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Thanks for Making Me Cry, Super Bowl!! | Episode #307 | NSFW · Real. Guy. Pods.

• 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 It's you, tag folks. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,500 But first, dad jokes. 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:07,860 My children used to ask me a lot of questions. 4 00:00:07,860 --> 00:00:11,060 They no longer ask me questions because I figured out a system in my home. 5 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:14,660 I've given them both a notebook and a pen. 6 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:17,300 And three times a day in my home, I hold a press conference. 7 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:20,580 [LAUGHTER] 8 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:24,580 And that is the only time you are allowed to ask me a question. 9 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,660 And then I start, thank you for coming. 10 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,060 [LAUGHTER] 11 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:30,940 I'm going to start the press conference. 12 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:34,020 Go ahead and go, Olivia, ladies first. 13 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:36,580 First question. 14 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,700 Why does your puppy dog stick to the refrigerator? 15 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:40,700 Well, it's a picture of a puppy. 16 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,860 There's a magnet on the back of it. 17 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:44,140 The magnet stick to metal. 18 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:45,700 The refrigerator is made of metal. 19 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:48,780 That's why your puppy dog sticks to the refrigerator. 20 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:49,500 Great question. 21 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,740 [LAUGHTER] 22 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:56,980 Isaac, next question. 23 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:59,100 Yeah, sometimes the green jelly beans can be tricky. 24 00:00:59,100 --> 00:00:59,860 You stick it in a mouth. 25 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,100 You think it's lime and it's spearmen, and spearmen sucks. 26 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,100 [LAUGHTER] 27 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:04,780 Right? 28 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:05,860 Watch your ass. 29 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:06,820 Smell your jelly beans. 30 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:10,660 [LAUGHTER] 31 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:13,620 Great question. 32 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:16,020 Olivia, next question. 33 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:18,620 There is a magnet on the back of it. 34 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,620 [LAUGHTER] 35 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:24,620 [LAUGHTER] 36 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:30,340 Isaac, next question. 37 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,780 Why does your sister cry all the time? 38 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:32,740 Well, that's a great question. 39 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:36,660 I think a lot of people in this house want an answer to that. 40 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:39,340 For starters, as you know, we have wooden floors all over our home, 41 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,700 and she runs around in wool socks, 42 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:44,540 like there's not going to be consequences. 43 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:48,820 Not to mention the fact that Crazy never watches where she's going. 44 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:52,540 Do you remember when she hit her face on the side mirror of my car? 45 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:53,220 Oh my god. 46 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:55,140 How did you not see your face coming at you? 47 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:58,300 [LAUGHTER] 48 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,620 You never thought there's my face, but here's my face. 49 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,620 [LAUGHTER] 50 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:08,340 Question of the year, buddy. 51 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,940 Question of the year. 52 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:12,740 Olivia, next question. 53 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,220 It is a fucking magnet. 54 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:17,220 [LAUGHTER] 55 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,620 Wake up, daddy, son. 56 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:22,180 [MUSIC PLAYING] 57 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:24,700 Welcome. 58 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:29,980 Welcome, everybody, to episode number 307307, 59 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:32,980 if you're keeping scored home of Dad's Home Podcast. 60 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,100 I'm Bauer. 61 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:40,420 That is the Chad Dad with the sweet handle bar, mustache. 62 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:46,580 How many weeks in progress is that? 63 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,020 What are we-- can we do weeks? 64 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:49,700 Yeah, I know. 65 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,060 Three weeks in. 66 00:02:51,060 --> 00:02:51,660 So-- 67 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:52,700 That's three weeks? 68 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:53,300 Yeah, dude. 69 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,180 Yeah. 70 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,020 It's nuts. 71 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,700 You are a hairy bastard. 72 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:58,620 That is amazing in three weeks. 73 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:00,020 This has been four months. 74 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:03,940 This little horrible go-t, I've got going on, is just four months. 75 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:06,700 And I feel like it's just starting right now. 76 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,460 And I will promise that by saying, though, 77 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:11,660 I had a mustache already gone with the beard thing. 78 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,620 And it was trimmed back. 79 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,700 And then I was just like, handle bar time. 80 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:16,540 Let's go. 81 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:18,380 Now, do you have-- 82 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:20,900 Is there-- OK, because I just don't know. 83 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,140 Is there-- 84 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:22,020 Yeah, I have to. 85 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:26,540 Pacific-- is there a handle bar mustache wax specific 86 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,740 to what you're doing there? 87 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:32,300 Or is there-- what are you using? 88 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,940 Yeah, so it's funny. 89 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:35,860 I've tried the mustache wax. 90 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:37,140 It's pretty good. 91 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:38,780 It breaks down by the end of the day. 92 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:41,340 So I look a little bit like-- 93 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:41,780 Like for-- 94 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,420 Or the best for good. 95 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:46,600 The Jim Carrey bad guy in Sonic the Hedgehog, which is just 96 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,260 like, it's just-- 97 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,340 You know, 70 Sam by the end of it. 98 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:51,100 That's right. 99 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,060 I am with a little busier. 100 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,060 OK. 101 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:57,220 But this, believe it or not, this beautiful gem of a mustache 102 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,100 has been going hard all day. 103 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,180 Looks just like this. 104 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:02,700 I woke up, put this stuff in it. 105 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,860 It's actually the same stuff I put in my hair. 106 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,820 OK, so it's like a hair gel, a hair upon a-- 107 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,300 This is your mustache. 108 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,980 Yeah, it works in my hair, works in my mustache. 109 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:12,980 So a little bit pow. 110 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,620 And now, what is it going to have you 111 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:20,860 developed yet officially, the habit of the twist at the right time? 112 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,380 Like it's one thing to just twist it like kind of out of habit. 113 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:25,300 Like, well, you know, I'm not doing anything right now. 114 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,740 I'm listening to somebody on a phone call or everybody's 115 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:30,780 joining the Zoom meeting, and I'm doing a little twist there. 116 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:34,220 But is there-- have you developed a habit that comes with-- 117 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,260 We need to talk. 118 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:38,220 Or do you know when you do a little easel kind of look? 119 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,340 Yeah, well, so it's-- 120 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:42,060 it's actually when I make a pass at my wife. 121 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:43,500 I'm like, hey, baby. 122 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:47,660 How does-- 123 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:48,580 Give it a little twist. 124 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,860 Give it a little look, you know? 125 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,660 Give it a little twinkle in the eye and a little twist 126 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,500 on the mustache. 127 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,300 Not for nothing. 128 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:54,700 That's a good flavor, you have there. 129 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,420 I'm wondering. 130 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:59,580 It just looks a little-- Texas, Long Horns, I get it. 131 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:00,100 Hocus-jong. 132 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,020 You've got a stash. 133 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,900 It looks like it's a little pointy on either side. 134 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:06,900 There has there been an errant jab from the mustache 135 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,420 that she wasn't expecting. 136 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,020 No. 137 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:10,500 No. 138 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,500 OK. 139 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,940 But it does occasionally, if there is kissing, 140 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,980 which happens two or three times a year. 141 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,980 Right. 142 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,220 Lucky you. 143 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,540 I know, right. 144 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:23,700 I know. 145 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,380 Oh, yeah, I'll have the rest of y'all out there 146 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,500 and chillin' a brag of it. 147 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,500 Three times a week. 148 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:30,540 Three times a year. 149 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,700 No, but sometimes during the kissing, she's like, 150 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,500 oh, it's tickling. 151 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,380 Very nice. 152 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,940 But look, I'm just saying in a little bit, it might take a night out. 153 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:39,820 You've got to be careful. 154 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:40,340 You could. 155 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,180 It could. 156 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:42,180 Yeah. 157 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,140 Are you going for the Raleigh fingers? 158 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:47,500 Like, do you think you're going to go swooping out 159 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,580 rather than the cheekbones kind of a thing? 160 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,900 I have not thought very much about that. 161 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:56,500 However, a couple of years back, I got a book for Christmas. 162 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,500 OK. 163 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,820 Like all this-- 164 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:02,100 as I just called Beards, but it was like this photographer 165 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:05,780 decided to go to this international best-beard competition 166 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:05,940 in the-- 167 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:06,780 Oh, nice. 168 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,380 Canada, I don't remember it was. 169 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:08,900 Yeah. 170 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,900 And-- 171 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,740 You took pictures of all these dudes 172 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:17,700 that had these fantastic beards and moustaches and just exotic stuff 173 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,980 and then perfect stuff. 174 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:24,580 And so I may have to dig back in and I'll try to find some inspiration 175 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:28,060 and go, that guy, although Raleigh fingers is absolutely 176 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,740 like-- 177 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:33,180 he could be since we're starting to walk in the softball season. 178 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:33,700 Yeah. 179 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,340 He is iconic for the first time. 180 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:36,140 He's more moustache. 181 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:38,060 So yeah, I think it's a perfect-- 182 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,420 if you're looking for a poster child, 183 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,620 Raleigh fingers is the poster child still. 184 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,060 He's my go-to. 185 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:43,580 Yeah. 186 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,820 And unfortunately, though, I can't shave the beard off, 187 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:48,140 which I'd like to see what it looked like, you know? 188 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,260 Right with just-- 189 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:49,780 Ooh. 190 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:50,780 Just the moustaches. 191 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:51,780 You had no-- 192 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,860 I'm almost thinking if you had the three musketeers, 193 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:56,780 like the Hannah Barba Star for the Google Go T right there, 194 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,940 it was like this little slot of-- 195 00:06:58,940 --> 00:06:59,620 Yeah, sure. 196 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,140 Yeah. 197 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:00,980 It's pretty cool. 198 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:01,980 That'd be perfect. 199 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:03,580 I know what I'm-- I know what I'm going to be for Halloween now. 200 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:04,700 There you go. 201 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:05,500 I love you. 202 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,900 Thank you. 203 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,540 Of the one and one for all. 204 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:11,100 [LAUGHS] 205 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,820 All right, now look, I'm going to say this, 206 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:15,380 and I'm just going to leave the warning out there 207 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:20,780 in that I feel like I wish that I could grow a mustache like that, 208 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:24,700 but I quite frankly don't have the patience 209 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,300 the way it is these days. 210 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,860 I feel like between-- 211 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:30,500 like I like the idea of the Palm Age/Handle Bar 212 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:34,100 moustache, Dar Tannion, but I'm going to say 213 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,980 that I feel like it's a little too much upkeep for me. 214 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:43,420 Like I tried to do the cool hipster beard thing there for a little bit, 215 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:44,980 and I got good growth on it. 216 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,620 I had this kind of a cool thing because the sides of my beard were dark. 217 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:52,620 I was like wolverine here, and then it's right over the mustache 218 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:53,900 and the go-t was all gray. 219 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,180 It kind of had a cool look, too. 220 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:57,460 I kind of dug it. 221 00:07:57,460 --> 00:08:00,260 When you have to start putting oil on the beard, 222 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:02,380 and then all the trimming you got to put into it, 223 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:04,180 I'm like, oh, fuck this. 224 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,300 Are you kidding me? 225 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,860 I don't want to have to go through this again. 226 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:12,340 So I feel like just it's my patience, or I'm not nearly high enough. 227 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:13,300 I don't know what it is. 228 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:14,780 It could be a combination of the both. 229 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:17,100 But I do feel like there's a little too much work 230 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,860 that I have to go into the upkeep for the beard. 231 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:21,580 So I usually try to keep it a little closer trim. 232 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:22,780 But damn, does that look good? 233 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:23,580 You got me jealous. 234 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:24,100 - Thanks, man. 235 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:24,940 Thanks, yeah. 236 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:27,060 And for a while, there are two of the way my hair speaking 237 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:28,780 of different colors was going. 238 00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:31,900 I had the Hugo Drax look going. 239 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,420 That James Bond villain from-- 240 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:34,420 - Yes. 241 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:36,700 - Moonraker is just too little white 242 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,460 patches right here and everything else was dark. 243 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:44,460 And so he's also kind of in my list of possible Halloween. 244 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:47,140 - There's good ones this, there's good ones that. 245 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,980 - With the beard, you got a bun with it. 246 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:54,100 - Yeah, I think we haven't seen enough since Brian-- 247 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,780 Since Keefer Sutherland was a fucking three musketeer 248 00:08:57,780 --> 00:09:00,180 and Brian Adams was doing the music from home. 249 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,060 - Oh my God. 250 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,060 - We haven't seen that. 251 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:06,300 Chris O'Donnell was one of the three musketeers. 252 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:09,540 Oh, and, oh, crap, what was his name? 253 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:13,780 He was in that whole little group that was catching on 254 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,100 in the late 90s there. 255 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,660 Keefer Sutherland and he did, 256 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:22,260 they Julia Roberts, whatever the good looking Baldwin brother, 257 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:24,980 they all did flatliners together, all of her Pratt. 258 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,020 So it was-- - Oh, that's Pratt. 259 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:29,500 - And if I remember correctly, Chris O'Donnell 260 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,460 that played in the three musketeers movie 261 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:33,420 with Brian Adams doing the music on that. 262 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,900 So-- - That sounds right. 263 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,700 - We need more of the big hats for dudes 264 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,940 with the big feathers on it. 265 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,780 I think it would be a good thing for you for Halloween. 266 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,300 - I should. - That'd be awesome. 267 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:42,540 - Yes, yes. 268 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,380 - Bring it back, man. 269 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,900 Hasn't been back since 2001. 270 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,060 When was that movie made? 271 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:48,220 - Let me see. 272 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,460 - To 1993. 273 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,580 - Are you kidding me? 274 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:52,780 - No, really? 275 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:54,580 - Yeah, Charlie Sheen Keefer Sutherland, 276 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:55,620 Chris O'Donnell. 277 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,620 - Oh, Oliver Platt, yep. 278 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,700 - Okay. - That crew. 279 00:09:58,700 --> 00:09:59,540 - Okay, all right. 280 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,500 - 1993. - All right, there you go. 281 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,180 All right, so since 1993. 282 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,180 It hasn't been out since I-- 283 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:10,540 So you're, I mean, you're looking at a good solid 12 year, 284 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:14,420 22 year, 22 year plan here to get this going. 285 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:15,820 - Yeah, yeah. 286 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,820 - Anyway, I think that's the move. 287 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:19,380 I would go three musketeers on this one. 288 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:20,860 - All right, done. 289 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,300 - Which by the way, I heard a report, 290 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,500 I'll have to check this out, 291 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,380 that Keefer Sutherland may have covered 292 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:29,500 Phil Collins in the air tonight. 293 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,100 - No. - Nice one. 294 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,460 - Keefer Sutherland, Keefer Sutherland 295 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,740 fancies himself a rock star. 296 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:37,260 In addition to being Jack Bauer from 24, 297 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:39,260 Keefer Sutherland fancies himself a rock star, 298 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:40,140 and has had a band. 299 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,540 A lot like, you know, the Kevin Costner's 300 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,700 or any number of other, you'd Steven Suga-- 301 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,700 - David, David Hasselhoff. 302 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,540 - David Hasselhoff. 303 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:49,380 - But Keefer has got himself a little rock band 304 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,060 that he goes out, he's a little bit here and there. 305 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:54,660 And apparently, there's something out on social media 306 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:57,340 recently that he's covered Phil Collins in the air tonight. 307 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,740 I'll have to see if I can find that during one of the breaks. 308 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,740 - I'll have to show it. 309 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:04,180 - Keep the stuff going up, throw it out. 310 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,180 - Eat. 311 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:07,700 But coming up on the show here today, 312 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,420 we're gonna thank the Super Bowl for making us cry 313 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,740 coming up in a couple minutes here. 314 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:14,060 Plus, some of us-- - I'm not crying, you're crying. 315 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:17,060 - It's a little dusty around the Super Bowl, it's dusty. 316 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,620 Yes, it was indoors, yes, it was turf, 317 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:19,860 but it was a little dusty. 318 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:23,140 Also, the gifts that you wish your Valentine's would get for you. 319 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,020 We're kind of talking last week about how, 320 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,780 there's just too much gift in going on for kids 321 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:29,380 and how with Valentine's Day coming up, 322 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:32,060 you're expected to have a big basket of things 323 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,900 and then the chocolates and then the cards 324 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:37,740 and it's a whole ordeal and we're over-presenting everything. 325 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,780 But if you're gonna do that, 326 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:42,540 I've got a couple of ideas that we can throw our kids away 327 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:45,580 for at least mom's way, whatever the case may be 328 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,300 for Valentine's Day gifts that we might actually be interested in. 329 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,420 And then this, I think, is gonna be fun 330 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,940 because we're gonna talk about Gen Z's favorite, 331 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:55,300 what they call older people things. 332 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:59,580 Now, I wonder if this may just go really deep 333 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:02,780 and maybe I've had too much of my vape, my vape, 334 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:06,700 but it's almost like, I think it's Gen Z's favorite 335 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:09,860 older people things, but I think it's what us older people think 336 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:11,940 they think is older people stuff. 337 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,820 Does that make sense? 338 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:16,140 - Yeah, so we're like, yeah, those Gen Z kids 339 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:18,580 must think rotary phones are a riot. 340 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,940 - Thank you, thank you very much. 341 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,620 And I'm thinking, like, I'm talking about it 342 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,580 with my 17 year old daughter, she's like, 343 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,740 what are you guys doing on the podcast? 344 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,980 And so we're gonna talk about what Gen Z's favorite 345 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:29,820 older people things are. 346 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:31,540 Just like, good like green day? 347 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,300 I'm like, (laughing) 348 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,980 I think it's like, people want to go see green day. 349 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:38,740 She's like, no, I mean, you guys think it's old. 350 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:39,580 I like it. 351 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:40,420 I don't think it's old. 352 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,500 I'm like, okay, so are you saying that these are things 353 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:46,740 that we think you think is old and really isn't old? 354 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,260 I don't wanna get into too deep to that. 355 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,500 I just wanna talk about what it is 356 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,140 that some Gen Z's think is old. 357 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,260 But we're like, just, it was second nature to us, right? 358 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,380 It's just, we'll get to some of that coming up 359 00:12:58,380 --> 00:12:59,620 in just a little bit here. 360 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:04,420 Plus, if you thought what your kid needed for their birthday 361 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:08,300 was a healthy dose of adrenaline chunky, get ready. 362 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:13,060 The 2025 worst parent bracket is revving up here tonight. 363 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,380 So that's all coming up. 364 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:18,420 - We're gonna start off with, 365 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,740 I wanna grab some Kleenex. 366 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,940 Start off with some Kleenex, 367 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:23,860 'cause there was a commercial during the Super Bowl. 368 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,900 Now I will say this, before we get 369 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,940 to the dream job commercial at question here, 370 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:33,700 I started watching, I was watching the Super Bowl 371 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:37,420 with my family and maybe you have a similar situation. 372 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,820 First of all, I could give a shit about either team. 373 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,420 I frankly, I wanted both teams to lose. 374 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,820 I knew that wasn't gonna happen, 375 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,660 but I wanted both teams to lose. 376 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,860 I didn't want either team to win. 377 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,380 I was in a foul mood for the most part, 378 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:52,420 most of the game just because my lions weren't there. 379 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:56,060 And frankly, I felt like, 380 00:13:56,060 --> 00:14:00,580 hey Kendrick Lamar did a fantastic job doing whatever he did 381 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,700 at halftime, but it wasn't for me. 382 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,100 That was zero entertainment value for me. 383 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:10,380 I'm like, is that Venus Williams that's for what reason? 384 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:11,780 I don't understand why she's there. 385 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,820 I'd have everything explained to be my bad daughter. 386 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:17,820 But the point here, this commercial comes on 387 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:18,940 and I'm catching it at the beginning. 388 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,340 I'm like, oh, this is kind of cool. 389 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:23,060 And then my 17 year old daughter starts crying 390 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,500 because of the commercial. 391 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,380 And she's like, did you see that, dad, did you see? 392 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,780 And I'm like, I'm trying to watch it right now. 393 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:33,020 If you could just, I'm gonna watch it with you. 394 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,900 Maybe I'll feel some of the emotion 395 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,300 that you're feeling right now. 396 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,420 If you just give me a second to feel it 397 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,100 and then the commercial's over. 398 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,580 So I had to go back and revisit the commercial again 399 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:46,220 because I didn't feel that emotion initially. 400 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,300 But when I did watch it again, I cried my eyes out. 401 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,540 It was very dusty wherever I was watching. 402 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:57,460 - I watched it live, caught it with no interruptions 403 00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,500 by anybody in the eye. 404 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,020 And that commercial, no matter who was around it. 405 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:02,860 - That was it. 406 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:07,100 - Yeah, seriously, that's really exactly what happened to me. 407 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,300 And I lost it. 408 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,820 I lost it at the end. 409 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,940 - Yeah, there's, the whole thing, it builds, it builds, 410 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:17,540 and I think it's where I am and probably you are 411 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,540 with our kids headed off to college. 412 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,780 - Yes. 413 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,300 - And yeah, I'm not spoiling anything 414 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,180 because every, like, you know, a billion people 415 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,180 saw this commercial. 416 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,300 - Yes. 417 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,820 - At the end of it, you know, he's like, yeah, 418 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,460 people can count, depend on me, right? 419 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,860 Girls, he's taking his girl off to college, 420 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:34,700 dropping her off. 421 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,900 It's that he's in the car, she's gone. 422 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,060 - And then she's walking for half way down the walkway. 423 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,420 And then she comes back, hugs him, 424 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:44,900 and then you see the scene of him hugging the little version 425 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,060 of her and then-- - Like, all the way through. 426 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,700 - Yeah, and you're like, oh my God, that's all of that. 427 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,780 That's what hit me as well. 428 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,540 Like, all of it, I was kind of like, oh, oh, oh, 429 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,980 and then I sobbed at the very last part of that now. 430 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,140 - Oh, God. 431 00:15:57,140 --> 00:16:00,060 I just watched it earlier tonight and I was crying. 432 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:04,540 I mean, I am drinking a screwdriver with Fizz right now 433 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:07,540 that I'm hoping will occupy my time while we play this video 434 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:09,180 so that I don't end up crying again. 435 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:12,100 But just as we give a little disclaimer here, 436 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,420 there might be some sobbing as we play this commercial. 437 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:18,260 So-- - Working across several different groups. 438 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,860 - I'm gonna take us off the screen. 439 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,660 - You know what, let me practice that one again. 440 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,940 - Okay, when you're ready, tell me about the job 441 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,100 that taught you the most. 442 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,900 - Okay. 443 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:33,500 - Well, it was a role where I learned to take 444 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,820 constructive criticism. 445 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,220 - I think she thought, oh, no, it doesn't like it. 446 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,820 - I got pretty used to, you know, working long hours 447 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,700 with a small team. 448 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,700 I got very comfortable multitasking, 449 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,580 and I had to become really organized. 450 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,620 - Not bad, but try rephrasing your answer 451 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:51,580 to sound more confident. 452 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,300 - Right, right, okay. 453 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:57,020 I was asked to make a lot of quick decisions 454 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,660 and do a lot of negotiating. 455 00:16:58,660 --> 00:16:59,660 - One more book. 456 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:03,220 - Talk about your experiences working with others. 457 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:07,060 - Oh, well, I'm at my best when I'm collaborating. 458 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,940 If it's for the team, do whatever it takes. 459 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,900 - This job description you shared mentions 460 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,020 on the job training. 461 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,380 - Well, I am a fast learner. 462 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:19,700 I don't always have all the answers, 463 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:23,020 but I get the job done, look at it. 464 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,140 No matter how long it takes. 465 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,020 (laughing) 466 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,900 And I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong. 467 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:36,060 But most importantly, I show up every day, no matter what. 468 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,100 - All right, last question. 469 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,100 When it comes to work, what motivates you? 470 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:50,100 - I guess knowing that people can depend on me. 471 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,060 - Here it comes. 472 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:57,860 And knowing I can depend on them too. 473 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:01,580 - Hmm. 474 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:07,420 That's a great answer. 475 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,460 Sounds like you're ready. 476 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:11,040 (soft music) 477 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,220 - Hey James, thanks for joining us. 478 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,220 - It's good to see you all. 479 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,060 I've been looking forward to talking. 480 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,860 Man, that was good. 481 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,700 That was good. 482 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,300 And even I didn't get it until this very minute here, 483 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,820 but at the end where there's the little pink posted 484 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,420 that says good luck, dad right there on the mouse pad. 485 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:32,660 Wow, all of it, all of it was amazing. 486 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,140 And I just, I feel like you're right. 487 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:37,260 I feel like for us who we both have seniors 488 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:40,500 graduating this year that are ready to head off to college 489 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,620 that I've realized perhaps in the better part 490 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:47,380 of the last two weeks that there's, 491 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,540 I got a very limited amount of time, 492 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:54,540 left where my eldest is going to be at home. 493 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:59,540 And it hasn't, it hadn't kicked in until I saw that video 494 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:04,180 and really officially is like, whoa, okay, that's real life. 495 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,500 That's what's happening. 496 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,940 You and I are inside of five months. 497 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,300 I'll call it inside of six months before it doesn't live 498 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,380 in our house anymore. 499 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,500 Yeah, half of you. 500 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:19,340 - And I feel like I know people that were a year older 501 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,820 than my daughter that went through this all last year 502 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:25,340 that from the graduation and everything before that proms 503 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,820 and all the cool stuff that goes on at school, 504 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:28,660 all of that. 505 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:31,660 So the end of playing softball for some of these girls 506 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,420 that when they wind up their senior year 507 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,940 and they finish playing for the school, 508 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,780 then they do maybe play out their travel play for the summer. 509 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,820 Once fall rolls around and they're heading off the college, 510 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,860 they're not sticking around a play softball anymore. 511 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,900 So they're kind of like that. 512 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,460 So all of that I had seen and I'd been viewing it. 513 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,300 I've been watching it. 514 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,540 I've been seeing friends on Facebook. 515 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,860 Boy, this really hit home. 516 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,140 Like seeing that commercial really, really hit home 517 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:59,500 and made me realize, and I hope you feel the same way, 518 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:03,700 made me realize how much I have loved being a dad. 519 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:07,900 How much I have just, it's probably my favorite thing. 520 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,780 It's probably the one of the biggest and hardest decisions 521 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:14,980 that I had to make and the way that it had to go down 522 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,260 for myself and for my wife, but my God. 523 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,380 It was so, I mean, we tell her this every single day, 524 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,260 totally, and with Lucky not only so worth it, 525 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,300 but so planned, like we were ready. 526 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,540 We knew that we wanted you. 527 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:31,620 We were so excited to bring you into our lives 528 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,140 and to have you be a part of it. 529 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,900 And then you fast forward because 17 years 530 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,860 seems like an awful long time until you're in the middle of it. 531 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,700 You know, like, holy shit, that went by so fast. 532 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,380 But it has been my favorite thing to do. 533 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:48,740 It's been, that's what I will always, I will always list first 534 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,660 when, you know, speaking of in this particular case, 535 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,100 the dad's going through getting a new job 536 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,340 after being what appears to be like a stay at home dad 537 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,980 and all of that's been fantastic for him. 538 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:02,980 I feel like the first thing, when anybody asks me what I do, 539 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:06,020 is I'm always the first response for me as I'm a dad. 540 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,420 And I've got a 17 year old and a 10 year old. 541 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:11,620 And I kind of open that way before I even think about what I've done 542 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,540 in my professional career. 543 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,180 It's always been the dad part of things first. 544 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:19,380 It's, and it's definitely better to lead with the dad thing 545 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,220 than your oldie fans. 546 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,620 Oh, yeah, so. 547 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:26,260 I mean, just a pro tip, pro tip. 548 00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:27,260 Right. And I get it. 549 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,620 And don't get me wrong. 550 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,620 I don't say exclude the only fans. 551 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,300 I say say the for the end. 552 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,700 Let them know at the end. 553 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,700 Yeah. 554 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,940 Let them make up their minds and the kids and coach 555 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,460 and worked in radio for years. 556 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:47,700 I also have a foot fetish site that I can boast. 557 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:53,380 I can boast 1200 fans who support me on only fans. 558 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,700 So that's right. 559 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,700 There you go. 560 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,260 That's, that's, that's amazing. 561 00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:57,940 That's a great way. 562 00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:00,260 That's a, that's what I call a side hustle right there. 563 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,740 That's, that's, that's a, that's a, I'm sorry. 564 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:03,220 I'm sorry. 565 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:06,300 It folks to take this like funny, but he just, he threw that one 566 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,300 to me underhand. 567 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,700 That was easy to teach right up for you. 568 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:12,620 I was going to say that I will say if you go to only fans.com/side hustle, 569 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:16,580 that's what my handlers are all of this. 570 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:17,580 Perfect. 571 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:18,580 Perfect. 572 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:23,780 No, I, so to your point about being a dad, it is, it is also how I define 573 00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:24,780 myself. 574 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:26,060 Like, it is the one thing. 575 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:29,140 If I'm having a bad day, I'm like, yeah, but you're a fucking awesome 576 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,140 dad. 577 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:34,620 And, you know, I, I know it's true. 578 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,660 I have people tell me that all the time. 579 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,620 I tell myself that so I legit. 580 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:46,940 And so it's, it because it's so integral into who I am. 581 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,660 That's why that ad hit. 582 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:53,220 And the way that ad hit to where he has this like, ah, 583 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,380 moment there in front of the refrigerator at the beginning, 584 00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:58,460 where he's, and he thinks about his, 585 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:00,980 his answer, right? 586 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,220 And it's being, now I'm going to tell him about my dad because that's who I am. 587 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:07,340 And that's going to tell everybody the most about me. 588 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,300 I loved that. 589 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,740 And that, that hit home for me too. 590 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:13,140 That was, that was the other part of this that made this so much. 591 00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:16,580 It's, it's so, it, that much harder. 592 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:17,260 Yeah. 593 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:20,660 And again, for those of you who saw the video on YouTube, you know, 594 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:23,060 we're talking about a shot at the Super Bowl, you know, we're talking about, 595 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:25,820 but those of you listening for the first time here, the guy's talking about 596 00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:29,940 applying for a job and obviously is using AI on his phone to help him get 597 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,780 prepared for an interview that he's got coming up. 598 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:36,260 But to talk about what his experience was and have that be as you're living your 599 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:40,500 life through the commercial with him, everything he was doing to raise his daughter 600 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,300 until the very end where she's going off to school. 601 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:47,380 She's going off to college and then has a hug where she comes, he's crying in the 602 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:47,780 car. 603 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:50,620 She comes back over through the open window, gives him a hug. 604 00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:52,300 She's crying right along with him. 605 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:56,300 And then there's a quick shot where it flashes to him hugging a probably a five 606 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,940 year old daughter that was his. 607 00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:01,460 And then back to the girl who's going to school, all of that together. 608 00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:08,060 I mean, I think that all of us who our parents have realized that we could 609 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:12,820 legitimately, I mean, management positions, leadership roles and companies, 610 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,860 we've done all of that. 611 00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:19,900 Even if we haven't done it for a company or for, you know, 10 to 15 people in 612 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:25,380 a group that serves underneath us, we have done all of that just by being a 613 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:30,060 parent, everything from the stepping in when you needed to have that happen 614 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,060 decisions that had to be made quickly. 615 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,940 Look, none of us are perfect. 616 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:39,700 And I think that's the best part of being a parent is not being perfect and 617 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:43,620 not being perfect in front of your kids so that they don't think you're perfect. 618 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:46,180 But at the end of the day, they know you're human. 619 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:50,260 And at the end of the day, they know that you've loved them cared for them 620 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:51,740 and done your best. 621 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:55,180 And that's what makes me feel like the parent that I am. 622 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,460 It makes me feel like the father. 623 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,340 I know I haven't been right in everything. 624 00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:02,140 I know when he says you had to apologize and he slides a note under the door that says, 625 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:02,860 "I'm sorry." 626 00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:06,420 How many times have I had those conversations, you know? 627 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:13,060 And so with all of that, it, that encompassed everything that I went through as a 628 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:17,340 parent and just kind of shown it in one, two minute clip during the Super Bowl 629 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,460 that was so important to just see. 630 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,420 I think it's, I think it's good to reflect on that. 631 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:24,900 And even if you don't have a kid that's graduating from high school like Chad and I do, 632 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,780 but you've got a child that's moving from sixth grade to seventh grade 633 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:33,060 or is just even moving up a grade and is going to become a fourth grader now. 634 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:37,740 You, this is a time to reflect on that because, you know, as Chad and I can both 635 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,900 tell you, there's not that much time. 636 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,100 There's not an infinite amount of time. 637 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,380 They'll always be your baby. 638 00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:47,380 They'll always be your child, but you don't have an infinite amount of time with them 639 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:53,500 under your roof and, and, and in your every day to day activities. 640 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:57,220 You just don't and that will wrap up far too soon than you want it to. 641 00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:05,980 And that way, you know, they, having a kid too, you know, they grow up from being 642 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:11,460 little babies all the way to 18 and in each stage as they go through that or era, 643 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,500 as we're not supposed to say, each one of their ears. 644 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,540 Right. 645 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:20,460 That's a, you're going to have to put money in the jar for that one for the old man. 646 00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:22,180 We're going to have an old man jar on the dad's. 647 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:26,420 We should, yeah, like we're not allowed to say according to, uh, we were 648 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,500 have to check superior state university. 649 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:33,340 If the kids say and late superior state says that's a tip jar, an old man tip jar, 650 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:35,260 uh, we're going to put money in the tip jar for a second. 651 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:41,940 But my point is is that the, uh, the amount of change that they go through and 652 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,500 each one of those stages, it's so different. 653 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:48,340 And, you know, you, you're really never prepared for the next stage in the next 654 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:56,500 thing, um, but each one of those stages, it's so important to stop and, uh, think about it. 655 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,580 Stop and beat it. 656 00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:02,340 Yeah, stopping be, but, but have some reverence for the moment and remember it because 657 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:06,540 each one of those as they change, I was just the other day, I was thinking about this as 658 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:06,940 like shit. 659 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:08,140 My kids are all teenagers. 660 00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:08,580 Yeah. 661 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:13,100 And I was like, Oh, man, do you remember when we could like put them to bed and you'd 662 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,540 have a few minutes as a parent after they all are asleep up. 663 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:18,100 Remember what it would have downstairs? 664 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:18,900 Remember what they were. 665 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:19,700 Yeah. 666 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:20,220 When they'd have to. 667 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,700 But now because they were napping. 668 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,300 Yeah. 669 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:22,780 What? 670 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,700 And like now my kids put me to bed. 671 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:28,100 It's like, they're all, they're all staying up late and stuff. 672 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,740 And, and I'm like, Oh, go to bed guys. 673 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:33,740 They come in and they give me a hug and I'm like, okay, guys, just remember to remember 674 00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,380 because I'm going to be out in five minutes. 675 00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:39,980 So it's seriously, but it's just those little things like that, those moments where 676 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:43,900 it, I, are so, so, so important as a parent. 677 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:44,380 Yeah. 678 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:50,620 And I don't think that you can, I don't think you can over estimate or over even state 679 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:50,860 that. 680 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:56,620 I think for those parents who don't know, realize how important it is to be in that. 681 00:27:56,620 --> 00:28:01,580 And, and for those parents who do know, those are the, the truly important times that 682 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:02,660 you're going to remember. 683 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,860 Those are the things you're going to have a thing from each of those stages. 684 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:09,380 And just when you're like, this couldn't get any tougher. 685 00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:12,020 And the next stage starts happening and it feels like it's tougher. 686 00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:17,540 Those are the most important times that you are going to remember being hard, but so, so 687 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:18,540 very worth it. 688 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:23,220 And I, and I, the only other thing that I would say, and this is, for me, for the better 689 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:27,700 part of the last year, maybe even the last two years, I've tried really hard. 690 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:33,980 I've gone out of my way to make sure I was available to my, by junior and now senior 691 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:39,700 age daughter, to be there for little things, to be there and, and it's shit that I wouldn't 692 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:40,740 normally care about. 693 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,740 I don't care. 694 00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:46,260 You know, about the, the makeup that you're wearing or the nails that you've got done for no 695 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:50,500 apparent reason other than you just wanted to do it, but boy did I ask questions and did 696 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:55,540 I want to be a part of her life and all of that and just, just experience the happiness 697 00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,700 that she was experiencing. 698 00:28:56,700 --> 00:29:04,500 So, again, there's, it's not an infinite amount of time that you have to, to hang with them. 699 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:10,100 So be a sponge, soak it up and, and enjoy everything you can because there will be a time 700 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:15,700 when you like the dad in that car after you're taking her to school to college where you're 701 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,860 going to miss that. 702 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:22,980 So really soak it up for all that you can, I think is probably what I, and it really did, 703 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:26,060 the commercial really did make me cry and think about all of that. 704 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:30,420 I've literally spent, you know, the last three or four days thinking about all of that 705 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:37,300 and, and just kind of watching her, you know, in moments of practice at softball or studying 706 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:41,980 and, and saying like, you know, as I, as I usually go to bed early, going, as she's watching 707 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:46,140 some softball on ESPN and I'm like, Hey, let me to watch the rest of the game with you and 708 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:50,220 she's like, no, I got some studying to do and I'm like, okay, all right, but we'll watch 709 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:51,220 them tomorrow. 710 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,220 Sound good? 711 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,220 Yeah, sounds good. 712 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,860 I mean, it's just, I want to get as many of those moments in as I can. 713 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:56,860 So, Amen, brother. 714 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:57,860 Yeah, yeah. 715 00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:58,860 So do it. 716 00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:01,420 You get, get those moments in and really, really enjoy it. 717 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:06,380 I think that that's, that's, even if you weren't thinking that your parenting was going 718 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:10,860 to be either the thing that you were the best at or the thing you were most proud of or 719 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:16,460 the thing that you enjoyed the most, you'll realize it at some point that that's, that's 720 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,540 what defines you. 721 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:25,300 And even more so than you're an astronaut or a politician or a businessman or an entrepreneur, 722 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:29,260 it's going to be what you did as a dad that will mean the most, I think, to you at the end 723 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,260 of the day. 724 00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:32,260 So, enjoy it. 725 00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:33,260 Enjoy it, dad. 726 00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:38,020 Why doesn't it mean the most to you then you're a psychopath? 727 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:39,820 You should, what the fuck are you doing? 728 00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:40,820 Listen to this show. 729 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,820 All right. 730 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:42,820 Yeah, really? 731 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:46,940 That said, let's get some real quick Valentine's Day thoughts while we're in this lovey-dovey 732 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:47,940 kind of mode. 733 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:48,940 Sure. 734 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:50,740 I was trying to think of things, yeah, hugs. 735 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:56,060 I was trying to think of things that, what would I be interested in receiving as a gift 736 00:30:56,060 --> 00:31:01,820 as a father for Valentine's Day that might actually be legit? 737 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,300 It might be something worthwhile. 738 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:09,740 It might be something that, you know, I would, I don't know if I would use it so much, I would 739 00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:12,900 think I'd be interested in at least opening it and have some excitement from it because 740 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:17,100 there are times, let's be honest, in the times in the years and the presence that you've 741 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:22,900 gotten for Christmas or Father's Day or whatever might be, maybe, maybe not. 742 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,500 There's some good things that you like in there. 743 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,500 Maybe, maybe not. 744 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,820 There's some things that you're like, where did you guys get this idea from? 745 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:32,460 Because I don't know where this would have come from before. 746 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,940 Who told you I wanted this? 747 00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:34,940 Right. 748 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,940 Did you hear me talk about this before? 749 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:39,660 Because I'm not sure where this has come from. 750 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:43,900 And so it's not necessarily that as far as your first choice goes, right? 751 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:47,260 So these are things I thought would be fun that every dad might get a little kick out 752 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:48,260 of. 753 00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:49,660 So I thought I would bring two to the table. 754 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:54,380 But if you are looking for gifts for your significant other, for a friend, if you're thinking 755 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:58,260 for another dad and Valentine's Day may not be the most proper time, but you can get 756 00:31:58,260 --> 00:32:00,620 away with gift giving, I think at that point, you never know. 757 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:04,100 You never know, especially when it's gifts like this, because you're not getting lingerie 758 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:08,340 for your, for your, your dude friend, at least that I'm aware of. 759 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:13,620 You shouldn't be getting any lingerie for your dude friend, but if they're a dad, right? 760 00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:15,980 But could you get them? 761 00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:19,740 How about the 50th anniversary celebration of Atari games? 762 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:20,740 Huh? 763 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,180 That's kind of cool. 764 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:25,980 Because it's seen, I mean, right? 765 00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:28,340 Send me the link so I can set it to my kids. 766 00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:29,340 Let's go. 767 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:33,980 Talking about so it's the 50th anniversary celebration, the expanded edition for 30 bucks. 768 00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,740 What a deal on Amazon. 769 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:39,740 You're getting not just the Atari 50, there's a steel book edition for 40 bucks. 770 00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:43,420 So for an additional 10 bucks, you actually get this book in here that's got like, it's 771 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,460 like a coffee table book for old Atari games. 772 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,460 How cool is that? 773 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:51,740 And then you're getting what is in essence, you've seen the Nintendo ones, right? 774 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,980 That are the kind of the revised small additions all with a chip now. 775 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:59,060 So it's so much easier than putting the cartridge in or having to blow on the cartridge to put 776 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,700 it in and play your Nintendo game. 777 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,700 So they've got these. 778 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:07,700 It's all inclusive and it's got all of the games from pong all the way through whatever 779 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:13,020 you expect pitfall, whatever your favorite Atari games were are all included in this 780 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:16,660 edition for the 50th anniversary of Atari. 781 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:21,340 Now this one probably if I could get my my daughter, my Gen Z daughter to sit down and 782 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:24,940 play some of these games, she'd probably think this was a pretty cool old guy. 783 00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:29,100 I think to have I can't help but think that she wouldn't feel that way, right? 784 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:32,500 But I think and it doesn't she's a psychopath again. 785 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,500 She was there. 786 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,340 She's as much a psychopath at that point, right? 787 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,500 I mean, come on. 788 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,340 You who wouldn't love that? 789 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:41,340 Seriously. 790 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,820 So yeah, I'm going to just take actually I'm going to go right now take some money out 791 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:46,780 of my kids account, right? 792 00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:50,940 And buy this gift with that money and then on Valentine's Day, it's going to be wrapped 793 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:53,580 up downstairs and it's going to have you know, two dad from the kids. 794 00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:56,540 You're going to say thank you to them for all of this. 795 00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,900 You're like, that is such an amazing gift that you got for dad. 796 00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,820 I didn't think you knew that much about Atari. 797 00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:05,020 I didn't think you cared, but yet here you are and I appreciate that. 798 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,700 So I think that that's a good idea. 799 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:12,940 Now, on the other side of that, I have I socks that you've gotten for Father's Day or for 800 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:13,940 Christmas. 801 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:14,940 It's happened to all of us, right? 802 00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:20,620 Maybe you've gotten the hand painted and handmade coffee mug or plate or that kind of a thing. 803 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:21,620 Have you gotten those? 804 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,620 What is that? 805 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:25,540 Socks with a handle bar mustache on it? 806 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,340 Oh, I might have gotten that. 807 00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,340 Staying there. 808 00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,340 Okay. 809 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,340 Now, I'm going to go a little different. 810 00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:32,940 I'm going to make it coffee mug, but I'm going to make it more fun because while we're 811 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:38,180 having our coffee first thing in the morning, I oftentimes think it's not enough on my message 812 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:40,020 to be world's greatest dad. 813 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:41,020 That's fun. 814 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:42,020 That's nice. 815 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,020 That's awesome. 816 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,420 What I really need is I love being woke. 817 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:50,460 It's much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat. 818 00:34:50,460 --> 00:35:01,620 And for 1299, again, I've kept everything $40 or less for a Valentine's Day gift and who 819 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:05,380 I that would make my coffee taste so much better. 820 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:12,100 I mean, my wife, I tried when we first moved to Michigan, we moved like right around her 821 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,940 birthday and it was tough to we were moved literally moving in like two days before her 822 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:16,940 birthday. 823 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:17,940 So like it gives. 824 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,700 I'm wrapping paper anywhere in the house. 825 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:24,300 I'd to wrap stuff with newspaper, which she fucking railed on me about. 826 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:28,260 But the point is is that what I wanted to get for her was a cup that she loved, a coffee 827 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:32,660 cup, the just set in like the prettiest, it was like the most beautiful, almost like pink 828 00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:35,100 china coffee cup, like really pretty with the handle. 829 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,980 You have to use the little pinky thing when you're sipping it, right? 830 00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:42,540 And on it in beautiful gold handwriting, it said fucking cunt. 831 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:46,140 That's what she wanted her birthday. 832 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:47,140 I think it's brilliant. 833 00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,140 Oh my god. 834 00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:54,740 I for the life of me couldn't find it anywhere online or any place else anywhere near me on 835 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,060 this particular birthday. 836 00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,060 I couldn't find it. 837 00:35:57,060 --> 00:36:00,380 So I tried to come up with a different one that was like as you're lifting the coffee cup 838 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:02,500 up on the bottom, it's got the middle finger flipping you off. 839 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,500 So whoever you're drinking coffee with, it's flipping them off. 840 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:09,220 And she thought it meant something totally different than what I was intending it to be. 841 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,780 She was like, are you saying, no, there's no message for you, honey. 842 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,860 I was trying to make this a fun coffee cup. 843 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:19,180 Yeah, for you, so you can use that message, I will you're telling me your fuck off. 844 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:22,980 That's what I see in the morning when you're drinking your coffee. 845 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:24,860 But this I thought was brilliant. 846 00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:26,780 I love the, I love being woke. 847 00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:27,780 It's much better. 848 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:30,180 It's much nicer than being an ignorant fucking plot. 849 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:36,540 So there are things out there that we can get for each other Valentine's day or around, 850 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,180 the gift giving holidays. 851 00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:41,060 Maybe you're getting, you're not sure what to get somebody for that wonderful daylight 852 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:44,180 savings time gift that'll be coming up here in mid March. 853 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,180 I know. 854 00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:46,180 Thanks for reminding me too. 855 00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:49,300 I need to run out and get a daylight savings present from my wife. 856 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:53,220 I would even just get the, when you go to hallmark, pick up to the card so you've got some 857 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:54,220 for future. 858 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,700 Oh, yeah. 859 00:36:55,700 --> 00:37:00,180 Have they, have they dropped that when you were there, did they drop the Arbor Day cards? 860 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,180 Yeah, or those? 861 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,500 I've just seen those yet, but they were opening a box of ornaments. 862 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,220 So I'm guessing they were Arbor Day ornaments. 863 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:06,220 That would be more. 864 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:07,220 Okay. 865 00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:08,220 That's big sense. 866 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,220 Yeah. 867 00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:10,220 Seems about, seems about the right time. 868 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:12,460 But anyway, I just thought those would be a couple of fun little gifts. 869 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:16,220 If there's anything else, the, the you guys are seeing dads that you think are, are, are, 870 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:17,660 are, are absolutely interesting. 871 00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:20,060 Reach out to us at realguyradio.com. 872 00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:21,220 You can post a message right there. 873 00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:23,100 You can leave a voicemail right there. 874 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,060 You can do anything and everything at realguyradio.com. 875 00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:29,940 Hit us up and let us know what some of those other gifts are that dads would really appreciate. 876 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:31,700 More importantly, you really appreciate. 877 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:36,140 I remember the best Easter basket I ever got from my family was one that they put together 878 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:41,500 that was an Easter basket filled with chips and salsa and Mexican beer. 879 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,020 That was in the basket. 880 00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:46,340 It was the best, I still brag about that gift all the time. 881 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:48,420 The best gift anybody's ever given me. 882 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:53,660 Probably cost them, you know, a six pack and maybe an additional 10 bucks for chips and salsa. 883 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:55,860 And man, was it the best thing that I ever had? 884 00:37:55,860 --> 00:38:00,460 So again, what's useful and what we would enjoy doesn't necessarily have to be this big 885 00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,020 extravagant thing. 886 00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:04,540 I don't need different types of weird jerky. 887 00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:07,500 It's been, you know, dry, chip chips from right. 888 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,500 I don't need that. 889 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:12,820 Give me some chips and salsa and some Mexican beer and a lime and I am solid and ready 890 00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:14,620 to go for Easter. 891 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,300 All right. 892 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,980 When we come back, we might sound like old men. 893 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:22,740 We might look like old men, although you look incredibly cool with that mustache. 894 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,380 I may look like an old man. 895 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,380 I do look like an old man. 896 00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:29,420 I don't know what I'm talking about, but is it what Gen Zers think is old? 897 00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:32,300 Is it, am I perfect for that older person? 898 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:35,100 We'll find out when we come back here in the dad's own podcast. 899 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,980 You know, your front lawn under your porch on the side of the highway where you can store all 900 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,980 that stuff my way down here. 901 00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:43,380 Jones, big ass truck, we're doing cost storage. 902 00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:46,620 Now, I know y'all got stuff at your house that you don't need. 903 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,620 No more, you don't want? 904 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:49,420 You know you ain't gonna use that printer? 905 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,420 Why keep it all around your house? 906 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:51,420 Bring it down here in my house. 907 00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:52,420 You ain't deduce the hazard. 908 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:55,620 You know, he's gonna use that ugly yellow you lugage? 909 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,940 You don't need all this crap, but you're gonna do with this. 910 00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:01,020 This is not, but it, in my yard, I don't care. 911 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:05,300 I'll store this motorcycle in that band for you for $10.99 a month. 912 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,300 You got old tires. 913 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,460 They charge you $3 for that old tire. 914 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,260 You can rent a truck, you can store a car. 915 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,260 You don't care. 916 00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,260 Bring it on down here. 917 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,780 You ain't got to put that old tire for $3 for less than that. 918 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:15,780 Hell for you. 919 00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,780 For $3, they gonna charge you? 920 00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:17,780 I do it down here for $1.50. 921 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:21,940 Down here in Jones, big ass truck rental and storage facility. 922 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:25,300 Now, friends, you may ask yourself, "Hi, man. 923 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:28,580 Hell, can he store this stuff for such a cheap price?" 924 00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:32,580 This in a box, market for you, put it in a way, steal it. 925 00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:38,940 The fact that it matters, I'm pretty drunk right now and store it. 926 00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:45,740 And this is a drunk discount sale down here at Jones, big ass truck rental and car facility. 927 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:46,740 You got an elephant. 928 00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:47,740 I got space. 929 00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:48,740 Send me smoke sickness. 930 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:51,060 You got weed and I store anything you want. 931 00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:52,060 Go ahead and give me a call. 932 00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,980 A five million minute net set. 933 00:39:53,980 --> 00:40:06,380 This is a bus. 934 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,620 It's the onion radio news. 935 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:11,260 God is diagnosed with bipolar disorder. 936 00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:13,620 This is Doyle Redland reporting. 937 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:18,980 After a diagnosis that explains the confusing and contradictory aspects of the cosmos, the 938 00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:24,740 Lord God, creator of the universe and popular long time deity to billions of followers, was 939 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:28,380 found to suffer from bipolar disorder today. 940 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:30,540 Revind dr. J. Henry Jurgens. 941 00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:34,300 Sadly he's not in control of his actions, but he is in control of ours. 942 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:39,340 Jurgens plans to form a support group, living with a bipolar creator deity as a forum for 943 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:44,540 all of humanity to discuss their feelings about living in a universe run by an omnipresent 944 00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:48,540 loved one, not fully in control of his emotions. 945 00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:58,780 Doyle Redland for the onion radio news online at the onion dot com. 946 00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:03,100 Welcome back to the dad's home podcast episode number three zero seven still to come. 947 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:12,100 We will find out who delivered to us the parenting tweeted the week. 948 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:17,020 Very kind of them to do that gives us enough to chuckle a laugh about here. 949 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:22,100 That's on the way here, plus just in the adrenaline fueled. 950 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:25,380 Worst parent of the year nominee possibly we've got three of them to choose from. 951 00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:27,740 That's all on the way here the dad's home podcast. 952 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:28,740 All right, Chad. 953 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:32,420 So first Gen Z, they think that we're old. 954 00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:33,420 We are old. 955 00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:34,740 I can't really argue with them about that. 956 00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:38,500 I can't argue with my child about that because she's right. 957 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:43,900 But what is it that they think is old, but still really like? 958 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:44,900 That's the question here. 959 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:45,900 What is it? 960 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:49,340 It's like, Hey, that's an older person thing. 961 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,740 And I kind of dig it. 962 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:52,740 There's a couple of different ones. 963 00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:56,780 Buzzfeed has put out an article here saying recently I asked the Gen Z members of our Buzzfeed 964 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:57,780 community. 965 00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:00,660 What things they appreciate or love about older generations. 966 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,780 Here are some of their responses. 967 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:03,780 Are you ready for this? 968 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:06,740 Now, do you want to make any predictions ahead of time here? 969 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:11,700 So what you think Gen Z thinks is cool. 970 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:17,940 I'm going to stick with the house phone, the wall phone, okay, rotary dial phone, some 971 00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:20,300 sort of phone is not a device. 972 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:24,700 Is it exclusive rotary dial or are you pulling yourself out of the 70s and doing the push 973 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,700 button? 974 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,140 One that were on the because those were the cool. 975 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:33,980 I have my mom still have a rotary one, which is I believe I could be wrong hardwired 976 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:37,020 into her house. 977 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,020 They used to be. 978 00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:39,020 I don't know. 979 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:41,020 You had to have a guy that come out to do it. 980 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,780 There's no, there's no jack. 981 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,340 There's no like ethernet plug. 982 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:47,340 You plug in for the, I mean, they eventually got to that point. 983 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:49,860 Yeah, but you are coming out of the wall. 984 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:50,860 It was hardwired in. 985 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,260 It was soft and someplace into your wall. 986 00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:54,260 So, okay. 987 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:57,100 So you're saying the phone with the phone. 988 00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:00,420 The phone is on the list. 989 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,700 Any old technology we talked about are Tari. 990 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:10,300 So Tari tape decks, record players, record players, that kind of stuff. 991 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,300 Boombox stuff. 992 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,020 There may be a boombox in there. 993 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:17,340 Well, you, you might be shocked at this because again, let's all just remember for those of 994 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:21,340 us who are old enough to the coolest thing about the boombox was when you got the one that 995 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:22,700 did the reverse cassette. 996 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,980 So you pop the cassette and you play the one side automatically. 997 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,420 You weren't forced anymore to hit the eject button. 998 00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:32,300 Pull the cassette out, turned it over, put it back in and hit the play button for side 999 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,300 too. 1000 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:35,100 It flipped over for you. 1001 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,940 Very, very nice. 1002 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,580 Oh, before you had it. 1003 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,580 It was extra. 1004 00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:45,820 Before you had the removable CD player in your car or the removable CD player in your car, 1005 00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:49,140 which was by the way, the coolest. 1006 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:50,460 That was the coolest thing. 1007 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:54,740 If you had a tape deck that you could pop a cassette into your car and not have to worry 1008 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:59,020 about ejecting it or flipping it over when it was done, it flipped over for you. 1009 00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,020 That was the best. 1010 00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,540 That was the coolest thing. 1011 00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:05,220 So I get, you might be shocked. 1012 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,540 You might be shocked at the first couple of ones here. 1013 00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:10,460 Because they're more ethereal. 1014 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:12,860 They're more like, here we are. 1015 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860 Feeling? 1016 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:14,860 Yeah. 1017 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,860 Here we go. 1018 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:16,860 Oh, just from a Gen Zier. 1019 00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:21,740 I like with older generations that they're able to keep up conversations with each other 1020 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:26,500 and create real connections without a screen between them. 1021 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,980 Some Gen Ziers do it too, but don't get me wrong. 1022 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:33,980 But the amount of people unable to strike up a conversation and keep it interesting to 1023 00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:35,540 say the least. 1024 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:42,980 So just the ability to have conversation is which is kind of lost in this generation. 1025 00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:45,620 I would say that is true. 1026 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:51,140 Yeah, if we didn't make our kids put the phone down and sit down to the dinner table, 1027 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:54,140 everybody be at the dinner table like that, you know, put the phone. 1028 00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:55,940 So I get it. 1029 00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:58,220 You go to a restaurant these days too. 1030 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,820 You look around and there's tables full of people. 1031 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:02,420 Everybody's looking at their phone. 1032 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:03,420 Yeah. 1033 00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:05,420 It is nice to have a conversation now then. 1034 00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:06,860 And even take it a little deeper. 1035 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:11,420 I mean, sometimes the conversation is about whatever you saw on the phone or whatever you 1036 00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,420 saw in you. 1037 00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,260 It can be absolutely, but man's talking about it. 1038 00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:16,340 Yeah, have a face to face. 1039 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:21,380 There's a social aspect all that too. 1040 00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:22,380 What is happening there? 1041 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:24,980 Are we all becoming introverts because of the phone? 1042 00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:25,980 Right. 1043 00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:28,180 Because that's something like, you don't know how to be human in the real world. 1044 00:45:28,180 --> 00:45:30,820 I think that's what they're saying with this is like, okay, so once you get beyond the 1045 00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:33,140 surface conversation, like, yeah, I saw that too. 1046 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:35,940 Or that really that they had that on the Instagram. 1047 00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:36,940 That's awesome. 1048 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:37,940 That's funny. 1049 00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:38,940 That's crazy to put that up there. 1050 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:44,460 Then there's just nothing except awkward silence, like keeping the conversation going, 1051 00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:49,020 developing from that, being an active listener and a participant in the conversation is 1052 00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:51,780 something that's important to have. 1053 00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:54,820 And I think that that's one of the things that they're saying here is that they feel like 1054 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:59,260 they are unskilled in that because if there's no screen between them, there's no way that 1055 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:02,540 conversation keeps going. 1056 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:08,660 It's sad to think about, but at the same time, okay, all right, so maybe we're the last generation 1057 00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:13,860 who can have conversations that last or that trail into another conversation. 1058 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:16,140 Although I will say this, do you feel this way with your kids? 1059 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:24,300 I feel like I've brought my girls up correctly, in my opinion, correctly enough to when they're 1060 00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:28,460 talking to older adults that they can keep that conversation going. 1061 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,420 It's not, it's not their favorite. 1062 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:34,060 They would rather find a way to go like, oh, I got a thing. 1063 00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:42,060 I got to head out of here, but they can have a, like my, my kid in having interest from colleges 1064 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,660 recruiting her for softball. 1065 00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:48,300 She can have a good conversation where I can be off to the side, not even in the same room. 1066 00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:53,980 And she can have that conversation with coaches or athletic directors or whoever it is. 1067 00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:56,460 And I can feel confident about that. 1068 00:46:56,460 --> 00:47:00,300 But at the same time, like if her and her favorite catcher from her softball team when 1069 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:04,180 I'm not to talk, oh, well, I can't imagine what that conversation would be like. 1070 00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,180 Because it would be very. 1071 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:06,180 Yeah, crickets. 1072 00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:07,180 Yes, crickets. 1073 00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:08,180 Crickets. 1074 00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:14,260 I, I, with your point about your kids, too, that is one of my favorite things is when another 1075 00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:17,980 adult will come up to me out of the balloon cup, oh, your daughter is so great. 1076 00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:20,700 I had a great conversation with her the other day. 1077 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:26,140 And you're like, wait, are we talking about the same kid? 1078 00:47:26,140 --> 00:47:27,140 You're right. 1079 00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:29,140 There's something that makes you feel so proud about that. 1080 00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:30,140 It does. 1081 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:31,140 Absolutely does. 1082 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,140 Yeah. 1083 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,540 Because you know, the opposite was true. 1084 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:34,540 You'd be so worried. 1085 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:36,700 Like, um, I went and talked to your daughter. 1086 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:37,700 What's wrong with her? 1087 00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,780 You're thinking to yourself, wait a minute. 1088 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:41,780 Is she a psychopath? 1089 00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:42,780 He's so, yeah. 1090 00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:50,020 Um, um, but no, seriously, like my, my kids, um, the, all three of them can do that. 1091 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,020 All three of them. 1092 00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:52,020 That's great. 1093 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:53,660 I've been a couple met at various times. 1094 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:54,660 So yeah, yeah. 1095 00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:56,580 And like, I know my 10 year old can do that. 1096 00:47:56,580 --> 00:48:01,660 And I know my 10 year old can walk up to a counter at a restaurant or a coffee shop and ice 1097 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:04,180 cream place and order what she wants. 1098 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:05,180 No problem. 1099 00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:08,140 She can do that and she can do it with great voice and make sure it's correct. 1100 00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:11,580 You should be happy to go back and be like, you messed my order up. 1101 00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:12,580 Thank you. 1102 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:14,780 90% of the time she doesn't want to. 1103 00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:20,140 So she would have one of us order for her at the diner or whatever, but I know she's 1104 00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:21,140 capable of doing it. 1105 00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:22,140 And I've seen her do it. 1106 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,140 So I feel good about that. 1107 00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,620 I think it's just a little thing that she's in right now. 1108 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:28,180 And she's more than capable of doing that. 1109 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,780 Here's this one. 1110 00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:34,580 The thing I'm most jealous about is that older generations got to grow up with third places 1111 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:36,500 to meet and hang out in. 1112 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,340 There's nothing like that anymore. 1113 00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:42,500 If we go to a coffee shop, it's $10 cups of coffee and we're expected to drink it quietly 1114 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,500 and leave. 1115 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:48,140 And if we want to go hang out in the park, there are always Karen yelling at us for just 1116 00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,140 being kids. 1117 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:52,580 It's like there's a constant helicopter of surveillance and anger towards teenagers. 1118 00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:56,740 It's just completely kept us from having that kind of experience you got. 1119 00:48:56,740 --> 00:48:59,300 And I think that's probably pretty true. 1120 00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:08,020 It's, some of that to me is the, the, the, when we grew up, we were unsupervised children. 1121 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,260 Like, my parents were like, yeah, go play in the woods. 1122 00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:11,780 Like you get attacked by a bear? 1123 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:12,780 Great. 1124 00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:15,420 Just be back before the sun goes down kind of thing, you know, I believe they call it like 1125 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:16,420 the kids, right? 1126 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:20,300 We were like, watch key or, yeah, or the street light kids. 1127 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,300 Yes. 1128 00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,300 Right. 1129 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:29,820 And so there's a capability there and a trust that our parents had and, and that seems lacking 1130 00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:36,700 and it's this sort of like urgency to make sure that our kids are okay to like, you know, 1131 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:41,740 be their bulldozer, their helicopter, whatever, to make sure everything's okay. 1132 00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:45,580 And then, and then people see other kids acting up and having fun. 1133 00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:50,740 And then they feel like, you know, oh my God, I, somebody's going to hurt themselves or whatever 1134 00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:51,740 their logic is. 1135 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:54,140 I, and don't you feel like that's odd too? 1136 00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:56,780 Like we, when we grew up, yes, we were right. 1137 00:49:56,780 --> 00:49:59,380 We should just be like, I, I look at those cool kids. 1138 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:02,300 And our parents would be like, okay, make sure you home by the time the street lights come 1139 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,300 on, right? 1140 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:04,300 You're going to do whatever you're going to do. 1141 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:07,500 I don't give a fuck go out there and whatever it is that you're going to do, go do it. 1142 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:11,020 But just be back before the street lights come on or as the street lights are coming on. 1143 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:17,300 But at that time, that's when legitimately creepy dudes were pulling up in parks or, you 1144 00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:21,620 know, they were pulling up in your neighborhood with the windowless vans offering you candy 1145 00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:23,100 out of the back of it. 1146 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:27,540 And yet our power, just be home for the lights come back on. 1147 00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:30,020 Where did you, where did you grow up again? 1148 00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:32,740 Because those guys were not in my neighborhood. 1149 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:34,700 But here we are. 1150 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:38,860 Here we are with our kids like, I don't, I don't know if I can just let her go to the park. 1151 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:39,860 I don't know if that's okay. 1152 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:41,460 I think that's not better. 1153 00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:43,940 I know it's just right around the corner, but I better driver. 1154 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,740 I got to drive her over there. 1155 00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:49,060 I don't know the chances are, I mean, all the times that I've taken her to the park, I've 1156 00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:54,100 never seen a windowless van pull up, but because as a kid, I always heard that, but my parents 1157 00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:55,540 didn't give a shit about it. 1158 00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:58,100 They weren't worried enough about it to be an issue. 1159 00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:02,220 That's when actual kids were getting kidnapped was back in that time frame. 1160 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:05,980 Now we're just like, I don't, I don't have any reason to be concerned, but I'm going to 1161 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:06,980 be concerned. 1162 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:07,980 Right. 1163 00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:08,980 Yeah. 1164 00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:15,020 It's parents let your kids go feral every now and then. 1165 00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:16,020 It's hard advice. 1166 00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,020 It's good for them. 1167 00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,020 It's good for you. 1168 00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,020 Yeah, I'm so dirty. 1169 00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:20,020 You'll be fine. 1170 00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:21,020 Yeah. 1171 00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:22,020 Come on now. 1172 00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:23,220 Let them eat weird things. 1173 00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:24,220 It doesn't matter. 1174 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:27,900 They'll develop, you know, they'll, they'll, they'll, they're going to grow into all that 1175 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:29,900 means within reason, let them eat weird things. 1176 00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:35,140 I wouldn't have the windowless van guy pull up and then they got to eat whatever he's selling. 1177 00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:36,900 Don't give the, yeah, selling. 1178 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:37,900 Yeah. 1179 00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:38,900 Okay. 1180 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:39,900 The toys. 1181 00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:42,460 To be honest, I always thought the beanie babies were cool even though they were never 1182 00:51:42,460 --> 00:51:43,460 worth anything. 1183 00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:49,060 But the kids actually, I feel like my, my 17 year old will bring up things that she remembers 1184 00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:50,620 as being cool toys of her time. 1185 00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:54,460 And I'm like, that wasn't that long ago and then I had to think back, shit, that was 15 years 1186 00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:55,460 ago. 1187 00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:56,460 Okay. 1188 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,460 That does, that was quite a while ago. 1189 00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:59,660 Like I told you I got her the guitar hero. 1190 00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,660 I got the weed. 1191 00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:01,660 Yeah. 1192 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:05,660 And the weed, like the original we, I bought the original guitar hero, World Tour that came 1193 00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:09,340 where we had with it when she was little and played it and she's playing it since Christmas 1194 00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:11,020 nonstop and absolutely loves it. 1195 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:18,620 So the toys that she remembers from that I think are worth it and the stuff I grew up like 1196 00:52:18,620 --> 00:52:21,780 I have because it's, I'm stupid this way, Chad. 1197 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:26,420 But one of my things that I collect is that I've got, do you remember when I was growing 1198 00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:30,820 up, I had the Mattel Electronics handheld LED video games like they had. 1199 00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:31,820 Yes. 1200 00:52:31,820 --> 00:52:34,580 All football, football, baseball hockey. 1201 00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:37,580 And it's just the stupidest thing you put a nine volt battery in the back and the way you 1202 00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:39,940 checked to see if the battery was good. 1203 00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:41,940 Open it, put it on your tongue. 1204 00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:42,940 Did you shock your tongue? 1205 00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:43,940 Fuck yeah. 1206 00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:44,940 Everton. 1207 00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:45,940 Let's do this. 1208 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:46,940 Yeah, you can go. 1209 00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:47,940 We got to choose. 1210 00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:48,940 Let's go. 1211 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:49,940 You want to be player one or player two? 1212 00:52:49,940 --> 00:52:50,940 Right. 1213 00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:51,940 Exactly. 1214 00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:52,940 We're going to play pro or we're going to play amateur level. 1215 00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:53,940 Let's get on this shit. 1216 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:59,140 And so that would be, I have a collection of those and my daughter enjoys still like the 1217 00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:00,140 baseball one. 1218 00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:01,940 She loves, which was my favorite one. 1219 00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:03,100 And she loves playing that. 1220 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,540 It's just a little LED game. 1221 00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:05,540 There's no characters. 1222 00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:07,980 There's no avatars that you can create. 1223 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,860 It's a fucking red dot that bleeps. 1224 00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:16,020 And it's three sounds if you get a triple two sounds if you get a double and that's how you 1225 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:17,340 know what you've got. 1226 00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:21,300 And it is still to this day that one of the things she thinks is most fun. 1227 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,300 That's awesome. 1228 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:23,300 Yeah. 1229 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:30,420 I don't have, I don't really feel like toy wise that's around any of you have. 1230 00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:32,380 But lately, and figures? 1231 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:39,940 No, no, but lately my kids have been asking me about things that I played with in the past. 1232 00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:42,220 Like, Dad, did you ever have X? 1233 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,220 Whatever it was? 1234 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,220 Yeah. 1235 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,380 Yeah, and there's some of those toys, man. 1236 00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:51,540 I wish I still had them to this day because I see these guys online that have all this collectible 1237 00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:53,620 toys and shit, especially the Star Wars stuff. 1238 00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,780 And it's like, dang, I had one of those. 1239 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:58,860 I played one of those when I was a kid. 1240 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:02,020 But yeah, it's I had my personality. 1241 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:10,700 That our kids don't have my grandma's having caught me the boba Fett, the boba Fett action figure 1242 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:13,140 that actually shot out the rocket from the back. 1243 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:14,140 Yes. 1244 00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:16,140 Before they held it out that. 1245 00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:18,780 Yeah, because they were killed with joke on it and all that. 1246 00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:19,780 Yeah. 1247 00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:20,780 They recalled it. 1248 00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:24,820 My grandmother took it back and I didn't end up getting it. 1249 00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:27,780 I think I ended up getting like a she got me a jaw wall or something like that. 1250 00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:28,780 Yeah. 1251 00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:29,780 The next action character. 1252 00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:31,740 But anyways, I remember getting that. 1253 00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:33,260 And I had all the Star Wars action figures. 1254 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,580 Man, and I love those things. 1255 00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:35,580 Those were amazing. 1256 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:37,900 I grew up with all of that kind of stuff. 1257 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:42,100 My mom would call it my boy Barbie dolls because I had Superman and Batman. 1258 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,460 And I had all the superhero characters. 1259 00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:45,460 Geo Joe's. 1260 00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:46,460 Again. 1261 00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:52,060 With all of that also for us, you know, at a time when I was growing up, it was also collectibles 1262 00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,060 that you had. 1263 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:59,020 So we would go down to the guy at the mall by my house who had a baseball card store, right? 1264 00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:02,620 He had all his baseball cards there and all the other types of cards he had football and 1265 00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:04,220 basketball and all that stuff. 1266 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:09,300 And then he also had collectibles of like all these cool Star Wars action figures and toys. 1267 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,620 It was the coolest place to go hang out, gum ball machines. 1268 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,460 He had a pinball machine in there. 1269 00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:14,780 And it was just a collectible guy. 1270 00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:16,220 That's where we would go and hang out. 1271 00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:17,700 We wouldn't get kicked out. 1272 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:21,260 We were like, they he loved it if we were all hanging out in there and talking boards and 1273 00:55:21,260 --> 00:55:22,260 baseball and whatnot. 1274 00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:26,020 Did he drive a windalous van money chance? 1275 00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:31,340 He did off for a lot of rides home. 1276 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:34,020 That's the East County is being. 1277 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:40,100 No, I just I just so I just I think that the combination there and that that I could see 1278 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:43,020 where the kids would miss that I miss that now as an adult as well. 1279 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:45,060 Here it is, Chad number five on the list. 1280 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:48,380 I loved the wall phone the most. 1281 00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:52,100 It was my favorite thing in my grandparents house. 1282 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:53,100 Oh, geez. 1283 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,700 Now when it hits that's that that hits below the belt. 1284 00:55:55,700 --> 00:56:00,500 Now my grandparents house. 1285 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:09,260 I will say that my kids have have sort of a shoot any and all stories about wired phones 1286 00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:14,040 and how we you know back in our day, Chad, if you wanted to have a private conversation 1287 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:18,380 on the home phone line, that meant you'd have to have the long extension cord to the wall 1288 00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:22,540 phone so you could go out into the garage, close the door so your parents couldn't hear 1289 00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:24,340 you talking on the phone. 1290 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,540 And that's where you'd kind of like huddle up off to the side and have a conversation with 1291 00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:30,980 the girl you wanted to talk to or your bros if you were talking about ever. 1292 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:34,380 But mom could still go pick up the other phone in the other room and hear exactly what was 1293 00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:36,420 going on your conversation. 1294 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:41,100 So in this case, they've they've like, it's not a big deal. 1295 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,380 You had to there was a rotor. 1296 00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:55,340 What is a what is that? 1297 00:56:55,340 --> 00:56:57,940 What did you have to do that or what was that all about? 1298 00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:59,540 Yeah, looking up on YouTube kids. 1299 00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:00,540 Yeah. 1300 00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:03,180 But I will say that for some reason and I think it's probably more likely the television shows like 1301 00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:08,540 the sign felt where in the 90s you had the phone that had the extendable antenna that didn't 1302 00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:08,700 get the exception, but it's a big phone that had the had to pull the antenna. 1303 00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:09,700 Yeah, cordless. 1304 00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,700 Yeah, cordless phones. 1305 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:12,340 And that's they seem to find interest in that a little bit like that kind of thing. 1306 00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:14,780 And technology though, like, what is that all about? 1307 00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:18,100 They're like, Oh, but that's like, yeah, that you don't want to hear about the corded one. 1308 00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:22,900 Yeah, 1980s, the first cordless phones and answering machines. 1309 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:27,340 You don't understand if you messed up the number on the rotary phone and you were six digits 1310 00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:30,060 into it, you had to hang up and start over, maybe. 1311 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:31,900 Yeah, do not mess up. 1312 00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:32,900 All right. 1313 00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,580 So, but anyways, you were right. 1314 00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:36,340 I think that that is pretty huge. 1315 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,900 Now, one of the things I will say to him will wrap this up here. 1316 00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:39,900 Two things. 1317 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,820 And you and I have talked at nauseam about this. 1318 00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:45,180 Their music taste says one of these Gen Z years. 1319 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,620 My dad is a Gen Xer. 1320 00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:50,140 He's the reason I got to see Iron Maiden live in 2023. 1321 00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:51,340 My mom is a boomer. 1322 00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:54,980 She got me into Dolly Pardon, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers and Elvis. 1323 00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:59,940 My sister is a millennial and she's taken me to see bands like Green Day, my chemical romance, 1324 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:02,860 bowling for soup less than Jake and some 41. 1325 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:07,460 Their music taste helped me shape my music taste and I have to give credit words, do they 1326 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,980 did a pretty good job. 1327 00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:13,580 Yeah, so our pop culture was better. 1328 00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:15,300 Our music was better. 1329 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:18,980 That's not to say that the musicians of today are talented. 1330 00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:19,980 Right. 1331 00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:23,300 I mean, you know, I dig me some Beyonce, don't get me wrong. 1332 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,300 Right. 1333 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:25,580 Her music, just her music. 1334 00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:27,780 And that's like, would you ask my kids? 1335 00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:31,740 They think, Dad, you listen to Beyonce, what? 1336 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:38,940 But my kids also listen to stuff from the 80s and the 70s and you know, I've introduced 1337 00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:44,780 them to things like Uncle Boingo and it's so, yeah. 1338 00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:47,180 And yeah, pop culture. 1339 00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:49,180 I mean, the movie is back then. 1340 00:58:49,180 --> 00:58:54,060 Charlie keeps bringing up the time that you and Kate drove her to a softball game and 1341 00:58:54,060 --> 00:58:58,780 you guys got a beastie boys and that you were so shocked that she knew who the beastie 1342 00:58:58,780 --> 00:58:59,780 boys were. 1343 00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:00,780 Yes. 1344 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,780 Her generation normally doesn't. 1345 00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:03,780 I was like, right. 1346 00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:04,780 Yeah. 1347 00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:08,220 I felt like a, I felt like a dick though because I was like, do you know who? 1348 00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:12,980 Do you know the beastie boys are and the for the back seat is like, of course I know the 1349 00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:13,980 beastie boys are. 1350 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:15,380 I'm like, dang it. 1351 00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:17,180 Because generally that generation is wearing a run. 1352 00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,820 No, he's a shirt, but has no idea who he can see. 1353 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:20,820 Yeah. 1354 00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:21,820 You couldn't name a song, right? 1355 00:59:21,820 --> 00:59:24,060 Didn't know that they were actually black or, you know, that's, you know, you're like, 1356 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,060 do you know who Rev Ron is? 1357 00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:26,060 They're like, what? 1358 00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:27,860 What are you talking about? 1359 00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:28,860 Bless you. 1360 00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:29,860 Talking about. 1361 00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:30,860 Yeah. 1362 00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:36,940 So anyways, I think, I think the music that we've brought, because also for us, it was, 1363 00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:40,420 it wasn't as, I mean, she's, you had to wait for a record to come out. 1364 00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:42,100 You had to wait at a record store. 1365 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,380 You had to, the people waited. 1366 00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:49,700 It was like a live event to have something released to see the world premiere on MTV for 1367 00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:50,700 a video. 1368 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,700 It was a thing. 1369 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:55,100 It wasn't just, you know, sit, a, sit around and wait for it. 1370 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,780 It was a thing you had to be there for. 1371 00:59:57,780 --> 00:59:59,580 And we, we sound old. 1372 00:59:59,580 --> 01:00:00,580 Right. 1373 01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:03,860 You have to put this into the old man tip jar again. 1374 01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:04,860 Yeah. 1375 01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:05,860 That's your right. 1376 01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:08,580 Before I go to, I'll stop it at that. 1377 01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:12,540 This is one that my daughter, my 17 year old daughter realized and then got a gift for my wife 1378 01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:18,180 for Christmas that was, and she, they love cooking together. 1379 01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,700 So recipes and cookbooks. 1380 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,700 Oh, yeah. 1381 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:26,180 And having the, so, so what my, my daughter did was bought my wife like this, it's a new 1382 01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:31,580 digitally. 1383 01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:35,820 So you have a digital copy of your cookbook and the recipes that you've got. 1384 01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:38,460 And then, which is pretty cool too. 1385 01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:42,340 So that, and I think that that was selfishly, I think that was my daughter's way of saying, 1386 01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:45,540 I'm just going to get a copy of whatever's on the digital side. 1387 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:49,060 So I've got it to be able to make all those things that I love that mom makes. 1388 01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:53,940 But that's, this is the cool thing too is that some of the things that Kim makes as the 1389 01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:58,860 Italian that she is end up without an actual recipe per se. 1390 01:00:58,860 --> 01:01:04,040 Just kind of a, if it's a pinch of this and a dash that, yeah, yeah. So that's where together. 1391 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,740 They're going to come up with what some of these recipes are and then put them into the book 1392 01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:09,540 together, which I think is kind of a cool thing. 1393 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:13,820 I mean, for what it's worth now, you go to get a recipe now online. 1394 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:15,340 You search your phone for it. 1395 01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:21,060 You got a scroll for like five minutes of just dissertation about how they came up with 1396 01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:23,540 this or the history of the peanut butter cooking. 1397 01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:25,780 You're like, fuck, just give me the recipe already. 1398 01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:32,100 And I don't need 1500 ads in between the top of the page and where that is doing. 1399 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,820 I don't eat any of that. 1400 01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:39,300 So I do kind of, I think there's something about having a good, you know, Betty Crocker cookbook 1401 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:45,020 or if there's a specialty like a pasta cookbook or if there's a, like I one of the ones that 1402 01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:49,220 I have that my wife got from years ago was I was really on this big fajita kick where I 1403 01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:52,220 wanted to make all these fajitas at the home and homemade tortillas. 1404 01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:54,940 And so it's got all of that in one particular cookbook. 1405 01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:57,740 So I think those, I kind of enjoy having them. 1406 01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:59,180 I would miss them if they weren't there. 1407 01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:01,260 And I think my daughter's what as well. 1408 01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,260 Hey, man. 1409 01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,260 Yeah. 1410 01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:04,260 All right. 1411 01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:07,660 Again, if there's anything else you think we're missing out on, please let us know. 1412 01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:08,660 Reach out radio.com. 1413 01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:11,140 Reach out and we can touch us. 1414 01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:12,140 What? 1415 01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:13,140 Reach out and touch us. 1416 01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:14,660 Not in a window, Liz van. 1417 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:18,820 Stay away from that in the park, my friends. 1418 01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:20,420 Staying away from that in the park. 1419 01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:21,420 All right. 1420 01:02:21,420 --> 01:02:27,220 We get onward to the categories or the three in the category of tweets of the week when 1421 01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:30,660 it comes to parenting tweets here, the dad's own podcast. 1422 01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:35,580 Throw down Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, 1423 01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:36,660 Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, 1424 01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:38,180 Twitter, 1425 01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:39,180 Nice, Twitter. 1426 01:02:39,180 --> 01:02:40,180 All right. 1427 01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,180 Here we go. 1428 01:02:41,180 --> 01:02:42,660 Number one in the category. 1429 01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:45,380 This one, you sent to me chat. 1430 01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:49,500 I made up a story from my daughter at bedtime about a friendly elephant and how he was nice 1431 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:50,500 to everyone. 1432 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:55,260 I was in the hyenas who were mean to him, but then I got scared and was I was teaching her 1433 01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:56,260 not to stand up for herself. 1434 01:02:56,260 --> 01:03:00,980 So I ended the story with him killing all the hyenas. 1435 01:03:00,980 --> 01:03:02,700 I mean, I said it to you. 1436 01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:03,700 I still laugh. 1437 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:04,700 That's awesome. 1438 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:05,820 It is still it is fantastic. 1439 01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:09,460 I mean, that is a very top notch tweet right there, very top notch. 1440 01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:15,180 And again, the creativity that goes into and then the elephant kills all the hyenas. 1441 01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:17,140 Like just end it right there and say, good night, honey. 1442 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,140 We'll talk tomorrow. 1443 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:19,140 Sweet dreams. 1444 01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:21,140 No, he squashed him. 1445 01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:25,180 He threw one, he picked one up with a trunk and tossed it across the jungle. 1446 01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:26,180 Yeah. 1447 01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:29,380 And then they almost started to run and then he stamped on him and he stopped on the one and 1448 01:03:29,380 --> 01:03:35,580 then he just swung his big foot at the other one and knocked that one clear into the lake. 1449 01:03:35,580 --> 01:03:37,180 And that's how he killed all the hyenas. 1450 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:38,580 It was fucking hyenas. 1451 01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:39,580 All right. 1452 01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:40,580 Good night, honey. 1453 01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:41,580 There's a sleep tight. 1454 01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,580 All right. 1455 01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:45,220 Here we go. 1456 01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:50,180 Read number two, my son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly, 1457 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,180 I don't know. 1458 01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:56,700 I don't know either. 1459 01:03:56,700 --> 01:04:02,260 If you guys know out there, reach out, tell us speaking from experience. 1460 01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,260 Yeah. 1461 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,820 I'd say it's not required. 1462 01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:06,820 Oh, okay. 1463 01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:14,940 It is it has been frowned upon mainly because of my man boobs, but it has been frowned upon 1464 01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:19,300 that I was in a Taco Bell shirt list, but I can say is I got served. 1465 01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:25,780 So I don't I think if the answer is do you have to wear the it's not like the the the old 1466 01:04:25,780 --> 01:04:32,780 school fast times rich money, no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1467 01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:34,580 That not a Taco Bell. 1468 01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:35,580 They don't believe in that. 1469 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,580 So I was able to get service. 1470 01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:37,580 All right. 1471 01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:38,580 Tells you a lot. 1472 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:39,940 So anybody knows you're clear. 1473 01:04:39,940 --> 01:04:40,940 Last one. 1474 01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:46,780 Me if there was a fire, who would you say first me or Jack O my 10 year old son, probably 1475 01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:53,020 Jack O Jack O is his imaginary dog. 1476 01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:54,020 Oh my God. 1477 01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:55,020 Very truthful. 1478 01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:56,020 It's very truthful. 1479 01:04:56,020 --> 01:04:57,020 I know you got it. 1480 01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,020 You got to appreciate the honesty of kids. 1481 01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,020 I appreciate. 1482 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:07,940 Look, the honesty of kids, if you ever want to know if you're fat, let a kid put posted notes 1483 01:05:07,940 --> 01:05:08,940 on you. 1484 01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:14,700 They will find the fattest parts of your body like a fucking plastic surgeon just picking 1485 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:21,460 out what needs to be lipos sucked and and they will they will fucking put those posted 1486 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,460 notes. 1487 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:26,340 You have neon pink posted notes on the love handles that you wish you could hide and you 1488 01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:29,300 thought you were hiding, but they found them. 1489 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,340 That's that's beautiful. 1490 01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,340 That's the kind of honesty. 1491 01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:36,680 One of you want to honest you want to honest look at yourself ask your ask a kid, ask 1492 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,600 a toddler to draw a picture of you. 1493 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,100 See what the fuck you get. 1494 01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,100 See what I trust. 1495 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,100 No, don't. 1496 01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:43,100 That's a bad idea. 1497 01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:44,100 Seriously, just do it. 1498 01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:51,440 Just ask or better yet if you don't want to if you don't want to make it about you. 1499 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,840 Hey, why don't you draw picture, Mommy? 1500 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:57,080 Why don't you draw picture? 1501 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,680 Why don't you draw a picture of Nana? 1502 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:03,660 Just fucking son Nana or somebody else, whatever Nana, Nana or Mommy, one of them just and 1503 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,660 then let me see it. 1504 01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:05,660 Don't show them. 1505 01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:06,660 Just bring it to me. 1506 01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:07,660 I will, I will. 1507 01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:08,660 And we know it. 1508 01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,660 We'll forget about it. 1509 01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:13,080 Once you finished it, we won't even say anything to anybody about it. 1510 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,080 It never happened. 1511 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,080 It never happened. 1512 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,080 You know what? 1513 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,820 You just leave it in the mailbox. 1514 01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,920 I'll get it later. 1515 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,660 You can forget about it once it's in the mailbox. 1516 01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:21,660 I'll pick it up. 1517 01:06:21,660 --> 01:06:24,260 You don't even have to do a thing. 1518 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:29,580 So the kid said he would in a fire, he would save the imaginary dog before his dad. 1519 01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:30,580 Oh Jesus. 1520 01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:33,120 See, I think you guys. 1521 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:35,120 Hands out to you. 1522 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,380 Yeah. 1523 01:06:37,380 --> 01:06:41,820 I think that if the imaginary dog is as much as I like the first one, this one is fucking 1524 01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:42,820 fantastic. 1525 01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:43,820 I don't know. 1526 01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:44,820 It's hard. 1527 01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:47,300 It's a cute, we can't pick the one I put in there. 1528 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:48,820 That can't be two weeks in a row. 1529 01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:49,820 Boy, you could. 1530 01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:51,980 It absolutely could. 1531 01:06:51,980 --> 01:06:53,980 I like the elephant story. 1532 01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:56,260 I also like the imaginary dog. 1533 01:06:56,260 --> 01:07:00,220 Just because I feel like that could happen to me in a moment's notice. 1534 01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:03,100 And I feel like I could still have him with my 10 year old right now. 1535 01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:04,780 And again, his 10 year old said, "Jacko." 1536 01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:09,100 It could happen with me in my 10 year old right at this moment. 1537 01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:14,780 Please tonight, when you're going to bed, tell worry about the elephant then ask your 1538 01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:20,260 should save in a fire and tell me what she says because both of those things I want to know 1539 01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:21,260 how that goes. 1540 01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,260 You got it. 1541 01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:23,260 I will do that. 1542 01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:24,260 All right. 1543 01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:26,060 So I'm going with the Jacko, the imaginary dog. 1544 01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:27,060 Are you with me? 1545 01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:28,060 All right. 1546 01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:29,060 Jacko winner. 1547 01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:32,260 Jacko is our winner for the tweet of the week, parenting tweet of the week. 1548 01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:33,260 All right. 1549 01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:40,700 It is going to be an adrenaline fueled, if you will, version of the worst parent of the 1550 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:41,700 year for 2025. 1551 01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:43,180 The bracket is almost a pause. 1552 01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:45,020 We're dangerously close now. 1553 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:46,020 The march. 1554 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,020 Yeah. 1555 01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:48,020 We are right there. 1556 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:49,020 It's right around the corner. 1557 01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:51,820 When we come back, we'll find out who the latest parent will be next year at the Dad's 1558 01:07:51,820 --> 01:08:09,460 home podcast. 1559 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:14,300 A man was born in a small farm town in France on May 19, 1946. 1560 01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:17,660 Andre Rusemoff came out of the womb as a full grown man. 1561 01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:19,300 That might be a bit of exaggeration. 1562 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:24,300 By age of 18, he was indeed over seven feet tall and weighed over 300 pounds. 1563 01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:27,620 Soon he became one of the most intimidating fighters of our time. 1564 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:30,300 Eventually, he got up to seven foot five, 500 pounds. 1565 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:35,700 If you saw him on the street today, you would be shocked because he's no longer alive. 1566 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,060 But he was a true man. 1567 01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:41,460 He never would have fit into girly-landered pants or a fuzzy little scarf with cute patterns 1568 01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:42,460 on it. 1569 01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:45,700 He used scars for tube socks and pool covers as condoms. 1570 01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:48,980 Andre, the giant only lost matches when he felt like losing. 1571 01:08:48,980 --> 01:08:51,260 He only talked to people he felt like talking to. 1572 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:54,580 And he never, ever ordered his latte with soy milk. 1573 01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:56,060 Here's to you, giants. 1574 01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,580 You know Metro sexual. 1575 01:08:57,580 --> 01:09:00,460 When you used the word "metro," you were talking about the subway. 1576 01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:03,540 And you were on the subway because you couldn't fit in a car. 1577 01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:06,060 This has been Leacamp for more funny crap. 1578 01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:09,100 Check out Leacamp.net and sharkbaby.com. 1579 01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:10,900 Why this is a clay-and-sliced cock shot? 1580 01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:13,500 You're going to be feeling wonderful all day because you're going to be taking shots 1581 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,500 at Cox left and right like a pro. 1582 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:21,180 Now here's a guy, one shot to the cock, myotestical damage, two shots, destroyed cock in seconds. 1583 01:09:21,180 --> 01:09:22,180 Now watch this. 1584 01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:24,340 You're going to add in some garlic, okay? 1585 01:09:24,340 --> 01:09:25,340 Here we go. 1586 01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:26,860 I'm going to put some garlic in. 1587 01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:27,860 All right. 1588 01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:30,780 And you keep going. 1589 01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:32,540 You completely pull apart that cock. 1590 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:33,540 I mean, it's gone. 1591 01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:35,380 And you got a piece of garlic mashed to a dick. 1592 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:39,500 Now, you loved tapping guys in the nuts, but you don't like touching balls with your hands. 1593 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,460 You know you don't like guyberries anywhere in your fingers. 1594 01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:43,420 That's why you wear gloves in the public restroom. 1595 01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:44,420 One shot. 1596 01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:45,420 Cock salad. 1597 01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:48,540 Now look, I love a good ball punch as much as the next guy, but once in a while you really 1598 01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:51,100 got to send a message to make sure they don't forget. 1599 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:54,980 This is going to change the way you punch sticks, big dicks, little dicks, crooked dicks, 1600 01:09:54,980 --> 01:09:58,980 five seconds, four or five seconds, the guy's on the ground, you really hurt his branch. 1601 01:09:58,980 --> 01:09:59,980 See? 1602 01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:01,860 This nut shot is boring. 1603 01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:03,340 Stop having a boring nut shot. 1604 01:10:03,340 --> 01:10:04,740 Stop having a boring line. 1605 01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:06,700 Cock shot these two guys here. 1606 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:07,700 Voila. 1607 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,700 It's a miracle. 1608 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:10,700 Congratulations. 1609 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:11,700 Yada, yada, yada. 1610 01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:12,700 Now here's a hardball day. 1611 01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:13,700 It's kind of like a testicle. 1612 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:17,580 Look at that. 1613 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,580 Unrecognizable. 1614 01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:21,660 Now add a cornish on for the dick and here we go. 1615 01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:24,140 Don't have time to screw up your balls. 1616 01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:25,140 Now you do. 1617 01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:26,140 So here's the deal, kids. 1618 01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:29,100 You buy the cock shot and you're going to get the cronelman for gravy, brown gravy, 1619 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,060 white gravy inside the modifier. 1620 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:36,660 Ignite the salt and watch this hot dog, box side, Dave Matthews bands, sex with a horse. 1621 01:10:36,660 --> 01:10:37,660 It's so easy. 1622 01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:40,860 If I can cock shot someone with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand. 1623 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:43,520 I mean blast somebody's dick out the back of their jeans. 1624 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,520 Can do it. 1625 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:45,520 I'm talking serious dick damage. 1626 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,200 Guys, we're going to make America's meat bananas hurt one cock shot at a time. 1627 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,280 I just slap a cock, wash it and put it away. 1628 01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:53,840 It's a very quick dick punch. 1629 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,360 It's a real time saver. 1630 01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:56,360 It's so easy. 1631 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,800 It's just like bam, bam, bam, bam. 1632 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,360 My boyfriend gets so winded. 1633 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,360 The cock shot sells for $4.95. 1634 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:07,080 But if you call on March 21, 2018, you're going to get the cronelman free plus nine Jesus 1635 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:08,080 cards. 1636 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,080 Here's how to order. 1637 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:13,920 Your cock shot plus free cronelman in Jesus cards just out 1-800-Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1638 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,560 Back to the dad's home podcast, but first, more dad jokes. 1639 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:21,800 We come from Nashville and me and my wife, we were in Nashville last summer, and we went 1640 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,440 out on the lake with some of our friends, and we were like floating around the water and 1641 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:29,440 there was a guy in a boat like right next to us and my wife was like, "Oh, that's my ex-boyfriend" 1642 01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:30,440 and that boat. 1643 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:37,020 Now, I didn't know who he was, so she never said that at all, you know. 1644 01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:43,660 He was basically like, "You have him fun because I like to put a stop to that." 1645 01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:47,380 And make you stare at this guy the rest of the day. 1646 01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:48,380 So I'm like, "Stare an Adam." 1647 01:11:48,380 --> 01:11:50,220 And then I look at my wife and she's staring at him. 1648 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:53,340 And I feel like she's staring at him to see what her life would be like if she didn't marry 1649 01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:55,340 me. 1650 01:11:55,340 --> 01:11:57,580 So I started staring at him because it's like, "I almost seemed like my life would be like, 1651 01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:58,580 if I didn't marry her." 1652 01:11:58,580 --> 01:11:59,580 You know? 1653 01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:03,660 And we were putting so much pressure on this guy. 1654 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:11,020 We stared at him for a while, he did nothing exciting at all. 1655 01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:13,580 And you know, we looked back at each other and just realized, you know what? 1656 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,580 We don't have a boat. 1657 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,620 That's the only difference. 1658 01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:20,940 My friends, my friends were like, "You should have went and tried to fight them. 1659 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:21,940 Why don't you go fight them?" 1660 01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:29,180 And I was like, "Well, I would have had to swim over to that fight." 1661 01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:32,540 So I don't know how intimidating that is for a guy to see a head in a life jacket floating 1662 01:12:32,540 --> 01:12:37,580 his way. 1663 01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,900 And then I get to get in the boat, you know? 1664 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:46,500 Like, if you ever try to climb into a boat from water, it's not aggressive. 1665 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,660 It takes an hour if no one is in the boat. 1666 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:51,420 Like, if he's in there, I'm never going to get in. 1667 01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:52,420 I would need his help. 1668 01:12:52,420 --> 01:12:55,300 I would like, "Could you help me into this boat?" 1669 01:12:55,300 --> 01:13:00,020 I can't tell you why, but I really need in this boat. 1670 01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:05,820 Nate Bargazzi here on the Dad's Home Podcast. 1671 01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:06,820 All right. 1672 01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:10,820 We've got one, two, three that I can count here, Chad. 1673 01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:15,300 Three entries into the worst pair of 2025 that we have to choose from here tonight. 1674 01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:17,140 We got to make this selection. 1675 01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:18,140 It's not going to be easy. 1676 01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:19,140 I understand that. 1677 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:23,860 But I try to make it a little easier in that the first one that we're going to look at is 1678 01:13:23,860 --> 01:13:25,580 just a picture. 1679 01:13:25,580 --> 01:13:26,660 It's not going to be a video. 1680 01:13:26,660 --> 01:13:31,100 So I think automatically that puts us at, it puts them at a disadvantage if they were 1681 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:33,900 really hoping to get into this thing. 1682 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:37,340 But I think it's a powerful picture. 1683 01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:42,980 As we look here at the picture of, it looks weird because there's gators in the water here. 1684 01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:44,700 There's a gator underneath here. 1685 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:49,980 And right up above where you can stand in the walkway and look over the gators, Dad has 1686 01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:55,180 the sun sitting on the fence about ready to possibly fall over into the gator pit. 1687 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:59,460 I don't know if it's feeding time right now, but it's really, is there any time that's 1688 01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:01,260 not a feeding time for gators? 1689 01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:03,420 Honestly, I think I've taken the time. 1690 01:14:03,420 --> 01:14:04,420 Yeah. 1691 01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:05,420 Yeah. 1692 01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:06,420 So he's got him. 1693 01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:09,820 There's definitely some poor decision making going on here for sure. 1694 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:10,820 Absolutely. 1695 01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:11,820 Absolutely. 1696 01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:12,820 100% some very poor. 1697 01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:16,140 And again, knowledge by the father, I don't think he walked into this place going, 1698 01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:18,620 I bet you there are no gators there. 1699 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:19,620 We fine. 1700 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:22,460 I'll just put them up here in the, and there's a big sign over to the side. 1701 01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:24,460 I'm talking about the challenge. 1702 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:28,180 Yeah, we walked in and there's a big sign on the outside of the building said gators in 1703 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,180 here. 1704 01:14:29,180 --> 01:14:30,180 Right. 1705 01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:31,180 I thought it was okay. 1706 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,540 I think it's places just called gatorville. 1707 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:33,860 Like I think that's what it is. 1708 01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:37,220 And they're like, why not put the kid up on the fence? 1709 01:14:37,220 --> 01:14:38,220 What could go wrong? 1710 01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:39,220 Why not? 1711 01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:40,780 No, I could possibly go wrong. 1712 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:41,780 Right. 1713 01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:43,260 So I don't know how the case played out. 1714 01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:48,220 I don't know how that ended, but I'm going to say a pretty bad decision making from 1715 01:14:48,220 --> 01:14:49,220 father there. 1716 01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:50,900 Again, this is number two. 1717 01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:53,300 This is the segment where we judge other parents. 1718 01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:54,300 Yes. 1719 01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:55,300 All this is about. 1720 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:59,380 All right, number two is a video you're going to want to watch closely on this one. 1721 01:14:59,380 --> 01:15:00,860 It's a birthday gift apparently. 1722 01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:03,660 Right now you can't really tell because the dad's starting up a little motorcycle for the 1723 01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,660 kid. 1724 01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:08,300 And this is a little kid getting on the motorcycle now. 1725 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,540 Now you'll see as the kid takes off on the motor. 1726 01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:11,540 Three. 1727 01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:12,540 He's a good, good party. 1728 01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:13,540 And wait for the end. 1729 01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:14,540 It's the end. 1730 01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:15,540 It's probably the best part. 1731 01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:16,540 Here he goes. 1732 01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:19,540 Got these people right there, right there, right there. 1733 01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:21,540 Oh, where do you go? 1734 01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:22,540 Oh, oh. 1735 01:15:22,540 --> 01:15:29,060 That was the fence. 1736 01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:30,980 He's running across the lawn. 1737 01:15:30,980 --> 01:15:33,460 Dad got the kid started on the lawn just fine. 1738 01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:34,460 Once again, just fine. 1739 01:15:34,460 --> 01:15:37,180 Got him all refbed up and ready to go. 1740 01:15:37,180 --> 01:15:38,980 Gets the kid on there. 1741 01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:40,500 Chosen where the throttle is. 1742 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:43,620 Now, luckily dad did put the helmet on the boy. 1743 01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:46,820 Yeah, so there's that. 1744 01:15:46,820 --> 01:15:47,820 And shoulder pads. 1745 01:15:47,820 --> 01:16:00,540 And set the kid off for the last one right into the fence. 1746 01:16:00,540 --> 01:16:07,540 I mean, I want to see the third one before I really comment hard on the one. 1747 01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:10,020 Evil, con evil, seemingly all right after that. 1748 01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:15,180 But again, we don't know because somebody who is filming watched the kid go full speed 1749 01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:16,180 into the fence. 1750 01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,180 I can't film it. 1751 01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:18,180 And then didn't move. 1752 01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:20,660 What's the kid went through the fence? 1753 01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:21,660 Can't film it. 1754 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,660 Can't film it. 1755 01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:23,660 There was no trying to stop. 1756 01:16:23,660 --> 01:16:26,420 There was just smash and keep filming. 1757 01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:27,420 All right. 1758 01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:33,500 I'm going to give you the last one here, which, okay, I won't even tell you what, it's a very 1759 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:37,420 questionable survival instincts on the kid alone, but it's the parents that I'm questioning 1760 01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:38,540 what they've done here. 1761 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:41,660 When you take your kid to the zoo, we always know things could go wrong. 1762 01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:42,660 We had crocodiles earlier. 1763 01:16:42,660 --> 01:16:44,460 In this case, it was a giraffe. 1764 01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:50,340 And the young man's holding on, oh, dear God, wow, oh, giraffes picking them up, swinging 1765 01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:51,340 them around. 1766 01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:54,060 That's a very strong leaf and branch, by the way. 1767 01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:56,540 I don't know how old that kid is. 1768 01:16:56,540 --> 01:16:57,540 Yeah. 1769 01:16:57,540 --> 01:16:58,540 Let's watch this again. 1770 01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:04,180 So this kid, uh, mom and dad, I'm guessing, uh, Uncle whoever is there helping him as he 1771 01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:07,940 is feeding a leaf, a palm leaf to a giraffe. 1772 01:17:07,940 --> 01:17:11,380 And oh, dear God, the giraffe will start to pick up the leaf and pull the boy with him 1773 01:17:11,380 --> 01:17:12,780 because he doesn't let go. 1774 01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:14,020 Nobody's telling him to let go. 1775 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:23,700 Let's say at the end, when they've already got him down, hanging, he was fully hanging in 1776 01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:27,100 the air as the giraffe was pulling up the palm leaf. 1777 01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:30,340 Mom and dad are trying to pull him down by his legs. 1778 01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:38,540 Um, it's like we're handed giant, uh, you know, 200, um, helium balloons to your child and 1779 01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:42,620 then off they go, because they're hanging onto the helium balloon. 1780 01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:43,620 That's what this is. 1781 01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:47,020 There are helium balloons hanging them off trying to grab him. 1782 01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:48,020 He's still not letting go. 1783 01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:55,060 Nobody said to go or let go or I, I don't go to a petting zoo with goats without telling 1784 01:17:55,060 --> 01:17:59,060 my daughters to keep their hand flat when they're feeding the goats. 1785 01:17:59,060 --> 01:18:01,660 Like if you, yeah, you're going to lose a finger otherwise. 1786 01:18:01,660 --> 01:18:02,660 Right. 1787 01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:03,660 Yeah. 1788 01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:09,460 So I go on a limb here too and say that maybe did they go on an olem. 1789 01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:10,460 Let's see. 1790 01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:11,460 Nice, right? 1791 01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:12,460 Nice. 1792 01:18:12,460 --> 01:18:19,960 Um, this also does not look like, um, this is an official like petting slash feeding the 1793 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:21,300 animal zoo. 1794 01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:25,260 Like it looks a little bit like a safariish kind of. 1795 01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:26,260 I don't know. 1796 01:18:26,260 --> 01:18:27,260 I don't know what it is. 1797 01:18:27,260 --> 01:18:30,100 It's weird because maybe it's just the zoo. 1798 01:18:30,100 --> 01:18:35,460 It just seems weird that these people would be able to walk up to the fence, hold the leaf 1799 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:40,740 up to a giraffe and have the giraffe eat out of their hand. 1800 01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:42,740 And where does that happen? 1801 01:18:42,740 --> 01:18:43,820 Ible land in Orlando. 1802 01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:45,020 I think is where you can do that. 1803 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:47,060 I think they probably write by the arc. 1804 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,060 I don't know. 1805 01:18:48,060 --> 01:18:49,060 I'm not sure. 1806 01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:52,540 But I, yeah, it does kind of it begs the question, but there are, they are giraffes at this 1807 01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:53,540 time. 1808 01:18:53,540 --> 01:18:54,540 No, I'm just legit. 1809 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:58,780 But I'm mainly commenting on the, on the decision making of the parents. 1810 01:18:58,780 --> 01:19:04,580 Like do they sort of sneak around some bear here to feed this animal or do they, so 1811 01:19:04,580 --> 01:19:06,260 they got some leaves from somewhere? 1812 01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:08,220 Oh, so they must have bought the leaf or something? 1813 01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:09,220 Okay. 1814 01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:10,220 Something. 1815 01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:15,380 Yeah, they're rip of off like this is, you know, the leaves actually part of the, you know, 1816 01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:19,780 landscaping at the zoo and they ripped it off and they're like, hey, let's feed the animal. 1817 01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:23,820 They, then those, and those palms seem strong enough to hold that child's weight. 1818 01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:24,820 That's crazy. 1819 01:19:24,820 --> 01:19:25,820 Maybe they were fake. 1820 01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:26,820 Maybe they're, I don't know. 1821 01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,820 I don't know. 1822 01:19:27,820 --> 01:19:28,820 You wouldn't even try to fake fake. 1823 01:19:28,820 --> 01:19:33,980 Just the whole thing feels like a very poor decision making across the board. 1824 01:19:33,980 --> 01:19:38,300 But does it feel some one of the worst parents of 2025? 1825 01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:45,300 Well, hmm, because again, I will remind you. 1826 01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:50,700 Yeah, this one. 1827 01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:56,300 He puts his kid on with shoulder pads and helmet and he could, could, could, could, could, 1828 01:19:56,300 --> 01:20:03,840 can barely fit on the motorcycle! 1829 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:15,060 So you're going to show your kid the throttle but you're not going to show where the 1830 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,080 brakes are? 1831 01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:24,060 Right, the thing about This One 2 that makes me question this is, I mean the kid is like 1832 01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:26,220 he's got the gear on, he's got a body arm, 1833 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:34,820 and an helmet, and no point is there any instruction from the dad, like okay turn, 1834 01:20:34,820 --> 01:20:36,180 brake, anything, right? 1835 01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:37,180 Just go straight. 1836 01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:41,780 So how much of this is dad knows that this is going to happen and this is hoping for 1837 01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:46,260 this, like to get on America's plane and have a video like that? 1838 01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:51,340 I mean that makes him a pretty shitty parent, if you set your kid up, like, what film 1839 01:20:51,340 --> 01:20:52,340 that? 1840 01:20:52,340 --> 01:20:56,220 Set him up for that, I think that makes you a shittier parent if you set him up for 1841 01:20:56,220 --> 01:20:58,140 that knowing that was going to happen. 1842 01:20:58,140 --> 01:20:59,780 Like you guys been working it out. 1843 01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:02,820 Let's show everybody at the party how you do your crazy motorcycle stuff. 1844 01:21:02,820 --> 01:21:06,340 He's like pointing it, like almost like he's pointed it towards the fence too. 1845 01:21:06,340 --> 01:21:10,900 It's not like, you know, go down the sidewalk or whatever, or, you know, sideways in the 1846 01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:16,620 yard or, you know, is he going to hit a jump and like jump over the fence? 1847 01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:19,900 Because I knew, I realized he was going further than where I thought the house would be 1848 01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:25,340 obviously. So he's alongside this side of the house, but then to crash the, without even 1849 01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:28,060 a slight instruction, like, here's the break. 1850 01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:32,220 If you get going too fast, you might want to use a break a little bit. 1851 01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:37,060 Well, and I give the kid a lot of credit though for, for being an ex-gamer and not like jumping 1852 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:38,060 off before the wall. 1853 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:40,500 He's just like, Oh, yeah, brother. 1854 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,500 Oh my God. 1855 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:43,300 He was a 100 on that. 1856 01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:47,940 He's like, if I bust my little four year old neck on this fucking thing, it's going 1857 01:21:47,940 --> 01:21:48,940 to be on you, Dad. 1858 01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:50,580 And I'm going to be a legend. 1859 01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:51,700 I'll be a legend, Dad. 1860 01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:53,300 Look, I can't stop this bike. 1861 01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:56,260 As soon as this bike stops, I am going to be a legend. 1862 01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:58,780 I am kickbatowski from the Disney Channel. 1863 01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:00,300 That is me. 1864 01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:03,500 It's crashing through fences. 1865 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:09,580 Oh, Dad, this guy, this guy for in terms of bad decision making and I see, I'm going 1866 01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:13,940 to go with, he set his son up to film this, which makes him a super shitty parent. 1867 01:22:13,940 --> 01:22:14,940 All right. 1868 01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:19,620 I'm saying this was a setup for the purpose of going viral. 1869 01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:20,620 I'm filming and going viral. 1870 01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:21,620 That's right. 1871 01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:22,620 Yeah. 1872 01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:28,500 So that makes him even use my kid as my, my prop, so to speak, to get, to get famous. 1873 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,500 All right, Hunter. 1874 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,260 Now, don't, whatever you do, don't use them breaks. 1875 01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:32,660 This shows you where it was. 1876 01:22:32,660 --> 01:22:33,660 Don't use them. 1877 01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:34,660 Just use the gas pedal. 1878 01:22:34,660 --> 01:22:39,540 Just the throttle and then you have right through the face. 1879 01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:43,220 Hey, Marjorie, Marjorie, you got that, right? 1880 01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:44,220 You let that all film. 1881 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:46,100 You didn't chase after him, none did you? 1882 01:22:46,100 --> 01:22:48,540 I want a steady camera on this one. 1883 01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:52,500 Hey, Hunter, you got scars on your face? 1884 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,220 Happy birthday, then, kid. 1885 01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:55,220 Wow. 1886 01:22:55,220 --> 01:23:01,740 Hunter crashes through the fence and just, he just demolishes the fence there. 1887 01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:06,260 Yeah, he definitely, he definitely gets plus 10 points for damage. 1888 01:23:06,260 --> 01:23:07,260 Yeah, he sure does. 1889 01:23:07,260 --> 01:23:20,900 At the point, you hear something, he say, oh my gosh, but the camera doesn't move. 1890 01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:26,300 Nobody goes chasing after a kid who's free in the wild on a motorcycle in the front lawn 1891 01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:27,300 at age four. 1892 01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:30,660 Well, and, yeah, and nobody's yelling at the kid. 1893 01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:31,660 Stop, stop, right? 1894 01:23:31,660 --> 01:23:35,700 The rawl just watching him like head to the fence. 1895 01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,220 That's the other thing, too, or, and those two 1896 01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:41,700 people standing there too, didn't like, you know, I'm not going to throw themselves, yeah, 1897 01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:42,700 Hunter. 1898 01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:43,700 Hunter, I know your interaction. 1899 01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:45,380 You can't feel your left foot. 1900 01:23:45,380 --> 01:23:50,820 You get scars all of your face, but the chicks in preschool are going to love it. 1901 01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:51,820 Yeah. 1902 01:23:51,820 --> 01:23:55,180 And you're going to get so many chicks from this. 1903 01:23:55,180 --> 01:24:01,380 And Hunter, you don't know it now, but you're internet famous. 1904 01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:04,740 Hunter, you're going to make daddy jealous. 1905 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,180 You're going to get all the free method. 1906 01:24:06,180 --> 01:24:10,060 Daddy was hoping to get from this, this here viral video. 1907 01:24:10,060 --> 01:24:11,580 Oh, Jesus. 1908 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:12,900 Well, there you go. 1909 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:13,900 So that's our clear cut winner. 1910 01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:16,100 That's who we're naming the winner then. 1911 01:24:16,100 --> 01:24:17,100 Yep. 1912 01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:21,900 All right, where's parent is indeed Hunter's dad setting Hunter up for complete failure, 1913 01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:26,700 either by as chat points out here, trying to make a viral video and setting Hunter up 1914 01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:32,700 for that like crashing through the fence or just being oblivious dad going, here's the 1915 01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:36,300 yeah, I'll tell you about the break on less than the bridge. 1916 01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:50,380 I mean, there was a good three seconds there between people yelling, hey, maybe this wasn't 1917 01:24:50,380 --> 01:24:51,900 a good idea. 1918 01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:56,020 And then you could have been chasing after him, but no one did. 1919 01:24:56,020 --> 01:24:59,100 Nobody even called the attention to the two people standing by the fence to turn around 1920 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:02,660 and go, maybe you could try to get him off that thing or stop him. 1921 01:25:02,660 --> 01:25:03,660 None of that. 1922 01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:04,660 Yeah. 1923 01:25:04,660 --> 01:25:08,300 If you look at the woman, she doesn't move very much if at all. 1924 01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:10,420 It's like she knows it's coming. 1925 01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:11,420 Right. 1926 01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:17,020 It's almost like there's an alert and look, they were, they just out admiring the fence. 1927 01:25:17,020 --> 01:25:19,020 Just like, oh, this is a, that's the other thing too. 1928 01:25:19,020 --> 01:25:21,060 Yeah, like, look at the way this all here. 1929 01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:22,060 God. 1930 01:25:22,060 --> 01:25:23,060 Snash. 1931 01:25:23,060 --> 01:25:24,060 And then he's laughing. 1932 01:25:24,060 --> 01:25:26,180 The guy who's right there, he was laughing on top of it. 1933 01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:27,820 I think maybe you're right about the setup on that. 1934 01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:29,300 Either way, look, it's fun. 1935 01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:30,300 It is funny. 1936 01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:34,620 Okay, if that happened in my house accidentally, yeah, I'd laugh. 1937 01:25:34,620 --> 01:25:40,460 A Drenel and Dad is officially entered into our 2025 worst parent of the year bracket, 1938 01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:44,180 which we will be working on desperately here for the rest of the month before we head into 1939 01:25:44,180 --> 01:25:49,780 March, where the madness will officially take over for the worst parent of 2025. 1940 01:25:49,780 --> 01:25:50,780 On that note, Chad, God. 1941 01:25:50,780 --> 01:25:51,780 Yeah. 1942 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:55,580 Thank you again for a fantastic dad's home podcast. 1943 01:25:55,580 --> 01:26:00,260 And for those of you listening at home and keeping track of it, real guy radio. 1944 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:01,260 And that's what I'm going to do. 1945 01:26:01,260 --> 01:26:02,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1946 01:26:02,260 --> 01:26:03,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1947 01:26:03,260 --> 01:26:04,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1948 01:26:04,260 --> 01:26:05,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1949 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:06,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1950 01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:07,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1951 01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:08,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1952 01:26:08,260 --> 01:26:09,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1953 01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:10,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1954 01:26:10,260 --> 01:26:11,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1955 01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:12,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1956 01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:13,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1957 01:26:13,260 --> 01:26:14,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1958 01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:15,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1959 01:26:15,260 --> 01:26:16,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1960 01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:17,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1961 01:26:17,260 --> 01:26:18,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1962 01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:19,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1963 01:26:19,260 --> 01:26:20,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1964 01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:21,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1965 01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:36,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1966 01:26:36,260 --> 01:26:37,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1967 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1968 01:26:38,260 --> 01:26:39,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1969 01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:40,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1970 01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:41,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1971 01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:42,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1972 01:26:42,260 --> 01:26:43,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1973 01:26:43,260 --> 01:26:44,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1974 01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:45,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1975 01:26:45,260 --> 01:26:46,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1976 01:26:46,260 --> 01:26:47,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1977 01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:48,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1978 01:26:48,260 --> 01:26:49,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1979 01:26:49,260 --> 01:26:50,260 I'm going to be doing this. 1980 01:26:50,260 --> 01:26:54,260 I know sometimes I'm out of control. 1981 01:26:54,260 --> 01:26:59,260 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