Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Utah Word From July 22nd, 2025
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- 0:06Speaker 1: It's often said that people of Utah speak a language
- 0:10Speaker 1: all their own. It's a language that's often confusing and
- 0:13Speaker 1: even incomprehensible to newcomers here in the Beehive State. So
- 0:17Speaker 1: Radio from Hell presents a handy guide to help everyone
- 0:21Speaker 1: understand how the natives speak. It's the Utah word of
- 0:24Speaker 1: the day, and today's.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Word is well today, there are two words from the
- 0:29Speaker 2: Utah and vernacular to consider. First, there's goone, goa n goone. Second,
- 0:36Speaker 2: there's splies spl i e s splies. And now the
- 0:41Speaker 2: Mayor of Mona, Don Krittle, and his son Denver, will
- 0:45Speaker 2: use those words in a bit of dialogue.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Again.
- 0:48Speaker 2: The words today are goone and splies.
- 0:52Speaker 4: Eddie, Eddy, I'm in need of your assistance.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Well, I can certainly see that you have got up
- 0:57Speaker 3: ahead of steam about something, Denver, what is it this time?
- 1:01Speaker 4: I'm really getting involved in the twenty fourth of July
- 1:04Speaker 4: festivities here in our fair city of Mona. This year's
- 1:07Speaker 4: gonna be a peach. I'm so excited about the Bingo Night.
- 1:10Speaker 4: They haven't. This is the first year that you and
- 1:13Speaker 4: I can go to the Bingo Night.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Well as Marimona. I have to be careful with anything
- 1:18Speaker 3: that looks like it could be conscrewed as gambling. Well,
- 1:22Speaker 3: this year the committee changed the name to Family Night Bingo,
- 1:26Speaker 3: so I think it should be okay. I already picked.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Up up bingo cards. They said they're gonna let us
- 1:31Speaker 4: play until the prize is run out, and then after
- 1:33Speaker 4: Bingo it's silent disco dance night at the pavilion, glow
- 1:38Speaker 4: in the dark, fun for the whole family, it says here.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Well, probably not the whole family, you know, disco music
- 1:44Speaker 3: gives me the yips. But we can't stay late anyhow,
- 1:48Speaker 3: because we got the parade the next morning.
- 1:50Speaker 4: I didn't think you're going to the prey Daddy. I
- 1:53Speaker 4: know you've had a beef with the Grand Marshals.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Well, no, son, I patch things up with Oliver's. I mean,
- 1:59Speaker 3: I had no problem with Anita. Anita OLIVERR. Is just fine.
- 2:04Speaker 3: It's that mother scratcher Gedge Gadge. Ol of Her is
- 2:07Speaker 3: a crab if there ever was one. You know, he
- 2:09Speaker 3: borrowed my pickup truck to haul some palettes out to
- 2:11Speaker 3: the dump and then he didn't bring it back two weeks.
- 2:14Speaker 3: He had that truck for that palette job only took
- 2:17Speaker 3: two hours to do.
- 2:18Speaker 4: It, mother scratchers.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Well we're okay now, though, old Gedge. He brung me
- 2:24Speaker 3: a bottle of Martin Ellie's to make up for it.
- 2:26Speaker 3: So we're jake. But you said you was in need
- 2:28Speaker 3: of my assistance. Boy, what is it?
- 2:30Speaker 4: Well, there's gonna be a chuck Wagon community dinner.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Well you don't have to tell me, boy, anytime Gaydene
- 2:37Speaker 3: Cater's a chuck Wagon feast, I am first in line.
- 2:41Speaker 3: I saved us some money too. You know I bought
- 2:44Speaker 3: the early Bird two buck off tickets last week.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Clud Daddy, you should be proud. Gaydeen asked me to help.
- 2:51Speaker 4: I need to have you drive me down to the
- 2:53Speaker 4: sack and save for some splies. I need to buy
- 2:56Speaker 4: some ingredients because Gaydeine asked me to bake up a
- 2:59Speaker 4: big batch of my Scotcher rows for the chuck Wagon
- 3:02Speaker 4: dinner dessert.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Well, my boy, let's get to it. Yes, I am proud.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Join us again some other time as we examine how
- 3:13Speaker 1: the Utah natives speak with the Utah Word of the Day,