: Edgar Manchez Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: Moving on to the NHL, Ducks beat the Islanders five
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: to one to score on the down Kings and Islanders
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena. And since we're talking hockey,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: congrats to Olympic gold medal hockey player Jack Hughes. His
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: relationship with pop star Tate McCray has gone public. I
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: guess this dude slid into her d MS last year
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: and they've been talking ever since. And now it's official.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Lesson for all you dudes out there. Shoot your shot man.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: You got nothing to lose. Moving on to college hoops,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Congrats to UCLA's Lauren Betts. She's her defensive player here
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: in the Big Ten. That's back to back years. Congratulations
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: And last, but at least this morning Woody Show, Brown's
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: defensive star Miles Garrett got his ninth speeding ticket in
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: the last nine years. He was doing ninety four miles
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: an hour in a seventy mile an hour zone. How
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: is his license not suspended yet? Nine speeding tickets in
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: nine years. Don't you get points knocked off for each ticket?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Or I guess if you're famous, that doesn't apply. I'm
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports, right, Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: My complexion is out of a urinal.
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  Speaker 7: Your urinal Everyone in this room means Vitamin deep a
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  Speaker 7: little lower, a little slower if you want to oil
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  Speaker 7: them down, sunning their buttholes.
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  Speaker 6: Oh wow, chugging the sun. Oh wow, we're not pretty
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  Speaker 6: much all deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm a little celish. Are
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  Speaker 6: you down the d or not?
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  Speaker 18: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Give it to me all day long the Woody Show.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: All right, So here's something that goes under the headline
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: stuff we waste our time on. There's so many things
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: like why did we spend time even talking about this
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: or debating this, or there was a meeting and they
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: decided XYZ at the office was going to be the
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: way it was gonna be, And like, we have so
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: many other things that we could be allocating our time
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: and resources too. And I keep seeing this story pop up.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: The state of Washington is getting ahead of the curve,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: and they just passed a new law regarding microchips. The
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: future of tech is around the corner, and some people
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: are worried about their employer eventually forcing them to wear
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: a microchip somewhere in their body. The state, however, has
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: already taken action and banned the use of companies forcing
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: their employees to implant microchips under the skin. Okay, like
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: heroes who.
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  Speaker 6: We're getting ahead of the game.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, I understand there are tracking things, like they have
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: something in the work truck that you have to drive
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: around your computer, things like that, Like I'm sorry, but yeah,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: working here at XYZ Corporation, we're gonna have to put
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: this microchip under your skin, no one seeing the For
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: what it's worth, it doesn't sound like anybody in the
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: state was actually doing this or even proposing it, but
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: they decided to take the time to ban it proactively,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: just in case. One state official says, quote, you think
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: this is like something from the Onion, It's a real story.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Look it up. One state official said, we don't want
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: to Yeah, we don't want to have to try and
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: clean up an impossible mess after it's too late. So
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: we're getting ahead of the problem.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, i'd say, you know, you can be you can
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 12: earn yourself some points woody, that you'd say that right here,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 12: right now, that none of us will have to wear
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 12: butt plugs that track our locations.
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  Speaker 8: You promise.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's a Problemise, that's the problem for the show
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: is a thing will ever be required to wear a
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: butt plug that has a microchip for tracking. That's right,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: but you were here now and sea baths. He's got
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: some stuff to share with us here for the weekend audio.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: This is actually some adio that's a song that's making
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: a comeback. You'll understand why. Uh this is from Fubou Banks,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: famous rapper. Maybe no anybody.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 12: Well, he wrote a song six years ago that is
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 12: now getting remixed into all kinds of little tiktoks, especially
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 12: involving a military personnel. I'm not playing this to comment
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 12: one way or the other on the current situation, but
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 12: just so you know the origin of the song.
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  Speaker 2: F I ran oh I.
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  Speaker 1: Ran I ran beach off from me fixed Afghanistan.
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  Speaker 2: Come out his mouth.
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  Speaker 9: This is real.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: This is real, you know, released six years ago and
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: people are fat. They basically they searched YouTube Korea, we
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: got something for your marriage?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 8: What Korea yard safe from Afghanistan.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: If this dude has made one dollar as a rapper,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: it's a crime.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 7: Oh he's probably making money now because people probably just
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 7: like search the keyword O hand just stand beat on
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  Speaker 7: one and we d World Wars.
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  Speaker 2: Again. Iran, We ain't scared.
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  Speaker 11: You know.
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  Speaker 3: It's off beat, but he's not off beat, dude.
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  Speaker 7: He probably woke up one day and looked at his
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 7: account and be like.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: What money there.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's called like how discord kid or something like that,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 7: like this website that people use to like anybody can
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 7: just upload a song to it and it'll it'll distribute
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 7: to like everything like Apple and TikTok and all that
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 7: kind of stuff.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 6: So he probably got to email one day.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 7: You have twenty five dollars.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: All right, just tweak an audio.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 12: Got some news audio here, and it's just this is
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 12: gonna love this because it's news audio from a k
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  Speaker 12: TV you yes, Dan, It involves a math problem. Uh oh,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 12: so it's an algebra teacher. He's in trouble for some reason.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Oh heard about this?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here but here this is the news said.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 12: Not only we're going to say that this guy's in trouble,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 12: we're going to spell out on the news what his
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 12: math problem was that got him in trouble. Here.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 22: Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so this problem
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 22: is perfect. The amount of money you spend on a
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 22: date varies inversely to how much they weigh. A typical
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 22: girl that weighs one hundred twenty pounds will cost you
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 22: fifty five dollars, derives the variation equation. The teacher also
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 22: reportedly wrote, how much would you expect to pay for
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 22: a date? Was Ashley who is two hundred twenty pounds?
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 22: And quote, if you can only afford five dollars, how
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 22: much would your date weigh?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: And what is his or her name? Okay, so yeah,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't Yeah right, so here you go. He had
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: the question, So the amount of money you spend on
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: a date varies inversely to how much they weigh? Yeah,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: a typical girl that weighs one hundred and twenty pounds.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: You want to try to figure it out, Greg, you're smart?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 9: How much would that take?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: So a typical girl tell you that weighs one hundred
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: and twenty pounds will cost you fifty five dollars. That's
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: the first part. Give us that give us that equation.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: So one hundred and twenty pounds will cost you fifty
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: five dollars. Arrive the inverseate or drive the relationship equation.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: So based on that, how much would you expect to
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: pay on a date with Ashley who weighs two hundred
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: and twenty pounds?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 9: To buy more food? Would I'm kind of getting it,
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  Speaker 9: so I will. I would think that is.
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  Speaker 7: One hundred and ten, yes, Greg.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 8: No, I think I think it's the other way around, right, maybe.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: Like twenty dollars twenty seven.
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  Speaker 8: Twenty five dollars.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: That is mathematically impossible. Did you hear the numbers to twenty?
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  Speaker 2: So like it comes out to I think the ratio
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: is like six hundred.
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  Speaker 12: It's like sixty six hundred and sixty something per per
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 12: pound essentially, right, you know, because it basically you divide
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 12: it one over the other, the point being that if
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 12: a bit shows up way in two.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty, you ain't spending that much.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 8: Yes, So what is the answer?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna wait for you guys to do it?
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 9: I thought.
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  Speaker 8: I mean I gave a guess.
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  Speaker 3: It's fifty five times to twenty five divided by one twenty.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 8: Right, that sounds correct more than.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Get hit and the haad a couple more times. You
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  Speaker 2: won't be able to do that anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm off now while I can say that again.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: So fifty five times to twenty five and divide that
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: by one twenty. This is easy math, guys, come is altem?
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  Speaker 12: So?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 12: And that would mean you would on the two hundred
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 12: twenty pound girl, you'd spend eight dollars and fourteen cents.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, that's I will say this is a this
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: is a low.
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  Speaker 12: I will say this isn't a very realistic equation because
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 12: he's assuming an inverse linear relationship there, because you wouldn't
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 12: want to date a four pound girl obviously, even though
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 12: he throws out arious.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: Adversly one one quantity is proportional to the reciprocal of
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: the other, right divided by essentially.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 9: So it's a good quiz.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: So you would expect to spend thirty dollars on the
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: date on the two twenty girls for Ashley, according according
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: to chat GPT.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 8: Actually no, that could be right. Actually that could be right.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: It says the cost c varies inversely with the weight
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: w right. So exact, I know that where K is
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: a constant, So use that in information to find blah
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and multiply both sized by one twenty.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: Find the cost for the two hundred and twenty pounds.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: So sixty six one hundred over one twenty I'm sorry,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: over two twenty equals thirty, right, So that's your constant, right,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: So there you go. So thirty dollars and so okay
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: because it's good LUs thoughts provoking.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's it's making some of the girls in the
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 8: class eat.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: Here you want to hear I was a man. There
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: were also some non math related questions like when was
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: the last time you gave candy to a fat kid?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Why is he obsess and sexy or smart? And why
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: another one?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 9: You always go sexy? Yeah?
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: So yeah. They wouldn't say if he was on paid
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: leave or forced to take non paid leave, but they
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: did say that he's not at Lowell High School for now.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: That's why he's obsessed. Because you walk around and everybody's
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: fat these days. What's going on? People? What are you doing?
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: So here's uh, here's one of the parents. Two of
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: the parents. So one part to the parent, listen to
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: the difference here and having a daughter. So I want
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: to make sure my daughter, say when I drop it
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: up at school, safe, he's not going to eat. Yeah,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: he's giving her at he's giving. You can argue it's
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: an inappropriate question. I think she's safe. He's not punching you.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: If you get it wrong, Wow, we don't know, we
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 8: I will say these are old school questions because I
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 8: remember when I was in seventh grade, the teacher, who
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 8: was a woman, said, and it was kind of like this,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 8: but it was like every guy wants to date a
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 8: girl with. And there was like a list like straight hair,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 8: good teeth, a little nose, a small waist, and it
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 8: went down and like it was brutal.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 16: Math.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 8: This was a math class, and I don't remember why
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 8: that was part of it, but I remember she was
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 8: on the you know, the projector what's it called, what
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 8: are you the overhead projector or something maybe, but we
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 8: were in like middle school, and I just remember this list.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 22: Wow.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: So the second question was, let's see here, how much
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: would your date way if you can only afford five dollars?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, so you take that sixty six zero zero,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: So the answer would be one three and twenty pounds.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: That big bitch, damn you.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 9: Morgan's good at math.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: Alright, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: have some more the weekend audio.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 17: Next hangof'll be right bat burn, Oh my god, and
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 17: right back into the weekend audio.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: What's next to you?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: We gotta check in with some really cool people here.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Greg's favorite to catch me outside girl, Oh firing squad millionaire.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 12: You are not only she's a mega millionaire from her
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 12: own fans, but you recall she's dealing with cancer.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I do recall that she is. Is it enough
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 9: to drum up sympathy for me? Nope?
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, now she's beginning a little bit.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 9: That's how which I hate her.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 12: That's how much the cash me outside girl's been getting
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 12: a little bit of hate because she also vapes.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, va, I do, I know what a conundrul.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 12: And they say, you know, hey, Danielle Brigoli, you shouldn't
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 12: be vaping with cancer. Well, she said this to them haters.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: My daughter.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 8: I'm not lying about having cancer. I just choose to
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 8: steal vape because my doctor told me that a vape.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 11: I don't have lung cancer. A vape has nothing to
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 11: do with my cancer.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: I have a blood cancer.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 8: Know what you're talking about?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 16: Before you talk.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: About you want to be technical. No one's supposed to.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 9: Smoke at all.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to do a lot.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 14: You're not supposed to your best friend boyfriend.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 12: That her boyfriend she bought like a boyfriend, like that
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 12: brand new truck. And then he cheated on her and sheried, and.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's throwing down facts there. Though nobody should vape
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 9: or smoke, you know, you're on what nobody should.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: But this is life, this is why do you because
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: I know?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 9: I mean, I know better. It brings is anybody with
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 9: an addiction to it? Of course I know better. It's
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 9: like when I used to smoke cigarettes and people would say,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 9: you know that's bound for you.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: Oh really, no idea. So I'm out of curiosity because
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: you're not. You're not even attempting to not yet.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 9: No, someday some day, you know, like you're too late.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah I'm saying that if you know all that stuff,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: but like, what's the reason that you and I've told
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: you before, Like when it comes to weight, yeah there,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: and go, man, I can't be doing this. I can't
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: be this way for cookies yeah, and you go, why
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: do you do that? And you go, I don't know,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: I can't stop.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 8: We like the instant gratification against.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, or they taste delicious, duh.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: There's been times where it was like, you know what,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: forget it, Like what's the point? Too far gone?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 9: Right? It's like people who are in debt, that friend
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 9: who in debt and he would buy Starbucks every day.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: What difference because you I mean I remember somebody when
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: I was saying, like I really did feel at that
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: time like too far gone, like what's the point whatever?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: Too far gone, and so I was like to forget it. Yeah,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: but I really, honestly, if I felt that way, some
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: people go, wow, I'm seventy five years old, whether you're
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: still smoking, and they say, just don't care. They know
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: it's bad, but at that point they don't care. And
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: here's why. Yeah, that I agree. When you keep going,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: you're at the bottom of the hole, you keep digging
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: right r Yeah.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, here's five and you're still around.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 9: You're ninety. You smoke a part in a day. Yeah.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 12: This weekend audio more stuff involving a giving up and
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 12: quitting and cool people a Shiah Labouf. He was on
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 12: the Channel five show with Andrew Callahan, who's cards, and
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 12: he said that you know he's getting drunk, he's getting arrested,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 12: but I can't stop, won't stop.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: I can only deal with my side. My side is
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: this my behavior. I gotta deal with the Does that
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: mean I got to go to rehab again? I'm just
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: not into it. Bro, I don't think my answers are there.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: I don't. I really, I genuinely don't. If I genuinely did,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: I go yeah, yeahs of rehab or jail, and he
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: chose rehab. They usually yeah yeah. Before I thought that
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: was not the most recent one. With the situations with
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: New Orleans, right, that's been too soon for them to
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: make that decision, I believe, Yeah, But was isn't he
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: back in rehab right now? That he's in? He doesn't
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: need that just came out.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 9: He's not into it.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 10: It's just works himself. I like that. It's like, this
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 10: is not gonna work for me, so why go?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: It works for Amy Whitehouse right untill it didn't exactly.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: So he's been court ordered to attend a drug and
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: alcohol rehabilitation program following his February twenty twenty six arrest.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: So he is being sent to rehab. Okay, So whether
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: he later checked in yet or not, let's see.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 15: Is it just a program or is it like a
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 15: you have to check into rehab?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: I mean whatever whatever that their version. I don't know.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: He has a Shaya has indicated he is not interested
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: in traditional yet. No. Yeah, his behavior, to quote a
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: small man complex, anger and ego rather than just alcohol.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 10: His height.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's saying like that, man, I got I got
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: small man complex. I'm angry.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah you you created that?
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah like you?
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, God forbid. I don't want someone short. The rest
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: of y'all can have him.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Watch he is.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 12: He's five nine, so he's exactly average height for an American.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, too short.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 9: And if you watch, if you watch Intervention, right before
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 9: they go to rehab, what do they want to do
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 9: more for the road is just doing it while he can.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 12: Speaking of all of that, that brings us to our
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 12: next cool guy, Chet Hanks.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: Yes on Chat, Well he's in Colombia. And actually Tom
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Hanks's sun Chat who at one point thought he was Jamaican.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, well why why is he in Columbia? Well
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 12: it's not to do drugs. And actually he's making like
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 12: Instagram videos at four am, not because of drugs in Colombia.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: He's gonna tell us right.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 18: Here, am mitaging Columbia.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: I can't sleep. Why I'm full of life? You know
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, I'm full of life. I'm sober. Bro, Bro,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: this isn't the kind of I can't fall asleep like
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: I'm coked out. He's full of life.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: You know why Tom Hanks can't sleep because chet is
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: his son? Yeah, thank you, and he sees and hears
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: his stuff and goes, man, I'm Tom Hanks.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 8: Am I dealing with this?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: What did I do to deserve this? Odd?
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 7: Because Colin Hanks the other son, who would you would
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 7: think be a carbon cot? Which is a carbon?
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 8: Exactly the opposite?
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 6: Did it?
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: Grow up with Tom Hanks?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 8: Do you have a different mom?
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 7: Yes, with a different mom.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: The main point livings in Colombia to begin with, why
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: is he there? To begin with? Yeah, he's getting a
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: procedure done, some bright smile. He doesn't even need it.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: He got full of new teeth, just stories.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 7: His body's ripped.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 9: Right, he doesn't need it for his body.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: Can buy love you? Getting his teeth done?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 9: Audio walking? Yeah, baby, I didn't. I didn't know anything
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 9: about his teeth are Yeah?
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 8: Everything?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah this weekend audio. A new cool person I'm not
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: aware of. Jessica White.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 12: I guess she's a former model, Sports Illustrated all that stuff.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 12: She was that she was at the luncheon for Enro
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 12: endometriosis Awareness Month.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're in the awareness month.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 8: Aware, We're aware.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So she was at this luncheon and TMC showed
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: up to talk to this and we have like cists
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: on your it's.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 8: Like when you shed your you do you really want
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 8: to know shed your uterine lining when you're it's a period. No,
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 8: it's something about shed or like you're lining grows on
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 8: the outside us, Like, yes, it's it's against God's will.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like it. I thought it was
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: cis on fibroids.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 15: One, it's the lining outside that he grows outside the.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: Apparently I know as much about the female reproductive system
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: as Sammy does.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 9: So you should have gone to this lunch.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 12: Yes, so just at this luncheon there and they asked
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 12: her just some normal stuff and she just said about
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 12: like what what can girls do that guys can't do
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 12: or whatever? And she strolls right over into greg gory territory.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 10: Baby talk for sure, that's it for guy.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 14: And I would also say, it's always pay for a girl,
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 14: so like kind of be.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 16: Fine, but if a man does it, duble standards exist
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 16: for all of us, right, but women have an ability
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 16: to have more freedom with.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 10: Their it to explore their sexuality.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 9: I believe so man should.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: Women can be by but men cannot.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 8: I mean, we hear that a lot.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 9: Interesting.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: Grey's been his platform for years. Totally no, no, Greg
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: just said he doesn't believe that. Bye is.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 9: I don't believe anybody's fifty to fifty buy. I've never
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 9: thought that you lean one way or the other, but
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 9: you can.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 8: But I know people have toggled in between relationships.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 9: They go back and forth, but they have they definitely
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 9: have preference. It's the gateway to gay. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 9: a gateway. Guys just dabble. It is way more women.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 9: Don't you think?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: That's what she said? Yeah, I agree with her that
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: there is for sure a double standard. I'm sure the
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: intro endometrios people are loving that covers. Oh yeah, got
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: him talking about I had no idea. See I had
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: it completely wrong. But had you not mentioned that, because
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: she wasn't at this thing, we wouldn't have had that conversation.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: And now I know.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 12: Some supermodel talks about chicks smacking clams and yeah.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: Your liner on the outside right, lining on the got it.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 6: Turn that fat ass ride.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: We're saying rib tips, rib tips.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 7: We're starting to have like rib music festivals.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, those have.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Been going on for years.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but like with like tea paint and stuff.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, I'm never hating on a barbecue festival.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: Tips this weekend audio? What else you got here for?
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: Do U I arrest audio?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 12: This is from the Deputy Chief of the staff of
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 12: the Jersey City, New Jersey, of course, and he did
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 12: number one when he was arrested for d UI after
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 12: hitting somebody like five thirty.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: In the afternoon. The cop hit somebody. This is the
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: he's like the deputy chief of staff, a deputy. Oh okay,
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: got it.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 9: I thought the same that the deputy got the d UI.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 12: Deputy chief of staff, not a deputy. So he rear
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 12: ends somebody. He's obviously very drunk. So first off, he
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 12: tells the cops to show up. I'm the deputy chief
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 12: of staff.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 9: Real smart?
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: Is this fun with accents?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 16: No?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, but it's well, you know, in a way it
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: is Jersey City. Yeah.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 12: He then asks one of the officers to help him
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 12: with something and Greg especially see if you can find
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 12: the incongruity with what he's asking for.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: Is d UI arrest.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 10: Registration insurance in your vehicle.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's not there.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: It's not there, sir.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 9: If you have my phone, right I have?
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 11: You?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 9: Can you call my wife?
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: Please at least do that? At least do that? Please, please, please,
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: please woman, please be so kind of sounds like Ari
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: Gold please my now okay, I kind of got like
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: that again, Jeremy Pivot Ari Gold. He please, girl girl,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: at least do that? Like right there, that sounds like
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: Jeremy Pivot.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 9: Wi you and you call my wife?
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: Please at least do that. At least do that, please please?
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 7: Right a little bits between Tom sand please her tell
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 7: her I'm gay?
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 12: Who says girl girl? This weekend audio and this is
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 12: just for what he we had a crash. We have
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 12: that small plane crash the the minor miracle on the
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 12: Hudson's calling it where it was a young flight student, right,
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 12: and we have some of the would you what do
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 12: you call the radio audio with the tower he's called
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 12: tower transmission rido transmission. So just for what he to
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 12: bone off on and you can hear number one, how
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 12: calm the guy whose engine's dead and he's going into
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 12: the river is and the and what what that sounds
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 12: like when you're radio get it in.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 19: The way you're going.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 22: Into the I don't think we're gonna take the airport,
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 22: CaCO Roger.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 18: We're gonna fifty fifth into that correction.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 6: I've already wanted to crash phone out.
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  Speaker 20: The weird are variable. Every phone work there near Newburgh.
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  Speaker 2: Keep your line at the point and over.
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  Speaker 16: There, competing guy, we got to pay.
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  Speaker 2: He can talk. Coming to call me back if you
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  Speaker 2: can you get it down.
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  Speaker 9: Good job.
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  Speaker 6: When you're in the river, yeah, yeah, when you swim
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  Speaker 6: on to the shore.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean when he said, I'm saying I
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: already sent the crash phone out?
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  Speaker 9: What is that?
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: Is that like a crash phone? No, maybe like for
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: just a again assistance rescue. Uh, we're gonna we're gonna
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: have people there. I'm sending people to that location to assist. Said, Well,
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: he made it's all right.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 9: Mellow is right, there's a mellow about it.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's the main thing. Stay calm, fly
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: the plane. O great gory.
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  Speaker 12: This week in audio time for the what do you show?
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  Speaker 12: Original trademark copyright a different game show? What's that sound?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 12: If you hear this on any other radio station, they
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 12: are breaking the law by panning this game.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: Here's the sound. Hel Hell, I guess.
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  Speaker 9: A brick of fire.
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  Speaker 14: Can corn because it's like light and then yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A rain of bullets.
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  Speaker 9: All right, too strong for popcorn?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: All right? Well, Greg would love this.
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  Speaker 12: This is what happens when you're driving through the desert
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 12: and a you happen to pont a swarm of of
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 12: the cicadas, but a swarm of locusts, and.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: There's just so many of them that it's literally like hail.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: Oh God. I did see a video of that. Really,
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: I mean it looks like a cloud.
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  Speaker 8: Can you fall through it?
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 10: Or is it can?
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: But I mean it's.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 12: It's locus to gregor they're super tiny, you can.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: They're huge and you can see and they destroy towns.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: They're literally a biblical place. Let's get one more clip
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  Speaker 2: for this weekend audio. We gonna go back to Greg
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  Speaker 2: here on the paper I roll.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, the story out of CBS Albany where a lady's
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 12: just going through cancer, a breast cancer treatment, and she
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 12: decided to get a cake to thank the hospital workers, right.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: And something odd happened. So this is an ababe or
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: an eye roll. What's Greg's reaction going to be?
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  Speaker 21: I came in to pick them up, and I got
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 21: them and I walked away. Very nice bakery lady, and
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 21: then I realized they said paid and congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: A few days later, CBS six went back to the
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 4: Walmart with Diane to see if we could find out
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: who the generous stranger was. Turns out it was an
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 4: employee at the bakery. She didn't want to be identified,
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 4: but she did step outside the store for Diane to
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: thank her in person.
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  Speaker 21: But I gave her a hug, almost cried, and I
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 21: walked away. And the cakes were fifty dollars, so it
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 21: was a quite significant gift from somebody.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 9: How was that not an abed Well, I won't say anything.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, yeah, so yeah these were end of chemo cakes. Yeah,
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: py like she still got she still got more chemo
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 2: to go, so she pulled the turk. Okay, but this
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: is okay? How would this not be an a babe?
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine how Greg would not obabe this one.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's great, locked in and she didn't want a
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 8: bunch of credit. She just you know, stepped inside, you know, to.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: Get I mean, that was a mistake. She should have
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: taken it full credit. You're you're you're you're a bakery
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: worker at the Walmart. It's a fifty dollars cave and
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: your page. Yeah, do we know that she paid for it?
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, did they get comps?
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: I would think so bakery items are very cheap.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 9: Well that's not Remember when we did that thing where
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 9: I would read good news and you guys are crap
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 9: on it. Yeah, I'm trying to put myself in your
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 9: shoes there and I I'm coming up at a loss.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 9: I don't see how where the I roll could be. Okay, Okay,
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 9: good babe, Yeah, all right.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: It's very nice, but how how would you I think
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: the I say in cares.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 12: What happened is the bakery worker just comped it like
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 12: you're saying.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 9: Like she didn't actually take the money, and she basically, yeah,
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 9: she stole it from.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 7: Exactly because you know she'd want to be identified because
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 7: she's going to get.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 12: In trouble exactly. Okay, she got to look cool while
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 12: doing basically nothing. Well she still didn't make Yes, she's
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 12: still make the like not charging.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 9: I would rather take that over the person that treats
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 9: it so preciously, like they protect the price and it's
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 9: like it's my store. Just be more mellow about it.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also is it?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 12: Is it kind of on the on the woman too,
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 12: that like someone gave something nice for you.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's nice.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 12: Let's say it was just a total nice thing. Do
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 12: you have to go get the news for that?
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: I would pay for the cake, made sure she knew
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: about it and called the news. Yes my name, that's right.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: I would have called it now the bakery. Yeah, that's
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: why I let you know, this woman came in to
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: get a chemo cake. I paid for it. I worked
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: here in the bakery, and she's about to come pick
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: it up. Do you want to get her natural reaction
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: and then interview me about what a great person I am.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 9: And I would get one of those giant checks. Make it.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: Have those like a little like tube things you pull
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: the bottom out of it, and all the confetti would
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: incorporate some sort of ribbon cutting exactly. Give out my
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: Instagram the wood It is a throwback Thursday. That's great news.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: It's a brief Friday just in general. Tomorrow end of
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  Speaker 2: the week.
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  Speaker 6: That's great new.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: More chance to win your way to the woody shot
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  Speaker 2: hours take over. That's great news. Ye dude did all right,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: so we now welcome here to the studio. He is
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: the pride of Pacoyman. He is the senior vice President
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: and managing partner of Club Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen,
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: Boys and Girls. I give you DJ Tim Mar.
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  Speaker 9: What is up?
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 17: What?
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: Happy Thursday to you? My friendsday? Dude, you tell me
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: what's up? We're always yeah, you tell us what is
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: Let's do some role reversal. Yeah, you know, like because
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: typically like you come in here and we're always updating people.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: What's what's going on out there? You tell us what's happening.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: You're the cooler, Yeah, hanging out celebrities, dude, you know
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: what's like Bruno Mars last week all day that was great.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 6: I mean, thank you for thinking. I'm don't feel that
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 6: description what is going on?
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: I think that people who feel cool are the ones
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: who are not cool. Like people who are actually cool,
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: I wonder like, do they do they know that they're cool?
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: Do they feel that they're cool? You know, you know,
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: but but they're trying to think of somebody. I'm trying
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: to think of something who's legitimately cool. Celebrity, like a celebrity.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 9: That's legit cool and doesn't think they're.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 8: Cool, Like, how about your boy?
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: Uh take, he's gotta know, right, does he? I think
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: I think they wake up in the morning and go, God,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: I'm cool.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: It gives me that I'm cool vibe well, because I'm thinking,
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: like a lot of comedians, there's like that comedy tragedy
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: thing like comedians because they're always making people laugh and
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: are jokes and funny, but the inside they're just kind
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: of damaged them. There's a lot of yeah like this,
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: They don't they certainly, I'm sure don't sometimes feel they
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: don't feel that way. They're trying out there, trying to
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: prove something. Yeah, that's what I want to know. The
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: people who are truly cool do they do? They do
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: they realize that they're cool? Some people, the example in
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: my head is not a famous person, but it's this
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: guy that works at my favorite brewery, and I think
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: he's so cool. He gets to poor Beer. It's a
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: cool location. He's so friendly, but he's mellow and like, wait, dude,
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: it's cool.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 6: You bring up a good point. I do think bartenders
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 6: are super cool.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: I think they're cool to you do I or do
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: they just think they're people? I get the vibe they
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 2: think they're cool, Like I don't feel that they're cool,
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: Like it's it's fine. I'm not say they're not nice.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 2: Is that nothing about like being a cool, nice person?
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: I'm saying like, like they're cool.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 9: Last year, Like yeah, you flip and bottles bottle like
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 9: knowing how to make any drink, that's awesome.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: I saw I saw a machine, Greg that you need
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: a bartending machine. Oh, yes, yes, kind of. It looks
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: like this big, round, circle ring looking thing. And then
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: you put the cup in the middle that you're making
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 2: the you know, the drink with or whatever, and uh.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: And then you just take whatever you have in the house.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 2: So if you had like some tequila and some whiskey
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 2: and some whatever, and there's these these chambers that you
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: pour that you pour them into and then you scan,
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: because there's an app of course on the phone. You scan.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: You scan the bottle of whatever you put like in
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 2: number one is my you know don Julio Blanco. Number two, Well, yeah,
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: but you program what's in each one and then the
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 2: app tells you all the things you could make with
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: what's in there.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 9: Rules and then it makes it for you.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 2: And so then it gives you a drink menu, pick
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 2: the thing, boom, and it spits it out.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 9: That would be fun.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 6: What happens If you want like just a tad extra
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 6: of something.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 9: You could probably say make it it.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could probably just tell it what you want.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 19: A triple that's great. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 19: know if I would try. I like making my own drinks,
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 19: but I would love to put that thing to this.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 7: I just went to one of those robot coffee like kyos,
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 7: and dude, it made the coffee to perfect proportions. It
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 7: was delicious.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 11: You know it.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: You know it sucked. I was on Royal Caribbean and
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: for a while the ships had the robot bartender thing.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah it sucks, but they were early adopters on that.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 7: I'll give them a pass because they've had that for
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 7: over like ten years before, like it's been perfected.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: And then they took them out. Yeah, off the shape.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 7: They had that too long, playing in Hollywood on the
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 7: Vegas Strip as well.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it just takes forever.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 7: But these new robots, the coffee machine I had, Yeah,
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 7: but to the robots do.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 6: The robots talk to you though, because I always feel
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 6: like it made to me.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: It's like my therapist.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, they blink at you tell me more.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought of you immediately, Greg, because you were
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: talking aboutw You don't know how to make a lot
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: of terrible I it's like unless it's beer or wine
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: to make anyway, just drinking directly from the bottle.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, I mean, you can't
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 19: go wrong, just like something neat right true.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 9: Oh Menace gave me this coconut whiskey. It is so
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 9: good that I describe it as too good.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: Us about that?
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 2: DJ Tim Martinez is here. He gets to choose as
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: the senior vice president and the managing partner of club
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 2: Turn up what song we go up in the club with?
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: Here on this throwback Thursday. Back in the day, he
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: was a club DJ, so he knows what he's talking about,
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: you guys. He is well qualified. He is credentialed and cool.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 2: Dj C It's true, all right, what are we going
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: with this week?
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 11: Tim?
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 6: We are going nineteen ninety three Show Me Love.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: Robin here Me Go. Not to be confused with the
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: pop singer Robin r O b y N who had
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: a couple of hits later and then who's that R
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: O B I N S. Robin S show me love
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 2: up in the clurb? It's they shown Robin showing ev
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 2: in the clerb. Everybody Throwback Thursday. DJ Tim Martine Night.
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  Speaker 19: Now, if there's not a song that doesn't scream club, right,
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 19: I mean it's that one for sure.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: Classic classic Tim always great to see you you guys,
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: I will catch you next week. Buila wouldn't approve the
• 2:01:25
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• 2:01:30
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  Speaker 2: As quickly as we can. Du IQ Friday Fail Stories,
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• 2:02:52
  Speaker 2: Greg Gory parting words wisdom Please.
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah without fail. Childhood punishments will morph into adult goals.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eat all of your mac and cheese. You're not
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: getting up until you eat all that mac and cheese.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: Go take a nap. Yeah you're going to bed early.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, don't go out this weekend.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 2: suck it. Catch you back here on Friday. Have a
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.