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Why Shedeur's stats are WRONG, Ja'Marr UNFAIRLY suspended & SMART advice for Chiefs · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, yo yo yah, I Into your
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  Speaker 2: Life from Philly. It's a number one rated Paully in
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  Speaker 2: Tony Fosco shop, Yo yo yo as always Pauli Fosco
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  Speaker 2: here with Tony Fosco and Downy huge show Shader Sanders
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  Speaker 2: making his NFL debut, and yeah, we're gonna tell you
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  Speaker 2: what nobody else in the media is saying about this.
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  Speaker 2: And we know that for a fact, don't we Donny,
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  Speaker 2: We watch every other show just to make sure, you know.
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  Speaker 2: You know, people always ask me, you know, hey, why
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  Speaker 2: why you got those giant bags under your eyes? Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's called putting in the work exactly. You know, maybe
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  Speaker 2: if you if you knew what work was then you know. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: talking about work, you know, we don't normally like to
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  Speaker 2: help other teams, but we do advice for the chiefs
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  Speaker 2: con turn their whole season around. And also we have
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  Speaker 2: advice for you out there in your work. If you
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  Speaker 2: haven't liked a subscribed you know to this channel on
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  Speaker 2: you'll need to question all your priorities in life, Isn't
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  Speaker 2: that right, Donny.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'd say you're the biggest loser on the planet,
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  Speaker 3: but we all know that's our producers, So maybe you're
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  Speaker 3: the second biggest loser.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, second biggest loser. Anyway, all right, that's enough time there.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get right into our top story story. All right, First,
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  Speaker 2: outligate Shdeur Sanders saw his first NFL action against the
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  Speaker 2: Ravens when he came into the game when Browns QB
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  Speaker 2: Dylan Gabriel went down with the concussion. Now, people they're
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  Speaker 2: saying Shadur played poorly because he went four for twelve
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  Speaker 2: and through for forty seven yards. But that's because these
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  Speaker 2: people don't understand statistics, do They don'ty.
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  Speaker 4: Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: People who understand statistics like we do, they know that
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  Speaker 3: you have to convert all stats to AFB. That stands
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  Speaker 3: for adjusted for Browns. You have to adjust for how
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  Speaker 3: Shadua would have played had he been on a less
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  Speaker 3: crappy team.
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  Speaker 4: You see, Shaudua only completed twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Five percent of his passes, but when you convert that
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  Speaker 3: to AFB, it's actually sixty five percent and his QB
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  Speaker 3: rating of thirteen point five adjusted for AFB is actually
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  Speaker 3: a solidly respectable.
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  Speaker 4: Ninety eight point four.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you can do this also with Baker Mayfield's
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  Speaker 3: rookie season, he threw for twenty seven touchdowns, but when
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  Speaker 3: you adjust that for AFB, it was actually an NFL
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  Speaker 3: record one hundred and twenty three touchdowns.
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  Speaker 2: Just eye opening statistical analysis that Tony, and also in
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  Speaker 2: a headline related to this game, should There's father Dion
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  Speaker 2: Sanders said he was crying watching his son make his
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  Speaker 2: NFL debut.
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  Speaker 1: Tody, what are your thoughts here?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 3: Are we sure he was crying out of happiness or
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  Speaker 3: because his son's being forced to play for the Browns,
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  Speaker 3: because that is pretty depressing, or you know, was he
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  Speaker 3: crying because he doesn't have a bladder and he had
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  Speaker 3: to hold in his piss during that extended drive by
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  Speaker 3: the Browns because that could be difficult too. And on
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  Speaker 3: that note, is Deon'm sure he was crying? Or was
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  Speaker 3: that actually just piss coming out of his eyes because
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  Speaker 3: he had to hold it in for so long?
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  Speaker 2: All perfectly valid questions that Tony don't know the answers,
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  Speaker 2: but let's move on. You know, while we're discussing Cleveland klbs,
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  Speaker 2: he should report the very good news that Brown's legend
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  Speaker 2: Bernie Koza says he's quote feeling good after undergoing successful
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  Speaker 2: liver transplant surgery. Toty your thoughts here well.
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  Speaker 3: Prior to the surgery, I had Bernie Kozar listed at
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  Speaker 3: number three behind Shador Sanders and Dylan Gabriel on the
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  Speaker 3: list of available Browns qbs. But now with Kozar's successful
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  Speaker 3: surgery and Dylan Gabriel's concussion, I'm moving Coozar to number
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  Speaker 3: two behind Shador and jumping up to number three.
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  Speaker 4: Vinnie Testa Verdi.
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  Speaker 1: We'll keep our eyes on that, Dony.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But staying in the a f C.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I say that, Donty, because you know, it's
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  Speaker 2: very confusing for the audience if we.
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  Speaker 1: Suddenly moved to the NFC. You know, you've got to
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  Speaker 1: stay in.
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  Speaker 4: One cause you wouldn't know what to think, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I was ones watching Sports Center and Larry Beale went
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  Speaker 3: Raiders Bears Bills, and I was like, what is happening here?
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  Speaker 4: I had to turn it off because it.
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  Speaker 1: Was I got so lost.
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  Speaker 2: He's losing the viewer, you know. Yeah, take notes out there,
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  Speaker 2: we don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do that anyways. Staying in the AFC.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of panic in Kansas City as the Chiefs
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  Speaker 2: have fallen to five and five for the first time
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  Speaker 2: since twenty fifteen. Now we've looked at the game film,
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  Speaker 2: Dony and well, what adjustments do you think the Chiefs
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  Speaker 2: need to do to get back to winning.
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  Speaker 3: Well, when you break it down, it's clear why the
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  Speaker 3: Chiefs aren't winning as much inflation. Their bribes to the
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  Speaker 3: refs simply don't go as far as they used to
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  Speaker 3: know back in twenty twenty. If you slip the ref
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  Speaker 3: a hunt though, that used to go a long way.
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  Speaker 3: But now one hundred dollars only gets you like two
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  Speaker 3: cottons of eggs and one gallon of milk, and that's
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  Speaker 3: just regular milk, not organic. You know, it's clear Patrick
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  Speaker 3: Mahomes needs to start carrying one thousand or even two
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars bills on him or else.
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  Speaker 4: You know, the refs are.
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  Speaker 3: Just going to keep latantly helping other teams like the Broncos.
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  Speaker 2: Just terrific football and also fiscal analysis that Dony and
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  Speaker 2: Nell now staying in the AFCNG receive a jama chase
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  Speaker 2: has been suspended one game for allegedly spitting on Jalen
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  Speaker 2: Ramsey and the Steelers game, and again we must ask
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  Speaker 2: the same question we asked earlier this season, when you
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  Speaker 2: know Jalen Carter was accused wrongley of spinning on Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Are we one hundred percent sure Jama Chase just you know,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have like a speech impediment or something, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because I know, guys they've got that list thing, you
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  Speaker 2: know that they do. They're just spitting all over the place,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, how do we know Jamar Chase didn't
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  Speaker 3: just say to Jalen Ramsey, I really respect your playing
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  Speaker 3: dile and that sp and that pl sound cause the
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  Speaker 3: spit to just go flying out of his mouth. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: my microphone right now is just covered and spit because
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  Speaker 3: of his segment. You know, Frankly, I'm just hoping I
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  Speaker 3: don't get electrocuted.
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  Speaker 2: Just proceed with caution that don't he maybe get a
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  Speaker 2: clock In the meantime, we're good. We're gonna move to
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  Speaker 2: the NFC OKAYFC, where the commanders have decided to release
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  Speaker 2: kicker Matt Gay after he missed a pair of fifty
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  Speaker 2: plus yaddas in that Washington loss to Miami. Tony, you
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  Speaker 2: got hiss on the ground. What are you hearing about
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  Speaker 2: this decision?
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  Speaker 4: I'm hearing from.
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  Speaker 3: My sources inside the team that the problem was they
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  Speaker 3: just couldn't trust Gay to keep his ball straight. Gay
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  Speaker 3: just couldn't stay focused on getting his balls into that
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  Speaker 3: slit between the goalposts.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And Gay also wasn't a good fit with the snapper.
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  Speaker 3: Whenever the snapper would handle his balls, you could see
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  Speaker 3: that Gay just had trouble getting it up, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it being the football into the air.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: You know, my sources have been telling me for a
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  Speaker 3: while now that Washington has just become very anti gay
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  Speaker 3: in the past year or so, and well, this just proves.
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  Speaker 2: It just tremendous inside sourcing that dony Yah. Well, we
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  Speaker 2: do have some related news coming across the world. I
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  Speaker 2: hit that breaking news. Sound up, Yeah, this just didn't.
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  Speaker 2: The forty nine ers have begun tryouts for other kickers
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  Speaker 2: after their kicker, Eddie Pinero, was diagnosed with a handstring
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  Speaker 2: strain and is likely to miss some time.
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  Speaker 1: Tony. Your instant reaction here, well.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we just heard the commanders agetting rid of
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  Speaker 3: their kicker, Matt Gay. And while I can see gay
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  Speaker 3: thriving in San Francisco, While Washington appears to be very
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  Speaker 3: anti gay, San Francisco might be a little gay friendlier.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Matt Gay did win a Super Bowl with
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  Speaker 3: Los Angeles and they were very gay friendly. So another
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  Speaker 3: California team makes a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 1: Makes a lot of sense. Done. That's a breaking nose.
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  Speaker 2: And I just bear with us here because you see
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go back to the AFC. Confusing, but
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  Speaker 2: just ye, stay with us. It's been announced that the
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  Speaker 2: Miami Dolphins trying to develop a fan base in Spain
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  Speaker 2: and make the Dolphins the official NFL team of Spain.
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  Speaker 2: But this just sounds like a terrible plan, Tony. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: what they're gonna do is they're gonna make Spanish people
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  Speaker 2: hate football, aren't they exactly?
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  Speaker 3: That's why right now, I think it's very important for
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  Speaker 3: everybody that we send a warning to all the Dolphins
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  Speaker 3: fans in Spain. Yep, right now, the Dolphins mucho succo
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  Speaker 3: tua is no bueno quarterbacco. But the Philadelphia Eglace are
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  Speaker 3: TEAMO better row winno super BOWLO. If you want to know,
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  Speaker 3: be a loser Row like our producer Row, who is
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  Speaker 4: So then root for the eglace.
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  Speaker 2: Just a beautiful, hotfelt message that Tony, I hope it
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  Speaker 2: gets through and well we're gonna stay in the AFC.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers is still hoping to play Sunday at the
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  Speaker 2: Bears after finding out that his injured left wrist won't
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  Speaker 2: need surgery. So that now means two questions remain for
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers. One will Aaron Rodgers be fully ready to
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  Speaker 2: play on Sunday? And do will Aaron Rodgers' wife come
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  Speaker 2: to the game, even though nobody has yet to meet
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  Speaker 2: or even see her.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tony, you have spoken to her though, haven't you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You know I have been in touch with Brittany Rodgers
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  Speaker 3: as we've developed a very close relationship over WhatsApp. You know,
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  Speaker 3: she may be too busy on Sunday to go to
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  Speaker 3: the Steelers game.
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  Speaker 4: You know, the other day she.
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  Speaker 3: Reached out to me because a UPS package addressed to
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  Speaker 3: me was stuck at the warehouse. Of course always happened,
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  Speaker 3: and it always happens, And she said, naturally, the only
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  Speaker 3: way for me to get that package was for me
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  Speaker 3: to confirm my Social Security number, so of course I
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  Speaker 3: of course, But now I'm just waiting for her to
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  Speaker 3: pick up the package at the warehouse, and I have
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  Speaker 3: to say I am so grateful to her, as you should.
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  Speaker 2: What a wonderful an amazing Tony. Well, now we're going
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  Speaker 2: back to the NFC OK track.
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  Speaker 4: We're back in the NFFR now.
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  Speaker 2: The Falcons quarterback Michael Poenix Junior is expected to miss
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  Speaker 2: the rest of the season after suffering a knee injury
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  Speaker 2: and Sunday's loss to the Panthers. Donny, it's very clear
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  Speaker 2: to see what went wrong for Poenix here and the Falcons,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, the Falcons kept putting Poenix in without
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  Speaker 3: the proper protection, and that's very dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Against Carolina, you could see Poenix just shrunk and shriveled up,
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  Speaker 3: probably due to the pressure to perform. He just came
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  Speaker 3: out looking flaccid, you know, And well, the Falcons just
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  Speaker 3: kept riding Poenis so hard that ultimately.
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  Speaker 4: It resulted in a broken and you know, oh what.
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  Speaker 5: His name is not pronounced Poenix, It's Michael Pennix.
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  Speaker 2: all of this we still have discuss the Eagles, because well,
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  Speaker 2: why would you need perfectly good winning day everybody knows
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  Speaker 2: exactly they're winning.
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  Speaker 1: Let's never discuss.
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  Speaker 2: But of course we got this fool out there, AJ
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  Speaker 2: Brown who's complaining because he thinks the offense isn't playing
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  Speaker 2: that well and get you know, and all this. I remember,
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  Speaker 2: you know last year we saw AJ Brown on the
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  Speaker 2: sideline reading Inner Excellence, and well, I think that's the
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  Speaker 2: problem right there, isn't it, Doty?
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  Speaker 4: He should be reading.
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  Speaker 2: A book called Outer Excellence exactly. You know, people say
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  Speaker 2: what's on the inside, council. No, no, not if you
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  Speaker 2: can't see it exactly, doesn't show up in your stat sheet.
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  Speaker 4: It's exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And if the outer excellence doesn't work, then you know
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  Speaker 3: he should go and read you know, madlibs because you
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  Speaker 3: know it's funny and it puts you in a good mood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, you've never seen money like that.
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  Speaker 5: Bro, No, No, the biggest denomination of currency in America
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  Speaker 5: is the one hundred dollar bill. A two thousand dollars
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  Speaker 5: Said, you've been getting these text messages from Britney r
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers wife about lost ups packages.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, such a nice lady, incredible woman.
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