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- 0:03Speaker 1: So something very strange happened to me a few years ago.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Because I can't tell it without giving away some identifiable information,
- 0:10Speaker 1: I can't say exactly where it happened, but it was
- 0:14Speaker 1: a major US city. I don't think I'm in any
- 0:16Speaker 1: danger from telling this story, I just have a very
- 0:19Speaker 1: good reason to be cautious. I'd been furloughed during the
- 0:23Speaker 1: 2020 pandemic, and my stimulus check was starting to run out.
- 0:27Speaker 1: I'd split up with my boyfriend because living together in
- 0:30Speaker 1: lockdown had revealed that he was a massive Jordan Peterson guy.
- 0:34Speaker 1: And before I blocked him on Facebook, I think he
- 0:36Speaker 1: was getting into QAnon. So I was starting to get
- 0:39Speaker 1: worried about money. I'd got into a routine of waking
- 0:42Speaker 1: up and making some black coffee and then checking all
- 0:45Speaker 1: the job listing sites for remote work. When nothing turned up,
- 0:49Speaker 1: I'd usually hit one of the few gyms that.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Were still open.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Working out made me feel like that I still had
- 0:55Speaker 1: some control over my body. And that day was different
- 0:58Speaker 1: though because before I could open my crossword app, I
- 1:02Speaker 1: saw a Facebook message about an exciting new job opportunity
- 1:05Speaker 1: with flexible hours and daily earnings up to $ 1, 000. It
- 1:10Speaker 1: was a multi-level marketing scheme to sell overpriced makeup. I
- 1:15Speaker 1: blocked and reported them for scams and thought that that
- 1:17Speaker 1: would be the end of it. There was a new
- 1:20Speaker 1: girl at the gym that day, but she seemed to
- 1:22Speaker 1: be more interested in her phone than working out, probably
- 1:25Speaker 1: trying to choose the right selfies to post. I tried
- 1:28Speaker 1: to ignore her and worked on my arms. After showering
- 1:32Speaker 1: and changing into a strappy top and leggings, I went
- 1:35Speaker 1: to the nearby Starbucks for a frappe. There were some
- 1:38Speaker 1: more scam messages, which I didn't even bother reading this
- 1:41Speaker 1: time before blocking them, and there must have been about
- 1:43Speaker 1: five different accounts, all with the same kinds of messages
- 1:46Speaker 1: and the same profile photo, of a woman in her
- 1:49Speaker 1: thirties with lip fillers and.
- 1:51Speaker 2: Pretty good eye makeup.
- 1:53Speaker 1: It was about this point when I realized that she
- 1:56Speaker 1: was in the coffee shop, only about three tables away.
- 1:59Speaker 2: I froze.
- 2:01Speaker 1: I went to that gym almost every day. I was
- 2:03Speaker 1: in the Starbucks nearly as often, and she had to
- 2:06Speaker 1: have seen me here, probably got my name from them
- 2:09Speaker 1: calling out for my drink orders and guessed the rest
- 2:12Speaker 1: on Facebook. And this was no coincidence. Another terrible thought
- 2:16Speaker 1: struck me. I googled the makeup brand Zero Results, and
- 2:21Speaker 1: that kind of company is almost built on search engine optimization.
- 2:25Speaker 1: There was no way that it would have had a
- 2:27Speaker 1: digital footprint. And like most people, I didn't know much
- 2:30Speaker 1: about multi-level marketing companies. The scale at which most of
- 2:34Speaker 1: the recruiters message people is a little frightening. And you're
- 2:37Speaker 1: told to find up to hundreds of people each day
- 2:39Speaker 1: and tell them their unique qualities make them suited to
- 2:42Speaker 1: the MLM. So when I found out that the MLM
- 2:46Speaker 1: company wasn't even real, it made a lot more sense
- 2:48Speaker 1: how she'd had the time to do so much research
- 2:51Speaker 1: on me. I later found out from friends and ex-coworkers
- 2:54Speaker 1: that she'd been messaging them asking questions about me and
- 2:57Speaker 1: just giving a very weird vibe. I was so shocked
- 3:01Speaker 1: that I almost ran out of the coffee shop. And
- 3:04Speaker 1: of course she followed me after taking a sip from
- 3:06Speaker 1: my unfinished drink. I asked her what the hell she
- 3:09Speaker 1: was doing and in the end it turned out to
- 3:12Speaker 1: be about a man that I'd just forgotten about. She
- 3:16Speaker 1: claimed I'd stolen her ex and in reality he'd never
- 3:20Speaker 1: told me that he was in a relationship and when
- 3:23Speaker 1: he proved to be useless in every way that mattered
- 3:25Speaker 1: I ended it The next week I'd seen him with
- 3:28Speaker 1: another woman and I barely even cared. I didn't steal
- 3:32Speaker 1: her boyfriend and she would have been better off without him.
- 3:35Speaker 1: I tried to tell her as much but she was
- 3:37Speaker 1: clearly obsessed with me now and it didn't really matter
- 3:40Speaker 1: how she'd started. It felt very strange trying to run
- 3:43Speaker 1: away from her without wanting to make it obvious that
- 3:46Speaker 1: something weird was happening and as if by not showing
- 3:49Speaker 1: it I could avoid the situation that I was in.
- 3:52Speaker 1: She didn't seem to care about that so I was
- 3:54Speaker 1: forced to run away from her. Not sure where else
- 3:57Speaker 1: to go, I ran for the subway with her not
- 4:00Speaker 1: far behind. And I thought back to my wilder teenage
- 4:03Speaker 1: years as I cleanly jumped over the turnstile, leaving her
- 4:06Speaker 1: scrambling to pay the fare. And I ran down the
- 4:09Speaker 1: platform and jumped through the subway car doors and tried
- 4:12Speaker 1: to make my way along the packed train. Just as
- 4:15Speaker 1: the doors were closing, she made it into the car,
- 4:19Speaker 1: and I waved at her as the train started to
- 4:20Speaker 1: move and walked back up the steps to get a
- 4:23Speaker 1: cab home. I don't have my name on any social
- 4:26Speaker 1: media accounts now and I deleted most of them. Even
- 4:29Speaker 1: if you could work out who I am from this,
- 4:31Speaker 1: you'll never find me online. I don't really take selfies anymore,
- 4:35Speaker 1: not on any public accounts, and of course I got
- 4:37Speaker 1: multiple restraining orders on her, but I still don't want
- 4:40Speaker 1: to take any chances. Unless she's gotten the help she needs,
- 4:44Speaker 1: then she's probably stalking someone else right now. I have
- 4:48Speaker 1: a very close friend who tells me I need to
- 4:50Speaker 1: move because I resent having to keep a file on
- 4:52Speaker 1: my own stalker. and I'm only writing this because I
- 4:55Speaker 1: think if she escalates again, that she.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Might get caught.
- 5:08Speaker 1: I'm from Old Blighty, and I've got a proper corker
- 5:11Speaker 1: of a yarn to share with you today, old chap.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Just kidding, we don't actually talk like that, but that
- 5:16Speaker 1: was the first message I received from the girl that
- 5:19Speaker 1: I'll call handcuffs. She said that she'd seen my MySpace
- 5:23Speaker 1: and liked my photography and thought it was funny that
- 5:25Speaker 1: I came from Old Blighty. She was fascinated by British
- 5:29Speaker 1: slang and British culture and kept making weird British jokes
- 5:32Speaker 1: to me, calling me Old Chap and that kind of stuff.
- 5:36Speaker 1: And I found it pretty enduring that a hot alternative
- 5:38Speaker 1: Californian chick was impressed by my Britishness. And I figured
- 5:42Speaker 1: the rumor was true, that American chicks dig British guys
- 5:46Speaker 1: despite our awful teeth and love of bland cuisine. And
- 5:50Speaker 1: I was even more impressed when Handcuffs told me the
- 5:53Speaker 1: site that she'd worked for. You can't actually say the
- 5:55Speaker 1: name on YouTube, but let's just say that it's a
- 5:58Speaker 1: modeling site that still exists to this day, which could
- 6:01Speaker 1: be known as Unalive Lasses, if you catch my drift.
- 6:07Speaker 1: And you probably get it by now. Handcuffs told me
- 6:09Speaker 1: that she was an unalive lass, and sent some photos
- 6:13Speaker 1: that did indeed suggest that she was such. And I
- 6:17Speaker 1: could see her on the public version of the website, but...
- 6:19Speaker 1: A number of the photos were definitely from the paying
- 6:22Speaker 1: members only area if you catch my drift.
- 6:25Speaker 2: And of course it didn't.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Really occur to my dumb hormone fueled self that someone
- 6:29Speaker 1: could have just subscribed to the site to save those
- 6:32Speaker 1: photos and send them to me. The inclusion of some
- 6:35Speaker 1: candid personal photos sealed the deal for me and again,
- 6:39Speaker 1: stupid as I am, I didn't really consider that whoever
- 6:42Speaker 1: Handcuffs really was, they could have just found other photos
- 6:45Speaker 1: of this unalive lass who was a public figure. Me
- 6:50Speaker 1: and Handcuffs talked for a while, and then she confessed
- 6:52Speaker 1: her love for me. And I believed this, obviously, because
- 6:56Speaker 1: I was an arrogant little sod who thought that I
- 6:59Speaker 1: was a great catch for a Californian glamour model. And
- 7:03Speaker 1: I started getting more suspicious, however, when she became dead
- 7:06Speaker 1: set on flying me out to Cali to meet her.
- 7:09Speaker 1: And that seemed too good to be true, but hey,
- 7:11Speaker 1: what's the worst that could happen? A free trip to California?
- 7:16Speaker 1: Then she said that because of the way the exchange
- 7:18Speaker 1: rate works, she could only buy a ticket from the
- 7:21Speaker 1: UK to California using GBP, and her bank account didn't
- 7:25Speaker 1: allow her to exchange dollars for pounds. Therefore, I'd have
- 7:29Speaker 1: to send her the ticket price in pounds, and she'd
- 7:31Speaker 1: send it back in dollars, and she knew my bank
- 7:34Speaker 1: account would automatically convert it because Lloyd's Bank did that apparently.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Why a Californian on a live last was supposed to
- 7:42Speaker 1: have insight into the functions of Lloyd's Bank as something
- 7:45Speaker 1: I'll never know. But hey, at least it was a
- 7:48Speaker 1: good tell that started to open my eyes. I asked
- 7:51Speaker 1: her if she could possibly send the money first because
- 7:53Speaker 1: I was a little strapped for cash after getting my
- 7:56Speaker 1: Peugeot modded. At first she said that was fine and
- 7:59Speaker 1: even claimed that she'd done an international transfer, so I
- 8:02Speaker 1: should send the money over in the meantime and her
- 8:05Speaker 1: transfer would appear in my account later.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Yeah, no thanks.
- 8:09Speaker 1: I told her I'd have to wait until her transfer
- 8:11Speaker 1: came through and she started ranting about how I didn't
- 8:14Speaker 1: really love her. and how I wasn't going to get
- 8:17Speaker 1: some if I didn't make the effort and try to
- 8:19Speaker 1: appeal to my, you know, baser instincts. And as much
- 8:23Speaker 1: as I wanted to believe that I'd be sinking into
- 8:26Speaker 1: the bed of an unalive lass, I also wanted to
- 8:28Speaker 1: believe that I'd have money to live, so I told
- 8:31Speaker 1: her that I genuinely could not send the money back
- 8:34Speaker 1: until I had it. Of course, no money showed up,
- 8:38Speaker 1: and then she surprised me by saying it was fine.
- 8:40Speaker 1: She'd managed to buy the ticket anyway, so I didn't
- 8:43Speaker 1: need to worry about the money. I asked her if
- 8:45Speaker 1: the plane tickets would be arriving at my house, and
- 8:48Speaker 1: she said no. She hadn't been able to arrange that,
- 8:50Speaker 1: so I'd have to pick them up from the airport
- 8:52Speaker 1: on the day of the flight. I told her that
- 8:55Speaker 1: I'd prefer to have the ticket in hand before driving
- 8:58Speaker 1: all the way down to Heathrow, or at the very least,
- 9:01Speaker 1: could she email me the receipt for the ticket so
- 9:04Speaker 1: I knew everything was kosher. And again, she flipped out
- 9:07Speaker 1: at this, screaming over instant messenger and hurling some of
- 9:11Speaker 1: the worst written abuse I think I'd ever seen in
- 9:13Speaker 1: my life. Hell, at this point I didn't even care
- 9:16Speaker 1: if she was genuine, Californian hot girl or not.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Never stick your head in crazy, as they say.
- 9:23Speaker 1: And so I told her to have a nice life,
- 9:25Speaker 1: blocked her, and moved on thinking that I was no
- 9:27Speaker 1: worse for wear. I did kind of miss her, or
- 9:31Speaker 1: miss the things that I'd imagined getting.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Up to with her, but it was whatever. And a
- 9:36Speaker 2: few days later I.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Was strolling through town with a couple of the boys
- 9:39Speaker 1: when I heard a female voice yelling my name with
- 9:42Speaker 1: some absolute venom. I turned to look, and an ex-girlfriend
- 9:46Speaker 1: from year eight came bounding across the high street. Lucy
- 9:50Speaker 1: was a large Wiccan girl who had been a smaller
- 9:53Speaker 1: quiet girl when we dated. We just kind of drifted
- 9:56Speaker 1: apart after just a few weeks, simply not vibing, and
- 9:59Speaker 1: I never even thought about her since. We were in
- 10:03Speaker 1: sixth form college now, and I saw her around at times,
- 10:06Speaker 1: often being quite loud and mouthy, and was always glad
- 10:09Speaker 1: that I'd dodged a bullet with that one. And now
- 10:12Speaker 1: she was storming over to me, swinging her big woolen
- 10:15Speaker 1: black bag, pentagrams jangling around her neck, mascara smeared around
- 10:20Speaker 1: her eyes and she came up to me and jabbed
- 10:23Speaker 1: me in the chest with a porky finger hollering at
- 10:26Speaker 1: me that i had no idea what i'd missed out
- 10:28Speaker 1: on and that i'd regret not paying her what i
- 10:31Speaker 1: owed her for the heartbreak she began screeching that she
- 10:35Speaker 1: was going to put a spell on me and my
- 10:37Speaker 1: friends and that my uh genitals would fall off then
- 10:41Speaker 1: she mentioned a few things that only handcuffs would know
- 10:44Speaker 1: and that's when i realized handcuffs was lucy my weird
- 10:48Speaker 1: Wiccan ex-girlfriend from year eight, and I'd been successfully and
- 10:52Speaker 1: decisively catfished by this crazy bitch. My mates would give
- 10:57Speaker 1: me the ribbing of a lifetime about this later, but
- 11:00Speaker 1: right now Lucy seemed genuinely unhinged and dangerous. She was
- 11:05Speaker 1: talking as if she genuinely believed that she was handcuffs,
- 11:08Speaker 1: and had at least summoned or manifested her, and that
- 11:11Speaker 1: if I'd just sent her the money to pay her rent,
- 11:14Speaker 1: then everything would have been forgiven and we could have
- 11:16Speaker 1: gone back to being in love. I asked her what
- 11:20Speaker 1: needed forgiving, and she said the fact that I broke
- 11:23Speaker 1: up with her.
- 11:24Speaker 2: In year eight, lady. Like five years ago.
- 11:26Speaker 1: And we just drifted apart, so I yelled it at her,
- 11:30Speaker 1: and it absolutely broke her brain. Lucy full-blown leaped on me,
- 11:35Speaker 1: slamming me to the floor, and I felt my head
- 11:38Speaker 1: hit the side of a granite bench as I fell
- 11:40Speaker 1: and blood began to trickle from my skull. And on
- 11:44Speaker 1: top of that, I could feel tiny, sharp pains in
- 11:46Speaker 1: my chest as she began to stab me over and
- 11:48Speaker 1: over repeatedly with a safety pin. It was more annoying
- 11:53Speaker 1: than agonizing, and coupled with the crack in my skull,
- 11:56Speaker 1: things were starting to feel very serious. I felt my
- 12:00Speaker 1: friends dragging Lucy off me, and the next thing I knew,
- 12:03Speaker 1: I was waking up in a hospital. Lucy had accidentally
- 12:07Speaker 1: fractured my damn skull when she'd pushed me, and I
- 12:10Speaker 1: had a massive bleed on my brain. My chest was
- 12:13Speaker 1: also really sore from being stabbed by a damn safety pin,
- 12:17Speaker 1: and my parents told me that Lucy was absolutely mortified
- 12:20Speaker 1: about nearly killing me. Lucy's parents were insisting that she
- 12:24Speaker 1: went into a voluntary rehab stint. Apparently she'd been pretty
- 12:28Speaker 1: heavy into drugs and alcohol, and this was a wake-up
- 12:30Speaker 1: call for her. And it was up to me if
- 12:32Speaker 1: I pressed charges, and ultimately I decided not to. But
- 12:36Speaker 1: that is the story of how I got catfished, stalked,
- 12:40Speaker 1: and almost killed by a fake unalive lass who almost
- 12:43Speaker 1: unalived me. For a bit of a happy ending, Lucy
- 12:47Speaker 1: went through a stint at rehab and got better. We're
- 12:50Speaker 1: not close or anything, but she's a mother of two
- 12:53Speaker 1: and a fitness instructor now and living her best life.
- 12:56Speaker 1: We keep in touch sporadically, though, for class reunions and stuff,
- 13:00Speaker 1: and she has an incredibly dark sense of humor like
- 13:02Speaker 1: I do, so we're able to joke about her almost
- 13:04Speaker 1: killing me. In fact, it was her idea that I
- 13:07Speaker 1: write this up, and she proofread and signed off on it.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Some of the more damning descriptions of her were added
- 13:13Speaker 1: by her, and she said that I should send it
- 13:15Speaker 1: to a True Scary Stories channel, and so I settled
- 13:18Speaker 1: on sending it to my favorite lad who would never
- 13:21Speaker 1: catfish anyone.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Let's read.
- 13:35Speaker 1: So I've been a listener for a long time, and
- 13:37Speaker 1: I've come into your livestreams sometimes. And I'm ashamed to
- 13:40Speaker 1: say that I've left a few comments laughing at some
- 13:43Speaker 1: of the submitting authors for being idiots. I've always felt
- 13:47Speaker 1: a bit guilty about it because deep down I know
- 13:49Speaker 1: that I'm just projecting. As about eight years ago, I
- 13:52Speaker 1: got myself into a situation with a weird internet creeper
- 13:55Speaker 1: and I know it really was my own doing. I
- 13:59Speaker 1: guess it's easier to take out my frustrations on others
- 14:01Speaker 1: than admit fault. My friend Allison warned me about this
- 14:05Speaker 1: guy named Jeff. And yeah, It was my own stupid fault,
- 14:10Speaker 1: I admit that up front. And Allison told me, hey Shan,
- 14:13Speaker 1: I met this guy on such and such Facebook group
- 14:17Speaker 1: and he started being all weird and intense with me.
- 14:20Speaker 2: And she told me he.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Was into swords and horror and all sorts of edgelord things.
- 14:24Speaker 1: She told me that Jeff had mentioned me a few
- 14:26Speaker 1: times and that he thought I was interesting. She said
- 14:30Speaker 1: she thought he'd been trying to hit me up next.
- 14:33Speaker 1: And she was right, he did. and my bored, stupid self,
- 14:37Speaker 1: against my better judgment, allowed him to strike up a
- 14:40Speaker 1: conversation with me. If you've ever been on the internet
- 14:43Speaker 1: at all, anytime between the 2000s and the late 2010s,
- 14:47Speaker 1: you'll know guys like Jeff. Intense, serious, quick-to-anger anime fans
- 14:53Speaker 1: who love The Killing Joke, Sin City, Firefly, and Arma.
- 14:58Speaker 1: They hate the MCU and any mainstream superhero thing. They
- 15:01Speaker 1: claim to be huge comic book fans, but get all
- 15:04Speaker 1: their information from the Nolan Batman movies. They're an embarrassment
- 15:08Speaker 1: to genuine comic book fans and nerds and people who
- 15:11Speaker 1: understand why the Joker actually is a cool character instead
- 15:15Speaker 1: of why mean lord incels think he is. True ones understand.
- 15:20Speaker 1: And Jeff was not a true one. His favorite game
- 15:23Speaker 1: of all time was Bioshock Infinite. And this is not
- 15:26Speaker 1: to insult that game, but it is relevant and will
- 15:28Speaker 1: come up later. And when Jeff started talking to me,
- 15:31Speaker 1: it wasn't actually as bad as I expected. He was
- 15:35Speaker 1: surprisingly fairly interesting. He had a rudimentary interest in the
- 15:39Speaker 1: same things I did, the same comics, movies, anime, and
- 15:43Speaker 1: video games. And at first, the cracks didn't show. But
- 15:47Speaker 1: then the more he talked about these things, the clearer
- 15:50Speaker 1: it became that he was getting all his information from
- 15:52Speaker 1: probably Wikipedia or a handful of movie adaptations. He'd make definitive,
- 15:58Speaker 1: sweeping statements about media that was just completely wrong or misinformed.
- 16:03Speaker 1: For example, he went on about how Batman was his
- 16:05Speaker 1: favorite superhero because all of his rogue gallery was totally
- 16:09Speaker 1: grounded and normal, nothing weird or comic book-y. And this
- 16:13Speaker 1: was only true in the movie adaptations, but to an
- 16:16Speaker 1: OG Batman comics fan, it's a ridiculous thing to say.
- 16:20Speaker 1: I made the mistake of pointing this out to him,
- 16:22Speaker 1: and he got super mad and started yelling at me
- 16:25Speaker 1: that the Comics didn't really count, eh?
- 16:28Speaker 2: Weird.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Now, I only knew Jeff online, thank God, but every
- 16:32Speaker 1: time I'd come online, I'd find lengthy messages from him.
- 16:36Speaker 1: After just a week of knowing him, he'd write elaborate
- 16:39Speaker 1: essays about how close we were and how much I
- 16:41Speaker 1: meant to him and how grateful he was to know
- 16:44Speaker 1: someone like me. We had known each other for probably
- 16:48Speaker 1: a week at that point. The close friendship he'd imagined
- 16:52Speaker 1: in his head soon seemed to sway towards the suggestion
- 16:55Speaker 1: of a relationship. I had absolutely no romantic interest in
- 16:59Speaker 1: this guy and had made it very clear to him
- 17:01Speaker 1: that I wasn't looking, but it was like he heard
- 17:03Speaker 1: what he wanted to hear. Multiple times he tried to
- 17:07Speaker 1: impress me by crowing on about how he had to
- 17:10Speaker 1: break the heart of his last girlfriend because she wanted
- 17:13Speaker 1: to sleep with him and he'd lectured her about how
- 17:16Speaker 1: that was inappropriate. When I asked why it was inappropriate,
- 17:20Speaker 1: He let slip that he, in his early 30s, had
- 17:23Speaker 1: been dating a 16-year-old girl. Not just online, either. They
- 17:28Speaker 1: were dating in person. And he very smugly told me
- 17:31Speaker 1: that he wouldn't sleep with her because it was illegal, though,
- 17:33Speaker 1: and she was a bad person for wanting to get
- 17:36Speaker 1: with him.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Okay, buddy. That's the child at fault, for sure. I bet.
- 17:42Speaker 1: And this is when I decided that I didn't really
- 17:44Speaker 1: want to be friends with this weirdo anymore. And one
- 17:47Speaker 1: time I told him I was sick and that I
- 17:49Speaker 1: wouldn't be online for a while. And after five days
- 17:52Speaker 1: of frantic messages from him, I kind of snapped and said, dude,
- 17:56Speaker 1: I was sick. And he kept replying saying, I knew it.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I just knew it. And then proceeded to ramble on
- 18:03Speaker 1: about how we had a freaking psychic connection and how
- 18:06Speaker 1: he had the same thing with his beloved grandmother and
- 18:09Speaker 1: could always tell when something was wrong with a loved one.
- 18:13Speaker 1: So he had simply been able to tell that I
- 18:15Speaker 1: wasn't okay. Oh right, it was a psychic connection, and
- 18:19Speaker 1: not the fact that I literally told you five days ago. Next,
- 18:23Speaker 1: when I wouldn't reply, he began sending me messages saying
- 18:25Speaker 1: that he was having severe chest pains, and then narrating
- 18:28Speaker 1: his journey to the emergency room, and leaving vague hints
- 18:32Speaker 1: that he had only hours or minutes left to live.
- 18:36Speaker 1: The first time, I stupidly fell for it, and then
- 18:40Speaker 1: he would simply do it every time he wanted attention,
- 18:43Speaker 1: but there was never any follow-up to these medical disasters.
- 18:46Speaker 1: absolute clown man and when that stopped working he began
- 18:51Speaker 1: to spin sob stories about various elderly relatives he lived
- 18:54Speaker 1: with who were on death's door the problem was he
- 18:58Speaker 1: couldn't remember the stories that he'd spun so one month
- 19:02Speaker 1: it was his beloved granddad who'd raised him who was
- 19:05Speaker 1: dying but the next month it was his grandmother and
- 19:08Speaker 1: then it was his brother and his dad and none
- 19:11Speaker 1: of them ever actually did die and most of them
- 19:14Speaker 1: never even got mentioned again It also contradicted the fact
- 19:18Speaker 1: that he previously told me that he lived with a
- 19:19Speaker 1: roommate who stole a ton of money off of him
- 19:22Speaker 1: but still lived with him, and also that he lived alone.
- 19:26Speaker 1: It was just completely nonsensical gibberish, all designed to evoke sympathy.
- 19:31Speaker 1: He'd write lengthy attention-seeking diatribes on Facebook about how everyone
- 19:36Speaker 1: he knew always wanted to take, take, and take from him.
- 19:39Speaker 1: and how he was an untapped well of positivity and generosity,
- 19:43Speaker 1: who was literally incapable of being mean, that he genuinely
- 19:47Speaker 1: had some kind of condition that meant that he couldn't
- 19:49Speaker 1: be unpleasant to people. And yet somehow he was always
- 19:53Speaker 1: managing to condemn women and girls for their behavior, choice
- 19:57Speaker 1: of dress, etc., or calling other people fake fans of
- 20:00Speaker 1: things he liked, even though he had the most rudimentary
- 20:03Speaker 1: understanding of most things. And eventually it all became too
- 20:08Speaker 1: much for me. He'd go on these rants about how
- 20:11Speaker 1: desire was disgusting and inappropriate, but also keep trying to
- 20:15Speaker 1: hit on me. He'd send me random poorly lit photos
- 20:18Speaker 1: of himself, nothing risque even, just weird photos of him
- 20:23Speaker 1: in a hat, and then ask for lengthy opinions on
- 20:26Speaker 1: how good he looked, and if he felt like I
- 20:28Speaker 1: hadn't said enough, he'd just keep pressing and pressing. Now again,
- 20:33Speaker 1: let me stress that I met this guy online for
- 20:36Speaker 1: about six weeks, and in the end, I told him
- 20:39Speaker 1: that things were way, way too intense for me, and
- 20:42Speaker 1: that while I'd be happy to try a friendship with him,
- 20:45Speaker 1: we just didn't have the same kind of relationship where
- 20:48Speaker 1: we were actually close BFFs or more like he seemed
- 20:51Speaker 1: to keep insisting. This was of course my fault, and
- 20:56Speaker 1: he lost it with me, getting ragey and angry at
- 20:59Speaker 1: the fact that I'd said that I was willing to
- 21:01Speaker 1: be his friend. Now why would I say that if
- 21:03Speaker 1: I wasn't? I tried to explain to him that being
- 21:06Speaker 1: someone's friend doesn't involve constant trauma dumping, attention seeking, and
- 21:11Speaker 1: claims of psychic bonds. But he was having none of it.
- 21:15Speaker 1: He started swearing and cursing at me, so I blocked him. Later,
- 21:20Speaker 1: he messaged me on Steam, apologizing for what he was
- 21:23Speaker 1: about to do. It wasn't clear whether he was going
- 21:26Speaker 1: to do something to himself or to me. I wasn't
- 21:30Speaker 1: too concerned about the latter, though. We lived in totally
- 21:33Speaker 1: different countries and he was far too broke to fly
- 21:35Speaker 1: here and do anything to me. Of course, nothing came
- 21:39Speaker 1: of it because guys like him are all terror and bluster.
- 21:44Speaker 1: And instead, he posted a huge rant on Facebook about
- 21:48Speaker 1: how if you have a beautiful songbird in a cage,
- 21:51Speaker 1: it's your duty to let her fly free. It was
- 21:54Speaker 1: a quote from Bioshock Infinite and he decided I was
- 21:57Speaker 1: Elizabeth from Bioshock and he was, I don't know, her dad? Yeah,
- 22:03Speaker 1: way to make it even more creepier, pal. It was
- 22:06Speaker 1: a pretty terrifying experience, even if I can look back
- 22:09Speaker 1: on it and laugh at him. Having someone that toxic
- 22:12Speaker 1: in your life is horrible, and I severely learned my
- 22:14Speaker 1: lesson about believing people like this are interesting. And I
- 22:19Speaker 1: hope the same can be said for my third friend
- 22:21Speaker 1: who decided to befriend Jeff even after all of what
- 22:24Speaker 1: I'd told her. And last I heard, she'd cut him
- 22:27Speaker 1: off because he was trying to convince her to cheat
- 22:29Speaker 1: on her husband with him.