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- Margaux: 150. That's how many drinks a 30-guest New Year's Eve party pours between 9 and 1, by one common hosting formula. And 150 is also exactly how many servings are in one jar. Which sounds like good news. Dana: It sounds like a trap. Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. Today's question comes from everyone planning a party for the last night of the year: how much edible glitter do you actually need for a New Year's Eve party? Dana: And I'm the host in this scenario. 30 people, my living room, a signature cocktail I've already practiced twice. I don't want to run out at 11:40, and I don't want 3 half-used jars in my cupboard in January. Margaux: Here's the answer up front. Count the shimmer drinks, not the party. A food site's party formula says plan 2 drinks per guest in the first hour, then 1 per guest for every hour after. 30 guests over 4 hours is 60 drinks in the first hour and 90 after: 150 drinks. At the printed serving of 0.1 grams a drink, if every single one of those carried glitter, that's 15 grams, which is one 15 gram jar with nothing left over. But nobody puts glitter in every drink. If the shimmer goes in your signature cocktail and that's about 1 drink in 3, you pour 50 shimmer drinks, which is 5 grams, and you still have about 10 grams, about 100 servings, in the jar. So for 30 guests: one 15 gram jar, and a shimmer menu, not a shimmer party. Dana: So the formula is for the bar. The glitter math is a fraction of the bar. Margaux: Exactly that. The formula tells you how much to pour. The glitter math tells you how much of the pour gets a pinch. Dana: Let me check your arithmetic like it's peanut butter. 15 grams at $14.99. What does that come to per drink? Margaux: About 10 cents a drink, at 150 servings in the 15 gram jar. The 10 gram drink glitter is also $14.99, and at 100 servings that's about 15 cents a drink. So per drink, the 15 gram jar is the cheaper buy. Dana: And the smaller party? Because not everyone has 30 friends who'll come out on a cold night. Margaux: 20 guests over the same 4 hours is 40 drinks in the first hour and 60 after: 100 drinks. If every drink got a pinch, that's 10 grams, one 10 gram jar exactly. With the 1-in-3 signature menu, it's a fraction of that. Either way, one jar. Dana: And 50 guests? Asking for my sister, who has never once hosted a small anything. Margaux: Then we're past one jar for an every-drink party and back to the menu question. The menu is what decides it. If only the signature cocktail shimmers, even a big party lives inside one 15 gram jar for a long time. Dana: Sparkle Lab, because I know what everybody's actually picturing. Midnight. The toast. Glitter in the glass. Margaux: I know. And this is the one place I'm going to steer you, because the rulebook for this pigment is specific. The mica pigment's listing in the federal color-additive rules, 21 CFR 73.350, has a beverage entry. It names cocktails, cordials, liqueurs, flavored malt drinks, wine coolers and cocktail mixers. It does not name wine. A midnight toast poured as straight Champagne is wine. So this show doesn't point the glitter at the Champagne pour. It points it at the cocktail menu. Build the shimmer into the signature drink, serve that drink in the round before midnight, and let the toast be the toast. Dana: So the glitter moment is 11:45, not 12:00. Margaux: The glitter moment is whenever your signature cocktail comes out. And there's a practical reason to like that, too. An analysis of about 2,400 category reviews has buyers saying it works best with clear drinks. Your signature cocktail is the one drink you designed. You can make it clear. You can serve it in a clear glass. You control where the light goes. Dana: Okay, that's the use-case fight, and I'll give you half of it. I still want something sparkly at midnight. Margaux: Then make your 11:45 round the signature cocktail, and the room is already sparkling when the countdown starts. Dana: Now my round. Your headline number. 150 drinks, 150 servings, one jar, nothing spare. That's not a plan, that's a coin toss. One heavy-handed friend helping at the bar, one jar knocked off the counter, one second signature cocktail somebody invents at 10 p.m., and the last 10 guests get plain drinks. Margaux: That's the round you win, and the honest version of my number is: exactly is a trap. A party plan with zero spare is a bad plan, and the formula itself is a rule of thumb, not a promise about your crowd. So here's where I'll land. If you truly want every drink to shimmer for 30 people, one 15 gram jar is the floor, not the plan. You'd want a second jar or a smaller menu. If you go with the signature-only menu, the 1-in-3 version, one 15 gram jar covers it with about 100 servings to spare. That spare is your heavy-handed friend. Dana: So the menu is what buys the cushion. Not the second jar. Margaux: The menu is cheaper than the second jar. And that brings us to the other money number. What does the spare cost you in January? Dana: My cupboard full of half-used jars. Margaux: Half a 15 gram jar at $14.99 is about $7.50 of product, and about 75 servings. Half a 10 gram jar is also about $7.50, and about 50 servings. That's the real cost of overbuying: not the price on the jar, the part you never pour. So buy one jar in one shade for the party, not 3 colors because they looked festive. One color, one cocktail, one jar. Dana: And measuring. Because "a pinch" from my brother-in-law is a tablespoon. Margaux: Measure once, before the party. Put 0.1 grams on a kitchen scale, look at it, and remember what it looks like. That little pile is the printed serving. The listing says you can double it for a richer color, which is a choice for your signature drink, and it halves the number of drinks a jar covers. If you double, redo the math: 50 shimmer drinks at 0.2 grams is 10 grams. Still one 15 gram jar, with 5 grams to spare. Dana: Who should skip it? Margaux: 3 skips. If your crowd drinks beer and wine all night and nobody's ordering cocktails, skip the glitter. You'd be buying a jar for a drink nobody pours. If your party is a dinner with a fixed wine pairing, same answer. And if you're not going to measure even once, skip the every-drink plan and do the signature-only menu, because eyeballed pinches are how 150 servings become 60. Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I came in afraid of running out at 11:40 and drowning in jars in January. Where I landed. One: count the shimmer drinks, not the party. Two: the formula is 2 per guest the first hour, 1 per guest each hour after, which is 150 drinks for my 30 guests over 4 hours. Three: signature-only at 1 in 3 is 50 shimmer drinks, 5 grams, one 15 gram jar with about 100 servings spare. Four, my round: exactly is a trap, and the menu is the cushion. Five: the glitter goes in the signature cocktail, and my 11:45 round is the sparkly one. My caveat: I'm still going to look at the Champagne at midnight and wish. Margaux: Kept, gladly. The footnote: the MONÉGASQUE Gold 15 gram luster dust is on Amazon at $14.99 — about 10 cents a drink at the printed serving, and gold reads beautifully in a clear signature cocktail. Dana: Next time, back to the calendar, because Halloween is 9 days away. Edible glitter on candy apples. In the candy, or on it? Margaux: Both, and the 10 seconds after the dip decide which one shows. One note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts. See you at the table.