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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “They Will Kill You” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You will show your twenty twenty twenty twenty sixth edition
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  Speaker 2: in case you are going to be in Raleigh, North
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  Speaker 2: Carolina in a few hours, I'll be there too. I
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  Speaker 2: will be at the Martin Marriotta Performing Arts Center in Raleigh,
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  Speaker 2: North Carolina, of course for myself and Don Lemon, d
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  Speaker 2: L and dal Anything goes to us, will come check
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  Speaker 2: us out.
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  Speaker 1: If you're taking notes of the following.
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  Speaker 2: Day, we will be in Cleveland at at the Playhouse Square,
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  Speaker 2: so come check us out. Infected the diseases that are
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  Speaker 2: on the rise. Ever since I'm telling you, ever since
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  Speaker 2: RFK became the secretary of hs HHS, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: I think the wrong Kennedy was taking flying lessons.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely, Yeah, I think.
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  Speaker 2: I think the wrong Kennedy had a pincher for convertibles.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's what a guy what yeah, I do
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  Speaker 2: that dude? Is that is man? And this surrounded with everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see Christy Nolmes husband as a cross dresser,
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  Speaker 2: so apparently all that make up to you and buy one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was using it all up. That's all that
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  Speaker 1: was there.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no way hell you set up there next to
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  Speaker 2: everybody and they talking about your woman's getting knocked up
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  Speaker 2: by another man.
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  Speaker 1: You're sitting there, unlet's see, like, I can't wait. Did
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  Speaker 1: he take those patings out so I could wear them?
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  Speaker 1: I remember?
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  Speaker 2: Remember, remember when Dennis Rodman used to the crows drift.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this was a little different though.
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  Speaker 2: When he was he was dating down like you know,
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  Speaker 2: you bet you're bad, bro, when somebody make you want
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  Speaker 2: to put their draws on.
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  Speaker 1: He showed up at the book signing at a wedding dress.
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  Speaker 2: Man, oh man. What he didn't do was x fo
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  Speaker 2: let skin. He had like a speckle, right, you see
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  Speaker 2: it looks like a leopard.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what. And back in the day you
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  Speaker 1: think he was ahead of his time. But yay, long
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  Speaker 1: you give us twenty rebounds a night, we don't give it.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's as great a defensive player and a
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  Speaker 2: greater rebound that ever exists.
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  Speaker 1: He got more out.
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  Speaker 2: He was the biggest man.
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  Speaker 1: But he he was, he was, he was. He could
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time for the streaming movie review, the Lebo,
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  Speaker 2: the streaming hag Warrior.
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  Speaker 3: Army, and all on me, say haney, haney, oh deil
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  Speaker 3: my home brother, what's that Albert springtime is officially here.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what this means? To crazy color student
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  Speaker 1: watch spring break?
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  Speaker 3: This is when the students take a week off from
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  Speaker 3: studies and their livers take two weeks off to recuperate. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: there will be bad tans and bad decisions. The beaches
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  Speaker 3: will have more bodies than a Clian scene. Then there
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  Speaker 3: is the Flicnic, which is basically black people's spring break.
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  Speaker 3: The hotel room is a nightclub, a dance floor, and
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  Speaker 3: of course a clim scene, all at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: The group chat will go from who's driving to who's
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  Speaker 3: in jail? I'm serious, you know, dear my home brother,
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  Speaker 3: I am a warrior.
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  Speaker 1: I did warrior things when I was on spring break.
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  Speaker 3: In two thousand and your five, I flew to Atlanta
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  Speaker 3: on an hungover eagle over in two thousand in r six,
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  Speaker 3: I traveled to twelve Big c and traveled across the
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  Speaker 3: desert on a sarcastic camera.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Silias.
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  Speaker 3: Today's movie has nothing to do with this play and break,
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  Speaker 3: but you will need a break after you see it.
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  Speaker 3: The movie is they will kill you starting Zazi Debeats.
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  Speaker 3: She is the girl from this show Atlanta and the
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  Speaker 3: Deadpool movie.
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  Speaker 1: In this movie, Zazi plays a woman.
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  Speaker 3: That takes a job as a housekeeper in a New
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  Speaker 3: York and city had Eyes. She is unaware of the
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  Speaker 3: building history of disappearance. She soon realizes the community is
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  Speaker 3: shrouded in mystery.
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  Speaker 1: What is the mystery?
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  Speaker 3: It is crazier the Epstein Island. I'm siias the building
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  Speaker 3: is a temple to Satan. Oh. Each year they must
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  Speaker 3: be homage with a sacrifice. This year, soul food is
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  Speaker 3: on the menual because she is the sacrifice. You know,
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  Speaker 3: dealing my home brother. You know I am a warrior.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious. The House of Satan doesn't scare me. I
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  Speaker 3: surprise Satan one time and he said to me, oh, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you scared the illebo out of me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Siia. She's a warrior, but she is not like me.
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  Speaker 3: She fights back for her survival. This is a fun thriller.
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  Speaker 3: It will make you jump and laugh at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: I give her three ambags and if you add this
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  Speaker 3: film by yesterday afternoon, I will not send you something
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  Speaker 3: for all the spring bread Irish spring soap. You just
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  Speaker 3: ladder up, runs off Atlanta and repeat until you remember
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  Speaker 3: your name. Oh five of fifteen torkers agreed, fresh and
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  Speaker 3: clean as a whistle is cute, but we needed fresh
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  Speaker 3: and clean after a Freaknik, I'm sitio.
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  Speaker 1: This is ago. You're a hacking water with the steam
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  Speaker 1: hacking movement of you.
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  Speaker 4: Come in, said on me in me ooh ie need
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  Speaker 4: say i'm me pime MEI oh ok, Now it's time
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  Speaker 4: to take a peek in it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay. Me and one of my girlfriends are at us.
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  Speaker 1: So we have a third friend who has been.
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  Speaker 5: Every for a number of years. How about she left
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  Speaker 5: her husband because she was in love with another woman. Well,
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  Speaker 5: I said another woman, as her man was a woman,
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  Speaker 5: but he's he's all man.
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  Speaker 1: But whatever, she didn't want him any more, so she
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  Speaker 1: left for a chip that she was in love with.
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  Speaker 1: I said, love you love. I got no problem with it.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I did have a problem with the fact that
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  Speaker 5: I go, she may have had these ceilings with this
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  Speaker 5: girl for a very long time, and that means that
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  Speaker 5: perhaps she was leaving her husband on. My other girlfriend
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  Speaker 5: was like, no, that's the commitment that she made. She
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  Speaker 5: made that commitment to her husband and to God, and
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  Speaker 5: in front of all of her family, she should have
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  Speaker 5: stayed with it. So now we're all in. I was
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  Speaker 5: trying to figure out who it's right, and my thing is.
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  Speaker 1: Love and live and let live. My girlfriend was like,
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  Speaker 1: uh uh, you.
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  Speaker 4: Took that vow.
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  Speaker 1: You said she was gonna.
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  Speaker 5: Love that man and sickness and in health and good
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  Speaker 5: times and the end, well, this is a bad time.
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  Speaker 5: And she bounced, it's not for him, right an even girl,
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  Speaker 5: love you love,