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COLD CUTS: Not The Bees · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days a four on radio Hold Archy.
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  Speaker 2: D t Rex.
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  Speaker 3: There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show. That's Tuesday night.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give out some advice Fellows.
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  Speaker 4: At gmail dot com in touch with the Fellers. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 4: it's a real email address. Meet patting up sixty nine
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  Speaker 4: at gmail dot com. If you ever need anything, you
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  Speaker 4: reach out. We answer your advice on the podcast Slash
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  Speaker 4: Radio show. Yes, and if you get in touch and
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  Speaker 4: we read it out, you get a fifty dollars Reburg about.
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  Speaker 5: You unless you've already had one. You've already had one.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, Yeah, we can't be doing that otherwise.
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  Speaker 4: Reburger they get up in arms about it, especially after.
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  Speaker 6: The Reburger vy Burger incident.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly. We're hanging on by a three deer fellas.
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  Speaker 7: So this email has come in from anonymous oh yeah
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  Speaker 7: at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 6: Hey Fellers.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure Hoody Jers is grateful for the European travel
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  Speaker 7: tips given them, but I find myself needing some travel
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  Speaker 7: tips before I head.
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  Speaker 6: To Vietnam at the end of the month.
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  Speaker 5: If I could just.
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  Speaker 6: I have most of the town good.
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  Speaker 7: I have most of the travel plans sorted just a
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  Speaker 7: bit of an add a bit of a loss in
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  Speaker 7: regards to money, Like I thought it was wise to
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  Speaker 7: get a Wise travel.
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  Speaker 6: Card, but have been told it's best to have some
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  Speaker 6: cash on hand.
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  Speaker 7: Also, I heard you can get good exchange rates as well,
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  Speaker 7: but that makes me nervous, Houidy J nervous to get
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  Speaker 7: the exchange over there.
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  Speaker 6: Houdy J is the Vietnam travel expert. What did you do?
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  Speaker 7: Like, I'm thinking of getting my dong out at the airport.
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  Speaker 7: What would you recommend?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, I amnonymous, definitely get your dong out at
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  Speaker 3: the airport at which end?
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  Speaker 2: Both ends?
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  Speaker 3: I would go Jesus, why the Wise card because bloody good?
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  Speaker 3: And it is good to get a bit of dong
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  Speaker 3: as well, because there's a lot of really small little
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  Speaker 3: places on the pavement there where people are sort of,
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  Speaker 3: you know, doing their.
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  Speaker 5: Business as it were, taking a shit.
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  Speaker 3: Doing their business like selling you running a business selling
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  Speaker 3: coffees and stuff like that, and they don't have you know,
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  Speaker 3: ift poss machines.
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  Speaker 2: And all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: If I mean, I mean that's the correct pronunciation.
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  Speaker 5: Ift pass such a hard ta in it before.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, it's really nice to have a bit
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  Speaker 3: of cash because there were a lot of times where
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh damn it, Yeah, because I want
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  Speaker 3: to buy something from them to just support them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've got no damn cash on me.
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  Speaker 6: You don't get your dongue out.
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  Speaker 4: No, you didn't have dog in hand, awesome dying and
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  Speaker 4: your wallet because especially a place in Southeast Asia, like
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  Speaker 4: I've done you, Cambodia's have done your, Singapore's have done
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  Speaker 4: your you know those kind of areas Malaysias, I find.
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  Speaker 5: You want to have about.
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  Speaker 4: Sixty forty split of digital cash being sixty on your
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  Speaker 4: wise card there because you can always get more out, yes,
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  Speaker 4: and with your wives card or other travel cards. You
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  Speaker 4: can use an ATM machine even if you feel it's
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  Speaker 4: a bit dodgy because they can only access what you've
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  Speaker 4: got on your account, which you can just make sure
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  Speaker 4: you've got five hundred bucks in there, right what I mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and you want forty dong because all the best food,
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  Speaker 4: you know, the authentic.
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  Speaker 5: Stuff you can't use eftpust.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to get you have to go dong.
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  Speaker 5: You have to go dong.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually very good advice, kis because that's pretty much
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  Speaker 3: what we did, about sixty percent on the card and
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  Speaker 3: about forty percent dong.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The other thing too, here's a piece of advice. Don't
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  Speaker 5: go to the airport.
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  Speaker 4: They go to one of the ones like it malls
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  Speaker 4: around New Zealand. They have currency exchanges, yes, and if
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  Speaker 4: you are going to you know, as for example, Cambodia,
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  Speaker 4: their currency is US dollar and they'll give you change
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  Speaker 4: in their local currency, which is less valuable. But they
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  Speaker 4: won't accept a note if it's got.
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  Speaker 5: A tear or anything weird on it.
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  Speaker 4: So ask for brand new bills, which these currency exchanges
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  Speaker 4: often do have, especially the ones at malls, right, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and so like go to the mall like a week out,
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  Speaker 4: get it locked in, get brand new bills because they're
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  Speaker 4: a bit effy about it over in Southeast Asia.
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  Speaker 5: This is that was comprehensive.
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  Speaker 6: That was very serious advice.
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  Speaker 2: It was very good advice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of out a place, right, so I
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  Speaker 4: guess also get divorced.
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  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: hold Ike is.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed the Rolling Stones there on the radio Hodarcky Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: There's Wednesday night fels.
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  Speaker 6: fALS I need some advice from you.
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  Speaker 2: Go, Do you need a lot of advice? PUDs?
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  Speaker 3: How do you just take a grip of your life
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  Speaker 3: and just deal with stuff here?
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  Speaker 4: Or do what everyone else does and email us meet
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  Speaker 4: patting sixty gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 2: You might have win a voucher if you do that.
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  Speaker 6: A reburger one. Yes, God forbid that.
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  Speaker 7: I come to two fellas that I trust and I
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  Speaker 7: know have a hell of a lot of experience in radio,
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  Speaker 7: and they've made good radio, and they've made ship radio.
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  Speaker 7: And some of them are even old rams put out
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  Speaker 7: to what is that old shafts or something like?
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  Speaker 3: Can I give you some advice right off the bad here?
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  Speaker 3: Parks on You're a fool to trust us?
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  Speaker 7: Fantastic, Well, this is actually financial advice, Jason. I know
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  Speaker 7: you have a whole segment on here called my partner
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  Speaker 7: went to this free investment that went to this free
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  Speaker 7: investment seminar over here at the office today that they
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  Speaker 7: put on for people that are budding investors or maybe
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  Speaker 7: looking to see if it's for them.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Do they have snacks and stuff? Club sandwiches and that
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  Speaker 2: sort of carry out?
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  Speaker 5: Is this jas free pizza?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I mean not big on pizza. But anyway, and.
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  Speaker 7: Basically, my partner came over after the after the seminar there,
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  Speaker 7: and she had she handed me a brochure on getting
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  Speaker 7: into investment investing with this app and a piece of
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  Speaker 7: pizza as well, and I just wondered if you guys
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  Speaker 7: might be able to give me some advice on getting
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  Speaker 7: into investing because I know anything about it. I didn't
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  Speaker 7: go to the seminar, but I don't really I kind
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  Speaker 7: of want to sound like I know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So the first thing you need to know rule
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  Speaker 4: one of the first day of investing school. The first lesson,
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  Speaker 4: the teacher walks and let's say the teacher's name is
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  Speaker 4: Professor Keasey teaching investment.
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  Speaker 8: What I one.
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  Speaker 4: He gets out his piece of chalk, he writes, hello,
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  Speaker 4: my name is Professor Keasey on the whiteboard, really loud
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  Speaker 4: and sort of screechy. Yes, And then he turns around.
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  Speaker 4: He says four words by high selo yeah, man, what
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  Speaker 4: and then he throws the duster at the dude in
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  Speaker 4: the front, saying, by what I haven't finished yet stocks.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's five words in all seriousness A good
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  Speaker 3: investment at the moment, because I follow the markets religiously,
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  Speaker 3: witch markets, the stock markets and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Property markets, a veggy markets, Facebook market. You know what's
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  Speaker 3: hot property at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Property mrcans.
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  Speaker 2: American is like fake pubic here.
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  Speaker 5: It's a wig for you downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so you can. You know, you have them in
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  Speaker 3: all sorts of like heart shape example there.
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  Speaker 6: You have to get rid of your existing here, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you definitely would. So what you could do is
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  Speaker 4: go get a little pamphlet on mrcins. Yes, and then
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  Speaker 4: you know how she because you were saying that she
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  Speaker 4: gave you the pamphlet with the pizza on top, and
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  Speaker 4: then you ate the pizza and was, oh, what's this
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  Speaker 4: underneath the pamphlet? Yeah, do the same thing, but food
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  Speaker 4: that she likes to get a big pile of tofu
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  Speaker 4: and just put it on top of a mercant pamphlet. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: and then hand that you say, daddy's ken to do
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  Speaker 4: some investing. Huh, I didn see how you get on?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I reckon ah cheers, no anything else you need? Man,
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  Speaker 5: you're good. Nah, I think I think I'm rare.
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  Speaker 3: And you could do what Keysy's done in MS. If
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  Speaker 3: you're going to be sensible with your money. Have like fifty.
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  Speaker 5: Accounts, that's right, Yeah, have a fun account, you know what.
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  Speaker 5: I'm good. You could have a wacky tattoo account.
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  Speaker 1: Ah The Holdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on Radio Holdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: I am there on the Radio Hodikey Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon, New Zealand thirteen for one.
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  Speaker 2: What Dave is that, Maggie the seventh.
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  Speaker 8: We're in the seventh seventh completed.
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  Speaker 2: Now chasing one seventy five for the now Fellas.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a pretty chill fella. I think you'd all agree,
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't you?
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  Speaker 5: So chill man, shit your chill.
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  Speaker 3: But every now and then something really really.
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  Speaker 2: Fires me up?
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  Speaker 5: Does it bug you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Bugging?
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  Speaker 3: And I was chatting to old Pugstan there in Studio
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  Speaker 3: B and he was telling me about a plan he
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  Speaker 3: had for dinner, and initially I thought it was a
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  Speaker 3: pest take, but he's deadly serious and it's his plan
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  Speaker 3: to make a tofu carbonara right, And I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: There was just something about that that enraged me so much.
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  Speaker 3: And I think you a little bit too keasy. The
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  Speaker 3: most disgusting idea I have ever heard, and I think
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  Speaker 3: I still don't know if he's taking the pesto or not.
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  Speaker 6: Are you taking the pistol of that men with the
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  Speaker 6: tofuo carbonaras of it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, Jason.
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  Speaker 7: Let me start by saying, I am thrilled to hear
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  Speaker 7: that even today, something.
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  Speaker 5: Really fires you up, man.
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  Speaker 7: Totally, even at your right page of thirty nine is
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  Speaker 7: thirty nine?
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  Speaker 5: Track of what's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Moggie? What are your thoughts on there? Are tofu carbinara?
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  Speaker 8: Can you tell me the ingredients of a kebinarase?
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  Speaker 3: If I'm correct, the carbinara is like your pursuito or
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  Speaker 3: bacon with raw egg that you just sort of tossed through. Yes, um,
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  Speaker 3: and it's and lots of parmesan cheese, older dum. You
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  Speaker 3: don't actually cook the egg, you just put it in
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  Speaker 3: the the cooked pasta. And the idea of having some floaty,
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  Speaker 3: flappy bits of tasteless white tofu and a beautiful, rich
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  Speaker 3: carbinara is it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a culinary disgrace.
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  Speaker 9: Well from my point of view, having been a vegan
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  Speaker 9: for four years and a vegetarian for three years after that,
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  Speaker 9: and now.
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  Speaker 8: A shocking bastard with the meat.
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  Speaker 9: Shocker, you say, Jose, it's tasteless for me. It adds
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  Speaker 9: a certain texture pug Son, And I don't think you're
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  Speaker 9: robbing yourself of anything. But what you are doing is
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  Speaker 9: you're giving yourself a bit of protein, which by and
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  Speaker 9: large that that cabinara is going to lack. Yes, now
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  Speaker 9: I have I tasted it. It might be an abomination,
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  Speaker 9: absolutely shocking, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not
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  Speaker 9: prepared to make him walk the plank just yet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Pugs, So you just enjoy your meal, all right? Hey,
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  Speaker 5: thanks fellas.
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  Speaker 8: But you were saying you thought it was shocking.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what To be honest, my final question was
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  Speaker 4: going to be, Pugs, Hello, is Jace coming around to
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  Speaker 4: your house for dinner tonight?
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  Speaker 2: You can man, none of you're going to serve up
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  Speaker 2: that foul tripe?
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  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, so he's not coming to your house for
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  Speaker 5: dinner tonight. What's the issue?
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  Speaker 3: Well, but the issue is that you know, I have
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  Speaker 3: a very high opinion of old Pugsn's general caulinary skills.
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  Speaker 2: His sticky beef.
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  Speaker 3: One of the things it has spicy eggs, for example,
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  Speaker 3: but chilly eggs.
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  Speaker 2: All that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And he's just gone overboard lately with the tofu, and.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder, I wonder if he's been.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty he's been pressured into consuming vast quantities of tofu
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  Speaker 3: because of a certain person.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Old Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: Cold War Kids.
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  Speaker 3: Here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is five forty five.
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  Speaker 3: Breaking news, fellows, this is breaking news.
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  Speaker 5: We just did breaking news before.
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  Speaker 8: This is even older things?
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  Speaker 4: Do we just stop doing breaking news unless it's like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: this is breaking No.
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  Speaker 2: I just assumed it was breaking.
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  Speaker 9: I think anything that's out of a newspaper or news
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  Speaker 9: site is breaking news.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, in that case, breaking news failers. We're going
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  Speaker 4: to start keeping an eye out for invasive wasp species
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  Speaker 4: species species, species, species, species, species, species, species species species.
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  Speaker 8: Confident. I just want to be sure.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to be confident next time I say.
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  Speaker 4: Species species species. Cool predator queen hornets. Right, they're about
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  Speaker 4: two to three cinemets and lengthy. We've got yellow legs
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  Speaker 4: and they primarily hunt and eat honeybees you're joking, And
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  Speaker 4: two of.
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  Speaker 5: Them have been spotted on the north shore here.
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  Speaker 4: My god. They are a shocking bastard because they hang around.
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  Speaker 4: This is how you can kind of spot them. They're
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  Speaker 4: bigger than the average bee obviously, and and wasp two
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  Speaker 4: to three cinemas. As I said, they hang around bee
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  Speaker 4: hives trying to get in there and kill them and
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  Speaker 4: eat them. All right, so we're going to keep an
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  Speaker 4: eye out. No, it's terribly terrible for the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they must get themselves in some pretty sticky situations.
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  Speaker 4: What the the invasive species? Yes, what do you mean
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  Speaker 4: by that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, going inside the hives there.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: There's only one of them in about a million bees.
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  Speaker 8: They're just wasting them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My view is if one wasp can do that to
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  Speaker 3: a whole bee hive, good luck to.
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  Speaker 4: Them, but it could massively impact the honey bee industry.
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  Speaker 8: The bees are got to stick up for themselves.
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  Speaker 5: But it's an invasive species.
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  Speaker 4: It's like when all the little flightless birds are running
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  Speaker 4: around New Zealand and all of a sudden there were
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  Speaker 4: cats and stoats and possums here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not equipped to deal with it.
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  Speaker 4: The someone's broad in these wasps, and I was thinking
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  Speaker 4: we can help out the big show us as a
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  Speaker 4: NUS talking right now, face to face, we can help
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  Speaker 4: out right because.
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  Speaker 9: Thing and who can we help the because the hornets
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  Speaker 9: have got to cover they're wasting the piece.
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  Speaker 4: Now we're not gonna We're not gonna help the hornets.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think we're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Like breed them or something, track.
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  Speaker 5: Them down, breathe them and then feed them. Be yes, No,
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  Speaker 5: that's not what I've suggesting. Yes, I was suggesting we
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  Speaker 5: help with that. Yeah, hey, easily made.
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  Speaker 4: We help hunt down wasps and help people sort of
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  Speaker 4: like because you don't know what they are. Because wasps
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  Speaker 4: are tiny, you can catch one.
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  Speaker 5: Go, that's a weird. Look at what wasp I reckon?
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  Speaker 4: We get we set up a thing where people can
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  Speaker 4: send them into us and a little container they can
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  Speaker 4: still be alive, just in case it's not one of
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  Speaker 4: those wasps, because so we can set it free. And
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  Speaker 4: then we send them in and we get pugsun and
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  Speaker 4: Studio b b Ee to sort of just open them,
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  Speaker 4: figure out which kind of wasp they are and if
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  Speaker 4: they are innocent, sit them free and if they're the
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  Speaker 4: bad wasps, kill them and disposed of them.
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  Speaker 8: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty busy at the moment, Kezy. I haven't really
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  Speaker 3: got time to fart around looking for wasps.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Did you listen to my planet? Doesn't involve you doing anything?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, then I'm in.
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  Speaker 4: Okay sweet, Actually no, I've thought about it. I reckon,
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  Speaker 4: we go back to that first plan. Let's breed the
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  Speaker 4: wasp and feed the moneybeit.
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  Speaker 8: It's the thing man, Just think of the power.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, true that man.
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  Speaker 4: Good stuff, Fellers, Oh dear me, Silver Chair.
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