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41 - S2Ep16: And Then There Was One · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: We didn't want didn't We didn't want any of that
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  Speaker 1: recorded anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was going to say something.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say something shitty, but I thought
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  Speaker 2: you were already recording, so I did, And now I.
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  Speaker 3: Should welcome listener. Let's hear Aaron be shitty. Absolutely not
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  Speaker 3: on the LUNI is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: What I wasn't going to be shitty to Eddie and
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  Speaker 2: now we're recording, so I'm usually shitty to Eddie. Ye.
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  Speaker 2: People actually think we hate each other. Small group that
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  Speaker 2: don't know as well. I think we hate each other
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  Speaker 2: and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, the other week we had to start recording because
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  Speaker 3: she banged her knee and we had to capture all
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  Speaker 3: the noise that she was making.
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  Speaker 4: Any good.
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  Speaker 2: The older and fatter I get, the more I'm like
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  Speaker 2: Peter Griffin.
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  Speaker 5: So we have a proper celebrity on this proper celebrity.
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  Speaker 3: Bitch. You went on TV. Yeah, I mean two decades
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  Speaker 3: ago you made movies where you was a porn star.
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  Speaker 1: That's well, that was my own movie that.
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  Speaker 3: Was so funny, O, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: It almost became something.
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  Speaker 2: It was so good.
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  Speaker 3: That mean, tell us the story. Yeah, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: this is Edie everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey guys, that's Tuck Johnson, professional porn star. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the early two thousand and two thousands, I was
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  Speaker 1: the aughts. Back then, you had to film in order
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  Speaker 1: to get on Centta Live. You had to film a
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  Speaker 1: submission reel with characters and that right now you just
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  Speaker 1: become Now you just do take talk videos and you
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  Speaker 1: get on a some I'm not bitter. And so what
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  Speaker 1: happened was I had made, I had invented. I can't
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  Speaker 1: with all these characters to submit. I want them was
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  Speaker 1: Tuck Johnson, amateur porn star. So it was like this
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  Speaker 1: two minute clip of it was just me dressed like
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  Speaker 1: up with a mustache, and I'm just like, I'm like
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  Speaker 1: on set and I'm getting Gary shoot the scene and
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  Speaker 1: I'm just very self conscious. I'm very like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 1: can we just you know, maybe do it under the covers.
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  Speaker 1: We just do under the covers. That cool. Like it
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  Speaker 1: was just sort of like we have to have all
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  Speaker 1: these lights on, Like it was just him, this self
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  Speaker 1: conscious porn star.
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  Speaker 3: Like he did at Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: What that was. And then my buddy I didn't obviously
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't on SNL. But I put it on. I
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  Speaker 1: just buying, so if you and Wicked, thank you. So
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  Speaker 1: I put it on because if you kids remember my Space. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I put it on my Space for MySpace comedy and
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  Speaker 1: it blew up and got like a million views and
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  Speaker 1: it was like on the front page of my Space
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  Speaker 1: for bo and my buddy at the time, he's still
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  Speaker 1: my Buddies my entertainment Jeff Cohen Chunk from Goonies, m hm,
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  Speaker 1: he had seen it and he's like, oh, hey, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm thinking. He's like, we should
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  Speaker 1: make that into it, we should develop that into some
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  Speaker 1: sort of concept or something, and like, so, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: I got this idea of what if I just take
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  Speaker 1: Spinal Tap and Boogie Nights and make a movie Like
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  Speaker 1: that's the that's the concept of the idea. It's spinal Tap.
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  Speaker 3: You even got someone from Spinal Tap in your movie?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. I wrote the script. So it's basically
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  Speaker 1: a shot for shot remake us the original Spinal Tap.
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  Speaker 1: But it's in the vein of porn star right, a
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  Speaker 1: porn start of trying to make a or trying to
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  Speaker 1: stay relevant, like Spinal Tap yeah, and so I had
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  Speaker 1: gotten this. I had all these other I knew Wendy
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  Speaker 1: Mclinton Covey because we had the same agent at the time.
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  Speaker 1: I knew a bunch of the other improvisers on there,
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  Speaker 1: and so they all agreed to do it for free,
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  Speaker 1: to shoot the concept, the proof of concept video. And
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  Speaker 1: we we wanted like one person from Spinal Tap in
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  Speaker 1: there just as like homage to it, and we were
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  Speaker 1: able to get at Bigley Junior, and so he came
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  Speaker 1: in and he was the the Rob Reiner character from
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  Speaker 1: Spinal Tap, he was the documentarian, and so he came in,
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  Speaker 1: agreed to do it. We shot this whole thing in
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  Speaker 1: a day. Everyone worked for free because everyone the concept.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was all one day. We shot a
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minute proof of concept, started shopping around. Some film
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  Speaker 1: companies looked at it. They were they liked it, but
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  Speaker 1: at the same time, it was the problem was it.
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  Speaker 1: I had finished it right around the latter part of
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and eight, before the massive economic collapse. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you guys recall the fall of two thousand and eight,
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  Speaker 1: So no film companies were, no independent film companies, smaller
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  Speaker 1: film companies were doing anything. They just they got cold
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  Speaker 1: feet and they just shut everything down. So it kind
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  Speaker 1: of sat there. And then I think that's the problem
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  Speaker 1: with Hollywood. If something comes in and sits for two seconds,
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  Speaker 1: it's old and people move on from it. Right, So
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  Speaker 1: two years later I re reconceptualized the ideas. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: Reno nine to one one meets Bookie Nights, so that's
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  Speaker 1: a TV show instead of a movie. So I write
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  Speaker 1: up the pitch for that, and then I had a
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  Speaker 1: friend a connection at Comedy Central, So I get over
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  Speaker 1: Comedy Central and it's over there for like it's usually
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  Speaker 1: you hear back in like two days now. They don't
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  Speaker 1: want it, and this was like a week and a
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  Speaker 1: half had gone by, and I'm like, oh, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: heard anything. So I'm talking to my guys like He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I think they like it. I think they're like and
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  Speaker 1: so they started sending it around right, and then it's
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  Speaker 1: like two and a half weeks go by and I
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  Speaker 1: goes like this good. He is a good this is
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  Speaker 1: really good. They're trying to get to everybody in the office.
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  Speaker 1: They want everyone to see this. I'm like, awesome. And
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  Speaker 1: then like three weeks come and I get phone call.
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  Speaker 1: He's like yeah, they're going to pass. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 1: what you just said? Everyone liked it's but been there
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  Speaker 1: for like three weeks. Why they passing? And then they like,
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  Speaker 1: well the big nose. They think it's a better as
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  Speaker 1: a movie.
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  Speaker 3: I can do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's already. Let me dial it back to that old format. Hold.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So it was just it just kept going around
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  Speaker 1: and people liked it, and then it just eventually, like
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  Speaker 1: with everything just fizzles away.
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  Speaker 3: We should put a plug for that in the notes,
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  Speaker 3: because I think people should watch.
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  Speaker 2: It's really fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank you? Yeah, tell my YouTube. You can check
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  Speaker 1: it out on my YouTube page.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I cannot tell you how often I do a
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: couple of your comedy skits to bits to other people,
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  Speaker 2: but like poorly because I'm like, Eddie does this so
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: much better. But here's the gist and why you should listen,
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: and I did. There's there's two, there's the half assed magic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thanks, yeah, I love that so much. And then obviously,
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: as a Star Wars fan, the deck officer, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you like whip your head around?
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  Speaker 2: I can't even watch regular Star Wars like my mom
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  Speaker 2: and dad decided this year to watch Star Wars on
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  Speaker 2: May the fourth, Like that's all they just wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, let's watch original trilogy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, straight through. It was a long day. That's a
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  Speaker 2: long day. They might come on this show by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I'm running so scared. Anyway, we watched it
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  Speaker 2: and it gets to that scene and my mom's like,
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  Speaker 2: oh oh oh, this was this is where Eddie is
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  Speaker 2: like comedy bit would fit in if it was like
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  Speaker 2: part of the movie. And I was like, fuck, I've
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  Speaker 2: talked about it too much.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you have someone's mom.
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  Speaker 2: Quoting you, Eddie. You've made my mom has secretly, I
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  Speaker 2: really hoped that like Eddie would be in my life,
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  Speaker 2: like forever and moving up here without ever meeting them.
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  Speaker 2: My mom is more obsessed with the Penn's family than
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  Speaker 2: any of us are. It is bizarre, the blind faith
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  Speaker 2: and love that this woman has for someone she's never met.
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  Speaker 4: You promote them so well.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but the other two people the Penn's family are
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  Speaker 1: very good people at this one. But the other two
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  Speaker 1: are great.
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  Speaker 3: The algorithm brought you up for me today with your
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: vasectomy bit where it was like, oh, fucking got me
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  Speaker 3: so hard, And your Dad's like my dad's more punk
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: ride than you breaking.
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  Speaker 1: To keep going a cup of coffee from home?
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  Speaker 2: Is that part? Is that one part of the home
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  Speaker 2: depot thing where he's in the road.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh god, But that's like now. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: ring as true now because everyone has those portable thermoces
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: that they take those coffee families. Back in the eighties,
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  Speaker 1: my dad would literally take a coffee mug and go
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: driving the car, driving the car with a coffee mug
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  Speaker 1: and walk around home depot or back then it was
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  Speaker 1: called hackingers with a coffee mug.
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  Speaker 2: What year were you born?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know before. No, I'm a child of
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: the eighties.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: We're not that far apart in age, so I just
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: don't know that brand name.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: I think it was the East Coast might have been
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: East Coast Place, might have been East Coast Store.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: And I came. I came when I was pretty young
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  Speaker 2: because I'm I'm a Pittsburgh baby. Obviously. That's why tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch this Tomorrow, I won't be why do anything,
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  Speaker 2: because it's probably like November, if I'm being honest, But
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: what did.
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  Speaker 4: You call it yesterday? No, you're gonna watch I'm not
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  Speaker 4: the football game.
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  Speaker 2: I had to go to my parents' house. We're gonna
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: watch the video game.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Anybody's like the video game?
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: What I was like? Steelers, It's I mean, I look,
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  Speaker 2: there's no spoiler mobile. Yeah. Look, we filmed this show
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  Speaker 2: the way soap opera stare so behind the veil everybody recording.
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow is the first real season game for the Steelers.
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  Speaker 2: But yes, we've probably already lost. We've probably already lost,
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  Speaker 2: and I have no hopes at playoffs by the time
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  Speaker 2: you're listening to this, guys speaking.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: Of football, I have to admit a this this is
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  Speaker 3: maybe four years ago today, years old for me. The
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  Speaker 3: Washington team, the Commanders, I thought they were in Washington
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  Speaker 3: State for long.
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten that before from people like what do you
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  Speaker 1: really hear from you say, you're from Virginia. Why do
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  Speaker 1: you cheer for the Washington Yeah, they're like twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: from my house when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like they have a they haven't or they
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  Speaker 3: had a Native American mascot. Yes, I thought that was
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  Speaker 3: more of the region of Washington State. I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: that was the natives.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Live there too. Before we push them all well, yes,
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  Speaker 1: originally oiler, so that's why.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh DC, oh okay, Well on the.
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  Speaker 1: River, the big river is called the Potomac. That's a
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  Speaker 1: Native American.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you their Native American names. I love when people
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: try to say will Lammett because it's spelled wilhelmet well,
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: and so people get up and they're like, oh, I
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: was in the Wilhelmette Valley, And I'm like, do you
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  Speaker 2: mean to lammet it? Because we literally say it awful
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  Speaker 2: and perfect?
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: What about Clamus?
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: All town names that right by me?
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't even agree if it's Oregon or We're Gone, So.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Nevada Nevada. But they get mad about it, like,
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: calm down.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: You have you gotten booed at Brad Garrett's comedy club
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  Speaker 3: for saying it wrong?
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: No? I I purposely know how to say it right.
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  Speaker 1: Have learned. Nevada.
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  Speaker 2: The last time I saw you live and in person
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: doing a show, your opener was someone that's no offense,
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  Speaker 2: much more famous than you, and I thought it was
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: hilarious because it was the guy from God. It was
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Mike and Molly, And now he's on Bob Hart's Abashola
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  Speaker 2: or something and he's so skinny. Now it's like, oh,
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Billy Gardell, Yeah he opened for you.
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  Speaker 1: I did, yeah, open before me?
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  Speaker 3: Is that not considered opening?
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Not in LA, because it's a comedy In LA. In
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: New York is like this, every show is called a
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: showcase show where everyone does Like a lineup is like
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  Speaker 1: usually like anywhere from like five ten comics, everyone doing
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: like ten to ten to fifteen twenty minutes each. So's
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: if you're going the road, you go to a comedy club,
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  Speaker 1: you see a host, a feature in a headliner, then
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: you could say, whoever goes before me opens for me.
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  Speaker 1: In LA, show they just go before.
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  Speaker 3: He's got to get them happy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going last.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm still telling people that Billy Headline opened for you. Yeah, Okay,
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: people don't know. They don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I guess not. Yeah. Actually, in LA, you'd rather go
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: up early than late because people.
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: Leave, so leave after they've paid for a ticket.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, people leave.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think you've been to some of the comedy shows.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I have something.
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  Speaker 1: You want to be in the middle of the lineup
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  Speaker 1: in LA because it's the sweet spot, oh god, because
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: you go towards the end. If you're the last comic.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: You're getting the check drop and that's the worst part.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: You don't want that is distracting.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Yet you don't want to go.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Last, especially at Flappers. The check djob at Flappers.
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  Speaker 3: Is they change it. It's all all digital now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is it better now? As as as you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't live.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: There, I don't know that it's better.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I have to tell you so. Friend of the show, Pertle,
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  Speaker 2: this is just real quick back to us being old
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  Speaker 2: or whatever and and on the vein of the Native American.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: She sent me a clip the other day saying that
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: gen Z is they're thinking of starting to call gen
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Z the Christopher Columbus generation because they think they've discovered
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: everything and created so much.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: Like because they directed missus Doubtfi.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, that's my story.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we were with gen Y. We got
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: renamed millennial Eddie. I assume your gen X because you
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: can't wait for the meteor to hit killer the sweet
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: release of.
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  Speaker 2: Death as we were the Oregon Trail. Oh. Yeah, they
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: called us that brief flee us like geriatric millennials. Because
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: I'm eighty guide of this, I'm on the cusp of X.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: I don't really belong anywhere. Technically, if you look on
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  Speaker 2: most websites, eighty one and forward as millennials and seventy
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: nine is like eighty doesn't exist in a lot of
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: the online Like the school guys, I'm not really even here.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the eighty four were really in the middle. Like
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: it's sometimes it's hard to relate to.
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  Speaker 3: The elderly younger millennials.
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  Speaker 4: There's definitely a large rain.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when we got the internet.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Well, so much happened in the millennial generation where you
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: guys were like at the beginning of like sort of
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: the digital age, and then it yeah, completely Like.
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  Speaker 3: We got internet at my house when I was thirteen,
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  Speaker 3: so it was like broomed.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have internet college, right, I didn't have an
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  Speaker 1: email address until I graduated college.
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  Speaker 2: I pretended to like a girl in my school because
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: she had AOL and we didn't high school, I literally,
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  Speaker 2: But then I became like super good friends with her sister.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, aim, but yeah, we wanted to go scam
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  Speaker 2: on boys online and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so age tex location check things.
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  Speaker 2: Young people don't chat.
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  Speaker 3: Rooms where the Wild West.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, I learned a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I dipped into the chat rooms every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while.
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  Speaker 2: I used to go to one that was called lay
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  Speaker 2: Hotel Chat and there were not there were non sexy rooms,
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  Speaker 2: but there were also some sexy room. I learned a
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  Speaker 2: lot of things. I learned a lot early on, and
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  Speaker 2: not a lot of kinks at like sixteen seventeen, and
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm not I'm not judging you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just so curious why you want to talk about this, sir.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't have that because that had I had,
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  Speaker 1: he was already like twenty two. Yet I was kind
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  Speaker 1: of already into life. When I was like sixteen or seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: still stuck at home, I would have been in the
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  Speaker 1: chat rooms. Oh yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't miss much.
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  Speaker 3: Left left hand on the mouse, right hand on your junk, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: or oh no, you're left handed, never mind the other
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  Speaker 3: way right.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you're it's like you're cheating on yourself when
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  Speaker 2: you use in hand.
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  Speaker 3: Or you do this do the stranger? What did he
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  Speaker 3: tell you?
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  Speaker 5: That's how he does it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so a boy share with the other.
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  Speaker 3: So I touched myself.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do now? I have an uncomfortable visual
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  Speaker 2: image of my dead friend.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for the stranger jerking and anything else?
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  Speaker 4: You want a claw that?
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Why would you make that would work?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: There's not enough friction?
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you give a bad hand job when
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: you were younger?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Christ?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: That is happening right now with your handy.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: You can't get enough friction or pressure that way.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: My husband just what your husband does?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Does that? How?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: How? I don't?
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Its going to make you very arthritic after a while, Like, yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: You'd cramp.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: Club beat up the toy story, bye, my friend.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Well, Kristen broke eron, guys.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I guess you can catch it right away, right, you're
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: your own reskin. It doesn't go anywhere, sort of a
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: cap on the oil.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what I want? A palm full of comb.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I was like, you know what I need today?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Full of com Eric this episode?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, all right, let's talk about the episode please.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, enough fooling around with Edwin, whose name I I
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: tried to say Eddar last time I saw him in person.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know why my mouth's at edter editter. He's like,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: my name's Edwin, and I was like, I know that,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: but apparently my mouth doesn't.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Talk about Season two.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Episode sixteen, what and then there was one.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: It's called Oh someone Die Maybe Eddie.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: The original air date January thirty first, nineteen eighty seven.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Director was Terry Hughes, writer was Russell Marcus. So Now
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: based on the title and then there was one Eddie
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: and Kristen, please tell us what you think the episode
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: is about, and feel free to make up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: While obviously they're all fighting over a social security check, right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: They're all, Oh, it's like a belt match where they
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: put the.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Latter and they hang it above you. They hang it
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: in on the roof, and they have a title, they
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: have a ladder and they just fight to the death.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but the social already checked.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: You need to write new episodes.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I've been trying to get Eddie to do something creative
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: with me for a very long time, and I will
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: keep pushing him on that front till I die or
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: one of us.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: As soon as the sun can drive, he'll be free
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: a little bit more.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. He's only got one more year
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: with us than he's going to college.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Wait, is he ahead of things then?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Right, he's a junior, so he's got this year. Then
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I guess next year. But it seems like it's going
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: by so fast.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Seems like I found a picture of him back in
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: the day. We were standing outside improv with Tim Ridley
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: and his wife who had thrown in from Australia, and.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I think he was like like twenty nineteen.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I think seven eight. In the picture he was little.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Oh well, he was probably he was either nine or ten.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I think it was nine maybe ten.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: It was pre COVID.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Do you know when he was born? Were you there?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I was, but it's a blur.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: That's okay, I don't.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: That was he's ten years old.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Crazy and now he's like as tall as you.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: He shut up almost. He's a He's a man.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: He's a man. Christian, what do you think this episode
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: will be about?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: She's cheating?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: No, No, he's reading.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: She's reading at the title.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Wait till she starts taking notes while we're watching the episode.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Christian, does your shirts keep it cheesy? By the way, Yes,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: that's amazing.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah shirt, yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Wow. We can't all have a Myrtle Beach original on.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: But her shirt is very oh.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, marked for the show. Nice.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: And then there was one they're gonna play. I can't
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: think of the name of the game. Now where you
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: sit in the chairs musical chairs, musical chair musical chairs.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Wow, and this is the lady throwing shade when I
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: accidentally said video game instead of football.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: The two elements of the game are the title of
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they're gonna play musical chairs.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Alright now, Kristin and Eddie, can you please decide which
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: of the four girls will be the villain and will
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: have to paint them as they.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Blanche?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: So it might be that might be the obvious one,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: but I'm still gonna go Blanche.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: They almost the guest, and Kristin almost always pick someone
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: that I'm success was very rarely.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: She's really good at villainizing people.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Watch out, Eddie.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I say nice, sweet, touching things to Eddie that no
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: one ever hears all the time, and he.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Leaves you on Red.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Oh no no.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Not like some of the people have asked to be
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: guests on our show. Those people believe me on Red.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Thank you Eddie for not doing that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: No, I have screenshots of everything.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: In case he gets accused of something later.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: His name he learned from Yes four, so later he
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: can be like, no, guys, look, Aaron really likes me.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: She's lying. She doesn't want to ship on my mouth.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: At all.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: She's a nice person. No, I send Eddie terrible comedy
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: things late at night when I'm high.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Also, well, you get the ideas? Are they voice messages?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I love when she right here like period, Like she
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: thinks she's dictating to the phone, but she says it
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: period to the.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Voicemail period explanation.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Point, I believe it or not. I try to listen
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: to the ones I send Eddie first. Do you guys
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: get unedited?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I get a first.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I just listened to make sure I don't say things
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: like period, so that he doesn't stop respecting me entirely.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: He gets responses from us like are you having a stroke?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Are you high? Are you okay?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Nam make him laugh? Comedians need like I need weird
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: ship to make him laugh, right.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I trust that, you guys.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: It's like being a porn star. You need weird shit
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: now right.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's such a part.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I trust that he's going to filter through and if
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: there's something funny there, he'll respond, and if not, he'll
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: just politely pretend like it didn't happen. It'll just hang
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: there in the air.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: It's like, and I can't make this underread how do
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you make that?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: A couple of times I've said that bad huh, because
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I know because I go back in the next day. Anyway,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: let's not shit on Aaron's terrible comedy styling.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: We love you, Aaron.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Let's let's take a break. We're gonna listen to our sponsors.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: They're awesome, probably I don't know who they are yet,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: and then we're going to watch the episode.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: Hey, Jeff, Yeah, Jeff. Remember yesterday I was telling you
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: how I wished I could have seen one of Billy
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: Joel's sold out shows at Madison Square Garden.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I said, you should go see Taylor Swift instead. She's
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the modern day Billy Joel.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: Well, today my phone said I should read an interview
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: with Billy Joel where he talks about both retirement and
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: Taylor Swift.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Till Man, it's always so creepy when that happens.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: We should do a podcast about how our devices are
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: always listening to us.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: We already do. It's called suggested articles.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: A podcast we.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Talk about how technology is always spying on us and
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: how those tech corporations are such big buttholes.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: Dude, you can't say buttholes on a podcast. Promo.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, we already did twice.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: Join us every other Monday on suggested articles, the podcast
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: on your favorite podcast app, part.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Of the Odd PUDs Media Network.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Welcome Back. We just watched an episode.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I was riveted by it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: It was very robe heavy, Aaron.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: A lot of mourning, a lot of mourning.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: So many robes.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: They did two mornings, two different mornings we saw.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they and they have different robes like every episode.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: It's like, how do you they have to have like
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: a whole like shed in the backyard just for.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Robes percent of their wardrobe?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I would do you don own one? Maybe two if
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: it's in the laundry.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Especially in Florida, right right?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, old people get cold easy, Eddie.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so humid, then just open the window. So humid
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: in Florida, you.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Can't open the window because their hair will melt, that's true,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: from the humid.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: It can't set their hair.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I think of Betty White's hair.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Oh heavens. All right, Well, anyone have anything they want
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: to talk about? And Eddie was I think you mentioned
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: you thought maybe Blanche was going to drown the baby
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: at one point.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I thought so, I thought that's where it was headed.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: And then they would have to get rid of the
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: baby corpse, so Plance wouldn't get arrested.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: That's that's what you honestly thought. You remember watching as a.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Child was going to happen, and then they all got
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: arrested except for one of them, and that was the only.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Which one would be not a Rose Rose would have been.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: I wasn't involved, So yeah.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: We can't. We can't put a mentally handicapped person in prison.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: But you throws. Yeah, they're like, she's too we can't
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, yeah, that's fair, that's fair. Well, I
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: know that one of the members of our show is
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: very competitive, but I know that Eddie is not.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: No, Eddie does a quiz every week.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah competitive, Well I asked him and I said, hey,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: how's this going to go.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not a not super competitive.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: I'm competitive, but at the end, if I don't win,
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: it's not a big deal. I just enjoyed the competition.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: During the I beat her twice, Eddie, and I think
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: she's losing her mind.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: My friend twice ever, and then my friend Weslie, who
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: is a newscaster up here in the Portland area. She
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: was so aggressively competitive against Kristen it was. It was concerning,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: and also she didn't when you when we get to
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: this in a second, your name is your buzzer, so
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: you're just gonna be like and I'll be like, okay,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: here's your quite.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Decided you have to have two syllables, so it's Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yes. The two syllable rule was because Kristen felt one
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: of our guests name was too short and he had
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: an advantage. Yeah, anyway, but Wesley was waving her arms
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: like a muppet, and we were like, Hi, I'm reading,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I can't see you muppet waves. Say your name anyway.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: So we're just gonna jump in the heir of the
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: very difficult Did you take any notes?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me, I refused to.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait for this. Then I made some
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: of them extra hard because I anticipated.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: That Eddie Antelope.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: For what I'm asking of you guys, for this quiz,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I'm eliciting a potential response.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I'm excited, all right.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: So let's just start at the beginning. We've heard it thrice,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: but once more with feeling what is Sophia eating At
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: the beginning of the episode, I think I don't.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: You don't have to say, Eddie, Eddie.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Eddie, Eddie, I don't even know you all said it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: It was Kristy staggered. Yes, Kristy, go ahead, Linguini clam sauce, yes, yeah,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: all right, that you like it, Eddie.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: No, I love clam sauce.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Cape point for Chris.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: But you do like spaghetti.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I like spaghetti, just not clam sauce, just.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Like a red sauce.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what unusual place in a prior episode? Did
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Sophia have her clam.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Sauce Gina, Yes, in her suitcase? Yes, oh that's not
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: but Eddie wouldn't know that. That's not fair.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Well, Eddie, you're not listening other episodes about other episodes. Okay,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: it's fine, fine, Yes, and the reason that clam sauce
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: was in her suitcase? I guess we'll just fill Eddie and.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Ask him about Cobra commander was there?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: We go hig.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: It.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Phil's wife does not cook, so she was taking clams. Okay, yes, fine,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: we'll just we'll just stick to the actual questions.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Season three you want to ask while we're doing this.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we haven't watched.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Season three yet.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was even the playing Field.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: It's not my fault that you haven't watched the show
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: in forty years. Eddie. That's all right, here we go.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: What did Rose sign the girls up to do for
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: the walk?
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: Eddie?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I think that was Eddie.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I think Eddie was first.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: To do for the walk. Yeah.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: What did Rose sign the women up? What was their
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: job for the walk?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: To watch? Yeah? I thought they signed him up for
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: a walk. I didn't listen, little question. I get into
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: this Trouba problem all the time. Uh they sign up
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to Uh, I guess watch kids?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: You got this?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got. Shockingly we got there and you
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: got the point.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I'm proud of.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: It was a journey.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It was only what the episode was about.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got he's got some.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: There's some questions so that you don't feel like a
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: loser if you don't win. What color is the phone
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: and you get.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Used to it? Eddie?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: What color is the phone in the kitchen?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, Gina, oh weird. Kristen just mouthed fucking bitch at me.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: That's so weird. We've been looking at this phone, Gina.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Did you know I think it's yellow?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: It is yellow?
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Point, Gina, isn't it like a pale yellow.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It's like a Manila It's like a Manila.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah, it's like a Manila yellow, like a
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: butter butter cup yellow. Look, we all know Henry Fiord
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: started the Fiord Foundation, uh for battle scum, the battle
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: scum battlescum battlescum typo. This bitch, I should fire her?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: But what car does Blanche say? He also made? Yes,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: the Fjord, the fjord filkin. All right, yeah, point Gena.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Come on, Kristen, I know you know that one.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Did you just she's laying.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Down, she's taking a dive.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Why does Rose say that Henry Fiord Junior didn't follow
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: in his father's.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Footsteps, Gina, Yes, because he was above scum was beneath him.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, come on, guys, all right, this next one is
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: a list. It's one of my favorite things on this
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I have a couple all the time things. So how
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: do you transform an ordinary potato into a homemade mister
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: potato head?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, put a chain on him? Mm hmm.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Before that, before that, that was the joke Dorothy made.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's stay let's who did you buzz.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: In miss Broccoli on the head?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: No, we're talking. You got it wrong.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I only know the raisin eyes. I know you list.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you listed every little part, the whole list,
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: the whole list.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: It's only like three things.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Three things. Guys. Fine, it says unbelievable. I guess I'm
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: going to give this to no one.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: You get the point, yeah, or Gina, maybe.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: You got two of the three. It's two little raisin eyes,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: carrot nos and a cucumber mouth cucumber.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: There's no broccoli hair.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Can you wait for the next question?
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: You might be no questions? Is that I'd give it
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: to Chris, to Aaron, it's a stump, Yeah, all.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Right, when you add broccoli hair and a gold chain.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: What does Dorothy say the whole master potato Head should
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: be called Eddie?
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: You have to wait till she finishes the question.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, Eddie.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: What it's not correct, it's not right. That's not what
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: she said.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Tell him Christy Hammy Potato Jr.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Hammy Sammy Potato.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Said, Sammy Davis, Sammy Potato.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: That's who it's inspired by.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Just give him a pity point. You would argue with
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Alex I haven't awarded a pity point in a while
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: give him awful.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: I don't get the point.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: You get the point, you got it right, but he
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: gets it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: It's a separate pitying point in its own.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: All have no idea.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Christ, Thank God, we're not giving a listener guests or
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: like a listener.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: He is competing for the guest prize.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: For he is competing for.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know about that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: The guest prize, Eddie is a one of a kind
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: sculpture made out of low McDonald's toys. Oh, that sounds
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: cool and spray painted gold later.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: That sounds really awesome.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It is kind of.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Guess that gets the most points for the season. So
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: that's our way of getting you.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Bry Eddie.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, you will be here for the next episode.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I think, all right, let's move on. This is a
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: two part question, two points possible. Okay, what is Sophia's
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: number for the race and where is it pinned Kristen? Yes,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Kristen pinned to her purse?
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Yes? Okay?
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: What number does Norman's dad have on Kristen?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Norman's dad, Norman was a little ship eighty seven. She
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: wrote that down.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, honestly thought that episod would be more
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Norman heavy.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Now, It's like it was going that way where it
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: was going to go. He was going to take the
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: baby and run away into the woods.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Something was going to happen. Norman's dad touched him, and
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: he didn't want to go back to Norman's dad. Oh,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: very special, golden, very special gold That's why he acts out, took.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: His shirt off, wrote the Golden Girls. It would have been.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Like the Fresh Prince Dark.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: My dad, like after school special with the baby drowning.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: And anyway, all right, what does Norman called Dorothy?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Oh got it? I think you get this one.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Are the bride of Frankenstein.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: M m the monster takes a wife?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: All right, that's fine, Blanche, we'll just move on.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: It's fine for Aaron.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Blanche was the only girl in fifth grade to have
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: what Kristin?
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, Kristin a boyfriend with a fake ID.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yep, okay, next question list again? Oh gotta give me
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: a mall.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Just you throw the grocery list away.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: All the time. I wing it every time.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I love that for you. I love that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I just got a hundred things of celery? Is that good?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Oreos oreos babe.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: M Look, Tracy taught me the value of bud light
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: the night before an important meeting. If you're out socializing.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: She's a big bud light advocate.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Huge, I'm less foggy at a meeting if I have
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: that versus like I used to keep up with back
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: in the day. I used to like one for one
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: with Ralph with the whiskey sodas.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, it.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Was too much, and so now now I'm like a
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: couple of light beers and that.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Beer.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Let's move on. Rose had a great time at the
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Deep Root Vegetable Festival. But what all did she do
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: while she was there?
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Okay, they had candy turnips and then you had
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: to guess the turnips in the glass jar and bobbing
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: for you.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: That's not right, it's not what's in the glass jar?
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: I realized, do you know what's in.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: The glass jar? Eddie?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Sweet potatoes?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: He's right?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: What's so they each get a point? Or what the god?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Two of the three?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I knew that because I hate I hate sweet potatoes,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: so it stuck in my head.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: I do too.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan, all right, just figured it out,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: kristin a sign those points?
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Do you like regular potatoes?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Though I do like regular potatoes.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my boy.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I guess Eddie gets a point for the assist and
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: you get to can we give.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Potatoes a point?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Potatoes deserve a point and then potato.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, wait for potatoes, got it.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: We'll just move along. Despite the fun she was having
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: at the Deep Root Vegetable Festival, who does Rose say
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: she nearly ended up with as parents.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Kristin, Yes, the bearded lady and the man that hoes
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: down the elephants?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yes, huh huh.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I have no recollection of that part.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: I heard that's small in the margins.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Talking, So I'm sorry if I distracted you. That's okay,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I'm a chatter. It's all okay because at the end
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: of the day, Rose follows what star homes now? Yes,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Kristen the Texa Coast Star?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'd rather go to the which one had
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: the dinosaur Sinclair Claire?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Much like Abby, Rose's uncle, Lester doesn't get a lot
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: of the corn in his mouth. What do they do
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: with the corn that fell on Lester's pants? Ed, Eddie?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: They cream it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: For him to eat later?
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dream corn is good?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: How do you cream it?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Basically? Add heavy no, you take the kernels. There's like
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: some heavy cream and some sweet.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: With it and make it thinner. Then you can use
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: it for like a corn cou I.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Don't care for them. Okay, Eddie, it's weird, right, yeah, Okay,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I'm on the pickier side.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like Eddie, when Lester had one tooth, I was like, well,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I've found a way to write Abbey into a question. Finally,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: on our shop.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: What you're doing right now?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: She's napping by thet She's doing the lord's work, taking
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: a nap. All right, finish the line. Okay, the older
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: you get, the better you get. Unless Kristen, Yes, Kristin,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: you're a banana.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: That needs to go in your stencil on the wall.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Next thing, Yeah, hey.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Older bananas are good because they're good for making banana bread.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: And then why don't Emily's parents pick her up? This
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: is the last question. Why do Emily. Let's just try
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: that again. Why do Emily's parents not pick her up?
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Yes, because they had triplets.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. That episode makes no sense
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: unless he Unless he left Emily's mom and and Emily's maybe.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: They adopted Emily and then they got.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: That's the only wagnant yea.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Emily's If Emily didn't come from Emily's mom, that's the
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: only way, because that baby is too too young for her.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Baby was not not at least nine months.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Unless those triplets are like two month old premies, and
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the they.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Were seven months triplets were miscarriages.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: There's no way.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, they were going to drown Emily. Why not kill
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: only babies? Kids die all the time them.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: We picked the wrong villain, guys, because Eddie keeps trying
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: to murder babies, and I feel like maybe Eddie was.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: The US is kind of high in infant mortality. You know,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: it's fine now it is, well, we're not going to
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: vaccinate him anymore, so it's going to go up.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: We also outlawed prenatal care. Any hoosel hoosela?
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Was that your last question?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: That was my last question?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Subar one, Let me guess, not me, Oh, it's a
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: spoiler alert.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I think we know one.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Was it Eddie no missus claw from inspector gadget?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, get gadget.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: You could also call it the jellyfish.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh, my sister used to do that all
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: the time. You'd go to give her high five.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Go jellyfish, what is wrong with your family?
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: And you got to give her a She goes.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: We get her on the show. I needn't meet this person.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: This is this Jessica.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: The gallo makes our glasses toppers.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I had like eighty six snapchats from her. I don't
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: go in Snapchat because I'm not fish.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're swapping nudes with her sister, that's right.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: And so I chat and there's like eighty seven thousand
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: videos of her cute little daughter, and I was like,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: holy shit, this really backs up if I don't go
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: in here daily. But also, I'm not sending nudes. I'm
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: just a middle age.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Why I use an app that deletes stuff? It's for
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: cheating and nudes? Right, I don't know who are you asking.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: I'm asking the world.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It used to be solely for like dick pics and
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: then and then it became more of a social media platform.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it still deletes it when you watch it, right,
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: I believe.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, you have the option not to.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I think there's a way to like save them, but
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: they go away. I'll speak to your sister off air
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: She saves them because she sends me the hard copy
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: video because I have videos pictures of all the nieces
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: and nephew.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, well, hey, do you have trivia
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: for us?
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: Jess?
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: I assure you all right. Christopher Burton played Norman Henderson.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: He was also on the show Webster. I think just
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: on a couple episodes. Okay, Nat Bernstein, Oh yeah, Nat
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Bernstein was Emily's father.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Ray Combs as Bob Henderson. He was on Amen and
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Down to Earth. I never saw those shows, did you, guys?
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: I'm like, why does that guy look so family?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: I'm he used to the guy Dawson who kisses everyone.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: That's why I was he.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Came after that guy, after Dawson.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Is he the one that died? Okay?
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably because Norman was such a dick, or Norman
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: killed him.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Ray Combs died, Yeah, I believe so.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Did he like tragically or not?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Arianna Richards was Lisa, one of the kids. If you
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: remember her. She was Lex in Jurassic Park and I
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: had to shout out her amazing jello acting.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Oh god, fuck the jello acting when she gets sneezed on.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Now that Abbey has.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Extra space, the jello acting.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I like that, and no, no, the jello acting was phenomenal,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: but she I feel her pain at that moment when
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: the dinosaur sneeze is on her because liquids and things
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: come out of toothless Abbey. Sometimes when she sneezes and.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: I I have I've been seized on by my dog.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: You just go thank you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: It is so great.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: I don't care. They just wag their tail.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: She's like, Okay, I did the thing, and does your.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Dog do that?
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Eddie Daily, No, I've had my niece's sneeze on me.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: He's what like three four four, almost twenty five four ish?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Hebby, he's almost sixteen. She's basically a thousand.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Bishop's like almost fifteen, okay. Scott Curtis was Timmy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: He was on a show called Aaron's Way. I don't
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: know what that is. Jessica Keenan Wynn was uncredited as Emily.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: She was young Tanya in Mama Mia, Here we Go Again,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: which I've never seen, but I figured Kristin and Aaron
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: may have.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I saw it once.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: It also notes that ray Colmbs was the warm up
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: comedian for the show.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Really did you ever get that?
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Kind of gig, Eddie.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: It's a tough gig to get, is it?
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Usually you gotta be someone's buddy.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Well, there's only on the show. It's usually like it's
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: almost like voiceover acting, where it's just it's a small
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: group of people that have all the jobs. So it's
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: if you're a warm up guy, you do several shows
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: and it's just hard to get, so you just go
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: to one. It's okay, select group of people that are
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: able to work.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: In it, okay. There was a couple of references I
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: wrote down during the show. Texaco has merged with Chevron
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: in two thousand and one, so I don't think there's
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: any more around. Have you guys seen any No, I
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: we never.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Had them up here.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: There was a reference to washing up off fruit due
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: to pesticides because Rose may have just been eating the fruit.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: And uh Sean Penn and paparazzi. In nineteen eighty five,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: he assaulted two journalists when he and Madonna were in Nashville.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: He was fined fifty dollars each. Oh was he married
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: to her? Just dating her? I forget?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I think they think they were married.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't he beat her up? Though? Any bad guy allegedly,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get stuped.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if he hit her,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: That's all I have for you. All Right, Well here's
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: the about Blanche.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so first of all, just right off the bat,
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: bitch is like, I don't even want my kids in
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: the house, and then is pissed that they're gonna babysit.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: So that's pretty fucked. Then she makes fun of Rose,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: who clearly is suffering mentally in this episode. She has
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: a hard time. This is the stupidest I think Rose
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: is in an episode today.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't remember being as dumb as this episode is.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and so so her her coming up with
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: the Fiord fialcan. That was just me and Rose was
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: having a rough day clearly. Then she decides she doesn't
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: want to hold the baby right and they're just like
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: shoving this doll at her and she's like flat armed,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: like backing up, like no, I can't drop it. I
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: won't take this from you. And that's fucked. But here's
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: the weirdest thing. She has this total thing where she
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: realizes she was a shitty mom, so and then she's
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: pretty sure she wants to just keep this person's baby.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: They've not even been gone like twenty four hours, and
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: she's gonna steal their baby. The fuck man? Right, you
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: didn't do it right the first time, why do you
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: think you'd do it right again?
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Pay what.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Mike? This one wasn't as strong. I don't feel as
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: confident about this one. I do feel like I could
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: have made a solid case though for Sophia.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Oh when Sophia said that she gets to get away
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: from the dits for the whole day, I haven't heard
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: the word dits in a very long time.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: That's my story.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Did you like the episode any What were your thoughts?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: It wasn't one of my favorite ones. That's fair, It
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: wasn't one of my favorite ones.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: You have one you remember from watching I.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Remember enjoying that. I used to watch it with my
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: grandmother when I was a kid, and I remember really
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: enjoying the show. But I remember the writing being tighter
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: than that.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Some of them are just hilarious.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Ye I'm saying I remember a lot of it, just
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: like just joke after Joe and then not. So I'm
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: just mean a lot of more. I don't remember them
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: being that mean and that overtly sexual.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Than I think we didn't understand that the as and
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: when we were younger. Yeah, because I feel the same
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: way about that.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wow, it's like every third joke is
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: some sort of sexual and window joke.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe they just went over your head.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I think we didn't get them when we were younger
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: because we've been surprised. We're almost done with season two
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: at this point, and we're we're like a lot of
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: sex and we haven't even gotten to the condoms. Rose condom, condom. Yeah,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: this is not one of the best episodes. We have
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: one of the best guests we've ever had this show.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I see what you did there.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I feel so bad. This show is just okay this week.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should stick around.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: We'll get you in town.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Don't leave town, and then you can come back on
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: our show next week four.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I'll probably have done laundry by then, so I'll probably
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: wearing the same shirt.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, we don't have a video podcast, right, so asy.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Why I fixed my hair this morning?
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: No, tell him it was video.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I just assumed. Sorry, I have to this is fixed.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: This hair is fixed.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: It's lovely.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: No, it's fine. That looks great, thank you look very
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: handsome Eddie Ben's thank you Okay.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Typically this is where Aaron asked if you'd like to
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: plug anything?
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: It was fun to have that awkward silence that you'll
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: edit out.
• 51:26
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• 52:05
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we had Jin came up with the idea
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: for the name. I knew there was another Not Today
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: out there, but we'll see this podcast. There's a thousand
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: that's just like that's.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Just a catchphrase that they were saying on I don't
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: think it's a podcast, but.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, I got that when we just started a Patreon
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: on that one. So you go check that out. If
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: you guys want to sign up, I appreciate. We still
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: drop the episodes for free every Friday, but if you
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: join the Patreon, you get him on Wednesday with some
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: bonus content that we're putting out too. So if you
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: want to join, support producer too, like we do a
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: proper producer and we're shooting the studio. That's why we're
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: basically set the Patreon.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: The studio the.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Studio because we actually paid to shoot there anyhow. And
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: then my other podcast, The Ramble with my friend Jerry
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: roacha we talk about nerd stuff and pop culture and
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: stuff like that.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I love him, I don't.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: It was just his birthday when we when we.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Were two months ago, two months ago in September, it
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: was his birthday. I also have a fourth podcast. Fourth
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: podcast I just started again with my friend Jerry Roach
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: and comedian Ty Barnett called We Ain't Right and it's
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: a it's a very political podcast.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: This another video one.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: We haven't put the videos out yet. We're on the
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: just where we get your podcast right now, So audio
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: don't if you don't want to hear about politics, don't
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: listen to that one. But we just sort of might
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: make you angry. Depends on what you're which way you lean,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: so but we ain't right kind of gives it away.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Oh I thought it was like we ain't right in
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: the head. I guess that's double double meaning.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Oh so check that one out if you guys want to,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: or just go to eddiepins dot com or check following
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: me on my socials at Eddie Pence.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Watch Tug Johnson.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Watch Tug Johnson on my YouTube.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: You need it because it's part of the cannon of
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: spinal tap too coming out because it was Stumpy peeps
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: and now he's a producer on your shir No, he's
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: the documentary.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I'm literally right now like quiet because I'm downloading and
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: following right exit. Thanks, thanks, I religiously this is usually
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: the point where I'd be like, what's up? Tell us
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: your socials, Chris, tell us our socials, Kristen. But really quickly,
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: I just a soapbox here. I used to listen to
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: four hours of Eddie.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Oh god, oh a.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Lot of Eddie.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was not four full hours, but Jen.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: And when I when I was doing that show, I
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: was doing that five days a week, and I was
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: doing Ralph five days a week plus Jerry not today.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I was doing bye. From from Monday to Friday, I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: was putting out twenty three hours of podcasting every week.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: It was like your semi retired now.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: It was a long it was that was a lot
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: of stuff.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Hours was that one like it was in the radio show? Yes,
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: oh okay, okay.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Three hours. That was from like ten to one every day,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: and then it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Felt longer.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: It felt longer. It was just three It was just
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: three hours a day, but.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: It filled such a nice hole and in my day,
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: especially because it was on during COVID, so I wasn't
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: going anywhere, so I was just like, I can't watch
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: TV anymore. But you did a thing on there that
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: I fucking miss and and I know you don't have
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: a lot of free time in your life, but I
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: loved your ASMR.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I would do the sports, the sports, sports
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: scores with a f R.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: That's pretty funny, Like you just whispered into the mic.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I would whisper and then I would like crinkle things
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: and yeah, noise.
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: No.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: But it was all those all soccer. He'd be like soccer.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: He'd be like, Liverpool played Manchester and they both scored zero.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: So it's like it never happened. It was so fucking funny.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: I waited every episode for that moment.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Then I'll listen to the rest highlights.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: So I guess my point is, guys, if you're not
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: listening to Eddie everywhere possible, you're fucking missing out.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I love Eddie's flor Friday. Yes, sometimes you're like I
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: got this.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, you did bring that from that you
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: brought that.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we brought that one over. Yeah that was on
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Swings and Missus. Now we do it. I'm not today.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Every once in a while, when I'm in a
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: zoom with friends, I'll throw up the shower bucket artwork
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: I did for you guys, and people are like, why
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: is there a sad polar bear in the shower next
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: to a bucket?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's had to be there.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: To be fair. I also occasionally put you shirtless with
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: the chicken nuggets up.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: I have patio lantern on my wall. Franged never one.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: You guys don't do it that much.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Rof got to the boy raz. He felt like
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: it was people. He was asking too much for people
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: to donate money every week to a charity.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Sorry, but it started with we wanted to win your art,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: so then just go back to that want your God,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: but also we like giving all right, well.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Yeah, you can reach us across all socials.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: At I'll cut your throat. You watch your shady pines,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Ma shady pines.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: You can reach out us across all socials at on
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: the Lanie Pod and you can also email us at
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: on the Lani Pod at gmail dot com. We would
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: love to hear from you.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, we would sweet. Where's Abby cheesecakes ready?
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: In the other room? I said, I didn't get Eddie cheesecake.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: He's a picky eater, and I like, you know, I.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Like chocolate cheesecake. I don't want like regular chocolate. Well,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: they want to cheese. They have like a die of
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: chocolate cheesecake cheese.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: I'm asking Abby if she has any for it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: I can't eat. I can't eat chocolate. I can't cut
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: it with my mouthy.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: You should try it, Abby, try some chocolate, drown the
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: baby and kill Abby if.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: You have to go. What a way to go?
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the last time Eddie and Aaron wherever friends
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: so rude. She is defying the laws of nature and
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: staying alive well I don't.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Despite how he treated her, She's gonna let him stay
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: for another episode.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she'll let you come back. Abby. Go get
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: him some nugs. He likes chicken nugg i.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Those are pretty good.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: All right, bye friends, all right but