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Comic-Combo · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  It's that time of the month again.
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  Payday. How I love payday because I'm
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  the pay master and I get to give people what they deserve.
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  Attention. Attention everyone.
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  When I call your name, step right up to the front so I can
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  pay you what you deserve. Let's see that the first person
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  is Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson, please step up to
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  the front. I get to pay you what you
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  deserve. He's not coming.
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  What do you mean he's not coming?
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  This is his payday and I'm going to stick it to him.
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  I've waited a long time for this day.
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  I said he's not coming and besides, you don't get to pay
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  him what he deserves. Oh yes, I do.
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  He's in the book Romans 623 The wages of sin is death over.
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  Simpson has sinned. That means he deserves spiritual
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  death and eternity in hell. Released the Hounds.
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  Has received the free gift from God, salvation through Jesus
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  Christ. That means he gets to spend
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  eternity in heaven with God. I have the book, it says the
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  wages of sin is death. Release the hounds.
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  You left part of the verse out. The rest of it says, but the
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  gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
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  My dad made Jesus his Lord when he received the free gift of
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  salvation. Jesus is the best gift anyone
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  could ever receive. That's not fair.
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  He deserves spiritual death. He belongs in hell.
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  I demand justice. Too bad God gave him mercy, he
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  gets heaven. It's in the Bible.
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  The wages of sin is death. Release the hounds.
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  But the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
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  Death. Eternal life, death.
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  Eternal life. Fine, let's see here.
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  Where did I leave off? Oh yes, Bart Simpson, will you
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  please step to the front? Today is your payday and I'm
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  going to pay you what you deserve.
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  Don't have a cow, man. What are you trying to pay me
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  for? Oh, it's so nice to see you.
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  I've been waiting for this day for such a long time.
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  It is my pleasure to pay you exactly what you deserve.
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  Which is. Death, spiritual death, and in
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  eternity and hell release the hounds.
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  No, wait man, not me. I'm going to live a good long
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  life and then I'm going to heaven.
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  Well, who says your mummy? Yes, but so does God.
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  God. Well, since you brought him into
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  this, I might as well set you straight now.
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  Romans 623, that's in the Bible, you know, says the wages or
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  payment of sin is death. There you have it, Death.
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  You have sinned, haven't you, Bart?
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  Yes, but. You're not going to argue with
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  the Bible, are you? The wages of sin is death.
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  Romans 623. Wait a minute, that's not the
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  whole verse. I learned that verse at church.
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  The wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life
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  in Christ Jesus our Lord. I have received Jesus as my Lord
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  and Savior, so I have the gift of eternal life.
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  No, read my lips. Death DETH death.
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  Release the hounds. Now you read my lips.
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  LIFE, life. Fine.
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  Don't have a cow, man. Jesus is the best gift anyone
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  could ever receive. Marge Simpson, please come to
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  the front to receive your pay. Don't even think about trying to
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  give me my pay. I already know what you're
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  trying to do and I don't want to hear anything you have to say.
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  But I'm just quoting scripture. The wages of sin is death.
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  Romans 623. But the gift of God is eternal
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  life in Christ Jesus our Lord. You Simpsons are nothing but
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  trouble. To you, maybe, but not to Jesus.
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  Jesus is the best gift anyone could ever receive.
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  Fine. When evil raises its ugly head,
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  hope arises for mankind as one man is willing to stand and
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  fight to restore peace to humanity.
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  The secret to his strength is James 47.
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  Therefore, submit to God, resist the devil, and he will flee from
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  you. Who is this ambassador of
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  goodwill? He is none other than submit
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  Man. Submit Man, what kind of a name
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  is that? You don't like it?
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  Look. I think it's nice that you want
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  to pray for people who are hurting, but to call yourself
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  Submit man, I think you should put some more thought into that
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  superhero name. Unique prayer.
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  I'm an ambassador of goodwill. I'm submitted to God.
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  I've been giving authority over the devil.
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  When I resist the devil, he flees from me.
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  I am resist boy Tada. What's all the ruckus about?
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  If you want to play with me, Violet, you'll be the devil and
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  I'll be resist. Boy resist boy.
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  James 47 Therefore, submit to God, resist the devil, and he
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  will flee from you. Get it?
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  Resist the devil. Resist boy.
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  I get it, but why do you need a name and a costume?
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  Dad has a name in a costume. Then I want a name in a costume
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  too, Dad. I've already picked out your
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  name. It's Devil.
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  Remember Violet? Wherever evil raises its ugly
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  head, there is a beacon of hope for mankind.
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  There is one family willing to stand and fight, restoring peace
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  to humanity. The secret to their strength is
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  James 47. Therefore, submit to God, resist
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  the devil, and he will flee from you.
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  Who are these ambassadors of goodwill?
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  They are Bob. Violet and Dash.
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  We have been given authority over the devil.
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  Tada, What happened to the costumes, Violet?
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  Didn't have one, so dad said we had to be.
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  Undercover. Undercover.
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  Yeah, we're going to dress natural, but we'll act
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  supernatural. That's right, we don't need a
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  costume to do James 4/7. Now that's the family I know and
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  love. No costumes, no fancy names,
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  just you all doing the works of Jesus.
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  So you like the idea? Absolutely, except except what?
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  Lose the intro. The intro You mean wherever evil
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  races its ugly head? That's the one.
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  It's a bit munch. You got to let us keep
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  something. How about I let you eat the
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  pizza I ordered for dinner? That's a keeper.
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  I love pizza. Not as much as you, dear I.
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  Hope it's not pepperoni again. What's wrong with pepperoni?
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  Mr. Stark, am I glad to see you? I'm kind of in a hurry here,
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  Peter. Hold on a second.
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  Happy. Let's get the door locks checked
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  on the car. What do you need, kid?
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  The. Only way to get to heaven is to
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  be born again. I'm not born again.
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  Shouldn't you be talking to your Sunday school teacher about
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  this? What's Sunday school?
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  See. That's your problem.
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  My problem is I want to go to heaven and I can't.
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  I mean, if something were to happen to me right now.
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  You mean like if Happy got in a crash and you died?
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  Or if I accidentally blasted you with my hand blaster and you
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  died. Yeah, something like that.
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  If I died right now, I wouldn't go to heaven.
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  Why do you say that? Because of John 3/3.
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  Wait, don't tell me unless a man is born again, he cannot see the
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  Kingdom of God? John 3/3.
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  That's right, unless a man is born again, he cannot see the
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  Kingdom of God. So get born again.
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  I can't. I'm not a man, I'm a boy.
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  Can't be born again until they grow up and become men.
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  And the girls, well, I feel sorry for them.
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  They'll never get born again. Peter John, 33, isn't saying
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  only grown up men can be saved. It's referring to mankind.
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  Male, female, young, old, it doesn't matter.
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  Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure anyone can get
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  born again, no matter how old they are.
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  Thanks, Mr. Stark. Good talk, kid, Now get out.
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  OK, So what can I go on a mission?
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  With you, my guy will call your guy.
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  I don't have a guy. Neither do I.
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  Now go. Mr. Stark, I'm glad I found you.
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  I'm not so glad. I'm kind of on an important
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  call. Oh, sorry, I'll wait.
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  Give me a minute, I'll call you right back.
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  What is it now, kid? The only way to go to heaven is
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  to be born again. I'm not born again.
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  Peter, we've already talked about this, remember?
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  But I can't be born again. Nobody can.
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  Why not? John 3/3.
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  Unless a man is born again, he cannot see the Kingdom of God.
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  We're too. Big to fit in our mama's
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  stomach. So how can we be born again?
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  This is a joke, right? Who put you up to this?
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  Nobody. I just want to make sure I go to
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  heaven, you know, in case something happens.
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  Do you even read your Bible? Being born again is talking
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  about your spirit being born again with the life of God.
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  It's not talking about your body.
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  All you have to do is ask Jesus to come live inside your heart.
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  I did that already, like when I was a little kid.
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  OK then. Problem solved.
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  Case closed. So we don't have to go back and
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  set her mama's stomach first. See, that kind of thinking right
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  there is why I don't have any kids.
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  Of course, you don't have to go back inside your mother's
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  stomach first. Thanks, Mr. Stark, I'll let you
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  get back to your phone call now. Wait, was I on a phone call?
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  How did you get past security anyway?
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  Did you do that climbing on the ceiling trick again?
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  Kid, I'm talking to you. Thanks, Mr. Stark.
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  Peter. Mr. Stark, I'm glad to see you.
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  Hi, Miss Pepper. Hi, Peter.
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  What now, kid? And so help me if you say it's
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  about getting born again the only way.
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  To get to heaven is to be born again.
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  I'm not born again this time, I'm sure of it.
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  What makes you so sure? Don't get him started, Pepper.
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  It's the same old story each time.
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  He needs help. What are friends for Tony?
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  We're not his friends. Don't be silly, Peter.
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  Why do you think you can't be born again?
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  John 33 Melissa Man is born again.
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  He cannot see the Kingdom of God.
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  I told you same old story. The kid needs to go to Sunday
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  school. What do you let him talk?
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  Go ahead, Peter. Mr. Stark is right.
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  Unless a man is born again, he cannot see the Kingdom of God.
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  I can't see the Kingdom of God. I've been looking all over for
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  it. I can't see it.
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  Can you see the Kingdom of God? Can you?
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  Well, no, not the way you're thinking.
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  I thought so nobody can see it. But Peter, that verse isn't
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  saying we will see it with our eyes.
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  It's talking about us understanding God's Kingdom and
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  seeing God's power work in our lives.
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  It is, yes. Have you ever prayed and God
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  answered your prayer? Yeah, I prayed for my aunt once.
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  She was sick and she got better. Peter, that's God's power
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  working in your life. That's the Kingdom of God in
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  action. Thanks Pepper, I am born again.
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  If only Mr. Sark had explained it like you just did, I wouldn't
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  have interrupted your date. You see what I have to put up
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  with all day? He jumps in my car in the middle
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  of the road, interrupts me when I'm on the phone, and now he's
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  ruining my dates. It's your fault, you know.
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  How was it my fault? You heard him.
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  If you would have explained it like me, he wouldn't keep coming
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  back. Mr. Tony.
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  Mr. Tony, you gotta help me. What do you mean looney?
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  I need a lawyer, Mr. Tony. I'm a lawyer, Looney.
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  I know that, Mister Tony, that's why you gotta help me.
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  I'll help you, Looney. What do you need?
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  I told you, Mr. 20, I need a lawyer.
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  Why do you need a lawyer, Looney?
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  Oh, 'cause my mom told me to clean my room and I don't like
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  that. Can I sue her, you know, for
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  bossing you around? Don't be ridiculous, Looney, it
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  says right here, children, obey your parents in all things, for
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  this is well pleasing to the Lord Colossians 320.
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  Cleaning your room falls under the category of all things.
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  It's perfectly legal for her to expect that of you.
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  You can't be serious, Let me see that.
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  Children obey your parents in all things.
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  But this is well pleasing to the Lord.
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  Colossians 320. That's correct.
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  Looney. What?
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  Does it mean? It means God establish parents
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  to be in authority over us for our well-being.
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  What do I do? Go home, wise up, obey your
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  parents. OK, thanks for the help.
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  That's what I'm here for. Mr. Tony?
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  Mr. Tony, you got to. Help me, what do you need now
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  Loney? I need a lawyer, Mr. Tony.
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  I'm a lawyer, Loney. I know that.
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  That's why you got. To help me, I'll help you,
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  Looney. What do you need?
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  I told you I need a lawyer. Ever get the feeling you're
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  stuck in a bad rerun? Why do you need a lawyer,
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  Looney? Because my mom told me to take
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  out the trash and I don't like that.
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  Can she boss me around twice in one day?
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  Yes, of course, Looney, it says right here, children, obey your
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  parents in all things. For this as well pleasing to the
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  Lord Colossians 320, taking out the trash falls under the
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  category of all things. Are you sure, children obey your
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  parents in all things, for this is well pleasing to the Lord.
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  Colossians 320. That's correct, Looney and I'm
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  sure. What does it mean, Mr. Tony?
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  It mean the same thing it meant before God established parents
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  to be an authority over us for our well-being.
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  Well, what do I do? Go home, wise up, obey your
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  parents. OK, thanks for the help.
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  I could. Yield a little break.
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  Mr. Tony. Mr. Tony, you've got to help me.
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  I don't think I can handle this again, I'm a lawyer, Looney.
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  What can I do for you this time? My dad told me to wash the car.
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  Can he do that? He don't let me driving, he just
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  makes me wash it. I want a.
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  Suit sorry looney, you don't have a case.
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  It says right here, children, obey your parents and all
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  things, for this is well pleasing to the Lord Colossians
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  320 worsening the car falls under the category of all
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  things. Who would have guessed?
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  That can't be right. Let me see and children obey
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  your parents and all things, for this is well pleasing to the
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  Lord Colossians 320. That's still correct, Loney.
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  What does it mean, Mr. Tony? It meant the same thing it meant
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  earlier, and it'll mean the same thing tomorrow too.
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  God established parents to be an authority over us for our
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  well-being. Well.
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  What do I do? Go home, wise up, obey your
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  parents. OK, thanks for the help.
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