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Double Entendre PG18 · Wake-Up Call

0:00
SPEAKER_13: Dave, Dave, Dave.
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SPEAKER_01: How's it going?
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SPEAKER_01: Did you have were you recording when you did that earlier?
0:06
SPEAKER_01: No, I wasn't.
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SPEAKER_01: The people at home will no.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm doing I'm doing great.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not even gonna say anything.
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SPEAKER_01: No, we'll keep them wondering.
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SPEAKER_13: What this show is even about?
0:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, that's even better.
0:19
SPEAKER_13: I like that.
0:22
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
0:23
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have some fun with it though, I guarantee you.
0:25
SPEAKER_01: And you know, we had to get special permission to even do it.
0:27
SPEAKER_13: So we did, yes.
0:29
SPEAKER_13: So if you're at home and you're wondering how we got away with it, don't worry.
0:33
SPEAKER_13: We got special permission.
0:34
SPEAKER_01: I would send the little kids out to play.
0:37
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, we'll say that much.
0:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there you go.
0:44
SPEAKER_12: Showers, flowers, and then, hmm.
0:48
SPEAKER_12: Oh, I don't know.
0:49
SPEAKER_12: What I do know, the one constant, Randon David on KSJE.
0:54
SPEAKER_12: It's the wake-up call.
0:55
SPEAKER_12: Grab a beverage, turn it up, sit back, and let's let them do it to it.
1:15
SPEAKER_18: Gonna find my baby, gonna hold it tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight.
1:22
SPEAKER_18: My motto's always been when it's right, it's right.
1:25
SPEAKER_18: Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
1:29
SPEAKER_18: When everything's a little clear in the light of day.
1:35
SPEAKER_18: And we know the night is always gonna be way.
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SPEAKER_05: Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
1:47
SPEAKER_05: Rubbin sticks and stones together, make the sparks and light.
1:51
SPEAKER_05: And the bottom of the new is getting so excited.
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SPEAKER_05: Star rockets in the light.
2:04
SPEAKER_02: After new delight Act-Nood Start it out, it's gonna do so by now, it's got it called in five.
3:07
SPEAKER_08: We can make a lot of love and all the stuff.
3:18
SPEAKER_02: D like this and so together make a sparting time of the skin so it's time to fight.
4:03
SPEAKER_05: Afternoon delight.
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SPEAKER_13: I love that they wrote an entire song about getting some pie in the afternoon with your sweetie, Dave.
4:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't think that's not the kind of pie they're talking about.
4:20
SPEAKER_13: No?
4:22
SPEAKER_13: Coconut cream pie.
4:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh my goodness.
4:26
SPEAKER_01: You know, we had a great conversation before we opened the mic, and now I forgot all about it.
4:31
SPEAKER_13: Well, I'll tell you what it was about.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:32
SPEAKER_13: Okay, so just to reach the topic, today's theme is double entendres.
4:43
SPEAKER_13: It's French.
4:45
SPEAKER_13: It's French.
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SPEAKER_13: But that song specifically, I think of it as a double entendre.
4:50
SPEAKER_13: Even though it's it's pretty straightforward.
4:51
SPEAKER_13: I think of it as a double entendre because um they mention it on that TV show Glee.
4:57
SPEAKER_13: There's an episode where they one of the teachers has the students perform that song thinking that it's a completely innocent song about completely innocent song about grabbing pie with your sweetie in the afternoon.
5:12
SPEAKER_13: But no, it might be about something else.
5:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, grabbing something different.
5:15
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
5:16
SPEAKER_01: Listen, it's a K SJ E.
5:20
SPEAKER_01: Sunday morning wake up.
5:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there you go.
5:22
SPEAKER_01: I you know, I I try not to get a hold of that whole thing.
5:24
SPEAKER_01: I just want to say KSJE and move on.
5:27
SPEAKER_01: But you know, we're kind of in the habit of that.
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SPEAKER_13: We gotta we gotta let people know who we are, and we're the wake-up call with my uh my questionable buddy Dave.
5:35
SPEAKER_01: And my double entendre friend Ren.
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SPEAKER_13: There you go, you got it out.
5:39
SPEAKER_01: Barely, but I gotta stuck it out there.
5:41
SPEAKER_13: And we're uh celebrating songs that have two meetings.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: Yes, and and one of them, um I I know it's gonna be later in the program.
5:49
SPEAKER_01: It might even I don't know when you have it scheduled, but let me see.
5:52
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
5:52
SPEAKER_01: One of them is really the one that this the and I'll tell it, I'll just wait and tell the story when we get to the song.
5:59
SPEAKER_01: If you have any ideas too, we're we're not out.
6:01
SPEAKER_01: We got a lot.
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SPEAKER_01: We keep getting listener stuff too, and and we still I'll pay a hundred dollars for any new one that comes in.
6:07
SPEAKER_13: And that we use.
6:08
SPEAKER_01: And that we use.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I gotta we gotta use it.
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SPEAKER_13: And it has to be only the first time.
6:12
SPEAKER_01: Yes, only the first time.
6:15
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna honor Wade because I think we're gonna use his second suggestion.
6:18
SPEAKER_13: We are, yes.
6:19
SPEAKER_01: But uh, I'll go ahead and honor because he we didn't we didn't specify.
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SPEAKER_13: No, none of that.
6:23
SPEAKER_01: So now I'm specifying Wade.
6:25
SPEAKER_01: I we love you, but I can't I can't afford to send you all my money.
6:29
SPEAKER_13: No.
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SPEAKER_13: So if we use your your show idea the first time, we get a hundred bucks.
6:35
SPEAKER_13: And uh if you have any ideas after that, we'll send you some swag.
6:38
SPEAKER_13: So you'll still you'll still get something for it.
6:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh we got we have some actually we're redoing the stickers.
6:43
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have some neat new stickers.
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SPEAKER_13: Yes, I'm excited about our stickers.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: Mouse pads.
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SPEAKER_13: Mouse pads, ever useful.
6:50
SPEAKER_13: Dave and I are gonna just dip our toes into making candles.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, candles, that's right.
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SPEAKER_01: A handmade candle.
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SPEAKER_01: Is a candle considered a swag item?
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SPEAKER_13: I mean, I think anything that you get for free that is is has a double on it.
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SPEAKER_13: Swag, is it?
7:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, you get it for free.
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SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't think it'd be a swag, but yeah, okay.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah, okay.
7:12
SPEAKER_13: And this show is gonna have you questioning what everything means, basically, by the end of it.
7:17
SPEAKER_13: Every song is gonna make you go, what does that really mean?
7:23
SPEAKER_01: Because you know, we had a conversation, but it was kind of a serious conversation beforehand about what I'm going through with my my my new age, and I'm not wanting to let the old man in and wondering if I'm wondering if what's coming out of my mouth is working properly.
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SPEAKER_01: I I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I've always had that problem before.
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SPEAKER_13: And yeah, we'll just be questioning the meaning of everything.
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SPEAKER_13: Not every song is has a sexy double meaning.
7:51
SPEAKER_13: Some of them are more about substances.
7:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
7:55
SPEAKER_13: You know, like Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
7:57
SPEAKER_13: Is that about LSD?
7:58
SPEAKER_13: We don't know, but you be the judge.
8:00
SPEAKER_13: Uh I do have another song.
8:02
SPEAKER_13: I think it's the song that inspired the entire show.
8:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
8:07
SPEAKER_13: It it's Chuck Berry.
8:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, that's the one.
8:10
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
8:11
SPEAKER_01: This is one of my all-time favorite songs.
8:13
SPEAKER_01: And I played it, and nobody said anything.
8:16
SPEAKER_01: But later, like in the 90s, it was done.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, it wasn't.
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SPEAKER_01: People knew.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
8:22
SPEAKER_13: That's fine.
8:22
SPEAKER_01: They took the wrong entendre part of that.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah, they didn't take the first entendre, they only took the double entendre.
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SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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SPEAKER_13: This is a song that's clearly about only one thing, and it's a bell.
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SPEAKER_13: My ding a ling, Chuck Bear.
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SPEAKER_01: He likes to play his bell.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah, that's it.
8:41
SPEAKER_19: When I was a little baby boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
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SPEAKER_19: Silver bells hanging on a string.
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SPEAKER_19: She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my tingling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling.
9:08
SPEAKER_19: When mama took me to Sunday school and tried to teach me the golden room.
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SPEAKER_19: Every time the choir would sing, I'd sit there and play with my ding a link, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-ling, my ding-ling-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling.
9:34
SPEAKER_19: When Paul started me to grammar school, I found a place in the best to you.
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SPEAKER_19: And every time the bell would ring, to catch me playing with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling.
10:01
SPEAKER_19: Once I was climbing the garden wall, Oh, and I had an awful ball.
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SPEAKER_19: I fell so hard, I heard bells ring, but I never let go my ding-a-ling-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling.
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SPEAKER_19: I remember the girl next door.
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SPEAKER_19: We used to pray off on the kitchen floor.
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SPEAKER_19: She'd be the queen, I'd be the king.
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SPEAKER_19: Together we'd play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling.
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SPEAKER_19: I wanna play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling.
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SPEAKER_19: I wanna play with my ding-a-ling.
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SPEAKER_19: This here song, it is so sad to those of you who never had a silver bell hanging on a string.
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SPEAKER_19: So you could play with your ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling.
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SPEAKER_19: Oh, come on now, everybody sing now my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I wanna play with my ding-window.
12:15
SPEAKER_12: It's the radio program you've always dreamed of.
12:20
SPEAKER_10: Always lucky with W U Cat Jingle James I'll come up with you now, I don't know how.
15:32
SPEAKER_01: Playing his tambourine.
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SPEAKER_13: He's playing his tambourine.
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SPEAKER_13: He doesn't want any illegal substances from the tran tambourine man.
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SPEAKER_13: No! What would a tambourine man be doing with illegal substances?
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SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_13: No, but for real.
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SPEAKER_13: I've always been told that that song was secretly about you know scoring, quote unquote scoring from uh from a trunk.
15:52
SPEAKER_01: Really?
15:52
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna tell you point line.
15:55
SPEAKER_01: I played that song, I don't know how many times in my career.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: I never considered that.
16:02
SPEAKER_01: No, no, but I now that you say that, when you told me about it earlier and I was listening to the words, I'm like, Well, it could be about anybody who kind of puts you into a different altered state.
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SPEAKER_13: Like, it could be a musician, it could be a a good friend who who knows how to show you a good time.
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SPEAKER_01: We're talking about a quadruple entendre.
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SPEAKER_13: Yes, this is a quadruple entendre.
16:28
SPEAKER_13: Well, and then it goes and it opens up the idea of like metaphors and similes, and like, is everything secretly a double entendre?
16:36
SPEAKER_13: Does everything secretly have a meaning?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's so funny because I was I mean since we started the show, I mean everything, I mean I I've looked at the stuff, you know, the some of the writings that I have, I'm thinking, hmm, what do they really mean?
16:50
SPEAKER_01: What does that really mean?
16:51
SPEAKER_01: And you know, I never really understood all the Beatles tunes.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because there was a bunch if you in those days I just listened and smoked a lot of pot and enjoyed them.
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SPEAKER_01: But some of those are really, really deep.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean deep deep.
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SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
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SPEAKER_13: Well, and it depends on who's writing it too, right?
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SPEAKER_13: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_13: Like if it's George, the lyrics really mean something.
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SPEAKER_13: Whereas if it's oh it's more the lyrics are more just to serve the music.
17:20
SPEAKER_01: Right.
17:20
SPEAKER_13: If it's John, it's somewhere in between.
17:22
SPEAKER_13: And if it's Ringo, he's just here for a good time.
17:24
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Because it don't come easy to Ringo, unfortunately.
17:29
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, no.
17:29
SPEAKER_13: We love Ringo, but he's he's not the the songstress we or songwriter we all know.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: Songstress.
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SPEAKER_13: Songstress.
17:37
SPEAKER_01: You know something I know?
17:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:39
SPEAKER_13: Apparently I don't.
17:41
SPEAKER_13: Here.
17:41
SPEAKER_13: Here's something I do know, though.
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SPEAKER_13: Okay.
17:43
SPEAKER_13: A little bit of Renlish.
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SPEAKER_13: Oh, I'm so happy.
17:45
SPEAKER_12: It appears to be Ren's turn for her own special word.
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SPEAKER_12: L's and G's.
17:49
SPEAKER_12: I present Renlish.
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SPEAKER_13: Alright, so as normal, I've been making Renlish all about slang terms.
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SPEAKER_13: So I have a very innocent, straightforward slang term for us today.
18:03
SPEAKER_13: Knocking boots.
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SPEAKER_13: Knocking boots.
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SPEAKER_13: It's something that cowboys do on the porch before they come inside.
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SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say, I did that all the time when I lived in Texas.
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SPEAKER_01: It's just good housing.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah, and encourage all your buddies to knock their boots too.
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SPEAKER_13: So that's a little bit of red lift for you.
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SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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SPEAKER_01: This is K-S-J-E, of course, 9.91033.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: And of course, if you want to pick up some more last shows, and you know we're getting a ton of uh interest, and I'm really glad we get a bunch of downloads, and I appreciate all of you that do that.
18:42
SPEAKER_01: Send us a note.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: We'd love to hear from you.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the easy way to do it is to go to the webpage and you can email us through there.
18:49
SPEAKER_01: It's inowstconcepts.com.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: It's I-n-t-e-r-w-e-st concepts.com.
18:58
SPEAKER_01: Very simple.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: We'd love to hear from you.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: We and we hear from Wade a lot.
19:02
SPEAKER_01: I've heard from a couple other people that are, I wonder if it's real enough.
19:07
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Like I there's some lady messaging me going, how you do it.
19:13
SPEAKER_13: Okay, yeah.
19:13
SPEAKER_13: And it's like, is this some bot that's just trying to get me to respond to her?
19:18
SPEAKER_01: Catherine, I'm not quite sure that you're real.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
19:22
SPEAKER_13: Catherine, I think you're a robot.
19:24
SPEAKER_01: Yes, right.
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SPEAKER_13: That's that's I'm gonna put it bluntly.
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SPEAKER_13: Alright, I got another double untoned song for us, and this is one that went over my head fully when I first heard it.
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SPEAKER_13: It I had to read online that it was about a little bit of something else.
19:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
19:42
SPEAKER_13: It's about it's it's it's by Harry Stiles, and it's called Watermelon Sugar.
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SPEAKER_13: You know this one?
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SPEAKER_13: I hear it's about something more than just watermelon and sugar.
19:54
SPEAKER_01: That one I did know.
19:55
SPEAKER_01: You knew this?
19:56
SPEAKER_13: Okay, I didn't, but uh I'll let Harry take it away.
19:59
SPEAKER_01: Oh take it, Harry.
20:17
SPEAKER_03: It's so wonderful and warm.
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SPEAKER_03: Breathe me in, breathe me out, I don't know if I could ever go in just think I don't know if I could ever go in, what a no should the eye, what a no scooter eye, what a no should they, what a new should they, what a new shoulders I'm eating I want to be watching, beat me, and then you're gonna be able to
22:54
SPEAKER_12: Rand and David doing their best.
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SPEAKER_12: The best they got for WUC.
23:16
SPEAKER_11: Scott's squeeze box, he wears on the chest.
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SPEAKER_11: When daddy comes home, he never gets no rest.
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SPEAKER_11: Cause she wear night.
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SPEAKER_11: And the music's all right.
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SPEAKER_11: Scott's squeeze box.
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SPEAKER_11: Kids don't leave and the dog can't sleep.
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SPEAKER_11: There's no escape from the music in the whole daddy's tree.
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SPEAKER_11: And the music's alright.
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SPEAKER_08: She goes in the night.
25:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know, we're having way too much with the fun with the squeeze box.
25:44
SPEAKER_13: The next song coming up.
25:46
SPEAKER_13: It's gonna be is gonna be wild.
25:48
SPEAKER_13: But that was of course the Who with Squeeze Box, which when I first heard it, that was one that went way over my head.
25:54
SPEAKER_13: It wasn't until I watched it on uh Freaks and Geeks.
25:56
SPEAKER_13: Did you ever watch that show?
25:57
SPEAKER_13: Freaks and Geeks.
25:58
SPEAKER_13: It lasted one season.
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SPEAKER_13: It's one of those like legendary shows that should have gone on longer but only lasted one season.
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SPEAKER_13: And she's uh a teenager, uh, and she's showing that song to her parents, and and her mom's like, It's about an accordion.
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SPEAKER_13: I think this is the lovely song of the dad.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, I know what this is really about.
26:17
SPEAKER_01: Alright, well, next segment real quick.
26:19
SPEAKER_01: We got Jay, G-O-J on location.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: He's in the jungle.
26:23
SPEAKER_01: I said because he's George of the Jungle.
26:27
SPEAKER_13: He's Georgia.
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SPEAKER_01: He doesn't like it, but he's there.
26:30
SPEAKER_13: That's where he lives.
26:31
SPEAKER_13: That's his home.
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SPEAKER_13: And uh, I don't think his is about a double entendre, but it's still funny nonetheless.
26:38
SPEAKER_13: So stay tuned for that.
26:40
SPEAKER_13: And then this next song is extremely obvious.
26:43
SPEAKER_13: If it went over anybody's head, I don't know what to tell you other than read a book.
26:48
SPEAKER_13: Grow up.
26:51
SPEAKER_01: Put it on your Nintendo and read a book.
26:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
26:54
SPEAKER_13: Go touch some grass.
26:55
SPEAKER_13: Have you ever heard that before?
26:56
SPEAKER_01: No.
26:56
SPEAKER_13: Touch grass.
26:58
SPEAKER_13: That's the I don't know if it's an insult, but it's like what the younger generation says to somebody who's online too much.
27:06
SPEAKER_13: If they're on their phone too much.
27:08
SPEAKER_13: Go outside and touch some grass.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I like it.
27:10
SPEAKER_01: Go touch some grass.
27:11
SPEAKER_13: Uh this is Bull Moose Jackson with big 10-inch record.
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SPEAKER_13: It's pretty self-explanatory.
27:18
SPEAKER_15: What?
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SPEAKER_13: Record.
27:19
SPEAKER_15: Don't meet the strangest woman.
27:22
SPEAKER_15: Believe me, this shakes no cinch.
27:25
SPEAKER_15: But I really get her going.
27:27
SPEAKER_15: When I take out my big 10-inch record of the band that plays the blues.
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SPEAKER_15: The band that plays the blues.
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SPEAKER_15: She just loves my big 10-inch record of her favorite blues.
27:58
SPEAKER_15: Last night I tried to tease her.
28:01
SPEAKER_15: I gave her a little pinch.
28:04
SPEAKER_15: But she said I stopped at driving.
28:07
SPEAKER_15: And get out that big teenage.
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SPEAKER_15: Record of the band that play the blue.
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SPEAKER_15: Well, the bandit play the blue.
28:15
SPEAKER_15: She just loves my big teenage.
28:18
SPEAKER_15: Record of my favorite blues.
28:21
SPEAKER_15: I come her with kisses when we're in a love with crinch.
28:26
SPEAKER_15: And when she gets all excited, she begs for my big titch.
28:31
SPEAKER_15: Record of the band that plays the blue.
28:34
SPEAKER_15: Well, the bandit plays the blue.
28:37
SPEAKER_15: She just loves that big titch.
28:40
SPEAKER_15: Record of my favorite blue.
29:00
SPEAKER_15: My gal don't go for smoking.
29:02
SPEAKER_15: And liquor just makes her flinch.
29:05
SPEAKER_15: See, she just goes for nothing.
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SPEAKER_15: Except my big tennis.
29:10
SPEAKER_15: Record of the bandit play in the blue.
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SPEAKER_15: Well the bandit play in the blues.
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SPEAKER_15: She just loves my big tin-inch.
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SPEAKER_15: Record of her favorite blue.
29:27
SPEAKER_00: Earth creatures make me so angry.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: I think I'm going to blow them up after I listen to WUC.
29:43
SPEAKER_12: This is George of the Jungle on location for some reason with another WUC on the spot news dropping.
29:50
SPEAKER_12: A customer service agent for a prominent corporation was recently fired, prompting a wrongful termination lawsuit.
29:56
SPEAKER_12: According to the agent, he was dismissed for failing to abide by internal company policies that require customer service agents to thwart, obstruct, and otherwise undermine customers' attempts to obtain assistance that might cost the company money, time, or resources.
30:11
SPEAKER_12: In disregard of this policy, the agent actually provided good service to a customer, insisting that happy customers make return customers.
30:19
SPEAKER_12: But the supervisor who fired the agent responded by saying, we would rather have a verified sucker today than a hypothetical sucker tomorrow.
30:27
SPEAKER_12: WUC news droppings are brought to you in part by the Bottom of the Barrel Home Helper Program.
30:32
SPEAKER_12: If you are in urgent need of domestic assistance due to a disability or age-related infirmity, and if you meet certain low-income guidelines, you might qualify for the Bottom of the Barrel Home Helper Program.
30:43
SPEAKER_12: This program seeks to identify people who have no other option for getting important work done in their homes and match them with people who have no other option for employment, since they have either been rejected or fired from every other conceivable type of position.
30:55
SPEAKER_12: They have failed every pre-employment proficiency exam and have demonstrated a total lack of ability to follow simple instructions or complete the easiest task.
31:04
SPEAKER_12: Many of them are on the spectrum for borderline personality disorder, having a history of extreme antisocial tendencies and severe aversion to work or any kind of laborious exertion.
31:14
SPEAKER_12: But hey, the service is free to you, so you'll have to take what you can get, right?
31:18
SPEAKER_12: This has been George of the Jungle with WUC on the Spark News.
31:22
SPEAKER_12: Wherever there's a news dropping, we step right in.
31:55
SPEAKER_09: So you're the kind of person that believes in making our wants the best.
32:15
SPEAKER_09: What if I got to lose?
32:23
SPEAKER_09: Be the buttons too fast Beau You feel fast Yes, I should close my eyes.
32:39
SPEAKER_08: Where your boss is run free That's the end When I saw all the pictures of the jackets that were there before me The Started to work Wander, no kidding, I got the right covet.
36:17
SPEAKER_13: You go bum your little covet into the ground, or whatever he says.
36:22
SPEAKER_13: That's what he says, that's a lyric.
36:23
SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
36:24
SPEAKER_01: I I I you know, and I I just love the prince.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: Everything that came out of Prince's mouth was a double entendre.
36:31
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
36:31
SPEAKER_13: Absolutely.
36:32
SPEAKER_13: Just there is a quote.
36:34
SPEAKER_13: I don't know how true it is, but I've always read online that one time Matt Damon.
36:40
SPEAKER_13: You know Matt Damon.
36:42
SPEAKER_13: And it was the first time he had met um Prince.
36:45
SPEAKER_13: It was a big thing.
36:46
SPEAKER_13: Matt Damon had always been a fan, and he goes, You live in Minnesota.
36:53
SPEAKER_13: I live inside of my own heart.
37:52
SPEAKER_13: Absolutely.
37:57
SPEAKER_13: Well, I mean, I was the one who chose to play the presentation.
38:00
SPEAKER_13: Um I'm taking some classes right now so I can properly get my natural degree.
38:05
SPEAKER_13: And one of the classes is American history.
38:08
SPEAKER_13: And our teacher always asks like American history related questions.
38:15
SPEAKER_13: We need to make sure that we're paying attention to what we're hosting.
38:26
SPEAKER_13: So when I think of somebody who's like the critical cool, frankly, I think of David Bowie.
38:33
SPEAKER_13: Who's like the American David Bowie?
38:37
SPEAKER_13: He was absolutely Minnesota.
38:40
SPEAKER_13: Minnesota.
38:43
SPEAKER_13: Minnesota.
38:44
SPEAKER_13: And uh he was just totally dedicated to his style, and he was ahead of the curve on every step of the way.
38:51
SPEAKER_13: Very much a cool American.
38:53
SPEAKER_01: Alright, well listen, I uh I gotta tell you, I'm thinking I'm loving it.
38:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm loving it so far.
38:59
SPEAKER_13: This is a fun show.
39:00
SPEAKER_13: We're celebrating songs that are obviously double entrenched, or maybe not obviously.
39:06
SPEAKER_13: Some of these songs might surprise some of the listeners at home, like, oh, I never thought about it.
39:10
SPEAKER_01: I have to tell you, when I was a young DJ and playing them, never, ever entered my mind.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: And not until I got much, much older and played uh one of the Beatles albums backwards.
39:24
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, so you could hear the satanically later in life I started doing.
39:31
SPEAKER_01: Like if they would say something and they and they had that life experience that you might imagine.
39:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
39:39
SPEAKER_13: Absolutely.
39:40
SPEAKER_13: Oh, 100%.
39:42
SPEAKER_13: Um, this next song is one that is a bit of a stretch, but I think lots of people would agree that it's a bit of a double entendre for like puffing.
39:53
SPEAKER_13: You know, puffing some cannabis smoke.
39:57
SPEAKER_13: Yes.
40:00
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
40:00
SPEAKER_13: Is that what it's about?
40:02
SPEAKER_01: I swear I think that I read somewhere that it's exactly what it was about.
40:07
SPEAKER_13: I believe it.
40:08
SPEAKER_13: Well, let's have Peter, Paul, and Mary tell us this tale.
40:11
SPEAKER_01: And I'm gonna go puff some magic dragon right over there.
40:14
SPEAKER_13: Take it away, folks.
40:26
SPEAKER_17: Pop the magic dragon led by the sea, and frolic in the autumn mist in a land called Hanali, a little jackie paper of the Jurassic Pop, and dropped him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
40:52
SPEAKER_17: Oh the magic dragon lived by the sea, and collecting the autumn mist in a land called Han on Lee.
41:06
SPEAKER_17: Uh the magic dragon lived by the sea, and collecting the autumn mist in a land called Han on sea.
41:19
SPEAKER_17: Together they were traveled on a boat with the Low Sand.
41:26
SPEAKER_17: Jackie kept the lookout for stunp's gigantic tank.
41:33
SPEAKER_17: Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came.
41:39
SPEAKER_17: Irish ships would lower their flags when pop roared out his name.
41:45
SPEAKER_17: Oh, the magic dragon lived by the sea, and collecting the autumn mist in the land colonely.
42:05
SPEAKER_17: And collecting the autumn mist in the land colonely.
42:15
SPEAKER_17: But not so the boys.
42:22
SPEAKER_17: Make way for other choice.
42:32
SPEAKER_17: And dragon, by the sea, and collecting the autumn mist in the land called the magic lived by the sea, and collecting the autumn mist in a land called Human.
43:40
SPEAKER_12: What is David's attempt at being profound?
43:44
SPEAKER_12: Things that make you go hmm.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: Things that make you go too.
43:50
SPEAKER_01: Alright, I got one for ya.
43:52
SPEAKER_01: So there is A cup, C cup, D cup, but there is no such thing as a B cup.
43:57
SPEAKER_01: Why is that?
43:58
SPEAKER_13: There is.
43:59
SPEAKER_13: Well, okay, well, why?
44:01
SPEAKER_13: I don't know.
44:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm asked.
44:03
SPEAKER_01: Is there a B cup?
44:04
SPEAKER_01: There is! Oh, see.
44:05
SPEAKER_01: I know for a fact.
44:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
44:10
SPEAKER_01: I always thought there was no B cup.
44:12
SPEAKER_13: No, it's A, B, C, D.
44:15
SPEAKER_13: No, no, they don't.
44:16
SPEAKER_13: There is a B cup.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: Somebody told me incorrect.
44:19
SPEAKER_13: They sure did.
44:20
SPEAKER_13: That's okay.
44:21
SPEAKER_13: Classic man.
44:22
SPEAKER_01: Alright, well, let me do this one then.
44:23
SPEAKER_01: Hold on, let me do this one then.
44:24
SPEAKER_01: Gosh, I I honestly I didn't I didn't know.
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SPEAKER_13: No, there's a B cup.
44:28
SPEAKER_13: There's a B cup.
44:29
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
44:30
SPEAKER_01: Alright, Lego bricks withstand compression better than concrete.
44:34
SPEAKER_13: Really?
44:35
SPEAKER_01: That'll make you go, hmm.
44:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:37
SPEAKER_01: An ordinary plastic Lego brick is able
45:30
SPEAKER_13: I don't know.
45:31
SPEAKER_13: It's pretty interesting.
45:32
SPEAKER_13: But that definitely made me go.
45:38
SPEAKER_13: I'm not gonna admit it here.
45:42
SPEAKER_13: There's all of them.
45:43
SPEAKER_13: There's even E cub.
45:45
SPEAKER_01: There's a double D.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't married to a double D.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: I understand that.
45:49
SPEAKER_13: There you go.
45:50
SPEAKER_13: You understand that level goes all the way through A through B.
45:56
SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
45:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm not kidding you.
45:58
SPEAKER_13: It's a whole complicated thing.
45:59
SPEAKER_13: Maybe we should do a whole show about it.
46:01
SPEAKER_13: We'll do burning.
46:03
SPEAKER_13: We'll do burning your bra part two.
46:07
SPEAKER_13: We'll do a part two where I just educate everyone on how brave.
46:14
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I can still do it, but I can unclip one with one hand.
46:18
SPEAKER_01: I can look at them easily right.
46:19
SPEAKER_13: Well, I mean, I can unclip one with one hand, but that's really good.
46:23
SPEAKER_13: I have to in order to be a good one.
46:27
SPEAKER_13: I can't.
46:33
SPEAKER_13: This is a perfect conversation for our double entendre show.
46:36
SPEAKER_13: I got another song for us right here.
46:38
SPEAKER_13: It's by Marsha Ball, and this is Let Me Play with Your Poodle.
46:43
SPEAKER_13: I don't know if she's talking about a dog, but we'll see.
46:58
SPEAKER_06: I won't tell you a story now, it won't take long.
47:01
SPEAKER_06: A little old story, I only know how to play with the boo-down.
47:05
SPEAKER_06: Can I play with you, boo-down?
47:08
SPEAKER_06: Let me play with you, boo.
47:09
SPEAKER_06: I mean a little poodle.
47:13
SPEAKER_06: You got a cute little boo that long check your tail.
47:15
SPEAKER_06: I won't buy that boo, but it won't say with the poodle.
47:20
SPEAKER_06: I wanna play with the poodle.
47:23
SPEAKER_06: Let me play with the poo I mean a little poodle.
47:57
SPEAKER_06: What is the best tool that I ever seen?
47:59
SPEAKER_06: And what I like about and that you keep it clean.
48:02
SPEAKER_06: I want to play with the boo-dog.
48:04
SPEAKER_06: Can I play with the boo-dog?
48:07
SPEAKER_06: Let me play with the boo in a little boo-do.
48:43
SPEAKER_06: I wanna love you, I wanna love you, play with the poodle, let me play with the bood dog.
48:51
SPEAKER_06: I wanna play with you, bood, I mean that little boo-dog.
50:17
SPEAKER_06: What turn on my mind with the blue?
50:21
SPEAKER_06: Let me play with the boot.
50:24
SPEAKER_06: Let's play with the booty and boot dog.
51:00
SPEAKER_14: After we get done listening to WUC, of course.
51:11
SPEAKER_20: Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and monolith skies.
51:23
SPEAKER_20: Somebody calls you you answer quite slowly.
51:29
SPEAKER_20: A girl with coliders go by the fair flower, yellow and green down the eye.
51:47
SPEAKER_04: The wall girl with the sun in the eyes, she's gone.
51:55
SPEAKER_04: Let's see the sky with that.
52:00
SPEAKER_08: Lucy in the sky with dive.
52:05
SPEAKER_08: Lucy in the sky with that down to a bridge by a fountain.
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SPEAKER_20: Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers, but the girls are incredibly high.
52:43
SPEAKER_20: Waiting to take you away.
53:19
SPEAKER_20: With plastic borders, with looking glass ties.
53:26
SPEAKER_20: Suddenly someone is there at the turn style.
53:31
SPEAKER_08: The girl with the riders go back The Sea to the Sky The Sea to the Scar to the Dat.
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SPEAKER_08: The feet of the scattered scattered The Feet is the Sky to the Sky to the Death.
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SPEAKER_08: Lucy in the sky with that.
54:23
SPEAKER_08: Lucy in the sky with that.
54:28
SPEAKER_13: Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
54:31
SPEAKER_13: The age-old question Is Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds simply an ode to John's son's drawing of his childhood friend?
54:40
SPEAKER_13: Or is it about LSD?
54:42
SPEAKER_13: We don't know.
54:43
SPEAKER_13: Or is it just a double entendre?
54:47
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for stealing my thunder.
54:49
SPEAKER_13: You're welcome.
54:49
SPEAKER_13: I'm about to do it again.
54:51
SPEAKER_13: Here's some Zen of Ren.
54:53
SPEAKER_12: Oh, the wake-up call is almost over for another week.
54:57
SPEAKER_12: And it's time to get your Zen on with the Zen of Rand.
55:04
SPEAKER_13: This is a fun one.
55:06
SPEAKER_13: Okay, this is from Elf Frank Baum, who wrote The Wizard of Oz.
55:11
SPEAKER_13: He says, Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
55:23
SPEAKER_01: You don't get any more double entendria than that.
55:26
SPEAKER_01: No.
55:26
SPEAKER_01: How would you like that?
55:27
SPEAKER_01: There's a demonese word for you.
55:28
SPEAKER_01: Double entendre.
55:30
SPEAKER_01: Entendria.
55:31
SPEAKER_13: Entendrea.
55:32
SPEAKER_13: I like that.
55:33
SPEAKER_13: Okay, we got one more double entendre for you.
55:36
SPEAKER_13: I think it's you could maybe say this is more innocent than I think it is, but it's always been a double entendre to me.
55:43
SPEAKER_01: That's clear what we're doing next week.
55:44
SPEAKER_01: We're just gonna flip a coin and see what comes up.
55:47
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, so stay tuned, folks.
55:49
SPEAKER_13: And uh until then, here's Brand New Key by Melanie.
55:54
SPEAKER_13: This is a cute, cute song.
55:56
SPEAKER_16: So long.
55:59
SPEAKER_16: I rode my bicycle past your window last night.
56:05
SPEAKER_16: I roll a skate into your door at daylight.
56:11
SPEAKER_16: It almost seems like you're avoiding me.
56:17
SPEAKER_16: I'm okay alone, but you got something I need.
56:21
SPEAKER_16: Well, I got a brand new pair of roller seeds, you got a brand new key.
56:28
SPEAKER_16: I think that we should get together and try them out to see.
56:33
SPEAKER_16: I've been looking around a while.
56:36
SPEAKER_16: You got something for me.
56:39
SPEAKER_16: I got a brand new pair of roller seats, you got a brand new key.
56:47
SPEAKER_16: I ride my bike, I roll the skate, don't drive no car.
56:52
SPEAKER_16: Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far.
56:57
SPEAKER_16: For somebody who don't try to drive in all around the world.
57:04
SPEAKER_16: Some people say I done all right for a girl.
57:09
SPEAKER_16: Yes, yes.
57:11
SPEAKER_16: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:14
SPEAKER_08: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:16
SPEAKER_08: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:24
SPEAKER_16: I asked your mother if you were at home.
57:29
SPEAKER_16: She said yes, but you weren't alone.
57:35
SPEAKER_16: Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me.
57:41
SPEAKER_16: I'm okay alone, but you got something I need.
57:45
SPEAKER_16: Well, I got a brand new pair of all the skin.
57:49
SPEAKER_16: You got a brand new tea.
57:52
SPEAKER_16: I think that we should live together and try the mind to see.
58:24
SPEAKER_12: Join Ren, David, and myself, George of the Jungle, again next week at 11 a.m.
58:29
SPEAKER_12: Sunday on KSJE.
58:31
SPEAKER_12: It's the wake up call as we continue to go big.
58:36
SPEAKER_12: Until next time.
58:38
SPEAKER_12: Be excellent to each other.
58:40
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we don't wait to clean that new way.