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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to the Three Martini Lunch.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Grab a stool next to Greg Karambas of Radio America
- 0:09Speaker 2: and Jim Garrity of National Review.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Three martinis coming up. It is the Three Martini Lunch.
- 0:15Speaker 3: I am Craig Colonese for one day and one day
- 0:18Speaker 3: only more. He is Jim Garrity. Greg Karambas will be
- 0:21Speaker 3: back tomorrow. I think a lot of the regular listeners
- 0:23Speaker 3: will probably be thrilled.
- 0:25Speaker 2: To hear that.
- 0:26Speaker 3: One of the surprising stories to me out there, even
- 0:29Speaker 3: though it makes so much logical sense, is the Samuel
- 0:32Speaker 3: Alito could step down discussion. Alito has been probably one
- 0:37Speaker 3: of the more loyal of the Supreme Court justices to
- 0:41Speaker 3: President Trump. He has nominated some others that haven't worked
- 0:44Speaker 3: out as well as he wanted on some pretty big issues.
- 0:46Speaker 3: So having a chance to place one more on the
- 0:49Speaker 3: Supreme Court and doing it now before they lose the
- 0:52Speaker 3: ability to do that, it just all makes a bunch
- 0:55Speaker 3: of sense if you're President Trump and others. But I
- 0:58Speaker 3: don't know if Alito's actually fully said anything he's going
- 1:00Speaker 3: to do this. Is this something that's actually out there?
- 1:03Speaker 3: What's going on with this one, Jim?
- 1:05Speaker 1: Well, Craig, as of 8.18 this morning, Brian Krassenstein, who's
- 1:09Speaker 1: a left-of-center guy, and I would not usually put so
- 1:11Speaker 1: much stock into a tweet or an ex-post from a
- 1:15Speaker 1: left-of-center guy, except that it just makes a lot of sense.
- 1:18Speaker 1: And he's saying, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is reportedly
- 1:21Speaker 1: considering retirement potentially before the midterm elections. Now, that is
- 1:25Speaker 1: less than like three weeks away, so there's not that
- 1:27Speaker 1: much time. The timing could be critical. If Alito steps down,
- 1:30Speaker 1: Trump and Senate Republicans could rush to confirm his replacement
- 1:32Speaker 1: before January 27 when Democrats could potentially take control of
- 1:36Speaker 1: the Senate. We've been talking all week about how the
- 1:38Speaker 1: Senate polling does not look great for Republicans.
- 1:42Speaker 2: It's going to be very close one way or the other.
- 1:43Speaker 1: I suppose it's possible John Fetterman could flip, but all
- 1:47Speaker 1: in all, it looks like there's a good chance that
- 1:49Speaker 1: either the Republicans will not have control of the Senate
- 1:52Speaker 1: or there'll be a 50-50 with Vance breaking the tie
- 1:54Speaker 1: or something like that.
- 1:55Speaker 2: So it makes sense.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Alito has done interviews, including with my colleague, Dan McLaughlin,
- 2:01Speaker 1: where he did not say, I'm going to retire, but
- 2:03Speaker 1: he did kind of just acknowledge, yeah, I'm at the
- 2:05Speaker 1: age where I'll probably be thinking about retirement at some
- 2:09Speaker 1: point in the not, like he didn't commit, you know,
- 2:11Speaker 1: he didn't sound like he was immediately ready to go,
- 2:13Speaker 1: but he also kind of recognized his age and the
- 2:15Speaker 1: amount of time he'd been on the court.
- 2:17Speaker 2: And it just kind of makes sense to that.
- 2:19Speaker 1: So I think of that, by the way, if you're
- 2:21Speaker 1: a Republican saying, you know, There's going to be an
- 2:26Speaker 1: opening on the court. One, this would galvanize Republicans because
- 2:31Speaker 1: there might be a lot of Republicans who are really
- 2:33Speaker 1: frustrated with gas prices and cost of living and the
- 2:37Speaker 1: Iran war and all kinds of things.
- 2:39Speaker 2: But they like the decision.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Generally, they like the decisions coming out of the right
- 2:43Speaker 1: of center majority on the Supreme Court. Would not want
- 2:46Speaker 1: to see that done. And the idea of, oh, well,
- 2:50Speaker 1: I could see this being galvanizing.
- 2:52Speaker 2: For GOP parties. GOP support.
- 2:54Speaker 1: But it sounds like this retirement announcement could come, you
- 2:59Speaker 1: got to figure it'd be really soon. You wouldn't want
- 3:01Speaker 1: to do this on like the Monday before the election
- 3:02Speaker 1: or something like that. So it's intriguing, something to keep
- 3:07Speaker 1: an eye on and something that if you're Alito and
- 3:10Speaker 1: you like the direction of the court and you know
- 3:12Speaker 1: at some point you're going to have to step down
- 3:14Speaker 1: and there's a chance, God forbid, you know, he's 70...
- 3:18Speaker 1: He was 70.
- 3:18Speaker 2: A few years ago. 76, I think. He's 76.
- 3:21Speaker 3: Wow.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Okay.
- 3:22Speaker 1: And Clarence Thomas, he's never said it, but he keeps saying,
- 3:25Speaker 1: I have no intention of retiring. Thomas is having the
- 3:28Speaker 1: time of his life. He's going to stay on there,
- 3:29Speaker 1: I suspect, until he meets his maker. And that's his decision.
- 3:33Speaker 1: He can do it the way he wants. I can
- 3:35Speaker 1: see Alito. It just makes sense for Alito. So I
- 3:39Speaker 1: think this cannot be ruled out.
- 3:40Speaker 3: And I like the way you point out Clarence Thomas,
- 3:42Speaker 3: who's 78 years old, too, because if you think about
- 3:45Speaker 3: the logistics of this, and I hate to be dark
- 3:46Speaker 3: for a second, let's say that Democrats take over and
- 3:49Speaker 3: then in another two years, Democrats do quite well again.
- 3:53Speaker 3: The odds of having a Democratic opportunity there to place
- 3:56Speaker 3: two seats in the Senate in like 10-ish years is
- 4:01Speaker 3: fairly high. That sounds potentially troublesome for the Trump administration,
- 4:07Speaker 3: for Republicans in general.
- 4:08Speaker 1: I was going to say Republicans had the presidency, House
- 4:11Speaker 1: and Senate, 2017, 2018, and then lost it. They had
- 4:16Speaker 1: it very briefly in 2000, and then Jim Jeffers switched
- 4:19Speaker 1: parties in 2000. Then they went back and controlled the
- 4:22Speaker 1: Senate in 2002, then in 2006. So when you're the Republicans,
- 4:26Speaker 1: you just don't have House, Senate, and presidency all at
- 4:30Speaker 1: the same time. It just doesn't happen very often. It
- 4:32Speaker 1: doesn't last very long. You just can't assume you're going
- 4:35Speaker 1: to have those majorities forever.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Long period. So it just, it makes sense.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Look, I don't know if he's necessarily going to stay
- 4:44Speaker 1: around like that, but I will just observe if you're
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- 6:20Speaker 3: And we move on to our bad martini. The Kimberly
- 6:22Speaker 3: Guilfoyle fallout is still kind of a thing in the news.
- 6:26Speaker 3: Vice President J.D. Vance was asked a question, I believe
- 6:28Speaker 3: by CBS, about this, in which he said, selling access
- 6:32Speaker 3: to the White House, bad. Okay, he said a little
- 6:34Speaker 3: bit more than that. But anyway, I do think that
- 6:36Speaker 3: this is probably an obvious take on an interesting story.
- 6:40Speaker 3: But our bad is... Kimberly Guilfoyle out and certainly in
- 6:44Speaker 3: a deserving way. What do you got on this?
- 6:45Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think this is a sign.
- 6:46Speaker 1: So apparently she's threatening she's going to take down the
- 6:49Speaker 1: rest of the Trump administration.
- 6:50Speaker 2: We'll see what she has.
- 6:51Speaker 1: But like you look, this this puts everybody else, the
- 6:54Speaker 1: administration in an awkward spot. Vice President J.D. Vance is
- 6:58Speaker 1: doing an event about combating fraud, you know, keeping high
- 7:02Speaker 1: ethics and stuff. CBS News Jennifer Jacobs asked him. do
- 7:06Speaker 1: you have any reaction to a U.S. government official, in
- 7:08Speaker 1: this case, a U.S. ambassador, asking someone to pay off
- 7:11Speaker 1: debt in exchange for access to other government officials? Now,
- 7:15Speaker 1: Vance's first answer is, I don't know exactly who you're
- 7:18Speaker 1: talking about.
- 7:19Speaker 2: I don't know the full detail. Oh, like there's a
- 7:21Speaker 2: whole bunch of them. It could be anybody who's offering now.
- 7:24Speaker 1: And then he says, of course, I don't like anybody
- 7:26Speaker 1: selling access to another government official, certainly a high-level government official,
- 7:31Speaker 1: but I assume you're talking about a specific case, and
- 7:33Speaker 1: I can't say with confidence that the case you're talking
- 7:35Speaker 1: about is actually reflective of the way you're describing it.
- 7:39Speaker 1: I'd like to get the full story before offering a
- 7:41Speaker 1: real opinion. Look, on the one hand, you feel for Vance.
- 7:46Speaker 1: I don't usually say that very often. My understanding is
- 7:50Speaker 1: it's a State Department Inspector General investigation. She resigned, but
- 7:54Speaker 1: there's still facts to be established in this. I suppose
- 7:57Speaker 1: you could bring charges for either solicitation of bribes or
- 8:00Speaker 1: offering influence peddling or something like that. Um, and the
- 8:05Speaker 1: fact that she keeps saying in these text messages, don't
- 8:07Speaker 1: write this down. Well, that's a sign that not everything
- 8:12Speaker 1: is on the up and up and that she feels
- 8:15Speaker 1: she's putting herself and the other, some legal jeopardy here.
- 8:17Speaker 1: So I've heard people saying that the guy is, uh, she's,
- 8:21Speaker 1: she was texting with this Tennessee business.
- 8:23Speaker 2: He's a nut.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Maybe he is, but that doesn't, still doesn't reflect well
- 8:26Speaker 1: on her saying, dear nut, please pay my 100,000 American
- 8:31Speaker 1: express card bill.
- 8:32Speaker 3: And yeah, And then you have some shots, yeah.
- 8:35Speaker 1: I just left looking at this. I don't want to say, Craig,
- 8:39Speaker 1: if you hire for looks, you end up with crooks.
- 8:42Speaker 1: But just a situation in which I don't think anyone's like, oh, wow,
- 8:47Speaker 1: Kimberly Guilfoyle.
- 8:48Speaker 2: She'd be a great ambassador to Greece.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Yeah, she wasn't on my short list.
- 8:53Speaker 1: You hire folks like this, you end up with problems
- 8:54Speaker 1: like this.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Yeah, and my favorite part, too, by the way, when
- 8:56Speaker 3: you reference the text messages, is you would think that
- 8:59Speaker 3: someone typing out on a phone, don't write this down,
- 9:02Speaker 3: would know they shouldn't text it. They're like, man, I
- 9:04Speaker 3: probably shouldn't text this to this person. Maybe pick up
- 9:07Speaker 3: the phone and call them. I'm not trying to help
- 9:08Speaker 3: them make the crime go better, but this seems uniquely
- 9:11Speaker 3: crazy in general. But yeah, no, she seems very deserving.
- 9:15Speaker 3: of being canned. And honestly, I think it was the
- 9:16Speaker 3: saving grace for the next topic that we'll talk about
- 9:19Speaker 3: in just a minute, the White House press secretary's debut,
- 9:22Speaker 3: because it was generally newsworthy announcements, and it does seem
- 9:26Speaker 3: to make sense. And it's a bad look for the administration,
- 9:29Speaker 3: but it's a bad look on one specific person who's
- 9:31Speaker 3: now fired.
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- 11:06Speaker 3: And now we move on to our crazy topic, and
- 11:08Speaker 3: it has not been a good first week for the
- 11:11Speaker 3: White House press secretary, Katie Zachariah. Not only did she
- 11:14Speaker 3: not do great at the job itself, and that could
- 11:17Speaker 3: get better, and it could get better fast because it's
- 11:19Speaker 3: going to have to, but some baggage has come out.
- 11:21Speaker 3: We talked about just the other day her own ties
- 11:24Speaker 3: to the Chinese government, potentially, and now her husband has
- 11:27Speaker 3: ties to North Korea. This is a one-two checkbox list
- 11:32Speaker 3: of bad, Jim. How do we go about talking about
- 11:34Speaker 3: this one?
- 11:35Speaker 2: Sure.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Well, just to quickly review yesterday, from 2011, 2013, she
- 11:40Speaker 1: was working for this law firm in Beijing. She had
- 11:43Speaker 1: moved out to China with her husband. And that by
- 11:47Speaker 1: itself is nothing illegal or.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Something like that. Now, this firm.
- 11:53Speaker 1: does have the Chinese Justice Ministry as a client. And
- 11:55Speaker 1: they are the police in the police state over there.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Almost just about every member of the firm is either
- 12:02Speaker 1: a member of the Chinese Communist Party or takes a
- 12:04Speaker 1: loyalty oath to the Chinese Communist Party.
- 12:06Speaker 2: Now, as I said, this is 2011 to 2013.
- 12:08Speaker 1: I've heard people say that the work she was doing
- 12:10Speaker 1: was more like a paralegal. If she came out and said, yes,
- 12:13Speaker 1: I was overseas. My husband was working at this place.
- 12:16Speaker 1: I was looking for a job. This is what I did.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Okay, fine.
- 12:20Speaker 1: You know, it'd be nice to know what her clients were,
- 12:22Speaker 1: what kind of cases, stuff like that, to the extent
- 12:23Speaker 1: she can disclose that. But it's possible this is just
- 12:26Speaker 1: routine things that you do when you're overseas.
- 12:30Speaker 2: And you're working.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Like, it's a little unusual, but it's not inherently a problem.
- 12:35Speaker 1: What does make this a bit more of a problem,
- 12:36Speaker 1: and I wrote about this in the National Review Corner today.
- 12:40Speaker 1: So her husband is named Tyler Zacharia. He was the
- 12:43Speaker 1: guy who was out in working in Beijing. While he
- 12:46Speaker 1: was working in Beijing, he was the vice president of
- 12:49Speaker 1: Shoals Global Investments, a global emerging markets private equity firm
- 12:53Speaker 1: that was successfully bought by Cerebus Capital. Now, this is
- 12:57Speaker 1: from his official biography and his current employer, 2521 Entertainment,
- 13:01Speaker 1: which is a film studio. During that time there, he
- 13:04Speaker 1: led or participated in over 20 direct equity investments in
- 13:07Speaker 1: six countries across four continents. He helped expand the business
- 13:11Speaker 1: and build teams in Ethiopia, Brazil, Mongolia, and North Korea.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Now that last one kind of jumps out off the page.
- 13:20Speaker 1: So I went back and I, by the way, according
- 13:23Speaker 1: to his LinkedIn page, he worked at this firm from
- 13:25Speaker 1: 2007 to 2013. This is not someone alleging that he
- 13:30Speaker 1: did work in North Korea. This is him stating in
- 13:34Speaker 1: his official biography on his current employer, I did work
- 13:36Speaker 1: in North Korea. Now, under that time, North Korea was
- 13:39Speaker 1: under a heck of a lot of sanctions by both
- 13:41Speaker 1: the United Nations and United States. doesn't necessarily mean that
- 13:45Speaker 1: any of the work he was doing violated it. I
- 13:47Speaker 1: would say, though, that if you're a U.S. businessman based
- 13:50Speaker 1: in China and you're doing some work in North Korea,
- 13:53Speaker 1: you're only there if the North Korean government wants you there.
- 13:55Speaker 1: You're only there if they signed off on it, and
- 13:59Speaker 1: this is benefiting them. So while what he did there
- 14:02Speaker 1: probably wasn't illegal, it may well have been somewhat unethical
- 14:06Speaker 1: or a moral gray area.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Charcoal.
- 14:12Speaker 3: It's not squeaky clean.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Yeah, and so again, you'd like to know more. I
- 14:18Speaker 2: also went back and checked.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Rahm Emanuel, who was chief of staff in the White
- 14:23Speaker 1: House of Barack Obama, also likely to run for president,
- 14:26Speaker 1: because on Facebook he says, look, back when I was there,
- 14:28Speaker 1: you had to have a security clearance with an FBI
- 14:30Speaker 1: background check to be a White House press secretary, or
- 14:33Speaker 1: at least you used to. I suppose it's possible that
- 14:35Speaker 1: they've waived that. FBI background checks, and I've had a
- 14:39Speaker 1: bunch of friends who've gone through this process. The range
- 14:42Speaker 1: and how much time it can take can be a while,
- 14:44Speaker 1: but usually it's 30 to 180 days, average about 60.
- 14:49Speaker 1: And they say, like, look, if you've worked overseas or
- 14:52Speaker 1: something like that, that doesn't mean you can't work in
- 14:54Speaker 1: the White House.
- 14:54Speaker 2: It doesn't mean you can't get a government.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Job, but it usually takes more time to check that
- 14:59Speaker 1: stuff out and to say, who were your associates? Was
- 15:01Speaker 1: there anyone who could be a suspicious character?
- 15:04Speaker 2: You look at this.
- 15:05Speaker 1: It sounds like she got hired in three days. There's
- 15:08Speaker 1: no way she went through the traditional FBI background check.
- 15:11Speaker 1: And I think that's been... The China work, eh. North
- 15:15Speaker 1: Korea work, eh. Again, even if she's not.
- 15:19Speaker 3: I don't think she went through any background check, Jim.
- 15:21Speaker 2: That's what it looks like.
- 15:23Speaker 3: I don't think anybody even asked her for a resume.
- 15:25Speaker 3: I think they just hired her. It'd be nice if
- 15:27Speaker 3: they turned that in. By the way, she was also...
- 15:29Speaker 3: really challenged by Sean Hannity, which was interesting to watch.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Because out of all the people on Fox, the person
- 15:35Speaker 3: who seems to have the most loyalty and the closest
- 15:38Speaker 3: tie to President Trump is Sean. So if Trump wanted
- 15:41Speaker 3: this to happen, Sean would do it. If Trump didn't
- 15:44Speaker 3: want this to happen, Sean wouldn't do it. Those are
- 15:46Speaker 3: my questions about it.
- 15:47Speaker 1: That's, as I say, the idea of Sean Hannity going
- 15:51Speaker 1: rogue and suddenly doing, you know, Sam Donaldson to a
- 15:56Speaker 1: Trump White House, that doesn't seem, particularly when she's already
- 15:58Speaker 1: in trouble. I've heard some people characterize the interview as
- 16:02Speaker 1: more in sorrow than in anger, but still hard questions. Now, again,
- 16:07Speaker 1: a lot of this is over the, did she ever
- 16:12Speaker 1: pass the bar? I don't think that's the most interesting
- 16:15Speaker 1: controversy here. If she was not legally permitted to call
- 16:19Speaker 1: herself a lawyer, she should not have called herself a lawyer. Yesterday,
- 16:24Speaker 1: one of my colleagues said, oh, there's no real distinction
- 16:26Speaker 1: between an attorney and a lawyer. Another one who is
- 16:30Speaker 1: a lawyer said, actually, yes, there is. I'll leave that
- 16:32Speaker 1: for the lawyers to sort out. I do think work
- 16:35Speaker 1: for entities tied to China and North Korea, that is
- 16:39Speaker 1: something that I want to know more about. I kind
- 16:42Speaker 1: of feel like those are indisputably hostile states. If you're
- 16:46Speaker 1: going to be around the president, you've got to get that.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Stuff checked out. And at this point, it does not
- 16:51Speaker 2: have to be the case.
- 16:51Speaker 1: And again, I've heard people speculating that Maybe she isn't
- 16:55Speaker 1: going to stay in this job very long.
- 16:56Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 16:57Speaker 1: It just feels like it's been a really rough start
- 17:00Speaker 1: and just a sneaking suspicion that there's got to be
- 17:02Speaker 1: somebody else who doesn't have these kinds of issues who
- 17:04Speaker 1: you could put in that job.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Right, and by the way, if anybody tells me that
- 17:07Speaker 3: a lawyer is someone who has the correct degree but
- 17:10Speaker 3: doesn't practice, an attorney is someone who practices, as a
- 17:13Speaker 3: person that just walks around on earth, I don't really
- 17:15Speaker 3: talk about it that way.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been weird to see. I keep finding this stuff,
- 17:20Speaker 1: which strikes me as kind of a bigger controversy. The
- 17:23Speaker 1: entire White House press corps is, when did you pass
- 17:26Speaker 1: the bar?
- 17:27Speaker 2: Who are you? That's your prior? Okay.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Well, it is what it is. All right.
- 17:32Speaker 2: All right.
- 17:37Speaker 3: And as I take a deep breath here, Jim, I
- 17:39Speaker 3: actually just want to take the chaser topic to complain
- 17:42Speaker 3: to you because I am falling asleep to the voices
- 17:45Speaker 3: of James Tallarico, Ken Paxton, and the infighting between the
- 17:50Speaker 3: two of them as I am hearing. And everywhere, it's
- 17:53Speaker 3: not just even on the radio station that I work at,
- 17:56Speaker 3: all the television, all the pop-up ads everywhere, so many
- 18:00Speaker 3: political ads right now. I want them to stop.
- 18:03Speaker 2: Craig, you have my sympathies.
- 18:05Speaker 1: I do kind of wonder if the gravelly-voiced announcer in
- 18:08Speaker 1: all of those attack ads does something like goes to
- 18:11Speaker 1: Starbucks and says, I would like a venti dark with
- 18:16Speaker 1: room for Korean. And bagel toasted, everything bagel, with cream cheese,
- 18:23Speaker 1: but only lightly toasted. Kind of like the movie voice
- 18:26Speaker 1: guy who gets to do this stuff. I don't have
- 18:28Speaker 1: it quite as bad as you do in the state
- 18:30Speaker 1: of Texas, but here in Virginia, Mark Warner... is running
- 18:33Speaker 1: up against, no offense, but a tomato can Republican who
- 18:36Speaker 1: doesn't have a shot.
- 18:37Speaker 2: But he's got money, so he.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Might as well run ads and sell on the streaming
- 18:40Speaker 1: services that run ads. I get at least one Mark
- 18:43Speaker 1: Warner ad per streaming one. And he's all about companies
- 18:47Speaker 1: using algorithms to dynamic pricing, like the idea of raising
- 18:52Speaker 1: the prices if they think you can pay more. I
- 18:54Speaker 1: don't like this, but he's made this the centerpiece of
- 18:58Speaker 1: what is a deeply uncompetitive campaign. And my kids have
- 19:02Speaker 1: kind of observed like, boy, you want to run a
- 19:04Speaker 1: campaign that like on topics that nobody, there aren't a
- 19:07Speaker 1: lot of people like, no, I think corporations should charge
- 19:10Speaker 1: people more depending on what their income is. And I
- 19:13Speaker 1: like the surveillance state, people knowing my tax returns and
- 19:16Speaker 1: how much I, you know. So like Mark Warner, I'm
- 19:19Speaker 1: pretty sure you've got it 10 times worse than I've
- 19:21Speaker 1: got it.
- 19:22Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's definitely terrible. And at this point, I
- 19:24Speaker 3: really do wonder like how much this is actually breaking through.
- 19:27Speaker 3: Like part of me also like, Right. Not at all.
- 19:30Speaker 3: So why not? They could give me the money. I'd
- 19:31Speaker 3: spend it on something better.
- 19:33Speaker 1: And my suspicion, I don't have a lot. This is
- 19:36Speaker 1: your last day of the week, Craig. I'm going to say,
- 19:38Speaker 1: don't worry. You're almost to the end. November 3rd, November 4th,
- 19:41Speaker 1: your life will go back and all the commercials will
- 19:43Speaker 1: be about this product will clear up your skin, but
- 19:45Speaker 1: may have thoughts of suicide and explosive diarrhea.
- 19:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I always like, oh, this is sad.
- 19:52Speaker 1: And they're always running through a field and they're always
- 19:55Speaker 1: feeling great or at the farmer's market. They're doing, they're like, wow,
- 19:59Speaker 1: that's an amazing stuff from my irritable bowel syndrome or something.
- 20:02Speaker 1: It's just the thoughts of suicide that are like, yeah.
- 20:06Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have allergies? We can clean that right up.
- 20:08Speaker 3: You might have a heart attack and die.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Thanks, guys. You balance it out.
- 20:13Speaker 3: All right, well, I'm going to have a bunch of
- 20:14Speaker 3: martinis next week because I won't actually be on the show. Thanks,
- 20:17Speaker 3: as always, you guys for hanging out.
- 20:19Speaker 1: Terrific guest host. Thank you for being here. And everybody,
- 20:22Speaker 1: I will be back Monday. Greg will be back Monday.
- 20:24Speaker 1: And we'll be back to our usual three-martini lunch.