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DLHS Hour 4 | Top Five Shoe Booties · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In
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  Speaker 1: case you're going to be in Jacksonville, Florida, I will
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  Speaker 1: be there this Friday at the Florida Theater along with
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  Speaker 1: Don Lemon on September 25th for the DL and DL.
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  Speaker 2: Anything goes to it. And the following day, we're going
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  Speaker 2: to be in St. Petersburg, Florida at.
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  Speaker 1: The Mahaffrey Theater. So come check us out if you
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  Speaker 1: take a notion. It's a lot of interesting things going on.
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  Speaker 3: To say the least.
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  Speaker 2: It's true did you see like it's these two shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Booty ass the hot twins and he was he was
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  Speaker 1: talking he said who would have thought it would have
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  Speaker 1: been worse I said I thought twins split an embryo
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  Speaker 1: these are splitting a chromosome these are the.
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  Speaker 3: Well sometimes one person gets the brain and the other
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  Speaker 3: one gets the.
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  Speaker 1: Creativity you can't be that dumb and you got backup
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  Speaker 1: I can't repeat I swear to God, they're so stupid,
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  Speaker 1: they couldn't fit them into one. That is pretty bad.
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  Speaker 3: Dumbness, you know, in 2D.
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  Speaker 1: We were at lunch the other day, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I know that guy was on my crew forever. on
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  Speaker 1: the Hugo's years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, man, that's him. And I walked over.
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  Speaker 1: He hugged me like he hadn't seen. I thought he
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  Speaker 1: was going to pick you up. That's how much I
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  Speaker 1: was beloved.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. I'm a good person.
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 2: No, you are.
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 2: People love working with me.
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  Speaker 3: Depends on what day it is. Ain't that right, Skip?
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  Speaker 1: Depends on what day it is. You come in yelling
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  Speaker 1: and screaming. When I get my first shipment of white people,
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  Speaker 1: y'all going to be sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all going to be sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you going to get them?
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  Speaker 2: I'm importing them. You can't get them from around locally.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say. They can't be locally sourced. No,
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  Speaker 2: they cannot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get the white people from here. I import
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  Speaker 1: my white people. So some people are very concerned about
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  Speaker 1: the recent measles outbreak. But we need to be worried
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  Speaker 1: about the shoe booty epidemic that is going around. Jasmine
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  Speaker 1: gave us five of the current top shoe booties. But remember,
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  Speaker 1: the list is fluid.
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  Speaker 2: That means you can keep going. They can change it
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  Speaker 2: any time.
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  Speaker 3: They can change it any moment.
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  Speaker 2: Number five will be Clarence Thomas. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: He's in the shoe booties. For sure.
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  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five current shoe booties.
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  Speaker 2: What did you say? Did you say for sure?
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  Speaker 3: For sure. I learned from the best. Number four is
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  Speaker 3: Nicki Minaj.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Absolutely. Remember she was.
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  Speaker 1: Remember she was talking about Don... She was talking about
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  Speaker 1: Governor Newsom. And she was like, you can't trust him.
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  Speaker 1: You need to be worried about him.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: To catch a predator. How about that? You need to
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  Speaker 2: be worried about him. Worry about your household. Just because
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  Speaker 2: kids can't walk past your house.
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  Speaker 3: The top five shoe booties would be Byron Donald.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You need to take some of that black
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  Speaker 2: off his beard and put it in his heart. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five current top five shoe
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  Speaker 3: booties would be Tim Scott.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely. Oh, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't trust a man whose gums are that thick.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't start teething until he was 62. He got
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  Speaker 1: a teething ring and Social Security at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: At the same time.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five current shoe
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  Speaker 3: booties would be Officer Tatum.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, his wife was crazy about me. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: remember you told me that. No, no. She was on
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  Speaker 2: top of how I used to love her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear that. I know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She used to love me. He did, too. And then
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I did see the video where he said he
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  Speaker 3: used to really like you.
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  Speaker 2: He used to watch. I used to watch. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: who wouldn't? I'm dope. Come on now. That's it. That's
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  Speaker 2: all we got. That's going to do it for us
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  Speaker 2: right there.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that if you were in Jacksonville, Florida, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be at the Florida Theater this Friday, September 25th,
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  Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon for the DL and DL Anything
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  Speaker 1: Goes Tour.
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  Speaker 2: Then the following day at the Mahari Theater. In St.
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  Speaker 4: Petersburg.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're in St. Petersburg or Tampa, Tampa St. Pete,
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  Speaker 1: come check us out. Jasmine Sanders, what on earth did
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  Speaker 1: you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: I saw this interesting story. I don't watch love and
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  Speaker 3: hip hop at all. I know a lot of people do.
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  Speaker 3: They're very popular shows. Well, apparently there is a person
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  Speaker 3: on there. I'm just going to say a person because
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really sure about the pronouns. Named D. Smith,
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  Speaker 3: who is D. Transitioning.
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  Speaker 2: Now, apparently. Shouldn't it be no D.
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  Speaker 4: Smith?
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  Speaker 1: I could tell this is probably not a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this person has been living a life as a
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  Speaker 3: woman for about 12 years. And now I think they
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  Speaker 3: are changing their pronouns back to he and him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. So it's Reed D. Smith now. And
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  Speaker 2: I knew it. It's devil D.
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  Speaker 4: Smith. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bad idea to talk about that story, but
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  Speaker 2: that's what I learned. Two lessons in one. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 2: It's devil deed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Skip, I may have cheated on what you learned today,
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  Speaker 2: baby boy. You know, every now and then, you've heard it.
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  Speaker 2: Every now and again.
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  Speaker 4: 90s fine.
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  Speaker 2: And they talk about the, you know, women's coming through
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  Speaker 2: the 90s. And I just saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We saw like Nia Long. She just got a star
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  Speaker 4: in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And I saw her pictures. Man,
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  Speaker 4: still fine. And then just who had a birthday recently.
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  Speaker 4: And she put out some pictures. Saniya Latham looking good
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  Speaker 4: like 55 and.
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  Speaker 2: Still that's what moisturizer and exercise will do for you
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  Speaker 2: boy oh man they're both of them.
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  Speaker 1: Still good moisturized yeah for sure yeah they made them
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  Speaker 1: right back then I'm telling you yeah yeah coming up
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  Speaker 1: next on the D.L. Hughley show we're going to be
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  Speaker 1: talking to the iconic Morris Day aha I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: to ignore that yeah And we're going to be giving
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  Speaker 1: a deserving someone the Shoe Booty of the Week award.
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  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 1: to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.