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Nordic Aliens · Lunatic Soup

• NORDIC: So funny story. Hilarious story. switching things up a little bit today. And I'm the boob. She is the boob. I'm going to be the boob. She's the reina. I'm going to sit and listen and hear the story. then I'm like, I got the ciders. I got the joke. And I brought ciders. And I could tell she was a little disappointed in my cider selection. I was like, we have so many fun ones in my fridge. Do you realize how many fun ones we We do have a lot of fun ones. But I brought just a Seattle Dry. Just a plain Seattle Dry. I could tell she was a little upset. I was like, oh. And she goes inside. What happens? Well, in my head, I was like, well, if we're fucking drinking dry cider, just plain dry cider, I'm at least going to get some Fireball to put in it. And I literally walk out, and I go, OK, well, if we're doing this, then we're doing these. And I hold up two mini Fireballs, and she goes. Shit, it's she pulls out too many fireballs and she I was gonna surprise you on air. Of course we're not just drinking. We're drinking an angry whore, my friend. God damn it, I should I mean, come on. Good Lord, well Oh, you know what I should have brought? My father left today. He's been here the last two He left something behind, what really bad, really sucks for him. Really good for me. He left his Fourth of July shirt. what is it? Remember it was that red that American flag. my god. It was real 4th of You're gonna be really decked out next year. I said I'll send it back to him, but I'm gonna keep it for a minute for reasons. For reasons? Yeah, you never know when you're gonna need it. never know. You never know. Never know. I am getting in the mail this company reached out trying to get me this beer bong. never sent it to me. They said it was in the mail, right? They had me check my mailbox 17,000 times. They just kept telling me it was delivered, it was never delivered. And then they were like, yeah, it shows it was delivered. And I'm like, that address is in fucking Florida. I live in Washington, you morons. Anyways. Oh my god. They come back to me again, and they're like, OK, well, if we send you our, what is it, a shotgun roulette, would you do a video on that? And I said, fuck, no, I said yes. course you did, but I get to do it too. Well I was gonna tell you. So that's coming any day now, which I can't fucking Hopefully, hopefully it's not in Florida. They did say it shipped this time, which I don't know, but they bullshitted me so hard. they don't get me something, I'm gonna start calling them out on my social media because they've dicked me around so bad. I know, well, I can. And I have other reasons. Like I think they're MAGA. I found that out, but after I committed. oh man. She has a joke for us because I'm... the reader today. All right, so it's a read the joke type of situation. So I just left my nine-year-old spelling bee. The moderator looked at her and said, your word is C word. My daughter looked straight at me, and I knew at that moment something bad was coming. My daughter then said, C word, C-U-N-T, C word. Why would that be one of my kids? I think it's hilarious. That is a good one. Oh, I saw that. I had to save it. Oh, was good. That was right up our alley. Weird. Not Weird. No. No. No, no, no, no. I hosted a cocktail pod class on Sunday morning. It was 9 AM. like, you know, and I had a cup of coffee and I had originally poured it in my cunt mug. I have one that says the C is the handle and the UNT is the rest of it. And I was like, I'm unhinged. I don't know if they're ready that. And how unhinged do they want to see this? But I gathered pretty unhinged. They played a drinking game. They developed a drinking game while I was teaching the class that every time I said balls, they all drink. So they were a lot of fun. It was I that's great. It was a great time. That's great. I drank the rest of No way. Whoopsie. Whoopsie doodles. Anyways, it was a Sunday fun day. I like it. I like it. Well, hello and welcome to Lunatic Soup, the podcast where we go into all things wild, weird, and unknown. We're your host Meg. And I'm Reyna, ready to root up some lunatic soup? Let's go. All right, so back to the cider, y'all. It's a good one. It's a good dry cider. Seattle cider. Dry. I actually bought these for the 4th July and forgot to bring them over. Oh, dang. They're good for me. Tex was just reminding me how many we have in our fridge that he's bought us from Incline that we haven't even touched. We have like a drawer. Really? Oh. Must have been unawares. I knew we had some from Canada. You and I have slowed down on the cider when we're not recording because I'll get the worst acid reflux from it. And we haven't had time to hang out. We have had no time. in general. We've been doing the- Incline, at the end of the month, is having an Aperol Spritz slushy thingy majig. We're going. know. We're going. July 30th. Okay. I think I'm free. I am I'll make myself free for an apparel spritz. god. Yeah, have you heard of a new spritz? They're saying is like the spritz of the summer that it's the sister to apparel so that can't hurry no no come party It starts with an s. It's pink. I'll try and literally I'm making tech stop One of these days on his way home at total wine cuz it's the only place you can get it Yes, and they have it and it looks so good or if you go all that movie for I almost just got that stuck, hang on. Oh, that was a fun sound coming out of your mouth. I don't even know what that was. Well, you see, I was trying, instead of setting down my glass of cider to open the fireball with two hands, I was opening it with my mouth, then it almost threw the back, the lid almost went to the back of my throat and I almost died. would have I almost died. I almost died. All right, cheers. You already took a sip, but. did. It's like comfort in a glass. It is delicious. It is so good. It's like cider and fireball, man. Don't mm-hmm all right, so you guys It is my turn to talk so Meg has had her dad in town and been busy And she was like you know I don't know how much I have in me for an episode and I was like do want me to write one? She's like yep, and I also thought I was gonna wake up with no voice. Yeah, she's not the Larry and dad is common, but I'm good Let me take this one. Yeah, you said you said sit down. I've got this You're the boo you are the boob. I said do you want to be the boobs you said hell? I do so this episode came about because I saw a TikTok of a guy claiming that there are Nordic aliens on Orcas Island. So those of you who have listened, know Orcas Island. My kids go to summer camp there. Meg's gone with me there. It's magic. When you step on that island, it feels magical. There's something about it that feels magical. There is also things about the San Juan Islands that have a lot of, not magic. What am I trying to say? Like, Not a cult but like what would paranormal there's a word there. She is paranormal things, which I will get into some of those I wonder You know how like the Appalachians are a part of the sky always wondered this I'm in a Washington state during Pangea I want to know like where we were region where yeah, where was it? so we were always on our own. Okay, look so we were never So I have a theory about this, because I was going to bring this up because of when we were up in Canada, which is like same coast, similar land. You know, over in Port Gamble, a lot of things, like over in that area, very haunted area, very lots of energy. I wonder if, we've always said this, what stone tape theory, but the rock, everything is on. Could be. Because limestone, right? And that's big of what's there. Shannon and I were saying how well we slept when we were up there and how at peace you feel. And I feel like all of that is because of the limestone. It can't be. I was just up there a couple weeks ago. We brought my dad up there. And the piece you Oh, De Port Campbell. Yeah, yeah. De Port Campbell. The piece you feel is just incredible. Well, and so Orchis also, tons of limestone. Canada, where we were, tons of limestone. Interesting. And so I just feel like that might be something to deep dive in on eventually and just kind of see the properties of limestone and what, like, because it's like crystals. They all hold energy. And that's real. That's science, not anything else. All right. Are we ready, Freddie? I'm ready. I'm gonna sit back, my bevaregino. I'm gonna have one more sip before I get going. This is a bit of a shit show because my notes are all over the place, you guys, so this was a today written thing, so we're gonna go with it. I'm excited to talk about it, though, because you sent me the video about it a couple weeks ago of some guy talking about his experience up there, and I'm like, Uh-huh. Ooh. So we're gonna picture this for a minute. All right, it's 1952 in the California desert, and a flying saucer lands. The door opens. and out steps someone who looks like a supermodel from Norway, as we know it today. They didn't know it at the time, but a Norwegian- Erling Haaland? Pretty much, pretty much. Yes. And first 40 years after that, that has been the most consistent alien archetype in UFO history, not the grays. Really? That's what everything that I looked into said. It is the most commonly seen, I will say. Kind of, I guess makes sense if you think about it because like a gray alien is an alien alien. These are just extremely beautiful people. Like the elves. Like the elves. Is it called Pleiadian? Yeah, we're gonna get into that. Yep. Sorry, shut up, man. Yeah, shut up. Don't act like you don't know anything like know me. You know? But what are you gonna say now? I'm not gonna be mean. No, I don't think, no. Act like you don't know anything like me. Is that what said? Yeah, I thought you said be mean. No, I said act like me like I don't know anything because I usually I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Okay. So we're going to actually cover all the things we just talked about, where they came from, why it is a well-known thing and why it's all of a sudden being brought up again in the news right now because it is, which we kind of just, you know, kind of just touched on. All right. So one of the reasons why they are called Nordic is not because people actually think that they're from Norway, it's just because they look like... I do love Norwegians though. I mean they're just beautiful people. are people. Aren't you Norwegian? A smidgen. A smidgen, okay. But you know, the blonde, beautiful, like some tan skin, they're not like pasty pale, like beautiful blue eyes, very... Excellent bone structure. Bone structure, like that Viking, you know, bone structure. basically there are two theories of... where the idea of these aliens came from. Okay. We're going to start with the first, which this is where I was telling you we're going to deep dive into some things we've talked about before. Okay. But so the first is an early 20th century Theo, gosh, Theosophy, Theosopher, whatever her name is Helena. I'm going to butcher this. Blavatsky. Perfect. Okay. Yeah, I usually just go... So she is a historical figure who is all over the place when it comes to like paranormal and conspiracy theory because she allegedly channeled aliens. Okay. So this is back in like the late 1800s. Oh. That long ago? That long ago. Almost at the dinosaur times. Almost at the time of the dinosaurs when the dinos were running around. This is when she sort of started... Well, not she, she did. allegedly speaking to Alyn. She traveled across like continents and was spreading the word of what she was hearing, what she knows. Okay. So she was Russian and she co-founded the Theosophical Society in 1875. She claimed she had traveled throughout Asia and Tibet studying ancient hidden wisdom and mysterious spiritual teachers. And she called them the masters of ancient wisdom or Mahatmas. Mahatmas. I might be butchering all of that. So they don't actually know if she actually met these, like, teachers that she's talked about, but that is all, everything she said is very disputed, but yeah. but it usually is with everybody. That's it. But people, a lot of people believe that she genuinely experienced what she said. she would like travel? Yeah, she would travel. she, like this says, she became one of the most influential occult writers in modern history. Love I mean, I'm shocked we haven't talked about her, all the shit that she's actually related to is actually wild. I've never even seen her name. Blazatsky. so her biggest idea is that every religion is based on one ancient hidden truth. And she believed that Atlantis existed, Lumaria existed, humanity has gone through multiple civilizations, advanced spiritual beings guide humanity, hidden masters still influence Earth. and human consciousness evolves over vast cycles. So that all sounds very like things that I believe in. totally here for that. So. One of the biggest things that is tied in with her is the root race theory. She proposed a theory that there are seven root races. she means they're like spiritual stages of humanity, essentially. Does that make sense? like, so instead of like, like Caucasian people and Asian people. It's like races as in... In like levels of... Levels of like Neanderthal versus... Or no, it's more like your human consciousness levels maybe or like your... okay. It'll explain it a little bit better I think. so what she, her sequences was Polarians, Hyperbry... Hyperboreans, Lumarians, Atlanteans. Aryans future race and final spiritual race so as in this is the Order that these things are on earth. I know it has no like it doesn't matter what your skin color is So it's just like humanity as she erased we're getting there. boy So the fifth route the Aryans know where else I don't that word. I don't like that word okay, so but when Blah blah when Helen I'm gonna call her by her first name when Helen Helen use Aryan she primarily meant Spiritual and it was a spiritual and cultural stage of humanity influenced by 19th century ideas. So it's more just it's not how you look it's about like the era that you're in. Okay, okay. Like what what your what level you're at not intellectually or spirit but like more like spiritually like as a society. I don't fully understand it. Hopefully as I'm reading this will I get a better idea. But basically it was Like grade level, like in first grade you know something and then in fifth grade you know that much more. Right, and so like this was her way of like staging humanity. Okay. And it is not actually, she did not have anything to do with the Nazi's concept of blonde, blue-eyed, racial supremacy. But part of her writings about the human hierarchy are criticized today because they are like, Yeah, I wonder. I wonder if the Nazis actually read and used some of her works. I'm gonna shut up. Yeah, it's weird if that happened. Do do do do so man I need to So eventually her ideas flowed down to organizations like the Thule Society. And the Thule Society is what influenced some of the early Nazi thinkers. So it wasn't her specifically, but her ideas went to one thing, went to another, and then the Nazis took it and kind of ran with Because the Nazis, they looked for Atlantis. They looked for Lumaria. That was part of their whole jam. Yep. So. how do the Nordic aliens fit into this, might you ask? I bet you're gonna tell me. I think I am. Okay. So the Nordic alien wasn't invented until a UFO contactee, or the UFO contactee movement of the 1950s. Okay. But Helen had already written about advanced masters, spiritually evolved humans, enlightened beings, hidden civilizations, and beautifully evolved races. So this is like 50 years post Helen, Helena. yes. So she had nothing to do with that. Yeah. Ish. Ish. It was her ideas that really charged, eventually charged what we call a Nordic alien. But she believed in aliens or extraterrestrial or other worldly beings or whatever. Exactly. so she, hang on, I gotta find where this. I gotta find which one I have open and where this is. So because of what she believed, she believed in hidden civilizations, which we know as inner earth. Not Middle Earth. Don't you dare. Did I Google Middle Earth accidentally? that was what I realized was related. was like, wrong one, Reyna, wrong one. But did you see they're making a new movie? I'm just putting that out there. I did. I heard. I heard a rumor. I heard a rumor. So basically, those of you who don't know, we covered the inner earth theory that was. tied into what was it, her theories, Agartha, and so this is saying, or Hollow Earth, guess. Is it Hollow Earth? Hollow Earth, Agartha, it's all the same premise. Yeah, so the Nazis took from some of her ideology that was put into that thule thing, but it was, they found Agartha, Nazis had UFOs, they contacted Nordic aliens, and they built, flying disks using Vril. Who did this? This is, so this is what they're saying that the Nazis did. Like this was the alleged Nazi thing. Because this was part of the Thule Society. yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, if I get confusing. No, yeah, guys, I'm terrible. No, you're not. You're doing great, sweetie. So did we ever cover the Vril? Vril. Vril, no. We talked about the Thule Society within different things. Yes, so Vril is a science fiction novel. that a lot of the Nazis took their beliefs from, or maybe not them, but what eventually became it. And this is where people start to be like, did she get her ideas from this too? so do all cults get their ideas from science fiction novels? this is very Elrond Hubbard situation sounding. So basically this book was underground superhuman, psychic energy, advanced technology. Maybe we did talk a little bit about this when we were talking about the Lizzie people. think we did. so basically everything has come together. so like Vril, Helen, What's Her Face, and Hollow Earth, and that all combines together. So we're gonna leave this for a minute because we're gonna get back into a little bit more of like how this Nazi, the Hollow Earth theory does tie in a little bit later. Okay. But she basically is the one who came up with these first ideas that these aliens were, they're not like... the aliens that we see that are the gray aliens, are like heightened beings, essentially. Also, not something to brag about, but it is kind of interesting that the Nazis got some of their basic ideas from a woman. Weird. Which is not a they probably didn't realize they were doing that. It's not a good thing. But they were so against wanting that hierarchy of man. And I think when I was researching this, I think the biggest thing that I that it came to is like, think this lady was legit and I think she was talking about very like legit things. man bastardized Yeah, is what it seems like. like she does seem like she was able to contact people and cause a lot of the things- look more into her. Yeah, she, was, we need an episode on her. She, I could have gone down the rabbit hole of her for a very long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why I think I'm, it's causing me a little bit of confusion because I did do a lot of research, but I can't, apparently I didn't put my words in correctly. Okay, hang on. going back to where I was. Okay, so that is like the first thing where they came from. are the beings that whatever, blah, blah, blah. Second one is all people's real life encounters. Right, is she saying that like Lumaria, Pleiadian, all of that are? Hang on. So she's saying that it is all a part of not necessarily just the Nordic beings, but that all of that is a part of the world that we live in. Isn't that really cool map that I love where it's beyond the ice wall and there's all those different islands and they're from there? The greys have their own island, the big folks have their own That is exactly what it is. there are beings from all over the place. she was the first one who I guess said that these are like, they took what she said and turned them into these blonde hair. blue-eyed, like the idea of what the Nazis, the Aryan race, like is the superior race. But she was the first one who like kind of came up with that, not without it being these. blonde hair, blue eye, but it was like the superior, do you see what I'm saying? Yep, yep, I'm getting there with that. Yeah, and then they put the face of it. Right, they added that in, whether it was actually the Nazis or the books that came after it off of her ideas, if that makes sense. she was talking about intellect and level, like spiritual levels. Exactly, and she took what they said and kind of ran with it. No, they took what she said, that's what I meant to say. That's what she said. you. said, anyways. mean, you can drink a lot faster when you're not reading. I know, that always happens to I always have to slow myself down because dear God. Okay, so, do do do do, now we're coming back to the big one is the people who have seen them. And there have been reports of people seeing these things for over 75 years and it is always extremely consistent on what they see, which we love that in this podcast. I love that. Like when we talked about the Dover Demon last week. three separate people that didn't know each other, three separate experiences, they all looked the same. Yep, and these are all very similar encounters and, you know, okay, we're gonna get into that. So when people describe it, none of them are abducted by these people. It's all encounters where they either run into them in a wooded area or they literally have a spaceship land and people walk off and are able to communicate with them telepathically. That is the consistent. They're all these tall, beautiful looking people with this long blonde hair, structurally gorgeous supermodels. Everyone is very consistent on that. So the very first one, we'll also say that Anytime you've heard of the Pleiadians, they're the Pleadian galaxy, they are allegedly the Pleiadians. We discussed that at the very beginning, but that is where they come from. I had a psychic tell me that I was Pleadian. Pleadian, I could see it. Yeah. I could see it. Like originally. Yeah. I'm a human now. Well, you are now. Now, damn it. So. In the 1950s, Which is when a lot of this stuff was happening was in the 1950s. Like a lot of these alien encounters. This is like when it first really because it was based on a book that I have written over here when I get to it. So. Do do do do. Here we go. So George, this is gonna be a good one for me to pronounce, Adam, Adamski, Adamski? He's a Polish American. Sounds great. Yeah, Polish American who on November 20th, 1952, out in the California desert near a town called Desert Center, claimed he watched a huge cigar-shaped ship hovering over the sky. He wandered off from his friends and he was personally greeted by a scout craft that landed just for him. Like the Tic Tac. Mm-hmm. That's exactly an out-stepped Venusian. Ooh. Mm-hmm. Or a Venusian, which... So this is a race of beings. Yes, a race of being. call it the Venusian. Okay. And... it Venus? Well, that is part... Okay. Shut up, I don't know... Shut up, Meg. They say that. Anyway, so, Adansky named him Orthon. Okay. So his description of Orthon is medium height, tan skin, hair that was, quote, sandy in color, and beautiful waves down to his shoulders glistening more beautifully than any woman I've ever seen. Orthon's message to humanity was communicated via telepathy and hand gestures because apparently that is how they communicate. basically he said, please stop testing nuclear weapons. You're going to wreck the planet. Boom. So why don't we listen to Venetian? I know. Venetian? Orthon is what they named him. Orthon. There you go. Let's listen to Orthon. Venetian was like the type that they are. OK. I guess. So he also took a photo of Orthon's scout ship through his telescope. Skeptics at the time looked at it and said, and I'm not exaggerating, that it looks like a chicken brooder, which is interesting when you get to that part of it. So look up Adam Adamski, so George Adamski alien or UFO photos. George A-D-A-M Adamski? A-D-A-M-S-K-I. George Adamski UFO photo. So that's the one of the main ship. it does kind of look like the modern day Tic Tac. It does look like the modern day Tic Tac for sure. But they didn't have a Tic Tacs back then. I don't know when Tic Tacs came out. Great question. Yeah. But yeah, so that's the cigar one. And then there is another ship that was like the smaller ship that they came down and greeted him with. allegedly. Allegedly. Because if that's a legit photo, that's a UFO. Right. So Adamski turned around and wrote, flying saucers have landed and later inside the spaceship and became an international celebrity. In May of 1959, he got a documented private audience with Queen Juliana of the Netherlands and arranged through the Dutch UFO Society to discuss his contacts with these people. And it basically launched him to be one of the biggest speakers about these Nordic aliens for very long time. OK. And a lot of people. Sounds like we need to do an episode on him, too. I know. There's a lot of these people in here that I'm like, we've never covered them. And how has that not come up? And I've to do more UFO. We have a couple of UFO ones coming up. this is this. You're doing great, sweetie. I mean, I love the aliens, though. Because I'm just waiting for them to show themselves. Not that I don't believe in the paranormal, but I'm lot more skeptical about people's experiences in the agree, but the alien The alien ones? I know it's real. And I think the hardest part about writing this episode, which is why I keep getting myself confused, is because every time I would look up something, then it'd be like, but it's not true. But it's not this. But what have we learned? Well, yeah, that's just the government and the man telling us that it's not true because it's a threat to them and their beliefs and it's a threat to religion and all of religion's beliefs. Exactly, and they just don't want to, but now shit's starting to happen. I want to see that movie Disclosure Day. I know, me too. very reminiscent of Independence Day. maybe it should be out on streaming services soon. Maybe we can just do that for a... The kids are gonna be growing up at Cancun. know, I'm about to freedom. Put the little one to bed. Freedom, I know. Just hide her upstairs, she'll be fine. you don't know Ween, I wish I knew I don't know I tried. One of you listening knows Someone does. Okay, so the next one of very notable with photos also. Okay. Which I'll have you look up. look up Billy Meyer, M-E-I-E-R and the wedding cake UFO. So he is a Swiss farmer who says he had contacted Nordic type race called the Plagiarian and it goes back to childhood. Over the following decades, Meyer produced hundreds of photos and films of beam ships and became one of the most documented and most disputed contact cases in the field. Meyer's origin story is... See, these looked so like clear that they look like they would be fake. I agree with that. When I looked at these ones, those ones, I was kind of like... What is, like how? Because photography was not great in the 1950s. We know that. Anyways, so... Like even the Yeti pictures that we found, the Russian Yeti ones, looked better than this. Well, they were grainy, but... They were grainy, but more believable than this. I agree, and I looked these up, and I was like, okay, I don't know how much I believe that, but... So he says that his first contact was in 1942 at the age of five with an elderly plagiarian man named Svath. Svath. S-F-A-T-H. I'm sorry, Svath. I don't know how to say that. of you. Don't come for me. So apparently he was friends with this being until 1964. And he eventually went quiet for over a decade. And then it picked back up in January of 1975 with a new contact name, Sem Jase, who. he described as Svath's granddaughter. So this is a multi-generational alien family that has allegedly been checking in on this farmer in Switzerland and... Everyone, and it was something where he started getting photos and releasing them. And his collection became known as the Wedding Cake UFO because it genuinely looks like a wedding cake, which we looked at. It looks like bunch of silver balls. I don't know. I could see a tiered I could see the tiered cake, but then it looks like there's just a bunch of target-sized target balls like they have outside, but like silver ones. So this one is a little bit sticky because after he passed away, A reporter did an interview with his wife and her former wife, guess, so they're divorced. So she was going to throw him under the bus. And she said she was able to produce photos of incomplete UFO models that mayor mayor had already destroyed by burning them or thought he had already destroyed. And why would he destroy them? Well, so she's alleging that that is how he made the models and photographed them. OK. She's alleging his alleging is that he was making real life things of things that he saw. OK. So, okay, there is that. Yeah, yeah. Of like, we say it looks fake, probably it could be, you know. This one's a hard, this one's a hard sell for me. Yeah, I agree. And this even says that even UFOlogists who wanted to believe him really hit a point where they were like, okay, this might not be real because of what he saw. So then we have Travis Walton in November 5th, 1975, Walton's working logging crew in the, Apache, Apache, site graves, Apache, you fucking idiot. used to live in Arizona. I thought I was in Switzerland or something when I was reading that. A forest in Arizona. The crew reportedly sees a glowing UFO and Walton gets out to go look up close. Travis what? Travis Walton. Walton. And he gets hit by a beam of light and then he vanishes. So this is the only one, one of the only ones that says that he actually was abducted by bees. So five days later, he turns up again, disoriented and describing the experience that he has. And he said that he met both classic big-eyed greys and taller human Nordic-looking beings. So this became a book and later a movie, Fire in the Sky. Yeah, that's what I'm looking up right now. Yep. So do you know about that? Is that what you're about to say on it? Just the fact that there are these two intergalactic beings together. Right. both of them. he met both of That's not something that I've That we've ever heard, right. Which now I'm wondering, why haven't we heard that before? Like, are they just as foreign to each other as they are to us? Right. Or are they working? I don't know. And that is, but it is interesting that those are the two that he says that he saw. Yeah. But they are also the most common. What year was that? This was in 1975, I believe. OK, so the Greys, the Grey Aliens were a thing at that point. Yes. Because that was like, we're talking about the Hobgoblin, that was before. Before. And that's when the whole graze started really coming out and stuff like that. Right. So basically with this one, Walton's logging crew, the alternate theory is that his logging crew was behind on schedule and they were in a contract and it was a big financial penalty if they didn't get it done in time. And so he came up with this idea that that's what happened and that's why they didn't get it done in time. Okay, that's a pretty big though like you're of all the stories to tell like but then again This is like aliens were a big thing at the time if they were so we're looking at look what he looks like I? Just quite the stash he does look like he'd be legit though He doesn't look like a guy that would lie about it, but also you never know because people are fucking crazy people be crazy All right, so then there was I lost my place. Howard Meninger in the 1950s claimed ongoing contact with human-looking visitors and he described them almost like neighbors. Jesse Rottenberg in Stafford, Ireland, England, 1954 reported a daylight sighting of similar beings. This time last, or that same time, not last year, same year in Messina, New York, a man named William, I can't pronounce Squires, that is Squires, just spelled really weird, described a telepathic encounter with blonde humanoids. 1957. Brazil, Antonio Willis Boas described an alien encounter with a pale haired female being and in one of the more stranger and more physically detailed abduction accounts on record. So this one again is one saying an abduction. It's rare but there are a few that they said they were abducted by them. But this is now this is now all over the year England Cynthia Appleton reported meeting a tall blonde figure who said she was the same kind of advanced visual technology 1976 Joyce Bulls and Ted Pratt also in England reported an encounter with a tall bearded blonde figure decades later an Australian researcher Peter Kohiri documented a case involving direct physical contact with a blonde hair female being And then you go to the military Paul Heller was Do that name? Canada's Minister of National Defense. And he went on record commenting, Tall Whites and Nordic Blondes as part of a broader UFO disclosure discussion. A man named Charles Halls claimed decade of contact with Tall Whites, specifically around the Neal's Air Force Base in Nevada. A researcher, John Laird, claimed knowledge of preserved Nordic bodies held in military custody. None of these were independently verified. However, it is We are that all over the world these things are coming up literally all over the North America to Australia Europe like and they all communicate with them telepathically. Okay, and they are all beautiful blonde beings So this is I know the life. I just want to freaking meet one. Okay, you're right. Yes I want to meet one of these ones instead of one of like the grays. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like I want to meet you too I wouldn't much rather me this would freak me out Nordic Scandinavian one on Orcas Island I'm just saying. Let's just go hiking in have a beer with them. There we go. I can get you hiking to go do that. We're going to go find some Nordic Beans. You could get me hiking for that. There you go. There she is. So the question is, are they all really blonde? Or is this more of a, we're going to go into this. Is this a racially charged thing from that kind of thought in the back of my mind this whole time. Yes. So this goes back to the Vril Society, supposedly an occult group of the pre-Nazi Germany whose mediums, including a woman named Maria Orsic, channeled extraterrestrial contact and advanced propulsion secrets from area-encoded beings. Most hit stories think that the Vril Society is... as this all-powerful secret group basically didn't exist in that form, but it traces back to the 19th century fiction novel called The Coming Race. And the whole conspiracy theory got assembled and popularized in a single sensationalized book in 1960. So basically. The idea of a superior blonde, blue-eyed alien race isn't just an aesthetic by accident. It's their inherited, toxic racial ideology from the early 20th century occultism. However. Why is it though that these are the beings that people are saying they're seeing? I don't know that that... If men are trying to put these beings into superiority because they look X, Y, Z, that's bad. That's wrong. If these are the beings that people are seeing, like if I were to get on a spaceship and go to another planet and walk off and talk to the locals, I look the way that I look. And that is what it is. guess it's just the context of what is the intention, what is the motive. It's like the Nazis taking the ideas of this beautiful blonde hair blue-eyed thing and running with it that that is superior. did they just grasp on that because it already fit their narrative? Right, that's what I'm saying. Or did they actually encounter them and then they're like, these aliens look like this, so that is the superior, do you see what I'm saying? That was where my head went, which I don't want to give them any kind of like, Yeah, not even credit, but just like slack on their pieces of shit. Nazis are for the record, that's what I'm talking about. But it was just an interesting thought of like- We can punch Nazis, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. Absolutely. Pretty sure there's a song about that. I love a song about punching Nazis. I don't really know it, but I'm in for it. It goes, it's okay to punch Nazis. That's the song. is that what it is? Yep. I love that. All right, so now we're gonna get into the Pleiadian side of it, if I can get my notes. So. So many believers started calling the Nordics, Palladians, supposedly from the Palladius star cluster. these are a very young star cluster. astrologers say that, like, I mean, astrologers aren't going to be like aliens are real, but they're saying the chances of it being an Earth-like planet, any Earth-like planets in there are not likely. Because it's such a younger star cluster. allegedly but I mean I'm not and that right scientists so I am out of my element obviously other people have ideas like what if it's another dimension what if What if it is something that is more advanced? So now we're going like a beyond the ice wall type of situation. so this is just a theory that they have, but they are tied in with, and we've heard about the Pleiadians, but that is where they allegedly come from, supposedly come from, and is that another dimension? it within Agartha or whatever it is? it, and that's, you know, those are the theories that people throw around because it has to go back to Helen and her hidden whatever things is where it all comes to, so. Toot-a-doo. Now we're gonna get into Erling Haaland really quickly, who is anybody who's been watching the World you don't know who Erling Haaland is, then you live under a rock right now. I had no idea. Not at first. Not at first until- of like a few weeks ago, Yeah, like a month ago, say. But now I am a fan. Huge fan. He has been all over my TikTok. I mean, he is the goofiest guy. Goofiest guy. But just like, just joy. Joy and joy. So my favorite thing about him is I somehow got on the side of where all these moms with kids that are, you would have called it, and you can't say it anymore, but slightly autistic, like high functioning autism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. know what you're, I call it a touch of the tism. there's a lot of that around. And when people watch him run and when they watch him function, they say like he gets hyper fixated on things. He is insane to watch, people are like, moms are out there like, yes. I get it. I get it. People with kids, whoever are slightly autistic are like, that's his mom got him into soccer and that was his hyper fixation. And then now he is, but it's the way he runs. It's things that he does. It's like all of that. So like facial features, facial features, all of the things. But why is it that people are saying that he is one of these aliens? Might you ask. Because he's so fucking good. OK, so they're saying that his talent is His talent and his looks are tied. It's very similar to what we've described. Norwegian. He's tall as fuck. He's actually British, but whatever. Is he British? Yeah, he's from England. I didn't fucking know that. Yeah, people online were like, why does he all of sudden sound British? I'm like, well, he is. He is. Yeah, I didn't even know that part. But it's his facial structure. It's that Nordic, like very strong bone structure. very Nordic. He's very blonde, the blue eyes. And he also has an affinity for raccoons. He does, and Birkenbegs. I mean. So him carrying that raccoon off, and then one of the names was. One of the names was Tex, and I voted for that one. That was so good. You guys, he literally got a bunch of taxidermy things. One was a raccoon with a vodka bottle or some kind of liquor bottle. I voted to name him Tex. That one of the was carrying it off the plane when he got back to England or Norway or whatever the fuck he went. then he got three squirrels too. Gotta love a man. We know I love a squirrel. Gotta love a man who loves a squirrel. Ow. So obviously there is... Was that your wrist that just cracked? It was. We're getting a little old over here, y'all. We are. man, I look over and I just see Erling Haaland. Yeah, so he's six foot four, incredibly athletic, and people say he looks CGI, whatever. And so obviously people on Reddit ran with it, and they started taking pictures of him and putting it next to what allegedly these Nordic aliens look like. And people have decided that they think he's a Nordic alien. Which also, if you really want to deep dive on shit like that, like they say they're living amongst us. But you can also say that about the New Zealanders that they used for the movies, and the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, because they used locals to be the elves who were very tall, very slender, athletic build, blonde hair, pale complexion. Yes, they fit the bill. It's a group of people. And you never know. I would say if there are aliens... mountain of Caucasus. That's it. There are aliens living amongst us. Yes. It's gonna be that. So, another thing about the... So allegedly, the biggest, what do you call it, the adversaries to the Palladians, to these Nordic beings, like their enemy, are the Reptilians. And so... I didn't know we were gonna talk about Nazis, and I didn't know we were gonna talk about the Reptilians. So allegedly, Palladians are here to protect us from the Reptilians, and they are on our side trying to look out for us and keep us safe. from the reptilians who is a race who has also come onto this planet and is here to do bad. say, aren't the reptilians like already here? Uh-huh, they're here too. They live in Mount Shasta. Or Mount Buckingham Palace. You know that. yeah, But, and Hollywood. And Hollywood all over. But so allegedly the Nordics, which I kinda love this, the Nordic aliens are here to keep us safe, protect us. Vikings will save us. Uh-huh. Tell me that does not just already align with things that we already believe and know. And so that is a theory that they are here to protect us from them. And that is what has been supposedly told to numerous people who have encountered. I'll take a six foot four Viking to save me. I mean, same. Same. I think you didn't like blondes. Well, if they're aliens, I'm into it. I could be here for a lumberjack type buff. Give me some good muscles and I can suck up the blonde hair. Yeah. Yeah. I could handle the blonde hair, okay? It's just not typically my type. And so that is one of the big theories that has gone around since they started talking to him because, started talking to them, since people have allegedly encountered them is that they've said they're here to stop us from hurting ourselves and protect us from the reptilians. And that is again, something that was... said across numerous telepathic things to them. Take me. Different I would like to go live in Pleiadia. Pleiadia. Yeah, Pleiadia. Pleiadia. But I get to bring my kids too. I suppose. Well, yeah. Wherever we're going, we're bringing them. So that is one of those things that's kind of like the devils are Satan. The devils are Satan. The reptilians are Satan. the... it goes back to that dichotomy of good versus evil. Okay. So there is that. But then they also... both allegedly live in inner earth and you know, this is the- Not middle earth. Inner earth. if it were middle earth- it right over and over. You have, you have, but if it were middle earth, like I would have found it by now and be there. You would have. Yes. It's like, I love you, Reyna, but- Goodbye. So, do do do do. There is some, like, I'm not gonna get into it, but this is just a touch on it, that there is a lot of Nordic mythology that ties in with the gray aliens. And so that is another theory that they are linked in with the Nordics and that maybe they have a way of making themselves present like these. So I'm cutting you off. Do it. Could the greys be presenting themselves to us as a way of us to recognize? Yes. Like a beautiful, muscular Viking. flowing, Flowing locks. But this goes back to Nordic mythology for like, long, long, long time ago. I mean, have you ever heard of Thor? So it is. Is Chris Hemsworth one? Yeah. I'll take that one. I mean, he looks like he's Australian, but they can live all over the Doesn't matter. just what they look like, which again goes back to the Aryan thing. But he's not Norwegian though. No, but it doesn't matter. neither is Erling. What's his bucket? you know, anyway. What's his bucket? All in. Anyways, but the Nordics alien type obviously are completely different than the greys. But because the grays show up in Nordic mythology, it is kind of one of those things that people have tied together and are theorizing that that could be part of it. That they are all the same being. That is really interesting. I know. That is absolutely And I know if this was Meg doing it, she would have gone into a whole deep tie on the Nordic mythology. It's unfortunately Reina Zauer, and I'm not as great at the research. phenomenal. I love it. I'm learning so much. I mean, same. But I want to go into a deep dive on Helena. Yes, she needs a deep dive. then that second guy, I wrote it down. Adam. Yeah. Whatever. Adamski or whatever. But he has actual photos that are like very hard to replicate. The original Tic Tac. The original Tic called it a cigar. Uh-huh. He called it a cigar. And he had like, dropped little ships. The little ships are what they're saying are actually like lights from a chicken coop. They look identical to those. which that is the part where I'm like, but I don't know that he actually had pictures of those. He just described them that way. So I'm not positive on that part. And that one I couldn't find. I had little time of research, guys. So that was where that kind of went to. But it still is whatever. But in the Nordic thing, elves, allegedly, there are light elves and dark elves. And the light elves were interbred with humans. And They are the reason for the blue-eyed blonde hair mutation. That's interesting. And so that's what's in the Nordic mythology about it. Interesting. That allegedly it was that. OK. All right. I don't know. So that's kind of like you get an idea of what these things are, where. I mean, there's a lot of lore that comes from a lot of places, but they do tie into. Right. And then what about the whole Whidbey Island connection? The, I'm, let's get into that. Yeah. Would-be Island or Maury Island? no. Orcas Island. Orcas Island, not Would-be Island. But also. Although I do love Would-be Island. I know, not the same one. So, let me, let's get over to Orcas Island, okay? Mm-hmm. So just, we know from our previous episodes that one of the first alien encounters was here in Washington, Maury Island, I just saw it two days ago. Yeah, and this is the first Men in Black encounter as well, where these people supposedly saw an alien spacecraft. Men in Black came to them and basically were like, shut the fuck up. There's a whole thing, you guys can find it. It's called, on our thing somewhere, Maury Island, right? The Maury Island incident. Is that what it was called? Yeah. So that happened. So the current claim is that there is a gated Nordic compound in the San Juan Islands. Brent Friedman, who co-created a 90s NBC sci-fi series called Dark Skies, has all the credits on Star Trek Enterprise, went on Jesse Mickle's show American Alchemy and described something that happened to him on Orcas Island. So this actual episode is three hours and 46 minutes long and it takes until two minutes into it for him to get to this encounter that he has. I want to listen to it. That sounds like a good Housework Day podcast to listen to. Yes. And so basically his story, does. There's a bunch of stuff that this guy has done, like where he obviously is very interested in aliens and he is in sci-fi, but he also does like real life he work with Star Trek? Yeah, Star Trek, and that he now has a podcast out about aliens as well. It is Brent, B-R-E-N-T, Friedman. Okay. So his story is that one morning, his friend went out to the store and Friedman decided to take a walk alone on his Orcas Island property, which was like 20 acres of wooded property. So he's coming over a ridge where nobody else was around and suddenly saw a tall blonde man standing about 25 feet down the hill. He said he was about six foot four and the guy looked exceptionally put together like a Scandinavian male model, which is what they're described as. Ooh la la. With long blondish hair and a vaguely European style clothing. Okay. The being did not move his mouth, but Friedman said he spoke to him telepathically saying, hello, Brent, which first of all, he was like, how the fuck do you know my name? Right. And why are you speaking in my head? Friedman responded out loud and said, hello, how do you know who I am? And the being calmly sat in his head to turn around and walk the other way and Friedman did. When he looked back, the figure was gone. When Friedman told his friend what happened, the friend responded totally casually, basically saying, yeah, that was the tall white people as if he'd known about them for forever and it was a commonly known thing. According to the friend, there in which is alleged local lore, these Nordic or tall white beings began to maintain a private gated compound somewhere on the island. They arrived by unmarked black helicopters and they recharged during periods of high energy. They're described as extremely private, extremely selective about who they interact with and generally do not mingle with the locals. Except for one time, allegedly, one walked into a bar. Okay. And. had a couple drinks. Do know what bar it was? Which one? Do you remember that Irish pub that we went to? Yes! Yeah, the bottom of that bar. Is allegedly the one that he walked into. I was the bar that Tex and I frequented when I would sneak in underage and we would go, the under is a full-on bar. It's super fun. Anyways. So, So this is a well-known thing on Orcas Island. So, I don't know because... One, I have family on Orcas Island. My cousin's husband lives there. I've never heard that. I've grown up going there. I've never heard any of this. This is this guy's alleged thing. I am actually very tempted to ask my cousin's father-in-law, who is the coroner for the islands, who like he... I bet he would know. I he would know so many things. But sit at his dining room table and talk to him about a lot of things. He's open-minded, like 100%. I feel like if he thought this, or if he knew anything about this, he would have said it to me. Unless it's something that they keep hush hush. Maybe. But I would ask them. Well, I'm now going to ask because I'm very curious. Like, I'm going to text my cousin and find out. We'll see. We will see. Basically, when this guy was at the local pub, he ordered drink, mentioned he lived up the way, and then calmly told everyone he was going to walk home, at which point locals had helped him out the door because he had too much to drink. the alien had too much to Allegedly. And why can't we ever be a bar when something like this happens? I don't know. I mean, to be fair, the last time we were at a bar was like three years ago, and we both got hit on by some two very drunk gentlemen. But all I know is that the next time I'm on Orchis Island coming up, I'm going to be looking everywhere for tall blonde people and being like, is it them? Is it them? Is it them? Anyways, so this one, like, Friedman or like, his friend had told him this story and they speculated maybe it was a hybrid, maybe it was an ultra terrestrial. And they connected theories to Atlantis and the hidden origins of that, which again, Helen Whatserbucket all was all about that. connected all of it. She did. But again, there's nothing that really like he doesn't have any like proof to this story. This is just something he alleged he saw. However, up in the San Juan Islands in that area, there is a lot of this kind of lore when it comes to Sasquatch, when it comes to paranormal encounters, when it comes to allegedly, what is it? The energy vortex near East Sound, which I need to hear about that. A spot called Ghost Rock. I know about the energy vortex that is over in on Roche Harbor. And remember, it's those, we've seen pictures of it. We've talked about going there. It's on San Juan Island. But I've never heard this, which I'm gonna look into the next time. Well, we're gonna go up probably together the next time we go. It's called Ghost Rock. Okay, Ghost Rock. And is allegedly an energy vortex that is on Orcas Island. Okay. There is also a lake monster nicknamed Caddy. Okay. And there, sorry, Ghost Rock was not the energy vortex. There are random strange lights at a spot called Ghost Rock. And the energy vortex is near East Sound. So I'm looking into all of that because basically this island has a bunch of spooky shit that whether it involves these aliens living in a gated community, it's out there. I will point this out. Oprah used to have a house on Orcus, or does have a house. That bitch knows shit. I bet she knows way more She does. She also had a house on Maui. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Then that ties into Maui fires. It ties into a lot of other things, conspiracies, all kinds of shit. But there's something to all of that that I don't know. I cannot help but, knock. Or not knock. Like, do you think she's an extraterrestrial? Or do you think that I feel like she could probably be a reptilian if we really go down that rabbit hole. Or do you think she could be... so high up in humanity that being's goat, cause she has a lot of power. She has a lot of power. And I do think that there is something. Because the whole, what we're alluding to is all the fires that recently happened. She was able to prepare for them. huh. And her house was untouched. And there's a lot of shit that went down with those fires that... There's a lot. A lot, because my sister lives on Maui, and there's a lot that was never reported. There's a lot of shit that has gone on with that. I don't know. There's a lot of things, you guys, that don't add up. Anyways, we're not going into that point of the story. Like, everything ties together. Yeah. Every, like, all these conspiracy theories, they have this basis that can tie into another sort of situation. which is, we have now... I feel like gone towards a full conspiracy theory podcast in so many ways because all of it does tie together. All of it ties together and especially like in this day and age, there's a lot. There's a lot. There is a lot. And a lot of things are going on right now that don't add up. And it's not even us looking for it. It's just, I think anybody who listens, you can see shit that's going down and we're like, how does this make sense? How is this real? And I think it's always been there. I do think it's always been there. I think it's always been this way. But we have so much more access to instant information, instant experiences, instant stories now than we've never had before. now it just compounds on itself and creates these huge things. And then we are able to connect all these dots. Yep. So it is crazy. I mean, that is basically like what? Well now I feel like we need to spend more time on Orcas Island. Same. It's one of my favorite places is just because it is such, feels so magical, but does it feel magical because it is fucking magical or because there is something going on there? There's another place where I feel that type of magic and is Mattapoiset, Massachusetts. And that's where my uncle had a beach house there. the water. Yep, on the water. It's right on Buzzards Bay, kind of across from, across and south from Cape Cod. I grew up going there to my uncle's beach house. It is the second you drive off the highway, you open up your windows, you smell it, there's this feeling to it. When I arrived on Orcas Island, I had the same feeling that I haven't felt since I was 20 years old, like since I was last there. And I don't know what the stones are in Mattapois. That would be something to look up. there is something to be said about certain places. And I hear Sedona is very similar. And I know, I mean, I feel the same way when we step on our property in Canada. Well, it is a special place to us. It is whatever. I remember we brought my stepmother-in-law there. She came and visited. didn't Tracy went Yeah, she went there. Yeah, because we were living in Australia at the time. Tracy. Shout out Tracy. Yeah, and they came over to visit us for the summer because we were here for the summer. And yeah, she came and she was like, in tears when she got there. She was like, I just didn't realize, like, it's the feeling of when you're there, it is such a peaceful, like, at peace. It's such an amazing piece of property, but I do feel like, I feel the magic that's there. I feel that, like, there is something about there that just gives you this, like, you have to come. It's just the best fucking thing ever. So that is basically what this all comes down to, and not all comes down to, that is what the Nordic aliens are, allegedly. They are allegedly, around us, they could be in cahoots with the gray aliens trying to protect us and keep us safe, which I really love the idea of that. They are the people who are protecting us from the fucking reptilians, which I also love that idea. So they are the angels where the reptilians are the demons. So, and just some, this is from chat.gbt, because I did look at AI, like, Claude and chat.gbt, like, me pull some ideas, and then I did a lot of research on my own, which is why it's kind of all over the place. because I wanted to see what the two would kind of like give. And we've discussed that different AI websites, I know what you want to call them, they definitely have a narrative that they try to 1000%. The one consistent that both these things have was discrediting everything and making sure it was very discredited. Everything was extremely discredited. it's all, but that's not true. And that's part of why I'm reading this, because it would give you feel like chat GPT, and we talked about this, is very like, government-owned. Well, and it didn't used to be like that. It's changed. It's shifted. It's kind of like when they bought TikTok. And now that's gone awry, too. But we're going to go into just this. This is the chat. GPT rapid fire fun facts on this. says Nordics are often called space brothers. They supposedly do not like nuclear weapons. So that's already well, that's we know from that. What was that documentary that they're trying to get us from blowing each other up? They're trying to stop that. There's many stories that claim they smell very pleasant and some say they glow. They communicate telepathically and they're supposedly huge fans of humanity but will not help us with our wifi. So, I know it's fucking rude or our energy. But what if I ask nicely? Yeah, but it is also people claim they've done is that they warn us about nukes, tell people to recycle before recycling was a thing that they told us they were gonna kill our planet. There's a few documented things on that that I didn't fully go into. They work with the greys. They secretly live amongst us. They fight reptilians. And I want to know if they are the greys or if they just work with the greys. I think that's I want to know. I know. And that I feel like I should have done a deeper dive into the Nordic lore on that. But I also feel like, I really feel like what if they are the greys and they're just like the projection that they give us because the greys can't show themselves to us? Like if you run into one and maybe it's like they're It's what they show us because it's like this. Because we could handle seeing that because it's a humanoid, it's human. They look like us. They're just beautiful and they know what we like, what we, maybe they like, they know what our beauty standards are though. But like you think about that. It goes way into that, again, you're really fucked up when it brings in the Nazi side of it. Right, but that's probably why the Nazis latched onto it. Because it literally fit their narrative. And then that's, Interesting. So there we go. There's my kind of all over the place. my gosh, I loved that. Well, thanks. So I mean, I got sources for all of the things, but there is some crazy ass shit in this that I didn't even fully touch on that is like, you're going to have to, I feel like you need to do your own research on want to, let's see, I want to look up Nordic compound. Orcas Island. Orcas, I wrote toast. I don't know why. Orcas Island. Mysterious occurrence on Orcas Island. Caught on video. Orcas Island, Pacific Northwest. The Nordics of Orcas Island. The real aliens. There's so many things that just pop up. Orcas Island's dark underbelly. I don't think it's dark. I don't think it's dark. There's definitely druggies there and stuff, but what it comes paranormal. Everywhere. Everywhere. There's druggies. I told Reina this morning, I was driving back, I dropped my dad off on the airport. I was driving down the freeway and a man walked out into traffic. Like I was watching him, he was on the side and then right as I came up to him. Was trying to himself or was he? I don't know. High on drugs, yeah. Well, I think maybe a little bit of colomay, a little bit of colomay. I was like inches away from hitting him and it. I couldn't even imagine. I saw Meg walking this morning. I was driving my youngest to cheer camp and I saw Meg and I slowed down and stuck my tongue out her and she was like, my daughter's like, why are you doing that to that lady? And I was like, that lady's Meg. And she was like, it was? I was like, yes. I like it. That lady. That lady. That lady. Hey, lady. What's that from? that's Hey, lady. Hey, lady. Anyway, so you can do your own deep dives on those some more. I like that. But literally, I love the idea that they are here. When I got to the point where they are supposedly protecting us from the reptilians, that to me was like, I don't know why that made me get on board a little bit more. But I was like, because the reptilians are definitely a thing that we've talked about. They're a thing that you see and hear about a lot. They don't give you a good feeling. I don't feel like they're here for good things. I actually just watched an Unsolved Mysteries about Mount Shasta. And it talked a lot about the reptilians and the society that supposedly lives under the mountain. And the whole time, it just made me feel sick. It makes you feel icky. They don't feel good. But the Nordic aliens and the greys, they're the ones who come to save us. Like, you want a beer? Like, you wanna come hang out? Let's sit down. Go do the row. Yes, I'll boom boom. Like, we'll do that as much as you want. Absolutely. And let's chat. Let's have a conversation. Let's have a conversation. If I'm going anywhere, it's with the Nordic aliens. Let me grab my notebook over here. Yeah, let me just that. And let's just, let's, you know what? I'm just gonna record. Yeah, just record. It's fine. Let's do a selfie. It's fine. Yes. I am down. Let's do this. Let's do it. Let's meet some Nordic aliens. You're here. Come find us. Come find us. I think we're going to be going up to Orcas here in the next few weeks. when we do, now we got to figure out because now I'm kind of like, do we try and make it an overnight thing so we can do some half visit my kids and then half do some lunatics soup shit. Yeah, but we will have a little schmutzie with me. Yeah, that's okay. So she'll be fine. We'd figure something out. because we're only going, that's the only reason you're going, is because you're bringing, well no, not the only reason. Not the only reason. Going because you're bringing my daughter's bestie. Which they're already in on it with each other. I'll have to tell you about that later. Oh, I can't wait to hear. Of course they are. We can't surprise her this time. No, no, year we surprised my daughter Kyler with her daughter. And she was more excited to see her bestie than she was any of us and then head-butted her. got a bloody lip. Bloody lip. That's She was just because she jumped. Oh, she was so excited. It was so exciting. I think if we can find our outfits, we're going to try to do our Halloween photos on the fairy this year. I to know what is funny about that. What? When I pulled out all my kids camp stuff. You found it? I found my Mike Myers costume. I had no idea where it was. I found it last night. Fabulous. It's over there. just found it. Found it all. So, was it meant to be? It was meant to Was that serendipitous? Right, and I have an 11 year old that can point and shoot. Well, we'll have my husband. Oh, I didn't know he was coming. Well, I think we're gonna go on, well we might have to do the weekend. And I don't know, he's gotta figure out his life. He's gotta figure, you know what, do you hear that Derek? Derek. Boo boo. Figure it your life out. Well he of course doesn't wanna go without us, cause he loves orcas. Of So he's like, I'm not going without. You mean we're not going without him. That's what it is. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. I gotta figure that one out. I do like having a driver. go up ahead of time and then he can fly in by float plane? You know, they have an airport there. You can fly in. From where? You get on it like, oh my God, words are really hard. That's fine. Where Topgolf is, know that airport there or? Boeing. Boeing? or one of them, you can fly to Orcas Island. Yeah, it's like a small plane, they'll Do that, boo boo. And then drive I it's just expensive, but at the same time, I'm like, I'm open. And then drive us home. Because we could all slumber party, you, me, and Lucy without him, have a sleepover. would love it. Yeah. She would absolutely We could get a room all together, unless we could get a decently priced cheap house or something, and then two rooms. But anyways, I just want to go up there, and I want to do some. I just want to do some paranormal shit. I know. Because usually when we're there, it's like we have agendas of the kids and we can't stay with the kids the whole time. we leave them. the best time. Yeah, but it happened so fast. was fast. Boom, boom, boom. We left at like 3 o'clock in the morning, I think. Oh, yeah. It was like 2.30. Yeah. And then we got there. I got to see the kids. Did all the things. And then we were back on the ferry by like 4 or something like that, 3 4. And then driving home, we had the best time. Sotali Toba, too. Uh-huh. We did not have any. That was the fastest ride I've ever had going home. really was. I didn't even have to pee, which was a miracle. Tex got us all in lightning speed somehow. You and I just chatted his ear off the whole way. The whole time. It was actually the full three hours, you guys. so fun, though. We had a grand old time. We did have a grand old time. did. Let's do it again. I know. So we're doing it. And then this time, I want to find this supposed energy vortex in East Sound. East Sound is the main town that we I haven't saved on my Google do you? Yeah. So that's the one I want to see. I also, allegedly there's a lake monster in the lake I swim in. Okay. That's the one of the thing, they said caddy. Caddy. is in the lake there. They alleged. Alleged. That seems a little, I'm gonna go that way, because that lake is not that big. Unless it's like super deep and I don't realize it, which maybe it is. It could be. Yeah, anyways. a little mini nest. There's a lot of like interesting little tidbits up there. God damn you, Loch Ness Monster. Give me my God damn tree fitty. God, could you imagine Orcas Island, Loch Ness Monster, we discover it. Sign We'd be so popular. Sign me up. Would the Nordics think we were popular? Yes. That's all that matters. love us. That's all Also, Nordics, if you find us on Orcus, we're not going to expose you. No. We'll say, yeah, we went there. We found nothing. Unless you tell us we can. And then we found everything. Then we found everything. Everything. Just wait. Also, look at how tan you are compared to me. That is offensive. Because I am normally tan. have not been in the sun. been outside a I need to be more outside. I need to get outdoors more. Alright you guys, well there you go. guys got a ticket to the gun show on the YouTube. You did! But that was it. Thanks for listening to my... You can tell why Meg is a storyteller in this and not me. You did great! Stop it! It was great! But also mine was slightly all over the place because I just did it today. You're good. You're good, it was fabulous. I still think it's a fun one to look into. I think so. And I like the localness of some of the things. I like doing the local ones because then we can actually go and explore them, especially when they're like this. Like when they're the original Men in Black story and we can literally go there. It's literally we go there. That's amazing. I was across from it via boat and took pictures. And it's all there. And then Orcas Island is, it's just there. And there's a bunch of property there that is untouched and... All kinds of things. So yeah, just on it. Do it. Did I send you that $2 million house that was like on nine acres? Yes, I did. You probably There was a huge mansion. And it had like a wine cellar. was like 10 bedrooms. It was huge. Let's do it. Gated. I'm like, was that the aliens are selling it? Can they stay though? Yeah. Like we'll buy it and then they just We'll pay rent. There you go. Do they really need money though? No, they don't. about that. They're on their It's so there you go, guys. Nordic aliens. Let us know if you see one. Yeah, let us know if you see one. Let us know if you have an alien story where you are, because I want all the alien stories. I feel like we don't touch on aliens enough on this podcast. touch on aliens more, especially in this day and age, where there's so much happening. So much. In the UFO, alien, intergalactic. I also, just the whole part about them protecting us from reptilians just honestly made me feel better. Like, I don't know why, it just gave me the sense of like, someone's fear. the Vikings. I mean, the Vikings were actually really terrible, but. I trust the Vikings over the Reptilians. Yeah, but these are aliens. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Trust the Grays over the Reptilians. But do they look like? They look like the Grays. Let's just say they look like the Grays. I think I trust the grays over the trust the grays over the reptilians. But can they show themselves to me as a Nordic? As Chris Hemsworth? I think that is what is going on. That is my theory by the end of this. That's what my theory was by the time I did all the research. was like, they're here, they're presenting as this. Because I'm down. Because they know that we'll freak the fuck out if they present themselves as little aliens. It's been proven. I mean, that's just us as humans. So they present themselves as beautiful Nordic men and women. Down. It's surreal and gorgeous. Yep, like the elves. So, whatever. Well, fuck, after all that, make sure you guys go and get yourselves some fucking lunatic soup. And remember, in this crazy world, it's fucking good to be a lunatic. Bye. Bye.