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Quicksilver by Callie Hart - The MMC's Name is KINGFISHER Guys... · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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  Emily. In this episode we're reading
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  Quicksilver by Kelly Hart. We are talking about the entire
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  book, so warning there will be spoilers.
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  I'm Carla and I love a girl with a sharp tongue and a bad
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  attitude. Kind of makes my Dick hard.
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  I'm Emily. You let a fire Sprite jerk you
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  off with a handful of famous. Why did that flow so well?
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  It was really hard because I fuck up my words like crazy and
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  I was like, don't say spirit. Before we plunge head first into
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  Trigger warnings from triggerwarningdatabase.com Low
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  key the first point. I don't even remember this
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  happening so let's just. I'll smash these out and then
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  we'll see if we want to change any.
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  Rape of the protagonist's mother and sex work mentioned.
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  Suicidal ideation, forced sterilization recounted.
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  Blood injury and gore depiction including decapitation and
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  emesis. What the fuck is that?
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  Murder and torture war themes. Extreme childhood poverty
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  recounted. Bro it's adult poverty too babe.
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  What is going on? Is there anything else?
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  No, you don't remember the first one.
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  I do. Now that I now that you've had
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  time to settle. Well.
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  It was kind of like I thought it was all consensual sex work.
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  I know when she was murdered, the guy was trying to oh.
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  OK, there we go. That was what I was confused
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  about. Yeah, yeah, the one that was
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  trying to take her clothes off and stuff and she's already
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  dead. Weird.
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  Fuck. Wow, when?
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  Should. We begin.
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  Let's start at the beginning. Yeah, let's start chapter 1.
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  Let's start with our main female character.
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  Her name is Sarah Fane. She is 24 years old.
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  She's a yucky dirty human slob kebab.
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  Can we start with the fact that she is not 19 and it's.
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  She's not in the teens. She's not a 17/18/19 year old
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  woman. Thank God we're out of the
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  woods, people. She's not a not far.
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  She's not illiterate. Little points.
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  For all bare minimum. Get it, Kelly?
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  I love how we like clapping for basics.
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  Honestly, the standard fantasy these days is small adolescent.
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  Dormity. Her wrists are snapping.
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  Unfed. Well, she's unfair in this
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  somehow. Illiterate, unfair with fighting
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  the skills itself, and a warrior.
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  Pale, Pale. You know what though?
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  Give me a dainty girl with A10, you know?
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  What though, when they giveth, they also taketh away because
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  within the 1st 5 seconds she explained to her mum's 10.
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  And I. Was like.
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  Not the dead parents immediately, particularly the
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  mum. Always the mum.
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  It's always she. But you know what?
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  The mum was a working class. She wasn't an asshole, OK?
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  And you for one. But she was dead.
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  But she was dead. But she was a loving mother.
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  We're not gonna actually write a mother character though.
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  That's a lot of work. When you're a mum, you're just a
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  mum, and then you die. Immediately.
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  Thanks. No, literally that's the case in
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  every one of these books we read because no one wants to hear
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  about your mum. Bye, fuck your mum.
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  We want to hear about the sexy teenager.
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  That is the barely. Legal.
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  I love that I was laughing. Yeah, because that was within
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  the first like 5 seconds. I swear to God it was the second
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  sentence. You know what, I do appreciate
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  she info dumped on us hard, but it was over very quickly.
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  Yeah. She was like, she gave us all
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  the information we needed and then it was, yeah, moved on.
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  You know what the first few chapters?
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  Immaculate Immaculate Immaculate.
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  It had the right amount of info, not boring shit.
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  We didn't need to know it was already action.
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  We love it. Also like they set up the scene,
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  I find with a lot of fantasy they set up the scene but it
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  will take like 10 pages of like details about the fucking gold
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  trimming on the drapes and I do not care at that point.
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  Tell me they're rich, tell me they're rich, and I'll work it
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  out for myself, yes. And straight away it was just
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  giving Hunger Games. Big circle, Big clock district.
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  Three. Yeah, Do you know what I mean?
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  But I wasn't mad about it. I was like, cool, whatever,
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  cool. But also.
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  Anytime you read a book that's kind of copy and paste, mm hmm,
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  it copy and paste too hard, whereas this not at all.
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  They're like District 3 and that was it.
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  That's all we need to know. Gully Pop Yeah, I love that.
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  I was here for it the first two chapters and then we're
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  introduced by Carrion early on and they had the banter and I
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  was like, yes. Give me dialogue, bitch.
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  Give. It to me at the start.
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  Do you know what I mean? Sometimes they wait, and then
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  there's two sentences of dialogue in the entire book.
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  Yeah. So this was already serving.
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  I was like, yes, tell me about your stupid brother.
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  Tell me how you fucked. Yes.
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  Tell me how you're horny for this room.
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  Now, like it was, it had already happened.
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  Yes. So it was great.
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  I loved it. No notes.
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  For the first three, no. Notes No Notes She left no
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  crumbs. She left no crumbs.
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  Essentially she stole shit. Crumbs.
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  Crumbs. She left no crumbs.
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  Oh, so good. Essentially, she stole a
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  gauntlet from a. God, what even is a gauntlet?
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  It's the hand, yeah, OK. The metal hand.
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  I just want. To imagine it's the groin piece
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  with like a moulded out nut sack like King.
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  Henry time whenever when they had the full.
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  Dick. The Dick.
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  Cast. Yes.
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  I don't know why I just didn't even care.
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  Like I just you know how you just insert whatever you want.
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  I was like gauntlet, gauntlet. Fuck it was giving parapet to
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  me. I was like, whatever.
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  I was like Gauntlet. You're like why is she running
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  with this Dick piece? No, that's what I wanted.
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  I wanted a Dick piece so good so she stole it.
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  It was difficult. It was difficult.
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  She is from the third so they're diseased.
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  So he thought he was going to die.
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  So she ran away, climbed a wall. Get a girl, get a girl.
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  Her brother up to no good, drunk outside, tried to stab someone,
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  and that's when we get carrion. And so Carrion's like, girl,
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  tell me you didn't take this Dick piece.
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  I'm sorry, I'm not really channelling the Carrion vibes
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  very well, because if that was Carrion piece, Dick as fuck.
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  Carol, where's this Dick piece Carrion?
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  Probably be more than lions like you could have taken mine.
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  Literally, yeah, but this is the first time she's actually seen
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  Carrion give a fuck and he's like, bitch, you've been well
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  have brought that shit to district.
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  Three he's I've been trying keeping everyone safe for years,
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  bitch. You've been trying to get into
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  everyone's perceived for this old time.
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  Anyway, she's kind of like, oh, like reality check if Carrion
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  cares, it must be important. Yeah.
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  Because he's the town. Fuck boy, he.
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  Is the town fuck? Boy, so he never gives a fuck
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  about anything. Nope, he's rich.
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  He's in the dirtiest pup ever for whatever reason.
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  I love Carrion, he he's my favorite.
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  He's like the Riddick of this book.
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  Fair. Yeah, the comedic relief.
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  They're the best characters. They're the characters everyone
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  cares about more. 100%. I was really shipping.
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  I was like. I would be pissed.
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  I was just straight up shipping them.
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  I was like, whatever. 100%. I'm like done, done deal.
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  They never get with the Funny 1 though, so.
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  Sad. So sad, but anyway, she her plan
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  was to meltdown this dig piece so that she.
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  Could have. Some gold so that she could
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  essentially. Escape and move her baby brother
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  to another world. But what?
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  About Elroy. You're just gonna fucking leave
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  Elroy Elroy's. In his prime glassmaking era.
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  They live in a Do you think he's like retired?
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  He won't care. No, he's not retired.
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  Oh, he's making mirrors all over the place.
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  He's making windows. No one can afford a good window,
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  though. She.
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  Could like send him money back? Yeah, true.
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  But you think Elroy's living his best life, so it doesn't matter.
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  I don't think he's living his best life, I just don't think he
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  gives a fuck anymore. And then she goes out to meet
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  with Hayden because he's got the Dick piece, yes, you know, And
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  then he's already gone. She's like, he's a fuck.
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  He's gonna gamble. The Dick piece.
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  Not only that, he's wearing the Dick piece 0.
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  No, he just put it straight on. Didn't even wash it.
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  So she's like, oh fuck, I had to transport this shit out of here
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  because fucking all my carrion told me how that is not a good
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  thing. Carrion's gonna open a portal or
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  some shit. She's like, Carrion's pissed,
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  Ellory's pissed, everyone's pissed.
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  I just want money. She's second guessing her
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  choices. She's not having a great time.
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  She's not. Anyway.
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  Tatches up with Hayden. Fucking idiot.
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  And of course, he's already been tracked down.
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  I love the guy. This boy is like 2021, right?
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  And she, they treat him like he's five years old.
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  Yeah, I'm like, just treat him like an adult.
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  He'll work it out. It's what he.
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  Deserves, though it's. What he deserves.
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  So she runs into him and goes like oh fuck.
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  So she tries to sacrifice herself and like, take me
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  instead. I'm the one who stole it.
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  And he's like, no, you didn't mind it.
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  And then? They're like EW.
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  Shut up. The Guardians are like, can you
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  guys stop the? Sibling insanity for five
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  seconds. The guards are like, can you
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  just take that off your Dick like.
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  Literally the guards are like OK everyone slow down, take off the
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  Dick piece and we won't beat you too hard but you might die.
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  The poor guard that's missing the Dick piece is probably like,
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  you don't even shower bitch. There's Dick cheese all in it.
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  Rough. Of course, this random girl
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  who's emaciated and dehydrated, he takes out all three guards.
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  Oh, duh. She's never eaten.
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  She hasn't drank water in years. She's cold.
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  With it, she literally. Just fucking murders these
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  mofos. She murders them Tug.
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  Life, but she doesn't give. A fuck.
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  Not only that, these these guards have been trained
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  forever. Highly trained.
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  Yep, she's murders the first two and then she was only doing that
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  at half assed. She was doing that at like 50%.
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  The biggest baddest one comes at her and she's he's like oh fuck
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  she actually is not working as hard as I thought she was.
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  Then she kicked it into that at least 80%.
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  Yeah. Now he didn't quite die, did he?
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  She like maimed him. No, he.
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  Died. Because later they say you
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  killed 2 and maimed 1. Oh, maybe.
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  I thought she cut his neck. She stabbed him in the thigh, I
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  think, oh, that's right. And he was bleeding out so.
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  You mustn't have died, died. What a shame.
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  But anyway, so now. She's like fuck.
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  And then like Hayden? Can escape.
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  Hayden can escape. She said some brutal things to
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  him. Yeah.
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  To get him to run off. It was giving please, I say
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  worse to my siblings all the time.
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  It was. It was giving Balance 1 and
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  Charlie like you, you've cracked me at the third.
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  So anyway, Hayden runs off, pissing, crying, sliding door
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  he's. Shitting.
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  It's like he sticks out still he's.
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  Diarrhearing and then she gets taken in because obviously like,
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  oh. She's soul shit.
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  She's in Tribule. I don't know why you.
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  Wouldn't believe the God that some small girl took your
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  gauntlet. They're like, I wouldn't believe
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  it. So she gets taken to the Queen,
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  obviously, and the Queen was giving Tinkerbell when I was
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  into. It.
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  She was giving cunt. She was giving.
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  Tinkerbell cunt. She was described as like small
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  and dainty and I'm just like, she scares me.
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  She was a scary girl. She's like, I'm so sorry, but
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  you're a dirty pack rat. Yeah, she's like a rat, deserve
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  to die. She's.
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  Your disease. Well then, just why are you even
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  talking? To her, then.
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  You'd think that they would have put her through a flea dip first
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  maybe, but she's beautiful. Yes.
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  She's serving face and body, Yes.
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  Like, what are you gonna do? I'd be like my leash.
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  My leash. Wait.
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  Why not just I'd be kissing the ground.
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  I'd be like, babe, just kill me. It'd.
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  Be an honour to die. She'd be like.
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  Oh. Someone.
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  Think about it forever, this peasant trying to kiss my feet
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  with her dirty. Mouth.
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  Oh, the buff is. Crawling out of her fucking
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  teeth. I would be dead like in 10
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  seconds just for being a fan. You're like crawling on the
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  ground just. For being a fan.
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  She's gonna make it more. Convincing that you're fucking
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  parasitic and actually, like, crawl with your head upwards,
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  like you're back to the ground, crawling, spinning, twerking
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  even. Yeah, she's.
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  Like she's like, I don't want to kill her.
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  Make her my my lead maid lady. My.
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  Lady, my number one lady in waiting because I need a hype
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  beast. That's just foaming out the
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  mouth and she's like, you know what?
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  That's my number one girl, actually.
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  I know a real fan when I see one.
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  She's awaited her whole life for.
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  This. But anyway, that's not the case
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  because old mate Harron is there.
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  He's like, I don't know, the Queens got.
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  Some weird character 'cause I did not understand that man at
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  all. Were you feeling bad or were you
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  just playing with me? Honestly, it's the scene with
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  Harron went for two years. And I was like, first of all.
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  I don't even know your back story, babe.
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  Like Karen, like I don't know his back story.
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  Who's like? Karen.
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  And why am I supposed to give a fuck but there anyway?
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  This goes forever. Because the Queen's like, I
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  wanna hear this bitch sing. I wanna hear her.
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  I wanna hear. Him.
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  Yeah, she is. Like I wanna hear Mariah Carey
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  adult the shit out of. This.
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  I've turned a corner and I can't come back.
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  We haven't already. Lost it in.
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  Years. Yeah, she's like, where's
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  Rihanna's album? Like she's like, I need to hear
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  something. And then heron's like, all
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  right, let's do this. I don't know where they went.
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  I don't know if it was a metre away or 50.
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  Minutes. They didn't leave the room.
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  So what was the Queen doing that whole time she left, but then
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  how's she going to hear the screaming?
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  She wanted to hear it in the tower.
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  She's fucking. Outside.
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  Anyway. I'm going to dip.
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  I just got something else to do. She's just chain vaping outside.
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  She's. Like I'm actually just gonna go
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  stand out in the window so I don't fuck this room up with
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  your vaping. The situation with her like
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  Heron torturing such killing her.
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  Yeah me as the reader was like is this bitch gonna actually
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  die? Because did I skip ahead to the
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  end? I was really confused because he
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  was like, he felt bad. He's like, it's gonna be over
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  quick in a way that a psycho can.
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  But then he was like fuck this bitch.
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  I. Know pick a lane.
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  Pick what you wanna do. What's going on, Haron babes?
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  How long have you been alive, Haron?
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  I'm like, are you insane or are you not?
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  Jeez, now. He's like, I don't want to ask.
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  I'm the one making the demands. Bitch, he's.
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  Like I've no one torturing. Could you imagine?
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  Getting tortured and you're like held up.
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  I've seen some empathy. Where'd it go?
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  Your questions are kind of like, are you old enough to be doing
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  this? Are you experienced enough to be
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  torturing? Even a man.
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  You're a child. Oh, so what's her name again?
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  Sarah. Sarah looking so Sarah so from
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  the past. Sarah's Loki.
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  Knew that she was a bit of a. Matilda yeah yeah like shit was
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  flying around on occasion yeah yeah yeah and then so whatever
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  so in that moment, though, she really decided to have the will
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  to live because she wanted to see make sure her brother
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  survives and watch she. Just wanted him to die.
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  Heron had threatened the burning and torturing of her brother and
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  she was like, absolutely not, but you?
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  And essentially the whole town. Yeah.
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  The whole her whole district. Her whole district so.
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  She really dug deep while that sword was literally in her guts
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  and she was like you know what today bitch, no, not today.
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  And then I don't know what the fuck can happen then.
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  I The dagger melted and like covered his body essentially and
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  he was going insane. So this, this would have been
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  good for the Queen to witness. Yes.
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  No one else was in there. No, because the Queen's dumb as
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  fuck. Little bit too cold, yeah?
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  OK, you're going to leave this emaciated, dehydrated girl that
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  took out three of your guards with one of your guards in a
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  room with no other guards. Exactly stupid.
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  And she was the one questioning her.
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  She was like, you've been sent to kill me, haven't you?
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  And she's like, yeah. So if you think she's this
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  weapon from the other side, why are you leaving the fucking
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  room? Exactly and she was like I just
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  made her go in there to check if the key was filling.
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  You can check out anytime bitch. You live there, take a stroll,
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  pass every morning. So she doesn't die and then I, I
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  don't know what happened next. It was kind of like a feed to
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  Black. Kingfisher comes out of right
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  that's a Quicksilver pool and then kills Heron and then is
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  like bitch you better stay alive and then they just.
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  But she thought it was death. She's like, OK deaths here.
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  Yeah, but it's. Kind of hot.
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  She's horny all the time already and she's like, death's here but
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  he's fucking attractive and she's like, what a way to go.
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  She's talking about it. Broad shoulders.
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  His eyes were iridescent. She was fucking literally
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  grinding on the ground for this man already.
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  I feel like if you're going to die anyway.
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  I might as well die by May. As well be horny.
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  May as well be horny and it may as well be a hot man.
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  Exactly. It's the least.
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  That the universe could do. Exactly.
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  After all the horrendous stuff going on, 6.
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  Seven, do what you like. You must be this high.
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  Do not need consent. And hot If you're 6-7 and weird,
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  No thank you. She OK, so she literally like
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  wakes up. She does a Harry Potter.
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  She wakes up after the fact in the hospital wing, right?
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  Yeah. Just like, yeah.
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  Very Harry Potter. Yeah.
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  And then she's kind of like, who's this lady talking to me?
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  And then this lady's like, oh, he, he, he just, you know,
• 19:43
  chatting about. She's like a nurse.
• 19:46
  And then she gives her this glass of water and she and Sarah
• 19:48
  says like for. Free bitch.
• 19:50
  She's like not even toes out, not even toes, not even toes.
• 19:55
  Not even a sneaky. Not even a sneaky And then she
• 19:57
  gobbles it down. She's like, it's all good girl,
• 19:59
  I'll get you. She's.
• 20:00
  Like I'll get you more, babe. I know you're dehydrated because
• 20:03
  I've been fucking moisturizing your crusty cracked lips all
• 20:06
  week. Would you be scared of ever
• 20:11
  laying at this part, which is the chick?
• 20:13
  I feel like she's giving me water.
• 20:14
  I don't give a fuck. I probably wouldn't care at that
• 20:16
  point. Yeah, I thought I was going to
• 20:18
  die anyway. Yeah, I'd probably have anxiety.
• 20:21
  I'd be like why you? Why am I here?
• 20:24
  But the way from this chapter to the next, I would be so pissed
• 20:28
  if I was saved by a random man only to get trapped in a random
• 20:33
  place forever. I would kill them all.
• 20:36
  I love how Evelyn is just like, yeah, where Faye and magic
• 20:41
  exists and like it's just a just a very fast introduction to the
• 20:46
  entire universe. Get over it, grow up.
• 20:50
  I know she's. Like we don't need to talk about
• 20:52
  it stupid. Human, she.
• 20:54
  When she's like, you didn't mention a wall and she's like, I
• 20:56
  didn't. I'm like.
• 20:59
  But you know what's hilarious? Because Sarah says like I saw
• 21:02
  that essentially 7 foot man, but I'm still not willing to believe
• 21:07
  Faye exist. Yes.
• 21:09
  She probably thought she was hallucinating.
• 21:12
  But put it together, girlie Pop. You yourself has have done
• 21:15
  magical things and then she's acting brand new.
• 21:17
  She's like, come. On No, the humans are the only
• 21:21
  people ever. So maybe she thinks she's dead
• 21:24
  and she's just like. Yeah, true.
• 21:27
  OK, can I just be mad about the next bit considering I've been
• 21:31
  happy this entire time? Yeah, I'm living my best life.
• 21:34
  I'm gobbling it up. Your 4.
• 21:36
  Chapters in at this point exactly.
• 21:38
  And which is a stretch for me, enjoying of any book that long.
• 21:42
  And anyway, how long did the makeover thing have to go?
• 21:46
  I know it didn't go long, but it was so pick me.
• 21:49
  And I was just like, oh, it was daddy, filthy human.
• 21:53
  And then she's like, I'm not like other girls.
• 21:55
  I don't want to wear dresses. And I was like, oh.
• 21:58
  I just skimmed over the oh, pick me.
• 22:01
  You're lucky. Yeah, I know she scrubbed
• 22:03
  herself in the bath, but to be fair, she's never wore a dress
• 22:06
  in her entire life, so to get strapped up into a corset, I
• 22:09
  wouldn't want it either. And.
• 22:10
  The worst thing is, it's for Evelyn's daddy.
• 22:13
  Exactly, and I'd be like. Bitch.
• 22:15
  Why do I have to get dressed? For unless your dad's hot, do
• 22:17
  not strap me up into a corset. Do not even bother.
• 22:22
  And she's pretty much just dolling her up like a little
• 22:24
  doll. She is so, but then there's a
• 22:26
  bit further on where she's like, why do I have to wear a dress?
• 22:30
  All the other women here are wearing pants and shirts and
• 22:34
  she's like, well, you're better than that.
• 22:37
  No, she's not a bitch. Because half the time they're
• 22:39
  all saying she is scum. Yes.
• 22:42
  So out the gate I feel like the obvious romanticy tropes were
• 22:47
  the powerless weak human dirty girl.
• 22:50
  Which, duh, the dead mum. Of the dead mum.
• 22:54
  And how she's supposed to be clueless and people weren't.
• 22:57
  But she wasn't that. Clueless the patience to explain
• 23:00
  things properly though they still act like she's a bit dumb.
• 23:02
  Yeah, they're like you. We in fact have all the time in
• 23:04
  the world. But you don't.
• 23:06
  They kept having conversations without including her in it, and
• 23:09
  then they were talking about his necklace and blah, blah, blah,
• 23:12
  blah, blah and blah, blah. Yeah.
• 23:14
  And she's just sitting there like, I'm not used to being left
• 23:16
  out of conversations. Yes.
• 23:18
  Like, we didn't care. We're literally using you as a
• 23:20
  tool. Exactly.
• 23:22
  OK, Tell me why that she's woken up from a coma.
• 23:26
  She's immediately strapped into a dress and they're like, off to
• 23:29
  see the king. You couldn't give her a day, you
• 23:33
  couldn't summarise any. Like you're telling me you did
• 23:35
  her whole fucking hair and you couldn't be like, we're actually
• 23:38
  going to go see the king? He's a bit of a cunt.
• 23:40
  Yeah, I guess you can't say that about her and Dark.
• 23:42
  I would fact. Honestly, this scene with the
• 23:47
  king was a total snooze fest. I did not.
• 23:49
  Care. Nah.
• 23:49
  I. Was like EW.
• 23:50
  What a weird fuck. And I don't even care.
• 23:52
  Like I don't even remember how he was described.
• 23:54
  He didn't come off interesting. He.
• 23:57
  He was described sickly, looking gaunt.
• 24:00
  No wonder why his skin was pale and thin as parchment.
• 24:04
  I'll. A network of blue veins snaked
• 24:05
  out across his cheek like lashes of fork lightning.
• 24:08
  I'll I want him tell my EW. I wouldn't say that was my
• 24:12
  father. Get an extreme.
• 24:16
  A bit like the genetics are genetic king.
• 24:18
  Honestly, he sounds like a White Walker.
• 24:20
  I feel like they didn't. Surely there's something wrong
• 24:23
  with the king if he is that. Ugly.
• 24:25
  Decrepit. Yes, he's old.
• 24:28
  I know but I know it all comes out as the end but also it
• 24:31
  should be like why is he that weird looking?
• 24:37
  You can't just ask why people are weird looking.
• 24:39
  I know, could you imagine like looking at him and being like,
• 24:41
  is that actually your dad? Because I don't see the.
• 24:44
  Resemblance. Yes.
• 24:46
  Evelyn's hot. She has to be.
• 24:48
  She's like a Barbie doll. She's high born even anyway.
• 24:53
  Saris realizes who she thought was death is actually a guy that
• 24:58
  they called called Kingfisher. Yeah, but his real name's not
• 25:02
  Kingfisher. Yeah, but it still took me out.
• 25:04
  Yeah, because it's a gross. Name.
• 25:07
  It is a gross name, but they say he's the Fisher King.
• 25:12
  Doesn't make it better. But then they also call him
• 25:14
  Fisher. Oh no, it's all bad.
• 25:16
  But anyway but. Anyway, it's OK, Sometimes
• 25:18
  people don't have hot names. It's fine.
• 25:20
  Yeah, I didn't even have a man. And then she kind of learned
• 25:23
  that he lent her his Pandora charm necklace and that's why,
• 25:27
  like she survived or some shit, but he kind of needs it back.
• 25:30
  And she was chatting like, OK, take it, take it, take it.
• 25:32
  Take it, he's screaming. So at this point, she just
• 25:38
  accepts that the, you know, Faye exist.
• 25:41
  They're pretty much like, oh, by the way, you're like an
• 25:43
  alchemist. So we're gonna need you to just
• 25:46
  be enslaved to us forever. Forever these magical artifacts
• 25:48
  that you knew nothing about. And also the man that's supposed
• 25:51
  to help you is currently foaming at the mouth.
• 25:53
  Of the ground is what you should have been.
• 25:59
  To the Queen in your country. He's full.
• 26:03
  Foaming at the mouth, growling, rolling around in his own spit
• 26:07
  on the floor. And they're like, he actually is
• 26:09
  going to help you. Great.
• 26:11
  You'd be like, wow. Wow, take me off this planet.
• 26:15
  I know I don't wake me the fuck up because this has to be a
• 26:19
  nightmare. But then she's like, Buddy's
• 26:22
  hot. She's like, I want to be in a
• 26:24
  coma again. She's like he in fact is got
• 26:29
  spit flying out of his mouth, but he's a hot spitter.
• 26:32
  I get that they're trying to do enemies to lovers, I never
• 26:36
  really saw it that way. It was never that way.
• 26:39
  But it's kind of like advertised as a good enemy to lovers.
• 26:43
  And I'm like, it's kind of not. It's not an enemy.
• 26:45
  Yeah, no. I wonder why so many people say
• 26:47
  it is. Kinda it is.
• 26:48
  Like I feel like it's not because he was trying to force
• 26:52
  it. Do you know what I mean?
• 26:54
  And I feel like he might have had beef with people, but not
• 26:57
  with. Her No.
• 26:59
  It's a bit. Of that but yeah, when he was a
• 27:01
  bit of an ass to where he was a hot asshole so I just.
• 27:05
  Yeah, it wasn't like he was, actually.
• 27:08
  He was like teasing her, not so much bullying her.
• 27:11
  So this part of the story was obviously giving Beauty and the
• 27:15
  Beast. Slash acutar, yeah.
• 27:17
  And there's always going to be a part where the female is
• 27:19
  captured, obviously. They always do, but you know
• 27:22
  what? It's the least copy and paste
• 27:24
  fantasy still, even though they have the same elements.
• 27:27
  It's not like a direct where you're like, oh, that's come
• 27:30
  from there. It's just kind of has the same
• 27:32
  feel. I guess in her case, at any
• 27:35
  point she could have escaped. It wasn't like she had
• 27:38
  Stockholms from the get, which a lot of times they do in books
• 27:41
  like this. Yeah.
• 27:42
  Oh my God. I love Kingfisher immediately.
• 27:44
  It's like, no, no. I love how Kingfisher is sort of
• 27:49
  explaining how many magical artifacts she's going to need to
• 27:53
  make and he's eating it up because he knows she's got a
• 27:56
  pathetic human life and he wants to have her, like, forever
• 28:00
  captured forever. Like if that doesn't say he
• 28:03
  obviously likes her out the get go, I don't know what does
• 28:06
  because he wants to keep her as his pet.
• 28:08
  For a man, for a man that despised her, he was talking an
• 28:11
  awful lot about his Dick in front of her.
• 28:14
  I know. All the time.
• 28:16
  The first meeting they had that like in the first two days, he
• 28:20
  was like, you're literally a hungry bitch on here for me.
• 28:24
  Wow. Presumptuous, but also, wouldn't
• 28:27
  it be embarrassing that all the fate can tell when you're horny?
• 28:30
  That's. Embarrassing.
• 28:31
  Oh no. It's.
• 28:32
  Giving 4th wing with the stupid Dragons knowing when their
• 28:34
  owners are corny and it's no it unsettled me.
• 28:38
  No, it's worse though, because could you imagine someone going
• 28:42
  like you? It smells like a brothel on here
• 28:44
  and it's you. It's.
• 28:48
  Just existing. All this man is doing is eating
• 28:51
  and you'll just have the hot. But it keeps happening through
• 28:54
  the whole book. She literally after they have
• 28:57
  sex for the first time, when we get there, she scrubs her skin
• 29:00
  raw and she's like, I don't smell like him.
• 29:02
  And then everyone's like you smell like him.
• 29:04
  This would be the only time I recommend feminine wash.
• 29:08
  You're just like. I don't think it matters.
• 29:11
  I don't think it matters. No, I don't think it makes a
• 29:13
  difference. But wouldn't that be gross?
• 29:15
  If everyone was like, I can smell your stank pussy, I'd be
• 29:17
  like, I'd be gagged. I'm like, shut up.
• 29:22
  I'd be like I'll just. Jump out of a Jelly.
• 29:26
  No, but the way they had kind of like a rough this is when
• 29:29
  they're the most enemies. And then like he's having a
• 29:33
  little giggle in the corner with these cheese and crackers while
• 29:37
  his sister is like you. It smells like a stinky bitch in
• 29:41
  here. That's why they call him
• 29:45
  Kingfisher. Because.
• 29:46
  He's swimming in pussy. I think kingfish is a bird.
• 29:51
  Yeah, I know. He's attuned.
• 29:54
  Oh, it's just not OK. It's not OK.
• 29:56
  I would die of embarrassment. I'd be like, just put me out of
• 29:59
  my misery. My king is my queen.
• 30:03
  It just changes over. I'm like a fake fade, switch
• 30:07
  sides. I don't give a fuck.
• 30:10
  Just kill me. At this point, they're not
• 30:13
  talking yet. They don't know.
• 30:17
  No, he'll sense my desperation. He'll sense it from afar.
• 30:20
  He'll be like, oh. Not.
• 30:22
  Only is she stinky? Alternatively, just get really
• 30:26
  horny in there. And make everyone oh Jesus
• 30:30
  Christ, the King's from Mad Horny.
• 30:32
  Just And the King's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 30:34
  I've got enough children. Yeah, I've got too many
• 30:37
  children. So I know it's an we already
• 30:40
  went over the it's not really an enemy, some lovers.
• 30:43
  But in saying if it is an enemy's lover, I don't mind
• 30:47
  that. It's more funny than it is more
• 30:50
  like, why would you do that to a person?
• 30:53
  Do you know what I mean? Because sometimes when you read
• 30:55
  them and they're like, they're trying to rape them and you're
• 30:58
  like. Wow, you're like.
• 31:01
  If anything this enemy's to lovers is more like him taking
• 31:04
  the piss out of her constantly. Yeah, which she's used to from
• 31:08
  Carrion, anyway. Yeah, so it's not that bad.
• 31:11
  No, it's not that bad. The way he just let this little
• 31:15
  fox bite her finger and he was just watching her and he was
• 31:18
  like, you know what? That's your problem now, bitch.
• 31:21
  Forever. Forever.
• 31:22
  That she wanted it. Yeah, she's.
• 31:24
  You want this rabid fox? Yeah, he told her.
• 31:27
  It's probably diseased and shit. She loves it because she's a
• 31:30
  dirty human. She's like, this is the perfect
• 31:33
  pet for me. Just a rabid fucking.
• 31:36
  That forge was some wild times ravy.
• 31:38
  'S filled. Sorry I'm.
• 31:40
  Still ravy filled. No, I'm still the forge was a
• 31:45
  wild time because not only did she get bitten by a fox in
• 31:48
  there, she was humping a man. Why?
• 31:51
  In fantasy books when they're talking about the women being
• 31:55
  aroused, they're like they talk about nectar or honeydew melons.
• 31:59
  I've had enough. I only hear about any fruit
• 32:02
  related scents coming out of their cooch.
• 32:05
  Not. A honeydew melon.
• 32:07
  I know. Like, what else would you say?
• 32:10
  I guess they're trying to make it.
• 32:12
  These are realistic expectations.
• 32:14
  What? OK, how would you go if a man,
• 32:17
  not me a man? I don't think you're a man.
• 32:20
  I'm. Telling you.
• 32:21
  So I'm like. Imagine anyone else going.
• 32:26
  I'm thinking about drinking the sweet nectar you're making for
• 32:28
  me straight from the fucking cup.
• 32:30
  Be out of there. I'd be like my.
• 32:32
  Pussy. The cop.
• 32:33
  I'll be asking questions. I'd be like, wait, what part of
• 32:36
  my pussy is the metaphor? The cop I know, but I don't want
• 32:40
  my pussy to be referred to as a cop.
• 32:44
  That's what I need someone. Said that to me, I'd be like I
• 32:48
  just need to go outside and then I would leave.
• 32:50
  I would probably vomit or run. Vomit on their left.
• 32:54
  She's like damn. She's like grinding on him and
• 32:57
  she's like pure vomit in his face.
• 32:59
  She's like, say. Less.
• 33:01
  She's like, you let me keep the infested fox.
• 33:04
  Now let me vomit on you. Let me grind on you the
• 33:10
  description of the Faye to me at this time.
• 33:13
  I wrote down a note. They're just low key vampires,
• 33:16
  which was amazing. Foreshadow.
• 33:17
  Would you prefer us to the well? Faye, technically ah.
• 33:20
  Like like a soft vampire. There's like a theory that even
• 33:23
  Twilight, they're Faye, so I feel like it just blends OK.
• 33:28
  They were giving vampire 'cause it was a lot about the blood and
• 33:30
  the. We do love a good Faye biting mm
• 33:36
  Hmm. I feel, what the heck?
• 33:39
  I feel like that was Onyx in the background.
• 33:41
  I feel like Onyx was just he was giving Pokémon.
• 33:46
  I was here for it. Imagine calling something white
• 33:51
  as snow Onyx. I know.
• 33:53
  Piece of lame. It was cute and that was it
• 33:56
  because Onyx didn't have that. Much or you need a pet.
• 34:00
  You can't be in a fantasy world without a random pet.
• 34:03
  I feel like this book had a lot of different special items and
• 34:07
  things. Yeah.
• 34:08
  And I could not keep up. Like I'm still a Dick shield.
• 34:11
  Like I'm still, I'm still there. Like I there was the fucking
• 34:14
  Pandora Trum necklace and there was a fucking ring at some point
• 34:16
  and then there was like there. Was a lot of.
• 34:18
  Different things. OK, the ring doesn't matter
• 34:20
  'cause it was a lie. It was just his family ring.
• 34:23
  There was a lot of things though.
• 34:24
  Yeah, so when she stole it he was like oh you dumb bitch, you
• 34:28
  were gonna go jump into something that would murder you
• 34:30
  with a non existent ring? Yep.
• 34:33
  Can we talk about how Fisher made Carrion have a full blown
• 34:38
  10 layer skin exfoliation? Exactly the best.
• 34:41
  I was like bam because he could smell Sarah's pussy stank from
• 34:46
  literally a couple months ago. It was hilarious.
• 34:50
  Yeah, well, to be fair, the poor man had winked into the
• 34:54
  Quicksilver to get him, and then he was trying to hunt down
• 34:56
  Hayden and instead got he was sniffing his fingers too hard,
• 35:01
  you know? Uh huh.
• 35:02
  What a flop you'd be like great, now I dragged a useless ex to
• 35:05
  this belt. Pissed would you be?
• 35:07
  Well, he was so because when they were on the horses, he's
• 35:09
  like, I don't care if the horse kicks him in the head.
• 35:12
  Oh, and straight away he just knew this guy.
• 35:16
  Well, at this point we don't know yet, but he's in love with
• 35:19
  her already. He was in love with her from the
• 35:21
  first time he looked at her. He knew already that they were.
• 35:24
  Just so annoying. I hate no I.
• 35:26
  Hate that trope. No, it's, well, it's not like
• 35:29
  Insulov exactly, because for like 100 and plus years he knew
• 35:34
  what his mate was gonna look like.
• 35:36
  Oh, from his mum. So he's had like, time to dwell
• 35:39
  over it, I suppose. Carrion's on the back of the
• 35:42
  horse. They don't give a fuck if he's
• 35:43
  being kicked in the eye. He loses his shoe.
• 35:45
  He's been dumped in a fucking random horse stable.
• 35:49
  I love it. The only reason he's alive is
• 35:52
  because she doesn't want him dead.
• 35:53
  She's like, you can't kill him. Just in case.
• 35:55
  Just in case. Plan B He made those toes curl.
• 35:59
  Yes, that's all I'm saying. Every girl needs a Plan B.
• 36:02
  Just spare his life. Just spare his life.
• 36:04
  He's. Got one use.
• 36:05
  She's already figured that out, so she's like, don't kill him.
• 36:07
  Don't kill him the sex we had. I've been thinking about it
• 36:10
  since then. Oh.
• 36:11
  Imagine if she said that straight up.
• 36:13
  I would cry if you were. If I was Kingfisher, Yeah.
• 36:18
  I'd be like, no, what do you mean?
• 36:21
  I went through this fucking hole in the ground for him.
• 36:25
  Later. So obviously we're playing out
• 36:27
  this Beauty and the Beast situation.
• 36:28
  Yes, I am so dead at Renfers being like Sarah's.
• 36:31
  You need to date him. You need to have dinner with him
• 36:35
  otherwise he's a sociopath and he'll never like you.
• 36:38
  He'll practically explode from blue balls.
• 36:41
  Like how is that? Her problem no but the way he
• 36:43
  was like we just need him to see you as a person so he treats you
• 36:47
  nicely Shut up. The lie was her caring that he
• 36:52
  cares about her, how he treats her because she was low key
• 36:56
  obsessed with how mean he was with her.
• 36:58
  Yeah, can't tell me otherwise. Why are you trying to ruin the
• 37:01
  dynamic renfus? There's a bit at the end where
• 37:03
  she's like, he's never said a nice thing to me.
• 37:05
  I was like fuck. Pisses me off.
• 37:08
  Yeah. And that's when she learns that
• 37:10
  he can just cast his voice, like, right to her.
• 37:12
  Mm Hmm. So he's whispering sweet.
• 37:14
  Nothing's in her ear like 1,000,000 kilometres away.
• 37:16
  Quaking another. Table Yeah.
• 37:18
  And then she's like, Nah, fuck this shit.
• 37:19
  And she like goes and sits next to him.
• 37:21
  Oh no. Who's so defiant?
• 37:24
  How dare you sit next to the man?
• 37:25
  Yeah, who cares? Like, at that point, what are
• 37:28
  they gonna do, Kill you? They need you.
• 37:30
  You may as well get your money's worth.
• 37:31
  I would great for Golden Sidney's life at this point.
• 37:34
  She wants to. Straddle him and eat your soup,
• 37:37
  giving eye contact. I was like, shut up, Renfers,
• 37:40
  shut up. Like, stop.
• 37:41
  There's supposedly so many bigger problems going on and
• 37:45
  you're sitting here and you're like, you're gonna have to fake
• 37:48
  date him. Just I need to do.
• 37:50
  I just need you to cop one for the team.
• 37:52
  And I have. To it's important for the pool
• 37:54
  and then it's like, that is the biggest stretch I've ever heard
• 37:57
  in my life you. Know what?
• 37:58
  That's probably the only way they could think of putting her
• 38:01
  to have. But it's just like it was
• 38:03
  happening anyway. Yeah, relax in the background
• 38:06
  she's been thinking about. Should.
• 38:08
  I like play this out, see how this all goes with this fake
• 38:12
  crew of weirdos. Or should I try and dip and go
• 38:17
  find out things about my brother?
• 38:18
  Like should I literally leave? Which I appreciate You need to.
• 38:23
  At least she had other thoughts going on.
• 38:26
  Yeah, 'cause sometimes the female main character will be
• 38:28
  like this is my life now. This is my life.
• 38:31
  I live in a room and I make artifacts.
• 38:33
  It's like. Cool, you accepted that way too
• 38:36
  easily, but she kind of had a reason to be on the outside
• 38:39
  world. She's like the fucking queen.
• 38:41
  Threatened to destroy the entire district that I lived in.
• 38:45
  But then Carrion comes and he's like, well, I actually, I
• 38:49
  actually set him up on the 5th. Hey, he could have done that
• 38:52
  months ago for both of them. He just let them squabble in the
• 38:57
  field. That's what I don't understand,
• 38:59
  Carrion. Like you?
• 39:01
  Oh. And he just didn't tell her to
• 39:04
  like what like ages into the conversation either.
• 39:08
  I'm like. You're he's a prick, obsessed.
• 39:11
  He's. A prick we love.
• 39:14
  Him. We love him though.
• 39:15
  When things started developing, the actual mention, yes, between
• 39:20
  her and Kingfisher, I knew that you would just ignore this idea
• 39:25
  of escaping. Yeah, I was like you dumb loyal.
• 39:29
  Bitch. But in saying that, she's got
• 39:31
  really nothing to go back to besides her brother and he's
• 39:34
  fine. She's going back to a place with
• 39:37
  this Suns all the time. Could you imagine that with
• 39:40
  Australian heat? All day, all night?
• 39:43
  Yeah, I wouldn't go back. You're telling me you're going
• 39:46
  to be in a Winter Palace? A rich winter cold.
• 39:50
  So yes, I would. Yeah, but they're magic, so
• 39:52
  they're comfortable temperature all the time.
• 39:55
  I don't know. I don't know if I'd want to
• 39:57
  leave the human world, he says. I'm stinky.
• 40:02
  You'd be living on a beach every day with two sons.
• 40:05
  No water to me with no water. OK.
• 40:08
  Is that where Hayden is? Yes.
• 40:10
  Well, wouldn't she wanna rescue him from that?
• 40:12
  He has a nice job now and. Can't I have a nice job in the
• 40:16
  double sun world? I don't know.
• 40:19
  Like there's gonna be someone in between.
• 40:21
  Yeah, but imagine like, the sexual tension's getting high,
• 40:24
  right? But you're in the middle of a
• 40:26
  fake camp where they can all smell how horny you are.
• 40:29
  Exactly. Yeah.
• 40:31
  And also sometimes you can't help it.
• 40:32
  What if you're ovulating and you're not actually, like,
• 40:35
  thinking that you're horny, but your body's just emanating, like
• 40:38
  all these terrible. Yes, just pumping them out.
• 40:40
  Pump the mouths out and everyone's walking past you
• 40:43
  like, like, what do you do? But even like, I think she makes
• 40:47
  out with him and then Renfi's like, go sit by a fire.
• 40:52
  You can't tell me that's not cooking the smell more.
• 40:54
  Is that like go air out that puss or like what it?
• 40:57
  He was like, if you go, he's like, if you go, he's like, I
• 41:00
  can smell him on you, so are you OK?
• 41:02
  And she's like, yeah, I'm fine. And that's right.
• 41:05
  Yeah. But he's like, go sit by the
• 41:07
  fire or help, like get rid of the smell, does it?
• 41:10
  Or are you lying? Cover it up with smoke.
• 41:12
  I no, I think he was lying. I think he was just trying to
• 41:15
  make her feel better because everyone could smell everything.
• 41:20
  But also imagine you have this big make out accession.
• 41:24
  So they're making out the first time and it's literally while
• 41:27
  you're eating beef Stew. So you're just having this weird
• 41:30
  beef Stew make out. Hearty, hearty, hearty beef
• 41:33
  Stew. Maybe it'll cover up the hormone
• 41:36
  smell. Nah the beef.
• 41:38
  Nah the celery. That's foul.
• 41:42
  She didn't have good food for a long time, so maybe she doesn't.
• 41:45
  Care. No, I don't think she's.
• 41:47
  Like eating the flavour and I pay for it.
• 41:49
  She's like, I want the flavour. Give me the salt, give me the
• 41:53
  pepper, give me the spice. She doesn't care.
• 41:55
  She's like, give me anything. We drank water that had a grate
• 41:59
  on it. The chunk.
• 42:02
  Really. Yeah, the chunks, it caught the
• 42:04
  solids. It caught the solids.
• 42:07
  But she would steal the good water somehow.
• 42:09
  And of course, the sexual tension is just building at this
• 42:12
  point. I'm kind of like, for what
• 42:14
  reason? In a way?
• 42:16
  I know afterwards their blah blah, their faded man's black.
• 42:19
  But I mean like in the moment. Why?
• 42:23
  To be fair, if some man was talking to me like that, and I
• 42:25
  probably would too. So you think she's just like
• 42:28
  fuck it? Yeah, be for real if some really
• 42:31
  hot man. 6-7 covered in tattoos. Not Carla's type, Carla's type
• 42:39
  6/7. That's scary.
• 42:45
  That's scary. Just a little Goyle.
• 42:46
  Just a little Goyle that wants to protect me.
• 42:48
  He's. Like.
• 42:49
  Five times taller than me. That wants to protect me.
• 42:52
  Lives in a nice castle, keeps giving me really nice food.
• 42:56
  Keeps saying I smell. No he doesn't.
• 42:58
  Everyone else does. Keeps implying he wants to fuck
• 43:03
  me I don't give in to. Yeah, maybe.
• 43:06
  I mean, she's 24, you know, she's they're.
• 43:08
  Printing her money out 20. 4 just found out her brother's
• 43:11
  safe. Yes.
• 43:12
  So she's kind of like, all right, time to ride the Duke.
• 43:14
  It's like now I know that everyone's alive.
• 43:18
  Everyone's good. I can be calm now.
• 43:19
  Now. I can think about.
• 43:21
  Less stress. Now my priorities can go to
• 43:26
  duck. Yeah.
• 43:29
  She's stressed. She's.
• 43:31
  Working hard trying to work out this Quicksilver.
• 43:33
  She can ride some Dick. OK, all right, I see that.
• 43:36
  I see that. That's like letting off the
• 43:37
  steam. She's like, well, maybe if I
• 43:40
  ride that dua, I wouldn't be enslaved for a billion trillion
• 43:45
  years. You know, well, if I'm going to
• 43:47
  be here, I might as well make it fun.
• 43:49
  Well, he's technically the king, right?
• 43:51
  Ish. He's the King's son.
• 43:54
  No, he's not the King's son. No.
• 43:55
  What? I thought that's.
• 43:57
  No, no, he's a King's stepson. No, that's why the king hates
• 44:00
  him. But the king hates.
• 44:04
  But he's sort of in life somehow.
• 44:08
  He's in line. Look, if anyone can reduce my
• 44:10
  prison sentence, it's probably him.
• 44:12
  Yeah. So I mean, there are worse Dicks
• 44:14
  that I could ride. Yeah, sorry.
• 44:16
  He is, in fact, the only one that could send you home.
• 44:19
  Exactly. Yeah.
• 44:20
  So she's. Doing the right thing.
• 44:21
  So if she really wanted to go home, you would in fact ride the
• 44:24
  Dick to go home, I think. Probably ride the Dick all the
• 44:27
  way home. Yep.
• 44:32
  OK, so they finally have proper sex.
• 44:34
  Mm hmm, Earth breaking. They have to bang.
• 44:37
  They have to bang. It's not a matter of if they
• 44:41
  should do it now, it's just a matter of when.
• 44:43
  Yeah, I wasn't even mad about it.
• 44:45
  It was. It happened at the right time of
• 44:46
  the book. I did because this was already a
• 44:48
  fair bit in it. Wasn't like the last 200 pages
• 44:51
  or something. Yeah.
• 44:53
  I mean, did we miss anything between?
• 44:54
  Them no, I feel. Like, there's a lot of plot.
• 44:58
  That's a lot of plot and I got a bit lost sometimes, yeah.
• 45:02
  Because I was. Listening to it on double speed.
• 45:04
  Yeah, if you weren't listening to it on double speed, you
• 45:07
  probably wouldn't have got lost. If I was reading it for leisure
• 45:10
  and was like picking it up, putting it down over multiple
• 45:13
  weeks, I would probably care about.
• 45:15
  I don't even read like that. I read at full speed.
• 45:17
  Yeah, full. Speed.
• 45:18
  Get it? Ahead me get it.
• 45:20
  In me get. Into my brain.
• 45:21
  I will just while I'm thinking about it, I want it all in
• 45:24
  there. And then after it's done, it
• 45:25
  just dissipates into, I think, yeah.
• 45:28
  Sometimes I'll look at our previous episodes and be like,
• 45:31
  huh? Like why I remember reading.
• 45:34
  Literally, I don't know. Some people describe a book to
• 45:38
  me and I'm like, you need to go deeper, like.
• 45:41
  Yeah, I need. Help, I need help.
• 45:42
  I definitely read it anyway. They'd be fucking.
• 45:45
  She's having a great time. She's having the best time.
• 45:49
  I was actually a bit disturbed with how big they described his
• 45:51
  Dick. Like, I don't, I'm not asking
• 45:53
  you to be slipping off. Yeah, but.
• 45:56
  The girl didn't. Care.
• 45:57
  I know I was like help. Me lifting up a Yeti.
• 46:01
  I was like girl. You know she's probably only on
• 46:05
  the tip, but he's slamming. Thrashing on the tip.
• 46:08
  She, I suppose she's thrashing, but he's slamming it into it.
• 46:12
  He did it in one motion. Yeah, he didn't.
• 46:15
  Give her a chance to adjust. No, no, he was waiting for
• 46:19
  nobody. That's scary.
• 46:22
  He's like I. Well, she's not a.
• 46:24
  Virgin. So we didn't get the weird
• 46:26
  virgin trope either. That's good.
• 46:28
  He's like I heard you whisper somewhere that Karen was
• 46:30
  actually a good fuck and she was like, I'm making it not that
• 46:34
  way. I don't understand why she got
• 46:36
  the bird tattoo. OK so imagine waking up the next
• 46:41
  day after this fuck and he essentially dipped and then
• 46:44
  dipped out right? Yes he was like see ya catch you
• 46:47
  next time bitch. He like ran away physically
• 46:50
  after they had sex. They left in the.
• 46:52
  Fucking house him and went back to the camp.
• 46:55
  It was amazing. And not only did he fucking run
• 46:58
  off into the sunset after they banged, she wakes up, she has a
• 47:02
  bird teddy tat. Yeah, A.
• 47:04
  Bird. Tat on her titty.
• 47:06
  That's huge. Apparently you can't hire it.
• 47:08
  It's. Big.
• 47:09
  And then not only that, she sees him the next day and she tries
• 47:13
  chasing after him and he's just like, fuck song.
• 47:15
  And then he's like, cover it up if you want.
• 47:17
  Then I'm like, not him acting like a total toddler.
• 47:22
  That's embarrassing. I got the ick.
• 47:23
  I was like, oh, the next day I'd be like, I didn't fuck him.
• 47:29
  I mean, you're a grown man. Think.
• 47:30
  If you don't want to fuck, think about it.
• 47:34
  Tell him. I'm like you were, you were
• 47:36
  doing all the work, my guy. You just got.
• 47:40
  Scolded by Emily. It was, you bitch.
• 47:42
  It wasn't. Her.
• 47:44
  And he didn't tell her beforehand, which is like even
• 47:47
  and. Not only that, she everyone
• 47:48
  could smell her, so not even is she not escaping the horny
• 47:52
  smell, she now smells like this man.
• 47:55
  Yep. So they're gonna be a little
• 47:56
  body. She.
• 47:57
  Can't deny it. No, you couldn't have any
• 47:59
  secrets if you were a fae. No.
• 48:01
  If you wanted to fuck anyone, they would know.
• 48:04
  At what point did he start calling her OSHA?
• 48:06
  Day one. Oh, because OK, I mustn't have
• 48:10
  really realised that earlier. He only ever calls her that
• 48:13
  until they have their mini war on the camp and that's when he
• 48:18
  uses her name for the first time. 1st and the only time I'm
• 48:21
  pretty. Sure too.
• 48:22
  And I hated it because because I was zooming so fast in the
• 48:25
  audiobook, I thought he was lusting after another girl.
• 48:28
  And I was like. Oh shit, just got interesting.
• 48:30
  It's a butterfly. OSHA.
• 48:32
  It's got a full long name. Oceania.
• 48:36
  Something like that. Girl, you're as big as Australia
• 48:39
  and New Zealand combined. You'd be like what?
• 48:43
  So not only am I stinky, I'm huge.
• 48:48
  I don't know. OSHA was giving little sister
• 48:50
  nickname and I wasn't here for. It it was, it meant most sacred.
• 48:55
  Me to the Queen, OSHA. Yes, OSHA.
• 49:02
  Yes. I don't.
• 49:03
  Care. I'll always be a fan.
• 49:05
  I don't care. Girl's girl.
• 49:09
  At this point we're learning more and more and more about the
• 49:11
  back story, so the Faye law and all the enemies, and then we're
• 49:16
  learning about the vampires and blah blah blah long term beef.
• 49:19
  And then Saris is getting full invested because she's slowly
• 49:23
  catching the feels for Kingfisher.
• 49:24
  Yes, she's also like fuck everyone's here fucked if he
• 49:28
  dies I'm. Fucked.
• 49:29
  She's like, I don't give a fuck about my hometown.
• 49:31
  Yes, Kingfisher starts appearing to people, you know, like the
• 49:36
  townspeople and shit. Yeah, Like the normal faith.
• 49:38
  Yeah. And he's like the Justin Bieber
• 49:40
  of faith. Like, everyone's coming up to
• 49:42
  him. Everyone's like.
• 49:43
  You help, my great Graham. Pappy in the war, it's like, OK.
• 49:46
  He's an old bitch, he's. An old bitch.
• 49:48
  And then he's trying to stay humble because he technically
• 49:51
  fucked off and loved to be stranded for over a century.
• 49:54
  And he's like, OK, everyone like just.
• 49:55
  Chill down like I'm guilty. I actually killed a whole fuck
• 49:58
  ton of people. But everyone's blowing the smoke
• 50:01
  up his entire asshole, Yes, which is kind of fun.
• 50:04
  And she's like, hold up, he's she's not actually a bad person.
• 50:08
  And she's kind of like, hold up, all these little teeny boppers
• 50:11
  want to bang him. I want to bang him.
• 50:14
  Spiraling, spiraling. Yeah, she's like out of control.
• 50:16
  She's like, oh, that would. Go.
• 50:18
  That would go straight to my ego.
• 50:20
  Could you? OK.
• 50:21
  Oh. Right.
• 50:22
  Straight to my ego. Yep, I feel like.
• 50:26
  Me. You picked me.
• 50:28
  I would pick me for it. I'm not you being picked, and
• 50:32
  not only that, you're a human. You're a rat.
• 50:35
  You're so. Technically ratty human.
• 50:37
  Plucked your little stinky rat ass out.
• 50:40
  OF263 and. Then he's actually not only all
• 50:45
  powerful, not only 6-7, not only biggest Dick in the mod, but
• 50:49
  like he picked you. Exactly, that's what I'm saying
• 50:52
  I. Mean.
• 50:54
  You're just. You're out of control your.
• 50:56
  Ego, my ego would be so flated. Not only that, he's possessive.
• 51:01
  So you're getting all of that, plus him being possessive and
• 51:04
  aggressive to anyone that fucks with you.
• 51:06
  My dream? Yeah.
• 51:08
  Could I handle it in real life? Probably not.
• 51:10
  No. I would crumble.
• 51:11
  I would cry, but here we are. This is why we love the fantasy
• 51:16
  world, yes. So she's getting all these
• 51:18
  feelings, yes, about Kingfisher, because obviously they're
• 51:21
  fucking yes. So inevitably, they're going to
• 51:24
  like each other. They're fucking.
• 51:25
  He's a little bossy to keep her safe.
• 51:29
  You know what I hate about books like this though?
• 51:32
  Yeah. Bitch.
• 51:34
  He's. So old.
• 51:37
  Why are you acting like, Oh no I don't want the little Pandora
• 51:41
  charm? Necklace to like Oh, like he
• 51:43
  thought the. Quick.
• 51:44
  So long he's. Going to die.
• 51:46
  He's 1800 years old essentially. He's lived.
• 51:50
  It's because I think they look so young so it's probably
• 51:53
  conflicting. Like I could not imagine my
• 51:56
  brain being able to understand that this man who looks 30 is
• 52:01
  1800 years old. True.
• 52:02
  You'd be like, he's got so much more life to live, do you know
• 52:05
  what I mean? Girl, no he doesn't.
• 52:08
  If it was him, I'd be like just fucking kill me.
• 52:10
  Well, he was. Yeah, exactly.
• 52:12
  It's like. Why would you want to live
• 52:14
  anymore? That means beef is tired.
• 52:16
  It's so stale at this point. The little bit of relief when
• 52:19
  his friend almost tried to chop off his head.
• 52:22
  He's like, give it to me. He's like, he just waited.
• 52:25
  He's like, this is finally. It's like, yeah.
• 52:28
  I've. Been waiting, yes?
• 52:29
  Yeah, and then she saves the day and he's like, fuck's sake, how
• 52:34
  dare. You waste your little pet dirty
• 52:36
  human that comes in and saves your life when you just were
• 52:38
  super suicidal. No not really.
• 52:40
  Like you just wanted to die. Yes you didn't want to kill
• 52:43
  yourself. You didn't need someone else to
• 52:44
  kill you. Far out.
• 52:46
  Just rock up to old mate Malcolm's house.
• 52:48
  Just at this point I'd be like hi.
• 52:50
  Malcolm. Does me.
• 52:51
  Malcolm doesn't want him to die, though.
• 52:53
  He wants to keep him as his pet. Just when?
• 52:56
  The pet has a pet out. Of pocket.
• 52:59
  That he'd kill me. Like Malcolm?
• 53:02
  Malcolm, your Dick is tiny and I don't want it cause essentially
• 53:06
  by the time we go to Malcolm, that's what he wanted.
• 53:09
  Dear. Who knew this whole vampire man
• 53:12
  was insane because he just wanted Kingfisher's Dick.
• 53:16
  Must have been huge. Well, it is.
• 53:18
  It is. Huge.
• 53:19
  So it's. In Endowed, not only do they
• 53:24
  have sex in his mum's old cute little apartment, he's having a
• 53:28
  nightmare. He lit Oh he literally is
• 53:31
  sweating, crying, can't move. Haven't he?
• 53:35
  Diary, he's shitting the bed at this point.
• 53:37
  And she is. She just crawls.
• 53:42
  I was mistaken with this. One, honestly, at least he's
• 53:49
  magical so he could just put that shit away.
• 53:53
  So even if he's diary, she doesn't know anyway.
• 53:57
  He's shooting the bed and he's like.
• 53:59
  I love how this is all we have to really knuckle down on.
• 54:03
  But. There is diarrhea on the bed.
• 54:06
  It's on the. It's cold.
• 54:09
  It's. It's dripping down the.
• 54:11
  Road he's sweating, he's. Palpitating there.
• 54:14
  OK, you're OK. Let's say.
• 54:18
  This second floor shitty apartment, right?
• 54:20
  They've gone upstairs. He's shitting.
• 54:22
  It's going. Through the floorboard.
• 54:23
  He's going to this first. Floor the pool store downstairs.
• 54:26
  Like trying to bake cakes. I don't know what they're doing
• 54:29
  down there baking cakes with shit.
• 54:31
  It's coming. It's.
• 54:33
  Kidding. Anyway, after all this, they
• 54:34
  fuck. Again.
• 54:38
  This shit everywhere Lube. When you've got diarrhea.
• 54:44
  Nobody. Nobody needs it, girl.
• 54:46
  Nobody needs. It, but mind you, they're
• 54:50
  covered in diarrhea at this point.
• 54:52
  She wanted to be reminded of her old, dirty life.
• 54:55
  She's like, yes. No, but her dirty life wasn't
• 54:59
  mud dirty, it was dry dirty sandy, she makes.
• 55:03
  Anything dirty so? Fair, fair.
• 55:05
  Valid. She wanted to be stinky again,
• 55:07
  at least. I don't want to smell like
• 55:11
  nectar and honeydew melons anymore.
• 55:13
  No. I just want to smell like Ted.
• 55:15
  She's like I. Just want to smell like the
• 55:19
  working class woman I am. I'm working every day hard in
• 55:24
  this forge doing shit. The 2nd to tell me it's the
• 55:28
  nostrils of like district. 3. I'm home again.
• 55:33
  Oh my. God.
• 55:37
  I don't know how we got there, but actually I don't know what.
• 55:40
  Point you were trying to make. Something a nightmare.
• 55:43
  They were fucking, that's the only point I was going to make.
• 55:46
  But after they were fucking, he claimed.
• 55:49
  No, he didn't claim the mate bond.
• 55:51
  That's not where we are at. No, she was covered in tattoos.
• 55:54
  Yes. Yes.
• 55:56
  Giving Acatar covered in tattoos.
• 55:58
  Yes. All over her.
• 56:00
  Although free free. So if you wanted a new like if
• 56:03
  you wanted A1 tat, you could just fuck it.
• 56:06
  Yeah, true, but she didn't get to pick.
• 56:08
  So who's picking the tattoos out this one?
• 56:10
  Lots of people don't pick. People go get tattoos when
• 56:13
  they're. Drunk, so I don't know.
• 56:16
  Yeah, you just. Got all these?
• 56:17
  Ruins on your. Hand, she's like covered in
• 56:19
  little circles, ruins everywhere.
• 56:21
  Everyone's like, is that room she's.
• 56:24
  Like fuck. I didn't pick, you know.
• 56:27
  What would be hilarious if the tattoo is only good if you did a
• 56:32
  good sexual performance and then if you just sat there and
• 56:35
  starfished it was just terrible. No, it was like a goat head are.
• 56:42
  You kidding? Imagine fucking someone and you
• 56:45
  get this realistic goat head all over your body.
• 56:48
  That's if I'm putting 100% evidence.
• 56:50
  What if it was like a really good goat head?
• 56:55
  You're talking like shit on your forehead.
• 56:57
  You didn't. You didn't do a good
• 57:00
  performance. Oh, it's like we love shitting
• 57:05
  just on your forehead. That was diet.
• 57:08
  Literally. It was just.
• 57:08
  Carrion. Across the foot it.
• 57:11
  Has been really small writing so people have to go up close.
• 57:14
  Right before this there was diarrhoea on the walls and the
• 57:17
  floors and the bed. It's above her pussy and it just
• 57:20
  says Carrion's bitch. It's just a fucking octopus
• 57:23
  head. So anyway, she's getting all
• 57:25
  these free tats, Yeah. Doesn't he get one?
• 57:29
  He. Does he gets some birds?
• 57:31
  I see. How many bitches is he fucking?
• 57:33
  He's got multiple babies. I don't even know where they
• 57:35
  come from, I don't think they come from fucking anyone but I'm
• 57:40
  pretty sure they come off his body onto her so I'm confused.
• 57:44
  Oh, I don't know, they transferred.
• 57:46
  The bird transferred from his body to hers.
• 57:48
  It flew off his body onto her. OK.
• 57:51
  Here's what I think. And he's just trying to downplay
• 57:53
  it. Yeah, he'd be.
• 57:54
  Fucking. And every time he banged a
• 57:57
  different chick. Imagine getting some rando
• 58:00
  chicks tattoo that went from her to him to her.
• 58:03
  Oh. Murderous.
• 58:05
  Wild next minute he actually put the bird on her so he could
• 58:08
  stare Karen in the eyes if he tried to fuck her again.
• 58:11
  Yeah, I feel like. It was a brand.
• 58:13
  Even the Kingfisher, that's why it was a bird to represent him,
• 58:18
  and that's why it's on the titty.
• 58:20
  Right and like. Sorry, but when is a titty tat?
• 58:22
  Ever good? No, I don't ever.
• 58:24
  I don't think it was top titty. I think it was like in between
• 58:27
  her boobs. Not better though.
• 58:29
  Not better. Much better.
• 58:30
  Anyway, I don't know where I was going with that look.
• 58:33
  At. That.
• 58:35
  Who cares at this point? But even then he was like, I
• 58:38
  don't know where these tattoos come from.
• 58:41
  They just kind of happen. He's.
• 58:42
  Playing dumb. And then the heel is like,
• 58:45
  actually, I have the exact same tattoos differently, and it's
• 58:49
  because I have a mate and we're married and we want children.
• 58:54
  And she's like, what do these ruins say?
• 58:57
  But it's like I actually want 700 children.
• 59:01
  No, Anytime in a fantasy world they start talking about getting
• 59:06
  married and having children. I'm like, I'm reading a fantasy
• 59:09
  book to be taken away from that bullshit.
• 59:11
  No, in a way. No, but it's like a key part of
• 59:14
  fantasy romances, I think, because they're so The thing is,
• 59:18
  the different, the reason, the reason we love.
• 59:21
  Good fans drinking that episode. Calm down girl, it's hard.
• 59:28
  The reason fantasy and normal romances are so different is
• 59:33
  because they're so possessive. They're next level possessive so
• 59:37
  they want them for the rest of their life.
• 59:39
  Whereas I mean, you get that in a romance, but it's not the
• 59:42
  same, you know? The rest of their life is like
• 59:45
  thousands of years. Exactly.
• 59:50
  But she's. So unimpressed, and I know this
• 59:52
  is one of the questions she asked him.
• 59:54
  So your kids just age up to look 25 and then they're done.
• 59:58
  So you're just hanging out with your friends, but they're
• 59:59
  actually all your children. Yes, Yep, that'd be kind of
• 1:00:03
  cool. I guess like, if anything,
• 1:00:04
  you're just staying young. Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  And they're just getting older as well. 24 was my prime.
• 1:00:09
  Are you kidding? If I could stay like that for a
• 1:00:12
  while, I would. I don't even remember what was
• 1:00:15
  going on when I was 24, to be honest.
• 1:00:20
  So we know that Malcolm's the bad guy that's going to
• 1:00:22
  resurface, and eventually he's there with Evelyn.
• 1:00:28
  Yes, And she's hostage. Yes, he's Bitner.
• 1:00:32
  Yeah, and she's on the verge of being turned into his little pet
• 1:00:37
  slave sex. Enthralled.
• 1:00:39
  Slave. Yeah, that's the word.
• 1:00:41
  We don't even know what Malcolm he's weird, he's dead, but that
• 1:00:46
  what's his goal? I don't know doesn't matter.
• 1:00:49
  I don't even know. I think his whole goal is to
• 1:00:51
  fucking Fisher, probably like he's been watching that man for
• 1:00:55
  140 years or some shit. Anyway, he's.
• 1:00:58
  Got real beef for whatever reason.
• 1:01:00
  Yeah. And then the team, like, in the
• 1:01:02
  moment, they're like, let's do this or that until they realize
• 1:01:04
  she was bitten and then they sort of go off and regroup.
• 1:01:09
  Yeah. And this is when they're all
• 1:01:10
  trying to talk and we're all trying to figure out the actual
• 1:01:13
  game plan. Yes, why the fuck when they
• 1:01:16
  hadn't even figured out a game plan?
• 1:01:17
  Was that the time to have a long drawn out sex scene?
• 1:01:21
  They had a game plan. Sorta, but then I was like is
• 1:01:25
  now the time? No fuck for ages is it?
• 1:01:27
  Was the time. OK, let me tell it.
• 1:01:30
  Let me tell you why. OK, because they had a plan.
• 1:01:34
  They went and got a witch for Eveline.
• 1:01:36
  She was there waiting. They just needed to go get
• 1:01:38
  Eveline right? He didn't want her to go so he
• 1:01:42
  fucked her all night and then left without her again.
• 1:01:46
  And he wrote a note and he was like don't be pussies, leave me
• 1:01:52
  be. I'm OK being Malcolm's bitch for
• 1:01:55
  the rest of my life. It's like don't.
• 1:01:57
  Chase after me. I'm.
• 1:01:58
  I'm there. I want to be I'm.
• 1:02:01
  Not coming home. Sarah, it's fine.
• 1:02:03
  She doesn't need to be on top of it.
• 1:02:05
  She's a 24 year old girl. She's got a lot of shit going
• 1:02:08
  on. She's been trying to work out
• 1:02:10
  stuff but there is three to four other fae in that room that a
• 1:02:16
  million years old and you're telling me Carrion is the one
• 1:02:19
  that works out that the fucking portal will stay open?
• 1:02:23
  He's a smart boy. And saying that he also this
• 1:02:25
  1000 years old so he has had time.
• 1:02:28
  I was not ready for that reveal. Yeah, in any sense of the word.
• 1:02:33
  Because I liked that he was the only other human.
• 1:02:36
  And that's what made him funny, I feel, because he always didn't
• 1:02:39
  give. A fuck, but now he's not like,
• 1:02:41
  easy to kill, do you know what I mean?
• 1:02:44
  Like I love that for him, but at the same time I was.
• 1:02:47
  Like him? And I was like, fuck you, you
• 1:02:49
  were supposed to be normal. Nobody.
• 1:02:51
  The reveal was so good. Yeah, but also, I loved how at
• 1:02:55
  first she was mad. She was like, why didn't you
• 1:02:57
  tell me before you fucked me? And it's like, he can't tell
• 1:02:59
  everyone. He fucks a lot of people.
• 1:03:01
  Yeah, but also he didn't like hurl you through the air.
• 1:03:05
  No. You're fucked.
• 1:03:06
  And then he was like, well, I couldn't tell you because it was
• 1:03:10
  my secret and blah, blah, blah. And it's not like he had some
• 1:03:13
  very STI and he was obligated to tell her OK.
• 1:03:16
  Well also I'm confused because she goes we've known each other.
• 1:03:19
  Since we were 15. 15 So did he look like a 15 year old boy?
• 1:03:24
  Then he would have had to look like a man.
• 1:03:26
  So he looked like he was 25 and you just didn't he?
• 1:03:31
  Would be pushing creepy. He would be ill.
• 1:03:33
  He would be pushing like 40. I'll OK.
• 1:03:39
  So imagine her at 15 hanging out with like a 30 year old.
• 1:03:42
  The fuck? The fuck?
• 1:03:44
  Do you thought they were like in the same grade?
• 1:03:46
  Not a, not a plot. Hole not into it.
• 1:03:49
  Not into it maybe? It could control how he looked
• 1:03:52
  on the. Outside, maybe, but even then
• 1:03:54
  that's kind of creepy. Because obviously he had to
• 1:03:57
  enchant his ears and shit. Yeah, true, actually.
• 1:04:00
  So he must have been like, why did he pick her to grow up with,
• 1:04:04
  You know what I mean? Like why did he pick her?
• 1:04:06
  I think it's probably just his. Baseline like he's just a
• 1:04:09
  groomer. This is what I'm saying.
• 1:04:12
  But he was doing it for years, so he would have had to grow.
• 1:04:15
  Up with her. And die.
• 1:04:17
  So she got picked again. Yeah.
• 1:04:19
  It's like, oh. Oh no.
• 1:04:21
  Imagine being special. That's what these whole books
• 1:04:23
  are, is pretending that we are special because like, we're.
• 1:04:26
  Reading it, we're like. Most.
• 1:04:29
  Self answer. Anyway, they go through the
• 1:04:31
  portal, of course it's in fucking water, so they're
• 1:04:34
  drowning. Nothing ever really came upon
• 1:04:36
  them being drowned in water. They just put some drugs under
• 1:04:40
  their tongue and we're like, let's go on an acid trip of our
• 1:04:43
  life. Half a Cliff face, this is.
• 1:04:45
  How we do it, this is how we do it.
• 1:04:50
  And what was even fucking had old mate met up with Malcolm.
• 1:04:54
  I don't even know what's going on at this point.
• 1:04:55
  He was. Fisher was on the ground fucking
• 1:04:58
  bleeding out of everything with. The dog chain around his neck.
• 1:05:01
  Dog chain around his neck. Malcolm, Madra, Belkon, King,
• 1:05:06
  Queen. Malcolm.
• 1:05:08
  Sitting up there talking. They're just waiting.
• 1:05:11
  I don't know what they're doing. Having a fat chat.
• 1:05:14
  Looping up, looping up, ready for the orgy of their life.
• 1:05:18
  Yeah, well, there's a whole spectator of dead people just
• 1:05:21
  hanging around them when it just happened really quickly, doesn't
• 1:05:25
  it? I can't even fucking remember.
• 1:05:26
  This is all blur to me at this point.
• 1:05:28
  I don't even remember what happened.
• 1:05:30
  So Kingfisher's like fuck, what are you doing here bitch?
• 1:05:33
  I told you to stay home. Just do what you told for once.
• 1:05:35
  He never. She never.
• 1:05:36
  Does listen to me Linda, when I tell you to?
• 1:05:41
  Stay home. She's not.
• 1:05:42
  Gonna anyway. They stab Malcolm I think, but
• 1:05:46
  he can't die anyway, and they run into this labyrinth before
• 1:05:50
  they run into pissable. This is happened, but he can't
• 1:05:54
  die. Before they run into this
• 1:05:56
  labyrinth Kingfisher was like your days are marked mad the
• 1:05:59
  name madra. How dare you sterilize my mate
• 1:06:03
  and he's like, I'm going to come for you.
• 1:06:05
  I. You were so salty about that.
• 1:06:07
  Yeah, so salty, I think. It was just because it was
• 1:06:10
  against his will. I don't think he gives a fuck
• 1:06:11
  about the children part. Yeah, like he was mad that it
• 1:06:14
  happened to her. Yeah, which is fair.
• 1:06:16
  When she told him that information, he like, didn't say
• 1:06:18
  anything, kept it on the inside and she didn't know how he's
• 1:06:21
  feeling. And then he's like, I'm going to
• 1:06:23
  fucking cut you up into little pieces.
• 1:06:26
  Right up his asshole too. Yeah, I would feel it.
• 1:06:28
  He was like, I'm going to hold on to this for another day.
• 1:06:31
  He. Literally sucked it all the way
• 1:06:36
  up he. Had no reaction and he was just
• 1:06:38
  like, he pocketed that shit away.
• 1:06:40
  He was like, you know what? Another day, another problem.
• 1:06:42
  We've got another shit to worry about.
• 1:06:44
  He's like, oh, did she? Meanwhile.
• 1:06:47
  He's. Like bitch, I'm going to fucking
• 1:06:50
  slice and dice you. She's rubbing his nipples on
• 1:06:53
  him. What a.
• 1:06:56
  Queen. You've got.
• 1:06:58
  No one. But the.
• 1:06:59
  King is fucking angry. He's got he's, I'm assuming
• 1:07:03
  siblings fucking trying to hump this man constantly.
• 1:07:07
  He hates, he hates this kid. And then he's got Madra and
• 1:07:11
  fucking Malcolm, like we want to tag team him.
• 1:07:16
  Raw. That really said raw.
• 1:07:20
  Next question. Yes.
• 1:07:26
  Pale as fucking as blue veins all over his face.
• 1:07:29
  Because he's. He's done.
• 1:07:30
  He's fighting for. He's fighting for his life
• 1:07:33
  because he's so fucking over Malcolm and magic go home and
• 1:07:37
  it's just like a whole room picture of the Kingfisher.
• 1:07:41
  They have a whole stride. The King's like going to
• 1:07:45
  Malcolm's house. He's like, let's discuss it off
• 1:07:47
  plan and he's like come into this room and it's.
• 1:07:51
  Just stop the King's like I can't.
• 1:07:55
  Escape this weird little fucking kid.
• 1:08:00
  He's like, what was the reason? Why?
• 1:08:06
  Why did you have to fucking pick this bitch?
• 1:08:09
  Why is everyone so digmatized? He's like everyone's digmatized.
• 1:08:14
  My life, his life is essentially over because it was fucking the
• 1:08:17
  kingfisher's dad that went and stole carrion and shut the gate.
• 1:08:22
  So the fucking whole line. Kingfisher and his dad.
• 1:08:24
  It's ruining this man's life. Yeah.
• 1:08:28
  Not only that, his only daughter fucking hates her dad and loves
• 1:08:32
  the Kingfisher. This poor man's up on the
• 1:08:35
  throne. Like what?
• 1:08:36
  Did I do to this? It's probably a shit cunt no
• 1:08:43
  other reason. Stupid boomer.
• 1:08:46
  They're like I have no idea what I did wrong, just a shit that.
• 1:08:52
  We have no idea the whole book. I don't know why his children
• 1:08:59
  hate him the entire book. I mean, it was noted down a
• 1:09:05
  couple of times. Yeah, but it was between the sex
• 1:09:09
  scenes. It was not.
• 1:09:12
  Important I I think I missed it because I heard cock too many
• 1:09:16
  times. But why would the sex scenes so
• 1:09:18
  randomly explicit? But then I don't know like.
• 1:09:21
  I just seemed. So visual.
• 1:09:23
  And I was like, because I'm so used to things being implied in
• 1:09:25
  a weird way, Yeah, that I was like, oh, we're actually talking
• 1:09:28
  about clock. Yeah, she's like the she put in
• 1:09:31
  the word, she put in the And you know what?
• 1:09:34
  It was not too many. There was like 3.
• 1:09:36
  It just felt like a lot of aggressive sex, but it.
• 1:09:39
  Wasn't I'm not used to the real words being used and not just
• 1:09:42
  stupid metaphors. I was like.
• 1:09:44
  Yes. What?
• 1:09:45
  I'm obsessed. That's why I like it.
• 1:09:47
  I don't want to hear you call his Dick some weird thing.
• 1:09:50
  She. Did call it weird, but she
• 1:09:52
  called it as hard as oh. No, don't or some shit.
• 1:09:55
  Yes with no. Velvet wrapped around it.
• 1:09:57
  I was like. That is just the typical fantasy
• 1:10:01
  fucking velvet sword if any it. Was just a.
• 1:10:05
  Throwback. It was a throwback, but
• 1:10:07
  everything else? Was she was gobbling up the
• 1:10:09
  clock? Yeah, the I was like.
• 1:10:12
  Yeah, he's mentoring mentioning it from day one.
• 1:10:15
  He's like, you're greedy for my cock.
• 1:10:17
  And I was like, OK. I was taking notes I.
• 1:10:20
  Was like. Like, oh, and then what?
• 1:10:23
  Then what do I do? Tweak his nipples?
• 1:10:27
  And it was like giving us a stroke by stroke.
• 1:10:33
  Like I was like, oh, OK, this information is coming home with
• 1:10:39
  me. Do.
• 1:10:40
  You like I read the wrong finger in his asshole?
• 1:10:45
  Dude, at least there was no anal.
• 1:10:48
  Oh, thank. God praise be to Miss Kelly
• 1:10:51
  Hart. On my hands and needs for Kelly
• 1:10:53
  Hart you. Saved us from the anal to love
• 1:10:55
  pipeline. I feel like.
• 1:10:57
  If she did, she not she did would have noticed.
• 1:11:00
  I feel like his Dick is too big for the anal.
• 1:11:07
  You know what? I feel like he's a considerable
• 1:11:08
  man because he sucked up so much of up his asshole.
• 1:11:12
  Yeah, that his was so tired that he's like, not going to go
• 1:11:15
  there, girlfriend. He's like, we've already got
• 1:11:17
  enough going on. Got enough going in, Both are
• 1:11:19
  assholes. At all times.
• 1:11:22
  He's like, I'm actually trying to get his micro Dick into mind.
• 1:11:24
  I don't have time. To mix.
• 1:11:28
  He's like, I'm actually not going to harass you because
• 1:11:30
  Malcolm is constantly. He knows putting the pressure,
• 1:11:33
  he knows what it's like. And Malcolm is obsessed with my
• 1:11:37
  G spot and I really. Need a break I'm.
• 1:11:44
  Dead. I've never.
• 1:11:45
  Been. So.
• 1:11:46
  Threatened. By a bad guy.
• 1:11:48
  Because honestly, in any book if someone said the bad guy was
• 1:11:52
  trying to get in my asshole. That would be a fucking.
• 1:11:56
  Threat because every other book they're just trying to kill me.
• 1:11:59
  Cool if someone was trying to get inside my.
• 1:12:03
  Asshole. Always the worst when they're a
• 1:12:06
  sex pest. Literally no.
• 1:12:08
  Because could you imagine? You hate this man?
• 1:12:10
  He's like my love and you're like.
• 1:12:14
  Absolutely not. I'd be like.
• 1:12:16
  He's like, I'm actually going to fucking kill you, my darling.
• 1:12:21
  Not in a hot way. Slice my whole head off.
• 1:12:23
  Yes, please no get away. Nothing.
• 1:12:30
  Nothing would make me not want to deal with the.
• 1:12:34
  Villain More. Than.
• 1:12:36
  He had been upset. I mean.
• 1:12:38
  And it's not even like morally grey like turn for the bad guy
• 1:12:43
  obsessed. It's like this is a creepy
• 1:12:45
  pedophile and he has he's harassing actually.
• 1:12:50
  Comparatively, he would be the most pedophile.
• 1:12:53
  Yes, true. He's the OG pedophile of their
• 1:12:56
  generation. Anyway, Nas fucked up.
• 1:13:01
  They're fucked up. Anyway, they're getting chased
• 1:13:04
  through a labyrinth. Wait, are we still in the
• 1:13:05
  shrine? Oh, we're out of the shrine.
• 1:13:08
  OK, we're made it out. We made it out.
• 1:13:10
  We made it into the labyrinth. Jeez, the Malcolm stick out.
• 1:13:13
  They're getting chased. Down.
• 1:13:17
  Waving. They're running, he's
• 1:13:19
  helicoptering, he's way behind them while they're trying to not
• 1:13:22
  get eaten by this big monster spider demon.
• 1:13:25
  Could you imagine? You're trying to get fucked up
• 1:13:28
  by this bigger spider and you've got to fucking Caterpillar your
• 1:13:32
  weight out of it because you were faster than everyone else.
• 1:13:35
  Oh. No.
• 1:13:36
  I'd just be like let. Me.
• 1:13:37
  Die you. Know what?
• 1:13:39
  The other day I was using the guest bathroom.
• 1:13:42
  Yes, to wash my feet. Long story short, I fucking
• 1:13:48
  looked down. I spun to the size of my hand up
• 1:13:52
  straight to my coochie, I swear to God.
• 1:13:56
  Oh, and I don't normally react with bugs, but I went and I
• 1:14:01
  went. I.
• 1:14:03
  Was already holding the shower so I just sprayed it off me and
• 1:14:06
  one of its legs broke off because I went like that and
• 1:14:09
  it's leg was that big. No.
• 1:14:11
  It was insane. Anyway, carrion catapouring
• 1:14:16
  across the ground. They're not moving fast enough.
• 1:14:18
  The spiders recognized them. They're trying to drag him at
• 1:14:21
  this point. They're.
• 1:14:25
  Like. I've seen you here before,
• 1:14:26
  bitch. He's like you've killed.
• 1:14:29
  Me a million times I'd. Be like that was Patricia, that
• 1:14:33
  was not. Me bitch.
• 1:14:36
  Let me. Live running.
• 1:14:39
  Anyway, they get to the centre of this labyrinth very quickly,
• 1:14:42
  apparently even though he's been in there for 140 years, and
• 1:14:46
  Malcolm arises to the client, helicopter penis making him
• 1:14:52
  float. This is all cannon by the.
• 1:14:55
  Way it's all cannon. He's literally fucking floating
• 1:14:59
  and he's like, you know what? Yous are never getting out of
• 1:15:02
  here, Karen. It's like, you know what, I'm
• 1:15:05
  done. Bite me, bitch.
• 1:15:07
  He's like, I've had enough, just bite me.
• 1:15:10
  And then it fucking harms Malcolm for like a second.
• 1:15:14
  But apparently this is when Karen has his big reveal.
• 1:15:17
  He's actually of the original Kings line.
• 1:15:20
  Convenient. Convenient.
• 1:15:21
  His name's not Carrion Swift, it's some other really long
• 1:15:24
  name, and he's been alive for a million years.
• 1:15:27
  And apparently that weakened Malcolm.
• 1:15:29
  So is. Carrion older than Kingfisher.
• 1:15:31
  No, he's younger. Because I was going to say,
• 1:15:33
  because if he Trump's Kingfisher, then like that's
• 1:15:36
  kind of. Hot.
• 1:15:36
  He's 1300 years old and then Kingfisher's 1800.
• 1:15:39
  Yeah, so they've probably met in a lifetime at.
• 1:15:43
  That point, what does it even matter?
• 1:15:45
  Age is just a number. Age is just a number.
• 1:15:48
  Been around far too long. I'm pretty sure at this point in
• 1:15:50
  the King's dead, Madras disappeared.
• 1:15:53
  Malcolm, he's still trying to get his Dick into Kingfisher.
• 1:15:58
  He's chasing fucking Sarah's down saris.
• 1:16:01
  I keep going to say psoriasis and it's fucking driving me out
• 1:16:05
  the wall. She's chasing her down.
• 1:16:06
  She finds the coin. He stabs her in the gut and
• 1:16:10
  she's like bleeding out. She's like, not again.
• 1:16:12
  Not again. She doesn't give a fuck.
• 1:16:14
  She's stole the coin back from him at this point.
• 1:16:16
  She's finished the bargain, but she's dying.
• 1:16:18
  And then they kill him. Yeah, I'm assuming the villain
• 1:16:22
  in the next book is just going to be the queen.
• 1:16:24
  Surely. Because they've gotten rid of
• 1:16:26
  two of them, I think. And like you said, we don't even
• 1:16:29
  know what the fuck Malcolm wanted except to be balls deep
• 1:16:31
  in Kingfisher's ass. Exactly.
• 1:16:34
  Cool. Cool, don't know what the end
• 1:16:35
  game was there. The whole of his army is dead
• 1:16:38
  I'm pretty sure. And then she sucked into a hole
• 1:16:42
  into the Quicksilver and there's the God of Chaos there with
• 1:16:47
  these two weird daughters that were giving 12 year old.
• 1:16:49
  But they also wanted to know how to fuck Kingfisher, so I'm
• 1:16:52
  confused about their age. That was really weird.
• 1:16:55
  It was weird hey because they were giving small child.
• 1:16:59
  They were. They literally said that.
• 1:17:01
  Too. Yeah, but they also were like,
• 1:17:03
  we want to fuck Kingfisher. And they go, but dad won't let
• 1:17:05
  us. And I'm like go.
• 1:17:07
  You're two, Yeah, you're a 10 year old you're.
• 1:17:10
  Literally a 12 week because. They said they were before
• 1:17:12
  pubescent. No, yeah, that's that's
• 1:17:16
  literally how they were described.
• 1:17:17
  And I was like, wait, are they old?
• 1:17:18
  And they're just their body is frozen.
• 1:17:20
  Yes. Oh, well, I suppose they were
• 1:17:22
  tried. Someone tried to kill them and
• 1:17:24
  they split into two, so maybe they were killed out.
• 1:17:26
  Like still icky. It's still icky.
• 1:17:28
  This does. Everyone wanna fuck Kingfisher
• 1:17:30
  that bad? I.
• 1:17:31
  Feel like the sex with Kingfisher from the twins should
• 1:17:34
  have just not been in there. Exactly.
• 1:17:36
  It could have been anything else.
• 1:17:37
  They could have been like having him in love with you or some
• 1:17:41
  weird shit. You know it was giving weird.
• 1:17:43
  And why does it always have to go back to Kingfishers Dick?
• 1:17:45
  That's what this whole plot revolves around.
• 1:17:48
  His Dick. Well, I've never thought about
• 1:17:50
  it before until we started talking about Malcolm wanting.
• 1:17:52
  His Dick. But it's it is like the whole
• 1:17:54
  plot revolves around his massive dog, Yes.
• 1:17:59
  And at this point? They're either in love with it
• 1:18:01
  or hated. Hate him for it.
• 1:18:02
  He. Should literally do like what
• 1:18:04
  those celebs do with loan his Dick and just sell it to the
• 1:18:06
  masses 'cause then everyone can just be satisfied and shut the
• 1:18:09
  fuck up. At this point he should do like
• 1:18:11
  a full Quinn audio book. Yes, the full sex audio with
• 1:18:16
  his. Dapping noises in the.
• 1:18:18
  Micro. Yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Oh, with the dog like, oh, I gotta get it like a package.
• 1:18:21
  Deal. Get it?
• 1:18:22
  Yeah, Yeah. Like you scan a little, you're
• 1:18:24
  just getting a little QR code. Kelly should think about that.
• 1:18:28
  That's a good marketing idea. I was confused about what the
• 1:18:31
  God wanted in the end he's like cut off your tie from the gods
• 1:18:34
  and then we can't see you. But I don't understand I.
• 1:18:38
  Don't even know why that matters.
• 1:18:39
  You can change and then you'll still live.
• 1:18:43
  Yeah. Cool.
• 1:18:44
  And she's like, I guess because the other option is I fucking
• 1:18:46
  die right now. Yeah, so she agrees.
• 1:18:49
  Yes. Then there was the part where it
• 1:18:52
  was revealed but she has been already like part fae and I'm
• 1:18:57
  like wait, was she always? Part fae?
• 1:19:00
  No. So originally she was supposed
• 1:19:03
  to be born in the fae world, but the God of Chaos was like,
• 1:19:06
  absolutely not. Yeah, he interrupted it and sent
• 1:19:09
  her to be born as human. So she wasn't fae.
• 1:19:12
  Yeah, OK. But then he made her fae.
• 1:19:15
  And that's why Kingfish's mum was seeing her as a fae, Yes.
• 1:19:18
  In the visions, yes. How salty would you be?
• 1:19:22
  Ah, she. Be like bitch what?
• 1:19:24
  But he was like, I just interrupted.
• 1:19:26
  Why? You knew they were going to get
• 1:19:28
  together at some point, so why did she?
• 1:19:30
  Just wanted to make it more difficult you.
• 1:19:32
  Not only that, he made so assuming she had the same mother
• 1:19:36
  and brother, he also made their mother and brother grow up that
• 1:19:39
  way. Here's the reason her mum had to
• 1:19:42
  be a prostitute. Yeah, he just.
• 1:19:43
  Thought for the plot like he just wanted to make a zesty.
• 1:19:46
  Yeah, he was like, you know what?
• 1:19:48
  Instead of you being born a fae in a happy healthy world, I
• 1:19:52
  actually am going to go send you to drink shit water and I would
• 1:19:56
  want to kill him. And he's like, yeah, but not
• 1:19:58
  only am I the king of just wrecking things, I can also
• 1:20:01
  transform people. So yeah, do you want a
• 1:20:04
  consolation prize of low key being a vampire?
• 1:20:06
  So if she wasn't getting transformed into a vampire, he
• 1:20:08
  would have probably turned her into full fae.
• 1:20:10
  I don't know, like, at least as a character, Sarah's, you were
• 1:20:14
  rooting for her at least. She's not horrible, hey.
• 1:20:17
  No, she's not horrible. She's not really pick me either.
• 1:20:20
  She had a. Purpose, at least.
• 1:20:21
  Yes, the plot was plotting. It wasn't nonsensical, so I
• 1:20:26
  wasn't mad about it. You know, what's interesting is
• 1:20:29
  there's apparently something going to come out on Netflix.
• 1:20:32
  Yeah, and I don't know if it's a movie or a show.
• 1:20:34
  Do you know? I think it's a show.
• 1:20:38
  I don't know. How they're going to do the
• 1:20:40
  spicy scenes? Well, I.
• 1:20:42
  I don't know, sometimes it's better not to do a book because
• 1:20:45
  people ruin it because they can't picture that person.
• 1:20:49
  Whatever actor they get and someone, no one's happy.
• 1:20:52
  No one's happy. Yeah, they end up getting
• 1:20:54
  bullied or something, like Winx Club happens and everyone's
• 1:20:57
  pissy about them not wearing fucking sparkly outfits in the
• 1:21:01
  snow. Or it'll get cancelled after
• 1:21:03
  season 1. Yeah, because if.
• 1:21:04
  Not enough people watch it for Netflix to be happy.
• 1:21:08
  Exactly. I'm wondering if it would do
• 1:21:09
  kind of like the Witcher sex scenes or if they would totally
• 1:21:13
  fade to black and try and do like a younger audience.
• 1:21:16
  It'd be more new aged adult than young aged adults so they would
• 1:21:20
  probably still keep the sex scenes anyway off track.
• 1:21:23
  So that's kind of everything for the plot, yeah.
• 1:21:27
  What? Should we rate this out of?
• 1:21:29
  Oh. Fuck.
• 1:21:31
  How many bird titty tats out of five?
• 1:21:34
  Yes, we love a bird titty tat. We love it.
• 1:21:37
  I want to say 5 but I know it could be more.
• 1:21:39
  Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:21:41
  So it's like a 4.5. OK, OK.
• 1:21:46
  Well I'm it's a 5. You're like, it's just a five.
• 1:21:49
  I am going to give it. You know what?
• 1:21:52
  I'm going to give it a. 4. Just ridiculous, right?
• 1:21:55
  For you, For me, and I think it's the banter, the not
• 1:22:00
  overfilling the law, yes, technically, if it was up to me,
• 1:22:05
  I would take off at least 100 pages.
• 1:22:08
  Yeah. Because there were.
• 1:22:09
  Bits that we didn't like. Save it for the next book, babe.
• 1:22:12
  I also think it was more romanticy than fantasy, and
• 1:22:15
  that's probably why it was a little easier to read.
• 1:22:18
  Yeah. It wasn't heavy.
• 1:22:19
  Heavy. Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  I think that's why, when I say more, it could have been more
• 1:22:23
  fantasy. There was fantasy in it, but it
• 1:22:26
  wasn't the main plot. Yeah, It wasn't like porn was
• 1:22:29
  the main focus. You know when you know, you know
• 1:22:31
  when you know it's porn is the main focus.
• 1:22:33
  It wasn't like that. I think it was a good balance it
• 1:22:36
  actually. Was a good balance of romance,
• 1:22:38
  smart banter and fantasy and so really characters.
• 1:22:43
  Somewhat. They're not horrible.
• 1:22:45
  Hey, she was pick me for about two seconds at most.
• 1:22:48
  So yeah, I liked it. It's pretty good.
• 1:22:50
  Yay. So that's.
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