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National M&M Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.13.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. If you're listening in Fresno, the
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  show begins in 47 minutes. If you're listening
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  via the podcast and you want to skip ahead, go
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  ahead 47 minutes. But trust me, the next 47 minutes
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  will be the greatest 47 minutes of your life.
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  I promise. Maybe. Whatever. Stand by. Oh, when
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  it's all said and done, Dak Prescott will always
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  be remembered as a loser. That's all you are,
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  Dak. I know that sounds rude. I know that sounds
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  mean. But the fact that this next headline is
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  even a thing, the fact that that person that's
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  working for the Cowboys that said that comment,
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  the fact that it bothered you that much, it's
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  because deep down, you know it's true. Deep down,
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  you know it's true. Deep down, you know that
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  you're never going to win a championship, and
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  you're not even as good as Romo. You're taking
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  it disrespectful. Was it really embarrassing?
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  You know, when you said it, I just happened to
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  look at him, At that point, you know, he looked
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  away, didn't look. Of course he looked away.
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  He wasn't expecting you to, you know, respond.
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  But at the same time, you got to be the bigger
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  man. But the problem is you don't even know how
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  to be a man. And when I turned my head back,
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  he said something else. And so that's the part
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  that, you know, just as a man or as just a person,
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  feel free to speak your mind. Just speak it.
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  Don't. cowered away from the reaction that you're
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  going to get. Oh, man. Dak Prescott, this is
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  the least of your problems. You've got a lot
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  going on. Your team's probably never going to
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  win a Super Bowl. You're incredibly overpaid.
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  But, hey, an employer talking smack about you.
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  People talk smack about me all the time. I realize
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  I'm relevant. You've got to ignore it, Dak. But
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  the fact that this bothers you says a lot about
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  you as a man. Dak Prescott got into it with a
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  stadium worker after the Cowboys embarrassing
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  loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Thursday night.
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  In case you haven't seen the viral clip, as Dak
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  was walking back to the locker room, a worker
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  shouted embarrassing at the Cowboys quarterback
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  and it was you lost to a terrible Buccaneers
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  team with a rookie quarterback. Dak was not having
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  it. In the exchange, Prescott, Dak's a baby.
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  No wonder your girl left you. Fires back sarcastically
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  calling the guy a tough guy before telling the
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  Cowboys employee to get his ass out of here.
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  Oh, yeah, that's just such a beta male thing
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  to do. You should embrace, embrace debate. But,
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  you know, deep down, you're a failure. Have you
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  made it in life? Sure. But as a quarterback,
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  not really. And then following the game, Dak
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  was asked about the confrontation, saying people
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  are free to speak their minds, but adding don't
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  coward away from the reaction that you're going
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  to get. Oh, yeah, you know, he's going to try
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  to get this guy fired. And you know what? It's
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  worth it. I'm glad someone called out Dak. Everybody
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  kisses his ass in the Dallas media. Everybody
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  knows he's never going to win. Which, I mean,
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  is pretty fair. But keep in mind, this all happened
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  after Dallas lost 24 -16 to the Buccaneers team
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  that entered the game winless with a backup quarterback.
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  Yeah, Dak, you ain't a winner, dog. I'm sure
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  you're insufferable to date. But you know what?
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  But it's all said and done, Dak. You know what?
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  Enjoy it. Enjoy your hundreds of millions that
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  you have, but you are not a winner. You're not
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  elite. You're not good. You're just lucky. You're
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  Dak Prescott, little Dak. I saw this next headline
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  here, and if I were laying next to Gypsy Rose
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  every night before bed, I would do the same thing.
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  Ken Urker's sister shares new details about his
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  final days. Yeah. A week after Gypsy Rose Blanchard's
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  boyfriend was found dead on his 34th birthday.
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  Yeah, they really need to look into this. There
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  is something about this I don't trust. His sister
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  Autumn Snyder opens up about what her brother
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  was experiencing. Also, all the pictures that
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  Gypsy poses, she's all doing those weird filters
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  that women do where they don't think we're going
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  to see what you really look like in real life
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  when you use a filter, which you probably...
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  shouldn't use a filter. Just embrace it. You're
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  getting old because we'll notice in person and
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  you look even worse. The weeks leading up to
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  his death, telling the Daily Mail in an October
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  8th interview, he had to sleep with a gun every
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  night. Autumn claims that Ken had been receiving
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  online death threats. Oh yeah, you got all the
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  crazy fans of Gypsy Rose. By the way, if you're
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  a fan of Gypsy Rose, you're Batcraft crazy. She's
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  a terrible person and we embrace murder way too
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  much in this world. had even been doxxed. And
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  while Autumn says she didn't believe her brother
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  was afraid Gypsy would harm him, she alleges
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  that his relationship with the Life After Lockup
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  star had made him a target. Yeah, you know, he's
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  got a lot. You already got a murderous, you know,
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  hire for hit girlfriend, you know, and then you
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  have a kid with her and then it's like you got
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  all the crazy fans, all these crazy broads that
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  are, you know, embracing murder as a culture.
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  Mm -hmm. I sleep with a gun too. E! News has
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  reached out to Gypsy's rep. Oh, Oh, they reached
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  out for comment, and you're not gonna hear a
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  back. E! News always reaches out for comment,
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  and they never hear back. For comment, but has
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  not yet heard back. That's an E! News problem.
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  Autumn also gets candid about where she stands
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  with Gypsy following her brother's death, revealing
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  that she and their mom, Raina Williams, have
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  different feelings about the reality star, Autumn.
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  Yeah, you know, they're probably mad. They probably
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  never wanted him with her, and probably grateful
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  to have a granddaughter, but you know. it was
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  meant to be. But this is what happens when you
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  begin a relationship about infidelity. It ain't
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  going anywhere good. Telling the outlet, when
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  I spoke with my mother, she was in tears telling
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  me that we have to be nice to Gypsy or she won't
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  let us see Aurora. Yeah, Gypsy's just a dirty,
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  rotten imbecile. She represents the movie Idiocracy
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  that she's able to have kids, but not the responsible
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  people in the world. I know so many millennials
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  trying to have kids, but hey. Referring to Gypsy
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  and Ken's 20 -month -old daughter, Autumn Ad.
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  My mom is a very forgiving person, and I'm just
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  not at that stage right now. She may never be.
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  You know, she ruined your son. But also, your
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  son needed to take responsibility being with
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  a psychopath. Is Sofia Vergara firing shots at
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  her ex, Joe Manganiello? Man, I had such a crush
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  on Sofia Vergara growing up. But she is just
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  a crazy woman that never takes accountability.
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  And it's everybody else's fault. You're that
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  hot and you're single. I can relate. the modern
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  family star making a cryptic addition to her
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  instagram stories man everything about her is
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  cryptic dating you must october 9th reposting
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  a chart that compares the qualities of a good
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  man versus the flaws of a narcissist oh you know
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  what you're the raging narcissist there's all
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  the stories that you're not allowed to talk to
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  her in the hallway at modern family that you're
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  not allowed to look at her when she's at a restaurant
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  you think you're better than everybody but you
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  Every morning, you're no different than us. You're
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  just another human being, honey. Such as, good
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  men apologize versus narcissistic men blame shift.
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  Oh my god, I feel like the word narcissist is
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  just getting thrown around by women all the time
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  to talk about their breakups. You know what?
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  It just might have been, you're not meant to
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  be with the person. Not everyone's a narcissist.
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  The chart was originally shared by her son Manolo,
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  who the America's Got Talent judge shares with
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  her first time. Can you imagine having that as
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  your mom? Just a hot ass woman is crazy. Husband,
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  Joe Gonzalez. You know that kid's a brat. Text
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  of the Instagram story reads, Remember kids,
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  when dealing with a narcissist, it doesn't matter
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  how much you do for them because they will resent
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  you for it. I relate that to my old relationship
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  with Mike Kelton. Do everything for the guy and
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  get screwed over. And nothing will ever be enough.
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  That's very true. They'll always somehow try
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  to paint you as the bad guy. I can relate. with
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  Sophia adding a clapping hands emoji in agreement.
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  The Machete Kills actress also reposting the
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  following story from NFL star Tom Brady the previous
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  day, which reads, The inability to laugh at oneself
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  is a sure sign you're dealing with an idiot.
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  Darn idiot, Sophia. What have you done since
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  Modern Family? You got so lucky they needed a
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  hot -ass woman. With Sophia once again adding
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  a clapping hands sticker. You know what, Sophia?
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  You're the worst. You're just freaking annoying.
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  I'm Sophia for God. Good for freaking you. Pumpkin
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  spice burrito, anyone? Or perhaps an avocado
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  latte? Ew. That sounds like the most Los Angeles
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  thing ever. While those mashup items probably
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  won't be on menus anytime soon, according to
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  the Financial Times, coffee giant Starbucks recently
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  hired advisors to work on a takeover proposal
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  for the popular Chipotle Mexican grill chain.
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  That's going to make it even more expensive.
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  Chipotle, it takes double meat to fill, man.
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  So I usually, I get it. Because it's one of those
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  things that, even worth it, you can go to Publix
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  and get three meals for the price of what fills
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  me up. Just being honest. Starbucks buying Chipotle
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  would basically create the third or fourth largest
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  restaurant company in the world. It sounds like
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  radio. You have three companies. In a statement,
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  Starbucks said it was focused on its turnaround
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  plan, writing, our team is laser focused on executing
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  our back to Starbucks strategy. Man, focus on
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  your coffee being overpriced and not that good,
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  and don't ruin Chipotle. We have strong momentum
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  and confidence in our - Because your food sucks.
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  Long -term growth potential. The potential merger
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  would reunite Starbucks CEO Brian Nickel with
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  the... God, he just looks like every annoying
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  frickin' CEO. Fast food casual chain he previously
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  headed for six years. Since Nickel left in 2024,
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  Chipotle's stock has nearly halved in value.
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  Yeah, you know, it's almost not worth it when
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  the food's so overpriced. You know what I mean?
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  Brian Nickel is the one... That is almost certainly
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  driving this because he is seen under the hood
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  at Chipotle. He knows what's there. Yeah. He
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  knows things are not great. He seems to believe
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  that these two concepts would work well under
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  the same roof. Man, that is one stomachache.
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  Starbucks coffee and then Chipotle for lunch.
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  The news comes as pumpkin spice season is getting
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  underway. Oh, yeah. Every hot ass girl's getting
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  every morning to clean out their body. Yeah.
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  Starbucks, I'm actually going to probably get
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  pumpkin spice tomorrow. I like it. I'm a basic
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  white girl as a guy. All right, so there's that.
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  It can get to some point where it gets a little
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  cheaper because you look at it and you're like,
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  is it really worth it? I'm just going to go to
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  Dollar Tree and get a Starbucks drink for $1
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  .25. All new at 5 .30, the Seminole tribe of
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  Florida filed suit against DraftKings. They claim
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  the online platform is an illegal sports betting
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  business in violation of state law. Yeah, this,
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  I don't even know if that's true or not. It seems
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  like a kind of a pointless lawsuit. But this
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  whole epidemic going on, everybody, you know,
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  is doing a thing called betting. It's ridiculous.
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  It's an addiction. It's a bad thing to do. I
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  have so many friends I can't watch sports with
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  because they obsess over their parlay. The tribe.
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  claims they have a monopoly on sports betting
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  in Florida. CBS News Miami's Joan Murray is your
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  reporter in Hollywood. What up, Joan? How are
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  you, babe? Hollywood. And, Joan, you learned
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  what this means for people who place bets. A
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  legal battle now. Oh, God, just a legal battle.
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  We need sports betting. Just let the degenerates
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  go broke. If you remember, the Hard Rock fought
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  very hard to get... They've tried. Get this online
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  platform and they are fighting to keep it that
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  way. Man, it must just be a daily grind working
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  at the house. They have claimed that they are
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  the only legal sports betting operation and now
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  they are going to court to prove it. Nothing
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  like a Miami news clip having sirens. Hey, I'll
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  throw $5 on it. It's just fun to see. Yeah, it's
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  kind of bad how easy it is because back in the
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  day you had to call the... Oh, you can do whatever.
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  Salvatore is no high roller, but now and then
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  he's on DraftKings. Now and then. No, he's on
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  it all the time. People that place bets will
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  be like, oh, I do it occasionally. I put seven
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  in this afternoon. The sports betting app on
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  his phone. Dude, fantasy. Watching sports, I
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  actually enjoy it because I have no attachment
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  unless it's a Bears or Bucks game and I'm rooting
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  for them. You know, and I'm not getting mad.
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  Predictive market platform. Yeah, that's all
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  right. I just never thought I'd see it where
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  people are literally, you know, that is unknown
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  as betting. She can get her kicks. No dice. This
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  owns hard rock. Has filed a lawsuit saying DraftKings
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  is an ill sports betting business. A prostitute
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  saying, I'm better than a porn star. You're both
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  dirty. Disgusted with the Tampa media. The rich
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  about Jeffrey Knight. It bows down to him because
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  he has money. And that's why it's hard to take
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  Tampa Bay seriously as an area. Is you go, oh,
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  the person has money. We're not going to crude.
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  No. That's Dan Jeffrey Knight. He represents
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  everything that's wrong with the blue. generation
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  and the media not covering this here about someone
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  taking someone's life being that crash 2019 crash
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  can be it should be you know this guy is out
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  of control he told because he blew a zero percent
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  on the fwc test he didn't drink something else
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  in his body it was just a sober a man nothing
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  in his body sober man f night is facing eight
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  felony counts freaking him accused of leaving
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  the scene of the crash where one person was killed
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  nearly a dozen others injured Another piece of
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  evidence that might not factor into Knight's
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  trial. Yeah, what is it? Reports and video from
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  the Coast Guard. Oh, this is going to get good.
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  I would love to see the footage of that frickin'
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  mute because he doesn't drink. Knight's defense
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  team told a judge in July the Coast Guard would
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  not cooperate. Yeah, the Coast Guard's casting.
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  It's ridiculous. And the fact that there's only
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  five seconds left in this news clip proves that
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  Jeffrey Knight will get away with this. This
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  investigation, Knight is expected to stand trial
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  in February of next year. That's going to be
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  a good trial. Again, I'm from Chicago, so I grew
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  up watching investigative journalists and watching
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  everybody around here simp for Jeffrey Knight
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  and not talk about this. It is why, as much as
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  I love Tampa Bay, it's not a major market. If
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  you want to be a major market, you got to cover
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  things and get investigative journalists and
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  go to Jeffrey's house. All you do is kiss his
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  ass because, oh, he owns Janus Live. Good for
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  you. See, I can't figure out what to be able
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  to have a friend turn. They're a good thing for
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  a guy like me to know. Nobody knows who I am.
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  She ended up removing him as a follower. You
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  know what, dude? I've been nothing but nice to
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  you. I like your posts on LinkedIn. When you
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  brag about everything. You met at SiriusXM. You
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  met celebrities. I mean, this guy's had a great
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  career. He's probably mad that he's like 15 years
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  away from 70. He's AARP. I mean, there's nothing
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  worse. These guys are so sensitive because they
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  see the future slipping by. They're seeing that
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  they're halfway through their life, and the 90s
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  was so great. I did this whole thing. When I
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  turned 33, I kind of had a crisis, but I was
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  like, oh, I need to decorate my apartment. It
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  was some type of a crisis. So I just thought
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  of every radio host I like, and looked to see
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  if they had any memorabilia. So I got a Steve
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  Dahl poster in my apartment on 5 -9 WCKG, some
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  Don Hyman stuff, The Loop, Man Cow. What else?
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  Cube 93, Lex and Terry, the T -Man show. I got
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  all these like, I got Donovan McNabb's autograph.
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  My apartment's very, I got a Bob and Brian poster.
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  I got all this stuff. So I was just taking pictures
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  of it. I took a picture of the book, the Dad's
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  Dwarfs and a Demon or whatever it's called, Mancow's
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  book. And he goes, that guy was such a hack.
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  And this guy worked at K -Rock with Stern. So
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  I'm like, dude, I have a different opinion. I
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  came from a different city. I didn't live. New
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  York. So that's what I heard. These are the same
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  people that are like ultra -liberal so they claim
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  to be ultra -accepting of others but then they're
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  the most judgmental people ever. And this is
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  coming from a pretty liberal guy like me, but
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  I can call out the hypocrisy in it. Fun of it
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  for being fake. Now when you Google me, it says
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  his signature feature is War of the Roses. So
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  you know what? Might as well embrace it. The
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Today, we expose
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  the truth behind the so -called war who thinks
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  her boyfriend sent roses to another I have a
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  hard time focusing on football. Ben Johnson has
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  an under 500 against everybody in the NFC North.
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  Chicago, I have a problem. It's like Tom Brady
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  said yesterday. If you go under 500 in your division
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  but still make the playoffs, it's a hard road
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  to the Super Bowl being a wild card. Even though
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  I believe the wild card giants beat them twice.
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  They're like best friends. with Tyson Badgett.
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  Can we admit that Tyson Badgett is not good at
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  football? I said it yesterday in front of someone
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  that's kind of country. They were like, oh, no,
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  he's got time. No, there's no bigger moment than
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  the present. He is throwing the ball. There's
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  rumors that the media hangs out with Tyson Badgett.
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  So the Chicago media defends him. He's terrible.
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  I didn't see, like, free agency. Like, you know,
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  take Casey Keenum hard in a backup career. Not
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  in the very lead. Ask if there's... If you're
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  friends with an athlete, it's like being around
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  clutch sports where no one trashes LeBron or
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  any of the, you know, teammates when they do
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  podcasts. Medias. Ass kissers. It is nauseating.
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  We sit down because we look pretty bad. All right,
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  there's my Bears analysis. I feel like he humiliated
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  her on his social media. Kaitlyn Bristow isn't
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  waltzing around her feelings about Brian Austin
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  Green. Ah, thoughts on social media. They're
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  allowed to. They're expressing their feelings.
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  whatever it is the former bachelorette star calls
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  out the actor over his recent comments about
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  feeling lonely while his oh forbid someone say
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  that the women when they go on social media and
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  see something oh they're applauded they're hearing
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  this but when men do it females want equal rights
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  needs to be equal like this beyonce sharna burgess
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  competes on dancing with the stars It is weird
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  when you go, like, for my 33rd birthday, I got
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  steak dinner by myself. Now, it was nice not
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  having to pay, but it is kind of lonely. No.
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  She notes that Brian had expressed how difficult
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  it was having Sharna away from home. Yeah, it's
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  like women don't think men have emotions. We
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  are revealing ourselves to be reversing sexism.
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  As she spends her days rehearsing with former
• 37:19
  Bachelorette contestant Tyler Cameron. But Caitlyn
• 37:22
  wasn't exactly giving Brian's comments a perfect
• 37:25
  10. She's just a nauseating woman. You know how
• 37:29
  she would just be a girl when you go on a date.
• 37:32
  I feel like he humiliated her. on his social
• 37:37
  media. Oh, but I cannot specify that enough.
• 37:40
  Oh, they're applauded. Ah, but you're double
• 37:44
  standard. The 41 -year -old adds that while she
• 37:47
  didn't want to dismiss Brian's feelings, she
• 37:51
  didn't think social media was the right place
• 37:53
  to air them. All right, so then when every woman
• 37:55
  goes on social media to air it, they should be
• 37:57
  crucified as well, but until... I don't need
• 38:06
  my last name to go away. Yeah. Yeah, women are...
• 38:14
  Why Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys might never
• 38:17
  get married. Yeah, they just need to pleb. Although
• 38:22
  the couple has been together for nearly 13 years,
• 38:24
  the diplomat actress doesn't feel the need to
• 38:27
  tie the knot with her real -life leading man.
• 38:29
  All right, good idea, because they both got money
• 38:31
  in it. The teacher that she was, like, flirting
• 38:44
  with or whatever, there was a meme that was going
• 38:46
  around on TikTok, and it's like, how are you
• 38:49
  an annoying woman? Me and the Kardashians, but
• 38:56
  I get roasted by high schoolers every day because
• 38:59
  he's a teacher. And here's that dirty, rotten,
• 39:01
  moron, Khloe. And she's like, ah, being a victim.
• 39:37
  You do this, get pissed, and then there's actually
• 39:55
  a wholesome deal, and you're like, nah, you know,
• 39:58
  you know what I mean. I DM'd her three times
• 40:19
  in a row, and I was like, yeah, you gotta cut
• 40:21
  your loss. She sees the comments. See, that's
• 40:30
  one thing, but you just want to be a bitch. You
• 40:33
  just, even a narcissist as a mom, you always
• 40:36
  want to be a victim. You have STDs by just DMing
• 41:33
  the body to be famous. No one cares. It's not
• 42:23
  really funny, but the day before Thanksgiving
• 42:28
  in 2014, I was seeing that Johnny Manziel was
• 42:33
  having a hard time with the Cleveland media.
• 42:36
  He's going to fail. in the NFL because if you
• 42:38
  can't hang with the media, this isn't TMZ land,
• 42:41
  bro. Here's Johnny Manziel talking about the
• 42:49
  partying days. So guess who was right? My sport
• 42:54
  predictions are either really accurate or very
• 42:57
  incorrect. Don't forget mine. Shout out to Dwayne
• 43:00
  Bowe. 2015 and that was it. Everybody was fucked
• 43:10
  up. My birthday, we went out. And he was known
• 43:16
  for being an absolute douche at the bar. He's
• 43:18
  just ass. That's something to be proud of. You
• 43:26
  failed in the NFL, but hey! At least you party
• 43:29
  hard. I didn't think they would test me the day
• 43:32
  after my birthday. Why would they not test you
• 43:35
  the day after your birthday, you dumb fuck? This
• 43:37
  is why you didn't work in the NFL. You're not
• 43:38
  analytical. You don't think ahead. All you do
• 43:40
  is party. The worst city to go because all they
• 43:45
  do is party. December 7th. Yada, yada. Failed
• 43:51
  my second. You failed in the NFL. I'm right about
• 43:58
  sports because I can either be really right or
• 44:01
  very wrong. Like in my high school morning announcements
• 44:03
  when I said that Kyrie Irving would be a bum.
• 44:05
  Error. A bust. I was wrong. I was very right,
• 44:09
  Cleveland. Johnny Menzel ain't that guy. Would
• 44:13
  you eat them with a fork? Hey, what the hell
• 44:17
  is wrong with you? My dad said he doesn't like
• 44:19
  green eggs and ham. Drop it. Walk away. Shane
• 44:22
  Gillis is saying sorry after a snafu during Saturday
• 44:26
  Night Live. I love it in a short lifetime watching
• 44:29
  all these liberals get triggered by Shane Gillis.
• 44:42
  A comedian hosting the sketch comedy show for
• 44:44
  the third time October 10th. I love seeing him
• 44:47
  do the opening monologue and seeing the band
• 44:49
  just nut. Alongside musical guest Rosalia. During
• 44:58
  a sketch parodying Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and
• 45:01
  Ham, the Tires actor made one of the more notable
• 45:03
  blunders a person can make online. Oh no, he
• 45:06
  swore on TV. A public execution on TV. by accidentally
• 45:12
  dropping an F -bomb. He was quick to realize
• 45:33
  his mistake. Shane still played along when his
• 45:40
  scene partner and SNL cast member, Mikey Day.
• 45:43
  I don't even think he's like the funniest guy.
• 45:45
  I think he's pretty funny, you know? I love just
• 45:47
  seeing people get triggered by him. I'm like,
• 45:49
  what is wrong with you? You're going to be sad,
• 45:53
  dude. It's not worth it. Use this F -bomb to
• 45:57
  tee up a joke. I want you out of this house.
• 46:00
  You're a loser, and you said a bad word. The
• 46:15
  media is like, oh, dude. All the people that
• 46:18
  are triggered, like Nick Carter, the radio host.
• 46:21
  People are like, oh, you. Talk about SNL is when
• 46:27
  it's him. Cancer from eating women. Oh, your
• 46:42
  boy's going to run for president. Weird. Ex -wife's
• 46:49
  wedding. Broadcast a happy hour. See, wasn't
• 47:22
  that the best 47 minutes of your life? Didn't
• 47:24
  you enjoy every second of it? Maybe not. And
• 47:29
  if you didn't and you're still listening, I won.
• 47:32
  That's what we finna do. Kill the radio. Starts
• 49:27
  in four. This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host,
• 50:16
  Ryan Hoppy. Call the show and leave me a voicemail.
• 50:20
  856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -49 -467 -73. You
• 50:27
  can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
• 50:30
  email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right.
• 50:34
  It's time to hear from the official Hoppy Hour
• 50:37
  Orchestra. National Eminent Candy Day. Check
• 51:15
  your pockets. Check your desk. That suspicious
• 51:18
  ball by the copy blue says I'm the brood under
• 51:33
  the couch and got lost. Hoppy. Happiest day.
• 51:56
  Bag and they're sorting themselves by color.
• 51:59
  That's not a problem. That's a committee. We
• 52:03
  request in your soul. This has been Hoppy Hour.
• 52:57
  Good. It's another sunny day here in Florida.
• 53:04
  Energy is through the roof. I notice when I don't
• 53:08
  have the sun out. A little more grumpy. Like
• 53:16
  I'm off air when the sun's not out. Beat her
• 53:20
  up. Last night I was watching a Manning cast.
• 53:26
  God, Brenda Song. She's freaking relaxed. How
• 53:34
  many lines of coke she did. My goodness, she
• 53:38
  was just loud. And it's like 10 p .m. And you're
• 53:41
  just hanging out. Because I love the Manning
• 53:43
  cast. But I hate when they have bad guests. Because
• 53:48
  they're not on every week. See, Eli and Peyton
• 53:50
  Manning show for you that don't know sports.
• 53:54
  Before you nerds that go sports ball and hate
• 53:56
  on sports because you're judgmental. That's what
• 54:00
  I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. She was just like,
• 54:04
  ah. Even my aunt thinks she was on coke. But
• 54:10
  then when they had Jim Nance on. Oh, yeah. Last
• 54:14
  night's game was weird, too. I was watching it
• 54:16
  at a comic bar. And Frank DeCavo, gee, lets me
• 54:21
  stay past club's time at 0 -2 Calabar to watch
• 54:24
  the game. And that Rams field goal kicker, I
• 54:27
  miss that feeling. What are you doing, bro? You
• 54:31
  got one jump. What are you saying, man? What
• 54:35
  are you doing? You're out of your mind. You know
• 54:39
  what I'm sick and tired of in St. Pete? I don't
• 54:42
  know what it's like in the other cities we get
• 54:44
  listened in, in Cleveland, in Chicago, in Fresno,
• 54:47
  in Rochester. Here in Florida, people consistently
• 54:53
  bring their dogs everywhere. And you can see
• 54:57
  who has a well -behaved dog and who doesn't.
• 55:03
  Me! The city of Largo must have just not taught
• 55:08
  people how to have proper dog's behavior. I'm
• 55:13
  not trying to hate on Largo even though it hates
• 55:15
  on me. Just saying. Watch your dog. You're pretty
• 55:21
  much telling us what your home life is like.
• 55:26
  My cat just looked at me like, shut up. Eyebrow.
• 55:31
  Oh, Lord, you be. You know what? I should just
• 55:35
  do that. I should just start bringing my cat
• 55:36
  out. oh she didn't beat suddenly yeah i sure
• 55:43
  am got it this is during a hurricane you hear
• 55:49
  a storm she likes to let us know she's meowing
• 55:52
  she's very self -centered well you know uh she's
• 55:57
  self -centered because look who her dad is right
• 56:16
  back you probably need to be affectionate and
• 56:26
  you can see that with barack and michelle as
• 56:29
  well they do a lot of touching kissing even fisting
• 56:40
  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
• 56:46
  It looks like you went and got a job. Not on
• 56:49
  the iPad screen, whatever the case might be,
• 56:51
  in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever. Like,
• 56:54
  thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
• 56:57
  railed, but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you
• 57:00
  think you have enough lube... As a reminder,
• 57:03
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 57:05
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 57:07
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 57:10
  around, folks. Fast for the little cash. Give
• 59:15
  it up. You want it done right, better do it yourself.
• 59:18
  The more mix you hit it with, the quicker it
• 59:20
  melt. Digital. Count back, mixing up the chemicals.
• 59:27
  Yeah. If rap don't work, a nigga still gotta
• 59:30
  eat. What? You wanna be big? Money, blow money,
• 59:39
  yeah, all the week. Rap don't. The money clips.
• 1:00:07
  Check the speed. God, homie. And they ain't see
• 1:00:11
  me on the TV yet. Double XL, though. Even if
• 1:00:13
  it's wet, I'ma make it flip. Rap don't. Work
• 1:00:17
  is back out of town, taking trips. Hey, Mooney,
• 1:00:21
  I see you got your buzz up, but if rapping don't
• 1:00:23
  work for you, what you gonna do? Back to the
• 1:00:26
  block, baby. There you have it. It's back to
• 1:00:29
  the block. I'm in the kitchen, in the kitchen.
• 1:00:31
  Nigga cooking up, we make it pop. Dogs that rap
• 1:00:43
  don't work, but L .E .P. blows boys. Fuck you,
• 1:01:54
  shitty radio, jock, whatever your name is. Face
• 1:01:58
  your bitch. Alright, that'll probably cause a
• 1:02:03
  ruckus. You got your blind, your joint, your
• 1:02:08
  vape, your pen. I don't know what else. Freak.
• 1:02:19
  Ape right here. It's the one I dressed up as
• 1:02:20
  Hugh Hefner in 2023. And won best outfit. This
• 1:02:26
  year I'm probably going to go as Rick from Rick
• 1:02:28
  and Morty. Although I should dress up as Hugh
• 1:02:32
  Hefner again and tag Crystal Hefner. That's an
• 1:02:35
  idea right there. I might do that. Let's see
• 1:02:38
  here. I got this joint. Not this joint. I wish
• 1:02:41
  I had a joint. I have this clogged up pipe. So
• 1:02:45
  we're going to fight. threw this together. Because
• 1:02:47
  I know someone out there that's smoking with
• 1:02:48
  me right now has something that's kind of clogged
• 1:02:50
  and drives you nuts. All right, so let's try
• 1:02:52
  this. Yeah, that's a good hit. It doesn't make
• 1:03:05
  as much sound as a normal joint, but I've just
• 1:03:07
  been trying to save money on a bunch of joints.
• 1:03:10
  There's actually a leftover joint I put in the
• 1:03:12
  bowl. Yeah, this is good. I feel good. No, no,
• 1:03:21
  no, no. Alexa, what is that song that goes, I
• 1:03:25
  feel good. No, no, no, no. Near that I would.
• 1:03:32
  Oh, wow. That's I Feel Good by Boy Next Door.
• 1:03:35
  I had a good song. Get the club going. Alexa,
• 1:03:37
  stop. Thank you. I'm good. I had a little clogged
• 1:03:47
  up and I'm a little more stunned. I feel good.
• 1:03:50
  All right. Last night was the National Football
• 1:03:56
  League. Oh, yeah. Alexa, recap last night's Rams
• 1:04:08
  game against the Beatles. The Rams fell to the
• 1:04:15
  Bills 37 to 34 in overtime on Monday night. Matthew
• 1:04:19
  Stafford tossed 383 yards and three TDs, but
• 1:04:22
  a blocked field goal at Buffalo Force O, T, and
• 1:04:25
  Josh Allen's 45 -yard kick sealed the win. The
• 1:04:28
  game even ended with a postgame punch from Rams
• 1:04:30
  left tackle Alaric Jackson on Bill's Bradley
• 1:04:32
  Chubb. Want to dive into any specific part of
• 1:04:35
  the game, like that overtime finish or the postgame
• 1:04:38
  scuffle? Tell me about the scuffle very quickly.
• 1:04:44
  Jackson threw a punch at Chubb right after the
• 1:04:46
  Bills' 37 -34 overtime win, hitting him in the
• 1:04:49
  face and knocking his hat off. Players quickly
• 1:04:51
  separated them, and Jackson is likely to face
• 1:04:54
  a fine or suspension. What was your read and
• 1:05:31
  take on that play? Yeah, I got to get a yard.
• 1:05:33
  Got to find a way to get a yard, and I didn't
• 1:05:35
  do that. Yeah, you've just been too busy banging
• 1:05:39
  out Madison Bearden. Do you agree with his assessment?
• 1:05:42
  He said that it was the wrong decision. I think
• 1:05:44
  it's on me to go get a yard. We got to be able
• 1:05:48
  to push and get a yard. Yeah, run, dude. Run,
• 1:05:50
  Forrest. I have faith in our guys and in myself,
• 1:05:52
  and it's on us to go get a yard and get hurt.
• 1:05:55
  Got it. How do you think the all -night held
• 1:05:57
  up today? I thought they did an incredible job.
• 1:05:59
  You know, as many young guys we had out there,
• 1:06:01
  they did a great job. Oh, yeah, totally. It seemed
• 1:06:04
  like you got a little, I think it was on the
• 1:06:06
  second sack of the game. Man, this guy's just
• 1:06:08
  coming up with follow -up after follow -up question.
• 1:06:12
  Got a little banged up. How are you feeling physically
• 1:06:14
  after today? Physically good. Yeah, he just got
• 1:06:18
  laid, you know. Here is John Harbaugh, my favorite
• 1:06:23
  quarterback, Jameis Winston. Wouldn't you let
• 1:06:29
  him around your daughter? And with Jameis, how
• 1:06:32
  impressive is it, the optimism that he has? He's
• 1:06:37
  able to maintain the positive. Because he's stupid.
• 1:06:40
  He couldn't finish it off in overtime. Because
• 1:06:44
  he's stupid. Positivity. I know guys try to stay
• 1:06:48
  positive, but there's also human nature to it.
• 1:06:51
  He really does seem to always try to be positive
• 1:06:55
  and optimistic. What's that like, and how important
• 1:06:58
  is that for a quarterback? Oh, it's awesome.
• 1:07:01
  I mean, it's how important is it for a person,
• 1:07:03
  you know? I mean, it's the best thing to be around,
• 1:07:07
  and it's genuine. I mean, he comes, you know,
• 1:07:09
  he's a very strong faith person. He's a very
• 1:07:12
  strong Christian. He is a very… Ah, yeah, Christianity
• 1:07:17
  does have rants. And that is… Oh, I can't stand
• 1:07:25
  him. He's just the absolute freaking worst. Would
• 1:07:29
  you let him date your daughter? Man, the Bucks
• 1:07:31
  did not like that when I said that on the radio.
• 1:07:35
  As soon as not letting me make a song about how
• 1:07:37
  much of a moron he is. Here's Gilly the Kid speaking
• 1:07:39
  of moron after he realized the Jaguars won and
• 1:07:42
  beat his Eagles. Where's my phone? Where's my
• 1:07:47
  phone? Isn't that riveting? That's Gilly the
• 1:07:51
  Kid. Here's Mike Decker on the Howard Stern Show
• 1:07:54
  20 years ago. What kind of? My first contract,
• 1:07:57
  this was a long time ago. We've got to put things
• 1:08:00
  in perspective. 1961. Right. I signed a $12 ,000
• 1:08:04
  contract with a $6 ,000 signing bonus. That's
• 1:08:07
  $18 ,000. But in 61, my dad worked in a steel
• 1:08:11
  mill. So, you know, everything's relative. But
• 1:08:13
  what was the game plan in life for you? In other
• 1:08:16
  words, when you're making $12 ,000. Alexa, in
• 1:08:18
  1961, $18 ,000. per year equates to what in 2026
• 1:08:24
  with inflation? $18 ,000 in 1961 is roughly $201
• 1:08:34
  ,600 in 20... Yeah, yeah, yeah, Alexa, stop.
• 1:08:38
  Alexa, stop. I can't stand when the boomers are
• 1:08:40
  like, well, it's $201 ,000, bro. $1 ,000. Yeah,
• 1:08:44
  okay, that's a lot more money than your dad was
• 1:08:46
  making, but still, didn't you worry that you'd
• 1:08:48
  get out of football? Who knew you were going
• 1:08:49
  to be the great coach? Who knew what was going
• 1:08:51
  to be? What was the game plan? It could have
• 1:08:53
  gone horribly wrong, right? There was no game
• 1:08:55
  plan in my life at all when I played with the
• 1:08:57
  Bears. Just football? My game plan came into
• 1:09:00
  focus when I went to Dallas with the Cowboys.
• 1:09:02
  I played for the Cowboys for four years. We won
• 1:09:04
  a Super Bowl. I played for Coach Landry. I coached
• 1:09:07
  there for nine years as an assistant coach, and
• 1:09:09
  then I became the head coach of the Bears. Hell
• 1:09:11
  yeah, he's a legend. And then here is the last
• 1:09:15
  recorded video ever of Mike Dicca. There he is
• 1:09:21
  looking at the camera. Hey, you remember me?
• 1:09:29
  I'm the old guy, Mr. Know -it -all, the coach.
• 1:09:33
  Actually, I forgot most of what I do know. Hello,
• 1:09:37
  St. Mary of the Woods, Mike Dipke here. Now more
• 1:09:42
  than ever, the Catholic schools and church need
• 1:09:45
  your support, especially St. Mary of the Woods
• 1:09:48
  School and Parish. The more money you spend tonight,
• 1:09:51
  the more deeply rooted you will be in the legacy
• 1:09:53
  of the students at our school, and the more it
• 1:09:56
  will help our parish thrive during these hard
• 1:09:59
  times. Go Knights, and go Bears! Trevon Diggs.
• 1:10:27
  Like I'm doing extra or something like that.
• 1:10:29
  And I didn't know that was him at first because
• 1:10:32
  I played against him a few times. We've always
• 1:10:34
  been cool. Hell yeah. You know Mike Evans is
• 1:10:36
  a good guy. Don't make up propaganda. He was
• 1:10:40
  a good player. Damn. What's going on in the end?
• 1:10:47
  Being a National Basketball Association. VJ Edgecombe,
• 1:10:50
  the first 76ers teammate to go on Jalen Brown's
• 1:10:53
  Twitch stream. Yeah, Jalen Brown's a freaking
• 1:10:56
  dork, man. A very talented dork, but he's got
• 1:11:00
  a bigger talk show, I'd say, than Howard Stern.
• 1:11:02
  A lot of these guys who are doing streams get
• 1:11:04
  more views than a Howard. A Stern! reacted to
• 1:11:08
  adidas's commercial for anthony edwards where
• 1:11:10
  he roasted lebron and jalen brown's hair speaking
• 1:11:13
  to that man we got to do a reaction i just seen
• 1:11:16
  i'm late but i know you at adidas i'm super late
• 1:11:20
  but i ain't been streaming all right we're not
• 1:11:23
  watching now it's mind numbingly stupid and this
• 1:11:26
  show is mind numbingly stupid so we can only
• 1:11:28
  take so much mind numbingly stupid i think Let's
• 1:11:31
  see what's going on here. Speaking of basketball,
• 1:11:34
  what's going on with the Atlanta Dream? I can't
• 1:11:37
  believe they're in the front. Atlanta Dream are
• 1:11:38
  four wins away from their first WNBA title. The
• 1:11:41
  only issue is they might not have an arena to
• 1:11:44
  play in. Oh, yeah. It's the most Atlanta thing
• 1:11:46
  ever. Michael Babcock, and this is A Minute with
• 1:11:51
  Mike. Howin' on. The Dream are facing off against
• 1:11:54
  the Gold State Valkyrie in the WNBA Finals. Now...
• 1:11:57
  I've never heard of the Valkyrie. Games 3, 4,
• 1:12:00
  and 6, if necessary... I'm also not running to
• 1:12:02
  watch the WNBA unless Kalen's playing. ...are
• 1:12:05
  set to be played in Atlanta. Where they won't
• 1:12:07
  be played is State Farm Arena, where the Dream
• 1:12:11
  have been playing this playoffs. Why not? Well,
• 1:12:14
  I guess nobody thought that the Dream were going
• 1:12:16
  to be any good. Whoa! That's insulting. Because
• 1:12:22
  there is a somber concert for Game 3, and Game
• 1:12:26
  4 and 6, there is Atlanta Hawks basketball. Uh,
• 1:12:29
  yeah. Uh, Drewski's going on SNL and Jax Taylor
• 1:12:36
  wants to be left alone from Brittany Kyron. Well,
• 1:12:39
  she is a crazy woman. I'd want to be left alone
• 1:12:42
  too if that was my baby mama. Uh, what's going
• 1:12:45
  on here? A song about bachelor parties. Uh, this
• 1:12:48
  song gets everyone crazy in the club. Oh, sure.
• 1:13:18
  Got it! All right, there you go. Isn't that a
• 1:13:23
  delightful song? What do we got here? Yeah! She's
• 1:13:33
  been through like five guys. And then after having
• 1:13:38
  a burger. Had sex with eight guys. Heart and
• 1:13:41
  wants to try things again. I need you to listen
• 1:13:43
  very closely to me. That woman has experienced
• 1:13:48
  the dating world. Yeah, it is weird when they
• 1:13:50
  come back. I usually just kind of wrap it up
• 1:13:52
  with a condom. Ah, here is Sean McVay about that
• 1:13:55
  loss last night. This one is, this is the one,
• 1:13:58
  this stinks. And it's going to hurt, but we can't
• 1:14:01
  afford to let it, we can't let this team beat
• 1:14:03
  us twice. Yay! You can't be missing spam, girls.
• 1:14:06
  We're going to have to regroup and reset ourselves.
• 1:14:08
  It's been a while since I've been this pissed
• 1:14:10
  after a game, too. Considering how many you guys
• 1:14:13
  played and the circumstances. No, none of it
• 1:14:16
  makes me feel good right now. He's got a little
• 1:14:21
  bit of a dick on him. Proud of the effort, but
• 1:14:25
  none of how I feel is positive. All right, there
• 1:14:29
  you go. What's going on with this side chick?
• 1:14:36
  What's her name? Joy Taylor. So I recently got
• 1:14:39
  a therapist referral from one of my girlfriends.
• 1:14:42
  I feel like I've gotten to the point where I
• 1:14:46
  need to talk to someone that isn't my immediate
• 1:14:49
  family. Yeah, that's a good idea. I tell them
• 1:14:52
  I shrink a lot of things. I pretty much tell
• 1:14:54
  my mom, too. This is Trump going off. I'm sweating
• 1:14:56
  in the crowd like a loser. Not me in Columbus,
• 1:14:59
  Ohio. Got it. Paid protest. That sounds fun.
• 1:15:19
  Idiocracy. Idiocracy. Mm -hmm. All right, there
• 1:15:26
  I am. He went on to say, go home to your mom,
• 1:15:28
  but I don't want to wait for that. Here's Mark
• 1:15:30
  Norman talking about comedy being failure. Sadly,
• 1:15:32
  it's mostly failure. Comedy is mostly failure.
• 1:15:37
  Yeah, that's why I've been around so many comedians,
• 1:15:39
  and you don't want to meet your heroes. A lot
• 1:15:42
  of them are dicks. Doing it at a high level,
• 1:15:46
  it's a lot of failure. You know, just like trying
• 1:15:48
  a new joke, bombs. Get a tough crowd. You have
• 1:15:53
  a heckle. You try to get the heckler, and your
• 1:15:55
  line sucked. It's just a lot of failing. I think
• 1:15:59
  learning it is just doing it. That's the only
• 1:16:00
  way to learn is to do. I like Mark Norman. He's
• 1:16:04
  pretty funny. Lil Wayne's fiance, Maddie Cannon,
• 1:16:08
  her dad was a huge fan of Lil Wayne. Yeah! She's
• 1:16:12
  a hot piece of ass, 24 -year -old. Can you imagine
• 1:16:14
  her dad was listening to Lil Wayne, and people
• 1:16:17
  had told him that that man would be having sex
• 1:16:20
  with your daughter? Here's a man calling the
• 1:16:23
  way up with Angela Yesha, which I can't tell
• 1:16:25
  if these calls are real or not, talking about
• 1:16:27
  how he's not gay but likes to sleep with men.
• 1:16:30
  I have sex with, like, feminine men, but I don't
• 1:16:33
  consider myself gay. So you could say, like,
• 1:16:35
  trans, but, like, not just trans, but, like,
• 1:16:37
  man. All right, well, it's just, I mean, you're
• 1:16:40
  gay. It's fine. We don't want just a straight
• 1:16:42
  -up vagina. Yeah, well, yeah. Oh, what do we
• 1:16:51
  have here? That means I like Ohio. We have to
• 1:16:54
  get... Vivek, we have to get John. Got it. Better
• 1:16:59
  get them in, and I think they will. I think they're
• 1:17:01
  going to be a good check. But I'm standing over
• 1:17:03
  here, and I don't do this with men very often.
• 1:17:06
  I started examining his body because I didn't
• 1:17:09
  know he was... Yeah! Trump wants a penis. He's
• 1:17:13
  a great athlete. That's very weird to say. And
• 1:17:17
  I looked, and I watched up and down. I looked
• 1:17:19
  at his ass, and I looked at the whole... All
• 1:17:22
  right, there you go. That's our president. Mm
• 1:17:24
  -hmm. What happens to your body if you stop having
• 1:17:27
  sex? Day one. Physically, almost nothing. But
• 1:17:31
  mentally, you already feel free. Yay! Now you
• 1:17:35
  can come home late from the bar. And for once,
• 1:17:37
  nobody has leverage over you. Week one. An orgasm
• 1:17:41
  usually gives you dopamine and oxytocin and helps
• 1:17:43
  bring cortisol. Alright, but your body freaks
• 1:17:46
  out if you don't have sex. You do feel a little
• 1:17:48
  like, you kind of got a little pep in your step
• 1:17:52
  the next day at the office job. Especially if
• 1:17:55
  you have, like, three orgasms. You're like, yeah,
• 1:17:57
  I'm locking her in. Here is Angela Yee, or not
• 1:18:02
  Angela, no, sorry. Angela White talking about
• 1:18:05
  how directors get, or boners on set. And, like,
• 1:18:08
  you know what? Just put the camera down and just
• 1:18:09
  get in there. I mean, because that, like... Probably
• 1:18:13
  if it's in this narrative, but I can imagine
• 1:18:15
  he's, like, working. Yeah, you have to be tested.
• 1:18:17
  He's, like, trying to rack focus, and he's like,
• 1:18:18
  ugh, let me... You have to be tested, so... How
• 1:18:20
  often do you have to do that? Yeah. Has a cameraman
• 1:18:24
  ever been like, you know what, just put the camera
• 1:18:26
  down and just get in there? I mean, because that,
• 1:18:29
  like... Whoever edited that video sucked. Paul
• 1:18:33
  Pierce's baby mama wants more money, makes you
• 1:18:36
  wonder where the money goes and what's going
• 1:18:37
  on here. How can you tell your wife that you
• 1:18:39
  want to try race play in the bedroom? If you
• 1:18:41
  like this video, check out the link at the top
• 1:18:43
  of my page. Quick definition. Race play is when
• 1:18:46
  you consensually bring racially charged dynamics
• 1:18:48
  into the bedroom. That's pathetic. I'm not playing
• 1:18:51
  that. uh here is joe rogan or not joe rogan seth
• 1:18:55
  rogan saying a waitress picked adam sandler as
• 1:18:57
  the best comedian about the time i've been here
• 1:19:00
  you know and like sandler makes movies that are
• 1:19:02
  on netflix but they're great and people love
• 1:19:03
  them and if you yeah he's insecure because sandler
• 1:19:06
  never saw it out like you bitch it's funny like
• 1:19:09
  me i was out to dinner with the z's and we just
• 1:19:11
  were talking about comedy and the waitress was
• 1:19:13
  there and she's like who's the best comedian
• 1:19:15
  alive right now adam sandler without skipping
• 1:19:17
  it shut up you're annoying What's going on here?
• 1:19:23
  As much sex as possible. That's a given. It really,
• 1:19:26
  like, and it's not, whatever, I'm just going
• 1:19:28
  to leave it at that, but it's important. Yeah,
• 1:19:31
  have as much sex as possible, trust me. All right,
• 1:19:34
  man, he's going to leave you, or at the very
• 1:19:35
  least, change. Yeah, what's happening? It is
• 1:19:44
  a cry in shame. People's courts shut down because,
• 1:19:47
  what a great case. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey
• 1:19:51
  versus neighbors. Yeah! You know those neighbors
• 1:19:55
  can't handle them. Squabbling over this aluminum
• 1:20:01
  fence, basically the people working on this project
• 1:20:04
  showed up, and it was them versus these really
• 1:20:07
  upset Karen -type neighbors. Well, hold on. Oh,
• 1:20:10
  hold on. You can't call them Karen -type neighbors.
• 1:20:13
  We've gotten hold of text messages following
• 1:20:16
  the alleged... gang rape at Cornell, and they're
• 1:20:19
  painting a picture of the evolution of how Jane
• 1:20:22
  Doe was processing this incident. The tone of
• 1:20:24
  her conversation abruptly changes. Now, her lawyer
• 1:20:27
  told us this is somebody that experiences trauma.
• 1:20:31
  They process something immediately one way, and
• 1:20:34
  then the more they remember as they talk to people,
• 1:20:37
  they discover something else happened. Pretty
• 1:20:40
  Little Liars star Keegan Allen was attacked by
• 1:20:43
  two men. Nothing's really going well in her room.
• 1:20:47
  With all those headlines, you hear me? Oh, Jesus
• 1:20:48
  Christ. What's going on here? All right, let's
• 1:20:51
  go through some of the headlines. All right,
• 1:20:56
  what's going on here? Women wearing short shorts
• 1:21:01
  to the gym does not make them whores. All right,
• 1:21:04
  damn, let me. It was just a joke. I'm not going
• 1:21:08
  to even give it a time of day. Damn, let me.
• 1:21:10
  Shut up. You're just so smarmy and annoying.
• 1:21:15
  Just take a joke, dude. Women can make fun of
• 1:21:19
  men all the freaking time. But when a man does
• 1:21:22
  it, oh, shut up. A Brooklyn store's alleged big,
• 1:21:27
  huge mistake with Kelly Clarkson may have been
• 1:21:30
  a misunderstanding. At least, that's what it
• 1:21:32
  claims. Yeah, you know, Kelly Clarkson's probably
• 1:21:35
  insufferable to be around. Just an annoying woman.
• 1:21:41
  A day after the Grammy winner revealed on X that
• 1:21:45
  she was looked at as if she couldn't afford the
• 1:21:47
  store's products and was offered something. Yeah,
• 1:21:50
  she just wants to be a victim. Go be a mom, shut
• 1:21:54
  up. Art of Play is sharing its side of the story.
• 1:21:59
  In an Instagram post October 11th, Art of Play
• 1:22:08
  said Kelly had asked to buy Molly, a one -of
• 1:22:10
  -a -kind singing and dancing bird automation
• 1:22:13
  that plays... Oh yeah, they'll make your music
• 1:22:15
  better. The role in the magic shows it hosts.
• 1:22:18
  The store - Added. Are explaining that Molly
• 1:22:20
  is permanently attached to the wall and is not
• 1:22:23
  for sale. Yeah, so they can't do anything about
• 1:22:25
  it, but - Ah, I'm Kelly Clarkson. Everyone should
• 1:22:29
  bow down to me. Shut up. But the business also
• 1:22:34
  acknowledged that Kelly's account of a negative
• 1:22:37
  shopping experience would resonate with anyone
• 1:22:39
  who has ever felt judged in a shop. Yeah, now
• 1:22:42
  they're having a - Bow down a little bit, because
• 1:22:44
  Kelly Clarkson has power. We all know that Kelly
• 1:22:47
  Clarkson's only nice to people that can do something
• 1:22:49
  for her. Any of the quote -unquote underlings
• 1:22:52
  she treats badly. Part of play going on to say
• 1:22:55
  all customers are equally welcome. All right,
• 1:22:58
  Kelly Clarkson, you just are insufferable. No
• 1:23:00
  wonder you're single. Even if they don't make
• 1:23:04
  a purchase. adding that it invites everyone who
• 1:23:08
  walks through the door to pick things up and
• 1:23:11
  play alright this door is over explaining itself
• 1:23:13
  just ignore it she just gave you free publicity
• 1:23:16
  cause she's a dirty rotted moron Colin Gosselin
• 1:23:23
  is shedding light on a dark chapter of his childhood.
• 1:23:26
  In his new memoir, In the Shadow of Eight Out
• 1:23:29
  Now, the John and Kate Plus Eight alum... Yay!
• 1:23:32
  This makes me really appreciate that I have a
• 1:23:34
  good mom, because this broad should have not
• 1:23:35
  had one kid. ...counted an alleged experience
• 1:23:37
  with his mom, Kate Gosselin, in which she used
• 1:23:40
  zip ties to bound his wrists and ankles after
• 1:23:43
  he attempted to escape from their home. What
• 1:23:45
  a loser, Kane is. Just a moron. Just an absolute
• 1:23:49
  failure in life. For Colin Gosselin, he may someday
• 1:23:54
  be able to forgive, but he'll never forget. 22
• 1:23:57
  year old. That is my saying, forgive, not forget.
• 1:24:02
  I forgive you, Mike Kelty, you didn't know what
• 1:24:05
  you're saying. With great friendship comes great
• 1:24:11
  responsibility. Yeah, this next headline is the
• 1:24:14
  most rich person thing I've ever heard. Very
• 1:24:17
  freaking weird. Though Tobey Maguire and his
• 1:24:20
  ex -wife Jennifer Meyer split in 2016, the two
• 1:24:23
  have remained such good friends over the years
• 1:24:25
  that he officiated her wedding. it's true on
• 1:24:53
  october 10th when jennifer tied the knot with
• 1:24:55
  jeffrey ogolesi at the four seasons resort lanai
• 1:24:58
  in hawaii yeah so we're just gonna give toby
• 1:25:00
  mcguire a simp it was the spider -man star who
• 1:25:05
  stood at the helm leading them through their
• 1:25:07
  vow all right hang on it was watching in the
• 1:25:10
  corner while he was plowing her i do work on
• 1:25:14
  myself but you know what i am only 20 years old
• 1:25:17
  and This is the daughter of the girl from Real
• 1:25:21
  Housewives of New Jersey. She was 14 years old
• 1:25:24
  during COVID. Or 13. So she was messed up. And
• 1:25:29
  this summer hit me like a bus. Melania Newdice
• 1:25:32
  is putting herself first. You got to do that,
• 1:25:35
  baby. Several weeks after the Real Housewives
• 1:25:39
  of New Jersey star made headlines over a family
• 1:25:42
  altercation with mom Teresa Giudice and older
• 1:25:45
  sister Gia Giudice, the 20 -year -old shares
• 1:25:47
  for the first time publicly that she's been navigating
• 1:25:50
  a diagnosis with bipolar disorder. I do struggle
• 1:25:53
  with mental health issues. I am bipolar. I struggle
• 1:25:56
  with depression, anxiety, PTSD, and ADHD. And
• 1:26:01
  I am not ashamed of any of my mental health.
• 1:26:03
  I probably have all that. It's good that she's
• 1:26:05
  admitting that she has problems. And she's not
• 1:26:09
  just being a nipple baby brat. That's very good
• 1:26:11
  of her. We're proud of you, honey. Happy Hot
• 1:26:17
  Topic! What's going on right here? Bad Baby is
• 1:26:22
  working on her nursing license. Yeah, I saw all
• 1:26:25
  these women going after her online for becoming
• 1:26:28
  a nurse. You know what? Women say all the time
• 1:26:32
  that men bring down women. No, it seems like
• 1:26:35
  women bring down women more. On October 11th,
• 1:26:38
  the singer called out critics on X. Writing,
• 1:26:41
  they say I'm rich and bored. I've been working
• 1:26:43
  on getting my nursing license. I love the med
• 1:26:45
  field. I feel like people don't understand. Even
• 1:26:47
  if you have money, you get bored sitting around.
• 1:26:50
  So you go, what could I possibly do? It is ridiculous
• 1:26:54
  how much judging there is online. Shut up. She
• 1:26:59
  shared these two bathroom selfies in what appears
• 1:27:02
  to be a leisure or a nursing fed. I love a nice
• 1:27:05
  nursing outfit. Shows off the body. While there
• 1:27:10
  were mixed comments, many users chimed in with
• 1:27:12
  support, writing, I wish you nothing but success,
• 1:27:15
  queen. I pray someday I can afford to go back
• 1:27:18
  to school also to get my nursing license. Ah,
• 1:27:20
  there's all the freaking ass kissers. To take
• 1:27:25
  care of my moms. Someday. My mom. I don't understand
• 1:27:29
  nothing when I say moms. And period, queen. Yeah.
• 1:27:34
  I just saw all these women going, oh, she's doing
• 1:27:36
  it for attention. And then these are the same
• 1:27:38
  women early. How do you want it? The announcement
• 1:27:42
  comes as Baby, whose real name is Danielle Bercouli.
• 1:27:45
  Yay! Man, now there's 10 years ago and she got
• 1:27:48
  fans. Currently battles blood cancer. Remember
• 1:27:51
  a morning radio show I was working on was talking
• 1:27:53
  about having a countdown to when she turned 21.
• 1:27:55
  A very disturbing. Mm -hmm. At the time, she
• 1:27:58
  told users online to, quote, stop running with
• 1:28:00
  the worst narratives. All right. The problem
• 1:28:02
  is you're responding to the haters. You got to
• 1:28:05
  ignore them. Mm -hmm. What's going on here? Sean
• 1:28:13
  Diddy Combs' rep is speaking out amid a report
• 1:28:16
  that the rapper was hospitalized. I feel like
• 1:28:19
  this was a way for him to get out of prison.
• 1:28:22
  He just needed a little breathing. After a TMZ
• 1:28:26
  report published October 12th said Combs had
• 1:28:28
  been rushed from federal prison to a nearby hospital
• 1:28:31
  on October 10th due to a head injury, a rep for
• 1:28:35
  Combs tells E! News, we are aware of the reports.
• 1:28:41
  Diddy can do what he wants. I don't care anymore.
• 1:28:47
  Selma Blair is facing some turbulence. Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:51
  Especially because it happened in an airplane.
• 1:28:53
  The New York Port Authority confirming to E!
• 1:28:55
  News that the Legally Blonde actress was arrested
• 1:28:57
  after allegedly attacking members of the flight
• 1:28:59
  crew. Whoa, was she on bath salts? What was this
• 1:29:02
  woman doing? Boarded Delta Airlines flight October
• 1:29:05
  11th. The Port Authority also tells E! News that
• 1:29:08
  two flight attendants reported injuries and that
• 1:29:10
  a third attendant was taken to the hospital.
• 1:29:12
  All right, well, that's crazy. Seems like it's
• 1:29:15
  kind of going under the radar. That's why I played
• 1:29:17
  a clip. Two things. And they're both brain tumors.
• 1:29:23
  Surprise, surprise. Comedian Grace Helbig is
• 1:29:27
  leaning on humor in the face of a difficult situation.
• 1:29:30
  Yeah! When you're facing health issues, you gotta
• 1:29:33
  kind of lean like that way. And telling fans
• 1:29:35
  she is pausing her tour after doctors found two
• 1:29:38
  tumors in her brain. You'll fight to it, baby,
• 1:29:42
  down. You'll be able to beat it, or maybe not.
• 1:29:45
  I don't know. Travis Barker is attending his
• 1:29:47
  son Landon Barker's birthday party following
• 1:29:50
  a recent hospitalization. Yeah, Travis Barker
• 1:29:53
  seems like a good -ass dad. He just does that
• 1:29:58
  Bubba the Love Sponge thing of wearing shades
• 1:30:00
  indoors. The Blink -182 rocker stepped out with
• 1:30:03
  his wife, Kourtney Kardashian. A hot piece of
• 1:30:05
  ass. All right, let's see what we have. All right.
• 1:30:10
  Oh, hey. Brian Cranston warns the loss of his
• 1:30:18
  Breaking Bad co -star, R .J. Mitty, the actor
• 1:30:21
  taking to Instagram with a heartbreaking tribute
• 1:30:23
  to his on -screen son. Oh, that's who you are.
• 1:30:26
  My friend Shadrach texted me about it, and I
• 1:30:29
  was like, I don't remember that show. I didn't
• 1:30:31
  like Breaking Bad. I thought it helped overlook
• 1:30:36
  the wire. October 12th, hours after it was confirmed
• 1:30:40
  that Mitty had died by suicide at the age of
• 1:30:42
  34. Rest in peace, Bonnie. Life's hard. Has he
• 1:30:51
  been insufferable at home ever since? Yes, obviously.
• 1:30:54
  This is Keri Russell talking about Matthew Rice
• 1:30:56
  winning an award, which that means he's a deuce
• 1:30:59
  bag. Because things said in jest often are true.
• 1:31:03
  Matthew Reese. Matthew Reese. Remember what you
• 1:31:07
  said at the table? This could be a thing. This
• 1:31:09
  could be a thing. And you're like, Keri Russell.
• 1:31:13
  I'm sure she's perfect. Members of Gen Z do not
• 1:31:17
  shop like their parents. And stores are finally
• 1:31:19
  starting to take a bit of notice. Because we
• 1:31:21
  don't have money to do it like our parents. The
• 1:31:24
  real generational gap may be at the checkout
• 1:31:27
  counter. Gen Z earns less than millennials. Just
• 1:31:31
  keep screwing us without lube. It's fine. Jackson
• 1:31:36
  Olsen is in phase by the noise. Yeah, there's
• 1:31:40
  beef at Dancing with the Stars. If there was
• 1:31:42
  a way to describe this stupidest drama. The most
• 1:31:47
  beta male drama ever. It would be Dancing with
• 1:31:49
  the Stars drama. After the Savannah Bananas player
• 1:31:52
  made headlines when he commented on Guillermo
• 1:31:55
  Rodriguez's routine on Dancing with the Stars,
• 1:31:58
  Jackson pokes fun at people who were calling
• 1:31:59
  for him to be, quote, canceled. Losers! Alongside
• 1:32:04
  a video of his dance partner, Emma Slater, walking
• 1:32:07
  out with her boyfriend, Allen Bernstein. All
• 1:32:10
  right, what's going on? are right here. We all
• 1:32:16
  know Sofia Vergara is absolutely insufferable
• 1:32:19
  and she thinks she's never the problem. Alexa,
• 1:32:22
  how old is Sofia Vergara? Sofia Vergara is 54
• 1:32:27
  years old. Yeah, you're middle -aged and you
• 1:32:30
  treat everybody... Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
• 1:32:32
  You're middle -aged and you treat everybody around
• 1:32:35
  you badly and that's why you're hot as hell and
• 1:32:37
  you're famous and you're single. I think anybody
• 1:32:43
  who said that should read the book first. Joe
• 1:32:45
  Manganiello wants fans to form their own opinions.
• 1:32:48
  Yeah, because Sofia Vergara made this post about
• 1:32:51
  narcissistic men, even though I think she's talking
• 1:32:53
  about herself. And that's the new trend that
• 1:32:55
  every freaking woman's doing. Where if it doesn't
• 1:33:00
  work out in a relationship, you know, narcissists.
• 1:33:04
  It happened to someone in my family who's Gen
• 1:33:06
  Z and his ex on social media and sits down. And
• 1:33:10
  I had it happen to me. And whenever a woman does
• 1:33:12
  that, they have skeletons they're hiding. In
• 1:33:15
  what has become an increasingly bitter back and
• 1:33:17
  forth between the True Blood star and his ex
• 1:33:19
  -wife, Sofia Vergara, God, you know she's just
• 1:33:21
  an absolute awful human being. Ahead of the October
• 1:33:25
  13th release of his memoir, Bloodlines, Manganiello
• 1:33:29
  has addressed Vergara's recent post about narcissists.
• 1:33:32
  Yeah, whenever a narcissist talks about other
• 1:33:34
  narcissists, they're just projecting about themselves.
• 1:33:37
  Sophia previously reposted a chart originally
• 1:33:40
  shared by her son Manolo. Yeah, her son was probably,
• 1:33:44
  I don't know. Why would you share it? You're
• 1:33:47
  another beta male. Pairing a good man to a narcissistic
• 1:33:52
  man to her Instagram stories October 9th. I just
• 1:33:56
  love when these celebrities think they're never
• 1:33:58
  the problem. Vergara also re -shared a quote
• 1:34:02
  originally posted by Tom Brady that... God, you
• 1:34:05
  know, he's like, don't bring me into this, honey.
• 1:34:07
  ...read, the ability to laugh at oneself is probably
• 1:34:09
  the highest form of intelligence. Oh, yeah, but
• 1:34:12
  you know, Sophia cannot. Whenever you see a woman
• 1:34:17
  share a meme, it's like, this is them projecting.
• 1:34:19
  This is, because whatever's showing on their
• 1:34:21
  timeline is whatever they're texting, people
• 1:34:22
  are looking up. So this is them showing us her,
• 1:34:25
  you know, algorithm that she looks up. Am I a
• 1:34:27
  narcissist? Because I'm a hot -ass woman and
• 1:34:30
  I'm single. and that the inability to laugh at
• 1:34:32
  oneself is a sure sign you're dealing with an
• 1:34:35
  idiot. And this just in, Sofia Vergara's an idiot.
• 1:34:39
  During an appearance on CBS Mornings October
• 1:34:41
  12th, Gayle King directly asks Joe about Manolo's
• 1:34:44
  post, and Joe says he hopes that people will
• 1:34:47
  save their judgment until after reading the memoir.
• 1:34:50
  Yay, you know he's going to call this woman up.
• 1:34:53
  I think anybody who said that should read the
• 1:34:57
  book first. Does Sofia Vergara know how to read?
• 1:35:02
  I mean, I would hope, but you never know. Mm
• 1:35:06
  -hmm. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy
• 1:35:10
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. Talked about
• 1:35:14
  that dirty rod in Laguna Beach. Karen, the one
• 1:35:20
  who was going after that mariachi band at that
• 1:35:27
  wedding proposal. Someone said, I've had to deal
• 1:35:31
  with her in public. She's the absolute worst.
• 1:35:36
  I also saw... Funny how she can dish it out but
• 1:35:41
  can't take. It's so pathetic. All the while with
• 1:35:43
  a laughing emoji. Praying that God will shed
• 1:35:47
  some light in her nasty soul. That is how it
• 1:35:54
  is. She's just a dirty, rotten moron. She makes
• 1:36:00
  all women look bad. God, you know she doesn't
• 1:36:04
  shave. Just an absolute disgusting woman. Big!
• 1:36:13
  You know what I mean, Jellybean? I could do this
• 1:36:15
  all day. All right, I'm going to stick to that
• 1:36:18
  rock and roll beat. And I'm sure you are as well.
• 1:36:22
  Alrighty, what we're going to do right now is
• 1:36:24
  we're going to do a flock. A camera news. Let's
• 1:36:31
  do this. All right. Let's do this right now.
• 1:38:32
  We are calling it out. All right, let me press
• 1:38:37
  this right here. Cameras are now nine of all
• 1:38:42
  50 states. And the thing is for every, I would
• 1:38:46
  say one in five times it's used, maybe 40 % of
• 1:38:49
  the time it's used correctly. And the rest of
• 1:38:52
  the time. It's these cops with no game stalking
• 1:38:55
  their exes. Being used by police to identify
• 1:39:01
  criminals. But this time, it led to a case of
• 1:39:05
  mistaken identity. Even though cops said they
• 1:39:07
  were 100 % sure this woman was caught in the
• 1:39:11
  act. Well, you were 100 % incorrect. Accountability,
• 1:39:19
  but this just in, cops don't take accountability
• 1:39:21
  when they're wrong. A porch pirate. Jim Murray
• 1:39:26
  explains what happened. This woman is in shock.
• 1:39:29
  A cop is at her front door, accusing her of theft.
• 1:39:33
  You're going to stand by. You don't know why
• 1:39:34
  I'm here. I do know. Okay. He claims she's a
• 1:39:38
  porch pirate. Man! Who stole a packet. Nothing's
• 1:39:41
  got to be scarier than that. You got these cops.
• 1:39:43
  Cops over at your house. You're a hot -ass woman.
• 1:39:47
  They're trying to interrogate you. He's from
• 1:39:49
  a neighbor's house. He says he has photographic
• 1:39:52
  proof that she was driving in the area when the
• 1:39:54
  package was stolen. Maybe the flood cameras are
• 1:39:57
  not so good, then. We have cameras everywhere
• 1:39:59
  in that town. You can't get a breath of fresh
• 1:40:00
  air in our... These cops can flock off. ...out
• 1:40:04
  without us knowing. You were in town from 1152
• 1:40:08
  until 1209. Exactly. like i said no yeah that's
• 1:40:14
  not good but they know that exactly i know like
• 1:40:16
  it's hop and catch hit and run criminals again
• 1:40:19
  but that feels like for every two cases or seven
• 1:40:23
  bad cases thing gets in or out of the town without
• 1:40:25
  us knowing about the cop informs her he has ring
• 1:40:28
  camera video showing her stealing the package
• 1:40:31
  which was worth a grand total of 25 bucks i have
• 1:40:35
  you on camera okay you taking a package and walking
• 1:40:39
  away is there any reason why you would have done
• 1:40:41
  that nope The woman, Chrisanna Essler, a financial
• 1:40:44
  planner from Columbine Valley, Colorado, and
• 1:40:46
  her husband are thoroughly bewildered, but the
• 1:40:49
  officer is insistent. Yay! He's got a small penis.
• 1:40:55
  It is her. It is 100%. It is locked in. There
• 1:40:58
  is zero doubt. But there's just one problem.
• 1:41:01
  This woman, Chrisanna, is no porch pirate, and
• 1:41:03
  that video supposedly showing her stealing the
• 1:41:06
  package, it's not her. It's a case of mistaken
• 1:41:08
  identity. What a bunch of dumb pigs. It started
• 1:41:12
  with a flock camera like the one behind me reading
• 1:41:14
  the license plate of her truck, which was driving
• 1:41:17
  through the town. The package was taken. Your
• 1:41:23
  whole life could have been upended by a $25 package
• 1:41:27
  theft. Yes. Chrisanna says, man, she's looking
• 1:41:31
  like a snack on TV. It all could have been avoided
• 1:41:33
  because her own truck records video at all times.
• 1:41:37
  Whoa, that's good. I like that, baby. She offered
• 1:41:40
  to share it with the cop. We have cameras on
• 1:41:42
  our truck, so we can show you exactly where we
• 1:41:44
  were. You know the cop was starting to freak
• 1:41:48
  out a little bit. He wouldn't budge. Yeah, because
• 1:41:52
  he knows he's drunk. I can show you videos. No,
• 1:41:55
  you cannot. It was very upsetting. Two weeks
• 1:41:59
  later, she finally received an email from the
• 1:42:01
  chief of police dropping the charges. And here
• 1:42:05
  was the phone call. The cop actually called her.
• 1:42:10
  And said sorry for this inconvenience, you know
• 1:42:12
  what I mean? He called her, and he felt bad,
• 1:42:16
  and here was the cop saying sorry. After reviewing
• 1:42:24
  the evidence you have provided, nicely done by
• 1:42:27
  the way, we have voided the summons that was
• 1:42:29
  issued. That is passive -aggressive. Losers!
• 1:42:33
  This is why we don't like you cops. As for that
• 1:42:36
  ring camera video, Chrisanna finally saw it after
• 1:42:39
  it was posted on a neighborhood app. She says
• 1:42:41
  it's clearly not her. Yeah, cops are stupid.
• 1:42:44
  She was much younger. Her facial features were
• 1:42:47
  different. Uh, yeah. But what do the cops know?
• 1:42:54
  There you go. Bunch of morons. Man, do you guys
• 1:42:58
  just want us to hate you? Do you live for that?
• 1:43:01
  Is that what you want in the club? You're doing
• 1:43:03
  a good job. And then you'll see right wing pages
• 1:43:09
  share. Whatever. All right. What's going on in
• 1:43:15
  the world of radio? The ever -evolving world
• 1:43:19
  of radio. Uh, jeez, let's do this right now.
• 1:43:27
  Hey, y 'all. Hey, y 'all. Motherfuckers. I make
• 1:43:33
  killings. Fuckers. Y 'all. Static crackles. Hoppy
• 1:43:41
  on the air. Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't
• 1:43:43
  care. Airing out the class skeletons in pairs.
• 1:43:46
  DJ drama, he's the one who dares. Program directors
• 1:43:50
  scheming in the back. He's the voice that the
• 1:44:21
  FM fears. Mic in hand, cutting through veneers.
• 1:44:25
  Pulling cards, no regard, contest ring. This
• 1:44:53
  morning, a substitute teacher in Missouri who
• 1:44:56
  says she lost her job because of her account
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  on the adult content site OnlyFans says whoever
• 1:45:01
  turned her in did her a favor. We have... This
• 1:45:04
  is the woman on one of my favorite radio shows,
• 1:45:07
  on my homie Rizzuto on 105 .7 The Point in St.
• 1:45:09
  Louis. Made upwards of almost 25 grand since
• 1:45:14
  I got out of it. And it's been like a week and
• 1:45:15
  a half. Yes. Yeah, nice rocking body, huh? For
• 1:45:20
  two years, Sheena Sittner says she worked as
• 1:45:22
  a substitute teacher in suburban St. Louis, making
• 1:45:25
  about $125 a day. To make extra money, the 42
• 1:45:29
  -year -old mother of three says she and her husband
• 1:45:31
  posted adult videos on OnlyFans. That's how that
• 1:45:35
  worked. And here's Pat McAfee. I had an interview
• 1:45:38
  with the sports pope, okay, Mike Francesa, who
• 1:45:42
  I wish I had an impression of so I could talk
• 1:45:44
  the way he does in this particular exchange.
• 1:45:48
  But I asked him, hey, for a guy that's getting
• 1:45:49
  into the radio business, as a man who's been
• 1:45:51
  there, done that with everything, what are some
• 1:45:54
  recommendations? And his only answer to me was,
• 1:45:56
  don't listen to anybody. He said, people are
• 1:46:00
  going to try to change you. People are going
• 1:46:02
  to try to tell you what's right, what's wrong.
• 1:46:04
  Just don't listen to anybody. That's kind of
• 1:46:07
  what I do. Here's Mick McVeigh. Before we had
• 1:46:10
  all the technology we had today, I would stand
• 1:46:14
  in conferences like this and say, I can come
• 1:46:17
  into your market, play the exact same song you
• 1:46:20
  played one song later, give away more money than
• 1:46:23
  you, have more marketing than you, and beat you
• 1:46:26
  unless you have air talent I can't copy. And
• 1:46:31
  those talent, by the way, can be local or national.
• 1:46:34
  If they are connecting with your community, I
• 1:46:37
  can't copy them. And that's, you know, the frustration
• 1:46:42
  I have is seeing the human carnage. But by the
• 1:46:46
  same token, there are some amazing national talent
• 1:46:50
  and the technology exists today to localize those
• 1:46:54
  shows. There's my homie, Mike McGurk. I think
• 1:46:58
  we should have local shows. And here's Adam Carolla.
• 1:47:01
  As far as thinking, you know, you know, well,
• 1:47:05
  what would get me clicks? Maybe I should go in
• 1:47:08
  on Ben Shapiro and all that. I think if you think
• 1:47:11
  that way. I don't think anybody thinks that,
• 1:47:13
  dude. You're just trying to be MAGA. As a comedian
• 1:47:15
  or a commentator, you've already lost. You really
• 1:47:18
  have. It is, do you have something to say? And
• 1:47:22
  do people want to hear what you have to say?
• 1:47:25
  There you go. There's Adam Carolla. All right.
• 1:47:27
  It's time for Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem
• 1:47:30
  News, baby. From Winston -Salem, I'm talking
• 1:47:42
  clean. Carolina breeze in my daily routine. Got
• 1:47:46
  the draw when I roll through the lines. I got
• 1:48:15
  this right here. After a shooting just outside
• 1:48:42
  the Carolina Classic Fairgrounds. Man, I used
• 1:48:45
  to go to that with my nana. This happened Tuesday
• 1:48:47
  night. Winston -Salem police say they have arrested
• 1:48:49
  the suspect. This happened yesterday. What a
• 1:48:52
  thug. There's that. And there is this right here.
• 1:48:58
  Huntersville police say a woman wanted for a
• 1:49:00
  stabbing that happened earlier this week is now
• 1:49:02
  in police custody in Florida. Officials say Cassandra
• 1:49:05
  Rizzo was arrested by the Miami -Dade Sheriff's
• 1:49:07
  Office yesterday evening. She will be charged
• 1:49:10
  with assault with a deadly weapon with intent
• 1:49:12
  to kill. Huntersville officers also responded
• 1:49:14
  to Wendy Lee Lane. All right, there you go. Also
• 1:49:17
  happening in Florida, it's Orlando News. Okay,
• 1:50:27
  Stardust Racers at Universal's Epic Universe
• 1:50:29
  is making headlines again. There's a new lawsuit
• 1:50:31
  now that claims a child became unconscious while
• 1:50:34
  riding the roller coaster last year, and allegedly
• 1:50:36
  the child suffered blunt impact injuries. That's
• 1:50:39
  not good. I don't like those roller coasters.
• 1:50:41
  I've had to date people that, I mean, it was
• 1:50:43
  fun doing it because I got laid after, but man,
• 1:50:46
  I had to get all nauseous. That heat be making
• 1:50:51
  people act crazy. There's a new report out there
• 1:50:55
  that says Florida is actually one of the most
• 1:50:57
  dangerous states in the country. Have you seen
• 1:51:00
  the roads? Of course it is. And you got this
• 1:51:03
  stuff right here. This isn't exactly safe. I'm
• 1:51:07
  Keith Jones in Sanford, where FHP is holding
• 1:51:10
  a hiring event here at the Communications Center.
• 1:51:13
  So they're moving quickly here. Potentially,
• 1:51:15
  if you come in, you go through the interview.
• 1:51:17
  That's why we need more freaking time for Louisville
• 1:51:23
  on this. Then they throw that throwback in the
• 1:51:57
  place. Squirrel goes off to the world from town
• 1:52:02
  to bar. He speak his mind, let the chips all
• 1:52:05
  fall. When Hoppy say it, you can feel that wall.
• 1:52:08
  The man is now facing charges in connection with
• 1:52:25
  a puppy that was abused, Danielle Rose. This
• 1:52:28
  looks like a dirty, rotten thug. Look at him.
• 1:52:33
  Also known as Daquan Buckner, was indicted on
• 1:52:37
  charges of felony torture of a dog, tampering
• 1:52:39
  with physical evidence. I hope he burns and how
• 1:52:41
  the hell's going around. What's going on here
• 1:52:43
  with this loser? I understand that my mistake
• 1:52:45
  caused unnecessary attention and stress for that
• 1:52:51
  person and maybe even their family. I am sincerely
• 1:52:57
  sorry. No, you're sorry you got conked. Today,
• 1:53:01
  the apology. Metro Council Member Tammy Hawkins
• 1:53:03
  early on posted the wrong photo of the man involved
• 1:53:06
  in a road rage incident. Yay! You gotta be careful
• 1:53:09
  when you post things, but when you're a moron,
• 1:53:11
  you just think fast. Recorded by drivers, it's
• 1:53:13
  been the source of huge debate. in our community.
• 1:53:16
  Hello, everybody. So good to be with you on this
• 1:53:18
  Tuesday night. Our top story at 5, I'm Doug Proffitt.
• 1:53:21
  She posted the wrong man's photo in the immediate
• 1:53:24
  aftermath right on Facebook. Didn't LeBron do
• 1:53:26
  that one time? Our Ian Hardwick today also hears
• 1:53:29
  how the mother of the woman caught on video reflects
• 1:53:32
  back in light of new details released by Metro
• 1:53:35
  Police. Yeah, can you imagine you're getting
• 1:53:37
  accused of a crime? Oh, but if someone did it
• 1:53:38
  to her! Shut up. I take responsibility for sharing.
• 1:53:44
  Ah, it is. That photo. I think you should resign.
• 1:53:49
  Without having verified information. Yeah, you
• 1:53:53
  gotta verify it. Councilwoman Tammy Hawkins apologized
• 1:53:57
  for sharing a false picture on Facebook. I am
• 1:54:00
  sincerely sorry. She thought it was the man riding
• 1:54:05
  the motorcycle circled on the right side of your
• 1:54:08
  screen. It's such a clear image. How could you
• 1:54:10
  not tell? Looks like it's out of a potato. But
• 1:54:16
  it wasn't. Last Wednesday on Preston Highway
• 1:54:19
  near Grade Lane, the older man on a bike passes
• 1:54:21
  close by a young woman in a car. Security video
• 1:54:24
  shows the man went up to her car after he stopped,
• 1:54:27
  goes back toward his bike, then Taniya Stanford
• 1:54:30
  steps out. Ah, geez, here comes the fighting.
• 1:54:39
  She swung for him, then the man took this foam
• 1:54:41
  -covered steering wheel cable lock and kept hitting
• 1:54:44
  Stanford with it. What the hell is going on in
• 1:54:46
  Kentucky? Everyone loses their mind. Her mom,
• 1:54:51
  Kendria Sewell, was outraged and previously joined
• 1:54:54
  Hawkins and Councilwoman Betsy Rui in calls for
• 1:54:57
  the man's arrest. Alright, a lot of people go,
• 1:54:59
  why does everyone make fun of Kentucky because
• 1:55:01
  of stories like that? You're all a bunch of morons.
• 1:55:04
  Alright, time for Rochester News. He speaks his
• 1:55:23
  mind. Happy Halloween. All right, let's get to
• 1:55:57
  this right now. We got four minutes left in the
• 1:55:58
  Fresno feed. Oh, yeah. I am sick and tired of
• 1:56:03
  defending this. There needs to be a separation
• 1:56:06
  between Kratom and the door of the counter. Because
• 1:56:12
  people think that if it's Kratom, that all of
• 1:56:15
  it's 70H, which is incorrect. And then the news
• 1:56:17
  does these clickbait headlines. The corner store
• 1:56:22
  opioid. Oh, yeah. Every freaking boomer announcer
• 1:56:26
  has. Oh, the. the 7 -0 -H's, but the drinks are
• 1:56:34
  not. They're just seltzers. That's what the Wayne
• 1:56:36
  County Sheriff's Office is calling this. Let's
• 1:56:38
  make sure we separate that. The drug that's out
• 1:56:41
  there is not a drug like the plant. You might
• 1:56:43
  see it. It's called 7 -0 -H, a drug commonly
• 1:56:46
  sold at gas stations. Alright, there you go.
• 1:56:49
  Freaking losers. Everyone thinks all Kratom's
• 1:56:54
  like that. Alright, let's do Cleveland now. We
• 1:56:57
  got three minutes left. Steel mills choppy. City
• 1:57:17
  on the Cuyahoga. Hearts heavy, never sloppy.
• 1:57:19
  Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't concrete
• 1:57:21
  jungle. Potholes where dreams collapse. Downtown
• 1:57:25
  echoes the cabs and faded cabs past the preaching
• 1:57:28
  hustle. Corner kids trading maps where the vibe's
• 1:57:31
  Midwest, but the struggle overlaps. Cleveland
• 1:57:33
  news. Sugar, no drop. Be on the mic still. City
• 1:57:48
  troops lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline.
• 1:57:51
  No time to spare. Opinions heavy as the lake,
• 1:57:53
  but he don't care. Stay static. Humming the beakers.
• 1:57:59
  Hitting with Echoing the youth, uncut, unpolished.
• 1:58:04
  Cleveland's the proof, Hoppy's lens. Just grind
• 1:58:08
  every segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From
• 1:58:11
  the father, done, refined. We got one minute
• 1:58:24
  left. Let's see what's going on right here. We
• 1:58:34
  got like literally a minute left in Fresno. She
• 1:58:41
  trusted him. He abused her. A soccer coach convicted
• 1:58:45
  of sexual battery will go to prison for three
• 1:58:48
  and a half years. That's absolutely nothing.
• 1:58:52
  We're about to end the show, and we're going
• 1:58:54
  to end it on an atomic bomb. And the thing is,
• 1:58:58
  that pedophile that I did that should be included
• 1:59:02
  in the atomic bomb. You know? Just go like this.
• 1:59:18
  One more time. This is what I sound like when
• 1:59:19
  I climax. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. Bye. See you later.
• 1:59:27
  All right. That's the end of the Fresno feed
• 1:59:29
  there. What's going on here? Cleveland police
• 1:59:34
  made an arrest in connection to a deadly shooting
• 1:59:36
  at an auto zone over the... Man, you can't even
• 1:59:39
  go to auto zone without something happening.
• 1:59:43
  Weekend, as our Aaron Sullivan reports, that
• 1:59:46
  isn't the only crime the suspect's accused of.
• 1:59:49
  A 31 -year -old laser right there. And then here
• 1:59:51
  we got this, the final rise of the show. They
• 1:59:55
  are a controversial topic, flock cameras. They've
• 1:59:58
  been the subject of protests all around the country,
• 2:00:01
  including here in Northeast Ohio this week. Now,
• 2:00:04
  despite protests and serious privacy concerns,
• 2:00:06
  Akron police say this technology just helped
• 2:00:09
  them catch a suspected killer. Like I said, we
• 2:00:12
  had two headlines a week about how bad they are,
• 2:00:15
  and then one good headline kind of described
• 2:00:17
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• 2:00:19
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  -N, Hank show. And check it out on his podcast.
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  Like, they are different. Believe me. We are.
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  Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have
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  known me as Hammer Hank. I was labeled as slow
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  when I started school. Come to find out at the
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  age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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  no need, no different than you. Laugh and learn.
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  To get an education, join the workforce. Coasters,
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  yard signs, whatever the hell this party got.
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  Your favorite San Francisco DJ, eh? Flippin'
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  to the wrong, cause them niggas got their own
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  shit. Me and Weezy call it playing check, cause
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  I ain't never give elections. Scheduling million
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  dollar meetings with the president. Someone cut
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  the lights on with Miss Edison. Got a new condo,
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  watch me as I settle in. I deserve an MTVO for
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  me and my people. And if I don't switch, it's
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  sweet for me now. Weezy told me just write every
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  single thing you need down. Then it can be now.
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  Because a nigga's thick, baggy tight Hate to
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  say they tryin' to get their swagger right Cause
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  I hate that you should do Then you should go
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  and get a blue slew At like the end of a pool
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  cue But ATF ain't seein' no bad Hate to see them
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  so stockin' Twenty thousand to be anywhere They
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  ass like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But y
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  'all need shit about me And know the game really
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  ain't shit without me But I dickin' down free
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  Wanna know if it's the hood or you I turn than
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  you On Snow Riot I'll be wider than a canyon
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  line