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Bonus IMPROV - You Do Not Have Sweet Cheeks · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends how fine are they so fine so fine so far so fine what is this
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  It is bonus improv.
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  That was beautiful.
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  Oh, oh.
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  It's very short-lived applause.
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  Do you like how I can applaud like a crowd?
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  I do.
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  I love that.
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  That's one of my favorite things about you.
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  Yeah, totes.
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  Hey, where's Joe?
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  Where's that crazy guy, Joe?
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  Joe?
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  Joe, are you here?
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  Joe, where are you, Joe?
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  No, me.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, look, he came with a suggestion.
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  Oh, yes.
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  Let me take it out of my pants.
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  Your suggestion is courtroom.
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  Courtroom.
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  Oh, it's all warm from Joe's pants.
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  I was going to ask why it was warm, but now I know.
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  Keep that suggestion safe for me.
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  I'm going to want it back later when you're done.
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  Did you say the suggestion was pants?
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  Courtroom.
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  Oh, it was courtroom.
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  I said I took the suggestion out of my pants.
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  Oh, courtroom.
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  That makes me think.
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  So, you know, like in a Catholic church,
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  you're supposed to genuflect when you get into the pew?
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  Okay, well, you are.
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  What does that mean?
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  Like, you're supposed to, like, get down on one knee, like,
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  yeah, like, you kneel like that.
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  You genuflect, and then you get in,
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  because it's supposed to be, like,
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  oh, like, Jesus is up in the tabernacle,
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  like, so as a sign of respect, you genuflect, you get in.
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  Right.
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  You don't just sit down.
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  Well, anyway, one time in high school,
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  I went to a courtroom for something.
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  I don't remember what exactly.
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  Might have been like some kind of a traffic thing.
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  Anyway, the courtroom, like their seats are just like pews.
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  And yes, like pews, pews.
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  And I accidentally genuflected getting in.
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  Did the judge like it?
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  There were luckily not a lot of people there,
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  but I have a feeling people would have been amused.
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  But it was like, it was such a weird reflex.
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  Like I didn I didn even like I couldn stop myself That hilarious Yeah Did you realize it right away or Yes immediately Like as I was going down but it was like it too late to stop
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  I'm committed to the bit.
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  Yeah.
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  Why aren't you all doing this?
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  Yeah.
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  Eden scum.
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  You're the weird ones, not me.
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  You're all arrested.
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  To jail.
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  You are going to jail.
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  That's very funny.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm glad that happened to you.
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  Yeah, me too.
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  Yeah.
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  Even at the time, it was, like, a little embarrassing, but it was, like, it's kind of funny.
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  It was, like, it was also, it was weird, that, like, physical feeling of, like, I'm doing
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  something I didn't, I don't, it doesn't feel like I have control over it.
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  I'm sure it was, like, visually interesting, but people don't give a, like, no one cares.
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  Like, even yesterday, I was, I, like, a light waiting to get a green arrow, and someone just
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  started going because they thought it was their turn, and they, like, got, like, almost to
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  the traffic, and then they had to, like, back up a lot, like, a long way.
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  Yeah.
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  And I didn't care.
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  Yeah, it happens.
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  I wanted to roll my window down and be like,
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  welcome back.
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  You never know who doesn't have a sense of humor.
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  Anytime something like that happens,
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  I always think like,
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  I might want to be like,
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  oh, you idiot, but then
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  I invite anyone to be like that
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  about all of the times I've ever done that.
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  Could have been you.
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  Yeah.
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  Not that I ever make mistakes.
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  Least of all on the road.
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  We know.
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  Everyone knows Joe's the best driver that ever lived.
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  And now, improv.
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  Well, Mr. Billings, I did all the work and I'm ready to head off to my PTO.
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  Okay.
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  So I hope you have a great weekend.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Oh, my God, Mr. Billings.
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  I'm so sorry.
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  Jeremiah what was that
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  I think it was just a reflex I always kiss my wife
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  before I leave in the morning
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  oh I'm so embarrassed
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  but no it's
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  it's fine these
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  these things happen
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  okay let's just never
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  speak of it again we'll just move on
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  yeah let's just move on
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  oh god I'm so sorry Mr. Billings
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  it's alright
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  hey it could happen to any of us
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  alright I want to thank you
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  thank you for understanding
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  We're going to laugh about this one day.
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  Yeah.
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  Not today Just you go I going to go Enjoy You enjoy your PTO Okay You got it babe
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  Wait.
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  Did you just call me babe?
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  I'm your boss.
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  I thought your name, I thought you were Babe Billings.
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  No.
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  Hey, Jeremiah.
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  Okay.
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  It was an accident.
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  I call my wife babe right before I leave the house.
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  Okay.
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  Jeremiah, let's just.
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  You just go on.
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  Just leave my office.
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  Okay, I'm going.
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  Pretend like the last minute never happened.
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  Just enjoy your vacation, sweet cheeks.
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  What?
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  Oh, sorry.
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  That's your billings?
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  Sorry.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Oh, my God.
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  It's, I, oh, my God.
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  It happened to me.
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  You know what?
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  It's because I've been.
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  Because I can still feel your lips on my lips.
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  It's not your fault.
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  And yes, I could still feel it.
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  And it's just, oh, it's just you.
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  I call my wife sweet cheeks.
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  Yes.
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  No.
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  And because I've been saying this stuff accidentally, you're in that mindset.
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  I know.
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  It's not that you have sweet cheeks.
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  You do not have sweet cheeks.
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  I just want you to be aware of that.
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  But thank you.
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  I'm going to go.
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  I think this is, this is, it's no big deal.
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  Anyway, you have a great day.
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  Okay.
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  And a great weekend.
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  You do.
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  Mr. Bellings.
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  that's just how we say goodbye in our house i'm so sorry but can i just say uh yeah firm
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  thank thank you i actually do have sweet cheeks oh what a coincidence yes my wife's nickname for
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  me too sweet cheeks okay wow i'm sorry about that oh god oh it stings yeah my hand's stinging too
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  we like it we're rough in the schminigans household
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  oh jeremiah schminigans i all right it's
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  it's fine we're done we're done now we're done hey by the way where are you going on vacation
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  uh the grand tetons oh wait i don't know if i actually know where those are
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  my wife knows okay okay she well she sounds lovely yeah she is she really is
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  okay well enjoy your your two weeks off yeah absolutely we see you when you get back and that it We forget this ever happened I mean I don know if I be able to sit for a while
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  Okay, well, good thing your desk goes up and down.
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  That's nice.
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  I've been asking for one of those, but we'll talk about that when I get back.
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  Okay, all right.
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  Knock, knock, knock.
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  Excuse me, Mr. Billings.
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  Yes?
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  I'm sorry to interrupt.
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  I know you have your appointment with that Schmidigan's fellow,
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  but here are the papers you asked for earlier.
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  I'll just leave them on your desk, okay?
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  Okay.
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  Thanks a lot, Hot Boobs.
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  Oh, I'm so sorry.
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  Mr. Billings.
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  I'm so sorry.
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  I'm so sorry.
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  Look, Jerem, I can tell you,
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  I feel like it's been an infection going around.
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  We're just accidentally forgetting where we are
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  and accidentally saying things we don't need to say.
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  No, it's okay, Mr. Billings
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  I know you're a very stressed out man now
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  I'll take my leave
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  I'm sorry, hot boobs is what I call myself
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  It's okay, don't worry about it
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  I have firm ass
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  But boy do I have man boobs
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  I know you do, Mr. Billings
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  And boy, they get hot
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  Oh, they're the hottest, Mr. Billings
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  Oh, we know it
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  Goodbye, you two wet sluts
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  Brrrr
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  Brrrr
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  Oh, Janice.
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  Mr. Billings, I'm so sorry.
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  Janice.
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  That's how the other girls in secretary school used to say goodbye to each other
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  after we would clock out for the day.
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  So it's okay.
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  Jeremiah, you agree we could forget this ever happened?
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  Oh, Jeremiah, I'm so sorry.
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  It's okay.
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  I was in the corner.
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  Yeah, I'm willing to forget everything.
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  Don't worry.
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  this is not going to HR,
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  but I really got to get going.
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  Okay.
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  Yes.
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  Yes.
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  You go enjoy the Grand Tetons.
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  Cut to the Grand Tetons.
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  Isn't this nice?
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  Yeah.
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  Where are we again?
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  Scene.
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  you