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DONKEY: Charlamagne Gives Ray J Donkey Of The Day For Being An Absolute Mess · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Damn Charlomagne, who got the donkey out of the day today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jess hilarious donkey today for Tuesday, June eleventh, cause
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  Speaker 2: the Woollie ray Norwood Junior commonly known as ray J.
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  Speaker 2: Now this wasn't my idea, it was ray J's. If
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  Speaker 2: you follow the parron of ray J, he likes to
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  Speaker 2: go to other platforms to Luca Shannon Sharping Club, Shay
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  Speaker 2: Shas Luca, Jason Lee and Hollywood and lockdrop one the
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  Speaker 2: clue bomb for both of them. Ray J went on
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  Speaker 2: both those platforms, tore things up, made a complete mess,
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  Speaker 2: and then comes here to the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 3: To try to clean it up. Budd, he just makes
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  Speaker 3: more of a mess, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Ray J is the prime example of if you find
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  Speaker 2: yourself in a hole, stop digging. And that's because digging
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  Speaker 2: a hole makes it deeper and therefore harder to get
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  Speaker 2: out of. Now, ray J, why do you deserve donkey
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  Speaker 2: to day?
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  Speaker 3: Because I have a.
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  Speaker 2: List, But I want to hear what type of accountability
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  Speaker 2: you take for yourself.
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  Speaker 3: But I do have a list.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead to the other statement you make.
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  Speaker 3: That's what she told me last night. But what did deeper?
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  Speaker 3: That's not a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: That was a good joke.
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  Speaker 3: But that's not a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: They laughed, you chuckled, But can you do laugh? That
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  Speaker 1: was a good joke if you ain't had nothing else
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  Speaker 1: to give. No, right, sometimes it's all you got. He
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  Speaker 1: tapped out, exactly. So I'm working on So first off,
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  Speaker 1: I'm working on my Richer prior comedy special.
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  Speaker 3: All right, okay, you're gonna die somebody. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: That's why you gotta stop drinking that nonsense early in
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  Speaker 3: the morning. Bro Okay, can I get a first day person.
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  Speaker 1: Responder?
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  Speaker 3: It's water a first responder. Okay, you got it? You
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  Speaker 3: a mess wright. Stop cursing.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a mess is strong?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Now, why are you giving yourself donkey today?
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  Speaker 1: First, I'm gonna apologize if I said any curse words,
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  Speaker 1: and I won't do it again. I'm paying attention to Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So here's what it is. I call myself donkey of
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  Speaker 1: today because of the stuff like what I'm doing right now.
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  Speaker 3: All right, you can't help yourself.
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  Speaker 1: He're you, And I don't like that because every time
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  Speaker 1: I've come on to a show lately club excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: it hasn't been lately I tell my kids to say
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  Speaker 1: excuse me all the time too. Chase, Sha and Jason
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  Speaker 1: shout out to Jason, you're a mess. I came on
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  Speaker 1: there with professionalism and I said, let's just have a
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  Speaker 1: boring interview. And then I saw the like everything online.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't like that. I think now I'm
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  Speaker 1: here and I'm burdling, and I'm you're discusting car Man
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like doing it Sissie Roll at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: like this ain't cool.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. You should get donkey today for constantly talking about
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  Speaker 2: Kim kardash.
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  Speaker 1: I never talked about her. I did not when.
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  Speaker 2: Ask you, you should just say no comment. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to in my past.
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  Speaker 1: But why are you doing me then? Because because I'm
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  Speaker 1: in trouble with you. Now that you did this, you
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  Speaker 1: should get done. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: You should get a donkey.
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  Speaker 2: For constantly bringing up Brandy and Monica coming together to
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  Speaker 2: do it toward knowing that Monica Brandy don't like that, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Constantly having to apologize for the things you say in
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  Speaker 2: interviews as if you don't know yourself.
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  Speaker 3: All you have to do is stop drinking before interviews.
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  Speaker 3: Ray stops smoking, you won't have these problems.
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  Speaker 1: I never smoked the sativa blunt in twenty five years.
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell.
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  Speaker 1: So yes, Brandy and Monica, you right showing man. I
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  Speaker 1: won't do that again.
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  Speaker 3: Brady just got on your ass a couple of days ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then what was the one before that?
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  Speaker 2: Constantly having to apologize for the things you say in
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  Speaker 2: interviews as if you don't know yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You know yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Who did I apologize to? I apologize to all you
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  Speaker 1: guys if you are in my family. Yeah, okay, And
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna always make sure that you guys feel like
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  Speaker 1: I'm at my most humblest moment and energy now when
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the mic and when people listening. I tried
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  Speaker 1: to be chilled and tried to be inspirational, and I
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  Speaker 1: got everything came back like I said, Okay, I mean
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  Speaker 1: you know where is Where's ray?
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  Speaker 3: J Okay? So what do I do about that?
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  Speaker 1: I came up here and told you guys about umbers
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  Speaker 1: and where I'm doing in the next five years of
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  Speaker 1: productions and and that.
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  Speaker 3: But it's just what other self accountabil asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Driving to school or driving to them.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true. That's not true, you can absolutely. What
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  Speaker 3: other self accountability are you going to take?
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  Speaker 1: I'm also going to take accountability.
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  Speaker 2: On flying flying private all the time, wasting money, knowing
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  Speaker 2: and that you have gone broke before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm telling you I've been going broke over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over and that's stupid. You're right, But lately,
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  Speaker 1: like the like the latest broke. You know, it really
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  Speaker 1: like inspired me, like really like work harder because my
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  Speaker 1: back was up against the wall.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting
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  Speaker 2: different results.
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  Speaker 1: Right exactly. And so I called mine race sanity, race sanity.
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  Speaker 3: Pretending to buy a Safaria car?
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  Speaker 2: All right, that's don't care that they were pretending to
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  Speaker 2: buy Safaria car.
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  Speaker 3: I asked him that. He said he was going to
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  Speaker 3: FaceTime answer.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the thing, all right, So when I when
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  Speaker 1: this is for real, what happens? What do we do?
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys are gonna believe everything? Else?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna believe everything? You guys gonna be
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  Speaker 1: my friends. I'm talking about we gonna have friends. When
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you some big ship and you're like, okay, in.
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  Speaker 3: The back, curse it again.
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  Speaker 2: You get donkey of Today drinking syrup at eight o'clock
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. You get Donkey of Today done hating
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  Speaker 2: on Lamel Plumber in the Zoos network just to get
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  Speaker 2: your network popping.
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  Speaker 3: She gets you Donkey of Today. Am I missing anything?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 1: You definitely do Donkey Today for the Zoo's thing, just
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  Speaker 1: because I like the Donkey Today for that, because there's
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  Speaker 1: a bigger play. Thank you for that, Charlamagne, I was
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  Speaker 1: a real dope. What else I get Donkey today for
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  Speaker 1: not keeping it real or speaking on Monica and Brandy too.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's another donkey. Hey, right, you got that sample, right,
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  Speaker 1: save it. Let's do it in for another like for
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  Speaker 1: our own original like sound. We don't have to play
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  Speaker 1: for that one an Yeah, and then so that's that donkey.
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  Speaker 1: The third donkey.
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  Speaker 3: Would be There was a lot. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I had fifteen donkeys.
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  Speaker 3: You deserved them, all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you said one about I was acting like something
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  Speaker 1: I was hating on somebody Lamel. Yeah, I would never
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  Speaker 1: hate on I would never hate on Lemmy.
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  Speaker 3: You said you did. You just said you did.
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  Speaker 1: I did, Okay, So I did, Okay, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: How about that you're gonna have a mean case of
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  Speaker 2: bubble guts he might have between the Starbucks between that,
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  Speaker 2: sirp and you're forty three years old.
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  Speaker 3: You're too old for all of that. You're too old
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  Speaker 3: for all of this. Rate. We known each other for
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  Speaker 3: over twenty years. To stop you a mess.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when you misunderstood when I was doing something on
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  Speaker 1: tag and I was like, Yo, I'm calling all the
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  Speaker 1: women out. This is hangouts with me for the weekend
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  Speaker 1: on a two black men. Get right.
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  Speaker 3: Right, This is why we need wives.
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  Speaker 2: This is the reason why we know this mant of
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  Speaker 2: control mess.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely right.
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  Speaker 1: About trash ter, Yeah said what No, we was just no,
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  Speaker 1: how did you go there? We were just talking about
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  Speaker 1: some of.
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  Speaker 3: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, shout out to remy ma good looking. Damn. I
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  Speaker 1: was crazy how you said what I was. But she's
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  Speaker 1: a good person. I'm working on my comedy, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: promoting my comedy special, I'm promoting the Neutronics Network. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing comedy. I want you to be a part of it.
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  Speaker 1: I want you. I want you to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's starting not to be funny.
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  Speaker 1: Ray No, No, this is not that.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little messy.
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  Speaker 1: I do it too.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little messy. It's starting to look like a little.
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  Speaker 1: Fish going to be a part of it. But I
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  Speaker 1: do messy. Just tell me one thing so I can
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  Speaker 1: make adjustments. Do you have like a therapist? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have somebody that a therapist? I feel like you're fighting
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things. I've got a therapist. But she
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  Speaker 1: she don't she do was listening to me.
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  Speaker 3: That's what she's supposed to do.
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  Speaker 1: So I ain't getting a knot of her. She's not
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  Speaker 1: telling me what I should do wrong or right. She
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  Speaker 1: just got okay. And then after I'm done talking.
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  Speaker 2: She's like artists, and you're very self aware. You know
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  Speaker 2: what you're doing wrong. You're trying to escape something.
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  Speaker 1: But does anything No, No, what I'm saying is, does
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  Speaker 1: anybody therapist say something to them?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Advice the traditional too. So maybe I hired like a listener.
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  Speaker 1: Then you know her. I don't know. I walk inside
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  Speaker 1: of a professional.
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  Speaker 3: that clue.
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