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BONUS: Dream Jobs & Better Call La! · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, these are so good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you picked it up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy that you're thrilled about this episode of
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  Speaker 3: the Bonus podcast Get Them La Lac Today. I want
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  Speaker 3: to know what all of you guys currently do for
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  Speaker 3: a job. And by the way, it doesn't need to
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  Speaker 3: like earn you money, right if you're like you know what?
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  Speaker 3: Right now, I'm just kind of like a stay at
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  Speaker 3: home mom.
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  Speaker 1: But if I could do anything, not saying you don't
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  Speaker 1: love be a stay at home mom, but just like,
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  Speaker 1: let's venture into an alternate universe. If you could be anything,
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  Speaker 1: what would you be? So right now, I'm in entertainment.
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  Speaker 4: I've always wanted to be an entertainment from the time
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  Speaker 4: I was a tiny, tiny little tot.
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  Speaker 1: I do reality TV, I do this podcast. Whatever.
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  Speaker 4: If I could pick any other job besides what I'm
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  Speaker 4: doing now, I would want to be a homicide investigator. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I'd want to be the person they call when the
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  Speaker 4: police arrive and they're like, better call law and then
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  Speaker 4: I'd arrive. I'd say, what do we have, Johnny, He'd
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  Speaker 4: say thirty one year old female throat slashed and then I'd.
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  Speaker 5: Figure out who did it and come up just like that.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Wait, let's get real.
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  Speaker 2: Would you care? Like you walk in and there's blood.
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  Speaker 5: Everywhere, I'm throwing up?
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  Speaker 2: Are you immediately passing out? Lalla?
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  Speaker 1: Actually? Can I tell you? I have a fear of blood?
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  Speaker 4: But I think, oh, now you've taken me back to
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  Speaker 4: the phobia episode and I'm like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: No, and if you haven't heard it yet, it's coming up.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think I would be let's just say, in
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  Speaker 1: this universe, i'd be a gone Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I think I could roll in there and look and
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  Speaker 4: be more scientific brain rather than because that's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a mental thing for me.
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  Speaker 4: And when I talk to people about like my birthing experience, right,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I passed out with the initial needle
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  Speaker 4: in the arm, and they're like, well, how did you
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  Speaker 4: get the epidural because that needles like this big.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, no, you're giving me a visual. Yah,
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  Speaker 1: you're giving me a visual.
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  Speaker 4: If I can mentally check out, which I can because
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  Speaker 4: I've done it before, then we're fine.
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  Speaker 1: It's when I.
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  Speaker 4: Start talking myself like, Okay, a needle is in your
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  Speaker 4: arm and now blood is being extracted and going I'm
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  Speaker 4: going down and she's out. But if I could just
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  Speaker 4: walk into a crime scene and be very like matter
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  Speaker 4: of fact about we're trying to understand what happened. This
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  Speaker 4: is not about the wound or the blood. This is
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  Speaker 4: about what happened prior to make this happen.
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  Speaker 5: I have to say Dexter, when we were.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about spatter analysis, he's.
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  Speaker 6: The blood spat like dude who does all the blood
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  Speaker 6: spatter and then splatter, and so he takes pictures and
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  Speaker 6: that would help you of the knife went this way
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  Speaker 6: or the bullet came from this angle, which now can
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  Speaker 6: place who you're looking for it right certain spot.
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  Speaker 4: But that's a scientific mindset, right. I'm not sitting here being.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh he took the knife and gently glided.
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  Speaker 5: In the He just tells you where it was true, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, I'm thinking like, okay, he came in, he went
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  Speaker 4: this way, because that's why this blood is on this wall.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: Then he went this way. That's why she's cut from
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  Speaker 1: here to hear.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and your more motive focused. I think you
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  Speaker 2: want to know why they did it, who did it? Right,
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  Speaker 2: You're like more motive versus like the blood. You have
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  Speaker 2: a Dexter for.
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  Speaker 4: That and the best part about it is once you
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  Speaker 4: find like, who your suspects.
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  Speaker 2: Are, you kill him yourself, no, dexter it.
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  Speaker 4: My most favorite part is bringing them in and I
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  Speaker 4: get to sit down with them and be like, hey, Jonathan,
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  Speaker 4: how you doing today? So as you know, and then
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  Speaker 4: I get to interrogate and read them like a book,
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  Speaker 4: yeah and.
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  Speaker 1: Go, you know what, I don't think that's how it
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  Speaker 1: happened at all. Oh my god, I want to be
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  Speaker 1: a murder investigator.
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  Speaker 2: So bad and so well at that we should know.
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  Speaker 2: We should play that one time and I can be
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  Speaker 2: the murderer. And you see if you crack me because
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to ask for my lawyer, I'm gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying another thing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, everyone knows that if I read you your Miranda
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  Speaker 4: rights and you are indeed arrested for the murder of
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  Speaker 4: so and so, then you better keep your fucking mouth shut.
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  Speaker 4: When I watch the first forty eight, let me tell
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  Speaker 4: you something, and they pull people in and they're not
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  Speaker 4: a suspect yet, they're just pulled in for questioning even
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  Speaker 4: if they didn't do it. Why are you talking to
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  Speaker 4: these people?
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  Speaker 1: You want to know? What else? Though? If I ever
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  Speaker 1: got called in because there was like a murder investigation.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: They called me in.
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  Speaker 4: I'd say, I'm I'll say one thing to you guys, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and then they'd be like, we're going to get her, and
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  Speaker 4: I'd say, I'm going to need uh my lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Robert Shapiro.
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  Speaker 2: Got him, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know, but I would want to get him like
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  Speaker 1: really hyped up.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to need a lawyer, and then you're free
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  Speaker 1: to we need to play clue.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not asking for a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Why you're talking.
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  Speaker 2: No, if I didn't do it, I'm because that I
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  Speaker 2: feel like I look guilty. I'm going no, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see in prison.
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  Speaker 2: Nobe.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, even if you didn't do it, lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe I pretend I did it just for a
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  Speaker 2: little excitement. I'm like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Did I do it just because I feel like someone
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  Speaker 4: needs to babysit your life for just a moment?
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  Speaker 1: They did I do?
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  Speaker 2: I put it like knife in under my pillow or something, and.
• 6:03
  Speaker 5: Then you can be on Oranges of the New Black.
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  Speaker 4: Did you guys see that woman who like went insane
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  Speaker 4: on her boyfriend and killed him, but like they don't
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  Speaker 4: know if she did it yet.
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  Speaker 1: They leave her in the room, they leave her, She's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did it, Yeah, I fucking did it. I think
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  Speaker 1: we can make the arrest. Now, well, did you kill him? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I fucking did it. It goes insane.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, well what is that documentary you guys where they
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: left his mic on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's how they caught him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so good.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good. What would you guys want to be?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I'll tell you. I thought about this. This
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  Speaker 2: is a real life answer.
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  Speaker 1: Because you wanted to be a nurse.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to until I fainted after blood. I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to be a nurse. Then I went to event organizer.
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  Speaker 2: Then I went into anesthesiologist. Then I went into music
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  Speaker 2: business degree and now and that's what I graduated, didn't
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  Speaker 2: graduate with and then anyway.
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  Speaker 4: So you've lived a lot of life for someone of
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  Speaker 4: like thirty something years old, Like that's too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how long did you do the I was.
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  Speaker 2: Going to school, so it was nursing, and then I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I could be an anesthesiologist. So I started
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  Speaker 2: taking like the pre med classes and then I was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I can't do this. But all of that to say,
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  Speaker 2: I got into like writing and moved to la all
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  Speaker 2: of that. But here's what it is. I really thought
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  Speaker 2: about this last night when we posted this. My dream
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  Speaker 2: job is to have, is to create content that brings
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  Speaker 2: people joy. So technically I'm living my dream job because
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  Speaker 2: we have this podcast and people smile and they laugh,
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  Speaker 2: and as much little meanies as there are out there
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  Speaker 2: sending me yucky dms, there are even way more nice people.
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  Speaker 2: So that is technically it now now, So I love
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  Speaker 2: it like this is the great I mean, it's clear
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  Speaker 2: that this is the greatest job I've ever had. I
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  Speaker 2: love you, I love this crew. This is like I
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  Speaker 2: love it.
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  Speaker 1: I love you're You're in your element.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in my element. I'm in my dream. If we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna go like fun and silly, I guess maybe something
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  Speaker 2: to do with I don't know. I was gonna say murder,
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  Speaker 2: but I just don't think I could do it. It's
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  Speaker 2: just not real. I just don't think I could do
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  Speaker 2: like a murder. Like if we're really going dream job,
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  Speaker 2: I'm living it.
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  Speaker 1: What about a lawyer criminal?
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  Speaker 5: That's what? Yeah, it's me?
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  Speaker 4: Would you want to I don't know it suits, a
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  Speaker 4: criminal attorney. Are they criminal lawyers? They would have to
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  Speaker 4: so I can't imagine any other interesting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it made me want like I like the lifestyle.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just it's inviting and that's what
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  Speaker 5: I would like to do. You can choose that or
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  Speaker 5: like a detective.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, a singer but I can't sing.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. This is a This is what you
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  Speaker 1: would want to be if you could be.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Tate McCray, what kind of music would
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  Speaker 2: you sing Tay mccray's music.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with who this person is.
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  Speaker 2: She just is like pop, but she's like it's like
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  Speaker 2: R and B and she dances. I can't dance either,
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  Speaker 2: but if I could sing and.
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  Speaker 7: Dance, she's almost like the new Britney spears as a
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  Speaker 7: sense of like she has she dances to every song
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  Speaker 7: she has.
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  Speaker 5: She has a dance and she's so concerts are really good.
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  Speaker 1: So she's like an actual performer.
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  Speaker 5: She was a dancer before a singer or yes.
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  Speaker 2: Or Chapel Roone. Chaperone's amazing too. She's big into like
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  Speaker 2: the drag scene anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so that's what you would be if you could
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  Speaker 4: be that, yes, excellent, and Easton you said you'd want
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  Speaker 4: to be something along the line like a criminal attorney
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  Speaker 4: like suits and then.
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  Speaker 5: It probably just a detective.
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  Speaker 7: It would be I mean, music would be fun like
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  Speaker 7: I would love to be like a like a jock
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  Speaker 7: queeze like sing or yeah, Trey Songs, M I could see.
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  Speaker 1: Ray Songs is a little whiny though.
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  Speaker 5: Well I'm just saying and baked sing August.
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  Speaker 1: Artist Augustyle Sina entanglement.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what's a Trey Songs song? Is it like making
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: love face? Is?
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  Speaker 4: What was a song we were listening to on the
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  Speaker 4: way here that he was like kind of crying.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see the first song that pops up with Trey
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  Speaker 2: Songs and see if you guys can guess that just barely.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a couple of weeks ago. I think
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  Speaker 1: being a singer would be.
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  Speaker 2: Funny, La la you, but you could actually sing, and
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  Speaker 2: so can you.
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  Speaker 4: I want to be I would want to be like
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  Speaker 4: Celine Dion type style. Honestly, I don't mean I don't
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  Speaker 4: like dancing is cool. But when I think about what
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  Speaker 4: kind of artist I would want to be, it would
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  Speaker 4: be like the Adeles, like give me a mic, minimal
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  Speaker 4: instruments behind me. Did you guys watch her perform Easy
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  Speaker 4: on Me where it's just her, the mic Her instrumentals
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  Speaker 4: and then just like the ocean, like ocean waves in
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  Speaker 4: the background.
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  Speaker 2: Giant No, but I just got goosebumps because I was
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: thought you were talking about the observatory performance. Did you
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  Speaker 2: see any of that?
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  Speaker 4: I've seen pretty much all of her performances. I go
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: into a an adel.
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  Speaker 2: Hole an adele hole a right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I go into. What do our friends want
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  Speaker 1: to be?
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  Speaker 2: Our friends are so fun?
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  Speaker 4: Because you know what Naa says. I know why I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I know why I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Be what I want to be, be what I want
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  Speaker 2: to be if I work hard at it, If I
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  Speaker 2: work hard at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be where I want to be. There we go,
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  Speaker 1: So let's see.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Uh, bitch can drink? Said, bitch can drink?
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: Bitch can drink? Currently a retail manager would love to
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: run a beach bar? That adds up with your handle?
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  Speaker 2: Also that incredible?
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  Speaker 1: She wants to own a beach bark?
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  Speaker 2: Would love to run a beach or? How fun would
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  Speaker 2: that be?
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  Speaker 1: I wonder where?
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  Speaker 2: Probably Hawaii, guys, that sounds so fun. Back up, we
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  Speaker 2: have a food truck or a coffee truck in the
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  Speaker 2: North Shore, like where we vacation. How fun.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a lot of fun. You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes every time I think like I want to be
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  Speaker 4: in a big city solving crime.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, you know what, maybe I just
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  Speaker 1: want to make like fish tacos in Hawaii or.
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  Speaker 5: Right, or work at Dole in Hawaii. You guys go, no,
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: but it.
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  Speaker 1: But We're there for two weeks this year.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm so freaking excited, and let me tell you,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going no matter what.
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  Speaker 1: To Dole to Hawaii, WI. Yeah, well you can stay
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: with us if you want.
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  Speaker 2: I have to give me Hawaii or give me death.
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  Speaker 2: This person says radiology tech. Oh my gosh, my absolute
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: dream is a flight attendant. Hard eyes boy. You could
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: do this, I think, But we don't know the life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah maybe, yeah, kids, maybe you never.
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  Speaker 4: Know, right because flight attendants. I feel like most of
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  Speaker 4: the flight attendants that I know don't have children, or
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  Speaker 4: their children are older. However, I've been on planes with
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: flight attendants and they'll sit there and talk to their
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  Speaker 4: fellow flight attendant or talking about how they have like
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: two weeks off and they're gonna go with their kids
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: to go camping or something like that. So I feel
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: like it's about finding balance in life, right, because here's
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: a deal. We have to bring in paychecks, and like
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: my mom says, you're at your job more than your
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: like at home, you spend most of your time because
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: it's intense to pay bills.
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  Speaker 1: We got to work, right, So you need to be
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: doing something that you love a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you do, missus.
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  Speaker 4: I picture myself as like Britney Spears in Toxic if
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  Speaker 4: I were a flight attendant.
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  Speaker 2: A hundred with the red dress right now and that hat,
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  Speaker 2: That's how I would dress. That's toxic, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: And that is so funny. What are other people saying?
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love this? Why is this making me emotional?
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: I started as a hairdresser, had kids, stayed home. Now
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  Speaker 2: I have a flower farm, which is my real dream job.
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  Speaker 2: A flower farm. How dreamy is that? That's like story bookshit.
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  Speaker 5: You couldn't be unhappy clipping flowers.
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  Speaker 4: Like you know what she could do, honest to god,
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  Speaker 4: what she could have like a full Instagram account based
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  Speaker 4: off of her flower farm and like make floral arrangements
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  Speaker 4: and get paid a ton of money to be doing
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  Speaker 4: that like she might though, Oh did she say she's
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: that's her dream job.
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  Speaker 2: She's living it.
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  Speaker 1: She's living it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, That's why I was like, I got goosebumps. Because
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: she was a then had kids, then stayed home, and
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: then started a flower farm. She probably does either Instagram
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: or she takes her flowers to farmer's markets and you
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: know how you sell them there, and they're so beautiful.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: When Lisa vander Pump's father passed away, I reached out
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: to Pandora and I said, because you know LVP. When
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: you think of LVP, you think, oh my gosh, fabulous, right,
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: just everything is over the top. You think like very feminine,
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: girly crystals, diamonds, all the stuff, popping champagne. But I
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: really think flowers because she's the woman, and she doesn't
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: send anyone down uh to go grab the flowers in
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  Speaker 4: downtown La. She goes bright and early to get the
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: best ones for all of her restaurants in her house,
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  Speaker 4: so she has fresh florals weekly, probably yeah and grand.
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  Speaker 4: So I was asking Pandora, I'm like, Okay, I want
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: to send her something, and she probably doesn't have much
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: of an appetite because sometimes what I'll do is I'll
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: send flowers.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: But also I always go back.
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  Speaker 4: To Paris Hilton in the Simple Life when she talks
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  Speaker 4: about getting flowers and she's like, thanks, they're gonna die
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: in like two days, and Nicole is like, it's the thought, Paris,
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: it's the thought.
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  Speaker 1: So I always think that way.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, so I'm gonna send something they can
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: consume as well. So I asked Pandora and she said
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: and in it, I said, I know your mom's like
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: the queen of flowers, so I don't want to send
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: her something that she's already like bombarded with on a
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: regular basis. And she said, you can send her whatever
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: you feel comfortable sending, but she has a passion for flowers.
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  Speaker 4: So I ended up sending the flowers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I don't know why that took me.
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  Speaker 4: There, but I'm like, there are people like our second mom,
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  Speaker 4: Kristin Russen.
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  Speaker 1: It's like florals are life.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: They're so special. I love fresh flowers, and I love it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I will go to Trader Joe's and buy flesh fresh
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: flowers for the house well when I have the time.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Once a week.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I love that, Yeah, I have.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: I think another dream job I would have is like
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: owning like a pet sanctuary and.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Like just having a giant far Yeah, like a big
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: land where they can all run and you.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: Know that, Lisa, all of it, like just any type
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: of animal.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: Donkeys, fuck it, bring them.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: On, donkey yeah, dam so much land.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Just land and just like taking care of them, making
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: sure their hooves are clean, just things like that and just.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Give them a good place and then adopting out. You know.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, mom, Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: That's my dream job. That's something that I could love forever.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: I've been thinking about the next type of home I
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: want to buy, and I'm.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Like, maybe relatable. I'm just kidding.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't mean that this is happening
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: just for the hell of it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: It's just for fun. I just like enjoy looking at
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: real estate. It's not like I'm like what can I
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: buy now, just like a simple piece of property. No,
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I'm just thinking like for fun. Yes, of course, I'm
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: like what would be cool to be in next? And
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: I'm like a lake house would be super cooler. I'm like, oh,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: a mountain house again, just like throwing shit out there
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: zillowing it and my mom our mom has said she
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: wants me to get her a place and I think
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: it's called what's it called Jessica acting, Oh.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: My god, acting in acting where we went to the
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: farm Sanctuary. Yes, beautiful, beautiful.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: She wants me to get her a piece of property
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: there to fill with. She wants a cow, she wants
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: a couple horses, she wants a pig, she wants a goat.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, acton, I know there's a there's an Akron, Ohio.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: This is act in California. And we went to the
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Farm Sanctory.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Either there's an It's beautiful, the city mountainous, stunning.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I think I want one day because I do the
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: same thing. I would like like my normal house, which
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: is in California. Then I think I want a northern
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: California ranch or like Montana or something. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: lots of land. And then I want a Finger Lakes house.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I kind of want an upstate New York house to I.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Think sunning there. You would love it. We have to
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: take an upstate New York trip and Dorinda can meet
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: us there because she loves it.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, tell us more about what people want to do.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, property manager now dreamed of being a coroner, would
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: rather deal with dead people than living people.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Also this is a possibility.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: As she's wait and what is she as? She's like
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: a the property She's like, what I would give to
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: be in balming a body?
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: I'd give this person to be dead.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: She's like, all I want to do is like dress
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: a corpus.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Oh that's a phobia of mine.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I think dress dead people.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's scary, but some people love it. Kyle's cousin
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: does it thrives really?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. There's a lot of fucking
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: money in that business. Oh yeah, because people come in
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: they're so no family.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Dead inside, yes everything.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: They want the best for their loved ones, right, and
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: they sit there and they're like, I'm so sorry for
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: your loss.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: This he deserves to be in this beautiful casket and this.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Thirty five thousand dollars pearl lioned casket.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: There's there's so much money to be made in that business.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: And I know that sounds so morbid, but hello, watch
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: og episodes of Atlanta where Pedra opens a mortuary or.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called mortuary?
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeahs are and there is, yes.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Money and no one's thinking a thing because they just think, oh,
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: they're right, and people get upset and spend a lot
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: of money.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I know because I did that ship.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: I went in when my dad had passed away and
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: we were cremating him, because I'll be damned if he
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: was in the ground.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a phobia of mine.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I'm like, my dad in the ground.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: No, I can't do it. And they were like, okay
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: with that. We just put them in like a basically
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: cardboard box. And I was like, absolutely not right.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Even though it's going in the ground and it's still
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: in the ground, it was going to be engulfed.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: It was in a urn. That's what it's called, right, right.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: But they have to put it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: They have to put not it the body, God rest
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: his soul. They put it into where they cremate people.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know the exact bakery, bake it, whatever they
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: call it, okay, and I'm not it all goes into flames.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: What's it called, producer John, that's fire the fire metal
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: uh contraption.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, where they put bodies that they the families have
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: chosen to cremate them. Yes, okay, And I was not
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: going to have my dad in the basic shiit No, okay, No,
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: so I spent a lot of money on a very
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: nice casket to put into the the fire.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: What's it called cremation?
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Cremation chamber?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't love that, nation. I don't love that,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: you guys, I don't love that at all. We need
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: to change that name immediately.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I don't like that either. I don't like the word chamber.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: No, that's not good unless we're talking about the chamber
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: of secrets. Harry Potter, Harry Polta. No, if the death
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: business is a racket, and if I pass away, if
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I die young, float me out to see I'm not
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: fucking kidding.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: So what you actually want is, if you die young.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Bury you in satin, lay me down on a bed of.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Roses, will float you down the river at dawn.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, just prop me up beside a jukebox. What
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: other songs can we quote? Prop me up beside a jukebox?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: If I want to go to heaven but I don't
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: want to goa and you guys don't know that song.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: It doesn't ring, okay, But I co sign on that
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: person not liking people who are breathing.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, but can we quickly for them? They want to
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: be a corner. I don't know your situation, but if
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: that's your dream job, in my mind, I'm like, you
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: could take online classes.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Wait, a corner? What he wanted a corner?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Does a body always go to a corner first? The
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: only time I've seen a corner is when the body
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: has been murdered.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: No, a corner always. How do you think they get embalmed?
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, I thought I went on some tangent that had
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: nothing to do with what they wanted to do.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: They get embalmed a lot of I don't know if
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: corner I remember Kylie Jenner did and keeping up? She did?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Oh no, she did it on Chris's body?
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, anyway, you know what you need people who
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: are willing to do those things.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Do you guys think ever think it's too late to
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: start like this person? Do you think I never think
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: it's too late to go after your dream job? If
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: you can, I don't know.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: No, there's definitely a time limit on things like I
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: don't think I can go play in the NBA right now.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Like it's absolutely correct, you know, And I love Jelly
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Roll when he sits there and he's like, whoever told
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: you you can't do it? I never thought i'd be
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: accept a CMT award at the age of forty. And
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yes, I feel you, but you are one
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: in probably a billion.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: But that'll never happen for other people.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: But I don't like, yes, I want to inspire people
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: to go be what they want, but time is a
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: tick in, buddy. So that's why we got to sit
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: down with these kids and say, what do you want
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: out of life?
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Hmmmm?
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, how can we put you in a place where
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: you love doing what you're doing, but you're also making
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: money and guess what, You're not going to enjoy it
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: all of the time. Even when you're working your dream job,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: there are gonna be.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Days where you go, fuck this, I'm out.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Do you know how many times I've been sitting there
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: looking around, I'm like, I kind of want.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: To be a sugar baby. Oh fuck all this, Oh
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: fuck all this, all this.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I want a sugar baby, but I just don't want
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: the daddy part.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I need to find an old sugar addy.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Some things that you do that you just don't enjoy,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you don't enjoy. It's a joke. It's a joke.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: We all make sacrifices, we all what's the Christmas vacation line?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: But it's the holidays, and we're all in misery.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: We're all holidays, We're all in misery.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Just leave with your brother. You know how sick and
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: twisted that is.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Mom, Well we're all making I'm sleeping with your father,
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: and then with one one.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: And then her mom, are you smoking again?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: No? Okay?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: But I never understood that is the mom upset because
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: I think the mom smokes too. And I think that
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Ellen just wanted to smoke a cigarette by herself, and
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: her mom was like, are you smoking again?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Come joining it?
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: It's like, no, mom, good point.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, last one, Megan.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I love this. Megan Corporate Insurance is what she works now.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Her dream job would be a weed coffee shop. Oh
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: my god, it's so good.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You would thrive, You would thrive.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say that actually sounds so fun. Imagine
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I actually, ethan, this could be a fun like a truck,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: a food truck, and you do a like THHD coffee
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: teach the avocado toast, but you also have like CBD
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: stuff and I actually love it. I love it. Maybe
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I'll sell weat one truck. Yeah in California, I'm sure.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Oh maybe not license, maybe no.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: But you you can sell weed wherever you want.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: You just have to there's a process. You have to
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: be regulated.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It's still gone.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: She may want that as her dream job, but maybe
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: it's not legal where she is. Also, it's that's got
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: to be expensive, right, you got coffee shop, Well you
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: just have to.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Like grow, or you have to get it from someone who.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Grows, from somebody who grows, and charge it a bit.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be amazing, though. Weed coffee shop, THHD coffee,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: CBD coffee I liked.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I'm picturing it like the menu.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: You've got your THHC options and milligrams, your CBD options,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: all the food. And then I picture it as like
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you know, when what
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: the fuck is her name, Denise Richards where puts her
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: jacket on backwards or upside down. But how they come
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: around and they're like how many milligrams and they're like
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: none for me, and then it's like five ten and
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: they do the drops. So that's kind of how you
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: would distribute the weed.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: It's almost like ordering a coup like a cup of
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: coffee and saying I want a shot of espresso, but
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: now I want shots shots.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the weed, that's the thing, like I want.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: And then guess what.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: You can order your weed on the side and you distribute.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Like a coffe you with a side of a joint.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: So I actually love this idea. Can we do it
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: in a wahu?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: And then they're like, what do you want?
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Uh, your your blunt to be rolled with and you
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: can order like what is it black and wild or whatever.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Flavor flavored papers or guys.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I don't really like this idea.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I do too. I think we should steal it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Meghan, We're sorry, no, but Megan's in corporate insurance. This
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: is like, this is like a TV show, the bad
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: bitch in corporate insurance who's trying to get into like
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: selling weed coffee. I love this, Megan.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Script writing. This current is a pediatric occupational therapist. Amazing
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: dream is in the same line as Disney cast member.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: A Disney cast member.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Disneyland. Yeah, like the princess or.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: This person is a good human.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: An amazing heart. Britt. Oh and and BRIT's photo is
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: a dog. It's her and her partner guy I'm assuming,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: and then a dog in the middle.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I love this woman, and can I tell you what
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: I love about it is, even though very very different things,
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: they're in the same vein as I picture it. You
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: start as the Disney princess, right, collect the coins, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: your end game is to be the occupational therapist for children, right,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: theatric pediatric.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I love this.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Game, pediatric occupational therapist. So I get it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: That probably makes if I can be blunt a lot
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: more money than a Disney cast member. But maybe one
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: day you'll have a bunch saved up and then you
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: can go be the Disney cast member, you know, Yeah, yeah,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: because that'd be fun.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I wonder which one she'd want to be, like a Cinderella.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know. If you get a picture you are.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Wait because why oh I don't.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Get to pick.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so like they do.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: From what it looked like, who knows. This was back
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: in the day, probably twenty one. Yeah, she was doing
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: it and she was singing, but she's not there anymore
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: now she's like singing and doing other things.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: So it opened a lot of doors for.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot. That's a coveted job as a
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Disney cast member, and it's kids.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you the first Disney character that
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Ocean felt comfortable going up to?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: No, Sully, No, no.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: My daughter is terrified of any type of mascot or
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: anyone dressed up. So for the most part, when we
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: would go to Disneyland with her friends, while Summer Moon
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: would be waiting in line to take a picture with Cinderella,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Ocean wanted nothing to do with it. But she loves
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Disney princesses, and she cared more about the ducks.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, the ducks, but it's funny.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: We're walking she sees little bo Peep and is obsessed
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: and wants a photo. And I was like, you want
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: to take you want to stay and next to her,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: You're going to be like these little kids.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: And she said, yeah, did.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: She have her sheep or like a s no, no,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: she lost them, but.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Still she lost her sheep?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Really did she have the.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: It's hurting device for her sheep?
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: The sheep?
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: The kids were She's too worried wondering where wood he is?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Woody, I'm too worried wondering where what you kidding?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that was.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: The wow Disney character that ocean felt comfortable enough.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: And now she likes them all because she must like that.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Why did I not post that post? What that was
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: post worthy?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Her taking the picture and she just stood there like
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: this ocean did. And I went to walk away, Mom, Mom,
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, can you smile?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: And she's like, she's so cute. I love her soon,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: all right, my loves.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: I know that we all have dream jobs, but I
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: hope the jobs that you do have you enjoy a
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: tad since we spent a lot of time there, and
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: I really appreciate you guys sending your stuff in. And
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: why mine constantly goes back to murder when I have
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: such a big fear of blood.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I hope my victim wasn't. What's a strength?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: So there was no blood or poison or asphyxiating.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, welcome to the Giodcast.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. I love you guys.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: We'll catch you next Monday for another bonus episode.