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Whackhead Prank: Neighborly kindness · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Alex Warren with Fever dream here on kf Mornings. It's
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  Speaker 1: ten after eight. Neighborly goodness is what I call it.
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  Speaker 1: That we're going to put that to the test in
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  Speaker 1: a few minutes time in the prank. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: coming up right after this break.
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  Speaker 2: Stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 4: Frank Carr from.
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  Speaker 2: Darren Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's test a neighbor here, a neighbor that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't really know his neighbor that well. You know, this
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  Speaker 1: is a this is a driveway high and by that's
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  Speaker 1: as far as it goes. Not Brian neighbors. So you
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  Speaker 1: know you can ask your neighbors for a favor, as
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  Speaker 1: I said, you know, the old classic for a cup
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  Speaker 1: of sugar. I watch my house while I'm away. Please,
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  Speaker 1: what are the plants for me? Here are the keys?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what what if you asked the neighbor
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  Speaker 1: to do? I mean, you say, your neighbor put out
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  Speaker 1: your fires.
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  Speaker 3: Without a fire? Yeah, yeah, no, he's a real one
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  Speaker 3: for that very kind. But I mean I've had lovely neighbors.
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  Speaker 5: Who saved your life. Actually, truly, truly was.
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  Speaker 3: So cool, was so calm, and I appreciate him.
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  Speaker 5: Romis, what if you asked the neighbor to do.
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  Speaker 6: I've actually asked the neighbor a bit of a strange
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  Speaker 6: request to wake up my daughter. So you must just
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  Speaker 6: speak over the wall and just like shout there so
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  Speaker 6: that she can wake up.
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  Speaker 2: So that.
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  Speaker 5: Around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, man, my other daughter. So now so.
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  Speaker 5: Now stone on the window, he used that broom.
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  Speaker 7: Just knocked the glass the window. And then because the
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  Speaker 7: lady that cleans at our house, she was waiting outside
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  Speaker 7: to get in, I see you see so and my
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  Speaker 7: daughter was asleep.
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  Speaker 2: So now I message the neighbor.
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  Speaker 6: Happened during the show, by the way, I think it
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  Speaker 6: was two weeks.
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  Speaker 7: And then you're just skoee there on the window, the
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  Speaker 7: window with the broom.
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  Speaker 5: And then she woke up.
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  Speaker 7: And then the Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The last time I said to my neighbor when we
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  Speaker 1: went away, and so you know my mother lives at me,
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  Speaker 1: I said, listen, Steph, would you mind just keeping an
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  Speaker 1: eye on my mom?
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  Speaker 5: You know, just you know, check that everything's good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's eighty six, he says, Darren Shaw, got it,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry. I said, look, also, please, what comes with us,
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  Speaker 1: is that you need to bother her as well.
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  Speaker 2: You need to be a caregiver. Wait when did we
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  Speaker 2: sign up for that?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, are you serious? I said, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm joking. Okay, so that's not the case.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So so this guy, you'll see it all unfold. But
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  Speaker 1: he's in a desperate situation. I'm playing the part of
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  Speaker 1: the neighbor that he only knows as much as his
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  Speaker 1: name and a hello and a goodbye if they should
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  Speaker 1: meet while pulling out or pulling in at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: Here we go, Hello, yoscha, Hello yuest hi. It's I'm
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  Speaker 5: number twenty four Portland.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, look, I need a little bit of a favor
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind.
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  Speaker 8: Twenty four Portland.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's some dion. Yes, I wonder if you can
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  Speaker 5: do me a favor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need a pair of pants. Right, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the backyard. I'm locked out. My wife is yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm naked in the backyard. Would you be able to
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  Speaker 1: check me a pair of pants over?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Good joking?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: Why because yeah, my wife caught me with another lady.
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  Speaker 1: She just came home now and she's kicked me out.
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  Speaker 1: And locked me out. Can you just check it over
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  Speaker 1: the back fence there, over the side, yes, please? Just
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  Speaker 1: a nice pair of those gino's a belt?
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 5: Hello? Who am I speaking to you?
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  Speaker 4: Catherine?
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  Speaker 5: Kathy? How are you? Can you check me a pair
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  Speaker 5: of pants?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: Sure?
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  Speaker 4: Over the walls?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, no problem, you promise.
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  Speaker 5: I'm waiting. Hello. Hello, Hello, who's that My mom?
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  Speaker 8: It's her daughter. She's just going to go find a
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  Speaker 8: pair of pants.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, she really has Katherine got the pants yet?
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  Speaker 8: She's getting them, she's getting the.
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  Speaker 5: Can you just describe to me what she's doing.
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  Speaker 8: She's giving the pens. Yeah, and she's gone going up
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  Speaker 8: the back door to throw them over the wall.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, just tell me once she's thrown them over.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, she's thrown them over.
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  Speaker 5: Can you put her back on the phone?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Hold on, Well, hello Catherine.
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  Speaker 5: You threw them over? How far done?
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  Speaker 4: They're in the driveway?
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  Speaker 5: What pair of pens?
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  Speaker 4: The only pair of pants that I could spare to
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  Speaker 4: throw over?
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  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 4: A pair of jeans?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? I got them?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, great?
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  Speaker 5: Do you damn? Does you just want them back?
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  Speaker 4: We would like them back here?
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  Speaker 5: Can I just speak to you?
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  Speaker 9: Hold on a sick, Hi Dan, would you be able
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  Speaker 9: to throw a pair of underpants?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: I am sure you don't want some panties?
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  Speaker 1: Look, I can't win a underpants.
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  Speaker 5: What did she say?
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  Speaker 4: She shout the bakery.
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  Speaker 8: We don't share?
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  Speaker 5: No, what did she say?
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  Speaker 4: We don't share handies? My pants?
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  Speaker 3: You can share, not my handies.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you want your pen?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Can you just ask your wife if I can borrow
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  Speaker 1: a pair of penties?
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  Speaker 4: Can you want a pair of your penties? I don't
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  Speaker 4: share my knickers with anybody, so go buy your own pen.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you've got a pair of jeans, surely you've got
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  Speaker 1: a pair of Bloomers or something.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't wear bloomers.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think I am a lazy g string.
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  Speaker 5: I'll take that.
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  Speaker 4: No for new mother on.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you in your underwear in the backyard before.
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  Speaker 1: You've got good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: That's lovely. It's my underwear. So yeah, sorry, I can't
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  Speaker 4: help you. Help no, goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: You know there's a pair of jeans lying in twenty
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  Speaker 1: four Porter, and Dione has no idea why they're.
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  Speaker 2: There that way. It's tirely too far.
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  Speaker 5: But that's a good neighbor. That's a fantastic neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like a really great family.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, yes, put your neighbor to the test. It's Tyler
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  Speaker 1: Zorral Larson. She did it again here on K for Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Message from lady says, listen, I had a neighbor that
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  Speaker 1: came and asked me for a teaspoon of mayonnaise. I
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  Speaker 1: know when when that sauce just sure of one thing.
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  Speaker 2: That sandwich just not gonna slap to say, I'll ask that.
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  Speaker 5: Male, I asked the neighbor ones. I was busy making
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  Speaker 5: I have.
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  Speaker 1: I've got my special the p Prairie sauce that I
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  Speaker 1: make from my chicken, and I was making it this evening.
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  Speaker 1: Already shops were clothes. I was going, I got so far.
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  Speaker 1: I was like the loss, but I need to add
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  Speaker 1: as lemon and there's no lemon. Now I'm phoning around
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  Speaker 1: same neighbor, Steph Brother, I need lemon, please, he says, Oh, Brad,
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  Speaker 1: I've got like a half a lemon in the free
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's like all dried in buonabet.
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  Speaker 4: Brother.
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  Speaker 5: I said, I'll take it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take that. I'll take it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll take it. Yeah. Desperate times, man, desperate times