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Pirates in Etheros Episode 42 - Undead Puppeteer · Chaotically Balanced

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SPEAKER_02: Now that we are done with that, it's time to start the adventure.
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SPEAKER_02: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds and neurodivergents.
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SPEAKER_02: Sit back, stay hydrated and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
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Thank you all for your patience in the cliffhanger that we had
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left everybody on,
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SPEAKER_02: including our players.
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SPEAKER_02: We had to deal with the plague for two weeks,
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SPEAKER_02: one week in our house and last week in one of our players' houses.
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SPEAKER_02: Nevertheless, we are back.
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Everyone is as healthy as can be during this sick season,
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and we're going to hop back into it.
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SPEAKER_02: Last we left off,
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SPEAKER_02: the group rested briefly to decide their next move,
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debating between Wakim's plan to head for the lair and
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Belfast's insistence on
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SPEAKER_02: going to his storage building.
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SPEAKER_02: With Joachim and Lala's help,
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Belfast used one of his experiments to contain the ship in a
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multidimensional
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SPEAKER_02: sphere after several failed attempts and an explosion.
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SPEAKER_02: On their way to his storage building,
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SPEAKER_02: they became stuck in swamp muck,
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SPEAKER_02: and after getting themselves out of it,
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SPEAKER_02: with some help,
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SPEAKER_02: they were soon swarmed by the undead,
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SPEAKER_02: forcing them to fight while slogging through the mire.
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SPEAKER_02: So we're going to pick right back up.
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SPEAKER_02: From there.
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SPEAKER_02: It is the top of round three and it is.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, Gray Breeze, the Paladin's turn.
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Which part of this is difficult terrain or is the whole map
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difficult terrain?
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SPEAKER_03: The whole map, the whole map.
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SPEAKER_02: Everything is difficult terrain.
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SPEAKER_03: So I have 15 feet.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: And this guy's dead?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Red X's are dead.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just wondering because sometimes the map screws up.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: No, all those are dead.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: And that's the one that's got the bony nose.
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SPEAKER_02: The one that she's next to now, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to swing to hit.
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SPEAKER_00: Do I still have my rage buff?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: You should.
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SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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SPEAKER_00: Does a 19 hit?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: And this guy's undead, right?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: So 19?
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SPEAKER_02: You slog your way over here through the muck,
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SPEAKER_02: and you,
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SPEAKER_02: as you do,
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SPEAKER_02: you bring Dawnbringer up,
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and you just apologize real quick for the undead goop that
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she's gonna have to cut
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SPEAKER_02: through,
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SPEAKER_02: and you just slash across this one's chest.
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SPEAKER_02: And as you do, he has to do a fortitude check.
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SPEAKER_02: He fails his fortitude check.
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SPEAKER_02: You guys might be lucky tonight.
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SPEAKER_02: Guts spill out from the slash in his chest.
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Dawnbringer made of radiant fire just kinda cuts through this
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literally like squishy butter.
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SPEAKER_02: And his entrails just slash at his feet as he just collapses.
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SPEAKER_02: Splattering the three of you a little bit.
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SPEAKER_03: And that was all of my movement, right?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So I can't hit anything else.
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SPEAKER_00: But I will cast Compelled Duel on this guy.
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SPEAKER_00: The big one.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Wisdom saving throw?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm going to use DM Inspiration on that.
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SPEAKER_02: The 16.
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SPEAKER_03: That meets it.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: That's all I can do.
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SPEAKER_02: Deedle, it is your turn.
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SPEAKER_02: With Krakka, you're next.
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SPEAKER_01: Where am I?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna take a swing at the big guy here.
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SPEAKER_02: The one that's just right in front of you?
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SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, that hit.
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SPEAKER_02: Do you?
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SPEAKER_02: You don't have your rage damage on.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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SPEAKER_02: So we will.
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I want to say I just turned it on for you because I thought
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that I thought that world was weird.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me see what happens when I do this.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so it adds 16 points there, so it just adds it automatically.
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SPEAKER_02: So I'll do the 16, because your rage adds plus 2.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to hit him again.
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SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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SPEAKER_00: Oof.
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SPEAKER_02: Oof.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm going to inspirational that.
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SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
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SPEAKER_02: That's a natural one, is what that was.
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SPEAKER_02: 19.
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SPEAKER_02: 19 hits.
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SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll your damage.
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SPEAKER_02: 19 points of damage.
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SPEAKER_00: I think that's all I can do.
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SPEAKER_00: OK.
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SPEAKER_02: Krakka, it is your turn with Elfast coming next.
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SPEAKER_02: Since there's so many tokens on the map,
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going through and marking active enemies with a red ticker.
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SPEAKER_02: If a token doesn't have a red ticker, it's either an ally or dead.
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SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to run around to the backside of this guy.
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SPEAKER_02: Actually, more.
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SPEAKER_02: OK.
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SPEAKER_02: Like.
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SPEAKER_02: This side.
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SPEAKER_02: Remember, everything's difficult terrain.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: So that was like 30 feet of movement because it was like 15.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: And I'm just going to regular attack this guy.
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SPEAKER_02: I do,
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SPEAKER_02: at the start of your turn,
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SPEAKER_02: Crocker,
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SPEAKER_02: real quick,
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SPEAKER_02: need you to make a constitution saving throw.
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SPEAKER_02: Fifteen.
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SPEAKER_02: That is a success, so you may continue your turn.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, so hit him with the old one, two.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
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SPEAKER_02: Hit him with the hammer.
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SPEAKER_02: That's an 18.
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SPEAKER_02: That hits.
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SPEAKER_02: 5 plus 7, that's a 12.
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SPEAKER_02: That's 12 points damage.
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SPEAKER_02: Hit him with the 2.
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SPEAKER_02: That's a 27.
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SPEAKER_02: That definitely hits.
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SPEAKER_02: That's 10 points of damage.
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SPEAKER_02: Another 10 points damage.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to add a stunning strike onto that.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh, what is that?
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SPEAKER_02: Constitution saving throw?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it's... 16?
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SPEAKER_02: Double check.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll roll it while you check.
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SPEAKER_02: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_02: It probably doesn't matter what it is.
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SPEAKER_02: That's a 23.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Rolled pretty high.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Alright, well.
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SPEAKER_02: Key point.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh, I will add, as you're hitting this one, while the other one's...
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SPEAKER_02: Definitely felt like that undead, squishy, fleshy-like feeling.
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This one,
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while the surface feels like that,
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something underneath it feels hardened.
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SPEAKER_02: So it's... Hmm.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
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SPEAKER_00: Jesus is at it again, hardening people's heart.
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SPEAKER_02: Alright, so I'm gonna, um...
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to stay here.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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And as a bonus action,
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I'm going to hold my,
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like,
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extra 10 feet of movement.
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SPEAKER_02: And if the big guy comes anywhere in close,
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I'm going to try to reposition myself to a flanking position of
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the big guy to Lala
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SPEAKER_02: or Yanor instead of the little guy.
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SPEAKER_02: If possible.
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SPEAKER_02: Because once again, it's only going to be 5 feet.
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SPEAKER_02: So if anything, it'd be like... Oh, you have 45 feet of movement.
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SPEAKER_02: So you moved... You moved... You used 30 feet.
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SPEAKER_02: 15.
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SPEAKER_02: Usually, you need to spend an action to hold something like that.
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But because you are a monk,
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I will allow you to hold the rest of your movement.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'll use...
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step of a wind to add to add to it to be able to you know use
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it as a bonus action
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yes but to hold it as a reaction to hold it as a reaction you
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need to have an act
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you need to use your action oh i got you but because you are a
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monk and you have
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some movement left i would let you hold it in this instance
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okay so that uses a
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SPEAKER_02: reaction and a bonus action
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That'll use your current bonus action and it'll use your
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reaction if it triggers.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, it'll use your reaction if it triggers.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: You can still technically use your reaction for something else.
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SPEAKER_02: You have to choose,
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SPEAKER_02: because if he steps in range and you decide you don't want to do that,
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SPEAKER_02: you can use your reaction for something else.
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SPEAKER_02: Right,
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SPEAKER_02: but if he steps in range,
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that's going to auto-trigger my reaction to move to flanking
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position of him.
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SPEAKER_02: You choose when it does.
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SPEAKER_02: So,
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SPEAKER_02: like,
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SPEAKER_02: if,
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SPEAKER_02: say,
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SPEAKER_02: Yenor holds an attack,
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SPEAKER_02: or Deedle or Lala will hold an attack,
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SPEAKER_02: or Wakim holds a spell as an action,
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SPEAKER_02: it doesn't necessarily need to use that held action.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: You just waste your action on your turn for doing that.
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SPEAKER_02: Or, in your case, your bonus action.
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SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
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SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
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SPEAKER_02: Gift over Belfast.
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SPEAKER_02: It is Belfast now.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, Mr. Sue.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
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SPEAKER_02: Mr. Sue.
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SPEAKER_01: A little busy right now.
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Which direction are you going?
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SPEAKER_01: What do you mean, which direction?
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SPEAKER_02: There's one behind you and there's a bunch in front of you.
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SPEAKER_02: Which direction are you going?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm dealing with this one in front of me first.
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SPEAKER_01: After that, we'll see.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, I'll help you with this one.
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SPEAKER_02: Then we can move in the same direction.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't need your help with this one.
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SPEAKER_01: Help them with the bigger ones.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I can make it to the bigger one.
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SPEAKER_01: You have no skills or abilities that can hit that thing from far away?
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SPEAKER_01: I thought you were better than this.
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SPEAKER_02: He does have something that can get him closer.
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SPEAKER_02: He does.
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SPEAKER_02: I did build him right.
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SPEAKER_02: I built him to be annoying.
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SPEAKER_02: I got something up my sleeve here.
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SPEAKER_02: You sure?
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SPEAKER_02: You got it?
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SPEAKER_02: What if more come up?
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SPEAKER_02: What are you going to do?
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SPEAKER_01: I got things.
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SPEAKER_01: Don't worry.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Just don't make any more Dark God deals.
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SPEAKER_02: And you see him cast what you recognize as Misty Step as a bonus action.
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SPEAKER_02: I forgot he had that.
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SPEAKER_02: Was that 30 feet?
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SPEAKER_02: I have to...
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SPEAKER_02: All right, he's going to have to try something tricky.
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SPEAKER_02: 30 feet is not close enough.
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SPEAKER_02: So he's going to make an Arcana check, which is intelligence.
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SPEAKER_02: For a 24.
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SPEAKER_02: That's pretty good.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll let him double his Misty Step for this instance.
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SPEAKER_02: The 24, so that would be 60 feet.
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So as he's done yelling across the battlefield at you,
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Joaquim,
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you just see him vanish.
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SPEAKER_02: And then Yanor,
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SPEAKER_02: Lala,
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you probably wouldn't see him because this guy even collapsed
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is still taller than
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SPEAKER_02: you just by a little bit.
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But Yanor and Kraka,
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you would see Belfast appear basically in front of this giant
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one here.
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And then he's going to take that little half step forward to
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get up in and arrange.
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SPEAKER_02: And.
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SPEAKER_02: He is going to.
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SPEAKER_02: You're just going to make attacks.
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SPEAKER_02: So we're going to do one attack.
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SPEAKER_02: Two attacks.
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SPEAKER_02: Three attacks.
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SPEAKER_02: Four.
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SPEAKER_02: Five.
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SPEAKER_02: All five attacks hit, not surprisingly.
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SPEAKER_02: 18.
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SPEAKER_02: 35.
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SPEAKER_02: 52. 71.
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SPEAKER_02: He does 90 points of damage in those five attacks.
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SPEAKER_02: This thing's still standing.
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SPEAKER_02: That's about all I can do right now.
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SPEAKER_02: It looks like you're sure you got it there, dark wizard.
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SPEAKER_01: He's just kind of narrowing his eyes at him,
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SPEAKER_01: because I don't recall mentioning any other stuff to him.
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He's basing it off of the darkness that came out of you to help
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him with his experiment.
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SPEAKER_01: Don't assume so much.
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SPEAKER_01: Just worry about what's in front of you.
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SPEAKER_02: It is, I guess, the only existing ogre zombie's turn.
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Uh,
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Deedle,
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you attacked this one,
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so it's just gonna turn around and attack you.
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SPEAKER_02: That is a 20, a dirty 20.
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SPEAKER_02: That does hit you, Deedle.
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SPEAKER_00: It meets it, yeah.
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Deedle,
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you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage as you've been
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slashing in this thing.
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SPEAKER_02: So this thing just kind of looks at you,
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SPEAKER_02: puts its fists together,
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SPEAKER_02: raises them,
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SPEAKER_02: and just kind of brings the double fists down right on top of you.
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SPEAKER_00: Damn.
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SPEAKER_02: You're raging, so, you know.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, do you have that feature?
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SPEAKER_02: while you're raging, or is that a higher barbarian feature?
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SPEAKER_02: Higher barbarian feature.
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SPEAKER_02: So yeah, you take the full 13 points damage.
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SPEAKER_02: You don't quite have resistance yet.
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SPEAKER_02: That's all it can do.
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SPEAKER_02: Wakim, it is your turn.
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SPEAKER_01: OK, so we're going to bonus action, someone shadow.
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SPEAKER_02: What is the buff you are giving it?
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SPEAKER_01: Two attacks.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, so multi attack.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me get the shadow on the field.
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SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
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SPEAKER_02: I hit that.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's.
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SPEAKER_02: There it is.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh, and where are you summoning it?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna have him summon, uh, right next... Yeah, uh, right here.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, right, Derek?
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SPEAKER_02: Uh, let me get his stats right.
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SPEAKER_02: So he's got two attacks.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know, it's just that.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh, your class level for Warlock is...
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SPEAKER_02: three four so 20 hp what is your spell save dc 16.
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SPEAKER_01: uh i think it's hold on uh spell save dc is 19.
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SPEAKER_02: 19. ac 19 hp 20. okay there you go your shadow is ready okay um
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SPEAKER_02: Um, it will go after you.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: So I will hold an action to, uh, cast... Let me see here.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh... Uh, let me...
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hold an action to cast Booming Blade.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you're going to hold Booming Blade?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And I will hold... Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: I will hold Booming Blade for...
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SPEAKER_01: Actually, okay, so I'll move.
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I'm not quite within five feet of it,
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so let me move within five feet of it.
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And I will hold an action to cast Booming Blade after my shadow
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does his thing.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: So then my shadow...
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SPEAKER_01: because I'm not doing anything else for Joaquim's turn.
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SPEAKER_01: So my shadow will then... Shade glare this thing, or try to anyway.
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SPEAKER_01: So it needs to make a wisdom save.
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SPEAKER_01: DC 17.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Wisdom save, you said, from this thing.
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SPEAKER_02: That's a, it's not a natural one, but it's a one.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: So then it is paralyzed.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: And then booming blade.
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SPEAKER_01: So I need to make an attack.
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SPEAKER_02: So I've got my advantage.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: Great sword is out.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a hit.
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SPEAKER_01: So that's a crit.
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SPEAKER_01: So I will roll damage normally.
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SPEAKER_01: So that's 16.
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SPEAKER_01: And then plus max.
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SPEAKER_02: You have to roll the damage on Shade Glare.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_01: I completely forgot about that.
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SPEAKER_02: It is paralyzed, but Shade Glare also does damage.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, so that's 8.
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SPEAKER_01: So plus max damage, right?
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, no?
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SPEAKER_02: Not on Shade Glare.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: So then just eight for the Shade Glare?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because I'm separating them.
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SPEAKER_02: So Shade Glare.
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SPEAKER_02: Now we can go back to your Greatsword damage.
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SPEAKER_02: 16, and it is an auto crit.
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SPEAKER_02: So you're just doing additional damage?
24:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just additional damage.
24:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so 16 plus max dice.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: So that's 12.
24:39
SPEAKER_02: So it's 28.
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28 points damage uh my it's uh it's a plus the max dice damage
24:52
or the plus the max
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damage of the the weapon dice okay without modifiers so it
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doesn't double it
25:02
doesn't double your modifier just uh adds max dice okay so then
25:08
and then into d8
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SPEAKER_01: for the booming blade is the d8 crit as well yes
25:14
SPEAKER_01: So let me roll the D8.
25:17
SPEAKER_01: That's a 7.
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SPEAKER_02: 28 plus 7 is 35 plus another 8 is 43.
25:21
SPEAKER_02: Can I put anything else on top of that?
25:24
SPEAKER_01: I could smite it.
25:28
SPEAKER_01: I could smite it.
25:29
SPEAKER_01: If you want to.
25:44
SPEAKER_01: What am I spell slots looking at?
25:47
SPEAKER_02: That is a consideration.
25:50
SPEAKER_01: Fuck it, yeah.
25:51
SPEAKER_01: Let's smite it.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: What level?
25:56
SPEAKER_02: First level.
25:57
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, spend the spell slot and roll the damage.
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SPEAKER_01: 2d8.
26:01
SPEAKER_01: Rolling.
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SPEAKER_01: Eh, poop.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: Five.
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SPEAKER_02: So you whack into this thing.
26:13
with your greatsword and then the thunder boom follows that
26:19
cracks on the echoes
26:20
off the trees and then the radiant light just bursts from where
26:26
you had struck it
26:30
and it kind of just fizzles down onto the ground into
26:34
nothingness oh shit okay nice
26:39
SPEAKER_01: and then i look back at uh belfast and say
26:43
SPEAKER_01: You thought I needed your help, huh?
26:48
SPEAKER_02: How many times can you pull that combo off?
26:52
SPEAKER_01: As many as I need to.
26:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm clearly lying, but... Alright.
26:59
SPEAKER_01: So... I don't think that there's anything else I can do currently.
27:03
SPEAKER_01: I end my turn.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: It is the smaller zombies' turns now.
27:12
SPEAKER_02: Um, so... This one is going to make an insight check real quick.
27:22
SPEAKER_02: What is that?
27:24
SPEAKER_02: A negative one.
27:27
SPEAKER_02: It is unsure of whether or not this thing in the tree is a threat to it.
27:36
SPEAKER_02: But it's the closest thing to it that's technically breathing.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: So it's going to make an attack against it.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: First attack.
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SPEAKER_02: So it tries to just reach up and hit Harold.
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SPEAKER_02: Harold's vegetable body.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: But it hits the tree because Harold's kind of dangling up there.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: And it's second attack.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: The momentum of this one's strike kind of jostles Harold a little bit,
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SPEAKER_02: and the second strike he's able to smack into him.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: So Harold takes...
28:56
SPEAKER_02: Harold takes some damage.
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SPEAKER_02: Doesn't make a sound, though.
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SPEAKER_02: Joaquim and Deedle,
29:13
SPEAKER_02: you hear the slap of undead flesh against unconscious flesh,
29:20
SPEAKER_02: but Harold doesn't really make a sound.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's more unconscious, right?
29:28
SPEAKER_02: He is... something.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: Uh,
29:42
SPEAKER_02: Krakka,
29:42
SPEAKER_02: the one you attack,
29:43
SPEAKER_02: or the one that you positioned yourself near,
29:46
SPEAKER_02: is going to attack you.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, let's see Let's get AoE
30:30
Kfraka,
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Lala,
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Yanor,
30:33
and Belfast all need to make a constitution saving throw.
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SPEAKER_00: Does your sword grant boosts to all saving throws or just wisdom?
30:52
SPEAKER_02: Does what?
30:54
Inor's sword,
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does it grant a extra for all saving throws or just wisdom?
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SPEAKER_00: I couldn't remember.
31:00
SPEAKER_00: Is that from your sword?
31:02
SPEAKER_00: No, it's from my aura of protection from being a paladin.
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SPEAKER_03: It's a plus four bonus to all saving throws.
31:08
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I thought it was a sword.
31:09
SPEAKER_03: My bad.
31:10
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just her holiness.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: And you said it was a wisdom?
31:17
SPEAKER_02: Constitution.
31:18
SPEAKER_00: Constitution.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: I got a 16.
31:23
SPEAKER_01: A 10 plus 4 is 14.
31:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to add a hero point.
31:29
SPEAKER_01: Can I add a hero point to leaving those?
31:31
SPEAKER_00: I suck.
31:31
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
31:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember anything.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: Hero points can be added to any d20 roll.
31:37
SPEAKER_03: I know the answer.
31:39
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Your range is only 10 feet, correct?
31:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, unfortunately.
31:46
SPEAKER_03: 17. 17.
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SPEAKER_02: Lala, yours should be at 20.
31:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm bad at math and my head's fuzzy.
32:00
SPEAKER_00: No mind me.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: 17 was correct with Yanora's plus 4 and then plus the 3, you're at 20.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: I have it.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: So, you all succeed.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: As this zombie releases a puff of this...
32:25
sticky green aerated substance that just kind of hangs in the
32:35
air for a moment
32:40
while none of you are poisoned you do each take six points of
32:46
poison damage you
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SPEAKER_02: would have taken 12 it was cut in half
32:57
SPEAKER_02: So that's each, uh, you, Yanora, Lala, and Krakka.
33:20
SPEAKER_03: Um, can I do Shieldmaster Evasion for that?
33:25
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: Awesome.
33:30
So with that,
33:30
you know,
33:30
you spend your reaction on this turn,
33:32
but you take no damage.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: That is all for the little ones.
33:40
SPEAKER_02: Lala, it is your turn.
33:42
SPEAKER_01: Who is not a little one.
33:44
SPEAKER_01: So I, who is not a little one.
33:51
SPEAKER_02: No, not one of the little zombies.
34:05
SPEAKER_00: Measuring a thing.
34:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: I don't appreciate somebody attacking our useless friend over here,
34:19
SPEAKER_03: so I'm gonna attack this one.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: Listen.
34:24
SPEAKER_02: He's doing his best.
34:26
SPEAKER_00: He's doing his best.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: He didn't fall out of the tree.
34:32
SPEAKER_02: Well done.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: Terrible.
34:36
SPEAKER_02: Are you throwing your daggers at that one, I assume?
34:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:41
SPEAKER_00: That's a natural 20.
34:43
SPEAKER_00: For 31.
34:45
SPEAKER_00: All the damage.
34:46
SPEAKER_00: All of it.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Did you roll actual dice?
34:50
SPEAKER_00: No.
34:51
SPEAKER_00: Didn't it come through?
34:52
SPEAKER_02: It did not.
34:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it did on... It didn't come through on the DM one.
35:00
SPEAKER_02: Very fresh real quick.
35:01
I said it came through on Yanora's screen and it came through
35:05
on the streaming
35:06
SPEAKER_02: screen,
35:06
SPEAKER_02: but it did not come through on the DM screen.
35:08
SPEAKER_02: Now it did.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: I see it.
35:10
SPEAKER_02: All the damage.
35:11
SPEAKER_02: So go ahead and roll all the damage.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: Technically,
35:18
SPEAKER_02: Harold is not incapacitated and he does count as an ally,
35:23
SPEAKER_02: so I will grant you sneak attack on this as well.
35:26
SPEAKER_00: Heck yeah.
35:27
SPEAKER_00: Brother...
35:38
SPEAKER_02: So nine points of piercing damage.
35:43
SPEAKER_03: 18 sneakiness damage.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: Plus 18 sneak attack.
35:47
SPEAKER_02: That's 27.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: Plus the crit damage.
35:50
SPEAKER_02: So add four to that.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: That is 31.
35:53
SPEAKER_02: And then add 30.
35:55
SPEAKER_02: That is 61 points of damage.
35:59
SPEAKER_03: I probably should have targeted something bigger, but you know.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: You throw Nosferatu.
36:07
at this zombies so accurately that it goes through the eye
36:13
socket through the back
36:15
of his skull and land and pins the part of the brain and the
36:20
eyeball behind deedle
36:22
before nosferatu returns to your hand it sludges to the ground
36:27
just like hooray uh
36:33
SPEAKER_02: beetle you hear this you see you hear the thunk
36:36
behind you as you're like preparing for your next round of
36:39
attacks and you just see
36:40
SPEAKER_02: an eyeball and like brain matter on Nosferatu before Nosferatu vanishes.
36:45
SPEAKER_00: I agree.
36:49
SPEAKER_00: That was gross.
36:52
SPEAKER_02: Basically use Nosferatu to explode that zombie's head.
36:55
SPEAKER_02: That's what you did.
36:58
SPEAKER_00: Lala is going to climb atop of this guy since I can't see over him.
37:08
So as you're climbing,
37:11
it's like climbing in really wet sand,
37:18
but it's also goopy and fleshy.
37:22
SPEAKER_00: Doesn't bother me.
37:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm fast as fuck, boy.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: You're standing in the chest cavity of this thing now.
37:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:30
SPEAKER_02: In the goop.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm up high, though.
37:33
SPEAKER_00: We're on top of a rib.
37:35
SPEAKER_02: You see Lala just standing on those undead ribs in front of you.
37:44
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be sticky.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm already sticky.
37:49
SPEAKER_02: You are all already sticky.
37:50
SPEAKER_02: Everyone that was in that cloud of whatever it was that stuck to you.
37:58
SPEAKER_01: And from here, I'm gonna attack this thing.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: All right, so this will be your second attack.
38:03
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and make your strike.
38:05
SPEAKER_02: No sneak attack because you had used it already.
38:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, man.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: Okay, there we go.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: Throw.
38:16
SPEAKER_02: I see the roll this time.
38:17
SPEAKER_02: It's coming through.
38:17
SPEAKER_02: 24.
38:21
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
38:22
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, boy.
38:36
SPEAKER_02: 10 points of damage?
38:37
SPEAKER_00: Indeed.
38:39
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
38:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm making assumptions just from looking at this thing.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: Was it too magic or is it just dick?
38:47
SPEAKER_02: Make an insight check.
38:49
SPEAKER_00: I can do that.
38:53
SPEAKER_00: In theory.
38:53
SPEAKER_02: This one's not quite as gross.
38:55
You just kind of throw it and it just sticks in its belly
38:58
before Nosefraatu comes back.
39:02
SPEAKER_02: You're not sure.
39:03
SPEAKER_02: It's big.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: It's lumbering.
39:05
SPEAKER_02: It's holding a club.
39:05
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
39:10
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't look like it does magic.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: It just looks big, but you have no idea.
39:17
SPEAKER_01: I may have been making assumptions just because of the fancy hat.
39:20
SPEAKER_01: You put a fancy hat on something and I think it does magic.
39:27
SPEAKER_00: Last attacks.
39:29
SPEAKER_00: Aim same.
39:31
SPEAKER_02: That definitely hits.
39:32
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
39:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
39:44
SPEAKER_00: There we have it.
39:45
So you throw this one,
39:48
and it makes a...
39:49
Because Nosferatu is a four quadruple-edged knife.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: Indeed.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: So when you throw this one, it...
39:58
SPEAKER_02: just rotates ever so slightly in the air as it hits in the same spot.
40:02
SPEAKER_02: And it's now this just star cut in this giant stomach.
40:07
SPEAKER_01: I know who's been here.
40:10
SPEAKER_01: That's my turn.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: That is all three.
40:14
SPEAKER_02: All right.
40:16
SPEAKER_02: It is now this giant one's turn.
40:22
SPEAKER_02: It is going to lumber this way a little bit.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: staying in range of Belfast.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Krakka,
40:35
SPEAKER_02: I would say it passed through your range doing that,
40:40
SPEAKER_02: if you would like to trigger your held action.
41:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm sorry, not a club.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: It has a great axe.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: It is going to use its freezing stare on Mr. Belfast.
41:24
SPEAKER_02: Oh, was that muted?
41:25
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, I'll move.
41:28
Because if I won't be in flanking position for Unora,
41:31
I'll be in flanking position for Belfast.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: So, yes, I'll invoke that.
41:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
41:38
SPEAKER_02: So, go ahead and move where you would like to move.
41:47
SPEAKER_02: Just stay right there.
41:54
Because if I go any more to the left,
41:56
then I won't be in flanking position at Belfast.
41:59
SPEAKER_02: So...
42:08
SPEAKER_02: Before Belfast is able to get a word out,
42:11
SPEAKER_02: he is...
42:16
SPEAKER_02: You see this giant's eyes just glow this icy blue.
42:20
SPEAKER_02: And then Belfast is just...
42:26
SPEAKER_02: coated in this icy blue aura frozen in place.
42:40
SPEAKER_02: He is then going to frozen solid.
42:48
SPEAKER_02: He's not covered in ice, but he was just moving and now he's not OK.
42:55
So unless you brought an internal thermometer,
42:58
I don't think we're gonna know,
42:59
regardless.
43:03
SPEAKER_01: One more thing to worry about.
43:07
SPEAKER_00: One more thing to carry around.
43:13
SPEAKER_02: That is a lot of damage.
43:17
SPEAKER_02: That is 74 points of damage.
43:25
SPEAKER_01: To Belfast?
43:27
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
43:28
SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
43:31
SPEAKER_02: He may or may not be quote-unquote paralyzed in his frozen state.
43:40
SPEAKER_02: And again, make his second attack.
43:44
SPEAKER_02: Which hits, so it's an auto-crit.
43:55
SPEAKER_02: That is 68 points of damage.
43:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
44:16
SPEAKER_01: He's getting hurt.
44:19
SPEAKER_02: Auto crits hurt,
44:20
especially when something that is four times your size is
44:23
hitting you with
44:24
SPEAKER_02: something that is also four times your size.
44:32
At the end of the round,
44:36
all of you hear more sloshing from underneath your feet.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: We're going to do one of these.
44:49
SPEAKER_02: Just back behind back by you over here.
44:53
SPEAKER_02: I'll actually tell him like.
44:56
Here.
44:56
SPEAKER_02: And then to do what is.
44:59
Oh, not that one.
44:59
Let's use.
45:00
This one's better.
45:19
SPEAKER_02: there.
45:21
And we're gonna have just over here in the tree line and over
45:38
here in this tree line.
45:40
SPEAKER_02: So, uh, Wakeem, Deedle, and Yanor
45:47
SPEAKER_02: You three would see this thing back here.
45:56
Floating spherical head with rotting flesh and tentacles with
46:01
eyestalks also
46:03
SPEAKER_02: rotting all around it.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: Did you give us an undead beholder?
46:10
SPEAKER_02: Technically, it's a zombie beholder.
46:11
SPEAKER_00: That doesn't make it better.
46:16
Waqeem,
46:17
Yanor,
46:19
and Lala from behind Waqeem,
46:22
and then Yanor,
46:24
Lala,
46:24
and Kraka from behind Kraka.
46:26
SPEAKER_02: These two giant undead monkey-like creatures appear.
46:32
SPEAKER_03: I hate monkeys.
46:41
SPEAKER_02: You hate what?
46:41
SPEAKER_01: I hate monkeys.
46:51
SPEAKER_02: I'll call them ape.
46:52
SPEAKER_02: Giant ape-like undead creatures.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: Reptie's not improving?
46:59
I do have to add these to the combat tracker,
47:01
make sure they don't roll higher than Ynor.
47:03
Don't know how a zombie rolls higher than Ynor,
47:06
but you know,
47:06
you never know.
47:11
SPEAKER_00: Battle of the plus eight.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: Ynor, it is your turn.
47:26
scooch up to the big guy okay and i'm gonna hit you have
47:32
advantage because you're
47:33
blanking 27 that hits go ahead and roll damage oh uh real quick
47:46
because you started
47:46
SPEAKER_02: within 10 feet of it you must make a constitution saving throw
47:55
SPEAKER_03: 21.
47:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, 25.
47:56
SPEAKER_03: You're fine.
47:57
SPEAKER_02: So you do... It is undead, so add your extra damage.
48:03
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
48:09
14.
48:10
SPEAKER_02: 14 points, but it is radiant damage.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: So 14.
48:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to throw a level 2 smite on that.
48:21
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll.
48:25
SPEAKER_00: No, I cannot.
48:27
SPEAKER_00: I'll level one smite them.
48:30
SPEAKER_03: That's 2d8.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
48:37
SPEAKER_02: Another 12 points.
48:38
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
48:41
SPEAKER_03: Then I'm going to hit it again.
48:49
SPEAKER_03: Dirty 20.
48:50
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
48:50
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
49:01
SPEAKER_03: There's that, and then another level one smite.
49:14
SPEAKER_02: As you cut up this one,
49:18
SPEAKER_02: you're like,
49:19
SPEAKER_02: you remember the keyhole in the Onyx Accord vault,
49:22
SPEAKER_02: and you see the star hole in his stomach,
49:25
SPEAKER_02: and you're just like,
49:29
SPEAKER_02: shove it in there.
49:31
And this sort of thing just roars out as it collapses and melts
49:36
on your sword.
49:40
SPEAKER_00: That's gonna leave a mess.
49:43
SPEAKER_02: Just... Ripples the murky muck.
49:55
SPEAKER_02: It's down.
49:55
SPEAKER_00: Alright, and that used...
50:01
SPEAKER_00: Five or 10 feet of my movement?
50:03
SPEAKER_02: It would use 10 feet of your movement because it doubled.
50:10
SPEAKER_02: So you have 20 feet of movement left.
50:13
SPEAKER_03: So 10 feet.
50:17
SPEAKER_03: I will scooch my ass right here.
50:26
SPEAKER_00: And that is all that I can do.
50:27
SPEAKER_00: I'm out of spell slots.
50:29
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
50:32
SPEAKER_02: Deedle, it is your turn with Krakka being up next.
50:37
SPEAKER_00: Everybody's at quite the distance.
50:42
SPEAKER_00: Um... I can only move 20 foot.
50:48
SPEAKER_02: You got this thing in Tenya still.
50:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that thing's still alive?
50:52
SPEAKER_00: Alright.
50:53
SPEAKER_02: It didn't die yet.
50:53
SPEAKER_00: I thought he was dead.
50:55
SPEAKER_00: Not bad.
50:56
SPEAKER_02: No, not yet.
50:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we whack him again.
50:59
SPEAKER_02: Uh, go ahead, roll your check.
51:03
SPEAKER_00: That hit.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
51:16
SPEAKER_02: 18 points of damage.
51:21
SPEAKER_02: All right.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: He's not dead.
51:23
SPEAKER_01: I hit him again.
51:23
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll again.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: I do have to make an undead fortitude check on the giant one.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: He fails it.
51:35
SPEAKER_02: 19 does hit yours, Deedle.
51:36
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
51:56
SPEAKER_02: You hit him on this second strike.
52:00
And as bits of his flesh are falling off from all the slashes
52:03
that you've put in
52:04
SPEAKER_02: him,
52:05
SPEAKER_02: his head just kind of hangs with his mouth hanging open,
52:08
SPEAKER_02: and he just kind of looks at you.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: He stays up.
52:14
SPEAKER_02: His undead fortitude kicked in.
52:15
SPEAKER_00: Damn it.
52:20
SPEAKER_00: Just barely.
52:21
SPEAKER_00: All I could do, too.
52:31
SPEAKER_02: All right.
52:32
SPEAKER_02: Are you doing anything else?
52:33
SPEAKER_02: Are you moving or anything?
52:35
SPEAKER_00: No.
52:36
SPEAKER_02: Don't you have a bonus action?
52:37
SPEAKER_02: What's your bonus action?
52:48
SPEAKER_02: Did you you just went into a raid?
52:50
SPEAKER_02: Did you friend?
52:51
SPEAKER_02: You haven't frenzied yourself.
52:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
52:55
SPEAKER_02: You do have a bonus action.
53:01
SPEAKER_02: While raging, you can make an attack as a bonus action.
53:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh, frenzy attack.
53:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:09
SPEAKER_02: You don't have to be in a frenzy to use that.
53:11
SPEAKER_02: You can use that while you're raging.
53:13
SPEAKER_00: Oh, OK.
53:16
SPEAKER_00: And I whack him again.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll.
53:20
SPEAKER_00: Kill this guy, man.
53:22
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
53:23
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll your damage.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
53:28
SPEAKER_02: Eight points damage.
53:33
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
53:35
SPEAKER_02: Undead Fortitude kicks in again.
53:41
SPEAKER_02: This one does it for him, and he goes down.
53:47
SPEAKER_02: You just cut the last part of flesh holding his head on his body,
53:52
SPEAKER_02: and he just kind of sloshes into the ground,
53:56
SPEAKER_02: splashing some muck up onto your hands.
54:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I'm already pokey.
54:04
SPEAKER_02: Alright, I'm happy.
54:05
SPEAKER_02: Now you can move.
54:09
SPEAKER_02: I can still move?
54:09
SPEAKER_02: That was just action, bonus action.
54:15
SPEAKER_02: So you've got 20 feet of movement.
54:21
SPEAKER_02: Because everything's difficult terrain.
54:26
So technically you can use some of that to jump if you want to
54:28
try to get further.
54:29
SPEAKER_02: Um...
54:49
SPEAKER_00: Right about there.
54:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: Krakka, it is your turn.
55:04
SPEAKER_02: So you said Belfast is like in a block of ice?
55:11
SPEAKER_02: Not anymore.
55:12
SPEAKER_02: It seems to have alleviated once that big giant went down.
55:19
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
55:19
SPEAKER_02: So then I'm just gonna shimmy over here.
55:28
SPEAKER_02: So I'm flanking.
55:31
SPEAKER_02: And I'm gonna, you know, swing my hammers at this dude again.
55:42
SPEAKER_02: Flanking with Yanor, so you get advantage.
55:55
SPEAKER_02: 25.
55:56
SPEAKER_02: That definitely hit.
55:57
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
56:03
SPEAKER_02: That's an 8.
56:04
SPEAKER_02: I would get sneak attack, yes?
56:07
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
56:08
SPEAKER_02: That's an extra 11.
56:19
SPEAKER_02: Second attack.
56:20
12.
56:24
SPEAKER_02: Um...
56:30
SPEAKER_02: I think I had a hero point.
56:32
SPEAKER_02: I think it's a little higher than that to hit him.
56:36
SPEAKER_02: Four.
56:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll take that.
56:40
SPEAKER_02: It's a 16.
56:44
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
56:50
SPEAKER_02: It's a nine for damage.
56:51
SPEAKER_02: All right, so...
57:02
SPEAKER_02: Still up.
57:10
SPEAKER_02: Bonus to action on armed strike.
57:18
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
57:18
SPEAKER_02: 18.
57:19
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
57:21
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
57:22
SPEAKER_02: Roll damage.
57:25
SPEAKER_02: Seven.
57:30
SPEAKER_02: Undead fortitude check.
57:40
SPEAKER_02: As you hit it,
57:40
SPEAKER_02: you feel something just repel your hammer as it seems to stiffen,
57:49
even though the flesh is actively being slashed and cut and
57:54
bludgeoned off.
57:56
SPEAKER_02: It is still standing.
58:02
SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
58:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58:19
SPEAKER_02: So I would have like... 40 feet of movement left, right?
58:28
SPEAKER_02: 35?
58:28
SPEAKER_02: 40 feet.
58:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'd say 40 feet, so you can move 20 feet in difficult terrain.
58:43
SPEAKER_02: That's only to there.
58:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to stay where I am then.
58:55
SPEAKER_02: It's my turn.
58:58
SPEAKER_02: Belfast kind of shakes it off.
59:03
SPEAKER_02: Let me see how this word...
59:10
Belfast kind of shakes it off a little bit as it comes to his
59:12
turn and he kind of
59:14
SPEAKER_02: deep breaths,
59:15
SPEAKER_02: kind of.
59:15
SPEAKER_02: All right.
59:17
SPEAKER_02: All right.
59:19
SPEAKER_02: Collects himself.
59:24
SPEAKER_02: That goes to.
59:27
SPEAKER_02: Joakim, it is your turn.
59:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to look at Belfast and say, you good?
59:45
SPEAKER_02: Man, that was like he froze my soul or something.
59:53
SPEAKER_01: And this is Belfast here, right?
59:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
1:00:27
SPEAKER_01: Can I minor illusion?
1:00:32
SPEAKER_01: Is there like mist in this area?
1:00:35
SPEAKER_02: I like that.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_02: Weird swamp mist.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_02: It's not super thick, it's just kind of there.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_01: Could I minor illusion it to obstruct me so that they can't see me?
1:01:04
SPEAKER_02: You can definitely try.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_01: I think I'd like to try that.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_02: Also, I'm not 100% sure what you're concentrating on.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_01: Probably detect magic.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_02: That's fair.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_02: Where do you want your minor illusion and are you using
1:01:39
minor illusion as the action as intended or as the bonus action
1:01:43
for as our home for
1:01:46
rules let's do it as the bonus action okay it is only a five
1:01:52
foot cube yep but i'm
1:01:56
assuming you're putting it over yourself i am yeah so again i
1:02:00
will completely
1:02:01
SPEAKER_01: envelop myself in minor illusion um okay and then i will hold
1:02:09
SPEAKER_01: my action to cast here.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're gonna do it again.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_01: Actually,
1:02:38
SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_01: We'll hold an action for Booming Blade.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_01: And... I will... have my shadow teleport...
1:03:08
SPEAKER_01: 30 feet.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_02: Here.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_01: Alright, I'll have my shadow just kind of
1:03:35
SPEAKER_01: No, you know what?
1:03:36
SPEAKER_01: I'll have my shadow stay with me.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: Stay where it is.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_01: And... First, I need to see if I get my thing back.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_01: So let me... Roll your recharge.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_01: Roll the recharge.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_01: That's a recharge.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_02: It does get it back.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck it.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_01: Let's try and shade where the big monkeys all be.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_02: I will have you know I forgot a detail about these things.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_02: They have four arms.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_02: Jesus fucking Christ.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_02: So it's like an undead gorilla with four arms.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:04:19
Actually,
1:04:21
it's bigger than a gorilla because gorillas are technically
1:04:23
smaller than humans.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_02: Either way, I'm already here.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_02: It is... That's what?
1:04:32
SPEAKER_02: Constitution?
1:04:33
SPEAKER_02: Wisdom?
1:04:34
SPEAKER_01: Wisdom save.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_01: DC 17.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_02: It fails.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_02: That's a 12.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_01: Paralyzed.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_02: This one is paralyzed until its next turn?
1:04:47
SPEAKER_02: Or the Shades next turn?
1:04:49
SPEAKER_02: One of the two.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_01: Until the end of the Shadows next turn.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_01: Are you having your shadow do anything else?
1:05:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess we'll just have him do a shadow... What is it?
1:05:18
SPEAKER_01: A shade whip?
1:05:20
SPEAKER_01: He gets advantage?
1:05:25
SPEAKER_01: Within 30 feet.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_01: You're too far away.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_01: You're not too far away.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_01: Fuck it.
1:05:49
I'll have the shadow slither up a little bit towards the now
1:05:53
paralyzed one.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_01: And just do a shade strike.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_02: Shade Strike or Shade Wind?
1:06:09
SPEAKER_01: Shade Strike.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_02: All right, so right there, yep.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_02: So we'll do... Go ahead, roll your attack.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I rolled the damage.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why I hit that, I apologize.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_02: Roll the attack.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_02: So it's three plus your proficiency.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_02: So that plus your proficiency.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_02: But your proficiencies are four now?
1:06:39
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so that's an 18.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_02: An 18 does hit.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_02: We could take that seven, or you can roll again.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_01: Let me roll again.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_01: I apologize, but thank you.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_01: Should have... Eight.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_01: But since it's paralyzed, that's a crit.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so 8 plus another 10.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_01: And I think that's everything I can do.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, in my turn, I am enveloped in a swamp mist.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_02: What can this thing do?
1:07:34
SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_02: So first, this thing's going to make a perception check.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_02: Does not see you, Hakim.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_02: So it's going to go to the next closest person, Deedle.
1:08:17
SPEAKER_02: It is first going to make a bite attack against you.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_02: That is a dirty 20.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_02: So that hits.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_02: You take 16 points of piercing damage as you are
1:08:33
enveloped in this thing's jaws great and then i need because it
1:08:46
technically says it
1:08:47
SPEAKER_02: makes these at random so i need to invoke the randomness of the d4
1:09:08
SPEAKER_02: And then it is going to use a fear ray on you, Deedle.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_02: You need to make a wisdom saving throw.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_02: Twelve.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_02: You fail.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_02: You take...
1:09:39
SPEAKER_02: 15 points of psychic damage,
1:09:41
SPEAKER_02: and you are frightened of this creature until the end of your next turn.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_02: So as a reminder,
1:09:54
SPEAKER_02: you cannot move closer to this target,
1:09:57
and you have a disadvantage on any ability checks and attack
1:10:01
rolls while you can
1:10:02
SPEAKER_02: still see this creature.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_02: And then it makes a second.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what number that is.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's get it.
1:10:28
Yanor,
1:10:29
Krakka,
1:10:30
and Lala,
1:10:30
I need you three to make dexterity saving throws.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_02: You all get plus four.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_02: From Yonora's, uh... thing.
1:10:51
SPEAKER_03: Aura.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_03: 30?
1:10:53
SPEAKER_02: 25?
1:10:55
SPEAKER_02: Yonora, 30.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_02: Krakka, 25.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_02: Lala, that's a natural one.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I couldn't see it.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_02: I'll re-roll.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_02: Use your inspiration re-roll.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_02: I didn't think you'd want to keep a natural one if you could avoid it.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_03: No, I just I couldn't see it where the dice like landed.
1:11:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, where it landed.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't see it.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_01: And then it's not coming for me for some reason.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
1:11:29
SPEAKER_01: I can at least see it's a three.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_01: I'll use one more.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_02: That would be a 15 total.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm too good for that.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_02: OK, go ahead and roll again.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_02: going to be another natural one.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_01: Probably not.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
1:12:04
SPEAKER_02: How come they're going through with Dex rolls, not saves?
1:12:09
SPEAKER_02: Because her character sheet's always weird.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, definitely going for the save.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_01: There, that's a 19, plus 8.
1:12:19
SPEAKER_02: So that would be a 31.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_02: 27 plus 4, 31.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_02: All three of you saved,
1:12:25
SPEAKER_02: but you see,
1:12:26
SPEAKER_02: you hear Deedle get chomped,
1:12:30
SPEAKER_02: and then you see,
1:12:31
SPEAKER_02: you turn around and look over your shoulder,
1:12:32
SPEAKER_02: you see one of its eye stalks,
1:12:34
SPEAKER_02: its eyes falling out of the stalk,
1:12:36
SPEAKER_02: just hit her,
1:12:38
SPEAKER_02: and she looks a little scared.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_02: And then you see another one look towards you three,
1:12:43
and just fires this purple ray at you,
1:12:45
and it just explodes in this centralized location.
1:12:52
So,
1:12:53
oh,
1:12:53
technically this also affects its ally,
1:12:56
which has to make a dex save.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_02: And it fails its dex save.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_02: So that is a lot of damage.
1:13:18
So you all take 27 points of damage cut in half to 13 points of
1:13:26
force damage.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_02: So that is Krakka, Yanora, and Lala.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_02: You each take 13 points of force damage.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_02: It would have been 27.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_03: I have my reaction back, right?
1:13:44
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_03: I take no damage.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, that reminds me.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_01: An uncanny dodge.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_02: Does that do the same thing?
1:13:57
SPEAKER_01: The same thing as what?
1:13:59
SPEAKER_02: As Yenor's reaction?
1:14:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_01: It just, it halves it, so.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_02: So you take 13 cut in half to 6 points of force damage.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_02: Listen, this thing, these things are scary.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_02: Now it is these giant things turned.
1:14:26
Uh,
1:14:27
Joachim,
1:14:28
because of your shadow,
1:14:29
the one down by you can't do anything.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_02: Uh,
1:14:33
SPEAKER_02: but Ynora and Krakka,
1:14:34
SPEAKER_02: uh,
1:14:34
SPEAKER_02: this,
1:14:35
SPEAKER_02: uh,
1:14:35
SPEAKER_02: the disintegr...
1:14:36
SPEAKER_02: So,
1:14:37
SPEAKER_02: as that ray hits all of you,
1:14:39
SPEAKER_02: I forgot to narrate it,
1:14:43
SPEAKER_02: that creature that you and you,
1:14:45
SPEAKER_02: Ynora and Krakka,
1:14:47
SPEAKER_02: you and Krakka were flanking,
1:14:48
SPEAKER_02: uh,
1:14:49
SPEAKER_02: just disintegrates into nothing.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that could have been us.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_02: Like the snap, the Thanos snap just dusted, literally.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think we need to end this and end this now.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_03: Doesn't matter how quickly we end it, we're all going to need new boots.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I lift up my foot.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm not wearing boots.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_03: I'll have his boots.
1:15:31
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna have to put him in the bathtub and really, like, scrub.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_03: It's... this is gross.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_02: Between the toes.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_02: To be fair, you're gonna have to scrub all of your feet.
1:15:42
SPEAKER_02: You think the muck only goes up to your... your boot line?
1:15:47
SPEAKER_02: You fell in the quick mud.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_02: You were buried almost up to your shoulders.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_01: I got mud in my shell.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, mud in your shell.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_02: As you look behind you,
1:16:04
SPEAKER_02: you see this giant undead ape-like creature with four arms,
1:16:08
SPEAKER_02: and it just roars at you.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_02: And it slams its fists into the ground, takes a step back, and lunges.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_02: at both you and Krakka right here.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_02: As it lunges, it's going to make a bite attack against you, Yenor.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_02: That is a 24.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_00: That does hit.
1:16:58
You take eight points of piercing damage as it just kind of
1:17:02
gnaws into you.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_02: Then with each of its fists, each of its four fists,
1:17:18
SPEAKER_02: It's just going to swing out and just do a spin.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_02: Two attacks against you and two attacks against Krakka.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_02: We're going to do the two against Yanor first.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_02: So that is an eight and a 22.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_03: The 22 hits.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_02: You take another six points of slashing damage.
1:17:51
SPEAKER_02: And then Krakka.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_02: That is a 10 and a 20.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_02: I think only the 20 hits you.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_02: 20 hits, but the 10 misses?
1:18:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_02: You take eight points of slashing damage.
1:18:19
Is there any way that I would be able to use tipsy sway and
1:18:29
redirect his swing back
1:18:33
SPEAKER_02: towards himself?
1:18:33
SPEAKER_02: I mean,
1:18:34
SPEAKER_02: it's supposed to be to another creature that's around him,
1:18:37
SPEAKER_02: but since he's such a big guy,
1:18:40
SPEAKER_02: could I redirect it so that he hits himself?
1:19:00
SPEAKER_02: Roll a d4.
1:19:07
SPEAKER_02: One.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_02: In attempting to use your tipsy sway,
1:19:23
SPEAKER_02: you inadvertently lean into the strike that would have missed you.
1:19:29
Okay,
1:19:30
so key point spent and...
1:19:32
You take another six points of slashing damage.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_02: So 12 points of slashing damage.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_02: On a three or a four, you would have been able to redirect it at him.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_02: So you had a 50% chance,
1:19:49
SPEAKER_02: but because it is outside of the realm of tipsy sway,
1:19:53
SPEAKER_02: I had to leave it up to chance.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_00: Yep, fair enough.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_02: Uh, that's all it can do.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_02: Lala, it's your turn.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_00: Who is this?
1:20:24
SPEAKER_03: Down here.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_02: That is, uh, Wakim's shadow.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_03: Okay, got it.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_03: That's all.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_03: I was confused.
1:20:33
Um,
1:20:34
I...
1:20:36
Yeah,
1:20:37
I'm just gonna attack what's in front of me for now,
1:20:40
I think.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_01: That's probably the best course of action.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_02: Alright, go ahead and, uh, make your attack rolls.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_03: That's 16.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_02: That hit!
1:20:56
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_03: Huzzah.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_03: Plus sneak attack?
1:21:05
SPEAKER_02: Ah, yes.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_01: Guys, does everything take forever with me?
1:21:27
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, man.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_00: Three ones.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_02: That would be 24 points of damage.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:21:39
SPEAKER_02: You have another strike.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_00: We're gonna hit him again.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_02: Make your second strike.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_03: Eight monkeys.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_03: 16 again.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_03: It hits.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_02: No sneak attack this time.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_00: Eight.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_00: And same thing.
1:22:18
SPEAKER_02: Final strike.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_03: Let's make it count.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_03: 16.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_02: That's three in a row.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_01: That seems incorrect.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_02: It hits though, so go ahead and roll damage.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_00: At the very least.
1:22:39
SPEAKER_02: That is statistically unlikely.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm beginning to think perhaps my dice are just repeating.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
1:22:51
SPEAKER_02: That's another eight.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
1:22:54
SPEAKER_03: I think I might have to get my clicky plex because these are...
1:22:57
SPEAKER_03: I think these are honestly just glitching out repeating.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_03: What thoughts?
1:23:02
SPEAKER_02: Listen, it might be, but it didn't repeat the first damage, so... True.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_02: It is a D4.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_02: It has a higher chance of repeating.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_02: Are you doing anything else?
1:23:17
SPEAKER_02: You do have some movement.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_02: You actually have all your movement.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_02: Difficult terrain doesn't slow you down.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_03: Nope.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_03: Again, I'm fast as fuck, boy.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna...
1:23:30
SPEAKER_03: over here to help Joaquin and the shadow.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_00: Does the shadow count as a friend?
1:23:49
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_02: As long as Joaquin counts as a friend, the shadow counts as a friend.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_01: That's a weird philosophy to open up in the middle of battle.
1:24:01
If there is such a time in which Rakim were to get charmed and
1:24:05
his shadow is on the
1:24:05
SPEAKER_02: field,
1:24:06
SPEAKER_02: both him and his shadow are not our enemies.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
1:24:11
SPEAKER_01: I have had so many friends in my life.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_01: Not once have I ever thought their shadow is also my friend.
1:24:21
I'm not,
1:24:21
like I said,
1:24:23
very philosophical to open in the middle of battle,
1:24:26
but that is my turn.
1:24:28
You see the shadow just kind of look at you and,
1:24:32
like,
1:24:32
cock its head a little bit.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_03: Tone it down, he doesn't like me that much.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_02: Let's see, at the end of your turn...
1:25:10
SPEAKER_02: We're just gonna do... Just some of these guys.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_02: Little guy.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_02: Little guy.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_02: Little guy.
1:25:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was too many.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_02: I didn't want that many.
1:25:38
SPEAKER_02: Little guy.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_02: And they'll go with... Oh, they don't have one, so we're gonna add.
1:25:58
At the top of this round,
1:26:01
we are going to go ahead and pause and take our break.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_02: When we come back, hopefully they're doing some damage.
1:26:09
SPEAKER_02: They'll be able to clean up the rest of these undead.
1:26:12
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SPEAKER_01: But there keep being more.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_01: Seriously, they keep coming out of the ground.
1:26:23
SPEAKER_01: This is a legit zombie horde.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_01: They don't stop.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_01: They want the brain.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_01: They do want the brain.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_00: There's so many varied creatures in one burial area.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_00: Fascinating.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, really.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_01: So many different types, right?
1:26:43
SPEAKER_01: Crazy.
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SPEAKER_02: We're going to hop right back into... The Swamp Combat.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_02: At the top of the round, it is Yenor's turn.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_02: But before that, there were four zombie...
1:27:57
SPEAKER_02: humanoids that have popped up at the end of last round.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_02: I should have been.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_02: Krakka,
1:28:10
SPEAKER_02: the ones you can see in sight range,
1:28:15
SPEAKER_02: all these ones don't look like just your normal humanoid.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_02: They have some turtle like features to them.
1:28:34
oh um okay like their shells are rotting they've got the the
1:28:48
webbed hands yeah so
1:28:59
SPEAKER_02: uh i'm just not gonna hit them with my weapons
1:29:07
SPEAKER_02: But Yenor, it is your turn.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to hit the big guy in front of me.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_00: 21.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
1:29:23
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_03: 17, radiant.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_02: OK.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_03: and i'm gonna hit again not 20.
1:29:45
uh you don't have to roll damage okay he is taken out as you
1:29:56
just cut off two of
1:29:57
SPEAKER_02: his arms
1:30:09
SPEAKER_03: These purple ring guys are the turtles?
1:30:13
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_02: I think I have to add them differently.
1:30:26
SPEAKER_02: Let me see.
1:30:27
SPEAKER_02: What happens if I do this?
1:30:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to run up to this one.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:30:33
SPEAKER_02: I was testing something.
1:30:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we run to that one.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_00: And then that is all that I can do.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm out of spell slots.
1:30:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_02: Deedle, it is your turn.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_02: Remember, you are frightened.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_00: Which means if I do anything, I have to roll at disadvantage.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_02: You also cannot move willingly towards this creature.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty well right up on him, aren't I?
1:31:10
SPEAKER_02: You are, yes.
1:31:14
SPEAKER_02: Are you still going to attack him?
1:31:17
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I'm going to attempt to attack him.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_02: Let me see how long.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_02: So you are.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're only frightened until the end of this turn.
1:31:31
SPEAKER_02: So go and make your first attack.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_02: At 21, that hits.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_02: 14 points damage.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to try that again.
1:32:05
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I'm going to be that lucky, but.
1:32:09
SPEAKER_00: Do it. 17.
1:32:17
17 also hit who look at me trudging along zombies aren't hard
1:32:25
to hit six all right
1:32:32
17 points damage one for my bonus action yep oops i didn't do
1:32:42
that one right but
1:32:44
SPEAKER_00: overall again
1:32:54
SPEAKER_02: 29 hits.
1:32:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
1:32:57
SPEAKER_00: It was a 22.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's fine.
1:33:00
SPEAKER_02: Still hits.
1:33:02
SPEAKER_00: Another 17.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_02: 17 points damage.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_02: Are you doing anything else?
1:33:17
SPEAKER_00: Nope,
1:33:17
there's nothing else I can do other than stand here and be
1:33:20
frightened for a little
1:33:21
SPEAKER_00: bit longer.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_02: At the end of your turn, you are no longer frightened.
1:33:29
SPEAKER_02: Krakka, it is your turn.
1:33:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm just going to...
1:33:50
SPEAKER_02: Don't run towards him.
1:33:53
SPEAKER_02: And.
1:33:53
SPEAKER_02: You're going to start with a front kick and try it.
1:34:01
If he's a turtle,
1:34:03
then,
1:34:03
you know,
1:34:04
just,
1:34:05
you know,
1:34:06
try to kick him on the back of his shell.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, turtle on a shell.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_02: I know it sucks for when I fall on my shell.
1:34:13
SPEAKER_02: So let's see how it feels for a dumb zombie.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_02: So you're trying to make him go prone.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_02: 24.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_02: A 24 hit.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_02: And you knock him prone.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_02: The target must succeed on a dexterity.
1:34:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would be shot by under unarmed.
1:34:56
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
1:34:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he is prone.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm just going to.
1:35:14
SPEAKER_02: I can't.
1:35:15
SPEAKER_02: I can't make it to anybody else.
1:35:17
SPEAKER_02: So I can just kind of like.
1:35:23
SPEAKER_02: I guess kick him while he's down.
1:35:25
SPEAKER_02: And you make an attack with advantage.
1:35:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, kick him while he's down.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_02: 21.
1:35:40
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
1:35:40
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll your damage.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_02: Seven.
1:35:47
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:35:49
SPEAKER_02: And then you have a bonus action.
1:35:53
SPEAKER_02: Another on-arm strike.
1:35:56
SPEAKER_02: Advantage.
1:35:59
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:35:59
SPEAKER_02: So I just rolled again.
1:36:01
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
1:36:03
SPEAKER_02: So 14.
1:36:03
SPEAKER_02: A 14 does hit.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_02: Six.
1:36:11
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:36:18
SPEAKER_02: Dough.
1:36:21
SPEAKER_02: Not dead.
1:36:23
SPEAKER_02: Butt prone.
1:36:25
SPEAKER_02: Butt prone.
1:36:31
SPEAKER_02: Are you doing anything else?
1:36:37
SPEAKER_02: Just kind of like stand,
1:36:42
SPEAKER_02: like put one foot on top of him,
1:36:44
SPEAKER_02: like stand on him,
1:36:44
SPEAKER_02: like Captain Morgan style.
1:36:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:36:47
SPEAKER_02: I mean, like, yeah, that's it.
1:36:54
SPEAKER_02: It is Mr. Belfast's turn.
1:37:26
SPEAKER_02: He is going to.
1:37:28
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
1:37:50
He's going to make an Arcana check and try to do another
1:37:55
extended Misty step.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_02: That's a 20, dirty 20.
1:38:03
SPEAKER_02: He is going to like there.
1:38:06
SPEAKER_02: And then he's going to move.
1:38:17
uh around this way so that he is in between those two but
1:38:25
flanking with you deedle
1:38:28
he is then going to strike the smaller zombie oh the zombie
1:38:42
gets to make an undead
1:38:44
SPEAKER_02: fortitude check
1:38:48
SPEAKER_02: It fails.
1:38:52
So you all just watch as Mr.
1:38:55
Belfast after waking up and,
1:38:58
you know,
1:38:59
he's bleeding a little bit.
1:39:00
SPEAKER_02: He vanishes from over here where you are, Krakka.
1:39:04
And Yanor,
1:39:06
Lala,
1:39:07
Wakim,
1:39:07
Deedle,
1:39:08
you all see him appear right across from Deedle.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_02: And he just as he appears.
1:39:14
SPEAKER_02: He's not fully materialized yet,
1:39:17
SPEAKER_02: and he's swinging his sword down at this zombie,
1:39:19
SPEAKER_02: and then as he appears,
1:39:20
SPEAKER_02: it just connects with the zombie.
1:39:24
And then he's going to make the rest of his attacks against
1:39:26
this giant floating thing.
1:39:31
SPEAKER_02: That's one hit.
1:39:33
SPEAKER_02: That's two hits.
1:39:37
SPEAKER_02: The rest of his attacks hit...
1:39:54
SPEAKER_02: Ideals.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_02: So as he appears back,
1:40:34
SPEAKER_02: he swings around and Deedle,
1:40:36
you watch him as he just makes multiple strikes and each strike
1:40:40
just cuts off an
1:40:41
eyestalk from this floating undead thing until he finally
1:40:48
shoves his sword just
1:40:49
SPEAKER_02: down through its skull and just slashes up,
1:40:54
SPEAKER_02: cutting its eyeball,
1:40:55
SPEAKER_02: the giant eyeball in half.
1:40:59
SPEAKER_02: Get it!
1:41:07
SPEAKER_02: Deedle, you are covered in the most putrid smelling of things.
1:41:14
SPEAKER_02: Now.
1:41:16
SPEAKER_02: It kind of just splatters you.
1:41:21
SPEAKER_00: Screw washing the boots.
1:41:22
SPEAKER_00: I need a damn bath.
1:41:28
SPEAKER_02: That's all Mr. Belfast can do.
1:41:30
SPEAKER_02: Joaquim, it is your turn.
1:41:37
SPEAKER_01: Um... Um...
1:41:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's move over to him.
1:42:23
SPEAKER_01: Actually, you know what?
1:42:24
SPEAKER_01: Let's do the...
1:42:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's going to be my bonus act.
1:42:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I want to move up to him.
1:42:34
SPEAKER_01: Do I have enough movement to do that?
1:42:38
SPEAKER_02: Where do you want to move?
1:42:40
SPEAKER_01: I move here.
1:42:47
SPEAKER_02: You're 30 feet, right?
1:42:49
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:42:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you have just enough movement to do that.
1:42:53
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:42:55
SPEAKER_01: Let's get there.
1:43:05
Maybe you,
1:43:05
because technically your minor illusion just kind of stays
1:43:08
where it was.
1:43:09
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:43:15
SPEAKER_01: And then let's make an attack.
1:43:23
SPEAKER_01: Actually, let's cast a spell.
1:43:27
SPEAKER_01: Let's, uh, cast a spell.
1:43:35
SPEAKER_01: And... well... Targ's pick?
1:43:47
SPEAKER_01: Um... Targ's pick... Oh...
1:44:05
SPEAKER_01: Sure, okay.
1:44:06
SPEAKER_01: Let's charge.
1:44:10
SPEAKER_02: What are you casting?
1:44:12
SPEAKER_02: Charged blade.
1:44:14
SPEAKER_02: Charged blade, okay.
1:44:17
SPEAKER_01: So... I would like to do this as my bonus action since it's a hand drill.
1:44:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:44:31
SPEAKER_01: So let me make the attack roll.
1:44:33
SPEAKER_01: I...
1:44:35
still paralyzed so this should be at advantage right uh yes he
1:44:42
is still paralyzed
1:44:47
off avoided the natural one that is a hit so it's an auto crit
1:44:54
all right so we're
1:44:56
gonna forego the extra damage and instead we're going to blind
1:45:00
him so do okay
1:45:03
SPEAKER_01: splash across the uh eyes
1:45:06
okay and then we'll do some damage 13 and then charge blade uh
1:45:22
it does a d8 on a
1:45:23
SPEAKER_01: hit right and then uh
1:45:28
SPEAKER_01: And then a D8, what's it, 2D8 after?
1:45:32
SPEAKER_01: If it's still within range, is that improving this right?
1:45:37
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
1:45:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so it immediately takes 1D8 lightning damage.
1:45:45
SPEAKER_02: And then the spell's damage increases when you reach higher levels.
1:45:48
SPEAKER_02: At 5th level, the... So... So if it ends, it's...
1:45:57
turn within my range uh then it would take the additional
1:46:04
lightning damage but
1:46:05
right now it just takes correct correct okay yes so 1d8 on the
1:46:13
attack and then 2d8
1:46:15
SPEAKER_01: if it stays so just one point of lightning damage um next thing
1:46:27
SPEAKER_01: That was my bonus action.
1:46:31
SPEAKER_02: All that dice is maxed out, though, because of your crit.
1:46:36
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:46:40
SPEAKER_02: So two light.
1:46:43
SPEAKER_02: No, max dice.
1:46:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
1:46:47
SPEAKER_02: Not double dice.
1:46:48
SPEAKER_02: Double dice is rules as written.
1:46:50
SPEAKER_02: You roll double the dice.
1:46:51
SPEAKER_01: Apologies, my mistake.
1:46:55
SPEAKER_01: I see...
1:46:58
SPEAKER_01: I can see Deedle.
1:47:00
SPEAKER_01: She looks pretty hurt.
1:47:01
SPEAKER_01: Deedle's a little rough.
1:47:04
SPEAKER_01: She is close enough.
1:47:28
SPEAKER_01: So let us cast Healing Word on her at the second level.
1:47:41
SPEAKER_01: So she gets this.
1:47:45
SPEAKER_02: Healing Word is technically a bonus action.
1:47:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, fuck.
1:47:50
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
1:47:51
SPEAKER_01: Never mind.
1:47:52
SPEAKER_01: I already used my bonus action.
1:47:55
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Giddle.
1:48:05
SPEAKER_02: Do you have attacks?
1:48:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because technically I did cast a spell.
1:48:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:48:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's just do an attack.
1:48:20
SPEAKER_01: Do regular old greatsword.
1:48:23
SPEAKER_02: Make your first attack.
1:48:25
SPEAKER_02: I only have one attack.
1:48:26
SPEAKER_02: Or make your only attack, I guess, technically, right?
1:48:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:48:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:48:32
SPEAKER_01: That's a hit.
1:48:34
SPEAKER_01: So that's a crit.
1:48:37
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna... Can I stab it in the ears to the definite?
1:48:49
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
1:48:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:48:53
SPEAKER_01: Damage...
1:48:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, and then I am going to, I can't, I don't have any more movement.
1:49:08
SPEAKER_01: That ends Joaquin's turn.
1:49:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, with that damage, as you stab it, its head pops off.
1:49:21
You stab it so aggressively that its head just kind of pops off
1:49:24
its body and its
1:49:24
SPEAKER_02: body slumps down.
1:49:26
SPEAKER_02: And now you just have this giant gorilla-like,
1:49:31
SPEAKER_02: ape-like creature head stuck on your shadowy greatsword.
1:49:34
SPEAKER_01: Trying to shake it off.
1:49:40
SPEAKER_02: As you do,
1:49:41
SPEAKER_02: it sloshes before it splits open like a rotten,
1:49:48
SPEAKER_02: hard-boiled egg and falls to the ground.
1:49:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you see Warkeem dry heaves.
1:49:57
SPEAKER_01: And then he just kind of looks at Lala.
1:50:03
SPEAKER_01: That is everything.
1:50:05
SPEAKER_01: I will end Hawkins' turn.
1:50:15
SPEAKER_01: Shadow.
1:50:18
SPEAKER_01: Shadow.
1:50:23
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you're down to three enemies.
1:50:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:50:27
SPEAKER_01: crazy.
1:50:27
SPEAKER_01: I thought, good job, Benson.
1:50:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, let's do Shadow be useful.
1:50:41
SPEAKER_01: Um, let's see if it recharges.
1:50:49
SPEAKER_01: It does not recharge.
1:50:52
SPEAKER_01: Uh,
1:50:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, there's not really much left to do.
1:51:03
SPEAKER_01: Since I'm within range,
1:51:04
I'm just going to have this shadow trying to shade with one in
1:51:10
front of Yenor.
1:51:13
SPEAKER_02: The one in front of Yenor?
1:51:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:51:17
SPEAKER_02: Make your attack.
1:51:19
SPEAKER_01: It is a dex save.
1:51:23
SPEAKER_02: I make a dex save.
1:51:24
SPEAKER_02: DC 17.
1:51:25
SPEAKER_02: That's an 8.
1:51:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so it is grappled.
1:51:32
SPEAKER_01: So you see like shadowing tendrils whip around.
1:51:38
SPEAKER_01: That thing.
1:51:41
SPEAKER_01: So ignore.
1:51:43
SPEAKER_02: You're facing this thing, right?
1:51:45
SPEAKER_02: You're like, all right, there's these little ones left.
1:51:48
SPEAKER_02: And then you see vines begin to move underneath it.
1:51:51
SPEAKER_02: And you're like, oh God, what's going to happen now?
1:51:54
SPEAKER_02: But it's not vines.
1:51:55
SPEAKER_02: It's shadows as they come up.
1:51:58
and just latch onto this thing and swirl all around it and hold
1:52:02
it in place.
1:52:08
SPEAKER_01: Are you doing anything, Ultra King?
1:52:10
Yeah,
1:52:11
Y'nor would hear off from the south,
1:52:14
you're welcome,
1:52:16
and I will end all of the turns.
1:52:20
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:52:21
SPEAKER_02: It is now the little zombies' turns.
1:52:29
SPEAKER_02: So this one is going to stand up from being prone.
1:52:36
SPEAKER_02: And as it does, it's going to... punch you, Krakka.
1:52:44
SPEAKER_02: But that's a 10, so that misses.
1:52:50
SPEAKER_02: This grappled one...
1:52:58
This grappled one is going to make an attack against you,
1:53:02
Yanor,
1:53:03
with disadvantage.
1:53:06
SPEAKER_02: That's a five.
1:53:07
SPEAKER_02: That misses.
1:53:10
SPEAKER_02: This one kind of shambles over to you, Yanor.
1:53:14
SPEAKER_02: And this one's also going to make an attack against you.
1:53:23
SPEAKER_02: That's a natural 20.
1:53:33
It deals 13 points of bludgeoning damage as its rotting fist
1:53:38
just kind of punches
1:53:39
SPEAKER_02: you in the face.
1:53:44
SPEAKER_00: That's absolutely disgusting.
1:53:52
SPEAKER_02: Lala, it is your turn.
1:53:57
SPEAKER_03: Unbelievable.
1:54:00
SPEAKER_03: So, movement.
1:54:03
SPEAKER_03: We are going to zip over here.
1:54:08
SPEAKER_03: And this one is grappled, so we will just stab as normal.
1:54:14
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
1:54:20
SPEAKER_01: Average everyday stabbing.
1:54:21
SPEAKER_01: 30.
1:54:22
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
1:54:24
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
1:54:30
You have advantage on this attack,
1:54:31
so you could roll again if you would like.
1:54:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh, sure.
1:54:36
SPEAKER_02: Go for the natural 20.
1:54:37
SPEAKER_00: Take that first, but we'll try.
1:54:51
SPEAKER_01: Nope.
1:54:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so nine points of piercing damage.
1:54:55
SPEAKER_01: Sneaky damage.
1:55:15
SPEAKER_02: That's 22 points of damage.
1:55:19
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:55:23
SPEAKER_03: Is it dead yet?
1:55:28
SPEAKER_02: It...
1:55:30
You stab it so vigorously that its bones fall to the ground
1:55:40
while its flesh kind of
1:55:41
SPEAKER_02: just slides off nose for Atu.
1:55:47
SPEAKER_03: These things may as well just be slimed.
1:55:51
SPEAKER_00: And then we're going to stab over here.
1:55:56
SPEAKER_02: You could do so.
1:56:05
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
1:56:06
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
1:56:16
SPEAKER_00: Eleven.
1:56:16
SPEAKER_00: Eleven.
1:56:20
SPEAKER_02: Still up.
1:56:23
SPEAKER_00: We'll stab our final stab.
1:56:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going to inspiration that.
1:56:33
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it was.
1:56:34
SPEAKER_03: It's a one.
1:56:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
1:57:00
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
1:57:02
SPEAKER_02: Another 30.
1:57:03
SPEAKER_02: That one hits.
1:57:04
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, roll damage.
1:57:12
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
1:57:13
SPEAKER_01: 10.
1:57:14
SPEAKER_02: This one does indeed go down as well.
1:57:31
SPEAKER_03: Yay!
1:57:34
SPEAKER_03: That is all I can do.
1:57:39
SPEAKER_03: You know you're safe.
1:57:50
SPEAKER_02: We go to the end of the round.
1:58:01
SPEAKER_02: What am I looking for?
1:58:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm looking for something, but I can't find it.
1:58:22
SPEAKER_03: More zombie heads.
1:58:26
SPEAKER_02: It is definitely not more zombie heads.
1:58:43
SPEAKER_02: Why can't I find what I am looking for?
1:58:48
SPEAKER_02: There it is.
1:58:53
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm looking for.
1:58:54
SPEAKER_01: What he's looking for.
1:59:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, it looks like we meet again.
1:59:15
SPEAKER_02: But now, you're on my turf.
1:59:22
SPEAKER_02: Before, I was just keeping some guild leaders hostage on your turf.
1:59:41
SPEAKER_02: But now you're on my turf.
1:59:47
SPEAKER_00: You say turf a lot.
1:59:50
SPEAKER_00: Who is talking?
1:59:51
SPEAKER_00: Is it the square?
1:59:53
SPEAKER_02: It is the square.
1:59:59
SPEAKER_02: It's this guy.
1:59:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
2:00:01
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
2:00:03
SPEAKER_02: A hooded figure with assassin blades.
2:00:11
SPEAKER_02: who you vaguely recognize from the Onyx Accord basement.
2:00:18
SPEAKER_02: Because he got away.
2:00:26
My master and I have been filling this swamp with our kills and
2:00:33
sacrifices for many years now.
2:00:39
SPEAKER_02: Other than the few unfortunate travelers who made a wrong turn,
2:00:42
SPEAKER_02: there's no one that has intentionally headed down this way.
2:00:46
SPEAKER_01: Except us.
2:00:52
SPEAKER_02: What is it that you are doing here?
2:00:55
SPEAKER_03: Navigating extraordinarily.
2:00:57
SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
2:01:03
SPEAKER_02: Should I just let you pass through then?
2:01:07
SPEAKER_02: Out of extreme kindness?
2:01:11
SPEAKER_03: Probably, yeah.
2:01:13
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's what I would do.
2:01:14
SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean... I used to live here, so this is kind of my home.
2:01:26
SPEAKER_01: You should be ashamed of yourself gentrifying a neighborhood like this.
2:01:31
SPEAKER_01: Honestly.
2:01:34
SPEAKER_01: Look, just be nice and let us through.
2:01:36
SPEAKER_01: We've really been... We need to clean our boots and our native things.
2:01:44
SPEAKER_02: Are you just trying to negotiate or are you trying to do something?
2:01:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to be as persuasive as possible.
2:01:55
SPEAKER_02: Make a persuasion check.
2:02:00
SPEAKER_01: Like, it's really in your best interest, I think.
2:02:10
SPEAKER_01: 23.
2:02:28
SPEAKER_01: I'd definitely be doing like the name.
2:02:31
Like,
2:02:31
I don't know if you know who I am,
2:02:32
but I'm pretty much a big deal outside of these parts.
2:02:37
SPEAKER_01: You know, Sue sailing.
2:02:38
SPEAKER_01: We can hook you up.
2:02:42
SPEAKER_02: I don't have much for the need of being near water, nor does my master.
2:02:49
SPEAKER_02: He does need new warm bodies, though.
2:02:54
SPEAKER_02: Come willingly and work with us.
2:03:01
SPEAKER_02: And you could keep your blood inside of your bodies.
2:03:07
SPEAKER_02: Or resist and become part of
2:03:12
SPEAKER_02: The swamp.
2:03:16
I look back to the rest of you,
2:03:17
but I personally like my blood in my body.
2:03:24
SPEAKER_03: But do we want to work with criminals?
2:03:27
SPEAKER_02: Hey, who said anything about criminals?
2:03:31
SPEAKER_00: Can I throw my knife at him?
2:03:36
SPEAKER_02: I will allow that during this exchange, yes.
2:03:43
SPEAKER_00: I feel compelled if he's like keeping your blood in your body.
2:03:48
SPEAKER_00: Work.
2:04:17
SPEAKER_03: So dramatic.
2:04:20
SPEAKER_03: 29.
2:04:25
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
2:04:26
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:04:30
SPEAKER_03: It's Nosferatu.
2:04:33
I don't know if that makes a difference for the composition of
2:04:36
this person or not.
2:04:41
SPEAKER_03: Oops.
2:04:44
SPEAKER_03: That was not correct.
2:04:46
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
2:05:01
So 10 damage.
2:05:13
SPEAKER_00: Unless he is legendary or deity status.
2:05:22
SPEAKER_02: I guess it's becoming one with the swamp then for you, isn't it?
2:05:32
SPEAKER_00: I mean, someone's going to die on this hill, but it's not going to be me.
2:05:42
i don't know if you know but uh people who betray us and escape
2:05:49
don't do it twice
2:05:54
we never had a deal so i didn't betray you you stumbled upon me
2:05:59
criminality and i
2:06:02
was doing an official job i don't know what you were doing
2:06:05
stealing from an
2:06:06
SPEAKER_02: official vault
2:06:10
SPEAKER_03: Whatever narrative you want to spin, prepare to die.
2:06:21
SPEAKER_01: We'll huck it at him again if you give me time.
2:06:25
SPEAKER_02: It is the top of the round now with Yanor's turn.
2:06:39
SPEAKER_03: I take it we've decided to kill this man?
2:06:41
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it didn't work out for us to let him get away last time.
2:06:47
SPEAKER_02: I didn't plan on asking permission to walk on the ground I grew up on.
2:06:54
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
2:06:55
SPEAKER_02: That was your first.
2:06:58
SPEAKER_03: Alright, I'm gonna run up and swing.
2:06:59
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:07:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm inspirationing that.
2:07:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:07:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm inspirationing that.
2:07:09
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:07:11
SPEAKER_03: There we go.
2:07:12
SPEAKER_03: 29.
2:07:12
SPEAKER_03: That hits.
2:07:13
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:07:15
SPEAKER_03: Let me get rid of the two inspirations.
2:07:25
SPEAKER_03: 13 radiant.
2:07:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:07:30
SPEAKER_03: And it just looks like normal radiant damage to him.
2:07:33
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:07:34
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:07:36
SPEAKER_02: But he is technically an undead.
2:07:41
SPEAKER_02: So you your your weapon deals extra damage.
2:07:45
SPEAKER_00: He's an undead.
2:07:50
SPEAKER_00: Seven.
2:07:54
SPEAKER_03: OK, I hit him again.
2:07:56
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:08:01
SPEAKER_03: Pointing on a gun that hits.
2:08:02
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, roll your damage.
2:08:07
SPEAKER_00: That's disappointing.
2:08:12
SPEAKER_00: 13.
2:08:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:08:20
SPEAKER_02: Are you doing anything else?
2:08:20
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm good.
2:08:26
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
2:08:29
SPEAKER_01: Wait, so they've just been attacking this guy, basically.
2:08:35
SPEAKER_01: Who?
2:08:37
SPEAKER_01: Yonor and Lala?
2:08:40
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:08:43
SPEAKER_01: What does this guy look like?
2:08:46
SPEAKER_02: A dude with weapons.
2:08:51
SPEAKER_01: I mean, visibly, like skin tone.
2:08:55
SPEAKER_01: Is he like gaunt?
2:09:00
SPEAKER_01: Does he look healthy?
2:09:02
SPEAKER_01: I mean, does he look human?
2:09:04
SPEAKER_02: He's mostly human.
2:09:07
SPEAKER_02: It's too dark to make out more specific features.
2:09:11
SPEAKER_01: Too dark.
2:09:15
SPEAKER_01: I have devil's sight.
2:09:21
SPEAKER_02: He's got his hood up.
2:09:23
SPEAKER_02: And there's trees in the way.
2:09:29
SPEAKER_02: But yes,
2:09:30
SPEAKER_02: he was,
2:09:31
you had identified him previously as a vampire when you were in
2:09:35
the basement of the
2:09:36
SPEAKER_02: Onyx Accord.
2:09:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:09:40
SPEAKER_01: I remember vampires were definitely a thing.
2:09:44
SPEAKER_02: At the end of your turn, Yanor, he is going to use a legendary action.
2:09:52
SPEAKER_02: And you need to make a wisdom saving throw.
2:10:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm amazing at those.
2:10:01
SPEAKER_03: That would be a 25.
2:10:07
SPEAKER_03: I'll keep the 25.
2:10:08
SPEAKER_03: He's looking into your eyes and his eyes glow red and you feel
2:10:22
SPEAKER_02: the mental push into your mind.
2:10:24
SPEAKER_02: But your paladin will steals and you push it out.
2:10:28
SPEAKER_03: Was that charm?
2:10:29
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:10:30
SPEAKER_03: I can't be charmed.
2:10:33
Your elven magics protect your mind from the fangs of the
2:10:38
vampire control.
2:10:39
SPEAKER_02: Nice.
2:10:45
SPEAKER_02: Needle, it is your turn.
2:10:49
SPEAKER_00: Alright.
2:10:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to be able to make it over there running, so...
2:10:52
SPEAKER_00: Is it a full action to change my weapon?
2:10:57
SPEAKER_02: No, just one of your attack actions to swap weapons.
2:11:02
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm going to longbow it.
2:11:03
All right,
2:11:04
so you swap weapons and go ahead and make an attack with your
2:11:07
longbow.
2:11:09
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, not 20.
2:11:11
SPEAKER_02: Okay, do you want to impose an effect or deal additional damage?
2:11:16
SPEAKER_00: Deal additional damage.
2:11:18
SPEAKER_02: All right, go ahead and roll your damage.
2:11:26
SPEAKER_02: That roll of crit.
2:11:28
SPEAKER_02: Instead of straight.
2:11:30
SPEAKER_02: So we'll do... Because it's 1d8.
2:11:33
SPEAKER_02: So we'll do 12 plus 8.
2:11:36
SPEAKER_02: So 20 points of damage.
2:11:42
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
2:11:43
SPEAKER_02: Are you moving at all?
2:11:47
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I am going to move a little closer. 25...
2:11:56
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:12:03
And I'm done.
2:12:05
SPEAKER_02: Krakka, it is your turn.
2:12:19
SPEAKER_02: I really don't want to do this, but I don't have time to mess with
2:12:26
my possible ancestor,
2:12:28
but I'm just going to swing my hammer at him and just get rid
2:12:35
of him.
2:12:35
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and make your attack.
2:12:42
SPEAKER_02: 16.
2:12:43
SPEAKER_02: That hit.
2:12:43
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:12:48
SPEAKER_02: 10.
2:12:48
SPEAKER_02: Sneak attack.
2:12:53
You do get sneak attack on that as well,
2:12:55
yes,
2:12:55
if you want to use it on him.
2:13:01
SPEAKER_02: You do not have to use it on him.
2:13:03
SPEAKER_02: Crap.
2:13:04
SPEAKER_02: Crap.
2:13:05
SPEAKER_02: Two.
2:13:06
SPEAKER_02: So 12 points of damage.
2:13:09
You feel bad about it,
2:13:10
but you smash his head in,
2:13:12
and he just falls to the ground.
2:13:18
SPEAKER_02: So now...
2:13:49
SPEAKER_02: so i'm gonna use a cunning action to dash for my bonus action okay yep
2:13:55
SPEAKER_02: So this way I can make it behind the vampire.
2:14:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:14:01
SPEAKER_02: And use my second attack to hit him with the other hammer.
2:14:06
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:14:14
SPEAKER_02: Hero.
2:14:15
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:14:16
SPEAKER_02: Inspiration.
2:14:17
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:14:18
SPEAKER_02: We roll.
2:14:24
SPEAKER_02: Hero point.
2:14:27
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll.
2:14:30
SPEAKER_02: 21.
2:14:31
SPEAKER_02: I'll take that.
2:14:31
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
2:14:32
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:14:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
2:14:39
SPEAKER_02: Six.
2:14:41
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:14:45
SPEAKER_02: And that's everything.
2:14:58
SPEAKER_02: It is now the vampire's turn.
2:15:03
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
2:15:20
SPEAKER_02: He is going to what?
2:15:25
SPEAKER_02: Those attacks should have been an advantage, correct?
2:15:28
actually yes oh well uh so uh you can get you you can take back
2:15:44
your inspiration
2:15:47
fair enough because you you would have gotten a double roll
2:15:51
anyway and you added a
2:15:52
SPEAKER_02: hero point regardless
2:15:54
So you can undo the use of your inspiration,
2:15:57
and we'll count that as advantage.
2:16:02
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
2:16:12
SPEAKER_02: He is going to reach to grab you, Krakka, with a 21.
2:16:16
SPEAKER_02: I guess...
2:16:25
SPEAKER_02: So he sinks as he reaches.
2:16:28
SPEAKER_02: It's not like a gentle buddy grab.
2:16:31
SPEAKER_02: It's like he's yanking you and digging into you.
2:16:40
So you take 8 points of bludgeoning damage and 1 point of
2:16:47
necrotic damage.
2:16:50
SPEAKER_02: So 9 points of damage?
2:16:52
SPEAKER_02: Yep, 9 points total and you are grappled.
2:17:08
He is then going to use his bonus action to make a bite attack
2:17:13
against you.
2:17:17
SPEAKER_02: That is a 23.
2:17:17
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
2:17:21
SPEAKER_02: So you take... 10 points of piercing damage.
2:17:33
SPEAKER_02: And 18 points of necrotic damage.
2:17:37
SPEAKER_02: your hp is also your max hp is also reduced by 18.
2:17:51
SPEAKER_02: um max health modifier yes minus 18.
2:17:54
SPEAKER_02: yep okay
2:18:08
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
2:18:09
SPEAKER_02: Wait, did that take another 18 health after me?
2:18:17
SPEAKER_02: No, because that was 28.
2:18:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay, never mind.
2:18:20
SPEAKER_02: Ouchies.
2:18:21
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
2:18:25
SPEAKER_02: And then it's going to end its turn with that.
2:18:31
SPEAKER_02: It is Mr. Belfast's turn.
2:18:39
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
2:18:55
SPEAKER_02: You can work with that.
2:18:57
SPEAKER_02: So.
2:19:00
Is going to have to use a third level spell slot,
2:19:04
but he needs to misty stuff over here.
2:19:10
And then he,
2:19:11
so he misty steps next to your needle and then he runs up to
2:19:13
the vampire.
2:19:21
And essentially he is going to use,
2:19:24
he's going to make an athletics check.
2:19:32
SPEAKER_02: I don't think the vampire is beating that.
2:19:39
SPEAKER_02: It might.
2:19:41
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:19:43
SPEAKER_02: So Mr.
2:19:43
SPEAKER_02: Belfast,
2:19:45
SPEAKER_02: Misty steps,
2:19:46
SPEAKER_02: runs up to you,
2:19:47
SPEAKER_02: Krakka,
2:19:48
SPEAKER_02: and you watch as he just hand on the vampire,
2:19:52
SPEAKER_02: hand on Krakka,
2:19:53
SPEAKER_02: rips him apart.
2:19:56
SPEAKER_02: He breaks the grapple.
2:19:58
SPEAKER_02: Krakka, you are no longer grappled.
2:20:00
SPEAKER_02: You are also got manhandled, moved behind Mr. Belfast.
2:20:13
SPEAKER_02: He is then going to use an action surge.
2:20:33
SPEAKER_02: And he is going to throw you a...
2:20:41
SPEAKER_02: He's going to forcibly shove a healing potion down your throat.
2:20:47
SPEAKER_02: It's going to be a greater healing potion.
2:20:54
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
2:20:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait.
2:20:57
SPEAKER_02: That's D4s, right?
2:21:01
SPEAKER_02: How many?
2:21:04
SPEAKER_02: One second, I have to look up potions.
2:21:07
SPEAKER_02: Because I actually...
2:21:11
SPEAKER_02: Not a brain fart.
2:21:14
SPEAKER_02: What are you?
2:21:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, d4s.
2:21:16
SPEAKER_02: So if you want to roll it, 6d4 plus 6.
2:21:20
SPEAKER_02: 6d4.
2:21:20
SPEAKER_02: 18 plus 6, so 24.
2:21:21
SPEAKER_02: 24.
2:21:23
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
2:21:24
SPEAKER_02: You heal 24 HP.
2:21:54
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
2:21:59
He's going to use a second action surge and cast with his hand
2:22:06
still on the vampire.
2:22:08
SPEAKER_02: He has to make an arcana check for this.
2:22:14
SPEAKER_02: That's a 25.
2:22:15
SPEAKER_02: He's going to cast Dispel Magic.
2:22:19
SPEAKER_02: Joaquim, you would be the only one really to notice this.
2:22:24
SPEAKER_02: But you see just the arcane energy coalescing around Mr. Belfast.
2:22:30
SPEAKER_02: And then it shoots in the vampire and coats this whole region.
2:22:37
As the,
2:22:39
especially the murky parts,
2:22:41
like the muck parts of the swamp,
2:22:45
globe.
2:22:46
SPEAKER_02: glow, an arcane glow for a second, and then it disappears.
2:22:52
SPEAKER_01: Akeem goes wide-eyed for a moment.
2:22:56
SPEAKER_02: With your detect magic up,
2:22:58
you sense that the necrotic energies and the undead that were
2:23:01
coming towards the
2:23:02
SPEAKER_02: surface are now fading away.
2:23:12
SPEAKER_02: That's all he can do.
2:23:19
SPEAKER_02: It is your turn now, Joachim.
2:23:21
SPEAKER_02: You and your shadows.
2:23:24
SPEAKER_01: Where is this vampire man?
2:23:28
SPEAKER_02: Right now, directly in front of Yenor.
2:23:31
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:23:37
SPEAKER_01: Shadows here.
2:23:44
SPEAKER_01: Shadows here.
2:23:45
SPEAKER_01: Shadows here.
2:23:56
SPEAKER_01: Looks like we're going to kill this guy.
2:24:02
SPEAKER_01: Are vampires technically humanoids?
2:24:07
SPEAKER_02: Make a history check.
2:24:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hear a point, though.
2:24:18
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:24:24
SPEAKER_01: Do I have any hero points?
2:24:27
SPEAKER_01: I do.
2:24:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, I don't.
2:24:29
SPEAKER_01: I don't have any hero points.
2:24:31
SPEAKER_01: I can't hero point that.
2:24:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:24:38
SPEAKER_02: You don't know if this vampire is a humanoid.
2:24:43
You do know that most vampires are humanoids,
2:24:46
but some can be of other creature classes.
2:24:53
alright based on that I I'm gonna cast whole person on this guy
2:25:12
actually hold on uh
2:25:17
we'll do since it's not a damaging cantrip we'll start off with
2:25:21
a mind sliver
2:25:22
SPEAKER_01: against this guy
2:25:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:25:27
SPEAKER_02: What does he have to do?
2:25:29
SPEAKER_01: Intelligence save.
2:25:31
SPEAKER_01: DC 19.
2:25:32
SPEAKER_02: That would be a 22.
2:25:41
SPEAKER_01: Wow, that was great.
2:25:44
SPEAKER_01: That was a good roll.
2:25:46
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:25:51
SPEAKER_01: But either way,
2:25:56
SPEAKER_01: Let's try and... Hold person.
2:26:03
SPEAKER_01: Wisdom?
2:26:04
SPEAKER_01: Uh, yep.
2:26:06
SPEAKER_01: Wisdom.
2:26:08
SPEAKER_01: Also 19.
2:26:13
SPEAKER_02: That is a 24.
2:26:14
SPEAKER_02: Wow!
2:26:18
SPEAKER_02: Also a good roll, but he's got proficiency and wisdom.
2:26:23
SPEAKER_02: Also.
2:26:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't think there's...
2:26:27
SPEAKER_02: That was a natural 19 and a natural 17,
2:26:28
SPEAKER_02: so those were both pretty high anyway.
2:26:32
SPEAKER_01: Indeed they were.
2:26:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay, there's nothing I can do there.
2:26:40
SPEAKER_01: So I think that's everything that Joaquin can do.
2:26:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you got your shadow.
2:26:47
SPEAKER_01: I do have my shadow.
2:26:51
SPEAKER_01: Let's see...
2:26:56
SPEAKER_01: I gotta roll to see if it comes back.
2:27:02
SPEAKER_01: It does not.
2:27:04
SPEAKER_01: I'll sacrifice one attack for the Shade Glare.
2:27:09
SPEAKER_01: And then I'll try and Shade Glare that thing.
2:27:14
SPEAKER_02: Is he in range?
2:27:16
SPEAKER_01: Uh, 62?
2:27:18
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:27:21
SPEAKER_02: He is.
2:27:22
SPEAKER_02: Shade Glare.
2:27:24
SPEAKER_02: Wisdom again?
2:27:25
SPEAKER_01: Wisdom DC 17.
2:27:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's.
2:27:32
SPEAKER_02: He's rolling well.
2:27:34
SPEAKER_02: That's another natural 17 for 24.
2:27:36
SPEAKER_01: OK, that's.
2:27:41
SPEAKER_01: That is everything.
2:27:43
SPEAKER_02: He's not a zombie.
2:27:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, no, he's he's his will is tough to break.
2:27:51
SPEAKER_02: He's a little stronger than that.
2:27:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Joaquin's just kind of dumbfounded right now.
2:27:59
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I'll end my turn.
2:28:02
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:28:04
SPEAKER_02: Lala, that takes it to your turn.
2:28:20
SPEAKER_02: Is it me?
2:28:21
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:28:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh, sorry.
2:28:23
SPEAKER_03: I missed my cue.
2:28:36
uh yeah she is gonna do what she does best and just knife knife
2:28:44
him um am i still
2:28:47
good to throw from here or should i move i should move you can
2:28:51
throw from there if
2:28:52
you want i could but we will just come right on here and close
2:28:58
quarter stab
2:29:10
SPEAKER_02: 27.
2:29:13
SPEAKER_02: He's going to use a reaction on you before you make the attack.
2:29:22
SPEAKER_02: And you need to make a wisdom saving throw.
2:29:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to use guarded mind.
2:29:43
SPEAKER_02: What is that?
2:29:45
SPEAKER_02: What does that do?
2:29:48
SPEAKER_02: It's not something that you've used.
2:29:51
SPEAKER_00: It's not.
2:29:52
SPEAKER_00: Once per short slash long rest,
2:29:55
SPEAKER_00: if you fail an intelligence wisdom or charisma saving throw,
2:29:58
SPEAKER_00: you can cause yourself to succeed instead.
2:30:01
SPEAKER_03: I only got once, but I'm going to use it now.
2:30:05
SPEAKER_02: So you succeed.
2:30:07
SPEAKER_01: Hooray.
2:30:09
SPEAKER_02: So your attack hits.
2:30:10
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:30:12
SPEAKER_01: Neat.
2:30:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to have my sneak attack damage with it too.
2:30:16
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
2:30:19
And you do feel the vampire's mind try to press its way into
2:30:24
yours as you're going
2:30:27
SPEAKER_02: to make this attack,
2:30:28
SPEAKER_02: but you shrug it off and continue with your stabs.
2:30:32
I'm used to having certain things in my head and other things
2:30:36
may not enter.
2:30:36
SPEAKER_02: It's 27 points damage.
2:30:44
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:30:46
SPEAKER_00: And then... I just want to check.
2:30:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I had something else in my brain and it slipped for me.
2:31:06
SPEAKER_00: Um...
2:31:12
SPEAKER_00: We haven't had much opportunity for me to use my psychic blades,
2:31:16
SPEAKER_00: but I feel like maybe I should.
2:31:21
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, you're a vampire.
2:31:24
SPEAKER_00: It's always an option.
2:31:35
SPEAKER_00: Let's try it and see what happens, I guess.
2:31:43
SPEAKER_02: psychic blade.
2:31:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh, I'm gonna add a hero point.
2:31:51
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:31:56
SPEAKER_03: There.
2:31:57
SPEAKER_02: 18 hits.
2:31:59
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:32:03
Um,
2:32:04
there are other things that come with my psychic blades that
2:32:08
I'm going to stack on.
2:32:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm just...
2:32:14
SPEAKER_01: I was unprepared.
2:32:30
SPEAKER_02: What are you stacking on?
2:32:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to remember because honestly,
2:32:35
SPEAKER_01: again,
2:32:35
SPEAKER_01: I've had no cause to use this in so long at this point.
2:32:42
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
2:32:43
SPEAKER_02: So you have.
2:32:45
SPEAKER_02: If you miss.
2:32:49
SPEAKER_00: It's the bonus attack that I'm thinking of.
2:33:03
SPEAKER_02: This.
2:33:05
SPEAKER_02: You can make a attack.
2:33:12
SPEAKER_02: If you attack with your psychic blade as your action,
2:33:14
SPEAKER_02: you can make another attack as a bonus action with your psychic blade.
2:33:20
SPEAKER_00: Can I do that twice to make my two into four?
2:33:28
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I'm reading two, but my capacity tonight is not at 100%.
2:33:31
SPEAKER_01: Psychic blades.
2:33:51
SPEAKER_02: No, you cannot make that two and a four.
2:33:54
SPEAKER_00: Damn.
2:33:55
SPEAKER_02: You spend your bonus action.
2:33:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:33:59
SPEAKER_00: Then I'll just make my regular second strike.
2:34:02
SPEAKER_02: All right, go ahead.
2:34:04
SPEAKER_02: I have to read your psychic blades more.
2:34:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
2:34:10
I have had no cause to use them because it's a bunch of dummies
2:34:13
that we're fighting
2:34:14
SPEAKER_03: most of the time.
2:34:14
SPEAKER_03: 23.
2:34:17
SPEAKER_03: That hits.
2:34:18
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:34:28
I forgot to ask before I did it a second time if the psychic
2:34:30
damage seemed to do
2:34:31
SPEAKER_03: anything worse or better or the same.
2:34:35
SPEAKER_02: It seems to be doing the same.
2:34:38
SPEAKER_02: Cool.
2:34:41
SPEAKER_02: Okay, 36 points of damage.
2:34:43
SPEAKER_02: That's my turn.
2:34:46
SPEAKER_02: At the end of your turn, we go to the top of the round, which is Yenor.
2:35:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm just going to swing.
2:35:15
SPEAKER_02: Make your first strike.
2:35:16
23.
2:35:20
SPEAKER_03: Hit.
2:35:20
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:35:22
SPEAKER_02: 18.
2:35:30
SPEAKER_03: Radiant.
2:35:30
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:35:33
SPEAKER_02: He's quite hurt.
2:35:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to hero point that.
2:35:42
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:35:42
SPEAKER_02: 23.
2:35:47
SPEAKER_02: That hits.
2:35:48
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:35:49
SPEAKER_03: 17 radiant.
2:35:57
SPEAKER_02: He is barely hanging on.
2:36:09
SPEAKER_03: And my turn.
2:36:12
SPEAKER_02: Deedle, it is your turn.
2:36:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to try to take another shot at Guy.
2:36:29
SPEAKER_00: At Mr. Vampire.
2:36:33
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:36:41
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, another 920.
2:36:42
SPEAKER_00: Would you look at that.
2:36:44
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:36:48
SPEAKER_02: Or you can impose some kind of effect.
2:36:52
SPEAKER_00: Nope, more damage.
2:36:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:37:12
SPEAKER_02: So you deal... 30 points of damage to it.
2:37:19
SPEAKER_02: You send your arrow.
2:37:21
SPEAKER_02: And it goes between Yenor and Mr. Belfast.
2:37:28
SPEAKER_02: And hits the vampire.
2:37:30
SPEAKER_02: Square center in the chest, right where Ahart would be.
2:37:36
SPEAKER_02: And...
2:37:38
SPEAKER_02: The same thing happens last time as it did.
2:37:41
SPEAKER_02: The same thing happens this time as it did last time.
2:37:45
SPEAKER_02: He poofs into mist and turns invisible.
2:38:00
SPEAKER_02: Is that all you're doing?
2:38:25
SPEAKER_02: I guess we'll go Kraka's turn.
2:38:31
SPEAKER_02: Kraka, you are not grappled anymore.
2:38:37
SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
2:38:43
SPEAKER_02: Where'd he go?
2:38:46
SPEAKER_02: Well,
2:38:47
you saw a deal hit him with an arrow and then he kind of just
2:38:50
poofed like he did
2:38:51
SPEAKER_02: last time.
2:38:57
SPEAKER_03: Uhh... Uhh...
2:39:25
SPEAKER_02: I mean,
2:39:26
SPEAKER_02: I know he's not there,
2:39:27
SPEAKER_02: but I'm just going to do it for shits and giggles anyways,
2:39:30
SPEAKER_02: and I'm just going to swing.
2:39:33
SPEAKER_02: Make an attack roll with disadvantage.
2:39:36
Actually,
2:39:36
make a straight attack roll,
2:39:37
because technically you'd be flanking.
2:39:42
Flanking gives you advantage,
2:39:44
but his current status gives you disadvantage.
2:39:48
SPEAKER_02: Inspiration.
2:39:49
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, re-roll.
2:39:54
SPEAKER_02: 20, 30, 20.
2:39:57
SPEAKER_02: It hits.
2:39:57
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
2:40:07
SPEAKER_00: Eight.
2:40:14
SPEAKER_02: Stunning strike onto that.
2:40:18
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
2:40:22
SPEAKER_02: What is that, Constitution?
2:40:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 16, I think.
2:40:28
SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
2:40:33
SPEAKER_02: 16, yeah.
2:40:35
SPEAKER_02: Miraculously.
2:40:38
SPEAKER_02: You swing at your... Like, none of you see anything, right?
2:40:42
SPEAKER_02: But there's four of you around this space.
2:40:47
SPEAKER_02: So Yenor,
2:40:48
SPEAKER_02: Lala and Mr.
2:40:49
Belfast all watch as Kroka runs around and just starts swinging
2:40:53
his hammer wildly
2:40:54
SPEAKER_02: in this face.
2:40:56
SPEAKER_02: And then you just see.
2:40:58
SPEAKER_02: You just see.
2:41:01
SPEAKER_02: A dead vampire.
2:41:19
SPEAKER_03: Does that end combat now?
2:41:22
SPEAKER_02: Uh, combat is... ended.
2:41:26
SPEAKER_01: On the table, that was crazy, Krakow.
2:41:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh... You know, just... I just... I had to doubt my feelings on that one.
2:41:43
SPEAKER_02: I just... I had to go against my gut.
2:41:47
It felt like because last time he disappeared and he went on
2:41:51
his escape route.
2:41:52
SPEAKER_02: But this time I just I figured he just disappeared.
2:41:56
SPEAKER_02: He didn't move yet.
2:41:58
SPEAKER_02: So let's just take a take a swing.
2:42:02
SPEAKER_02: And that happened.
2:42:07
Oh, God.
2:42:19
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to stuff him in a bag or something.
2:42:25
SPEAKER_02: I mean... I don't... We can put his head in my backpack.
2:42:34
SPEAKER_02: Why just his head?
2:42:37
SPEAKER_03: I mean, we can identify him by his head.
2:42:40
SPEAKER_03: So if we run into his master, we have his head.
2:42:46
SPEAKER_01: Do you think he'd want it?
2:42:48
SPEAKER_03: He might.
2:42:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess we can't question him.
2:42:55
SPEAKER_02: Is there anything else of vampires that's valuable?
2:43:00
SPEAKER_02: Like, should we take his fangs?
2:43:03
SPEAKER_02: Or should we just leave him in the head?
2:43:04
SPEAKER_03: Well, if we take the whole head, we have the fangs.
2:43:13
Also,
2:43:14
I've heard about vampires kind of just spontaneously coming
2:43:17
back to life.
2:43:18
SPEAKER_03: So we should probably remove the head in that way.
2:43:20
SPEAKER_03: It'll be safe.
2:43:23
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to start cutting off the head.
2:43:28
SPEAKER_02: Not that hard with Donbringer on a corpse.
2:43:32
SPEAKER_00: I take his head.
2:43:34
SPEAKER_02: Is there anything else we would like to do here?
2:43:47
SPEAKER_02: Could we get out of the swamp and maybe in some clean water?
2:43:53
SPEAKER_02: That would be nice.
2:43:56
SPEAKER_03: Clean water would be very nice.
2:43:58
SPEAKER_03: Did we know his name?
2:44:00
SPEAKER_03: Or is it just vampire?
2:44:02
SPEAKER_02: Just vampire dude.
2:44:07
SPEAKER_00: I have so much shit in this backpack now.
2:44:12
SPEAKER_02: You can't put it in the handy haversack.
2:44:14
SPEAKER_02: Your handy haversack's full.
2:44:17
SPEAKER_02: The 95,000 gold pieces that you took.
2:44:20
SPEAKER_03: Can I just put it in my backpack?
2:44:22
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:44:23
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:44:24
SPEAKER_02: It's going to get goop all over stuff.
2:44:27
SPEAKER_02: It's going to goopify your backpack.
2:44:35
SPEAKER_00: That's... Can I put it in like a separate pocket?
2:44:38
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you could tie it to your backpack.
2:44:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll do that.
2:44:43
Take the amount of gold out that weighs that is equivalent to
2:44:47
the weight of the
2:44:47
SPEAKER_02: head and put the head in the sack.
2:44:50
SPEAKER_00: Hey, I don't want to use a head weight of gold.
2:44:54
SPEAKER_00: We've never stopped to sort through it.
2:44:56
SPEAKER_00: So it's literally 95,000 gold worth of valuables from vault and library,
2:45:02
SPEAKER_00: gold pieces,
2:45:02
SPEAKER_00: platinum pieces,
2:45:03
SPEAKER_00: jewels.
2:45:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh yeah.
2:45:05
SPEAKER_01: That, that, that stuff.
2:45:08
SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
2:45:08
SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
2:45:10
SPEAKER_03: Gotta leave a trail of gore.
2:45:13
SPEAKER_02: Just like the mysterious, mysterious bracers I got on.
2:45:17
SPEAKER_02: You guys have a lot of magic items that you don't know what they do.
2:45:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I have longbow from the vault.
2:45:24
SPEAKER_03: Why was it there?
2:45:25
SPEAKER_03: Don't own any magic items that remove goo.
2:45:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:45:40
Alright,
2:45:41
well...
2:45:43
Any other trophies we would like to collect from...
2:45:46
I gotta collect Harbold.
2:45:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what was wrong with him again?
2:45:54
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
2:45:55
SPEAKER_02: Harold?
2:45:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's just, like, blanked out, right?
2:45:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:45:59
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:46:00
SPEAKER_02: From when you tried going into his mind.
2:46:02
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
2:46:02
SPEAKER_02: And met the mysterious dragon.
2:46:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:46:07
SPEAKER_03: Well, I can get him down from the tree, but she can't carry him.
2:46:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, Deedle's right there, too.
2:46:13
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:46:14
SPEAKER_02: And you'll pass Belfast as well.
2:46:18
SPEAKER_03: He is leading the way.
2:46:19
SPEAKER_02: But also, you have to... Yes.
2:46:23
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:46:26
SPEAKER_01: If you could avoid any more sinking graveyards.
2:46:30
SPEAKER_01: Top tier.
2:46:32
SPEAKER_02: I mean, the whole swamp's like a sinking graveyard.
2:46:35
SPEAKER_03: And you let us through here, so do better.
2:46:39
SPEAKER_03: Make better choices.
2:46:41
SPEAKER_00: You're supposed to be a leader right now.
2:46:45
SPEAKER_02: Let's just not stay in one spot for too long.
2:46:48
SPEAKER_02: Let's just keep moving.
2:46:52
SPEAKER_02: We gotta collect everybody.
2:46:54
SPEAKER_02: We still have the child with the animals back there, too, somewhere.
2:46:59
SPEAKER_02: Well, I know that, but I'm saying once we start moving, we don't stop.
2:47:02
SPEAKER_02: We just keep moving.
2:47:03
SPEAKER_02: I mean, even if we do happen to stir a few up, they're not that fast.
2:47:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure we can out-walk them.
2:47:11
SPEAKER_03: Lala whistles really loud for her puppy to come.
2:47:18
SPEAKER_02: This time we just kind of got surrounded, so...
2:47:21
SPEAKER_02: So the puppy leaps from tree branch to tree branch to get to you.
2:47:30
SPEAKER_02: Poppy being told to keep an eye on the puppy just kind of hovers above.
2:47:34
SPEAKER_02: So, you know, or you look up and you see Poppy.
2:47:39
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
2:47:40
SPEAKER_02: What came?
2:47:41
SPEAKER_02: Are you keeping your shadow out?
2:47:51
SPEAKER_01: No, I'll retract it back in.
2:47:54
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:47:58
SPEAKER_03: Just gestures to the animals, to Mr. Belfast.
2:48:03
SPEAKER_03: They come to us.
2:48:07
SPEAKER_02: You are coming over here to get Harold down.
2:48:10
SPEAKER_02: Who is carrying Harold?
2:48:12
SPEAKER_02: Deedle, were you carrying Harold?
2:48:13
SPEAKER_02: I thought Belfast was.
2:48:21
SPEAKER_02: Belfast bleeding you.
2:48:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll carry him.
2:48:25
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
2:48:28
SPEAKER_02: There you got that.
2:48:29
SPEAKER_02: There is a moment during this time that Lala,
2:48:33
SPEAKER_02: Deedle,
2:48:34
SPEAKER_02: and Yenor all feel just a moment of lethargy.
2:48:42
SPEAKER_02: As your respective hastes and rages dissipate.
2:48:49
SPEAKER_01: Luteal phase.
2:48:53
SPEAKER_02: I get you all kind of in a more manageable group away from all of the.
2:49:01
SPEAKER_02: Undeath.
2:49:05
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
2:49:08
Are there any final things that anyone wants to do before we
2:49:11
close out this evening's session?
2:49:16
SPEAKER_01: No, I think that's been a hell of a lot.
2:49:20
SPEAKER_01: Babe.
2:49:25
SPEAKER_01: Babe, where?
2:49:25
SPEAKER_01: There's got to be some clean water in the swamp somewhere.
2:49:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we'll definitely look.
2:49:33
SPEAKER_02: Clean water in a swamp.
2:49:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't... I mean, unless we find a hot spring.
2:49:42
SPEAKER_02: But I just think we need to get out of the swamp.
2:49:46
SPEAKER_01: If I look at the fresh water source needle, where is it pointing?
2:49:53
SPEAKER_01: Ah...
2:49:57
SPEAKER_02: Let me take a look here.
2:49:59
SPEAKER_02: All right, so.
2:50:13
SPEAKER_02: Is pointing in the like.
2:50:19
SPEAKER_02: North to North Eastern direction.
2:50:27
SPEAKER_02: to the way you were going.
2:50:28
SPEAKER_01: OK.
2:50:31
I'll tell the group if we had this way,
2:50:34
I think we'll find some fresh water.
2:50:40
SPEAKER_00: I mean, of the way of.
2:50:43
SPEAKER_00: The warehouse.
2:50:47
SPEAKER_02: My warehouse has showers.
2:50:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but how much further?
2:50:55
SPEAKER_01: We'll finally get to your infamous warehouse after all this craziness.
2:51:00
We just got to get through this section of muck and then it's
2:51:04
easier traveling
2:51:05
SPEAKER_02: through the forest and then we'll be there.
2:51:09
SPEAKER_01: You sure there aren't any more undead?
2:51:13
SPEAKER_02: I can't be sure of anything at this point.
2:51:17
SPEAKER_02: Someone's definitely out to get us.
2:51:20
Apparently that guy and his partner have just been reverse
2:51:24
fishing in this muck for
2:51:25
SPEAKER_00: the last several years.
2:51:28
SPEAKER_03: You should keep a better eye on your properties.
2:51:32
SPEAKER_02: This isn't my property.
2:51:34
SPEAKER_03: That sounds like a legal defense.
2:51:39
Technically,
2:51:40
it would be Krakka's property if he is the only one that
2:51:43
survived his village.
2:51:48
SPEAKER_02: Uh...
2:51:50
SPEAKER_00: I mean... He's just trying to escape legal liability.
2:52:00
SPEAKER_03: Don't listen to him, Kraka.
2:52:03
SPEAKER_01: Technically, that means Kraka should charge you rent.
2:52:11
SPEAKER_02: I mean, this part would be part of Kraka's village.
2:52:14
His village is right down there,
2:52:16
but where I am isn't anywhere near Kraka's village.
2:52:21
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
2:52:22
SPEAKER_01: That sounds like, yeah, fishy.
2:52:29
SPEAKER_02: Listen, I got running water.
2:52:32
SPEAKER_02: I got fresh facilities.
2:52:35
SPEAKER_02: We got everything there once we get there.
2:52:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that can't be beat right now.
2:52:46
SPEAKER_01: I'm in and like Joachim will smell himself and
2:52:50
SPEAKER_01: Like recoil from the smell.
2:52:53
SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
2:52:55
SPEAKER_01: This needs to stop.
2:52:57
SPEAKER_01: Lead the way.
2:53:01
SPEAKER_02: With that.
2:53:02
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