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What Exactly Do People In The Emergency Exits Of A Plane Do? · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Justin, let's bang out some talkbacks.
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  Speaker 2: All right, what's going on in talkback land? Remember you
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, it's the mayor of the South Bend.
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  Speaker 4: Happy Monday. I have big news on one of my
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  Speaker 4: favorite all time singers.
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  Speaker 2: So happy all the time. Really, I notice that no
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  Speaker 2: matter what, he's happy.
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  Speaker 4: George Michael The Faith Tour is going to be a
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  Speaker 4: theatrical film coming out this year. It's going to be
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  Speaker 4: concert footage of his concert in Paris, and it's going
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  Speaker 4: to be accompanied by an eighteen track new live album.
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  Speaker 4: So can we have a little faith today and play
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  Speaker 4: some George?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love George Michael.
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  Speaker 1: How are we getting a new album?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a it's a live performance way back when.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he said, right, and I have some second
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  Speaker 2: guessing it.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody ended by saying and a new album?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, well rip George could yeah here you go, man.
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  Speaker 7: Go.
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  Speaker 3: Because I gotta have to. He's so great.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good looking fella.
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  Speaker 3: He was so great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Rip George Michael.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, Happy Monday.
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  Speaker 8: It is Lucy.
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  Speaker 6: I have been a fan of Riley Green for a
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  Speaker 6: very long time.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 8: I have a wide range of music that I listened to,
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  Speaker 8: and he is just a cutey patuity.
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  Speaker 9: But having said that, he is not the quad God
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  Speaker 9: that Justin is.
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  Speaker 3: So Justin, you hold that award.
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  Speaker 8: You are the quad God.
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  Speaker 7: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you blow Riley Green away. I haven't seen his legs,
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  Speaker 10: so they're not as good as yours. Really, I don't
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  Speaker 10: think he's as balanced.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he strikes me as one of those guys the legs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he hits the gym but ignores the legs. He's
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  Speaker 1: just like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I hate that.
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  Speaker 3: You got to be balanced.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're neglecting half your body because it hurts. I
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  Speaker 2: told you, if you go to the gym and you
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  Speaker 2: work out, I will judge your character based on your
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  Speaker 2: leg development because it hurts, and.
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  Speaker 1: These legs are what's carrying you.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Interestingly, enough about legs, okay, and specifically my legs. The
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  Speaker 2: one person who I want to impress with my muscle
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  Speaker 2: and my legs or my whole body, but mainly my
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  Speaker 2: leg is my wife, who doesn't care one bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh could care less.
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  Speaker 5: Well, what do you do walk around the house dropping trow?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I have got a new vein.
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  Speaker 2: I mean she sees me drop trow all the time,
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  Speaker 2: but she never she just doesn't care. She just loves
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  Speaker 2: me for me. That's she loved me when I was
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  Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty pounds, you know. Yeah, so I'll
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  Speaker 2: show her. I'll be like, oh, you know, doesn't care.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, think about that minute you were three hundred and
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  Speaker 5: fifty pounds and she adored you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, now she could care less.
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  Speaker 2: No, she's happy for me. She's happy that I lost
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  Speaker 2: the weight and that, you know, I'm proud of the
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  Speaker 2: you know, developments that I've made. But really she doesn't care.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't care about my muscles and my legs.
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  Speaker 5: Well, a lot of women, you know, aren't really obsessed
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  Speaker 5: with you know, like extreme muscle.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we had Jay Cutler in one of the best,
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  Speaker 2: the best bodybuilders of all time. Great dude, and you
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  Speaker 2: asked him, you said, the girls like this. He said, no,
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  Speaker 2: but it doesn't care they don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: He's doing it for himself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly so much like you. Thank you for
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  Speaker 2: that compliment. By the way, today's Monday, May eleventh. It's
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  Speaker 2: a big day for me. The pool is opening. Oh boy,
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  Speaker 2: at least I know your pool is open. Flash down, yep,
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  Speaker 2: I got they. I got my guy, Bob coming. He's
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  Speaker 2: my pool guy. He's coming at noon to open the pool.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this is good.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to.
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  Speaker 2: Bob, who, by the way, I found on the Salem
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  Speaker 2: Facebook page. That's a hot tip for homeowners. Okay, check
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  Speaker 2: your local Facebook page for people that can help with
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  Speaker 2: the meaning to do that. It's a hot tip. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you can. Here's the thing. You can google things
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  Speaker 2: right to try to find whatever it is you need. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, they pay money so they can be at
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  Speaker 2: the top of the Google search. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people that kind of work for themselves on Facebook pages
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  Speaker 2: town groups, and you get recommendations and people comment and
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  Speaker 2: like they'll say, oh, this person's good and they're not good.
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  Speaker 2: It's a hot tip.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to Bob. He'll be there today to open
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  Speaker 2: the pool. I mean it won't be swimmable for about
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  Speaker 2: a month. It's so cold.
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  Speaker 3: I know. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's warm. Weather's nowhere near us.
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  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: It's still winter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, new reality at my son's baseball games in
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  Speaker 2: a winter jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, make it make sense.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Monday.
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  Speaker 5: This is Kim.
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  Speaker 11: Hey Bill, did you watch you for you last night?
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  Speaker 11: Those scenes with Sidney Sweeney on only fans could rub
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  Speaker 11: me the wrong way?
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  Speaker 3: But that's another story.
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  Speaker 11: Gave me an idea I'm thinking of starting and only
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  Speaker 11: fans for my sausage toes. People will pay for me
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  Speaker 11: to put to cover them, to put socks on. I
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  Speaker 11: could do ankle socks, knee socks, lacey socks, plate socks
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  Speaker 11: for those athletic enthusiasts. It's it's endless. But I'm just
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  Speaker 11: trying to figure out how to get a foot in
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  Speaker 11: the door.
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  Speaker 1: Anyhop.
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  Speaker 5: You know, we love Kim, but it seems like her
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  Speaker 5: toes must be extraordinarily fat because it's her identity.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody saw him.
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  Speaker 3: We did.
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  Speaker 10: She was at my mind tasting for ninety plus sellars
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  Speaker 10: last summer. Yeah, she had shoes, they were fine.
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  Speaker 1: Was she wearing open toes?
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  Speaker 5: She was?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Were they sausage like?
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  Speaker 10: I mean maybe a little bit, but they didn't seem
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  Speaker 10: that bad. Okay, yeah, I mean I think she's you know,
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  Speaker 10: selling herself.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I would have watched.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the new episodes come out on Sundays, but we
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  Speaker 5: were watching the Kevin.
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  Speaker 1: Hart Roast, all right, so you didn't watch Lost.
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  Speaker 5: Watching it today, it's one of those shows I watch
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  Speaker 5: alone because Michell would think it's kind of creepy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, well, they're not in high school anymore. I know,
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  Speaker 2: they've grown up.
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  Speaker 5: You got Sydney Sweeney wearing a diaper, Okay, some guy
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  Speaker 5: humping her from behind and she's in a diaper with
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  Speaker 5: a binkie. Like it's like, what that's just if that's
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  Speaker 5: not interesting, she's just it's what happened to her career.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, that's that's how she started. You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: give it to her though. She she turned into this
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  Speaker 2: huge movie star. But she went back and they asked
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  Speaker 2: her to do these you know, dirty things, and she
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  Speaker 2: did them.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't have to, I know, but by the time
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  Speaker 5: she hit this current season view four, you would think
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  Speaker 5: she would have graduated from that.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's like it's like bizarre levels of creep.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, I was reading that she told the writers of
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  Speaker 2: Euphoria on this season to make her dirtier than ever.
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  Speaker 1: She requested that.
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  Speaker 2: That's I don't know if that's true, but that's what
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  Speaker 2: I read.
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  Speaker 5: She took a beating to it. I told you the
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  Speaker 5: after the wedding beat down for Jacob a Lordie Home.
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  Speaker 2: That was last week's episode, right, Yeah, just one.
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  Speaker 1: Of the coolest beatdowns I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll have to check it out.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you so the beatdown?
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  Speaker 1: He loves it. You watched them over and over.
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  Speaker 5: It was just this whole you know, the pretty boy
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  Speaker 5: thing in This guy just decimated him.
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  Speaker 2: Bill's a sick individual. There's a scene at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the movie Casino where Joe Peshi and his brother
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  Speaker 2: get beat with bats. Okay, so I watched it when
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  Speaker 2: I was a kid and it didn't really affect me.
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  Speaker 2: But I watched it recently and it really kind of
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  Speaker 2: when you have kids, it changes how you watch things.
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  Speaker 2: So I pulled it up with Bill and I kind
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  Speaker 2: of cover my eyes that's how brutal it was. And
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  Speaker 2: he's like laughing.
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  Speaker 1: This is the greatest classic American scene.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's great. I mean, it's a great scene, but
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  Speaker 2: tough to watch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, incredible news.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for real.
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  Speaker 3: Sick headlines, refreshing news, Lisa on Kids One Who All right?
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  Speaker 2: Mondays are always fun for really fake headlines because a
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  Speaker 2: lot happens over the weekend. But can you spot the
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  Speaker 2: fake headline? That's the name of this game that we
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  Speaker 2: do every morning at this time eight twenty on the
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  Speaker 2: Billion Lisa Show. First headline, Billy and Lisa, listen closely.
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  Speaker 2: Gas thieves are drilling into vehicle tanks and stealing fuel.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a real or a fake headline?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have to really drill into a tang case?
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  Speaker 1: What I was wondering?
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  Speaker 2: You could just get a hose and right, but don't
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  Speaker 2: you have to use your mouth to I've never done it,
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  Speaker 2: but you kind of use your mouth to to to
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  Speaker 2: get the circle and pause? Really fake?
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  Speaker 3: Don't gas tank things lock now so you can't really
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  Speaker 3: open them.
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  Speaker 1: Some do, some don't.
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  Speaker 2: Some of you can push and they open.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Really, Okay, I don't know. This sounds a little
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  Speaker 1: too obvious to me. I think justin made it up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you guys going fit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll go fake.
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  Speaker 1: On the board.
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  Speaker 2: Baby, gas thieves are drilling into vehicle tanks, leaving some
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  Speaker 2: drivers with repair bills far higher than the value of
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  Speaker 2: their fuel stolen. You know, gas prices are high, so
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  Speaker 2: this kind of makes sense.
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  Speaker 12: You have stole five gallons of gas times five, that's
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  Speaker 12: twenty five dollars.
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  Speaker 1: But in reality that costs me twenty five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: This neighbor here.
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  Speaker 6: And these neighbors here, we're thinking about getting cameras.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you know that's a that's an added costs on
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  Speaker 1: the smaller stuff.
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  Speaker 13: It's upwards of fifteen dollars just for the tank, and
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  Speaker 13: labor alone is not cheap either. Keep following the manufacturer
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  Speaker 13: recommended specifications for what they can put in for fuel,
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  Speaker 13: and keep just driving. Stay away from high crime areas.
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  Speaker 13: That's really about the best you can do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So they're drilling into it must be from the bottom,
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  Speaker 2: so it just leaks out into If it wouldn't that.
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  Speaker 1: Cause a spark which would ignite the fuel.
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  Speaker 2: Good question, Bell, I'm not sure if anybody knows the
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  Speaker 2: answer to that. You can always hit the talk back
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  Speaker 2: there you go. I don't know. Gas yesterday was like
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  Speaker 2: five dollars a gallon. I know, what's that gonna end?
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  Speaker 1: Not anytime soon. Crazy? All right.
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  Speaker 2: Next headline here, woman one hundred and one years old
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  Speaker 2: finds the perfect man ninety nine years old on dating website.
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  Speaker 2: Real or fake?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go real. Okay, we'll go he's not going
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  Speaker 1: to make up to row.
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  Speaker 3: We'll go real. Well he didn't make up, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was.
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  Speaker 2: A real story. Oh boy, you guys going fake on
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  Speaker 2: this or real?
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  Speaker 1: Leave this one up to you.
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  Speaker 3: Listen now again, Hm, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Real, going real? Yeah all right for two. God, you
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  Speaker 2: guys are rusty. It was a tough weekend, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: So wow.
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  Speaker 2: You know what goes a little bit to uh to
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  Speaker 2: comfortable to being stretched?
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  Speaker 1: Well, very limber, last, very limber, thanks to Jenna.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, okay. Next headline here, guy who pooped
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  Speaker 2: diamonds will now be his own lawyer. That's what the
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  Speaker 2: headline reads, Is it real or fake? Guy who pooped
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  Speaker 2: diamonds will now be his own lawyer?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so you had to consume the diamonds and then
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  Speaker 5: pass them?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Real saying real?
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  Speaker 7: Ye?
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  Speaker 2: All right, what do you know?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: So this thief, his name is Jaython Gilder. He pooped
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  Speaker 2: diamonds after asking, am I going to be charged with
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  Speaker 2: what's in my stomach? So basically he swallowed the diamonds
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  Speaker 2: because he didn't want to get arrested because he stole them.
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  Speaker 2: But now he's being charged and tried in court, and
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  Speaker 2: now he's going to be his own lawyer. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 2: this was the original video. If you might, you might remember.
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  Speaker 10: Open your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: You're not opening your mouth. You're about to get plas.
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  Speaker 1: You better open your mouth. I haven't opened it up.
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  Speaker 1: And he start chewing, and.
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  Speaker 2: So he swallowed ready for this seven hundred and seventy
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars worth of diamonds. Imagine that. Yeah, they often
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  Speaker 2: him a plea deale and Cody said, no, he's going
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  Speaker 2: to represent himself at trial. That never goes well, No, no,
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  Speaker 2: never never never bet.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't go well when they were coming out either.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, there was probably some some cutting. It's awful, I think, so,
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  Speaker 2: oh god, all right, last one here, Lisa teas this one.
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  Speaker 2: Is it real or fake? Is the question? Kentucky woman
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  Speaker 2: arrested for giving toddler a tattoo.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go reel on this one because it's Kentucky.
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  Speaker 1: It's Kentucky.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes the state gives it away, right, Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I should have left that out. I should have left
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  Speaker 2: that out. Wow. Yeah, this loser in Kentucky. Her name
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  Speaker 2: is Brooke McDaniel. She was arrested and charged with child
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  Speaker 2: abuse after allegedly giving her twenty two month old son
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  Speaker 2: a tattoo at home.
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  Speaker 9: Let's go to the news report Derek County. A woman
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  Speaker 9: is in custody after authority say she gave a toddler
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  Speaker 9: a party dot tattoo. According to an arrest citation in Kentucky,
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  Speaker 9: State Police responded to child abuse complaint in the Monticello home.
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  Speaker 9: The citation states that KSP made contact with twenty seven
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  Speaker 9: year old Brooke McDaniel, who told troopers she was tattooing
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  Speaker 9: her leg and the child walked up to her and
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  Speaker 9: stuck his arm in the way of her tattoo. Gun
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  Speaker 9: A document ads troopers observed a black dot tattoo on
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  Speaker 9: his right forearm with redness surrounding the area.
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  Speaker 2: Are you buying that story?
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  Speaker 5: Not buying it?
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  Speaker 2: He just walked in. The twenty two month old just
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  Speaker 2: walked and put his arm out.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to jails for sure. So I have
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  Speaker 2: a tattoo of a mushroom on my ankle. So when
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  Speaker 2: I was thirteen, that put me into like a you know,
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  Speaker 2: kind of a drug program. And she said, please justin.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do anything to complete the ninety days. Please just
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  Speaker 2: do anything you want ninety days. So I completed the
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  Speaker 2: whole program, and when I walked out, she goes, what
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  Speaker 2: do you want? And I said a tattoo. And she
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  Speaker 2: didn't know what to say. And I go, we can
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  Speaker 2: go to New Hampshire. You signed the document you have
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  Speaker 2: to sign, you know, a piece of paper. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 2: so they she drove me. She followed through. She drove
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  Speaker 2: me to New Hampshire and I got a magic mushroom
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  Speaker 2: on my ankle.
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  Speaker 1: It's still there, and now it's your biggest regret.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll keep that one. All my other stupid ones.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get removed one day. Oh but the mushroom's nice.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little like it's a magic mushroom. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of cute.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it's cute.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was something you wanted to get rid
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  Speaker 1: of for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like any of my tattoos. I want them
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  Speaker 2: all gone. But the little one in the ankle is
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  Speaker 2: kind of nice. Okay, Yeah, my mother gets upset when
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  Speaker 2: I bring it. When I bring it up, she was
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  Speaker 2: just Hey, she kept her word.
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  Speaker 1: She did, Yeah, she did.
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  Speaker 8: Please please give me these tickets. Please give me a
• 15:30
  Speaker 8: chance to go to this tour and see my favorite
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: artist live.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: That's a big show, big show, Olivia Rodrigo. She was
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: great on Saturday Night Live, says a week ago. That
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: was a great episode. Speaking of which, Saturday Night Live.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: The other night, Matt Damon was the guest host, and
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: he started with a Mother's Day message and.
• 15:52
  Speaker 15: Hey, there it's me Matt Damon. I bet you thought
• 15:56
  Speaker 15: your kid forgot to get you a Mother's Day gift. No,
• 16:00
  Speaker 15: this is your gift, a personal message for me. But wait,
• 16:05
  Speaker 15: I'm confused. Your kid asked me to make a video
• 16:09
  Speaker 15: for their mom, but you're their sister, right, shut up?
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: No word?
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: But you don't look a day over. You're kidding me.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I would have guessed, like twenty eight, twenty nine?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: How old am I? Old enough to know what I'm doing?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Young enough to do it?
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I anticipated this episode so much.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I couldn't wait.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: You had Matt Damon as the guest host, you had
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: no Econ as the musical guest.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Both of them are from New England.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: It's like the previous week, much funnier with Olivia Rodrigo.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought the monologue could have been better. Yes,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: the skits were okay, there were some funny ones, but again, Noacan,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: why wasn't he in a skit?
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: It could have been his decision, right, We don't know
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: the story behind the story.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I just assumed he would be in the skits. You
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: know Matt Damon both from the area. And by the way,
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Noah Khan is funny, right.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: How do they not to a Boston sketch.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, England.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Noah Khan was the musical guest and he did perform
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: two songs. He did the song Doors, but he also
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: did The Great Divide. He gets very emotional when he performs,
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: you know, and think about it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I mean the Great Divide.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: How many times he performed it live and he still
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: manages to get emotional. Yeah, he's very connected to the
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: music and very connected to his fans.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: And I would like that about him. Four sold out
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: shows at Fenway, I think that says it all. It's
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: a record breaker, right, Yeah.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: You know what else was a record breaker?
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Shane Gillis in the TV Garden three nights, fifty one
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: thousand people in the TV Garden over the weekend for
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Shane Gillis, and then he hopped a private I'm assuming
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: a private jet because he had to get to LA
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: for the Kevin Hart Rose last night on Netflix. Just
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: the Netflix shut Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, they definitely said for him, got it.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I feel like everybody was at the Shane Gillis show. Everybody.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I'd work at FAM all this weekend watching all the
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: clips of it, and Bobby Kelly.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Was the opener, our buddy.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's so funny you.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Reached out to Bobby. We're hoping to hear from him
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: this morning. I get it. He's probably tired on this show.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's huge, he's probably tired. I did text them,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: and he read the text and he started to text
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: back because the bubbles popped up and then nothing.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, Bobby.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: By the way, last night, Kevin Hart just getting warmed
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: up as Tom Brady came from behind the curtain.
• 18:39
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be way
• 18:41
  Speaker 16: better than the Tom Brady votes, way better.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Do you ever shut up? Have you even left the forum?
• 18:50
  Speaker 16: Or have you just been here screaming into that mic
• 18:53
  Speaker 16: the last two years waiting for daddy to come home. Well,
• 18:58
  Speaker 16: unlike your real dad, I actually showed up. I do
• 19:04
  Speaker 16: have a few words for you before I returned to
• 19:06
  Speaker 16: my affairs in Las Vegas. Oh wait, I'm not supposed
• 19:12
  Speaker 16: to talk about affairs in Vegas.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I think I broke another rule. Yeah, that was a
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: slip up in Vegas.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: We covered that in this show.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then the car crash.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that all came down in one night. He cheated
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: car crash d U. I but he's still with his wife.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yep, and they kept referring to her too well, Brady did.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: The roasters included, uh well, Pete Davidson, Chelsea Handler, the Rock, Lizzo,
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Jeff Ross, Sheryl Underwood, and I thought Draymond Green was
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: one of the best roasters. Here's a clip right here.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I never have and never will smash Chelsea having I'm
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Draymond Green. I don't hit threes. No, she took a
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: lot of a lot of hits. Chelsea him, Well, she's kind.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Of asking for She's sitting there and everything just kind
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: of busting there. Oh man, what size are those.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: The breasts?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? They were.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Hey. American Idol, the finale is tonight. I didn't see
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: that coming whole season.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: People excited about this, so I think so more than
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Uh so, a winner is going to be crowned tonight
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: and some of the special performers, Nelly is going to
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: perform tonight. En Vogue wasn't in Vogue here as part
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: of the New Kids tour or did I make that up?
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I mean with Sultan Pepper maybe No.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I think in Vogue too, Yeah, I think the gastly
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: not about this.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Also performing on the American Idol finale tonight, the biggest
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: episode of the season.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Otley Crew, There we go and the gin Blossoms. Where
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: did they find? Like, how do you begin the search? Like, hey,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Jelly gin Blossoms. Yeah, oh yeah, Jesse.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Huge nineties band man. And Jason Moras too.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: They got Jason will be there.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I know that he used to come into the show
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure Billy loved Jason Moras.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: So you can have one song and survived several years,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: like decades, Oh, maraz Jason Moran had several songs. Yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: like what was his big hit?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: The Remedy was one right, lucky, I'm yours?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: This was nice. That's the gin Blossoms.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That and he had the Remedy.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: That's a jam that's the big one.
• 22:02
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: He did our Kis concert, didn't he?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, he has God. That song brings me, brings me
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: back to a time in my life. I was not
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: doing well and it was on MTV the video every
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: single day. I just when I think about it, I
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: remember like being like laying on a couch like miserable
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: and sick and that song being honest.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Wow, He's going to be in Boston on June six,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: at the Box Center.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: He's coming.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's a Saturday night show.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I have to learn I would go to that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Just keep my thoughts to myself.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I would go to that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: So now he's coming to Boston June and he's coming
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: to my buddy Ernie Box Place. Yes, I have to
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: learn to shut my mouth. Let's go.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: What's what's the date on that?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: It's June sixth, It's a Saturday night.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: There we go morning show field trip on the Box Center.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Will be treated nicely there. Oh, he has the private
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: put us in the royal boxes up there in the
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: that'd be a I'm going to see Kid Cuddy Friday
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: night of June fifth. It's a big concert, a big concert.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, doubling down.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm in all right, let's do it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Devil, Where's prouduct To won the box office again this weekend.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: The Mortal Kombat two came in second, and Riley Green
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: is going to be a coach on the thirtieth season
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: of The Voice, joining Kelly Clarkson and Adam Levine.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Adam's got that new face.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: That's good. I think I think Riley Green will be great.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Well, Kelly's excited to have him Riley Green.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: This is Kelly Clarkson.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I'm super stoked to coach alongside you. Welcome to the Voice.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: A stoked never I.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Heard you're going to be a coach because I actually
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: am a super fan of your music.
• 23:42
  Speaker 14: Man, you're so good.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: But needless to say faninal it's a competition.
• 23:47
  Speaker 14: So I as a future friend, I say you something, look,
• 23:49
  Speaker 14: gift something while you're on on the road doing shows
• 23:53
  Speaker 14: and getting your head in the game for the Voice
• 23:55
  Speaker 14: coming up, because I think you're gonna need the practice.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: He's a star now he's the Yellowstone spin off Marshals.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yep, he's diversifying.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I guess he is.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: So when he first popped, it was you know, he
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: was very hot, right, That was the big take on
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: on Riley Green.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Is he still Yeah?
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: He is?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's like his sort of thing.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Being hot.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I think his music is his thing too.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: It is, but there's also the fact that he's super hot.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Shakira going to be the Voice of the World Cup.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: She's been tapped to do the World Cup anthem and
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: also announced as some of the opening performers. They've got
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Katy Perry in Los Angeles although she has a lot
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: of hits.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Katy Perry is you know what I mean.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: The Toronto lineup includes Alessiakara, Alanis Morrissett, and Michael Boublay.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Oh Bubla, Yeah nice, that's another Billy favorite.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: And Miley Cyrus.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Gets her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I would have thought she would have already had a.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Star on the Hollywood Work of Fame.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, you're really covering all bases today.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: You got to touch them all? Really, you want to
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: kick off people's weeks, you know.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Do you pay for the star?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 25:09
  Speaker 14: You do.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Anybody can get a star on the Walk of Fame.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Somebody has the money and they want to donate the
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: money and give you a store. You get a store.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I went to the Walk of Fame once with my wife,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: the only time I've been. Well, I was born in California,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: but we went back and so we were down there
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: in Hollywood looking at the stars, and then we saw Elmo. Right,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: so my wife goes, oh my god, I want to
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: get a picture with Elmo.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: So we waving Elmo or Elmo was walking.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Around, Elma was walking around at the Walk of Fame.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: So I went over to him. I say, connect, my wife,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: take a picture with you. He shook, shook his head,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: took the picture, and then we walked away and he goes,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: excuse me, it's ten dollars. And then I was like, well,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I don't have any cat ten dollars. Would not let
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: me leave. I got punked by Alma.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: So it's just a random guy in a Almo. That's
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: what they connection today, Elmo friends.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: It's a rough part of town. I'll bet we're the Hollywood.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Walk of Famous.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, we're brought you out the ninety nine restaurants.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Now at the ninety nine restaurant, kids eat free the
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: day after the Red Sox win.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think they won.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, Trevor Story had an awful error. I mean I
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: would have thought it was a little leak.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had one of those before too, when he
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: threw the ball into the stands. Anyway, you get a
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: free kids meal with every adult entre purchased.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: It's a win win.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: The ninety nine restaurant the official family restaurant of the
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Boston Red Sox, and there you go.
• 26:34
  Speaker 17: Next guest is a Grammy Award winning the singer and
• 26:36
  Speaker 17: the songwriter whose forthcoming album is entitled Love Is a
• 26:40
  Speaker 17: Four Letter Word. Please welcome back to the program, Jason
• 26:44
  Speaker 17: Raz from.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: The Planet Fitness Kiss one o eight Studios. We're back
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: with the Villy and Lisa in the morning.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: So my wife, Michelle and I were watching the news
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: last night and there were kind of a couple of
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: airline news stories. You have a buzz, right, because you've
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: got the flight of seventeen Americans.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Flying to Nebraska from the cruise line that.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Had the virus outbreak, the rat virus outbreak. So that's
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: an airline story, right. They landed in Nebraska this morning
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: and they're being quarantined now. So there's one story. And
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: the other story that was in the news was the
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: guy that climbed the fence and was walking across the
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: runway and got hit by a passenger jet frontierline sucked
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: up into the turbine. So now we're thinking airlines, right.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: We're sitting there watching the news, two airline related stories
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: in a row, and my wife turns to me and
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: she says, hey, you know how we always when we fly,
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: we tend to get extra leg room if it's available,
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: and very often the extra leg room puts us in
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: the emergency row, okay, And I always.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Fly next to the window. That's where I like to be.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I like to look down as we're taking off.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: So that means that I am the immediate person connected
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: to the emergency door. And it's a big thing because
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: before the plane takes off, the flight attendant, it's their job.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: They have to come over and get a verbal response
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: from you.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: They'll say, just need to ask you are you ready
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: and willing to assist passengers in the case.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Of an emergency?
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: And of course you say yes, right, And all of
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: a sudden right, because Michelle said, what does that mean?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Like does that mean? I always thought it was?
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Am I ready to open the door in the case
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: of emergency? And then the inflatable slide goes out, right,
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: and then off you go. But we're wondering, are they
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: actually expecting me to help passengers off the plane while
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: it's on fire.
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: That's a good question because that seat generally you pay
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: for so, right, and then they asked for money, right,
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: So they ask you these questions like are you prepared
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: to do this?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: And of course you say yes because you don't want
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: your seat to be moved.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: But are they asking you if you're prepared to die?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I have an answer here if you like it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: What's the answer?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Bill? Okay? Passenger seated and emergency exit rows are required
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: by federal regulations to assist flight crews during an evacuation.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: By accepting these seats, you agree to perform specific physical
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: duties what help guide other passengers to safety?
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Now okay, hold on, now you need to picture this.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: How are they going to police that if you don't.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: We're in a row where I'm at the window, Michelle
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: is to my right, and then there's another passenger to
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: her right, so there are three of us when and
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: if I open the door, which I'm perfectly willing to.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, but that's it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: We well where in the way of passengers desperate to
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: get off the burning plane?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Right? So it makes no sense to me because there's.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: No way on God's Earth that I've volunteered to remain
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: on the plane with the flames going for the entire fuselage.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: That's not what I agreed to.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: First of all, I paid extra, So they're saying I'm
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: paying extra to risk my life for those I've never
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: met in my whole life.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Basically, Well, Lisa he did agree to do that. When
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: you say yes verbally, by the way, I.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Thought it meant open the door. Now I'm always looking
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: every time I get on board. I read the thing
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: against it, okay, and that lever needs to come down
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: and that one needs to come across.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: So I know how to open the door. Okay. But
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I want to tell everybody, Okay, if you happen to
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: be on board a flight.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: With me and I'm in the emergency row, yes, I'm
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: very capable of opening the door. I think I'll be
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: one of the best door openers ever. Right, I'm prepared
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: to open the door, but you need to know in advance.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: I'm the first one off that plane. I might let
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: my wife go first. It depends on the moment.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no assisting for Bill.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Bill's going down the slide.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: First.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: I'll probably grab Michelle's arm and we'll both slide down together,
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: and then we're just running for our lives.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I'm never looking back.
• 31:14
  Speaker 10: Because Billy thinks that he's like getting out of your way,
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: so he's doing you a favor.
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: In Africa, he left his wife behind. There was an
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: animal possible animal attack that was about to happen in
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: the safari and he ran away and.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Love God a live show once.
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: I remember there were some cows that were charging the
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: live show like area.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: We're at the tops field thing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: You guys got out of there before all of our
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: listeners did.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: The cows got spooked. We're in a tent, started charging us,
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: and I climbed over people like everybody.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Like children.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I was out out that tent door for us.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Oh God. All right, let's see what this flight attendant
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: has to say about this.
• 31:53
  Speaker 18: If you're seated in an emergency exit carrey, you're expected
• 31:56
  Speaker 18: to help in case of an emergency and assist in
• 31:58
  Speaker 18: e equation. That means listening carefully to the safety briefing
• 32:03
  Speaker 18: when the flight attendant comes to you.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Do that, bill, You listen to the safety briefing, Yeah,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I know it by heart.
• 32:10
  Speaker 18: Second, listening to the demo and I cannot emphasize this enough.
• 32:15
  Speaker 18: Listen to the demo, guys, please. And also, you have
• 32:18
  Speaker 18: to be physically and mentally capable to help and operate
• 32:22
  Speaker 18: the exit.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 32:24
  Speaker 10: I think the mental part is the issue, because you're
• 32:27
  Speaker 10: physically able, but you're not mentally prepared to help anyone
• 32:30
  Speaker 10: but yourself.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: He meets the whole criteria. Look, listen, I'm willing to
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: keep my hand on the lever for the entire flight. Right,
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: the door, I got it. Come, that's gonna swing open.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: You're going out first.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: You'll never see my ass again.
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Think about how crazy this is in the way of
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: everybody getting off the plane. We're standing at.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: The door, but you're supposed to stand there and help
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: the other PERI.
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: You're supposed to Like, if there's an elderly woman, you're
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: supposed to hold her by the arm and get her
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: onto the slide.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Someone else can do that, or a kid.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: What if a little kid?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: You puple paid extra money to be first off?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: This is unbelievable.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Well, at least he's honest.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, here's the requirements. Okay, you got to be
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: fifteen years old. Meet that criteria. Mobility you must have
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: full strength, dexterity, and mobility in both arms, hands.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: And legs. You have all that? Yeah, I sit there practicing. Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Comprehension. You must be able to read, understand, and orally
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: communicate instructions in English.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, you can do that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: And finally, independence you must be able to perform tasks
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: without the assistance of another person. So you meet all
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: of these what.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: How am I in a position to give instructions? Like
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: they never tell you what the instructions they do. They
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: are saying to strangers, Hey, come on over here. No,
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I'll help you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Bill.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean just letting people help people off the plane.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: It means people that to get their masks, you know
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: the demo that they give that yes, this day, I
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: don't know how that damn mask goes down. And I
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: never pay attention to that part. I'm putting it on
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Like I always get confused.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: With the straps. There's always a strap to pull. I
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: can do the life jacket.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's under the seat, right.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: But again, I'm not standing in a burning plane and
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: helping three hundred people off before I get off.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: And I paid more than anyone else. I'm paying extra
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: for the right to what burn to help people? You
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: got to help people. Boy, this is not for you, Bill.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: No, my wife had to pose the question. I've been
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: perplexed ever since. I know he brought up this morning.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: He was like, I can't step thinking about this wedding.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so concerned about it. I can't I have to
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: fly to the Azors this week.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Are you sitting in that row?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I am emergency room. You better hope there's not a
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: real emergency.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 34:57
  Speaker 11: If there's a real emergency, I hope I don't Billy
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: costs it anywhere near me because I know I'm going down.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Billy and Lisa all the morning. All right, justin let's
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: get some talk back left over.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, are we going back to this emergency yes
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: thing on the plane. Yeah. So basically, Billy pays extra
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: for the emergency row with the extra leg room. But
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: with that comes the responsibility of helping people in the
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: case of an emergency, which Bill says he's absolutely not.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: That's what I signed up.
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: A question of the airlines, though, has there ever been
• 35:30
  Speaker 10: someone who said, you know what, I don't feel comfortable
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: doing this.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I need my seat change.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you have to verbally say yesterday, yeah, right,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: everyone says yes.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like everyone does. But I
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: wonder if anyone's ever.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Said no, yeah, well, it may it may not be
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: helping people out, though it might be helping people on
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: the other side once you get out.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Good morning, guys.
• 35:48
  Speaker 12: I actually think it means help on the other end
• 35:50
  Speaker 12: of the slide. So you would get out of the row,
• 35:53
  Speaker 12: get down to the bottom of the slide, and then
• 35:56
  Speaker 12: help others as they come down the slide.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: That's my understanding.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, so now you're out, they're asking me to stand
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: at the base of the slide waiting for the explosion,
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Like are you out of your mind? Like I'm crossing
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: several tarmacs, Like all you're gonna see is a streak
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: across the runways.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Like stand there, just stand there and waiting for the
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: full blast.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I know, at least at the end of the day,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: at least he's honestly.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: You know what, Billy, I'm with you on this whole
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: airfare thing. I always pay extra to sit there, and
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: I knew that's what it meant, But I have no intentions.
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: What's the way helping anybody off of a burning plane
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: before myself and my husband? You're out of your mind
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: if you think that, and I think everyone that sits
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: in that seat has the same expectation. Get your ass
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: off the plane.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get out of my way. Yeah again, I'll
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: let my wife go first. I think. Oh he just
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: rolled his eyes. Can't be sure.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: You can't say that, Bill, the wife goes first. You
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: can't save yourself.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I saw him at that cow incident. He was he
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: was children being trampled.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, both Matt Siegel and so scary together. It was
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: almost like we were holding hands.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because the cows got spooked in this tent that
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: the chops field fair and I'm like they were lunging
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: and mat climbing.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: They just scattered, scattered.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: We caught ourselves. Save yourself, never looked back. Oh my god,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: that's some crazy pay extra to burn. I am literally
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: cracking the funniest thing, Billy.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: That was great.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm telling you it's yeah, it's just crazy.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from somebody that's actually ever been
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: in an emergency on a plane.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Oh and another thing, yeah, oh no, if I should
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: keep this up.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: When you get the emergency roll, nine out of ten times,
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: now you're paying for the legroom, right, nine out of
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: ten times, yours is the only seat that doesn't recline
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: on the plane, but you paid extra. So now you're
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: sitting linked over like you have a broken back. Right,
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: you can't move like I let him and reach the
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: damn lever on the door, right, like, none of it
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: makes sense to me. Why would I burn when I
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: can run?
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Look at this?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, look at this.
• 38:44
  Speaker 19: Billy I was involved in a loss of engine and
• 38:48
  Speaker 19: had to do an emergency landing in Spokane, Washington, US
• 38:53
  Speaker 19: Marshall comes up repositions me. I'm six three, two hundred
• 38:58
  Speaker 19: plus bounds one row behind exit row. My job was
• 39:03
  Speaker 19: to keep all the people off the guy trying to
• 39:05
  Speaker 19: get the door open. If he doesn't get that door
• 39:08
  Speaker 19: open and out and get his own body out, everybody dies.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Do you understand the pandemonium when there's an emergency? No
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: one cares about anyone. They're leaving their children. I mean, well,
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: happy flying Bill this week Kids.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Run Away in the morning, wrap up on Billy and
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Lisa in the morning.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: All right, first, thanks for us. The Olivia Rodrigo talkback
• 39:34
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• 39:44
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• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I'd love to talk about what happened on the show today,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: but all people really care about is this plain thing
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: with Bill. All Right, So Billy pays extra money for
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: the emergency seats where you get extra leg room, but
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: you have to agree to help in the case of
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: an emergency. But Bill says, nah, he says, thought it
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: was just to open the door. No, there's more to that. Well,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: we're not sure, but it definitely has to help people.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It's not just open the door. You have to help
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: people because you have to. We heard from a flight
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: attendant who said, you have to watch the demo, learn
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: the demo that they give before the plane takes off,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: to then help others.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Why, Lisa, why am I responsible for them.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Because you're agreeing verbally to do so in exchange the door.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: If I'm standing by the door with two other people
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: in my room, including my wife, where in your way
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: you're trying to get.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Off the plane, well no, you would probably maybe send
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: your wife and whoever else that's next to you, and
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: then you wait and help other people.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And now everybody but me lives.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much, Well hopefully you'll live. Well, you never know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 15: I cannot stop laughing this is the best.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I cannot stop laughing.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: He's a crazy I'm the only one making sense. It
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. I paid extra.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Actually, I got your back hair bill. It seems like
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: more people agree with you.
• 41:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah, literal only expectation I have of the person sitting
• 41:15
  Speaker 14: in that row is for them to open the door
• 41:19
  Speaker 14: and get the heck out of my way.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I totally agree.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: See.
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: I think that it's actually we were talking about this
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: off the air, that the airlines are like covering themselves
• 41:29
  Speaker 10: with you saying that you're able bodied enough to get
• 41:31
  Speaker 10: out of the way.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: So if they had.
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: Someone there who couldn't stand up themselves, that's a problem
• 41:37
  Speaker 10: because then it's blocking the exit.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: So I think maybe that that could be a part
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: of it, the getting out of.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: The way part. I'm an expert like you will never
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: see me again.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: No, you've made that very clear.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be on the receiving end of
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: the slide. You're gone four tarmacs.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Away, which is okay. My only issue your wife. You
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: cannot leave your wife behind him.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: No, I would never should kill me. I'd rather burn
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: on the plane.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's okay.
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess first of all, Billy is saying what
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: everybody else is thinking. Second of all, wasn't there like
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: also a borderline, like almost shark attack? And he left
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: his wife behind and didn't evenly tell her that there
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: was sharks. You just swam up the shore by himself.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: In Africa, they were on safari and there was a
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: possible animal approaching and he left his wife.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Well it's a big tusker. It's like the biggest elephant
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: in Africa coming right for me and.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Standing with my wife Michelle, And as he got closer
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: and closer, I'm like, oh, I ran behind there nearby tree,
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: behind the tree.
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I don't care if you are ninety five
• 42:51
  Speaker 10: years old. I am out of here.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: I'm over the top, Like.
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, ma'am, I am more than cap of moping
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: this exit door should the occasion arrive.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You really get to know yourself if that should happen, like.
• 43:10
  Speaker 19: A brush fire, to isolate the sick, and I mean
• 43:12
  Speaker 19: really isolate them, Billy, we got to get everybody else
• 43:15
  Speaker 19: back into the houses.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: We got to keep on there